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        <pubDate>Wed, 23 Dec 2009 10:16:31 PST</pubDate>        
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                <title>Transformerations</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 00:30:46 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Ever feel suddenly changed? mutated?<br /><br />I feel seriously mutated. like I'm growing another brain or something. I also feel the fourth year syndrome wherein there are pangs of laziness concerning school. <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/c/cries.gif" width="23" height="15" alt=":cries:" title="Waaaah!" /> <br /><br />speaking of changed/mutated, i did watch the Transformers movie yesterday and it made me learn a few things:<br />1. Megan Fox is foxy <br />2. God is made up of 7 robots that have the power to bring one back to life <br />3. It's alright to destroy age old Egyptian relics <br />4. The Smithsonian Institute keeps age old Decepticons with English accents<br />5. Hiphop robots actually exist <br />6. Never date a hot college chick on your first day of college lest you want to be killed<br />7. Michael Bay has hit jackpot<br />8. Tiny Decepticons act like horny dogs around Megan Fox<br />9. Airbrushing a motorbike requires skimpy attire and provocative angles<br />10. An old robot will need a high-tech looking cane to walk<br />11. Saying "I love you" to a dead person works wonders<br />12. Robots swear (thank you, world wide web)<br />13. Fake babes taste like diesel when you kiss them<br />14. Robots aren't smart enough to figure out where the "secret power" is hidden in a desert<br />15. Don't make your mom eat brownies when she visits you in college<br />16. Don't say anything for 10 seconds if you're angry at your hot girlfriend<br />17. If you lose your job at s7, you work in a meat shop<br />18. You can still keep top secret files under your meat shop<br />19. Optimus Prime changes wardrobe by using an older Decepticon's gear<br />20. Michael Bay loves Linkin Park<br />21. Transformers needs a better soundtrack<br />22. Only one old robot can teleport to Egypt<br />23. There is always an annoying guy behind every military decision<br />24. Robot talk over a cellular phone will sound perverted to your mom<br />25. Megan Fox running slow makes men in the movie theatres salivate<br /><br />I suppose 25 is enough. Because today is June 25 *wink* *wink*. one could go on for a long time with Transformers' stuff. haha. <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/w/w00t.gif" width="23" height="23" alt=":w00t!:" title="w00t!" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/w/w00t.gif" width="23" height="23" alt=":w00t!:" title="w00t!" /><br /><br />now off to transforming into Megan Fox, or hot robot assassin for that matter! <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/r/rofl.gif" width="29" height="27" alt=":rofl:" title="rofl" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>i'm thinking</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2009 22:32:57 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ of how funny it is to miss classmates back home. loud voices (<a href="http://cezkabab.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/c/e/cezkabab.jpg" alt=":iconcezkabab:" title="cezkabab"/></a> 4 girls actually, you should hear them. they're funny and hot. haha) quirky humor (<a href="http://dichromaticbeagle.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/d/i/dichromaticbeagle.gif" alt=":icondichromaticbeagle:" title="dichromaticbeagle"/></a> <a href="http://otagoth.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/o/t/otagoth.gif" alt=":iconotagoth:" title="otagoth"/></a>  <a href="http://blackeraser.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/b/l/blackeraser.jpg?1" alt=":iconblackeraser:" title="blackeraser"/></a> ) uber talented <a href="http://krisjod16.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/default.gif" alt=":iconkrisjod16:" title="krisjod16"/></a>  <a href="http://hungry-husky.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/h/u/hungry-husky.png?1" alt=":iconhungry-husky:" title="hungry-husky"/></a>  <a href="http://nikolaihoe27.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/n/i/nikolaihoe27.jpg" alt=":iconnikolaihoe27:" title="nikolaihoe27"/></a> <a href="http://gender-bender.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/g/e/gender-bender.gif" alt=":icongender-bender:" title="gender-bender"/></a>)<br /> and a host of other friends i see almost everyday. it's going to be weird if i'm going to have to adjust to new people again. haha. <br /><br />sentimentality is so human. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/d/drunk.gif" width="25" height="28" alt=":drunk:" title="Drunk" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Taporbane</author>
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                <title>fzzzt</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2009 23:10:55 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ i'm having nosebleeds everyday. what does that mean?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Taporbane</author>
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