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                <title>Free crappy sketches NOT THAT YOU WANT THEM</title>
                <link>http://Teebay.deviantart.com/journal/27164263/</link>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 12 Sep 2009 06:38:19 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Copied from <a href="http://khorosho.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/k/h/khorosho.jpg" alt=":iconkhorosho:" title="khorosho"/></a> and <a href="http://cuboidal.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/c/u/cuboidal.png?3" alt=":iconcuboidal:" title="cuboidal"/></a> and <a href="http://hellnachtstern.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/h/e/hellnachtstern.gif?4" alt=":iconhellnachtstern:" title="hellnachtstern"/></a><br /><br /><br />The first 10 people who comment on this journal will get a sketch, free. However, in return, you must offer 10 free sketches in your own journal. If you've already done 10 Free Sketches, simply link the journal entry in your comment... You still qualify.<br /><br />01 - I will NOT draw your request until I see this in your journal.<br />02 - In your comment, include a link to a reference picture of the character you want me to draw. Or write me a description.<br />03 - Only one character per person- Remember, this is FREE.<br />Have fun with this, it's a great way to pass your talents to your fans.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Teebay</author>
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                <title>Commissions.</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2009 16:01:56 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I do accept them. I'm open now. 15 bucks, straight up, for simple stuff. Drop me a line at deathslittledoor@yahoo.com with the subject "commission info" or something along those lines if you're interested.<br /><br />I'd really really REALLY appreciate it.  Thanks! <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Teebay</author>
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                <title>ddfnkjms d,smd ,m</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 31 May 2009 16:04:36 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Oh my gooood.  I hate little kids.  I reeeeally do.  <br /><br /><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZzqEEWaRAU">[link]</a><br /><br />I can't help but sink to their little 19-year-old levels.  I really can't.  WHUETHDJFNSL.  (I'm greenteeks btw, in case it wasn't obvious) But WTF ANYWAY.  WHO DO THESE PEOPLE THINK THEY ARE? *smash*<br /><br />I'm not really bothered lol, it's just amusing as shit.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Teebay</author>
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                <title>I feel like ass.</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 25 May 2009 20:42:49 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ BUT NONE OF YOU *REALLY* CARE LOL.<br /><br />I don't mean that to be callous and rude :<  It's just one of those times where I... well.  Hate everybody.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Teebay</author>
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                <title>One year anniversary...</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2009 19:19:22 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ ....of one my best friends, my cat Serena.  Her death was one year ago today.  I still miss her, and feel her absence terribly.  I visited her grave and set up a small bouquet of fresh-picked flowers.  I guess I'll... I don't know.  I'll still feel the pain, I'll still love her, and I'll always miss her.  I can't believe it's already been one year without her, one year since that horrible day in 2008.<br /><br />Love you, Beanies <3  <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://i692.photobucket.com/albums/vv288/greenteeks/Pix151.jpg?t=1241663188">[link]</a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Teebay</author>
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                <title>I'm kinda pissed.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 02 May 2009 17:29:17 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.donkeyts.com/_images/designImages/obama-back_591_thumb.jpg">[link]</a><br /><br />I totally coined this phrase.  The thieves ripped my shit off, yo.   I shoulda copyrighted dat mofo.  Proof here, dogg <a href="http://teebay.deviantart.com/journal/21322736/">[link]</a><br /><br />WUT.  I SHOULD BE GETTIN' SUMMA DAT PROFITS, BOO.<br /><br />Don't you dare bring up the fact that I said I was "spamming that everywhere" and "you know what they say" because that was just me talking it up pssshhh.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Teebay</author>
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                <title>OC's Quiz (Chamomile)</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 17:54:24 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Character quiz<br /><br />CHAMOMILE THIS TIME  ;3<br /><br />Rules<br />1. You must choose only ONE of your OCs (original character). Do it again if you wanna use another OC.<br />2. Your OC must answer every question as truthfully as possible.<br />3. Title the journal as "OCs Quiz (your OCs name)".<br />4. When you're done, tag as many people as you want. (they'll just steal it if they wanna do it...)<br />5. Have fun!!!<br /><br />1. Hi! What's your real name and nickname?<br /><br />Hi!  Chamomile Sprout!  Friends call me "CHAMI" and "HEY, YOU" and and, well, I've been called dirtier names too ^o^<br /><br />3. Uh huh. What's your favourite food?<br /><br />Raw meat!  Preferably from a quadroped :3<br /><br />4. And your favourite drink?<br /><br />Papaya juice!<br /><br />5. Confession time! Who's your crush/lover?<br /><br />Aaaaaapple~  *giggles and blushes coyly*  He likes to play hard-to-get, and is grumpy a lot!<br /><br />6. Aww! Have you two kissed yet?<br /><br />Yes!  *giggles maniacally*  I stole it from him!<br /><br />7. Classic question! What's your favourite colour?<br /><br />Orange!<br /><br />8. Who's your favourite author?<br /><br />I don't really read much, only when I have to~<br /><br />9. Now what's your biggest fear?<br /><br />Having my legs sewn together :<<br /><br />10. Do you have any siblings?<br /><br />Yes!  I'm the oldest~  My younger brother is Leaf, and my even younger sister is Flower!  <3<br /><br />11. Awesome. Who's your hero?<br /><br />Ayumi!  She was my best friend when I was younger.  She's dead now ;_;<br /><br />12. Ok, who is your worst enemy?<br /><br />I... I don't know.  I sometimes think I have a lot of enemies that dislike ME, but I don't hate anyone :3  Well, except for one woman I'm really nervous around, and I got angry at, and and I found out that she was Ayumi's older sister, and... well, I found out she did something weird with Ayumi's x_x re-remains @_@<br /><br />13. What would you do if your hero and your worst enemy got together?<br /><br />I would cry, because the last time they WERE together, my bestest friend was killed >_<!<br /><br />14. Interesting... what would you do if you met your creator?<br /><br />Take a bite!<br /><br />15. Okay, I'll contact them right now. Done! Now, what do you want to be when you grow up?<br /><br />A sex slave to Apple, and be his housewife and cook and clean for him and lick his - oh yeah!  I forgot that I was an alchemist, too!<br /><br />16. What's your worst nightmare?<br /><br />Well I had this one really bad dream where my mother kept stealing all my boyfriends, so my WORST nightmare would probably be her coming to steal Apple from me!  Or Datura (my current best friend!) turning Apple gay and stealing him from me, too :<<br /><br />17. What's your lifelong dream?<br /><br />To cook for everyone and have them enjoy my special creations!  In more ways than one, hehe~!<br /><br />18. What would you do if your lifelong dream came true?<br /><br />ORGASM!!!<br /><br />19. Ok, where's your favorite place to relax?<br /><br />Around my home in Umbala, there's this biiiiiiiiiig tree that I always climbed the branches of ever since I was a little twig~  I still climb up really really high and love to play there!<br /><br />20. Last question! What do you spend most of your time doing?<br /><br />Playing, of course!<br /><br />21. We're done! Now tag whoever the hell you want.<br /><br />I ALREADY DID LOL<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>OC's Quiz (Datura)</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2009 20:28:07 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Tagged by <a href="http://chaosfay.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/c/h/chaosfay.jpg" alt=":iconchaosfay:" title="chaosfay"/></a><br /><br />Character quiz<br /><br />Rules<br />1. You must choose only ONE of your OCs (original character). Do it again if you wanna use another OC.<br />2. Your OC must answer every question as truthfully as possible.<br />3. Title the journal as "OCs Quiz (your OCs name)".<br />4. When you're done, tag as many people as you want. (they'll just steal it if they wanna do it...)<br />5. Have fun!!!<br /><br />1. Hi! What's your real name and nickname?<br /><br />Hello there.  My full name is Datura Inoxia *grins charmingly* Just call me Datura~ (I have had a certain someone nickname me "Blueberry" however, and another one calls me all sorts of nicknames...)<br /><br />3. Uh huh. What's your favourite food?<br /><br />I have a widely selective palate.  I do enjoy fruit and sweets mostly, however...  *ehem* Okay, okay.  My favorite?  Blueberry shortcake >_>  <br /><br />4. And your favourite drink?<br /><br />Hot cocoa or hot, sweet tea.<br /><br />5. Confession time! Who's your crush/lover?<br /><br />That would be mein wife!  Midori Cakes~  *gets starry-eyed*<br /><br />6. Aww! Have you two kissed yet?<br /><br />....We're married.  Kissing is only the tip of the tip of the iceberg, my dear *grins impishly*<br /><br />7. Classic question! Chat's your favourite colour?<br /><br />Stormy blue *points to his eyes*  But I have other likes~  Green and gold, the color of my wife's eyes and her beautiful hair... *gets starry-eyed*<br /><br />8. Who's your favourite author?<br /><br />There are too many professors and brilliant minds that have written so many non-fictions I have poured myself into reading over and over that I could not possibly acknowledge just ONE as my favorite, nor give proper credit to.<br /><br />9. Now what's your biggest fear?<br /><br />That something awful would happen to Midori.<br /><br />10. Do you have any siblings?<br /><br />One, a younger brother.  His name is Salvia.<br /><br />11. Awesome. Who's your hero?<br /><br />My father was my hero.  There were faults, yes.  But that's not what this interview is about.<br /><br />12. Ok, who is your worst enemy?<br /><br />..........He's a whitesmith.  That's all I'm going to say.<br /><br />13. What would you do if your hero and your worst enemy got together?<br /><br />I would be very nervous, and rather fearful of my well-being.  My father did something to this man that I'm not even sure I could find it in myself to forgive.<br /><br />14. Interesting... what would you do if you met your creator?<br /><br />My creator? *smirks*  I'm afraid I would have to seduce her *chuckles wickedly*  Not that THAT would be very hard to do...<br /><br />15. Okay, I'll contact them right now. Done! Now, what do you want to be when you grow up?<br /><br />I have been doing what I've wanted to do since before I was grown, luv.  I'm an alchemist, and a creator, a scientist, and a doctor.  I also like to cook as a side hobby, and research and read to my heart's content.  Not to mention the philandering~<br /><br />16. What's your worst nightmare?<br /><br />Becoming impotent, and unable to have lots and lots of sex.  Should I also mention that that's ONE of my worst fears?<br /><br />17. What's your lifelong dream?<br /><br />I'm living it, or at least the beginnings of it.  To have my wife, working along side me and loving me and supporting me every step of the way.  To accomplish wonderous findings, research, and complete groundbreaking experiments.  To have a small family, to continue the heirachy of my family's greatness.  Forgive me if that sounds a bit egotistical *laughs in a friendly way*<br /><br />18. What would you do if your lifelong dream came true?<br /><br />Work to maintain it, of course~<br /><br />19. Ok, where's your favorite place to relax?<br /><br />My wife's hometown, Al De Baran.  There's a nice area with tables and chairs under awnings.  It's quite peaceful there, even with the alchemist's guild nearby.<br /><br />20. Last question! What do you spend most of your time doing?<br /><br />...Here's where I'm supposed to say working, researching, and constantly studying and experimenting.  But truthfully?  I think the MAJORITY of my time is actually spent seducing my wife into submission *laughs jovially*<br /><br />21. We're done! Now tag whoever the hell you want.<br /><a href="http://konei.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/k/o/konei.png?2" alt=":iconkonei:" title="konei"/></a> <a href="http://hellnachtstern.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/h/e/hellnachtstern.gif?4" alt=":iconhellnachtstern:" title="hellnachtstern"/></a> <a href="http://omegathe5th.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/o/m/omegathe5th.gif" alt=":iconomegathe5th:" title="omegathe5th... ]]></description>
                <author>~Teebay</author>
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                <title>Is a Birthday Girl!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 07 Feb 2009 18:12:07 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Birfday birfday, joy joy.  I'll turn 27 years old at EXACTLY 11:18pm EST.  I went to see Coraline today, which was FUCKING amazing and beautiful and oh my god, and then I went out to stuff my FAT face with a metric ton amount of sushi.  Jesus Christ that was some good green tea.  And FUCK the sashimi mmmmmm please excuse me while I go regurgitate and eat my dinner again.<br /><br />EDIT:  I was so excited I posted this journal twice.  Shit.  I'm hardcore.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Teebay</author>
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                <title>Is a Birthday Girl!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 07 Feb 2009 18:11:40 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Birfday birfday, joy joy.  I'll turn 27 years old at EXACTLY 11:18pm EST.  I went to see Coraline today, which was FUCKING amazing and beautiful and oh my god, and then I went out to stuff my FAT face with a metric ton amount of sushi.  Jesus Christ that was some good green tea.  And FUCK the sashimi mmmmmm please excuse me while I go regurgitate and eat my dinner again.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Teebay</author>
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                <title>I am being a faggot! :D</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 04 Nov 2008 17:18:37 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ .....for my country I guess.  I feel so patriotic, even though I kinda hate this country at times and how ignorant "my people" are.<br /><br />But I voted today.<br /><br />.........WOO!<br /><br />I feel all growed up.  It was my first time voting ;3  Obama was my first <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" />  You know what they say.... ONCE YOU GO BARACK, YOU NEVER GO BACK.<br /><br />Yes I have been spamming that everywhere.  I even got an Obama plush doll ._.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Teebay</author>
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                <title>I went to see MSI again....</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 22 Sep 2008 12:43:59 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ ....so in celebration of that event, I will now use them to complete this weird little survey.<br /><br />Rules of the game:<br /><br />- Choose a singer/band/group<br />- Answer using ONLY titles of songs by that singer/band/group<br /><br /><br />Mindless Self Indulgence<br /><br /><br /><b>01. Are you male or female?</b><br />Bitches<br /><br /><b>02. Describe yourself.</b><br />Tornado<br /><br /><b>03. What do people feel when they're around you?</b><br />Faggot<br /><br /><b>04. How would you describe your previous relationship?</b><br />Stupid MF<br /><br /><b>05. Describe your current relationship.</b><br />Masturbates<br /><br /><b>06. Where would you want to be now?</b><br />1989<br /><br /><b>07. How do you feel about love?</b><br />Issues<br /><br /><b>08. What's your life like?</b><br />Straight to Video<br /><br /><b>09. What would you ask for if you had only one wish?</b><br />Money<br /><br /><b>10. Say something wise.</b><br />Dicks Are For My Friends<br /><br /><b>11. What do you want to do/be in the future?</b><br />Keepin' Up With the Kids<br /><br /><b>12. Describe your home life.</b><br />Planet of the Apes<br /><br /><b>13. What would your last words be?</b><br />Shut Me Up<br /><br /><b>14. Describe your car.</b><br />Get It Up<br /><br /><b>15. Describe your style.</b><br />Animal<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Teebay</author>
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                <title>First 15 features.  4TH UPDATE.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 21 Sep 2008 11:43:08 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ stolen from <a href="http://chaosfay.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/c/h/chaosfay.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconchaosfay:" title="chaosfay"/></a><br /><br />First 15 comments get a feature of 3 works that I pick. But, if you want a feature, you have to do it too!!<br /><br />1.  <a href="http://starjuice.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/t/starjuice.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconstarjuice:" title="starjuice"/></a>  *<a href="http://starjuice.deviantart.com/art/Jailbreak-92409272">[link]</a> *<a href="http://starjuice.deviantart.com/art/Wake-Up-Donnie-91464991">[link]</a> *<a href="http://starjuice.deviantart.com/art/Oooh-89628493">[link]</a><br />2.  <a href="http://magnahavoc.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/m/a/magnahavoc.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconmagnahavoc:" title="magnahavoc"/></a>  *<a href="http://magnahavoc.deviantart.com/art/F-ing-Moron-9084840">[link]</a> *<a href="http://magnahavoc.deviantart.com/art/Ten-Miles-4661931">[link]</a> *<a href="http://magnahavoc.deviantart.com/art/Last-Thoughts-9286587">[link]</a><br />3.  <a href="http://chaosfay.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/c/h/chaosfay.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconchaosfay:" title="chaosfay"/></a>  *<a href="http://chaosfay.deviantart.com/art/Passing-of-the-Pumpkin-colored-94562113">[link]</a> *<a href="http://chaosfay.deviantart.com/art/My-Perspective-86983427">[link]</a> *<a href="http://chaosfay.deviantart.com/art/Britani-4433787">[link]</a><br />4.  <a href="http://omegathe5th.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/o/m/omegathe5th.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconomegathe5th:" title="omegathe5th"/></a>  *<a href="http://omegathe5th.deviantart.com/art/The-Sannin-75263884">[link]</a> *<a href="http://omegathe5th.deviantart.com/art/Yuko-87712951">[link]</a> *<a href="http://omegathe5th.deviantart.com/art/Temari-88290761">[link]</a><br />5.  <a href="http://paintinginblack.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/p/a/paintinginblack.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconpaintinginblack:" title="paintinginblack"/></a>  *<a href="http://paintinginblack.deviantart.com/art/Tha-Rose-91055533">[link]</a> *<a href="http://paintinginblack.deviantart.com/art/Dreaming-girl-92818483">[link]</a> *<a href="http://paintinginblack.deviantart.com/art/New-Girl-91096231">[link]</a><br />6.  <a href="http://digitalkami.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/d/i/digitalkami.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":icondigitalkami:" title="digitalkami"/></a>  *<a href="http://digitalkami.deviantart.com/art/Becca-the-Witch-68574537">[link]</a> *<a href="http://digitalkami.deviantart.com/art/Ryan-and-Death-5125370">[link]</a> *<a href="http://digitalkami.deviantart.com/art/Jack-Black-sketch-6055390">[link]</a><br />7.  <a href="http://snoppy.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/n/snoppy.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconsnoppy:" title="snoppy"/></a>  *<a href="http://snoppy.deviantart.com/art/Memoirs-95228836">[link]</a> *<a href="http://snoppy.deviantart.com/art/eh-hm-35711158">[link]</a> *<a href="http://snoppy.deviantart.com/art/Bent-Beyond-Recognition-25634579">[link]</a> <br />8.  <a href="http://genesis-dragon.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/g/e/genesis-dragon.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":icongenesis-dragon:" title="genesis-dragon"/></a>  *<a href="http://genesis-dragon.deviantart.com/art/KNTM-VIII-Judith-98451415">[link]</a> *<a href="http://genesis-dragon.deviantart.com/art/Romancing-the-Fates-26308697">[link]</a> *<a href="http://genesis-dragon.deviantart.com/art/Atlantic-Moon-50453616">[link]</a><br />9.<br />10.<br />11.<br />12.<br />13.<br />14.<br />15.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Teebay</author>
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                <title>Okay.</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 15:52:10 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I have a thing for Hannibal Lecter.<br /><br />UNF UNF YEAH UUNNNNNF<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Teebay</author>
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                <title>But before the Conchords...</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 03 May 2008 17:05:40 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I SAW MINDLESS SELF INDULGENCE LAST NIGHT, AND THEY.  FUCKING.  RAAAAWWWWKED.<br /><br />*dies*<br /><br />Okay, but serious-fucking-ly, I had SUCH a fucking great time!  I was SO close to Jimmy and Lyn-Z!  Gawdamn, but both of those fuckers are hot.  Steve Righ? was pretty cool too, he danced across the stage a bit~  But poor, cute Kitty was all the way in back, fucking rocking out on those drums like a badass, I wish she woulda been able to be closer too~ <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /><br /><br />Anyway *HOO* Jimmy Urine was so hot on stage.  He's SO goodlooking in real life (not that he isn't in pictures lol), and oh my GOD was he fucking adorable ;_;  He was being SO CUTE.  I lulled so much~  What a fucking great performer.  FUCKING.  WIN.  They played all my favorites, minus Clarissa.  I wished they woulda played Clarissa!  But the fact that they played Faggot, Bitches, and Planet of the Apes, plus some of the good ones from their new album, was fucking fantastic enough for me! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMPYqKTLXeQ">[link]</a> (His message to youtube.  Yes, this is the show I was at.  Unf.  But I had made my way to the front 3 rows of people by this time ;D )<br /><br />God-fucking-damn, but it felt so good to jump into that huge, sweltering, packed, shoving, rough crowd of people during a rock concert and get completely beaten up again.  MOSHING going on, baby.  And crowd-surfing, although not as much as I expected.  But as close to the stage as I was, I left all the mosh pits behind, and it was STILL packed tight.  I got a million peoples' sweat all over me, not to mention my own.  My shirt was SOAKED, and my hair, previously dry, was completely damp.  And everyone smelled like B.O.<br /><br />I FUCKING LOVED IT.<br /><br />Seriously, that's the whole experience of it, baby.  Somehow, my whole left shoulder is bruised and sore, but I have no idea how.  And some dude had his elbow jabbing quite roughly into my boob for a second there (ow).  Not to mention getting SQUISHED between people xD  It's the only time I fucking love it.  Other times, of course I don't like it, haha.  And jabs to my face.  WOO!  Hooray for getting Jimmy's sip'n'grip cough syrup on me when he splashed a bit into the audience too ;D<br /><br />*sigh*  All in all.... goddamn.  What a fucking great time.  I won't forget this for a long time.  MSI, I fucking love you, and PLEASE come around again soon <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/hug.gif" width="38" height="15" alt=":hug:" title="Hug" /><br /><br />****** Jimmy  <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMPYqKTLXeQ">[link]</a>  you are SUCH a cute dork!! ******<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Teebay</author>
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                <title>2ND FUCKING ROW, BABY</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 18 Apr 2008 17:02:40 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Oh my god.... 2nd row.  Second-fucking-row.  SECOND ROW WOOOOOOOO KICKASS TICKETS TO SEE FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS.<br /><br />omfg I'm so STOKED shit.  I'm going to be able to STARE right at Bret's and Jemaine's bulges.  Holy SHIT WOOOOOOO  *dances a lil' jig*<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Teebay</author>
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                <title>Music Game.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 01 Mar 2008 16:01:56 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ This'll be fun, I got lots of random shit ;D<br /><br />Step 1: Put your iTunes or equivalent on random.<br />Step 2: Post the first line from the first 25 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing.<br />Step 3: Bold out the songs when someone guesses correctly.<br />Step 4: Rinse and repeat.<br /><br /><br /><b>1.  I can't see your star.</b> Evanescence - Your Star<br /><br />2.  Throw your dollar bills and leave your thrills all here with me.<br /><br />3.  A long, long time ago, I can still remember~ <b> Don Mclean - Bye Bye Miss American Pie</b><br /><br />4.  I never couldÂve seen this far, I never couldÂve seen this coming~ <b>Simple Plan - Perfect World</b><br /><br />5.  Love and other moments are just chemical reactions in your brain.<br /><br />6.  Somewhere beyond hapiness and sadness.<br /><br />7.  I close my eyes when I get too sad... <b>Everclear - Wonderful</b><br /><br />8.  And if I fall along the way...<br /><br /><b>9.  Everything you think you know, baby, is wrong.</b> Garbage - It's all over but the Crying<br /><br />10. The laughing dying culture pop, the famous moldy party hop.<br /><br /><b>11. Today I'm dirty, I want to be pretty~</b> Marilyn Manson - The Nobodies<br /><br />12. Playground school bell rings again...<br /><br />13. Hey, I'm feeling tired, my time is gone today. <b>Korn - Falling Away from Me</b><br /><br />14. When everything is going wrong, and you can't the point in going on~<br /><br /><b>15. It might not be the right time, I might not be the right one.</b> Daft Punk - Something About Us<br /><br /><b>16. I can't stand it, I know ya planned it.</b> Beastie Boys - Sabotage<br /><br /><b>17. Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to you.</b> Oasis - Wonderwall<br /><br />18. I'm so tired of being here, suppressed by all my childish fears. <b>Evanescence - My Immortal</b><br /><br /><b>19. There's a brand new dance, but I don't know its name.</b> David Bowie - Fashion<br /><br />20. Perfect by nature, icons of self-indulgence.<br /><br /><b>21. Wake up, grab a brush and put on a little make-up.</b>  System of a Down - Chop Suey<br /><br />22. The story behind the painting I drew is already told...<br /><br />23. I tried to kill the pain, but only brought more...<br /><br /><b>24. Woke up quick at about noon, just thought that I had to be in Compton soon~</b> Dynamite Hack - Boys in the Hood (N.W.A. cover)<br /><br /><b>25. Life is a waterfall, were one in the river and one again after the fall.</b> System of a Down - Aerials<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Teebay</author>
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                <title>I can't believe...</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 08 Feb 2008 14:44:35 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm 26.  Srsly.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Teebay</author>
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                <title>Uhhhh...</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 23 Jan 2008 12:20:55 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Derp.<br />
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I dunno.  I'm feeling very depressed.  I've got two commissions to finish (granted they're only 15 dollar ones, but hey.  Money's money) but I can't get around to finishing them because I'm depressed.  I thought I'd be over my depression once our bills were caught up, but now.... now my beloved little Rukia is missing -__-<br />
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I can't find her, and she's not in this apartment, I'm sick and depressed with worry.  If she WAS in this apartment, she found a little hiding spot to curl up and die in.  But I don't want to think about that as a possibility.  It couldn't be.  She was healthy and happy.<br />
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If she got out... fuck, I don't even know how she got out.  And why hasn't she been back?  Cats are smart... they'd know their way home.  Only explanations are that someone found her and is taking care of her - although that is unlikely because she was very skittish and afraid of everyone who came after her - or that she died somewhere -___-  I really don't want to think about that.  She can't be dead, she was my little baby.  I called the animal shelter... if she gets turned in, they'll call me.  I'm... so worried and upset and depressed.  I cry every night, missing her.  I pray to a God that I don't worship like all the little Christians do, that I only acknowledge and appreciate that's there in some form.  Yet I pray to him, asking for my little girl back.<br />
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I hope I get her back ;_;  I need... to go and print flyers.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Teebay</author>
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                <title>Spaghettio's</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 07 Jul 2007 14:41:06 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Mmmmmmmmmmmm basghettio's<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Teebay</author>
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                <title>TK's RoboTussin Adventure</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 06 May 2007 06:37:01 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Duuuuude. We were so high. Totally trippin' man. Totally trippin'. The trees were SO talking to me, and dancing for me. The wind blowing through the leaves were not just blowing through the leaves, the tree was just totally fucking swirling. A couple of the trees actually. God.<br />
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And the fucking PETALS on the GROUND. Oh my god dude. It was so awesome. And the bubbles *__* The bubbles were the first thing. I blew bubbles shortly into my high, and they fuckin danced in the wind. It was amazing.<br />
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Read <a href="http://pinkaya.livejournal.com/">[link]</a> for a fuller explanation of what we did xD<br />
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And oh yeah, at one point I started scratching my head too xD It felt SO FUCKING GOOD. Like, it didn't even feel like I was scratching my head very hard at all, I thought I was scratching it as normal at first. But then, when my scalp started burning a little bit, I had to take tremendous effort to ease up and very lightly scrape my nail across my head, and then it felt SO FUCKING GOOD *___* I couldn't fucking stop doing it for a while.<br />
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Also, I felt very floaty and unfocused when we walked back home, and when I got back inside. Going to the bathroom... now THAT was an experience.<br />
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And yes, our kitties ;_; Kenji was silky, Rukia was like a huge, lightweight poofball. She seriously didn't even feel like she weighed anything. And Busu, wow *__* He was a marshmellow. And Jack... at first, he totally wanted to get trippy with us, but of course, couldn't xD I didn't get to feel him or Serena though :<<br />
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And making that pizza.... goddammit, but that was probably the hardest thing I've done in a while. TURNING THE OVEN ON, PUTTING THE PIZZA IN, SETTING THE TIMER, THEN GETTING THE PLATES OUT AND THEN TAKING OUT THE PIZZA WHEN IT WAS DONE. That's something you should never, ever, ever do while dissotiated.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Teebay</author>
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                <title>Still a Narutard, still a Narutard, still a... -ro</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 08 Apr 2007 08:18:25 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ God, I can't help it.  I am ;__;  I still love seeing the characters.  And like, once the manga stopped being long and boring, I got back into it, and I'm all curious about what's going to happen next >.<  (btw, I thought finding out about the Akatsuki's goal in life was REALLY lame... and very much ripped off of Blade of the Immortal, only with ninja instead of samurai)<br />
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Anyway, now that the manga's interesting again, with Karin, Suigetsu, and Juugo (oh my!) I'm loving it all over again.  I don't consider myself a fag with it, unlike a shit ton of the Naruto fanbase, but I like it for my own reasons, and I know there are others like me out there.  It's the same with Bleach, and especially Kingdom Hearts.  My guilty pleasures ;_;<br />
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And don't get me started about the anime!  Like, I skipped all of the Naruto fillers.  Sorry, but boring.  I watched the few of them that starred Hinata, and the Laughing Shino episode, but that was about it.  <br />
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But NOW that they started Shipuuden, I'm so fucking into it again >__<  I'm all tarded up for it, I can't wait to catch back up.<br />
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Please kill me.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Teebay</author>
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                <title>Missed my birthday :(</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 21 Feb 2007 07:38:49 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm very sad.  My birthday was February 7th, and online this year... it was sucky.  I didn't get to share it with any one of my dear old friends, because I was not online to do it (our wireless modem would NOT connect to my laptop after I reformatted, no matter what - it took all 3 of our resources [Ogre's and Aya's too] to finally fix it just last night).<br />
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So I've been gone quite a while due to that reason.  Nici, I hope you're reading this!  This is why I've been missing, in case you were wondering sweetie ;3;  We were just starting to talk and everything again~  We'll have to catch back up :3<br />
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Anyway, the same applies to anyone else who has missed me (only a few I talk to haha, like you Chan!), but I HAVE started to do a few drawings now.  Please check them out on my website :3<br />
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<a href="http://www.fruitsalad.renchan.us/main.php?id=2">[link]</a><br />
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They're right on the front included in the updates and news~  Drop me a line here to let me know what you think, or join our forums  :3  <a href="http://fruitsalad.renchan.us/board/index.php?sid=7c69001ea3b89bb45554bf35ed7be2fc">[link]</a><br />
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See ya next time~<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Teebay</author>
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                <title>Blllleeeeeeggghhh</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 23 Aug 2006 12:31:09 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I dunno, just wanted to update my journal lol<br />
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Actually, I finally watched all of Mahou Sensei Negima (loved it, so cute!  Manga pls... dis shit is a LOT better than that Love Hina crap) and I'm completely getting into the hilariousness that is Haruhi.  Me and <a href="http://momoaya.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/m/o/momoaya.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="momoaya" /></a> want more ;3 ]]></description>
                <author>~Teebay</author>
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                <title>OPEN FOR COMMISSIONS - ON SALE NOW!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 28 Jun 2006 20:27:14 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ It's that time again, ladies and gents.<br />
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Otakon, my only convention and one true joy of the year (of which I live about 13 hours away from) is just around the corner. And once again, I am severely lacking funds in order to go D:<br />
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Therefore, my gracious audience, once again, I am opening up for commissions and reducing my normal rate in honor of the TK-needs-funds-for-Otakon Sale!<br />
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My normal rate is usually about $45 for a full cg, single person head to toe. $50 for a detailed background. That price usually varies about 5 to 10 bucks more depending on the detail of outfit or position, but only if it's head to toe. Anyway, moving on.<br />
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Get a full cg for only $35! ï¼ã¤Ðï½ï¼<br />
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Pencil sketches and concept design I usually do for a mere $15.... get 'em now for $5 apiece! More detailed ones MIGHT go to $10, depending.<br />
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Come on now! $5 for pencil art! Can't beat it (ï¾ï½¥â&#65381<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/wink.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=";)" title=";) (Wink)" />ï¾<br />
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I accept Paypal (deathslittledoor@yahoo.com), so it's easy and convenient to make payment ^^<br />
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I appreciate and anticipate any future generosity and business transactions. Come get me you tigers! Just pm me or send me an email~  <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Teebay</author>
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                <title>Naruto Chapter 306 Spoiler~</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 11 May 2006 23:47:43 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Naruto Chapter 306, aka, I am still a Narutard years later T_T<br />
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Yeah, I got so excited over this latest development that I just HAD to write a journal. After so long...SO long... I'm finally getting that spark back for Naruto. I've been keeping up with the manga lately, however not the anime.<br />
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I even just recently saw the 2nd movie, which was 1000000x better than the first one.<br />
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And now, for the spoiler part of this journal.... KYAAAA!!~ I'm... SO EXCITED that they got to Sasuke finally T___T Sakura was so... just, shocked. And DAMN but Sasuke got majorly hot o__O I was never a BIG Sasuke fan, I like him and all and yeah he's pretty hot...but I was never -swoon!- over him (that was evil Itachi lolz ;9 ) but in this last chapter...ahhh mai gahh. UNF Sasuke. Orochimaru certainly did something to you, didn't he >><br />
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But yeah, majorly anticipating 307. I wanna see everything work out ;__; Sasuke didn't seem like... unhappy to see them or anything. I'm just...meh, I'm wondering what's gonna turn out T__T<br />
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(btw, I'm a Sakura x Sasuke fan, and Naruto x Hinata D: But I still like Naruto x Sasuke xD I have not foresaken ye Y! gallery <3 ) ]]></description>
                <author>~Teebay</author>
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                <title>Wow...I work for a fucking asshole</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 13 Mar 2006 15:54:20 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ First of all, I know I haven't updated my journal in a while.  Who in the hell reads them anyway, haha.  Well, I like mine to be read, and hear comments from people anyway  ;3  I've always wanted to be a columnist or editorialist or whatever they're called...<br />
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Anyway, so much has happened and there's so much I need to rant about.<br />
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But first and foremost, the final straw happened today at work, with my boss, which is making me finally write a journal.  It's not so much as what happened, but the few words said to me that set me off on how I've been being treated there lately.<br />
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I mean, I absolutely love the job.  I REALLY do.  I get to be by myself 99% of the time, there's not a whole hell of a lot of work to do there, and most of the day I can just jack off or draw or play Super Princess Peach.<br />
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But it's still WORK.  It's still me having to get up in the morning and drag my ass there and open up and write the schedules and wtf-ever else needs to be done, and when there IS work to be done, it's hard work.<br />
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Video rental store, in case you're wondering.<br />
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Today was stock-take day, so you can imagine how annoying that must've been.<br />
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Anyway, that's besides the point.  The day before yesterday, I had a few customers call in a row.  Asking about movies, late fees, whatever.  One customer called and stayed on the phone with me for about 5 minutes, first asking about her application for employment, then about which movies were in and which were coming out and whether or not we have the 5+ movies she asked about.  So yeah, I'm annoyed at this girl, but I am NOT going to be fucking rude to her.  She's still a customer, she still spends her money there.  I subtlely and politely try to hint that I need to get off the phone, for we only have one line and no call-waiting, but she keeps rambling on.  Finally, I get off the phone.  Not two seconds later, my boss calls and is fucking LIVID.<br />
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"What's going on with the phone?  Why were you on it for so long?  It was a customer, what did she want?  Give me her number, I'm going to call her, you need to fucking learn how to tell these people that you need to get off the phone, blah blah blah, it REALLY pisses me off when I can't get through," and so on and so forth.<br />
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As you can imagine, I was pretty pissed off myself >_><br />
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First of all, I fucking KNOW how to politely end the conversation with a customer, but I can't HELP it if they go on and on and on and fucking on and I refuse to be rude and hang that shit up on them.  He wants me to?  FUCK IT then.  Strike #1.<br />
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So today, I come in to work, do my work as usual, everything appears to be fine.  Things go pretty good today.  I look at the schedule and see some changes made, but I figure, oh I can just ask about it later.  I didn't even notice that my hours for the week had been cut by 6 >___><br />
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In fact, I didn't notice this until later, when the 2nd shift girl came in, and the boss came in as well.  That's when I had mentioned, "Hey, I see that Christina had been moved to 5 - 11 on Friday night, but I didn't schedule that, I had Jill working that."<br />
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Actually, I didn't get to finish my statement.<br />
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See, before, the boss had told me that he didn't want Christina working Friday or Saturday nights yet, because she was still relatively new and he didn't want her to handle the busy weekend rush, in case she might mess something up.  So I had to take that into account when I wrote the schedule on the day before yesterday.<br />
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I was going to finish my sentence with, "...so I don't know who authorized Christina to work on Friday night, is it ok that way?"<br />
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But before I even get that far, the boss had interrupted and said HE changed that.  <br />
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Oh ok, fine.  No prob.  His choice.<br />
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Then some other words were said between him and Jill, amongst that the fact that I now had two days off.<br />
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.............HOLD IT WHAT???<br />
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I was like, "Waaaait wait wait wait wait.  Why do I have two days off?  I mean....what does that do to my hours?"<br />
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The boss was like, "....You still have 33."<br />
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....FUCK.  FIRST of all, I really despise it when I get LESS than 35, so when he said "still 33," he said it like I had scheduled myself for 33 hours.  HAYL NO.<br />
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It was obvious I'm sure that I was pretty unhappy about this development at this point, so when I started to unsurely say, "But....I had 39..." he cuts in yet AGAIN with "Yeah, remember what I said about your limit?"<br />
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For the record, he had made it known to me MONTHS before that he didn't want me to have more than 37 hours during a week.  I went over by 2.  2!  WOW.  I'm SUCH an insubordinate employee!  I should really be fired!!  (Sometimes, I wish he would, so he could really fall on his ass and I could move on with my life).<br />
<br />... ]]></description>
                <author>~Teebay</author>
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                <title>People that piss me off...</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 16 Dec 2005 01:11:50 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ ....not to mention hurt me, have no regard for my feelings, or if the things they say are appropriate things to say to so-called "friends."  Or not even friends, whtf cares about friends, but damn, if you talk to them, are nice to them, we're at least considered DECENT, right?<br />
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You know, I'm going to get it all out, and get it all straight right now.<br />
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People, if ya don't wanna piss me off, if you don't want to get me started, if you don't want to hear me rant, then it's easy.<br />
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DON'T BE A FUCKING RUDE-ASS JERK TO ME.<br />
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Hey.  It's as simple as fucking THAT.  Seriously.  Maybe I have a slight problem with letting people on the internet hurt my feelings too much, but codDAMMIT.  This is the life where I have found that I could be myself, and make friends from it.  So if a certain person starts talking to me out of nowhere, of course I'm going to do my best to be friendly, and talk back, and hey, maybe a small friendship could spark.<br />
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Which is what happened.<br />
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But then, I notice all of a sudden that this certain person starts getting smart-ass towards me.  Sorry, that ain't gonna cut it.  That is fucking retarded, so DON'T DO IT.<br />
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So what happens later?  Well, first of all, ok, I'm no original member to the particular site where we met, but I've definitely earned my spot there LONG before any n00bs, so by rightfully saying, I was there first.  HA.  So I guess this person decides to "fall in love" with a certain REALLY nice girl on the site (by rumors.  Yeah, fall in love.  I know.) and upon falling madly for the poor girl, decides to become completely obsessive and possessive over her, so I guess NO ONE ELSE is allowed to be...you know, e-affectionate.  Like, "glomping" or "tackling" or "cuddling."  Yeah, I've become friends with this girl.  I adore her.  She's totally nice.  And pretty.<br />
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So upon my greeting to her, this so-called almost-barely friend of mine makes a few violent e-actions towards me, followed by his expected smart-ass comment.<br />
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And don't anybody say it.  Yes, I know it shouldn't matter.  Yes, I know it's not real.  They're not real actions.  It can't hurt me at all.  <br />
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Well, wrong.  It DOES hurt.  Because these insinuated e-actions have come from the deliberate typings of a real person, one whom I thought was going to be a nice guy, and a possible friend.  And worse, he made these insinuated violent e-actions towards me for NO FUCKING REASON AT ALL.  BECAUSE....BECAUSE I FUCKING GLOMPED THE OBJECT OF HIS SICK SEXUAL INTERNET FANTASIES WHICH I GUESS HE HOPES WILL ONE DAY BECOME REAL.<br />
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Seriously.  Mother fucker must have gotten jealous because I was "glomping" the chick whose **** he feels like ******** the ****** ** (sorry, I bleeped some of that out purposefully, it was quite harsh, even though it feels so goooood to say it aloud >_> ).  So he gets violent, assholish, and smart-assed to me. <br />
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WTF?<br />
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Yeah, something I did NOT appreciate at all.  How could I not be stung?  I mean, not to mention that from my "irrational" actions, I weirded the poor girl out, or so she told me  >_>  I mean, YAY, that makes me feel so much better.  Aren't I a great person.<br />
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Anyway, then he tries to pass it off as a joke.  HAHAHA, YEAH I'M LAUGHING.<br />
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Yeah.  Once HE finally realizes the things he'd said were hurtful, he tries to piss out a half-assed I'm-sorry-but-it's-not-really-my-fault I-didn't-really-do-anything-wrong apology.  He didn't mean it to be personal he says.  All the while still kinda being cold and snobby, condescending towards me.  Because yeah, I'm the irrational one.<br />
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Whatever.  My whole mood was totally crushed for the night, so I think I'm just gonna go.  Sorry, my friend the girl, I was looking forward to talking to you, but I REALLY have got to go now because I was highly upsetted and I just want to spend the night depressed and saddened.<br />
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Oh, but before I go, guess what?<br />
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HE fucking decides to FLIP A FUCKING GASKET.<br />
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Ok, I mean, WTF REALLY is this shit???<br />
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"FUCK IT IM LEAVING WAAAH"<br />
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So the girl spends a while talking to HIM and consoling HIM over a private messenger.  Like I'm the evil bitch.  Oh haha, I guess I'm being the evil bitch NOW, right?  Well, might as well play up to the part.  Because HE's definitely acting like the victim now.<br />
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Like, I was back in the chatroom, trying to mend myself and have a good night anyway, especially after all the shit I've been having to put up with at my job, and HE KEEPS FUCKING POPPING IN AND THEN LEAVING.  Like ok, let me check if she's still there YEP SHE IS OH NOEZ BETTER LEAVE RIGHT AWAY.  UGH.  Just fucking STOP THAT.<br />
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If you're going to do that, don't try and fucking push me out because I was fucking THERE FIRST.  And if you're just going to do that shit anyway, STFO IN THE FIR... ]]></description>
                <author>~Teebay</author>
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                <title>SWEET!</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 14 Sep 2005 17:04:52 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I have 666 pageviews XD<br />
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RAWK ON.<br />
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Someone claim it, and I shall draw you an evil-ish picture  :3 ]]></description>
                <author>~Teebay</author>
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                <title>Otakon 2005 Report</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 23 Aug 2005 22:08:25 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well, I got home last night after an 8 grueling hour drive.  Before that, it was a 6 hour drive that should have only been 3.  So that was fun.  But other than a few technicalities, I just have one thing to say about the weekend.<br />
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Otakon was a BLAST!<br />
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I seriously had SO MUCH FUN.  I'm so glad I went, and I'm glad that my 2 roommates decided to come along at the last minute.  I'm also very grateful and happy that my two best buds, <a href="http://momoaya.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/m/o/momoaya.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="momoaya" /></a> and <a href="http://teh-dave.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/t/e/teh-dave.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="teh-dave" /></a> were there with me on the drive from Hatfield, PA to Baltimore  XD  I feel bad because Dave wanted to make the Thursday night dinner (free food!) but there was a TON of construction on I-95  D:  <br />
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WTF IS WITH AMERICA'S ROADS<br />
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But we'll get into that in a minute.  First I'd like to recount everything from beginning to end  :3<br />
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Ok, well, Thursday morning - my day for driving - started off semi-okay.  The only saving grace was the fact that the car-rental placed messed something up and gave me a really huge, really nice Ford Explorer as opposed to the 30-dollar-cheaper Jeep Liberty, while still at the Liberty's price.  Their mistake, my gain ;3<br />
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But then they retaliated.  It took them 2 fucking hours to even get us our car  >_>  HELLO.  WHEN I RESERVE SOMETHING FOR 7:30 AM, THAT DOES MEAN I WILL BE THERE TO PICK IT UP AT 7:30AM.  So actually about 2.5 hours for us to get it.  Whatever, I wouldn't really become pissed about this till later when I realized it was getting close to 7pm and we weren't even in Hatfield yet.<br />
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Of course, once we reached Hatfield, I made a wrong turn on a similarly named road and got lost around town XD;;<br />
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Then I finally found where we were going, and TA-DA!  I knock on Aya's door to have it opened by Davey  XD!  It was so nice to see him!  I speak truthfully.  I was a little shy at first, but it was still really really really cool to see him after so many years.  So anyway, I take us to Mickey D's (cod what "cool" lingo I have) and he treats me.  And us.  How nice of him ; ;  Thanks again Davey, those chicken selects were gr8 <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /><br />
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So we proceed to Baltimore around 8pm.  Then goes the road construction and closed lanes, and other people who REFUSE to know how to drive.  I'm cursing out my ass at the road and other people and such.  I don't have road rage  :b  I really don't, I'm just really aggressive I think.  I might have scared Aya and Dave  D:  Not my 2 roommates, because they know how I am.  Anyway, we finally arrive in Balti a little after midnight.<br />
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Promptly, I take another wrong turn and we end up in the muthafuckinIbangedyomommalastnightyomomm ayoudidyomommayomommayomomma HOOD of Baltimore.  We're talking WEST SIDE G, NUMBA FUCKIN 1!  POP A CAP IN YO ASS.<br />
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No joke.  There were hookers.  I should have taken pictures, but I was scared to go too slowly.  I wanted to go back towards the tall buildings downtown.<br />
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Well, we finally did that, and found out where we were supposed to be.  Poor Dave missed his dinner.  Sorry Dave!  >o<<br />
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So I check in to our hotel, and have a slight panic attack.  The hotel cunt wanted to charge me like 50 extra bucks for parking.<br />
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WTRF.<br />
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If I had been told this previously, I woulda made arrangements for it  >__>  So I drop our stuff off with my 2 roommates (Joel and Sean for future reference) so that they can take them up to the room while Aya and I drove around looking for a relatively cheap place to park.  We're thinking "Oh great, off to a great start, aren't we?"  But then we found a good place that was only like 25 bucks, and right next to the convention center too.  Everything's ok again  <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" />  We go back to the hotel and up to our rooms, shower and CRASH.  Things were finally looking good <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /><br />
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Of course, after that, the WHOLE weekend went smoothly and awesomely.  We were mildly depressed about not having that much to spend, but things were still relatively good.  I had a serious run of good luck, I think I might have walked into some really good karma that I had (hopefully) been building up, and I splurged on it  XD  Aya got a profitable amount from it too, didn't you Aya  ;3  Anyway, I had some heavenly fresh sushi for the first time in years, and a lot of fun cosplaying wit... ]]></description>
                <author>~Teebay</author>
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                <title>The Sum of a Dozen Snails</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 14 Aug 2005 18:19:22 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Posting some thoughts and happenings<br /><br /><strong>Watching</strong>: Rush Hour 2<br /><br />Yay.  Right now just watching a movie and having nothing else to do.  I suppose I could upload more older art...or cg a thing or two.  I just don't feel that good about my art  :\  Especially compared to everyone else's art here.  Added to the fact that I don't get many comments, either because I'm just not that good, or they get pushed down too quickly because of the millions of updates per second.<br />
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Either way, it's just really discouraging.<br />
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So yeah, right now I'm worried about our trip to Otakon.  Not really worried about much, just the driving part really.  I need to get an atlas and map out our route.  Huummmmm let's see.  I won't have as much spending money as I'd hoped, but as long as I get in, it should be fine.  It was mainly the fault of the fact that my car died a couple weeks ago.  I was planning to drive it out there.  It's a nice car and would have easily fit 5 people, and I miss driving it  :[  But since the engine locked up, I had to rent an SUV in its stead.  It won't be TOO much more expensive, but enough.  Don't get me wrong, I'm excited to be driving a nice-ass Jeep Liberty, and I'm getting a helluva deal, since I'm swinging by Penn and picking <a href="http://momoaya.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/m/o/momoaya.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="momoaya" /></a> and <a href="http://teh-dave.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/t/e/teh-dave.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="teh-dave" /></a>, and <a href="http://teh-dave.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/t/e/teh-dave.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="teh-dave" /></a> is paying for half of it (his offer).  But it's still a good 100 dollars more expensive that I could have had extra.<br />
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C'est la vie, I suppose.  Still looking forward to the trip  ^^<br />
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I'll update later  :3  It feels good getting most of that out.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Teebay</author>
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                <title>Awwwww</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 09 Aug 2005 16:21:53 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I know I haven't even been here.  But thanks for the comments you first few!  ^__^  'Specially Channo!  'Tis for you, Aya, and Dave that I've decided to upload and update here  :3<br />
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Ok, I'm starting with my most recent stuff.<br />
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Good to be here! ]]></description>
                <author>~Teebay</author>
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