Okay, yesterday was Veteran's Day, right? So we got the day off school (on a Tuesday. Yes. My school makes plenty of sense).

Sooo ~FlippyishZippy was cool enough to kidnap me and take me along on her shopping escapades.

We. Shopped. Our. ASSES off.


I finally got me some stuff I've wanted for months/years! The Triplets of Belleville, Pan's Labyrinth, the Prince of Egypt, and Eddie Izzard's "Glorious" album!

Somewhere during our shenanigans, we went into a dollar store and saw some counterfeit Yu-Gi-Oh! cards that were so full of fail, it was hilarious. Whole decks for a dollar, though. We should've bought some.

I also got this:
[link]
I can't even read it standing up because of how huge it is.
SO MANY PAGES OF PRETTY.

Heaven, thy name is Best Buy/Borders/Barnes & Noble.


Also, it's a darn good thing a horrible domino effect wasn't triggered when Flippy tried glomping on a descending escalator.

Aaaand when I got home, I spent a good 4-6 hours on a huge comic I had to do for psychology.
4-6 hours. Sitting on my hardwood bedroom floor.
It... hurts to sit.
D:
Comic turned out great, though. Hopefully I can get a half-decent photo of it for posting.

Hokay, some interesting features for a boring journal entry:

BORED, BORED, BORED.

Put your music library on shuffle and answer with the first line from each song.

The first thing you say when you wake up:
"Who took the money away?"
*gasp* I BEEN ROBBED!

The last thing you say before you go to sleep:
"We all look at one another, short of breath"
Who are all these people, and what are they doing in my bedroom?!

You get lost in the countryside and in anger you shout:
"Season cycle going round and round"
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, TEMPERATE CLIMATE!

The person you secretly love asks you out, you say:
"You don't realize how much I need you"
...awww.

Your best friend asks you what you think of their outfit, you say:
"Why are we here? What's life all about?"
Really now, when you think about it, which question is more important? ;3

A waiter is very rude to you in a restaurant, you complain:
"Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me"
...but, doggone it, I know a rude waiter when I see one! D:<

Someone tries to steal your bag! You chase them down the street screaming:
"It's been a hard day's night and I've been working like a dog"
Bitch tried to steal my hard-earned monies. D:<

Your partner has just asked you to get married! You answer:
"We didn't have nowhere to live, we didn't have nowhere to go"
But now we do! Right? ... RIGHT? D:

You believe life would be better if everyone lived by the motto:
"I don't know if you can hear me"
...be louder?

You just got a detention for something you didn't do! You say:
"Are you tired of your current herring?"
LMAO. BRIBERY WILL GET YOU NOWHERE, KID.

You have just caught someone telling a whopping great lie, you say:
"My bark of life was tossed down the troubled stream of time"
OH, EXCUSES, EXCUSES! D:<

Your grandma has bought you a present that you don't like, you say:
"They gonna clean up your looks with all the lies in the books"

Some moron just drove their van into your brand new car! You shout:
"You're a part-time lover and a full-time friend"
...AND A FULL-TIME CAR-WRECKER, TOO, IT SEEMS. D:<

You are at a wedding and the bride asks you to say a few words, you say:
"It frightens me when you come to mind"
LMAO. Mood-spoiler am I.

Your partner has just broken up with you, you say:
"Well, Ali-Baba had them 40 thieves"
SCREW DIS, I'M DATIN' A GENIE. >:3

You are late for class again! Your excuse is:
"I saw the harbor lights"
...and got distracted staring at them for a good hour. SO PRETTY.

When you are scared, to give yourself confidence you repeat to yourself:
"When I find myself in times of trouble, Mother Mary comes to me, speaking words of wisdom: Let it be"

...woah.

If you were elected Prime Minister of Britain, you would comment:
"I see a mansard roof through the trees"
Political genius, I tell you...

When asked your opinion of Britney Spears, you reply:
"Girl... tonight we're gonna make love."


When asked your opinion of God, you reply:
"I had 'im! His throat was bare beneath my hand!"
I went through a bit of a "mad serial-killing barber" phase a while back. God was the one who got away. D:<

When asked your opinions on gay marriage, you reply:
"Here come ol' flattop, he come groooovin' up slowly"

When asked your opinion on war, you reply:
"There's something sweet, and almost kind"
...about bombing stuff.

When asked your opinion of love at first sight, you... ]]> =TehMomo http://TehMomo.deviantart.com/journal/21307826/ http://TehMomo.deviantart.com/journal/21307826/ Mon, 03 Nov 2008 20:05:10 PST

Ohjeez, sorry for how late this is!

But oh. My goodness.

Halloween was positively EPIIIC.

Might as well start with school. My friend Ashley was Juno MacGuff. Words cannot DESCRIBE how much fun we had with that, not to mention how great her costume was (she even had the striped shirt and nametag!). We must've killed her pillow!baby at least six times.

~TarotGirl22 (who was an ice demon for the day) was totally awesome and threw this DOOMUNGOUS party at her house, complete with Singstar, a bonfire, '80s music and a strobelight. A STROBELIGHT.


I got to see ~Waynechong (who went as a vampire), ~nech (who was The Ninja Fairy), and ~KaylaKitty (who was an... elegant... kittyperson? Iunno. It was really cute, though.), which I never do anymore. Double yays!

We spent most of our time either congregated in the basement playing Singstar, watching Spaceballs, watching Aladdin, and trying not to set Chey's yard on fire with the bonfire that turned out to burn much fiercer than expected. ~Galthux and I got to be bucket-carrying volunteer firemen! Don't we feel butch.


Those of us who stayed the night didn't sleep until 6:00 the next day. Hungover for a while? Why yes, I was.

Oh, but even before all that party business happened, ~Galthux was sweet enough to take me with him on his trick-or-treating adventure! I in my [totally awesome] Wonder Woman costume and he in his [also totally awesome] L costume. We were the coolest dorks on the block.



Lookit dem funky raccoon eyes.


That's pretty much the whole show!
Oh man, it was so sweet. Can't wait 'til next year!
I'll post the Wonder Woman costume one of these days, maybe. I'm really proud of it.

How was you guys' Halloween? I wanna hear stoooories!



And now... features!
[an especially good batch this time, methinks!]



=TehMomo http://TehMomo.deviantart.com/journal/21129496/ http://TehMomo.deviantart.com/journal/21129496/ Thu, 23 Oct 2008 17:18:36 PDT

Hey guys.

Dunno if you remembered, but I've been seventeen since Tuesday.

Thanks to everyone for their happy birthday wishin's on my last entry! <3

And what an epic birthday it turned out to be! I got hugs from countless amounts of people, cracktastic arts from ~Galthux and ~FlippyishZippy , mini-sharpies from Tyler, seventeen hugs (and a kiss! ) from Natalie, and ~LithiumJoker drew me a card and gave me a giant Pixi Stick! :B

You have no idea how loved I feel, seriously~


Also, whoever left a jar of Nutella and a bag of marshmallows in my locker is hereby declared a god among men.

And, JESUS, I LEAVE FOR LIKE TWO DAYS AND NOW I'M TOTALLY BEHIND ON EVERYTHING?!

Nyararar, I watch too many people. Why must there be so many awesome folks here?! D:<

OH, AND:



Congratulations on getting engaged, you two! X3



...That's about it!
Here, have a feature:

]]> =TehMomo http://TehMomo.deviantart.com/journal/21022753/ http://TehMomo.deviantart.com/journal/21022753/ Thu, 16 Oct 2008 19:49:38 PDT

Heeeeylo, everyone!


Halloween. It is awesome, no?
Anyone got plans? Parties? Costumes? Maniacal plots?
Do tell! I'm curious! :3

My costume is comin' along! Need to find something shiny for bracelets. It'd be nice if I can scrounge up some twine or whatever for a magic lasso.
BEING WONDER WOMAN FOR A DAY IS GONNA BE SUCH FUN.


Hahaha oh yeah, and I turn 17 in five days.

WHEN DID I GET SO OBSCENELY OLD UGGH
I have a big psychology experiment to do that day, too. Feh. :/

I'M EXCITED, THOUGH.
DAD SAID HE'S TAKING ME... SOMEWHERE. THIS WEEKEND.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE, BUT IT INVOLVES PURCHASING TICKETS.

OH THE POSSIBILITIES.


I recently received Flight of the Conchords on DVD as a week-early birthday present.

It's... it's the greatest show I've ever seen. *A*

WANT PROOF?
[link]
[link]
Pure love. <3

I spent the last of my monies getting their soundtrack on a Columbus Day trek to Borders. Plus a certain other CD I've been meaning to obtain for months. Zorc bless =lostsoulx44 and her being on last.fm for opening my eyes to the adorableness that is Tilly & The Wall. 8D


'Kay, enough squirrel banter.
FEATUREY-TIME!








Exclusive feature for:

Because... seriously. Wow.

http://TehMomo.deviantart.com/journal/20766268/ Tue, 30 Sep 2008 19:18:48 PDT I shudder at how late this is, but happy birfday to ~Galthux !

His party on Sunday was quite the Krusty Krab Funfair.

We played Family Guy Trivia and I lost by 30 points. Shaaaaame. But I got the one about Brian's mom's name, so I has bragging rights. >:3

EVERYBODY MOLESTED ME.
WITH HUGS AND CLINGIN'S AND CREEPY-TALK.
WTF.
UNCOMFORTABLE, GUYS.


Annd we also watched FLCL and played Brawl (Rather, everyone else played Brawl while I fought off ~TarotGirl22 . Seriously, wtf was everybody on?? Did I just look extra cute because I wore a ponytail that day? ;A; *violated* )

Naw, but really, it was great, short as it was.

In other newsishness, my night was brightened considerably when I found `Prince-Charles 's journal linking to these sexy things: [link]

AAAH. <3
I could really use some o' those, too, as I'm in the process of making a Wonder Woman costume for Halloween. Not to say I've fully abandoned my original idea of going as Sarah Palin. I'm also considering combining the two and going as WONDER-PALIN! :B

I am a genius. It's a [highly debatable] fact.

Also, math makes me wanna kill myself.

And I should start doing features more regularly. I've been coming across some really wonderful (not to mention TRAGICALLY under-appreciated) stuff lately:





=TehMomo http://TehMomo.deviantart.com/journal/20675324/ http://TehMomo.deviantart.com/journal/20675324/ Thu, 25 Sep 2008 18:48:30 PDT

No homework tonight.
Thusly, I am bored.
It's MEME-TIME!

HARD:

Will you answer every question honestly?
Are you implying I have reason not to? HMMM?

Have you ever stayed up all night while drunk or high?
No. Lest you count the high/drunkenness you get from staying up too late with my crazier friends.

Have you ever punched anyone in the face?
No.

Do you miss anything or anyone?
~Nuffers , dammit! I still need to bring you your birthday present, too! GAAAAH I'm such a forgetful whore. *facepalm*

Who makes you laugh no matter what?
~TarotGirl22 , ~FlippyishZippy , ~Galthux , ~Nuffers , ~AfterDinnerMint , Eddie Izzard, George Carlin, Achmed the Dead Terrorist, and more!

Who was the last person you talked to?
My mom(s).

What do you dislike at the moment?
A few choice people.

HARDER:

Do you think it is bad to have sex at your age?
In most cases, yes. Very few people my age possess the ability pr intelligence to see past their hormones.

Will you get married?
I'd like to someday. I doubt Geoff from Ace of Cakes will accept my invitation, though.

Will you be doing drugs in the near future?
I don't plan to be.
But come on, now, no one can claim to know that for sure.

Do you lie about your age?
Movie theatres have a hard time believing I'm twelve anymore, so no. D:

VERY PERSONAL:

Are you happy with yourself?
I wish I could trade in my skin for something less acne-ridden, but for the most part, yes. I'd date me. And as for my flaws... I have plenty more years to grow out of them.

Would you change yourself for the person you love?
Hell no. If they're asking me to change, they obviously never loved the real me enough.

What do you think about when times get hard?
Love, loss, death, other deep shite. And coming up with the healthiest possible way to handle said hard times. And funny stuff so I'm not thrown into the pit of despair.

SECRETS:

When did you last cry?
I don't recall. The last good cry I can remember having was back during the summer, when I decided that Ty the Runaway Cat probably wasn't coming home again.

Do you believe in religion?
Not really. I appreciate its values, but I have a hard time getting into the mysticism that a lot of religions have.

SHOCKING:
Have you done bad things with your parents near by?
Sure.

Have you started a horrible rumor about somebody?
No. And seriously, people who do that need to be dragged onto a dark corner somewhere and bludgeoned. With a weasel.

Did you ever fail the school year?
No.

Have you ever been too drunk to remember a certain night?
Drunk, no. Sleep-deprived, perhaps.

Do you think your future will be a good one?
I sure hope so.

THE DEEP STUFF:

Do you think you were raised well?
Yes. A bit unorthodox, perhaps, but I view that as a good thing.

People say that kids who grow up with same-sex parents turn out messed up, but my moms have the most stable, healthy relationship of anybody I know. c:

Do you have a secret that you've never told ANYONE?
Can't think of any at the moment.

How do you handle stress?
I don't get stressed very often in the first place...? More people need to learn to keep a level head.

How would you spend your last day alive?
I guess lose my virginity, if I haven't by then.
And also a night on the town.

Do you hide things well or do you have a guilty conscience?
I hide things well. Sometimes I scare myself with how good a liar I am. :[

If your parents got divorced and you had to pick mom or dad to live with?
ALREADY HAPPENED, GUYS.
Now I live with my mom and her wifeperson.

If you had... ]]> =TehMomo http://TehMomo.deviantart.com/journal/20605816/ http://TehMomo.deviantart.com/journal/20605816/ Sun, 21 Sep 2008 16:35:53 PDT
WEEKEND WAS FUN, GUYS.

~TarotGirl22 and I finally had our Disney Movie Night.

Awesome? Yes. Yes it was. My childhood is significantly relived.

Little Nemo is the cutest movie I've ever seen in my life omfg. <3

Then we hung out with ~Galthux at his family's campsite at Jellystone Park! We played mini-golf (loudly XD), tried on silly hats, and did the dance from The Breakfast Club while a band called Free Beer and Chicken played '80s tunes.

And now I'm running on about 4 hours of sleep and my hands are shaking.


Fun.

In other news, I was tagged by =Kindernacht!

Comment here and I will assign you a letter of the alphabet. You have to list ten things you LOVE that start with that letter.

I got H. Here we goooo~

1. Hair. It's the greatest musical ever. It's a fact.
2. Hippie crap
3. Hash browns
5. Happiness
6. "Hey Jude" by The Beatles
7. Hammy from Over The Hedge
8. "How To Write Suspense" by James Pinkerton
9. Huskies
10. "Hallucinating Pluto" - The B-52's. "GET ON YOUR LASER, DADDY, AND RIIIIIDE THROUGH YOUR TELESCOPE INTO THE NIGHT!"



Yet another horse has arrived at my house for safekeeping. He's a four-year-old sorrel named Cody [very pretty]. WHERE DO THESE GUYS KEEP COMING FROM?? D: Nah, really, they're a distant family members', but still. We seem to be accumulating them lately. It's kinda surreal. My backyard is looking more and more like a zoo. It's great.

Speaking of equines, Tenka has grown alot, so now she's so tall and gangly and friendly and AAAH SO CUTE. I've been going outside to hang out with her alot lately, on account of the nice weather. SO DAMN CUTE. <3

AND HEY, don't you hate it when you watch a Disney movie on DVD for the first time, only to find that the filmmakers decided to take the perfectly fine classic movie that you grew up with and add some crappy and totally unneeded new song to it?

God, my image of Pocahontas is like... forever scarred. JOHN SMITH IS NOT SUPPOSED TO SING LOVE SONGS, GUYS. IT JUST DOESN'T WORK.

Ragharghagh.

That's all my brain can cook up for now.
Long journal is long.

How are you guys?

]]> =TehMomo http://TehMomo.deviantart.com/journal/20485556/ http://TehMomo.deviantart.com/journal/20485556/ Sun, 14 Sep 2008 08:55:50 PDT PAGEMASTER.

DOES ANYONE REMEMBER THIS MOVIE?

[link]

WITH MACAULAY CULKIN AND THE TALKING BOOKS?

Dude, I watched this EVERY DAY when I was a little kid.

Long story short, my mom found my old box of VHS tapes and now I'm dying from NOSTALGIAAAA~

Horror the Hunchbook is so cute. :c

God bless the '90s.

[Ignore this journal, as it is full of nostalgic loserdom.]

]]> =TehMomo http://TehMomo.deviantart.com/journal/20414238/ http://TehMomo.deviantart.com/journal/20414238/ Tue, 09 Sep 2008 20:36:39 PDT [link]



I've known about it for awhile (since 2007 jeez what an animation whore), but I just now discovered the website/trailer.

TRADITIONAL 2-D ANIMATION!
MY FIRST LOVE.
IT'S BEEN SO LONG.
BABY, I MISSED YOU!


YOU'D BETTER NOT DISAPPOINT, DISNEY.
D:<

Fffff 2009. SO CLOSE YET SO FAR AWAY. ;A;

I'm pumped for Rapunzel, too.
Though I'm a tad disappointed to hear that it won't be traditionally animated as well. D:
[link]
That painty style sure looks purdy, though, don't it?

If those atom-splitters I keep hearing about break the universe before I get to see these, I'll be mondo-pissed. D:<

Sunday was so epic seriously.
Went to a PFLAG picnic.
Hung with some o' my gay brethren.
Climbed some trees.
Got totaled by a merry-go-round.
Awesome.

Also, according to The Daily Show With Jon Stewart: every time Barack Obama speaks, an angel has an orgasm.

Fun times.

I'm drawing lots, just being lazy with scannitude. :B

-Momo

]]> =TehMomo http://TehMomo.deviantart.com/journal/20364216/ http://TehMomo.deviantart.com/journal/20364216/ Sat, 06 Sep 2008 20:03:50 PDT SCHOOL.
HOMEWORK.
HOW IT BUUURNS.


Holy Mother of Crap, I'm hopelessly addicted to The Hunchback of Notre Dame. I forgot how awesome it is. I've seriously been watching it [*koff* morethanonce *koff*]every day for the past week. I hear the soundtrack in my head. ALL. THE. TIME. Shit man, now I know how Frollo feels in the "Hellfire" sequence.

I blame YOU, ~AfterDinnerMint , for inspiring me to rent the dang thing. You and your Minty Powers of Unintentional Mindwarping. >:c

Now I'm browsing Amazon because I can't seem to find it here in the real world. While I'm at it, I think I'm just gonna spend what little moneys I have on restocking my Disney collection in DVD form. Or at least in renting more on Netflix and obsessively watching again. *points* YOU'RE NEXT, ALADDIN!

I freaking love the DVD commentaries on Disney movies. No one ever listens to them, but they're awesome.

Esmeralda's my hero. When I grow up, I wanna be as cool as her. c:

~FlippyishZippy kidnapped me today and took me to the mall! I got a vampire manga because, you know, I'm a stereotypical teenage girl, BUT. BUTBUTBUT. The important thing is that I got The Princess Bride on DVD! Cutest goddamn movie ever. Ohoooo yes. ~TarotGirl22 is gonna 'splode.

I should probably be doing my history homework right now. My Tomorrow Self is gonna be pissed that I left it for her.

Uhhh

QUIZ

Stolen from =0Hamster0

Rules of the game:

- Choose a singer/band/group
- Answer using ONLY titles of songs by that singer/band/group
- Tag 6 more people (let them know they've been tagged)

I pick... XTC! :B

1. Are you male or female?
"Ladybird"
LOOKIT ME. IMMA PRETTY LADY. >:C

2. Describe yourself.
"Extrovert"


3. What do people feel when they're around you?
"Love At First Sight"
LOL.

4. How would you describe your previous relationship?
"In Loving Memory Lane"
Not that there's any previous relationship to speak of.

5. Describe your current relationship.
"Desert Island"
There is no relationship, foo! >:C

6. Where would you want to be now?
"Wonderland"


7. How do you feel about love?
"Burning With Optimism's Flames"
I'LL FIND A GOOD PARTNER SOMEDAY, GOSHDURNIT.
I'm willing to wait, though.

8. What's your life like?
"Cynical Days"
'Cause I'm a teenager like that. :B

9. What would you ask for if you had only one wish?
"King For A Day"
For my first royal action, I'm outlawing kroc shoes. Dammit. >:C

10. Say something wise.
"Don't Lose Your Temper"

TAGGERY POKERY:

http://TehMomo.deviantart.com/journal/20190857/ Wed, 27 Aug 2008 19:17:37 PDT Hey, y'alls.

You may have noticed that, yet again, I haven't been around much. School is keeping me pretty busy. I'm still drawing a lot, though, so just be patient if you're really desperate for more arts from the hand of Momo. c:

AAAAH GUYS I'M A JUNIOR NOW AND THE FRESHMEN LOOK SO TINYYYY.
It's quite bizarre.

Class-wise, though, things are pretty great.

Psychology, American History, and British Lit. are absolute love.

Algebra 2 and Grammar 2 are not.

C'est la vie.

But you know what else? I have little to no classes with my best friends. *April Fool voice* WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?

GAAAAAAAH.

Things sure are quiet around here without =Sheepydoggy and *SilverRiderWolf .

I'm getting tired earlier and waking up on time. This scares me.

I can't wait for my Netflix'd copy of The Hunchback of Notre Dame to get here. I haven't seen it since seventh grade. c:

I'm having way more fun watching the Democratic National Convention than I ever have watching the Olympics (discounting the opening ceremonies, because those exploded my brains with awesome). Fun for the whole family!

I need a new scanner. Or better Photoshop. Or something. Everything I plan to submit here looks good until my scanner mutilates it to shit. D:

I finally got un-stuck in DragonQuest VIII!

~Galthux and I have gotten into the habit of shouting "CHOCOLAAAAATE" throughout the school hallways a la Spongebob.

And the motorcyclists in my neighborhood are really loud. D:<

That is all.

Got a call and an email from Mom back home!

Feather had her baby!



At around 3 AM or so.
D'awwww.
More pictures to follow once I get back home, probably.



Batman: The Dark Knight was epiiiiic.

THEJOKERHOLYSHIT. OSCARPLZ.

My only complaint(s) about the movie? They didn't introduce Two-Face early enough. And I could've done without the copious amounts of people getting shot in the back. But of course, that's my movie snobbery and disdain for guns speaking. >__>

But really, not since, like, Pan's Labyrinth or Children of Men has a movie had me literally on the edge of my seat with my heart pounding like mad. Dark Knight has nail-biting suspense out the wazoo. *jittery* Four stars, at least.

The trailers beforehand definitely sullied the experience, though. I'm especially crushed to hear about this abomination.

There's nothing good about who you are or what you do, Keanu Reeves. D:<

Anyway I plan to return home in a couple days. See you soon, Hyper Midget Force!

[Dang, I enjoy writing about movies too much. Maybe I should be a critic when I grow up. XP ]

~Nuffers AND I JUST GOT BACK FROM BUYING DARK KNIGHT TICKETS FOR TOMORROW.

SUCH EPIC NEWS DEMANDS CAPS LOCK.

I'M VIBRATING WITH ANTICIPATION AND AM LIKELY TO REMAIN SO RIGHT UP UNTIL SHOWTIME. THIS MAY MAKE SLEEPING DIFFICULT. BUT I DON'T CARE.

JOKERJOKERJOKERRRR!!!

Sorry for the lack of activity lately. I'm still lounging about in ~Nuffers 's scanner-less neck of the woods. I'll get more to commenting and whatnot once I'm home and I can submit the MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF DRAWINGS I've been producing. I've been creating new characters left and right. It's getting difficult to keep track of 'em all.

My dad got me Persepolis on DVD! I've watched it twice already. What a brilliant film. I'm still amazed by it and it still vexes me to no end that it lost to Ratatouille for Best Animated Feature of 2007. WTF, Academy? D:<

If you don't know what I'm talking about:
[link]

Mind you, that trailer only captures about a nanotrillionth of the movie's excellence.

OH YEAH, I made a friend in a Walden's bookstore yesterday! How awesome is that?



Meet Kayla.

And while you're at it, thank her for introducing me to Tourette's Guy:
[link]

I cried laughing.

SOYEAH, rather epic week it's been. Ohyes. May there be more in the future.

~Nuffers needs to stop kicking my ass at Pokemon Stadium. Stupid Haunter. D:<

[link]
AHAHAHA. <3

Boredom alert!
Quiz approaching off the port bow, Cap'n!

Stolen from:



What color is your bedspread?:
I've been at ~Nuffers's house for the past few days, so I don't remember. Hers is purple and green, though!

Pick up the nearest book to you, turn to page 25 and read the first sentence.:
"The Daring Miss Jones. Betty as best friend to Sally Forrest". It's the caption under a photo in Betty White's autobiography. She's my hero. Don't judge me. D:<

How many candles are in the room you are in?:
One, on a shelf a foot away. Unlit.

What was your first word when you were a baby?:
"Turtle". I shit you not.

How old were you in 1996?:
Four, then five once October came 'round.

How old will you be in 2016?:
24 and 25.

How long until your birthday?:
Three months.

How many siblings do you have?:
Zip. Zero. Zilch. D:
Unless you wanna count ~Nuffers .

Are they older or younger than you?:
~Nuffers is about ten months younger.

Are your grandparents still alive?:
My mom's mom is the only one left.

How many orange objects are there in the room you are in?:
2: a Gilda Radner "get well soon" card and an issue of Anime Insider that has Naruto on the cover.

Have you ever run a stoplight?:
I don't think so.

Do you have any children?:
Five. Their names are Eenie, Meenie, Miney, and Jim.
Why Jim?
BECAUSE WE DIDN'T WANT ANY MO.
Baddum psssh.


How was your first kiss?:
Nonexistent. v__v

Have you completed high school yet?:
Nope. Two more years to go.

Do you have any relatives in the military currently?:
Not that I know of. I think my mom's partner has a niece or something in the army, but I don't really consider her (the niece) "family".

Who got married at the last wedding you went to?:
A couple of years ago, a friend of my dad's got remarried. She had a baby not all that long ago.

What time did you get up today?:
Noonish. Hohohoho. >:3

When was the last time you stayed up all night?:
I guess I'll count a few days ago at ~TarotGirl22's house, though we technically all finally passed out at around 4:00 AM. Right after we finished watching Andre the Seal. Then we all woke up four hours later, I used her new Wii to make Miis that looked like Jesus, Hitler, Buddha, *SilverRiderWolf , and Rock Lee and then we all watched Beauty and the Beast. It was epic.

How long have you had a MySpace, Facebook, or whatever you use?:
The Internet community I've gone the longest without abandoning is deviantArt, for almost two years now. I've never had MySpace or Facebook.

Who was the last person of the opposite sex you hung out with?:
~Galthux and Dave.

Person of the same sex?:
~Nuffers !

What color are your eyes?:
Green with grey-ish rings around the irises.

Do you like them?:
Yes. Quite. B)

Have you ever had braces?:
Nope. I have to get my wisdom teeth removed in the near future, though. Not looking forward to it. D:

Turn on your M... ]]> =TehMomo http://TehMomo.deviantart.com/journal/19256940/ http://TehMomo.deviantart.com/journal/19256940/ Mon, 07 Jul 2008 14:57:24 PDT Hey Y'ALLS.

Remember me?

I'm back! <3

Sorry about the extra-long hiatus. I've actually been back in the counrty for about a week, but I wanted to wait until I got back home-home before updating anything.

UH.

YEAH.

ENGLAND?

AMAZING.

EPIC.

OMIGOD.

I miss it already. I want to move there. Like right now. ;A;

Pictures (as well as a more detailed account of my travels) will come eventually. Due to my being an ass, the disk o' photos is currently occupying space at ~Nuffers's house. D:

Two whole sketchbooks. Filled. Jesus Christ. Many dA sketchdumps, ahoy!

There's so much to write abouuuut. I don't know where to start.

UM.

YORK.

SO MUCH BETTER THAN LONDON.

MOST ADORABLE PLACE ON EARTH.

DON'T LET ANYONE TELL YOU OTHERWISE. D:<