http://search.deviantart.com/?q=by:TexasDreamer01&section=today deviantART RSS for by:TexasDreamer01 en-us Copyright 2009, deviantART.com Thu, 17 Dec 2009 02:49:21 PST deviantART.com http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss http://s.deviantart.com/minish/widgets/apple-touch-icon-precomposed.png http://TexasDreamer01.deviantart.com/journal/18560777/ http://TexasDreamer01.deviantart.com/journal/18560777/ Thu, 29 May 2008 13:46:18 PDT Ish a funny penname...

Aanywhoo....

Said I could link his journal, which, to say the least, left me in stitches.

come on, click the pretty [link] ! :evillaughter:

.... ah....

]]> ~TexasDreamer01 http://TexasDreamer01.deviantart.com/journal/17335826/ http://TexasDreamer01.deviantart.com/journal/17335826/ Fri, 14 Mar 2008 18:01:51 PDT [link]

holy. freaking. crap. O.o

*rubs eyes in disbelief* if this is true, i am SO going.

]]> ~TexasDreamer01 http://TexasDreamer01.deviantart.com/journal/16682072/ http://TexasDreamer01.deviantart.com/journal/16682072/ Fri, 01 Feb 2008 21:36:28 PST
if you HAVEN'T, on the other hand, here's the link: [link]

^^ cool

(just a little note btw....)

]]> ~TexasDreamer01 http://TexasDreamer01.deviantart.com/journal/16378168/ http://TexasDreamer01.deviantart.com/journal/16378168/ Sat, 12 Jan 2008 20:06:47 PST i am about to engage in some of the foulest lnaguage you might've never heard (that's why it's called faint of heart), so please don't read on further if you are indeed faint of heart. that is all.


.....*hear sounds buzzing*.......

*hear sounds of smashing*........*thump*.....

.....

owww *jiggles foot in the air* okay, now i know why it's a bad idea to kick the wall..... owww....


...and in reference to the buzzing, that was an electric saw.... don't ask....

*takes a deep breath*

do those damn fucking storage companies don't have a damn clue in their ass backwards brains that sometimes circumstance and other morons prevent you from paying?!?!???? and what the fuck is with them charging a thousand dollars a month?!?!?!!!! now i can't get my haiku poetry, and my deadline for getting it published is coming to a close! what the hell makes them think that they can auction off personal tihngs like diplomas and writing????


*throws up hands in the air* what the hell is with everybody lately?!?!?! it seems like all everybody cares about wherever i go just cares about themselves and all those damn diets. can't those assholes figure out that some people JUST DON'T CARE if you die from anorexia or a heart attack cause you eat so much damn junk food, dammit!?

this is a bunch of crap, all i'm hearing about at school is who's dating who, who wears what, who lives where, who goes where, who did what, who did that, AND I'M SICK OF IT!!!! i've had it up to here with these fucking mornic assholes thinking that they're better than everybody else and that mexico is god's greatest gift on earth.

if mexico's so damn great, why the hell are you pieces of egotistical pieces of scum junking up the u.s.????? and by the way, since we're in america, "land of the free and home of the brave", you better damn not complain about the damned taxes because that's the only thing suporting our military!!!!

and would you damn religionist fanatics stop preaching about how great God, Allah, or who cares what, because WE ALL BELIEVE IN WHAT WE WANT!!! so long as those morons that think that alcohol cures diseases, kids can have sex, and that killing people is great stay away from me, I COULDN'T CARE LESS!!! and for pity's sakes, would those assholes that rape other people and their families GET A LIFE!!! i am so sick of everybody complaining about how miserable their life is and taking it out on someone else!!!! if you're so damn upset, go to a therapist or someone like dr. phil WHERE AT LEAST YOU CAN PRETEND THAT SOMEONE'S LISTENING TO YOU!!!

and for all those people out there that have to insist to bitch about ann coulter, YOU'RE BOTH WRONG!!!!! can't you jerks UNDERSTAND that you're not thinking for the good of humanity, just for yourselves you greedy damn bastards!!!

and you know, just because people make fun of you, DON'T JUST STAND THERE AND TAKE IT!!!! i can't stand it when people just sit there and take all the damn shit and abuse they're getting!! DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!!! SOMETHING HTAT GETS RESULTS!!! and end the horror of living in fear for the rest of your life!!! there are millions of innocent people out there getting tortured and dying because of all the egotistical bitter moronic can't-think-past-their-nose jerks hurting people!!!

and if YOU can do something about it, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU SITTING THERE???? the world is screwed up as it is, and we're just making it worse!!! STOP SITTING ON YOUR ASS AND BLAME YOUR SELF-MADE MISERABLE EXISTENCE ON EVERYBODY ELSE!!!! if you're in a hospital because you're dangerously overweight, IT'S YOUR FAULT!!! those doctors are trying to SAVE YOUR LIFE and all you can do is wonder how you got there???? DO SOMETHING ANOUT IT!!!

and for all you goddamned far left AND right wingnuts WOULD YOU GET OVER IT!!! it's not the end of the world if someone says something you don't like!!! and stop misquoting everybody, NOBODY LIKES IT, EVEN YOU!!! so shut the fuck up about your problems because nobody likes a drama queen with a silver spoon stuck up their ass!!!

and for all those people who gamble and drink and smoke and cheat and do drugs, LIFE IS HARD FOR EVERYBODY, NOT JUST YOU YOU MORON!!! GETTING ADDICTED TO SOMETHING THAT CAN KILL YOU SOLVES NOTHING!!! find something productive to do AND STOP RISKING YOUR LIFE OVER SOME DAMN PROBLEM THAT YOU CAN SOLVE IF YOU JUST SIT DOWN AND THINK ABOUT IT!!!

AND HOW THE HELL IS WAR GOING TO SOLVE ANYTHING!! just because you disagree with someone DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO KILL THEM!!! sit down like some behaved adults NAD TALK IT OVER!!!

WE NEED GUNS for those blood-crazed bastards TO PUT THEM IN JAIL!!!

NAD RAPING SOMEONE IS A CRIME, IT DOESN'T MATTER IF THEY'RE SANE OR NOT, JUS... ]]> ~TexasDreamer01 http://TexasDreamer01.deviantart.com/journal/16290153/ http://TexasDreamer01.deviantart.com/journal/16290153/ Sun, 06 Jan 2008 17:05:17 PST
:iconwarrior-of-flight: wrote an awesome story that i found, but since i can't figure out why i can't hyperlink, i'll just copy and paste. [link]

mmm, well, that was random. *chuckles at the irony of that*

check out her stuff, it's pretty cool.

]]> ~TexasDreamer01 http://TexasDreamer01.deviantart.com/journal/16284974/ http://TexasDreamer01.deviantart.com/journal/16284974/ Sun, 06 Jan 2008 11:17:26 PST s eh, i was bound to update sometime....

and, great thankies to , i found out that butch is just on hiatus on Danny Phantom. her guess, something about the budget...

and.... i got two new pairs of jeans. dirt cheap compared to what their retailed for (i got 'em $20 each, they usually run around 40-50 dollars. that's a lot of mulah). yea marshalls! and tj maxx! and ross! you gotta love those guys! but personally, the ones on the east cost have a better selection.

however, silver lining apparently don't last. (der) this morning i accidentally tipped over THE WHOLE BOWL of my frosted wheats on my lap *groans* and i just started it too!

but on the good side, i heard my alarm clock this morning! noooo..... there was nothing life-threatening preventing me, unless you count a thrown off sleep schedule as life-threatening.

and i finally got my warrior in dragonfable up to level 13! i got all three accounts: mechquest, dragonfable, and adventurequest. mechquest is a thousand years after 2008, and dragonfable is 4,995 after that, and adventurequest is five years after dragonfable. when special temporary prizes come out, they come out in all the games. you get prizes for watching the sponsor movies too! (usually it's only about fify coins/credits though...)

unfortunately, i haven't quite processed that asking the websites to save my username leave a horde of temporary cookies on the computer. ugh, and then i can't use the media player, it goes all wonky. *talks to self* no click save, no click save, no click save....

and i found out something else, those little symbols next to our names represent how long we've been on here. pretty cool, now if only they had a manual..... it's here somewhere..... *goes off to look for it*

]]> ~TexasDreamer01 http://TexasDreamer01.deviantart.com/journal/15591669/ http://TexasDreamer01.deviantart.com/journal/15591669/ Tue, 20 Nov 2007 14:43:02 PST

and, whoop-dee-do, i found out that i have dyslexia. not too much of a problem, my mom got it too. *shrugs* i figgered out that the higher your IQ, the more suspectible to mental diseases you are. so don't go sniggerin at those people, chances are that they're smarter than you are! (most people didn't need to be told that, but it's for the people who think that different people are bad *smacks those ppl upside the head*) *sighs* well, you can't help everyone's attitude towards life and people in general.

onto another subject, i decided i'm going to participate in the "Community Projects Giving Thanks". i'll prolly write a lit piece for Danny Phantom and make an oil pastel of some wacky thing or another with it.

oh, and baklava to cordria and chaos-dragon, you guys get better every post!

ciao ciao,
britt

p.s. you guys are awesome! i just looked at all the comments on my profile page AND THERE'S TWO PAGES!!!! s all you guys are awesome!! yes, i know i already said that, but still...

w00t! *does a little b-day dance* it's my birthday, it's my birthday, okay, it isn't, but what's the fun in that?

]]> ~TexasDreamer01 http://TexasDreamer01.deviantart.com/journal/15036220/ http://TexasDreamer01.deviantart.com/journal/15036220/ Fri, 12 Oct 2007 21:52:23 PDT
uhh, not much more to talk about... ummm, oh yeah, i got the cold! *thinks* wait, that's not good news. well, *scratches head* that depends who you're talking to about that.....

ummm, *thinks*, uh, oh yeah, i gathered a whole bunch of quotes from DA people's siggy's (no offense, i don't steal 'em, it's enjoying the humor.... i think...)

now for the siggies! (is that proper grammar? siggY= singular, siggIES= plural?)

“Whoever says nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door.”

“I put cheese in the oven once, and it spontaneously combusted... does that mean your head is made of cheese?”
-From one Deviant to another

“I never tell anyone exactly how smart I am, it would scare them away.”

Anything worth doing once is worth doing well enough that you never have to do it again.

"It's all fun and games until somebody gets hurt. Then it's f**cking hilarious" Spencer Walker

"Where do babies come from?" "Lottery tickets. Now lemmie sleep."

"A stupid mother fucker once said.............you ain't ballsack........YOU AIN'T SHIT!!!!!! Well guess what............you.......ain't...balsac..........HE IS!!!!!!!"

You could spend your entire life in search of the perfect breaded chicken sandwich... and it would not be a wasted life.

Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow.

All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day!!

"We're not retreating, we're advancing in a different direction!"

"The bad news is that we're going to have to remove your brain and place it in an armored tank to shoot down innocent civilians with its psychic death beam. The good news is that your insurance is gonna cover the whole thing."

I would've had common sense but illogical sounded more fun.

I have a lot more, but then it might've been annoying to read them all (well, it would've been annoying to type them all because my mom wants to get on the computer )

War is menstruation envy!!!

]]> ~TexasDreamer01 http://TexasDreamer01.deviantart.com/journal/14431324/ http://TexasDreamer01.deviantart.com/journal/14431324/ Fri, 31 Aug 2007 19:45:44 PDT
Y'know, my mom's right. having a two month summer vacation really does dumb you down. A lot. I'm at a year-round school, so I see the difference.

Oh, and just for the hell of it, i went on human for sale.com and i'm worth "You are worth exactly $2,360,870". Cool.

oh, and i'm writing a book, and since i'm a wise-ass, there's no chapters (i guess that'll make it kinda hard for teachers to say to read till chapter two, i might make the credits chapter two. man, i'll get a kick out of that ) actually, i'm writing two books, one of them is a collection of haikus, and the other one, well, i still need a title and a cover and, well, just about everything else. i'm hoping to finish it by the time i'm eighteen, so i got a few years (my definition of a few is at minimum, 3).

my haiku book is almost done, i have to have 95 haikus before it can be considered long enough to be a (pocket) book....

oh, btw, i'm officially making a notice to see who can make the best book cover. a hint, i have world protectors who are sterotypically sexy-as-hell and suck blood... ^^ if you want to make it, i can give you a preview. for where the author's name is supposed to be, just put in "Name Here"...


ciao ciao,
brittney

[link]

]]> ~TexasDreamer01 http://TexasDreamer01.deviantart.com/journal/13005420/ http://TexasDreamer01.deviantart.com/journal/13005420/ Fri, 18 May 2007 19:45:35 PDT 1. Danny Phantom is over (as far as I can tell, which is a lot)
2. The last season showed ONLY on the various youtube-related websites
3. Butch Hartman will soon have a voodoo doll of his likeness in my possesion.... (see above for reasons)

good news:
1. Danny Phantom fanfiction and deviant still exists (haleluliah! [sp?])
2. I found out those websites
3. I have found a very goos stress reliever and
4. I'll be going to Germany in two and a half weeks from now! *does the b-day dance* it's my birthday, it's my birthday; okay, not really, but that's really the point of doing it NOT on your birthday....

other good news, I FINALLY found my sansa and my folder. Unfortunately, the newsest chapters to Vlad's Offer (check fanfiction...) is apparently gone. On the upside, I already copied most of it and posted it already.... hehehe....

*checks over work* hmm, not what I expected in a rant, but then again, I can't cuss out Butch Hartman, as much as I would like to though.... *does a mental checklist of vocab* but I COULD.....

]]> ~TexasDreamer01 http://TexasDreamer01.deviantart.com/journal/12878933/ http://TexasDreamer01.deviantart.com/journal/12878933/ Mon, 07 May 2007 17:12:10 PDT
*bangs head* yes, i've been feeling like an idiot lately. however, i'm writing a book! ehehe, i've been blurting that out to random people lately, but i can't help it, i've already gotten 6 pages done. but, i have not idea how many hundreds of pages it will really be.... on the upside, however, there's only one chapter! *grins evilly* i put that in on purpose because i don't seemm to get how this story will need chapters. besides, it's ironic enough for kicks and giggles. i can just imagine somebody asking what chapter they're on:

Bystander: what chapter are you on?
Reader: One,why do you ask?
Bystander: *confused* what page are you on?
Reader: 247.

*comes back from musings* i don't think that'll happen though... *shrugs* eh, i need something for my starving head to chew on...

however, i can give previews, but no copycatting!!! if i catch anyone, i'm a big tattle tale!!! *raspberry*

]]> ~TexasDreamer01