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oy vay, why me?

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]]> ~TexasKat http://TexasKat.deviantart.com/journal/21355186/ http://TexasKat.deviantart.com/journal/21355186/ Thu, 06 Nov 2008 10:35:22 PST I came around the corner and an Exterra in the other lane passed me going at least 40. I really didn't pay much attention untill I heard something and looked in my rear-view mirror. The cargo van was behind got hit head on by the other vehicle when it skidded across the line because the driver lost control.
I backed up because I was the only one near when it happened and as I got farther back around the corner I saw the Exterra upside down in the ditch on the side opposite of the van.
Both of them were alright and walked away, but this does teach us one thing though: Drive responsibly people!!Just because you can drive a road you know fast when its dry doesn't mean you can drive just as fast when its wet.

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But thats the story of my life.

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So I finally said, "Fuck you and the llama you rode in on," and decided to just wait until school to load all my crap.

And a quick little question: If I post stories on here, does anyone actually read them?

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All my friends have practically left, as they were mostly seniors, I likely as not will get stuck with the bitchy-est male history teacher in the whole farking state, and I'll have to sit outside the counselor's office for three hours to change my entire schedule around because the fruits at the board think that 'Advanced Art' is read as 'Calculus Two'

I can hardly wait...

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Here's a heads up. Starting tomorrow, I'm going to be gone for a week. Doing what, you ask?

Working as a counselor at a Horse Camp. If anyone out there has any shred of sympathy, shoot me and put me out of my misery before it starts.

And here's something else:

It's an over night camp. For a week.

And in this time, will I get to ride my horse, who I manage to take with me this time?

Nicht
Iie
Non
Nine

And No.

Unless you count using him as a chair substitute while standing in the blazing hot sun and humidity, then no, no I won't.

So I won't be here to leave my snarky comments on your pages.

You know that you'll miss them.

Won't You?

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If you're a prep.

If you're like me, you will survive solely on the light from your computer and cold delivered take out and pizza the delivery man had to feed through the mail slot on your front door.

Hopefully, this means I'll have time to finally post some shit, like some of my drawings and stuff that my friends who are some of the sad souls who don't have the internet, want me to post for them.

Not that I particularly like any of the stuff that I draw, but my best friend said "Post it, or so help me God, I will bring about the next apocalypse on your head!"

When that threat failed to work, she told me she'd take away the playstation and the gamecube.

Man, what a bitch. I just love when my friends show their affection.

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Three men are sitting in a bar, discussing what the worst pain in the world is.

The first man says, "The worst pain in the world is when you get a paper cut on the tip of your finger and whenever you bend it, the SOB stings for a month."

The second man says, "No way, the worst pain in the world is when you zip yer dick up in yer fly."

Both men agree, but the third man says, "I'll tell y'all what the worst pain in the world is. It's when you're out hunting and you squat behind a tree to do yer buisness and a bear trap clamps shut on yer nuts."

The first two both agree with him. The first says, "Damn, that must really hurt."

"Nah, what really hurts is when you run out of chain."

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Except this: Stated by my friend, Brittany.

"I saw this chick with my ex from a few years ago, you know, that one he's going to marry in a few weeks? Any way, this is the first time that I've seen her.... Damn man, that chick lokked like she had been beaten with every branch on the ugly tree, then fell into an ugly bush. It was that bad."

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But the good news is, I can work the hell out of him and not have to worry about him tying up again! Hopefully we'll get over this little fiasco and be ready to do some hardcore showing this season!

(Only I could get excited about my horse freaking out)

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My parental figures decided that they would surprise me over Spring Break by going to a party (I obviously wasn't being asked to come) and staying in a hotel so I could have the house all to my self.

*Sarcasm out the pores* Oh, I've got goosebumps.

But I wasn't allowed to have anyone over, I wasn't allowed into the Rum cabinet (they hid the key), I was allowed on the internet and *Pulls paper after paper, throwing them over her shoulder* the list goes on and on.

As for another bit of good news, my horse tied up a few days ago and for those of you that don't know what it is, I'll summarize. VERY VERY BAD THING TO HAPPEN!!!! But at least he really didn't have a bad case of it and his muscles weren't convulsing. He was still interested in grazing, but he could only move his body down to the hips. His hind legs just wouldn't move. He was turning himself around and his hind feet were digging into the mud. I felt so bad for him, I mean, he's like my baby, I care more about him then I do my parents! But he's doing much better and I was able to ride yesterday (at a walk but it was a definite improvment).

Spring Break is such a nice time of year, ain't it?

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*Major sarcasm* Yay, Spring Break. My favorite, I can hardly control my joy!

As you can tell, I'm feel a hell of a lot better. I've finally kicked this stupid sickness and just in time for Spring Break. And such a lot I can do now.

Not saying that I don't enjoy getting out of school, because I do and I get to spend time with one of the few intelligent people I know (I'll sit in front of a mirror and talk to myself) but I really don't know anything to do over Spring Break. I guess that I might get some of my drawings up here, but otherwise I think this is going to be a very boring week.

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But, on the down side, I have sooo much homework and classwork to catch up on and two finals that have to be turned in before Spring Break. Maybe I should have just stayed sick?

Wuvvles,

T.K.

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Any takers?

Retching into a bucket, but writing with determination,

T.K.

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]]> ~TexasKat http://TexasKat.deviantart.com/journal/11918946/ http://TexasKat.deviantart.com/journal/11918946/ Thu, 22 Feb 2007 09:01:30 PST So I sent them to you as Journals! So you have to read them, as it is all part of my master plot to take over the world one sorry little mind at a time.

And as to the title, yes indeed, my own mother called me an idiot. And just because I told her that I was sick of her trying to pick cutsy names for my goldfish. A goldfish people! Well, since he's been dead twice (long story) I decided on a good name for him:

Lazarus Kafka Fish

I think it fits him. Lazarus because he's died twice and Kafka because he's creepy. And I'm sick of finding my dad trying to catch him to use as fishing bait. He's at least a good 5 inches long and I've had Lazarus for three years. I raised him from a carnival feeder fish, you know, the ones that you have to throw the ping pong ball into the bowl?

I love my Fish. He's spazzy.

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If the saying goes 'out of sight, out of mind' does that make blind people insane?

Let's have some replies.

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She took one shirt into the dressing room and stayed in there for at least a good 15 minutes, then called through the door to the lady at the desk, "Hey, there's no toilet paper in here." Guess that got them really worked up and they were banging on the door to tell her that the bathrooms were at the front of the store. Laney unlocked the door and ran for it. She said that she hid in a clothes rack and watched them actually go into the room to see if any thing was 'left behind'.

I just know the best people, don't I? Sometimes I think this place couldn't get anymore screwed up, and then Laney proves me wrong.

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