http://search.deviantart.com/?q=by:The-lost-otaku&section=today deviantART RSS for by:The-lost-otaku en-us Copyright 2009, deviantART.com Mon, 07 Dec 2009 15:20:09 PST deviantART.com http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss http://s.deviantart.com/minish/widgets/apple-touch-icon-precomposed.png http://The-lost-otaku.deviantart.com/journal/6266629/ http://The-lost-otaku.deviantart.com/journal/6266629/ Thu, 18 Aug 2005 23:15:36 PDT there it is! ^_^ *goes there* ]]> ~The-lost-otaku http://The-lost-otaku.deviantart.com/journal/6085542/ http://The-lost-otaku.deviantart.com/journal/6085542/ Sun, 31 Jul 2005 06:22:04 PDT bookdiva's journal is very informative. ^_^ I'll be posting something for yellow day if my computer doesn't act up. >_< If you want info on yellow day read `krash's journal! I'll be lurking around like I always do! ]]> ~The-lost-otaku http://The-lost-otaku.deviantart.com/journal/5109109/ http://The-lost-otaku.deviantart.com/journal/5109109/ Sun, 17 Apr 2005 05:42:37 PDT ~The-lost-otaku http://The-lost-otaku.deviantart.com/journal/1671913/ http://The-lost-otaku.deviantart.com/journal/1671913/ Tue, 13 Jan 2004 01:37:43 PST ~The-lost-otaku http://The-lost-otaku.deviantart.com/journal/1552112/ http://The-lost-otaku.deviantart.com/journal/1552112/ Thu, 18 Dec 2003 12:23:47 PST ~The-lost-otaku http://The-lost-otaku.deviantart.com/journal/1509607/ http://The-lost-otaku.deviantart.com/journal/1509607/ Mon, 08 Dec 2003 23:33:22 PST ~The-lost-otaku http://The-lost-otaku.deviantart.com/journal/1492426/ http://The-lost-otaku.deviantart.com/journal/1492426/ Fri, 05 Dec 2003 02:04:47 PST
1. While teachers lecture I pretend their faces look like a chickens ass.

2. Cheat on all my tests.

3. Eat fried rice topped off with mustard and maple syrup (mm mmmmm)

4. Try to give my hairy chested teacher some Nair, shaving cream and a razor.

5. Start a lice epidemic.

6. Go on devart

7. Steal candy and toys from little children.

8. Go up to random people and say "see you tonight" wink and walk away in a sexy sort of way.

9. prance around in a devil costume and tell people your coming for them.

10. Streak all the old people during bingo night.

11. My friends constant support and patience.

12. Scream vulgar words at the top of your lungs during the sunday church service.

Yay more ramblings! Weee. Yeah so um...yeah. ]]> ~The-lost-otaku http://The-lost-otaku.deviantart.com/journal/1483563/ http://The-lost-otaku.deviantart.com/journal/1483563/ Wed, 03 Dec 2003 02:32:31 PST

Sorry just some fun poking at myself. ]]> ~The-lost-otaku http://The-lost-otaku.deviantart.com/journal/1456816/ http://The-lost-otaku.deviantart.com/journal/1456816/ Thu, 27 Nov 2003 01:46:46 PST
1. Relationships......lonliness
2. Ice Cream.....Ice Cream head aches
3. Video games...you don't get the bonus items and miss out on some hidden levels.
4. Girls....you don't get no loving
5. Children....they hate you and tell their parents they're scared of you because you touched them in the pee pee
6. Men....they give you wet willies
7. Gay men....they give smart comments on your clothing and it being "so last season"
8. Rich girls....(refer to gay men)
9. Parents....they don't give you any money
10. Me.....I smack you silly, murder and possibly rape you
11. Gift wrapping....your gift looks like a mishapen ball of colorful, shiny paper.
12. Hippies.....they stuff you with organic food
13. Pets.....they pee on you and rip up all your stuff and sometimes eat your homework
14. Computers....they get thrown off your 20 story balcony, leaving a emptyness in your life for a need of an escape from the real world and all its cruelness
15. Hard to open jars....the contents end up on your clothes
16. Cooking.....the food gets raw in the middle and you get infected with salmonella
17. Art....It turns out looking like shit, shit in its purist form, shit from the deepest darkest bowels of hell
18. Neighbors.....you have no one to borrow sugar from
19. Injuries......you end up with a limp in your leg for the rest of your life
20. Marriage....divorce and freedom. Oh wait, thats a good thing



And people, remember, patience is not only being able to put up with stuff and take it slow, its an act of love. OK, that was really corny, but its true! Really it is. Why don't you believe me?!? What do I know about life? I shouldn't know because I'm and alien cyborg from a distant planet, living in a laboratory disguised as a chimp who has the amazing ability to type and log onto DeviantART to infect people with stupidity and subliminal messaging in my writing.

And now a subliminal message from our sponsers: Smoke. Do drugs. Have unsafe sex. Watch Oprah. Eat at Joes diner/casino. Bow down to me.



My wonderful, made from real butter, friends:

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1. Get attacked by a schizo lady who thinks I kidnapped her baby.

2. Get drunk and wake up one morning with a sash around me that says "Best Hermaphrodite".

3. Find my evil twin.

4. Go on a reality t.v. show where I have to compete with other people to win an extra parent.

5. Watch that episode of the Brady Bunch when Marsha gets hit in the face with a foot ball and gets a flat nose.

6. Discover the meaning of life.

7. Single handedly save the world from an on coming comet by flying to it, drilling a hole in it, then blowing it up thus, saving the human race and becoming a world wide celebrity. (beleive me, I love "Armageddon" as much as the next person)

8. Actually getting some talent.

9. World domination.

10. Find out why slinkies are so much fun to play with. ]]> ~The-lost-otaku http://The-lost-otaku.deviantart.com/journal/1304432/ http://The-lost-otaku.deviantart.com/journal/1304432/ Fri, 24 Oct 2003 23:56:25 PDT
1. Be born

2. Suck up to me so that when when I rule the world I will give you ownership of any country you wish.


Only two easy steps! Now follow them and be on your way to a prosperous life!



my friends: ]]> ~The-lost-otaku http://The-lost-otaku.deviantart.com/journal/1251178/ http://The-lost-otaku.deviantart.com/journal/1251178/ Sun, 19 Oct 2003 18:19:53 PDT


my friends: ]]> ~The-lost-otaku http://The-lost-otaku.deviantart.com/journal/1226590/ http://The-lost-otaku.deviantart.com/journal/1226590/ Thu, 02 Oct 2003 01:34:15 PDT ~The-lost-otaku