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]]> ~TheCookieThief http://TheCookieThief.deviantart.com/journal/22801535/ http://TheCookieThief.deviantart.com/journal/22801535/ Sun, 25 Jan 2009 11:22:39 PST
...

What? Were you expecting fireworks?

This year is gonna be pretty interesting...



So... I FINALLY got my hands on a copy of A Clockwork Orange. It only took me like a month, due to the library's retarded schedule and orgaization. I finally found it in the Young Adult section... WTF?! That was SO misplaced... But it was a horrorshow... er, great book. And I've started thinking in Nadsat.

I started watching the movie, but compared to the book, it sucked. If you haven't read the book, go watch it. It's amazing. Or read the book.

Uh... one of my stoner friends let me borrow the first Gossip Girl book, and now I'm addicted (to the series, not drugs) However, I declined her offer to get me some weed. Aren't you proud of me?

Oh, and finals were HELL. but I think I passed everything. Despite my near-breakdown Thursday night.

Th-Th-That's all, folks!

]]> ~TheCookieThief http://TheCookieThief.deviantart.com/journal/22268608/ http://TheCookieThief.deviantart.com/journal/22268608/ Mon, 29 Dec 2008 20:32:15 PST
My retarded pig who doesn't know how to fuck properly (the most basic of insticts) finally did it right. Under my supervision. At six AM in the morning on Christmas Day. After his 3 concubines (for lack of better word) escaped from their pens and I had to chase them over 2.5 acres of rock and cactus to herd them back into their pens.

AND IT WAS FREEZING OUTSIDE.

In other news, I was trying to watch Twilight on youtube, but today's bootleggers are totally retarded and apparently can't split the movie into 50 parts without skipping ten minutes in between each one. Or they don't know which order the numbers go in. Fucktards. I am not blowing ten bucks to see that piece of crap... from what I did see, it SUCKED. XP EPIC FAIL.

I'd rant more, but I have a killer headache. Staring at the computer for 12 hours gives me a headache.

Oh... new music obsessions: The Academy Is..., Cute is What We Aim For, Escape the Fate, and the Dresden Dolls.
I also got Jack's Mannequin's new-ish CD. It was AWESOME.

]]> ~TheCookieThief http://TheCookieThief.deviantart.com/journal/21985754/ http://TheCookieThief.deviantart.com/journal/21985754/ Sun, 14 Dec 2008 18:02:11 PST [link] I feel bad for Bush. He really hasn't been THAT bad of a president... srsly, Kennedy was worse. The guy distracts us with his adorable family, then sends our country straight towards socialism. THEN he goes and gets himself assassinated! (totally his fault btw) LOL... is it just me or is Obama a black JFK? LOL...

I read The Great Gatsby... and actually liked it. Huh. I suppose there was some kind of moral at the end, but I really don't care.

It only took us ten years, but my sis and I FINALLY saw Kiki's Delivery Service. Loved it. What is it with me and kid's movies?...

lulwut?

]]> ~TheCookieThief http://TheCookieThief.deviantart.com/journal/21747515/ http://TheCookieThief.deviantart.com/journal/21747515/ Sun, 30 Nov 2008 11:45:47 PST
End of story.

Like I wasn't FAT enough.

My mom made pie.

And fudge.

And many other goodies.

I had to hang out with my family all week.

Including my clinically insane aunt.

And my bipolar uncle who thinks he's going to be the next big country star.

And little kids who wake up at 5:30AM.

Then want to play Rock Band with me and make me lose ten seconds into the song.

Eventually, I unplugged their instruments and told them they were still playing.

They bought it.

LOL.

Then I got one of these: [link]

I got pretty good at it.

Then my dad broke it this morning.



And for the record, they ARE available in stores. You can buy them at Wal-Mart for like three bucks.

And four-year-old girls are terrified of them.



My mom just called... she's buying me a new one.

Pink. :3

Now I have to break it in again....

Whatever.

I have to write an essay for math about whether I think card counting is cheating. At least 3 paragraphs. WTF?!

I'm pretty much done.

I'm gonna go force myself to puke.

Bye!

]]> ~TheCookieThief http://TheCookieThief.deviantart.com/journal/21443015/ http://TheCookieThief.deviantart.com/journal/21443015/ Tue, 11 Nov 2008 17:28:22 PST God help us all.
This is an obamanation.
*credit for lame pun goes to my dad*
My parents are talking about moving to Australia. LOL. It's probably much too cold there for me. (Yes, I am insane.)

So... the casting for the Twilight movie SUCKS. I'm not the biggest fan of the book, but I might rent the movie once it's on DVD just to complain about what bullshit it was. I heard the vampires don't even sparkle D: Although that is an improvement, I hate when movies are different from the books.

My friends and I were discussing casting for the movie if we could do it. It involved Elvis Presley and Heath Ledger. LOL. But seriously... WTF is up with Jacob? And WHY does Emmett have a buzz cut? My two favorite characters and they're all wrong *sigh*

So.
I think there was more I wanted to say.
I can't remember.

Oh yeah... So, I went to see my doctor cuz I can hardly sleep. My Cool-Whip complexion plus the dark circles under my eyes make me look like I should be in the Twilight movie. LOL.

Anyways, the doctor's all BTW, U need a flu shot, LOL. So while the nurse was stabbing my sister, I snuck out the door and ran away. I hid for awhile until my mom got the car and found me. She made me send the doctor an apology email.

At least I didn't have to get the shot. Go me!





Real men eat babies.

]]> ~TheCookieThief http://TheCookieThief.deviantart.com/journal/20795723/ http://TheCookieThief.deviantart.com/journal/20795723/ Thu, 02 Oct 2008 15:49:52 PDT
I haven't done much.

Classes suck.

Peers suck.

I hate most of my class. As always.

LOL.

In other news... My mom got me a Hawk Nelson CD, trying to get me into wholesome Christian music. Because Motley Crue isn't wholesome enough for her standards. The weird thing is, I actually liked it... And one of my firends burned me a Dashboard Confessional CD, and I'm now in love with them now... wow, I sound like a scene girl... :S (CHRIS CARRABBA IS TEH SECKS!!!!1ONEELEVEN1!!!111 pwr 2 da dinosaurs and ninja tertelzzzz) Oh, and I'm into Conway Twitty again, for the first time since ninth grade. Bleh... I need to quit listening to my dad's music. And I need to get The Glass Passenger, Jack's Mannequin's newest CD... I think it came out a few days ago...

Oh... and I read Brisingr... the best of the Inheritance Cycle, thus far... page 30 was so LOL, and page 604 was so OMG, as I tell all the n00bs who are still reading... I'm proud to say I finished it before midnight the day it came out! And I would have finished faster if I didn't have to do all that stupid stuff like eating and feeding the dogs... oh, and the title being the name of Eragon's new sword... I thought that was pretty cool.

I'm done being a fangirl. (NEVAAAAR!!!)

That's all, folks!

...

dA should have a thing where you can set your mood to racist... LOL.

]]> ~TheCookieThief http://TheCookieThief.deviantart.com/journal/20198796/ http://TheCookieThief.deviantart.com/journal/20198796/ Thu, 28 Aug 2008 09:27:07 PDT
And it was awesome, especially since it's been almost exactly ten years since I've been there... and it wasn't too different from I remmebered, except for the fact that Small World was closed D:! WTF?! That was my all-time favorite when I was five!!! But I did have a lot of fun on the teacups, even if they don't spin fast enough... what good is a ride that DOESN'T make you dizzy?

So... I'm probably going to upload some stuff soon... yeah...

And, school starts in a few days...

]]> ~TheCookieThief http://TheCookieThief.deviantart.com/journal/19819103/ http://TheCookieThief.deviantart.com/journal/19819103/ Thu, 07 Aug 2008 00:41:47 PDT
I've submitted a lot of LOLcats lately... is it a disease I have suddenly caught? Or have I found my calling I think I just need to leave the house and talk to people other than cats.

I think I'm going to log off and sleep so I might not be totally exhausted tomorrow... no matter what I do, I can't seem to sleep more than six hours. And when I do sleep, I have weird dreams. REALLY weird. The worst part is, I know what's causing them and I can't do anything about it.

Ah well, enough whining. And blogging. And LOLcats (there will never be enough!).

*slumps over asleep*

]]> ~TheCookieThief http://TheCookieThief.deviantart.com/journal/19724361/ http://TheCookieThief.deviantart.com/journal/19724361/ Fri, 01 Aug 2008 19:05:26 PDT , who has kindy been uploading deviations for me due to my slow connection. (Granted, I pay her five bucks, but still...)

So yeah. That's it.
(lie)

I went to a small dairy last week, and watched as my family sampled gouda cheese and looked at random cow paraphanelia to decorate the kitchen. Because my mom does not get enough farm life y looking out the window, she's bringing it INSIDE as well. But I got a few pictures, so all is good.

Except I realized that I have a REALLY boring life. A life that is growing increasingly similar to that of the main character in The Bell Jar.

I don't want to turn into a nutcase.

HALP!

Oh, and a note to Snick: TEH POWER OF BS! UNITE!

]]> ~TheCookieThief http://TheCookieThief.deviantart.com/journal/19406629/ http://TheCookieThief.deviantart.com/journal/19406629/ Tue, 15 Jul 2008 09:41:19 PDT
First, I dreamed about cats, meaning "ill luck". Also, the book said that dreams of cats "are fraught with warnings of deceit and betrayal." Then, I dreamed about my hogs, meaning "an increase in personal belongings" and something about good business dealings in the future. Finally, I had a dream about soap (WTF) and the all-knowing book told me that meant "friendships will reveal interesting entertainment". Like I didn't know that already... Oh yeah, dreams about soap also mean that farmers will be successful... uh... yay me and my redneck family?

So there you have it. I'll be unlucky in the fact that someone'll back-stab me, although it will lead to me getting more stuff (yay!) and the friends I have left will be amusing (as always) and I'll be successful!

...and to think all I want from life is sitting in front of the computer for the next month and a half... and maybe the willpower to get off my ass and find food... the battle between hunger and laziness/apathy is always fun...

Oh, I was looking through old pictures the other day... and I saw some scary things, like my dad back when he had mutton chops. And giant muscles. And after that, when he looked like Jed Clampett.

Then, I saw a fairly recent one of me, with long hair, driving a tractor. Then I realized that
a) I can't drive a GOLF CART, let alone a big-ass John Deer
b) My hair hasn't been that long in ages
c) the clothes weren't mine
and d) I wasn't wearing glasses

After staring at it blankly, wondering if it was my twin separated at birth... or my doppelganger, I showed my sister, who's all "You dumbass, that's Jen!" Jen being my half sister who is about ten years older than me. The picture must have been taken years ago, back when I was a little kid. Friggin' genetics...

So much for my hope of having been adopted into this freakshow.

]]> ~TheCookieThief http://TheCookieThief.deviantart.com/journal/19236523/ http://TheCookieThief.deviantart.com/journal/19236523/ Sun, 06 Jul 2008 13:48:24 PDT
On my birthday, my road-raging dad, annoying mother, idiot siter, senile grandma, , and I all loaded up into my mom's Oddessy and endured the two-and-a-half hour ride to Buena Vista to go to this pirate thing, which was actually pretty fun. My dad got me a sword! (I later tested the sharpness of this sword in my backyard. It can break twigs and small branches by brute force, and left a dent in a palm, but is otherwise not very dangerous... damn.) But it looks nice sitting on my desk...

And... uh, what else has happened to me lately? I fell in love with Good Charlotte... a bit too late... and I was listening to their albums in chronological order, when my sis warned me that the last one sucked, minus two songs. I wasn't expecting much, but I LOVED IT!!! Seriously, I know I sound like such a poser, but Good Morning Revival was waaaaaaaaaay better than anything else they've come out with! Though I admit, they ARE slightly hypocritic (only slightly?).

So... holy crap, I use ellipses way too much! ...and there I go again...



Oh, and what I did on Independence Day... (another overly commercialized holdiay without true meaning except BBQ's and blowing shit up)... my family took ANOTHER two hour drive up to the god-forsaken town of Big Bear, where we spent four hours bowling, ate the worst food I've ever tasted at this tiny restaurant next to the bowling alley, and watched fireworks. And I froze my ass off in the seventy-something degree weather. THEN, the traffic to leave was insane, and my dad, as usual, got road rage, and got in a hsouting match with some dumbass riding the shoulder. Then they flipped each other off. Love thy neighbor...

...

]]> ~TheCookieThief http://TheCookieThief.deviantart.com/journal/18798502/ http://TheCookieThief.deviantart.com/journal/18798502/ Thu, 12 Jun 2008 08:53:38 PDT
Why am I excited, again?

So, yeah, I just felt like whining here, as nobody ever even reads it Plus I have nothing better to do...

101 ! kn0w 1337... k!nd 0|=...

Oh, and while I'm blogging...

My flash dirve decided to crap out on me, meaning I lost EVERYTHING - pictures, music, stories (including one that was almost fifty pages long! D and the encryption program is gone too. So, I decided to try and use it anyways, even though not having my files secure feels like I've gone on vacation and left my house unlocked... and I found out that it doesn't work. At all.

So, hopefully, my mom will take me somewhere to get a new one... and hopefully, she won't try to pick one out for me. I get VERY touching when it comes to technology...

Wow, this is really long... anyone still reading?

MAKE WAR NOT LOVE!

]]> ~TheCookieThief http://TheCookieThief.deviantart.com/journal/18233929/ http://TheCookieThief.deviantart.com/journal/18233929/ Thu, 08 May 2008 20:52:45 PDT



A really SHORT haircut.




We're talking THERE ARE SKATER DUDES with MORE HAIR than me!



Frickin' idiot who cut it did it too short....





You know that Arrowsmith song (I think) 'Dude Looks Like A Lady'?





Yeah, I feel like 'Chick looks like a dude'.





HELP!

]]> ~TheCookieThief http://TheCookieThief.deviantart.com/journal/17786514/ http://TheCookieThief.deviantart.com/journal/17786514/ Thu, 10 Apr 2008 20:10:50 PDT
She was REALLY into photography for the majority of her life (she's not too active now, as she's 94) and now that I'm starting to appreciate it more, she offered to buy me a really nice camera, or at least help me pay for one for my birthday! I love her!!!!! My parents never understand how to help me pursue my creative outlets so I don't go nuts just doing nothing, and they're tightwads, so I'm really psyched!

Just thought I'd let you know, can't wait for my b-day, June 24! (I think I lied with the info when I signed up...)

Peace out, homies!



]]> ~TheCookieThief http://TheCookieThief.deviantart.com/journal/17516766/ http://TheCookieThief.deviantart.com/journal/17516766/ Tue, 25 Mar 2008 20:31:17 PDT [x] I am shorter than 5'4.
[x] I think I'm ugly sometimes.
[ ] I have many scars.
[X] I tan easily. (Yeah, but I'm really pale. Without going in the sun, I glow in the dark.)
[ ] I wish my hair was a different color. (I like my hair, it's about three colors.)
[ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[ ] I have a tattoo.
[x] I am self-conscious about my appearance. (Duh, I'm a straight girl.)
[ ] I have/I've had braces.
[x] I wear glasses. (Thick black frames, baby.)
[x] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
[X] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
[ ] I have more than 2 piercings.
[ ] I have piercing in places besides my ears.
[x] I have freckles.

Family/Home Life
[x] I've sworn at my parents. (Unfortunately, I'm kind of ashamed.)
[ ] I've run away from home.
[ ] I've been kicked out of the house.
[x] My biological parents are together.
[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[x] I want to have kids someday. (Even though it'll hurt, I REALLY want to be a mom when I'm older.)
[ ] I've had children.
[ ] I've lost a child.

School/Work
[x] I'm in school
[ ] I have a job
[ ] I've fallen asleep at work/school (Believe me, I try.)
[x] I almost always do my homework. (Believe me, I try.)
[x] I've missed a week or more of school. (at a time)
[x] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years
[ ] I failed more than 1 class last year
[ ] I've stolen something from my job
[ ] I've been fired

Embarrassment
[X] I've slipped out an "lol" in a spoken conversation. (Sadly.)
[ ] Disney movies still make me cry.
[ ] I've peed from laughing.
[X] I've snorted while laughing.
[X] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[x] I've glued my hand to something.
[x] I've had my pants rip in public. (Won't say exactly where, but I hid it.)

Health
[x] I was born with a disease/impairment (The burden of my genius....actually, just a overly large ego.)
[x] I've gotten stitches/staples
[X] I've broken a bone (Right wrist, right pinkie/hand.)
[ ] I've had my tonsils removed.
[ ] I've sat in a doctor’s office/emergency room with a friend.
[ ] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[ ] I had a serious surgery.
[ ] I've had chicken pox. (I don't get sick, save for colds. If I say I'm sick, I'm lying.)

Traveling
[x] I've driven over 200 miles in one day. (Family road trips.)
[X] I've been on a plane.
[x] I've been to Canada.
[ ] I've been to Mexico. (It's almost like I LIVE in Mexico here! So not officially.)
[ ] I've been to Niagara Falls.
[ ] I've been to Japan. (I wanna so badly.)
[ ] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans. (Want to even more than Japan.)
[ ] I've been to Europe. (Sadly, not yet.)
[ ] I've been to Africa. (Would be schweet.)


Experiences
[x] I've gotten lost in my city. (Beacue I'm an airhead.)
[ ] I've seen a shooting star.
[ ] I've wished on a shooting star
[ ] I've seen a meteor shower. (I basically fall asleep when the stars come out.)
[x] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
[ ] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator. (I will someday.)
[x] I've kicked a guy where it hurts. (My dad and brother, plus some people at school.)
[X] I've been to a casino. (Lots in my area on Indian reservations, plus Vegas.)
[ ] I've been skydiving.
[ ] I've gone skinny dipping. (Nope. Hate water.)
[ ] I've played spin the bottle.
[ ] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour. (Does 1/2 a gallon count?)
[ ] I've crashed a car.
[ ] I've been Skiing.
[x] I've been in a play. (Elementary school.)
[ ] I've met someone in person from myspace. (I don't do MySpace.)
[x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue. (They don't taste magical like I thought.)
[ ] I've seen the Northern lights.
[ ] I've sat on a roof top at night.
[ ] I've played chicken.
[x] I've played a prank on someone. (Love to! I'm a good actress in that regard!)
[ ] I've ridden in a taxi. (I'm a germophobe.)
[ ] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[x] I've eaten sushi. (YUMMY!)
[ ] I've been snowboarding.

Relationships
[ ] I'm single.
[x] I'm in a relationship.
[ ] I'm engaged.
[ ] I'm married.
[ ] I've gone on a blind date.
[ ] I've been the dumped more than the dumper.
[x] I miss someone right now.
[x] I have a fear of abandonment.
[ ] I've gotten divorced.
[x] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[x] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
[ ] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[ ] I'... ]]> ~TheCookieThief http://TheCookieThief.deviantart.com/journal/17377338/ http://TheCookieThief.deviantart.com/journal/17377338/ Mon, 17 Mar 2008 10:46:03 PDT
GOOD GAWD WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKED UP SHIT MAN I MEAN LIKE WHAT THE HELL???!!!

Seriously, isn't today just another fuckin' excuse fo fuckin' Hallmark and Hershey's to make moke fuckin' money while people buy into materialistic crap?

In case anyone is wondering, I DID wear green (headband, button, and stripe on my Chucks) just to save my ass from getting pinched. Snickerdoodle-sensei, you poor, poor fool...

Oh yeah, back to my hatred! Uhm, yeah... so anyways, I hate how there are holidays with no meaning, like Mother's Day, etc. just so corporate zombies can boost sales. And I hate how shallow Christmas has become, it has virtually NO real meaning anymore, other than a fat-man-communist-creepy-pedophile!

Okay....I think I'm done here... oh, yeah, it's almost Easter, hell, where has the year gone? ...TTFN!

(I hate chatspeak!)

*slurps* That's some good crack, man.

]]> ~TheCookieThief http://TheCookieThief.deviantart.com/journal/17242385/ http://TheCookieThief.deviantart.com/journal/17242385/ Sat, 08 Mar 2008 15:20:39 PST
I'd type more, but I think I'll go take a shower... and pee

]]> ~TheCookieThief http://TheCookieThief.deviantart.com/journal/17115648/ http://TheCookieThief.deviantart.com/journal/17115648/ Fri, 29 Feb 2008 10:44:47 PST
Of course, it's all Snickerdoodle-sensei's fault... thanks to her, I watched American Idol last night. And I drooled over that hot flamer. Then I found out he was gay. Then, after watching Avatar on the tiny little Nano screen and listening to emo music, it was about midnight and I decided to go to bed. But I couldn't get to sleep until after 2:00AM. Then, I had dreams about the gay guy from American Idol chasing me with a gun. Therefore, I am really tired and pissed off right now.

I'd say/type even more, but the bell is about to ring... I guess y'all are saved the boredom of reading more... ta ta!

]]> ~TheCookieThief http://TheCookieThief.deviantart.com/journal/17087458/ http://TheCookieThief.deviantart.com/journal/17087458/ Wed, 27 Feb 2008 11:13:46 PST What's wrong with me? It's all my damn scanner's fault, I'm tellin' ya. It's not even compatible with my new computer, or somehting. Maybe I need to install it, but I don't know how (this from the girl who wants to be a computer engineer). So yeah, I'm skiving off doing shit in my computers class, AGAIN. I don't care, I technically only need a semester to graduate, and I got an "A" last semester, so I'm good.

]]> ~TheCookieThief http://TheCookieThief.deviantart.com/journal/13566189/ http://TheCookieThief.deviantart.com/journal/13566189/ Sun, 01 Jul 2007 16:16:15 PDT
I'd submit more if I could figure out how to do stuff with scans...cuz all I can do is scan things, then I'm lost - I can't even convert them to a file, because I'm one of those geniuses who can't do simple tasks like tie shoes or make coffee.......

That's all...time to perform cellular respiration before I die.....xD

]]> ~TheCookieThief http://TheCookieThief.deviantart.com/journal/11597955/ http://TheCookieThief.deviantart.com/journal/11597955/ Sun, 28 Jan 2007 10:06:24 PST
Au revoir, les tetes de fromage!

]]> ~TheCookieThief