http://search.deviantart.com/?q=by:TheJonin&section=today deviantART RSS for by:TheJonin en-us Copyright 2009, deviantART.com Sat, 19 Dec 2009 08:18:41 PST deviantART.com http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss http://s.deviantart.com/minish/widgets/apple-touch-icon-precomposed.png http://TheJonin.deviantart.com/journal/20100077/ http://TheJonin.deviantart.com/journal/20100077/ Fri, 22 Aug 2008 17:11:54 PDT
♥To every guy that said, "Sex CAN wait"

♥To every guy that said, "You're beautiful"

♥To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her

♥To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down.

♥To every guy who has given her flowers just because thats how he rolls

♥To every guy that said he would die for her.

♥To every guy that really would.

♥To every guy that did what she wanted to die for

♥To every guy that cried in front of her...

♥To every guy that she cried in front of...

♥To every guy that holds hands with her.

♥To every guy that kisses her with meaning..

♥To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.

♥To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.

♥To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.

♥To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.

♥To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to
see her for ten minutes

♥To every guy that would give his seat up...

♥To every guy that just wants to cuddle.

♥To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what.

♥To every guy who told his secrets to her.

♥To every guy that showed how much he cared through every word and every breath.

♥To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one.

♥To every guy that believed in her dreams.

♥To every guy that would have done anything so she could achieve them

♥To every guy that never laughed at her when she told him her dreams.

♥To every guy that walked her to her car and opened the door

♥To every guy that gave his heart.

♥To every guy who prays that she is happy even if you are not with her.

]]> ~TheJonin http://TheJonin.deviantart.com/journal/19619729/ http://TheJonin.deviantart.com/journal/19619729/ Sun, 27 Jul 2008 08:33:00 PDT
Sex: Male
Age: 17
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 112 lbs

Weakness: Thin skull.

Species: Twi-Lek
Birthdate: 2899 ABY
Homeworld: Ryloth
Languages: (in order of fluency) Twi-Lek, Twi-Lek-lekku, Basic, Huttese, Wookiespeak

Appearance: blue skin, black tattoos on lekku, green eyes.

Weapons: Single-bladed silver lightsaber

Armor: Jedi Padawan Robe
Equipment & Other: Comlink, rebreather, heavy blaster pistol

Personality:joking, smart. He knows a bit too much about things, which often gets him into trouble
Likes: Studying, the Jedi Archives
Dislikes: Flying, droids

Special Skill: Telekinesis

Occupation: Padawan Learner

Force Adept: Yes. Slightly above that of the average Padawan

Cybernetics: Bio-Antidote System

Background/History & Extra Stuff: Not much to tell. He gew up on the desert side of Ryloth until a few Jedi Knights came to evaluate the Twi-Lek children's Force Sensitivity. He was taken back with them to Coruscant at age 5.

]]> ~TheJonin http://TheJonin.deviantart.com/journal/18824624/ http://TheJonin.deviantart.com/journal/18824624/ Fri, 13 Jun 2008 16:47:50 PDT [x] You have your own room.
[x] You own a cell phone.
[x] You have an ipod/ mp3 player.
[ ] Your parents are still married.
[x] You have more than 2 best friends.
[ ] There is a swimming pool in your backyard.(how is this relevant to happiness?)
T 0 T A L: 4

[x] You dress how you want to.
[x] You hang out with friends more than once a week.
[ ] There is a computer/ laptop in your room.
[ ] You have never been beaten up.
[x] You never cry more than twice a month.
[x] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to.
[x] Your room is big enough for you.
[x] People don't use you for something you have.
[x] You have been to a concert.(again, relevancy?)
T 0 T A L: 8

[x] You don't have a myspace.(RELEVANCY?!)
[ ] Your parents let you have a myspace.
[x] You get allowance.
[x] You collect something normal.
[x] You look forward to going to school/college.
[x] You don't wish you were someone else.
[x] You play a sport.
[x] You do something after school/college.
T 0 T A L: 7

[ ] You own a car.
[x] You usually don't fight with your parents.
[x] You are happy with your appearance
[ ] You aren't self-conscious at all.
[x] You have never got a failing grade in your life.
[x] You have friends.
T 0 T A L: 4

[x] You know what is going on in the world.
[x] You care about so many people.
[x] You are happy with your life.
[x] You know more than one language.
[x] You have a screen name.
[x] You own a pet.
[x] You know the words to more than 5 songs.
[ ] You don't have any enemies
[x] You are a generally nice person.
T O T A L: 8

Grand Total: 31

Now count your numbers and multiply by three.
Then title this journal "My life is __ Happy"
then tag some people.

I TAG NO ONE! I'm an opponent of conformism.

]]> ~TheJonin http://TheJonin.deviantart.com/journal/17688105/ http://TheJonin.deviantart.com/journal/17688105/ Fri, 04 Apr 2008 18:25:17 PDT
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented?

Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?

How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?"

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

If Milli Vanilli fell in the woods, would someone else make a sound?

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racecar not called a racist?

Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why are drive-through ATM machines in braille?

Why do you drive on a parkway but park on a driveway?

What do people in China call their good plates?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you get undressed?

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have "S" in it?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth? And if there is one goose and 2 geese, why isn't there one moose, 2 meese?

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end you try first?

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here,and dr... ]]> ~TheJonin http://TheJonin.deviantart.com/journal/16789702/ http://TheJonin.deviantart.com/journal/16789702/ Fri, 08 Feb 2008 18:19:59 PST
"You're a Christian, aren't you, son?"

"Yes sir," the student says.

"So you believe in God?"

"Absolutely."

"Is God good?"

"Sure! God's good."

"Is God all-powerful? Can God do anything?"

"Yes."

"Are you good or evil?"

"The Bible says I'm evil."

The professor grins knowingly. "Aha! The Bible!" He considers for a moment. "Here's one for you. Let's say there's a sick person over here and you can cure him. You can do it. Would you help him? Would you try?"

"Yes sir, I would."

"So you're good...!"

"I wouldn't say that."

"But why not say that? You'd help a sick and maimed person if you could. Most of us would if we could. But God doesn't."

The student does not answer, so the professor continues. "He doesn't, does he? My brother was a Christian who died of cancer, even though he prayed to Jesus to heal him. How is this Jesus good? Hmmm? Can you answer that one?"

The student remains silent.

"No, you can't, can you?" the professor says. He takes a sip of water from a glass on his desk to give the student time to relax.

"Let's start again, young fella. Is God good?"

"Er...yes," the student says.

"Is Satan good?"

The student doesn't hesitate on this one. "No."

"Then where does Satan come from?"

The student falters. "From God"

"That's right. God made Satan, didn't he? Tell me, son. Is there evil in this world?"

"Yes, sir."

"Evil's everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything, correct?"

"Yes."

"So who created evil?" The professor continued, "If God created everything, then God created evil, since evil exists, and according to the principle that our works define who we are, then God is evil."

Again, the student has no answer. "Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things, do they exist in this world?"

The student squirms on his feet. "Yes."

"So who created them?"

The student does not answer again, so the professor repeats his question. "Who created them?" There is still no answer. Suddenly the lecturer breaks away to pace in front of the classroom. The class is mesmerized. "Tell me," he continues onto another student. "Do you believe in Jesus Christ, son?"

The student's voice betrays him and cracks. "Yes, professor, I do."

The old man stops pacing. "Science says you have five senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Have you ever seen Jesus?"

"No sir. I've never seen Him."

"Then tell us if you've ever heard your Jesus?"

"No, sir, I have not."

"Have you ever felt your Jesus, tasted your Jesus or smelt your Jesus? Have you ever had any sensory perception of Jesus Christ, or God for that matter?"

"No, sir, I'm afraid I haven't."

"Yet you still believe in him?"

"Yes."

"According to the rules of empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your God doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?"

"Nothing," the student replies. "I only have my faith."

"Yes, faith," the professor repeats. "And that is the problem science has with God. There is no evidence, only faith."

The student stands quietly for a moment, before asking a question of His own. "Professor, is there such thing as heat?"

"Yes," the professor replies. "There's heat."

"And is there such a thing as cold?"

"Yes, son, there's cold too."

"No sir, there isn't."

The professor turns to face the student, obviously interested. The room suddenly becomes very quiet. The student begins to explain. "You can have lots of heat, even more heat, super-heat, mega-heat, unlimited heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat, but we don't have anything called 'cold'. We can hit up to 458 degrees below zero, which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold; otherwise we would be able to go colder than the lowest -458 degrees."

"Every body or object is susceptible to study when it has or transmits energy, and heat is what makes a body or matter have or transmit energy. Absolute zero (-458 F) is the total absence of heat. You see, sir, cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat we can measure in thermal units because heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it."

Silence across the room. A pen drops... ]]> ~TheJonin http://TheJonin.deviantart.com/journal/15809360/ http://TheJonin.deviantart.com/journal/15809360/ Wed, 05 Dec 2007 15:20:30 PST
This is an rp based off Fable: the Lost Chapters video games.

1. If you haven't played the game, please don't join.
2. No yaoi
3. No yuri
4. No lemons
5. There is only one Sword of Eons and one Avo's Tear. You can't have them.
6. No godmodding. No overuse of Will powers. Everyone has a limit.
7. All except admins must have level 1 Will powers when they first join.
8. Regular members can have three chars, admins four.
9. No spamming. No llama emote, no random type over and over, no cursing over and over, and no joining and rejoining over and over again.
10. You can't have Master weapons straight out, unless you're an admin.

Chars:
Maze: TheJonin
Jack of Blades: TheJonin
Guildmaster:
Theresa:
Scarlet Robe:
Twinblade:
Briar Rose:
Whisper:
Thunder:
If I'm missing any, tell me and I'll see.

Char sheet:

Name:
*Hero Name:
Age:
Appearance:
Clothing:
*Alliance: (Good, evil.)
Weapons:
*Will powers:
History:

*Only applies to Hero characters. Bandits and others don't have these.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------

My char:

Name: Jak Rassid
*Hero Name: Stryker
Age: 18
Appearance: grey-blue eyes, black hair in Normal haircut. thin. tall. has a coron mask tattoo.
Clothing: full chainmail suit, no helmet.
*Alliance: Good
Weapons: Avo's Tear, Master Longbow
*Will powers: Multi-Arrow 4, Divine Wrath 3, Fireball 6, Lightning 5, Assassin Rush 4
History: Grew up in Bowerstone South. When he was 13 he ran away from his cruel and abusive parents to the Guild of Heroes. The Guildmaster took hikm under his wing and trained him to be a Hero. He will take over when theGuildmaster retires or dies.

]]> ~TheJonin http://TheJonin.deviantart.com/journal/15524381/ http://TheJonin.deviantart.com/journal/15524381/ Thu, 15 Nov 2007 17:58:07 PST
1. Don't come in here knowing nothing fo the subject. I've run intot his before and it's annoying as hell.
2. You can't be a full god.
3. For heaven's sake, no godmodding! Honestly. It's annoying. This may be difficult, given the subject matter, so I'll be slightly more lenient than I usually would.
4. No yaoi. It's disgusts me.
5. No yuri. Ditto.
6. No lemons. People are here to rp, not watch you make love in text form.
7. Have fun.

Char Sheet:

Name:
Age:
Gender:
Species (Human, Demigod, satyr, centaur, etc. Run all new races by me.):
Appearance:
God parent (only applies to demigods):
Abilities:
History (optional):

My char:

Name: Tad MacLean
Age: 14
Gender: Male
Species: Demigod
Appearance: white hair, gray-ish eyes, tall, thin, wears glasses. usually wears a hoodie and jeans. talks in an irish accent.
God parent: Athena, Goddes of wisdom
Abilities: he is a genius. basically that's all he's got going for him.

]]> ~TheJonin http://TheJonin.deviantart.com/journal/15203686/ http://TheJonin.deviantart.com/journal/15203686/ Wed, 24 Oct 2007 15:11:50 PDT
1. No godmodding. Godmodding is maing your character unbeatable in some way, shape, or form.
2. You may invent Force powers, but run them by a High Commander first.
3. Ho one can be connected directly to a main character. We can't have Obi-Wan having dozens of illegitimate children or somehting.
4. no yaoi.
5. No yuri.
6. Have fun.
7. Rps can only take place in the Clone Wars and Order 66 eras.
8. You may be a Jedi, but you must start out as a Padawan.
9. You may have two characters.

Char Sheet:

Name:
Age:
Species (no cross-breeds, please.):
Alliance (Republic, Seperatists):
Appearance:
Weapon:
Other:
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Name: Thoran Rul
Age: 27
Species: Twi-Lek
Alliance: Republic
Appearance: Blue skin with black tatoos on head tail, blue eyes, jedi Master cloak
Weapon: silver lightsaber
Other: Is a Jedi Master, though not on the council.

]]> ~TheJonin http://TheJonin.deviantart.com/journal/14926204/ http://TheJonin.deviantart.com/journal/14926204/ Fri, 05 Oct 2007 12:08:21 PDT
Name:
Age:
Gender:
Deck (waht kind of skateboard you have):
Sponsor: (you have to earn one of these)
Manager:

Here's mine:

Name: Jake Rolen
Age: 18
Gender: Male
Deck: Flip black Sorry
Sponsor: none. he's a manager.
Manager: err.....himself?

]]> ~TheJonin http://TheJonin.deviantart.com/journal/13484270/ http://TheJonin.deviantart.com/journal/13484270/ Mon, 25 Jun 2007 11:06:08 PDT
[link]
This is Ultimate Marvel.


Rules:

1: Sorry, but no OCs allowed. Only characters from the comics.
2: Stick to the pairings described in the comics. Eg: PeterxMary Jane, ScottxJean, etc. No yaoi or yuri.
3: No godmodding. This is killing a character in an rp without giving them a chance to fight back or abilities that can destroy half/whole world. Therefore Galactus is not allowed.
4: use brackets when not rping. these are brackets: ([{}])
5: This place is for fun. If you have any problems, run it by me or an admin.
6: Don't drag your emoness, your woes, your drama in here. This is an RP ROOM.


Char List:

Spider-Man:

Spidey: TheJonin
Mary Jane:
Venom:
Green Goblin:
Hobgoblin:
Dr. Octopus:
Shocker:
Electro:
Sandman:
Rhino:
Carnage:
Kraven the Hunter:

X-Men:

Wolverine: TheJonin
Cyclops: Haseo2
Nightcrawler: Hydrange
Jean Grey:
Colussus:
Iceman: blackknightroxas
Rogue:
Storm:
Prof. Xavier: TheJonin
Beast:

Brotherhood of Evil Mutants:

Mystique:
Pyro:
Spyke:
Quicksilver:
Magneto:
Juggernaut:

Fantastic Four:

Reed Richards: TheJonin
Johnny Storm: Haseo2
Sue Storm:
Ben Grimm: blackknightroxas
Victor Von Doom:

Asgardians:

Thor: Haseo2
Odin:

Avengers:

Captain America:
Iron Man:
Black Panther:
Hulk:

Tales to Stupefy:
Dr. Strange: TheJonin
Daredevil:
Elektra:
The Punisher:
The Silver Surfer: blackknightroxas

Note: There is a limit of three chras per person, except admin, who can have five.

]]> ~TheJonin http://TheJonin.deviantart.com/journal/13291790/ http://TheJonin.deviantart.com/journal/13291790/ Sun, 10 Jun 2007 15:00:16 PDT
2.) Are we good friends?

3.) Do you like me?

4.) Am I sweet?

5.) Am I crazy?

6.) Am I funny?

7.) Am I annoying?

8.) A good person?

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Would you?

9.) Hug me if I cried ?

10.) Be a good friend?

11.) Listen to my problems?

12.) Miss me if I left?

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Few Questions...

13.) What do you like about me?

14.) What do you hate about me?

15.) If I were in trouble, would you help me?: in a

16.) Do you think I am a good friend?

17.) If I were to die tomorrow, what would you say/do?:


~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Last questions...

18.) Who are you?

19.) What's the most happy thing that has happen to you?


20.) Will you put this in your journal so I can answer these questions about you?

]]> ~TheJonin http://TheJonin.deviantart.com/journal/10927507/ http://TheJonin.deviantart.com/journal/10927507/ Sat, 02 Dec 2006 17:02:18 PST Name backwards: Nagol
Gender: I'm a dude!!!!
Age: 17
Nationality: Ireland
Describe your....
Room: My own private space....NO TOUCHY!!!
Car: Don't got one.....I have a skateboard though!!!
Computer: Lagging.....DAMMIT!!!
What is....
Your greatest fear? That I will die alone and with no friends.
Your most embarrassing moment? Uh..........
Your greatest prank? Ooh, which one to pick.....
Your best friend(s)? Well on DA, the's Tsuki--Sama, nicaranime, DarkWolf1120, super-saiyan-matt, fangelchild...... (ive met most of these really cool people here: [link]

]]> ~TheJonin http://TheJonin.deviantart.com/journal/10809451/ http://TheJonin.deviantart.com/journal/10809451/ Wed, 22 Nov 2006 09:35:20 PST Who rules? I do! Who beat the living crap outta Sephiroth? I did!

]]> ~TheJonin