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                <title>Believe in you, who believes in yourself</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 29 Mar 2008 19:15:07 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Since my last journal entry is older than Larry King, I decided to update and talk about various things incoherently. <br /><br />Blu Oyster Cult<br />1. WOW<br />2. SPLUTTER<br />3. DIES HAPPY<br />4. Im going to marry Rudy Sarzo<br />5. That one part where everyone disapeered and then came back on for epic solos was one of the definitive momments of my life<br />6. AS WAS WHEN THEY PLAYED THE OPENING RIFT TO DONT FEAR THE REAPER<br />7. OH NO!<br />8. THERE GOES TOKYO!<br />9. Blue beard, sparkley gay stoner, uber fan chick, crazy security gaurd and that one guy who punched my head should all have a sitcom.<br />10. BOC would be the soundtrack<br /><br />Wathcing Vertigo in honor of the 50th aniversery <br />1. I never relaized how funny that movie is<br />2. Or how campy Kim Novak is <br />3. At the castro theater in SF they were showing it, so I went on their website and OH MY GOODNESS that theater has the most delicious double features. The Great Escape and the Magnificent Seven? Thats like, peanut butter and bananas!<br /><br />TENGEN TOPPA GURREN LAGGAN<br /><br />MEGAN<br />I HATE YOU<br />I NOW LOVE THIS SHOW <br />DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH TIME I WILL WASTE WATCHING IT<br />GOSH<br />AND I MAY HAVE TO QUOTE IT TO EXCESS, AS EVIDENCED BY THE TITLE OF THIS JOURNAL<br /><br />Misc<br />Brawl is craaaaaaazy fun<br />Sean is in a bottle<br />Strawberry pocky is good on slanty benches<br />Ropy sea creatures were the first things to get jiggy with it<br />Me and megan should not have acess to photoshop <br /><br />By the way, <a href="http://graachan.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/g/r/graachan.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":icongraachan:" title="graachan"/></a> is coming to stay with me this summer! Callooh! Callay!'<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~TheNarwhalQueen</author>
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                <title>Everyone Else Is Doing It, Why Can't We?</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 08 Aug 2007 10:41:59 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Since everyone has been having this huge journal orgy, I've decided to contribute. I was going to dump all the Hawaii-esque poetry I wrote at the University, but I lost all of it <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/frown.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":(" title=":( (Sad)" /> Oh well. I HAS GONE SHOPPING FOR THE REOPENING OF THE CLOUD OF DOOM THAT IS THE ESTABLISHMENT OF SCHOOL and I got this shirt that screams Kayla. Seriously. I was in the store and the shirt was all like<br />
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SHirt: KAYLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!<br />
Me: Actually, it's Anebel, but whatever.<br />
<br />
Its a tie dye tank with balck peace signs. YAH I KNOW RIGHT. AWESOME CUBED TO THE POWER OF RUBIX MUTIPLYED BY PI. So yah. Here's Anebel's current obsessions. <br />
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BANDS THAT START WITH M: Muse, Metric, my Chemical Romance, MXPX, Motion City Soundtrack<br />
THE HEADBANDS I GOT FOR MY BIRTHDAY<br />
RICE CAKES- I'm eating my second one today right now... I CAN'T STOP. I NEED INTERVENTION. <br />
The Deathly Hallows: Or rather, the last five chapters. I KEEP READING THEM< BUT I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S OVER. <br />
Patroclus and Achilles. They were gay lovers. Don't even deny it. DON'T EVEN.<br />
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SO yah. O. EVERYONE GO MAKE FRIEND WITH GRACE. Her DA name is Graachan. Shes my Alaskan pantless hero. Psssst, Grace; our favorite show is on youtube <a href="http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=spiderman+the+new+animated+series">[link]</a> LOL VASTA VINDANYA BITCH<br />
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Thanks for reading my ramblings!  Ustedes les amo!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~TheNarwhalQueen</author>
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                <title>Update!</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2007 20:20:20 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Chincha The Thrid wanted me to update...so here it is!<br />
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Today I learned how to drive a stick shift. I was a bit nervous at first, but after the car ceased to explode when I turned it on, I felt better. It was actually quite fun. I less than three stickshifts. They're such the best. <br />
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~ <br />
YOU KNOW WHAT. I THNIK I JUST MIGHT NEED TO GET THE ENTIRETY OF EAST WINDS ENSEMBLES ALBUM. I GET THE WARM FUZZIES WHENEVER I LISTEN TO THEIR SONGS. <br />
~<br />
Scene from Blood Canticle that had me falling off my seat in laughter:<br />
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GAY TALTOS GUY WITH HIS FINGERS PAINTED BLUE: Retarded vampires! I'm not a person! Go eat some Mexicans!<br />
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. <br />
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And another scene from Blood Canticle<br />
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Lestat: Mona, get your slut dress off and we can go rescue your baby.<br />
Mona: OMG LESTAT U R LYKE SO MEAN 2 ME!!!!!!!!! U TREAT ME LIKE I'M A 5 YR PORN STAR I HATES U 4EVR!!!!!!!!!!!!! *RUNS OUTSIDE TO CRY*<br />
Lestat: GET OFF MY PROPERTY YOU PMS HO!<br />
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I love this book. It's like something a crazed fan would write while they were on crack. <br />
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~ <br />
Reminiscence is like an evanescent castle caresses softly by a breeze. <br />
<br />
~<br />
ROBERT CECIL SUCKS. WALTER RALEIGH IS AWESOME AND DEVEREUX IS JUST...DEVEREUX.<br />
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~<br />
ANTI URBAN REVOLUTION! VIVA NUNAVUT! <br />
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Peace out.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~TheNarwhalQueen</author>
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                <title>Dear Watchers,</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 10 Apr 2007 19:00:20 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Hey my rockalious people. Necesito advice. To begin with, I need to figure out a poem to submit for publication in the school magazine. Secondly, i need to figure out a poem to sen din for publication in an actual magazine. And lastly, i need a song/TV show episode/music video/short film to get on iTunes. So, if ya'll could just reply with a comment thats all like<br />
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1. Poem for school<br />
2. Poem for magazine<br />
3. iTunes-rific purchase<br />
<br />
Okay! LOVE YOU ALL TO THE RIVER STYX AND BACK!<br />
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-Her Majesty the Narwhal Queen<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~TheNarwhalQueen</author>
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                <title>Posthumous Play viewing...WTF?</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 31 Mar 2007 17:48:13 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So, as you may or may not know, i am writing the diary of one my many dead boyfriends, Robert Deveraux. As i was searching for things to write entries on, i came across a book which mentioned that ROBERT DEVERAUX, THE 2ND ERAL OF ESSEX MOST DEFINATLY ATTENED A PERFORMANCE OF TWELFTH NIGH BY SHAKESPEARE. <br />
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Me: Sounds cool! <br />
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Unfortunatly, the book did not provide a date. So, i looked online and here's what i found:<br />
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Shakespeare wrote Twelfth Night in 1600 or 1601. Just so you know, in those years, Deveraux was<br />
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1600: Out of favor witht he Queen and under house arrest.<br />
1601: BEHEADED<br />
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Twelfth Night was preformed on February 2nd, 1602, by which time Deveraux was quite dead, which, as far as I'm aware, hinders one from attending theatre preformances. <br />
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So, instead of doing two minutes of research, the author of said book was a lazy bum. <br />
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Stupid medicore history writers.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~TheNarwhalQueen</author>
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                <title> I'll stop procrastinating tomorrow.</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 20 Mar 2007 19:25:30 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Okay guys! I just thought I'd do a little self-pimping and talk of about stuff that I'm writing.<br />
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In Progress:<br />
 A super duper long poem, in multiple languages. It's called Goodbye, Cubeland!: Shades of Orange. For serious guys, this thing is a biggie. <br />
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Me: Computer! Tell me the word count of this poem!<br />
Computer: ITS OVER NIIIIIIIIIIINE THOUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAANNNNNDDDD!!!!!!!!!<br />
ME: OVER NINE THOUSAND?!?!?!?!?!?<br />
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And, this poem is the prelude to an extra special, super secret project of which I shall not speak. <br />
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Stuff I TOTALLY AM WORKING ON... IN MY MIND.<br />
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HOT THIS: I have the chorus down, and like two verses. <br />
Chinca The Thrid's Murder Mystery: It's based of a Far-Side comic and called Murder at Butler Convention. Shlee, Becca, it's not the one i wrote in thrid grade. OR IS IT?!?!?<br />
"Others": It's a short story. Twilight Zone-ish.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~TheNarwhalQueen</author>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 13 Mar 2007 20:20:53 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ HEY MY MACHO NACHOS. I HAVE A PROPOSITION. YOU TELL ME TO WRITE SOMETHING FOR YOU AND I"ll TELL YOU TO DRAW/PHOTGRAPH/WRITE ME SOMETHING IN RETURN.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~TheNarwhalQueen</author>
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