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Economics should be a much bigger chapter, because we actually NEED to learn it. It'll prevent us from making many mistakes people make today (like believe that a credit card is an endless source of moolah)... Instead, I'm sitting here, not learning how to mathematically draw a fucking line. Indeed.

I watched some Mass Effect previews and shit, but there's no more content to view, so I'm here.

Anyways:

From this day forward, I will post weekly shit. So, my deadline every week is Friday, but I'll upload shit when it's done, so it might come up sooner. As for now, I'm going to work on Angry Anime Critic, and I'll try and get one review up a month (as alot of animes are 26 episodes or more, meaning I have alot of anime to watch before I'm actually done... besides, I can only handle so much animu.)

So, today, I'll start working on some other stuff, and probably write some Deadsh!ts aswell. Keep your eyes out.

Fuck math.

]]> ~TheRandomnessDude http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/28290888/ http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/28290888/ Wed, 11 Nov 2009 11:30:19 PST
Also downloaded Addicted (Dev gave me permission to, but he said that if I like it, I should buy it.) and my fucking EARS, it's amazing. It's happy, upbeat, epic, and really nice to listen to. Not a single track I don't like on it, and I'm in the process of learning the songs I like the most.

And I'm going to see Devin Townsend in January! FUCK YEAH!

]]> ~TheRandomnessDude http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/27593095/ http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/27593095/ Mon, 05 Oct 2009 08:34:17 PDT
Deadsh!ts is going good, but as stated; I'm taking my time on it. I'm guessing that I might finish up the first chapter by the end of the week. It all depends on if I get swamped at school or not. I also have another writing project that I wanna do, but it'll have to wait till I'm done with Deadsh!ts. I'm also getting to draw comic covers for each Act, which will be awesome (and hopefully turn into a full-fledged comic one day.)

I'm working on a game with my friend Jens, which currently is in the pre-production stages. It's based off a pretty awesome dream I had, and I'm currently working on writing out the characters and plot. I'll update this when I've gotten enough of a basis to really show anything. The game is planned to be a Survival Horror FPS (First Person Shooter). The title? "No Rest". Alternative title is "Insomnia".

So, I've been mixing a bit on my porno music, and I'm gonna add another song before I send it off into the asshole of the internet. I'm also considering making 3 songs about sexual deviation, as I've already written a song about a romance with a rapist and pedophilia.

I've had a series of really really awesome dreams for the past week, where one of the awesome shit I did (ONE, I did shitloads of Metal-as-Adamantium balls-outery) was shoot Hannah Montana in the face from an airborne sportscar spinning around (not barrel-rolling; spinning around.), walk out of the sportscar, piss into the bullethole in her forehead and sing "Bang bang, he shot me down etc."

I couldn't sleep last night, so I decided to skip today and sleep. That reminds me that I gotta ask my friends what I missed today. If someone had a birthday and there was cake, I'm gonna kick someone so hard in the stomach that their cake comes out both ways. D: <

Alright, so all of you know I'm a huge Devyhead, and so, I've listened to the preview of Addicted; Sounding like a must buy album, really. Also, Full Metal Jackie aired the title track, and someone captured it and put it on Youtube: [link]

Sounding very very good. I know I'm ADDICTED. (HURR HURR)

Also, you all forgot to wake up the emo kid. (Wake Me Up When September Ends)

]]> ~TheRandomnessDude http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/27451334/ http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/27451334/ Sun, 27 Sep 2009 14:58:56 PDT
Now, I got tagged by ~Zhen-10 and so, Music meme!

Band Meme


Here are the rules:
* Choose a singer/band/group.
* Answer using ONLY titles of songs by that singer/band/group.


1. Are you male or female?
"Omnidimensional Creator"

2. Describe yourself.
"Shitstorm"

3. What do you feel around people?
"You Suck"

4. How would you describe your previous relationship?
"Wrong Side"

5. Describe your current relationship.
"Deep Peace"

6. Where would you want to be now?
(In a) "Soul Driven Cadillac"

7. How do you feel about love?
"Noisy Pink Bubbles"

8. What's your life like?
"Sunshine and Happiness"

9. What would you ask for if you had only one wish?
"Slow me down"

10. Say something wise.
"Ziltoidia Attaxx!!!"

I tag you and your psychiatrist, and Bob Dole.

]]> ~TheRandomnessDude http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/26955899/ http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/26955899/ Tue, 01 Sep 2009 11:39:11 PDT
Alma from F.E.A.R. VS Jackie Estacado from The Darkness. Whoever wins, I'll scream like a hysterically crying schoolgirl with her first menstrual pains and her father's dick in her eye. Possibly in a basement.

We got Macbook Pros today from school, and to be perfectly honest; Macs are only good for media work. Even then, they're more or less the same as PCs. The rest is either just as good, or sub-par. The whole premise of a Mac is that it's "easy".. AKA, the userbase are fucking morons. Also, it "just works".. Explain why you have a helpdesk, motherfuckers!

Jockstrap hats all around. Now make a meal of your asshole, you sonofabitch.

I'm currently working on Deadsh!ts, which is one of my writing projects I'm trying to make a comic out of. I might even make it my In-Depth Project when that time comes around. Punchline is the protagonist of Deadsh!ts, just so you know. Also, full title is: "Deadsh!ts: Pop My Cherry" I'm actually pretty excited about the project, and it's the biggest writing project I've done, and I plan on finishing this one. Already got a sequel planned. Lovers of sex, blood, violence, dark humor and insanity, keep an eye out for Deadsh!ts.

My cellphone is awfully girly. But still, it has an MSN client and Opera Mini (web browser) on it, so I's gewd.

Started working on my music again, but alot less than I did during the summer and some time before that. Just casually working an hour or two. Also, my porno music is getting close to the final mixing stages.

Devin Townsend's "Addicted" is coming out before year's end.

Going to devote this Saturday to finishing up Neon Genesis Evangelion, and that includes my notes for it. So, if I do actually finish it up this Saturday, I'll start posting some notes on Monday, while working on my full written review for it.

How does one organize their gallery? I think mine needs a spit-shine.

We currently have Photo Technique in school, which is pretty fucking boring. It's good to know, but boring nonetheless. Photography really isn't my thing. Also, in my class, there's a running gag that no one has managed to get a normal snapshot of me, as I always make a face.

Mike Patton/Devin Townsend tag team would be dreamy. Too bad Patton isn't interested in working with Townsend.

And finally; WET, a stylized third person shooter, seems pretty fun. I tested the demo, and it plays, feels and sounds like a Quentin Tarantino movie. Lots of overexagerrated blood, acrobatics and bullet time. The only problem I have is that most of the REALLY cool shit is scripted, thus like an action movie, is only interesting the first few times you see it. Rage Mode was actually really cool, with stylized colors and even more over-the-top action. This is definitely a rental.. Too bad we can't fuckin' rent games in Norway.

]]> ~TheRandomnessDude http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/26332012/ http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/26332012/ Sun, 02 Aug 2009 06:28:00 PDT
Yeah, today's my glorious day of birth, and now I'm 17. Birthdays never really made sense to me, as being born isn't the hugest feat in the world.

"Yeah, you know JFK? I shot him."
"Well that's impressive, but I got BORN!"

Yeah.. No. Nevertheless, celebrating MY birthday makes shitload of sense, 'cause I'm me 'n all. Yeah. xD
I don't feel 17 either, but I've never really felt my age, think it has to do with that short and wise old guy with a 5 foot mustache I keep channeling to spout wisdom. xD

Anyways, chainsaws are mandatory.

]]> ~TheRandomnessDude http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/25827727/ http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/25827727/ Wed, 08 Jul 2009 21:55:00 PDT
Done? Alright duuude, check out these gnarly ass ideas:

- I'm planning on reviewing, or rather, ranting about stupid ass animes. It's not good for my heart, but I'm at my funny-peak when I'm enraged. If I were to review anime, I dunno if it would be an actual review, or just a constant stream of thoughts and shit. Please, animetards: Give me ideas on how to ruin your beloved animations. Tell me what animes you think suck, and shit. Also, keep it at a rather short length; I'm not gonna try and review Naruto yet. It might kill me, or make me so insane that I become normal.

- Writing projects! I have tons of ideas for some literary work, but I always end up half-way ditching them along the way. Two of the main projects I wanna write are too fucking complicated to explain without completely spoiling everything, but one of them is actually about the little community of people I've befriended here on dA. A crackpot tale of the people I like going off on some whacky adventure, filled with Bird-esque humour, chainsaws, and possibly Vin-fucking-Diesel. Feedback on this idea? Do you guys want a story written about you to fulfill your ever-hungry egos? I know I do!

- VIDEO projects! I'm thinking on making a short Bag-Man miniseries, to kinda get a bit of the goofy humor out of me and into something other than music. That means I'll have to write a script an' shit, not that I mind. I know how to do it, I'm kickass. So, if I am going to make a Bag-Man miniseries, I'm thinking of using my awesome school to my advantage and get professional gear to do it with, so that you guys can enjoy my genius retardedness in full technicolor!

- Reviews! I should get to work on some more reviews. I don't know if you guys know, but I wrote shitloads of articles for [link] , a Norwegian magazine (well, that's a webpage. HURR HURR.) Haven't been there in forever, so I dunno how many they've put out. What would you guys prefer I review? Games or music? I'm probably gonna do both, but I wanna know where the pressure's at so I can crank out some shit.

- Webcomics? I tried to launch and maintain one last year with someone, but personal shit got in the way. I probably won't do this, considering that I haven't drawn anything in fucking ages (Good luck on drawing shit topping Demonic Jackie, shitcunt!) but if someone's interested in making a webcomic with me, let me know. I need to get some creative work up and running with other people aswell, since I'm the only fucking guy WORKING on our band's album. Railroad douchebags.


So, it's time to get to work on some stuff other than music. Yes, that means it'll take longer for "Antithesis" and "Let The Dying Begin" to finish up, but shush. I need to let my creativity flow in other ways too. Please, gimme some feedback on this, so I know what you guys want me to do the most.

]]> ~TheRandomnessDude http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/25758153/ http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/25758153/ Sun, 05 Jul 2009 17:15:11 PDT
I've listened through what I have so far on Antithesis, and the album freaks me out. In a good way. So, I'm taking a break on working on it to dwelve deeper into Let The Dying Begin, and finally get around to recording the 3 porno songs I've written. Yes, I'm recording porno music, but not for an actual porno.

Also, going to update my recording software, so getting adjusted will take some time.

Last, but not least, I'm thinking up ideas for a short-novel.

]]> ~TheRandomnessDude http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/25744572/ http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/25744572/ Sat, 04 Jul 2009 23:25:04 PDT
I guess it opened my eyes to things, though. And, it'll make me stronger. But, just as this liberated me, it also made a part of me die inside.

]]> ~TheRandomnessDude http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/25718322/ http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/25718322/ Fri, 03 Jul 2009 15:02:36 PDT
I don't really care, but just felt like I had to post this. Be fake, be honest, whatever. Internets no seriouse buznuz.

]]> ~TheRandomnessDude http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/25678342/ http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/25678342/ Wed, 01 Jul 2009 16:54:08 PDT
I'm gonna piss napalm, and shit success. 8D

]]> ~TheRandomnessDude http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/25506684/ http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/25506684/ Tue, 23 Jun 2009 23:01:20 PDT

Something is very very wrong with this day, dear watchers. It feels like Death is throwing me a bone before I collapse from exhaustion or spontaniously combust.

I'm watching you, good day. With my own two peepers.

Update: I wrote a short song, in occasion of this weird phenomenon. Keep in mind that I basically wrote this as I went along, and because today's so awesome, I don't feel like polishing it one bit.

I'm in a very good mood
everything's right
I even got some food
Everything's just swell
Even though I know I'm going to Hell

Life just keeps handing me lemons
That I chuck, chuck, chuck at the people below
I laugh in your face, starving African boy
'Cause today I'm feeling rather mellow

I'm fine

The sun's in the sky
I'm having a great time
No, it's not a lie
I actually got up around 6:30 AM
I think it might be cancer
Or a buttprobing from an alien

I'm fine, 'cause

Life just keeps handing me lemons
That I squash, squash, squash and turn into goo
And now I'm sitting here infront of the TV
Watching old reruns of Scooby Doo

I'm really doing fine, people

The store opens up, I'm about to go there
But first I gotta coam my own hair
Being a Metalhead sucks in that area
But today I do not care
I'll coam till I bleed out of there

Life just keeps handing me lemons
That I throw, throw, throw at wheelchair-bound kids
And now I'm running around with a pair of pliers (Spelling?)
Removing old people's eyelids

I'm doing finer than fine, I'm doing bag-tastic!

I'm feeling fine today
Feel like I could walk for miles
Just to see you smile
Feel like I could fly to an isle
And become the leader of a cannibal tribe
I'm definitely feeling the vibe

I'm fine!

(C:ENTER:### = See colon, enter colon, pound pound pound xDDD)

(Infinity is impossible for the human mind to grasp. Kinda funny that all of you that have tried to imagine it have finally met a barrier of the mind, a roadblock you cannot get past.)

]]> ~TheRandomnessDude http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/25471573/ http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/25471573/ Mon, 22 Jun 2009 10:52:42 PDT
Just thought I'd show you guys a commercial we made in Media class in May, when we had our Commercial period. We made it for glasses. If I've shown it before, I don't care. xDD

[link]

The female voice says "If he had glasses.. He wouldn't see wrong." (That somewhat of a direct translation, but you all get it after seeing the commercial.

Also, I want all of you to try and imagine infinity.

]]> ~TheRandomnessDude http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/25344495/ http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/25344495/ Tue, 16 Jun 2009 05:24:18 PDT
What would you do if...
I cried: Tell myself to nut the hell up
I committed suicide: I can't die. Not until I've invented the robo-philosoraptor.
I said I liked you: I know I like me.
I kissed you: Film myself kissing my own face and become an international cash cow freakshow. xD
I lived next door to you: I'd tell myself to get the fuck out of the neighbour's house, I live *here*
I died: Respawn, plx.
I was afraid: Tell myself to nut the hell up, again.
I started smoking: Split my personality into two fragments. Tom, the bad boy douchebag who smokes, and Tom, the bad boy douchebag who doesn't smoke. Yeah. xD
I stole something: Eat it.
I were hospitalized: Entertain myself by talking.. To myself. Well, as they say; I'm my own best audience! 8D
I ran away: Mentally punch myself for not packing lightly.
I got in a fight and you were there: I'd fight, duh. xD

What do you think about my?...
Personality: I am the greatest thing to happen since the Elvis Syndrome (You know - when you have so much money that you have to go to the STORE to find out what you want to buy. xD)
Eyes: My eyes are awesome.
Face: My face is awesome.
Hair: My hair is AWESOME. IT'S METAL, AND SOFT, AND WAVY, AND SIMPLY GODLIKE. 8D
Clothes: My clothes are comfy. 8D
Voice: My talking voice is so-so, but my singing voice is good enough to pull off some crazy shit.
Humor: Retarded-with-intelligent-undertones. xD
Choice of music: Completely and utterly genius.
Mannerisms: British xD
Family: They be OK, I guess.
Friends: Same as above. xD

Would You?...
Be my friend: No, I'd be my lover. xD
Tell me the truth, No matter what: Hard to hide the truth from myself. xD
Lie to make me feel better: Yeah, doesn't work that way. xD
Spread rumors about me: If they were something along the lines of "I could set Vin Diesel's non-existant hair on fire", then yeah.
Keep a secret if I told you one: Sure? xD
Loan me some cash If i needed it: "Hey me, I need cash." "How much do you need, me?" "Oh, I forgot, we're the same fucking person."
Hold my hand: No, that'd be gay, and I'd get the cooties.
Take a bullet for me: Fuck no. xD
Keep in touch: Kinda hard not to. xD
Try and solve my problems: No one else will. xD
Love me: Already do, baby <3
Love me for who I am: Yus <333

[1] Who are you? I'm ME! 8D
[2] Are we friends? I hope to Lee we are. xD
[3] When and how did we meet? Day of conception, I guess. xD
[4] How have I affected you? All I am is all I am.
[5] What do you think of me? I'm AWESOME! 8D
[6] What's the fondest memory you have of me? Too many to count.. We've been through some crazy shit together. xD
[7] How long do you think we will be friends or enemies? Until we die. xD
[8] Do you love me? Yus.
[9] Have I ever hurt you? Yus.
[10] Would you hug me? Yus.
[11] Would you kiss me? Yus
[12] Are we close? Yus
[13] Emotionally, what stands out? Everything. xD
[14] Do you wish I was cooler? Nah.
[15] On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I? 0
[16] Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. The New Flesh. 'Cause I fucking feel like it.
[17] Am I loveable? Oh, so very lovable
[18] How long have you known me? Since the day I was created
[19] Describe me in one word: God
[20] What was your first impression? "I need a refund, this body's too small. And squishy."
[21] Do you still think that way about me now? No, apparently, bodies grow. 8D
[22] What do you think my weakness is? Won't tell.
[23] Do you think I'll get married? Hope I will. xD
[24] What about me makes you happy? Everything. xD
[25] What about me makes you sad? Everything. xD
[26] What reminds you of me? The mirror. xD
[27] What's something you would change about me? Hahah, nothing. <3
[28] How well do you know me? Inside-out, my friend.
[29] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? Again: I can't hide thoughts from myself.
[30] Do you think I would kill someone? Yup-
[31] Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you? Nah, I already know.

Now like, fill this out, except like, talk about me. Yah. Cool.

]]> ~TheRandomnessDude http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/25327658/ http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/25327658/ Mon, 15 Jun 2009 11:39:21 PDT
Anyways, I got tagged by

1. THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Bag-Man
2. Tom
3. Birdman

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU'VE HAD:
1. Birdman
2. PsYcHoHuNtEr (It was in grade school, was my Runescape account. Saddest thing about Nerdscape was that some of my friends were playing it in like, the 8th grade. xD)
3. Evolution

THREE THINGS YOU'VE DONE IN THE LAST 33 MINUTES:
1. Scratched my balls
2. Commited cow-genocide (BBQ FTW)
3. Played Prototype

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Everything
2. Completely everything
3. Absolutely everything

THREE THINGS YOU DISLIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Nothing
2. Completely nothing
3. Absolutely nothing

THREE PARTS OF YOUR ORIGINS:
1. Israeli
2. Norwegian
3. I think I got some French in me too. Sacre Bleu!

THREE THINGS YOU'RE AFRAID OF:
1. Bag-Man fears nothing.
2. Except recycling bins.
3. And tortilla rocket launchers.

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. Camo cargopants, they're like grey, not green.
2. Strapping Young Lad t-shirt
3. Some skate shoes from Etnies

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Food
2. Bed
3. Entertainment

THREE IMPORTANT OBJECTS:
1. Guitar
2. Intarwebz
3. Cellphone

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS:
1. Strapping Young Lad
2. Devin Townsend (and Devin Townsend band)
3. Tomahawk

THREE WAYS TO BE HAPPY:
1. Eat good food
2. Kick people in the corneas
3. Be atleast 1/3 as Metal as me! 8D

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
1. Ki - Devin Townsend Project
2. Millennium - Fear Factory
3. Famine Sector - Meathook Seed

THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
1. Vampire hunting (I'm coming for you, pansy glitter boy.)
2. Get revealing nudies of Hannah-No-Tits-Montana and singlehandedly make the bitch spiral down into a failing career involving meth and taking it up the ass by some AIDS-ridden producer who's jacked on coke.
3.Shoot caffeine straight into my veins.

THREE THINGS YOU REGRET:
1. Not going to bed at a normal time last night
2. Not taking up Riverdancing (Shit would be awesome to show off. xDDDD)
3. Eating too much fucking candy.

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1.
2. Loyalty
3. Money xD

THREE IMPORTANT THINGS YOU'VE GIVEN TO THE WORLD:
1. My genius
2. My talents
3. My appearance
(4. A viral outbreak that will turn everybody into smurfs jacked on Heart Attack Soda.. It's HeartAttackular!)

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in order):
1. My neck hurts
2. I'm not too fond of my name (I think something along 'Fightmaster' or 'El Deuce' would be more suiting. xD)
3. I can break wind like a lion on brown beans.
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX:
1. Eyes
2. Tits/Ass
3. Smile

THREE EMOTIONAL THINGS YOU LIKE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX:
1. Confidence
2. Intelligence
3. Laid-backness. xD

THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1. KNIT. I TRY, AND I TRY, AND I TRY, BUT EVERY TIME, I'M SO FUCKING CLOSE TO POKING MY EARDRUMS AND FILLING MY SKULL UP WITH CHLORINE.
2. Lick my elbow
3. Dance like a Russian

THREE THINGS YOU MISS FROM YOUR PAST:
1. Simplicity
2. Batman: The Animated Series
3. Bruce Lee

THREE GIFTS YOU WOULD LIKE TO RECEIVE:
1. A Gaskell Explorer Classic in black with a white pickguard and Gibson humbucker pickups.
2. Nano-augmentation/genetic augmentation.
3. I'd really like something to drink right now.

THREE REASONS WHY YOU ARE WHO YOU ARE:
1. Upbringing.
2. Surroundings.
3. Batman

THREE OF YOU YOUR FAVOURITE HOBBIES:
1. Playing guitar
2. Skating
3. Writing

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Jump out of an airplane, followed by Soviet Cyborg Ninja Assassins, and we'd like, fill eachother with lead in the air 'n shit.
2. Scratch my mosquito bite
3. Assassinate Obama. (Don't hate the guy, but Jesus, Think of the lulz! xD)

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. Commercial
2. Journalist
3. Ultimate Survivalist Badass ala Albert Johnson (Canadia people will get this one)

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO FOR HOLIDAY:
1. US
2. Mars
3. Area-51

THREE CARTOON CHARACTERS:
1. Deadpool
2. Dr. Rockzo
3. He does Cocaine

THREE BOY’S NAMES:
1.... ]]> ~TheRandomnessDude http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/25231529/ http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/25231529/ Wed, 10 Jun 2009 08:28:35 PDT [link] one of the most hilarious webcomics I've read in a while. It's Dr. McNinja, he's a doctor who is also a ninja! 8D

School's over soon, ends on the 19th. I wonder if I'll get accepted into the same school next year. If not, I'll have to get up earlier to head out to whatever God forsaken place I got accepted into.

A quiz, stolen by

1. If I was a profession I'd be: Evil Mastermind
If I was a country I'd be: The Sovereign Diesel Empire of Vin Diesel
If I was a ocean or body of water I'd be: Blood Ocean
If I was a piece of candy I'd be: A chainsaw-nunchuk candy thing that I'm going to invent someday.
If I was a famous building or piece of architecture I'd be: Area-51
If I was a store I'd be: Gamestop
If I was a brand of shoe I'd be: Etnies
If I was a bad habit I'd be: Smoking. I kill you slowly, but having me makes you look 10 times cooler.
If I was a swear word I'd be: All of them. Or, perhaps "Fuck". I love that word.
If I was a ice cream flavor I'd be: Chili. xD
If I was a disease I'd be: Brain-Implosion Disease.
If I was a board game I'd be: D&D: Vin Diesel Edition!
If I was a feeling I'd be: Pure fucking fury.
If I was a president I'd be: First of all, I'd rename the title to "Overlord". I would be Overlord El Deuce the II.
If I was a war I'd be: Locust/Human war in Gears. xD
If I was a city I'd be: Atlantis
If I was a celebrity I'd be: Oscar Wilde.
If I was a brand of toothpaste I'd be: I dun wanna be no toothpaste.
If I was a business I'd be: "Happy Tom's Super Villain Enterprises"
If I was a currency I'd be: Rich. HURR HURR!
If I were a month, I'd be: August.
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Wednesday
If I were a time of day, I'd be: Midnight
If I were a planet, I'd be: Motherfuckin' Saturn.
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: GIANT OCTOPUS. AAAAND SPERM WHALE. THOSE TWO BADASS SEA CREATURES DUKE IT OUT ALL THE TIME. UNDER THE SEA. FUCK YEAH.
If I were a direction, I'd be: West
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: Bed
If I were a sin, I'd be: Pride. For sure. xD
If I were a liquid, I'd be: Acid
If I were a tree, I'd be: Badass
If I were a bird, I'd be: A seriously deranged seagull.
If I were a tool, I'd be: HAMMER.
If I were a flower/plant, I'd be: One of those Venus Flytraps.
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: Storms.
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: Gee-tarr.
If I were an animal, I'd be: A Gorilla-shark.
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: Carrot.
If I were a sound, I'd be: Gutteral noises.
If I were an element, I'd be: Fuck your elements, I'd be Captain Planet!
If I were a car, I'd be: total'd.
If I were a song, I'd be: Heavier than getting hit by Michael More faster than the speed of Ninjas.
If I were a book, I'd be: Extremely insane.
If I were a food, I'd be: Happy. I could eat myself all day.
If I were a material, I'd be: Adamantium. xD
If I were a taste, I'd be: Sour
If I were a word, I'd be: Metal
If I were a body part, I'd be: Dick. xD
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: That face you make when you witness something so awesome, you're not completely sure if you came in your pants or wet yourself 'cause of the extreme badassitude of said event.
If I were a shape, I'd be a: Circle.
If I were a number, I'd be: 21
If I were a band, I'd be: Caedes.
If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: Morgan Freeman

]]> ~TheRandomnessDude http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/25020508/ http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/25020508/ Fri, 29 May 2009 18:28:20 PDT ) got banned. Why? Because, you know, he spoke his mind. His thoughts were *far* from politically correct. But he used one of his rights - freedom of speech. And apparently, dA doesn't want that here. When registering for the site, Rob DID agree to the terms of service, and it most definitely said something about playing nice with the other kids. But isn't this a dick move of dA? They crack down on freedom of speech on a site where you're supposed to critique shit. Hell, this is a fucking ART site! They even wrote ART in capital-fucking-letters! Yet, freedom, one of the most essential things to make amazing art, is being shunned upon?

No, Rob is not innocent, and although his ban is justified by breaking the terms of service, and Rob COULD'VE approached these people with more care, but he didn't. And he should be fully allowed to do that. To be a douchebag, that is. Robert Berkshire gave those tracing anime loving, acne-covered fatasses a slap in the face, and introduced them to REALITY. NO ONE LIKES YOUR SHIT ART. No one likes your Mary Sues so overpowered and oversexed that they make Gene Simmons look like Steve Carrell in "The 40 Year Old Virgin", and no one likes your fucking attitude whenever critique is given. If you're a real fucking artist, take the critique to heart. Your mother won't always be there to tell you how good you are, and your "loyal" fanbase won't always be there to stroke your E-GO. Get the fuck off your computer and have a slice of the place outside your fungii-covered basement.

If you cannot handle critisism, don't post your shit on a fucking ART site, just go ask your friends. No, not your OC "Luna Starfoxx". Yes, your online animu club goes. Just don't post it here and expect nothin' but three million gigawatts of sunshine blown up your ass. I sound butthurt over Rob's ban, but I'm even more butthurt over the fact that freedom of speech seems to be illegal.

dA, we cannot go around and be politically correct all the time. We ARE going to hurt someone at some point, and reality is NOT some sort of la-la land where everyone's just happy super awesome kawaii desu friends. Conflicts are inevitable, conflicts are good.

Now, all of you: Stop being shy assholes hiding behind a mask of apathy. Start saying your fucking opinion, stop being such a pussy. So, what if it kills you? BE A GODDAMN MAN, BOY.. OR GIRL. BE A WOMAN, GIRL. YES. THERE WE GO.

So, I guess Rob kinda became a martyr for his cause now. His ban was a long time comin', and trust me, watchers: Mine ain't so far away either.

]]> ~TheRandomnessDude http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/24879332/ http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/24879332/ Thu, 21 May 2009 18:40:35 PDT
If it wasn't obvious that I'm fucking with ya from the title, then blow your thinking muscles out all over your family portrait (You know, the one where it looks like your dog is worth more to your family than you.)

I grow tired of people constantly claiming that hate is wrong. Hate, aggression and so forth can really fuel you into doing shit that's, well, Metal. Look at our (Rob 'n me) little pwnishing: We throw conflicts at people like a pedophile throws candy. (Speaking of pedophile, I talked to one the other day. I feel old, as he didn't want to rape me in the bum with no spit-lube) When Rob and I challenge the mental capabilities of these people, we are doing something that most of you haven't even fucking realized:

Although both of us enjoy seeing a soul lose the wind beneath its wings, to lose its goals, ambitions and dreams, we (or, well, atleast I) am doing it for a "greater" purpose: To make people struggle. It's through conflict we grow, through struggle we learn, and by facing these challenges, we are making these people defending their pathetic claims of which Power Ranger was gay or what unholy deity is worth worshipping (We all know it's me. Or Bruce Lee, or Vin fucking Diesel.), and by defending these claims, by learning of our words and the struggle itself, we are (I hope) making these people more reflected beings, and perhaps, just perhaps, these people will stop being fucking sheep and become individuals.

And then, their friends come to rescue. Stupidly trying to push away the conflict, to cheapen it. If they were true friends, they would let the "victim" fight the battle alone, or atleast stay on the sidelines and provide advice. Fighting their battles for them will only result in the friends getting stronger, not the intended victim, who will then perhaps grow dependant on said friend for conflict resolvement.

Now, here is something I want each of you watchers to do: Fly to Mars, check if it's unclaimed. Regardless of what alien species with fruity Juma Juice and Ray Charles guns lives there, I want you to kill them all. So that I won't have to do anything. (Hurr hurr, contradiction! 8D)

Now, time for some random updates:

Still working my ass off on my albums, and I've been in touch with a Jazz drummer to record drums for "Antithesis" (Solo album). About.. 4 and a half song's done on that album (out of 8), and due to it being much easier to work alone, it will probably come out sooner than my long "anticipated" band album, "Let The Dying Begin". I've also been thinking of making some spacey ambient shit, but I won't take on anything until I'm done with what I got.

I slapped my friend Tommy in the face with a fish. Fish-slime got in his eye, and he started crying like a baby. I taped it and laughed. And then, everyone laughed.

Got an "intern job" (dunno what to call it) for a Norwegian magazine called Spirit, and I'm basically writing music reviews for their website. And, although the editor sounds like she's about to burst into tears and share tales about how that cute guy Ramon dumped her for that cute girl Sabrina, or how her father Erik is actually an international spy who works for Solid Snake's Sneaky Snaky Business , she's not too bad looking, and a pretty nice person. Haven't felt any deadline pressure at all.

Oh, and go check out 's gallery. It has me in it, which is reason enough.

Chronicles of Riddick: Assault on Dark Athena was pretty fucking impressive, the ending credits song was pretty heavy, song by a death metal band from Sweden. Song: "Awaiting The Turmoil".

(Speaking of Riddick: I actually prefer his more human, flawed and smartass personality in Pitch Black than his badassery in the rest of the franchise. Not that I don't like his badassery, I just simply felt that Riddick was a much better character (and the only good part Vin Diesel's ever played) in Pitch Black, and his eyeshine was nothing but a character quirk in the Chronicles movie.)

And, finally: I am really really happy. Because, thanks to Somalia, being a sea pirate is an acceptable career choice again! I think Captain RandomBeard deserves a crew of desperate people who have to resort to piracy in order to sustain their A... ]]> ~TheRandomnessDude http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/24510400/ http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/24510400/ Thu, 30 Apr 2009 08:34:27 PDT
Well, while I've been "away", I've been working alot on my albums, gonna go into crunch time the weekend after this one and just finish up the Caedes album "Let The Dying Begin". Once I'm done with the mixing, re-recording and finishing touches, I'm probably gonna put it somewhere so that all of you can download and give it a listen.

I've also been listening alot to Devin Townsend's newest album, the introduction to an album anthology, "Ki". It's being released under the moniker "Devin Townsend Project". I'm going to write a review of it and post it here, but I will not grade the album until all 4 albums are out, as I feel I cannot judge it until I've heard it in context with the rest of the albums.

Anyways, for anyone that wants to: "Let The Dying Begin" has no cover art yet, and if anyone wants to, be sure to draw the shit an album cover. IT MUST INCLUDE FLYING RACCOONS WITH LIGHTSABER CHAINSAW GUNS... Actually, it doesn't. Hell, don't include that. The world cannot take such Metal. xD

Well, yeah, I'm back, and the cogs in the Internet Hate Machine are starting up again.

I've missed this.
I've missed me.

]]> ~TheRandomnessDude http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/23816638/ http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/23816638/ Sat, 21 Mar 2009 15:35:24 PDT
ANOREXIA :
[ ] you have dry skin.
[ ] you eat 1 meal a day.
[ ] you're very weak.
[ ] you hate yourself.
[ ] you starve yourself.
[ ] you have low self esteem.
[ ] you use laxatives.
[ ] you need to be more skinny.
[ ] people always say you're skinny, but you think you're fat.
[ ] people think you are too skinny.
Total: 0

ADHD (ATTENTION DEFICIT/HYPERACTIVITY DISORDER) :
[ ] your mind is all over the place.
[ ] you are hyper most of the time.
[ ] you barely pay attention to anything.
[ ] you can't cooperate well.
[x] you talk all the time.
[x] you need attention 24/7.
Total: 2

BIPOLAR DISORDER :
[x] you can act wild at times then the next day you are depressed.
[x] you are very irritable.
[x] you are anti-social. (I need days to "recharge" after social events, time by myself.)
[x] you have very high self esteem sometimes.
[ ] you are abusing alcohol, drugs, or sex.
[x] you have thought of/attempted suicide.
Total: 5

BULIMIA NERVOSA :
[ ] you throw up all of your food.
[ ] you throw it up even when you don't feel sick.
[ ] you have no control over how you eat.
[ ] you use laxatives.
[x] you have overly exercised to where you almost fainted/passed out.
[ ] you always say you are fat, when you aren't.
[ ] people think you're way too skinny.
Total: 1

CONDUCT DISORDER :
[ ] you are a bully.
[x] you threaten other people.
[x] you often find yourself in fights.
[x] you have used a weapon that could cause injury to others.
[x] you are cruel to humans and/or animals.
[ ] you have raped/molested someone.
[x] you destroy property on purpose.
[ ] you always lie.
[ ] you stay out all night.
[ ] you have ran away from home.
Total: 5

DEPRESSION :
[ ] you are always sad.
[ ] you no longer find excitement over the activities you use to love.
[ ] you always find yourself in bed/around the house all day.
[ ] you have low self esteem.
[ ] everything bad that happens is always your fault.
[ ] you always seem to be weak or have physical features hurt.
[ ] you are failing more then one subject in school
[x] you have thought of/attempted suicide.
[ ] you have ran away from home.
[x] hope is no longer there for you.
Total: 2

OCD (OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER) :
[x] you have daily rituals.
[x] you have disturbing thoughts or thoughts you hate.
[ ] you have to do a certain thing until it feels right.
[ ] you have to keep things in a certain order.
[x] you have harmed yourself. (Not intentionally! xD)
[ ] you are afraid you will get a std, aids, or any kind of germs
[x] you have to check some stuff over again. (Sometimes, I forget if I've locked the door. xD)
Total: 4

PTSD (POST-TRAUMATIC STRESS DISORDER) :
[ ] you repeatedly have flashbacks of horrible moments/memories in your life
[x] you repeatedly have dreams of horrible moments/memories in your life.
[x] you sometimes think the event will happen again.
[x] you can be/are anti-social.
[x] you have lost interest in the things you used to love.
[x] you have not had a lot of sleep lately.
[x] you can have angry outbursts.
[ ] You act younger than your age.
Total: 6

SCHIZOPHRENIA :
[ ] you often have hallucinations.
[x] you have strange, unusual dreams or thoughts.
[ ] you can be confused about reality and fantasy.
[x] you think people are always staring or talking about you. ('Course they are, I'm smexay 8D)
[ ] you have extreme anxiety or fearfulness.
[ ] you have difficulty with relationships with family, friends, and opposite sex.
[ ] you are very shy.
[x] you often talk to yourself. (In a badass voice. In my head. xD)
Total:6

...I'm crazy? 8D

]]> ~TheRandomnessDude http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/23782264/ http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/23782264/ Thu, 19 Mar 2009 15:10:42 PDT
So, we have commercial in Media now, and I can't remember if I told you guys the commercial or not, but I'm too lazy to indulge in it right now. It's gonna be fucking badass, considering we got Kimon (A guy in our class) To dress up drag and wander through heavily crowded places. I have never laughed more in a single day. 'Cept on "Tickle Day", but someone managed to burst my laughter muscle. I had to have intensive clown therapy for weeks. And thus, I hate clowns today.
I'll post the ads here, and maybe I'll put the TV commercial on Youtube. Oh, and it's a commercial for glasses. So all you emos, geeks, and old people; Pay attention to our groundbreaking trannie commercial! 8D

Emma (chick in my class) has a stalker. He's in 3rd grade (I think that would be.. 13th in Americano standardz?), and he's pathetic. I recently found out that he had a blog, and I've been leaving some nasty comments under the name of "The Comedian". And "Rorschach" from time to time. Too bad he never replies, but I try to get as much intel from Emma as possible, because the fucker won't send me nasty comments back. Oh, and the really sweet thing with this trolling thing is that if he blocks my school-IP, he basically bans the entire school from his blog. Including his stalkery-spiny-pretentious fucking ass. 8D

I've begun reading Watchmen for the second time, in light of the movie. The movie was extremely good, but I truly recommend reading the comic beforehand. You can download it here: [link]
Took me no less than 30 seconds. My friend is borrowing my physical copies.

8D is an awesome smiley. I call copyright on 8D, both the real life face, the Osaka face (from Azumanga Daioh), and the smiley. Now start paying royalties so I can begin my new project:

I am going to change my name. I don't think it costs much, but with royalties, I can adjust my lifestyle to said name. You guys get to pick my new name:

Max "fucking" Fightmaster
Dr. Dickhead
Insane ("Hi, I'm Insane.")
Sir Longhair of Jewish Descent
Your Mother ("Hi, I'm Your Mother")
The Pwnisher
Ian Hives (FUCK YEAH!)
Nescobar Aloplop
Omy Gawd
Heyzooz Krist
Energizer Bunny
MOORDOCKE. Nothing else, just MOORDOCKE. In Caps. That's fucking brutal. Sounds like something out of a Conan comic. Or a horribly done caveman-themed porn film. NO WAIT, let's change the spelling to MOORDOKK. Jah.
Solid Snake. Or Naked Snake. Or Hard Snake. One-Eyed Snake. Or the poop-joke victim; Liquid Snake.
An Ode To Blue Penis (Kickass fucking name. xD)
Night
Death
Or Annie.

PS: I'm not gonna change my name, but vote for a name anyways. xD

Also, I would like to tell you all:
I can wave my ears. Fuck yeah. xD

]]> ~TheRandomnessDude http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/23640004/ http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/23640004/ Wed, 11 Mar 2009 09:11:04 PDT
I'm gonna try and be much more active, and if I succeed, someone better draw me a "You're totally awesome for not slacking off like you've done for the past 2000 years, God!" drawing. Yeah. And someone better give me a chainsaw gun. I will have sexy sex with said person, regardless of gender. xD

So, we've been going through some subjects at school, including learning 'bout fancy schmancy colors, media history, and.. Other shit. xD We currently started a 3 week period with Commercial, and our main assignment is to create 2 ads and 1 radio commercial/TV commercial. It's probably gonna be alot of fun.

Anyways, after this period, we're gonna start with some In-Depth project thinger. I chose journalism, so I can force my beliefs on to others more easily AND get graded for it! 8D

And I'd like to personally apologize to Michelle, Kyra, Carley, Nebezial (Not that the fucker cares. xD), and others for "ignoring" their art and being a lazy comment-whore. I have looked at some, and commented on fewer, but since this site is basically about art, I should do my duty as a member and comment on these wonderful art pieces (and less wonderful art pieces [Translation: Shit.]), since they truly deserve my random humor and total off topicness.

Finally, a quiz, for me! 8D

"Dudes!:

[X] You woke up with a boner.
[X] Your taller than 5'5". (I think so. xD)
[ ] You don't hesitate to hit a bitch.
[ ] You like to get drunk and fight.
[ ] You drink beer.
[X] MEAT!
[ ] There are tissues close to your bed.
[X] You wear clothes that are larger than they need to be.
[X] You like dinosaurs.
[X] You love sports. Always. (Extreme sports)
[X] Video games are better than the mall. (Always.)
[X] Your curse like a sailor.
[X] You scratch your crotch in public.
[X] Your favourite colour is either Black, Blue, Green, or Red.
[ ] Your father (or father type) told you about sex. (I learned of it on my own)
[X] You can grow facial hair.
[X] You like going to strip clubs, to see titties. (Internet strip clubs known as porn sites. Jah. xD)
[X] You used to/still do collect pokemon/digimon cards, but not because they are "cute". (Fuck, even my DAD was into Pokemon when it first came out. Because there was actually a CHANCE to get all 150. xDD)
[ ] You can lift over 60 lbs from the ground. (Until someone converts this to kilos for me, I'll leave it un-X'd.)
[X] You tend to be the one people call when there is a bug in the room. (The bug being Christians! ZING! 8D)
[X] You attended prom to get laid. (Well, it was the Norwegian version of prom.)
[ ] You devise complex plots and schemes so that you can see boobies.
[X] You've had at least one dream about Chuck Norris (Bruce Lee and God tag team kicked the shit out of him. 8D)

Boy Score - 16/24

Babes!:

[ ] You get a period.
[ ] People say your short.
[ ] You call attractive females "sluts".
[ ] You take an hour to get ready for the day.
[ ] You act like you can drink with the guys, but typically pass out.
[ ] You don't eat unless someone else eats as much as you do, or more.
[ ] You wear make-up daily.
[x] You care about what you look like.
[x] You can cook and clean.
[ ] You NEED like more than 2 pairs of shoes.
[ ] You like to spend money with your friends.
[X] You like wearing body spray/perfume.
[ ] Your skin is soft. (I THINK so. xD)
[ ] Your favourite colour is Pink or Purple.
[ ] Your mom told you about sex.
[ ] You looked at yourself in the mirror and questioned your beauty, or lack there of.
[X] You use tits to your advantage. (Had to X this one for the sheer lulz. xD)
[ ] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[ ] You have multiple purses, to match outfits.
[ ] You freak out when you see bugs in the room.
[ ] You consider spending money a hobby.
[ ] You attended prom, to dress up.
[X] Used to play with dolls as little kid. (ACTION FIGURES! DX)
[ ] You had a dream you dated Johnny Depp.

Girl Score - 5/24"

]]> ~TheRandomnessDude http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/22907555/ http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/22907555/ Fri, 30 Jan 2009 15:55:48 PST
You pretentious fucking losers
You've got nothing at all
You've got your fingers in your asshole
And your hand on the call
And you talk such fucking horseshit
That it's hard to believe
That you almost make careers out of being naive

You, you are a fucker 'cause you sold my guitar
You, you are a fucker, seeking fortune in bars
You, you are a fucker, 'cause you say such stupid shit
I've got a better line in pocket lint
Than what you've done with it

So if you are an asshole who pretends to be a friend
Then get your ass in music, you'll be set to the end, ending,
And now you've got the nerve to ask me about my temper?
Why yes, I have become a fucking happy camper!

I hate your fucking faces and your trendy cut hair,
I hate the fact you think your job will go anywhere
Because it's use is just the same as what I shit into the bowl
Just like the mess between your ears is like the mess in my hole
I hate your loser friends who only come out when it's right
I hate that when it's down you run instead of fight
I'm set to think you lot in life to test the stronger ones
Will just require some chicken shit and also sneakers for the run.

I dig it away, the shit you puked instead of swallowed,
In an attempt to try and find the dick instead of the load,
So when you move and stand aside my mood will hamper,
And yes, I will become a fucking happy camper!

Stuck in endless winter with your press to keep you sane
Wait for useless numbers to grow useful once again

Where the heat will come again, your flaw grows sick,
Your flaw will send, the shit you call your business
To the place that is your end

Stuck in the winter, cold and wet,
Your stupid friends have come and went
And you've left behind your idiot job,
And it's far from a prize, you fucking dink

...You're a fucking dink...Yeah!
...How's this for punk? Dink!

...Suck my cock , you pathetic excuse for a human being...
You're a neurotic, homophobic, racist dork... you've also got a lot
of balls to dick with someone else's life, you fucking pseudo ghetto
"boy in the hood" middle class white spoiled rotten bored "gangsta"
wanna-be hunk of regenerated red neck bullshit! Thank Christ you don't
have to rely on that staggering intellect or dynamic personality to
intimidate others, shit for brains. shut the fuck up, and get out of
your parent's house and get a real job, you putz, and for God's sake,
quit being such a fucking sheep! Now grow the hell up!...Dink.

I let it get me down because you're in it for the glory
And I'd rather leave with reason than go dying for a story
And this whole L.A. rock thing
That the malls are buying up
It doesn't work, it doesn't work,
It's so inbred I might throw up...

And now i'm put into the middle
With the contracts and the bunk, and I always end up
Hearing "hey, man, punk... Let's have more punk!"
So here I am to do a favour, save some hassle kiss and tell,
That either way my music's shit and it ain't ever going to sell

So if you've got the gall to take this shit blown up your ass
And you've got the cash and balls to pump the same crap out in mass
Then hell, I'll stand aside and with your plans I'll never tamper
I'll sit and write you songs and be a fucking happy camper.

Yeah, send me out a contract and in clauses you will lurk
The smaller points so I can give it all and save you work
You say an album's not an album without issues left to hamper...
Well then, fuck,
I guess I am a FUCKING HAPPY FUCKING CAMPER!!!



"...What a miserably guy."

Post your reactions to this in the comment field. 8D

]]> ~TheRandomnessDude http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/22841216/ http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/22841216/ Tue, 27 Jan 2009 10:47:46 PST
Anyways, thought I'd get rid of my emo journal shit thinger, as I got tired of getting reminded over what an emo shitcunt I've been. Needless to say, I'm much better now, just that my "Pissed-the-fuck-off" level has been multiplied by 10 and raped by the angry inch of a post-op trannie.

School's being a bitch, we got shitloads to do, and if I want to go to the same school next year, I gotta work my ass off. Yeah, we have journalism now. Would be fun, if it wasn't a fucking portrait interview.

Anyways, I'm working on two albums now, Caedes(Mah band, lawlz): Let The Dying Begin, and a solo project, "Ray of fucking sunshine", with the artistic and quite faggy name, Infornography (That is the artist name thinger I am going to use. Yeah.)
So, Let The Dying Begin has been called by Tommy (Rythm guitarist): "Ranting on crack", to which I disagree, as Rob's rants fucking pwn mine. It's basically gonna be a mix of 1-2 random fuck songs, and alot and alot of hate and tongue-in-cheek humor. I'll write more about this later.
Infornography's gonna be a solo project, or maybe work with a fellow guitarist of mine. It's basically gonna be softer music, but mostly, it's gonna be prog rock instrumentals, progressive music, experimental stuff, and basically a more positive experience than the F-Bomb that is Let The Dying Begin.

And also, contest:
Whoever can guess what the color of my boxers are get a free picture.

PS:
[link] Read the pwnage discussion I had with her. Reading the article is optional.

]]> ~TheRandomnessDude http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/22434086/ http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/22434086/ Tue, 06 Jan 2009 13:38:05 PST I've been thrown into depressions alot lately, and then got into a hypomanic state, then got thrown back into a depression that made me do stuff I regret, and also almost made the Almighty God end the universe with a knife. I wanted to go out like a man. xD
Anyways, a person I care about extremely much, too much actually, hurt me beyond belief, which in turn made me a crying sissy, and we've agreed to not speak for a full week, to think things over. I know the person probably hates me now, and is probably gonna be pissed that I'm mentioning the incident here, for all (And the person) to see, but I just need to get this off my chest, I guess. And the person might think that I'm writing this to try and communicate, or make the person feel bad, but I'm not. Anyways, yeah, I live in such a wonderful castle of fucking joy. I think a couple of my watchers have bi-polar disorder. Anyways, I talked to a friend who basically knocked some acceptance of the situation into me, and made me realize that I should get a diagnosis to see if it's just depression, or bi-polar. I'd like to thank that friend (Lisa) for helping me. If I'll manage to go to school tomorrow, or even get out of bed, I don't know, but I do know that I need to try and keep a positive outlook, even though the light in the Darkness is gone and I can't see shit.

Well, that's all.
The Whiny God.

PS: If the person mentioned (Not Lisa) reads this, this was not an attempt to talk to you or anything. I'm simply telling my dA friends here that I got a screw loose.

]]> ~TheRandomnessDude http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/22335845/ http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/22335845/ Thu, 01 Jan 2009 15:24:37 PST
And, I don't really have self-esteem issues, but for the sake of being a shitface, I decided to post this.

What would you do if...
I cried:
I committed suicide:
I said I liked you:
I kissed you:
I lived next door to you:
I died:
I was afraid:
I started smoking:
I stole something:
I were hospitalized:
I ran away:
I got in a fight and you were there:

What do you think about my?...
Personality:
Eyes:
Face:
Hair:
Clothes:
Voice:
Humor:
Choice of music:
Mannerisms:
Family:
Friends:

Would You?...
Be my friend:
Tell me the truth, No matter what:
Lie to make me feel better:
Spread rumors about me:
Keep a secret if I told you one:
Loan me some cash If i needed it:
Hold my hand:
Take a bullet for me:
Keep in touch:
Try and solve my problems:
Love me:
Love me for who I am:

[1] Who are you?
[2] Are we friends?
[3] When and how did we meet?
[4] How have I affected you?
[5] What do you think of me?
[6] What's the fondest memory you have of me?
[7] How long do you think we will be friends or enemies?
[8] Do you love me?
[9] Have I ever hurt you?
[10] Would you hug me?
[11] Would you kiss me?
[12] Are we close?
[13] Emotionally, what stands out?
[14] Do you wish I was cooler?
[15] On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I?
[16] Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
[17] Am I loveable?
[18] How long have you known me?
[19] Describe me in one word:
[20] What was your first impression?
[21] Do you still think that way about me now?
[22] What do you think my weakness is?
[23] Do you think I'll get married?
[24] What about me makes you happy?
[25] What about me makes you sad?
[26] What reminds you of me?
[27] What's something you would change about me?
[28] How well do you know me?
[29] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
[30] Do you think I would kill someone?
[31] Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you?

Now fill it out and drive Miss Daisy home. x)

]]> ~TheRandomnessDude http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/22195644/ http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/22195644/ Thu, 25 Dec 2008 17:05:59 PST Well, Christmas was alright (What is this? A SANDNIGGER, celebrating CHRISTMAS?! Yup, so fuck you and soon-to-be-sexually-satisfied mother, you deviant. xD)
I won't go on and on about what I got, but rather, what I ate. I ate food, wondrous food! It was like my entire mouth just died, went to Heaven, licked the delicious peachy ass of Jesus Christ himself (That technically means I molested my son xD), and came back to Earth when I realized that it all had to end. But, that's the horrible life that was given to us, by me. I'm a douche.

Anyways, I might finally buy that fucking Gaskell Explorer Classic in January, or maybe February. 8D

Aaaaand, I'm gonna use Christmas to relax, and play games. <333

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand, I will soon post a review on "Terria" by Devin Townsend. 8D

And Carley, I am fucking perfect. xD

]]> ~TheRandomnessDude http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/21951011/ http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/21951011/ Fri, 12 Dec 2008 16:56:39 PST
I'm a materialistic God - It's easy to win my favor with say, a fucking pony?

Step One - Make a post to your Journal. The post should contain your list of 10 holiday wishes.

The wishes can be anything at all, from simple and fandom-related ("I'd love a Snape/Hermione icon that's just for me") to medium ("I wish for _____ on DVD") to really big ("All I want for Christmas is a new car/computer/house/TV.")

The important thing is, make sure these wishes are things you really, truly want. - If you wish for real life things (not fics or icons), make sure you include some sort of contact info in your post, whether it's your address or just your email address where Santa (or one of his elves) could get in touch with you. - Also, make sure you post some version of these guidelines in your Journal, or link to this post so that the holiday joy will spread.

Step Two - Surf around your friendslist (or friendsfriends, or just random journals) to see who has posted their list.

And now here's the important part: - If you see a wish you can grant, and it's in your heart to do so, make someone's wish come true.
Sometimes someone's trash is another's treasure, and if you have a leather jacket you don't want or a gift certificate you won't use--or even know where you could get someone's dream purebred Basset Hound for free--do it.
You needn't spend money on these wishes unless you want to. The point isn't to put people out, it's to provide everyone a chance to be someone else's holiday elf--to spread the joy.

Gifts can be made anonymously or not--it's your call. There are no rules with this project, no guarantees, and no strings attached. Just...wish, and it might come true. Give, and you might receive. And you'll have the joy of knowing you made someone's holiday special.


Wishlist:
(Arranged from biggest wish to the not so important wish)
1: A Pony
2: Death of Jonas Brothers
3: Video Game Goodness
4: Food
5: Fake ID
6: Owning a Fake Mustache Company
7: Someone to draw me as a God/draw me playing videogames/both
8: Bubble Wrap
9: A British street urchin that shines my shoes and calls me "Gov'nor"
10: For you all to think about your lives, and everything positive in it. Don't focus on the grim, but look at all the positive sides. Use this holiday for what it kinda was intended to do in theory; Show people that you care about them. Now, show me that you care by giving me my FUCKING PONY! DX

Yeah.

]]> ~TheRandomnessDude http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/21883306/ http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/21883306/ Mon, 08 Dec 2008 14:39:21 PST this Saturday, and we saw some good bands. So now, I be telling you who we saw, and what I thought of them:
The Backroads: Rock 'n Roll, it was alright, but way too..Meh. xD
The Farmhouse Killings: Death Metal, Eirik knows the vocalist. And he fucking sucked. They sucked ass, and had technical issues, and it was just fail.
Forsøksgym: Rock, chick band. They were alright.
Melophobia: Prog Rock, these guys were really good, I'd love to jam with them sometime.
Sonskilen Guttaband: Jazz/Metal, these guys weren't Jazz at all, but they were alright none the less.
???: These guys were playing instead of Synergy, and man, these guys were my favorites. I got 3 clips of them playing, and they really fucking owned. I need to find out what band this was. They were playing Extreme Metal btw.
Chronosphere: Prog Metal/Rock, they were alright. I almost fell asleep though, it was soothing. xD
Ullsokk: Rock, chick band. They were alright, the vocalist had a really awesome calm song voice, the guitarist played kinda boring, but otherwise, alright.
Zeal: Melodic Hardcore Metal, was alright. There were some good songs, but it looked like the vocalist cupped his mic, which kinda ruined it for me.
Within Despair: Sofie knows the guitarist, I think, and they were pretty good. I didn't quite like the vocalist's high shrieks, but it was pretty awesome none the less.

Yeah, so that's it. And I think I only saw 1 Vocalist/Guitarist, the vocalist guy from Backroads.

]]> ~TheRandomnessDude http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/21815785/ http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/21815785/ Thu, 04 Dec 2008 13:25:01 PST
Your real name: Tom
Age: 16
Height: 172-178 centimetres
Natural hair colour: Brunette
Eye colour: Brown
Skin color: Depends on the season
Glasses/contacts?: Think I need glasses, but nothing yet.
Piercings: Nah.
Tattoos: Nope.
Braces:Nope.
Other distinctive markings: Liiike?

FAVOURITE
Colour: Black, dark blue, aand..colors in general.
Band: Tie between SYL and Opeth.
Video game: Dunno, I love too many. DX
Movie: The Shawshank Redemption
Book: Atlas Shrugged, or Mass Effect: Ascension.
Food: ANY TYPE OF FOOOOOOOOD<3
Game on a cell phone: Mah snowboarding game 8D
CD: Alien by SYL.
Flower: That sakura flower thing (SAMURAI! 8D)
Scent: As long as it smells good, yippie?
Animal: Dogs and wolves.
Comic book: The Darkness
Cereal: FOOD! <3
Website: Heh, you can try and guess.
Cartoon: Dunno, really.
DO YOU
Play an instrument?: ...I should smack you for even asking, of-fucking-course! DX
Watch TV more than 60 hours a week?: Depends.
Like to sing?: If it annoys people, of course.
Have a job?: Nah.
Have a cell phone?: Yeah.
Like to play sports?: Sure.
Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: Yeah. <3
Have a crush on someone?: Yeah. <3
Live somewhere NOT in the united states?: Norse Lands of Norseway.
Have more than 5 TVs in your house?: Got 2.
Have any special talents/skills?: Oh, I got alot of those. 8D
Exercise daily?: I try to weekly, but playing videogames/guitar is just so much more fun 8D
Like school?: Yes and no.
CAN YOU
Sing the alphabet backwards?: I MUST TRY THIS, AND SUCCEED!
Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes?: I MUST TRY THIS TOO!
Speak any other languages?: Norwegian, Hebrew, Spanish. And Skate-talk. xD
Go a day without food?: FOOOOOOD! Never, I'd die within 2 seconds.
Remember your dreams: Depends on how sick the dream was. Like last night, I dreamt that I was buying coffee or something from the vending machine, and I was buying for my friend too, then my other friend came and stole his cup. xD
Read music, not just tabs?: Depends on what you mean. I prefer tabs, but I can go by ear aswell. I can't read sheet music, though.
Roll your tongue?: Yeah.
Eat a whole pizza?: YES, I AM PROUD TO SAY I CAN! 8D
HAVE YOU EVER
Won something in the lottery?: I won a condom. xD
Snuck out of the house?: Yeah.
Lied to get out of trouble?: With my parents? Almost everything I tell my parents is a lie. xDD
Had a computer crash?: Yeah.
Seen a shooting star?: I saw 50 Cent shoot himself 9 times. 8D
Been to any other countries?: Yeah.
Had a serious surgery?: I have a scar right where my liver is, and I have no fucking idea where it came from. xD
Stolen something important to someone else?: I once stole someone's lunch, 'cause I was hungry, but that's it.
Solved a rubiks cube?: Yeah, Lucas in my class taught me how.
Gone out in public in your pajamas?: Yeah
Cried over a girl?: Yeah, BUT THEY WERE MANLY TEARS OF MANLY LUMBERJACKNESS.
Cried over a boy?: Depends. If someone not in the family; No.
Kissed a random stranger?: Yeah.
Hugged a random stranger?: Many times.
Been in a fist fight?: Yeah.
Been arrested?: No, but a bunch of security guards did break my board and beat Audun to pulp.
Done drugs?: Nah, although I should. xD
Had alcohol?: Yeah.
Laughed and had something come out of your nose?: Yeah.
Pushed all the buttons on an elevator?: Of course. :3
Sneaked into the opposite sex's bathroom?: Even tagged the wall in there, I wrote "If you can read this, I'm gonna spurt in your eye."
Gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday/etc?: I always make sure to know what days I can sleep until 4 PM.
Swore at your parents?: I swear alot, and have swore at my parents, so yeah.
Kicked a guy where it hurts?: I try not to.
Been to a casino?: I wanna go to a Native American one, and blow my College Tuition on it D:
Ran over an animal and killed it?: I ran over a guy with my bike once. xD
Gotten stitches?: Yeah.
Had a water balloon fight in winter?: THIS MUST BE TRIED!

Made homemade muffins?: Burnt ones. xDD
Bitten someone?: Yeah ;D
Been to disneyland/disneyworld?: FUCK YOU, I WANNA GO xD
Burped in someone’s face?: I'm a dude; Of course.
WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU
Brushed your teeth: 20 minutes ago.
Cried: Been a while.
Went to the bathroom: 29 minutes ago. xD
Saw a movie in a theatre: Been a while, uuuhhh, dunno. xD
Read a book: Schoolbooks; Yesterday.
Had a snow day: We Norsemen don't have snow days <_<
Had a party: Uuuuh, a year and a half or summin.
Went to a doctor: Wow, I haven't visited the doctor in a while. xDD ~TheRandomnessDude http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/21643056/ http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/21643056/ Mon, 24 Nov 2008 07:08:42 PST
METAL:
[] Slipknot
[] System of a Down
[] Disturbed
[] Metallica
[] Guns n' Roses
[] Lamb of God
[] Slayer
[] Hatebreed
[] Killswitch Engage

I'm not ashamed to admit it, I cried like a sissy schoolgirl on her first period. I'm not saying Guns N' Roses sucks (Quite the contrary), but Slipknot, Disturbed, and others do NOT deserve to be on the list. The only one worthy of being on the list is Slayer, a band I'm not a fan of. Oh, and Metallica too, although I'm not a huge Metallica fan. (AND SOAD ISN'T METAL, ME ON A BICYCLE, HOW WRONG CAN YOU BE?!)

]]> ~TheRandomnessDude http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/21629546/ http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/21629546/ Wed, 03 Dec 2008 11:59:13 PST Yes, it's a full year since the critically acclaimed video game Mass Effect came out!
And to celebrate that, I'm gonna quiz ya about something completely different. About what? ME of course. 8D
Winner gets a special prize.

1. What's the name of my band?

2. What genre(s) do we play?

3. Do I have a Facebook?

4. What's my eye color?

5. If I was an animal, what animal would I be? (This one has no real answer, I'll just pick the best answer. xD)

6. What instruments do I play?

7. When is my birthday?

8. What do I love more than sex?

9. Would I care if I went bald?

10. On a scale of 1-10, how manly am I?

11. Are you gonna eat that sandwich?

That be it. The one with most correct answers gets the uber special prize. 8D

Update:
It's tied between Sofie, Kyra, and Helene. The first one to get these two questions right wins:

1. Why do I do music?

2. Why do I hate Techno?

Update 2:
It's tied again, so 1 final question:

1. If I'm all powerful, can I create a rock that even I can't lift?

]]> ~TheRandomnessDude http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/21582762/ http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/21582762/ Thu, 20 Nov 2008 14:17:27 PST - TheRandomnessDude. Let me break it down for you; THE. RANDOMNESS. DUDE. The rest, you can figure out, 'cause I don't know. xD And I joined this site because some of my friends joined.

2. What fandom were you obsessed with when you joined and what are you into now?
- The Darkness, but I'm still obsessed with that.

3. How many watchers do you have now?
- Not enough. God is so underappreciated. xD

4. Name 3 of your favorite artists on DA.
- I really like 's drawings, is a beast at drawing shit, and..Me. xD

5. Do you comment, fav, or both?
- Comment way too much. Fav way too little.

6. Do you participate in clubs' contests here on DA?
- ...WE HAVE CONTESTS?!

7. What is your most popular deviation?
- Don't care. xD

8. What are you favorite non-anime TV shows?
- Metalocalypse.

9. What are the things you wish you could draw better?
- Tits.

10. Summer or winter?
- Summer.

11. Rain or Sun?
- Both.

12. What's your favorite type of music?
- Metal, blacker than the blackest black, more brutal than naked pictures of your mother, and more heavy than a really heavy thing.

13. PC or Mac?
- PC. Mac at school.

14. Anime or Manga?
- Cream.

15. Coke or Pepsi?
- Coke AND Pepsi! 8D

16. Read or TV?
- Umm, both, prefer TV though. xD

17. How many hours a day do you spend on DA?
- I usually have a window with dA open when I'm on the PC.

18. Name a hidden talent
- I can play guitar with my dick? xD

19. Flash or traditional cartoons?
- Flash animation?

20. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
- ANY PLACE WITH FOOD :3

21. What are your top 3 favorite books?
- Mass Effect: Ascension, Atlas Shrugged, and..."Farting in Public and You" by me. xD

22. Wii or Playstation?
- WHERE THE FUCK IS THE 360, YOU FUCKING CUNT?! I SHOULD GRAB MARCUS'S CHAINSAW BAYONET MANLY MAN WEAPON AND RIP YOUR SKULL OUT OF YOUR ASS WITH IT! DX
23. Name 3 of your favorite bands
- Dethklok, Strapping Young Lad, and Opeth

24. Are you a fast, slow, or medium typer?
- Fast as fuck. 8D

25. Do you like Denny's?
- Who the hell's Denny?

26. What is your favorite emoticon?
- 8D

48. What do you want to be now?
- Sleeping.

49. If you could eat one person, who would it be?
- Finally, a question I like! I'd eat a poor person, because then I solve world hunger AND poverty!

50. What character would you hate to be stuck in a room with?
- You. And your mother. And your retarded question spewing asswipe inventor.

51. When is your birthday?
- August the 2nd.

52. Favorite type of ice cream?
- Chocolate or Vanilla.

53. Last book you read?
- The Catcher in the Rye

54. Which store would you max out a credit card at?
- Neseblod, a Metal shop here. Or a candystore.

55. Do you buy / sell / both on ebay?
- Nope.

56. What is the most annoying thing people ask you?
- I hate it when people ask me "DID YOU SEE THAT?!" at the movies. I always answer "OF COURSE I FUCKING SAW IT, I PAID 50 KR TO SEE THIS MOVIE, WHY WOULDN'T I BE PAYING ATTENTION TO IT?!" They usually shut up after that. xD

57. Favorite all time tv show?
- My Name Is Earl, perhaps.

58. What was your favorite show as a kid?
- Barney the Purple Dinosaur, Earthworm Jim, Batman: The Animated Series, Animaniacs, and others.

59. What are you listening to right now?
- My own guitar.

60. What is the last thing you ate?
- Chocolate bun thinger. Tastes Metal.

61. If you were a crayon what color would you be?
- Dark Blue, or your mother.

62. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
- Eyes, actually.

63. Favourite sport to play?
- I love skating ^^

64. Favorite Day of the Year?
- "All Hail That Guy Day", when everyone hails me. xD

65. Hugs or Kisses?
- Depends the s... ]]> ~TheRandomnessDude http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/21513049/ http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/21513049/ Sun, 16 Nov 2008 06:29:51 PST

How much of your teenage life have you "messed up?"

[X] gotten kissed
[X] gotten a phone taken away in class
[ ] gotten suspended
[X] gotten caught chewing gum
[ ] gotten caught cheating on a test
Total so far: 3

[X] arrived late to class more than 5 times
[X] didn't do homework over 5 times
[X] turned at least 3 projects in late.
[X] missed school just because you felt like it
[X] laughed so loud you got kicked out of class
Total so far: 8

[X] got your mom, dad, etc to get you out of school
[X] text people during class
[X] passed notes
[X] threw stuff across the room
[X] laughed at the teacher
Total so far: 13

[X] been in a fight at school, fist or verbal
[X] took pictures during school hours
[X] called someone during school hours
[X] listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours
[X] skipped a class period
Total So Far: 18

[X] threw something at the teacher
[X] went outside the classroom without permission
[ ] broke the dress code (we have no dress code)
[ ] failed a class
[X] ate food during class
Total So Far: 21

[X] gotten a call from school
[X] couldn't go on a field trip cause you behaved badly (In elementary, but still. xDDDD)
[X] didn't take your stuff to school
[X] given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking
[X] curse during class/school
total so far: 26

[X] faked your parents signature
[X] slept in class
[X] cursed at your teacher
[X] copied homework
[X] got in trouble with the principal-the vice principal
total So Far: 31

31/35. ....Dammit, and I was going for the "EVIL OVERLORD OF TEENS" rank. <_<

Undt Nao, I go do homework. <_<

]]> ~TheRandomnessDude http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/21502867/ http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/21502867/ Sat, 15 Nov 2008 14:41:36 PST ) so, read up if you want. But first, I just think all of you should check out my favorites; There's some God Fanart there xD

1 Favorite Color
All the colors of the raiiinboooow 8D And of course; Black, dark blue, dark green, and white.

2 Worst Color
Pink. xD

3 Favorite Numbers
9 and 21

4 Favorite Animal
Wolves, dogs, penguins, sloths.

5 Least Favorite Animal
Mankind

6 Favorite Flower
the sakura flower thingy. Samurais ftw. xD

7 Favorite Food
Food in general. xD

8 Worst Food
That--that exists!? D:

9 Favorite Junk Food
All junk food 8D

10 Worst Junk Food
...THIS EXISTS TOO?! D:

11 Favorite Restaraunt
The place they serve food.

12 Favorite Ice Cream Flavor
Chocolate, vanilla

13 Favorite Candy
ALL CANDY! 8D Mostly sour though.

14 Favorite Alcoholic Drink
Ionno, beer. xD

15 Favorite NON Alcoholic Drink
Water and soda. xD

16 Worst Alcoholic Drink
Dunno, but when me and some friends tried mixing 96% with coke wasn't particulary tasty.

17 Worst NON Alcoholic Drink
Halloween soda. xD

18 Favorite Genre of Music
Metal

19 Favorite Radio Station
P4 Bandit

20 Favorite Band/Artist
Can't really choose.

21 Worst Band/Artist
Jonas Brothers, Tokio Hotel, all rap, all hip-hop, all techno, and all trance.

22 Favorite Song
Can't really choose, maybe Isolation Years by Opth.

23 Worst Song
Everything I don't approve of. xD

24 Worst Genre
Everything I don't approve of. xD

25 Favorite Book
Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand, or maybe Mass Effect: Ascension.

26 Worst Book
"dubbed" books suck. (I'm talking about books that are in English, but have been translated to Norwegian)

27 Favorite Type of Movie
Psychological ones. I'm a sick bastard. xD

28 Worst Type of Movie
Teen comedies (movies Lindsay Lohan and such plays in), torture porn (IE: Saw 2-5)

29 Favorite Movie
The Shawshank Redemption

30 Worst Movie Ever
Saw 4

31 Favorite TV Show
Metalocalypse, Scrubs, and many others. xD

32 Worst TV Show
All the shows keeping the gears of Hannah Montana and New Disney alive.

33 Favorite Season of the Year
Fall

34 Worst Season
Winter (I love winter, but only sometimes. Only when the snow is perfect. Which is rare)

35 Best Friend
Can't really choose a best friend. I guess I could say that my guitar is my best friend. xD

36 Worst Enemy
New Disney's music.

37 Favorite Day of the Week
Fridays, Saturdays and Wednesdays

38 Least Favorite Day of the Week
Sunday ’n Monday.

39 Favorite Sport
Skateboarding

40 Sport You Hate
Guess Chess, if it's deemed a sport.

41 One thing you can’t get enough of
Life.

42 One thing you hate more than anything
Emo shitbags. (Not people who dress emo, nor people who listen to emo music [albeit I don't like those guys either], but the ones pretending to have a shitty life.)

]]> ~TheRandomnessDude http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/21495502/ http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/21495502/ Sat, 15 Nov 2008 04:46:04 PST 's journal. And I'm a fucking monkey! 8D
I'm suprised how accurate this Chinese Horoscope thinger is. It's scary. Maybe there is a God? *looks at self* Oh. Right. Cool.

Monkey people, on their merry way to becoming famous, like to strew memorable bits of impishness and practical jokes along the way. Lots of fun, they also possess a serious side and influence a good many people throughout their lifetime. They know how to accomplish the most difficult of tasks with the greatest of enthusiasm, concentration, and ease. Even so, they can easily get discouraged and confused and MUST do things their way! They often become great mathematicians, super chess players, researchers, entrepreneurs or scientists. And, great mentors! Monkeys have a burning passion for knowledge of every kind and they magically are surrounded by the finer things in life. Life is a big adventure!

Duck Soup and Rice are among the keys to good health!!

Always the center of attention, this headline grabber likes to be noticed, by everybody. This alienates some people because after all, others would like the spotlight once in a while, too. Others willingly gravitate towards the Water Monkey, recognizing a natural born leader when they see one. The Water Monkey is very sensitive to criticism and tends to hide behind an iron mask to protect from barbs, insults, and unkindness which might come their way. They need to control themselves to gain the respect of others. If they use their talent properly, they will become prosperous and know fully the Good Life. The passage of time will be very kind to them. They will know great happiness in their golden years. They will never know what loneliness is because children just love being with the Water Monkey. They will accompany them on their journey all the way.

Famous Monkey people: Elizabeth Taylor, Charles Dickens, Lyndon Johnson, Eleanor Roosevelt, Nelson Rockefeller, Leonardo da Vinci, Simone de Beauvoir, Isaac Stern, George Lucas

....Famous monkey people xDDDDDDDDDD

]]> ~TheRandomnessDude http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/21470800/ http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/21470800/ Thu, 13 Nov 2008 14:34:50 PST
1. Ovaries. Women have them.
2. Osama. Bin Laden.
3. Obama. Bin Laden. (XDDD, gotta love a jab at the guys going bat shit insane because Obama's black. xD)
4. On. The opposite of Off.
5. Off. The opposite of On.
6. Old people. We hate them.
7. Oprah Winfrey. Not that I know who she is..Nor what book she's reviewing this week..I think it's gonna be "Catcher in the Rye", but I'm not completely sure..I MEAN, URRGH. I KNOW NOTHING, I MANLY MAN WHO TEAR DOWN TREES AND WELD METAL STRUCTURES.
8. "Oh My Fucking God". Song by Strapping Young Lad.
9. Opeth. One of my favorite bands, they're truly a unique experience.
10. Oddworld. Fucking pwnage game universe.

That's all, also, check out 's gallery, there are drawings of ME there 8D

]]> ~TheRandomnessDude http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/21438941/ http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/21438941/ Tue, 11 Nov 2008 13:33:10 PST
My Fears
x = Somewhat
xx = Greater
xxx = huge enormous crippling omg fear

A
[] Achluophobia - Fear of darkness.
[] Acrophobia - Fear of heights.
[] Agliophobia - Fear of pain.
[] Agoraphobia - Fear of open spaces or crowds.
[x] Aichmophobia - Fear of needles or pointed objects.
[] Amaxophobia - Fear of riding in a car.
[] Androphobia - Fear of men.
[] Anginophobia - Fear of angina or choking.
[] Anthrophobia - Fear of flowers.
[] Anthropophobia - Fear of people or society.
[] Aphenphosmphobia - Fear of being touched.
[] Arachnophobia - Fear of spiders (Used to, now I just think they're Metal. xD)
[xxx] Arithmophobia - Fear of numbers. (I HATE MATH! xD)
[] Astraphobia - Fear of thunder and lightening.
[] Ataxophobia - Fear of disorder or untidiness.
[] Atelophobia - Fear of imperfection.
[] Atychiphobia - Fear of failure.
[] Autophobia - Fear of being alone.

B
[] Bacteriophobia - Fear of bacteria.
[] Barophobia - Fear of gravity.
[] Bathmophobia - Fear of stairs or steep.
[] Batrachophobia - Fear of amphibians.
[] Bibliophobia - Fear of books.
[] Botanophobia - Fear of plants.

C
[x] Cacophobia - Fear of ugliness.
[] Catagelophobia - Fear of being ridiculed publicly.
[] Catoptrophobia - Fear of mirrors.
[] Chionophobia - Fear of snow.
[] Chromophobia - Fear of colors.
[] Chronomentrophobia - Fear of clocks.
[] Claustrophobia - Fear of confined spaces.
[x] Coulrophobia - Fear of clowns. (I just hate them, though.)
[] Cyberphobia - Fear of computers.
[] Cynophobia - Fear of dogs.

D
[] Dendrophobia - Fear of trees.
[xx] Dentophobia - Fear of dentists.
[] Domatophobia - Fear of houses.
[] tychiphobia (spell?) – fear of accidents.

E
[] Ecophobia - Fear of the home.
[] Elurophobia - Fear of cats.
[] Ephebiphobia - Fear of teenagers.
[] Equinophobia - Fear of horses.

G
[] Gophobia - Fear of marriage.
[] Genuphobia - Fear of knees.
[] Glossophobia - Fear of speaking in public.
[] Gynophobia - Fear of women.

H
[] Heliophobia - Fear of the sun.
[] Hemophobia - Fear of blood.
[] Herpetophobia - Fear of reptiles.
[] Hydrophobia - Fear of water.

I
[xx] Itrophobia - Fear of doctors.
[] Insectophobia - Fear of insects.

K
[] Koinoniphobia - Fear of rooms.

L
[] Lekophobia - Fear of the color white.
[] Lilapsophobia - Fear of tornadoes and hurricanes.
[xx] Lockiophobia - Fear of childbirth. (THE DEATH OF VAGINAS! D: )

M
[] Mageirocophobia - Fear of cooking.
[] Melanophobia - Fear of the color black.
[] Microphobia - Fear of small things.
[] Mysophobia - Fear of dirt and germs.

N
[] Necrophobia - Fear of death or dead things.
[] Noctiphobia - Fear of the night.
[xx] Nosocomephobia - Fear of hospitals.

O
[] Obesophobia - Fear of gaining weight
[] Octophobia - Fear of the figure 8.
[] Ombrophobia - Fear of rain.
[] Ophidiophobia - Fear of snakes.
[] Ornithophobia - Fear of birds. (This would've been ironic.)

P
[] Papyrophobia - Fear of paper.
[xxx] Pathophobia - Fear of disease.
[] Pedophobia - Fear of children.
[] Philophobia - Fear of love.
[] Phobophobia - Fear of being afraid.
[] Podophobia - Fear of feet.
[] Porphyrophobia - Fear of the color purple.
[] Pteridophobia - Fear of ferns.
[] Pteromerhanophobia - Fear of flying.
[x] Pyrophobia - Fear of fire.

S
[x] Scolionophobia - Fear of school.
[] Selenophobia - Fear of the moon.
[] Sociophobia - Fear of social evaluation.
[] Somniphobia - Fear of sleep.

T
[] Tachophobia - Fear of speed.
[] Technophobia - Fear of technology.
[] Tonitrophobia - Fear of thunder.
[xx] Trypanophobia - Fear of injections.

V-Z
[] Venustraphobia - Fear of beautiful women.
[] Verminophobia - Fear of germs.
[] Wiccaphobia - Fear of witches and witchcraft.
[] Xenophobia - Fear of strangers
[] Zoophobia - Fear of animals

...I thought I'd X much more than I did, and I swear on Dead Space, The Darkness and my dick that this was answered honestly.

]]> ~TheRandomnessDude http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/21284866/ http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/21284866/ Sun, 02 Nov 2008 14:03:52 PST It's pretty fucking scary so far, with an intriguing plot. The gameplay is awesome too, the lack of HUD really helps making the game feel "real", plus, alot of the tech in the game is perfectly logical. Sorry kids; No Lightsabers.

And time to spam you shit about my life.
School's going alright, we're learning Web nowadays, and how to create simple HTML sites. We just created a simple site using Dreamweaver, but we've also learnt basic HTML codes. So hoorah, time to make porn sites galore. 8D
Oh, and me and some friends had a Halloween night where we played a little Dead Space, and watched 28 Days Later and 28 Weeks Later. Good movies.
Oh, and wants me to make a blog. Do you think a "Random Blog, Blacker Than The Blackest Black, Times Infinity!" is a good idea? Spam me your vote, and win a free blowjob from Jenna Haze!* And well, the band's going alright, I've decided I'm gonna start letting them record stuff, and not just do everything myself, even though they kinda force me to do everything by not doing anything <_<
Oh, and Opeth is playing 3 concerts in Sweden. Me and some friends are planning on a little field trip. 8D
Let's see, is there anything left mentioning? Oh yeah; First person to comment gets a special little suprise gift. And no, it's not Death (This time. xD)

That's all,
The Dude.

*Blowjob is not actually free and a huge amount of money will be drawn from your bank account at the point of climax. And let's pretend this text is so small that not even a binoc loving stalker can read it.

]]> ~TheRandomnessDude http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/21234371/ http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/21234371/ Thu, 30 Oct 2008 15:19:29 PDT But instead of being random and making you people laugh, I will prove to you all that I actually own half a brain, like I did with my journal about pornography. Now, there's alot of people *cough*emoshitbags*cough* that say they're Bi-Polar, and personally, I think they should all go and shove whatever they think they are up their own ass. Yeah, bad one, I know. Anyways, alot of people say they are bi-polar, but are they really? Devin Townsend (Strapping Young Lad, Devin Townsend Band) is bi-polar, yet, he seems like a really happy, down to earth, and funny ass guy. He might have some demons, but we all do. There are probably those that say they are bi-polar so they can bitch all they want and have a "reason", but a person who really is bi-polar wouldn't tell everybody that they have a mental illness, as mental illnesses are sorta "taboo" in our society (Although we have come to accept many, but don't tell me you wouldn't be spooked if a guy said he never sleeps. Ever.)

So I think alot of the people saying that they're bi-polar are simply bluffing, because yeah, you don't go around telling everybody you are moody and very depressed. Now, there are probably a few of these persons who say that some shrink told them they were, but still, are they really? The psychiatrists might diagnose wrong, and instead of seeing a person they can help, instead of seeing someone they can help, they just see another person they can dose down with happy pills, so they get their paycheck. Yes, I am very sceptical of psychiatrists, but c'mon, I'd rather seek a friend to help me, who would do it because he/she cares about me, and not some dude getting paid to listen to me yapping and yapping, even though I know he really doesn't listen.

But then, there are those who actually are bi-polar, and do not take what I've written so far the wrong way, I am not saying you guys need to grow a pair, because it's not your fault. I am simply talking about how "popular" being bi-polar has become, and that you have many posers amongst your ranks. I actually have a friend who is bi-polar (Won't say who for the sake of that person, so we'll call that person..Bob.) and Bob can sit threee days straight and just stare at the wall, because Bob is depressed. Can you, who say you are bi-polar, but don't really have any proof, do that? All of you people who say you have it, for the love of me, grow up and stop being emos. And for you who actually have it; Seek help with people you know. Venting is actually very good for you.

That's all for now,
The Dude.

]]> ~TheRandomnessDude http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/21078118/ http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/21078118/ Mon, 20 Oct 2008 11:33:31 PDT
Dead Space: Either buying this on Release(23rd) or Halloween, I'm not gonna play it until Halloween anyways, because me 'n some friends are gonna make our pants brown when we play this. On Halloween.
Fable 2: Preordered, picking it up on Friday
Fallout 3: Not out yet, but I'm gonna prioritize (Mainly because I want a new guitar) and buy this later
Gears of War 2: Not out yet, but I'm gonna preorder it once I get more money from the suckers giving me a scholarship.

That's it for now,
God.

]]> ~TheRandomnessDude http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/20954732/ http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/20954732/ Sun, 12 Oct 2008 14:11:04 PDT You all suck
I want a pony.

]]> ~TheRandomnessDude http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/20871118/ http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/20871118/ Tue, 07 Oct 2008 09:03:42 PDT
Fire can be fun, but not around grownups with anxiety.

Piss puts out fires pretty fast.

Oil does not.

Especially not Rocket Fuel.

Bycicles are people too.

Frying pans do NOT work as substitute skateboards.

Neither do faces.

Spacing out in front of friends leads to 2 of 3 ignoring you, and 1 of 3 laughing at you.

Eyeballs are squishy.

Fable 2 comes out in 3 weeks.

So does Fallout 3.

And Dead Space.

And a week after that, Gears of War 2 comes out.

And I will be broke.

Quiz Ninja is currently in Singapore, slaughtering the remnants of the Quiz Samurais.

Azumanga Daioh is a random Anime which never ceases to amaze me with its randomness.

Ghost in the Shell is an awesome Anime.

It's Cyberpunk, bitches!

Sorry. You're not a bitch.

Not yet.

I usually don't like Anime.

Red is a color, but Red can also be a name.

I like food.

Yeah, I decided to skip the whole "Tell you about my life" thing and instead do something completely unpredictable. 8D
So, I'm gonna upload some pictures soon, and of course some Umbrium writing, which I haven't uploaded due to lazyness and school.

Last, but not least, check this out; [link]
That's Steph, she's the webcomic artist behind Bristled ( [link] ) and well, she needs your dough. You can of course donate, but since no one gives away money on THE INTERNETZ, buy a commission or something. You get a fancy drawing, she gets fancy money, it's simpler than a face made from a watermelon by a salesman's drugged half-niece with pointy pickles shoved down her nostrils. Yeah. So, buy a commission or die. Because you guys care about art, and want to keep it alive, so help her keep it alive by keeping her alive. With your green papers of joy. Made from brown trees. Yeah.

That's all for now,
The Dude.

]]> ~TheRandomnessDude http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/20077158/ http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/20077158/ Thu, 21 Aug 2008 11:54:27 PDT
1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.

Mass Effect: Revelation.
"..time to process the information. It was alot to wrap.."


2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?

My hoodie.


3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

'According to Jim'


4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

20:45


5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

20:45


6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

My little brother running around and yelling.


7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

2 seconds ago, I was with Casandra and Tommy


8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

dA Journals.


9. What are you wearing?

A black t-shirt with a drum kit motive on it, grey cargo pants, Snoopy boxers and some dark blue socks.


10. Did you dream last night?

I dreamt I was a marine in the army, but I was going to work under the sea, and suddenly I was in 'The Little Mermaid', killing everybody. Then I woke up. <___<


11. When did you last laugh?

Just now, webcomics are funny. x3


12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?

Posters, two shelves, a painting of some fancy schmancy artist and a couple of nails from me and Tommy's failed attempt at..I can't even remember, I just know we failed. xD


13. Seen anything weird lately?

Chick with brittle bone disease.


14. What do you think of this quiz?

Meh, don't like being forced to do stuff.


15. What is the last film you saw?

Wall-E. Saw it for free, and like a week or two before it even comes out here in Norway (At a cinema).


16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

The legal rights to Star Wars. I want a lightsaber! DX


17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.

My Mass Effect: Ascension book just came in the mail, but I have to go get it. DX


18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

I would make myself a God. xD


19. Do you like to dance?

Sometimes.


20. George Bush:

Funny funny man.


21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Mega-Man.


22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Mega-Man.


23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Planning on it.


24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?

"Sorry, err, I was just...Keeping your throne warm and comfy for you. Here you go. No--that's alright, I'll just sit on the floor--yes, yes it's alright with me."


25.Tag six people who must also do this in THEIR journal:
Sofie
Emilie
SassyChicInCamo
Carley(I'm getting back at you for turning Unibrow Ghost against me!)
Nejilvr
A stickman.

]]> ~TheRandomnessDude http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/20042647/ http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/20042647/ Tue, 19 Aug 2008 13:57:42 PDT
1. If you were to choose a new name for yourself, what would it be?
- Deathbringer or Reaper. Or Bob. xD

2. If you were given an extra $10 in change at Walmart, what would you do with it and why?
- Keep it, it's their fault for not paying attention.

3. What’s the biggest lesson you’ve learned from your past relationships?
- I'm awesome in bed. xD

4. What’s one of your worst habits?
- I like sleep too much.

5. What was the best day of the past week for you - why?
- Today, the people from DHL came to steal my 360 8D

6. What are you wearing today which is most reflective of who you are?
- T-shirt, I think. Opeth band T-shirt

7. Choose a unique item from your wallet and explain why you carry it around.
- My..Money? xD

8. Share one of your most embarrassing moments.
- Can't remember too many emarrasing, but I'll tell you about an awkward one. First day of school, when we were all sitting in the classroom, staring at eachother and everyone being all quiet 'n stuff.

9. If you were given a million dollars and 24 hours to spend it in, (no depositing it in the bank or investing it) what would you buy?
- I'd buy my own skatepark, my own concert locale, and a Gaskell Explorer Classic.

]]> ~TheRandomnessDude http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/20016704/ http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/20016704/ Mon, 18 Aug 2008 05:44:28 PDT
And now; Quiz time!

RULES:
Select 10 of YOUR OCs and fill them into the list below. All reactions to the below situations will be answered in-character by a different OC.

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LIST
1. Tommy Estacado
2. Baxter Everymansson
3. Ryan Crossworth
4. Yeyinde Skarr
5. Kerrigan 'Kerry' don'trememberlastname. xD
6. Odin Norsename
7. Jack Gruntson
8. Brendon Sweepster
9. Eric Tremolo
10. Gregory M. Gorefest

Heh, heh...this'll be interesting. x3;
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1. [8 - Brendon] wants to take you to a theme park --
Me: Brendon, I don't think they have a bubble wrap--
Brendon: EVERY THEME PARK MUST HAVE THE BUBBLE WRAP ATTRACTION! IT'S DECIDED BY..ME. AND I'M THE CUSTOMER, SO I'M ALWAYS RIGHT. So there. Ha. No, stop crying--Shhh, stop crying, Carnie.
Me: Great, you made the carnie cry.

2. You're alone in a locked room with [2 - Bax] --
Me: Bax, tunneling your way out with your nose isn't gonna work.
Bax: How DARE you disrespect the fancy art of Nose Digging?
Me: Like this; I am disrespecting the fancy art of Nose Digging.
Bax: ...I SHALL HAVE MY REVENGE.

3. [4 - Yeyinde] just stole your cookie --
Me: Yeyinde, that was my cookie!
Yeyinde: Well, I could just eat your face instead.
Me:...Keep that cookie. It's good. Try it. *feeds Yeyinde the cookie and forces him to chew* nomnomnomnom...

4. [6 - Odin] has been acting suspicious lately --
Odin: Hey guys, lets try one of MY songs!
Rest of the band: This is the end of Lost Vikings.

5. There seems to be something different about [1 - Tommy Estacado], but you can't quite put your finger on it --
Me: ...Did you get a haircut?
Tommy: No.
Me: Shave?
Tommy: No.
Saw Angela get killed over and over in your dreams?
Tommy: Yep.

6. [10 - Greg] suddenly hates your guts --
Me: WHY THE HELL ARE YOU BEING A PMS-FESTERING WHORE?!
Greg: I'm Greg, the Bassist. If I don't hate someone, then I'm doing something wrong.
Me: Oh..Right...Carry on then.
Greg: Your mother likes Ass To Mouth.
Me: So do you--*PUNCH'D*

7. You just murdered [3 - Ryan] --
Me: HOLY FUCKING GOD, I JUST KILLED RYAN!
Kerry: Huh, I always figured Bax would kill him. In a sledding accident. During the summer. Without a sled. But with..Ryan as the sled. Heh heh. Face-sledding--
Me: WAIT, THAT'S A METAL SONG TITLE!

8. [5 - Kerry] reports that your freezer lacks ice cream --
Kerry: Bird, you useless piece of shit! I'M ON MY PERIOD, AND I DON'T HAVE ANY ICECREAM! DO YOU WANT TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS TO A GIRL ON HER PERIOD WHEN SHE HAS NOOOO ICECREAM?! HUH? I'LL KILL YOU AND RAPE YOUR THROAT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S BOILING EYES!!! I'LL--
Me: Kerry, you're looking at the TV. The freezer's over there.
Kerry:...You're so sweet! ^___^

9. [8 - Brendon] has fallen in love with [6 - Odin], who is currently in a relationship with [2 - Bax], who you have a crush on --
...No, I will not indulge in the phenomenon known as "Sausage fest Org... ]]> ~TheRandomnessDude http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/19966488/ http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/19966488/ Fri, 15 Aug 2008 08:33:42 PDT
Fucking amateurs.

]]> ~TheRandomnessDude http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/19900710/ http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/19900710/ Mon, 11 Aug 2008 15:58:59 PDT
I'm starting school in like, 7 days, no 6 days! DX Yeah, excited, but it's still school..Then again, I'll be playing with Photoshop all day long =3...Me and Jørn need to find a way to get to school fast, because it's in the middle of the city and we're..not in the middle of the city, so we need to figure out a route or something.

Anyways, my Xbox 360 is blind. It has lost the ability to show me an image on the TV, so I'm sending it in for repairs, luckily, free of charge. The coffin should arrive sometime during the next 5 days. So it's gonna be gone for like 2-3 weeks, but hey, atleast they didn't charge me.

Aaaaand last, but not least, Jack Gruntson from Death Mental now has an MSN adress;
drepduselv@hotmail.com

Edit:
Now Brendon Sweepster has one too;
ImmortalEMG@hotmail.com

That's all,
The Dude

]]> ~TheRandomnessDude http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/19809934/ http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/19809934/ Wed, 06 Aug 2008 13:52:34 PDT 1. Tom
2. Bird
3. Totally Awesome Tom

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU'VE HAD:
1. baXterjr
2. PissWater
3. Birdman? xD

THREE THINGS YOU'VE EATEN:
1. FOOOOOD,
2. DELICIOUS
3. FOOOOOOD! 8D

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. I'm what God would look like if he existed. And was human. And was me.
2. I'm what God would act like if he existed. And was human. And maybe was partially insane.
3. I'm what God SHOULD'VE condemned me for blasphemy, but because I'm God, I'm not going to Hell. I think. 8D

THREE THINGS YOU DISLIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Teeth
2.
3.


THREE PARTS OF YOUR ORIGINS:
1. Norwegian
2. Israelian
3. Think I have some Swedish and French in me too. xD


THREE THINGS YOU'RE AFRAID OF:
1. Losing a loved one.
2.
3.

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. ...Who says I'm wearing anything? ;D
2.
3.

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Sleep
2. Food
3. Recreational Tools(Internet, video games, guitar..)

THREE IMPORTANT OBJECTS:
1. FOOD
2. BED
3. PR0N.

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS:
1. Dethklok
2. Opeth
3. Foo Fighters

THREE WAYS TO BE HAPPY:
1. High Metabolism
2. Eat what you want
3. Tell people how lucky you are of it infront of fat people/people with low metabolism

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
1. Thunderhorse
2. Everlong(Acoustic/Grandspas Guitars Version)
3. Dethspace

THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
1. Get either a Dean Dimebag FBD Signature Model or a Gaskell Explorer Classic
2. Get all awesome games that are coming
3. Learn how to Riverdance (I'm kidding xD)

THREE THINGS YOU REGRET:
1. I regret being an impulsive twat
2. I regret all negative emotions I've caused('Cept to people who like, deserved it..Or if it was funny.)
3. I regret not have taken over the universe and sold to the Fox Network yet.

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. Lots of Sex
2. Lots of Love
3. Lots of Food

THREE IMPORTANT THINGS YOU'VE GIVEN TO THE WORLD:
1. Me
2. Me
3. Me

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in order):
1. I can't wait for the new Mass Effect book to arrive at my doorstep
2. I want a hamburger right now
3. Excluding the meat.

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX:
1. Eyes/Hair
2. Rack
3. Ass
(Really;
1. Personality
2. Brains
3. Body)

THREE EMOTIONAL THINGS YOU LIKE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX:
1. Uhm...Happiness?
2. Horniness?
3. Love..ness? xD

THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1. I cannot lick my elbow
2. I cannot kiss my ass
3. I cannot lick the inside of my nostril

THREE THINGS YOU MISS FROM YOUR PAST:
1. Not considered being weird if I had a duel to the death with my friend using sticks
2. Not held accountable for your actions
3. No homework

THREE GIFTS YOU WOULD LIKE TO RECEIVE:
1. The World
2. Mars
3. A book. With faces. That have been melted off. Yeah.

THREE REASONS WHY YOU ARE WHO YOU ARE:
1.... Charismatic
2. ... Charming
3. ....Overconfident

THREE OF YOU YOUR FAVOURITE HOBBIES:
1. Skateboarding
2. Guitar
3. Being evil/selling Timeshare apartments

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Have sex
2. Eat food
3. Sleep

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. Starting an animation firm/label/thing
2. Taking over the universe
3. Professional Smartass. With Dental coverage.


THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO FOR HOLIDAY:
1. USA
2. Japan
3. BACK IN TIME! 8D

THREE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS:
1. Jackie Estacado
2. Alucard
3. The Angelus<3

THREE BOY’S NAMES:
1. Jack
2. Soap
3. Mega-Man

THREE GIRL'S NAMES:
1. Claire
2. Christina
3. Mega-Man

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Take over the universe
2. Kill all 12 year old n00bs on Halo 3 lololololololol
3. Construct a space ship that can take me to Mars, where I am crowned king. By Martians. They're green. Heh heh.

]]> ~TheRandomnessDude http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/19764371/ http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/19764371/ Mon, 04 Aug 2008 04:45:31 PDT
Anyways, I'm almost done with Chapter 7 of Umbrium, and I'm gonna post up Chapter 1 tomorrow. Yes, I'm a cheap bastard who's holding out on you like some evil scumbag wiggling a bone in front of a poor dog. xD

I've also decided to do some...Controversial Joker fanart, because the entire world has accepted the late Heath Ledger as the next Messiah and hopes Moses will join him and lead the world's population to the promised land of Christopher Nolan.

Also, Death Mental 5 is up, and both Linn and I hope you all enjoy it ^^
[link]
If not, go forth and die.

In other, non-dA related news, I'm starting school in 2 weeks, 14 days exactly, and I'm pretty excited, being an awesome school with enough technological gadgets to make me wet my pants over and over in public and not even mind, but yeah..It's school. And it's in the city. Which means I need to get up early to take a stinking buss with all kinds of douchebags every-single-day.

Also, I need my fix.

That's all for now,
The Dude.

]]> ~TheRandomnessDude http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/19729930/ http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/19729930/ Sat, 02 Aug 2008 03:53:06 PDT
Many years ago today something grew
inside of your mother...
That thing was you

YOU

YOU YOU YOU YOU

Did she scream did she cry
Only those that are born are the ones that
Get to die

One more year closer to dying
Rotting organs ripping grinding
Biological discordance
Birthday equals self abhorrence

Years keep passing aging always
Mutate into vapid slugs
Doctor gives a new perscription
Bullet in a fucking gun

One more year closer to dying
Plastic surgeons fuel the lying
You forget why you came in here
Your mind rots with every New Year

RSVP PLEASE
For the DETH of thee
You have little time
And you're running out of life

Happy Birthday
You're gonna die

Now you're old and full of hatred
Take a pill to masturbatred
Children point to you and scream
Because they will become that thing

One more year of further suffering
There's no point of fucking bluffing
Open up your DETHDAY present
It's a box of fucking nothing

RSVP PLEASE
For the DETH of thee
You have little time
And you're running out of life

DIE DIE
DETHDAY
BIRTHDAY
DETHDAY
DIE DIE
DETHDAY
BIRTHDAY
DETHDAY

RSVP PLEASE
For the DETH of thee
You have little time
And you're running out of life

Happy Birthday
You're gonna die

Link to song: [link]

Yeah, I only have 1 plan for my birthday; Blast Birthday Dethday out of my speakers on repeat all day (I won't even be back until like 8 PM, so I'll just leave it on, to annoy the neighbours. >: D)

]]> ~TheRandomnessDude http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/19703854/ http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/19703854/ Thu, 31 Jul 2008 16:41:08 PDT

1.Post these rules.
2.People tagged must post 8 things each about themselves in their journals.
3.Tag eight people and post their icons on the same journal.
4.Go to their pages and send a message saying you tagged them.
5.No tag-backs.

1. My dethday's in two days(Dethday=Birthday)
2. I'm gonna see Norway's hugest solar eclipse since 1954 tomorrow.
3. I'm gonna wish for Darkness powers. xD
4. I've figured out most of the Season 2 songs from Metalocalypse by ear
5. I can't wait for more Metalocalypse.
6. I'm currently listening to "CockBlocked" by Dethklok
7. Now I'm listening to "Yopo" by Dethklok
8. I'm going to bed.

I tag;
Carley
SassyChicInCamo
Sofie
Emilie
Angel-Fall
Doomie
The Aliens studying Earth and anal probing us <_<
Saint Patrick

]]> ~TheRandomnessDude http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/19663024/ http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/19663024/ Tue, 29 Jul 2008 14:16:39 PDT Serena Dawn is to be finished before 31st of August, and SoD 2 is to 2/3rds finished before New Years. But my main focus right now is Umbrium. But don't worry, I'll take a couple of breaks from it to work on other stuff.

In other, non-work related news:
Tommy and Joachim are back from the US, meaning that we can start up band practices again, but they got fancy equipment they bought cheap in America, and I'm stuck with my gear. Tommy got a Line 6 POD X3 LIVE effects board, and I'm digging the Metallica effect on it. I'm also planning on investing in a used Dimebag Signature FBD Lefty guitar I saw on Finn.no, a Norwegian online market, a bit like Ebay, but without the auction thingie.

Also, Hot Country is Hot. -_-;

Th--th--th--that's all, folks!

The Dude.

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We've started fixing up the house now, tearing down the asbestos plates on the house and painting the wood panel under it, and it's starting to look pretty good, like a totally different house. Yeah, doesn't mean I'm happy about having to actually *do* something, so I try and find ways to escape the boring hell that is renovating.

Anyways, there's an Iron Maiden concert near where I live (Takes like 10 minutes to walk there) in about two days, and I hope they'll play as good as they did the last time they were in Oslo (Which was last year.)

Oh, and something cool is gonna happen on the 29th, so keep an eye out.

Aaaaand finally, Norway's hugest solar eclipse since 1954 happens on August 1st, the day before my birthday. I'm so pissed that it's not on my birthday, because this one's gonna blacken the entire place. That's awesome, and my birthday's on the 2nd. <___< Why couldn't I be born on the 1st?! DX

That's all,
Teh Dudez

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Clue 1: [link]

Clue 2: [link]

Clue 3: [link]

That's all for now

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"L E A V E--A--C O M M E N T--A N D--I--W I L L..."

A) Tell you why I friended you,

B) Associate you with something - fandom, a song, a colour, a photo, etc.,

C) Tell you something I like about you,

D) Tell you a memory I have of you,

E) Ask something I've always wanted to know about you,

F) Tell you my favorite pic of yours,

G) In return, you must post this in your journal.

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I'm gonna use 3 OCs

Tommy
Kerry
Yeyinde


1. Cool, so, lets see.... how old were you when
Tommy: I was 13 I think.
Kerry: 16 I think.
Yeyinde: I think I was 20 or something.

2. Do you remember who it was?
Tommy: A cop. We did it over the interrogation desk.
Kerry: Just an old boyfrind, he was like 26 or something.
Yeyinde: My one true love; Eva. ^_^

3. Alrighty then, how often do you fap it? ;D
Tommy: I don't 'fap it'.
Kerry: Whenever Ray isn't home and I need some satisfaction. Or if I have troubles thinking.
Yeyinde: ....What's 'fap it'? o.O

4. Bondage?
Tommy: No. You sick fuck.
Kerry: I guess a little tying here and there can be nice, but nothing extreme.
Yeyinde:...'Bondage'? o.O

5. Oh! I forgot, where was the location where you first lost it?
Tommy: The police station.
Kerry: At his house.
Yeyinde: On the planet Sacred Haven.

6. Are you taken? And if so, have you slept around secretly? << >>
Tommy: Taken. And no, I don't need to sleep around with other people.
Kerry: Also taken, and the same answer as Tommy.
Yeyinde: Why would I sleep around with other people than Eva?

7. Do you get jealous easily when someone you like/love shows affection to another?
Tommy: Kinda.
Kerry: YES.
Yeyinde: Depends on who that person is. But I guess it's kinda coded into the male to be atleast a little jealous if your mate spends alot of time with another male.

8. Have you.... slept with a relative?
Tommy: No.
Kerry: Hope not.
Yeyinde: Nope.

9. Have you.... had sex in public?
Tommy: Yup, public bathroom.
Kerry: You too?
Tommy: Yeah.
Kerry: Cool.
Yeyinde: Lots of times

10. Have you.... fapped in public?
Tommy: hat kind of sick person are you?
Kerry: You're so stiff, Tommy. Yeah, I have.
Yeyinde: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS FAPPING THING?!

11. Have you.... given a fellatio?
Tommy: Many times.
Kerry: What mister Dark and Grim said.
Yeyinde: Fell-a-tio? o.O
Kerry: When you lick Eva downstairs.
Yeyinde: Oooooooh..Yup.

12. Have you.... received a fellatio?
Tommy: What grown man hasn't?
Kerry: Yeah, I have. It was alright.
Yeyinde: Wait, but I don't have a vagina! D:
Tommy: You don't need--forget it. For being a person who has sex alot, you sure know very little about it, Yeyinde.

13. From who?
Tommy: Supermodels, hookers, other women, etc etc.
Kerry: Old boyfriends and such.

14. Have you ever passed out in the act?
Tommy: I was bludgeoned half to death with a tire iron. Of course I passed out.
Kerry and Yeyinde: *shocked*
Tommy: Don't ask, she was a bit..Looney.

15. Threesome?
Tommy: I've had one. Overrated.
Kerry: Nah.
Yeyinde: Threesome? Is that when three people do it?
Tommy: Congratulations. You actually know something about something you do almost every day.
Yeyinde: But I've never had a threes--
Tommy: I MEANT SEX.

16. Who would you wanna do a threesome with?
Tommy: No one really.
Kerry: Sure, that one dude from Lost with the blonde hair and Samurai Jack.
Yeyinde: Why would I want to have sex with another person as well as Eva? o.o

17. Any secret crushes?
Tommy: No.
Kerry: Nope.
Yeyinde: But Eva knows I'm in love with her, how can it be a sec--
Tommy: *hits Yeyinde with a tire iron* Bird, why the fuck did you ask YEYINDE to do this quiz?
Me: Ionno. Kicks.

18. Ever woken up in someone's house that you didn't know?
Tommy: Usually, it's because someone wants to kill me, not because of sex.
Kerry: I've only had like..2 one night stands.
Yeyinde: Yeah, but not after sex. I mean, why would someone move me from my bed after sex and put me in someone else's house?

19. Men, how big is your wankwank?
Tommy: That's none of your business.
Kerry: What's the matter Tommy? Are all your Darkness powers compensating for something..Tiny? *snicker*
Tommy: If you were a man, I'd kill you. <__<
Kerry: Aaaanyways, I'm a girl. So no wankwank.
Yeyinde: ...Wankwank? o.O

20. Ladies, two questions, cup size?
Kerry: Why don't you come here and find out? ;D
Tommy:...I'm telling Ray, just to spi... ]]> ~TheRandomnessDude http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/19278841/ http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/19278841/ Wed, 09 Jul 2008 07:42:57 PDT
Death Mental's got a homepage now, here's the link: [link]
Hooray 8D


Also, since I won't get Eternity's sneak peek finished up before my SoD: Ultimate deadline, I'll simply release it as it is. I'll post a link to a download first, and upload the stuff to dA once I feel like it. Or you could simply ask me over MSN.

Also, I've started on a project, it's working title is "First Contact". I'll post a cryptic text or picture or something, and I'll see what you think it is. xD

Edit:
I just found out that I got into the school I applied for, Elvebakken. Hooray

]]> ~TheRandomnessDude http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/19259024/ http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/19259024/ Mon, 07 Jul 2008 17:01:05 PDT [ ] I think I'm ugly sometimes.
[x] I have many scars. (well i got one on my hand who barely is see-able from me cutting myself on a knife in cookingclass at school-_-)
[x] I tan easily. (No, I don't. Actually I got hugde problems with that, but then again, never cared about tan. )
[ ] I wish my hair was a different colour. (I want so many colors..)
[ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair colour.

[ ] I have a tattoo.
[ ] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
[ ]I have/I've had braces. (Yeah but when i quitted my teeth got back again so i'm at the same spot as I started. The bunnygirl of doom!)
[ ] I wear glasses.
[ ] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
[x] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
[ ] I have more than 2 piercing.
[ ] I have piercing in places besides my ears.
[x] I have freckles. (Think so atleast xDDD)
[ ] I hate my dad.
[x] I hate my mom. (In a way xD)
[x] I have a brother. (Two)
[ ] I have a sister.
[ ] I've run away from home.
[ ] I've been kicked out of the house.
[ ] My biological parents are together.
[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[x] I want to have kids someday
[ ] I've had children.
[ ] I've lost a child.
[x] I'm in school.
[x] I have a job. (Yes I have. Writing for free..Oh wait, that ain't really a job..Fuck.)
[x] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
[ ] I almost always do my homework. (When I feel like it xD)
[ ] I've missed a week or more of school.
[ ] I've been on the Honour Roll within the last 2 years.(What's an Honor Roll?)
[ ] I failed more than 1 class last year.
[ ] I've stolen something from my job.
[ ] I've been fired.
[ ] I've slipped out an "lol" in a spoken conversation.
[ ] Disney movies still make me cry. (Nope.)
[ ] I've peed from laughing.
[ ] I've snorted while laughing.
[x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[x] I've had my pants rip in public. (Yup, did it on purpose 8D)
[x] I was born with a disease/impairment. (My right eye can't look to the right.)
[x] I've gotten stitches/staples.
[x] I've broken a bone. (Many times.)
[ ] I've had my tonsils removed.
[x] I've sat in a doctor’s office/emergency room with a friend.
[ ] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[ ] I had a serious surgery.
[x] I've had chickenpox
[x] I was born in a different country.
[ ] I've driven over 200 miles in one day.
[x] I've been on a plane. ( AIRPLANE!)
[ ] I've been to Canada.
[ ] I've been to Mexico.
[ ] I've been to Niagara Falls.
[ ] I've been to Japan. (Want to.)
[ ] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[x] I've been to Europe. (No wai!)
[ ] I've been to Africa.
[x] I've gotten lost in my city. (Yup, never ever trust directions from a clerk. xD)
[ ] I've seen a shooting star.
[ ] I've wished on a shooting star
[ ] I've seen a meteor shower.
[x] I've gone out in public in my pyjamas. (Underwear.)
[x] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[ ] I've kicked a guy where it hurts. (Unethical.)
[ ] I've been to a casino
[ ] I've been skydiving.
[x] I've gone skinny dipping.
[x] I've played spin the bottle.
[ ] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one day.
[ ] I've crashed a car.
[x] I've been Skiing. (I try to as often as I can, but it's expensive as hell.)
[x] I've been in a play.
[ ] I've met someone in person from myspace.
[x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[x] I've seen the Northern lights.
[x] I've sat on a roof top at night
[x] I've played chicken.
[x] I've played a prank on someone. (Many many times)
[x] I've ridden in a taxi.
[ ] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[x] I've eaten sushi.
[x] I've been snowboarding.
[ ] I'm single.
[x] I'm in a relationship.
[x] I'm engaged.
[ ] I'm married.
[x] I've gone on a blind date.
[ ] I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
[ ] I miss someone right now.
[x] I have a fear of abandonment.
[ ] I've gotten divorced.
[ ] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[ ] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
[ ] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[ ] I've kept something from a past relationship.
[ ] I've had a crush on someone of the same sex.
[ ] I'm bi.
[ ] I'm gay.
[x] I've had sex.
[x] I've had phone sex.
[x] I've cybered.
[x] I've had sex in public.
[ ] I've had a crush on a teacher. (Just lust, nothing more.)
[x] I am a cuddler.
[x] I've been kissed... ]]> ~TheRandomnessDude http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/19204057/ http://TheRandomnessDude.deviantart.com/journal/19204057/ Fri, 04 Jul 2008 14:19:36 PDT
So today is 4th of July, which is America's independence day, and every year, most people with old American cars meet up at this huge place. Because I own an old and very rare American car(1964 Oldsmobile Starfire Convertible Anniversary Model, only about 2001/2002 made) we drove up. We didn't really do much except look at other cars and sit around really. Two chicks were checking me out though, and they talked to me for a while. They were Swedish, and real friendly, but as you all know, I'm already in a relationship. ^_^

I've been really lazy when it comes to uploading stuff, and I've taken a "break" of sorts. Although I do work on Death Mental, but not really intense and stuff. I'll try and upload some stuff tomorrow.

Oh, and if you haven't checked out Death Mental yet, it's a comic strip and I have created, that is about a geek who moves in with a girl and a death metal band. xD
Links to the first 3 strips:
[link]
[link]
[link]

Yup, those are the first three, we're currently designing all the band members, we've done like 2 out of 5. xD Hang in there. xD

That's all for now,
The Dude.

PS: Beating Mass Effect again for achievements 8D

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