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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 03 Oct 2009 19:36:58 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Eat healthier.<br />Exercise more.<br />Smile more often.<br />Be more social, go out with friends.<br />Get a haircut which can be defined as normal by society.<br />Keep all negative comments to your self<br />Go to work, and be a productive member of society.<br />Dress in an acceptable manner which you will not be judged on by society.<br />dont chew with your mouth open.<br />Saturated fats and artificial flavors are bad.<br />Be kind to everyone.<br />Stop feeling sad and empty.<br />Respect all members of your family.<br />Drink more electrolyte filled water.<br />Repress your beliefs to please others.<br />Sit nice and tidy at parties, be social and drink to become accepted.<br />Cry less in public.<br />Stop laughing at your own weaknesses.<br />Walk correctly, or be looked down upon.<br />Listen only to popular music.<br />Have a serious career, No one becomes successful out of something so childish.<br />Watch more tv keep in touch with pop culture.<br />Keep in contact with all freinds.<br />Stop being afraid.<br />buy a house, 4 rooms 1 bathroom.<br />Imagination is stupid and usless.<br />Have religion, follow a god.<br />Be a better sibling.<br />Stop being such a failure.<br />Take life seriously, stop fooling around.<br />Obey close family.<br />respect everyone, including people you have never met & will never meet.<br />Become part of my peers.<br />Daydreaming is for fools who have nothing better to do.<br />Stay within your culture, expanding means you hate your own culture and a disgrace.<br />Cry less in public.<br />Have a nice car.<br />Be less pathetic, stop wasting time.<br />Please the general population by working in a cubicle and doing a job you hate but get high income.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Omg.. how do i even start...This is emberrasing...</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 30 Sep 2009 14:09:51 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ you people will never believe what just happened no less than 15 minutes ago. so my sister and her boyfriend came home while i was watching TV and they went into the kitchen to get some drinks. while in the kitchen they were doing their whole lovey dovey thing and kissing and playing grab-ass and what not, and it was unappealing to me, so i went up to my room. a few minutes later, i heard them enter into my sister's room and then some rustling occurred. i thought nothing of it, they were probably just making out again on her bed. then i heard her scream and i got worried so i ran over to her room, and opened the door, got on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur! open to door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur! BOOM BOOM CHACKLAKKALAKKA BOOM BOOM BOOM CHACKLAKKALAKKA BOOM!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Thekingboo</author>
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                <title>..No surprises..</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 20 Jun 2009 18:13:06 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ All People who do drugs Have no happiness.<br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://trollfaceplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/t/r/trollfaceplz.gif?1" alt=":icontrollfaceplz:" title="trollfaceplz"/></a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Funny Elementary story!!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 13 Mar 2009 00:02:29 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ In 1st grade there was this one kid who split his pants from ankle to ankle. Lol it was so funny, he started crying and then ran home. lol<br /><br />It was me : (<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>HAppy HAppy Valentines</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 14 Feb 2009 08:40:55 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ HAppy Valentines To everyone. enjoy this day with your special someone!<br /><br />You say you dont have a Spechul someone? Well stop being emo and start loving your self. Try it. Feels good man.<br /><br /><br />I love you Midori!<br /><br /><br />"you guys are such love elephants"<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 07 Dec 2008 15:24:53 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ close the world           txEn eht nepO<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>HAPPY HALLOWEEN: zombie,zombie,zombie!</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2008 01:01:57 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ happy Halloween, and to celabrate, here is my own made spook-tacular survey!<br /><br /><br />1.You just hear on the news about a severe zombie epidemic, whats the first thing you do?<br /><br />2.Whats your primary Weapon to fight off the undead?<br /><br />3.your secondary weapon is..?<br /><br />4.Transportation/vehicle:<br /><br />5.Your armor?<br /><br />6.Sidekick?(It can be a famous person,or person you know in real life, but cannot be someone already deceased)<br /><br />7.your hideout?<br /><br />8.Your primary destination:<br /><br />9.Your secondary destination:<br /><br />10.Your fight song?<br /><br />11.A man and a female child knock on your hide out begging and screaming to let them in. what do you do?<br /><br />12.your boyfriend/girlfriend/best friend/sidekick just got bit by a zombie. it looks bad. what do you do?<br /><br />13.you break into a mall, you only have 15 minutes till the zombie hoards reach your location, whats the first thing you loot from the mall?<br /><br />14.your back is to a wall and a hoard of zombies has surrounded you, there is no escaping. all you have left on you is left over ammo and car keys. what do you do?<br /><br />15. your last words are :<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 22 Sep 2008 02:07:10 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Do you really care? Yes you. as you read this i am typing this. you can go ahead and skip to other lines... it wouldn't make a difference.<br />But do you care? Really? Do you really care about what goes on in my life? Their life? the people who, spill out their hearts on to blogs,websites or journals like this one. no, i don't mean the retarded, celebrity blogs. but blogs and journals about normal living people. Do you? So you are still reading. is it because you really care? or is it because you want to read how it all ends? <br /><br /><br />No, no im not testing you to see if you are selfish or not its just...well you know. yeah you do. don't you? oh comon. you read these little "I went to the mall with my Uncle!" journal/blog topics, and you skim through it. But as you do, do you care? You know how little or big that paragraph might be, might of been life changing for them? do you comment JUST because, you are her/his friend? and you wanna keep that connection strong?<br /><br />Or is it that you think that, they are just bullshitting through out the whole story about how awesome that annoying anime festival was? do you care?<br />Wow still reading arnt ya? Well im not looking for an answer, just...does anybody even really care?Now ask this to your own self: Do people really care about what you write? Well do they?<br /><br /><br />Stay Gold<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>&gt;: 3(| )   Cant go to sleep yo</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 01 Sep 2008 04:11:00 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ i wasnt tagged but im just so bored, so i stole this from um...whats her name?..Oh taty...damn thats sad. Enjoy! or somethin...<br /><br />1. Must answer all questions.<br />2. Be honest.<br />3. wat<br /><br />NAME: Awsome zombie killa FA FI FO SEVE FA FO SI SI NAI EKS SEXY GURL<br /><br />BIRTHDAY: APRIL 16<br /><br />BIRTHPLACE: Long Beach, California<br /><br />CURRENT LOCATION: San Pedro, california<br /><br />EYE COLOUR: Blk<br />HAIR COLOUR: blk<br />HEIGHT: 5'7<br /><br />L/R HANDED: right<br /><br />THE SHOES YOU WORE TODAY: black...shoes...made in china..no logo<br /><br />YOUR WEAKNESS: Midoris butt, kisses, and her affection towards me<br /><br />YOUR PERFECT PIZZA: EVERYTHING ON IT MOFO<br /><br />GOAL TO ACHIEVE THIS YEAR: Already did! met the girl of my dreams: Midori<3<br /><br />YOUR MOST OVERUSED PHRASE ON AN INSTANT MESSENGER: IDK<br />YOUR BEDTIME: 12:00 am or 10:00 pm<br /><br />YOUR MOST MISSED MEMORY: Feeling Midoris lips on mine<br /><br />PEPSI OR COKE: ...is this nigga fo real? THIS IS SPRITE TOWN MOTHA FUKA. CAP YO ASS<br /><br />McDONALDS OR BURGERKING: burger king<br /><br />SINGLE OR GROUP DATES: Girlfriend dates<br /><br />LIPTON ICE TEA OR NESTEA: NESTEA FTW, LIPTON FOR THE LOOOSE<br /><br />CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA: vanilla<br /><br />CAPPUCCINO OR COFFEE: cappuccino<br /><br />DO YOU SMOKE: nope<br /><br />DO YOU SWEAR: of course i don- HOLY FUCK NUTS DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT SHIT?!<br /><br />DO YOU SING: no<br />DO YOU SHOWER DAILY: yeus<br /><br />HAVE YOU BEEN IN LOVE: I am in love<br /><br />DO YOU WANT TO GO TO COLLEGE: Yeus, Knowledge is power, and goddamn it, im a power hungry fool.<br />DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED: yes I do~<br /><br />DO YOU BELIEVE IN YOURSELF: I do! and you have to too! its the only way to become the pokemon master, no one ever wa-<br /><br />DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS: car sickness<br /><br />ARE YOU A HEALTH FREAK: YES, THE ZOMBIE VIRUS IS HERE<br /><br />DO YOU LIKE THUNDERSTORMS: yhea, why not?<br /><br />DO YOU PLAY AN INSTRUMENT: yes, the keyboard. i suck though.<br /><br />In the past month have you<br />1. DRUNK ALCHOHOL: nope<br />2. SMOKED: no<br />3. BEEN ON DRUGS: no<br />4. GONE TO A MALL: yes!<br />5. EATEN A BOX OF OREOS: fucking nasty, oreos are sick.<br />6. EATEN SUSHI: no<br />7. BEEN ON STAGE: FINAL DESTINATION,NO ITEMS,STOCK? LOLOL..oh god im such a geek..<br />8. BEEN DUMPED: yup<br />DO YOU WORK: as a DJ<br /><br /><br />In a boy/girl:<br />FAVORITE EYE COLOUR: Brown<br /><br />FAVORITE HAIR COLOUR: black<br /><br />SHORT OR LONG HAIR: long<br />WEIGHT: Midori weight. i dont know her weight..<br /><br />NUMBER OF CDS I OWN: 77...coincidence? i dont think so.<br />NUMBER OF PIERCINGS: 1<br />NUMBER OF TATTOOS: None<br /><br />THINGS IN MY PAST I REGRET: i once dated this fat green whale of a bitch. oh and snorting Kix.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Back!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 23 Aug 2008 16:47:58 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ i haven't been able to really get into this again.. but here i am...i guess..*crickets* <br /><br />anyways i had such a great time in Florida, Ive never felt so in love before as i was and am when im around Midori <3 <br /><br />Cant wait till i go again!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />1. Post these rules.<br />2. People tagged must post 8 things each in their journals.<br />3. Tag eight people and post their icons on the same journal.<br />4. Go to their pages and send a message saying you tagged them.<br />5. No tag-backs.<br /><br />8 things? here you go:<br /><br />1.i have a soft spot for snails and turtles.<br />2.The Number 7 seems to follow me alot.<br />3.I love a very special girl named midori.<br />4.I love Chinese city landscapes<br />5.holy shit i hate unicorns. but i love unicows.<br />6.Gorillaz are usually my insperation for land 7 stuff<br />7. I like midoris big b-OH SHII ITS THE NUMBER 7<br />8.i  dont like drawing for random people so much.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>IM GOIN TO FLORIDA</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 03 Aug 2008 13:38:15 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ im going to Florida in justa few hours. I cant wait to meet my godah chula!<br /><br />im packing some last chance extra items in.<br />ill be back with tones of pictures, for you people that see this page and don't leave fukken comments.<br /><br />SEE YALL IN 2 WEEKS DAWG!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>HAHAhAHaHAhAhAhAHaHaHaHa</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 04:59:29 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ From The Dark knight:   (also spoilers)<br /><br />"So i had a wife..she was beautiful, like you, who tells me...i worry too much,who tells me i oughtta smile more....who gambles and gets in deep. Well the sharks...one day they carve her face. We have no money for surgeries,and she cant take it!...i just wanna see her smile again, i just want her to know that i don't care about the scars! So i put a razor in my mouth,and do this to myself. And you know what......she cant stand the sight of me!! She leaves..but now i see the funny side. Now im always smiling!"<br /><br />-The joker(heath ledger)<br /><br /><br />YOU GOTTA SEE THIS MOVIE. NOW.<br />MORE EPIC THAN THE BIBLE,<br />MORE EXCITING THAN BEARS WITH CHAINSAW ARMS, AND MACHINE GUNS FOR NIPPLES.<br />COOLER THAN GROWING CHEST HAIR, AND AN AWESOME MUSTACHE.<br /><br />ITS THE MOTHA FUKKEN GODAMN BATMAN.<br /><br />SEE 'THE DARK KNIGHT' IN THEATERS NOW.<br /><br />AM I SELLING OUT?<br />FOR THE JOKER, YOU BET YOU'RE ASS I AM.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>SCHOOL GLUE GEL NOW 56% MORE HORSE!</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 26 May 2008 04:35:29 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Riots grow,<br />from blood to sports,<br />People die,<br />And war we cry,<br />Ghetto chains and stones instead of books,<br />We all pretend we never looked,<br />Artificial dreams,<br />From the needles that we beg for please,<br />we kill for freedom,<br />But thats not true,We only kill to even up the score,<br />You leave today,and guess what happens next?<br /><br />Nothing changed, well nothings changed...<br /><br />More pretty flames, more pretty flames...<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />dwpwchw modw ombody<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />AM I POPURLURS YET GAYS?!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>YIKES!!!!!!!!....and away~~~</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 03 May 2008 03:12:04 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Im thirsty.<br />I feel so old.<br /><br />My birthday was so awsm you gays, i got like 500 presents. and everyone i know, sure did call to say happy birthday to me. we had this big ol party on my birthday it was SOOoOoOoO KEWL.<br /><br /><br /><br />Im also laik the most outstanding person in all my classes, i like attention you know? <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/letters/=p.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":p" title=":p (Lick)" /><br />KTHXNO.<br /><br />Lol.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />PS: If you can read this you have x-ray vision, and should go to the doctor before you or and others develop Cancer.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>ancient Folk tale</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 19 Jan 2008 03:01:11 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Of the legend of the 7th Land...<br />
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Friday night, In the kingdom of doom,<br />
Ravens fly, across the moon,<br />
Hold it now, theres a thundering noise across the sky,<br />
Following all the broken rules, an angel of doom,<br />
Winter snow, upon her silk flesh, Dancing above the sky,<br />
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a Strange creature came from the woods, confronted The angel of doom:<br />
Hey you there, can you help me find my way? ive been blinded by lies.<br />
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She stood there and held his hand;Whisperd to his ear:<br />
of course strange creature, ill' walk you to where youd like to go.<br />
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And so they did for many many Years,As for The Strange creature,his real destination in mind was the Angels Heart, to hold her and love her was what he always sought, this is the tale of the Creature who became king, the Death dictator to finish all.<br />
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But uppon the great suffering he brought to his land, he never suffered a heartache,for his winged angel of doom was by his side,and he by hers.<br />
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Proto Story(in the works of fixing finishing)<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Kings Korp. Application</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 19 Dec 2007 14:05:22 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ (Before you even start the Application To serve the Kings korp with your life, i would like to thank Mandy for being the subject to my many experiments. Including the making of this Aplication. Thank you. and to viewers like you. Oh almost forgot, once you respond to this in a comment, i myself will respond with what your job will be at the K.k. and why via PM.)<br />
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Name:<br />
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Age:<br />
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are you a: Human or Horo horo?<br />
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your Sciton security codec(if you dont have one put your DOB):<br />
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Do you have any psychic abilities? If so list them here:<br />
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Are you Married/Dating/Whore/or single?<br />
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From 1 to 10 how loyal can you be to a stranger?<br />
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from 1 to 10 what if you where given 3000K(about 1 billion US dollers) To be loyal to be that someone?<br />
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Is power to you more important than Freinds, Money, & health?<br />
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do you belive in the Kings Korp?<br />
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Do you belive in poopie skidmark faced democracy?<br />
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Where do you see your self 50 years from now?<br />
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Are you good at math?<br />
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Would you rather save A helpless newborn kid, or a mass of people?(you can only choose one, otherwise your awnser is invalid)<br />
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How do you feel about humans? How do you feel about horohoros?<br />
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What is your favorite number?<br />
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Here at the K.k. we are very carful with health prections, Are you scared of being killed?<br />
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You love Turtules and snails.<br />
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Dose the word "Funer" exist?<br />
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Would you be able to keep a secret that if not told, the world would end?<br />
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How about for money, wealth, eternal youth, ect.?<br />
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Do you own a Chocolatecellphonecomputer?<br />
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War or peace?<br />
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Dark or light?<br />
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Thank you for taking your wasteful time to try and fill this App. Your App will be reviewd shortly. <br />
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-Dr.Offklobb.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>alright darlin</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 07 Dec 2007 10:08:04 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Today this guy was with this girl, and they where talking and stuff, and then they holdeded hands and i thought they where like boyfrend girlfreind, and so i ignored it a bit. i looked at them again and they where kissing passionatly, on the lips, and caressing each others body. and all of a sudden this guy came over and like mad and stuff you know? and then wham! punched the guy who was kissing the girl in the face! But its okay, it didnt hurt though, because he was werewolf.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Awright,Dalin!</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 22 Nov 2007 03:00:27 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Today i took a very odd sort of...road trip..more like  street trip through Long beach, with my freind....thing, gorge. i took alot of pictures i hope my girlfreind enjoys.<br />
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Im actually happy today, ill be bale to talk to my babe sooooon!<br />
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Happy thanks giving to all you blokes, cheers!<br />
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Bonus!: What is tony Greatful for this time of the year?<br />
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Im extremly thankfull and very very greatful for having such an amazing girlfreind. Midori<3<3<3 Shes always been there for me, through thick and thin, no one can every replace her<3<3 I love you Midori!!!<3<3<3<br />
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What im not thankful for is the damn stupid delay of SSBB,and that there wont be a new zombie movie schedueld for next year.....yhea im a nerd.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>down on me</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 11 Nov 2007 19:03:18 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ "Now the sky has fallen on top of you, so what you do:<br />
Tear your self apart, its the love of your life,cha-ley ol' me"<br />
<br />
Feeling a little better, I talked to my baby for a bit. it really made me really happy...but i as really sleepy, i feel like punching my self in the face for feeling sleepy.<br />
<br />
My brothers girlfreind tried chearing me up by buying me a saw 4 bootleg and reserving super Mario galaxy...sadly she dosent know nothing can cheer me up, only Midori ;    ;<br />
<br />
Ill talk to you soon babe, i hope you enjoy my letter, its only 1/5 of the complete thing. <3<3<3I love you so so much, I miss you so much <3<3</3<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Thekingboo</author>
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                <title>Go away</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 28 Oct 2007 22:54:23 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ not like anyone but sakura visits...<br />
<br />
<br />
but not feeling good.<br />
<br />
<br />
i miss midori alot ;  ;...<br />
ill wait for you...<3<3</3<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Thekingboo</author>
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                <title>the Super smash bros Angry person</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 25 Oct 2007 09:59:04 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ for too long ive been keeping this in. and now here it is in all its massive Nerd glory:<br />
<br />
THE SSBB ROSTER RANT<br />
<br />
Okay lets start off with The likes of Sora and Dante from Devil may cry.They would in fact make very very horrible characters. for one Devil May cry has never been in a nintendo system, and his attacks would suck. consisting of Only guns and jumps?No.<br />
<br />
Now sora, i know if someone randomly enters this page ill get flamed. But Sora would be really bad too. He has a possibility of 2% of getting in brawl. But i dont want disney crap in SSBB. I know Sora wasent made by disney, but Sora was made extreamly popular due to Kingdom hearts(Game of faggotry Because it contains Disney crap. like aladdin and shit face The little mermaid.). Have i played it? yes. did I like it? NOOO.<br />
<br />
Anotehr character i hate being supported is rayman. they should just throw bubsy in there instead of him. I really feel if he was somehow included in the SSBB roster, the controls would be extreamly slopy, and hard to control.<br />
<br />
Another one thats been making me pissed off is Tom nook. why the hell do you want nook?! Human player is a WAAY better option. maybe  if they include a human player from AC  you can use a Mii to choose how he looks like.And really he is in the Background. No dont tell me the Mortal combat game had a character in the Bg just to be later be unlocked as playable. Because that is Mortal combat and not SSBB.<br />
<br />
Oh and Lucario Is the worst Pokemon. just because he came out in a movie. dosent make him a good fighter.How do i know? I played SSBB...Biatch.<br />
<br />
and to end this rant....thing. here is the most possible roster of new characters that will be included:<br />
<br />
<br />
Bowser Jr.<br />
Issac(or other Golden sun Char.)<br />
Another F-Zero character<br />
Megaman<br />
Knuckles<br />
Mike Jones(or as an Assist trophy)<br />
Dr.Eggman In his E.G.G.....thing suit.<br />
Simon From castlevania<br />
Pacman(low possibility)<br />
Marth will return. i feel it.<br />
Another Super Mario Fighter<br />
and Mayby G&W will be replaced by Paper mario<br />
<br />
I really think pichu might be sadly coming back. i hate that little yellow turd.<br />
<br />
Kingdom Hearts Can go suck it.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Thekingboo</author>
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                <title>A story for Midori:The E4 Report</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 23 Oct 2007 09:34:32 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I miss you alot babe..I hope you like this<3<3 :<br />
<br />
E for all, the E3 that is to the public. although i went to E3, i have to say E4 was way better. one part that i really liked was that i got to talk to my Midori, unlike E3. And the unforgetable moment of my near Victory.<br />
<br />
i lined up for the Super smash brothers Brawl tournament. i was nervose, but i knew i had it in me. i can do this. i can KO 3 marths and win in a 1 Life match. no character is a challenge to me anymore.<br />
<br />
Finnally a reall challenge. Skip ahead 2 hrs, and i was one round from the finals. as we started the match i could not help but think of me losing to an easy match. i used my final smash about 2 times. i by then KO everyone. each one about 3 times. i knew it was usless for them to fight me. i knew i was the best with Mario.<br />
"GAME!" the game announcer said. although i was going to come out on top, i was eager to see who won. Marios icon appeared. I felt releaved. I had won.<br />
<br />
But now came the hardest part.  I had to fight other 3 people who where as good as me. this made me Fear a bit tha i would loose. I chose Mario again. Shaking a bit, because everyone was looking at me. the round started with a "GO!" I tried to carefully pin point all my attacks on Link. since usually 3 out of 10 fights i end up lossing for some reason, maybe im to confident.<br />
<br />
But just when i thought i was the one KO'ing i was just the only one who made the most damage. Wario was the one getting freebies from me. I then started to aim for Wario. but it was usless. His shilding and side dodging was very nicely thought out. i kept flying all over the place. he was just too fast and powerfull.<br />
<br />
"GAME!" the announcer shouted...The fade in to the winner felt like forever. I kept thinking "this is it..."  "WAARIO!" As wario did his victory dance, i knew i was defeated. As i looked who was playing as wario, it was this kid...about 10 or 11. i had lost to him. even though i had lost and felt very dissapointed, i got something out of it. i felt happy finnally there was a real challange. that i knew i wasent all god mighty with this game. this only hyped me more into buying this game. as i left the stage they interviewd him asking him  he had just won. sad but glad. I have alot more training to do.<br />
<br />
there will be another day when people will talk about Super smash bros. they wil one day say: <br />
<br />
"Hey remember that guy that won all those matches? the guy with the wierd hair?....fucking stupid. i hate him. im better than that guy"<br />
<br />
-thekingboo<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Thekingboo</author>
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                <title>LOL I GOT NAIL IN EYE</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 05 Oct 2007 09:15:11 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Im going to an indie film festial tonight.<br />
Going to see a few films. like "Fido" and oh i dont know.... DIARY OF THE DEAD!!! OMG *spazim lul rofl* I CANT WAIT. OMG OMG OMG LIKE TOTTALY AWSM. I HOPE I CAN TOUCH MR.ROMERO'S SHOULDER AND BE LIKE "HEY WANNA BE FREINDS? " AND HE BE ALL LIKE "OK" AND THEN WE GO OUT FOR ICECREAM  AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN WE TALK ABOUT ZOMBIES, AND THEN HE WILL BE LIKE "I LIKE YOU. WANT TO BE IN MY NEXT ZOMBIE MOVIE?" AND I BE LIKE "OH YOUR SO NICE, OKAY"  AND THEN IM A ZOMBIE OR LIKE THE HERO AND THEN LIKE, ZOMBIES AND STUFF.<br />
<br />
<br />
AND THEN I WIN AN AWARD FOR BEST ZOMBIE/HERO/VILLAN/EXTRA AWARD.<br />
<br />
AND THEN ILL BE ALL LIKE WHEN I GET THE AWARD LIKE, LIKE,<br />
"I COULDENT DO THIS WITH OUT MY PAL GORGE A. ROMERO, MY ODER FREIND SAM RAIMI, BRUCE CAMPELL.WE GOOD FREINDS. AND OF COURSE MY LOVELY WIFE MIDORI"<br />
<br />
AND THEN AT HOME ME AND MIDORI START KISSING AND THEN AND THEN WE START MAKING OUT AND THEN I TAKE OFF MY SHIRT AND THEN LIKE WE START TO TAKE OFF OUT PANT<br />
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[Edit:Unfortunally i ran out of space...]<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Thekingboo</author>
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                <title>WTF I ORDERD BRICKS</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 07 Aug 2007 13:29:22 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Hey hey hey hey,guess what? Ike dosent flinch. and so shouldent you! Todays smashing smash updadate was no other than ike's special! who knows maybe another update for him will be updated for him. Or could it be peach?! honestly, im waiting for Mike jones from star tropics to be updated.....why do you tourture us Mr.Sakurai? why....<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Thekingboo</author>
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                <title>Paaartay...?</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 09 Jun 2007 12:51:09 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ well i got  to 300 hits. yay? i wanna get to 777 hits. that day i will draw many pictures, write stories about land7 and its side storys. but for now i think im only going to write one side story of land 7. um<br />
<br />
thank you all who i dont know who the hell visited my site.<br />
but i must thank My girlfreind midori most importantly, because if it wasent for her, my empire of Awsomeness wouldent be, I love you midori!<3<3<br />
<br />
<br />
And now on to the Land 7 stories...<br />
<br />
<br />
*Update*02:05:23:07<br />
<br />
Ive been thinkging recently that i should maby change some land 7 stuff. but its not what so ever confirmed. here are some ideas:<br />
<br />
* Change the Kings Korp. sign from a revers K and a normal K, to a Black Wing. the reason for this change is because Kings korp is extreamly powerful. so why not choose a god to reprisent them selfs?<br />
<br />
* Probly the most dramatic change to the whole Land 7 univers. Im thinking of changing king boo's name to mayby king poo,king bwo,king xoo. it is only a meer thought.<br />
<br />
* i might change land 7 to Center 7. to make the feel of this place more sarastic,industry controlled, place. though again, this is only in the early stages. it might not change.<br />
<br />
* when i began doing this Land 7 thing, i wanted to add a charecter called Mox. he was a milatary kind of person, but was a duck. i decided to get rid of him due to lack of humornes, and it was 89% hard to draw. now that i have better drawing skills i can/Mayby revive him. this is probly the most possible idiea that wll come true.<br />
<br />
<br />
*End of Update*<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Thekingboo</author>
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                <title>Hm.</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 24 Apr 2007 15:40:11 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Transports, motorways and tramlines,<br />
Starting and then stoping,<br />
Taking off and Landing,<br />
The emptiest of feelings...<br />
Dissapointing people,<br />
Walking home and to jobs,<br />
But when it comes its so,<br />
so,<br />
Dissapointing,<br />
Let down Alone i need to settle down..<br />
<br />
Crushed like a bug on the ground,<br />
<br />
Let Around, Hanging around...<br />
<br />
Slaped, beat down,<br />
This is how they thank me,<br />
<br />
But one day i am gonna grow wings,<br />
A chemical reaction,<br />
Hysterical and,<br />
Crushed like a bug on the ground,<br />
<br />
Let Around, Hanging around...<br />
<br />
They all Fuckin laugh at me,<br />
It was Funny,Sad,<br />
Histerical and usless,<br />
Histerical and,<br />
Crushed like a bug on the ground,<br />
Let Around, Hanging around...<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Thekingboo</author>
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                <title>Another Lemon that taste like milk</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 02 Apr 2007 23:31:50 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ here i found a dong that is really sad to me, and it has a very deep meaning if you read it carefully,its by Roommate called "Tuesday"<br />
<br />
The war will start on Monday,<br />
We will go to work,<br />
We will read the headlines,<br />
we will go get coffee,<br />
<br />
The war will start on Monday,<br />
We will talk to dough,<br />
Or mayby Don,<br />
We will go get lunch,<br />
<br />
Mayby we'll eat pasta,<br />
Mayby we'll eat  pork,<br />
Mayby we'll eat  Tofu,<br />
Mayby we'll eat  Dough,<br />
<br />
The war will start on Monday,<br />
We will drive our car,<br />
We will go do our grocerys,<br />
Or mayby not,<br />
Or mayby not...<br />
<br />
The war will start on Monday,<br />
we will watch T.V.,<br />
We will change the channel,<br />
We will go to sleep...<br />
<br />
And in our dreams we'll drop the ball,<br />
and start beliving,<br />
And in our dreams we'll write the songs that start the healing...<br />
<br />
In our dreams we'll find another way...<br />
<br />
And the war will end on,<br />
Tuesday.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Thekingboo</author>
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                <title>push it,push it,real.</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 30 Mar 2007 20:18:27 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ ill continue with my other story later, because i keep finding music relating alot to land 7,in this case the king boo and the black winged angel. especially the following one. by Roommate.<br />
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<br />
<br />
<br />
We will Dance,<br />
In an empty room,<br />
the only light from the crecent moon,<br />
coming from the tiniest of windows,<br />
We will Dance to this song,<br />
and you will spread your wings,<br />
As my face shows a never ending grin of putrid happyness,<br />
We will dance,<br />
among the deadliest of shadows,<br />
Errode those people with good deed powers...<br />
<br />
We will drop and float among the mist of our dreams...<br />
<br />
We will sleep,<br />
In the rivers bank,<br />
on a blanket of sorrow i made so loveingly for us,<br />
ill take Far away those probloms that make you feel so hollow,<br />
<br />
And we will sing,<br />
Hand in hand,<br />
In the rain of  the tears<br />
of our fellow enemies,<br />
We will both kiss our lips,<br />
Black and white,<br />
We will hold this true love a secret tight,<br />
<br />
And so we will dance...<br />
forever in love,<br />
With a grin on my face,<br />
Next to your back of feathers..<br />
in love,<br />
forever...<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Thekingboo</author>
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                <title>Laughing Foot fungus</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 23 Mar 2007 22:48:23 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Ch5(2):Land 7<br />
<br />
<br />
He couldent belive his eyes. he glared at his surroundings, It everything seemed so out of place..but it was there...he knew he wasent dreaming, he could feel the swift breeze brush up against him. he slowly stood up....their where a million feelings zinging through his brain he didnt know if to scream spazticly, or to run like crazy on the fields. he stood their staring at the sky, tring to make sence of what just happend. all these feelings & thoughts muted the sounds behind him. he turned around and saw not too far away, A few houses made of simple straw, but their was a lot of chatering.For somereason or another Tony walked towards the chatering, as he got closer the chatering started to fade out. this was strange, this intriged tony greatly. when he got their their was no one there, the chattering was gone. he stood outside the 5 straw houses...eerly it was very silent. "h-..hello?......" tony said in a quiet voice. after minutes of waiting he started to feel stupid."Hey, is anyone here?" he carefully walked over to a home with out a door. he peaked inside the door just rearing his head inside, he looked inside but their was no one but 3 odd loking white dolls. they where all seated on the table made of wood. the doll things had an expression on their face only describable like this " OoO  ". he stared at the dolls, and then realized that they where almost his hight. he wonderd why would anyone make giant dolls. then he began to think the only reason one would make a doll with that expression on the face and that big was for sexual purpouses. he began to laugh feeling some comfort within the house. and then one of the dolls turned its stump shaped head at him and said "HOO HA HEE HAA!!" Tony got scared so badly he tripped and landed right on his face.as he tried to stand up Their where more of the doll like creatures surrounded him. they all looked mostly alike, they all had the same expression their square like bodys made them walk funny in a way that made them limp. their hands and feet had no toes or fingers. no arms or elbows. no knees no leg. they had just stumps of whatever they where made. one was very diffrent and looked very wrinkly and old. it was hunch over and one of those old man stares.<br />
<br />
He walked towards tony as he tried to hide in at least a corner. The old looking doll extended his stump like hand and said "OOF...".Tony kept staring at the old dolls face. Tony tried to make his voice sound strong but it came out sounding weakly "....i...COME...In...PEICE...DO..You...UNDER..STAND?" The old man doll looked behind himself to look at the other villegers.He then looked back at tony and said "Yo. i speak english. im not a retard." Tony stared at every and question them then why in the hell where they OOing and HOOing about. the old man ignored his quesiton and told him that he knew tony was not from thier land. He explained that they where a Race of Sub-demons known as Horohoro's. They both gained each others confidence. and during the night the old horo horo told tony about the evil king, King Malfazio<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Thekingboo</author>
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                <title>We interupt this program....</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 19 Mar 2007 21:56:10 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Ch4(1):Entry to Land 7<br />
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He slowly opend his eyes and expected to see his teacher nagging at him for sleeping in class...but he wasent their...no one was....he gazed at the ruins that surounded him, he thought nothing, he had didnt know where he was, he didnt know what happend. he glared at the dirty looking sun as ash and debrie ran across the view of it. it had a gloomy glow. almost a grayish tone. he took tiny slow steps towards the shaterd broken window beside him. as he gazed out side he saw the empty remains of a once sproutful civilization. The buildings and streets looked like they where destroyed by some sort of godlike wrath. the side walks where crumbled and the buldings where cracked and broken. as he gazed out the window he made a horrible realization...That what he was looking at was his hometown. He thought of everyone he had just lost, his mom, his dad,his ex girlfreind, all his freinds, his whole life...."YES!" he excaimed happly, but when he looked back he saw his empty class. papers where scaterd everywhere.<br />
<br />
The desks where all randomly placed, some of them turned upside down, and even 3 desks where impaled into the back wall of the room. It looked like everyone fleed away from something, since the front door was broken out of its hinges. he walked outside the room rapidly. as he walked down the hall, he shouted "HELLO??, IS ANY BODY HERE?!" but not wanting a respond, he feared something evil might be lurking.he cautiosly made his way outside of his school. the heat was a nasty humid heat, it could be felt all over his body. The stench of burning kerosene and sulfur filled the air, he wanted to go look for somesort of other human life....but their where no signs of any sort of life....in the far away distance he saw a beam of white  light coming from the sky crashing into a building. as it crashed trhough every  floor it made a "Kaboosh" sound. After every floor was destroyed he then heard the screams of something....of people on pain. foolishly Tony waved his hands and screaming "OVER HERE!!! HEY!!" then a red jewel looking sphere appeared over him, it stared at tony with a sort of fixed stare...."WZZZHHH" as it made the awfl He started to panic and started to run over the broken sidewalks and piled up crashed cars. it made him feel like a rodent trapped into a corner, he had no where else to go.Climbing over the rubble would just slow him down....He stared at the jewel, waiting to die, he just wanted it to be fast, The jewel all of a sudden turned blue and stopped making that horrible noise...He stared at the lifeless jewel in midair...Cautiosly he walked over to the jewel.....it was silent..."BOOOOM!" a beam of light peirced his chest. everything started to fade immidetly.....he could hear his chest beat strongly.........He was fading...he kept thinking to him self "This cant be how i end...no it cant be".....he jumped awaking from breif slumber like state, but when he awoke he was in another place...somewhere that was not earth...fields and feilds of neon green plains. The sky was Crimson red and instead of a sun their was a giant lightbulb...he wasent on earth....but he felt at home...<br />
<br />
To be continued...<br />
next Ch.5(2): Land 7<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Thekingboo</author>
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                <title>Death Stole my Money</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 17 Mar 2007 01:45:33 PDT</pubDate>
                
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                <author>~Thekingboo</author>
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