http://search.deviantart.com/?q=by:TifaLavigne&section=today deviantART RSS for by:TifaLavigne en-us Copyright 2009, deviantART.com Wed, 25 Nov 2009 03:27:43 PST deviantART.com http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss http://s.deviantart.com/minish/widgets/apple-touch-icon-precomposed.png http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/28416440/ http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/28416440/ Tue, 17 Nov 2009 15:19:49 PST Saturday was my second quiz bowl tournament, and we lost. Again. But, like the title of this journal says, the pizza was good. And it made everyone else jealous because they got crappy cafeteria food while we were being spoiled. Bwahahaha!

Tomorrow is... Wednesday? Yeah. Wednesday. We're already halfway there, man. Halfway there.

I need some food. Like, warm food. Maybe sweet... Yeah, I need some apples! With cinnamon. Ooooh, yum. Cinnamon. But there is none left! I must find something before the sun sets or I may perish!

Okay, sorry. Anyway.

There's really not a whole lot goin' on.

So here's your question:

CAN YOU LOCATE BRAZIL ON THE MAP? IF YOU CANNOT, I JUST MIGHT CRY.
AND IF YOU CAN, THEN I JUST MIGHT LOOK A LITTLE SOMETHING LIKE THIS.
---> <---

AND NO, THAT WAS NOT JUST AN EXCUSE TO USE THAT EMOTICON.
SHUT UP.

~Lindsay

]]> ~TifaLavigne http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/28181951/ http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/28181951/ Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:51:34 PST One of my very dear friends moved away today. We had a farewell party for her last night. It was fun to reminisce with her and a bunch of other friends, but it was so sad at the same time too. The whole not seeing her every day thing didn't really set in until this morning when I got to school, but now it's just like... damn.

It's amazing how the little things, even the annoying things, seem like nothing until their gone. And even though I'm going to stay in touch with her... it just won't be the same.

Even though I'm feelin' pretty shitty, I'm sure tomorrow will be better. It better be, anyway. Otherwise I'll have to kick somebody's freakin' ass.

In other news, I have to read this book called "The Pearl" for my English class. My teacher is all like, "Oh, it's so awesome," and I'm like, "Oh, it's so boring."

And we all know how it's going to end.

Plus I'm supposed to make this storybook on the cell cycle, and my main character, Senor Barney, is going to be talking about how it's so fucking boring to be a cell. I'm not even going to sugarcoat it. His life pretty much sucks.

YEAH, and my therapist quit! She quit! But now she works for this other place, so I'll be going there. Hopefully they'll take our insurance. When I asked her about it though she said, "They're gonna take it, and if they don't... well, they're gonna take it anyway!"



Okay, so that's enough venting for now. I think it's time for a funny movie. I need to laugh.

So what's been up with you guys?

~Lindsay

]]> ~TifaLavigne http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/28126222/ http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/28126222/ Tue, 03 Nov 2009 14:11:31 PST Though it's technically over, we celebrated it today in Spanish class. Now I feel fat, XD.

OH,
Yesterday was my uncle's birthday.

Umm... not really doing anything tonight, so that means I'll probably be here at home... reading game reviews.

Have you ever noticed that reviews usually absolutely HATE or completely LOVE the stuff that's being reviewed? There's no in-between.

Lots of skipping around in this here journal.
Hehe...

Presented my speech thing yesterday. My bill passed within the first seven minutes. Probably because we're all lazy.

OH MY GOD.

I JUST REMEMBERED.

Okay, so you all remember stalker boy, correct?

Well, just in case you don't... he used to stalk me. And he used to stalk tons of other people too. But now he's going out with my friend. And I'm scared for her. And sad.

I cried.

I want a nap.

~Lindsay

]]> ~TifaLavigne http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/27896111/ http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/27896111/ Wed, 21 Oct 2009 19:47:36 PDT Like church! 8D

Okay, so I'm agnostic. And I'm not really big on new experiences because they make me anxious... sometimes. But I went to church with my sister, and it was actually pretty fun. I mean, I probably didn't look like I was having fun... but it was fun. Don't know why though.

Also, I went to this GSA type thing. It's this group for GLBT (and more letters that I'm not going to list because I'll get confused) kiddos between the ages of 13 and 23. Woo, fun stuff! And more anxiety. Though the anxiety was good. <.< Umm... if anxiety can be good, that is.

And another new experience was Quiz Bowl. Random trivia competitions, you know? Even though I'm sorta out of the loop on most of the questions, it's still fun. And we get Chinese food sooo...

Here's my question for y'all --

Have any of you watched Glee?
Tell me I'm not the only one.
My sister has me hooked. v.v

]]> ~TifaLavigne http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/27683413/ http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/27683413/ Sat, 10 Oct 2009 08:50:59 PDT Okay, so I'm easily scared shitless, but that's beside the point! The point is that I didn't die of a heart attack. And the other point is that I did not allow the little children following me to push me into the hobo's bathtub.

(In case you're lost, I went to a few haunted houses last night with my friends, haha.)

... There were a lot of ladies locked in cages screaming for help. Shelby's only response was, "NO D:," mostly because she hates it when people touch her. >.>

My response, however, was much more demanding. "Only if you strip!" XD

Overall, it was great. C:

Well, I gotta go for now. v.v

But here's a question for you: Have you ever gone/done anything that was supposed to be scary and then you had one of those moments afterward where you thought to yourself, "Why was I so scared?"

]]> ~TifaLavigne http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/27524388/ http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/27524388/ Thu, 01 Oct 2009 15:47:08 PDT Bah, Old English can suck it.
I am so glad that the Normans decided to invade England.
They made English SO much easier for those of us that speak it today.
I mean, now we don't have strong verbs or a lot of gender specific stuff or anything!

Therefore, I the Normans.

Yeah, and I just choked on my own spit. Hmm...

So tomorrow is the day my practice speech is due. It's not the final presentation, but I still have to give my speech. It's a little long, but that's way better than being too short... plus I'll probably speed up once I get up there since I'll be so nervous.

And I wanted to ask you guys a question.
Is it weird to test your friend's mom?

Because that's what I've been doing thanks to Ted.
Not that it's not interesting, lol.
I mean, who else could I have philosophical conversations with through texting? XD

]]> ~TifaLavigne http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/27451952/ http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/27451952/ Sun, 27 Sep 2009 15:30:47 PDT Stole this from ~ephebiphobe

<sub>Three things that scare me:
1. Being abandoned.
2. Big crowds.
3. Getting lost.

Three people who make me laugh:
1. Myself.
2. The Travelocity gnome. 8D
3. My buddies.

Three Things I love:
1. Writing.
2. Dreaming (even about the weird shit).
3. GRAMMAR!!

Three Things I hate:
1. Forty-year-old+ men who don't know what the definition of a plant is. *cough*DAD*cough*
2. SEYMOUR. (From Final Fantasy X. And his hair. Hate that too.)
3. Cliche love stories.

Three things I don't understand:
1. The idea of a plane being infinite.
2. Why Seymour can't just shut the hell up and die already. -.-
3. My own mind. D:

Three things on my desk:
1. iTunes gift card.
2. Blank CDs.
3. My speech outline.

Three things I'm doing right now:
1. Typing.
2. Thinking about how to kill Seymour!
3. Reviewing my speech.

Three things I want to do before I die:
1. Live somewhere other than Nebraska. :<
2. Get myself a Volkswagen.
3. ... Kill Seymour.

Three things I can do:
1. Write an essay in ten minutes.
2. Sleep upside down.
3. Pop my toes. >.>

Three ways to describe my personality:
1. Easily angered (though you might not notice).
2. Skeptical.
3. ... Weird. <.<

Three things I can't do:
1. KILL SEYMOUR! D:<
2. Lick my elbow.
3. Math.</sub>

]]> ~TifaLavigne http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/27395933/ http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/27395933/ Thu, 24 Sep 2009 16:34:56 PDT So my parent-teacher conference things were last night, but I went with my mom, so technically they were really parent-student-teacher conferences. But... whatever.

I've got an A in every class so far. I'm just hoping I can keep this up.

My brother's conferences were last night too, and I ended up buying a book on grammar. <.< I was reading it today because I'm a freak, and my AEP (or homeroom) teacher was like, "OH MY GOSH, I LOVE GRAMMAR!"

And you know what we did for the next half an hour? We diagrammed sentences. Prepositions, nouns, verbs, articles... God, I love it all. Though it makes some people cry, I can't help but like it.

Oh yeah, and I've found a new buddy in Spanish. Her name is Kelly, I think, but I call her Crazy Purse because, well... her purse is crazy. Completely and utterly NUTS.

On another note, we watched videos in math class. From 1987. In other words, videos with really bad special effects.

... Exposure and response prevention treatment (also known as exposure and ritual prevention treatment) is cruel. It's this treatment where a therapist will expose a person with OCD to their fear (or whatever you wish to call it) and then prevent them from performing whatever ritual they would do in order to calm themselves down.

That's just plain mean.
Though I suppose it does make sense... but STILL!

No school tomorrow.
Wee!

Question - Does anyone have any good ideas for a persuasive/entertainment speech? Because... I'm stuck.

]]> ~TifaLavigne http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/27304645/ http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/27304645/ Sat, 19 Sep 2009 17:15:56 PDT I decided to be stupid and watch a movie called In My Skin.
And it turns out that this movie is by far the most utterly retarded movie I have ever seen in my life. Ever.

This isn't because it's about self-harm.
Hell no, that's what I expected it to be about.

But you know what? That movie was about a woman named Esther who is a complete crazy ass ho. Not in a literal sense, but STILL. The movie was basically shower scenes plus blood and gore with subtitles.

This is because the movie was in French. And it's hard to read subtitles that compare Paris to Rome and some other city while watching a woman mutilate herself under a table in a restaurant.

And just like so many other movies I've watched, THERE WAS NO ENDING.
And the person who wrote the movie played the main character. I've decided that the reason for this is because anyone with any common sense whatsoever would not take the role due to the writer's complete crazy-ass-ho-ness that is not unlike her other self (Esther).

BAH.

I had to stop watching the movie about forty minutes in because it was just so disgusting. I felt sick, and I had made the mistake of eating popcorn. Very bad idea. But later on in the night I went back to watch the rest... to see the ending.

I've decided that she died.
Because she's just that much of a crazy ass ho.

In the end, this movie was more for the shock factor than anything else. Bleh.

----

In other news, I've finished up my speech on OCD for public speaking and am now working on practicing it. If I manage to speak slow enough, I might manage to reach the six minute minimum. If not then I shall fall into the thirty second grace period, which still shouldn't be so bad. I mean, I get to have a practice round before I have present it for an actual grade, so I'm not all that worried.

That is all.

Oh, and here's your question: Do any of you guys know of a movie with an okay+ plot that actually has an ending?

~Lindsay

]]> ~TifaLavigne http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/27248263/ http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/27248263/ Wed, 16 Sep 2009 16:25:17 PDT Skip this part, please. 8D

<sub>OKAY, so I've officially turned into one of the most hopeless (I almost typed "homeless") romantics I have ever heard of.

And I just want to apologize.
Though I should probably be apologizing to those that deal with me every single day, XD. (Sowwy. ;-; )

But, just to make it known, Zebra boots to not make you more attractive.
Especially when they're rubber.
And have pink lining stuff.

Unless, that is, if you're Charity.

(Oh, and Lindsay has been trying to move on from the girl in Geometry. I found out that she really is kinda... you know, mean. >.> Sometimes.)

But Spanish?
Hell, I would take that class ALL day if I could.</sub>

Read here. 8D

<sub>You know what makes me angry?
Seniors.

Like high school Seniors.
Not old people.
Though I suppose they could be classified as old people, but... still.



Moving on.

TUSASTDRM is being delayed.
Couldn't really tell you why, but it is.
Kayleigh and I are lazy. What can I say?

But maybe we could do something for Halloween. 8D
That's a long ways away though...
Maybe sometime sooner.
Meh, I'll talk to Kayleigh.

Don't expect anything this weekend though.
My sister's birthday and all.
Kinda busy. D:

Speaking of Halloween, Kayleigh says that I should be Light so she can be L. (Death Note, dears.)

There are two problems with this, however.

One, she is uncoordinated. Therefore, she cannot perch.
And two, I'm short.

Light. Is. Freaking. Tall.

Moving on once more.

8D

Question: POR QUE?! D8</sub>

]]> ~TifaLavigne http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/27097396/ http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/27097396/ Tue, 08 Sep 2009 15:21:47 PDT Today is my brother's twelfth birthday.
(And has anyone ever noticed that "twelfth" is a funny word?)
This means that my sister's birthday is also coming up.
Her first annual 29th birthday.
No thirty for her.
She is now ageless.

In other news, tomorrow shall mark the day of my death because I am being forced to perform a song interpretation (acting to a song) that shall last approximately two minutes and twenty-six seconds. I should be thankful that I managed to shave off two minutes of the song, but... still. I'd rather give a seven minute speech.

That's the bad news though.

The good news is that homecoming is this weekend, and that means I get to see my lover (though she isn't really my lover, but never mind that... >.> ) in the parade. 8D Because she's one of the homecoming queen finalists. <.<

*cough*

Now then, here's what I have to ask you.

If you were to wake up in the middle of the night with a spider in your mouth, what would you do?

~Lindsay

]]> ~TifaLavigne http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/26961899/ http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/26961899/ Tue, 01 Sep 2009 16:37:16 PDT GOD, I hate having DREAMS about people telling other people that I'm on METH especially when the person doing the telling is my THERAPIST. D:<

DAMN YOU!

And I also hate having dreams about retarded spiders that can't spin their own freaking silk stuff so they use balloons and fishing hooks. Then the little dumbass pops the freaking balloon with the fish hook. D:<

My dreams are so retarded. ;-;
Why can't I have one that's meaningful and doesn't involve having my soul sucked out by a chick named Sarah with a southern accent that wears striped dresses?!

GAH.

*sucks in*

The question here is an obvious choice:

WHAT IS THE STRANGEST DREAM YOU HAVE EVER HAD?!

~Lindsay

]]> ~TifaLavigne http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/26770802/ http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/26770802/ Sun, 23 Aug 2009 09:01:31 PDT And only a ton more to go.

But I get to skip out on gym tomorrow.
Can't remember why, but... I do.

And then on Wednesday, I have an appointment with my dentist.
But I don't get out early for that. v.v
Oh well! Better than an orthodontist!

Hmm...
I've decided not to go to homecoming this year. (You know, the dance.)
Because none of the people that are still my friends really want to go, we're just going to hit the town. But I'm still dressing up because I'm a loser, and I've been waiting for a chance to wear a sexy hat. ;-;

Another reason for not going is for the sake of avoiding a horrible "protest" brought on my Cody and his cronies. (Hehe, I love that word!)

OHYEAH
Tegan and Sara's This Business of Art should be coming soon. Though it won't be today because it's Sunday. ;-;

I'm done now.

Oh, and what time do you guys get up in the morning (before school, work, etc.)? Because I'm beginning to think I'm the only one who wakes up before six.

~Lindsay

]]> ~TifaLavigne http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/26628814/ http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/26628814/ Sun, 16 Aug 2009 12:46:19 PDT And I must say, it's not so bad.
But I've only gone for half a day so far, sooo...

But I think I'm going to like math class this year.
You know why?
Because there's this girl.
That I've liked.
Since last year.
Even though I just found out her name on Friday. C:

I guess it's not really fair to say I "like" her considering that I don't really know her... but it's SO fun to look. ;-; Even if it means I'm going to fail math this year. >___>

Umm... other than school, there's really not much going on.
I finished Death Note a few days ago (I'm horrible at stalling), so I went back to the library to get a few books.
But one of them is written in second person. >>
You know, where it's written like, "You did this. You said this." And so on.
It's just so weird!

As for the TV show, Kayleigh and I are planning on filming something soon.

Umm... Nope, nothing else.

So, what's up with you guys?! o:

]]> ~TifaLavigne http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/26489080/ http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/26489080/ Sun, 09 Aug 2009 17:35:42 PDT Sooo... I beat my game. v.v
And now I am sad.
So I'm gonna go back and be a complete asshole to everyone in the whole freaking game! I was trying to be nice through the first round because it made it easier to level up for battles and stuff, but screw that now!

Bwahahaha! Yosuke won't know what hit him!
And neither will half of the other people in Inaba. :<

Okay, now I'm done. >>

So,
What's up with you guys?
And have you seen my fingernails anywhere?

]]> ~TifaLavigne http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/26446854/ http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/26446854/ Fri, 07 Aug 2009 14:34:00 PDT Games that were originally in Japanese are translated into English, right? Well, obviously. But then when the people in the game (who are from Japan and therefore speak Japanese) take English as a class, they all complain about how they could just hire a translator or something. And I'm like, "Duuude, you're speaking English right now. And very well. >.>"

But this game that I'm playing now (Persona 4) isn't nearly as bad as another game that I once rented (I believe it was called Onimusha. I'm not sure which one though...)

Anyway, they too originally spoke Japanese. That means the guy who is supposed to speak English (because he's a "Westerner") speaks Japanese. The world is flipped. ;-;

I know it's not really all that funny or anything, but I still laugh at it. >.>

ANYWAY.

I've discovered a band called Sick Puppies.
Rock stuff.
I like.
But Tegan and Sara are still my lovers. >.>

OHYEAH, and I go back to school next Friday. For half a day.
Yay.

When do you guys start school? o:

~Lindsay

]]> ~TifaLavigne http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/26390487/ http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/26390487/ Tue, 04 Aug 2009 21:26:17 PDT
<sub>Go to urban dictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the first definition it gives you…

1) Your name?
Lindsay

1.a girl who is hotter than the flames of hell

2. the marvelous and mysterious temptress from the land of eternal joy

3. a girl who is smarter than albert einstein but as gorgeous as helen of troy (you know the one whose beauty started the epic war)

4. this girl is in NO way affiliated with Lindsay Lohan. Lohan simply stole this girl's name.

"See that smoking hot amazing girl over there? Yep, she's a Lindsay."

2) Your age?
Five.

Military Intelligence, Section 5, or MI5, the British Security Service, as shown in the TV show "Spooks" (called "MI-5" in U.S. broadcasts). Responsible for counterespionage and domestic security, roughly analogous to the FBI. Based in Thames House on Millbank, London.

"That guy in the suit is in Five, I'm sure of it. See how he's looking at us?"


3) A friend?
Sierra

Fine ass Woman with an incredible body.

"I need to get some Sierra."


4) What you should be doing?
Taking pills.

The act of taking pills- usually in reference to illegal drugs.

"John scored a bunch of percocet and spent the weekend popping pills."

5) Month of birthday?
July.

A month when mostly the hottest girls are born

"That girls so hot she must be born in July"

6) Last person you texted?
Jamie.

A sweet girl with a cheery disposition on life, love and friendship. A cute girl.

"Frank: That girl seems really nice
Tom: Oh yea she's such a Jamie."

"Frank: So was she hot or what?
Tom: Cute smile great body, she was such a Jamie."

7) Favorite sport?
Track.

A sport that you have to be fast to do. Usually made fun of by fat kids who can't run. These fat kids usually stay home, get fat, and end up serving you at burger king later on in life.
He did varsity track.


8) Your last name?
Heinssen. -.-

Heinssen isn't defined yet.

9) Favorite Fruit
Kiwi.

Kiwi - 1 - A small, brown, flightless, nocturnal, endangered bird native to New Zealand / Aotearoa. The name of the bird comes from the high-pitched 'call' it makes.
Kiwi - 2 - Slang for a person born in New Zealand. Synonymous with hard-working individuals, talented artists & relaxed easy-going people .
Kiwi - 3 - This is what the rest of the world, for some unknown reason, calls 'KIWIFRUIT'. Laziness and stupid marketing probably enter into it somewhere. Originally a Chinese Gooseberry, it flourished in NZ where its name was changed to reflect where it was grown. Named a KIWIFRUIT, stays a KIWIFRUIT , not a kiwi.

Kiwifruit example - I was asked by 4 individuals in London, why?, where NZers named after a fruit?


10) Phobia?
Dying.

to slowly come near to death

"I am dying of cancer."


11) Favorite candy?
Nerds!

Guys with IQ higher than your weight. You made fun of them when you were at school but you would be lucky if you get employed as janitors in their businesses.

"I am a nerd and proud of it."


12) Stretch out your left arm; what do you touch?
Nothing.

Actually means "something," but is used when you don't feel like explaining.

"Hey, whatcha doin'?"

(clearly working on something complex and important) "Nothing."

----------

....
....
That's right.
I eat NERDS.</sub>

]]> ~TifaLavigne http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/26316847/ http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/26316847/ Sat, 01 Aug 2009 11:36:33 PDT <sub>Stuff About You
[x] I think I'm ugly sometimes.
[x] I have many scars.
[ ] I wish my hair was a different color. (Not at the moment. o: I just got it changed a few days ago.)
[x] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[ ] I have a tattoo.
[x] I am self-conscious about my appearance. (Usually, yes.)
[ ] I have/I've had braces.
[ ] I wear glasses. (NOT ANYMORE, BITCHES)
[ ] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
[x] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
[ ] I have more than 2 piercings.
[ ] I have piercing in places besides my ears.
[x] I have freckles.

Family/Home Life
[x] I've sworn at my parents.
[x] I've run away from home. (Attempted, lol.)
[ ] I've been kicked out of the house.
[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[x] I want to have kids someday.
[ ] I've lost a child.

School/Work
[x] I'm in school
[ ] I have a job
[x] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
[x] I almost always do my homework.
[ ] I've missed a week or more of school.
[x] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years
[ ] I failed more than 1 class last year
[ ] I've stolen something from my job
[ ] I've been fired

Embarrassment
[x] Disney movies still make me cry. (Shut the fuck up. -.-)
[x] I've snorted while laughing.
[x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[x] I've glued my hand to something.
[ ] I've had my pants rip in public.

Health
[ ] I was born with a disease/impairment.
[ ] I've gotten stitches/staples.
[ ] I've broken a bone
[ ] I've had my tonsils removed.
[x] I've sat in a doctor’s office/emergency room with a friend.
[ ] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[ ] I had a serious surgery.
[ ] I've had chicken pox.
[ ] I've had measles

Traveling
[x] I've driven over 200 miles in one day. (But it was SO worth it.)
[x] I've been on a plane.
[x] I've been to Canada. (BWAHAHA!)
[ ] I've been to Mexico.
[ ] I've been to Niagara Falls.
[ ] I've been to Japan.
[ ] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[ ] I've been to Europe.
[ ] I've been to Africa.

Experiences
[ ] I've gotten lost in my city.
[x] I've seen a shooting star.
[x] I've wished on a shooting star.
[ ] I've seen a meteor shower.
[x] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
[ ] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[x] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
[ ] I've been to a casino.
[ ] I've been skydiving.
[ ] I've gone skinny dipping.
[ ] I've played spin the bottle.
[ ] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[ ] I've crashed a car.
[ ] I've been Skiing.
[x] I've been in a play.
[ ] I've met someone in person from myspace.
[x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[ ] I've seen the Northern lights.
[x] I've sat on a roof top at night.
[x] I've played chicken.
[x] I've played a prank on someone.
[ ] I've ridden in a taxi.
[ ] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[x] I've eaten sushi.
[ ] I've been snowboarding.

Relationships
[x] I'm single.
[ ] I'm in a relationship.
[ ] I'm engaged.
[ ] I'm married.
[ ] I've gone on a blind date.
[ ] I've been the dumped more than the dumper.
[x] I miss someone right now.
[x] I have a fear of abandonment.
[ ] I've gotten divorced.
[x] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[x] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't. (Does my grandma count?)
[x] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[ ] I've kept something from a past relationship.

Honesty/Crime
[x] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
[x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[x] I've snuck out of my house.
[x] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[ ] I am keeping a secret from the world. (... If I were, I sure as hell wouldn't tell YOU about it.)
[x] I've cheated while playing a game. (Because flying cars on GTA are just too fun to pass up. D; )
[ ] I've cheated on a test.
[ ] I've run a red light.
[ ] I've been suspended from school.
[ ] I've witnessed a crime.
[x] I've been in a fist fight.
[ ] I've been arrested.

Death and Suicide
[x] I'm afraid of dying.
[ ] I hate funerals.
[x] I've seen someone dying.
[x] Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
[x] Someone close to me has committed suicide.
[ ] More than 5 of your friends have died.
[ ] I've attempted suicide. (Rawr.)
[ ] I've written a eulogy for myself.

Materialism
[ ] I own ov... ]]></sub> ~TifaLavigne http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/26313966/ http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/26313966/ Sat, 01 Aug 2009 08:27:11 PDT By :devBleachLover93.

Rules:
••Each person must post ten things about themselves in their Journal
••In the end, any person tagged has to choose 8 people and post their icons in the same journal
••Go to their pages and send a message saying that they have been tagged.

••NO TAG BACKS••

<sub>1 - I had a dream that my hand fell apart. And it was my writing hand. >.>

2 - One of the classes I am going to be taking this year is Public Speaking. And how do you think that's going to go?

3 - I might not be a little kid anymore, but that doesn't mean that I can't love playing Rugrats on my Gamecube. D:<

4 - I'm not very good at getting my point across whether it's because I can't think of a way to do it or because I don't want to offend anyone. <.<

5 - My mommy says I look like a baby when I wear my contacts. :<

6 - You'll never see me without my iPod. Ever.

7 - Even though no one in my family cares or knows about the artists I listen to, I still tell them about the new bands I find and what I know about them because... I know about nothing else.

8 - I'm thinking about going to kick some ass on one of my Zelda games. Not sure which one yet, but the ass kicking WILL come eventually.

9 - Sims 2 pisses me off because I can't actually kill my Sims. They just become ghosts. -.- And then they come back to life!

10 - And finally, Final Fantasy X-2 (though very sexy) pisses me off as well. Firstly because it makes Yuna and Rikku look like total 'tards/sluts, and it has multiple endings! TT__TT

-------------</sub>

Hehe, that was more me ranting about various games than anything else, lol. Sorry about that. >.>

Okay, now I tag -
Meh.
Anybody.
I'm too lazy.

*scuttles off to whoop the ass on a Zelda game which was mentioned earlier in the tag, thank you*

_~Lindsay

]]> ~TifaLavigne http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/26243386/ http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/26243386/ Tue, 28 Jul 2009 21:45:14 PDT LINDSAY WATCHED A MOVIE.
AND NOW LINDSAY IS ANGRY.
BECAUSE THE MOVIE HAD NO ENDING.
FUCK MOVIES THAT LACK ENDINGS.

*sucks in air*

So the movie was called "Fire."
It takes place in India and is based around a family with two husbands, to wives, some other guy, and an old grandmother person.

And I'm sorry, but I had to pause the movie for a few minutes after I found out that one of the main character's names was Rhada. Because it's pronounced like what that one guy says on Chowder. You know? The big gray guy? Yeah, him.

Every time they said her name, I flipped and started saying, "RHADA, RHADA RHADA!"

So anyway.
She falls in love with her sister-in-law. (And no this isn't a spoiler. It's in the description of the movie.)

BUT THERE WAS NO ENDING. TT____________TT

But I'm going to pretend that there was.
I'm going to make one up in my head.
And it's going to be happy.
So screw you people who think happy endings are stupid.
BECAUSE THESE TWO DESERVE IT.

Okay, now that the majority of my journal has been based around a movie that you probably will never see, I am going to move on to more important matters.
...
...
Alright, so maybe important matters don't really exist for me right now.

So what are your important matters/issues?

~Lindsay

]]> ~TifaLavigne http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/26174121/ http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/26174121/ Sat, 25 Jul 2009 16:13:26 PDT [link]

Here it is.
That one thing.
Yeah.

We're total tards, hehe.
And I'm violent.

It's major fail, but it's our first try. ;-;
Cut us some slack, XD.

]]> ~TifaLavigne http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/26134066/ http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/26134066/ Thu, 23 Jul 2009 16:25:21 PDT I would've posted this in the earlier journal, but I needed to make sure that ~AngelXSonic was cool with this plan sooo... here it goes.

~AngelXSonic and I have decided to make a TV show type thing if that's what you want to call it. We will more than likely be posting this on YouTube, but we are having some trouble coming up with ideas for the show.

So I suggested that we ask our watchers to send us questions to be answered "live" on the show. These questions may range from personal to all-around funny/stupid. You're help is appreciated!

If we decide that this "show" turns out okay and end up posting it, I will post the link in a later journal.

Thanks for any questions you post.

~Lindsay

]]> ~TifaLavigne http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/26131582/ http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/26131582/ Thu, 23 Jul 2009 14:16:33 PDT So I'm back from South Dakota.
But only my mother and I have managed to return. >.>
The rest of them shall come home on Saturday.

In other unimportant news, I have an an appointment with my eye doctor person tomorrow. Contacts are going to be gotten (yay for poorly used alliteration!) and I'm going to have to get used to seeing myself without glasses again.

OH YEAH

And I am getting a pet turtle.
I hope.

His/her tank shall be replacing my stereo because I lack the need to have it any longer with my iPod and all.

Okay, I'm out of shit to say.

So what's been goin' on with you guys?

~Lindsay

]]> ~TifaLavigne http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/25992119/ http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/25992119/ Thu, 16 Jul 2009 18:45:48 PDT Another one of my pups ceases to live any longer.

*sigh*

I guess I knew it was gonna happen eventually, but still.

But to change the subject -

I might be going to see Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince this weekend with my sister. I'm not sure if we'll actually be going or not since it's Tiff's mom's birthday is tomorrow.

If that doesn't happen, I'll be hanging with you guys until Monday when I leave.

But the vacation I'm goin' on shouldn't be too bad since the Tegan and Sara CDs I ordered should be coming tomorrow. I hope they do... My iTunes is growing awfully stale.

And even if they don't come, Death Note will be there for me, XD.

Speaking of that, you all know how Death Note (and other mangas) are usually kept in their original backwards state, right?

Well, I was telling my grandmother why that was, and then she said, "So they're backwards because they're for retarded people, right?"

"No, grandma."

I was just gonna leave it at that, but my brother said, "So you think that Japanese people are retarded? Are you making fun of them?"

My grandmother replied with, "No. They just don't impress me. I don't make fun of people that don't impress me."

Gar, I wanted to whack her with a stick.
But instead I tried to explain to her that it was only left backwards because if it wasn't, it would be even more confusing. Some of the words (like logos on shirts and stuff) would be screwed up.

I think my efforts were in vain, but whatever.
If reading Death Note makes me retarded, then so be it.
Maybe I like being retarded. >:[

There, I'm done.

As a finisher for this journal, here is a question:

Summer seems to be coming to an end quickly. For those of you that are still in school or are entering/going back to college in the fall, what do you think? Are you excited or afraid? Why?

~Lindsay

]]> ~TifaLavigne http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/25967486/ http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/25967486/ Wed, 15 Jul 2009 15:44:31 PDT Thanks to ~HotChocolateTime.

1. you gotta post the rules
2. you have to say 8 things about your self
3. you have to tag 8 other people
4. comment on their pages stating they have been tagged
5. you can't tag the person who tagged you

1 - Once I become obsessed with something, that something doesn't go away for a very, very long time.

2 - My grandmother THINKS that she's convinced me to remain here in Nebraska for the rest of my life, but she is a tad bit off in her assumption.

3 - Over time, I develop strange habits that manage to fade within a few months if I'm lucky. One of the habits that hasn't faded though is talking to myself. I don't think this one will be going away, sadly.

4 - When I'm angry at someone and that someone apologizes, I will forgive them. I will probably still be angry at them, but I won't show it.

5 - I have double jointed toes. I actually only discovered this yesterday, and my family is kinda freaked out by it, hehe. >.>

6 - Just because I like some anime/manga doesn't mean that I'm completely obsessed with the country of Japan.

7 - I've written four complete novels.

8 - I like downloading the theme songs of little kid shows to annoy my brother as well as my parents.

I tag:









]]> ~TifaLavigne http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/25920931/ http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/25920931/ Mon, 13 Jul 2009 13:16:29 PDT This idea was stolen from ~Linkisbest.

It's a "How well do you know me?" quiz.

It's only ten questions long, and it seems pretty easy...
To me, anyway. XD

Here's the link: [link]

Good luck!

~Lindsay

]]> ~TifaLavigne http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/25901871/ http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/25901871/ Sun, 12 Jul 2009 15:17:43 PDT Everybody's gone home, the Dora cake is almost gone, and the pinata (Damn the N!) is broken. v.v

I'm tired as hell, but it was sooo worth it. 8D

Because... well...

Death Note is now mine.

And so is forty-five dollars worth of Best Buy. C:<
Yay for electronics!

o.e

*slinks off into her room to love on her Death Note*

I'M NOT WEIRD.
NOT WEIRD AT ALL.


Question: Why do cows oink?

~Lindsay

]]> ~TifaLavigne http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/25856914/ http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/25856914/ Fri, 10 Jul 2009 09:48:43 PDT Sleep will not come to me!
I was up until SIX this morning.
Then I slept until ten, and then I was up again. -.-
Maybe I should just scarf down some of that NyQuil shit and see if that makes me sleep easier. >.>

Anywaaay, there was a big spider on my foot just now. o.o;
I just hope it was real and not a hallucination due to my lack of sleep.
Though it was probably the latter, I'm going to just say that it was real so I feel better.

*starts sucking her thumb*

That's right, bitches.
I'm picking up a new habit to replace gnawing on my fingernails.
The question is... which is worse?
I'm just gonna go ahead and guess that it's the thumb-sucking because fewer people my age do that while TONS of people chew their fingernails.

Meh.

Just so y'all know, this journal isn't gonna be having a purpose anytime soon sooo... you can abandon ship now if you want to.
Or you can stay here and drown with me!

I'd better get to drinking coffee if I wanna stay up all day and not be a zombie. And I'd better let the dogs outside. o.o;

Shit, my mom's gonna kill me for leaving them in. D:

Talk to you later, y'all!

~Lindsay

]]> ~TifaLavigne http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/25821353/ http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/25821353/ Wed, 08 Jul 2009 15:53:27 PDT A Rainbow of Questions in the Sky of Your Life!

*Red*

-Closest red thing to you?:
A can of Coke.

-Last thing to make you angry?
I dunno. I've been pretty happy, I think.

-Do you have a temper?
Usually, yes.

-Last warning you were given?:
Umm...
"LINDSAY, stop speaking Spanish, PLEASE!"
My brother, xD.

-Ever been in love?:
I guess.
But probably only subconsciously.

-Are you a fan of romance?:
If it's not super corny, sure.
In other words, NOT TWILIGHT.

*Orange*

-Closest orange thing to you?:
A Spanish to English/English to Spanish dictionary.

-Do you like to burn things?:
Yeah, sure.

-Dress up for Halloween?:
HELL YES.

-Are you usually a warm-hearted person?:
I try to be, but sometimes I fail.

-Do you have anything against ginger hair?:
Nope.

-Are you usually full of energy?:
Only when I'm with my friends.

*Yellow*

-Closest yellow thing to you?:
Some of the beads on my bracelet.

-The happiest time of your life?:
When I'm with my friends, talking about stuff that just doesn't really matter in the long run.

-Favourite holiday?:
CANADAY DAY!

-What makes you smile?:
Funny memories.
And my sister, lol.

-Are you a coward?
With some things, yes.

-Do you burn or tan?:
Burn.

*Green*

-Closest green thing to you?:
The pencil that I used to write down the names of albums. >.>

-Do you care about the environment?:
Yup.

-Are you jealous of anyone right now?:
Not particularly, no.

-Are you a lucky person?:
Meh.

-Do you always want what you can't have?:
Sometimes.

-Do you like being outdoors?:
Yup.

*Blue*

-Closest blue thing to you?:
The Sharpie on my hand.

-Are you good at calming people down?:
I dunno.

-Do you like the sea?:
I can finally say yes, yes I do! WOO!

-Last thing to make you cry?:
BALTO

-Are you a logical thinker?:
Depends, I guess.

-Can you sleep easily?:
Not anymore.

*Purple*

-Closest Purple thing to you?:
My phone.

-Like being treated to expensive things?:
Not really.
Unless they're a pair of Tegan's/Sara's shoes. *melts*

-Do you like mysterious things?:
Umm... sure?


-Favourite type of chocolate?:
Anything that doesn't involve dark chocolate is fine with me.

-Ever met anyone in royalty?:
Nope.

-Are you creative?:


*Pink*

-Closest pink thing to you?:
My toenails. o.o;

-Are you gay/bisexual?:
Yes.

-Do you like sweet foods?:
Depends on my mood.

-Like play-fighting?:
With my dogs.

-Are you sensitive?:
Mhmm. But I can hide it.

-Do you like punk music?
You betcha!

*White*

-Closest white thing to you?:
A piece of paper.

-Would you say you're innocent?:
Hehehe, no.

-Always try to keep the peace?:
Most of the time.

-How do you imagine your wedding, if you want one?:
Simple. And I'm not in a dress. -.-

-Do you like to play in the snow?:
I used to love it but not so much anymore.

-Are you afraid of going to the doctors or dentists?:
Physical doctors, yes.
Dentists, yes.

*Black*

-Closest black thing to you?:
My computer monitor.

-Ever enjoy hurting people?:
Only if it's my brother, xD.

-Are you sophisticated or silly?:
Th... ]]> ~TifaLavigne http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/25814627/ http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/25814627/ Wed, 08 Jul 2009 10:09:51 PDT Everybody's invited to the thing on Saturday! Wee! I'm done with that! Thank the Lord!

Last night I had a dream about being mauled by a pig.
Usually it's chickens, but I guess pigs are my new sworn enemy.
Oh well. >.>

Hmm... what else?

OH!

Apparently Tegan and Sara (a band for those of you that don't know) share my sister's birthday! The same year too. o.o

Even though this journal holds no purpose, I think I'm gonna post it anyway just so I ask you this question --

Have you been attacked by animals? Whether it was in your dreams or while you were awake, what was the animal? Jeebus, I can't be the only one who fears being attacked by a rabid pig. ;-;

Thank you for your time.

~Lindsay

]]> ~TifaLavigne http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/25712735/ http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/25712735/ Fri, 03 Jul 2009 09:50:43 PDT Because I woke up at six o'clock this morning. TT__TT
With three hours of sleep, Lindsay is dying. Slowly but surely, she is dying.

But it was either lie in bed with back pain or get my ass up, take some medicine, and soak in a hot bath. So I soaked! And then I felt better! And now I am tired... but my mother is coming home soon to haul my brother and I off to Wal-Mart so we can buy... stuff.

Or more specifically... Dora the Explorer stuff.

The whole party thing doesn't actually occur until the eleventh, but it never hurts to be prepared.

And just because I'm getting older doesn't mean I can't have a kiddie birthday party with hats and a cake that speaks to me in Spanish.
And yes, I have gone off the deep end. My friends are probably going to hate me for it. But I don't care! >:]

But besides Wal-Mart, we're also going to be picking up a few fireworks for tomorrow. Luckily we smuggled in more than enough of the illegal bottle rockets from Missouri last year so I'm already set. Damn Nebraska and its laws against bottle rockets!

Okay, so I've babbled on longer than I thought that I was going to (or actually needed to), so here's a question to end this shebang.

What is one thing you want to do before you graduate from high school? And for those of you that are already out of high school, what would you like to have done during those four years?


Thanks for reading, my dears.
~Lindsay

]]> ~TifaLavigne http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/25640943/ http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/25640943/ Mon, 29 Jun 2009 23:13:46 PDT Do you burp in front of guys?
You betcha.

Whats your favorite girl magazine?
... I don't read magazines.

Do you show affection in public?
I guess I have to say yes since I'm always touching/pushing/whacking the people I'm talking to.

Do you ever cry during a romantic movie?
Only if the movie's not just about the romance and actually has some sort of meaning.

Can you pull off red lipstick?
I dunno. I've never tried. But I don't think I could.

Can you pull off straight hair?
I hope so considering that I always straighten it.

Ever been hottie hunting ?
Yeah, XD. But only with my brother. He instigates it, though. And I have to help him since he's not very good at finding girls that aren't over sixty.

Do you think lip gloss is the best?
If it tastes good... then yes.

Ever use the term eye candy?
Nope.

How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
Ten minutes at maximum.

Is pink the best color in the world?
Hell. No.

When did you last wear a little black dress?
The only time that I've ever worn a dress (besides when I was a baby and could be forced into anything) was at my sister's wedding.

Do you often wish there was something you could change?
Of course.

Do you like dressing up?
Sometimes. It depends on the mood I'm in, but as long as I'm not in a dress, I'm fine.

Do you own a really nice piece of jewelry?
If I did, I'd lose it.

Did you ever want to be an actress or model?
Nope.

Ever consider a sex change?
Nah.

Whats the best part about being a girl?
Being a lesbian, XD.

Do you straighten your hair every day?
Yes.

Jeans or skirt?
I'm a jean type of girl, thanks.

Do you wear clothes, shoes, jewelry that's uncomfortable?
Never.

Did you ever spend all day/night getting pretty for a guy?
Obviously not.

Would you leave the house without makeup on?
I've never left the house WITH it on.

On a scale from 1-10 how fun is shopping?
It depends on what we're buying and where we're at, but it's usually pretty fun. Until I start to feel sick, anyway.

Are you spoiled?
I'm obviously going to say no. That's really for other people to judge.

Do you freak out if you miss your favorite shows?
No, because I know they're going to have reruns eventually.

Do you yell a lot?
I tend to around people I know, but I'm very quiet in public.

Do you wear sweatpants or pajamas to school or work?
Not usually.

Do you like skater boys?
Again, obviously not.

Have you ever dressed unlike yourself to impress a guy?
... Okay, seriously?
The answer is still no.

Gold or silver?
I prefer silver.

Do you dress up too much for holidays?
I don't dress up at all.

Do you like wearing dresses?
No.

Do you write a lot of mushy love poems?
I think I've written some that could be considered as mushy love poems, but most of them weren't intended to be that way.

On a scale of 1-10, how much do guys confuse you?
I'm more focused on understanding my own gender, thanks.

What makeup could you not live w/ out?
I really just don't give a shit about makeup.

Do you fall in love easily?
Nooope.

Do you think you have the best friends ever?
For the most part, yes.

Do you ever lie about your age?
Once.

Do you ever lie about your weight?
Nah. I quite like my weight, actually.

Do you prefer sensitive or tough guys?
...
-____-'
This is why I don't like tags meant for girls.
Everything is about guys.

Do you prefer blond or dark haired guys?
I seem to take a liking to dark haired GIRLS.


-------

There.
Now it's over.
I tag: ... anyone willing to do it.

And here's a question --
Why do the quizzes/tags meant for girls assume that all girls take an interest in being with men/boys?

I mean, really?

~Lindsay

PS -- I'm now back from my "vacation." http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/25574209/ Fri, 26 Jun 2009 19:11:06 PDT So as of right now I'm in Lincoln (which is the capitol of Nebraska). And, well, my mother classifies it as a vacation for my brother and I. I, however, told her that it was merely a half of a vacation since we're still in Nebraska. That's fair, right? >.>;

Anywho, things have been pretty quiet around here. Everybody seems to be in bed, and it's only nine o'clock. My brother and I are the only ones awake, and we'll probably still be awake when five o'clock rolls around. Who knows?

But as of right now, showering sounds like the best plan. I'll probably wait until two in the morning though just because late night showers are only the best thing ever. Don't ask me why. I just prefer that time slot, I guess. <.<

Hope people 'round here don't mind if I have my music blastin' while I'm in the shower though. Otherwise I'm gonna be in some deep shit by the time morning comes.

On a final note to end this totally irrelevant journal which you have so kindly wasted your time reading (so sorry about that by the way, hehe) here is my question:

1 - Do you lean toward a more socialistic economy or a capitalistic one? Why?

Sorry about the stiff question.
I'm just wonderin'.

~Lindsay

]]> ~TifaLavigne http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/25527936/ http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/25527936/ Wed, 24 Jun 2009 22:16:15 PDT 1. Your Name:
2. Age:
3. Single or Taken:
4. Favourite Film:
5. Favourite Song or Album:
6. Favourite Band/Artist:
7. Dirty or Clean:
8. Tattoos and/or Piercings:
9. Do we know each other outside of dA?
10. What's your philosophy on life?
11. Is the bottle half-full or half-empty?
12. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest?
13. What is your favourite memory of us?
14. What is your favourite guilty pleasure?
15. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you:
16. You can have three wishes (for yourself, so forget all the 'world peace etc' malarkey) - what are they?
17. Can we get together and make a cake?
18. Which country is your spiritual home?
19. What is your big weakness?
20. Do you think I'm a good person?
21. What was your best/favourite subject at school?
22. Describe your accent:
23. If you could change anything about me, would you?
24. What do you wear to sleep?
25. Trousers or skirts?
26. Cigarettes or alcohol?
27. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?
28. Will you repost this so I can fill it out for you?

]]> ~TifaLavigne http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/25412368/ http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/25412368/ Fri, 19 Jun 2009 09:56:37 PDT That's right!
I was almost assassinated by Glad bags and tinfoil.
You see, I opened up a cupboard to get a bowl, and they all came tumblin' at me.
Personally, I think it was a setup.
Someone's out to get me. >.>;

Also, Father's Day is this weekend.
Anybody plannin' on doing anything for their daddy-o?
Or are y'all just gonna leave him hangin'?
Because I think that's pretty much what's gonna happen for me too, hehe.

Yeah, I pretty much just felt like gettin' rid of the tag that was on my page, lol. So there's really nothing much to update on. v.v

Anywho, love you guys.

~Lindsay

]]> ~TifaLavigne http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/25376421/ http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/25376421/ Wed, 17 Jun 2009 15:39:35 PDT [x] - Your mother had more than 2 children.
[ ] - You are a smoker.
[ ] - You drink a lot.
[x] - You like to write.
[ ] - You are religious.
[x] - You like to burn candles.
[ ] - You prefer juice or water over soda.
[x] - You have ridden a horse.

TOTAL SO FAR = 4

[ ] - You have done drugs.
[ ] - You are currently a drug addict.
[ ] - You are very artistic.
[x] - You like stuffed animals.
[x] - You are attracted to shiny things.
[x] - You have eaten a bug before.
[ ] - You love cars.
[ ] - Cats are your favorite animal.
[ ] - You hate animals.
[x] - You are spontaneous and random. (So I'm told, XD.)

TOTAL SO FAR = 8

[x] - You like fruit a lot.
[ ] - You drive.
[x] - You make / made good grades in school.
[ ] - You are going / are in / have been to college.
[ ] - You like for things to be very clean.
[x] - You are very messy.
[/] - You love to eat. (Depends on what mood I'm in, really.)
[ ] - Christmas is your favorite holiday.
[x] - You like the beach.
[x] - You hate the color pink. (In large quantities, yes.)
TOTAL SO FAR = 13 1/2

[x]- You wear glasses or contacts.
[x] - You chat online a lot.
[x] - You always use correct grammar. (I try, hehe.)
[x] - You like to take quizzes.
[ ]- You eat out at restaurants more than you eat at home.
[x] - You enjoy swimming.
[ ] - You have more than 5 pets.
[ ]- You have more than 10 pets.
[ ] - You believe in ghosts.
[ ]- You have seen a ghost.


TOTAL SO FAR = 18 1/2

[/] - You prefer comedy movies over romance movies.
[x] - You like dancing, either doing it yourself or watching.
[ ] - You have been to a strip club.
[ ]- You drink coffee in the morning.
[x] - You like to be awake at night.
[ ] - You don't go outside often.
[x] - You love to read.
[ ] - You believe in an afterlife of some kind. (I'm not sure yet.)
[x] - You have had short hair.
[ ] - You know how to cook well. (Hell. No.)

GRAND TOTAL = 23
Answers

0 - 1 = Mosquito.
2 - 3 = A weed.
4 - 5 = Daisy.
6 - 7 = Janitor.
8 - 9 = Goose.
10 - 11 = Rock.
12 - 13 = Fireman.
14 - 15 = Rose.
16 - 17 = Mouse.
18 - 19 = Cow.
20 - 21 = Rabbit.
22 - 23 = Mental Patient.
24 - 25 = Grass.
26 - 27 = Water.
28 - 29 = Bat.
30 - 31 = Hippo.
32 - 33 = Crocodile.
34 - 35 = Vampire.
36 - 37 = Horse.
38 - 39 = Hawk.
40 - 41 = Spider
42 - 43 = Flea.
44 - 45 = Princess or Prince.
46 - 47 = President.
48 - 50 = You have done everything. Your lives have run out

----

So I'm a mental patient.
...
For some odd reason, well, this doesn't actually surprise me.

]]> ~TifaLavigne http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/25338186/ http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/25338186/ Mon, 15 Jun 2009 20:34:11 PDT
Mark which things you have done, then calculate your score by counting the number of questions you marked. This test is out of 100 questions which means that the number you get as your score is also your percentage. Tag 10 of your friends, and re-post as "I do stupid things __% of the time."

1. [x] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. [x] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. [x] Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. [x] Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. [ ] Had people tell you that you are blond when you're not, or had people tell you that your blond highlights are going to your head. (This one doesn't really count for me since I really am blond. )
7. [ ] Been caught staring at your crush by your crush
8. [x] Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realized it was in your hand
9. [x] Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. [x] Tried to pull open a door that said push

Running total: 8

11. [ ] Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love-potion
12. [x] Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. [x] Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. [x] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. [x] Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. [ ] Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. [x] Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. [ ] Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. [ ] Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

Running total: 14

21. [x] Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on (It was a gum wrapper, but I guess it would still count, lol. )
22. [ ] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle
23. [x] Have run into a closed door
25. [x] Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. [ ] It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. [x] Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. [x] Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

Running total: 19

31. [x] After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. [ ] Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. [x] Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. [ ] Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. [x] Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc when its on, even though you knew it was hot
36. [x] Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes back on.
37. [x] Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. [x] Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. [x] Walked into a pole
40. [ ] Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident/stolen someones shoes by accident

Running total: 26

41. [x] took a picture of someone's eye with the flash on
43. [x] Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. [ ] Walked out of the bathroom (stall) with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. [x] Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it was that you were going to do
46. [x] Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. [x] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. [x] Have poked yourself in the eye
49. [x] Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. [ ] Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

Running total: 31

51. [x] Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. [x] Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. [ ] Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. [x] Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was
55. [x] Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. [x] Looked into an overhead purposefully while it was on
57. [x] Got up early and go... ]]> ~TifaLavigne http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/25292400/ http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/25292400/ Sat, 13 Jun 2009 14:12:40 PDT .:FIRE:.

[x] You have a short temper. (if it's that time of the month. >.> )
[ ] You often act on your emotions without thinking first.
[ ] You are very competitive.
[x] You like to play with fire.
[ ] You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.
[x] You prefer warm weather over cold weather.
[ ] You often lose control over yourself.
[x] You can be quite reckless.
[x] You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.
[x] People have often called you insane.
Total: 6

.:WATER:.

[ ] You have a calm, laid-back personality.
[x] You like to go to the beach.
[ ] You rarely get angry.
[x] When you do get angry, you know how to control it. (most of the time)
[x] You think before you act.
[ ] You are good at breaking up fights. (Hell, I don't even try anymore. )
[x] You are a good swimmer.
[x] You like the rain.
[ ] You can stay calm in stressful situations.
[x] You are very generous. (with some things. <.< )
Total: 6

.:EARTH:.

[x] You are physically strong. (In my lower half. The upper half... not so much. )
[x] You have a close connection with nature.
[x] You don't mind getting dirty.
[x] You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
[x] You could easily survive in the wild.
[x] You care about the environment.
[x] You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.
[ ] You rarely get depressed.
[ ] You aren't afraid of anything.
[ ] You prefer to have a strict set of rules.
Total: 7

.:AIR:.

[x] You have a free spirit.
[x] You hate rules.
[ ] You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.
[x] You hate to be restrained.
[ ] You are very independent and outgoing. (independent but not very outgoing. )
[x] You are quite intelligent. (About things that I care about.)
[ ] You tend to be impatient.
[x] You are easily distracted. (which is part of the reason that I'm patient I guess, xD )
[x] You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.
[x] You wish you could fly.
Total: 7

.: DARKNESS:.

[x] You spend most of your time alone.
[x] You prefer nighttime over daytime.
[x] You like creepy things.
[x] You like to play tricks on people.
[x] Black is your favorite color.
[ ] You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, videogames, etc.
[x] You don't talk much. (Until I really get going, I don't talk at all. )
[ ] You are atheist. (Agnostic. There's a difference.)
[x] You don't mind watching scary movies.
[ ] You love to break the rules.
Total: 7

.:LIGHT:.

[ ] You are very polite.
[ ] You are spiritual.
[x] When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.
[ ] You believe everything you see or hear.
[ ] You are afraid of the dark.
[ ] You hate violence.
[ ] You hope for world peace.
[x] You are generally a happy person.
[ ] Everyone loves to be around you. (God, that made me laugh, XD.)
[ ] You always follow the rules.
Total: 2

Okaaay, so apparently I'm... three things.
Earth, air, and darkness. You know, since they all tied with the highest number.

]]> ~TifaLavigne http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/25273750/ http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/25273750/ Fri, 12 Jun 2009 13:22:54 PDT At eight o'clock this morning I learned that my great grandmother was dying. Considering that she's one hundred years old, I can understand why she wouldn't want the doctors to do anything about her heart attack. They just gave her some morphine to numb her up, and I went into the hospital around ten o'clock to say my final goodbyes.

The doctors gave her twenty-four hours to live.

The rain that's been falling fits the events of today, and the only thing that I've done since about noon is napped. And I think I'll head back to bed soon. Better than moping, you know.

As for my question, well, when the circulation to your foot has been cut off and it "falls asleep"... what is the best way to wake it up that's quick and doesn't involve the thousands-of-needles aftereffect (if you know what I mean)? I don't even know if that's possible... but it can't hurt to ask, lol.

Off to bed again,
~Lindsay

]]> ~TifaLavigne http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/25216754/ http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/25216754/ Tue, 09 Jun 2009 12:50:05 PDT Yes. They do.
It seems that I am still sleeping/eating according to the timezone I had adjusted to while I was on vacation. So therefore, I am sleeping and staying up two hours later than I normally would, and I'm also eating later. Bad, very bad. Good thing it's summer. >.>

Oh, and just as a warning for people who might be driving on the back roads of Nebraska anytime soon: I am a total failure at driving unless I'm flooring it, but I'm not really supposed to do that... am I?

But as of now, I have a new passtime for the summer. Reading every book in the library shall be my goal. Though I probably shall fail at this, I do not care. It is a way to ward off the impending boredom that summer always ends up bringing. So therefore... books are now my best friends. (Along with music, videogames, the internet, and running, but who's counting?)

Now to end this journal, here's a question for you all. Now, I want you all to keep in mind that this is a very serious question, and if you do not answer it... well, you don't want to know what will happen.

Who stole Gorga's jalapeno chips?

<sub>(Damn my lack of knowledge on how to use accents with this keyboard. )

~Lindsay</sub>

]]> ~TifaLavigne http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/25185680/ http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/25185680/ Sun, 07 Jun 2009 19:02:38 PDT OLNY PUT THIS ON YOUR PRILOFE IF YOU CAN RAED TIHS. CNAHGE THE NMUERBR AT TOP TGOHUH

original message

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]]> ~TifaLavigne http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/25114625/ http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/25114625/ Wed, 03 Jun 2009 20:04:33 PDT That's right, I'm back.
And before I move on, I must say that everything on my message page has been cleared. Too many journals, deviations, and such to look at. If you would like me to look at/read anything, please tell me. v.v

In other news,
CANADA
WAS
FREAKING
AWESOME.

And so was Idaho.
And Montana.
And Washington.

And now, to show my patronage, I have a giant Canadian flag hanging up in my room. Yay!

And I will be going back.
To Canada.
Some day.
Because I love it there.
Even though I was almost detained at the border. .____.

Speaking of that, the Canadian border patrol guy asked us a ton of questions and called my parents and stuff. But when we were returning, the US guy just kinda... let us through.

And Americans wonder why terrorists were able to fly planes into our buildings.

I could post a whole long journal about the whole dang trip, but I won't bore you, lol. I might post a few pictures later or something.

Love you all, and I'm glad to be back! (on dA, not at home, xD )

~Lindsay

]]> ~TifaLavigne http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/24891520/ http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/24891520/ Fri, 22 May 2009 14:07:30 PDT Canada time, people!
I'll be headin' to my sister's house in about... an hour?
And then tomorrow morning we complete our tedious journey to Idaho!

*ish so excited*

I feel bad for the my brother though. He's gonna be the only male tourist on this trip.

But in other news...
1 -- My hair is now dead. v.v Now it's sooo short.
2 -- I'm so glad I'm going north. I'm waaay too hot right now.
3 -- My grandmother stalks me with cheesecake. <.<
4 -- I don't mind being stalked with cheesecake. >.>

Now then, from the list of questions that I have gathered, here are three of them:

1 -- What are your favorite emotes? Post 'em, my dears!
2 -- What about your favorite countries?
3 -- And if you had to choose, what would be your favorite summer experience/memory?

_{These questions are copyrighted to ~GymnasticsGirl104, ~ephebiphobe, and ~Jeck105. I do not own them in anyway, and I ask that these three deviants do not sue me. PLEASE DON'T SUE ME.
That is all.}

~Lindsay

]]> ~TifaLavigne http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/24840407/ http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/24840407/ Tue, 19 May 2009 14:07:05 PDT Yup. Last day today. Finals are done and all that. Lindsay is very happy about this. C:

Also, I have to remember to get my schedule changed in August!
Because there is no way that I'm gonna be doublin' up on science with chemistry and human anatomy. Instead I'll take biology and chemistry next year, then just take one science class the next year. >.> And possibly physics the year after that. <.<

Oi, but this is going to be one freaking long summer.
Except for the first week and a half. >.>
For reasons that are obvious.

Okee.
Now that that strangely short update is over and done with, here's my question for you (as suggested by ~GymnasticsGirl104 )

What questions should I ask?!

]]> ~TifaLavigne http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/24828138/ http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/24828138/ Mon, 18 May 2009 18:29:53 PDT THREE WAYS I AM STILL A KID:
1. I like to play with earthworms. >.>
2. I love to scribble. C:
3. I refuse to clean my room. A path is good enough for me!

THREE WAYS I AM ALREADY OLD:
1. I have an obsession with grammar.
2. I'm obsessed with my weight. <.<
3. I worry about everything. Constantly.

THREE THINGS I WANT TO DO:
1. Publish a book. Sounds fun.
2. Live in Canada!
3. Do something that I'm proud of without needing someone else to be proud of me as well.

THREE WAYS THAT I'M A STEREOTYPICAL "BOY":
1. I'm a pervert.
2. Umm... I like girls?
3. Belching in public as loud as I possibly can is FUN.

THREE WAYS THAT I'M A STEREOTYPICAL "GIRL":
1. I'm afraid of spiders.
2. Umm... I wear a bra? XD
3. I think babies are the cutest thing in the world. :3

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. German.
2. Umm... Danish? Yeah.
3. You know, I'm not quite sure.

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Stalkers.
2. Dying.
3. The future.

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Music.
2. Internet.
3. More music.

THREE THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. They like girls too.
2. Umm... they're just as perverted as I am, hehe.
3. And belching contests! WOO!

THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1. Tell people what I really think.
2. Express myself to my parents.
3. Cry in front of other people.

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. Psychologist. (Yes, be afraid.)
2. English teacher.
3. Umm... I dunno.

TEN things you wish you could say to ten different people right now:
>>
>>
1. You're a slut.

2. I dunno what the hell happened to you. You used to be so awesome, but then... man, you went downhill.

3. Pull your head out of your ass. -.- Everything does not have to be about you.

4. I've tried to help you over and over again, and you know what happens? You just turn your back on me, blaming me for everything that happens to you. You insult me and make me feel like shit. I don't know why I care about you so much.

5. Quite frankly, I feel bad for you. Hope you see that you're ruining your life soon, or you'll get left behind.

6. I have no idea why I ever trusted you. Guess I was too stupid to see the real you.

7. You make me laugh! Lordy, I love you! Even when I'm feelin' down, you can bring me right back up from my hole. :] Thank you.

8. Sometimes I wonder what's really goin' through your head. You're always so quiet.

9. Are you fucking deaf? I said my name is LINDSAY. Not MOMMY.

10. I'm really proud of you. You've come such a long way, and I know that you're going to get somewhere with this. It may not feel like it right now, but you're almost there. Be proud of yourself, chica!
>>


SEVEN people of the opposite sex who mean a lot to you:
(random order)

Too many to list, my dears!

SEVEN people of the same sex who mean a lot to you:
(random order)

Again, too many to list!

ONE CONFESSION:

I don't care about politics, Grandma.

ONE THING YOU’RE THINKING ABOUT RIGHT NOW:

Lyrics that sound good in Spanish sound like complete bullshit in English.

]]> ~TifaLavigne http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/24800259/ http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/24800259/ Sun, 17 May 2009 07:42:41 PDT Well, okay... so it's not really all that new. As of yesterday, I now own one of my sister's dogs. You see, little Coco wasn't happy sittin' in a kennel all day so they gave it to us because we have a LOT of space for it to run around in. And luckily the little chica is spayed so Cloud and Max can't get it pregnant. But my dad was talking about giving her away. To someone else in the family, I mean. But I wanna keep her! She's mah niece, after all. :C

Also, last night I finally watched "Yes Man." Good movie, made me giggle. And Nebraska was in the movie. Lawd, I almost died. I've been in that stadium before, but in the movie... it looked a hell of a lot bigger. And apparently no one is allowed to fly to Nebraska for vacation. Because only terrorists do that, you know.

As a last note, tomorrow is my first day of finals. And then... on what I would believe to be Saturday... I'm flying to Denver, Colorado... and then I'm flying to Idaho... and then I'm going to CANADA! And then you won't have to read the announcement in my journals anymore, XD.

~ Lindsay

]]> ~TifaLavigne http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/24773978/ http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/24773978/ Fri, 15 May 2009 17:17:28 PDT 1) Who are you?
2) Are we friends?
3) When and how did we meet?
4) Would you kiss me?
5) Give me a nickname and explain why.
6) Describe me in 1 word.
7) What was your first impression of me?
8) Do you still think the same?
9) What reminds you of me?
10) If you could give me anything, what would it be?
11) How well do you know me?
12) Are you gonna put this in your journal and see what I say about you?
13) Would you meet up with me?

]]> ~TifaLavigne http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/24754832/ http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/24754832/ Thu, 14 May 2009 14:14:17 PDT I thought I was going to fail!
No, let me rephrase that.
I KNEW that I was going to fail.
But I didn't.

*ish proud of herself*

I earned full points on my oral Spanish exam!

Okay, I'm done now. v.v

Oh yes, and I've rediscovered why I try to avoid reading fanfictions that can be found online. (Not necessarily on this site.)

The grammar. They kill it!
As a few of you may know, I am somewhat of a grammar Nazi. That's what writing does to people. Well, me. Anyway!
I'm sorry, but I really don't think these people (not naming anyone in particular because there are too many to name) go back to read the stuff they write! I mean, half of the sentences don't make sense.

For example, my friends showed one of these stories to me based on "Devil May Cry" or whatever. Now, I've never really been into that, but I read it because she said it would kill me. And it did!

I think what killed me the most was that the person wanted to put something like "blew his face off" but instead he (or she) typed "blood his face off" in an attempt to spell "blewed." (Or so I believe.)

"Blewed" is not correct, but it would've been better than BLOOD.

Please don't bash me for this. <_< *hides*
But bad grammar can be a distraction from a good story, and if you at least attempt to do your best... well, it shows that you're willing to put effort into it. If you show no effort, people will not care. (Or at least I won't.) It's a major turnoff when you're reading something, and you have to try to decipher it like a puzzle!

This is the end of my rant.
I am sorry.

Wow that thing was long.
And if you're still reading~

What do you believe is the meaning of life? Is there one? If so, why do you believe that this is the meaning of life? TELL ME, DAMN IT!

Goodbye for now!
~Lindsay

]]> ~TifaLavigne http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/24675975/ http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/24675975/ Sat, 09 May 2009 21:03:27 PDT That's right.
I don't know how we got onto this subject, but my therapist and I were talking about how I wanna adopt a Chinese girl, right? Right.
And then she started talking about how cute babies are, and then she was like, "Hey! I could be your kids godmother! A therapist godmother!"

And I said, "... I'm really not planning on coming to therapy for that long, you know." >.>

She shrugged and said, "Well, we could stay in touch! Aww, come on! You know you want to!"

She wouldn't take no for an answer.
God, I feel so bad for my future children.
I hope she forgets.
I'll be praying for the sake of my children.
Even if I don't really have a religion.
I CAN STILL HOPE

Yes.
Anyway.

I have this week left of school.
Then only two more days which will be finals.
And then I'll be done!
And a few days after that... I'll be in CANADA! BWAHAHA!
BRITISH COLUMBIA, HERE I COME!

*cough*

Ever had one of those moments where you were thinking really hard about something and five seconds later you totally forget what you were thinking about?

I just had one of those moments.

~Lindsay

]]> ~TifaLavigne http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/24603670/ http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/24603670/ Tue, 05 May 2009 15:23:44 PDT The title is fun.
Trust me.
I did it today.
Good times, good times.

But those good times were cut short today when I found out that one of my buddies from school transferred to another town's schools due to extreme bullying and harassment. I'm going to miss him, but I'm glad that he has a chance to get away from that bullshit. People are so cruel, ya know?

In other news,
I cannot his a softball worth shit. I can run the bases just fine, but that comes after hitting the ball, sadly. And I cannot do this. Nor can I catch a ball. But I CAN scream at the catcher in gibberish. Now THAT is a good time, XD.

This is my update.

Now I would like to know your opinion on Pepsi and Coca-Cola. Which do you like better? Why do you like this specific soda better than the other? And if you don't like either, why is that? Or maybe you don't care which one you drink?

I myself enjoy either one.
I'm not too picky when it comes to what I drink.

~Lindsay

]]> ~TifaLavigne http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/24591436/ http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/24591436/ Mon, 04 May 2009 19:46:53 PDT Rules: You have to shuffle your music and type down the first fifteen names of the songs that pop up. But make sure to add "... in my pants," at the end!


<sub>1 - Love is a marathon in my pants.
2 - This conversation is over in my pants.
3 - Extraordinary girl in my pants.
4 - Stay beautiful in my pants.
5 - Bubbly in my pants.
6 - I kissed a girl in my pants.
7 - The crimson in my pants.
8 - Conspiracy in my pants.
9 - Magic in my pants.
10 - A little priest in my pants.
11 - This is the story of a girl in my pants.
12 - All I ever wanted in my pants.
13 - Gifts and curses in my pants.
14 - Hang 'em high in my pants.
15 - How to fix everything in my pants.

Is is so wrong to giggle at this?</sub>

]]> ~TifaLavigne http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/24563577/ http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/24563577/ Sun, 03 May 2009 10:25:05 PDT Remind me to never rent movies with friends again because it seems they can't handle clowns killing people or children running around killing people (due to ten years of PCP intake). "Amusement" and "Perkin's 14" were supposed to be okay, but... eh, I didn't really take a liking to them. The ending of "Amusement" was... to be expected. The ending narration was a bit cliche. However, the other movie's ending was also to be expected after watching about the first ten minutes of the movie. *cough* However, the gore in "Perkin's 14" was better than to be expected and not over the top. I like that. >.> And one of the actresses (who played Daisy) wasn't too bad either.

Okay, now that that stupid thing is out of the way...
My friends and I did write part of the rewrite for Romeo and Juliet. We still have about one and a half acts to write. We're only writing three acts with three scenes each though, and the only thing I'll say at this point is that Romeo really, really likes corndogs...

OH! And apparently we're celebrating my grandfather's mother's 100th birthday today.
And my aunt (the fun, weird one) is moving back to... Kansas? Yeah, Kansas. Dunno why, but...

Now here's my question. Have any of you ever seen a horror/suspense movie that you thought was put together really well with a good storyline, good actors/actresses, and not too shabby special effects? Anyone? D:

~Lindsay

]]> ~TifaLavigne http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/24503186/ http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/24503186/ Wed, 29 Apr 2009 18:51:13 PDT Of Romeo and Juliet. Yes.
A few of my friends at school as well as myself are planning on getting together this weekend to rewrite the tragedy of Romeo and Juliet. This is going to totally kill the story, but it's just for fun. And we're going to save a few of the characters that we actually like... you know, so they don't die. And that's not just including one of the main characters, either.

Now that that's out of the way, I wish to apologize for my seemingly unexcused absences these last few days.
Actually, they're not seemingly unexcused.
They are unexcused.
And that is why I am apologizing, no?

On a final note to end this quite pointless journal, I have fallen (once again) in love with Ratatouille. Or... you know, however you spell it. You know... the movie about the French rat that likes to cook? Yeah, that one. I love him. ;-; He is amazing, and I don't even know why.
Okay, I do know why.
He's a rat.
Yes, that is my reason for liking him.

So, have any of you ever been pointlessly obsessing over something that has no effect on your life whatsoever other than the fact that your obsession is distracting you from everything else?

~Lindsay

]]> ~TifaLavigne http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/24416496/ http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/24416496/ Fri, 24 Apr 2009 19:13:15 PDT Yeah, you'd be saying the same thing if you were texting your friend in Spanish and she was texting you back in French. God, we really need lives, XD. Oh well, it's good practice, I suppose. >.>; Even if we have no idea what the other one is saying!

Yeees, speaking of Spanish, why is it that when I'm wrong, people think I'm right, and when I'm right... people think I'm wrong?! I mean, come on people. If you don't know what a direct object is in English... how are you supposed to know what it is in Spanish? And why not listen to the chick who KNOWS what it is in English? Who knows? *cough*

Yup.
Oh.
Today we were doing something FUN in FCS! "FUN!"
We were making biscuits and gravy.
But we were supposed to use it as a way to practice our manners. Part of our grade was based on how we set the table, and apparently the fork goes on the left? And the knife goes on the right? Well, that's what she told us. And I did that. But I use my knife with my left hand and my fork with my right...
She said that if I didn't switch hands that she was going to deduct points from my grade for not eating properly.
Lord, the woman hates me.
And apparently we're not allowed to make sexual innuendos whilst eating. o.O Apparently it makes people uncomfortable, but I don't think it makes anybody in my group uncomfortable. If nobody's uncomfortable with it, why not make the jokes? We're teenagers for cryin' out loud! We're gonna be perverted once in awhile! ... Especially during FCS class. *cough*

That's my Friday. Happy birthday.
So how was your Friday?
What'd you do? Why'd you do it? Who'd you see? Was it good, bad, somewhere in between? WHAT DID YOU DOOO?!

Love you all,
~Lindsay

]]> ~TifaLavigne http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/24349810/ http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/24349810/ Mon, 20 Apr 2009 19:05:18 PDT On the inside, anyway. I was bored while I was up at his house so I started doodling, and it turned out to be this really scary, um, dude. >_> His eyes follow you wherever you go! He's almost like Uncle Sam but prettier.

Also, my FCS teacher told me that I need to learn to control what I say. .___. I was just expressing my opinion about the rule my school has that says girls aren't allowed to wear anything besides a dress to prom! And I said that when I'm old enough to attend, I'll be wearing a tux. >_> Fuck the rule. It's complete bullshit.

And I'm planning on doing a sort of sit-in thing at my local Burger King since all of the high schoolers have been banned from that place unless they're with an adult. I'm just gonna sit there and see what they do. I'll order food because otherwise it'd be loitering, and then I'd be breaking the law. But that's stupid. They can't ban us from a public place. I mean, sure, some of the older people in my school were vandalizing and smoking pot outside their door, but it wasn't me, so why should I be banned? ;-;

Anyway, I'll probably get kicked out. It's worth it to see the manager lady scream though, XDD.

Question: Have you ever stood up for what you believed, and then get in trouble for it even though the first amendment of the constitution gives you the right to say what you wish to say?

~Lindsay

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]]> ~TifaLavigne http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/24292793/ http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/24292793/ Fri, 17 Apr 2009 14:57:16 PDT All of today I needed a translator. And by that I mean someone that can read my lips. This is simply because today was the Day of Silence (at least that's what my friend texted me last night) so I didn't speak at all today. Of course, talking to teachers was the exception, but the only time I really spoke was when I was playing the part of Romeo.

Anywho, one of my friend's (Beth) was my translator. She pretty much translated everything that I mouthed for anyone that couldn't read my lips on their own. She rarely ever got it wrong, and I was actually really, really impressed.

Oh, and you know what? Kylie says that I'm better at explaining science stuff when I can't speak, lol.

OH!

AND IT'S ONLY ABOUT THREE MORE WEEKS UNTIL I HEAD UP TO VICTORIA, CANADA!



~Lindsay

PS -- Have any of you ever done something that you really proud of even if no one else seemed to care or notice?

]]> ~TifaLavigne http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/24280960/ http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/24280960/ Thu, 16 Apr 2009 19:59:03 PDT Yes, that's right. I confess. I stole cake from my grandmother. Like... one piece, okay? I was craving some, and she wasn't looking... so I snagged it. You win, ~gaarasgirl999, you win.

Hmm... well, other than that confession there really isn't much else to say other than, umm, my FCS teacher likes to talk about sex. And manners. She says they go hand in hand. Umm... I guess so, but hey, I wouldn't really know.

She's gotten this creepy vibe as of late, and she's really starting to scare me. But other than that vibe, she's still pretty awesome.

Ah, and I'm still playing Romeo. I almost lost the part, but I got it back when my English teacher realized that the other person he picked can't read Shakespeare, XD.

Also, I don't know what letter my history teacher was trying to write, but... well, it looked like a penis, quite frankly. He kept asking us why we were giggling, and then when someone told him, he studied his letter. He looked at it for like, a minute. Then he said, "I'm just not seeing it. Maybe I'm just not as artistically brilliant as you people are."



Gotta love him for that, XD.

So, can any of you remember a time when you laughed really, REALLY hard at something, even though it really wasn't that funny or seems stupid to you now?

~Lindsay

]]> ~TifaLavigne http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/24245300/ http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/24245300/ Tue, 14 Apr 2009 18:56:04 PDT Or at least my history teacher told me that I was.
And I was.
I felt like arguing with someone. :<
... Even if I'm not really that great at it.

Yeeeeah.
I found a pack of Skittles on the ground today.
And I ate them. >.>
And don't tell me that I don't know where they've been. I really don't care because they tasted good, and if I die from some horrible disease because I ate them, well, it was still worth it! x]

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Okay, now this may seem random, but it's really not.
CONOR OBERST IS FROM NEBRASKA! C:<

Sorry.
But I really like him.
He's in a band that I love. >.> (Bright Eyes)
And he's from NEBRASKA!
Okay, now I'm done.

_{Anybody know a celebrity that shares their birthday? (The day. It doesn't have to be the same year.)}

]]> ~TifaLavigne http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/24178263/ http://TifaLavigne.deviantart.com/journal/24178263/ Sat, 11 Apr 2009 08:04:02 PDT So soon?
Lawdy, time passes so fast.
Well, sometimes.

Yeah, but nothing much has been going on. I'm still stuck in that phase of boredom everyone I know seems to be stuck in. So, to break out of the cycle, my friends and I went to the movies on Tuesday. Yes, Monsters VS Aliens is AWESOMENESS! C:<

But I didn't even get to see the end because the film wrapped up due to a dumbass employee. Soo... the film melted in the last five minutes or so. They gave us free passes to see the movie again, but apparently they expired the day after that. Bleh. I hate that theater. -.-

Also, we are currently reading Romeo and Juliet in English, and we have to have certain parts that each of us play. Now, when I tell people to guess who I'm playing... they always guess Juliet. Why? I do not know. But that is incorrect! D:< I am playing the part of ROMEO!

Okay, that's all great "fun" I've got for you.
Now, what fun have you got for me?

~Lindsay

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