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I don't really know how to tell you this, but Our romance is over. I think I realized it When I tripped on sesame seeds At the mental hospital and I saw you Sit on My avocado plant. I'm sure you're Man enough to understand That your pimples are at the last stage. I'm returning Your love letters to you, but I'll keep The oil stocks as a memory. You should also know that I Never liked A passionate interest for mice.

Greetings to your freaky family,
-ToTheLeftOi-

I TAG your mum.

RULES:
Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged. Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.

-> How you do the Letter Meme:
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12___,
-Your name-



1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister


2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes


3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife


4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out


5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk


6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed


7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks


8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service


9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S... ]]> ~ToTheLeftOi http://ToTheLeftOi.deviantart.com/journal/15870730/ http://ToTheLeftOi.deviantart.com/journal/15870730/ Sun, 09 Dec 2007 23:51:37 PST
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Okay, here's what you need:

Vodka
Bundy Rum OP
Coke
Mitsuya Cider (lemonadeish)
Vegetable juice
Pepper

Mix it in whatever quantities, and see how long it takes for you to start hallucinating.

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I was taking a delivery at work today, and as I was heading back in towards town, I was watching the stormclouds pushing up over the Toowoomba Range. Then the rain began, not particularly heavy, but it would soak your clothes in under a minute. I had just come through a roundabout in the work van, heading up a hill, in a Toowoomba suburb called Glenvale, on Glenvale Rd. As I drove up the hill I saw the most amazing image, and felt ashamed that I didn't have anything with me to record it (beside the fact I was driving). As the rain pounded the warm tarmac of the road, hundreds of whisps of mist were floating just above the surface, moving back and forth as the cars passed through it. It was almost hypnotic as it floated with its translucent grace. The most amazing thing I've seen firsthand in a VERY long time.

]]> ~ToTheLeftOi http://ToTheLeftOi.deviantart.com/journal/11666866/ http://ToTheLeftOi.deviantart.com/journal/11666866/ Sat, 03 Feb 2007 03:22:46 PST 1. Set your music player to "shuffle".
2. Press "forward" for each question.
3. Use that song's title as the answer to the question, even if it doesn't make sense. NO CHEATING!
4. Bold the questions, and for each answer, give your comments on how it relates to the questions.


How are you feeling today?
Burn down the parliament *noice! with the way things are going in this country at the moment, it's actually quite apt

Will you get far in life?
Such great heights *ahh yeah, i love my iPod again for shuffling in this order

What do your friends see in you?
Braxton Hicks *??

What is your best friend's theme song?
Compliments *my friends, compliment?? i don't think so.. besides, it's by Bloc Party, whom most of my friends hate


What is the story of your life?
Mass Destruction *hmm, i'm not sure how apt this is, but it's interesting, nevertheless

What was high school like?
Rush *not quite, i was a lazy ass, despite my OP 3

How can you get ahead in life?
This mess *cleaning the directionless mass that is my life presently perhaps?

What is the best thing about your friends?
Rock Lobster *umm, okay

What is in store for this weekend?
King of the Rodeo *i hate rodeos, but i love this song

What song describes you?
A Higher Place *woo, Royksopp... dunno about this one

To describe your grandparents?
Pure Rock Fury *well grandma, certainly

How is your life going?
Something white and sigmund *seems rather haphazad

What song will they play at your funeral?
Table Top Joe *woo, tom waits! if only i could play piano, perhaps it may be true

How does the world see you?
I don't know what to do anymore *aww, lame

Will you have a happy life?
A conjunction of drones simulating the way in which Sufjan Stevens has an Existential Crisis in the Great Godfrey Maze *umm... what?

What do your friends really think of you?
Cripple Crow *no ambition perhaps? i don't know

Do people secretly lust after you?
Upstarts in a blowout *...?

How can I make myself happy?
Pardon my freedom *feel free and do what i wish, i suppose

What should you do with your life?
The Seed *err, sowing my seed? good ol' Cody ChesnuTT

Will you ever have children?
Don't shit where you eat *err... i'm not sure if that contradicts the last one or not :/

]]> ~ToTheLeftOi http://ToTheLeftOi.deviantart.com/journal/11655997/ http://ToTheLeftOi.deviantart.com/journal/11655997/ Fri, 02 Feb 2007 06:05:41 PST 1. Set your music player to "shuffle".
2. Press "forward" for each question.
3. Use that song's title as the answer to the question, even if it doesn't make sense. NO CHEATING!
4. Bold the questions, and for each answer, give your comments on how it relates to the questions.


How are you feeling today?
King without a crown

Will you get far in life?
Show me how to live

What do your friends see in you?
Come Around

What is your best friend's theme song?
Muskrat Love (What the shit? that can't be right)


What is the story of your life?
What you are

What was high school like?
Planet Caravan

How can you get ahead in life?
The Package (how very interesting, what does said contain?)

What is the best thing about your friends?
The Noose

What is in store for this weekend?
A National Acrobat

What song describes you?
Killing yourself to live (umm, :/)

To describe your grandparents?
The Last Remaining Light

How is your life going?
Why does the sun shine? (The sun is a mass of incandescent gas) ((yo ho it's hot, the sun is not a place where we could live))

What song will they play at your funeral?
Gasoline

How does the world see you?
Rock 'n' Roll McDonalds

Will you have a happy life?
Paranoid

What do your friends really think of you?
I am the highway (umm, okay)

Do people secretly lust after you?
The Nurse Who Loved Me

How can I make myself happy?
Tin Man

What should you do with your life?
Ta douleur

Will you ever have children?
Set it off (set it off, set it off now children... damnit, too much audioslave)

Was bored and copped this from some really random person and decided to do it, that was kinda weird but oh well!!!

]]> ~ToTheLeftOi http://ToTheLeftOi.deviantart.com/journal/10004998/ http://ToTheLeftOi.deviantart.com/journal/10004998/ Fri, 08 Sep 2006 01:31:26 PDT cop'd from hope ya dont mind!
A - Available: yes, yes, oh my god yes!
A - Age: 21
A - Annoyance: People who stop listening halfway through what you're saying, and walk off into another conversation... happens to me all the time at work.

B - Best feature: my beautiful personality, of course
B - Beer: occasionally, but no rubbish beer
B - Birthday: 4/24

C - Crush: none i know no people
C - Car: Holden Astra, also known as Opel Astra
C - Candy: Lindt Excellence 70%

D - Day or night: night at the moment, lost my sunnies
D - Dream Car: BMW M3
D - Dogs or Cats: cats

E - Egg nog: mediocre
E - E-mail: busterkinkaid_@hotmail.com (blame star trek: voyager for that one)

F - Favorite color: Blue
F - Favorite Band: Jethro Tull

G - Gummy Bears or Worms: Bears
G- Giver or taker: giver

H - Hair Color: horrible... i.e. dark blonde, bland brown
H - Happy: always, can't you tell?

I - Ice Cream: vanilla
I - Instrument: Electric Bass Guitar, and hopefully in the future, Drums
I - Idol: hmm... Zach Braff, if any, though i do look up to my cousin Mathew

J - Jewelry: Hmm, occasionally a necklace thingy, but other than that, my awesome watch
J - Job: Clark Rubber, retail sales (boo for christmas time)
J - Jail: not for me, i'm afraid

K - Kids: none, considering 4
K - Kickboxing or Karate: Karate

L - Longest Car Ride: on the way to work
L - Latest time gotten home: 17:30 today

M - Milk Flavor: Plain
M - Most missed person: Mathew
M - Movie Last Watched: Garden State

N - Number of Piercings: nil
N - Number of Tattoos: nil

O - One wish: to not have to work any more
O - One regret: not studying Japanese in school

P - Part of your appearance you like best: eyes, they have an awesome colour, and are quite hypnotic

Q - Quick or Slow: slow

R - Reason to smile: not living in a gutter
R - Reality TV Show: THE AMAZING RACE!!!!

S - Song Last Heard: Death Cab For Cutie - Title & Registration
S - Season: Spring
S - Shoes you're wearing: none, presently

T - Time you woke up: 7:20, running late... no time to shower... :/
T - Time Now: 18:29
T - Time for bed: when i feel it's necessary, don't need to be too tired in the morning

U - Unpredictable: i like to think so
U - Umbrella: own 2, one in australia, one in Japan... one i very much intend to use again

V - Vegetable you hate: Beetroot
V - Vegetable you love: onion
V - Vacation spot: Tokyo

W- Worst habit: not doing what i should
W- Where are you going to travel next: Japan
W- Weather now: dark

X - X-tra special someone: special someone... no one, i'm so lame

Y - Year it is now: 2006
Y - Yellow: beans.... i just say beans for the hell of it

Z - Zoo Animal: Elephants
Z - Zodiac Sign: European: Taurus, Chinese: Ox ]]> ~ToTheLeftOi