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Well, since I want a fresh start away from all the steaming, maggot infested waste that now populates my gallery, I think I'll start a new account, plus I'm bored of my current screen name.

I dunno why I'm even posting this, only two of the 8 or so people who have been watching me are actually active, and only 1 of those actualy responds to these anyway. I guess that means I'm talking to myself right now? And that leads me down another train of thought: If someone goes crazy on the internet, does anyone hear them scream? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Anyone?

Oh, and SPORE is the most kick ass thing EVER. WIll Wright has officially made all other games and their subsequent genres obsolete. I will never be bored again in my entire LIFE.

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A large, blackish, lumpyish growth of some sort on my clavicle.

At this point I'm going to say "Skin cancer", since it's part of my nature to assume the worst (Plus it's just a good general strategy for survival) Although a friend suggested that it might just be a blood blister, but I googled those and a blood blister looks smooth and crimson, this thing is either black or VERY dark crimson, and if i touch it too hard it bleeds a little, did I mention it's all lumpy and slightly misshapen?

I dunno, I'm kinda hoping someone out there knows more about epidermal conditions than I do, gonna go see the dermatologist monday, maybe tomorrow if they open on sundays.

Ok, well, now I'm just going to assume that this "tumor" isn't benign, what now? Chemotherapy? Ugh. Perhaps byt hte time I get to the doctors they'll inform me it's too late. Would I be missed? Maybe, for a short while, I haven't really had a chacne to make much of an impact on anyones life to have anyone mourn for long, but I'll be dead and gone, so I won't much care. Speaking of being dead, I'm blood type A positive, anyone who wants my organs, it's first come first serve here. Leave your name and address and I'll pencil you into my will. Also, there isn't really anyone in my immediate family I'd be willing to give all the stuff I do own, so I'll probably leave my computer, sketchbooks, art supplies, and DS to whomever wants to claim them. I meant, it's a free computer, with a nice graphics card, and it has Assasin's Creed on it, who would pass that up?

It's not like I haven't contemplated my mortality before, I've done that many, many, many, many times, considering how many times I've been nearly run over, fallen to my death, made to bleed prfusely in one way or another, or get eaten by wild animals, or snatched by the mudman monster that lived under the waterslide at my old hemopheliacs summer camp. One way or anotehr I'm going to die at some point, might as well go now and not have to deal with getting a morgtage and falling into debt by paying for school. I should probably start developing some sort of proufound maxim that people will quote from em after I die, I'll make sure I say just as I'm dying for greatest impact, like when that kid in westside story was all "Stay golden Pnyboy, stay....gold....gack!"

On the plus side, I'll finally get to meet god (or satan, although in my opinion, after all the shit in my life I've been through and the fact that I didn't let it turn me into a serial killer, I have frickin' EARNED my own wing in heaven) And I'll ahve a few choice words to say to him...her...it. Words like "what" and "the", maybe even a "Hell?" If for some reason I do end up in hell, you guys'll vouch for me right? Pay my bail, you know I'm good for it...

Now that thats all said and done, I'm gonna go live a hedonistic life style until I get to the doctors, then maybe depending on the prognosis I'll continue living that hedonistic life style until I die. Otherwise I'll strive to be a bit more conservative and wear sunscreen more often.

Peace out!

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But no biggy, that'll give em time to make a little more money and continue working on my artisitic talents, and maybe even finish writing that book since I won't have no durn book learnin' to git in mah way.

By the way, did I mention I'm buying a MOTORCYCLE?!? Even if I did, it's worth mentioning twice. It'll be great, no insurance required, minimal gas expenses leave me with cash for the rent + peripherals, and the only risks are my own sense of balance and other peoples blind spots. As an added bonus, all women are instinctively programmed to think any guy bad ass enough to ride a motorcycle is sexy (Not that I need one for that, but every little bit helps)I think that before motorcycles were invented, the cavemen would ride around on flinstone-esque unicycles.

So far I'm leaning for a yamaha, unless I can find a good american motorcycle manufacturer that ISN'T Harley Davidson, or at least can make something reliable and quiet.

And to all those nay sayers out there with your "Oh, just go look at the accident victims in the hospital!" Well, I can either AFFORD to live my life, or I can ENJOY my life. Read Asops "The Moth and the Flame".

Stupid nay saying jerks, I should run them down on my motorcycle!

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[link]

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Date: Thu, 21 Feb 2008 20:15:35 +0900
From: jacobdavid102003@yahoo.co.jp
Subject: APPEAL FOR BUSINESS ASSISTANCE.
To: jacobdavid102003@yahoo.co.jp


From :jacob david
Abidjan, Ivory Coast
(jacobdavid102003@yahoo.co.jp)


APPEAL FOR BUSINESS ASSISTANCE.

Dear ,

Permit me to inform you of my desire of going into business relationship with you. I got your name and contact from our country chambers of industry (internet department).

I prayed over it and selected your name among other names due to its esteeming nature and the recommendations given
to me as a reputable and trust worthy person that
I can do business with and by the recommendation ,
I must not hesitate to confide in you for this simple
and sincere business .

I am jacob david only son of late Mr. and Mrs. david Morgan . My father was a very wealthy cocoa merchant in Abidjan , the economic capital of Ivory coast, my father was poisoned to death by his business associates on one of their outings on a business trip .

My mother died when I was a baby and since then my father took me so special. Before the death of my father on october 2006 in a private hospital here in Abidjan he secretly called me on his bed side and told me that he has the sum of Six million,five hundred thousand United State Dollars. USD ($6,500,000.00) left in fixed / suspense account in one of the prime bank here in Abidjan ,that he used my name as his only son for the next of Kin in depositing of the fund. He also explained to me that it was because of this wealth that he was poisoned by his business associates. That I should seek for a foreign partner in a country of my choice where i will transfer this money and use it for investment purpose.

Dear, I am honourably seeking your assistance in the following ways:
(1) To provide a bank account into which this money
would be transferred to.
(2) To serve as a guardian of this fund.
(3) To make arrangement for me to come over to your
country to further my education and to secure a
resident permit in your country.

Moreover, I am willing to offer you 15%
of the total sum as compensation for your effort/
input after the successful transfer of this fund into
your nominated account overseas.

Furthermore, you indicate your options towards assisting me as I believe that this transaction would be concluded within fourteen (14) days you signify interest to assist me. Anticipating to hear from you soon.

Thanks and God bless.

Best regards,
Mr jacob david.

...........
.......

seriously, I wouldn't give my bank info to someone from within my own country.

And I thought the whole "Deposed Nigerian Dicatator with a bajillion dollars" e-mail thing was just a joke some old person fell for, like, once.

Anywho, I told this person "Don't drop the soap", even though I'm not quite sure you can actually be imprisoned for this sort of thing, let alone be caught since the e-mail address could be traced to anywhere, but it sounded funny.

I just hope that this e-mail wasn't authentic, 'cause that would make me the worlds biggest jerk. Fortunately I think you'll all agree with me when I say I'm safe on that account.

Oh, and for Syths-Cortex, think you could use some of your fancy high end anti-crime technology to catch this jerk? There are people naive enough to fall for this scam.

]]> ~ToastMaster-M http://ToastMaster-M.deviantart.com/journal/16589559/ http://ToastMaster-M.deviantart.com/journal/16589559/ Sat, 26 Jan 2008 23:48:13 PST
SSo far I have 3 colleges lined up: Shoreline, AIS, and DigiPen, although that last one, as good as it is, would require me to work for microsoft for 5 years afterwards, but its frickin' microsoft, so I don't ses that as a fiscal problem.

God, all the verbal, physical, mental and emotional abuse comes to end finally. This is going to be even better than my birthday and christmas combined, although that could be because I never really had a "birthday" in the sense of "Party, presents, relatives and friends", as mine were more of "Get grounded for leaving the television on too loud". Same with Christmas too, basically, except for the 1 or 2 greeting cards from relatives who do give a crap about my welfare.

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Please, I urge everyone one to read it, it made my day.

here ya go: [link]

hehehehehe! Wow, seriously, does this guy even think about what he writes? Look at how describes "taking away all the warts and liver spots" and then look at his photo at the top of the page.

Was I right?!? OF COURSE I WAS! Ahahahahahahahahaha!

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Perhaps I shall try sprite art for the meantime. I mean, I'm good at it so far, and if I can get a metric ton of favs from an unfinished torso of a sprite (by metric ton I mean 5) just think of what a whole sprite could get! Theres an obvious demand for these throwback-1980s arcade art styles, and I seem fit to take advantage of that demand for my own personal victory over the dissenters of my talent!

Besides, my scanner went kaplooey, so sprite art is all I can upload

]]> ~ToastMaster-M http://ToastMaster-M.deviantart.com/journal/16144089/ http://ToastMaster-M.deviantart.com/journal/16144089/ Fri, 28 Dec 2007 19:55:42 PST
372 PIECE ART SET INCLUDING (but not limited to) A FULL RANGE OF PASTEL COLORS, 2 SETS OF WATERCOLOR PADS, AND 150 COLORED PENCILS!!!!!!!!!

So I know I said I'd update weekly from now on, but this art set has me going back and re-doing the stuff I've done with av avariety of color(s).

Also, my parent gave my sister a Wii for christmas, and gave me socks. Crappy socks.
Fortunately my sister lets me play her...no wait, that would come out wrong.... she allowed my to use the nintendo next-gen gaming device, known as the "wii". There, that avoided any nasty sounding phrases.

So far as I've played it, the Wii.... the wii si just.....it's balls. The graphics suck WORSE than the gamecubes, all the games for it are all party games (think "warioware") and the one game that ISNT a partygame is just a bad knock off of House of the Dead. Even Guitar hero sucks now(although thats just in comparison to the 360's graphics) I now find myself avoiding playing the wii like some people avoid getting stabbed.

In other news, previously stated aunt also sent me Sid meires Civilization 4 + Beyond the Sword expansion. And when I say she gave me Civ 4 +BoS I mean she basically gave me crack. Crack, mixed with met and heroin.

Dont expect any update to be ontime anymore.

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It almost worked, then went and tried to get a marriage license with the Mr. Clean guy.

Hopefully will updeate by tomorrow.

Contemplating eating Ted, he seems the weakest.

Madness lurks.

]]> ~ToastMaster-M http://ToastMaster-M.deviantart.com/journal/15952902/ http://ToastMaster-M.deviantart.com/journal/15952902/ Sun, 16 Dec 2007 01:17:58 PST
Expect weekly updates from me here on out. And I wont be posting anymore of that unfinished crap. Well, unless I feel its REALLY cool/awsome/etc.

Also, I've been scouring the forums for advice on how to snag more pageviews, and watchers in general (This is probably due to some insecurity from having unnapreciative parents my whole life so now I'm seeking affirmation of value from others, but what the hell) And the one thing that kept popping up is "Draw something to appeal to fans (or fantards, as joel so correctly entitles) of anything involving something from this list:

Pokemon (no)
Naruto (I killed the person who suggested that)
Inuyashsa or whatever its called (Settled for a minor stabbing on that guy)
Anything Halo related (I do have a life)
Lovecraft/Asimov (Hmm, could work)
Any thing thats animated and on FOX (Uh, thats sh*t)
Warcraft (40k or otherwise)

Originally I was going to go for lovecraft stuff, but then, rather fortuitiously, I came into possession of a one RTS called WH 40K: Dawn of War.

And a connection was made : Lovecraft features the Necronomicon, 40k has a race aclled the Necrons.
Result?

I can appeal to 2 fanbases at once! Its the holy grail of mass market appeal! Killing two birds with one stone! (Btw, that was a FIGURATIVE statement, Tayler. Yeah, you know what I'm talking about)

In the meantime, I am also working on a script for the first episode of a series of computer animations based on my GTRB universe (Although I doubt anyone here is familiar with it...) So I've got about 3 pages of that done.

Again with the stress load, I am also acting as ghostwriter for a book my friend needs written, a sort of fantasy/sci-fi/adventure/philsophical story, which, under somewhat legal circumstances, I am not allowed to talk about without his consent... I though I was signing a check for charity, really!

But seriously, I'll be updating every friday at LEAST, and may god strike me down if I do not! Or worse, have Tayler think I murdered a bird.... (shudders at the thought of all the carnage and gore)


BTW, everyone who loves old school sprite games (think Bionic Commando, slightly higher res) Physics, guns, and far more blood, gore and flying shrapnel (all physics based) MUST CHECK THIS GAME OUT NOW. Seriously, 7 years worht of work went into this game, and it...well.... words fail to describe the sheer amount of explosions, bloodsprays, shredded bones and ravaged terrain that you'll find all squished into this game. And if you like what you see, buy the full version. Its worth it, because it unlocks the ability use other peoples mods.

For the game (Demo unless purchased) go here: datarealms.com

And for once you feel ready to multiplyi the splattery/explodey/smashy factor by the mass of our sun, go here for all the mods: [link]

You will become retarded by the massive black hole inducing massiveness of the carnage.

And watch for my updates, damnit! I always welcome feedback, especially constructive criticism!

]]> ~ToastMaster-M http://ToastMaster-M.deviantart.com/journal/15442395/ http://ToastMaster-M.deviantart.com/journal/15442395/ Sat, 10 Nov 2007 00:19:29 PST
Unfortunately, no one TOLD me that my dell Inspiron isnt capable of supplying the amount of power needed to run that card properly.

It melted my motherboard and commited suicide in the proccess.

So I call the Dell people and say "What the fuck people?!? Why dont you tell me that not all graphics cards can run on all computers?!?"

and they say "Oh, we're sorry, here, we'll replace your motherboard at half the price, but you'll have to buy this other graphics card, which we assure you, is 100% compatible with your inspiron and stands no chance of melting anything in any way or form."

So 2 days and 116 bucks later, I happily sign the UPS mans signy-thingy and rip open the box for my new graphics card.
Joy! It was like christmas AND halloween! I rushed over to my refurbished comp and prepare to inset the shiny new card into the slot when suddenly:

Tink!
Tink!

What? I look down and I notice that the card, as compatible as it may be, DOESNT FUCKING FIT INTO MY COMPUTERS CASE.
As I peered into my computers case I also noticed that there was a good 3 inches of unused room right next to where the manufacturers had placed everything... EMPTY SPACE which the jumbled circuits could have been occupying and thus giving me room to install my card.

So I call Dell again and say "What the fuck people?!?"

and they say "Oh we're sorry, we didnt know that you had the SMALL version of our Inspiron, here, we'll ship you an ATI Radeon card for only 120 dollars, just make sure you return our other one."

I, unsure about this particular model of graphics card, rushed to some forums and asked about this cards ability to run things, as well as its size compared to the Nvidia one.

I receveid not 1, but 3 responses claiming that my particular brand of ATI card is TWICE AS BIG AS THE NVIDIA ONE.

So, come tomorrow at noon, if that card does NOT fit properly into my computer, I shall be leaving a bag of dead fish out in the sun for a week, then I will take that bag of dead fish and suffocate the Dell support people, as well as the ergonomical designers of the inspiron in it, blow it up, feed the bits left over to the wolves, blow up the wolves, then curse the bits to hell. Then blow up hell.

If anyone out there has an Inspiron, and if you know anything about graphics cards, PLEASE send me a note linking me or giving the name of the SMALLEST, MOST POWERFUL COMPATIBLE CARD OUT THERE FOR THE INSPIRON!!!!!!
Or else I'll have blood on my hands...

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[link]


I think my lungs ruptured...

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As for the money i've made, I managed to finally get an OS for my new PC, and between working and playing Oblivion, me and a freind have been trying to design a game.

Heh, its so cool at the moment, even though its only in the alpha stage and I've only made the first area!

I'm doing all the character creation and level design stuff, and my friend Jon is doing all the math stuff, namely, scripting the whole thing with physics and stuff.

Once I get all the textures mapped and fix the bug where it crashes everytime you try to move to a different area (which dont exist) I'll post a download here for all you guys to enjoy!

]]> ~ToastMaster-M http://ToastMaster-M.deviantart.com/journal/13250573/ http://ToastMaster-M.deviantart.com/journal/13250573/ Thu, 07 Jun 2007 09:52:52 PDT
I probably wont get a gallery update until summer starts, but even then I'm going to be doing some charity work AND I get to ref some newbie fencing matches for a little extra moolah. And refing fencing matches, even newbie ones, are frickin difficult since everything happens so fast that its easy to make the wrong call.

But I digress. So my next update is lookin to be somewhere mid June to early july... ugh... I dont even have time to enjoy my new comp! Plus I need an operating system for it, and I dont want vista yet since the animation program I want doesnt work with vista.

Well, gotta get back to the ol' grind!

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Why is this good news? Well, my parents blame my sister for what happened (took them 17 years of my life to finally do that) And now that the mac is gone... I can fill that empty spot on the desk with my NEW PC!!! I've been saving up for 2 months for my own comp. and now, withing 2 weeks, It'll have been moved into the spot where the ol' mac sat.

I'm gonna triple layer everything with passwords, have 10 kinds of firewalls, and lock the printer/scanner connected to it just so no one else in my family will even THINK that they can use it! Ha! Now the only computer they can use is my moms laptop, which is also on its last legs and slow as hell, even offline!

YAY FOR ME!

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Heres how this happened: Last night I was watching Saw 2 on our DVD player. I wasnt working properly, though, so I unhooked it and tried to play the DVD on a different player. Then, today, my dad wanted to rip a copy of Tenacious D: Pick of Destiny using the DVD player/copier (which is what I unhooked) but it wasnt hooked up, so he calls me an idiot or some insult meant to insinuate that my intellectual abilities were below par, and tells me to fix it. So I'm sitting there trying to get it to work, but it begins doing the same thing it was doing the night before to me, and my dad starts spouting off about how dumb I am or something like that. Now thats nothing new to me, he does that all the time, but as I was trying for the umpteenth time to explain why it wasnt working, and how I didnt know how to fix it (he knew that before He made me try to fix it) I look up and see hes mocking me by flapping his thumb and fingers together with a stupid look on hhis face.

And that was the last straw. I work my ass off in school to gain some inkling of respect from them, and I do this year better than I have EVER done, and this is what I get. So I go into a rage over this indignation, I call him an asshole and in my rage, I knock some papers off the mantle by our staircase. I leave to my "room" (for lack of a better word, its actually a half finished 6 by 6 box with insulation poking out of the walls and animal urine in the carpet) and behind me I hear my mom say "Go hit him." so down he comes down after me, I ask "So you're going to resort to violence?" and he replies " Yes you little fucker" and he shoves me. I nearly trip over some derelict exercise machine my mother bought years ago but never once used (they store it in my "room")

As with all the oppressed and abused, at some point they take a stand against the oppressors/abusers. Needless to say, I shove my father back, telling him to screw off and not to touch me, so he wraps his arm around my neck and begins choking me. I tried to bite him twice, but he just choked harder until I became weak from oxygen depravation and couldnt fight back. We traded insults for awhile (I am ashamed to say I resorted to vulgar words as well, I am normally above such low-brow insults)

He finally lets go of me, attempting to leave with some nasty combination of swearwords not fit for repetion in this journal, but as soon as he finishes I bolt upstairs, grab the phone and dial 911.

You'd think that my dad would be in custody by now but apparently wahington state has a few catches in its laws.

Despite my 2 bruises, 1 abrasion and possible internal bleeding in my left arm ( I am a hemophiliac, so internal bleeding is something possibly fatal to me, even a small one) The cops side with my parents and procceed to tell me that as long as I live with them and am under the age of 18, they can do whatever the hell they want to me and theres not a damn thing I can do about it, and if I try to do something about it (namely, fight back as I did) They just send me to jail!! ME!!!

As egotistical as it sounds, I am the injured party here, I am the one who has been neglected emotionally and at certain points, physically, by those two sadistic psycopaths wearing the facade of "parents"!!!

This is something I cannot excuse, despite the fact that I have NEVER in my life ever been able to hold a grudge against anyone for mor that 2 hours MAXIMUM (event the kid who attempted to beat me up in 3rd grade, I tried to make amends with him afterwards) I thought today was the day of my Deus ex Machina, my trump card that my tormentors wouldnt be able to defeat, but it turns out that my Joseph was actualy my Cain, the Lord Kelso to my Dorian Gray. The law, the one thing I held in high regard because I thought it would protect me in my time of need, turns out that it would rather send me to get ass-raped by some gay inmate in cell-block C for trying to defend myself against abuse, and let my assailants get away scott free.

I have learned something from this experience: Despite what people may tell you, that "Life isnt fair, get over it", Dont listen to those morons. saying that life isnt fair is just their way of abdicating responsiblity for being unfair to you and other people. No, the truth is that Life is arbitrary, PEOPLE are unfair.

This whole thing is too much, I can no longer take it. I swear to myself that I shall make it my purpose in life to FUCK up the lives of my so-called "parents" if its the last thing I ever do! I will screw their lives up the way they screwed up mine for the past MY WHOLE LIFE!

And once I leave them in financial rui... ]]> ~ToastMaster-M http://ToastMaster-M.deviantart.com/journal/12936504/ http://ToastMaster-M.deviantart.com/journal/12936504/ Sun, 13 May 2007 01:21:54 PDT
Anywho, this game is freakin awsome, its like AvP: the game only not. But if AvP were a game, it would be like this game.

Anyone interested click this link: [link]

Maybe I'll post some stuff up later on, right after I kill this guy... oh yeah, I'm bringin down the HOUSE!...

gotta drink some more coffee, my trigger fingers slowniin down... I mean, my homework finger! Ah screw it, dont judge me!

]]> ~ToastMaster-M http://ToastMaster-M.deviantart.com/journal/12855437/ http://ToastMaster-M.deviantart.com/journal/12855437/ Sat, 05 May 2007 18:30:35 PDT
Heres "Extropalopakettles":
[link]

and "Ornigazmicus":
[link]

Just wanted to set that straight!

]]> ~ToastMaster-M http://ToastMaster-M.deviantart.com/journal/12826029/ http://ToastMaster-M.deviantart.com/journal/12826029/ Thu, 03 May 2007 09:33:29 PDT
On the same note, a special thanks too Ornigazmicus, seeing as she's the one who scanned all my artwork seen in my gallery for me, plus she's a great artist, along with her brother, so do everyone a favor and check them both out!

]]> ~ToastMaster-M http://ToastMaster-M.deviantart.com/journal/12603374/ http://ToastMaster-M.deviantart.com/journal/12603374/ Sun, 15 Apr 2007 09:38:52 PDT
Speaking about days of reckoning, scientist released a report on global warming a week ago or so and said basically that we're now screwed and the most we can do is damper down its effects rather than stop em altogether.

So, nice knowing everyone, just know that if I end up killing you in a massive famine-riot and/or water-riot, its nothin personal, m'kay?

]]> ~ToastMaster-M http://ToastMaster-M.deviantart.com/journal/12411021/ http://ToastMaster-M.deviantart.com/journal/12411021/ Sun, 01 Apr 2007 04:05:51 PDT
however, you always take the good with the bad, so heres the bad news (for me)

Due to the lack of employment options available to me via location and economy, I have been forced to apply at the last place actually hiring:

McDonalds. ( scary revealing music here)

Yes, yes, I do realize the degradation i will most likely face at the hands of less understanding minds, as well as the fact that some people spit in your face in the drive through and then laugh.

But, despite the non-existent dental plans, illegal aliens whom I wont understand very well (last time i was at that place everyone behind the counter was speaking spanish or some form of chinese, complete with thick accents and messed-up orders)
and the bare minimum wages, at least i will have a job and I will have money, money which in turn I will use to purchase MY OWN PC COMPLETE WITH SCANNER!!!

That bodes well for everyone, since I have recently completed several full color drawings plus one giant watercolor portrait of my "A debt is paid" sketch.
See? I win cause I will have everything I want, and you win cause you get to marvel in awe of my art, then sell your soul to me.

Well, guess its rocket ho its off I go!

]]> ~ToastMaster-M http://ToastMaster-M.deviantart.com/journal/12064898/ http://ToastMaster-M.deviantart.com/journal/12064898/ Mon, 05 Mar 2007 08:58:45 PST
Hello?


so...


cold...


and....


...lonley.....

]]> ~ToastMaster-M http://ToastMaster-M.deviantart.com/journal/11824114/ http://ToastMaster-M.deviantart.com/journal/11824114/ Thu, 15 Feb 2007 01:25:05 PST But what Im more interested in is the neural pathways of the brain and nervous system. Our bodies are run by the process of synapses firing off microscopic electrical pulses. But my question is, where does the electricity come from? how does it know where to go? What is the force that makes the electrical pulses go to our hands and sets out muscles in the complex series of motions that occur when we draw? Is it what we deem the "soul"? And why? why why why? why does it work? how can anything so chaotic as quantum foam and atomic oscillation be so orderly? How does chaos co-exist with order when they are such opposites that they should by rational thinking, not exist at all? lie anti-matter and matter, shouldnt chaos and order self-destruct by mere proximity? what is anti-matter made of anyway? can you create anti-life using anti-matter? would it be lik some kind of bizzaro life form that thinks evil is good and good is evil?

but most importantly: WHY GOD?! WHY?! Why did you leave us here with a universe that constantly contradicts itself?! why?

Hmmph, I say we should go create our OWN universe, only candy will be healthy and an ozone layer strong enough so that we could pollute as much as we wanted for infinty billion years and not see any harmfull effects. Thast'ed show em!

]]> ~ToastMaster-M http://ToastMaster-M.deviantart.com/journal/11762281/ http://ToastMaster-M.deviantart.com/journal/11762281/ Sat, 10 Feb 2007 15:41:50 PST
ultimately I hope to either land a job at pixar and slowly buy up shares in its stock until I control it, then i'll tear it away from the white bread Disney company and finally have Pixar start on some WORTHWHILE projects.

Either that, or become a game designer.
so far im thinkin game designer. I've always wanted to make a GTRB game, but i sick at math so i cant program anything.

*sigh*

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