deviantART: by:TonyHarris http://search.deviantart.com/?q=by:TonyHarris&section=today deviantART RSS for by:TonyHarris en-us Copyright 2009, deviantART.com Thu, 03 Dec 2009 06:08:34 PST deviantART.com http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss http://s.deviantart.com/minish/widgets/apple-touch-icon-precomposed.png Wasabi 3D Blog http://TonyHarris.deviantart.com/journal/24884621/ http://TonyHarris.deviantart.com/journal/24884621/ Fri, 22 May 2009 03:31:49 PDT
I have set up a blog for us to keep in touch with the 3D and graphics community, i have also posted up some linked tutorials for anyone to enjoy them.

Please do come along sign up and get envoled.

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lol :S

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Whats you can do with it!

* Sign in with their Google, Yahoo, AIM or OpenID account.
* Interact with other visitors by making friends, sharing media,posting comments, playing games, and more.
* Invite friends from other social networks and contact lists to join your site or blog.

]]> ~TonyHarris 3D World Magazine http://TonyHarris.deviantart.com/journal/19891750/ http://TonyHarris.deviantart.com/journal/19891750/ Mon, 11 Aug 2008 06:41:04 PDT [link]

on the CD that’s comes with the next issue #109.

I don't buy the magazine personally but I might do for next month :D

]]> ~TonyHarris Web Site And Shop http://TonyHarris.deviantart.com/journal/19459307/ http://TonyHarris.deviantart.com/journal/19459307/ Fri, 18 Jul 2008 06:34:15 PDT at present there are only a few sections up and running 3D models, Textures and shaders.

I hope in the next year it becomes useful to most digital artists out there.

I and Shkumbin will be hard at work filling this shop up with great products :) and I am finally upgrading my pc so it's going to get better hopefully :)

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]]> ~TonyHarris Shkumbin show reel http://TonyHarris.deviantart.com/journal/19386082/ http://TonyHarris.deviantart.com/journal/19386082/ Mon, 14 Jul 2008 08:05:25 PDT

Anyway while ive been chilling my friend Shkumbin has been hard at work creating his Show reel. He’s spent allot of man hours modeling / animating and composting with very little sleep.

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I hope you’ll all enjoy it!

]]> ~TonyHarris Digitmotion Forum http://TonyHarris.deviantart.com/journal/14894827/ http://TonyHarris.deviantart.com/journal/14894827/ Wed, 03 Oct 2007 05:46:00 PDT

Hi chaps currently setting up the forum come along have fun please :)

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Slap ON Slap OFF! ]]> ~TonyHarris 100 Greatest tracks as voted by u http://TonyHarris.deviantart.com/journal/14370106/ http://TonyHarris.deviantart.com/journal/14370106/ Mon, 27 Aug 2007 18:49:50 PDT

I think mines gotta be "House of the Riseing Sun- The Doors."

Let's here yours :)





 


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Slap ON Slap OFF! ]]> ~TonyHarris 8 Random facts http://TonyHarris.deviantart.com/journal/14283316/ http://TonyHarris.deviantart.com/journal/14283316/ Wed, 22 Aug 2007 06:00:06 PDT

I WAS TAGGED BY: [link]

The rules:
1. Post these rules
2. Each person tagged must post 8 random facts about themselves
3. Tags should write a journal/ blog of these facts
4. At the end of the post 8 more persons are tagged and named
5. Go to their page and leave a comment telling them they're tagged


Facts:
1.- I escape from my work by getting up the hills and mountain biking with my son and friends.

2.- My best food is defiantly hot curry the one that burns your bum.

3.- I want a good job in what I do.

4.- I’m in need of a new computer.

5.- I’m 27 years of age and trying to turn back the clock to stay fit and healthy.

7.- I have a really cool car that ive spend thousands on but don’t have a drivers licence.

8.- I got expelled from school when I was young, ended up being a professional chef for 10 year's n then got into web design and sent my self to university to finish my education, hopefully in the future I want my own business.

I tagged:






 


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Slap ON Slap OFF! ]]> ~TonyHarris High Tech http://TonyHarris.deviantart.com/journal/14175790/ http://TonyHarris.deviantart.com/journal/14175790/ Wed, 15 Aug 2007 06:29:22 PDT

The Japanese have finally revealed a mystery for you. How does the small arrow on your computer monitor work when we move the mouse? Haven't you ever wondered how it works? Now, through the miracle of high technology, we can see how it's done. With the aid of a screen magnifying lens, the mechanism becomes apparent.

Click on the link below & you'll find out. Once it appears, slowly move your mouse over the light gray circle & you'll see how the magic works.

Follow this link......



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Slap ON Slap OFF! ]]> ~TonyHarris The proper use of a human body http://TonyHarris.deviantart.com/journal/14038212/ http://TonyHarris.deviantart.com/journal/14038212/ Mon, 06 Aug 2007 04:10:15 PDT

David Elsewhere is ace

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and yet, not only but also, from the other end of the dance spectrum

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don't stop till you get enough ..



 


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Slap ON Slap OFF! ]]> ~TonyHarris Journal sucks http://TonyHarris.deviantart.com/journal/14000548/ http://TonyHarris.deviantart.com/journal/14000548/ Fri, 03 Aug 2007 11:33:03 PDT

I think its time i made a presentable Journal because this one sucks! anyone got some nice CSS code for dev Journals?











 

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Slap ON Slap OFF! ]]> ~TonyHarris Birmingham Airport http://TonyHarris.deviantart.com/journal/13216411/ http://TonyHarris.deviantart.com/journal/13216411/ Mon, 04 Jun 2007 14:43:19 PDT

Tonight Special: Terror in the Skies
12.34, Mon Jun 4 2007

Despite 9/11, despite tanks at Heathrow and despite the chaos following last year's ban on hand luggage, how seriously is airport security being taken in 2007?

Tonight goes undercover at a major British airport to reveal shocking lapses that could put passenger lives in grave danger.

Ok after watching this programme I think you should not fly from Birmingham Airport they have staff Drug dealing, sniffing cocaine, sleeping on the job, and reading the paper while they should be checking for box knifes I mean WTF!!! Don’t people give a shit after 911 and the London Bombings :( we need to keep our shit safe.

Anyway I sent the chief of security an email to tell him how much of a great job he is doing.






 

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Slap ON Slap OFF! ]]> ~TonyHarris Need feedback buying a pc. http://TonyHarris.deviantart.com/journal/12751659/ http://TonyHarris.deviantart.com/journal/12751659/ Fri, 27 Apr 2007 07:04:53 PDT
Hi people for a while now I have been suffering from shit computer fever! As you have probly noticed allot of my 3D scenes are lacking realism this is because I have to keep things basic other wise my pc will freeze when rendering or shit just crashes. It's very rare and lucky I crack out a nice render especially when you only have a few objects with not much detail, my life can be very frustrating when it takes a good 3 minutes to move an object around the scene, or 3 - 4 mins to save a scene and that’s with out multi tasking, just don’t ask about that :D I cry when people message me and im rendering lol.

I cant really use any good render settings because the pc just cant handle that, for instance global illumation on a decent model can takes hours to render and that’s if it doesn’t crash or freeze up on me then I have to hard boot the pc which has been done over a 100 times now! rofl just as im typing this I was rendering a scene with out global illumation and you can guess what’s just happened ffs :D

Anyway my current shit heap is ( AMD Athlon XP 3200+ 2.19GHz, 256MB of RAM ) it's the dogs bollox right :D

So has anyone got any good suggestion on pcs, processors, Ram, monitors etc... Which will make my life effortless.

PS: im not scared to splash out so bring it on please.





 

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Slap ON Slap OFF! ]]> ~TonyHarris Calzaghe Vs Manfredo http://TonyHarris.deviantart.com/journal/12495120/ http://TonyHarris.deviantart.com/journal/12495120/ Sat, 07 Apr 2007 10:47:11 PDT

ITV 1 @ 9:45

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Slap ON Slap OFF! ]]> ~TonyHarris Relief mapping http://TonyHarris.deviantart.com/journal/12102557/ http://TonyHarris.deviantart.com/journal/12102557/ Thu, 08 Mar 2007 06:55:55 PST
I understand that Relief maps are some what grey scale images or are they rofl.

So anyone 3D orientated looking at this post pref Terragen artists or Vue Infinite or anyone else who is generally good at creating terrains - Landscaping.

Is it possible to create a relief map using an image in Photoshop?

I have a bird's eye view of the Himalayas which i would like to turn into a relief map is it possible?

Are there any Tutorials on the net as which I have tried to find and failed?

Any other tips you can help me with, other programs?








 

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Slap ON Slap OFF! ]]> ~TonyHarris Flash loaded http://TonyHarris.deviantart.com/journal/12013489/ http://TonyHarris.deviantart.com/journal/12013489/ Thu, 01 Mar 2007 12:57:18 PST
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If you like our site and you want to vote please do we would really aprciate this.











 



Slap ON Slap OFF! ]]> ~TonyHarris Digitmotion launch! http://TonyHarris.deviantart.com/journal/11717160/ http://TonyHarris.deviantart.com/journal/11717160/ Wed, 07 Feb 2007 00:21:10 PST
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Comments would be really appreciated :)










 



Slap ON Slap OFF! ]]> ~TonyHarris Bet you did'nt see this one comeing http://TonyHarris.deviantart.com/journal/11564153/ http://TonyHarris.deviantart.com/journal/11564153/ Thu, 25 Jan 2007 11:54:09 PST
purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted

on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a

lot of money.

After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right)
an employee took the elderly woman to the president's office.

The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit. She placed her purse on his desk and replied, "$165,000". The president was curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much money.

The elderly woman replied that she made bets. The president was surprised and asked, "What kind of bets?"

The elderly woman replied, "Well, I bet you $25,000 that your testicles are square."

The president started to laugh and told the woman that it was
impossible to win a bet like that.

The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the president and

said, "Would you like to take my bet?"

"Certainly", replied the president. "I bet you $25,000 that my
testicles are not square."

"Done", the elderly woman answered. "But given the amount of money

involved, if you don't mind I would like to come back at 10 o' clock
tomorrow morning with my lawyer as a witness." "No problem", said the president of the Bank confidently.

That night, the president became very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of the mirror examining his testicles, turning them this way and that, checking them over again and again until he was positive that no one could consider his testicles as square and reassuring himself that there was no way he could lose the bet.

The next morning at exactly 10 o'clock the elderly woman arrived at the president's office with her lawyer and acknowledged the $25,000 bet made the day before that the president's testicles were square.
The president confirmed that the bet was the same as the one made the day before. Then the elderly woman asked him to drop his pants etc. so that she and her lawyer could see clearly.

The president was happy to oblige. The elderly woman came closer so she could see better and asked the president if she could touch them. "Of course", said the president.

"Given the amount of money involved, you should be 100% sure."

The elderly woman did so with a little smile. Suddenly the president
noticed that the lawyer was banging his head against the wall. He asked the elderly woman why he was doing that and she replied, "Oh, it's

probably because I bet him $100,000 that around 10 o'clock in the morning I would be holding the balls of the President of the Bank of Canada!







 



Slap ON Slap OFF! ]]> ~TonyHarris Democracy in action? http://TonyHarris.deviantart.com/journal/11429530/ http://TonyHarris.deviantart.com/journal/11429530/ Sun, 14 Jan 2007 01:48:49 PST
The government's proposal to introduce road pricing will
mean you having to purchase atracking device for your car and paying a monthly bill to use it.

The tracking device will cost about £200 and in a recent study by the BBC, the lowest monthly bill was £28 for arural florist and £194 for a delivery driver. A non working Mum who used the car to take the kids to school paid £86 in one month. On top of this massive increase in tax, you will be tracked.

Somebody will know where you are at all times. They will also know how fast you have been going, so even if you accidentally creep
over a speed limit in time you can probably expect a Notice of Intended Prosecution with your monthly bill.

If you care about our freedom and stopping the constant
bashing of the car driver, please sign the petition on No 10's new website (link below) and pass this on to as many people
as possible.

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Slap ON Slap OFF! ]]> ~TonyHarris Happy New Year http://TonyHarris.deviantart.com/journal/11256582/ http://TonyHarris.deviantart.com/journal/11256582/ Sun, 31 Dec 2006 10:08:27 PST so HAPPY NEW YEAR WOHOO!!!
and dont get to drunk say's me :P

Ps: Do you have a new year's resolution ? tell me what it is!

Mine is to stop playing my psp while on the bog! because after an hour i carnt stand up :D










 



Slap ON Slap OFF! ]]> ~TonyHarris She learned allot http://TonyHarris.deviantart.com/journal/11044986/ http://TonyHarris.deviantart.com/journal/11044986/ Tue, 12 Dec 2006 20:43:48 PST builders.

This makes you want to believe in the goodness of people
and that there is hope for the human race.

A young family moved into a house next door to an empty plot. One
day some builders turned up to start building a house there. The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and started talking with the workers.

She hung around and eventually the builders, all of them rough
diamond types, more or less adopted her as a kind of project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important.

At the end of the first week they even presented her with a pay
packet Containing £5.

The little girl took this home to her mother who said all the
appropriate words of admiration and suggested that they take the money she had received to the bank the next day to start a savings account.

When they got to the bank the clerk was equally impressed with the
story and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own wage packet at such a young age. The little girl proudly replied, "I worked all last week with a crew Building a house."

"My goodness gracious," said the clerk, "and will you be working
on the house again this week, too?"

The little girl replied, "I will if those useless c*nts at B & Q
ever Bring us the f*cking plasterboard."











 



Slap ON Slap OFF! ]]> ~TonyHarris Blonde joke http://TonyHarris.deviantart.com/journal/10966343/ http://TonyHarris.deviantart.com/journal/10966343/ Tue, 05 Dec 2006 21:46:33 PST
The blonde thought for a moment and, for no discernible reason, said, "352." This being the correct number, the shepherd was, understandably, totally amazed, and exclaimed, "You're right! OK, I'll keep to my end of the deal. Take your pick of my flock." The blonde carefully considered the entire flock and finally picked the one that was by far cuter and more playful that any of the others. When she was done, the shepherd turned to her and said, "OK, now I have a proposition for you. If I can guess your true hair colour, can I have my dog back?"











 



Slap ON Slap OFF! ]]> ~TonyHarris Morrison's http://TonyHarris.deviantart.com/journal/10910281/ http://TonyHarris.deviantart.com/journal/10910281/ Fri, 01 Dec 2006 07:21:59 PST

Yeah I started at Morrison’s last week so my work will slow down a little :S I hope not, anyway it seems to be an ok job I don’t mind it at all while im studying at uni :) just refilling shelf’s and crap.

Anyway last night on my third shift I was working near the spirits department I had been to get loads of fizzy drinks and stuff from the ware house. As I approached my area a women came running up to me and said that this dude had walked through the check outs with out paying for a bottle of Smirnoff vodka, so the security guard who is a pit bull sprinted after him and got him in a neck lock until he almost pucked :D anyway we followed and the guard shouted me and another lad over to help with getting him into the holding area for the police to come. In the holding room he seemed to be ok he was pissed for definite, anyway after a while waiting for the bobbies to come he started laughing and shit saying that he had been caught in the same store about 6 times witch I thought was funny cause he's just stupid so I started laughing as well rofl and he flipped into one and started going "What you laughing at? ehh ehh. What you laughing at?"

so I said you are you fucking stupid man I mean who the fuck comes back to the same store 6 times :D anyway he flipped again smacking his hands on the desk lol so the Guard gave him a slap rofl wich was funny! anyway we told him to chill out and he calmed two mins later the police come big apes they were lol they hand cuffed him and started taking him out the small room as he approached me he lent over aso he was trying to look over my shoulder I instantly thought he was going to try and stick the nut in so I backed off and pushed him back, this made him flip again and he tried to kick me but it was feeble and the ape of a copper practically spun him 360 degrees and rammed his head into a wall which left a very big indent :D they dragged him out into the shop floor near the check outs and two coppers had his face mashed into the floor, I really wanted to kick the shit out of him for him trying to kick me!

What a fucking scruffy mother fucker.

Ps: i forgot to menstion he had two large pork joints in his bag lol.






 



Slap ON Slap OFF! ]]> ~TonyHarris very clever! http://TonyHarris.deviantart.com/journal/10806863/ http://TonyHarris.deviantart.com/journal/10806863/ Wed, 22 Nov 2006 01:57:52 PST
He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he says 'sorry do you know me?" She replies "I maybe mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of one of my children!"

His mind shoots back to the one and only time he had been unfaithful, Christ ! He says "you are that stripper on my stag night that I shagged on the snooker table in front of all my mates whilst your friend whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my arse ?

No she replies, I'm your son's English Teacher.







 



Slap ON Slap OFF! ]]> ~TonyHarris The Bathtub Test http://TonyHarris.deviantart.com/journal/10750476/ http://TonyHarris.deviantart.com/journal/10750476/ Thu, 16 Nov 2006 21:35:48 PST
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.

"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"










 



Slap ON Slap OFF! ]]> ~TonyHarris Married http://TonyHarris.deviantart.com/journal/10734433/ http://TonyHarris.deviantart.com/journal/10734433/ Wed, 15 Nov 2006 13:32:54 PST
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly... he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying,

"Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that

we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

“Good," she replied. "Get your own f*cking blanket."

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Slap ON Slap OFF! ]]> ~TonyHarris Software problems!! http://TonyHarris.deviantart.com/journal/10717293/ http://TonyHarris.deviantart.com/journal/10717293/ Mon, 13 Nov 2006 21:12:37 PST
Eighteen months ago I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2 which I'd used for years without any trouble.

However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.

To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is also incompatible with several other applications, such as Lads Night Out 3.1, Football 2 and Playboy 6.1.

Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better. A shareware beta-programme, Party Girl 2.1 that I tried, had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.

Eventually I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware.

Sensing a way out, I then upgraded to Fiance 1.0 only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded (at great cost) to Wife 1.0, which I reluctantly agreed to, because, whilst Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and CleanHouse2000.

Shortly after this upgrade however I then discovered that Wife 1.0 can be very unstable and costly to run. For example, any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them.

Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary Explorer and E-mail p*rn Filter, and can, without warning, launch Photostrop and Whingezip! These latter products have no Help files and I have to try and guess what the problem is myself.

Additional costly problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring Shoe Shop Browser for new attachments and also Hairstyle Express, which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Wife 1.0 also spawns unwelcome child processes that drain my resources.

It also conflicts with some of the new games I wanted to try, stating that they are an illegal operation. When Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my 350z program it often crashes or runs the system dry.

Wife 1.0 also has a rather annoying pop-up called Mother-in-Law, which can't be turned off. Recently I've attempted to try Mistress 2000, but there could be problems. A friend has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects the presence of Mistress 2000 it could delete all my MS Money files before un-installing itself.

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Chamonay Huu hewww! ]]> ~TonyHarris Christmas is Down the Road :P http://TonyHarris.deviantart.com/journal/10648798/ http://TonyHarris.deviantart.com/journal/10648798/ Tue, 07 Nov 2006 15:02:03 PST

TonyHarris said the following:

Hey Dan im looking to buy a graphics tablet never used one before could you suggest any realy good ones?

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From: ~DemonDan666
Date: Aug 11, 2006, 11:51:29 PM

Yes mate, definatley go for the latest wacom intuos, tablets. They have 3 generations. i have the first one, its good but the new ones are excellent.

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Yes so im thinking about getting some thing like this from Santa :D
And in return I am gonna leave him a spliff :P

Few Question's for you lot:

What is your Fav Graphics Tablet & why?
How Much did it cost you? & from were did you buy it from?
What are you leaveing for Santa?





 



Chamonay Huu hewww! ]]> ~TonyHarris Cinema 4D & Photoshop http://TonyHarris.deviantart.com/journal/10613114/ http://TonyHarris.deviantart.com/journal/10613114/ Sat, 04 Nov 2006 11:16:00 PST
The implementation of using 3D soft ware programs and 2D apps such as Cinema 4D and & Photoshop to create great looking interfaces is about to explode onto the internet, I have seen these techniques been used a few times but not that much. Already I have seen lots of great artists starting to fuse the two programs tougher to create crazy looking interfaces, it's a shame the internet lets the cat out of the bag! I just hope that I have inspired some of you people :)

Anyway I am going away for a while to study hard.







 



Chamonay Huu hewww! ]]> ~TonyHarris University http://TonyHarris.deviantart.com/journal/10267332/ http://TonyHarris.deviantart.com/journal/10267332/ Tue, 03 Oct 2006 04:01:47 PDT
Anyway I am studying for a HND in Web design for at least a year I hope then I can move on to get a degree in 3D and Animation, the first week kind of sucked I felt like a sheep following people I had seen in my previous seminars I didn’t have a appropriate time table see: D but that’s all sorted now so I can chill out.

There is one thing bothering me about uni and its smelly people there is nothing worse than trying to listen to your lecturer and some smelly fucker sat next to you who hasn’t bathed for weeks, dam that sucks if it happens again I am going to tell them that you smell of horse shit and go get a shower.





 



Anyone Studying at Teesside University Give me a shout. ]]> ~TonyHarris Food is Art: http://TonyHarris.deviantart.com/journal/9648454/ http://TonyHarris.deviantart.com/journal/9648454/ Tue, 08 Aug 2006 13:10:22 PDT
Lol you are probably thinking wtf is that “a block of cheese”? No it’s just its name if you try to make this and you succeed you will love me unless you are Italian 

Right 1st you need these ingredients:

This serves two People.

1-2 Pork Escallops or chicken Breasts will do.
1 Block of butter
1 bag of plain flour
2-3 pints of milk
Eggs
1 Decent size block of cheddar cheese
Some bread crumbs
Vegetable oil / or cooking oil / or lard

Ok let’s get started rofl, get two decent size pans onto your stove warm them slightly add 1 and half pints of milk into one of the pans let the milk heat up but don’t burn it like you would if you were making hot milk for your self before bed time: D Ok the milks warm cut half of your butter of and put this in the other pan let it melt until its clarified, get your self a wooden spoon and a Wisk start adding little amounts of flour into the pan with the melted butter and stair in the flour keep doing this until the mixture starts to thicken you will not when to stop when you tilt the pan and the mixture of butter and flour rolls down the pan nicely not dry and crumply if its like that the have added to much flour. Ok so the mixture should have the same texture as say soft clay or some thing just make sure it does not look to dry, now while the milk has warmed and also the flour mixture pour the pan of warm milk into the pan with the flour and butter and use your Wisk! Wisk like a mother fucker because some times you get lumps, this is because the flour butter and milk were not hot enough but if it happens just keep whisking, ok after a little while whisking you will notice that your source is starting to get really thick that’s fine because this sauce need to be spread able some thing say like thick cheese. Turn the hobs off and lets the sauce rest! You have just made a basic Thick Béchamel sauce like what you get on lasagne but only its really thin, right this sauce needs to be cooled down to room temperature and then put in the fridge to set its best to make this sauce a day before.

Onto the meat base Pork Escallops are usually long so you cut 1 escallop in half grab one half and make a slice right down the middle do not go right through you need to make it into a butter fly if you use chicken do the same lie the chicken breast on the top side were its all smooth and make a slice right down the middle don’t cut right through just remember how a butter fly looks, right you need a rolling pin a wooden kitchen hammer put your chick or pork on some cling film/wrap make sure that the breast or fillet is wrapped in the film, now bash away on the chicken breast or fillet don’t go to rough because you will split the meat. Once the meat looks flattened
They are ready to be bread crumbed,

Sorted now get two quite large bowls add some fresh plain flour into 1 bowl in another bowl add some fresh bread crumbs and finally in another bowl crack 2 full eggs and some milk into there Wisk this up so it makes the egg wash.

Now grab your chicken breast or pork fillet and dip both sides into the flour makes sure its all covered pat away excess flour, then drop the floured fillet/breast into the egg wash make sure the egg wash covers the fillet/breast finally take the escallop/breast and pop it onto the bread crumbs press down and make sure the whole thing is covered with bread crumbs.

Grate your block of cheddar cheese.

Now here you need a deep fryer or you could use a deep or wok just watch what you’re doing? Heat the oil up until it’s starting to bubble slightly and you know it’s quite hot like a deep fryer rofl. Drop your Bread crumbed chicken breast/escallop into the oil and let it fry away leave it until the bread crumbs look golden brown then take it out and leave it to rest, use a knife and make a little cut at the thickest part of the beast or fillet to check whether its cooked or not.

Cool now the easy bit put your golden chicken fillet onto a large tray get out your thick white sauce this should be cold and thick use a pallet knife and spread decent amounts all over your golden breast/escallop save about half and inch then generously spread over the grated cheese,

Right they are ready for grilling now so heat your grill up and pop them under
You will know then they are done because the cheese has melted nicely.

Serves this with fresh boiled potatoes or chips and fresh salad with a salad dr... ]]> ~TonyHarris Sun Flower Chop seuy House http://TonyHarris.deviantart.com/journal/9351180/ http://TonyHarris.deviantart.com/journal/9351180/ Wed, 12 Jul 2006 06:39:42 PDT
About Ten years ago I worked for a good friend of mine, his name was Lee and I worked as a chef in the kitchen of his Chinese take away, I would do shit like rumble potatoes to get the shit of them and then chip them
Also rip chickens heads of, and use big fuck off chopping knifes to cut shit up "like my fingers". Anyway his shop is great the business was unbelievably busy all the time, the food is mint but the curry is beautiful fuck me its red hot
It blows a hole in your arse about the size of the Grand Canyon.

Anyway the curry I would always pester him on how he made his curry and he would never tell me I always respected him for this, you see his father made the recipe about 30 - 40 years ago this is what made his family to get good money, yeah so he use to make the curry really early on a Thursday morning every 2 weeks, so the following fort night I sneaked into the kitchen before he got there I had a key you see lol

Anyway I hid under the table in the kitchen and waited for him to start his precious curry :D he came and made the curry! And then I popped out from under the table to see every ingredient he had used the secret was out, anyway I still know the recipe today and I have never told a sole Because it’s his lively hood.




 



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