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As I go along I will hopefuly be able to educate my retarded fingers and hands into something that can express what I can so clearly visualize in my thoughts.

Worlds of characters and places that I have been trying to put into words would be so much better with a picture. But that will come in time. Hopefuly I can be patient enough to become good at it. I wills till work on my writing but I would like to draw as well. So heres to my attempt at drawing art.

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Right at my snapping point someone was unduly kind to me simply for the fact that no one else would be and thought it was an injust. That one person in my honest opinion saved me from myself. I never really used to smile but a few people she knew thought it was a sad thing I was always the end of most of the cruelty.

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This Peanuts Strip sums that up pretty well.
They were nice to me and it made a world of difference. Then i moved to a different school my junior year, hit my growth spurt, and had a second chance. I had lots of friends plenty of girls liked me >.< which was new for me. Bah but back on track.

All of my angst and emotions have apparently chosen to be expressed through my writing and what little I can draw. My photos are different though, if I could ever get them developed i would show what I mean. But not all of my work is morbid. Some of it is hopeful in my opinion. Wellw ho knows i might make some more light hearted poems.

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I thank my brothers in arms who are still in for staying in.

I thank the Veterans of the past for their service to the country and to us.

I thank those who never came back home.

I thank all who served, are serving, and who will serve.

Thank a Veteran.

It feels odd to be called a Veteran.

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Oh and on side note MY BIRTHDAY WAS MONDAY OMG IM 25.....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! JUST KIDDING.

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During the L.A. race riots military reserves and guard were called up to help restore order and protect the city. A Marine reserve unit was sent to patrol a particular sector of the city and to aid the police when asked to. It wasn't long before they got a call on the police band for back up from a cop who had corned a few looters in a convenience store who refused to come out and were apparently armed. The Marines were shortly enroute to help the officer. When they arrived on scene the store front had been broken into and the cop car was pulled up out front with the cop crouched behind his car. The officer was glad to get some help and wasted no time in waving the Marines over to him. He told them there were some armed looters in the store and that he wanted them to surrender he would get close enough to yell into the store and to see what the situation was while the Marines "covered him". It is at this point that the differences in the use of covering someone came to a unique misunderstanding. When the officer signaled for the Marines to cover him and that he was going in the squad leader gave to the order for covering fire. Now here is the problem when a cop says cover me he means point your guns at them and shoot if you have to. Marines cover me means shoot at the enemy to keep their head down so I can move without being shot at. Now for the looters in the store the spray of bullets missed them but made them take cover as the Marines opened up with machine guns and assault rifles. The officer finally managed to get the marines to stop shooting long enough to ask the men to come out with there hands up. The criminals came out dropped their guns and got their faces and apologized for looting the store.

This boys and girls is "A failure to communicate." Luckily the looters didn't hurt just really scared. Like real life things happen and mistakes are mad. So with that in mind, watch what you say it might not mean what you think it does. ]]> ~TuefelHundenIV http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/9018638/ http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/9018638/ Fri, 09 Jun 2006 12:44:44 PDT [link] Ill spare everyone here the rant. Hmm working on my story again changed a villain and im still brain storming for the sci-fi one. I have a good idea of how I want to write, but how to write it is slowing me down. Reading a lot as usual, got into Master of Orion II a strategy game with some good depth to it. I am probably going to get Master of Orion III. Drools strategy goodnes. My military friend who has been deployed is in town for a week or two so I am gonna try and hang with him. ]]> ~TuefelHundenIV http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/8715714/ http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/8715714/ Mon, 08 May 2006 22:25:23 PDT ~TuefelHundenIV http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/7585711/ http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/7585711/ Thu, 12 Jan 2006 17:33:04 PST
Stealing Quizzes
Well i stole this quiz off of Flaery's page why because I can.

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.

they leave an enduring legacy---half-elf children (Im such a geek)

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.

there is a wall there.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

The Simpsons

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

7:18 pm

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

7:18pm

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

the sci-fi channel movie about a sabere tooth cat and my girll friend turning hte pages in her Ann Rice book.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Leaving the barber shop after a hair cut

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

checking out the blackboard system for my courses at UNO to check on my homework.

9. What are you wearing?

jeans, t-shirt, and socks

10. Did you dream last night?

wouldnt you like to know

11. When did you last laugh?

watching the simpsons at 5

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

stuff my girl puts up around her apartment

13. Seen anything weird lately?

just the population of omaha

14. What do you think of this quiz?

hmm its a time passer

15. What is the last film you saw?

The Chronicles of Narnia film

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Donate a lot, give some to my girl, my closest friends invest the rest and what I dont invest or give away i would probably expand my personal weapons collection

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I have gortex pads in my cheeks to make it look like i have cheekbones

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Unscrew the Politics of the world

19. Do you like to dance?

nope im a big self aware clutz

20. George Bush:

Chimp with a iq

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

kara

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Name him after a Male hero

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Only if I can take my girl with me

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?

Whatever he feels like saying he is GOD i mean geeze lol

25. 4 people who must also do this meme in THEIR journal:
Any who have the time and inclination to fill it out ]]> ~TuefelHundenIV http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/7224994/ http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/7224994/ Sun, 04 Dec 2005 23:12:40 PST ~TuefelHundenIV http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/6747965/ http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/6747965/ Wed, 12 Oct 2005 12:00:39 PDT .<. But overall life is good, I still have my girl we’ve been together now for one year...wow the time sure did fly. We are hoping to get married in two years giving me time to finish college and make enough money to survive on our own. Getting there...slowly. I’m hopefully going to start college again soon.

1. For a former U.S. Marine I am kind of short.
2. Chocolate is my friend.
3. I have two stories in the works.
4. I have a fear of heights and large crowds.
5. I used to have a pet black cat called Apollo
6. Some people think I’m in my late teens still.
7. I like to sleep, read, or write with my free time.
8. I’m a first born child.
9. Libra so much for the sign of balance.
10. My family is odd but over all rather nice.
11. I was originally Marine Infantry before I finished training.
12. I was the weird quiet, smart kid who had no real friends.
13. I forget things if I don’t think they are overly important rather quickly.
14. I’ve lived in several different states.
15. I like classical music
16. I work in a library and hopefully before too much longer a class room.
17. I love Chinese and Asian foods.
18. I used to fence till my knee and shoulder injury prevented me from continuing to do so.
19. The Marines thought I was crazy.
20. I have several “sisters” that are not my biological sisters. Basically my closest females friends and there are more female friends then male friends.

I want the following people do carry this on and ]]> ~TuefelHundenIV http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/6676565/ http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/6676565/ Tue, 04 Oct 2005 09:39:08 PDT cue ode to joy.
:high five:

Yes I am happy to be out...very happy in fact. ]]> ~TuefelHundenIV http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/6623867/ http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/6623867/ Wed, 28 Sep 2005 09:17:03 PDT (name of first pet + street you live on): Apollo 142

2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME
(grandmother's/father's first name + favorite snack): Thomas Rice


3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME
(first word you see on your left + favorite restaurant): Empire Sushi Ichiban


4. YOUR SOCIALITE NAME
(silliest childhood nickname + first town where you partied): Rose Waco


5. YOUR "FLY GIRL/GUY" NAME
(first initial + first three letters of your last name): JPyk


6. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME
(favorite animal + name of high school): Wolf Bellevue


7. YOUR BARFLY NAME
(last snack food you ate + your favorite drink): Butter Finger Crisp Dr. Pepper


8. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME
(middle name + city where you were born): Roosevelt Pullman


9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME
(favorite candy + favorite musician's last name): Toffee Joel


10. YOUR OPPOSITE SEX NAME
(name of [opposite sex] friend + cell phone company you use):
Elaine Sprint

11. YOUR STAR WARS NAME
(first 3 letters of your last name + last 3 letters of mother's maiden name /+/ first 3 letters of your pet's name + first 3 letters of the town you live in)
Pykite Apooma ]]> ~TuefelHundenIV http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/6510193/ http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/6510193/ Thu, 15 Sep 2005 09:00:51 PDT
On the Road Not Taken-Robert Frost
TWO roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth; 5

Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim,
Because it was grassy and wanted wear;
Though as for that the passing there
Had worn them really about the same, 10

And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black.
Oh, I kept the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way,
I doubted if I should ever come back. 15

I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference. 20

Fire and Ice-Rober Frost

SOME say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I’ve tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice, 5
I think I know enough of hate
To know that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice.

The Destruction of SENNACHERIB-Lord Byron
The Assyrian came down like the wolf on the fold,
And his cohorts were gleaming in purple and gold;
And the sheen of their spears was like stars on the sea,
When the blue wave rolls nightly on deep Galilee.

Like the leaves of the forest when Summer is green,
That host with their banners at sunset were seen:
Like the leaves of the forest when Autumn hath blown,
That host on the morrow lay withered and strown.

For the Angel of Death spread his wings on the blast,
And breathed in the face of the foe as he passed;
And the eyes of the sleepers waxed deadly and chill,
And their hearts but once heaved, and for ever grew still!

And there lay the steed with his nostril all wide,
But through it there rolled not the breath of his pride;
And the foam of his gasping lay white on the turf,
And cold as the spray of the rock-beating surf.

And there lay the rider distorted and pale,
With the dew on his brow, and the rust on his mail:
And the tents were all silent, the banners alone,
The lances unlifted, the trumpet unblown.

And the widows of Ashur are loud in their wail,
And the idols are broke in the temple of Baal;
And the might of the Gentile, unsmote by the sword,
Hath melted like snow in the glance of the Lord!

The Tiger-William Blake
TIGER, tiger, burning bright
In the forests of the night,
What immortal hand or eye
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?

In what distant deeps or skies 5
Burnt the fire of thine eyes?
On what wings dare he aspire?
What the hand dare seize the fire?

And what shoulder and what art
Could twist the sinews of thy heart? 10
And when thy heart began to beat,
What dread hand and what dread feet?

What the hammer? what the chain?
In what furnace was thy brain?
What the anvil? What dread grasp 15
Dare its deadly terrors clasp?

When the stars threw down their spears,
And water'd heaven with their tears,
Did He smile His work to see?
Did He who made the lamb make thee? 20

Tiger, tiger, burning bright
In the forests of the night,
What immortal hand or eye
Dare frame thy fearful symmetry?

Anthem for the Doomed Youth-Wilfred Owen
What passing-bells for these who die as cattle?
Only the monstrous anger of the guns.
Only the stuttering rifles' rapid rattle
Can patter out their hasty orisons.
No mockeries for them from prayers or bells,
Nor any voice of mourning save the choirs,—
The shrill, demented choirs of wailing shells;
And bugles calling for them from sad shires.

What candles may be held to speed them all?
Not in the hands of boys, but in their eyes
Shall shine the holy glimmers of good-byes.
The pallor of girls' brows shall be their pall;
Their flowers the tenderness of silent maids,
And each slow dusk a drawing-down of blinds.


Death is a Matter of Mathematics-Barry Amiel
It screeches down at you from dirtywhite nothingness
And your life is a question of velocity and altitude,
With allowanc... ]]> ~TuefelHundenIV http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/6233750/ http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/6233750/ Mon, 15 Aug 2005 11:57:36 PDT
The code was willing,
It considered your request,
But the chips were weak.

Barry L. Brumitt
Seeing my great fault
Through darkening blue windows
I begin again

Chris Walsh
no longer exists
the site is forever gone
look for something else
Jeremy Summer

A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
David J. Liszewski

The Web site you seek
cannot be located.
But endless others exist.
Joy Rothke

Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
Suzie Wagner

ABORTED effort.
Close all that you have.
You ask way too much.
Mike Hagler

First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen dies
so beautifully.
Simon Firth

With searching comes loss
and the presence of absence:
“My Novel” not found.
Howard Korder

The Tao that is seen
Is not the true Tao, until
You bring fresh toner.
Bill Torcaso

Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
Peter Rothman

Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire:
The network is down.
David Ansel

A crash reduces
your expensive computer
to a simple stone.
James Lopez

Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.
Margaret Segall

Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
David Dixon

You step in the stream,
but the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
Cass Whittington

Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.
Francis Heaney

Having been erased,
The document you’re seeking
Must now be retyped.
Judy Birmingham

Rather than a beep
Or a rude error message,
These words: “File not found.”
Len Dvorkin

Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
Ian Hughes

Computer won’t boot?
Observe this most ancient rule:
Plug the machine in.
Miriam Solon

The ten thousand things,
How long do any persist?
Netscape, too, has gone.
Jason Willoughby

Everything is gone;
Your life's work has been destroyed.
Squeeze trigger (yes/no)?
David Carlson

I'm sorry, there's -- um --
insufficient -- what's-it-called?
The term eludes me...
Owen Mathews

No keyboard present
Hit F1 to continue
Zen engineering?
Jim Griffith

Printer not ready.
Could be a fatal error.
Have a pen handy?
Pat Davis

Errors have occurred.
We won't tell you where or why.
Lazy programmers.
Charlie Gibbs

Server's poor response
Not quick enough for browser.
Timed out, plum blossom.
Rik Jespersen

Login incorrect.
Only perfect spellers may
enter this system.
Jason Axley

This site has been moved.
We'd tell you where, but then we'd
have to delete you.
Charles Matthews

wind catches lily
scatt'ring petals to the wind:
segmentation fault
Nick Sweeney

There is a chasm
of carbon and silicon
the software can't bridge
Rahul Sonnad

To have no errors
Would be life without meaning
No struggle, no joy
Brian M. Porter

Hal, open the file
Hal, open the damn file, Hal
open the, please Hal
Jennifer Jo Lane

First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen dies
so beautifully.
- Simon Firth

A thousand flower petals
writhe in the wind -
disk C: not found.
- Elas Giordano

No-one can tell
what God or Heaven will do
If you divide by zero.
- Elas Giordano

Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
- Suzie Wagner

I will tell you
What doomed your printer
- if you first get a pen.
- Elas Giordano

With searching comes loss
and the presence of absence:
"My Novel" not found.
- Howard Korder

Program aborting:
Close all that you have opened.
You ask far too... ]]> ~TuefelHundenIV http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/5865686/ http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/5865686/ Thu, 07 Jul 2005 09:55:05 PDT ~TuefelHundenIV http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/5865679/ http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/5865679/ Thu, 07 Jul 2005 09:54:21 PDT
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[link] ]]> ~TuefelHundenIV http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/5753453/ http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/5753453/ Sat, 25 Jun 2005 12:36:11 PDT ~TuefelHundenIV http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/5653977/ http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/5653977/ Wed, 15 Jun 2005 08:24:38 PDT
Total Volume
Less then 1 gig mixed given, found, and purchased.

Last CD Bought: Lincoln Park: Meteora

Song Playing Right Now
B.Y.O.B-System of a Down

Five Songs I Listen To A Lot, Or That Mean A Lot To Me
Engel-Ramstein
Iris-Goo Goo Dolls
In the End-Lincoln Park
Song 2-Blur
Sgt. Mckenzie-We Were Soldiers Sound Track

Five People I'm Passing The Baton To:
Haha Whichever Five will take it. ]]> ~TuefelHundenIV http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/5587223/ http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/5587223/ Wed, 08 Jun 2005 08:33:40 PDT ~TuefelHundenIV http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/5318959/ http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/5318959/ Tue, 10 May 2005 09:26:21 PDT ~TuefelHundenIV http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/5082918/ http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/5082918/ Wed, 13 Apr 2005 22:33:08 PDT My colors are silver, bronze, or gold.
Look for me in the past with soldiers of old.

I am iron skinned wood.
I am you second arm.
Your family is my design.

I am your right arm.
My channel is not for water.
Only the truth is sharper then me.

When warriors old were brave and bold.
Guns were not invented.
We three guarded, killed, and were dented. ]]> ~TuefelHundenIV http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/5006143/ http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/5006143/ Tue, 05 Apr 2005 10:38:39 PDT Author: Daniel Meyer
Posted: 10/26/2003; 7:17:42 PM
Topic: Neighborhood Hazard (or: Why the Cops Won’t Patrol Brice Street)
Msg #: 287 (top msg in thread)
Prev/Next: 286/288
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I never dreamed slowly cruising through a residential neighborhood could be so incredibly dangerous!


Studies have shown that motorcycling requires more decisions per second, and more sheer data processing than nearly any other common activity or sport. The reactions and accurate decision making abilities needed have been likened to the reactions of fighter pilots! The consequences of bad decisions or poor situational awareness are pretty much the same for both groups too.


Occasionally, as a rider I have caught myself starting to make bad or late decisions while riding. In flight training, my instructors called this being “behind the power curve”. It is a mark of experience that when this begins to happen, the rider recognizes the situation, and more importantly, does something about it. A short break, a meal, or even a gas stop can set things right again as it gives the brain a chance to catch up.


Good, accurate, and timely decisions are essential when riding a motorcycle…at least if you want to remain among the living. In short, the brain needs to keep up with the machine.


I had been banging around the roads of east Texas and as I headed back into Dallas, found myself in very heavy, high-speed traffic on the freeways. Normally, this is not a problem, I commute in these conditions daily, but suddenly I was nearly run down by a cage that decided it needed my lane more than I did. This is not normally a big deal either, as it happens around here often, but usually I can accurately predict which drivers are not paying attention and avoid them before we are even close. This one I missed seeing until it was nearly too late, and as I took evasive action I nearly broadsided another car that I was not even aware was there!


Two bad decisions and insufficient situational awareness…all within seconds. I was behind the power curve. Time to get off the freeway.


I hit the next exit, and as I was in an area I knew pretty well, headed through a few big residential neighborhoods as a new route home. As I turned onto the nearly empty streets I opened the visor on my full-face helmet to help get some air. I figured some slow riding through the quiet surface streets would give me time to relax, think, and regain that “edge” so frequently required when riding.


Little did I suspect…


As I passed an oncoming car, a brown furry missile shot out from under it and tumbled to a stop immediately in front of me. It was a squirrel, and must have been trying to run across the road when it encountered the car. I really was not going very fast, but there was no time to brake or avoid it—it was that close.


I hate to run over animals…and I really hate it on a motorcycle, but a squirrel should pose no danger to me. I barely had time to brace for the impact.


Animal lovers, never fear. Squirrels can take care of themselves!


Inches before impact, the squirrel flipped to his feet. He was standing on his hind legs and facing the oncoming Valkyrie with steadfast resolve in his little beady eyes. His mouth opened, and at the last possible second, he screamed and leapt! I am pretty sure the scream was squirrel for, “Banzai!” or maybe, “Die you gravy-sucking, heathen scum!” as the leap was spectacular and he flew over the windshield and impacted me squarely in the chest.


Instantly he set upon me. If I did not know better I would have sworn he brought twenty of his little buddies along for the attack. Snarling, hissing, and tearing at my clothes, he was a frenzy of activity. As I was dressed only in a light t-shirt, summer riding gloves, and jeans this was a bit of a cause for concern. This furry little tornado was doing some damage!


Picture a large man on a huge black and chrome cruiser, dressed in jeans, a t-shirt, and leather gloves puttering maybe 25mph down a quiet residential street…and in the fight of his life with a squirrel. And losing.


I grabbed for him with my left hand and managed to snag his tail. With all my strength I flung the evil rodent off the left of the bike, almost running into the right curb as I recoiled from the throw.


That should have done it. The matter should have ended right there. It really should have. The squirrel could have sailed into one of the pristinely kept yards and gone on about his business, and I co... ]]> ~TuefelHundenIV http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/4857990/ http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/4857990/ Sat, 19 Mar 2005 21:06:32 PST
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look
by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to
take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was
one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT?"

I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she
was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either

Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went.

The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle-aged and the final couple was newlywed.

Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister. The retired couple said it was no problem at all. The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that, it was no problem. The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint.

"Can of PAINT?" questioned the minister.

"Yeah," said the newlywed man. "She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over."

The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church.

"That's okay," said the man. "We're not welcome in Home Depot either ]]> ~TuefelHundenIV http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/4527830/ http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/4527830/ Tue, 08 Feb 2005 09:05:06 PST .< im so jealous. But on the bad side. His friend who came back from Iraq has a few screws loose and to top it all off someone he knew very personally and was writing too died in Iraq treatig a child. The child had a grenade and basically blew her to hell. And to top it all off my girl called while I was waiting for her to get online but she called my cell which I didn't have on me. So i missed a chance to talk to my girl. So now this morning i feel a weaght and depressed. I feel the sense of something bad so much today I actually put my cross on this morning. It brings me some comfort as it reminds me god watches over me. Some days I need every little reminder I can get. I pray for my friend his road and mine both see to twist and writhe. ]]> ~TuefelHundenIV http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/4470459/ http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/4470459/ Tue, 01 Feb 2005 11:31:07 PST ~TuefelHundenIV http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/4443690/ http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/4443690/ Sat, 29 Jan 2005 08:41:59 PST ~TuefelHundenIV http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/4402044/ http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/4402044/ Mon, 24 Jan 2005 11:38:28 PST ~TuefelHundenIV http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/4236379/ http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/4236379/ Tue, 04 Jan 2005 09:48:36 PST ~TuefelHundenIV http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/4134670/ http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/4134670/ Thu, 23 Dec 2004 09:25:18 PST ~TuefelHundenIV http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/4026181/ http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/4026181/ Thu, 09 Dec 2004 10:50:51 PST ~TuefelHundenIV http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/3904779/ http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/3904779/ Tue, 23 Nov 2004 21:13:59 PST ~TuefelHundenIV http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/3835284/ http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/3835284/ Sun, 14 Nov 2004 17:23:51 PST
--UNIQUE--
1. Nervous Habits? pacing lots of walking
2. Are you double jointed? No
3. Can you roll your tongue? Yes
4. Can you raise one eyebrow at a time? sort of
5. Can you cross your eyes? yes
6. Tattoos? nope
7. Piercings and where? none
8. Do you make your bed daily?do what now

--CLOTHES--
10. Which shoe goes on first? left
11. Speaking of shoes, have you ever thrown one at anyone? Yes!
12. On the average, how much money do you carry in your purse/wallet? 20-40$
13. What jewelry do you wear 24/7? None
14. Favorite piece of clothing? Jeans and T-shirt or slacks and button shirts.

--FOOD--
15. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? sometimes both
16. Have you ever eaten Spam? Yes
17. Favorite ice cream flavor? rocky road
18. How many cereals in your cabinet? one or two
19. What's your favorite beverage? Green tea, sake,soda
20. What's your favorite restaurant? chinese
21. Do you cook? I cook a little

--GROOMING--
22. How often do you brush your teeth? twice a day
23. Hair drying method? - dry with a towel
24. Have you ever colored/highlighted your hair? err no

--MANNERS--
25. Do you swear? sometimes
26. Do you ever spit? only when I have to.

--WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE--
27. Animal? Artic Timber Wolf and Regular Timber Wolf
28. Food? Mongolian Beef and other chinese meat dishes.
29. Month? Winter months
30. Day? Friday
31. Cartoon? Err ANime many
32. Shoe Brand? any that fit
33. Subject in school? history
34. Color? Dark colors
35. Sport? Fencing
36. TV show? Sg-1
37. Thing to do in the spring? Walk
38. Thing to do in the summer? Camp
39. Thing to do in the fall? Walk
40. Things to do in the winter? Walk stay in and read. Play in the snow

--IN AND AROUND--
41. The CD player? Dont use one
42. Person you talk most on the phone with? Ummmmm Stephanie
43. Ever taken a cab? Yeah a couple times
44. Do you regularly check yourself out in store windows and mirrors? No
45. What color is your bedroom? Standard White
46. Do you use an alarm clock? Yep!
47. Window seat or aisle? Window!

--LALA LAND--
48. What's your sleeping position? Side
49. Even in hot weather do you use a blanket? I only have a blanket
50. Do you snore? Sometimes
51. Do you sleepwalk? No
52. Do you talk in your sleep? Rarely
53. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? No
54. How about with the light on? Doesnt matter
55. Do you fall asleep with the TV or radio on? sometimes ]]> ~TuefelHundenIV http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/3800041/ http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/3800041/ Wed, 10 Nov 2004 09:07:13 PST
Clubs Im In!


People Who watch me! thanks much for the watches.




















People... ]]> ~TuefelHundenIV http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/3797633/ http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/3797633/ Tue, 09 Nov 2004 21:40:43 PST
Ill add People I watch and people who watch me list later as It will take a bit to do that part.

Clubs IM In!
]]> ~TuefelHundenIV http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/3780453/ http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/3780453/ Sun, 07 Nov 2004 21:12:41 PST ~TuefelHundenIV http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/3750754/ http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/3750754/ Thu, 04 Nov 2004 08:47:09 PST ~TuefelHundenIV http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/3718509/ http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/3718509/ Sun, 31 Oct 2004 17:11:57 PST
To be, or not to be- that is the question:Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune Or to take arms against a sea of troubles, And by opposing end them. To die- to sleep- No more; and by a sleep to say we end The heartache, and the thousand natural shocks That flesh is heir to. 'Tis a consummation Devoutly to be wish'd. To die- to sleep. To sleep- perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub! For in that sleep of death what dreams may come When we have shuffled off this mortal coil, Must give us pause. There's the respect That makes calamity of so long life. For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,Th' oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely, The pangs of despis'd love, the law's delay, ]]> ~TuefelHundenIV http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/3707937/ http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/3707937/ Sat, 30 Oct 2004 11:02:49 PDT .< Heh well we basically acknoledged that we like each other. Got to cuddle and hold hands. Gave her a few affectionate pecks on the cheek and neck. It was fun we talked about all sorts of things. I enjoyed myself with the good company she is. ^_^ ]]> ~TuefelHundenIV http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/3669299/ http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/3669299/ Mon, 25 Oct 2004 08:20:42 PDT ~TuefelHundenIV http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/3630244/ http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/3630244/ Tue, 19 Oct 2004 21:15:45 PDT
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Anthem for Doomed Youth
What passing-bells for these who die as cattle?
- Only the monstruous anger of the guns.
Only the stuttering rifles' rapid rattle
Can patter out their hasty orisons.
No mockeries now for them; no prayers nor bells;
Nor any voice of mourning save the choirs, -
The shrill, demented choirs of wailing shells;
And bugles calling for them from sad shires.


What candles may be held to speed them all?
Not in the hands of boys, but in their eyes
Shall shine the holy glimmers of good-byes.
The pallor of girls' brows shall be their pall;
Their flowers the tenderness of patient minds,
And each slow dusk a drawing-down of blinds.
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Quote Edit.
Visit the Navy-Yard, and behold a marine, such a man as an American government can make, or such as it can make a man with its black arts / a mere shadow and reminiscence of humanity, a man laid out alive and standing, and already, as one may say, buried under arms with funeral accompaniments."

Henry David Thoreau quotes ]]> ~TuefelHundenIV http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/3617566/ http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/3617566/ Mon, 18 Oct 2004 09:50:40 PDT .> first aid is nt all that fun. Well this is gonna be a long week but hey everything is good. ]]> ~TuefelHundenIV http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/3598653/ http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/3598653/ Fri, 15 Oct 2004 18:52:00 PDT
Artist: Seether feat Amy Lee Lyrics
Song: Broken Lyrics

I wanted you to know I love the way you laugh
I wanna hold you high and steal your pain away
I keep your photograph; I know it serves me well
I wanna hold you high and steal your pain

‘Cause I’m broken when I’m lonesome
And I don’t feel right when you’re gone away

You've gone away, you don't feel me anymore

The worst is over now and we can breathe again
I wanna hold you high, you steal my pain away
There’s so much left to learn, and no one left to fight
I wanna hold you high and steal your pain

‘Cause I’m broken when I’m open
And I don’t feel like I am strong enough
‘Cause I’m broken when I’m lonesome
And I don’t feel right when you’re gone away

‘Cause I’m broken when I’m open
And I don’t feel like I am strong enough
‘Cause I’m broken when I’m lonesome
And I don’t feel right when you’re gone away

‘Cause I’m broken when I’m lonesome
And I don’t feel right when you’re gone

You've gone away, you don't feel me anymore ]]> ~TuefelHundenIV http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/3579683/ http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/3579683/ Wed, 13 Oct 2004 09:14:32 PDT ~TuefelHundenIV http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/3572841/ http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/3572841/ Tue, 12 Oct 2004 12:06:55 PDT ~TuefelHundenIV http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/3568803/ http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/3568803/ Mon, 11 Oct 2004 20:24:34 PDT ~TuefelHundenIV http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/3530368/ http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/3530368/ Wed, 06 Oct 2004 20:55:03 PDT
I believe in the sun even when it is not shining.
I believe in love even when not feeling it.
I believe in God even when he is silent.
(Inscription in a Colgone, France cellar where Jews hid during Nazi persecution.) ]]> ~TuefelHundenIV http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/3525483/ http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/3525483/ Wed, 06 Oct 2004 09:43:44 PDT
Courage is the power to let go of the familiar.-Anonymous

All that is essential for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing. Edmund Burke

One person can make a difference--everyone should try. J.F.K.

I believe in the sun even when it is not shining.
I believe in love even when not feeling it.
I believe in God even when he is silent.
(Inscription in a Colgone, France cellar where Jews hid during Nazi persecution.)

Forgetfulness is only a virtue only when you forget the grievances you have against other peopel. Anonymous

God gave us imaginations to compensate for what we aren't and a sense of humour to console us for what we are. Anonymous

Do all the good you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can. John Wesley

Hatred is like an acid; it can do mor damage to the container in which it is stored then that to object onto which it is poured. Ann Landers

Theres is no end to the good which one can do if he does not care who gets the credit. Anonymous

No man is free until he's free from the fear of death.
Martin Luther King

I expect to pass through this world but once; any good thing therefore that I can do, or any kindness that I can show to any fellow creature, let me do it now; let me not defer or neglect it, for I shall not pass this way again. Stephen Greenlet

The longest journey is the journey inward. Dag Hammerskjod

After crosses and losses men grow humbler and wiser.
Franklin

A person does not find life worth living; they make it worth living. Anonymous

Only those who learn to live with loneliness can come to know themselves and life. Carl Sandburg

Love is not blind-- it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less. Rabbi Julius Gordon

You can't hold a man down without staying down with him.
Booker T. Washington

Pray as though everything depended on god. Work as though everything depended on you. St. Augustine.

There are only two kinds of people; the righteous who believe themselves sinners; the rest sinners, who believe themselves righteous. Blaise Pascal

Well timed silence hath more eloquence than speech. Anonymous

We often regret our speech but seldom our silence. Anonymous

Why were the saints, saints? Because they were cheerful when it was difficult to be cheerful, patient when it was difficult to be patient; and because they pushed on when they wanted to stand still, and kept silent when they wanted to talk, and were agreeable when they wanted to be disagreeable. That was all. It was quite simple and always will be. Anonymous

When faced with a mountain, I WILL NOT QUIT! I will keep on striving until I climb over, find a pass through, tunnel underneath, or simply stay and turn the mountain into a gold mine with God's help. Anonymous

Truth is sharper then any two edged sword. Like such it cuts the careless. J.R.P. ]]> ~TuefelHundenIV http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/3486090/ http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/3486090/ Fri, 01 Oct 2004 07:31:25 PDT .< i hope this is a decent b-day. ]]> ~TuefelHundenIV http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/3434823/ http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/3434823/ Fri, 24 Sep 2004 08:58:29 PDT ~TuefelHundenIV http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/3406811/ http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/3406811/ Mon, 20 Sep 2004 13:58:07 PDT ~TuefelHundenIV http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/3402551/ http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/3402551/ Sun, 19 Sep 2004 21:07:52 PDT ~TuefelHundenIV http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/3378264/ http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/3378264/ Thu, 16 Sep 2004 15:32:40 PDT .< but hey that wont last too long. Ive got ib profeuen and ice packs to make my face feel better. Sooooo Before too long ill be back to my usual sexay self. ]]> ~TuefelHundenIV http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/3307182/ http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/3307182/ Tue, 07 Sep 2004 10:24:36 PDT Jarhead, The Marine,can of juice, Pykey, think thats all of them.
2. B-day: Oct.2 1981
3. Age: 22
4. Sex: male
5. What time is it? 12:03pm
6. Where do you live? Nebraska
7.What school do you attend? Metro Community College
8. Siblings and their ages? Thomas-19, Charlie 15
11. Righty or Lefty: Sometimes both

*********YOUR LOOKS*********
12. Hair color: Blonde with random red and brown sometimes.
13. Eye color: Blue Grey with a green/gold ring in the center
14. Height: 5'9"
15. Do you wear contacts or glasses: Neither im 20/15 vision :-P
16. Do you have any piercing? Nope
17. Where do you want more if you do? N/a
18. Do you have a tattoo? Not yet.
20. Do you wear any rings? none
21. Do you have a certain fashion you follow? Whatever I think I look good in.
**********JUST LATELY***************

23. How are you today? Worried and tired.
24. What pants are you wearing right now? dark grey slacks
25. What shirt are you wearing right now? greyish with dark colors.
26. What underwear are you wearing right now? Hanes
27. What does your hair look like at the moment? short and close cut
28. What song are u listening to right now? Sounds of work
29. Freckles or none? too many damn freckles
30. How is the weather right now? Clear and Blue
31. Last Dream you can remember? Cant remember

************More about YOU!*****************

35. What are the last four digits of your phone number? 9677
38. Do you like the person that sent you this? Yeah sure
39. How do you eat an Oreo? dunk it and munch it
40. What makes you happy? The company of friends and someone I care for.
42. What's the best advice ever given to you? Be Patient
45.What are your future goals? Get my degree and become published
49. What's your favorite memory? Being in the Cascade Mountains
50. If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be? Get rid of my bad knee.
51. Where do you shop the most? Dont really shop
52. How many kids do you want to have? meh if it happens it happens.
55. Do you do drugs? Nope
56. Do you drink? Nope bad for me.
58. What sport do you hate the most? Baseball
59. What are you most scared of? Dieing alone
60. How many TV's do you have in your house? 2
61. Do you have your own? No.
63. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? When I was younger
64. Have you ever broken/sprained/fractered a bone? Sprained, and for the record fractures and breaks are the same thing.
65. Friend that sings the worst? Me
69. Is cheerleading a sport? not really
*************YOU and LOVE************************

72. Do you believe in Love? not sure
73. Do you have a girlfriend or boyfriend? Yes
75. Who is your crush? my girl
77. Do you believe in Love at first sight? not anymore
80. What's the first thing you notice? eyes and face
81. Are you shy to ask someone out? a bit
82. Who do you want to spend the rest of your life with? My love
83. Do you find yourself attractive? I look as I look
84. Do you find yourself ugly? Not ugly but not handsome im in the middle
85. Do others find you attractive? Some people

*********More Questions**********

86. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? Sgt.
87. Worst injury? >.< too many.
88. When was your last hospital visit? See above
89. What was the last thing you ate? Chicken things.
91. What color is your bedroom's carpet? Wood Floor
92. What's under your bed? Junk and college boxes.
93. How many times did you fail your permit test? Didnt.
94. How many people on your buddy list? Not sure
95. Do you type with your fingers on the right keys? yes
96. What do you do most often when you are bored? Go onlin, vid games, movies, read
97. Most hurtful thing ever said to you? Please dont ask.
98. What makes you happy? Some things.
99. What annoys you the most? >.< being yelled at for doing what Im told.
100. What is your greatest fear? Being forgotten
101. Stupidest thing you've ever done? Oh list goes on
102. Worst feeling in the world? heart break

**********Both*********

138. On the phone or in person? both
139. Paper or plastic? both
140. Sausage or pepperoni? both
141. Summer or winter?both
142. Hugs or kisses? both
143. Chocolate or white? Aroo?!
144. Root Beer or water? both
145. Glass half full or half empty? both
148. Cats or Dogs? cats
150. Vanilla or Chocolate? chocolate
151. Skiin... ]]> ~TuefelHundenIV http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/3269105/ http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/3269105/ Thu, 02 Sep 2004 09:11:01 PDT ~TuefelHundenIV http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/3235587/ http://TuefelHundenIV.deviantart.com/journal/3235587/ Sat, 28 Aug 2004 22:39:56 PDT .< I have been needlessly worrying. Bascially the reason I worried so much about this is in my eyes the only thing standing between me and facing this world alone is her. She means so much to me right now. I dont really have a lot left to hang onto my own. I am so used to being left by those I have loved for someone else I was expecting it but this time I shouldnt have worried so now my hair is a lil greyer because I paniced. Well one person i hate for why she left me and I hate her for it still. The other well I can understand her reasons and I do appreciate that she did tell me about her reasons and not sstabbed me in the back. Shes on my list of friends to keep for life among others. But back to happiness maybe I shoul switch to decar seriusly im wond up so tight right now. ]]> ~TuefelHundenIV