http://search.deviantart.com/?q=by:Turisas&section=today deviantART RSS for by:Turisas en-us Copyright 2009, deviantART.com Thu, 10 Dec 2009 13:23:58 PST deviantART.com http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss http://s.deviantart.com/minish/widgets/apple-touch-icon-precomposed.png http://Turisas.deviantart.com/journal/28580414/ http://Turisas.deviantart.com/journal/28580414/ Thu, 26 Nov 2009 01:05:30 PST to tag people, so I shoved the last question in the creators ass with a battering ram.
Anyways, as I'm a sucker for stupid bullshit when I'm bored (I'm at work), I decided to take this quiz thing a shot. It's nothing special. Said it would take some time, so I figured I might as well do it.


01. Real name → Look around.

02. Nickname(s)→ S-P, Asshole, Fatass, Douchebag.

03. Zodiac sign → Who cares? Just ask my fucking birthday.

04. Male or female → Always something to figure out by yourself. Come see me. Unless you're male, if so you can shove the information up your ass.

05. Elementary → Yes. Who cares?

06. Middle School → Yes. Seriously, what am I supposed to say here?

07. High School → No.

08. Hair color → Why is this important?

09. Long or short → I guess I'm average in length.

10. Loud or Quiet → Go figure it out yourself.

11. Sweats or Jeans → If you really want to know, jeans, unless I really feel like farting all day.

12. Phone or Camera → How are they related? Because phones have cameras now? Shove it.

13. Health freak → I don't care.

14. Drink or Smoke? → Drink from time to time. Expect a change in that when I am in legal drinking age. I'll get shit-faced.

15. Do you have a crush on someone? → Depends.

16. Eat or Drink → Yeah, I do eat and drink. I have a question. Do you breathe? Dipshit.

17. Piercings → No.

18. Tattoos → Not yet.


HAVE YOU EVER?

19. Been in an airplane → Yes.

20. Been in a relationship → Not your business, but if you've seen me, you know the answer is a "No." forever.

21. Been in a car accident → Yes.

22. Been in a fist fight → Yes. This quiz is stupid.

FIRSTS:

23. First piercing → Are you fucking kidding me? The creator couldn't come up with anything else on this? "Oh uhhhhhh 100 question quiz uhhhhh question 23 uhhhhhhhh... OH I'll disregard any negative responses on the former piercing question because... you know, who doesn't have piercings? Old people thats who lol!"

24. First best friend → Everyone is my enemy. Go fuck yourself.

25. First award → What.

26. First crush → My hand.

28. First big vacation → Stupid.

29. Last person you talked to → I don't care.

30. Last person you IMed → Who cares?

31. Last person you watched a movie with → I don't.

32. Last food you ate → Bacon and eggs.

33. Last movie you watched → I think "the Dark Knight" but I'm not sure.

34. Last song you listened to → "Kicking Your Ass" by My Foot.

35. Last thing you bought → A kebab roll, about a week ago.

36. Last person you hugged → Can't remember. Guess goes to my mom. Or yours, I'm not sure


FAVES:

37. Food → You're still reading this?

38. Drinks → Seriously?

39. Clothing → Get a life.

40. Books → Tuntematon Sotilas by Väinö Linna. Don't know it? Too bad.

41. Musics → "Musics"? I believe the person who wrote this quiz embraces stupidity like it was water from Shangri La.

42. Flower → Stupid.

43. Colors → Who cares?

44. Movies → Get out.

45. Positions → Hah. Funny. Next.

46. Subjects → In general? Not giving a shit sounds good.


IN 2009 I....

47. [What?] kissed in the snow

48. [No one does this here.] celebrated Halloween

49. ["I had your..."] had your heart broken

50. [Same deal. Stupid.] went over the minutes on your cell phone

51. ["I someone questioned..."] someone questioned your sexual orientation

52. [Who wrote this?] came out of the closet

53. [Seriously.] gotten pregnant

54. [I want to know.] had an abortion

55. [So I can tell how stupid he/she is.] done something you've regretted

56. [Tell me.] broke a promise

57. [Who did this shit?] hid a secret

58. [These are all obvious questions!] pretended to be happy

59. [ ] met someone who changed your life

60. [ ] pretended to be sick

61. [What is "the country?"] left the country

62. [Someone kill me.] tried something you normally wouldn't try and liked it

63. [Why am I doing this?] cried over the silliest thing

64. [This is the stupidest thing I've seen.] ran a mile

65. [No, dipshit.] went to the beach with your best friend(s)

66. ["Lets once more disregard any negative answers on the relationship question!"] st... ]]> ~Turisas http://Turisas.deviantart.com/journal/28325851/ http://Turisas.deviantart.com/journal/28325851/ Wed, 18 Nov 2009 02:44:16 PST Fuck them to Hell
13th Nov

I can't wait to get my hands on a driving license. Once I do, I'll never take a bus. Ever. If someone asks why, I'll say "To kill everyone slowly by polluting" and then drive through their front yard with my badass vehicle, leaking oil on their rose bushes.
How is it that I tend to get the shittiest bus rides home? Or well, maybe not the shittiest, at least there aren't homeless people. Too bad for you, America and every other nation with homeless people going around in a bus. Ha ha, you have homeless people!
Anyways, I might as well complain about the bus rides I had yesterday because I have nothing else to do. And I like to be hypocritical (Referring to my blog bitching earlier). At least I don't do this every week.
Oh, and don't read this if you don't give a shit (Translation: Don't read this, you don't give a shit.)

So, yesterday I was going around downtown after work and decided to go have an adventure. The kind where you kick ass, slay dragons with shotguns and chainsaws, become king of a nation and plummet said nation to chaos. But I had no car, so I couldn't do that. So I took a bus to go somewhere. The ride was nice, everyone was being gloomy and silent, thinking about their shit lives (also called honesty to one's self), while suddenly some gypsies came to the bus. I observed. There was five of them and they were noisy. Said gypsies were trying to get to the bus without paying. Once denied, they went apeshit, yelling at everyone from the front of the bus: "IS THIS CITY SO POOR THAT IT CAN'T AFFORD TO GIVE US FREE BUS RIDES!?" What the fuck.
Alright, now I have to admit that I am somewhat racist when it comes to gypsies. I have seen only a few good people of said type. Most I've seen fit into this category: Dipshits. It would seem that they come to this country, don't work, and bitch and moan how they don't have money, even though they have sport cars because the social security fund gives some money to unemployed people (apparently enough for unemployed foreigners to drive around a tuned Chevy). I want this bullshit to change before I have to pay tax, because thinking that I would be paying for some dipshit's unemployment, bus rides and even crimes just pisses me off on a major scale. I can't even imagine how much I would be pissed off if I get mugged by one of these people and the day after is tax payment day. This is my honest opinion: If migrants would try to cross the border, they should have their background checked and see to it that they will work instead of leeching society. Also, if said migrant is arrested for committing a crime considered more than minor, punishment would be exile. I'm talking about all migrants here, not only gypsies. The immigration policy is too soft. I think someone has had and expressed this opinion before and was labeled racist. People are too stupid.
If you accidentally happen to read this and you're a Finnish immigrant from Romania and you know English (near impossible combination), don't take this personally. If you were able to read this far, I doubt you're the kind of person I'm talking about.
Anyways, as there was five of those assholes, the bus driver decided to let it go and let them in. Actually gave them free rides. Oh well, I thought I wouldn't mind if they really had no money. But I had the misfortune of sitting one seat row behind the group and seeing how they were exchanging 50€ bills around for who knows what reason. Those shits. I wanted to ask them politely to pay for their trip as they clearly had something to pay with, but they would have probably stabbed me repeatedly and only got minor charges like paying a sum of money, which social security would do for them in fear of being labeled racists if they don't. I don't see how that's fair.
The trip continued and I along around 10 other people were forced to listen to their loud, obnoxious conversations for about 10 minutes. Also, they would look at some of the travelers and laugh, even throwing in some silent (which is considered the normal volume of speech among regular folk) insults about how the people there look. When leaving, they even dared to tell an old woman to "make way." Kill these people. Either by fire or... actually, just burn them and make soap out of them. L'Oreal gypsy soap, because you're worth it.
Well, other than that, the trip went fairly well. There was many sighs of relief when those assholes were gone. I got off and wandered around, and got around an electronics store. I went there, found some games, and bought Modern Warfare 2. Not only because I wanted it, but also to see if they asked me my papers, because among the few friends I have, that place is known for asking papers for every single game. Apparently I look waaaaaay over 18.
Note to self: Go buy beer, and once the deal is done, complain to a... ]]> ~Turisas http://Turisas.deviantart.com/journal/28117714/ http://Turisas.deviantart.com/journal/28117714/ Tue, 03 Nov 2009 01:12:20 PST Doing bullshit since forever

Hey, deviantArt. How about not sending those notices twice a day? And please, if you do, send only one of each at a time. Okay?
Long story short, I get too many fucking notices.

Also, made a friend list over there. I'm not really aware who is a friend and who is a foe, but I decided to add a few familiar faces. Mainly because I accidentally clicked on the "your friends" link and it insulted me by simply saying "You have no friends."

Thanks for the reminder, you douchesite.

PS. My new avatar is awesome.

]]> ~Turisas http://Turisas.deviantart.com/journal/27970690/ http://Turisas.deviantart.com/journal/27970690/ Mon, 26 Oct 2009 01:03:57 PDT Don't mess with them

I've been playing this game called Dwarf Fortress a lot lately. And I have no problem with saying that it's one of the very best games I've played, ever. Used to hate it because, well, it wouldn't work. But as I found (And by "found" I mean "was provided by a pal of mine." You know who you are) a modded download (graphics pack n' stuff), I instantly tried it and it was awesome. Even though I killed most of my dwarves instantly by accident. Woops.
If you like world simulator things, dwarves, hilarious deaths, and you like retro games and/or using your imagination, I suggest you give it a shot. Take notice that this game isn't "superfast incredible awesome shit flying everywhere action"-paced. You gotta take it slow and easy with this one. While knowing that your eventual defeat will be inevitable in this game. But in this game LOSING IS FUN. Better believe it!

Original: [link] (Works with mac as well. So I can play it in school too. Ha ha!)
Graphic pack modification: [link] (Also, with little tinkering, works on a mac)

Oh, almost forgot to mention.
Started a project related to this game alone as well, a small webcomic I'll try to be updating a few times a month. We'll see how long It'll take for me to lose patience or have no further ideas. The ideas I currently have will go past December, but I'm not that sure of my patience.
Check it out if you're intrested: [link]
I'm intending on putting the next strip up later today as long as I have the energy to finish it. I slept a bit over 3 hours last night and I'm off work at 3pm. I guess I'll sleep when I get home, play some borderlands and then finish the second strip.

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PS. Turns out I have hit 50 watchers. THANK YOU, people. Yeah, even you who just go around clicking +watch on every single account you see and won't even read this. But if you did read this, I'll say that I mean it when I said thanks.

]]> ~Turisas http://Turisas.deviantart.com/journal/27627199/ http://Turisas.deviantart.com/journal/27627199/ Wed, 07 Oct 2009 04:23:07 PDT Why would you even think that?

I was browsing through dA, because I tend to do that for fun sometimes. Usually in search for some good artwork.
While I know the general userbase of dA is mediocre or below when it comes to skill and/or creativity, it still makes me wonder how the fuck I've ran into at least five people today who treat their pages like a blog. And I've been browsing for an hour or so.

News flash: DeviantArt isn't a blog.
You're wasting some precious bandwith. Or well, precious when comparing it to you. Go back to MySpace, Blogger, MyJournal or Facebook. That's where this type of stuff belongs. Not necessarily a bad thing, really. Just, keep it out of places it doesn't belong in.
And most of the time these users use a good portion of this type of sites already. What the fuck, the attention isn't enough? You'll get my attention when you start jumping on piles of rusty nails, whore.
What are these type of people thinking anyway? Why won't they realize that by adding more website pages dedicated to theirselves, they aren't any more important than anyone else. This way they just show everyone else how much of a waste of space and attention whores they are.
I want to try this sometime: I'll pose as a succesful businessman, who owns a multimillion dollar company. Suddenly I'll start paying attention to one of these people. After a while, I'll see if this person wants to meet (I'll tell I'd buy a gift. Gullible idiots...). Then, I'll see how many minutes from meeting in person it takes for them to start sucking my sack.
Speaking of which, what's with the "emo whore" look? Every single one seems to be using more pigment on their face than an oil painting by Picasso. That, and always black, medium length hair, pulled over their right eye. If you don't want to have depth perception, why don't you just scoop your other eye out with a rusty spoon? At least it would look more intelligent than having your face covered with whiny-bitch-hair.

Now, lets move on to the "art" they post. Seemingly photos of yourselves taken through your bathroom mirror is art. Either that or you're too fucking stupid to use the timer feature found in EVERY DIGITAL CAMERA TODAY.
The other type of "art" they post is images of their pets, the local park or a local McDonalds/Burger King/Generic Store. That's deep. Especially if you modify the contrast with a little tweaking on photoshop. "Check out McDonalds, it's creepy, dark and edgy!" No, it's a fast food restaurant. For once, do something good and impale yourself on a fence. Oh, and if you figure out how to use that timer thing on your shitty camera, take a picture! I'm honest, that'd be the most artistic thing you'll do. And, it shows true dedication to art!

Oh and the comments... Help me God, the comments... Every single comment is a one-liner. Usually commented on photos and complex paintings, such as "This is pretty", "So cute", "I love the way you painted this" and "This is gorgeus". Yes, "gorgeus".
There are a few people stupid enough to show what they really seek when they comment on popular artwork: attention. Some Swedish whore actually commented like this on a Daily Deviation: "this is nice. check out my swedish gallery ;*"
Tell me one good reason why she wouldn't deserve to die.

I hate these people.
They'd propably be stupid enough to die in a fire.
Lets hope that happens.

]]> ~Turisas http://Turisas.deviantart.com/journal/27607617/ http://Turisas.deviantart.com/journal/27607617/ Mon, 05 Oct 2009 23:38:54 PDT I am asking seriously.

I have a feeling I'd like to do some commissions. Cheap sketches or even bigger works. I don't have enough of a self esteem to try and make something "great" as commissions, though. Or well, maybe money will motivate me. Ha ha.

Anyways, I was thinking that I need to see how I'll deal with the requests of other people, but because I really think that an artist needs to get paid for his/her work, free requests are out of the question.

Tell me what you think of the idea. Should I do commissions or not and why?
Or if you don't really feel like commenting properly, you can choose one of these five choices:

A) No, you shouldn't do commissions. Ever. Period.
B) Well, I think you'd need more audience to get commissioned...
C) I'd commission you, but I have no money/paypal :[ (Translated: I don't want to commission you, because your work isn't worth my money)
D) Actually, I'd like to commission you, but I need to know how much I'd need to pay for it.
E) Pancakes.

]]> ~Turisas http://Turisas.deviantart.com/journal/27387482/ http://Turisas.deviantart.com/journal/27387482/ Thu, 24 Sep 2009 06:38:45 PDT Fucking seriously

Alright, this morning went fairly well. So did the time between that and 3pm, although it was boring at work. So, naturally, I was sipping coffee all day to stay awake. 3pm, I left work. And now we get to the stuff that you might find hilarious while it in reality is utter shit.

Half way through my half an hour walk to the bus stop I needed to be in, my bladder says that evacuation is required because of me slurping coffee all day. Well, 15 minutes walking to the bus stop without pissing myself and I'm right on schedule. But the bus isn't. I thought that if I went to that local cafe for a whizz, I'd miss the bus. And the next one would arrive 30 minutes later. So, I waited. Ten minutes late the bus arrives and I couldn't be more pissed off.
The bus is crowded and once I'm inside, there's only one seat left. I first thought of sitting there until I noticed the horrid stentch there. So I decided to stand.
Turned out that the bus driver is one of those psycho drivers that propably doesn't even have a license. This guy was breaking speed limits with a few ton bus with a full load of people, taking steep turns in high speed and not breaking on speed bumps. I was like a fucking ragdoll and my bladder was about to explode. I was one more bump to the wall of the bus away from informing the bus driver that "this is not the time for tokyo drifting you lunatic!" Apparently the captain of Bullshit Express decided to go on like this the entire trip, so I decided to take that last seat. Now to hope that there wasn't any annoying bi- "HELLO!"
For fucks sake I can promise you that I could feel my blood pressure rise so high that I could feel my heart pound in my toes. This bitch seemed to be horribly retarded because she was talking like she had a pound of jello in her mouth and she was smacking her lips mid sentence. But she didn't have anyone to take care of her. So retardation was out of the question. I guess she just has a certain fatal disease. This disease is best known as Stupid and it's pretty common nowadays.
She starts talking to me about stupid bullshit nobody cares about. For one she said that "this morning was pretty dark." What? I was up since 6am and I can honestly say that the sun was shining brighter than ever. I guess your morning can be dark when you have your head up your ass. Moron. And a few times she asked a question with her stupid fucking voice. I just replied with "Harrumph" on a few but once I left one unnoticed, she went "DID YOU HEAR ME, HEY, HEY!? HEY!?!?!? HEY, LISTEN!" Seriously, it was that fucking Zelda fairy's stupid incest-spawn sister. There was not one second of this horrendous trip when I didn't want to dropkick her on the face. I bet the people near my seat would've applauded. It would've been badass. But the fact that I was too busy holding piss inside my bladder, I just couldn't stand up and do a dropkick.
20 minutes later she leaves the bus while I continue the trip. I observed out of intrest where she would walk. And I swear to god, that monkey was walking towards the closest forest. I hope she got lost and a bear shut her dumbass mouth.
Seriously, people this stupid shouldn't be allowed to live. The only way to cure Stupid is decapitation with a rusty axe. Natural selection just doesn't have any power anymore. It's bullshit.
Update: Was chatting with a friend, told him about this and he asked instantly "Was she hot?" What the fuck, man? No, she wasn't hot. At least not hot enough to stop me from pouring down boiling oil on her face without a feeling of any remorse, anyways. We are no longer friends, dipshit.
A few moments later I got out of the bus and went home as quick as I could. I opened the door, went in, ripped my jeans off while hurrying in the bathroom. And then I pissed like a man; all over the place. Seriously, while most of it went in the toilet, at least a liter of gold was on the floor tiles and my shoes.
Have a nice fucking day.

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