http://search.deviantart.com/?q=by:UncleGran-Gran&section=today deviantART RSS for by:UncleGran-Gran en-us Copyright 2009, deviantART.com Mon, 23 Nov 2009 07:04:49 PST deviantART.com http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss http://s.deviantart.com/minish/widgets/apple-touch-icon-precomposed.png http://UncleGran-Gran.deviantart.com/journal/27999721/ http://UncleGran-Gran.deviantart.com/journal/27999721/ Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:35:20 PDT
Excited for Halloween. Best friend so far can't go trick or treating because her work IS A STUPIDFACE and scheduled her for that evening. I could cry. Feels so very wrong. D8 So, I'll celebrate and be happy. But I'd be happier if I knew she could enjoy herself. \:

Enough about that. Knowing she'll read this, I don't want to remind her too much. ...as if she wasn't already thinking about it.

Well, some may have noticed that I'm not exactly on here too much anymore. Part of this is due to me having found an online game that I actually really like, and I’ve been playing it and perusing the forum for it quite a lot. Also, and I really am abhorring how silly and dramatic this whole thing sounds, a lot of the art I'm doing now I end up keeping to myself. Like, I did these portraits for my novel, but I want them to be special for those who read it. Kinda like the toy in a cereal box. And... Yes. My drawings have been things I don't exactly want to reveal to the public. They're not bad- quite the opposite, I'm adoring them. I guess I simply want to either keep them a secret, or keep them amongst only a few people.

Thus, I may not upload all too much here anymore. What with my novels and art for/associated with them not going up (minus the tribal dragon and human portrait of Sanjai), all that may go up here is scribbles. Who knows. Most of the people who watch these journals are close friends of mine anyway, so it really won't affect them. They see when I webcam, or what have it. So yes, just clarifying for whoever needed or wanted to know why I'm taking so long to do things now. I just don't come on so much.

And with writing another novel coming up...either expect me on a lot more, or a lot less, depending on how and when and where I procrastinate.

So yes. 8) At least I'm enjoying myself, right?

Oh, I did just download some software that's like a free knockoff version of Photoshop, so maybe those doodles will go up. I dunno. I don't like doing extravagant digital pictures. MSN scribbles are where it's at, yo.

P.S.: I need to pee, yay.



EDIT: *Flails more.* SHE CAN GO TRICK-OR-TREATING, YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. THIS IS AWESOME.

Happy Halloween, everybody!

]]> ~UncleGran-Gran http://UncleGran-Gran.deviantart.com/journal/27454282/ http://UncleGran-Gran.deviantart.com/journal/27454282/ Sun, 27 Sep 2009 17:37:21 PDT
Anyway, I have a biology class. The teacher assigned a project that is due (for me) on November fourth, though I need to announce my subject by...maybe around October tenth?

I really like this project, though, because of how open the subject criterion is. We need to report on "something to do with biology."

For instance, he showed us a YouTube video about a type of wasp that paralyses a cockroach, drags it to a small, enclosed space, lays her egg in it, then leaves it while her baby eats it alive from the inside out, then escapes. I only knew about the kind that did this with tarantulas!

Anyway, he said that would be a great topic if he hadn't already showed it to us. It COULD be something we've already gone over in class...but how boring would that be?

So, I know there are a bunch of amazing biology things out there (I'm particularly interested in those having to do with organisms themselves), and what I ask of you is: Have any of you seen something awesome out there on the Internet (or somewhere else, if it's amazing enough) related to biology? If so, I'd like to see. I'm enthralled in this stuff. I read this for fun. Glowing flowers, genome disruption. It's like my crack.

Anyway, I'm thinking of a few things. I don't want to do this because it's too depressing for me. I'm thinking about doing something on the involuntary actions of the human body (specifically how the spinal column sometimes controls our muscles before our brain can, a.k.a. "reflex"), but I thought that was kind of bland.

For the presentation part, we're making a poster and setting it up in our lab class, then we'll meander around and take turns speaking while everyone else stands and watches. Sort of like a science fair, but without the experiments.

Anyway, I want something that a typical passerby being would actually be curious about. I like providing people with interesting information. Anyway, thank you. 8D

]]> ~UncleGran-Gran http://UncleGran-Gran.deviantart.com/journal/27420009/ http://UncleGran-Gran.deviantart.com/journal/27420009/ Fri, 25 Sep 2009 23:49:41 PDT
How are you? 8D

Oh, and should I spam dA with a few random practice gagstrips I've been doodling?

Pft, like anyone will say "no," and mean it.

]]> ~UncleGran-Gran http://UncleGran-Gran.deviantart.com/journal/27234462/ http://UncleGran-Gran.deviantart.com/journal/27234462/ Tue, 15 Sep 2009 19:03:08 PDT
So anyway, last night at eleven I noticed a red line over my vein coming from the largest of the three scrapes. I figured that wasn't good, and went to show Mom. Well, despite cleaning it and such about once a day evidently it got infected and the infection had decided to migrate into my blood stream. This was oddly exciting to me. So I took 1000 mg of Amoxicillin that we had in the house (an antibacterial agent), as well as an aspirin, because, well, infections hurt.

So after talking to a nurse hot-line at blue cross, she referred that I either call my doctor and consult this being, or go to an ER right away. At that point it was about 12:30, and I had gotten four hours of sleep the day before, so I wasn't' too thrilled at that idea. Well, Mom called and got the nurse's station, and they said they'd consult someone else and call back in about forty-five minutes. I went to bed and Mom said she'd wake me up if they said to come to the ER.

Well, she woke me at seven something to check my red line of not good. It had faded significantly. By about ten, I think it was gone (I went back to sleep after she woke me, but I kept waking up a few times for no particular reason.). So this morning we went to the doctor, and I got my own Amoxicillin, as well as antibacterial wash. Also, I'm going to take oregano oil (somehow, haven't been specifically told what to do with it yet) because my best friend who knows her way around things like that recommended it.

So I'm not going to die. I feel pretty awesome about all this. For a second in time, my blood was likely a bio-weapon. 8D Nifty.

So, worry not. Not that that will get people who read this to stop but you know. |:


In other news, I have more people than I thought going to/reading my novel. It's so odd to me. Reading it: my friend from Germany who I don't think has a deviantART account, ~Kaosbarn, ~GMSuerte, ~pirate-kittie, ~Magic-Dragon-Paul, maybe ~Got-My-Wings, ~Twerpa, ~Frosty10123, and ~breadmaggot in no particular order. I'm just showing these people off, to be honest. XD

]]> ~UncleGran-Gran http://UncleGran-Gran.deviantart.com/journal/27106798/ http://UncleGran-Gran.deviantart.com/journal/27106798/ Wed, 09 Sep 2009 01:49:57 PDT
I'm almost completely done with my novel. Yay. Just one arts to go for it.

So, I started commmunity college and applied for a job. Job hasn't called back (yet).

That's about it.

]]> ~UncleGran-Gran http://UncleGran-Gran.deviantart.com/journal/25955178/ http://UncleGran-Gran.deviantart.com/journal/25955178/ Wed, 15 Jul 2009 01:25:06 PDT
Furthermore... Uh. Shit. What to update. I'ma check last journal to see what I can babble about here to procrastinate on my drawing and shit more than I already am.

Okay. Have yet to finish anything I intend to put up here. As you can probably tell, since it's not up here. And I'm not saying anything like "LOL I IS TOO LAZY TO TAKE TEH PIXORS." Never, ever let me talk like that here again.

Oh. When I met with my friends ~Got-My-Wings, ~Magic-Dragon-Paul, ~GMSuerte, and ~pirate-kittie, I fell into a stream. I actually need to draw something relating to that too, I just remembered.

I suppose I'll tell that story.

So, we met at a park by my old Middle School. I love that park. There's also this creek/stream/whatever thing that runs...behind it? Somewhere near the damned place. Pretty bridge over it. Actual trees and water wildlife. It's very dry and dead here, especially this time of year, so it's nice to see living things again.

Well, we were poking around. I showed off some places to the few who hadn't been around there, along with ~GMSuerte who'd gone there with ~Kaosbarn and I once before. On the way back to the park (we'd crossed the stream via rocks and awesome to get to the explore-place that actually had a not so good feeling to it, I realized while in it) I noted a pipe that crossed over the stream to the opposite bank. It was a good sized pipe (the kind where you put your foot on it and still see a couple inches of pipe on either side of your foot) and in my infinite wisdom, I decided it would be great to cross it.

About halfway over, I noticed the my left foot slipped. Luckily, I had just enough balance to make this a slow slip. I then realized my right foot was going to soon follow, just as my left leg's knee was about even with the pipe. In that very quick thinking one has in a time of sudden fail, I decided "Okay, if I get my right leg to fall on the right side, I can just land on my crotch and slide across the pipe." I tried this. I thought I had it, but as my right leg got to about knee level with the pipe, my left side suddenly decided to fall over.

Then I was hanging from the pipe like a sloth, arms and legs wrapped around it, me hanging upside down. At this point, my four friends are all gawking at me. I would be too. I felt like a motherfuckin' ninja, aside from the fact I had no clue what to do next. Well, I looked down. Water was about two feet below me, and maybe two and a half feet deep. No rocks at the bottom, and I could see through it. If I had to pick a place to fall into a stream, that would be it. My jacket's butt as well as my scarf (which I has tied around my waist at the time, because it was trying to choke me) were dipped in the water.

By this time, my four friends were all telling me there was a bank directly behind me, and that I should crawl to it. Thankfully they were all very supportive. At the time, even, I thought it was adorable how nice they were being. Especially since I was declared the leader of the group then, and one always feels even more ridiculous when they're the leader as they fall into a stream.

So I tried to crawl across. I then realized that, despite my awesome move I pulled, my upper body strength is shit, and I wasn't going to get far. I then decided "fuck it," and fell in. The water was very nice, actually. Good temperature. I don't like cold water, but it was rather warm. I was sort of pleased, aside from the wet clothes.

Then I realized that I had my MP3 player, headphones, cell phone, and wallet in my pants pockets. My friends noted later they visibly saw me go from a mild crawling to a vicious scrambling to get onto the bank.

I got up to side walk, proceeded to hand them each something of mine to take care of. Maybe I should have been upset, and I guess I was a little, but they were all being so cute! ~Got-My-Wings squeezed as much water as she could from my jacket, ~Magic-Dragon-Paul tried to dry out my MP3 player by the force of motion, ~GMSuerte dried my wallet and cell phone off on his shirt and held my wallet for me, and I'm pretty sure ~pirate-kittie got the water out of/held my scarf. So I was there awwwing. Silently. ~UncleGran-Gran http://UncleGran-Gran.deviantart.com/journal/25778222/ http://UncleGran-Gran.deviantart.com/journal/25778222/ Mon, 06 Jul 2009 15:58:54 PDT
So, uh. I got my license. Until I turn eighteen, I'm not allowed to drive anyone under the age of twenty around, and those who are 20 or older still need to have a license. Good thing I turn eighteen soon.

I am to meet ~Magic-Dragon-Paul, ~Got-My-Wings, and ~pirate-kittie somewhere soonish. I shall be meeting ~pirate-kittie for the first time, and it shall be fun.

I applied for Petsmart. They only accept people eighteen and over. Hence how ~Kaosbarn ended up getting a job there. What's best is that I only found out I couldn't work there after (s)he applied, and our intent was to work together. It's okay, (s)he will work there, do super awesome, somehow become a seniority, and will then be my boss. ...I hope not, that sounds terrifying. Well, I suppose this summer will be my time to finish arts and such before classes start.

I can't remember what I've said and what I haven't in past journal shits. Uh. Working on art. Some should be up this month or the next. Ish. Most never gonna go up here. Elaborated on this already - moving on.

Uh. Well. I suppose I'll move on the the events of today.

At 9:58 A.M., ~Kaosbarn called from hiser college, waking me up, just to talk. Said being had a counseling appointment at three and was going to be bored until then. We talked a bit. PetSmart called my house after we hung up. They asked for herim, I directed them to cell phone number. Evidently (s)he had gotten to the drug testing stage of the application, which one has 24 hours to do from the time they're requested. So I had to go borrow hiser Uncle's car (which I'd never done and I don't know him too well) since my mom had just taken the car I usually drive, and the other two at my house are manuals which I haven't learned how to drive yet, to drive to heris college so (s)he could drive to PetSmart to sign forms and go to drug testing place. Well, at the stop light after the free way exit, as I let go of the brake of the car because the light turned green, there was an odd clunk noise. Then, as I was slowing down on the hill, I had to push the brake in ALL THE WAY just to very, very slowly work my way to a stop. Oh yay. Furthermore, I smell something like burning rubber. So, I'm not pleased. Luckily I'm very close to the college, so just before I'm going to pull into the place I typically pick her up (well, she drives home since that's the legal thing to do) a car in front of me comes to a stop. By this point, even though I'm way far behind them, the brakes are working so poorly I have to go into the lane to the left (luckily there was no oncoming traffic) to avoid tapping their bumper, not so gently.

Well, best friend drove it (fucking carefully) to a parking lot where we then got AAA to tow it to a workshop place, while we then went to go to her drug testing. Fun times.

Oddly, I wasn't that worried as the brakes failed. I wasn't happy, no...but it wasn't scary either. I knew I'd be fine. I didn't use the emergency brake at all because the brakes worked just enough for me to not need to. Plus, I'd never driven this car, and I feel stupid saying it, but I don't know how to work its emergency brake exactly. I have an idea, but it's not like my car I drive.

So, uh. Now I'm home. So much for spending all day working on novel and arts and such. I guess I'll just settle for the rest of it, then!

8D

]]> ~UncleGran-Gran http://UncleGran-Gran.deviantart.com/journal/25683681/ http://UncleGran-Gran.deviantart.com/journal/25683681/ Wed, 01 Jul 2009 21:36:28 PDT
Doing lots of fucking art projects. I've got about ten that are either in progress or ideas that I intend to carry through. A couple of them will go up here, but most of them are either private or for my novel. Novel art isn't going up here. Because I'm like that.

The others will take forever. Don't expect anything for a while, as usual. I think whoever reads these things has learned that by now.

Need to go to zoo with friend so she can observe bonobos for class. That will be fun. And possibly a little disturbing.

Went to the county fair with ~Kaosbarn and ~GMSuerte. Bought two Egyptian perfume oils, a scarf, and a loud jingly thingy that reminds me of something someone who was poorly imitating a gypsy would wear. Went on rides. Had a pretzel. Really want a Wetzle's Pretzel right now. Really. Wish we had gotten these infinite ride wristbands instead of nearly selling our soles for overpriced tickets that disappeared quicker than the money that bought them.

Can't think of much more. |:

Novel...going through second editing. Editors haven't been able to read much else. Still, slowly but surely, it's getting there.

Have good and detailed ideas for next NaNoWriMo novel. Yaaaay.

Me out, yo.

I'm never allowed to say that again.

]]> ~UncleGran-Gran http://UncleGran-Gran.deviantart.com/journal/25384649/ http://UncleGran-Gran.deviantart.com/journal/25384649/ Thu, 18 Jun 2009 00:00:06 PDT
First off, I went to my high school graduation ceremony today (thus the title). The stupidty of high school almost killed me, but I prevailed. The high school drop-outs are the real intelligent ones.

I actually had my graduation party yesterday...which was odd, but whatever works. My last day of school was last week Wednesday. I've got a couple things to toss up here, last two works originating from my art class that I intend to show, when I finish them. Sometime.

On to graduation gifts. I got two hundred-dollar bills. (Not $200 bills, in case you're "wtf, mate?"ing. Lawl, mating. Whoops.) I got a singing card, which wasn't horrific like all the others (minus one amazing one) I've seen. I got twenty more dollars. I got a Money Machine, which consisted of a box, a pull tab, and ten five-dollar bills as well as fourty-eight one-dollar bills and a loooot of tape (and it was great). And finally, dear old Mom and Dad got me my own laptop. The one I was using before was one that we kept downstairs (one of the community laptops - we have a ridiculous quantity of computers in my house) and was a little elderly, but behaved very well for its age. I'm actually pretty attached to it, so I'm a little sad that it will become grandma and grandpa's now. At least it will not be a trash. Nom if it were, I'd hide it in my closet. (: Anyway. New laptop is widescreen, like our...our...desk...top? Whatever the not-moveable ones are called. My brain is dead on SHOT right now. |: I'll have to come back and edit this for grammar and stuff tomorrow. Anyway, it has built in webcam and mic, so my external ones of the other desk...top computer can be...extras (which I am also attached to - I get attached to all sorts of inanimate objects). So, though I don't use the mic, to those few who I webcam to or with or whatever. I want to try it out...once I have all the proper programs installed, safety stuff updated...you know all that. P:

Picked my college classes for my first semester in Fall. They will be interesting. Planning cultural anthropology, biology (lab and lecture classes), math 60 (required - only math class I need to take because I scored high, apparently) which is intermediate algebra DX, and English ...100? (same story here - only one I need...I think). Yups.

Taking driving test on June 24th. Permits expire 25th, so if I (and my best friend since we're testing around the same time) don't pass first time (haha, good luck with that), gotta take two tests. *Screech.*

Going to apply for job at Petsmart (with best friend...again), and hope it works. Never have had a job. I am un-childing. Or working on it.

That's about it. I think. I've got to go email my friend in Berlin. 8D Bye, beings who read this far.

Oh, right

]]> ~UncleGran-Gran http://UncleGran-Gran.deviantart.com/journal/24369631/ http://UncleGran-Gran.deviantart.com/journal/24369631/ Tue, 21 Apr 2009 22:57:49 PDT [link]

So, there's this proposed bill that will put all species not native to the area it rules over...out. Pets, like my leopard geckos, my friend's hamsters, others' birds, snakes... Everything, really, minus cats, dogs, humans, and native species. It treats everything like "guilty until proven innocent." How? This won't ban ALL animals. There's a "black list." Those on it are banned, and to get off it, scientists must extensively (expensive and time-consuming) research the environmental impact of said species. How brilliant.

So, since I'd like to keep my beautiful (and harmless) lizards, as well as have all of you keep your loves, and everyone else keep theirs, too...I'd very much like to push this stupid little idea back on its ass. As soon as possible.

Pardon me if the summary leaves out a few parts. Just google "H.R.669," and you'll find it in more detail. I just wanted to get it out here, since I hadn't heard about it until today.

I'd like to keep the wonder of the world in plain view, not just on google images. There's more to the world than just what's around you, and what's the matter if someone wants a pet parrot to see that? If they love it and take care of it as their own, and it doesn't kill people or anything else on a mass scale, what's wrong with it?

]]> ~UncleGran-Gran http://UncleGran-Gran.deviantart.com/journal/24105341/ http://UncleGran-Gran.deviantart.com/journal/24105341/ Tue, 07 Apr 2009 03:17:31 PDT
I've still got to edit it. For the moment it's 60,303 words long. After editing it will probably be longer, and will then be proofread and critiqued by and . I'm hoping to have editing done tomorrow. After it's edited based on their critique, those people who are friends of mine that I trust not to do things with it I wouldn't approve of, and who I know as people (the only way I know what they're likely to do, duh) will be able to read it. After them, I'll do any last touches they point out if I miss a comma here of there, stuff like that. Then I hope to buy pretty book paper and print out a couple copies, and have them professionally bound to be pretty little books. Just because I can.

I promised I'd have it done by the end of spring break. I've got several days left, but she won't mind me being ahead of schedule. She told me I had to write at least five pages today while she was at college. I close this time of writing having written eight pages and finished before I thought I would.

I'm proud of myself. Perhaps this will seem dorkish later today after I've slept, but I'm glad I started and finished something, even though it took me this long to do.

Well, I'm not finished yet, but I will. If I know anything, it's that I'll finish or die trying. (My ghost will come back and finish.)

I'm going to go sleep now. I'm fuckin' tired.

EDIT, YO:

So I finished editing it...uh, let's see. April thirteenth. That morning, at 12:10ish PM. It's 60,460 words. And I've got a couple paragraphs of information left to add, too.

And now it's being proofread. And it's gonna take a while. A secondhand editing's also gonna take a while. Yaaaay!

But the good news is I have a group of projects I'll for it in the meantime to keep me distracted! Yaaaaaaay!

]]> ~UncleGran-Gran http://UncleGran-Gran.deviantart.com/journal/23872029/ http://UncleGran-Gran.deviantart.com/journal/23872029/ Tue, 24 Mar 2009 18:25:51 PDT [link]

Anyway, I have ear infections in both ears. Is kinda icky. Don't hurt too bad, but I'm coughing like a madwoman.

Oh, right. I'm going to find a way to read Twilight soon so I can have referenced reasoning in my beliefs of its poor writing, not just intuition from what bits I've heard about. Stephen King could not have summed up the series and Stephie-poo better, in my opinion. Wish me luck with that.

So I have little else to say. Working on novel and arty things, as usual. Almost done with high school now. Appointment with college counselor on April 11th.

Friend's birthday on March 29th. 8B

That was a disgusting sneeze I just did. I think I want to go be an American and watch TV. I say this to make fun of the stereotype. Americans do more than be fat lards and watch TV, I promise.

I'm a deviant of three years now. More like two and a half since I had forgotten this place so much as existed after getting an account to read a comic. Har. I feel like I'm rambling. Perhaps I am.

Something something something. I can't remember heads or tails of what the point of this was.

-

Edit 3-27-09: It was a cold disguised as *Sneeze.* ear infections. Eeks.

]]> ~UncleGran-Gran http://UncleGran-Gran.deviantart.com/journal/23365744/ http://UncleGran-Gran.deviantart.com/journal/23365744/ Mon, 23 Feb 2009 15:22:22 PST
For those stalkers that I have who read whatever summary on a recent deviation I submitted that said my art teacher lost my amazing drawing, he found it. I got it back last week on Thursday. I was pleased. I'll be uploading larger shit eventually. It and a few other things are too big to fit conveniently on my scanner, so I have to get my lazy ass to take pictures of them and all that jazz.

So as people with half a brain or more (even less, probably!) can tell, I'm uploading more shit lately. Why? Because I was behind for about half a year and decided I don't want to be there again soon. So I'm keeping up to date ish. Speaking of which, I need to get something up here.

I have a few works in progress still. No clue when those'll be done with. Art blah. At least I'm not writing that shitty emo poetry anymore. x_x Good gosh, why did I?

Video I find adorable to spam you with: [link]

Yes. Other than that, took a test to place myself in college classes. Whoo! So close to being done with government-forced school, I can taste it.

Uh. Well. I'm gonna go...do something else. I suppose.

I'm thirsty.

]]> ~UncleGran-Gran http://UncleGran-Gran.deviantart.com/journal/22767125/ http://UncleGran-Gran.deviantart.com/journal/22767125/ Fri, 23 Jan 2009 18:39:11 PST
Profiles look weird.

Edit of the 1-26-09, yo:

I'm okay with it now.

I have to go make a website on google for my art class.

FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Stupidity is their answer. DF:Hsd/nlhrknhewkn4.

Fucking jiggle. GIGGLEJIGGLE. I've been in a weird mood for several days. Whoo-hoo! Something is coming!

]]> ~UncleGran-Gran http://UncleGran-Gran.deviantart.com/journal/22271901/ http://UncleGran-Gran.deviantart.com/journal/22271901/ Sat, 03 Jan 2009 21:06:12 PST
Expect a photo dump tomorrow. Er, today. Later. After I sleep.

Maybe things will stop spinning then. o:

I am alive! *Sleeps on desk.*
___

Photodump whenever the fuck I get to it. I've got odd quantities of art and all that shit to scan and post. Maybe someday I'll get to it. For now, rather pointless journal update. 8D


Edit 1-12-09: All done.

]]> ~UncleGran-Gran http://UncleGran-Gran.deviantart.com/journal/22036800/ http://UncleGran-Gran.deviantart.com/journal/22036800/ Wed, 17 Dec 2008 17:15:42 PST
Packing and stuff. Bringing the lizards with me. will look after my house for me while I'm gone. Got to set up hisher present system of finding clues until shehe gets to the actual present.

Just transferred iTunes music to MP3 player to put on laptop for trip. Mp3 player doesn't play iTunes songs. ): Me no know how to configure-y.

Thus I set off on my journey to pack stuff into a bag, shove it into a car, and switch on and off drving with my mom. She gets the difficult, snowy/icy/rainy parts.

Yes. So will still be on, about as often as I am now. Every couple of days. I will eat your faces. Merry Christmas, ya'll. Comin' home the thirtieth.

]]> ~UncleGran-Gran http://UncleGran-Gran.deviantart.com/journal/21587937/ http://UncleGran-Gran.deviantart.com/journal/21587937/ Thu, 20 Nov 2008 19:23:48 PST [link]

Read it. It's a romance. That is all.

EDIT: It got deleted because fanfiction.net is composed of a bunch of fascist pigs. I'm messaging the poor author. That story needs to be up for the world to see.

I say we sign a petition to fix it. I sent an email complaining.

I want to read it, damn it!

EDIT^2: If I mail the author and have, apparently her, email the person I talked to it'll go back up.

And so I wait.

By the way, the person who talked to me was nice so I take back the fascist pig comment. Mostly. Some of the people on here are doubtable.

]]> ~UncleGran-Gran http://UncleGran-Gran.deviantart.com/journal/21243578/ http://UncleGran-Gran.deviantart.com/journal/21243578/ Fri, 31 Oct 2008 06:16:17 PDT
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I was told this story last year. At my high school, all the Juniors have a day in which we learn directly from World War II veterans about what they experienced.

Unfortunately I didn't hear this story directly from its source – rather, from a student as she shared it in class after the event. This however, does not affect the beauty at all.


Sometime in World War II there is gunfire along a front. U.S. and German soldiers fight each other with machine guns, chemicals, tanks...all sorts of hell.

In between the tired, bloody masses of soldiers lies “no man's land,” a dead zone composed entirely of decomposing corpses, tangles of vicious barbed wire, fresh and dried blood, and a few wounded trying desperately to cling on to life.

One U.S. soldier, tired and weary from the bloodshed, notices something. A small shape moving through the dead land. A dog.

He stops firing. The other men can shoot if they want, but there's been so much bloodshed, so much Death...he just can't take killing an innocent animal.

The man next to him notices he's stopped. He looks out into the hellish graveyard and sees the dog as well, ambling into its own demise. And he stops firing, too. Soon several men have stopped firing...and then they notice. Those vicious, evil things they're fighting, whom they've been shooting at, a few of them have stopped too. And the dog's still alive - not only that, it's completely unscathed.

And they all watch this dog, no longer shooting.

All across the front, the gunfire slowly ceases...and stops. Soon there is no sound aside from the occasional whisper, and if your ears can still perceive such things after the explosions, maybe some paw-padding of the dog still crossing through the no man's land.

Entire armies stopped their mindless killing of each other, just for the sake of one single dog. They all knew they were ordered to kill each other, but they weren't ordered to kill dogs, and so the extra bloodshed just seemed downright wrong.

Eventually the gunfire did begin again, though the dog lived and got away perfectly unharmed. Thousands of people stood together to save the life of one, even when pinned against each other in a war.

So Life really is beautiful when people can do that. And when that war ended, soldiers on both sides, who were just moments before aiming to kill each other, ran into no man's land and hugged each other, crying and laughing and filled with so much emotion that they didn't know what to do with it. People who had never met - people who couldn't understand each others’ languages or their customs - people that they didn't even know the names of...all came together at the end of a bloody mess. Love prevailed.

I think this says something about the human race.

Yes, there is bad out there. There are wars and there is pain and suffering...but really, when you think about it, there's as much good out there as bad. Even more good, actually. All people have to do is come together, even for a small moment, and it is there.

]]> ~UncleGran-Gran http://UncleGran-Gran.deviantart.com/journal/21061725/ http://UncleGran-Gran.deviantart.com/journal/21061725/ Sun, 19 Oct 2008 11:04:13 PDT
And my favorite color is blue.

Edit: He didn't have a hairball and my favorite color isn't just blue.

Oh, and I have a flu but it's going away now.

I hope I never wake up in a bunny cult. I'd be fucking confused. Poor Suko-honey.

If you dunno yet, this probably won't make any sense to people. Whoo-hoo. I'm sick and rambling drunken sober spasms involving incomplete strands of thought and hair along with odd connections I WANNA PLAY TY DAMN IT. Jersey Devil, wanna see how cool is.

Hannibal Rising was on last night and I saw the verrrrrrryyyy end of it (I have seen it 'fore, dun worry) and he was sexy.

Phone go HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS (or not hiss noise) *Click.* .........beep, beep, beep, ...

HALLOWEEN IN TWELVE DAYS MUST GET STUFF READY WILL BE FUNCOLD IS 'KAY 'CAUSE HAVE FUN AND SCARY MOVIES ALL NIGHT LONG AFTER TRICK OR TREAT HAVE CANDY BE GOOOOOOOOOOOD. Hot chocolate.

Phone has become evil snake. Work now.

NOVEMBER FIRST IS BOOK WRITING EVENT THINGY OF MONTH LONG 50,000 WORD BOOK ABOUT STUFF THOUGH NOTHING IN PARTICULAR IF YOU WANT. Is prove books can be wrotted (not written) in short tiem. Want.

Has sick. Crazy speak of no connect fun.

I yawn and able to hear well from left ear again again! Again again 'cause I heard like this before sick and it cleared yesterday being first again and this is second again.

I'm gonna go hook up Xbox to Dad's TV (my tv is not work) and play games. GAMES! X3

I cough.

]]> ~UncleGran-Gran http://UncleGran-Gran.deviantart.com/journal/20822834/ http://UncleGran-Gran.deviantart.com/journal/20822834/ Sat, 04 Oct 2008 09:59:13 PDT
I can almost hear the collective sigh of the people reading this.

"Not that damned show AGAIN! Half ov DeviantART was crying over that - not you too!"

Yes me too, damn it. It made me get close to my best friend. It was our bonding show.

Goodness the finale pissed me off. OBviously, Zutara ftw, and BOOM, what happens? Mai will die in a terrible fire. Ha, that's kind of a pun.

But even more than this, what the HELL happened to Zuko's Mommy?!?!?! Seriousy. "Where is she?" then end. Wtf.

Yeah. Though that part with Zuko and Iroh was adorable. nd overall it was okay.

But still. Those two things will haunt me until the day I die.

-

I think I have an A in all my classes. Whoo-hoo! Yeah - easy high school.

-

I'm gonna be a character of mine for Halloween. He's hot. I'll butcher it. ...oh well!

I love when caller ID says "Telemarketer," or "800 number," don't you?

-

So I'm gradually working on art stuff. Maybe I'll take pictures of things from my art class and put them up. Smeared as they've gotten. P: My art motivation is a very meek little thing, isn't it?



]]> ~UncleGran-Gran http://UncleGran-Gran.deviantart.com/journal/20245297/ http://UncleGran-Gran.deviantart.com/journal/20245297/ Sun, 31 Aug 2008 00:26:21 PDT
I'm a senior so I have five classes.

My birthday was also this week. I be seventeen. Whoop. T'was a fun day.

I saw "The Dark Knight" yesterday and it was FUCKING AMAZING.

THE JOKER IS AMAZINGLY HOT. OH MY GOSH.

I actually just had a moment a bit ago so I have his make-up on and stuff. My camera battery is charging now so I can take a picture. If my mom or dad decide to come downstairs, I'm going to jump out at them. I already scared one person.

I'm not nearly as sexy...not even remotely. But it is fun as hell. I recommend it. (Not really - you'll just make a fool of yourself - only he can pull this off.)

So I want Thai food. I had a bit and it was not enough. (Though I thank it's provider. He gives me and best friend nourishments in return for being able to wrestle me into a washing machine. I got bruises!)

I'm not wearing pants. 8D

And I'm writing my thing. I'm not going to say that thing because I decided to leave you all in the dark.

This makeup is making me want to sneeze.

I NEED TO FIND A SQUID SPECIES THAT'S ENDANGERED BECAUSE OF OVERFISHING, DAMN IT!

]]> ~UncleGran-Gran http://UncleGran-Gran.deviantart.com/journal/19855077/ http://UncleGran-Gran.deviantart.com/journal/19855077/ Sat, 09 Aug 2008 00:15:20 PDT
In this organizedish rant will consist mostly of:
-My annoyance at my love life.
-My annoyance with school.
-Some other shit I don’t know about right now but will probably think of. I bet it'll have to do with annoyance.

So. My love life bothers the fuck outta me. I plain and simple don't really want one right now. I've got a lot going on. I'm not saying I never want to be with a nice guy or girl, just for the moment I'm into other things. HOWEVER, unless I'm terrible at placing my feelings of open romance ideas, I have a crush on at least three people and counting, I'll bet.

And not a chance with one! I least have a chance with my best friend. She loves me but most certainly not like that. I also have feelings for my friend who currently lives in Germany...but, well, he lives in Germany, we rarely ever talk, and he most certainly doesn't feel the same way. Then there's a person over here who I won't go into too much detail about for his sake and because even if I wanted to I couldn't. I barely even know the guy. I just read his writing and fall in love with it. What I've seen I just enjoy...a lot. o.o
I've had feelings for another friend of mine for a while now, practically since we first met. She's more like a daughter or a little sister to me...and we don't much talk anymore (I bet best friend and her at the very least just figured out who I'm talking about) but it was just an idea floating in the back of my head...

I've figured out that I fall easy and hard for people who I consider good friends. Not saying I only fall for them or I always fall for them...It's just that basically all of them are good friends of mine and I like basically all of my good friends.

If you're still reading and haven't giggled at my rant (Agni knows I have!) props to you. I actually don't care much about school I just wanted to talk about more than one issue in this freaking thing. I'm a bit upset it's starting soon (A day before my birthday, too! If only they had waited just a bit longer...) but I'll get over it. I'm gonna be a senior. Weird. Son I'll be off to college and moving into best friend's house until we have our apartment together. Yay! College and best friend sound fun!!! We'll be going to different ones but apparently Mr. Boob Binding Guy goes there so we'll have a semester together. I need to make sure not to mention any of my evil plans (except this fact to say I have them to mess with him) on here because he stalks my dA. o.o

I would use duct tape to shut myself up but one, it hurts, and two, I'm typing, not talking, and taping up your own hands would be fucking difficult.

And now that someone's decided to log onto MSN I can stop ranting to myself. Much to the readers of this’s delight.



PS. For the record I feel a lot better. Oddly enough I think what help me most to be calm and smiley again was a little daddy long legs spider.

See, I was writing and emoing to myself and noticed it walking on the wall right next to me, but I didn't really feel like putting him outside. Well, after someone asked me who I have a crush on because that's all I'm thinking about right now (talking to the boy on dA at the moment through various shy filled messages I'm never shy (Lie), wtf?!) I spontaneously mentioned that the spider had been sitting next to me for twenty minutes. I said it to my other friend online, and not ten seconds after that as I was typing that I did not have a crush on the spider to the first person, it fell. Just randomly fell of the wall quite gracelessly. Now I have no clue where the thing is, haven't looked, and haven't moved so I don't squish him.

I'm not sure. That was just great for a movie.

A bunch of drama going on and out of the corner of her eye a girl notices a little spider on the wall but ignores it mostly, taking it for granted for the moment.

Then as she's talking about her life puts it in there all of a sudden, a main role even. Just because the spider hasn't moved for twenty minutes, it made itself special. Then it falls quite comically, makes er smile, makes her feel fine.

I wasn't too worried but anything I felt earlier is gone now.

Thanks little spider. 8D

]]> ~UncleGran-Gran http://UncleGran-Gran.deviantart.com/journal/19728180/ http://UncleGran-Gran.deviantart.com/journal/19728180/ Fri, 01 Aug 2008 23:55:13 PDT
That's also stupid and involves me in pain with reddened flesh.

Uh. Best friend, her male pet thing, and I went to beach. It was wet. And sandy!

And the walk to the public transportation place as well as the walk from it (I went on train for first time I can remember! Best friend say she and I have been on one together before but if we have then my memory must be worse than I think it is.) to the beach itself gave me a sunburn! It hurts now! (And feels good.)

Being at the beach itself didn't give me a sunburn. I know because the burns match the sundress I was wearing. She and I wore sundresses, I'm sure he would have but he wasn't in on it (My future boyfriend needs to cross dress or talk about it pleasantly as much as this one does. It's fucking hot/awesome. ) and it was amazing. It's, like, the second time I've seen her a dress. And she's normally a man, so seeing her in a dress then a bikini in one day...I almost died. He almost died with me, but I did so out loud. At one point I said "GOSH YOU'RE HOT." To which she replied "SHUT UP. *SMACK.*" "OW. ...it was worth it." "*Glare of Death.*" "*Fearrun.*"

And he was either mentally agreeing with me or mentally laughing at my pain...or both. Probably both. Then again he thinks people getting beaten the crap out of it hot in itself, so at point he was probably having a good time.

And I brought my whip which she kept smacking me with and it felt kinda good so I suppose I was too. And she always has fun abusing me.

Well, we had fun in water, briefly attacked his boat, had sit down dinner at an Italian harbor-side restaurant with his younger brother (Why do I go on about my life in such great detail in these things? Honestly.)

And we drew in the sand and frolicked on rocks and things. 8D

However my parents have a time for me to be home in order. Must be home at ten...way too early... Good news, tomorrow they're leaving to go on a trip that they won't be back from until August tenth, so I get the house to myself and things. My two people I've been spending so much time with recently (And enjoying every minute of it.)will probably be around often. Hopefully. At least best friend will. I'm excited. I love seeing her. X333 And he's pretty fun too. I must admit, with the three of us there's some strange fun group thing that I do enjoy going on.

We rode train back to transit center and walked home. And I died after I got to my house then rinsed off and crap.

I haven't had a sunburn for years so I'm kinda weirded out. I mean it had been about a year since I'd last been to the beach anyway. O.o

(Bathroom break inserted for public view here.)

Much better! Yeah. I was wearing nipple stickers in case my too-small-of-a-freaking-bathing-suit decided to be crazy but she ended up attacking me and ripping them off. I ended up flashing her at least once. he's now seen my boobs in broad daylight in the ocean where they're all wet and excited.

I had a good time...And we're going to have an Avatar fest on Sunday, a boat sleepover on Tuesday-Wednesday (in which we shall go midnight beaching! 8D) And a cross dressing party on Friday. Among other random things in the week.

I'm gonna have fuuuuuuun!

Yeah. This journal's purpose was to brag about my awesome sunburn.

You know you want one just like mine. 8D

]]> ~UncleGran-Gran http://UncleGran-Gran.deviantart.com/journal/19566318/ http://UncleGran-Gran.deviantart.com/journal/19566318/ Thu, 24 Jul 2008 03:33:07 PDT
Well, I'll have to be all...male. And I have boobs (that are often made fun of because they're "really fucking big.")

I also don't know how to bind breasts.

But I just tried a bit ago!

Well, I figured it'd probably hurt but I didn't care (mistake number one) so I got duct tape. And taped my boobs. And failed.

And took pictures that will not go up on here. XD Maybe on my photobucket for those few that know it. Maybe.

So They weren't unboobed at all. The taped boobs. I was shiny.

Then I giggled and started to take it off.

I will never, ever wax anything in my life. Ever.

Goodness that hurt life a motherfucker. D8 Then I had huge red marks on my boobs and took pictures of those because they were even funnier than the taped pictures were.

When I FINALLY got it all off, there was still sticky residue. Well, I tried rubbing alcohol, which worked for a little but wore off. Then I remembered baby oil gets off sticky things like pitch.

It eventually came off. Now my chest and hands are shiny and smell good. And the keyboard is kind of slippy. Oopsie.

So yeah, that was a stupid moment I just had that I thought I'd share.

NEVER EVER DO WHAT I JUST DID. IT HURTS.

So Catholic school girl boy apparently knows how to bind boobs with ace bandages, it'd just be awkward since I've known him all of, like, three weeks. And he belongs to my best friend so doing anything with my breasts is...unusual. May not have a choice though. I'll see what happens. O.o

]]> ~UncleGran-Gran http://UncleGran-Gran.deviantart.com/journal/19336214/ http://UncleGran-Gran.deviantart.com/journal/19336214/ Fri, 11 Jul 2008 13:53:18 PDT
And yesterday the first signed on and I started talking to them.

And now I know what the hell is going on!

Firstly, IMing the Salmon name gets you a different person each time, so while the first person I talked to was a gay guy in Florida, this person was a woman that gave me this information.

(From [link])

"The Salmon bot.

I just got hit with it myself. Fortunately, the guy on the other end was amicable and we were able to determine it was all some sort of mistake, but Jesus, imagine if I had gotten someone less thoughtful.

Low down: if you are on AIM and you update your eljay, this bot will connect you with someone else who has just done the same, beginning with a bogus message. They may also be incendiary: the one I got read "I believe, good sir, that you misspelled 'nigger' in your recent post". Hilarity, I imagine, is intended to ensue for any third party, but it's nothing but a nuisance and potential nightmare for the rest of us.

Also: themissinghat is a community for victims of this and other nasty bots. The earliest instance I've dredged up for the Salmonbot is this post ([link]), recorded on the 9th of this month. There are maybe a dozen or more other iterations logged in this group than what I've recorded here.

IF YOU ARE HIT WITH THIS BOT: The person on the other end has a username you cannot see, and they cannot see your real SN. To allay hostilities or confusion, IM them back politely, explain the bot, and point them to information pages like this one.

Update: It was all a social experiment! Yeah, this doesn't have "4chan asshole" written all over it...."

Heehee. What’s ironic is that the day before I found this I was introduced to 4chan and love it.

So yes. I was part of a social experiment. Now the next time it happens I can explain what's going on to the person.

Also, I'm posting this here because I don't have a livejournal, though I had my screen name an stuff on here, so it seems Project Upstream has moved on to gather information from dA, as a warning to anyone on here with their info up.

---

So, V6 is amazing because I can preview deviations. The comment part's good too but I love the deviation preview. I'm sure it's got a few bugs, but it's not like V5 didn't. Hopefully they'll find this one's bugs and kill them. Even if they don't...previews!

]]> ~UncleGran-Gran http://UncleGran-Gran.deviantart.com/journal/19210843/ http://UncleGran-Gran.deviantart.com/journal/19210843/ Fri, 04 Jul 2008 23:01:08 PDT
So, I wanted to tell everyone happy Fourth of July, even if I am a little late!

Mine kicked ASS. I hung out with my best friend the whole day. (The only thing that could have made it better is if I had gotten to talk to , I swear.)

First we had foods and played Scrabble with her mommy and her mommy's friend, then her brother and the guy she's dating (Who I've actually grown rather fond of. He's sweet. I consider him more worthy of her than I consider most.) got there and we did stupid things. We went with them to a concert her daddy was conducting (He does stuff like that. It's really cool! She's gonna read this and be like "Wtf? You've never said stuff like that before." but I think her musical past with her family is the awesomest ever and that I feel important just knowing her because he and her mommy and all her family do so many cool things.) but we kinda got lost because her brother missed a left turn. She and I were writing random messages to her dating person. Not her boyfriend because it's not all specify, but I don't think I'd mind much. Which AMAZES me! D8

We played around at the concert and after went and got random foods (Candy.) and drink (Monster.). Then she and I went with her Mommy and Daddy and Mommy's friend to see fireworks at the fair. Tomorrow we're actually going to the fair and I'll get to meet my first boyfriend for the first time. 8D And smack him just like I promised a long time ago.

The fireworks were AMAZING! I've never really cared about holidays or anything like that until recently. Now I get excited about all sorts of things, so the fireworks just blew me away. 8DDDDDDD

I also took a shower for the first time in about a week this morning and smothered my face in honey to see if it actually is a good acne killer...and mostly because it sounded, and was, really, really fun.

It was a really, really good day.

I'm excited for the fair. I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to sleep well. XD

I should be quiet before I type your little eyes out.

Whoever you are, I love you! I in a GOOD mood!



]]> ~UncleGran-Gran http://UncleGran-Gran.deviantart.com/journal/19184005/ http://UncleGran-Gran.deviantart.com/journal/19184005/ Thu, 03 Jul 2008 12:40:36 PDT
The instructor was nice. When going over things on the car, they were labeled with names like "oil thingy" and that sort of stuff. It was nice. I felt like I probably wouldn't screw up so bad because my teacher uses about the same vocabulary I do.

No, I didn't hit anyone, or anything. It was amazing.

However, I step on the gas too much so the car goes "VWOO!" when I actually do hit the gas...which is rare. We were in a parking lot most of the time, and on a tiny stretch of road right next to the building the other part of the time, so it's not an issue. Much.

Uhhh...I brake too late because I'm not thinking about it. My turns are generally wide and kind of fast, if not fast they're perfect except REALLLY slow. I FORGET TO USE MY TURN SIGNALS. That's my major thing right now. O.o

I don't like it. I didn't want to drive, then I did, and I still don't want to. |: Way too many rules.

The teacher said that I was too cautious.

Little does she know that I wasn't pushing the gas because if I did I would PUSH THE GAS.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAY TOO SLOW. Needless to say, I don't trust myself at all when it comes to acceleration in either the positive or negative aspect of it.

So yeah, my stops and starts are very jolty (how stereotypical - that's always what first time drivers are seen doing...well, at least it's fairly accurate), my turns go into the next lane, snails pass me, I stop when I really don't need to, and in the middle of turning I zone out and don't finish it. Or before I'm stopping. Or any other time. I just kind of...go somewhere else. It's like A.D.D. but not. 8D

However, for someone who didn't even know which pedal was the brake and which was the gas as she was getting in the driver's seat, I did alright. My best friend who had the appointment before me pwned my ass (as usual), but I did alright.

I have class tonight with her! There are two good things about this:
1) Her.
2) Vending machines at break time.
Wait, three:
3) Elevators.

A few more, like the car ride there and stuff, but thinking and I are having a fight right now.

I am working (again) on the last little thing I need so I can send her package (which I was planning on sending this month of last year. Put it this way, I MET HER before I was ready to think of sending it.)

Yeah. Good thing. And I'm working on a painting. Whoo! O.o

Don't expect it until this month next year. Or so.

]]> ~UncleGran-Gran http://UncleGran-Gran.deviantart.com/journal/18882826/ http://UncleGran-Gran.deviantart.com/journal/18882826/ Wed, 18 Jun 2008 22:29:34 PDT
Yes. I do realize I've re-put this up here twice before this. I'm very excited about my dragons. :3

I love thems. 8)

If you click them (which without they DIE D8), I'll give you a cookie. An emote cookie. Like this one here. (*Elbow, elbow.*)

I'm horrible at bribing.

O.o

I love you!

---------

They died. 8B Well, two are left, but there out of time at about ten tonight. I think I'm going to abandon them - maybe then they have a chance! D8

I feel horrible for doing this. xD

]]> ~UncleGran-Gran http://UncleGran-Gran.deviantart.com/journal/18829145/ http://UncleGran-Gran.deviantart.com/journal/18829145/ Fri, 13 Jun 2008 21:54:37 PDT
WEIRD. And amazing!

My best friend graduated High school today. It's funny. When we became best friends in eighth grade...we were both eighth graders.

Then she went into independent study and graduated ahead of me. Now when we have an apartment together and go to college it will be weird. D8

Coolio. So I'm writing this because I didn't know it was Friday the 13th until about seven P.M. and felt bad, so I'm making this to ease its pain. I'm sorry! I love you!

So I suppose I'll make it all formal and crap of why I haven't uploaded any "traditional" arts recently.

We got windows Vista and it hates my scanner, so...no scanner!

I think. I have drawings waiting to be uploaded, I'm even (slowly but somewhat surely) working on a painting! Yeah, don't get your hopes about seeing it until sometime next year. Only a few have seen it in progress, because they're special.

And I know them more.

Uhhh...so...I'm out of school. I'll be a senior now. Fun times. I started driving class on Tuesday. Best friend and I have it on Tuesdays and Thursdays from 6:30-8:30 PM.

It already bothers me because it's common sense, but I wouldn't ever stop taking it because she's in it. 8D

Uhhh...well... (the fact that has been the first word in the last two paragraphs suggest I have nothing to say, which is true) I'm going shopping (and may hang myself in one of the aisles) for daddy present with (guess who?) tomorrow. Yup. No clue where.

My oldest leopard gecko eats from my hand now. It's fun. Even when she misses, because she doesn't usually bite TOO hard.

It scares me when people count down stuff. In this song (way after Voltaire. Now it's playing Creed. I think) it counts down from ten...really fast. I'm like "WHAT? D8 OH NOES."

"I can has cheeseburger?"

I know someone who will love that. I wrote it just for you. Tail!

I farted. I should probably stop writing now.

...that's a pretty weird smelling fart. I had one that smelled like coffee once! It was AMAZING!

EEEEEEEEEEE! Instrumental music from “The Lion King” is playing! I LOOOOVEEEEEEEEEEEE THIS SONGGGGGG like a child! It’s “Under the Stars,”

When Simba is being all angry at the world after Nala’s there like “I’m gonna tell them you’re alive! 8D” and he says “NO. D8<<<”

Then Rafiki’s all “No. You’re being funny. I’m going to smack you with my cool staff!” And he’s alright in the head again. I love that movie and everything about it.

I cn't change my mood!!! D8

Cool. I'm stuck having sex with air. 8D

]]> ~UncleGran-Gran http://UncleGran-Gran.deviantart.com/journal/18603035/ http://UncleGran-Gran.deviantart.com/journal/18603035/ Sun, 01 Jun 2008 01:54:58 PDT
Because I can't sleep. D8<

I got to sleep sometime I think, but in my state of near sleep or whatever I heard some guy say three of four words and I snapped up, wide awake. At 12:30. I had gotten to bed at 11:45 or something.

I was waiting for my parents to go to sleep so I could make sure the front door was unlocked so when my best friend showed up here to go walking about in the early morning, she'd have a way to get in if her call didn't wake me up.

I must've been really excited or something, because I just laid there, trying to sleep until she called at about 1:14 or so. She had just had her prom (And she went with a boy she likes! She's not going to appreciate me talking about her life here, I'll bet! 8D I love you, Dollface!) so we spoke of that momentarily. She is very tired, so we're not going anywhere tonight. I'm disappointed, I was really looking forward to it.

The good news is she won't read this until at the earliest after sunrise today so by then it will be too late to do anything. And she honestly wouldn't have enjoyed it, so it is better this way.

I'm almost out of school anyway. Last day's June fifth. It doesn't feel like it at all. This year went by, dare I say it, too fast.

I love that mood right there. Yuppers.

We're starting driver's ed. together on the tenth, night classes on Tuesday and Thursday. Yup. I'll have class with her for the first time in three years!

And I'm going to try and volunteer at the Wild Animal Park, too. And do random other brain stuff, too.

Busy.

But at least I have more flexibility in my schedule, crowded as it may be.

So, on Friday, the impossible happened.

My school was stupid in a beneficial way!

My first period teacher (We had senior finals that week, so schedule was weird. Long story short, first period was last period.) wasn't there. At first, four guys and I were waiting. They all kind of poofed, one upset because he had a final to take and she wasn't there. Well, I saw two more guys from the class and three girls from the class in total that whole day. Not very many. |:

So I was waiting outside the room even after they left. The teachers generally notice whole classes waiting outside and call in a sub, but since it was just me, I was ignored.

Well, she had told us she wouldn't be there next week on Tuesday, and to go next door for a movie that day...but not Friday, so everyone was like "Yeah, no." and left.

So the teacher next door comes over and asks how many people were there, if she told us what to do, if Jeremy (Final kid.) was there because he had his final...

If I saw him, I was supposed to tell him. I asked him what I should do.

He basically said I could either stay in his room with his class, or leave.

I got home an hour and a half early! 8D Not much, but it was still fun.

I desperately wish someone was on IM. I'm incredibly lonely.

I have no idea what to do. I can't fall asleep. I should be productive or something.

I would play some random game, but I don't want to.

Now I'm just rambling.

I think I may venture outside, in my yard though, I only go out with her, and listen to music or something. I dunno. |:

I want my friend in Germany to be on. It's 10:54 in the morning there.

]]> ~UncleGran-Gran http://UncleGran-Gran.deviantart.com/journal/18438135/ http://UncleGran-Gran.deviantart.com/journal/18438135/ Wed, 21 May 2008 20:21:30 PDT and I didn't think I'd do it, then I had one pop in my head so I opened a word document and wrote it down. Two weeks or so later I have slowly built up these somewhat thought out facts about me.

Enjoy?

1. Post these rules. (Damn, you got me.)
2. Each tagged person must post eight things about themselves on their journal. (..this doesn’t mean I’m having fun D8)
3. At the end, you have (Or what?) to choose and tag eight people and post their icons on their same journal. (No!)
4. Go to their pages and send a message saying you tagged them. (NO!)
5. No tagged backs! (Why not?)

1. My birthday is the day the nineteenth amendment (giving women the right to vote) was passed. On the fiftieth anniversary of this women marched in New York City demanding equal rights (such as equal pay as men in the workplace). Also, this day has been declared “Women’s Equality Day” in the U.S. Apparently I’m a feminist?

2. I almost always see the time 7:47 on the clock. By accident. I just look, and it’s 7:47, otherwise I don’t usually remember about its curse. A week I don’t see it is considered a bad omen, though. It’s like being attacked by a cat – it sucks, but if you aren’t attacked one day, something’s horribly wrong.

3. I’m really, really good at predicting exactly when the microwave will be done, but only when I’m not trying to. I often get there just in time to see “1.”

4. The number 23 was my least favorite number before the movie. I think they stole it. I actually don’t have much of a problem with it. I chose it to be my least favorite number (I didn’t have one – I wanted one, though) because that’s the chapter in a fanfiction I like that something bad happened to my favorite character, and 16 is my favorite number because that’s how old he was when the series of the show started.

5. Songs I related to past/present romantic relationships are “Can’t Take My Eyes Off Of You” by Frankie Valli, “Far Away” by Nickleback (I never liked it much D8), “Escape (The Piña Colada Song)” by Rupert Holmes, “Good Day Sunshine” by The Beatles, “Animals” by Nickleback, and probably a couple others I can’t remember.

6. I’m rather certain I am physically and mentally incapable of playing any sort of instrument well. I’m not putting myself down – I have honestly tried, and so far it hasn’t worked. I love instruments, music in general, really, and the idea of being able to play one sounds like an absolute dream, but it’d take a lot more than I’ve given so far O.o

7. This is pretty common knowledge among closer friends of mine – I miss where I was raised until the age of five. I lived near Vancouver, Washington and went camping pretty often in huge forests with lakes and rain and green, green, green plants everywhere where I slept in tents and cooked food on a campfire, and I thrive doing that. Nature and animals are my life and loves. o.o

8. The singer Jewel’s nephew had a crush on me in fourth grade, and I had one on him, too. We were mutually unaware of these facts (I think.) and he moved away in fifth, if I recall.

9(Fuck it.). The vestigial muscles in most human ears that cause them to move are functional in mine, so if something startles me with a loud noise my ears move to face it for a little while.

10. I have a strange fetish with spines/bones in general. Especially under skin. I don’t support anorexia in any way, don’t worry. Mainly with mythical creatures, things of macabre that are all cute and dead looking.

11. I’m afraid of the dark. Really bad. Especially if I’m alone. D8

]]> ~UncleGran-Gran http://UncleGran-Gran.deviantart.com/journal/18264398/ http://UncleGran-Gran.deviantart.com/journal/18264398/ Sat, 10 May 2008 21:42:13 PDT
If you haven't seen Iron Man yet, go dig in the couch for money and look up the next showing.

The guy in it? AWESOME. Role casters are doing well with their choices in comic based movies. Seriously. My best friend's going to read this and recognize it because she said it, but I couldn't agree with her more. The Joker, Iron Man, The Incredible Hulk, they all suit their roles well D8

Oh my gosh I want to rant off about how great it was (and see it again,) but I don't want to spoil it.

So so far I've seen at least three pure awesome movies this year. Sweeney Todd, Juno, and Iron Man.

I'm just ranting now.

So yeterday I went shopping for my mom and dad after school. I got my mom her Mother's Day presents, and my dad his birthday (Monday.) presents. 8D

Now I just need to make their cards. D8

My best friend spent the night (up until yesterday, I hadn't seen her for about a month o.o''''''' it was horrible) and today we went to the library to study, then Iron Man, then Pizza, then it was late and she had to go home. She has to clean her house for her mommy.

...I'm so, so sorry. That house can eat people, I swear.

Tomorrow I'll leave her presents by the coffee (she's bound to see them!) along with her card and I'll wake up several hours after her to...smother her with affection.

I'm going to go swing on a swing and engulf myself in music to get my muse to inspire my card making self. How I love my dear, dear muse and all his...museishness.

~o3o~

]]> ~UncleGran-Gran http://UncleGran-Gran.deviantart.com/journal/17949888/ http://UncleGran-Gran.deviantart.com/journal/17949888/ Sun, 20 Apr 2008 18:45:36 PDT
I think this is kind of a spoiler. As a warning.

I think I've fallen victim to love of this movie.

- My parents both lost their virginity around the age of 17.

- Having sex on a chair can actually work without too much incident.

- Embryos have fingernails by the age of two months. I think.

- People put ads up in newspapers saying they want babies right next to the exotic bird section.

- There is at least one more person in the world obsessed with orange tic tacs aside from me.

- "Juno" is a Greek name and has a backstory.

- There are phones in the shape of cheeseburgers.

- Flavored condoms are terrifying.

- Yellow is gender neutral. I really doubt this one.

- Another way to say penis is "pork rod." I like it.

- Newborns are even funnier looking than I thought.

I had more than this when I realized I learned a lot from this movie in the shower...

I just forgot the other ones.

This journal is really, really pointless. 8D

]]> ~UncleGran-Gran http://UncleGran-Gran.deviantart.com/journal/17433042/ http://UncleGran-Gran.deviantart.com/journal/17433042/ Thu, 20 Mar 2008 20:13:56 PDT [link]

So, I was asked a favor by my friend to help spread the word that she is doing line art commissions on WHATEVER PEOPLE WANT with an unlimited amount of characters and, if you wish, a background.

Why is this so important?

She has a snakie named Raiden ([link] The one on top!) who, as that deviation's summary said, is only alive because of her. Raiden was almost stabbed to Death with a fork because she's "ugly."

She's still not okay, though. After going to the vet found out that Raiden has some sort of respiratory disease. The treatment would cost about $510, though she only has $232.26, so now she's trying to raise money by any means she can.

She really specializes in (and I quote):
- Dark art (macabre)
- Dragons
- Logos
- Psychedelic/rainbow art
- Animal realism
- Metaphorical art

Some examples of her line art would be:

[link]
[link]
[link]
[link]
[link]
[link]

So please, at least go check her out. I like her snake. D8 If you can't afford to help, then it wouldn't hurt to pass something like this along to someone you think would be interested!

-

And...about my life? Nothing really new! Yay!

]]> ~UncleGran-Gran http://UncleGran-Gran.deviantart.com/journal/17095797/ http://UncleGran-Gran.deviantart.com/journal/17095797/ Wed, 27 Feb 2008 20:40:09 PST
Which means that the newer one I just got hopefully is female, otherwise they'll kill each other...

Unless they're just as gender confused about themselves as I am about them.

When we had checked her (I'm still caling her a her, male or not.) when she was younger, we knew it probably wasn't defined very much then.

My friend told me she was a girl (My friend has weird knowledge; she just knows stuff.) so I just took that as fact and left it.

Today I was checking lifespan out of curiosity (I had forgotten.) and saw what was male and what was female.

She looks to be more of the male side. O.o'

~

So I have homework. I'm really tired and should work on it now so I can sleep longer. I'll do that soon.

I have stupid projects, though making WWII baseball cards is fun. I'll trade you a Halografic Mussolini for a Hitler! 8D

Really, I think it's gonna catch on. Everyone will have them. They'll be the next Pokemon!

Azea's tangled up in my hair. I should probably help her out.

LATER.

]]> ~UncleGran-Gran http://UncleGran-Gran.deviantart.com/journal/16887808/ http://UncleGran-Gran.deviantart.com/journal/16887808/ Fri, 21 Nov 2008 14:50:51 PST
SOOOO. Today has gone pretty well so far. First period bored me, second, too. I saw my friend Sam that period and we walked to my locker, listening to my music. I'm rather fond of him, he's cute like a kitten. And smart. He's my "little freshman pet," and if any "superior" member of my school ever wanted to hurt him, I wouldn't be a happy girl 8D

Well, we had a "pep rally" today, and it was 40 something degrees and raining today (In southern California. O.o) so I went in my third period: physics!

And kinda fell asleep...you know, that half-sleep state that's very, very peaceful.

Then for fourth period, PE, we didn't dress out. The teacher took attendance in the gym and I went over to sit by Sam afterwards. He was hungry so he had some (most.) of my soybeans wile I had wasabi peas (Which I love.) and we listening to music and were called a couple twice (One of them has been doing it a while. He tried to push Sam into me while we were talking, so I walked toward him to push him [nicely, he's fun!] back, just for fairness. He ran to avoid me, though he was smiling so I wasn't worried about anything. I eventually got to him after he called Sam my boyfriend for the fiftieth time this week and said something like "My girlfriend wouldn't want you saying that..." he asked "What?" and I said it again, making sure he thought for a fact I was already taken and that Sam was just a friend.) (The other a girl who asked me which grade I was in, three minutes later asked if we were going out, replied to the "No." "You should!" I had another moment and said "I'm not like that. which I think she said something to, though I remember staring at her, saying "You're weird." in a polite-ish voice, and going back to talking to Sam. Just because I'm close to someone with a penis does not make him my lover!)

We walked to fifth period together (All that walking together and listening from the same earphones does make us look couple-y...oh well!) and I had a quiz thing...

THEN IT WAS LUNCH. I walked to my normal group which, on rainy days, stands under roofs nearish our area. I was freezing, it started hailing, I was happy.

My, I suppose ex-friend? He doesn't seem to like me or my two best friends anymore. Doesn't want to talk or anything...he was there, then greeted and glomped by his girlfriend, her lackey stood by her and both girls gave me a strange and somewhat hateful look. I left after they had.

NOW! I was walking back to my sixth period class. I saw that I was going to walk by the lackey-girl (Whom I've known most of this school year. We have PE at the same period and one day after running she came up to me and said "Your eyeliner's running a little right here *Gestures to a spot on her face.*" which was nice...though I don't really care what my eye makeup whatever it is looks like. My friend, Naomi, explained "It's supposed to look like that." which isn't true, because it's not supposed to look like anything, but I knew that the girl would then leave us alone. She gave me a weird look, I may have said something "rude," though I can't have meant anything by it, because then I would remember, and she walked off. I also remember she was waiting to get in the locker room and said something to a girl with strange pink checkered socks l I like your socks! If they weren't pink I would get some, but I hate pink!" It's funny, though, because to months or so later, she had a pink streak in her hair. Isn't that called "poser?") standing in my path.

She stopped me and said "I was hoping I could talk to you about some things. The shit you've been saying about (Nickname of my friend/ex-friend's girlfriend.)-"

"What?"

"That shit you've been saying about her-"

"I don't speak of her and I don't speak to her." I said as I walked away...

I got to my classroom. Now I was curious. What was I "saying about her?" Oh, these people and their rumors...I was curious. I thought it a bad idea to go over to her and say "What shit are you talking about?" so I stood in her line of view and waited. We made eye contact, though I was calm (I was listening to music. A song called "Cold" came up and I laughed but changed it, since it was indeed very chilly. The next song was "Headstrong," which I decided to keep because figured I needed to be especially so right now.) After a bit, the female I'm protecting the name of, for some reason, came out and said something to her. Her pet- er, friend, started walking toward me. Right then I thought "This is bad." and figured I'd walk away, maybe I could shake her. I turned a corner and thought of jogging to get behind a wall where she couldn't see me...though she wanted her confrontation, and this would only make her wait longer, possibly causing her anger to boil over. Bad for me. I figured I'd just live. I heard her cal... ]]> ~UncleGran-Gran http://UncleGran-Gran.deviantart.com/journal/16651367/ http://UncleGran-Gran.deviantart.com/journal/16651367/ Wed, 30 Jan 2008 21:42:06 PST
D8<

I was fangirling about Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert, too D8

Well, I'll summarize.

- I love them.

- I saw their shows today.

- On Colbert's show, Jon Stewart was a guest and they were together on the screen at once and it was AWESOME and ADORABLE because they're soo CUTE

- GOOGLE-EYED CLAMS!

- House is on.

- I've been Sims obsessed recently.

- It's my best friend's birthday today.

- That sentence about may be what kills me.

- This journal is mainly for her so she stops complaining about the old one.

- I got a C in precalculus. Holy shit.

- I got a B- in Spanish III WHILE having a C in precalculus. Holy shit.

- Boobs are stupid.

- The last three or four bullet things here weren't even in the orginal journal. I'm just saying whatever the hell comes to mind.

- I'm gonna be getting another leopard gecko (Half mine, half 's. He'll name it. I think it's gonna be a boy. My Azea is a girl. This is probably bad. ) because Azea is bored. "Rules" say leopard geckos like to be solitary, but she's bored and needs someone to bother when I'm not around. Solution -> friend.

- I put on perfume because of boredom. I'm starting to regret it because I think it's making my head hurt.

- I had WAAAAAAAY too many cookies. I'm regretting that, too. Not because "I'll get fat blahblahblahstupidrantsocietyinfluencedannoying..." Because my stummy hurts |:

- They were worth it.

]]> ~UncleGran-Gran http://UncleGran-Gran.deviantart.com/journal/16491361/ http://UncleGran-Gran.deviantart.com/journal/16491361/ Tue, 22 Jan 2008 22:38:28 PST
Bai 8D



8469763797 YEARS LATER~~~

AND NOW I'M DONE. 8D THANK all that LOVES ME BECAUSE funyons are spelled differently.

]]> ~UncleGran-Gran http://UncleGran-Gran.deviantart.com/journal/16403080/ http://UncleGran-Gran.deviantart.com/journal/16403080/ Mon, 14 Jan 2008 13:28:09 PST
...and I missed school. She was putted down...the fluid was pink o.o'

Yeah, so...uhhh, I feel...alright. I was crying a lot before we did it, while...right after, though, I was...alright. Smiling. She feels pain no more C3 And I love her and I shall see her again.

After I cried a bit, still do when I remember "Wait...she died "

Though I'm fine. Please, no one freak out and say "Oh I'm sorry! I know what that's like blahblahblah..."

She isn't in pain, and that's worth the sadness I'll go through for the next couple days.

Aside from that, I've got , , AND to be my therapists, if I need them to do so. I'll be fine and I'm okay. Not fabulous, but I'm okay 8D

]]> ~UncleGran-Gran http://UncleGran-Gran.deviantart.com/journal/16335537/ http://UncleGran-Gran.deviantart.com/journal/16335537/ Wed, 09 Jan 2008 19:40:03 PST
C3

I made up that face by complete accident. I love how demented it is. I'm using that.

So, I was tired of looking at my old journal...and...that's it. I'm on the phone with and the phone keeps going to really loud, painful white noise for a second or two every so often.

SWEENEY TODD KICKED ASS.

Not just kicked. It was some sort of full on ass rape with something large, sharp, and rusty before incineration. If you haven't seen that, then something is horribly wrong with your life and must be fixed immediately.

I really only have that mood because I love that face. I got...shit (For the record, I didn't get shit.), just got back and I forgot what...it was...I remember! Face now reminds me of 's Facebook comic.

Finally someone agrees with me |:

Now he had to get off the phone. I should get to precalculus homework...

WHICH I HAVE A 68.4% IN. OH YEAH, D. I'M PASSING.

MAKES NO SENSE, BUT I'M PASSING. With a D. First semester D in my life. O.o

This class is basically extra, though...so it doesn't matter that much x_x' I can always make it up for better GPA next year 8D since I otherwise wouldn't take a math class.

So, we got Vista instead of XD (It fails. [XD is not a laughing face. Only here XD is it a laughing face. ]) and we have to install stuff to get our scanner and things working, so don't expect any drawings soon. o.o' I have some, I just can't scan them.

When I can, I have one of Serenai...two of Serenai, one that was a 20 (Literally) second doodle and I like the style of, the other...some random thing. And a couple others I won't spoil (Mostly to torture those who haven't seen them. and :iconulquoirra01989: have. He's new here and he's a good friend. Really sweet. Go stalk him or something 8D)

I miss my German friend much, much...

I have to make a Rube Goldberg device! For my physics final this semester! If you don't know what one is and want to, go here: [link]

Yes. (I've mentioned her four times so far. O.o' ) said she would help with it because he thought it sounded like fun. HA. YOU KNOW NOT HIS GENDER.

And I have to do a 6-10 minute speech on my future career (My school just called about it! 8D Fuck my principal is loud. I have the phone set down and away from me and I hear her perfectly.) for Jr. Exhibition...and I have to dress nicely. I figure I won't wear my black smudgies, normal shoes...I'll wear a white or black blouse, black tie (I asked!), and hopefully black pants...otherwise, a skirt. I would prefer the pants. If anything, so as not to freeze. AND FANCY SHOES. I'll have to borrow some, I don't think any of my old ones fit anymore. I don't do the whole fancy shoe thing, really >.>

I'm over arachniphobia! I picked up a cute lil' spider a couple of days ago and let it crawl around on my hand. It was fun. I'm the only girl of that lunch group usually, and the others all (Or mostly.) stared at me like I was on crack, backed away, and called it something like disgusting. It was amusing, and I sound like

I WANT TO TALK TO :iconcihakyoko: BECAUSE SHE DOEN'T FIND ANYTHING WRONG WITH ANIMAL CRUELTY, BUT CUSSING BOTHERS HER. WHAT THE FUCK? (Haha.) I want her to explain her reasoning. This video, [link] made her LAUGH, so I'm told. This pesters me.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY. STUPID HOMEWORK. 8D

FINALLY! We got these really, really good dog biscuits. I hope that's spel... ]]> ~UncleGran-Gran http://UncleGran-Gran.deviantart.com/journal/15965766/ http://UncleGran-Gran.deviantart.com/journal/15965766/ Sun, 16 Dec 2007 21:08:44 PST
YES IT ISSS!!!!! *Squeezes cheeks.*

BUT WHICH ONES?

My parents made peanut butter bread. Appearantly, my Dad has a fetish for making bread. It's strange. I WANNA TALK TO SUKO. Bitch.

And I don't want school tomorrow. I want to stay here and work on my present for a friend of mine. I'm putting EFFORT into it! It's fun! I made the hat. It's...rather cool-looking. o.o

Yo.

MSI. That's what 'yo' reminds me of, "Cocaine and Toupees." Yuppers.

ignores me. I miss harassing him. ...lovingly. >.> <.< >.> <.<

DIEDIEDIE!

I had a flashback. will get it. He's...not in pain, despite her now lack of wisdom teeth. If he posted bulletins, I wouldn't be telling you about her. HE GOT HER DEVIANTART ON FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH! 8D

I'm hungry. I think. I SHOULD REPLY TO AN EMAIL! It's from my friend's grandma. She's Christian. I have fun with her beliefs. I really, really do. And she gets mad at me for my beliefs; I laugh.

DO I DARE? DARE I DO!

]]> ~UncleGran-Gran http://UncleGran-Gran.deviantart.com/journal/15726161/ http://UncleGran-Gran.deviantart.com/journal/15726161/ Thu, 29 Nov 2007 19:01:13 PST
gets their wish of a new journal.

BECAUSE I FOUND [link]

It's so sweet! It's in the instructions on the site, but, so you know now what it is:

This is to support our troops! You go to the site and select a nice, pretty card from all of them. Xerox is being kick ass and printing out the cards, after you've selected which to send and put a nice, loving message on it, and sending them! I figure it's nice. They probably miss all sorts of people, so love is good! 8D

NOW! I'm sure most have heard about [link] by now, but, I sponsor it, too! If you haven't:

This is to give hungwy people food! It's a spelling game - it gives you a word, you choose the definition that's correct from four multiple choice answers! Every one you get right donates 20 grains of rice to people who need it through United Nations! FOOOOOOOOOOD IS GOOOODDD! 8D And you learn! :333

-

In other news, my life is boring. We're doing our Junior Exhibition...paper and presentation on our future career...

ZOOKEEPER, BITCH >8DDD

I don't care if it doesn't pay well, it's so FUN! I want to work at many zoos or wildlife preserves all over the world (Egypt, India, Austrailia, the rest of Africa, Asia...I want to roam the planet! 8D)

And...hmmm, I'm trying to find people Christmas presents |:

I still need one for my parents, Best Friend, Her Friend, and His...whatever they would be called...stalkers? o.o'

And my friend in Germany. and I have plans for him >8D

WHEEE!

- Chanei-nei/Chinwhui?/Shunkuku/Shirley/Chanelle/Chanana/Deathwish/...

]]> ~UncleGran-Gran http://UncleGran-Gran.deviantart.com/journal/15319205/ http://UncleGran-Gran.deviantart.com/journal/15319205/ Thu, 01 Nov 2007 16:04:32 PDT
It's funny.

I thnk the only reason I look at pageviews...

...

Train of thought has left the station.

is orgasming with heris candycorn.

That I probably gave to himer.

YAY. IT'S THE UNSPECIFIED GENDER GAME.

WHEEEEEEEEEE.

I'm content because the meditating person is just so damned cool. :3

>.>

I WENT TRICK-OR-TREATING FOR THE FIRST TIME IN TWO YEARS.

IT WAS FUN.

I WAS A GIRL NAMED DAVINA FROM A BOOOOK.

FEAR MY SKITTLES.

...which I ate for lunch.

Oh yeah, bitch.

Oh yeah.


I want SIMS. ;-;

]]> ~UncleGran-Gran http://UncleGran-Gran.deviantart.com/journal/15191474/ http://UncleGran-Gran.deviantart.com/journal/15191474/ Tue, 23 Oct 2007 19:39:13 PDT
I shall never forget that book.

The title of it is a different story.

What does my dad do when facing an apoycalyptic event? Why, request a family dinner at a mexican food place, of course! So, apparently, I'll have to make this quick.

Because of the smoke in the air right now the sun is PINK.

NEON pink. It's a scary, scary thing.

hasn't called yet today. >.<

The sunlight is pretty. It would smell good if it wasn't intoxicating. Like those times when that woman walks by wearing that perfume that would have smelled good had she not bathed in it.

I haven't had to evacuate. For those of you yet to gather, I live by those fires in Southern California. don't know how good of an idea it is to say that but hell, why not?

So, at this point, there's no school until next Monday...and I'm sad.

What about Halloween? D8

If anything, and I will just stay inside in our costumes, watching movies and carving pumkins and...whatever you do. I've forgotten, and, all I really did was go trick-or-treating D8

I'm going to learn Halloween

Yaaaaay!

...limited water/power use (Haha, what am I doing right now? Pft.)

News station just said "heroism."

I thought they said something about heroin. I was confused.

Well, I'm going to go get dressed. I'm in jamies. And underwearless.

If that disturbs you, just pretend you didn't read it. If you can't then...I'm kidding. Haha.

just called.

Well, until later o.o'

FURTHERMORE! Since we can't really use...well, shouldn't use power, I won't really be on much anymore. Don't panic, I'm fine.

BYE. 8D

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

tagged me. Bitch. I thought you loved me! ;-;

Natural Hair Color:
[] Black - $100
[] Blonde - $50
[] Red - $75
[x Well, it has black strands...and near blonde strands. So?] Brown - $15
[] Bald - $5
[] Other - $2

Total: $15

Eye Color:
[x And getting lighter.] Brown - $150
[] Green - $75
[] Blue - $50
[] Hazel - $100
[] Other - $15

Total so far: $165

Height:
[] Over 7' - $200
[] 6'8" to 7' - $175
[] 6'0" to 6'7" - $150
[x I think I'm about done growing.] 5'5" to 5'11" - $75
[] 4'9" to 5'4" - $50
[] Under 4'9 - $45

Total so far: $240

Age:
[ ] 41 to 50 - $150
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[x ...a newborn with a dA account?] 0 to 18 - $100

Total so far: $340

Birth Order:
[] Twins or more than twins - $300
[] First Born - $300
[x] Only Child - $250
[x What does a half sister who never lived with you mean?] Second born - $150
[] Middle child - $100
[] Last Born - $200
[] Third born - $100
[] Fourth born - $100
[] Fifth born-$375

Total so far: $540

Drink?
[x Aside from the ocassional "What's this and what the hell does it taste like? *Sip.* Ew."] No - $400
[] Only Holidays - $250
[] Sometimes - $215
[] YES - $200
[] Only on weekends - $300
[] Every other day - $50
[] Once a day - $15
[] I live from the bottle - $1,000 because you're most likely drunk but can still operate the computer. It won't matter, though, since you most likely suck at math right now.

Total so far: $940

Vision?
[x I think? How do you know?] Perfect vision - $300
[] Need or have glasses/contacts but don't wear them - $200
[ ] No correction $100
[ ] Glasses $50
[ ] Contacts $25
[ ] Surgical correction -$135

Total so far: $1240

Car Co... ]]> ~UncleGran-Gran http://UncleGran-Gran.deviantart.com/journal/14806774/ http://UncleGran-Gran.deviantart.com/journal/14806774/ Wed, 26 Sep 2007 21:23:42 PDT
Or, in my case, it's boredom and remembering was tired of seeing me complain about my birthday and demanded a new journal...

So, well...

Uhhh...some guy hit on me yesterday? Yeah, let's go with that.

I was in fourth period P.E. yesterday, Tuesday blockday. Blockday is when we have 3 of our normal six classes for two hours each. It sucks. Well, we had done sprints. First we had done a 100 m sprint, which I did in...15 seconds? 15 or 14. 20 was the limit for girls, 15 for boys. Then the 200 m sprint...that one made me kinda tired O_o' 38 seconds, girls limit was 42, boys 35...

And then we had kind of a jog, not a sprint, for the 400 m; a.k.a., one lap. I finished that and my side hurt pretty bad and I was a bit sick feeling. People in classes previous had thrown up, but, I had "water" from a water-fountain and was basically fine.

Well, at the beginning of class, after I had dressed out, talked to friends for a wile, then gone to my P.E. classes' attendance spot, a kid walked up to me and asked "Is this M-Mi-Miller?" asking if this was, indeed, Mr. Miller's attendance spot. It is so I said yes politely; poor kid was stuttering. Then he asked "Are you a Junior?" I am, so, I answered yes. He said "Oh." and walked off.

Well, after then run, he was sitting against an otherwise unpopulated shaded wall where we were told to sit, so, I sat there, too, about 7 feet or so from him. That got boring so I layed down in the shade on the blacktop. He asked "Tired?" I wasn't really, anymore. My recovery time needed after running is going down; I don't get tired as easily. It's awesome O.o I said "No, not really." He then asked "Do you have a boyfriend?"

...well. That explains a lot. "No."

"...do you want one?"

"Nah, not really...I like someone." Well, I do like someone.

They're not male, so all of you know. I won't say who it is, that way she isn't bothered. Only a few people know who she is, really. Yes, I'm bi. Known it for a few months now.

A couple minutes after that, he got up and left.

...it was weird. I've never really been hit on O.o' Not in person, anyway. I've had three or four people call me pretty and two boyfriends...one I've never met, the other I've met a few times...but, I'm rather sure this is the first time any guy has ever approached me with something like that.

...I don't like it.

Hmmm...

Oh! I have the first F of my life. Pre Calculus.

Okay, think of this. I've done and passed all of my homework and all but one of my quizzes...but the test I got 7/21 on. Horrible, no? Well, that I...kind of get. Not really. A test shouldn't be, like, half of your damned grade...

Well, my friend hasn't done even half of his homework and got the same scores on quizzes as me, but...he got maybe six more right on the test than me.

He has a D+, I think.

Stupid grading scales gone awry...

We had another test today. I'm sure I at the very least passed. I got a B, I'm pretty sure. The lowest test will be dropped because both clases tanked it.

Hey, teacher, if both classes tank a test, what do you think THAT means?!

Well, wish me luck...

And in Spanish I should be studing for a make-up I'm going in for lunch tomorrow for...I got a C- on the quiz and UNLIKE stupid math, I can make this up, so, I'm going to.

It's preterite vs. imperfect, though. I have issues with it.

STUDY HARD D8

;-; I need a hug.

...and chocolate soy milk.

I have chocolate soy milk...

And I'll get a hug in a couple days when I see my crush, so, it's all good.

>.>

<3 ~ Chanana-face/Chinwhui?/Shunkuku/Danna/UncleGran-Gran/Chanei-nei/Death-wish/nee-san/Cha-chan/Chanelle.

...I swear I have more nicknames than that. What are they?

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These people are teh aweshomness

http://UncleGran-Gran.deviantart.com/journal/14248464/ Mon, 20 Aug 2007 00:02:41 PDT
I start 11th grade ...still tomorrow. In about 7 minutes, today.

Though, I'm still sneaking downstairs (This time it was due to HUNGER! I SWEAR!) and going on the computer for no reason at all.

There is no limit for how I love that mood...no limit.

So, I'm fairly sure for what I'm going to be for Halloween (Are you?)

Yes. I'm dressing up for Halloween. Something I haven't done or cared about doing for two years now.

I'm not actually a big fan of any holiday...I used to be, once. But, I used to be a lot of things. Though, this year, I'm kind of being guilted into it.

My best friend, , is a Halloween addict.

ADDICT.

And this year other friends...she's lost contact, kind of. Or it sounds like it.

...or something. She's damned confusing some...most times.

Well, I'm going.........trick or treating.....with her. (Can I die?)

Well, who knows, I'll probably have fun, actually.

It's a night out with her; damned hard not to.

I seem to like the word 'damned' a lot more when I'm tired.

I'm finishing food.

I had a strange craving for cheese and crackers (Which hasn't happened for a couple years. When I was little, I'd be laying in bed, I'd often either wait for her to pass or go ask my mom if I could have cheese and crackers because I was damned HUNGRY.) while I was trting to sleep...school tomorrow, wake up at 7, stay. Sleep.

Fuckit, gimme food.

NOW.

So, I went downstairs and made some.

So, I walk into the office (COMPUTER TIME! 8D) nine stacked little cracker dudes (And a banana. It sounded nice. I'm almost done with it now. The cheese and crackers are long gone.) and ALMOST make it to the desk.

Cheese and crackers are strewn across the floor. I pick them up and set them on the paper towel once more, then eat.

A while later, I'm left with two slices of cheese...and one cracker.

Weird. I had nine of each.

so, then I plop down on the floor looking for a small, circular, white-ish thing. It's rather dark, as I enjoy it.

I found it. It was good.

I laughed at it, though. I found it amusing.

So, yeah. I look like a freak (...so what's new?) and I hope to scare teachers/students.

Ooh, new kids...*evil grin*

...that mood dude (RHYME! ) hypnotized me for a bit O.o

I want a "Scrubs" DVD. I may get one for my birthday.

...which is soon.

I won't tell you when. I may get something if I tell you when.

I abhor getting things -.-'

Two minutes to tomorrow.

Oh, dear. I just remembered a task I have until Wensday night to complete...

If I die because I don't complete it, just know I love you D8

...I'm serious. I'm not sure what will happen.

...though, death seems too nice.

._.'''

~Chinwhui? (Okay. I know that's gonna get at least one weird stare. Well, I'm quite fond of that name! XP)

-EDITTTT- Oh, thank Agni.

I was really starting to wonder what the hell was wrong O.o

'cause I've always loved Halloween, and then I just...haven't cared for the past three or fours years.

But, now, I'm re-obsessing and giddy as a schoolgirl.

I never thought I'd use those words to describe me.

Ever.

*giggles happily* WHEEE!

I should sleep. It's 12:21 and I've gotta be up at 7.

you guys! :3

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Wow, this is old. I end school in two days. I figured it'd be kind of funny to have a journal detailing the beginning and end of the same year, each part written when they happened. This year went by fast, and I actually did have fun, even at school. I made a new good friend, ~UncleGran-Gran