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                <title>Baffling.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 06 Dec 2009 13:31:23 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm replaying a part in AC2 that, at 4 in the morning, I breezed through like it was nothing.<br /><br />I'm replaying it well-rested and alert, and I CAN'T BEAT IT. D| WTF?<br /><br />---<br /><br />TEN HOWS<br />How did you get one of your scars?<br />A friend snatched her notebook from me and scratched me with her nail. x:<br /><br />How did you celebrate your last birthday?<br />Lazed about and then played AC2 for 14 hours straight. |D<br /><br />How are you feeling at this moment?<br />Peaceful? Wow. That's rare.<br /><br />How did your night go last night?<br />I slept. :/ -shrug-<br /><br />How did you do in high school?<br />Hahahaha.<br /><br />How often do you see your best friend?<br />Not terribly often. :C<br /><br />How much money did you spend last month?<br />Far too much for my own good. D|<br /><br />How old do you want to be when you get married?<br />No marriage for me, thx.<br /><br />How old will you be at your next birthday?<br />22<br /><br />NINE WHATS<br />Your mother's name?<br />Mom<br /><br />What did you do last weekend?<br />. . . Went to a club?<br /><br />What is the most important part of your life?<br />... In what sense? Where all my priorities lie? dunno.<br /><br />What would you rather be doing?<br />Going somewhere interesting.<br /><br />What did you last cry over?<br />My dog poisoned herself on her pain medicine. |D I'm a blubbering ninny when it comes to my dog's well-being.<br /><br />What always makes you feel better when youÂre upset?<br />sleep, music, being alone.<br /><br />WhatÂs the most important thing you look for in a significant other?<br />I cheerfully don't bother with things like romance. Friendship, yes. Romance, no.<br /><br />What are you worried about?<br />Getting through school.<br /><br />What did you have for breakfast?<br />Two bowls of cereal.<br /><br /><br />EIGHT HAVE YOUS<br />Have you ever liked someone who had a girlfriend/boyfriend?<br />Physical attraction means nothing. -shrug-<br /><br />Have you ever had your heart broken?<br />Possibly not.<br /><br />Have you ever been out of the country?<br />Nope.<br /><br />Have you ever done something outrageously dumb?<br />Story of my life.<br /><br />Have you ever been back stabbed by a friend?<br />All the time back in the day. =_= I seem to attract abusive friends.<br /><br />Have you ever dated someone younger than you?<br />Nope.<br /><br />Have you ever read an entire book in one day?<br />Yep. I've read quite a few books in one day, really.<br /><br />SEVEN WHOS<br />Who was the last person you saw?<br />My brother?<br /><br />Who was the last person you texted?<br />good question.<br /><br />Who was the last person you hung out with?<br />My brother, his girlfriend and my sister. We played Life. It was awesome. |D<br /><br />Who was the last person to call you?<br />BFF #A.<br /><br />Who did you last hug?<br />Err... Mum?<br /><br />Who is the last person who texted you?<br />Hell if I know. |D<br /><br />Who was the last person you said "I love you" to?<br />I prefer to show my love, not say it.<br /><br />SIX WHERES<br />Where does your best friend live?<br />BFF #A lives too far away. So does BFF #J. :C<br /><br />Where did you last go?<br />Work.<br /><br />Where did you last hang out?<br />Table.<br /><br />Where do you go to school?<br />That one university. By that one place.<br /><br />Where is your favorite place to be?<br />Sleeping?<br /><br />Where did you sleep last night?<br />Bed.<br /><br />FIVE DO'S/DOES<br />Do you like someone right now?<br />Not romantically, no.<br /><br />Do you think anyone likes you?<br />Hopefully not.<br /><br />Do you ever wish you were someone else?<br />Nope. I'm the only person I know how to be, and I wouldn't have it any other way.<br /><br />Do you know the muffin man?<br />No.<br /><br />Does the future scare you?<br />Nah.<br /><br />FOUR WHYS<br />Why are you best friends with your best friend(s)?<br />Because. That's the only reason I need, really.<br /><br />Why did you get a myspace?<br />Idiot. I don't have a myspace.<br /><br />Why did your parents give you the name you have?<br />My mom was apparently struck with an epiphany when she was driving somewhere, and no other name fit.<br /><br />Why are you doing this survey?<br />Boredom.<br /><br />THREE IFS:<br />If you could have one super power what would it be?<br />Shapeshifting.<br /><br />If you could go back in time and change one thing, would you?<br />Things happen for a reason. To change it is to mess everything up.<br /><br />If you were stranded on a deserted island & could bring one thing what would you bring?<br />A boat big enough to take me home. ;D Or an airplane with enough fuel to make the trip.<br /><br />TWO WOULD-YOU-EVERS<br />Would you ever get back together with any of your exÂs if they asked you?<br />I have no ex's.<br /><br />Would you ever shave your head to save someone you love?<br />I practically shave my head now. o_O Moreover, why on e... ]]></description>
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                <title>FFFFFUUUU---</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 22:28:53 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Black. Friday.<br /><br />Why?<br /><br />---<br /><br />1. Who is your oldest surviving character, and what date were they created?<br />Shit, I dunno. I'm thinking Phluffy is my oldest character, created sometime in 2003-ish. Zanzibar and Thor would probably make a close second.<br /><br />2. Since you created them, how have they changed?<br />He's slightly less... I dunno, pretentious.<br />  In the universe he's in (now), Hell is a dimension that can overlap into the normal world. Those from Hell are physically insubstantial in our world, much like ghosts, but can possess humans and make them do stupid/evil things if they'd like. Phluffy is their natural predator who happened to slip into our world. Not a beast that can magically tell a good person from an evil one. <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/letters/=p.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":P" title=":P (Lick)" /><br /><br />3. Which of your characters has changed the most since you created them? Describe how they have changed.<br />I'm not sure. o_O<br />Thor has changed quite a bit, I guess. He's gone from a typical jackass to an army general to a part-dragon thing to a guilt-ridden old dragon who for some reason is going to take care of my gryphons. <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/b/bucktooth.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":B" title="Bucktooth" /> Maybe they're all tied to the same character, just with different appearances. I dunno.<br /><br />4. And which character has changed the least?<br />Probably Dyllen.<br /> For some reason I nailed his personality the first time, and I haven't felt much need to change it. |D<br /><br />5. Which of your characters (if any) have stories or relationships with somebody else's characters, and what kind of relationship is it?<br />I don't think any of my characters have relationships with outside characters. Not anymore.<br /><br />6. Finally, if you like, tag some friends to do this meme.<br />Mmmmmmno.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Unmentioned</author>
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                <title>Assassins Creed 2 - Thoughts (spoiler free)</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 14:09:15 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ OMG SO WORTH THE WAIT. <3<br /><br />I thoroughly enjoyed it, beginning to end. The story was great, gameplay I have no problems with, and the missions were challenging but doable. If you haven't gotten this game yet, GO GET IT. It's fifty-bajillion times better than the first one, with none of the repetitiveness and all of the parkour free-running.<br /><br /><3 My fantard obsessions this past six months were not in vain. Hurray!<br /><br /><br />---<br /><br />Critiques: (more like minor stuff that bugged me through the game.)<br /><br /> - Why do they randomly switch to Italian and back? D| Needing subtitles kind of detracts from the cutscenes, as you can't focus on the character's expressions as much as I'd have liked.  Also, not enough of them were interactive. That was a tool they could have utilized more than they did, and still had the game be great.<br /><br /> - Rosa. Just... Rosa. Why is she there? I thought she'd be an epic character, full of spunk and attitude and a lot more ballsy than she really is. Not some typical damsel-in-distress that's only ever shown flirting with Ezio. She's bound to be with the thieves for a reason, why can't we be shown why?<br /><br /> - Timed stuff. And escort missions. Suck. D| No bueno.<br /><br /><br />Overall, though, I really like this game. ^_^<br />((and maybe now I can become less of a hopeless fantard. Maybe.))<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Unmentioned</author>
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                <title>Lesson Learned:</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 16:05:16 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ NEVER go pants shopping with Mum. =_=;; I love her to death, I really do, but the woman does not accept my style whatsoever. "OMG ITZ MENZEZ SECKTSHUNZ ODEHNOEZ!!!1!!!1!1!"   So fucking what? They're more comfortable and I like them, who gives a shit where they're located? <br /><br />Gawd. =_= It pisses me off how she can be so hypocritical. "Oh yeah, I'm totally accepting! As long as people with vaginas act and dress exactly like the stereotypical woman, and people with penises behave exactly like 'real men'." Yeah. That's being accepting. e_e I have high hopes for a future of tolerance. Really.<br /><br />---<br /><br /><br />In other news, AC2 is released smack dab in the middle of the week where all my important assignments are due. |D Trying to concentrate will be interesting.<br />AND THEY'RE DOING A MIDNIGHT RELEASE OMG I CAN'T WAIT. <3 ONLY 8 MORE DAYS!!! 8 MORE DAYS!!<br /><br />/hopelessfantarding<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Unmentioned</author>
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                <title>Sims 2, Stuff</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2009 21:06:11 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I do not understand how micromanaging a virtual person's life could be so entertaining. And yet it is. |D Between waiting for more AC2 trailers/vids/info/etc. it provides a great distraction.<br /><br />---<br /><br /><br />Why did you join this site?<br />Because I needed a place to store my artwork. That and I'm a praise whore who loves to show off drawings I think are decent.<br /><br />What does your username have to do with you? Is it a combination of your favorite things, or a character of yours?<br />I chose Unmentioned because that's how I feel sometimes; unknown, unrecognized, unmentioned... I'd really like the irony if my stuff takes off and I become famous. |D -hahahaahright-<br /><br />What is your current icon of?<br />My icon/watermark thing.<br /><br />How many watchers do you have and how many people are you currently watching?<br />That's a very good question.<br /><br />Do you have more than one account?<br />Only this one is active, really. I do log onto my ~<a class="u" href="http://diabolicaldonkey.deviantart.com/">DiabolicalDonkey</a> account on occasion, to see if people have commented on anything.<br />((What's pathetic is people still do. |D I get more comments there than here.))<br /><br />Name 3 of your favorite artists on DA.<br /><a href="http://rynnay.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/r/y/rynnay.jpg?1" alt=":iconrynnay:" title="rynnay"/></a>, <a href="http://theminttu.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/t/h/theminttu.jpg" alt=":icontheminttu:" title="theminttu"/></a>, ..... And I don't know. D|<br /><br />How many people on here do you actually know in reality? Post their avatars.<br />One. She never goes on anymore. :C<br /><br />Do you comment, fave, or both?<br />I don't favorite unless I can comment. Really, it isn't that hard to think of a few heart-felt words. :/<br /><br />What do you typically post on deviantart?<br />Shit. |D<br /><br />Do you participate in clubs or contests here on DA?<br />Nope.<br /><br />What is your most popular deviation?<br />Good question.<br /><br />What's your favorite submission in your favorites gallery?<br />I like them all? D=<br /><br />What are the things you wish you could draw better?<br />People. Action poses. Backgrounds.<br /><br />Are you a subscriber?<br />No.<br /><br />How many hours a day do you spend on DA?<br />Not as many.<br /><br />Are you a fast, slow, or medium typer?<br />Fast.<br /><br />What is your favorite emoticon?<br />Dunno.<br /><br />What is the most annoying thing people ask you?<br />People don't generally ask me anything. <br /><br />What is the most annoying comment you get?<br />"good."<br /><br />What inspires you?<br />Better artists than I. BD<br /><br />Do you use any traditional media?<br />Not usually.<br /><br />Do you associate people online with their icons?<br />Nope.<br /><br />Have you ever suggested a Daily Deviation?<br />Nope.<br /><br />Everyone has considered leaving DA once or twice. Have you? Why?<br />Yes, mostly because I hear people serious about art hardly bother with it. I wouldn't leave it, though, not permanently.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>OCTOBER!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2009 12:38:11 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I do love October. <3 The end of summer, Halloween, an anime convention, cold, hoodies, a month away from AC2.... Good times. <3<br /><br />Also, drama tends to die down during the fall/winter months. o_o I don't know if the cold just makes people tolerate each other better, or if any drama is overshadowed with all the activity. Huh.<br /><br />--<br /><br />Who sleeps in bed next to you?<br />Next to? Nobody. My dog likes to sleep at my feet, though.<br /><br />What's one of the strangest things that has ever happened to you?<br />Good question.<br /><br />What kind of magazines do you read?<br />Game Informer. <br /><br />If you could see one band in concert right now, any band, dead or alive, which would it be?<br />Hmm... Good question. KoRn, back in the 90's?<br /><br />What's really creepy?<br />I had a dream that I had to put down my cat last night. :C<br /><br />Name one odd item within five feet of you.<br />A wind chime... thing. It hangs on my lamp. I need to get it outside somehow.<br /><br />What's your current fandom/obsession/addiction?<br />Assassins creed 2. BD -hopeless fantard-<br /><br />Where would you like to go right now if you had enough money?<br />Ireland?<br /><br />What are you most excited for?<br />AC2? BD<br /><br />What websites do you always visit when you go online?<br />DA, Subeta, Facebook.<br /><br />What was the last thing you bought?<br />Mountain Dew.<br /><br />What's your favorite season?<br />Winter. <3<br /><br />Does the weather affect your mood?<br />Hot and muggy = Foul mood.<br />Cold = Happy!<br /><br />What is your zodiac sign?<br />Scorpio<br /><br />Do you want to learn another language?<br />I'd like to know German.<br /><br />5 things (not people) you can't live without?<br />Internet. Food. Water. Indoor plumbing. Books.<br /><br />Do you have any siblings?<br />Yep.<br /><br />What's something you'd like to say to someone right now?<br />Happy Birthday?<br /><br />What's your earliest memory?<br />Getting lost. :C<br /><br />Say something to the person who tagged you?<br />That's not a question. And I wasn't tagged.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>No rest for the wicked</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 27 Sep 2009 15:05:53 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So yeah, my ideas of relaxing this weekend were shot to hell.<br /><br />I was at work from ten to almost 6 yesterday, thanks to my ride forgetting me. Granted I could have taken the bus, but at that point I was ready to explode on someone and REALLY didn't want to deal with strangers. =_=  There were more neglected, bastard children running around than I've EVER had to deal with in my working there. It felt like Bring-Your-Prostatots-To-Work-And-Abandon-Them Day, I swear. >____< <br />When I finally get picked up, I'm taken to my grandma's house (which isn't a bad thing) to watch a football game (which gets very noisy. Not cool when I'm stressed enough as it is.)  I try to connect to my grandma's internet, which erases the password to the internet at home. Now I can't connect to the internet on my laptop, because the damned password is so long and complicated we have to look it up every bloody time we need it, and dad can't figure out how to find the password on Window's Vista.<br /><br /><br />And that's only Saturday.<br /><br />Today I don't even have time to get out of my PJ's before my niece's mum shows up, looking for trouble. ((Yeah, this whole divorce thing again.))  There's all amounts of drama, and it generally just ends in a huge mess. Everyone's still stressing over it. =_=;;<br /><br />Bah. Just BAH. =_= Drama, GTFO on my days off. I don't need it on a good day, or on a day that's supposed to be a good day.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Unmentioned</author>
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                <title>AC2, Stuff</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 13:52:08 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ It's so horrible how preoccupied I am with Assassins Creed 2. |D I mean, really.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbOASaTnN-0&feature=channel_page">[link]</a><br /><br />^ Developer Diary #3.<br /><br />It kind of bugs me how his facial hair keeps changing, but nobody seems to notice. x: Will you be able to customize that along with your outfit? Is there an assassin barber who will give you a custom goatee if you pay him? I hope so, because I much prefer Ezio--and all guys, really--clean shaven.<br /><br />0:56 - Also, Ubisoft seems to think scars are genetic. Altaiir, Desmond, and now Ezio have the EXACT SAME SCAR on their lips. WTF? Is that some kind of assassin tradition? Were the modelers too lazy to change the texture? DOES Ubisoft really think you can pass down a scar through the generations? I find it highly unlikely that three different guys from three VERY different time periods would have the EXACT SAME scar in the EXACT SAME SPOT on their face. It even looks exactly the same. WTF?<br /><br />But, for all my complaining/nitpicking/questions I think I'm going to love this game. <3<br /><br />((I want to know who the chick is at 0:45. :C She looks badass. I want to cosplay her.))<br /><br />---<br /><br />1. What would you do if right now the love of your life walked in and asked you to marry him/her?<br />Nope.<br />No way in hell I'm ready for that kind of commitment; I hate kids, and I'm kind of self-absorbed. x: I'll admit it.<br /><br />2. Do you trust your friends?<br />For the most part.<br /><br />3. Would you move to another state or country to be with the one you love?<br />I'd move to another state or country because I want to. This place drives me nuts. |D<br /><br />4. Do you believe that everything happens for a reason?<br />Scientifically, perhaps.<br /><br />5. Name two things you would NOT tolerate in a relationship?<br />Abuse and Disrespect. Nuh uh, no way, no how.<br /><br />6. Which one of your friends do you think would make the best doctor?<br />My friend who's studying to be one?<br /><br />7. Are you afraid of falling in love?<br />Not so much. <br /><br />8. Is there someone who pops into your mind at random times?<br />Like... everyone, at one point or another. o_O Depends.<br /><br />10. Would you stop talking to your friends because you hooked up with a new person?<br />No. Why would I do that?<br /><br />11. When was the last time you flew in a plane?<br />Good question. I was probably going to California.<br /><br />12. What did the last text message you sent say?<br />I haven't had texting in over a year. :C<br /><br />13. What features do you find most attractive in your preferred sex?<br />I don't typically find physical features attractive. I get attracted by a compatible personality, not anything that you can see or touch.<br /><br />14. Fill in the blank. I like _______ .<br />CHOCOLATE MILK<br /><br />15. What is a goal you would like to accomplish in the near future?<br />Sleep the whole night without my stupid cat waking me up at 6:30? That would be nice.<br /><br />16. If you were to wake up from being in a coma for an extensive time who would you call?<br />My parents, I guess.<br /><br />17. How many kids do you want to have?<br />Zero. Less if it were possible.<br /><br />18. Would you make a good parent?<br />Hell no; I have a tough-love philosophy that reads more like a boot camp regime than anything.<br /><br />19. Where was/were your ID picture(s) taken?<br />I made it in flash.<br /><br />20. What is your middle name?<br />I guess my newest alias doesn't have one.<br /><br />21. Honestly, what's on your mind right now?<br />AC2, Work, My laptop is kinda warm...<br /><br />23. Shoe size?<br />Depends on the shoe.<br /><br />24. What are you wearing right now?<br />Clothes.<br /><br />25. Righty or Lefty?<br />Ambi.<br /><br />26. Can you make a dollar in change right now?<br />Probably not.<br /><br />26. Best place to eat?<br />Good question.<br /><br />27. Favorite pair of jeans you own?<br />They're too long and very ragged.<br /><br />28. Favorite animal?<br />Good question.<br /><br />29. Favorite juice?<br />Fruit Punch<br /><br />30. Have you had the chicken pox?<br />As a young kid, yes.<br /><br />31. Have you had a sore throat?<br />Several times in life, yes.<br /><br />33. Who knows you the best?<br />Me.<br /><br />34. Do you get along with your family?<br />Some members are tolerated, some I actually enjoy the company of. It depends.<br /><br />35. Do you wear contact lenses or glasses?<br />Neither.<br /><br />36. Ever been in a fight with your pet?<br />My cat, yes.<br />My dog is better trained. x:<br /><br />37. Been to Mexico?<br />No.<br /><br />38. Did you buy something today?<br />Nope.<br /><br />39. Did you get sick today?<br />Nah.<br /><br />40. Did you miss someone today?<br />Not particularly.<br /><br />41. Did you get in a fight with someone today?<br />Nope. Re... ]]></description>
                <author>~Unmentioned</author>
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                <title>Bloviating Bombastic Piffle</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 09 Sep 2009 21:02:17 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ a.k.a. a character meme. c:<br /><br />Write out the names of your characters and explain:<br />1) how you thought of their name<br />2) what made you create the character in the first place<br />3) how the character has changed over time (if they have changed)<br />4) any random fun fact about that character<br /><br /><b>Rosallian, a.k.a "Ross"</b><br /><br />  1. Actually, he dates back to my Neopets years; he was the first pet that I applied for and succeeded in getting, so his name isn't exactly of my creation. According to dictionary.com it could either mean "one who specializes or has an interest in cultivating roses" or "A form of melody in which a phrase or passage is successively repeated, each time a step or half step higher; a melodic sequence".<br />2. I was bored, 14, and wanted a jackass-like character. xP No other reason, really.<br />  3. He's gone from a jackass, to a more emotarded bastard, to a hopeless PTSD ex-concubine desperately trying to protect his sister. He's kind of been my scapegoat for all the shit that can happen in life. Poor guy.<br />4. He's secretly gay, something <i>very</i> taboo in his universe.<br /> I've always wanted to play with this idea, the Ultimate Forbidden Love Story to put all these pussy straight couples to shame. Think the universe is trying to tear YOU apart? You've never been shot in the street for acting too "friendly" toward your partner, have you? Didn't think so. Twats.<br /><br /><br /><b>Zanzibar Mortecollei</b><br /><br />1. Another Neopet relic, though I created him myself. The more time goes on the less sense his name makes; I'm thinking of changing it to something more... appropriate.<br />  2. Instead of cutting my teenage wangst away, I opted to just create a character I could relentlessly torture without feeling guilt. xD He's dead, what's another gash added to the list?<br />3. He started "life" as a pussy, submissive boyfriend-type. That was boring, so I killed him and brought him back as a minor death god, enslaved to another death goddess that he simply calls the Mistress.<br />  4. In the physical world he takes the shape of a wolf. In the spiritual world he's a man wearing a wolf mask. This is because his master loved Masquerades, and also thinks a dog herding souls to her realm of the afterlife is hilarious. Zanzi's lucky she didn't make him a sheepdog.<br /><br /><br /><b>Dyllen</b><br /><br />1. I simply asked myself: "What's the most ridiculous name for a demon I can think of?" And the result was Dyllen. XD He does have... several last names, but I don't want to list them.<br />  2. I wanted to make fun of men. That's it. o3o<br />3. Now-a-days he's not so much a mockery of masculinity, than just an obnoxious demon that couldn't do anything evil if he tried. Fortunately he's an arrogant bastard and is too full of himself to realize this.<br />  4. His wings are useless in the human world; technically they don't exist, and only young children and cats can see them. And Scheri, of course.<br /><br /><br /><b>Scheri Luxon</b><br /><br />  1. I liked the name Scheri for a vampire. o_o Luxon came from a character generator online, since her previous last name was "Le Frensche."<br />2. Dyllen needed a voice of reason to balance him out, I needed a feminine character to break up all this testosterone, and vampires are cool (if horribly cliche by now.)<br />  3. It's hard to tell how she's changed, because I have the hardest time connecting with her/developing her personality. >___< She has improved exponentially from the Mary-Sue she was when I first concocted her, but she's got work to do yet.<br />4. She refuses to wear pants. She's from a place and time where that was serious taboo, and the habit has persisted to this day.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Grumpy</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 05 Sep 2009 21:59:10 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm grumpy.<br />It's late.<br /><br /><br />Answer each question truthfully:<br /><br />From now on, you canÂt tell lies, are you ready?<br />I can't?<br /><br />Think back eight months ago, were you single?<br />I'm asexual; single is in the job description.<br /><br />What do you carry with you at all times?<br />Cell phone and wallet.<br /><br />Who was the last person of the opposite sex you text messaged?<br />Hells if I know. I don't have text messaging. =_=<br /><br />How are you feeling?<br />Irritated.<br /><br />Is something wrong right now?<br />Yes, but then, when is it not?<br /><br />Are you mad at someone?<br />Irritated with, not exactly mad, though.<br /><br />Do you plan on sleeping in tomorrow?<br />Hell yeah.<br /><br />Are you jealous of someone right now?<br />Nope.<br /><br />Do you have a piggy bank thatÂs actually shaped like a pig?<br />I did, once. I quickly discovered that it would be systematically emptied without my consent or knowledge, so I learned to keep it empty.<br /><br />WhatÂs the last thing you put in your mouth?<br />Pizza.<br /><br />What are you suppose to be doing right now?<br />Sleeping.<br /><br />Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?<br />Yep.<br /><br />Could you handle a long distance relationship?<br />Friendships, yes.<br /><br />Could you cry right now?<br />I suppose you could argue I could, but what would it accomplish?<br /><br />Do you ever think about stuff and start crying?<br />Misty-eyed, that's about it.<br /><br />Are you okay with the life you live?<br />Meh.<br /><br />Did you enjoy your day today?<br />Up until about 4, no. After that it was okay, though.<br /><br />Do you have a tattoo?<br />Nope.<br /><br />Would you ever get any piercings on your body, other than your ear?<br />Possibly. I've been wondering about getting an industrial bar for awhile, or an eyebrow piercing.<br /><br />What was the last thing you spent money for?<br />Kitty litter. :C<br /><br />Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?<br />Mum.<br /><br />Do you call it fall or autumn?<br />Fall.<br /><br />Make a wish?<br />Sleep?<br /><br />Honestly, who makes you happy most of the time?<br />Any of my friends, when they aren't talking about how much their lives suck. xD<br /><br />What were you up to at 9pm last night?<br />Working.<br /><br />Do you hold grudges?<br />That depends; if I can get to the offending person and let them know what they did to bother me, I can usually let it go. If I can't, I hang on to it for a little longer.<br /><br />Pick a word that starts with the first letter of your first name?<br />Marzipan<br /><br />In the past seventy-two hours, have you been under influence?<br />Nope.<br /><br />Who was your last text from?<br />Hells if I know.<br /><br />Who was your last phone call from?<br />My friend.<br /><br />One thing youÂre looking forward to?<br />Sleep?<br /><br />Are you shy at first when it comes to meeting people?<br />Incredibly. xD<br /><br />Has anyone ever called you sexy?<br />Only in jest.<br /><br />What color is your camera?<br />I don't have one.<br /><br />Have you ever overheard a conversation you werenÂt supposed to?<br />Lots of times.<br /><br />Have you ever lived in Pennsylvania, Arizona, or Hawaii?<br />Nope.<br /><br />Have you ever lived in Quebec, Dubai, or Chihuahua?<br />No.<br /><br />Did you even know Chihuahua was a place?<br />No.<br /><br />By the way, what is your name?<br />Mort<br /><br />What time zone do you live in?<br />This one.<br /><br />Are you currently in a relationship?<br />Asexual. Means relationships are pretty meaningless, unless--miracle of miracles--I can find another asexual who's interested in me like that.<br /><br />How many letters does your name have in it?<br />Four.<br /><br />Do you like being home alone or does it freak you out?<br />I love being alone.<br /><br />Have you ever had to stay overnight at a hospital?<br />Nope.<br /><br />How old is the youngest person in your household?<br /> That one.<br /><br />Do you have one of those friends that just have to constantly be in a relationship?<br />Yep.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>SONOFABITCH</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 00:18:47 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So I come home today from hanging out with my friend.<br />And I discover that my cat has decided to play "pull off the keyboard keys to see what's beneath! =.D" all over my laptop's keyboard. =_____=â¬â¬â¬ Now my F7, F8, and PG UP keys are skewed, thanks to my gawd-damned motherfucking cat not seeming to want to stay off my gawd-damned motherfucking keyboard. I'm ready to strangle the stupid thing. >__< GRRRR.<br /><br />---<br /><br />Anyway, saw Final Destination today. For free. 8D  It was a surprisingly good movie, if you're into the whole bloody-gorey-mess-then-everyone-dies horror flick... type stuff. <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/b/bucktooth.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":B" title="Bucktooth" /><br /><br /><br /> And I've discovered a pet peeve in movies, especially ones rated R: POINTLESS. SEX SCENES. =_=  If it isn't going to help the story along, DON'T WASTE MY TIME WITH IT! I'm not here to watch a stupid porno; I'm not going to enjoy wasting precious minutes of my time on something you probably threw in to make your ratings a little higher; and I'm CERTAINLY not going to think very highly if you think the only saving grace to your movie is exposed breasts. Protip: Some of us find watching sex about as appealing as watching someone take an uncomfortable dump in a porta-potty. We do not appreciate your lazy writing skills and even lazier attempt at masking it, so kindly keep the porn where it's supposed to be: OUT OF A PUBLIC THEATER.<br />/senselessrant<br /><br />â¬Â¬Â¬ Though I guess I should have seen it coming, since the whole movie was a bit cheesy. No, it was very cheesy. It was over-the-top gore that just ended up seeming hilarious after awhile.<br /><br /><br />((And yes, I'm well aware that I'm probably the only one to think like that.))<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Random Thoughts part 2</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2009 17:09:29 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ =_=;<br />I've felt lethargic and dizzy all day today.<br />One of my friends is staying over until she can move into her new apartment (Friday), and my cat seems to not like me on the floor. She woke me up just about every hour on the hour last night, and I'd be damned if I got more than four hours of sleep.<br />Stupid animal. >_> I'd simply put her in a kennel at night if I knew she'd keep quiet. Being a cat, she probably wouldn't like it, though.<br /><br />---<br /><br />I've decided to pre-order AC2 as a birthday/Christmas gift to me. ^_^<br />Unfortunately, the Black edition is UK only. :C I still get a figurine and the concept art book, though. C: And apparently the soundtrack is also a Making-Of DVD. I love watching those.<br /><br />---<br /><br />I think I've discovered why I don't much like religion (at least, none that are prevalent in my area.) They never have room for those outside of the gender binary; you are either MAN or WOMAN, no compromises, no exceptions, no questioning. If you have this certain body part you HAVE to act this way or that, period, or else you're shunned/damned/condemned for all eternity.<br /><br />I don't buy that. :/ Gender is a spectrum, not plain black and white, and is impossible to fit into just two categories. Physical sex is one thing, but to base your entire life, your mannerisms, your interests, etc. on one bit of anatomy seems ludicrous to me. <br /><br />---<br /><br />OBLIGATORY FIRST-DAY-OF-SCHOOL SPIEL:<br /><br />  My first class and second class are on opposite ends of the school. I have to trek the distance in fifteen minutes. Am I weird for liking the exercise? <br /><br />Aside from that, this semester isn't going to be as overwhelming as my other semester was. Thank whatever deities are out there. x_x<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Unmentioned</author>
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                <title>Random Thoughts</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 23 Aug 2009 14:11:16 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ School starts tomorrow. :/<br />I'm not looking forward to it.<br />Bah.<br /><br /><br />---<br /><br />-whines- I've been looking at the AC2 Black Edition preorder-whateveritis, and I want it. :C An Ezio figurine? A concept art book? Some new missions? -pine-<br /> It doesn't seem to be available in the US, though, and if it does it looks to be about $100.  I'm not sure it's worth it.<br />Damn economy and being broke! <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/shakefist.gif" width="24" height="18" alt=":shakefist:" title="CURSE YOU!" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Now I'm all depressed. =_=</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 14 Aug 2009 23:52:37 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Long story short, I was reading an abuse-warning website and realized that a few warning signs could apply to me. Most notably would be the "attempts to control you" and "'rages' when they feel hurt, shame, fear or loss of control."   ._. No wonder I'm vehemently--and happily--single.<br />I just worry if I'm mistreating family/friends somehow, now. Bah.<br /><br />Hell, if I'm going to be completely honest, the more I look into the site the more I realize what a fucked up life I've had until now. God damnit. That means I'm likely going to end up the abuser in some hypothetical future relationship. :/<br /><br /><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.recovery-man.com/abusive/abusive_signs.htm">[link]</a> <-- In case any of you are curious. 8D<br /><br /><br />---<br /><br />Also, I'd like to extend a big FUCK YOU to all those who think that just because something is between your legs, you HAVE to act EXACTLY like that stereotype or else you're "unnatural" or "sinning." FUCK. YOU. I am NOT going to let some bit of anatomy dictate what I should or should not do. Just because someone happens to be born in the wrong gender, or doesn't fit the stereotype of whatever physical sex was bestowed upon them at birth, it does NOT mean that they're sick or unnatural in any way. Get over yourselves and quit trying to rule anothers' life.<br /><br />Also, asexuality is a legitimate sexual orientation. <br /><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84Sf76VKxJY">[link]</a><br />^ Guy totally getting pwned by an asexual. I wish I had enough time tonight to go through them all. <br /><br />---<br /><br />I would put a distracting quiz here, but it's 12:30AM. I need sleep.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Does this ever happen to you?</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 04:42:58 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So here I am, 5 in the morning, and I haven't been able to sleep. At all. My mind has latched on to some stupid idea that I know is going to look absolutely retarded in the daylight, but right now my mind won't let it go.<br />This is the third time it's done this to me. =_= I get some silly idea in my head that's "OMGSOIMPORTUNT!!!!!!!", next thing I know I'm at the computer all night just waiting for... something. A reason to let my mind at ease? Punishment? Certainly not sleep. I get anxiety/anger/frustration just thinking about it. Why? I don't know.<br /><br />It couldn't be about anything worth losing sleep over, either. Oh no. It has to be some idiotic, rambling tangent that has no bearing on life in general, and could probably wait until morning anyway. =_=<br /><br />BAAWWW.<br /><br />I'm going to bed.<br /><br /><br />tl;dr: I get mad insomnia--meaning part of my mind gets really pissed off for no reason and doesn't let the rest of me sleep. D: Am I a freak or does this happen to other people as well?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>BAWWW</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 09 Aug 2009 19:57:13 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ - It hasn't even been a full year, and my cooling fan has bitten the dust. =_=; Damned retarded pile of crap.<br /><br />-  My dog went to her followup appointment and was given a clean bill of health. ^_^ The vet said she's healing perfectly, so she's graduated to being able to move around the house again.<br /><br /><br />---<br /><br />1. taken a picture naked?<br />Nope.<br /><br />2. painted your room? <br />Yep<br /><br />3. made out with a member of the same sex? <br />I'm asexual. Making out just isn't my thing.<br /><br />4. drove a car? <br />Yep<br /><br />5. danced in front of your mirror? <br />Not that I'm aware of.<br /><br />6. have a crush? <br />Not really.<br /><br />7. been dumped? <br />Nope.<br /><br />8. stole money from a friend?<br />Never.<br /><br />9. gotten in the car with people you didnt know? <br />Yes.<br /><br />10. been in a fist fight? <br />Dunno.<br /><br />11. had feelings for someone who didnÂt have them back?<br />Sure.<br /><br />12. had feelings for a friend? <br />If you mean crushing, then no.<br /><br />14. made out with a stranger? <br />I'm asexual. Making out just isn't my thing.<br /><br />15. met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere?<br />Nope.<br /><br />16. left your house with out telling your parents? <br />They need to be notified?<br /><br />17. had a crush on your neighbor? <br />Can't say I have.<br /><br />18. ditched school to do something more fun? <br />Yep.<br /><br />19. slept (not had sex) in a bed with a member of the same sex? <br />Of course; when I was little that was the only way to have a sleep-over.<br /><br />20. seen someone die? <br />Unfortunately.<br /><br />21. been on a plane?<br />Yes.<br /><br />22. kissed a picture? <br />Ech, no.<br /><br />23. slept in until 3? <br />My record is 1.<br /><br />24. miss someone right now? <br />Not particularly.<br /><br />25. laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by?<br />Of course.<br /><br />26. made a snow angel? <br />Yes.<br /><br />27. played dress up? <br />During Halloween?<br /><br />28. cheated while playing a game?<br />I'm a cheat-whore when it comes to Oblivion. |D<br /><br />29. been lonely? <br />Lonesome, perhaps.<br /><br />30. fallen asleep at work/school?<br />Yep.<br /><br />31. been to a bar? <br />Nope.<br /><br />32. felt an earthquake? <br />Yep.<br /><br />33. touched a snake? <br />Yep.<br /><br />34. ran a red light?<br />Nope.<br /><br />35. been suspended from school?<br />No.<br /><br />36. had detention? <br />Yes. |D<br /><br />37. been in a car accident that you didn't cause? <br />Never been in a car accident.<br /><br />38. hated the way you look? <br />Yes.<br /><br />39. witnessed a crime?<br />Several. =_=<br /><br />39. been the person doing the crime?<br />No.<br /><br />40. pole danced? <br />e_e Why degrade myself?<br /><br />41. been lost? <br />Of course.<br /><br />42. been to the opposite side of the country? <br />Sure have.<br /><br />43. felt so sick you thought you might die?<br />Every month for awhile there.<br /><br />44. cried yourself to sleep? <br />Several times.<br /><br />46. sang karaoke? <br />Nope.<br /><br />47. done something you told yourself you wouldnÂt?<br />Yep.<br /><br />48. laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose?<br />Probably.<br /><br />49. caught a snowflake on your tongue? <br />Yep.<br /><br />50. kissed in the rain? <br />-sighs- Must I repeat myself for a third time?<br /><br />51. sang in the shower? Nope.<br /><br />52. had sex in a park? <br />ASEXUAL. MEANS NOT WANTING SEX. THINK ABOUT IT, STUPID HORNDOGS. =_=<br /><br />53. had a dream where you were married? <br />Nope. I've had a number of dreams where I've magically become preggo for no reason, though.<br /><br />54. glued your hand to something?<br />Nope.<br /><br />55. got your tongue/ÂarmÂ stuck to a flag pole? <br />No.<br /><br />56. ever gone to school partially naked? <br />No.<br /><br />57. been a cheerleader?<br />No.<br /><br />58. sat on a roof top?<br />Yep.<br /><br />59. didnÂt take a shower for a week?<br />|D Would I lose any respect if I said yes?<br /><br />60. ever too scared to watch scary movies alone?<br />I'm a wuss when it comes to scary movies.<br /><br />61. played chicken?<br />No.<br /><br />62. been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?<br />I don't think so.<br /><br />64. broken a bone? <br />Only my god-damned toes. =_=<br /><br />65. been easily amused? <br />As only one with ADD can.<br /><br />66. laughed so hard you cried? <br />So many times..<br /><br />67. mooned/flashed someone? <br />No<br /><br />68. cheated on a test? <br />No.<br /><br />69: forgotten someones name? <br />|D I'm so horrible with names it's pathetic.<br /><br />70. slept naked? <br />ech. =_=<br /><br />71. gone skinny dipping?<br />No.<br /><br />73. blacked out from drinking? <br />I don't drink.<br /><br />74. played a prank on someone? <br />Yes.<br /><br />75. gone to a late night movi... ]]></description>
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                <title>Yoyo</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2009 13:00:10 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ These past few days have felt like an emotional yo-yo. x_x So much... stuff happening. Bah.<br /><br />My dog had her surgery yesterday, and now she's home. ^3^ I have to keep her confined to my room, which she does not seem to appreciate much, but I'm happy everything went okay and that she's home again. I just need to keep her still until that leg heals.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Bitching</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 14 Jul 2009 22:22:43 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ is hard to do when happy music is playing. |D<br />But, I'm still fucking pissed at my parents' stupidity. =_= And how they get oh-so-butthurt when I try to confront them about it.<br /><br />1. Do you like your name?<br />I guess. I prefer the shortened version.<br /><br />2. Have you ever wished to be your opposite sex?<br />I'm beginning to wonder if I'm a closet tranny. |D<br /><br />3. If you were to have children, what would you name them?<br />Aborted. ;D<br />JK.<br />Aaron and Francis. Boy or girl, doesn't matter. Aaron (spelled exactly as such) and Francis.<br /><br />4. Do you even like kids?<br />Hell no. =_=<br /><br />5. What time do you usually go to sleep on a weekday? On a weekend?<br />Midnight.<br /><br />6. What's your favorite word?<br />-shrug-<br /><br />7. Have you ever tYpED lYk dIs at some point in your life?<br />Yeah. |D<br /><br />8. What's your dream career?<br />Game Designer or Director.<br /><br />9. If you could be any other race, what would you be?<br />. . . Bosmer? XD<br /><br />10. What are you listening to right now?<br />Creepy Doll - Jonathan Coulton<br /><br />11. Grab any book by you, turn to page 69 and type out the last full sentence here:<br />For example, when performing the Estimating Costs process, you might find helpful to review the activity estimates and budgets on past projects of similar size and scope before estimating the costs for activities on the new project. <br /><br />12. Do you like country music? Rap?<br />Only the rare song in either genre.<br /><br />13. How would you like to die?<br />Good question.<br /><br />14. Do you like taking pictures (not necessarily of yourself)?<br />Eh.<br /><br />15. Do you use ":]" a lot?<br />Not really.<br /><br />16. Are your neighbors annoying?<br />Nope.<br /><br />17. Ice cream or popsicles?<br />Ice Cream!<br /><br />18. What was the last thing you drank?<br />Mountain Dew.<br /><br />19. The last time you left your house? Where did you go?<br />Work.<br /><br />20. Are you loving life?<br />No.<br /><br />21. Do you like the way you write?<br />Sometimes.<br /><br />22. What's your favorite animal?<br />Good question.<br /><br />23. How many times have you used the restroom today?<br />No idea<br /><br />24. Are you hungry right now?<br />Yeah. |D<br /><br />25. Turn on your TV (unless it's already on). What's playing?<br />I'm too far away from the TV.<br /><br />26. Do you like video games?<br />Fuck yes.<br /><br />27. What's your favorite Pokemon?<br />Houndoom, bitches.<br /><br />28. What was the last thing you watched on YouTube?<br />An Assassins Creed 2 thing. |D<br /><br />29. Are you cool with bugs?<br />No.<br /><br />30. Do you like Halloween?<br />FUck yeah!<br /><br />31. What do you want for your birthday/Christmas?<br />Assassins Creed 2. BD<br /><br />32. Have you ever fasted?<br />Yep.<br /><br />33. What's going on tomorrow?<br />Work.<br /><br />34. Are you doing well in school?<br />I'm not in school right now.<br /><br />35. Do you have online friends?<br />Yep.<br /><br />36. Do you think you're popular?<br />No.<br /><br />37. How much money's in your wallet?<br />Nothing.<br /><br />38. When was the last time you laughed really hard?<br />Not sure.<br /><br />39. What's on the cover of your science binder?<br />I don't have one. o_O<br /><br />40. Do you believe there's such thing as an non-racist person?<br />Everyone's a little bit racist<br />Sometimes.<br />Doesn't mean we go<br />Around committing hate crimes.<br />Look around and you will find<br />No one's really color blind.<br />Maybe it's a fact<br />We all should face<br />Everyone makes judgments<br />Based on race.<br /><br />41. Do you pass on chain letters?<br />No.<br /><br />42. What do you do for fun at home?<br />Draw, play Oblivion.<br /><br />43. Can you wiggle your ears?<br />Sort of.<br /><br />44. Why did the chicken cross the road?<br />I look forward to the day when a chicken can cross a road without anyone questioning her motivations.<br /><br />45. Do you like your voice?<br />No. ._.<br /><br />46. Are you good at receiving/giving compliments?<br />I... am not sure. o-o<br /><br />47. Have you ever won a contest?<br />Nope<br /><br />48. What are you using for your messenger avatar/icon?<br />I haven't used my IMs in so long. XD Nobody to talk to.<br /><br />49. Can you imitate something/someone well?<br />Not particularly.<br /><br />50. What's your favorite amusement park?<br />-shrug-<br /><br />51. Do you have any REAL autographs (not the cheap ones on posters!) of famous people?<br />I've never understood photographs, frankly.<br /><br />52. Do you cry easily?<br />NOt usually.<br /><br />53. What's something you do at home that you don't do in public?<br />Shower?<br /><br />54. What do you think about boyfriends/girlfriends?<br />All the hassle of a puppy and they will still hate you after two weeks.<br /><br />55. What's something you regret doing as a child?<br />I don't really regret any... ]]></description>
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                <title>Fuck you and your inability to listen.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 12 Jul 2009 16:16:14 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Tl;dr: I'm a bitch and my parents are fucking morons.<br /><br />--<br /><br />Do you miss anyone?<br />Nah.<br /><br />Do you think two people can last forever?<br />Not without effort, but yes.<br /><br />Is there one person you look at and automatically smile?<br />Uhm... I don't think so.<br /><br />Are you cheating on someone right now?<br />Nope.<br /><br />When is the last time you hugged someone?<br />I hugged my granny today. |D<br /><br />Are you nice to everyone?<br />Nope.<br /><br />Who is someone you wish you could fix things with?<br />Well... there was that one chick...<br /><br />What did your first text say today?<br />I haven't had texting in over a year. ._.<br /><br />Whose bed did you last sleep in other than your own?<br />-scratches head- I honestly don't remember. o_o Does sleeping on someone's couch count?<br /><br />How many hours of sleep did you get last night?<br />9 or so. |D It's my day off today.<br /><br />What are you listening to?<br />Nothing.<br /><br />Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?<br />My friend.<br /><br />Where's the last place you went besides your house?<br />Work<br /><br />Last time you cried?<br />Few days ago, when I woke from a pretty bad nightmare.<br /><br />If you were granted one wish, what would you wish for?<br />A way out.<br /><br />Whats your favorite color?<br />Cool colors. Blues, purples, etc.<br /><br />Who would you be shocked to see call you?<br />That's actually in my contact list? Probably that one dude who I talked to up in the Institute.<br /><br />When's the last time you had a bloody nose?<br />Good question.<br /><br />What do you want for your next birthday?<br />Assassins Creed 2. <3<br /><br />Last person to make you smile?<br />E.D. x:<br /><br />Expecting something to change in the next month?<br />Probably not. ~_~<br /><br />How is your hair?<br />Mohawk'd.<br /><br />What's the greatest thing that happened to you today?<br />-shrug-<br /><br />Who was the last person to shake your hand?<br />Dunno.<br /><br />Do you like your current cellphone, or do you want a new one?<br />I want a new one. ._.<br /><br />Would you rather have a really tiny dog or a really big dog?<br />Big Dog. Little ones are nasty.<br /><br />Would you ever get a tattoo?<br />Maybe someday, when I've given it sufficient thought.<br /><br />What was the first thing you did this morning?<br />Felt depressed. ._.<br /><br />Do you ever turn your cell phone off?<br />Nope.<br /><br />Do you crack your knuckles?<br />Not often.<br /><br />Who was the last person you slept in a bed with?<br />I sleep alone, unless one of my pets decides the floor isn't good enough for them.<br /><br />Do you have any plans for tomorrow?<br />Wasting time. |D<br /><br />Are you into the whole zebra striped phase?<br />Nope.<br /><br />What was the reason you last cried?<br />In my nightmare, everyone hated me and thought I was a monster. :C Another one of those "an hero" dreams I get sometimes.<br /><br />Anything you are looking forward to?<br />Not in the immediate future.<br /><br />Would you like to put last night on repeat, and live it forever?<br />Hell no. ~_~<br /><br />Do you own a pair of Converse?<br />Nope.<br /><br />What brand are your pants right now?<br />Hell if I know.<br /><br />Your brother tells you he's in jail, what do you say?<br />Depending on said brother:<br />"HAHAHAHAH ROT IN HELL FUCKER! BECOME A PRISON BITCH!"<br />"...What have you been doing this time? =_="<br />"WTF! Mom raised you better, foo! >C"<br /><br />If you had to work at a clothing store, which one would you choose?<br />Eww. D| Probably a men's formal clothing store? Less pretentious bitches to contend with.<br /><br />What was the last alcoholic beverage you had?<br />Not Applicable.<br /><br />Connection between you & the last person who text messaged you?<br />I don't even know who my last text message was from. =_=<br /><br />Where is your phone?<br />In my pocket.<br /><br />Spell your name without an E:<br />Mort. Burro. I don't have an "E" in my names. ;D<br /><br />What was the last thing you drank?<br />Milk.<br /><br />Do you like your music loud or at a reasonable level?<br />Depends entirely on the song, band, and my current mood.<br /><br />Have you lived in the same town your entire life?<br />Nope. My earliest year was spent on the other side of the country. xP<br /><br />At this very moment, what exactly are you doing?<br />Driving myself nuts with petty things.<br /><br />Who was the last person you took a picture with?<br />Good question.<br /><br />Last time you had a headache?<br />Recently?<br /><br />Have you ever changed someones diaper?<br />Yes. ~_~<br /><br />Do you know anyone named Betty?<br />Nope<br /><br />When is the last time you went to Taco Bell?<br />Last week<br /><br />Day been rough?<br />Yes. ~_~<br /><br />Has the last person you kissed met your parents?<br />I don't kiss. Sorry.<br /><br />Who is the first person you saw... ]]></description>
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                <title>Fcuk.</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2009 21:20:04 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ This is the last day of the "attack of the teenage boys."<br />My sister gets to sleep in my room.<br />I work tomorrow.<br /><br />And I have to make shakes. ~_~<br /><br />Have I ever mentioned how much I despise making shakes?<br /> They're messy.<br />Our blender sucks donkey balls, ALWAYS takes four or five times of me spamming the button, stopping it, then pushing the ice cream back down before it blends the stuff together, and only makes about two glass full's worth. On a good day.<br /> EVERY FUCKING PERSON IN THE HOUSE--AND THEIR FRIENDS--wants one, which always adds up to about 9 or more people.<br /> I'm a fucking wuss and getting the ice cream out of the container is a bitch. <br />Getting the right combo of chocolate + Ice cream + milk + peanut butter + bananas is a bitch-and-a-half.<br />Our kitchen is always dirty, so there isn't much room to work.<br />And at the end of it all, people only ever want more. >_<;;<br /><br />I would sabotage the shakes so they'd taste bad, but some bastard part of me is proud that I can make a good shake. =_= Some quiet side of me that won't let my loud, bitchy side win. <br />Fucking ass.<br /><br />I'll stop being a wuss now. :C<br /><br />--<br /><br />Hehe, I jacked this off an old journal entry on my last account. |D<br />Speaking of, I also saw that one journal entry where I was bitching about "sexual sin". o-O Holy hell did I sound like a pretentious ass. I'd like to apologize to anyone unfortunate enough to read it.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>YAY. ^3^</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2009 11:04:12 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I fixed it. c: Sheeps work again.<br />This journal has no point to it.<br /><br />Lets fix that with a meme!<br /><br />LAST NAME GAME:<br /><br />Rules: It's harder than it looks!<br />Use the 1st letter of your last name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real places, names, things. nothing made up! Try to use different answers if the person in front of you had the same first initial. You can't use your name for the boy/girl name question. Have Fun!<br /><br />1. What is your last name: Frankawitz. Or von Burro. I'm still deciding.<br />2. What is a word that describes you: Failtacular. A fail so epic, it's almost a win.<br />3 A Boys name: Fred<br />4. A Girls name: Felisha (oh gawd. =_= What sick parents would actually call a kid that?)<br />5. An Occupation: Freight Train Operator<br />6. A Color: Fuschia<br />7. Something you wear: Flannel Shirts<br />8. A Beverage: Fruit Smoothie<br />9. A Food: Fries<br />10. Something found in the bathroom: Flammable Substances? o3o<br />11. A place: Finland<br />12. Reason for being late: Flat Tire<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>BAAAWWW. D|</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2009 01:05:15 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ This is what I get for trying to mod my Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion game at 2 in the morning. =_=<br />Long story short, in the midst of trying to tweak a particular mod to suite what I wanted, I ended up deleting a rather important mesh file. Now every time a sheep is near me in the game, it blanks out my screen. =_=<br /><br />The only remedy I can think of for this is to re-install Oblivion, unless I can get a hold of that particular mesh again.<br /><br />The problems with THOSE theories are as follows:<br /><br />1. I can't find my USB port anywhere, so I can just jack that file from the main computer. D| Granted it's 2 AM and I'm kind of dead tired, but STILL.<br /><br />2. I can't find the Oblivion case anywhere. If I don't have that, I don't have the install key. If I don't have the install key, I can't re-install Oblivion.<br /><br /><br />This is fucking ridiculous. |C It's too early to have to worry about stuff like this!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Senseless whining. Don't bother reading. c:</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2009 21:51:56 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I have my laptop back. c: Yay.<br /><br />Unfortunately I woke up in a foul mood, and it's not improved one bit up to now. =_= My retarded cat does NOT seem to know how to cover up her shit, so every time she uses the litter box it stinks to high heaven because she's too fucking stupid to scratch at the LITTER. She claws up the SIDES of the litter box, even the fucking OPEN AIR. NOT the one substance anywhere around that would actually bury her smelly fecal matter.  I'm woken up at 4 in the morning due to the stench, and of COURSE the smell doesn't go away even if I cover the shit for her, so I'm stuck having to not-breathe until sunrise. <br />THEN my sister and her little troupe decides it would be a good idea to squeal around the computer at 8 in the fucking morning. In the room RIGHT ACROSS THE HALL from my room. With BOTH doors open. I do try to be nice, but GOD DAMNIT ON MY ONE FUCKING DAY TO SLEEP IN I'D LIKE TO FUCKING BE ABLE TO SLEEP IN!! >____<<br /><br />Then I'm bitched at for not being the perfect little maid my mom wants me to be, and only cleaning up after myself rather than everyone else.<br />THEN after that spat I feel bad, because not only does mum cry but it all reminds me of the monster I was trying to avoid. Which triggers a lovely bout of self-loathing and depression, resulting in an even worse mood than before.<br />We keep trying to get to the library, but the fucking world conspires against us and we can't go until who-knows-when. There's a book both my mom and I want to read, the second in a series by Patricia Briggs (best author I've read in a long time. You should check out her stuff,) and between trying to get to the library we argue over who gets to read it first. <br /><br />GAAAHH. =_= Why must summer suck so hard?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Ugh. =_=</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 05 Jul 2009 15:20:11 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ This is my last day of peace before our house is assaulted by a bunch of teenage boys.<br />I left my laptop at my cousin's house.<br />It had both my Oblivion and Morrowind disks in it. :'C Now I can't play either of them, AND can't finish the drawing I was working on, AND have to use the other computer for internet.<br />((WHich isn't a bad thing; I just miss my music, and tablet, and photoshop, and games.... XD))<br /><br />Who knew being without something as simple as a laptop could be so irritating? xD<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Unmentioned</author>
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                <title>Stuff.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 27 Jun 2009 23:37:27 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ i.<br />   So I went to an LDS Temple walkthrough thing the other day. It was pretty cool to see all the different rooms and stuff, and learn what they all did.<br />About 75% of the women were preggo. x_x They were all about my age or a little older, too. I couldn't tell if I was face-palming at them or myself, internally. Me for not following the crowd, them for shoving their life on the back-burner so early on. I mean, I'm barely in my tenties; I haven't had nearly the experience I need to take care of a kid. What makes all of them so special, that they think they can pull it off? x_x<br /><br />Oh yeah, and everyone kept giving me weird looks. xP It was required "Sunday dress" and the closest I have to that is a fancy pant suit, so I wore that and my mohawk combed to the side so it's less intrusive. People still looked at me like I was the Devil's Child, even though the alternative to the pants was a kilt I got at Hot Topic. x3x Somehow, I think that would have been worse.<br />And I was in a pink shirt, come on. e_e It was even girly! What more do they want?<br /><br />ii.<br />   Holy sheep; I found a few pictures of myself back in like... 2005. It amazed me just how much I changed from then to now, not only in physical appearance but what I drew, how I acted, what I thought... almost everything. o_o My hair was down to my waist, I never smiled, I dressed so plainly it was a bore to even think about, and I drew myself in a strait jacket and called myself "insane." I remember one of my karate classmate's noted that he thought it was because I was repressed.<br /><br />Almost five years later, I'd have to agree with him. xD Today one wouldn't even recognize me as the same person. Mohawk, goth/punk style, bad attitude, hard time keeping things in... internal dialogue often having to stop and think of which gender I am. 180 degree turn-around from almost five years ago.<br />I suddenly want to draw it. o_o But it's 12:30 and I'm going to bed.<br /><br />iii.<br />   But before I do, the whole point of this journal: Fill this out via comment, plz, as I would like to know more about you. ^_^<br /><br />1. Your Name:<br />2. Age:<br />3. Single or Taken:<br />4. Favourite Film:<br />5. Favourite Song or Album:<br />6. Favourite Band/Artist:<br />7. Dirty or Clean:<br />8. Tattoos and/or Piercings:<br />9. Do we know each other outside of dA?<br />10. What's your philosophy on life?<br />11. Is the bottle half-full or half-empty?<br />12. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest?<br />13. What is your favourite memory of us?<br />14. What is your favourite guilty pleasure?<br />15. What is an odd/interesting fact about you?<br />16. You can have three wishes (for yourself, so forget all the 'world peace etc' malarkey) - what are they?<br />17. Can we get together and make a cake?<br />18. Which country is your spiritual home?<br />19. What is your biggest weakness?<br />20. Do you honestly think I'm a good person?<br />21. What was your best/favourite subject at school?<br />22. What is your accent like?<br />23. If you could change anything about me, would you?<br />24. What do you wear to sleep?<br />25. Trousers or skirts?<br />26. Cigarettes or alcohol?<br />27. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?<br />28. Will you repost this so I can fill it out for you?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Your argument is invalid.</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 18:46:15 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ People say that women are the root of all evil, and they can mathematically prove it.<br /><br />Women, they say, are time and money. They write it as Time x Money.<br />Time is money. Time = Money<br />So, women must be Money squared. Money<sup>2</sup><br />Money is the root of all evil. Money<sup>2</sup> = (square root sign)Evil<br />Therefore, Women = Evil.<br /><br />But wait!<br /><br />"Time and money" would mathematically look like this: Time + Money.<br />"And." In the math world that means add. Not multiply.<br /><br />Therefore Women = Time + Money, not Time x Money.<br /><br />Your argument is invalid. ;D<br /><br />--<br /><br />Also, I took my dog to another vet today. They can fix my dog's leg for $300, not the $1300 that the other place would have. I feel gypped, and more than annoyed that places would have the balls to charge $1000 more for the same procedure. >C<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Dare I hope?</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2009 15:43:33 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So I finally managed to get some pain meds for my dog; she's obviously a lot more comfortable, which is putting my mind at ease. I also had a chance to speak to the vet, and answer a lot of questions about the surgery and possible alternatives.<br /><br />First optimistic thing is that the surgery would both stop the pain and give her a more functional leg. She'll always walk with a slight limp, but overall it will stop the pain and give her a mostly functional leg to stand on.<br /><br />The next thing is the $1300 includes all pain meds and stuff she'll need after the surgery, not just the operation itself. Amputating the leg would cost slightly less, but overall the vet recommended against it since the leg isn't completely unsavable in the first place, and she said a mild limp would be better than nothing at all.<br /><br />Chelsey still has a few good years left; both the vet and I agreed on that. I don't want to put an otherwise perfectly healthy dog down just because the surgery to fix her leg is a bit expensive.<br />It would mean not being able to move out right at this moment, and I'd be very much broke for awhile. But considering, I'm almost thinking it might be worth it.<br /><br />I dunno. |C My brother is all gung-ho about me paying for surgery, but my dad is equally adamant about putting her down. Since they're the only sources of advice I have until Friday or Saturday, I'm still torn. <br />Bah.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Icing on the shitcake of life.</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2009 16:57:34 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm probably going to have to put my dog down.<br />She apparently tore a ligament in her leg, and the surgery to fix it is $1300. It doesn't seem to be a pure fix either, just something that will alleviate the pain for awhile.<br /><br />God damnit. I didn't want to have to deal with this for a few years yet, let alone right now.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>GOD. MOTHERFUCKING. DAMN IT!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2009 19:29:32 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I think I just broke my OTHER pinky toe. >____< ON THE FUCKING DOG! I'm about to just cut off all my fucking toes and be done with it. This is ridiculous. I was on my way to take a SHIT, AND THE FUCKING DOG TRIPPED ME UP AND I SMACKED MY FOOT AGAINST A FILING CABINET AND MY DAMN TOE BROKE. GODLDSKFJH;AKJESHLF BFSJL VIUO JGRKN;DSIARI0AEKJ<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/w/winkrazz.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=";P" title="Wink/Razz" />OEKJ; ST'RABGJ;dfibwhiy afdshLU;JN<br /><br /> FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Art Block</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2009 11:37:38 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I don't think any of you are surprised, considering I haven't submitted anything since April. <br />But yeah, I'm having a REALLY hard time drawing lately. >_< Is there any cure?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Emotarding FAIL</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2009 22:20:18 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I look back at my old DA accounts.... and wonder where all my friends went. :C<br />  What happened?<br />I had so many online friends that were epicsauce. Now it feels like they're all gone. Vanished. Moved on.<br /><br />Of course, I've moved on from a lot of things. <br /><br />....<br />.......And then someone has to come in and completely ruin my morose/contemplative mood. >_< FUCK YOU, I ALREADY KNOW I NEED TO PULL MY FUCKING WEIGHT. WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M DOING WHILE YOU'RE GALLIVANTING ELSEWHERE!?<br />Yeah, way to kill my "omgimisseveryone" mood. =_+ Now I'm happy to be alone.<br /><br />Oh yeah, and I broke my toe last week. >___< For some reason my toes are like fucking GLASS. I barely poke the side of a desk and they SHATTER. And HURT. And this is the WRONG fucking week to have a broken toe, since I"m going to have to walk everywhere until Friday. God. Fucking. Damnit.<br /><br />I hate the world. :<<br /><br />--<br /><br />Who is in the room with you?<br />-No one, thank God.<br /><br />Who was the last person to text you?<br />- Shit, I dunno; haven't had texting for years.<br /><br />Who are you thinking about now?<br />- Ezio. |D I think I might have a "crush," as far as an asexual can have such things.<br /><br />Who did you last talk to on the phone?<br />- My manager/friend. |D<br /><br />Who's house did you last go to?<br />- My friend/manager. o_o She was having trouble with Fallout 3.<br /><br />Who was the last person you told you love them?<br />- Uhm.... my sister? I think?<br /><br />Who do you wish you were with right now?<br />- Anywhere but here sounds nice.<br /><br />Who's your favorite relative?<br />- They know who they are. ;D<br /><br />Who gets on your nerves the most from your school?<br />- Uhm.... College has the benefit of not having many irritating people around. |D<br /><br />THE WHERE'S<br /><br />Where do you go to school?<br />- College.<br /><br />Where is your cell phone?<br />-On me.<br /><br />Where is your mom?<br />- Away from me.<br /><br />Where do you sleep?<br />-Hell.<br /><br />Where do you shop the most?<br />- Food places. I need to eat, damnit. |C<br /><br />Where did you get the shirt you're wearing?<br />- I bought it...? I think?<br /><br />Where did you last take a car ride to?<br />- Home, much as it is.<br /><br />Where in your room are you?<br />-Outside of it.<br /><br />THE WHAT'S<br /><br />What was the last thing you ate?<br />- Cheetos. And Mountain Dew.<br /><br />What was the last thing you drank?<br />-Mountain Dew<br /><br />What color pants are you wearing?<br />-Blue jeans.<br /><br />What is the closest item near you that is blue?<br />-A cup. Or my pants.<br /><br />What do you like about school?<br />- It's fucking rad.<br /><br />What are you wearing on your feet?<br />-Tape. |C Fucking toe.<br /><br />What instant messaging service do you use?<br />-None.<br /><br />What is your favorite color?<br />-Dunno.<br /><br />What is your screen name?<br />-Burro/Mort.<br /><br />What is your most used away message?<br />-No IM's.<br /><br />What is your favorite website?<br />-Good question.<br /><br />What is your favorite shoe brand?<br />-Good question.<br /><br />What do you wear more; jeans or skirts?<br />-Skirts are the bane of my existence. ~_~<br />((Now a kilt; that's different. XD I'm technically cross-dressing, which is A-Okay with me.))<br /><br />What is the last movie watched?<br />-Shit, I dunno. |C<br /><br />What do you currently hear?<br />-Nothing much.<br /><br />THE WHY'S<br /><br />Why do we have to go to school?<br />-To ensure the corporate ways of centuries past remain unchanged.<br /><br />Why are your best friends your best friends?<br />- I don't have any, because the term "best friends" brings to my mind an abusive fucktard who only exists to screw you over.<br /><br />Why are people labeled (like emo, goth, prep etc.)?<br />- Because the human mind wants to understand and neatly categorize the world, for good or ill.<br /><br />Why do the people on the news repeat the same stuff over and over?<br />- Because drama sells.<br /><br />Why is everyone obsessed over the Olympics?<br />-Because it kills time.<br /><br />THE WHEN'S<br /><br />When did you start school?<br />- Dunno.<br /><br />When did you meet your best friend?<br />- "Best Friend" = Abusive dickwad. We met when I was two. She hit me.<br /><br />When is your birthday?<br />- 16.11<br /><br />When did you last buy a new pair of pants?<br />-Do kilts count? XD<br /><br />When did you last burn a candle?<br />-I can't burn a candle without my dad throwing a shit-fit over it. "OMG I SMELL FIAR Y IZ DER FIAR OMGOMGOMG!111!!!!11!"<br /><br />When were you last at school?<br />-Last few days?<br /><br />When did you last see your dad?<br />- Tonight. Briefly.<br /><br />When did you last take a shower?<br />-Yesterday.<br /><br />HAVE YOU EVER?<br /><br />Slept in a different bed?<br />-Uhm... yeah. It's kind of inevitable in life, isn't it? You... ]]></description>
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                <title>OMG.</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 03 Jun 2009 23:03:04 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xkCPNECud8">[link]</a><br /><br />^ OMG. O3O OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG-- -spasm-<br /><br />This game is going to WIN!! <3<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Unmentioned</author>
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                <title>Fail thief is Fail</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 31 May 2009 14:51:26 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://ciaran-chayne.livejournal.com/84246.html">[link]</a><br /><br />^ I'm not a very "craftsy" person, or a very "vector...sy" person, but this just fails. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/blankstare.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":|" title=":| (Blank Stare)" /> She's even making money on that shit? Dude.<br /><br />Anyway. WTF are those dolls and how do I get them? o_o As much as I hate dolls, they intrigue me.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Unmentioned</author>
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                <title>Kilt. &lt;3</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2009 18:41:50 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Soyeah, today was surprisingly upbeat for me. <3<br /><br />It started like any other; I wake up in a bad mood, play videogames until it either goes away or someone kicks me off.<br /><br />Then about early afternoon my cousin calls me and says our local Hot Topic had a kilt in my size for half price. o: I'm like "Dood, I'm so there!" so my friend and I make it over there to check it out.<br />((Among shopping for apartments, which has so far yielded two promising sites. Hopefully we'll decide on one and be moved out by June.))<br /><br />EPIC. WIN. <3 I scored a bondaged-out kilt for $26, red-and-black plaid with pockets on the side. ^_^ It even looks good on me (if I may be so vain to say so.)<br /><br />The only problem is the employee didn't take off that security contraption thing, and I didn't notice until I got home. >_< How do you get that off without ruining the garment? Will I have to go back? That'd be a pain in the ass since we aren't anywhere close to where it is. :/ Bah.<br /><br />But even so, win for me. ^__^ -still geeking out over it-<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Unmentioned</author>
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                <title>Pity party of one, your fail train is ready.</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2009 21:26:24 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ ((This journal is filler to get the long quiz off the main page. Hooray for me.))<br /><br />Leave it to me to fuck something up right as it's most important. =_=<br /><br />It's not even particularly vital. I just know that it's the little things that tend to fester, and get you in deep shit later on.<br /><br />Fuck.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Unmentioned</author>
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                <title>...</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 17:26:27 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ ANIMATION MEME<br />- X what you saw<br />- O what you haven't finished or saw sizable portions<br />- Bold what you loved<br />- Strike what you disliked/hated<br />- Leave unchanged if neutral<br /><br /><br />CLASSIC DISNEY<br />-------------------------------<br />[x] 101 Dalmatians (1961)<br />[x] Alice in Wonderland (1951)<br />[x] Bambi (1942)<br />[x] Cinderella (1950)<br /><strike>[x] Dumbo (1941)</strike><br />[x] <strike>Fantasia </strike>(1940)<br />[x] Lady and the Tramp (1955)<br />[x] Mary Poppins (1964)<br /><strike>[x] Peter Pan (1953)</strike><br />[x] Pinocchio (1940)<br />[x] Sleeping Beauty (1959)<br />[x] Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937)<br /><strike>[x] Song of the South (1946)</strike> ((KILL IT WITH FIRE!! >_< I <i>hated</i> that one.))<br /><br /><br />DISNEY'S DARK AGE<br />-------------------------------<br />[x] The Aristocats (1970)<br />[x] The Black Cauldron (1985)<br />[x] The Fox and the Hound (1981)<br />[x] <b>The Great Mouse Detective</b> (1986)<br />[x] The Jungle Book (1967)<br />[x] <b>The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh</b> (1977)<br />[x] Oliver and Company (1986)<br />[o] Pete's Dragon (1977)<br />[x] <b>The Rescuers</b> (1977)<br />[x] Robin Hood (1973)<br />[x] <b>The Sword In The Stone</b> (1963)<br /><br /><br />THE DISNEY RENAISSANCE<br />-------------------------------<br />[x] Aladdin (1992)<br />[x] Beauty and the Beast (1991)<br />[x] A Goofy Movie (1995)<br />[x] Hercules (1997)<br />[x] The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996)<br />[x] The Lion King (1994)<br />[x] The Little Mermaid (1989)<br />[x] Mulan (1998)<br />[x] <strike>Pocahontas</strike> (1995)<br />[x] <b>The Rescuers Down Under</b> (1990)<br />[x] <b>Tarzan</b> (1999)<br /><br /><br />DISNEY'S MODERN AGE<br />-------------------------------<br />[x] Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001)<br />[x] <b>Bolt</b> (2008)<br />[x] Brother Bear (2003)<br />[x] Chicken Little (2005)<br />[x] Dinosaur (2000)<br />[x] <b>The Emperor's New Groove</b> (2000)<br />[x] <strike>Fantasia 2000</strike> (2000)<br />[x] Home on the Range (2004)<br />[x] Lilo & Stitch (2002)<br />[ ] Meet the Robinsons (2007)<br />[x] <b>Treasure Planet</b> (2002)<br /><br /><br />PIXAR<br />-------------------------------<br />[x] <b>A Bug's Life </b>(1998)<br />[x] Cars (2006)<br />[x] Finding Nemo (2003)<br />[x] <b>The Incredibles</b> (2004)<br />[x] Monsters Inc. (2001)<br />[x] Ratatouille (2007)<br />[x] Toy Story (1995)<br />[x] Toy Story 2 (1999)<br />[x] Wall-E (2008)<br /><br /><br />DON BLUTH<br />-------------------------------<br />[x] <strike>All Dogs Go to Heaven</strike> (1989)<br />[x] An American Tail (1986)<br />[x] An American Tail: Fieval Goes West (1991)<br />[x] Anastasia (1997)<br />[x] The Land Before Time (1988)<br />[x] The Pebble and the Penguin (1995)<br />[ ] Rock-a-Doodle (1991)<br />[x] The Secret of NIMH (1982)<br />[x] Thumbelina (1994)<br />[x] Titan AE (2000)<br />[x] A Troll in Central Park (1994)<br /><br /><br />CLAYMATION<br />-------------------------------<br />[ ] The Adventures of Mark Twain (1986)<br />[x] Chicken Run (2000)<br />[x] Corpse Bride (2005)<br />[x] James and the Giant Peach (1996)<br />[x] The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)<br />[x] Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit (2005)<br />[x] <b>Coraline </b>(2009)<br /><br /><br />CGI GLUT<br />-------------------------------<br />[x] <strike>Antz</strike> (1998)<br />[x] <strike>Happy Feet</strike> (2006)<br />[x] Kung Fu Panda (2008)<br />[x] Madagascar (2005)<br />[ ] Monster House (2006)<br />[x] Over the Hedge (2006)<br />[x] The Polar Express (2004)<br />[x] <b>Shrek</b> (2001)<br />[x] Shrek 2 (2004)<br />[x] Shrek The Third (2007)<br /><br /><br />IMPORTS<br />-------------------------------<br />[ ] Arabian Knight (aka The Thief and the Cobbler) (1995)<br />[x] The Last Unicorn (1982)<br />[ ] Light Years (1988)<br />[ ] The Triplets of Belleville (2003)<br />[ ] Persepolis (2007)<br />[ ] Waltz With Bashir (2008)<br />[ ] Watership Down (1978)<br />[ ] When the Wind Blows (1988)<br />[ ] Yellow Submarine (1968)<br /><br /><br />STUDIO GHIBLI/MIYAZAKI<br />-------------------------------<br />[ ] Grave of the Fireflies (1988)<br />[x] <b>Howl's Moving Castle</b> (2004)<br />[x] Kiki's Delivery Service (1989)<br />[x] Laputa: Castle in the Sky (1986)<br />[ ] Lupin III: The Castle of Cagliostro (1979)<br />[ ] My Neighbors The Yamadas (1999)<br />[x] <b>My Neighbor Totoro </b>(1993)<br />[o] NausicaÃ¤ of the Valley of the Wind (1984)<br />[ ] Only Yesterday (1991)<br />[ ] Pom Poko (Tanuki War) (1994)<br />[ ] Porco Rosso (1992)<br />[x] Princess Mononoke (1999)<br />[x] Spirited Away (2002)<br />[ ] Whisper of the Heart (1995)<br /><br />SATOSHI KON<br />-------------------------------<br />[ ] Millennium Actress (2001)<br />[ ] Paprika (2006)<br />[ ] Perfect Blue (1999)<br />[x] <b>Tokyo Godfathers</b> (2003)<br />[ ] Memories - "Magnetic Rose" part (1995)<br /><br /><br />SHINKAI MAKOTO<br />----------... ]]></description>
                <author>~Unmentioned</author>
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                <title>My life is 45% PERFECT!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2009 21:06:09 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I feel so dead right now. =_= Emotionally, mentally, physically almost. I'm quite ready to just sleep until September.<br /><br />God I hate summer.<br /><br />And life.<br /><br />And school.<br /><br />Fuck school. It can kiss my fuzzy ass<br /><br /> hat.<br /><br />---<br />HOW HAPPY IS YOUR LIFE!?<br /><br />[ ] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend ((Do I really want one? =_= I have enough living things pining for my attention without having one that demands more than I'd like to give.))<br />[x] You love music<br />[x] You have your own room<br />[ ] You own a mobile phone ((It's a family phone. I just use it.))<br />[ ] You have an ipod/mp3 player ((My thumb drive for my MP3 player was left at the library... and never returned. ;c; -sob-))<br />[x] Your parents are still married<br />[ ] You have more than 1 best friend<br />[ ] There is a swimming pool or hot tub or trampoline in your backyard<br /><br />TOTAL SO FAR: 3<br /><br />[x] You dress how you want to<br />[x] Sometimes you hang out with friends more than once a week ((Hardly ever of late, but sometimes it happens.))<br />[x] There is a computer/laptop in your room right now ((I bought it myself.))<br />[ ] You NEVER cry<br />[x] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to<br />[ ] Your room is big enough for you ((It feels more and more like a prison cell. xD))<br /><br />TOTAL SO FAR: 7<br /><br />[ ] You have over 50 friends on myspace. ((Myspace can die. Horribly. In a fire.))<br />[ ] You have pictures on myspace.<br />[ ] Your parents let you have a myspace.<br />[ ] You get allowance ((Does a job count? XD))<br />[ ] You collect something<br />[ ] You sometimes look forward to going to school/work<br />[ ] You don't wish you were someone else<br />[ ] You play sports<br />[x] You will do something after school/college ((Work, game, waste time...))<br /><br />TOTAL SO FAR: 8<br /><br />[ ] You have a car/truck<br />[ ] You usually don't argue with your mom/dad ((Holy hell, the only time I say more than two words with them is when we're fighting.))<br />[ ] You do not have any failing grades<br />[x] You have friends ((I think.))<br /><br />TOTAL SO FAR: 9<br /><br />[x] You know what is going on in the world ((Wait, this is a good thing?))<br />[x] You care about many people ((Much to my own dismay. XD Love hurts.))<br />[ ] You know more than one language/âlearning a language<br />[x] You have a screen name<br />[x] You own a pet ((A doggie, a cat, and am baby-sitting a very annoying ferret. xD))<br />[x] You know the words to more than 5 songs<br />[ ] You don't have any serious enemies ((Serious as in "omg i haet dis purson" or "dear God I think they want to kill me"?))<br />[x] You are generally a nice person ((I think. Hope. Maybe.))<br /><br />TOTAL SO FAR: 15<br /><br />Now count your numbers and multiply by 3<br /><br />Then title this "my life is __% perfect"<br /><br />My life is 45% Perfect.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Unmentioned</author>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2009 18:11:44 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I need to get out of here before I kill myself. =_=<br />My parents are essentially "Yeah, the psycho's back. Fuck yourself if you don't like it."<br />My god, can they be any more stupid? Can they even SEE the trap they're letting themselves get into? The fucker plays the "nice" card for a few weeks, everything's great. But then it's going to go straight back to the stealing, verbally abusing, mooching, psychopathic bastard that it's always been. Why they can't--or won't-- see this is beyond me.<br /><br />One thing's for sure, I'm not about to let this shit fly. First half-way decent home I come across and I'm gone. Don't even care if it's with roommates or not, I'll find a way to get out.<br /><br />--<br /><br /><sup><i>Yeah, same old story. "I'll get out!" you say. "I'll kill myself!" you say. BULLSHIT. You're a worthless attention whore and you know it, gallivanting like some butthurt faggot pining for some attention. Get real, bitch, you aren't going anywhere. You'll just follow the herd like some sheep, straight into the slaughter.<br /> - The Inner Voice that Hates You</i></sup><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Unmentioned</author>
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                <title>Walls Don't Talk + Quiz</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2009 21:16:32 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I hate when I give people the courtesy of listening to their troubles, but whenever I try to complain in return they always throw it back at me. >___< EVERY FUCKING TIME I have something to complain about, I get about four words in and they cut me off, either throwing my argument back in my face or interrupting about something oh-so-horrible that happened in their life.<br /><br />Okay. Great. You have issues; I'd be more than happy to listen to them if you need. BUT WHEN I FUCKING WANT TO VENT AND YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE AROUND, DO ME THE SAME COURTESY AND AT LEAST LET ME FINISH!!<br /><br />This is especially bad with my mother. >_< I can't talk to the bitch about anything without it being twisted around until I'm feeling like some spoiled little twat for complaining. God damnit, is it so hard to shut the fuck up and listen!? You don't even have to pay attention most of the time, just give me an occasional "uh huh" or "Yeah" and I'll be fucking happy. God damn.<br /><br /><br />Oh yeah, and apparently my best friend isn't talking to me. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/blankstare.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":|" title=":| (Blank Stare)" /> My mom is a complete bitch, my dog is afraid of the ferret I'm babysitting and won't stay in my room (by the way, ferrets = Too much work for me. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bucktooth.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":B" title="Bucktooth" /> I'll be happy when the owner takes it back.), and apparently my social skills are shit. <br />Fuck it all.<br /><br />--<br /><br />[ ] Kissed someone before dating <br />[ ] Gotten a phone taken away at school (I didn't even get a phone until college. o_o -lame-)<br />[ ] Gotten caught chewing gum (Think smarter, not harder. ;D)<br />[ ] Gotten caught cheating on a test <br />Total so far: 0<br /><br />[ ] Arrived late to class more than 5 times (I'm so paranoid about being late it's not funny. :C)<br />[x] Didn't do homework over 5 times (Homework is the bane of my existence.)<br />[x] Turned at least 2 projects in late (try.. most of them. :C)<br />[ ] Missed school just because you felt like it<br />[ ] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class<br />Total so far: 2<br /><br /><br />[x] Got your mom, dad, etc to get you out of school (I get sick, aright? Very, very ill.)<br />[ ] Text people during class<br />[x] Passed notes (I hated them, and never bothered to hide it either.)<br />[ ] Threw stuff across the room<br />[x] Laughed at the teacher (He was funny. :C)<br />Total so far: 5<br /><br /><br />[ ] Took pictures during school hours<br />[x] Called someone during school hours (Again, I get very ill sometimes.)<br />[x] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours (Art class fails without it.)<br />Total so far: 7<br /><br /><br />[ ] Threw something at the teacher <br />[x] Went outside the classroom without permission (ILL.)<br />[ ] Broke the dress code<br />[x] Failed a class (I fail at life; what makes you think I'd succeed anywhere?)<br />[x] Ate food during class <br />Total so far: 10<br /><br /><br />[x] Gotten a call from school<br />[ ] Been called the worst student (Never to my face, though a lot of teachers were thinking it.)<br />[ ] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly<br />[x] Didn't take your stuff to school <br />[ ] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking <br />Total so far: 12<br /><br />[x] Faked your parents signature (Only once.)<br />[x] Slept in class (several times)<br />[ ] Cursed at your teacher behind their back<br />[ ] Copied homework<br />[ ] Got in trouble with the principal/vice principal/dean<br />[ ] Thrown food in the lunch room (I avoided the lunchroom whenever possible. ._. So claustrophobic...)<br />total so far: 14<br /><br />Multiply by 3<br />Post as "I screwed up (the number you got)% of my school life"<br /><br />I screwed up 52% of my school life. Heh.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Unmentioned</author>
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                <title>Wow...</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 19 Apr 2009 21:49:40 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I managed to beat Assassin's Creed in four days. c: On top of school and working. <br />I've never felt so much like Dr Jeckel and Mr Hyde in my life. During cutscenes and when not playing the game I'm my usual self, but once things go awry or I'm fighting someone, I tend to cuss like a sailor and get REALLY loud. XD And angry. It was hilarious, except when people got concerned. <br />Not sure what it was about that game, either. o_o Any other game where I've had to fight enemies like that I've been more calm, but on this one it drove me nuts when people hit me. XD <br />... Now I'm ready for them to release Assassin's Creed 2. :C -whines-<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Unmentioned</author>
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                <title>Assassins Creed 2</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2009 20:27:39 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ o3o I read the article on Assassins Creed 2 in Game Informer. <br />I'm beginning to think this will be my next fantardation subject.<br /><br />Ezio.... I'm not sure if I like him or not. The whole concept of an Italian nobleman-type turned assassin via some weird plot device (the details are still hidden at this point) is intriguing, but compared to Altair... I'm skeptical. From the artwork it almost seems like they just plopped Altair in another time period and gave him a slightly different outfit. With a silly half-cape thing that I don't see being any use besides a nuisance. We'll see if Ezio becomes his own person or just a carbon-copy of the original character. <br /><br />--<br /><br />anyway, on to a nostalgic quiz. BD<br /><br />YOU KNOW YOU'RE A 90'S KID WHEN<br /><br />You remember watching:<br /><br />[x] Kenan and Kel<br />[x] Doug<br />[x] Ren & Stimpy ((I was grounded for watching it. ._. I'm still bitter.))<br />[x] Pinky & the Brain<br />[x] AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!<br />[x] Rocko's Modern Life<br />[x] Animaniacs<br />[x] Gargoyles<br />[x] Hey Arnold!<br />[x] Out of the Box<br />[x] Bear in the Big Blue House<br />[x] YouÂve ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"<br />[x] You just canÂt resist finishing this: "In west Philadelphia born and raised..."<br /><br />You remember:<br /><br />[ ] Step by Step<br />[x] Family Matters<br />[x] Dinosaurs<br />[x] Boy Meets World<br />[x] Full House.<br />[x] You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons<br />[x] You remember reading Goosebumps<br /><br />When everything was settled by:<br /><br />[x] "Rock/paper/scissors"<br />[x] "Bubble gum, bubble gum in a dish"<br />[ ] "Miss Mary Mack".<br /><br />[x] When kickball was something you did everyday<br />[x] You used to listen to the radio all day long<br />[x] Just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape.<br /><br />[x] You remember Super Nintendo and Sega Genesis<br />[x] You remember The Original Game Boy -aka "the brick"<br />[x] You always wanted to send in a tape to AmericaÂs Funniest Home Videos... but never taped anything funny<br /><br />You remember watching:<br /><br />[x] The Magic School Bus -WIN<br />[x] Wishbone<br />[x] Reading Rainbow<br />[ ] Ghostwriter.<br />[x] You remember when Yo-Yo's were cool<br />[x] You remember those "WhereÂs Waldo" books<br />[x] You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gushers.<br /><br />You remember watching:<br /><br />[x] Batman the Animated Series<br />[x] Aladdin<br />[x] Ninja Turtles <br />[x] Ghost Busters.<br /><br />[x] You remember Ring Pops!!!<br />[x] You remember when everything was "da BOMB!"<br />[x] You remember boom boxes vs. CD players<br /><br />[x] Making those little paper fortune cookie things, and then predicting your life with them<br />[ ] You played and/or collected Pogs<br />[x] You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet or Nano and brought it everywhere you went. ((Fuck yeah! They'd last about 30 minutes and die. C: Good times...))<br /><br />You watched the original cartoons of:<br /><br />[x] Rugrats<br />[x] Wild Thornberrys<br />[x] Power Rangers.<br />[ ] All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand ((We were too poor to have everything. XD I was lucky to get a Lisa Frank folder.))<br /><br />You collected:<br /><br />[x] Beanie Babies<br />[ ] Pokemon cards ((I never did, but I remember the fad. AND NOBODY KILLED ANYBODY FOR NOT LIKING THEM!! LEARN, FUCKING TWITARDS!!))<br />[x] Carebears<br />[ ] Silver dollars.<br /><br /><br />You remember when:<br /><br />[x] Everyone watched the WB<br />[x] Everybody knew all the Pokemon by heart ((All 151. |D Goooood times.))<br />[x] Digimon was still on<br />[x] If you even know what an original Walkman is<br />[x] You know the Macarena by heart<br />[x] "Talk to the hand"<br />[x] You went to McDonaldÂs to play in the playplace and it was still sanitary<br />[x] Before the MySpace frenzy<br />[x] Before the Internet & text messaging<br />[x] Before Sidekicks & iPods<br />[x] Before PlayStation3 or X-Box 360<br />[x] Back before X-Box period<br />[x] Before SpongeBob<br />[x] When light up sneakers were cool<br />[x] When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs<br />[x] When gas was $0.95 a gallon<br />[x] When we recorded stuff on VCR<br />[x] You had slap bracelets<br />[x] You actually played outside until it was dark<br />[x] Way back before we realized all this would eventually disappear<br />[x] Post this if you smiled at least more than 5 times<br />[x] And if you remember at least half the stuff on here.<br /><br />-sighs- Now those were the days....<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Unmentioned</author>
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                <title>100 truths is a lie!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2009 19:40:10 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I should be doing stuff.<br />But I already fail at life, and question whether doing anything is worth it in the end. <br />So, failblog it is. c:<br />100 TRUTHS ARE A LIE!! THERE AREN'T 100 QUESTIONS HERE AND I MAY NOT BE ENTIRELY HONEST IN THEM!!<br /><br />--<br /><br />001.Real name â No.<br />002. Nickname â Mort, Burro<br />003. Status â Happily Single<br />004. Zodiac sign â Scorpio<br />005. Male or female â No.<br />006. Elementary â Hell<br />007. Middle School â Uber Hell<br />008. High School â Hell on Wheels<br />009. Smart â Sure..?<br />010. Hair color â Red<br />011. Long or short â Mohawk. Guess how short it is. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/winkrazz.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=";P" title="Wink/Razz" /><br />012. Loud or Quiet â I'm known as the creepy quiet one. <br />013. Sweats or Jeans â Jeans<br />014. Phone or Camera â As long as I'm holding it, Camera.<br />015. Health freak â No.<br />016. Drink or Smoke? â Ew.<br />017. Do you have a crush on someone? â No.<br />018. Eat or Drink â Food.... and Mountain Dew. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bucktooth.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":B" title="Bucktooth" /><br />019. Piercings â Been thinking about an industrial bar...<br />020. Tattoos â None at the moment.<br /><br />FIRSTS<br />023. First piercing â Ears<br />024. First best friend â Some mentally abusive sadistic bitch. We had such good times together. xP<br />025. First award â Some POS thing for Elementary school.<br />026. First crush â -scratches head- Some kid in Elementary.<br />027. First pet â My dog. <3<br />028. First big vacation â -shrug-<br />030. First big birthday â -shrug-<br /><br />CURRENTLY:<br />049. Eating â Nothing<br />050. Drinking â Mountain Dew. <3<br />052. I'm about to â Fail epically at life. Ponder just why I'm here and why I insist on wasting everyone's time. And other depressing bullshit along those lines! =.D<br />053. Listening to â Nothing.<br />055. Waiting for â My life to end. Or something to influence me to start trying for once. I dunno.<br /><br />YOUR FUTURE:<br />058. Want kids? â Hell no, this world is overpopulated as it is.<br />059. Want to get married? â Hell no.<br />060. Careers in mind â Compost? XD<br /><br />WHICH IS BETTER WITH GIRL/BOY?<br />068. Lips or eyes â I... don't care. o_O Eyes, since they tell a lot about a person?<br />070. Shorter or taller? â I don't care.<br />072. Romantic or spontaneous â They'd better not be romantic with me... that'd be hell on earth for them.<br />073. Nice stomach or nice arms â I. DON'T. CARE.<br />074. Sensitive or loud â Loud so my silence isn't that creepy. o3o<br />075. Hook-up or relationship â Relationship.<br />077. Trouble maker or hesitant â Think smarter, not harder.<br /><br />HAVE YOU EVER:<br />080. Lost glasses/contacts â Nope.<br />081. Ran away from home â Nope.<br />084. Broken someones heart â It's... inevitable. o_O I'm not interested. The End.<br />087. Cried when someone died â Yeah.<br /><br />DO YOU BELIEVE IN:<br />089. Yourself â No.<br />090. Miracles â Eh<br />091. Love at first sight â No. Walk by again I'll trip you.<br />092. Heaven â The cake is a lie. ;D<br />093. Santa clause â No<br />094. Sex on the first date â Like hell. =_=<br />095. Kiss on the first date â No.<br /><br /><br />ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:<br />097. Is there one person you want to be with right now â Meh.<br />098. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life â Hahahahaha!<br />099. Do you believe in God â Eh... if there is something or someone up there, they sure have a twisted sense of humor.<br />100. Post as 100 truths and tag.<br />100 TRUTHS ARE A LIE!! COUNT 'EM!! THEY SKIP LIKE TWENTY NUMBERS!!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Unmentioned</author>
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                <title>FINALLY! &lt;3</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 16:52:39 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ It took a LOT more effort than was necessary, but I finally got my internet working again. <3<br /><br />It took another trip to the store, an exchange, and now I have one less USB port to use, but I finally have intarwebs capabilities.<br />My heart is filled with Joy. <3<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Unmentioned</author>
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                <title>-ripping hair out while sobbing hysterically-</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2009 20:55:29 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ My GOD DAMNED COMPUTER. <br />FCUK!!<br /><br />So under the advice of my dad (a computer whiz) I went out and got a fucking $50 wireless card thing.<br />It. Doesn't. Work. >_<<br /><br />I installed everything to the LETTER of what it says I should do. The damn thing won't even display whether or not I'm connected anymore, and I have to plug my computer into the wireless router to get the internet. I'm at a loss. And fucking pissed off. >_< FIFTY DAMN DOLLARS FOR A PIECE OF SHIT!!<br /><br />--<br /><br />INSANITY quiz<br /><br />[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for ÂhurtingÂ you<br />[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door.<br />[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.<br />[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.<br />[x] You have run into a tree/bush.<br />[ ] You have been called a blond.<br /><br />TOTAL: 4<br /><br />[x] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.<br />[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.<br />[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.<br />[ ] You just sang them to make sure.<br />[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.<br />[x] You have choked on your own spit.<br /><br />TOTAL: 7<br /><br />[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still donÂt get it.<br />[ ] You type with three fingers or less.<br />[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.<br />[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.<br />[x] You have caught yourself drooling<br /><br />TOTAL: 8<br /><br />[x] You have fallen asleep in class.<br />[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking. (Or simply think about something else completely RIGHT in the middle of saying something else.)<br />[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.<br />[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.<br />[ ] You are often told to use your Âinside voiceÂ.<br /><br />TOTAL: 11<br /><br />[x] You use your fingers to do simple maths.<br />[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally. ((And on purpose. |B))<br />[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.<br />[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didnÂt realise it.<br />[x] YouÂve looked all over for something and realised it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.<br /><br />TOTAL: 15<br /><br />[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you donÂt.<br />[ ] You break a lot of things.<br />[x] You tilt your head when youÂre confused.<br />[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.<br />[x] When youÂre lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of your ceiling.<br />[ ] The word ÂumÂ is used frequently.<br />[ ] You donÂt know what ÂumÂ means<br />[x] You say ÂwhatÂ and ÂhuhÂ a lot. ((CAUSE I CAN'T FUCKING HEAR ANYONE!!))<br />[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. ((Laziness FTW))<br /><br />TOTAL: 20<br /><br />GRAND TOTAL: 20<br /><br /><br />NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.<br />and re-post as: I am 80% Mentally ill.<br /><br />I always knew I was crazy.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Unmentioned</author>
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                <title>Wajas</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2009 13:57:28 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Holy hell, since when can you freely sign up?<br /><br />Anyway, I did. |D Yet another thing to waste my time on.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Unmentioned</author>
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                <title>Shh</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 07 Apr 2009 14:01:23 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm in school. X:<br /><br />1. Post a list of up to 20 books/movies/anime/TV shows/video games/etc. that you've had an obsessive fannish love or interest in at some time in your life.<br /><br />2. Have your f-list/watchers guess your favorite character from each item.<br /><br />This will be interesting, because I hardly ever talk about my favorite characters. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bucktooth.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":B" title="Bucktooth" /><br /><br />- Drakan: The Ancient's Gates (Game, PS2)<br />- Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion (Game, PC & X-box 360)<br />- Neopets (Game, website)<br />- SWAT Kats (Cartoon)<br />- Mighty Ducks, The Animated Series (Cartoon)<br />- Gargoyles (Cartoon)<br />- Subeta (Website)<br />- Air Gear (Anime)<br />- Death Note (Anime)<br />- Hellsing (Anime, Manga)<br /><br />....And I think that's it. o_o Guess away?<br /><br />--<br /><br />Anime/Manga Nerd<br />[x] You watch anime.<br />[x] You read manga. <br />[ ] You buy/collect anime DVDs or manga volumes ((I'm too piss-poor for that. XD))<br />[x] You own some other form of anime/manga merchandise.<br />[ ] You have referred to an anime character as 'hot' before. (("Hot" as referring to a person doesn't exist in my vocabulary.))<br />[x] You have cosplayed.<br />[x] You have done so in public.<br />[x] You have been to an anime/manga convention.<br />[ ] You have created/joined a fanclub for an anime/manga character.<br />[ ] You have created/joined a hateclub for an anime/manga character.<br />[ ] You have squealed when you found out somebody had the same name as an anime character you knew.<br />[ ] You enjoy drawing anime. ((Anime is a fine style in it's own right; it's just not something I can/enjoy drawing. :}))<br />[ ]People know you as the 'anime' person.<br />[x]You know that it is pronounced 'mawn-guh' and not 'manga' like it is spelled. ((Though I still call it Manga, how it's spelled. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bucktooth.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":B" title="Bucktooth" /> Drives my otaku friends crazy))<br /><br />Anime/manga nerd: 7/14 50% Otaku<br /><br />ART NERD<br />[x] You like art.<br />[x] You actually consider yourself an artist. ((Art. It's one of the few things I feel I'm decent at.))<br />[x] When using art supplies, the brand of them matters to you.<br />[x] You have a favorite brand.<br />[x] You have asked for art supplies as a Christmas/birthday gift before.<br />[ ] You give people your drawings as gifts. ((I stopped after I spent three hours on a piece once, and the person threw it in the trash as soon as I left. D| Asshole.))<br />[ ] People actually ask for your drawings. ((Nobody sees my sketchbook.))<br />[ ] You are/were known as 'the art person' at your school. ((I was the creepy guy. BD))<br />[ ] Instead of just 'brown' or ' pink', you'd be specific; it's 'sienna brown' or 'blush pink'.<br />[ ] You have taken an art class outside of school.<br />[x] You have considered a career as an artist. ((It's a little too poor for my tastes, though. :C))<br />[x] Your school papers are always covered in doodles. ((Sometimes I have more doodle than notes. XD))<br />[ ] You have a favorite artist.<br />[x] Your drawings have been framed.<br />[x] You carry a sketchbook with you everywhere you go. ((Less so now. :C I don't have lots of opportunity to sketch anymore.))<br />Art nerd: 9/15<br /><br />MUSICAL NERD<br />[ ] You play a musical instrument. <br />[ ] You play more than one instrument. <br />[ ] You actually really enjoy playing your instrument. <br />[ ] You've given your instrument a name. <br />[ ] You've participated in an extracurricular activity for your instrument.<br />[ ] You are known by what you play.<br />[ ] You listen to classical music.<br />[ ] You are wondering whether that refers to the classical music genre or the classical music time period. <br />[ ] You have a favorite composer.<br />[ ] All of your friends are from your band/orchestra class. <br />[ ] You write music.<br />[ ] You've had discussions with your friends about music; your favorite composers/instruments/musical time periods/key/etc...<br />[ ] You have considered a professional career with your instrument.<br />[ ] You are never nervous playing for other people.<br />Musical nerd: 0/14 (I've never had an interest in music beyond listening to it. o_o))<br /><br />VIDEO GAME NERD<br />[x] You play video games.<br />[x] You own more than 4 different video game systems. ((Jaguar, X-box, XB 360, PS2, Game Cube, GBA, and PC. c: Boo-yah.))<br />[ ] You've had debates over which system is the greatest. ((I've listened to a few of them, but never joined in.))<br />[x] You play video games every day. ((Oblivion is my stress relief. :C))<br />[x] You have played a video game for over 10 hours. ((I was mocked relentlessly, but it was the kind of stupidly difficult game that [i]taunts[/i] you if you aren't playing it.))<br />[ ] You have songs from your favorite v... ]]></description>
                <author>~Unmentioned</author>
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                <title>SON OF A BITCH! &gt;_&lt;</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 06 Apr 2009 22:07:11 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So yeah, today was a really fucking bad day. =_=<br />My stupid cat wakes me up several times during the night.<br />I get on the bus to get to school, only to realize that my fucking headphones are on the fritz and one side won't play the music.<br />I forget or don't pay attention to any of the professors.<br />-brief intermission in which JLou and I have some fun-<br /><br />ANd then.<br />THEN.<br />MY FUCKING COMPUTER.<br />Somehow my wireless connection becomes COMPLETELY DISCONNECTED, so it doesn't even pick up any networks around. I spend two mother-fucking HOURS trying to update my computer and see if that helps. IT DOESN'T.<br /><br />So now I"m stuck on the family computer, bitching and foaming at the mouth because my own internet isn't working.<br /><br />GOD. FUCKING. DAMNIT!!>___< I NEED MY FUCKING COMPUTER TO HAVE INTERNET, THERE ARE ASSIGNMENTS THAT NEED TO BE FUCKING COMPLETED ON IT!! FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!<br /><br />-sighs- I don't even know how it happened, either. This morning was all fine and dandy, no problems. THen I get on tonight after JLou left and WHAT does it tell me? "Cannot find any networks. Please activate your network program thing."<br /><br />;OASDFHJEBF;KCKLVJA SKEJB;RA OISFSDAJF;AWLEKJF W -incoherent rage-<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Unmentioned</author>
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                <title>Filler</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 03 Apr 2009 22:04:46 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ - Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.<br />- Post the first definition it gives you. ((Fuck that, I'm picking my favorites.))<br />- Tag 3 people.<br /><br /><br />1) Your name?<br /><br />- Burro<br /><br />1. 	burro 	23 up, 9 down love ithate it<br />	<br />spanish for donkey but used alot as an insult<br />person 1-I want cheese!!!!<br />person 2-Shut up you stupid burro!! <br /><br />2) Your age?<br /><br />- 20<br /><br />3. 	20 	204 up, 86 down love ithate it<br />	<br />the number before 21 and after 19. generally used when counting.<br />"i can count to twenty!"<br />"twenty is my favorite number." <br /><br />3) One of your friends?<br /><br />- JLou<br /><br />JLou isn't defined yet. <br /><br />((How sad. :C))<br /><br /><br />4) What should you be doing?<br /><br />- Homework<br /><br />3. 	homework 	1217 up, 121 down love ithate it<br />	<br />Homework is a form of suppressing a child's individual interests so that they do not develop any ideas of individual worth and proceed to fill a job that is needed to keep everything functioning properly when he or she is not at school. Like school, people who challenge the idea of homework are seen as stupid because they are unwilling to memorize things that people before them thought or did in an effort to appear "intelligent." In American society, it is vital that one takes a job working under an employer as someone who helps keep the economy and social order functioning as it should rather than developing his or her own indivdual interests and possibly changing the way we look at life.<br />Go to school. Do your homework. Get a job. Retire. Die. You won't be remembered. You didn't make an impact. But you did help keep America's economy functioning (yes, I did intend to start a sentence with "but," and despite what some moronic English teacher might have told you, that IS okay). Good job. <br /><br />5) Favourite Color<br /><br />Black<br /><br />black 	98 up, 35 down love ithate it<br />	<br />Considered a color. However, it really represents the absorption of all other colors in the spectrum, in a similar (but inverse) way white reflects all other colors. The opposite of white.<br /><br />Also, a supposedly slimming color on obese femals (it doesn't work ladies)<br /><br />6) Birthplace?<br /><br />- Hell<br /><br />hell 	1076 up, 201 down love ithate it<br />	<br />The thing you never mention at a funeral<br /><i>Priest. Er, yes she wasnt a christian i suppose, but she tried her best, i mean who believes in all that stuff anyway.<br />Oh crap im dead. </i><br /><br />7) Month of your birth?<br /><br />- November<br /><br />"November 	50 up, 4 down love ithate it<br />	<br />The month in which the most babies are born. And which, by chance, is exactly nine months after February. "<br /><br /><br />8) Last person you talked to?<br /><br />- Entwines<br /><br />"	entwine 	15 up, 2 down love ithate it<br />	<br />gothic finnish rock band. Similar to H.I.M., 69 eyes and the Rasmus. They're actually kinda cool. "<br /><br />9) One of your nicknames?<br /><br />- Mort<br /><br />"mort 	5 up, 2 down love ithate it<br />	<br /><b>1. (noun) A degenerate; one who is unproductive, lazy</b><br />2. (noun) An individual with a lack of intelligence.<br /><b>3. (adj) defeated, lifeless, usually as a result of dire circumstances.</b><br />1. Did you get your OSSD yet, or are you still a mort?<br /><br />2. That mort can't even spell his name.<br /><br />3. (a) That guy sniffed lines until he was all mort.<br />(b) He lives all mort by himself, in a shithole apartment. <br /><br />((It's interesting how all my nicknames imply that I'm stupid or annoying. xP))<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Unmentioned</author>
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                <title>Which is worse, really?</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 21:38:17 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Sometimes my subconscious mind mulls over a problem without my realizing, then dumps its solution on me whenever it comes to a satisfactory conclusion. More often than not the solution is bleak, a realization of just how awful the world really is, and I'm left either misty-eyed for no outward reason or incredibly pissy.<br />This particular revelation came to me at work, where I couldn't find a corner to cry in like I wanted to. >_<<br /><br />Soyeah, the question is whether rape or being molested is worse. Most people would assume rape, since it's beyond invasive and the very act is traumatizing. But what about being molested? If you go to the police or someone you trust and say you were raped, they'd practically bend over backwards to get the fucker in jail. If you're molested and try the same, they label you a butthurt emo-fag and send you on your way. They would hardly bother to know the attacker's name, much less approach them or try to reprimand them for the act. There's no justice served when you're molested. The asshole who did such things to you can walk as freely as if he only looked at you strangely, leaving you feeling the same pain as if you were raped without the comfort of knowing other people care. At least, not to the extent they would if you really were raped. You can tell people you were raped and they'd respond with empathy and support. You say you were molested and they hardly acknowledge the act, brush it off with sympathetic fluff and promptly forget, or be thrown into a rant about how their experience was oh-so-much worse.<br /><br />It sucks, but at least I know why I hurt so badly.<br /><br />--<br /><br />..... Eww, that made no sense. >_<<br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/star_full.gif" width="17" height="16" alt=":star:" title="Star!" />80 Questions You Probably Werent Asked Today.<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/star_full.gif" width="17" height="16" alt=":star:" title="Star!" /><br /><br />1. How do you honestly feel about flamingoes?<br />They're pink and they're birds. What more is there?<br /><br />2. What were you doing at midnight last night?<br />Chatting on Neopets (OMGZ) about suicide. C: Inorite? I'm surprised my account isn't frozen.<br /><br />3. What was the last adjective someone used to describe you?<br />Stupid, probably.<br /><br />4. Whats a four-letter word beginning with the first letter of your last name?<br />Arid<br /><br />5. What do you order from Taco Bell?<br />Quesadillas. THEY ALWAYS. FUCKING. BURN THEM!! >_<<br /><br />6. Whats the most romantic spoken language, in your opinion?<br />-shrug-<br /><br />7. Who first taught you how to shuffle a deck of cards?<br />Myself.<br /><br />8. What is a pet-peeve that bothers you but shouldnt?<br />Cigarette smoke. I fucking HATE!!! cigarette smoke. Most people say they don't like it, but that's not what I'm saying; I practically RUN to be upwind of the fucker who's smoking one, usually giving them a death glare along the way. If anyone sits next to me who stinks of them, I move, ASAP, gagging and holding my breath along the way.<br />I'm beginning to wonder if it's a phobia. :/<br /><br /><br />9. Do you say 'oh my god' too much?<br />Nope.<br /><br />10. Where would you sail your new sailboat to?<br />-blank stare- The bermuda triangle?<br /><br />11. Could you live on a deserted island for a week?<br />Depends on where said island is.<br /><br />12. Would you eat creamed corn for a quarter?<br />Probably not.<br /><br />13. Do you write sad poetry and call it the art of your soul?<br />Please. e_e I"m a horrible poet.<br /><br />14. Have you ever jumped off something taller than you were?<br />Yep.<br /><br />15. What is your favorite dessert?<br />Brownies. <3<br /><br />16. What kind of drunk are you?<br />I dunno. When I die and get to Hell, I'll ask.<br /><br />17. Has your music taste changed in the last two years?<br />Yep.<br /><br />18. Do you have a map?<br />No. <br /><br />19. Whats your most favorite month of all?<br />October through December are always the best months for me. <3<br /><br />20. Ever made up words and kept using them?<br />Nope.<br /><br />21. Do you believe your Zodiac sign fits you?<br />Only partially.<br /><br />22. Last rebellious act you performed?<br />Not eating dinner. :C Gee, I'm hardcore, aren't I?<br />((My mom burst into my room that day, acting like a bitch as usual. I was pissed off enough not to want to bother with her fucking food.))<br /><br />23. Whats your favorite brand of soap?<br />Dunno.<br /><br />24. Would you ever skydive?<br />In a heartbeat!<br /><br />25. Why are you filling this out?<br />It's a distraction. c:<br /><br />26. What unnatural color would you dye your hair?<br />Neon blue or really deep purple.<br /><br />27. How do you like your eggs?<br />Ew. >_< I have to make them very particularly, otherwise they make me ill.<br /><br />28. Have you ever seen a bald eagle?<br />Yes huh!<br /><br />29. Whats... ]]></description>
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                <title>Fail Train</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2009 22:45:20 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I ride it. c:<br /><br />--<br />At School I've...<br /><br />[ ] gotten Kissed<br />[ ] gotten a phone taken away in class<br />[ ] gotten suspended<br />[x] gotten caught chewing gum <br />[ ] gotten caught cheating on a test<br />Total so far: 1<br /><br />[ ] arrived late to class more than 5 times<br />[x] didn't do homework over 5 times ((I fail at homework. ._. It's very bad.))<br />[x] turned at least 3 projects in late<br />[ ] missed school just because you felt like it ((I'm such a goody-two-shoes it's not even funny. xP))<br />[ ] laughed so loud you got kicked out of class<br />Total so far: 3<br /><br />[x] got your mom, dad, etc to get you out of school ((Dude. Fucking cramps. ._. They'll leave you wanting to rip your organs out in no time.))<br />[ ] text people during class<br />[x] passed notes ((Only other people's, and not that often; I tended to not care about subtlety. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/letters/=p.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":P" title=":P (Lick)" />))<br />[x] threw stuff across the room<br />[x] laughed at the teacher ((He was funny. ._.))<br />Total so far: 7<br /><br />[ ] been in a fight at school, fist or verbal<br />[ ] took pictures during school hours<br />[x] called someone during school hours<br />[x] listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours ((Dude, art class is hell without music.))<br />[ ] skipped a class period<br />Total So Far: 9<br /><br />[ ] threw something at the teacher<br />[x] went outside the classroom without permission ((It was kind of an emergency...))<br />[ ] broke the dress code <br />[x] failed a class ((I fail at life, what makes you think I'd succeed in class?))<br />[x] ate food during class<br />Total So Far: 12<br /><br />[x] gotten a call from school<br />[ ] couldn't go on a field trip cause you behaved badly<br />[x] didn't take your stuff to school<br />[ ] given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking<br />[ ] curse during class/school<br />total so far: 14<br /><br />[x] faked your parents signature ((Once.))<br />[x] slept in class<br />[ ] cursed at your teacher<br />[ ] copied homework<br />[x] got in trouble with the principal-the vice principal ((Failure. I did it. For some reason they took an interest.))<br />total So Far: 17<br />Multiply by 75<br /><br />Uhm... not sure why I would multiply by 75. o_O<br /><br />--<br /><br />The BBC believes the majority of people will have only read 6 of the 100 books here.<br /><br />Instructions: Look at the list and put an ÂxÂ after those you have read.<br /><br />OK, let's face the truth!<br /><br /><br />1 Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen -<br />2 The Lord of the Rings - JRR Tolkien - x<br />3 Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte -<br />4 Harry Potter series - X<br />5 To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee - X<br />6 The Bible - x<br />7 Wuthering Heights - Emily Bronte - x<br />8 Nineteen Eighty Four - George Orwell -<br />9 His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman -<br />10 Great Expectations - Charles Dickens - x ((Fucking sucked balls. e_e))<br />11 Little Women - Louisa M Alcott -x<br />12 Tess of the DÂUrbervilles - Thomas Hardy -<br />13 Catch 22 - Joseph Heller -<br />14 Complete Works of Shakespeare - ((Abridged? XD))<br />15 Rebecca - Daphne Du Maurier -<br />16 The Hobbit - JRR Tolkien - x<br />17 Birdsong - Sebastian Faulks -<br />18 Catcher in the Rye - JD Salinger - x ((Another one I hated.))<br />19 The Time TravellerÂs Wife - Audrey Niffenegger -<br />20 Middlemarch - George Eliot -<br />21 Gone With The Wind - Margaret Mitchell -<br />22 The Great Gatsby - F Scott Fitzgerald - <br />23 Bleak House - Charles Dickens -<br />24 War and Peace - Leo Tolstoy -<br />25 The Hitch HikerÂs Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams - ((I want to, though. >_< As soon as I find it.))<br />26 Brideshead Revisited - Evelyn Waugh -<br />27 Crime and Punishment - Fyodor Dostoyevsky - x<br />28 Grapes of Wrath - John Steinbeck - x<br />29 Alice in Wonderland - Lewis Carroll - x <br />30 The Wind in the Willows - Kenneth Grahame -<br />31 Anna Karenina - Leo Tolstoy -<br />32 David Copperfield - Charles Dickens -<br />33 Chronicles of Narnia - CS Lewis - X ((All of them, actually. Some more than once.))<br />34 Emma - Jane Austen -<br />35 Persuasion - Jane Austen -<br />36 The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe - CS Lewis - X<br />37 The Kite Runner - Khaled Hosseini -<br />38 Captain CorelliÂs Mandolin - Louis De Bernieres -<br />39 Memoirs of a Geisha - Arthur Golden -<br />40 Winnie the Pooh - AA Milne - X<br />41 Animal Farm - George Orwell - X<br />42 The Da Vinci Code - Dan Brown  <br />43 One Hundred Years of Solitude - Gabriel Garcia Marquez -<br />44 A Prayer for Owen Meaney - John Irving -<br />45 The Woman in White - Wilkie Collins -<br />46 Anne of Green Gables - LM Montgomery - x<br />47 Far From The Madding Crowd - Thomas Hardy -<br />48 The HandmaidÂs Tale - Margaret Atwood -<br />49 Lord of the Flies - William Golding -<br />50 Atonement - Ian McEwan -... ]]></description>
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                <title>Bored. That's bad.</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 24 Mar 2009 13:41:28 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I don't know if it's the class or the fact that there's a computer in front of me, but I can't seem to pay attention to the professor. :C I also know, more or less, what she's talking about, so it's hard to pay attention if I'm constantly thinking "Yeah, I know. I know that. I know that too."<br /><br />--<br /><br />- When was the last time you wished the day would just get over with?<br />Every day of my damn life.<br /><br />- Are you currently warm, cold, or content?<br />On the chilly side, but that's probably just my ears.<br /><br />- What is one word you seem to always misspell that you know you shouldn't?<br />A few words I tend to want to spell with british spelling. :C Damn you Neo, and your spelling of faerie and colour!<br /><br />- When was the last time you broke down and cried?<br />Uhm.... awhile ago, actually.<br /><br />- Do you find yourself trying to be strong for others?<br />Yep. ._.<br /><br />- Are you listening to anything right now? If so give us a lyric:<br />Just people talking about the lecture. Gee, I should probably pay attention.<br /><br />- How's the weather today?<br />I liked it better yesterday. :C<br /><br />- What kind of computer are you on right now?<br />A mac.<br /><br />- Name three things you've done today:<br />Watched a movie, read a book (Damn good one, even if it has adult content. Touch the Dark, by Karen Chance), wasting life.<br /><br />- Name three things you'll do tomorrow:<br />Work, waste more time, feel depressed?<br /><br />- What is something you're looking forward to right now?<br /> Sleep?<br /><br />- Are your nails long or short?<br />THey're too long for me. D| Which is too short for most people.<br /><br />- When was the last time you had a hair cut?<br />-scratches head- A few weeks ago, I think.<br /><br />- Do you like the night or day better?<br />Night. I can sleep. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/letters/=p.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":P" title=":P (Lick)" /><br /><br />- Is there anyone you'd like to fix things with?<br />Eh....<br /><br />- Is there any book you're currently reading right now?<br />Touch the Dark, as I said above.<br /><br />- Choose: Bonfire on a beach or Clubbing in the city?<br />Eww. D| Stay home and play Oblivion, plz?<br /><br />- Why did you choose what you chose?<br />I hate the beach and crowds make me nervous.<br /><br />- How many hours of sleep did you get last night?<br />Any less than six and I can't function. XD<br /><br />- Who was the last person to comment you on myspace?<br />I don't even have myspace<br /><br />- Is there anything you'd like right now?<br />A way to pay attention?<br /><br />- What was the last thing you ate?<br />A sandwich.<br /><br />- Do you tell people the truth even if it'll hurt them?<br />Yep.<br /><br />- Would you say that you are an intelligent person?<br />On a good day.<br /><br />- Would you say that you are an understanding person?<br />Moreso than others, definitely.<br /><br />- Do you feel that life has been unfair to you?<br />Life IS unfair; whoever says it isn't is selling something.<br /><br />- Look to your right name the first four things that catch your eye:<br />A chair, a podium thingy, a filing cabinet, the wall....<br /><br />- You're having a baby girl; what's her name?<br />Oh dear gawd. D| Aborted.<br /><br />- You're having a baby boy; what's his name?<br />See above<br /><br />- Do you have a special someone in your life?<br />Nope.<br /><br />- Who was the last person to hurt you?<br />Myself?<br /><br />- Are you easily angered?<br />Depends.<br /><br />- Do you have socks on right now?<br />Yes<br /><br />- Choose One: Mexican Food, Chinese Food, Italian Food:<br />Italian <3<br /><br />- Have you ever been in a fist fight before?<br />When I was little.<br /><br />- Do you like to stay out of the middle of things?<br />...What? I don't like to meddle, if that's what you're saying.<br /><br />- Would you say you are ' popular ' ?<br />Nope. XD I'm a very small fish in a very large pond.<br /><br />- Do you have any plans for this weekend?<br />Work. Lots. I need money.<br /><br />- Is there anyone in your life that you care about more then yourself?<br />Yep. But then, I don't care about myself much. x:<br /><br />- Do you have any pets?<br />A dog and one bitchy cat. XD<br /><br />- What are your opinions on colored contacts?<br />I want them. :C<br /><br />- Is there anyone you regret hurting?<br />Yes.<br /><br />- What is your favorite show to watch on the TV?<br />Ew, television. >_<<br /><br />- Ever felt like you were being watched?<br />Yep.<br /><br />- Do you get spooked easily?<br />Sometimes.<br /><br />- Would you say that you are emotionally strong?<br />Eh...<br /><br />- Are you quick to judge others?<br />When I'm not thinking; always makes me feel bad, though, especially after I talk to them and know they aren't what I assumed.<br /><br />- What is your favorite pair of shoes?<br />My not-winter shoes. XD<br... ]]></description>
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                <title>Eww</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 22 Mar 2009 17:54:27 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ School starts tomorrow. >_< WHY?<br /><br />---<br /><br />The "Be Totally Honest With Your Answers" quiz that I found on facebook. We'll see if people can spot the fibs. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/letters/=p.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":P" title=":P (Lick)" /><br /><br />1 - Have you ever been asked out?<br />Three times. First time was a joke, second and third the poor guys were actually serious.<br /><br />2 - Where was your default picture taken?<br />-blinks slowly- ....<br />Oh yeah, on Facebook. Skingrad Castle courtyard. C: On top of some boxes that I found.<br /><br />3 - What's your middle name?<br />el Burro.<br /><br />4 - Your current relationship status?<br />Single<br /><br />5 - Does your crush like you back?<br />Hahah, crush. That's a riot.<br /><br />6 - What is your current mood?<br />Eh.<br /><br />7 - What color underwear are you wearing?<br />Rainbow.<br /><br />8 - What color shirt are you wearing?<br />Grey.<br /><br />9 - Missing something?<br />Probably.<br /><br />10 - If you could go back in time and change something, what would you do?<br />Abort that one fucker before they had a chance to screw up people's lives...â¬Â¬Â¬<br />Man, I'm evil. o_o<br /><br />11 - If you must be an animal for one day, what?<br />I dunno. A wild ass? |B<br /><br />12 - Ever had a near death experience?<br />Yep.<br /><br />13 - Something you do a lot?<br />Computer, play Oblivion.<br /><br />14 - The song stuck in your head?<br />The background music for Drakan. XD<br /><br />15 - Who did you copy and paste this from?<br />47.<br /><br />16 - Name someone with the same birthday as you?<br />There was one... I forget<br /><br />17 - When was the last time you cried?<br />Ahh... good question.<br /><br />18 - Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?<br />Nope.<br /><br />19 - If you could have one super power what would it be?<br />Shapeshifting. BD<br /><br />20 - What's the first thing you notice about the opposite/same sex?<br />-shrugs-<br /><br />21 - What do you usually order from Starbucks?<br />I don't order from starbucks.<br /><br />22 - What's your biggest secret?<br />If I told you it wouldn't be a secret, yes?<br /><br />23 - Favorite color?<br />Cool colors and black.<br /><br />24 - Do you still watch kiddie shows or TV shows?<br />Hellz yeah. BD SWAT Kats, Spongebob (first few seasons; the new ones are crap), My Life as a Teenage Robot..<br /><br />25 - What's on your walls?<br />KoRn poster, calendar, pictures, miscellaneous crap, Jesus...<br /><br />26 - What are you?<br />I'm me.<br /><br />27 - Do you speak any other language?<br />Noob, Artist, and a little bit of CSS.<br /><br />28 - What's your favorite smell?<br />Vanilla. <3<br /><br />29 - Describe your life in one word?<br />Pointless.<br /><br />30 - Have you ever kissed in the rain?<br />I don't kiss.<br /><br />31 - What are you thinking about right now?<br />Oblivion. XD Where to put all my horses, or if I want to wrestle with the construction set long enough to build a stable.<br /><br />33 - What should you be doing?<br />School work, probably. ._. Or drawing. I haven't done so in a long time.<br /><br />34 - Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?<br />Some idiot who didn't know how to spell. Was pissing me off how every other word was a train wreck.<br /><br />35 - How often do you talk to God?<br />Haha.<br /><br />36 - Do you like working in the yard?<br />Nooooo. ._.<br /><br />37 - If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?<br />Something cool, but not terribly out of the ordinary.<br /><br />38 - Do you act differently around the person you like?<br />I don't have someone to like. If I did, then I generally avoid them like the plague.<br /><br />39 - What is your natural hair color?<br />Red<br /><br />40 - Who was the last person to make you cry?<br />...Myself?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>-fangirl squee-</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2009 21:54:17 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So I go into a used videogame store today, waiting for my ride to take me home.<br />I'm looking at the used PS2 games on sale, and guess what I found?<br /><br /><a>Drakan II: The Ancient's Gates</a>!! ^_^<br /><br />It's an older game, from way back when the PS2 was first out. But damn is it a good one! The heroine isn't just another big-boobed hussy like Laura Croft ((Sorry, Laura. XD)), she actually wears armor that would <i>feasibly protect her</i>, and she's bad-ass enough to ride on her own dragon! That talks!<br /><br />Phwee. <3 Run-on sentences win every time.<br /><br /><br />Oh yeah, and spring break should be extended on account of I had a cold the whole first half. :C It's not fair, being miserable all those days I should have been wasting time.<br />... I'm kind of tired from working night-shift to morning-shift back to back, can you tell?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>FUCKING HELL.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 14 Mar 2009 21:48:20 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I hate summer. >_<<br />I fucking hate summer.<br /><br />Or spring, for that matter. Ever since Friday I've had a stuffy head, nose running like a faucet or fully blocked up, an incredibly sore throat and phlegm irritating my lungs. This will go on virtually non-stop until nearly October. FUCK.<br />Fuckity fuck fuck fuck. >_< I was hoping this shit wouldn't rear its ugly head until later, but apparently my suffering gets to begin early.<br /><br />GAAAAHHH~! D|<br /><br />In other news, my new line of work is about as dull as was promised. Fortunately I have ample time to get my homework done, and customers aren't quite as irritating as some other places might be. They at least know what they want. My only trouble is 80% of them are snobs, looking down on anyone who doesn't have as high wages as they do. Heh. Whatever.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>You're hired.</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 11 Mar 2009 18:28:02 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Possibly the least stressful interview I've ever been in. xD I finally have a job!<br />It may not be the most interesting job in the world (I'll be working in a mall, at a store that doesn't get throngs of people in it), but it's going to be helluva lot better than some previous jobs I've been at. xD From what my boss (also a friend, which I'm hoping will turn out to be a good thing) has been telling me, it will be a lot of sitting around (opportunity to get homework done) and being nice to the customers, which will be a lot easier since I don't have to explain to them why they're wrong and shouldn't put guppies in with their two-foot koi. =_=;; Or why it's a really bad idea to put their six-inch goldfish in a tiny-ass bowl. <br /><br />Yeeaahh, compared to my last job in retail, this is going to be a cake-walk. The worst case scenario would be a bitchy, in-your-face customer, which can usually be abated by looking interested in what they have to say. Normally if people see that you're taking what they're saying seriously, they'll calm down enough to not yell at you so much. XD Usually.<br /><br />--<br /><br />PLUS:<br /><br />1. Are you wearing a hat?<br />~ Nope.<br /><br />2. Bottled water: yes or no?<br />~ Why not?<br /><br />3. Do you have a crush on someone right now?<br />~ Not really.<br /><br />4. What kind of laptop do you have?<br />~ HP something-or-other. Its name is Lappy.<br /><br />5. Do you prefer writing in pen or pencil?<br />~ Depends on my mood, actually.<br /><br />6. Who was the last text message in your phone from?<br />~ I haven't had texting in over a year. ._.<br /><br />7. WhatÂs your favorite season?<br />~ winter. <3<br /><br />8. Does your best friend have a boyfriend or girlfriend?<br />~ She's single, much to her own dismay.<br /><br />9. Do you like them?<br />~ She's single. XD<br /><br />10. Favorite radio station?<br />~ Radio isn't my favorite method of listening to music.<br /><br />11. Type your name into Google. WhatÂs the first link that pops up?<br />~ A wikipedia article<br /><br />12. WhatÂs your favorite song at the moment?<br />~ The Night - Disturbed<br /><br />13. Coke or Pepsi?<br />~ MOUNTAIN DEW!!<br /><br />14. Favorite subject in school?<br />~ Art. |D<br /><br />15. Last concert?<br />~ Never. ;2; I'm a concert virgin.<br /><br />16. Next concert?<br />~ No clue.<br /><br />17. Last magazine you bought?<br />~ Uhm.... I honestly don't know. o_O<br /><br />18. Last book you read?<br />~ Mort, by Terry Pratchett. Not his bestest novel ever, but I love the main character. XD<br /><br />19. Do you prefer cats or dogs?<br />~ Both.<br /><br />20. Is there someone you want to punch right now?<br />~ Yes...<br /><br />21. Favorite sports team?<br />~ Not into sports.<br /><br />22. State you most want to visit?<br />~ Alaska...?<br /><br />23. Are you a MySpace addict?<br />~ I don't even have an account. >_< The place sucks. Balls.<br /><br />24. When do you shower?<br />~ When I smell bad. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/letters/=p.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":P" title=":P (Lick)" /><br /><br />25. WhatÂs your dream job?<br />~ Game design.<br /><br />26. What kind of car do you drive?<br />~ I don't have a car.<br /><br />27. What word in the dictionary best describes you?<br />~ Reticent.<br /><br />28. WhatÂs your blog address?<br />~ I have one for Oblivion and one for general stuff.<br /><br />29. Worst TV show at the moment?<br />~ The trick is finding a good one. xD<br /><br />30. Are you a better talker or better listener?<br />~ Listener. ;D And not just for the Night Mother.<br /><br />31. Do you care about who wins the election?<br />~ I did, and he won.<br /><br />32. Who was the most popular kid in your 7th grade class?<br />~ I couldn't tell you. That was one of my emotionally dead years, in which I didn't really give a rat's ass about anything.<br /><br />33. Are you afraid of ghosts?<br />~ Generally they freak me out, but "nice" ghosts I can usually get used to.<br /><br />34. Is there something lacking in your life right now?<br />~ . . . Not beyond the usual. o_O<br /><br />35. What do you miss most about childhood?<br />~ Innocence. xD I was so much happier when I didn't know about the world. Now I do, and the world sucks.<br /><br />36. How many times did it take you to pass your drivers test?<br />~ I passed the first time, but my parents refused to let me get my license. ~_~ I guess they thought I'd drive away and never come back or something.<br /><br />37. How many kids do you want?<br />~ Zero. And I"ll push for less.<br /><br />38. Are you a good liar?<br />~ No. ._.<br /><br />39. Can you cook?<br />~ Dessert. C: And I can make a passable meal if given instructions, ingredients, and time.<br /><br />40. Are you a cheapskate?<br />~ Yes. Hardcore.<br /><br />41. What would you do with a million dollars?<br />~ College. MOVING THE FUCK OUT. Maybe live in Ireland. <3<br /><br />42. Have you been to Disney... ]]></description>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 08 Mar 2009 11:04:54 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Oblivion and college own my life.<br />Art is... suffering. Obviously. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bucktooth.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":B" title="Bucktooth" /><br />I'll try to draw something worthwhile sometime before spring break.<br /><br />---<br /><br />QUESTIONS<br />From here:<br /><a href="http://mct421.deviantart.com/art/Question-Meme-Generator-69266481">[link]</a><br /><br />1. Ever slept in the same room with Scheri?<br />Uh... no. 1- She does not exist. 2-She's a vampire. When she's sleeping, I'm wasting time, and when I'm sleeping, she's kicking ass.<br /><br />2. Who would be a better superhero sidekick between Dyllen and Thor, and why?<br />Dyllen, because Thor is too bad-ass to be a mere sidekick.<br /><br />3. Would you open a mystery gift Thor just gave you, without much hesitation?<br />Why, yes. He usually gives good gifts.<br /><br />4. Maudlin just got vaporized in a freak accident. Now what?<br />Now... Ross goes on a violent rampage and ends up killing whoever vaporized her.<br /><br />5. What is or would be a good nickname for Cake?<br />Psychotic Listener of the Dark Brotherhood? Ninja?<br /><br />6. Who would be a better superhero sidekick between Ethaniel and Dyllen, and why?<br />Ethaniel is sort of a sidekick, actually. o-O<br /><br />7. What was your first impression of Rosallian?<br />Depressed emo-fag. Which he kind of is, but he has a good reason for it, and he's also kind of insane.<br /><br />8. Zanzibar suddenly knows all your secrets. What do you have to say about that?<br />...I don't really care. o_O He has no one to share them with besides the dead, and I would assume all secrets are revealed when you die anyway.<br /><br />9. In a race between you, Cree and Scheri, who would win?<br />Scheri. |D Vampire super-toned senses FTW?<br /><br />10. If Carrot and Maudlin were locked in the same (really small) room for longer than a day, what would most likely happen?<br />Poor Carrot. :C Maudlin loves horse meat.<br /><br />--<br /><br />OHAILOOKANOTHER<br /><br />1) How old do you wish you were?<br />Old enough to have the excuse to lay around all day? XD -lame-<br /><br />2) Where were you when 9/11 happened?<br />At school. Completely devoid of emotion like I usually was back in that day. (Prozac does that to me. Some people wonder why I hate it so much.)<br /><br />3) What do you do when vending machines steal your money?<br />I go to the person responsible for the thing and demand my money back.<br /><br />4) Do you consider yourself kind?<br />No.<br /><br />5) If you HAD to get a tattoo, where would it be?<br />Bar code on the back of my neck. |D That can actually scan, and the price would read "If you have to ask, you can't afford it."<br /><br />6) If you could be fluent in any other language, what would it be?<br />German or Italian. Because Italian is just pretty, and German kicks butt.<br /><br />7) Do you know your neighbors?<br />Back in the day I did. Now I'm content to be the strange recluse. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bucktooth.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":B" title="Bucktooth" /><br /><br />8) What do you consider a holiday?<br />...? Like, vacation-type holiday or festival-type holiday?<br /><br />9) Do you follow your horoscope?<br />Horoscopes are so generalized they could happen to ANYONE.<br />And the few times I've actually read my horoscope for lulz, nothing it said came true.<br /><br />10) Would you move for the person you loved?<br />Depends on if they're The One or not.<br /><br />11) Are you touchy feely?<br />Heeeellll no. D| I get flinchy while shaking hands, let alone anything else.<br /><br />12) Do you believe that opposites attract?<br />Polarities. <br /><br />13) Dream job?<br />Game Design. <3<br /><br />14) Favorite channel(S)?<br />Discovery... and I don't really watch TV beyond that. :C<br /><br />15) Favorite place to go on weekends?<br />Tamriel. |D -nerdcore-<br /><br />16) Showers or Baths?<br />Showers.<br /><br />17) Do you paint your nails?<br />Nope.<br /><br />18) Do you trust people easily?<br />Trust is earned, not given.<br /><br />19) What are your phobias?<br />Dolls. ._. Crowds. Parties, of all things, when I don't know half the people there. Drinking/drunk people.<br /><br />20) Do you want kids?<br />No. >_<<br /><br />21) Do you keep a handwritten journal?<br />No.<br /><br />22) Where would you rather be right now?<br />Meh. Probably doing stuff productive?<br /><br />23) Heavy or light sleeper?<br />Heavy. |D<br /><br />24) Are you paranoid?<br />Yes. Certain experiences would do that to you.<br /><br />25) Are you impatient?<br />Kind of, but I usually keep it to myself.<br /><br />26) Who can you relate to?<br />. . . I dunno.<br /><br />27) How do you feel about interracial couples?<br />Genetically they're the smartest way to go.<br /><br />28) Have you been burned by love?<br />Not by the kind of love you're thinking of, but yes.<br /><br />29) What's your m... ]]></description>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 28 Feb 2009 22:45:30 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So, yeah, two movies I'd recommend you watch sometime are Bolt and Coraline. Both are hella cool, and Coraline is creepy as a kids movie could possibly get and still be awesome. <3<br /><br />Also, it annoys me when people randomly try to set me up on dates. ~_~; I'm NOT INTERESTED. Thanks.<br /><br />--<br />PICK TEN CHARACTERS:<br /><br />1.) Scheri LeFrenche<br />2.) Ethaniel Harbinger<br />3.) Dyllen<br />4.) Cake<br />5.) Cree<br />6.) Rosallian<br />7.) Zanzibar<br />8.) Phluffy<br />9.) Odi<br />10.) Maudlin<br /><br />1.) Seven(Zanzi) and Eight(Phluffy) plan a heist. What sort of heist might that be?<br />Probably a soul from Hell. Zanzi is in the business of soul-collecting, and Phluffy resides in Hell. Most logical, I guess.<br /><br />2.) Four(Cake) gets kidnapped! Is One(Scheri) or Nine(Odi) the more likely culprit?<br />Probably Odi, just because an anthropomorphic donkey isn't as much a stretch in the Tamriel world. xP (I mean, they have anthro kitties and lizards, what's an equine compared?)<br /><br />3.) Six(Ross) challenges Five(Cree) to a chess game. What happens?<br />Ross gets frustrated cause he can't move the pieces, and Cree doesn't know what the game is anyway. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/letters/=p.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":P" title=":P (Lick)" /> So they end up just trying to kill each other instead.<br />((Ross loses. Badly. Guns pwn gryphons every time.))<br /><br />4.) Who doesn't like to play Pokemon? I bet Ten(Maudlin) has some great Pokemon! What are they?<br />Maud is actually quite likely to have pokemon, if they existed in her world. XD Spearow and Pidgeot would be her favorites.<br /><br />5.) How does Three(Dyllen) like to gussy up for a date?<br />Oh dear. XD He'd probably marinate in his favorite cologne, put more product in his hair than is at all feasible, and dress in his absolute best suit for the occasion. <br /><br />6.) Five(Cree) and Two(Ethaniel) take a leisurely vacation together. Where do they go?<br />Probably to the only place in the destroyed world that's still green?<br /><br />7.) Nine(Odi) prepares dinner for Six(Ross)! What do they make?<br />She just shoots a deer and brings the carcass over to his lair. XD Yum.<br /><br />8.) Ten(Maudlin) and Three(Dyllen) team up. What happens?<br />A very elaborate plan that backfires and invents four new flavors of ice cream--all of which inspire the happiest thoughts of your life.<br /><br />9.) Seven(Zanzi), Ten(Maudlin), Eight(Phluffy), and One(Scheri) all have a sitcom together. What is it called?<br />Hell and a Basket Case. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/letters/=p.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":P" title=":P (Lick)" /><br /><br />10.) Is One(Scheri) more accustomed to tangoing, waltzing, or freestyling?<br />Waltzing.<br /><br />11.) Seven(Zanzi) hits on Four(Cake). Result?<br />Cake wonders if shooting him would make any difference to the situation, and Zan quickly gives up putting up the effort of being interested.<br /><br />12.) Two(Ethaneil) is offered an elephant ride or a balloon ride. He / she takes...<br />The elephant ride; that way he can save the elephants soul and have fun doing it. <3<br /><br />13.) What is 10(Maudlin)'s greatest burden?<br />She's part of a race that's being slowly driven to extinction. Oh yeah, and her brother is a depressive, psychotic paranoid. :.D<br /><br />14.) Eight(Phluffy), Three(Dyllen), Five(Cree), and One(Scheri) go out boozing. What happens?<br />Phluffy tries to eat Dyllen, Dyllen grabs Cree's gun and tries (unsuccessfully) to defend himself, Scheri comes in and saves his ass by throwing a toaster at Phluffy and Cree is left on the sidelines, laughing hysterically.<br /><br />15.) And finally, would Six(Ross) save Four(Cake) or Nine(Odi), if they were both in great danger and he/she could only save one?<br />He'd probably go for the cat, since gryphons are half-kitty anyway. Sorry Odi. C:<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>BAKA</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2009 20:48:51 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ 1. [ ] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out<br />2. [x] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails(I was so little... XD)<br />3. [x] Broken a chair by leaning back in it<br />4. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking<br />5. [x] Choked on your own spit while you were talking<br />6. [ ] Had people tell you that you are blond when you're not, or had people tell you that your blond highlights are going to your head<br />7. [ ] Been caught staring at your crush by your crush (I always made a point to <i>not</i> stare at my crushes. I'm kind of odd like that.)<br />8. [x] Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realized it was in your hand<br />9. [x] Tried to push open a door that said pull (4 or less hours of sleep = ZOMBIE.)<br />10. [x] Tried to pull open a door that said push (see above)<br /><br />Running total: 8<br /><br />11. [ ] Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love-potion<br />12. [x] Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else<br />13. [x] Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs (I do that a lot. Fortunately I don't care. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bucktooth.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":B" title="Bucktooth" />)<br />14. [ ] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave<br />15. [x] Have gotten gum stuck in your hair<br />16. [ ] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble<br />17. [ ] Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it<br />18. [ ] Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard<br />19. [x] Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name<br />20. [ ] Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot<br /><br />Running total: 12<br /><br />21. [ ] Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on<br />22. [ ] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle<br />23. [ ] Have run into a closed door<br />25. [ ] Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it<br />26. [x] It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke<br />27. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer<br />28. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan<br />29. [x] Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk<br />30. [ ] Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock<br /><br /><br />Running total: 14<br /><br />31. [ ] After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it <br />32. [ ] Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside<br />33. [x] Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else<br />34. [ ] Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property<br />35. [ ] Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc when its on, even though you knew it was hot<br />36. [x] Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes back on.<br />37. [x] Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in<br />38. [x] Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard<br />39. [x] Walked into a pole<br />40. [ ] Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident/stolen someones shoes by accident<br /><br />Running total: 19<br /><br />41. [ ] took a picture of someone's eye with the flash on<br />43. [ ] Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small<br />44. [ ] Walked out of the bathroom (stall) with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it<br />45. [x] Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it was that you were going to do (Happens all. the. time.)<br />46. [x] Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it<br />47. [x] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up<br />48. [x] Have poked yourself in the eye<br />49. [ ] Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on<br />50. [ ] Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair<br /><br />Running total: 23<br /><br />51. [x] Have done enough stupid things to make a test<br />52. [x] Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil<br />53. [x] Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it<br />54. [x] Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was<br />55. [ ] Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were<br />56. [ ] Looked into an overhead purposefully while it was on<br />57. [x] Got up early and got ready for school/work, then realized that you didn't have school/work that day<br />58. [x] Forgot your own phone number<br />59. [x] Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it<br />60. [x] Have ever lau... ]]></description>
                <author>~Unmentioned</author>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 21 Feb 2009 22:11:17 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yeah, so my best friend totally got dumped by her current love interest, got chewed out by her second choice, <i>AND</i> had her third choice back out on her.<br />I got to hear it all.<br />In tear-jerking detail.<br />Now I feel bad, because there isn't a lot I can do or say to her to make her feel better, and that always makes me feel like a bad friend.<br />Doesn't help that I have no experience in the matter, something she didn't fail to mention more than once.<br />Bah.<br /><br /><br />Oh yeah, and apparently I made a very bad choice in my fursona. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/blankstare.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":|" title=":| (Blank Stare)" />  One of the friends-of-a-friend that we were hanging out with was complaining about furfags and how they loved to have sex in fursuits, and somehow it became known that I had an anthropomorphic donkey character (I'm not about to say it's my fursona, not to that bastard.)  The douche totally laughs and says "Dude, that's like the ultimate furry porn!"<br /><br />.... ._. Maybe I'm just being butthurt over nothing, but to say that about my fursona--i.e. me, at least when I'm online--kind of hit a nerve with me. I'm about as opposite to a porn star as you could possibly get, and even standing alone my fursona's more adrogynous than anything.<br />Granted, this dude didn't know any of that and I knew it would be beating a dead horse to try and explain it to him. It just kind of hurt the way he'd automatically think my character was a sex object.<br /><br />Pheh. Males. ~_~; Whoever said I'm supposed to be <i>attracted</i> to a creature like that should be shot.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Unmentioned</author>
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                <title>Drama Whore</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 16 Feb 2009 21:42:56 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ 100 TRUTHS (are a lie.)<br />001. Name - Burro<br />002. Nickname - Burro, Mort<br />003. Status - An Hero<br />004. Zodiac sign - Scorpio Earth-Dragon<br />005. Male or female - You decide.<br />006. Elementary - My dear Watson.<br />007. High School - Hell<br />008. College - It would be a lot better if I wasn't here.<br />009. Smart - According to a free online IQ test.<br />010. Hair color - Red<br />011. Long or short - Mohawk.<br />012. Loud or Quiet - Silent as the grave. ;D<br />013. Sweats or Jeans - Jeans<br />014. Phone or Camera - Camera<br />015. Health freak - Hehe.<br />016. Drink or Smoke? - Neither.<br />017. Do you have a crush on someone? - No.<br />018. Eating or Drinking - Ew.<br />019. Piercing - No.<br />020. Tattoos - No.<br /><br />FIRSTS:<br />023. First piercing - Ears. They grew in.<br />024. First best friend - She sucked.<br />025. First award - Some save-the-environment thing in fourth grade.<br />026. First crush - Third grade.<br />027. First pet - Dog.<br />028. First big vacation - New York.<br />030. First big birthday - I...don't know.<br /><br />CURRENTLY:<br />049. Eating - No<br />050. Drinking - No.<br />052. I'm about to - fail at life?<br />053. Listening to - My own thoughts.<br />054. Plans for today - Waste time.<br /><br />YOUR FUTURE:<br />058. Want kids? - No.<br />059. Want to get married? - No.<br />060. Careers - Game Designer/Character Designer.<br /><br />WHICH IS BETTER WITH PREFERRED SEX?<br />068. Lips or eyes - Eyes?<br />070. Shorter or taller? - Don't care.<br />072. Romantic or spontaneous: Healthy mix of both?<br />073. Nice stomach or nice arms: -stares blankly-<br />074. Sensitive or loud - -shrug-<br />075. Hook-up or relationship - You aren't getting anywhere on a hook-up. Relationship or no-go.<br />077. Troublemaker or hesitant - Healthy mix of both?<br /><br />HAVE YOU EVER:<br />080. Lost glasses/contacts - Yep.<br />081. Ran away from home - No<br />084. Broken someone's heart - Prolly<br />085. Been arrested - Nope<br />087. Cried when someone died - Yep.<br /><br />DO YOU BELIEVE IN:<br />089. Yourself - No<br />090. Miracles - Sure<br />091. Love at first sight: Love takes a long time to develop.<br />092. Heaven - Full of pretentious bastards.<br />093. Santa Claus - As an anthropomorphic personification, maybe.<br />094. Sex on the first date - Hahahaha! With an asexual? Really?<br />095. Kiss on the first date - First date, no. First date is to see if we can actually tolerate each other. Second, third, etc. is when a relationship starts to grow.<br /><br />ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:<br />097. Is there one person you want to be with right now - Anyone who will actually listen?<br />098. Are you really happy with where you are in life? - No.<br />099. Do you believe in God - Higher something-or-other, yes. What form it takes, if any, is anyone's guess.<br />100. Post as 100 truths and tag: No one.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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