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They see us rollin'

http://V3NUS4URLOLAURI.deviantart.com/journal/25287077/ Sat, 13 Jun 2009 08:10:53 PDT

I went out to him today and when he was like "

" and I was like "

" and we were both like "

" so we are in love again~~ Lol omg I can't even have simple relationships with GOATS fhdksjfhs

Anyway, tidying my room rn
then gonna whore it hiar~

They see us rollin'

~V3NUS4URLOLAURI I almost (purposely) murdered my goat http://V3NUS4URLOLAURI.deviantart.com/journal/25269916/ http://V3NUS4URLOLAURI.deviantart.com/journal/25269916/ Fri, 12 Jun 2009 09:29:18 PDT

I fucking hate it
if its not gone within a week, i'm killing it
So I'm the one he has the most ~bond with
so I tie him up in the horse's paddock (there was no horse in it) so he can hop and skip and have some nice grass
He's grazing while I just sit there, fiddling with the grass
next thing I know I feel 2 sharp things dig deep into my back, the goat had fully head butted me
he then hopped up upon my arm and started desperately trying to bite at my face
I was bleeding painfully through all of this
I attach his leash to his collar and try to walk him over to our garden again, when he goes MENTAL and starts flipping and kicking everywhere
It gets to the stage where I tug the leash really hard to get him to move, and he fucking lies on the ground like a fucking bitch
so I pick him up and he kicks me so deep in my stomach, I'm pretty sure I can't have babies now (not that I would but w/e)
This goes on for about 40 minutes until I decide "I don't give a fucking shit if I break his neck" and I drag him, but he still doesn't move
until I pull out some meal and make a trail of it from his position to the peg he's tied to and i finally got him tied up
I can't take him
I even told my mom
if he is still here in a week, I'm killing him.
And btw, it was my brothers goat, but after 2 days he didn't want it so I took him, even though I never wanted him
so now, about 4 days later, fuck him
fuck him
i fucking hate it

They see us rollin'

~V3NUS4URLOLAURI super phun tyme http://V3NUS4URLOLAURI.deviantart.com/journal/25250711/ http://V3NUS4URLOLAURI.deviantart.com/journal/25250711/ Thu, 11 Jun 2009 08:52:56 PDT

There's like, 2 weeks of school left until the summer, dnw to wait that long omfg. Anywar, I love Oreo omfg <3 Srsly, I think I love him more than I love my dog. He's just as affectionate and more loyal. He's so adorable <333 My dog is so jealous of him, she keeps trying to kill him. But she will nevar succeed~ Lol I'm watching a Behind The Scenes documentary of TCM 3 and they describe Leatherface as "hideous, disturbing" LOL BUT he's hot o.o Speaking of Sexerface, hiar's 2 mmvs I made for him :- [link] [link] <333333333333333 Jsyk, I haven't been playing Platinum at all, I cba with the National 'dex yet and none of the minigames work for me in the wi-fi room o,o Btw, the goat was originally bought for my brother, but within 2 days he no longer wanted it so I adopted him~<3 I really realllly want a chainsaw o.o

They see us rollin'

~V3NUS4URLOLAURI Watch my mmv plz~ http://V3NUS4URLOLAURI.deviantart.com/journal/25248378/ http://V3NUS4URLOLAURI.deviantart.com/journal/25248378/ Thu, 11 Jun 2009 05:15:55 PDT

now on YouTube

[link]

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http://V3NUS4URLOLAURI.deviantart.com/journal/25238324/ Wed, 10 Jun 2009 15:07:12 PDT _{I know I don't seem like the kind of person who hates women and babies, but I do. Whenever I see a dumb woman walking around in short clothes with a purse I always think to myself "fucking whore." I HATE WOMEN. Whenever I see a couple parading a stupid baby I always vomit in my mouth a little.}

[link]
would not upload to YouTube
DAMN YOU WGM

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]]> ~V3NUS4URLOLAURI I'm going going back back to Callie Callie http://V3NUS4URLOLAURI.deviantart.com/journal/25212511/ http://V3NUS4URLOLAURI.deviantart.com/journal/25212511/ Tue, 09 Jun 2009 08:27:19 PDT _{I know I don't seem like the kind of person who hates women and babies, but I do. Whenever I see a dumb woman walking around in short clothes with a purse I always think to myself "fucking whore." I HATE WOMEN. Whenever I see a couple parading a stupid baby I always vomit in my mouth a little.}

I drew some Callie today but I forgot to bring my paper block home to scan it :C Lawl. Omg, my dog is so ronery, I've been spending all my time with my brothers goat who ~loves~ me. And everytime I come inside my dog always tries to be like, "No I'm cool, I'm cool wit u seein anotha animil" I'm like ">: ilu gurl" Anywar, I have a presentation to do in English about something I like. Would it be TOO inappropriate to do it about my love for Leatherface? Or should I do it about Eric Cartman? Or Pokemon? Remember - my English class is full of SANE people so think carefully plz~ Okay I am officially in love with Shibart on YouTube, if you dk who that is, watch this and prepare for lawlz - [link]

I have to go, I can hear my Oreo (my goaty boys name~<3) crying for me :C

They see us rollin'

]]> ~V3NUS4URLOLAURI I have a terrible secret http://V3NUS4URLOLAURI.deviantart.com/journal/25198497/ http://V3NUS4URLOLAURI.deviantart.com/journal/25198497/ Mon, 08 Jun 2009 13:31:25 PDT _{I know I don't seem like the kind of person who hates women and babies, but I do. Whenever I see a dumb woman walking around in short clothes with a purse I always think to myself "fucking whore." I HATE WOMEN. Whenever I see a couple parading a stupid baby I always vomit in my mouth a little.}

that I shall now reveal to you all. When I first got into South Park, I had a crush on... STAN :C IT GETS WORSE. About a week of loving Stan, I fell in love with Kahl instead, simply from watching BL&C too much. But then I came to my sense hurr~ Fangirlism works in such mysterious ways. ANYWAI watch this video I made plz~ [link] and tell me what you think of it hiar ~
HELL YEAH SUMMER HOLIDAYS IN LIKE 2 WEEKS~<3 AND HELL FUCKIN' YEAH COBI ON SATURDAY

~~~<3333
And omg, the pygmy goat loves me, he totally gave me a goat hug (head butted my arm

)

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]]> ~V3NUS4URLOLAURI Opinions/Advice plz http://V3NUS4URLOLAURI.deviantart.com/journal/25142782/ http://V3NUS4URLOLAURI.deviantart.com/journal/25142782/ Fri, 05 Jun 2009 12:19:15 PDT

Okay, I bought this Cartman t-shirt today, it's S but I have to wear a M for it to fit my chest right:

I was thinking, should I cut the sleeves off and trim the neck to make it into a vest top? I mean it is summer, and it would make it fit better XD Or does it look okay? cmmnt plz

(Lol,

, neck-down pic XD)

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]]> ~V3NUS4URLOLAURI ~*~fishal summur 2 du list~*~ http://V3NUS4URLOLAURI.deviantart.com/journal/25124556/ http://V3NUS4URLOLAURI.deviantart.com/journal/25124556/ Thu, 04 Jun 2009 12:16:16 PDT

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â Learn basic Japanese. I've been putting it off for waaay too long.
â Make at least ~1~ decent plush.
â Lose like 43957439857 stone, but still eat whateva I wan.
â Get a job.
â Buy a graphics tablet.
â Buy an Xbox 360.
â Buy a DSi.
â Watch every single new Peep Show.
â Get online money.
â Buy the DX Arceus plush.
â Fix up my art.
â At least ~attempt~ to have one relationship.
â Go to Domo-tachi.
â Get a lizard/ferret/mouse?
â Complete my National 'dex in Platinum.
â Actually write down all my sketch ideas, *try* and get some sort of pilot of them recorded.
â Start my own individual comedy project, sorry Tones, you're holding me back. :3
â Tidy my room, then whore pictures of it~

ITS LONG CUZ IT HAS 2 KEEP ME BUSY U C

Trying to plush atm

http://V3NUS4URLOLAURI.deviantart.com/journal/25069796/ Mon, 01 Jun 2009 13:03:24 PDT

They see us rollin'

Okay, so I was thinking about productive things to do, some people make plush, some people paint and shiz, but I'm not into those things atm. So then it occurred to me, my brain is something I can do! I'm thinking of doing online tutoring in English, English Literature, Biology and Physics, since I'm amazing at those, and only those, subjects. I would do it for super cheap, and give like the first 20 minutes free or something. I would do it over AIM, MSN, Stickam, whatever they want. I would only be able to do tutoring up to GCSE standard (Is that SATS in America? idk) Idk how I would go about advertising it though or if there's even such a market for live online education help.

I'm thinking of these prices: -First 20 minutes free -$10 for help through an entire large project -$2 an hour
idk, idk~

Anyway, Pokemon Platinum is working for me agaiin~<3 I only have 3 Pokemon and the rest are HM slaves. I call each slave "003" etc, lawlawlawl
I can't wait to get my Diamond dragon team over~<3

I walked my dog today and realised how adorable she is, next time I walk her expect pics~

Trying to plush atm

http://V3NUS4URLOLAURI.deviantart.com/journal/25010088/ Fri, 29 May 2009 06:12:58 PDT

They see us rollin'

MAKING SOFT SERVED ICE CREAM
FOR ALL MAH FRIENDS
ESPECIALLY KINNY

I got a new phone cause ANOTHER PHONE KILLED ITSELF D8 I got a LG Cookie, it's so insanely cool and awesome, I got the white and blue one. It has a little stylus like a DS lite

SPEAKING OF DS LITES OMG - SO I WAS PLAYING POKEMON PLATINUM AND JUST BEAT THE SECOND GYM/GOT A BIKE ETC, AND I GO TO SAVE CAUSE IT WAS 5AM, AND IT FREEZES AND I HAVE TO START OVER AGAIN FROM JUBLIIFE KFHDKJFHDKJGHDF. DGPDJGKLFDJG. SO I'M NOT PLAYING IT ANYMOAR. NEVAR. Well no I love my Craig on it~ so I will play again once I stop hating it. ANYWAY -

Me: Hey lol sis, Leatherface is the 2nd most gorgeous boy ever
Sis: Who the hell is that?
Me: Want to see?
Sis: Okay
Me: -puts up picture of gorgeous Leatherface on my phone-
Sis: What's that thing on his face?
Me: Its not his face
Sis: What do you mean?
Me: I MEAN, its not his face

Sis: OH SIK -throws phone-
Me:

Trying to plush atm

http://V3NUS4URLOLAURI.deviantart.com/journal/24943246/ Mon, 25 May 2009 13:16:10 PDT

They see us rollin'

I am going to -get- a God damn job within the next month and save up for a graphics tablet so I can do proper, actual art. THEN I'm going to buy loads of fabric and start plushin'. But until then, I'm going to practice with any random shit I find lying around the house. We have a sewing machine, and I've made a DRESS before so this should be easy enough. Ultimate goal: Coon plush. Hell yeah! If it goes well, I'll start making other SP plush for people for free, just to get practicing in, cause eventually I'd like to make my own Ryomega plush. Oooo baybee. Unfortunately this means that I will have to wait until like Christmas before I can afford an Xbox, never mind the fucking subscription fee!

BTW - IS THERE A FULL, STUDIO RECORDED VERSION OF "I AM CHEWBACCA" by DVDA? There's a short clip of it on the "Korn's Groovy Adventure" ep of South Park (I think)
YSI it to Rapidshare and I will YSI you something in return, a SP ep, anything

Trying to plush atm

~V3NUS4URLOLAURI Slowly, slowly http://V3NUS4URLOLAURI.deviantart.com/journal/24926781/ http://V3NUS4URLOLAURI.deviantart.com/journal/24926781/ Sun, 24 May 2009 15:20:06 PDT

They see us rollin'

I'm falling in love with Bebe Stevens. Her and Cartman are the only straight couple I encourage, tbh. I *just* made an account on y!gallery - [link] . Comment me so I can see all your gorgeous SP slashy art that you can't upload hiar~ I've been playing Pokemon Platinum non-stop

I caught a Shinx to raise, and named him "Craig" cause its colors are blue/yellow, as are Craig's. I thought it was quite clever imo~ I named my nemesis "Jew" so when his mom talks about him, she says "my sweet little jew" -ded- Finally before I get into tl;dr territory, can anyone recommend me any good Hannibal Lecteur films? Other than Silence of The Lambs THAT I LOVE

THAR NEEDS TO BE MORE LEATHERFACE YAOI -HINT-

Trying to plush atm

http://V3NUS4URLOLAURI.deviantart.com/journal/24909183/ Sat, 23 May 2009 14:45:39 PDT

They see us rollin'

I HAS INTERNET AGAIN~! I boycotted my dad into giving me the router back :> How I love you my manipulative ways! I'm watching Hannibal Rising, Hannibal was HOT as a kid >.> My mom is away to London, and cause my dad doesn't' give two solitary shits, I can do whatevz I want! I was thinking, I might camp out in a field on my own or run away to Dublin for the day, something "experimental" I've done some art based on SAW IV, seen it last night on Sky Horror

I want a man like Jigsaw~<3 A man who would kill for me, but not in a slasher way, in a playful and fulfilling way, I'm absolutely in love with the chair with the knife trap on it, where you have to push your face through the knives to get free. God damn that is genius!

Trying to plush atm