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So now I am ROMANTHECANDLE.

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YEAH AND STUFF.

]]> ~VenerableVunerable http://VenerableVunerable.deviantart.com/journal/25178247/ http://VenerableVunerable.deviantart.com/journal/25178247/ Sun, 07 Jun 2009 11:43:35 PDT
--

So yesterday, I went on a music rampage.

(In a Rolling Stones T-shirt.)

Bought two posters, a postcard, two CDs and a vinyl. Ill Lit and Lotus Isle were the CDs, I Need You and bandmates EP, respectively, and the record was a limited edition orange Modest Mouse 45-er. The Satellite Skin EP. Yeah, I think I'm special for that last find. Number 354 out of 4000. Eight dollars and fifty-four cents.

The posters were Nirvana and Jim Henson's Labyrinth. You know, the one with David Bowie in it. Yes...

The postcard is an adapted concert poster. A concert for the Jimi Hendrix Experience, actually. The one on 15.1.69.

And oh wow this sucks butt the Ill Lit CD is skipping like a high horse because my disk drive is whack.

Man. Far out. I love it when new CDs end up being crap.

...Anyway. Now all I need to do is get my record player fixed...

]]> ~VenerableVunerable http://VenerableVunerable.deviantart.com/journal/25127816/ http://VenerableVunerable.deviantart.com/journal/25127816/ Thu, 04 Jun 2009 15:37:24 PDT Scribbling on the sky the message He Is Dead,
Put crepe bows round the white necks of the public doves,
Let the traffic policemen wear black cotton gloves.

He was my North, my South, my East and West,
My working week and my Sunday rest,
My noon, my midnight, my talk, my song;
I thought that love would last for ever: I was wrong.

The stars are not wanted now: put out every one;
Pack up the moon and dismantle the sun;
Pour away the ocean and sweep up the wood.
For nothing now can ever come to any good.

-- From Stop All the Clocks by W. H. Auden

--

Yesterday, there was a pig and it made me sick.

Sarah thought that was genius. Why? I have no idea. I was just talking about having to dissect the damn thing and realizing that formaldehyde doesn't go well with having eaten breakfast.

Hello, Sink. How've you been?

Lovely, thank you. Though the puke you're spilling isn't so wonderful.

--

Spare a vegetable; eat a hamburger!

]]> ~VenerableVunerable http://VenerableVunerable.deviantart.com/journal/25080772/ http://VenerableVunerable.deviantart.com/journal/25080772/ Tue, 02 Jun 2009 00:02:03 PDT
I don't know, but living in Washington, one would assume that it would be cool during the summer.

(Stephanie Meyer lies, the whore; no, it doesn't rain here constantly. What a non-researching fucker.)

But oh, no. It's over 80. And me with no air conditioning. Hmm, I wonder why...

Maybe because heaters are a hell of a lot more practical here?

That might be it. Yup.

--

Frank Sinatra and Nat "King" Cole groove my lava lamp.

--

Oh wow! Where'd you get that cute little free buffalo?

]]> ~VenerableVunerable http://VenerableVunerable.deviantart.com/journal/24746522/ http://VenerableVunerable.deviantart.com/journal/24746522/ Wed, 13 May 2009 22:48:31 PDT [link]

LOOK AND BE AMAZED

My favourite response is:

Fuck, Joe! You filthy jackass! By giving "it" to your family and kissing your mother-in-law on the lips, you've doomed us all! JOE! FUCK!

Yumyumyum Swine Flu!

--

Let's learn to ballroom dance in the middle of Pioneer Square in Rolling Stones T-shirts and bell-bottom pants!

--

"I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse." - Woody Allen

or...

"Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious." - Brendan Gill

and finally...

Danny: Hey, you and Karen have a nice weekend of domestic cozitude again?

Paul: Yeah, we had a nice dinner, went to a movie - space western.

Danny: (smirks) Sounds great.

--

And so says the Revolution, "Go, go unto me, my children of the future and the past and all other such tenses, create the chaos you were made to reek, push down fences, shove down walls, spike the President's tea with LACE, but for the love of The Flowers and The Trip and Abbie Hoffman, do not let the Man bring You down, for You are but the Man, and he is but You!!"

And the masses shouted, "We shall! We shall! We shall throw dollar bills upon the New York Stock Exchange and watch them scramble, We shall put daisies in the barrels of guns shoved in our faces, We shall grow our hair and dirty our faces and We shall Make Love and Make Peace and Make VW Buses, and We shall not give up!!"

In twenty years, the Revolution is but forgotten, except in the hearts of those few who had the misfortune of being born into the era of Straights and Yuppies and that Horrible Thing Called Society, who pick up the Revolution's Books, the Scripture, REVOLUTION FOR THE HELL OF IT!! and They shall be inspired!

So comes the time of change, blown upon the caterpillar's smoke, told to us by the dormouse (FEED YOUR HEAD; DO NOT HEED THE PROPAGANDA ((but what is the propaganda?))). Janis Joplin, save us all. Jimi Hendrix, deliver us from evil, Orange Bicycle and Elmer Gantry's Velvet Opera, give us our Daily Fix, for thou aren't quite gone, thou is just Blowin' In the Wind, and thou shall be revived in Short Time, and shall not Smite the Non-Believers, for They are Precious Too, and so shall Lucy say:

"PROPERTY IS THEFT
PROPERTY IS ROBBERY
(Choose one of the three -- choose the one that rhymes)
and; hey, I dig your shirt. It's pretty groovy."

]]> ~VenerableVunerable http://VenerableVunerable.deviantart.com/journal/24398887/ http://VenerableVunerable.deviantart.com/journal/24398887/ Wed, 20 May 2009 20:01:18 PDT
I think I quite like it.

--

Dezequs is a rather good artist...

--

(20th May 2009)
IF A MOVIE WAS MADE OF YOUR LIFE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, etc).
Put it on shuffle.
Press play.
For every question type the song that's playing.
When you go to a new question press the next button.
Ready? GO!

Opening Credits:
Old Time Rock & Roll, by Bob Seger. YUMYUMYUM sounds like the soundtrack to Dazed and Confused already!

Waking Up:
Fuck You, by Lily Allen. LOL wow this really sounds like me. I'm kind've... non-agreeable in the morning.

Falling in Love:
They Are Night Zombies!! They Are Neighbors!! They Have Come Back From the Dead!! Ahhhh!, by Sufjan Stevens. I am loving this meme. Shaun of the Dead, anyone?

Fight Scene:
Hotel Roosevelt, by Augustana. This'd only be applicable if it were a fight with my best friend after saying something completely idiotic. And true. Probably about travel. We'd both be drunk, and it wouldn't be a very action-y scene until the crescendo of the music. Right at the, 'shut up, I know we can't talk about it,' they'd punch me in the face. Then I'd kick 'em in the gut, and after that a third party would come, break us up, and Best Friend would leave, leaving me to go back in the bar. Alcohol!!

Breaking Up:
Smile, by Lily Allen. Hmm. Now I feel like the crazy ex-girlfriend.

Make-up:
World At Large, by Modest Mouse. I must be extremely nonchalant about this, then. The one that wants to let go, but doesn't have anything better to do, so they go along with it.

Secret Love:
Bixby Cannon Bridge, by Death Cab for Cutie. Huh.

Life's Okay:
In My Place, by Coldplay. Not really a, 'content with the world and all who live there,' song, but whatever. I'd be pissed if I were stuck like the person in the song.

Mental Breakdown:
It's a Beautiful Day, by U2. Oh, LOL. The irony is choking me.

Driving:
Ode to a Tea Set, by the Shivas. They're a new, local indy-groove band that hasn't broken onto the scene yet. But if I'm driving in a scene with this song playing, I am tripping out of my mind.

Happy Dance:
The Boys Are Too Refined, by The Hush Sound. LOL.

Flashbacks:
Bye, Bye Baby, by Janis Joplin. Someone must be leaving in these flashbacks...

Regretting:
Once, by Pearl Jam. I love my iTunes...

Long Night Alone:
Billy Liar, by the Decemberists. Oh my flipping god. Anyone who's listened to this song will know why I'm whacked out.

Final Battle:
The Hazards of Love III (Revenge!), by the Decemberists. The CD in question is a story record, and this song actually is part of the climax of the story, LOL.

Death Scene:
Not Fade Away/Goin' Down the Road Feelin' Bad, by the Grateful Dead. Oh, I love the Dead.

Ending Credits:
Try (Just a Little Bit Harder), by Janis Joplin. LOL.

]]> ~VenerableVunerable http://VenerableVunerable.deviantart.com/journal/24191796/ http://VenerableVunerable.deviantart.com/journal/24191796/ Sat, 11 Apr 2009 23:29:26 PDT
And that's saying something.

My voice is deep because I'm insanely stuffed up. In the high baritone range now, sweets. It's hilarious. My voice is more of a drawl than anything, because that's the only way I can get it to sound.

Then again, I drawl and mumble and murmur on regular days. ...That made me think of Norton Juster's Whether Man.

I like the way my laugh sounds, though. It's deeper. I think I have more fun when I'm sick. I laugh more.

It's probably the medication.

]]> ~VenerableVunerable http://VenerableVunerable.deviantart.com/journal/24012656/ http://VenerableVunerable.deviantart.com/journal/24012656/ Wed, 01 Apr 2009 19:21:26 PDT
Yesforseriously.

Hanne is like that syrup that accompanied those pancakes that you got when you stumbled upon that little roadside cafe that you can't remember where exactly it is or what it's exact name was that you know you found on that one roadtrip you went on a couple years ago with your best friend in that old car that you loved, why'd you sell that car again? and the sunlight that poured through the window that one half-summer day that you were reading that dusty old book that you could barely understand and weren't really paying attention to because you were too busy looking out the window and sneezing from the must that was pushed into the air when you opened the volume, and the flowers you picked from the house down the street when you knew they were gone that were the very colour of the sun and the moon all at once, and sweet golden tea that leaves a bitter, bitter aftertaste, and that little creek you found in the woods that one time, with the large rocks and the rainbow coloured fish, and you accidently spooked that doe and it just looked at you, with wide wide eyes, and then bolted, and her hair, that tint of colour that is red, red red like rust or brick, and the snow that came in March, blue and white and silver and making the world perfect but not that you spun in until you fell down laughing, and like the multi-coloured bubbles you made when you were a kid with that bright bubble blower and the murals you made with coloured sidewalk chalk and the paint you got on your nice white Sunday dress.

And The Decemberists are like that old orchestra you listened to when you went with your parents to theatre, and all the players looked ancient and dusty and angular and mechanical and monochromic, and it was so strange that you watched them instead of the colourful, bright, beautiful and whimsical ballet that was going on right above, because you knew you would see that next year, but this orchestra was something you just had to watch, at least this time, and like the antique shop, with gilded sunlight hitting old dresses and fur coats and pocket watches that reflect your image, but double, and the old fashioned sailboat that you saw one time sailing around the river banks, the one the bridge opened to let through and you watched it go through the car window until all you could see where the very tops of the sails over the start of tall buildings and concrete pathways, and that beautiful boy with the frock coat and the wool hat that was smoking a cigarette on the corner, and the smoke flowed and twisted and turned lazily up, up, up... and that funeral for the uncle you didn't really know, the one that everyone said was crazy, that collected all those strange things in attic, and the smoke that flows from the top of the chimney over the rooftops of the slate coloured city on those rainy days that the entire sky is completely grey, grey grey grey for miles and miles, and you can't think of anywhere where the sky isn't that colour.

]]> ~VenerableVunerable http://VenerableVunerable.deviantart.com/journal/23968557/ http://VenerableVunerable.deviantart.com/journal/23968557/ Mon, 30 Mar 2009 13:25:50 PDT
Huh?

HUH?

I keep fucking waking up at 1 in the fucking afternoon!

What the shit is this shit?!

Sleeping in is all fine and dandy, but this late?! No! I don't care if I stay up so late my eyes start bleeding, waking up this late is not acceptable!

What the fuck is up with this?

]]> ~VenerableVunerable http://VenerableVunerable.deviantart.com/journal/23838145/ http://VenerableVunerable.deviantart.com/journal/23838145/ Sun, 22 Mar 2009 18:48:53 PDT Ann One-Hundred Twenty-Seventh.

2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandfather/grandmother on your dad's side, your favorite candy)
Annette Pepsi. (IF I FUCKING SAY IT COUNTS, IT GODDAMN COUNTS.)

3. YOUR RAP NAME: (first initial of first name, first three or four letters of your last name)
S Bar. (LOL.)

4. YOUR GAMER TAG: (a favorite color, a favorite animal)
Sage Wolf.

5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Ann Vancouver.

6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (first 3 letters of your last name, last 3 letters of mother's maiden name, first 3 letters of your pet's name)
Bar Hun Jas. (My cat's name is Jasmine. She's awesome like that.)

7. JEDI NAME: (middle name spelled backwards, your mom's maiden name spelled backwards)
Nna Retnuh.

8. PORN STAR NAME: (first pet's name, the street you grew up on)
Jasmine One-Hundred Twenty-Seventh.

9. SUPERHERO NAME: ("The", your favorite color, the automobile your mom drives) (Fuck my mom's car. How about mine?)
The Sage Bus! TO THE RESCUE!! (Volkswagen Buses rock your socks.)

10. YOUR ACTION HERO NAME: (first name of a main character in the last movie you watched, last food you ate)
Randall "Pink" Cinnamon Toast. (What the hell is the difference between a Super Hero name and an Action Hero name?)

]]> ~VenerableVunerable http://VenerableVunerable.deviantart.com/journal/23804869/ http://VenerableVunerable.deviantart.com/journal/23804869/ Fri, 20 Mar 2009 21:31:14 PDT
LOL.

The most positive thing I can say is the Severus Snape rocks my proverbial socks. I've always had a thing for sarcastic, dark characters that have a grudge against the hero/heroine, and man, he is the freaking epitome of such characters.

(Eli, if you make a comment on this that includes anything even vaguely mocking about the word 'epitome', I will have Andrew cut your hair while you're asleep.)

Hermione is also continually amazing, the insufferable know-it-all. But I think that her character is tarnished a bit by the fact that she ultimately ends up with a boy who she's completely incompatible with. Ron's a nice guy, really, but he was the emotional range of a teaspoon, and well, he and Lavender where perfect for each other. Equally shallow, insensitive, and their cumulative I. Q. of about 6. A tactical genius he may be, but he's not the sharpest tool in the box.

I just wish that the author had been someone that would've taken more time for details.

]]> ~VenerableVunerable http://VenerableVunerable.deviantart.com/journal/23705609/ http://VenerableVunerable.deviantart.com/journal/23705609/ Sun, 15 Mar 2009 04:39:58 PDT
Just a rather blunt and crude observation. Excuse my language, if you will, but I couldn't find any other word to describe the... I don't even know what to call it! The supposed 'lead-woman' is a complete pansy, even if she's supposed to be, 'strong, and terribly independent, and blahblahblah'... She's either done a lot of stuff before the book (or in some cases of the J.K. Rowling Epilogue Syndrome, after, though this seems to be restricted to lackluster relationships between completely incompatible people), or could, potentially, do a bunch of stuff, but she doesn't!

She's demur and annoying and the male wears the pants, even if the girl pretends to. Each book published with a female character like that puts the woman's rights movement back twenty years, I swear. So we should be, er, whereabouts the medieval, yeah? That sounds about right, yup.

I don't know, but in my world? The woman wears the pants. Or skirt. Whichever she prefers. I don't discriminate clothing choices. She can clean, she can cook, she can raise the kids, she can do whatever the fucking hell she wants, man, she could turn into a bat and go around flying for all I care, but if the woman is the one that holds the relationship together? She wears the collective trousers, dudes, and you're gonna have to get used to it. Sorry.

]]> ~VenerableVunerable http://VenerableVunerable.deviantart.com/journal/23355716/ http://VenerableVunerable.deviantart.com/journal/23355716/ Mon, 23 Feb 2009 02:48:00 PST this test.

I ended up being a organized visionary serial killer, with organized and goal-oriented a close second.

(Apparently, this is a good thing, because visionaries don't end up in prison; they end up it padded cells. Made me feel a lot better about the results. Kind of like hearing that I need an amputation as a result of shooting myself in the foot.)

It was actually rather interesting, and the questions were quite thorough. It wasn't just one of those crappy Quilliza quizzes or anything like that; it was professional and clinical, except for an end-note on the bottom of the results page asking people not to take it too seriously, and that the author was not responsible for an new serial killers following a pattern specified in the quiz.

Plus it was fucking hilarious, LOL.

But I kind've feel a bit crazy, now.

--

And motherfucker but I found this list of books and now I'm going to have read every single fucking one.

1. Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen

2. The Lord of the Rings

3. Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte

4. Harry Potter series - JK Rowling (I can honestly say that the only books I enjoyed in this series were Year One and Year Three. Year Three because of Remus and Sirius having scenes together (they're hilarious), and Year One because Harry didn't have anything to angst over yet; he was too busy being amazed at the fact that unicorns were real.)

5. To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee

6. The Bible

7. Wuthering Heights - Emily Bronte

8. Nineteen Eighty Four - George Orwell

9. His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman

10. Great Expectations - Charles Dickens

11. Little Women - Louisa M Alcott

12. Tess of the D’Urbervilles - Thomas Hardy

13. Catch 22 - Joseph Heller

14. Complete Works of Shakespeare

15. Rebecca - Daphne Du Maurier

16. The Hobbit - JRR Tolkien (The edition that I had the privilege of reading from was absolutely beautiful. Glossed pages, full colour illustrations, everything. It was amazing.)

17. Birdsong - Sebastian Faulks

18. Catcher in the Rye - JD Salinger

19. The Time Traveller’s Wife - Audrey Niffenegger

20. Middlemarch - George Eliot

21. Gone With The Wind - Margaret Mitchell (I tried, okay? In fucking 5th grade. 5th grade, people. I seriously got half-way through before I said, I'm going to kill myself if I have to read anymore of this.)

22. The Great Gatsby - F Scott Fitzgerald

23. Bleak House - Charles Dickens

24. War and Peace - Leo Tolstoy

25. The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams (I. love. this. book. It's probably my favourite, right after The Phantom Tollbooth.)

26. Brideshead Revisited - Evelyn Waugh

27. Crime and Punishment - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

28. Grapes of Wrath - John Steinbeck (I'm currently drudging through this book. It's good, but sometimes Mr. Steinbeck's repetitive word-usage gets freakin' annoying.)

29. Alice in Wonderland - Lewis Carroll (I have an original copy of this book! It's absolutely beautiful. I'm almost afraid to read it, it's so old. Plus, the Cheshire Cat scares the shit out of me.)

30. The Wind in the Willows - Kenneth Grahame

31. Anna Karenina - Leo Tolstoy

32. David Copperfield - Charles Dickens

33. Chronicles of Narnia - CS Lewis (I can't say I've read them all, but I have read up unto the Silver Chair, I think. Which is most of them.)

34. Emma - Jane Austen

35. Persuasion - Jane Austen

36. The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe - CS Lewis (These books are good, but really, really, really boring. Mr. Lewis had no sense of humour, in the slightest, and it shows. Oh, does it show.)

37. The Kite Runner - Khaled Hosseini

38. Captain Corelli’s Mandolin - Louis De Bernieres

39. Memoirs of a Geisha - Arthur Golden

40. Winnie the Pooh - AA Milne (But I'm going to have to read it again. Winnie the Pooh is probably my favourite animal character of them all.)

41. Animal Farm - George Orwell

42. The Da Vinci Code - Dan Brown

43. One Hundred Years of Solitude - Gabriel Garcia Marquez

44. A Prayer for Owen Meaney - John Irving

45. The Woman in White - Wilkie Collins

46. Anne of Green Gables - LM Montgomery (I have all the books... ]]> ~VenerableVunerable http://VenerableVunerable.deviantart.com/journal/23235229/ http://VenerableVunerable.deviantart.com/journal/23235229/ Mon, 16 Feb 2009 12:54:05 PST
Eli, if I said I was sorry, I would be lying.



--

[x] You have yelled at an inanimate object for 'hurting' you. (I yell at my cat and dog, too.)
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (I'm honestly surprised I haven't hurt myself with how often I do this.)
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks. (And then I try to explain it, and people are like, um, okay, I'm just going to scoot away from you now...)
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[x] You have been called a blonde. (I used to be so blonde. So, so, so blonde.)
[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. (My cousin Sam can do it. It was crazy.)
[] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same melody. (I'm a bit smarter than Eli. Or I get bored more easily.)
[] You sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit. (Yesterday. In the car. It sucked.)

---9---

[x] You have seen the Matrix/Star Wars and still don't get it. (I don't even know what I'm not supposed to get.)
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire. (Aha. Aha. Aha. Oops.)
[x] You have caught yourself drooling. (School is for catching up on sleep. Sometimes people drool when they sleep in a strange positions.)

---12---

[x] You have fallen asleep in class. (Again, school is for catching up on sleep.)
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking. (Read: math class.)
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking about. (LOL I do this all the time. I have a really short attention span.)
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you. (My parental units...)
[x] You are often told to use your "inside voice."

---17---

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math. (...Every once in a while...)
[ ] You have eaten a bug by accident (THANK GOD NO.)
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. (...I should probably be calling my mom right now... But I never do that anyway, so whatever.)
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. (...Yeah. No comment.)
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. (ALL THE FREAKING TIME.)

---21---


[ ] You re-post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't. (I fucking hate those. And the ones about child abuse.)
[x] You break/lose a lot of things. (I swear to God it's karma coming back to bite me in the ass.)
[x] You tilt you're head when you're confused. (Yeah, I do. I tilt my head when I'm reading, too. See, I'm doing it right now as I read what I type!)
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before. (It is not fun.)
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. (It's like LSD without the LSD!)
[x] The word "um" is used many times a day. (Unfortunately.)
[x] You don't know what "um" means. (Why should I care about the definition of a nonsense word?)
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[ ] You used a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.



Total: 28

Multiply this but 3 and you have your %: 84%

...I got more than Eli did...

]]> ~VenerableVunerable http://VenerableVunerable.deviantart.com/journal/23221750/ http://VenerableVunerable.deviantart.com/journal/23221750/ Sun, 15 Feb 2009 18:16:27 PST
That is all.

]]> ~VenerableVunerable http://VenerableVunerable.deviantart.com/journal/22424393/ http://VenerableVunerable.deviantart.com/journal/22424393/ Mon, 05 Jan 2009 21:27:48 PST
IN 2008 I:
[x] stayed single (BECAUSE I AM CRAZY LIKE THAT.)
[] got kissed
[] kissed someone new
[] made out
[] made out in a car

[] kissed in the snow
[] kissed in the rain
[] fell in love
[x] fell in love with a fool (A lovely little fool. PLATONIC.)
[] had my heart broken

[] broke someone else's heart
[x] had a stalker
[]lost a friend
[] had a good relationship with someone
[] questioned my sexual orientation

[] came out of my closet.
[] got pregnant
[] had an abortion
[] got married
[] had a divorce

[] kissed someone of the same sex
[x] met someone that I will never forget
[x] did something I regret
[] lost my true love
[x] lost faith in love

[] kissed under mistletoe
[x] got a job (SCHOOL = SLAVE LABOUR = TECHNICAL JOB.)
[] got a promotion
[] changed jobs
[] lost my job

[] quit my job
[] dated a co-worker
[] dated my boss
[] dated my boss's son/ daughter
[] got fired from my job

[] got straight A's
[x] almost got straight A's
[x] failed a class
[] cut class
[x] skipped school (What's the difference between cutting and skipping class?)

[x] did something I was proud of
[x] proved myself an idiot (Uh yeah like everyday?)
[x] embarrassed myself in front of the class
[x] fell in love with a teacher (Platonically.)
[x] was involved in something that I will never forget
[x] painted a picture
[x] wrote a poem
[x] ran a mile (How about jogged?)
[x] listened to music I couldn't stand
[x] double dipped
[] skinny dipped
[x] went to a sleepover
[] went to camp
[] threw a surprise party
[x] laughed till I cried

[] laughed till I peed my pants
[] flirted shamelessly (Flirting? What is this flirting you speak of?)
[] visited a foreign country
[x] visited a foreign state (YEAH IT'S CALLED CROSSING A FREAKING BRIDGE.)
[x] cooked a disastrous meal (EVERY FUCKING MEAL I MAKE.)

[x] lost something important to me
[x] got a gift I love
[x] realized something new about myself
[] tried to gain weight
[] dyed my hair

[] came close to losing my life
[] someone close to me died
[] went to a wild party
[] got arrested
[x] read a great book

[x] saw a great movie
[] saw a movie so scary that it made me cry
[x] saw a favorite band live
[] did something that I want to tell everyone
[x] experienced something new

[x] made new friends
[] found out who your real friends are (I always knew who they were.)
[x] lied to your parents
[] snuck out
[] got in trouble with police

[] kissed in a pool
[] kissed under the stars
[] did an illegal drug
[] went to a party
[x] had the time of your life

[] danced
[] fell out of love
[] had a crush on someone
[] changed your sexual preference
[x] swam in a pool

[] made a snowman
[] went snowboarding
[] went sledding
[x] slept in past 1pm
[x] held someone's hand
[x] held someone's hand that you care about
[] told someone you like them as more than a friend
[x] gone on vacation
[x] gone on vacation with a friend
[x] driven a car

[] played strip poker
[] danced in the rain
[] seen someone get in a car accident
[x] got in a fist fight
[x] laughed until you couldn't breathe

[] had an amazing year
[x] missed someone
[] got hit by car
[] sent someone to the hospital
[] got a new pet
[] enjoyed this year overall

]]> ~VenerableVunerable http://VenerableVunerable.deviantart.com/journal/22422989/ http://VenerableVunerable.deviantart.com/journal/22422989/ Mon, 05 Jan 2009 19:58:30 PST
Just an observation.

]]> ~VenerableVunerable http://VenerableVunerable.deviantart.com/journal/22376422/ http://VenerableVunerable.deviantart.com/journal/22376422/ Sat, 03 Jan 2009 15:03:29 PST
...Which is never a good thing.

Those books... I don't know. I liked the first book, and I liked the third book because it had SIRIUS BLACK in it with a vague amount of regularity. And Lupin. I quite liked Lupin. Made me smile like an idiot, both of them did. The twins were always highlights, too, though they really didn't make many appearances until the fifth book.

But I didn't really ever like any of the other books. And then the Deathly Hallows epilogue... God, I don't think that I've heard a positive comment on that since people first read it. And for good reason. It was the biggest fucking Deus Ex Machina I have ever seen, barring the Avatar series, of course.

And Harry annoyed me constantly from books three through seven. In the first two he wasn't so bad because he didn't know anything about anything and so couldn't angst over it. But then! Oh, god! Someone is supposedly out to kill him (always rather anti-climatically, if I do so say, and I do say so) and he doesn't seem to get that he's not the only one on Earth, ever, to have someone out to get him.

The Order killed me dead, though. The entire book is just the horror that is teenage angst and lashing out at those trying to help you, and while I can't say that I've never done that, I can say that I have not carried it on for as long as Lightning Bolt managed to.

Personally, I liked Malfoy better than Potter, even if Draco was an antagonostic git. But he was blond, and that automatically makes him better. Lucius always made me a bit sad because of what he could have been but didn't become.

Ron was a cutie, but just so. damn. clueless. Really. But I liked him because he was a strategist, and I like strategists. Hermione was okay. Kind've a goody-two-shoes, though. I couldn't stand her when she did shit like telling McGonogall about the Firebolt for the greater good or however she justified it. I hate people that thinks it's their duty to get into everyone elses business and decide what's best for them, then proceed to attempt to make what they think should happen happen.

MIND YOUR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS.

One thing I never got, though: if they wanted to (needed to, whatever) kill Moldymort so badly, why even bother with a wand? Guns are very wonderful things when you want to eliminate someone. BANGDEAD! That's all it takes.

For the sake of melodrama, I suppose.

]]> ~VenerableVunerable http://VenerableVunerable.deviantart.com/journal/22175281/ http://VenerableVunerable.deviantart.com/journal/22175281/ Wed, 24 Dec 2008 20:01:45 PST
LOL.

But anyway, happy holidays to everyone here! I hope you have a wonderful time this holiday season.

AND REMEMBER: DRINK YOUR EGGNOG.

(With or without alcohol, of course.)

]]> ~VenerableVunerable http://VenerableVunerable.deviantart.com/journal/22129080/ http://VenerableVunerable.deviantart.com/journal/22129080/ Mon, 22 Dec 2008 19:35:44 PST
For around ten months, in fact.

Anyway. As I am a completely anti-social bitch, I don't really reply to any comments on my dev page from the people who's artwork I have favourited. Or from anyone else, for that matter. ELI. YEAH, I'M TALKING TO YOU.

I'd like to say thank you for taking the time to both look at my page and acknowledge the fact that I favourited your art, and thank you for making the artwork in the first place.

BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING AWESOME.

And the people that commented on my journal, thank you for reading my ranting. And LOL taxidermy.

--

After ten months, my taste in music has not much changed.

My taste in art has not, either.

(The quality of it, though, is so, so much better. I shudder to look at things churned out all that time ago. HAVE WE EVER HEARD OF ANATOMY?)

My taste of clothes has changed, though. Promptly after the realization that my wardrobe looked as if I went to a funeral every day of the week.

But anyway.

IT IS SNOWINGSNOWINGSNOWING WHERE I AM.

It kinda sucks, actually. I wanted to go to Korsakoffee, but the roads are too iced up to really go anywhere.

Well, that's what the news says. Along with the fact that the roads that would take me to the Coffee House are closed.

Ah. Just my luck, I guess.

]]> ~VenerableVunerable http://VenerableVunerable.deviantart.com/journal/17547687/ http://VenerableVunerable.deviantart.com/journal/17547687/ Fri, 23 May 2008 21:40:07 PDT
It seems to confuse people. I'm sure the telemarketers absolutely love it. I promptly hang up after I say that, but they've never called again.

Hmm...

Ah, god, my hands hurt. The bass is annoying. Yes, it is. (But I still love it.) I played it for too long today, and this is the result.

But the tea helps, even if it's too thin. Yes, yes, it does.

On a different note, the new Panic! At the Disco (and no, I don't care if they, 'changed their name to 'anic At the Disco', dumbass!', because I. don't. care. I like it better with the exclamation point) CD is amazing. Really. You should go and listen to it.

...Right now.

......Why the hell are you still reading? Go! Listen to the fucking music, dumbass!

(Except not. Edit 5-22-08)

]]> ~VenerableVunerable http://VenerableVunerable.deviantart.com/journal/17385960/ http://VenerableVunerable.deviantart.com/journal/17385960/ Mon, 17 Mar 2008 19:33:47 PDT
Well-known afflicties-- Chris Martin (of Coldplay), Tyson Ritter (of the All-American Rejects), and (alledgedly) Adam Levine (of Maroon 5)

Lead Singer's Disease is actually more of a syndrome, and is related directly to the male ego (though there are exceptions, and they are becoming more and more common). When affilicted, one develops a swelled head, along with a heightened amount of arrogance and general nastiness. Many times, the leader of the band begins to think he (or she) is the most important member of the group, whether or not it is true.

Although one might first think LSD to refer to the drug (lysergic acid diethylamide), it is not related to this particular LSD in anyway, other than the fact that the lead singer themselves may or may not have previously taken or be taking acid.

(This is not true. At all. It is not to be taken offense to (or seriously), and the 'well-known afflicties' thing is a joke. I am kidding. Sources from wikipedia.org.)

]]> ~VenerableVunerable http://VenerableVunerable.deviantart.com/journal/17340774/ http://VenerableVunerable.deviantart.com/journal/17340774/ Sat, 15 Mar 2008 01:55:31 PDT
Absolute bloody genius. Yes. And you know it.

And oh, trumpet, I feel so dorky today. It's probably because I've been taking those 'menthol-lyptus' cough drops and I'm about half high off of them, but I've been looking up the craziest shit ever. Like Pokémon. Yeah.

The running gags throughout the Pokémon series are quite funny, in a sort of really really really lame way.

Like the Team Rocket, 'Looks like we're blasting off again~'. Priceless. But it gets old.

And good fucking god, I am so pissed at the morons that wiped my hard drive. Arghhh. I can't even explain.

But anyway. I'm going to go read more about Pokémon. Thank you, and goodnight.

(Er... morning...?)

]]> ~VenerableVunerable http://VenerableVunerable.deviantart.com/journal/17338779/ http://VenerableVunerable.deviantart.com/journal/17338779/ Fri, 14 Mar 2008 21:22:20 PDT
Like Napolean Dynmite.

Can I have your tots? No. Absolutely not. Never in a million years.

Ligers are just, like, kinda my favourite animal.

Stay away from my tots! Asshole...

Frickin' awesome!

Thanks, Pedro.

*does f@#$ing awesomelame hip-hop dance*'

I'm amazed no one has complained about my Napolean Dynamite references.

And I suddenly want to do the conga-line dance thing Max did in 'Where the Wild Things Are'. Yes. I do.

(And, I'm fucking pissed out of my mind at the dumbasses people that wiped my hard drive.)

]]> ~VenerableVunerable http://VenerableVunerable.deviantart.com/journal/17323283/ http://VenerableVunerable.deviantart.com/journal/17323283/ Thu, 13 Mar 2008 21:15:34 PDT
I'm sick. Yesh, I am. I've been eating cough drops like candy, and they taste absolutely terrible. The saddest part is that they're probably the best tasting ones you can get.

Yuck.

On a happier note, I've been amusing everyone with my wimpy sneezes. They are, honestly, quite wimpy. RhA thinks they're cute. I told her to shut up.

I'm amazing docile, though, when I'm sick. I just noticed this today, which is kind've sad, seeing as this isn't exactly a rare, extremely strange occurance.

Yeah, 'cause I'm usually an utter bitch. Ten dollars says it's the, 'mento-lyptus', Halls.

]]> ~VenerableVunerable http://VenerableVunerable.deviantart.com/journal/17184371/ http://VenerableVunerable.deviantart.com/journal/17184371/ Tue, 04 Mar 2008 17:52:34 PST
"Yeah."

"Go to the freaking doctor, AdL."

"Oh, he's just crying 'cause his cat died today."

A pause.

"I'm not crying!"

"Wait, wh- Er, AdL doesn't have a cat!"

"No, wait, it's actually because his ex-girlfriend just dumped him."

Incredulous looks are exchanged and directed at Er.

"That makes absolutely no sense, Er."

"That's the point."

"Actually, it's because my cat got hit by a car and didn't die."

AdL is officially now known as, 'Bronchiole Boy'.

]]> ~VenerableVunerable http://VenerableVunerable.deviantart.com/journal/17170089/ http://VenerableVunerable.deviantart.com/journal/17170089/ Mon, 03 Mar 2008 18:33:58 PST
]]> ~VenerableVunerable http://VenerableVunerable.deviantart.com/journal/17138564/ http://VenerableVunerable.deviantart.com/journal/17138564/ Sat, 01 Mar 2008 19:44:50 PST really dorky, but I think it's quite awesome. ... In an extremely geekish way.

I saw Juno recently, which is kind've sad, since it's been out forever. It was totally boss, though.

Earlier, before I saw that, though, I watched The Other Boleyn Girl. It. was. terrible.

Really. The actors were bad, the camera shots were horribly done, the time transitions were, at best, confusing, the storyline wasn't explained enough (like, how Mary Boleyn's first husband died of the fever, but that wasn't even mentioned, at all; he just suddenly wasn't there anymore, as if he merely stopped existing), the crying, and the labor both sisters went through was unconvicing, some important lines were read passively, they didn't have much emotion in them at all, and there were too many sex scenes to really enjoy the movie, even if it had been good.

I wasted eight bucks and three hours of my life for that. Honestly, I considered going to sleep a few times, but the moaning and groaning from the couples doing it kept me from that, but succeded in making me want to puke. I don't get, and never will, why people think that movies now need a bunch of sex to make them enjoyable to the audience. It really just takes away the appeal of an otherwise great movie (if, in fact, the movie is even any good).

Take Hot Fuzz, for example. Brillant movie, and no sex, at all. Merely friendship and blood. Admittedly, a lot of blood, but it can be overlooked, unlike other things.

All in all, if you haven't seen Juno, or Hot Fuzz, for that matter, I sincerely reccomend them. The Other Boleyn Girl, though, is not at all a must see, and one should not waste time watching it.

]]> ~VenerableVunerable http://VenerableVunerable.deviantart.com/journal/16794537/ http://VenerableVunerable.deviantart.com/journal/16794537/ Sat, 09 Feb 2008 03:08:07 PST
My logic is warped. I know. And I'm amazed you didn't realize this before. And I'm laughing at you.

Ahahaha.

...I'm done now.

I kind've miss my little metro-buddy. I haven't seen him for a few days. Really, it's not fun. It's like a chain-smoker not having a cigarette.

Withdrawal! *Dies*

It's the same with Coca Cola. And Cake. Yes, Cake.

...Yosh, AusH needs to not be sick anymore. Poor thing, he really seemed like he was having a shitty day. He needed a hug. And he got one. And GaB laughed. And I told him to shut the f@*^ up.

Painfully cheerfully, of course.

]]> ~VenerableVunerable http://VenerableVunerable.deviantart.com/journal/16529204/ http://VenerableVunerable.deviantart.com/journal/16529204/ Tue, 22 Jan 2008 21:20:12 PST
Mohawka said I'm naive. I said, no, I'm talking about that new Veggie Tales movie, 'The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything'. K is obviously obessed with it.

Oh my god, K interjected, I actually did see that movie! It was awesome! And it was one big Christian metaphor!

Really, K, said Mohawka.

Yes! Really! You were there too, so you would know! But, anyway, we went with JoR and PiL and Mohawka and and and.... Whoever, but anyway, like halfway through the movie, I realized the metaphor, and I leaned over to JoR and was all like, 'Dude, I just figured it out! It's all like a really big metaphor!'

Really, K, I said.

Yes! And the songs were awesome! I have them on my MP3 player! Look, look!

...Oh my god, I want those songs. Mohawka looks at me strangely, but shrugs and says,

They're decent, if not holding extremely heavy Christian overtones.

I gasp. That's what I said! I then turn to K. But I still want those songs. Really. I do.

I know you do! Who wouldn't?! K is still much too excited for her own good (for the love of God, K, please don't have a heart attack and die on us; we need you to laugh at; I know, I'll try not to). I mean, really! Do you remember Larry the Cucumber?

Yes, yes I do. He owned beyond all belief.

Yes! He did!

By now, Mohawka is just kind've lost, and looks as though she would be perfectly happy if she were about thirty-nine feet away from us. We, meanwhile, are reinacting the Veggie Tales theme song, terribly off-key, of course.

Odd looks are given all around.

It's alright, says Mohawka. K just forgot to take her medicine. As did SaB.

And all this resulted in K, Mohawka and I deciding to make plans to go to the movies and see Sweeny Todd and The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything.

Oh, oh! K exclaims. Let's go theater hop! It's so fun!

No, K, Mohawka and I deadpan.

K deflates, but suddenly is happy again. Let's get PiL and JoR to come!

...Alright, K. Mohawka is obviously exasperated, but K does not seem to notice.

...She never does.

]]> ~VenerableVunerable http://VenerableVunerable.deviantart.com/journal/16510732/ http://VenerableVunerable.deviantart.com/journal/16510732/ Mon, 21 Jan 2008 18:09:02 PST
Conversely, Kakashi is much too easy to draw. It's probably because his mask and hitai-ate covers more than 80 percent of his face.

...I need my tablet.

My brother found AuSH at a store. And then called me. And then gave him the phone, so, 'I could have a wonderful conversation with my bestest best friend.' Yeah. Right.

I'm awkward with people everyone over the phone. Everyone.

...I don't like cellular phones.

No, scratch that, I don't like phones in general. They are evil little things bent on world domination, and should be destroyed before they finish with their diabolical plans.

Er.... Yeah.

But, bless him (and his children, and his children's children), he kept the conversation short and to the point, and hung up quickly.

Yeah. AuSH is awkward over the phone, too. I empathize with him. Vaguely. Then again, it might have been because of my brother. He's pretty damn stupid and tactless, and I could hear him harassing AuSH and his brother in the background.

May the powers above help them. (Er... What powers?)

]]> ~VenerableVunerable http://VenerableVunerable.deviantart.com/journal/16467499/ http://VenerableVunerable.deviantart.com/journal/16467499/ Fri, 18 Jan 2008 22:56:23 PST
K gave me my Red Jumpsuit Apparatus CD back. After having it for three to four months. But I got Chiodos in the deal, so it's all good.

She also has an obession with pirates. That must be why she continues saying, 'Yoho', everytime she greets someone, right?

Though I'm going for the other meaning.

Someone called 911 in VT today. K and JeS (Mohawka, from now on) were 10 minutes late for Math today because of it. I'd just gotten in from returning a camera, so I only heard the last part of K's rant about stupid people and cell phones and the police and Mr. G, but I weaseled it out of her later on in class.

Weasel. Heh.

And BTW, I'm angsty because I feel like it. Not because I'm emo. I'm- I'm in denial, aren't I?

K would agree, I think. I am, after all, the one wearing the NB4C bandanna. Gangsty, no?

I swear to God, I'm going to murder TeR if he mutilates my iPod in any way, shape, or form. I'm serious, this time.

I need Leigh Nash. And Z. Yes, I need Z.

But I'm still going to murder TeR.

There is a desperate need for DeidaraxSakura fanstuff. In general.

...

That's not pr0n.

I think Chiodos is now my offical soundtrack. Forevah. And oh, God, I just sounded like the preppy girls in my J class.

Noooooooo.

Speaking of it, I put the RJA CD on in that same J class. It was funny, actually, seeing as none of them knew that Face Down had screamo in it. I hate editing.

But I love that class, because I can play my DS if I have nothing to do. That wasn't due in November.

HaN thinks Secondhand Serenade is emo. And that the Perfect Victim (they're on Myspace. Decent enough) is vaguely screamo. Listen to the Number Twelve Looks Like You, HaN, and have your perspective on 'screamo' changed forever. And your eardrums blown out.

SaR is jealous of my bandanna. The Nightmare Before Christmas one I mentioned earlier. I passed by her in the hall, and the greetings went something like this:

"Hey, SaR."

"H- I want your bandanna. I'm jealous of your bandanna."

"I know you are, SaR."

Al is also jealous of the bandanna. I told her to go to Florida if she wanted one. She cursed.

TrE wasn't there today. I was vaguely disappointed. Skipper.

L was playing Pokemon. She owns that game. Not even fair. Seriously.

AnG was annoying again. She's like my puppy. Except louder. And more self-rightous.

AnD is funny. He's the All-Knowing-South-Park-Watcher. He even knows that South Park is in the Guiness World Record book for show with the most curse words, racial slurs, and inapporiate comments/sexual innuendos. Which isn't a compliment. At all. But it's still funny.

MaT is tiny. As usual. And he continues to call people (except girls, because he's not that stupid) fat as an all-around diss.

Anorexic wanker.

Joking, of course. But I swear I have the same pants he wore today in my closet. When I asked where he got them, he said:

"Macy's. I think."

I was thinking that Macy's was an evil organization bent on commercializing the world, but I replied all the same.

"In the girl's or the guy's section?" AnD laughed in the background.

"Gir- I mean guy's! I meant guy's!"

"Oh, nice save, MaT! But you said girl's, you said girl's! You got them in the girl's section!" I proceded to dance in a little circle of triumph, singing, 'girl's section, girl's section!', while MaT continued to protest, 'I got them in the guy's, the guy's!', and AnD was just about blue in the face and having a seizure from laughing so hard.

MaT blamed it on the fact that the words both start with the letter 'g', and therefore confused him. I still danced. AnD still laughed.

Then AnD's sister ruined it by coming in with her cell phone and Hollister bag. Nice girl. Nicer if she didn't go to Hollister. Since she's.... eleven? Maybe?

My cousin (nyb, by the way. Look 'er up) said she'd lend me some of her art books.

Eternal familial love.

...Bones is over-dramatisized. Terribly.

I want Devil Wears Prada. Maybe E will lend a CD to me? Maybe...

I found my GameCube memory card. It has a very liberal amount of dust on it.

...

Nasty...

I love Hidan. Because he's pretty. And absolutely in-fucking-sane. And has sadomasochistic tendencies, which is always a plus. Because it's funny.

]]> ~VenerableVunerable http://VenerableVunerable.deviantart.com/journal/16451321/ http://VenerableVunerable.deviantart.com/journal/16451321/ Thu, 17 Jan 2008 19:39:38 PST
It went like this:

"He's mah bitch."

"Hey! I-"

"Yes, you are."

...

"Yeah, I guess you're right."

This was all at S's lunch table, by the way.

I hate Thursdays. And Fridays. And Mondays. And pretty much every week day. But Fridays and Mondays the most.

I've noticed, when looking for SasoSaku pics, that almost more than half are pr0n. It made me laugh.

I found a wonderful thing today, though. It's, 'Stop Hating Smartasses', by dinyctis. And it's made of pure awesome. As are you, dinyctis, whomever you are. Check the frickin' pic out, people.

...

No, seriously. Do it. Now.

]]> ~VenerableVunerable http://VenerableVunerable.deviantart.com/journal/16439729/ http://VenerableVunerable.deviantart.com/journal/16439729/ Wed, 16 Jan 2008 22:50:57 PST
Which is sad. Very, very sad.

So, I will. Don't expect it to make any sense, please.

Naruto Quiz--

x=yes (1 point)
>=half true (half point)

NARUTO
[x] You're stubborn.
[x] You like ramen. (Ramen=Love=Bestfoodever.)
[] Are foxes your favorite animal?
[] You're afraid of ghosts.
[] You're jealous of your best friend.
[] Are you a hands-on kind of person?
[] Do you have a crush on someone, who isn't interested in you?
[x] You want people to respect you.
[x] You never give up.
[] Are you tan?
[] Were you born on the 10th of October?
Total: 4

SASUKE
[x] You don't care about other people or their opinions.
[] Are you left handed?
[x] Your prefer being alone.
[x] Are you cold, cruel or withdrawn? (In the presence of stupid people.)
[x] Are you talented? (People tell me I am. I promptly tell them to suck up to someone else. Or that I'm not. But I'll listen to them. ...For once.)
[x] Have you had to work on your social skills?
[x] Do you practice your skills?
[] Do you have a motive in you life that you live for?
[x] Do you feel like you're cursed?
[] Were you born on the 23rd of July?
Total: 7

SAKURA
[] You like the color pink. (...No. Just... no.)
[] Do you feel like something inside of you is ordering you?
[] You and your friends have a crush on the same person.
[x] You're smart.
[] You have a five-finger forehead.
[>] You usually repress your emotions. (Around stupid people.)
[x] You insult people just to annoy them.
[x] You are aiming for a medical career.
[] You grew long hair because of your crush.
[] Were you born on the 28th of March?
Total: 3.5

KAKASHI
[x] You read romance novels.
[x] You like to spend time in the fields.
[x] Have you separated from some group?
[x] Is your personality hard to describe?
[x] Are you often late?
[x] Do you like to use something that covers your mouth? (Myh scarvessss.)
[x] Do you use the sayings: "A black cat crossed my path..." or "I fell into a sewer..."? (With my parents. They never believe me, for some reason...)
[] Is one of your eyes a different color from your other one?
[] You only have one hobby.
[] Were you born on the 15th of September?
Total: 7

ITACHI
[x] You like red and black.
[ ] You wear purple nail polish. (...My nails aren't long enough. They're barely above the cuticle.)
[x] You paint your toenails.
[x] You've been the leader in a group. (Once or twice. It was terrible.)
[x] You're a lot more advanced than other in your age class. (In certain aspects.)
[x] You're unforgiving at times.
[] You judge people.
[] You hang out with a certain crowd.
[x] You have a little brother.
[x] You dress in overly long clothes. (Band t-shirts and long coats. I need to shrink the band shirts still.)
Total: 7

GAARA
[x] You like sand.
[x] You could care less. (Yay for apathy... ?)
[] You feel like no one loves you.
[x] You're alone a lot of the time.
[] You've made some sort of a symbol of love on your skin.
[] Your name means death in Japanese.
[] You have one reason to live.
[x] Your life has had a significant turn.
[] You have red hair.
[] Is you birthday on the 19th of January? (28th. And I wish everyone would just forget about it.)
Total: 4

LEE
[x] You believe in hard work. (Not that I practice what I preach or anything...)
[x] You're decisive.
[] You have large eyes.
[x] You're a unique person.
[x] You've seriously decided to do something.
[] You have a huge crush on someone.
[x] You have a person who you share a warm relationship with. (Does my cat count? She's warm... And is a good pillow.)
[] You have a black bowl-cut.
[] You've been in an accident where you were had little chance to survive.
[x] You like green. (Dark green... And Zetsu. Yes, Zetsu.)
Total: 6

JIRAIYA
[] You write and sell romance novels.
[>] Are you a pervert? (Austin has corrupted my mind. Officially.)
[] Do you like alcohol?
[x] You're somewhat famous. (...Infamous?)
[] You have long/white hair.
[] Do you spy on people for some reason?
[x] You're specialized in some field.
[] You're over 20.
[x] You're in some way great. (At sarcasm. My father invented it. I perfected it. And stole all the credit.)
[x] Do you have an ambiguous way of thinking?
Total: 4.5

OROCHIMARU
[x] Are you pale?
[x] Do you like snakes?
[] Is one of you... ]]> ~VenerableVunerable