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I hate that song, but it's so damn catchy.

CLUBS:


]]> ~Violent-Tendencies http://Violent-Tendencies.deviantart.com/journal/12957417/ http://Violent-Tendencies.deviantart.com/journal/12957417/ Mon, 14 May 2007 18:47:00 PDT i really can't remember the last time i wrote an actual journal entry with alla dem thar fancy words an' such. truth be told, i haven't all that much to say...well, nothing of merit atleast...and nothing that i'd have the balls to post here, but i digress. i got into college (attendance was finalized today); it's a private all-girls school in decatur, georgia; and to my suprise and delight, i find that i am indeed very excited at such a prospect as attending dun dun DUN college. goddamn, i'm writing formally. uh, fuck shitcunt, bears, fuck, fuck, fuck, uh, bears again, energy crisis, annnnnnnd titty.
there we go--we all loosey-goosey? awesome. school's driving me to kill. it's not a matter of too much to do; it's a matter of nothing to do. once you realize that you're wasting seven hours of precious sleeping/sexing/legend of zelda-ing time in school doing NOTHING you start wanting to cut yourself and others. there is NOTHING MOAR MIND-NUMBING THAN THE MATING HABITS OF ALASKAN HUSKIES. IN SPANISH. FOR FORTY-FIVE MINUTES.
NOTHING!!1
recap: school is exhausting.
speaking of which, so are my parents: my father, a respectable man, strolls into my quiet, clean room somewhere between ridiculously early in the morning and 8:02AM. on a sunday. silently reaching over my slumped, slumbering body, he grasps the warm blankets, wrapped meticulously around me, and violently yanks them free, sending my body into a perpetual spinning motion that could solve all our energy problems right now. once i was done vomiting and had regained my composure, my father explained that i needed to stop being "a vampire," stop sleeping during the day, and sleep "only at nights." taking this decree with the utmost respect, i dizzily fixed my bed whereupon my father retired to his room to take a nap.
give it a moment. it'll sink in.
oh how none of the copious amounts of irony was lost on me as i later ate all the chocolates in my house whilst they slumbered.
the end. 8D

CLUBS:


JOKE?: [link]

GAY:


]]> ~Violent-Tendencies http://Violent-Tendencies.deviantart.com/journal/12578837/ http://Violent-Tendencies.deviantart.com/journal/12578837/ Fri, 13 Apr 2007 10:09:51 PDT
i run it; go join. 8D

]]> ~Violent-Tendencies http://Violent-Tendencies.deviantart.com/journal/11819535/ http://Violent-Tendencies.deviantart.com/journal/11819535/ Wed, 21 Feb 2007 20:10:46 PST
Go here: [link]

also, this:


]]> ~Violent-Tendencies http://Violent-Tendencies.deviantart.com/journal/11340151/ http://Violent-Tendencies.deviantart.com/journal/11340151/ Sat, 06 Jan 2007 17:14:26 PST

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
"...correct. 'Everybody had behaved splendidly! Spendidly!'--'you must,' he..."

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.
tissue box, the SIMS, a large hard-back book on Turkey.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Dethkids

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
13 o'klok

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
8:04 pm

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
my girlfriend

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
half an hour ago to make a fool of myself on a treadmill

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
a computer

9. What are you wearing?
clothes

10. Did you dream last night?
duhhh, no?

11. When did you last laugh?
a moment ago--i may or may not be drunk.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
masks and butter

13. Seen anything weird lately?
yes.

14. What do you think of this quiz?
eggs.

15. What is the last film you saw?
oh dear god, Eraserhead

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A SOLID GOLD TELEPHONE.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
a have a double-pronged penis.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
kill oprah winfrey.

19. Do you like to dance?
twice. and only in the name of REVOLUTION.

20. George Bush:


21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Kevin Snikkleplotz

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Neopets

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Yes.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the Pearly Gates?
"TAG; you're it!"

25. 4 people who must also do this:


]]> ~Violent-Tendencies http://Violent-Tendencies.deviantart.com/journal/10382220/ http://Violent-Tendencies.deviantart.com/journal/10382220/ Fri, 13 Oct 2006 16:40:54 PDT Also, it has been far too long since my journal was changed on my behalf.


75 different kinds of feet:



You can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave:






]]> ~Violent-Tendencies http://Violent-Tendencies.deviantart.com/journal/9061400/ http://Violent-Tendencies.deviantart.com/journal/9061400/ Tue, 13 Jun 2006 22:25:21 PDT . She demanded it of me; take up all claims with her.


1. I comb my hair (almost) daily.
2. I am sexually aroused by both Dr. Gregory House and Sally. No, really.
3. Don't ask; don't tell.
4. Some have doubted me, but I AM seme. It's lonely at the top.
5. I really like chocolate pudding.
6. My girlfriend and I have a knack for making out in the children's books section of Border's.
7. Hotel California is on the radio. Yeah, fuck you too.
8. I told the captain to please bring me my wine; he said, "We haven't had that spirit here since 1969."
9. I hate Neopets. So very, very much.
10. Slugs and squids are HAWT.

She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys she calls friends:


You can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave:



"Over two hundred bodies on the floor!" -Car Commercial

]]> ~Violent-Tendencies http://Violent-Tendencies.deviantart.com/journal/8781847/ http://Violent-Tendencies.deviantart.com/journal/8781847/ Mon, 15 May 2006 18:42:46 PDT I apologize beforehand to any and all people who are about to be extremely offended by what I'm about to express. Again. As usual.

so i dropped the N bomb in my english class today. IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR! i was hanging out all weekend with my "homies" and i'm technically African-American, so they were using it all over the place, like every other word and most conjunctions and articles. it was out of hand. but anyway, i was in my clase de english and the lovely young lady to my immediate left says something mind-numbingly stupid, and i, being the diplomatic person i am, wasn't going to say something insensitive like, "My goodness, your stupidity is absolutely appalling; in fact, I am quite sure it reaches a new altitude of inconceivable moronacy that has never yet before been seen by man. I suggest that an entirely new word be constructed simply to express the stinking vat of empty lacking you find yourself rolling about in!" No. this is wrong.
instead, i said, "N!gga WHAT??" and it just so happened that the only black girl in our entire suburban, abercrombie and fitch, stupid blonde, orange tan, completely uncultured American school system was right there.
so i left.
later i apologized profusely and said that i would publically flouge myself as pennance in the form of dAjournalization.
I AM A TERRIBLE PERSON.


and gay:


and i have far too many clubs:


"If someone makes an ignorant comment in the forest and no one's around to hear it, do intelligent people still get offended?" -Amy ]]> ~Violent-Tendencies http://Violent-Tendencies.deviantart.com/journal/8371926/ http://Violent-Tendencies.deviantart.com/journal/8371926/ Wed, 05 Apr 2006 08:54:56 PDT
Full Name: Sheila Lucifer Sadeghi
AKA: VT
Yami: 8baller
Hikari: Shippy
Age: 17
Height: 5'1
Weight: THREE THOUSAND PENNIES

Name Five Songs

1. Morgenstern (Rammstein)
2. Weird Science (Oingo Boingo)
3. 1989 (Mindless Self Indulgence)
4. Jack's Lament (Danny Elfman)
5. White Light (Gorillaz)

Gee, I wonder...

Have you ever drank alchohal? no, but i've had alcohol.
Do you like energy drinks? decisively no
Do you hear voices in your head? they don't like you
Do you believe in god? she's a strong black woman
Do you believe in heaven/hell? logically, no; but within the disgusting bowels of my innermost thoughts, still no
Why the hell are you taking this quiz, anyway? i was taggizilled

About The Person in Whom Tagged You

What color reminds you of them? shounen-ai blue
Describe them in a phrase, word, or sentence: internet quizzes engulfed the idle mind
Would you consider them a friend? considering that i've never met them, yes.
Name one thing that they made, that you like: they showed me the truth--seto kaiba died for our sins

More, More! ^.^

Who are you going to tag?
Did you enjoy this quiz? sure
Any last comments before I abrubtly end this quiz? i'm hungry
the end.

Keepin' Up With the Clubs:
]]> ~Violent-Tendencies http://Violent-Tendencies.deviantart.com/journal/8268053/ http://Violent-Tendencies.deviantart.com/journal/8268053/ Sat, 25 Mar 2006 18:45:32 PST 2) How old is he/she? 21
3) Is your OC a boy or girl? boy
4) What's his/her race? he's a honkey, a catholic honkey

Appearance:
1) If this character were to suddenly become part of the 3D world, and ended up in a heavily-populated area, how many stares would he/she get? none. he's horribly average looking, but on the psuedo-attractive side
2) Is your character considered normal in his/her own world? yup, just another college junkie
3) What would be his/her most recognizable feature(s)? glasses, Bud Light tucked promptly under left arm (gotta watch for beer-belly)
4) Would you consider your OC as attractive? sure

Personality:
1) Temper: level-headed but with undeniably jealous tendencies when it comes to his lurver, Codi--otherwise, somewhat indifferent
2) Does your character ever get depressed? rarely if ever
3) Leader or Follower? neither, just another indistinguishable face in the maddening crowd
4)What is the main aspect of his/her personality? ability to adapt

History:
1) Does your OC have a family of any sort? vague with mentions of his younger sister, Roommate Cain, Codi
2) Is your character out on his/her own? yes, loudly inhabiting Vagüe University
3) Has he/she encountered any traumatizing events? realizing a synonym for "happy" is "gay"; bleaching your hair has horrible after affects
4) What was probably the best time in his/her life so far? growing up to find that being in love isn't too hard. OH CODI!

Romance:
1) Single? nope
2) Has your OC developed any romantic relationships? quite a few on the female side (pimp); one with ~zapgirl's character that finally works out. Codi
3) Virgin? a what?
4) Does your character like flirting? totally, he's really good at it with like, twelve-year-olds.

Symbolism:
1) What animal would you associate your OC with? hamst0r
2) Musical Instrument? electric triangle
3) Element? earth
4) Planet? Uranus LAWL

Showing the Love:
1) Do you draw your character? quite often actually
2) Do you write about him/her? occasionally
3) Do you use him/her in any roleplays? only in public
4) What other ways have you appreciated your OC? i bend over

RANDOMIZE!
1) Is your character wanted for anything? only for being the ultimate pimp
2) What are three weaknesses in him/her? poor vision, Codi, mustard
4) Does your OC drink or smoke (ect.)? he's in AA
5) What's one quirk about him/her? he's likes mustard. like, a lot. like, more than a friend.
6) Does your character have any phobias? Iontophoresis- fear of knitting needles (go ahead, ask me how i know that)
7) What could you do to get him/her into a blind rage? never rage, but he's been blinded by other emotions
8) Does your OC like chickens? only if it's covered in, made of, or based on mustard. or if Codi were a chicken, but the sex would be weird. go on, think about it. yeah...

The Final Question:
What would you consider your relationship with your character to be like? one of great bonding and love. but mostly an insane rush for semedom.
The End. ]]> ~Violent-Tendencies http://Violent-Tendencies.deviantart.com/journal/7935756/ http://Violent-Tendencies.deviantart.com/journal/7935756/ Sat, 18 Feb 2006 15:51:13 PST la la la~ my scanner is still fucking me up the ass, so the majority of the stuff i'm going to be posting will be ridiculous MS Paint stuff, but hey, who doesn't love MS Paint to the point of self-mutilation and manslaughter? no one, that's who.
NO ONE.
in slightly less important news, prom is coming up, and it's damn hard to find a bright pink tux; i don't know how my brother does it.

Newlywed:


Clubs I Run into the Ground:


Clubs I Awkwardly Run into in the Hallway and Have to Make Poor Idle Conversation with:


"Why, why don't you just go to the bathroom and play with yourself?" -My Father ]]> ~Violent-Tendencies http://Violent-Tendencies.deviantart.com/journal/7525868/ http://Violent-Tendencies.deviantart.com/journal/7525868/ Fri, 06 Jan 2006 11:22:23 PST zapgirl

Birthday: February 2nd
Hair Color: black
Righty or Lefty: ambidextrous; mentally a righty
Zodiac Sign: Aquarius

------Personal stuff:
Past Time: sleeping
Your fears: perfect silence
Goal: mental, emotional, physical freedom
Your most overused phrase on MSN: 8D
Your thoughts first waking up: There are few who deny at what I do, I am the best. For my talents are renowned... et cetera, et cetera
Your best physical feature: penis
Your bedtime: (+/-) midnight
Your most missed memory: a state of untainted bliss

------Likes, Dislikes and so on:
Pepsi or Coke: cocaine
McDonalds or Burger King: BK
Adidas or Nike: goddess of victory, without a doubt
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or coffee: coffee, black
Sing: all the time
Take a shower everyday: yes, though kaiba makes it weird to do so
Do you think you've been in love: the more i think about it the more likely the answer is yes
Want to go to college: definately
Want to get married: not if it gets in the way of me dying alone
Believe in yourself: of course. IT'S TIME TO DUEL
Get motion sickness: never
Think youre attractive: sure
Think youre a health freak: on tuesdays
Get along with your parent(s): occasionally
Like Thunderstorms?: indeed
Play an instrument: yez
Favorite Club: why yes... ~setoVSjou

------ In the past Year:
Drank alcohol: yup
Smoked: not on your life
Done a drug: no
Gone on a date: sure
Eaten an entire box of Oreos: nah
Eaten sushi: yes
Been on stage: yup
Been dumped: uh... oh damn
Gone skating: hardwood floors and socks, babeh
Made homemade cookies: yuppers
Gone skinny dipping: that was a great day
Stolen anything: a third of what i currently own

---------Ever:
Been caught "doing something": i was doing my homework, why?
Shoplifted: redundant~
Changed who you were to fit in: hi! can i play with you guys??
Age you hope to be married: pi
Numbers and Names of Children: boy1: Yuugi-ou; boy2: Jennifer; boy3: Fran-cais; girl1: Johnny
How do you want to die: pissing someone off
What country(s) would you most like to visit: Spain

---------Other:
# of drugs taken illegally: 1
# of people I could trust with my life: .2
# of CDs that I own: 44+
# of piercings: 3
# of scars on my body: wanna see my emotional scars???
# of things in my past that I regret: sure, there are things i'd like to redo, but i regret nothing.

---------Final Thought:
this... doesn't make me weird or anything, right? RIGHT? *drinks coffee.
naked.
with ana* ]]> ~Violent-Tendencies http://Violent-Tendencies.deviantart.com/journal/7211133/ http://Violent-Tendencies.deviantart.com/journal/7211133/ Sat, 03 Dec 2005 10:43:23 PST
yeah, i totally gave up, but on the brightside: i gave myself another haircut-- i don't look retarded anymore! 8D oh, and here's a funfact: did you know that an iPOD nano fits in my mouth? yeah, chew on that; it's delicious (not the nano).

so i can't wait to download songs illegally with the notion that i an infailable. life is suddenly very beautiful. *plays solitaire*

also, i decided to start another club, because we all know, i have absolutely nothing better to do with my life. it's a seto/joey club if anyone's interested or pretending to be so. ~setoVSjou but more importantly, christmas is coming up, which means yet another year that i try to get my family to celebrate kwanza. oh, it'll work this year. which also reminds me-- i had a really strange senario play in my head during math yesterday~

yuugi: *lights hannukah candle*
grandpa: clay, clay, clay... i made you out of dredel!
yami: hey yuugi, you know what'd be really kinky? -if you poured the candle wax all over me. 8D
yuugi: *horrified expression*
yami: what? 3x=6! and therefore x=2, let's plug that back into the equation to get y.
yeah, that's when it got weird....

The Paranoia Agent:


Clubs I Beat with a Golden Bat:


Clubs I Saved from Emotional Break-down:


Clubs I plan on Beating with a Golden Bat:


"Yeah, don't eat your fruits because they're vegitable for you." -My mother ]]> ~Violent-Tendencies http://Violent-Tendencies.deviantart.com/journal/6935179/ http://Violent-Tendencies.deviantart.com/journal/6935179/ Wed, 02 Nov 2005 12:10:50 PST

A - Age you got your first kiss: 12
B - Band listening to right now: Mindless Self Indulgence
C - Crush: your mom
D - Doing at the moment: bleeding-- i may be in need of those adhesives i've heard so much about
E - Easiest person to talk to: Ana
F - Favourite bands at the moment: MSI, Supertramp, Queen
G - Gummy bears or gummy worms: Elvis
H - Hometown: Boston, Mass
I - Instruments: acoustic guitar, piano, drums
J - Jello, Yay or Nay: meh
K - Kids: ah, fragile innocence dashed away on one simple homoerotic meeting with the blonde neighbor boy
L - Last person you were pissed off at: myself
M - Madly In Love With Which Color: i hate all colors equally
N - Nicknames: Son, Shelaylah,VT, Whore
O - One wish: tolerance
P - Phobia[s]: ignorance and its occampanying bliss
Q - Favourite Quote: "And then, and then they have ghey butt secks!"
R - Reason to smile: fall is here
S - Song you sang last: Jack's Obsession -Danny Elfman
T - Time you woke up today: 7:10am
U - Unknown fact about me: i'm really sarcastic. oh wait.
V - Vegetable you hate: boiled peas
W - Worst habit(s): fidgetting
X - X-rays you've had: teeth, and the aliens that examined my rectum
Y - Yummy food: edible ones
Z - Zodiac sign: aquarius ]]> ~Violent-Tendencies http://Violent-Tendencies.deviantart.com/journal/6776763/ http://Violent-Tendencies.deviantart.com/journal/6776763/ Sat, 15 Oct 2005 17:22:18 PDT and 'cause bitches love me.

1. I HATE ... stupidity, arrogance, and Yami Yuugi.

2. I absolutely love... Danny Elfman-- it's unhealthy to say the least.

3. I like... boyxboy not boyxgirl with penis.

4. My favorite color(s)... are non-existant-- i hate all colors equally.

5. I have a sick fetish for... lesbians?

6. I've been called... a lesbian.

7. I lust for... lesbians.

8. I am a biiiig fan of... lesbians.

9. I have... lesbians for breakfast.

10. I am... not a lesbian.

11. I hide... and seek.

12. I am not a fan of... ignorant people with opinions.

13. I exercise my right to... slash anything that moves.

14. My favorite food is... edible.

15. I like to... breathe.

16. I also like... breathing often.

17. I pwn... ~zapgirl

18. I didn't mention that... Seto and Joey have a love child that appears in YGO!GX.

19. I wear... clothing, usually.

20. I love it when people... have something to bring to the conversation.

Sooo, I'm tagging:
]]> ~Violent-Tendencies http://Violent-Tendencies.deviantart.com/journal/6341085/ http://Violent-Tendencies.deviantart.com/journal/6341085/ Sat, 27 Aug 2005 09:23:25 PDT it seems that everyone knows that joey is kaiba's uke bitch but joey. you really think he would have figured it out by now. i mean, joey-- the "under dog", pfft. come on now, even yuugi's grandpa gets that reference.
kaiba was wearing a very disturbing white and baby blue dress suit that i'm sure mokuba picked out for him in the dark at 3 am on painkillers. and speaking of the runt, his voice changed for the third time in the fugging show. pueberty comes around in slow doses for anime characters, right?
pueberty is fun! my brother is boycotting the show however; he said he refuses to watch the show until jou and kaiba consumate their love for each other... i'm going to feel a little responsible when he comes out of the closet.
went to 6 flags yesterday. let me tell you, there is nothing more gratifying than playing a competative game against someone that is much worse than you at it. 8D they had DDR Max something or other there, and the guy i was playing with could barely pass light mode.
life is good.

i'm a throbbing member of these clubs:


dance-whore:


"Oh, Look at me! I'm Sheila, 'Whores! Bondage!' " -My Father

What? I'm not running a club. What the hell gave you that idea? Bastards. ]]> ~Violent-Tendencies http://Violent-Tendencies.deviantart.com/journal/6067613/ http://Violent-Tendencies.deviantart.com/journal/6067613/ Fri, 29 Jul 2005 12:41:54 PDT she tells me stories-- long, laborious stories-- most of them make me sleepy. but i still listen. she tells them really early in the morning or really late at night. but never in between. sometimes i wonder....
she tells me stories-- funny, pointless stories with bad endings-- the kind you should bever tell a child. stories with ugly princesses and beautiful witches, where the bad guys always win and love could never conquer all. stories where kissing a sleeping girl is just as bad as making her scrub the floors.
she tells me these stories whether i'm listening or not and sometimes i'm not even in the room. but she still sits there telling her bad, long, laborious, funny, pointless stories, because i love them.
-x-

clubs far, far away:


can't get no satisfaction:


"...you tried to be a hero, commit the perfect crime, but you're really going no where-- just poisoning your mind."
-Supertramp ]]> ~Violent-Tendencies http://Violent-Tendencies.deviantart.com/journal/5929173/ http://Violent-Tendencies.deviantart.com/journal/5929173/ Thu, 14 Jul 2005 02:28:01 PDT
If they were real (and not slashing with others on the show), I would sleep with:

1. Kurama ((yu yu hakusho))
2. Bakura Ryou ((yuugi-ou))
3. Ryoko ((tenshi in tokyo))
4. Kudo Kazahaya ((legal drug))
5. Dee ((FAKE))


If they were real, I would rape:

1. Ino ((naruto))
2. Mai ((yuugi-ou))
3. Chichiri ((fushigi yuugi))
4. Jemmy J. Adams ((FAKE))
5. Hasunuma ((eerie queerie!))

If they were real, I would be best friends with:

1. Yami Marik ((yuugi-ou)) i have a will to live
2. Super Tramp Raenef V ((demon diary))
3. Ryoko ((tenchi in tokyo))
4. Tsukasa ((.HACK//sign))
5. Max Fork ((FAKE))

If they were real, I would beat the shit out of:

1. Shindou ((Gravitation))
2. Yami ((yuugi-ou))
3. Inuyasha ((that one show))
4. Navi ((The Legend of Zelda)) hey look!
5. Yuki ((Gravitation))


If they were real, I would annoy the hell out of:

1. Sailor Pluto ((sailor moon)) that high and mighty skank
2. Kaiba Seto ((yuugi-ou))
3. anyone in fruits basket
4. Piccolo ((DBZ))
5. Gen Kai ((Yu Yu Hakusho))


If they were real, I would get a sex change for:

1. Kurama ((yu yu hakusho))
2. Rock Lee ((naruto))
3. Jounouchi Shizuka ((yuugi-ou))
4. Sailor Uranus ((Sailor Moon)) wait...
5. Marik ((yuugi-ou))
-x-
have fun! ]]> ~Violent-Tendencies http://Violent-Tendencies.deviantart.com/journal/5774592/ http://Violent-Tendencies.deviantart.com/journal/5774592/ Mon, 27 Jun 2005 18:23:05 PDT enjoy!

10- Yami Yuugi
9- People that wear Hawaiian shirts outside of Hawaii
8.5- Your mom
8- People that don't sit on toilet seats
7- People that aren't aware they lack writing capabilties
6- People that refuse editors
5- Anne Rice
4- People that don't go commando once a month
3- People that use British spelling but have never left America
2.5- republicans
2- democrats
1- Bush
.5- People that use dashes after numbers

long, thick, throbbing clubs:


genius in France:


"Maahalo up your ass!" -Angry Hawaiian ]]> ~Violent-Tendencies http://Violent-Tendencies.deviantart.com/journal/5561824/ http://Violent-Tendencies.deviantart.com/journal/5561824/ Sun, 05 Jun 2005 15:25:17 PDT
has anything ever made your day like that? i felt all warm and fuzzy, so i decided to shave.

anywho, i'm going to hawaii this week and so nothing's really going to get posted. i know, i know-- you're all crushed. *wipes away a tear* you're going to have to go on without me. ;~;

totally off any topic: i saw Duel Masters yesterday. man, i wish i could describe it, or aleast you know, compare it to something, right? man, if only there were another show that dealt with a short, spikey-haired kid and his friends that have to save the world from a crazy british person. and if only another show dealt with a game that has monsters played through game cards. *sigh* but i really can't think of another show that's anything like this one. Duel Monsters... i mean, Duel Masters is just so original what with it's totally new plot line and game that came out of no where. i guess you guys are just going to have to see it for yourself. ^^

Boomin' with Woman Bomin' with Your Clubs:


-kun means "boy":


"Has anyone seen my nuts?" -My Father ]]> ~Violent-Tendencies http://Violent-Tendencies.deviantart.com/journal/5477148/ http://Violent-Tendencies.deviantart.com/journal/5477148/ Fri, 27 May 2005 12:52:59 PDT

98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're part of that percentile, stop reading this and get cranked.

...the other 2% can go masturbate.

]]> ~Violent-Tendencies http://Violent-Tendencies.deviantart.com/journal/5446858/ http://Violent-Tendencies.deviantart.com/journal/5446858/ Tue, 24 May 2005 10:02:31 PDT [x.] piercings = ears, nose at one point, left thumb
[x.] tattoos = your name on my ass, baby
[x.] height = 5 feet and one whole inch; like Yuugi
[x.] shoe size = 8?
[x.] hair color = black
[x.] length = to my ears
[x.] siblings = one brother soon to be a sister from the looks of things
[x.] pets = one dog, one fish, one brother

DO:
[x.] you have a b/f or g/f = nope; i have wives
[x.] you have a crush on someone = not to my knowledge
[x.] you wish you could live somewhere else = not under this particiular roof
[x.] you think about suicide = daily; but i think everyone does at this age, though
[x.] others find you attractive = the ladies love me!
[x.] you want more piercings = second piercing on the ears, maybe revive the nose
[x.] you want more tattoos = meh
[x.] you drink = not to the point of getting drunk, bleh
[x.] you do drugs = no, that's okay
[x.] you smoke = not on your life
[x.] you like cleaning = when i'm really upset
[x.] you like roller coasters = hell yes
[x.] you write in cursive or print = odd mix of the two; more cursive
[x.] you carry a donor card = no, but i am planning on it

FOR OR AGAINST:
[x.] teenage smoking = smoking is stupid in general, but if you want to ruin your life, i won't stop you
[x.] doing drugs = there's a time and place for that-- it's called 6th grade
[x.] premarital sex = individual choice
[x.] driving drunk = human stupidity only goes so far
[x.] soap operas = fuck me.

BEST...
[x.] tv show = Family Guy
[x.] thing in the world = taking a good dump
[x.] thing to collect = IQ points
[x.] colors of all time = anything but the pastels *shakes fist*
[x.] thing to do on a rainy day = go outside
[x.] feeling in the world = understanding

FAVORITE...
[x.] food = edible ones
[x.] song = Angry White Boy Polka -Weird Al
[x.] drinks = green tea
[x.] clothes = stuff that fits
[x.] movies = DOGMA; The Birdcage; Robin Hood
[x.] band = MSI
[x.] holiday = god it's hard to think of a holiday that's not overly commercialized, oh, Halloween

HAVE YOU...
[x.] ever cried over a girl/guy = both
[x.] ever lied to someone = no-- oh damn, there i go
[x.] ever been in a fistfight = yes
[x.] ever been arrested = nope

WHAT...
[x.] shampoo do you use = Herbal Essences; i got the urge
[x.] cologne/perfume do you use = Curve
[x.] shoes do you wear = boots.
[x.] are you afraid of = silence

#('s)
[x.] of times I have been in love?: not entirely sure...
[x.] of continents I have lived in?: 2
[x.] of drugs taken illegally?: 1
[x.] of people I consider my enemies? 0
[x.] of cd's that I own?: how much is a "shit load"?
[x.] of times my name has appeared in the newspaper?: 3
[x.] of scars on my body?: i can't count that high

HAVE YOU EVER...
[x.] Fallen for your best friend? yup, wanna see my emotional scars?
[x.] Made out with JUST a friend? nah
[x.] Been in love? don't think so... is this getting redundant?
[x.] Cheated on someone? no

WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
[x.] You touched? MYSELF
[x.] You talked to? MYSELF
[x.] You hugged? MYSELF

HAVE YOU/ARE YOU/DO YOU...
[x.] Considered a life of crime? yeah
[x.] Considered being a hooker? i wish
[x.] Considered being a pimp? i am.
[x.] a psycho? maybe just a little
[x.] Have Split personalities? supposedly
[x.] Schizophrenic? thank you medication
[x.] Obsessive compulsive? very much so.
[x.] Panic? nope
[x.] Anxiety? no
[x.] Depressed? mild
[x.] Suicidal? mild-high
[x.] Obsessed with hate? no
[x.] Understanding? i can hope
[x.] Open-minded? believe so
[x.] Interesting? like a tree
[x.] Hungry? FOR YOU
[x.] Sad? in a self-vindictive way
[x.] Happy? in a self-assertive way
[x.] Trusting? a little too much as it turns out
[x.] Talkative? XDDD
[x.] Lonely? occasionally
[x.] Floss daily? i use rope
[x.] Own a webcam? you wish
[x.] Ever get off the damn computer? after this damn quiz thinger

CURRENT:
[x.] Current Clothes: Japan Fest shirt, black jeans
[x.] Current Mood: "I can't wait for you to fuck me up."
[x.] Current Taste: egg rolls
[x.] Current Hair: still there
[x.] Current Anno... ]]> ~Violent-Tendencies http://Violent-Tendencies.deviantart.com/journal/5304846/ http://Violent-Tendencies.deviantart.com/journal/5304846/ Sun, 08 May 2005 18:16:34 PDT ... wait.

IS UTENA A LESBIAN OR NOT?! i'm so confused. i want to slash her with sailor jupiter; is that so wrong? i mean, if yuugi's grandpa and spongebob can have a little off time, why not them?

my brother is possesed my a gay poltergeist; i know it for a fact now. all the signs, ALL THE SIGNS ARE THERE! he ate my sock, as in, the entire cotton-polyester blend, elastic band and all. i'm getting him excercised as soon as it stops being immediately intrigueing.

i considered reading Gravitation today; later, i considered shooting myself. however, i did learn more about ninjas in shorts i thought i'd ever need to know. god bless naruto!

Submission Complete:


I mah DADDEH!


"I'm tired of plotlines and good art; let's read Eerie Queerie!" -Rebecca ]]> ~Violent-Tendencies http://Violent-Tendencies.deviantart.com/journal/5174918/ http://Violent-Tendencies.deviantart.com/journal/5174918/ Sun, 24 Apr 2005 09:48:59 PDT
1 - YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (Name of first pet + Street you live on):
-Lady Canton

2 - YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (Name of your favorite snack food + Grandfather's first name):
-Ritz Ebby

3 - YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: (First word you see on your left + Favorite restaurant):
-Troubled Lobster

4 - EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS: (Favorite Spice + Last Vacation Spot):
-Paprika Hawaii

5 - SOCIALITE ALIAS: (Silliest Childhood Nickname + Town Where You First Partied):
-Spaghetti Orlando

6 - FLY GIRL ALIAS: (aka J.Lo) - (First Initial + First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name):
-S. Sad

7 - ICON ALIAS: (Something Sweet Within Sight + Any Liquid in Kitchen):
-Pocky Semen

8 - DETECTIVE ALIAS: (Favorite Baby Animal + Where You Went to High School):
-Colt Austin
-Colt Walton

9 - BAR-FLY ALIAS: (Last Snack Food You Ate + Your Favorite Alcoholic Drink):
-Chex Screwball

10 - SOAP OPERA ALIAS: (Middle Name + Street Where You First Lived):
-Lucifer Willow

11 - ROCK STAR ALIAS: (Favorite Candy + Last Name Of Favorite Musician):
-Fastbreak Morisette

12 - LOVER ALIAS: (Favorite Baked Good + Last Bf/Gf Last Name):
-Turkey Kingsley(?)

13 - GREASE ALIAS: (Favorite Swear Word + Last Word of Favorite Movie):
-Fucktard Birdcage

Bitches love these clubs:


My wives:


"... that's why I slipped it in before the duel." -Marik, to Rishid ]]> ~Violent-Tendencies http://Violent-Tendencies.deviantart.com/journal/4988770/ http://Violent-Tendencies.deviantart.com/journal/4988770/ Sun, 03 Apr 2005 14:16:11 PDT okay, i'm good. so, it's that time of the month for me: spring break. i've spent a good portion of it deciphering what colour yami yuugi's puebs are. i've come to the conclusion that they're black, but he either dyes it or waxes which is still the topic of discussion at my house.

i got a hair cut, because obviously, i hadn't been mistaken for a boy enough already. 8D speaking of haircuts, my brother got one, and now he looks like seto and joey's love-child. i'm dead serious; if there was a such thing as Mpreg, my brother would be the result of it between the blue-eyed bastard and his mutt. it's quite amusing in a sick and twisted way.

my brother: i'm the product of anal sex!
jou: i'm so proud of him. *wipes away tear*
seto: *nod nod*
me: holy shit, what the hell does this make me? O_o

YOUR MOM'S CLUBS:


"Yeah, life sucks. You want a Jolly Rancher?" -Nelson (Rainbow Boys) ]]> ~Violent-Tendencies http://Violent-Tendencies.deviantart.com/journal/4870895/ http://Violent-Tendencies.deviantart.com/journal/4870895/ Mon, 21 Mar 2005 10:17:48 PST
Speaking of things that rock, ~zapgirl, Ana, is the COOLEST PERSON IN THE WORLD. Her penis is ENOURMOUS, and it fathers thousands of children every day. Love her. Praise her. Give her attention.

THIS IS SHEILA! NOT ANA! ]]> ~Violent-Tendencies http://Violent-Tendencies.deviantart.com/journal/4562269/ http://Violent-Tendencies.deviantart.com/journal/4562269/ Thu, 03 Mar 2005 15:45:10 PST you've considered playing duel monsters to settle an argument with your mother... and then lost to her.

Welcome to my Deviantart Site; there sin't much to look at, but enjoy your stay! Here, have the complimentary peanuts.

Best Clubs Ever:

JOIN THEM!! Please? 9_9

Now excuse me while I try to win back my Black Magician from my mom.

"Is it time to duel or is that later?" ]]> ~Violent-Tendencies http://Violent-Tendencies.deviantart.com/journal/4440105/ http://Violent-Tendencies.deviantart.com/journal/4440105/ Fri, 28 Jan 2005 19:28:54 PST 1. Lucifer
2. Hey you!
3. Bitch

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. Cereal_Killer535
2. Violent-Tendencies (who saw coming? anyone?)
3. Anonymous

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Ah...
2. Uh...
3. Eh...

THREE THINGS YOU HATE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My envy
2. Low self-esteem
3. Constant longing for sanity

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. Egyptian (thanks Mom)
2. Persian (owe you one Dad)
3. American...? (Um... Boston?)

THREE THINGS YOU'RE AFRAID OF:
1. Het fans?
2. hairy... things
3. Bathroom sink

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. skin
2. face
3. knickers

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. yaoi (i DO go into withdrawal *shuddre*)
2. chocolate
3. chocolate -covered yaoi boys

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS:
1. Dir en Grey, BITCH!
2. REM
3. uh... okay, I’m out

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
1. My Religion (REM)
2. Breaking the Habit (Linkin Park)
3. Last Breath (Evanescence)

THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
1. Learn more conversational Japanese
2. Draw my comic ideas
3. FINISH ALL THOSE DAMN FANFICS OF MINE!

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. Acceptance
2. Truthful love
3. Ass

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in order):
1. The scars on my arm are still itchy from yesterday. O_o
2. The president blows.
3. I’m raping Ryou Bakura. Wait, a lie?

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Intelligence, hands down
2. Eyes (i’m such a sucker ^^U)
3. Height (don’t ask)

THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1. speel
2. play piano (never going to happen; the keys all look the same!!)
3. deal with ignorance

THREE OF YOU YOUR FAVOURITE HOBBIES:
1. Drawing
2. Reading/writing
3. Pissing people off

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. draw
2. finish this damn quiz
3. unshackle the truth

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. my mom: DOCTOUR DAMMIT
2. seriously...? presidency
3. creating my Walden

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO FOR HOLIDAY:
1. Sugar Land, Texas
2. Osaka/Toyko, Japan
3. Domino City, Wherever (Japan?)

THREE BOY’S NAMES
1. Francais (not “François” Fran- Kay- sis)
2. Jennifer
3. Yuugi-ou

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. live?
2. do a successful manga (how original)
3. watch yaoi boys make out >D

THREE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO TAKE THIS QUIZ OR DIE PAINFULLY
1. Naruto Uzumaki
2. Malik Ishtar
3. Demon Lord Raenef V

Your real name: Sheila
Age: 15
Height: Yuugi’s height: 5’1” (so Kaiba’s like, 10’2”)
Natural hair colour: Black
Eye colour: Black
Number of siblings: 1
Glasses/contacts?: both
Piercings: ears, nose (for a week), navel (two weeks), thumb (accidentally)
Tattoos: temporary...
Braces?: last, last year

FAVOURITE
Colour: i hate each equally ^_^
Band: I thought we covered this
Stuffed animal: TARE PANDA *cuddles him*
Video game: DDR Max 2
Movie: uh...
Book: Great Expectations
Food: edible
Game on a cell phone: Snake (w00tage!)
CD cover: are you serious?
Flower: the one with the... petals...?
Scent: the... smelly ones
Animal: you know, the one with the legs and the head and... stuff... yeah.
Comic book: manga? FAKE
Cereal: I don’t know, but Captain Crunch is my sex god
Website: anything yaoilicious
Cartoon: YAMI NO BAKURA! or as in anime? I admit, I'm a Yuugi-ou bitch

DO YOU
Play an instrument?: drums with sad attempts at acoustic guitar
Watch TV more than 60 hours a week?: No fuggin way
Like to sing?: Yup, I’m in the school chorus.
... somebody shoot me.
Have a job?: I want to work at Barnes ‘N’ Nobles, but I’m afraid they’ll can me for giggling at yaoi instead of working.
Have a cell phone?: yesh
Like to play sports?: no, but i like to watch sweaty men jump all over each other for a ball.
Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: ouch. not currently
Have a crush on someone?: oh god, why?
Live somewhere NOT in the united states?: *can’t find Realm of Shadows on US map*
Have more than 5 TVs in your house?: yeah, but 9 DVD players. I ask you: why?
Have any special talents/skills?: multitask: I talk and irritate people at the same time.
Exercise daily... ]]> ~Violent-Tendencies http://Violent-Tendencies.deviantart.com/journal/4188094/ http://Violent-Tendencies.deviantart.com/journal/4188094/ Wed, 29 Dec 2004 19:25:44 PST Question #1. Why doesn't Yami chafe?
2. Is it because he's dead?
3. Why is Yuugi's soulroom so messy; what is he... doing in there?
4. Has Yami ever played hide and seek in his soulroom?
5. Is Yami's hair compensating for something?
6. How about Seto's dragons?
7. Why does Sukoroku use as much hair gel as his grandson(s)?
8.If Kaiba doesn't believe in ghosts, what about his possesed trenchcoat?
9. What colour will Ryou's hair turn when he's old?
10. Why is Anzu still alive?
11. Has Ryou ever used to Sennen Ring to locate the car keys?
12. Has Ishizu ever used the Necklace, because she lost the TV guide?
13. Does a tomb robber need to be stealthy; the people he's robbing are dead.
14. Will someone call Kaiba a cat?
15. Is Yuugi's height measured with or without the hair?
16. Can Pegasus wear contacts?
17. Why does Yami wear so many belts; leather doesn't slip off.
18. What the hell does the Puzzle do?!
19. If Pegasus sneezed, would his eye pop out?
20. Has it happened before?
21. Is that the real way Bakura got his hands on it?
22. What did Pegasus do with the bodies of the Kaiba brothers after he sealed their souls in cards?
23. Do I want to know?
24. Does Malik have a boyfriend yet?
25. Is Honda's hair considered a weapon?
26. Was he a shark in a past life?
27. When a soul is trapped in a card, and someone plays it, what happens?
28. How many times will Sugoroku get sent to the Realm of Shadows?
29. Do they know him there?
30. Are you aware of how gay your characters come off as?
31. If Yami and Seto played chess, who would win?
32. How about if Yami and Anzu played DDR?
33. What's up with Haga and Ryousaki?
34. Kaiba and Jounouchi?
35. Yami and Yuugi?
36. Honda and Otogi?
37. What does Shizuka have that I don't?
38. If you're not Egyptian, and you play a God card, does it give you a really bad papercut?
39. REALLY bad papercut?
40. Finally, if a train leaves Jacksonville, Florida at a speed of 324 mph at 4:20, and on the same track another train leaves a train station in Austin, Texas at a speed of 561 mph at 5:12, at what point and time would the two trains collide? ]]> ~Violent-Tendencies