http://search.deviantart.com/?q=by:WilliamLeeTwitch&section=today deviantART RSS for by:WilliamLeeTwitch en-us Copyright 2009, deviantART.com Sat, 05 Dec 2009 23:12:56 PST deviantART.com http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss http://s.deviantart.com/minish/widgets/apple-touch-icon-precomposed.png http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/28537697/ http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/28537697/ Mon, 23 Nov 2009 20:32:36 PST The past 12 years have been rough for me mentally and physically. I started to doubt myself about my love and skill in art. I put my love of art in the background and just existed by having others tell me what to do and tell me where I should go. Many of them meant well and I thank them for caring, but it wouldn't cease that lost guy in me that was screaming "WHERE AM I? LET ME OUT!" I was scared to let him go cuz I though he would never come back.
And this started when I was 18! And only since the day after my 30th did I finally realize that He wants out not to leave, but to be one with me. He wants what I want and he was lost too. If I would just trust him and let him out. Well he's out and we fuzed together. AND WE FEEL FUCKING GREAT!
I would like to thank everyone here that commented on my work, added it as one of their favorites, or even spared a little of their time to view it. Your views, favs and comments kept that lost man from ever giving up and fading away.

]]> *WilliamLeeTwitch http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/26927098/ http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/26927098/ Mon, 31 Aug 2009 00:00:54 PDT
A second later they're naked in the pool. Only gobs of pudding are covering their naughty bits and pieces from my eyes that are already wider than that deer's before I hit it while on a delivery. Yep, that wide.

The girls laughed and frolicked as I gazed at the delight. Cameron Diaz and Farrah Fawcett rolling in the pool like they were mud wrestling. But this would be pudding wrestling cause it's a known fact that pudding is sexier than mud.

Rootbeer started to rain from the skies above. The girls use the frothy rain to was off the Jello products, but I'm distracted. Lucy Liu comes crawling cat-like into my direction. A ray of sunlight hits her as a black gospel choir (led by James Brown) stand behind me singing Hallelujah.

Yes yes yes yes!

She straddles my lap and licks here lips. FUCK YEAH! As we are about to lock lips thus starting two whole weeks of banging and mashing which I will have front row seats (cuz I'm 1 of the 2 players, giggidy) .........................
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my cell phone goes off. Magnificent dream ends without a magnificent ending

One of the guys at work wanted to know if I could cover his closing shift. Dusty owes me big time.

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]]> *WilliamLeeTwitch http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/24058237/ http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/24058237/ Sat, 04 Apr 2009 13:01:31 PDT Anyway, I'm not dead. Don't forget that.

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]]> *WilliamLeeTwitch http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/20585240/ http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/20585240/ Sat, 20 Sep 2008 12:51:11 PDT
Not really surprised, to be honest. My heart hasn't really been into painting anything for longer than a month at a time. Even all of the abstract paintings I did the past two years have bored me even though a lot of people really liked those.

It's not like when I'm drawing. I can draw for days on end. Give me a pen and some ink and I'll forget there's an outside world. I couldn't live without drawing.

It's time for me to put painting on a long vacation and work on something else. Sculpture maybe?

]]> *WilliamLeeTwitch http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/20046743/ http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/20046743/ Tue, 19 Aug 2008 18:00:33 PDT And I thought Craigslist was a waste of time! I havent been hired for any jobs yet but the fact that people (and fellow deviants)are seeing my artwork counts as something. Right?

]]> *WilliamLeeTwitch http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/18373351/ http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/18373351/ Sat, 17 May 2008 20:52:00 PDT
Don't expect me to keep this journal regularly updated. I'd rather have my art do the talking for me. I am an artist after all. If you wanna talk to me find me if I'm in the chatroom

Nuff Said

]]> *WilliamLeeTwitch http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/17735909/ http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/17735909/ Mon, 07 Apr 2008 17:16:57 PDT
But anyway, what have I been up to? I'm out looking for a job and when I'm not doing that, I'm between babysitting my niece or working on my art skills.
Wednesday nites is spent at the bar with some of me friends and I allow to myself to drink some alcoholic spirits. I luv screwdrivers!

A friend of mine is helping me design a website that will debut whenever I have the money to get a hosting account. My other friend told me it would be cheaper if I made my own server out of spare computer parts around the house. This would be true if I didn't recycle most of my old comp parts cache a few months back

Back to saving for a hosting account. Get the site up and then start getting parts for a personal server.

I've also got a case of Pokemon fever! My friend pestered me to get Pokemon Pearl for my DS and I've been trying to catch them all ever since. I'm going through Leaf Green a second to catch remaining Pokemon and I'm halfway through Sapphire. I already caught Kyogre and I'm on the way to fighting the final 5.

But I'm still going to make fun of the Pokemon fans cuz I dont want people to think I gone soft and shiiit.

]]> *WilliamLeeTwitch http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/15788201/ http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/15788201/ Tue, 04 Dec 2007 03:21:57 PST restaurant, but I was too sick to eat much.

Thanksgiving was alrite. Together with the family and all that other stuff.

I babysit my little niece more often now. She's trying to talk now and she's learned how to suck on her foot. Blame her dad, not me.

Paling around with my friends happens every Wed night. Finally a reason to go to the bar.

Still trying to sell my paintings. Handing out business cards like a madman with nothing to show for it. Fuck fuck fuck fuck!

I opened a shop on CafePress.com selling custom t-shirts. I sold 2 shirts a couple weeks ago and that's all I have sold. Since I only make a $1 from every shirt sold, it's going to be a long time before I break $100. Could you should buy something?
TwistedGoods at Cafepress

We just got snow on Sunday at 6 inches. I'm the official snow shoveler of the house so I was out the at 9:30am trying to clear the damn driveway. after 3 hours, I was almost done when my dad stopped over to drop of a snowblower.

But I made 5 dollars when my neighbor asked if I would do their driveway. When I finally went back inside it was 2pm! For me $5 is a lot of money these days. Someone out there please buy my stuff, before I have to whore myself out?

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I was sweeping, stomping and spraying those bastards for an hour. I counted 37 spiders! And these were the ones that are the size of a penny with the fat round butt things. I even got a couple nests that were on the tree 10 feet away. Now I know where they came from.

The house I live in has a 2 acre yard with lots of trees, so I knew I would have to deal with a lot of bugs. Not many of them get in the house and I sweep the place every week. I even cleaned the basement and that was no easy task.

But when it comes to spiders, I have no tolerance for them whatsoever. It's probably the bad case of arachnophobia I had as a kid cuz when I see a spider now I will hunt it down until it is dead and squished under my shoe. I dont care how big or small or how many they are, I will kill them all.

THE ONLY GOOD SPIDER IS A DEAD SPIDER!

]]> *WilliamLeeTwitch http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/14339402/ http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/14339402/ Sat, 25 Aug 2007 19:46:21 PDT All that's needed now is an Internet connection and some good storm windows. Current storm windows are loose so small insects and mosquitoes still get in. I have 4 mosquito bites on my lower calf and they itch like hell! Dont get me started on the damn spiders.

]]> *WilliamLeeTwitch http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/14124244/ http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/14124244/ Sat, 11 Aug 2007 19:48:48 PDT On the way to the fair, my truck started to squeal. I was severely leaking steering column fluid and I had to drive back home to fix it. Replaced the hose, fill it with steering column fluid and I fucked up. Instead of steering fluid, I had put in brake fluid. DAMN!

I had to use a hose to suck out the brake fluid and put in real steering fluid. No more steering fluid in the garage. DOUBLE DAMN!!

I had to drive slow and easy to the NAPA store and buy steering fluid. While filling the reservoir, I drop the cap and while reaching for it I inadvertently burned my knuckles on the manifold.
Finally got to the show a few hours early and found a seat...way in the back I had a hard time seeing the stage and the seats up front were reserved. The rear seats were first-come-first-served. A half hour before the show my buddy from the local radio station called. He had 2 free tickets for the reserved seats with a perfect view of Weird Al and company.
The concert made up for the rest of that day.

]]> *WilliamLeeTwitch http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/13775529/ http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/13775529/ Tue, 17 Jul 2007 22:23:43 PDT
Other than that, the house I'm sharing with my sister is really nice. It's an older two story house with a whole butt load of closet space. I have the top half of the house to myself so there is more than enough room to work on my art in my own office/game room. The only gripe I have is my bedroom only has only electrical outlet and the upstairs bathroom doesn't have a shower (I'll have to wear clothes when I go downstairs). Dammit!

I'm staying at the parents tonite, so I can get started early in the morning to make some needed bookshelves for the bedroom. You never know how many books you have until you have to move them all.

]]> *WilliamLeeTwitch http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/13519885/ http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/13519885/ Thu, 28 Jun 2007 01:46:33 PDT I played Pokemon for the first time and I love it!
It's hard to put it down so I can get some artwork done. I never was this addicted when I got my 360! The DS is trying to lure me in right now.

Speaking of art. I called up my ol' buddy Adam and asked if he would create a website for me so I can display and sell my art to the public. He said he'll do it and he isn't charging me a thing! I figure if I get some money coming in from the site, I'll get him a gift to say thanks. I don't get to see him much since we graduated, but I still consider one of my best friends since I can depend on him.

Once I get the website up and running I'll let you all know so you can visit.

]]> *WilliamLeeTwitch http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/13208529/ http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/13208529/ Sun, 03 Jun 2007 22:28:09 PDT
I finally got prints made of this angel piece I did a couple months ago. I only made four prints and I'm pricing them at $70 each with a certificate of authenticity. If I can sell all four I'll get prints done of my other artwork. Stay tuned for that.

As far as my plans for a comic shop, it's chugging along. I haven't been selling much, but I managed to pick up 14 Gold Key Comics in great condition for a fair price. Still going through the government archive at the library to see about funding for a brick and mortar store. Wausau is starting is starting to get a few places for fellow geeks to converge so a comic shop would be a great addition.

Also, I might be posting a picture of my actual mug on dA soon. Get ready to gaze upon my handsomeness.

]]> *WilliamLeeTwitch http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/12724597/ http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/12724597/ Tue, 24 Apr 2007 23:21:27 PDT
Have been working on new artwork and my pretty lady drawing skills have vastly improved. Once I get access to a working scanner, I'll post them up for everybody to see

Also finally starting to level up in Dead Rising. I'm a level 16 Still I can't do shit in that game other than kill zombies. Looks like I'll have to keep upgrading my character to a level 50 before I can even solve the first case



]]> *WilliamLeeTwitch http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/12674190/ http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/12674190/ Fri, 20 Apr 2007 23:12:14 PDT

I'm used to that crap. What burns my ass is that people are scared of their own damn shadows. They arrested a student who said he could see why the guy would open fire. Schools get locked down when somebody sneezes. They see anybody that write or draw violent material as soon to be spree killers.
I'm pretty sure the next kid to go on a killing spree will be someone who is driven crazy by all these assholes trying to convince him that "he has a problem" and he needs to change his "strange" ways. Poor kid probably be a regular church goer who scares the neurotics becase he also likes action films and heavy metal.

It's a good thing my friend Steve and I graduated in 1998. We are avid horror movie fans, we draw comic strips with cartoon characters getting maimed, we played Goldeneye til dawn, and we like to 1 up each other on sick jokes and humor. If we were still in high school when Columbine happened we would have been immediately expelled the day after and guards would be at the doors with pictures of us that says "Potential Threat, Call Police". Neurotic sons of bithces...

WilliamLeeTwitch

]]> *WilliamLeeTwitch http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/12612160/ http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/12612160/ Sun, 15 Apr 2007 22:09:02 PDT I have nothing against adult web sites, but the tactics they use to get a couple hits makes MySpace seem more lame than e-mail before spam filters.
Thank goodness I never have to deal with that crap over here on reliable dA

WilliamLeeTwitch

]]> *WilliamLeeTwitch http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/12141552/ http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/12141552/ Sun, 11 Mar 2007 09:36:56 PDT
FUCKING GOD DAMN CHRIST JACKHAMMERING GARFIELD WITH A SALTED NUT ROLL!!!!

It might be a week or two before I can submit any new work, you guys. Sorry. Thank goodness I don't need a computer to draw in a sketchbook.

]]> *WilliamLeeTwitch http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/11823297/ http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/11823297/ Wed, 14 Feb 2007 22:50:14 PST Unfortunately, I lost all my porn I know, I know, porn is plentiful on the net and you can't enter a site without bumping in to it, but it's the principal of the damn thing.

I just started writing a new book that will definately be in a league of it's own. It consists rants, thoughts, strange stories, artwork, and my 40 page version of The Aristocrats joke complete with illustrations. If this book ever gets published, my name will definately be remembered.

Hot Damn!

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]]> *WilliamLeeTwitch http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/11589710/ http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/11589710/ Sat, 27 Jan 2007 15:55:55 PST
j/k

Seriously check out my new stuff but anyhoo... I spent the last week with a bad cold and lying in bed in the fetal position. I was making lunch Tuesday and decided to put Pastrami into my sub. Bad idea. Ten minutes later I was hunched over a toilet puking my guts out. I didnt know it was the Pastrami, I just thought it was my cold acting up. I made another pastrami sandwich on Thursday, ten minutes later, Stupid pastrami...

I would like to conclude this journal entry by saying Down With Whitey! Power to the people!

]]> *WilliamLeeTwitch http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/11487015/ http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/11487015/ Thu, 18 Jan 2007 20:04:16 PST Fooled you didn't I? You thought I was talking about beating up prostitues and leaving them in a pool of their own blood while I brag about it to you guys and everyone else on the world wide web. Maybe next time
Anyhoo, I did really well in this week's bowling tournament. My first game was a 167 and I was above average in my other two games. Since my score was so much better than my league average, I get a $5 credit which will be used for a good purpose. That purpose? Pitchers of beer of course! You can't have a bowling tournament without at least 3 pitchers of beer. Still, my team drinks less than any of the other teams. That's probably why we win all of our games.
I'm hoping to post more artwork soon, but you can't rush good artwork. I'll talk you all later.

William Lee Twitch

]]> *WilliamLeeTwitch http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/11440458/ http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/11440458/ Sun, 14 Jan 2007 21:19:42 PST
I also spent a couple hours on Wednesday practicing my bowling game. My score actually improved and it showed on Thursday's league night when I made 8 strikes that night. Roll dat rock!

Spent some time with 2 of my friends playing the Wii. Wii Golf and Wii bowling were my favorites. I'll have to get a Wii soon.

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]]> *WilliamLeeTwitch http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/11095175/ http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/11095175/ Sun, 17 Dec 2006 13:55:13 PST
Don't know why I'm sayin' that, I just felt like it. God I need a girlfriend bad. I saw this one girl when I went to Stevens Point and she was so good lookin. She made most of the girls in Wausau look like puddles of puke. I shoulda asked her out.

Damn I need a girlfriend...

]]> *WilliamLeeTwitch http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/11089036/ http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/11089036/ Sat, 16 Dec 2006 22:32:29 PST I'm not pissed off cuz I'm not able to go snowmobiling, skiing, or ice fishing. Fuck the outdoor activities. It's the fact that there is no snow on the ground right now in an area of the U.S. that is so goddamn close to Canada you can smell the shit left behind by the R.C.M.P's (Royal Canadian Mounted Police) horses.
There were two reasons my family wanted to Wisconsin.
1) We wanted to get away from the rednecks and their Deliverance views on the world.
2) We wanted to spend our winters somewhere that actually looks like what a winter should be.
I don't think snow on the ground is too much too ask for, do you?

]]> *WilliamLeeTwitch http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/10949038/ http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/10949038/ Mon, 04 Dec 2006 13:59:02 PST Imagine some guy who has to go to an emergency room because the fish he caught for dinner aroused him so much, he had to fuck it his dick got stuck in the fish's mouth. Some sad mother fucker is so lonely and perverted, that he resorts to deep throating his dinner? And now he has to explain to the doctor and nurse how dinner got stuck on his johnson.
Another example are the fucks that get arrested frequently for having sex with farm animals. It isn't that hard to find a woman, many of these people think that sex with women is a sin. But corn holing Bessie the cow or Babe the pig is perfectly fine. Think about it...
What I'm trying to say is that people fucking animals IS very funny, as long as you're not actually fucking an animal. If you're so uptight that you can't see the humor in it, pull your head out of your ass.



]]> *WilliamLeeTwitch http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/10794912/ http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/10794912/ Mon, 20 Nov 2006 23:41:46 PST
I give her my ID and she starts to examine it to see if it's forged or not and she says, "Huh, you look like you're 17 but whatever."

This crap happens every time when I buy R movies from a store, use a credit card, or order a beer at a local bar with my friends. Everyone thinks I'm an under aged teen that's using his forged ID to score over 18 goods.

I've done everything short of getting addicted to meth to make myself appear older and none of them worked. Right now I got a long biker goatee and a 3 o'clock shadow and I was just carded yesterday by a high school kid at Wal-Mart when I bought Friday the 13th Part V. People that met my sister and I think she's the oldest one and she's only 21! I'M 27 YEARS OLD FOR JESUS-FUCKING-CHRIST-ON-CRUTCH SAKE!!!

This is starting to get frustrating, but I guess I'm gonna have to live with my youthful looks. I just want people to think I look over 21. I'll probably have to wait until I'm in my 40s. Damn it all to hell!

]]> *WilliamLeeTwitch http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/10532022/ http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/10532022/ Fri, 27 Oct 2006 21:26:54 PDT I got a couple new sketchbooks and a gift certificate from my parents, I bowled a 250 at the lanes and the guys on the bowling team embarassed me by singing happy birthday to me. I got home around midnight from bowling and my parents actually stayed up to give me my birthday cake. I was surprised about that last part since my parents leave to work around 6 in the morning.
Anyhoos, it was a good birthday. 1 more year down, about 800 more to go!



]]> *WilliamLeeTwitch http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/10404687/ http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/10404687/ Sun, 15 Oct 2006 18:25:42 PDT On the good side, I managed to get a couple Undeadville comics done. All I have to do is scan them into the computer and they'll be ready for posting. I'm still working on getting these things published, so cross your fingers.
Also, I managed to get some more of the Prismacolor markers with the double tips and as a bonus I got a blending marker for free. I didn't there was a such thing as blending markers. And the most surprising thing is that they actually work... on markers! It's the little things like these that at least make me feel a little bit better.

]]> *WilliamLeeTwitch http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/10329127/ http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/10329127/ Sun, 08 Oct 2006 19:08:21 PDT The only thing that kept me from cracking was blowing steam with my new game for the XBox 360: Dead Rising. I've only played it for an hour or two, but I'm already at level 3 and I am so into bashing zombie heads open with a baseball bat.

]]> *WilliamLeeTwitch http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/10271625/ http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/10271625/ Tue, 03 Oct 2006 13:39:10 PDT I think it's the meds still working in my system. Oh well.
It's been a year since my seizure problem went into overdrive and unfortunately, it's still in overdrive. I'm stuck at home most of the week and I'll be at home even more once winter comes. I am so freakin' bored, I could watch the entire collection of Hillary Duff movies.

]]> *WilliamLeeTwitch http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/10075062/ http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/10075062/ Thu, 14 Sep 2006 20:56:38 PDT If I get any better, I might have to get some good bowlin' shoes and one of those custom made balls that's clear with a decapitated head in the center.


Oh yeah, I've been forgettin' to put the Unseen Artists icon on the bottom of my journal entrees. I'm sorry, just don't beat me...
]]> *WilliamLeeTwitch http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/10065177/ http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/10065177/ Wed, 13 Sep 2006 21:43:37 PDT
If you're ever in Rhinelander in Wisconsin, look for the famous South Park Elementary School. They were around before the cartoon but I keep on thinking that Chef would be in the cafeteria. I wonder what would happen if I went into the cafeteria during lunch time and sing "Salty Chocolate Balls" to the children?

Hey guys, have you ever been running and one of your balls get caught between your legs? That hurts like hell!

Remember that toilet paper that they have at the schools and stores? That stuff that super thin, near transparent, and has the texture of sandpaper? They actually sell this shit at the store! Who the hell buys this?

There's nothing wrong with having stuff toys as long as they're modified freaks with razer sharp claws.

The funniest thing I heard about one of my art pieces: "I said tentacles, not testicles!" They still liked it, though.

After spending the last week playing The Movies on the PC, I learned I could be a great movie mogul if the art thing doesn't work. I just need to keep the stars working when they're not in rehab.

When music is called "alternative" it's a good chance they're not very good. Especially the Violent Femmes. Shit throwing monkeys sound better than these guys.

Marijuana is overrated. Legal medication, now that's the honey melon.

Just to let everybody know, there are no ghettos in central Wisconsin and northward to Canada. We have people who get arrested for possessing pot, exploding meth labs, getting drunk, and fucking animals.

Now I'm getting tired. Talk to y'all later ]]> *WilliamLeeTwitch http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/10054692/ http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/10054692/ Tue, 12 Sep 2006 20:49:21 PDT And I only had another month to go before I got my driver's license back. Now it's gonna be another 3 months. Stupid brain, work right...
This is really pissing me off. I cant get a license or another job until I get the seizures under control and I've been trying to get them under control for little over a year. When will this shit end?

On a good note, I got 4 Undeadville comic strips drawn out with text. All I have to do is ink 'em and scan 'em. I'll send some copies around to some indipendant newspapers too, they're always looking for messed up comics to publish. ]]> *WilliamLeeTwitch http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/10003403/ http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/10003403/ Thu, 07 Sep 2006 20:32:10 PDT The good news is that I was able to roll a 12 pound ball with my right arm the whole time even though it hurt a bit. Plus I got to have fun and leave the house at the same time.

I'm gonna like being on The Shockers team.

P.S. Look up the definition of "The Shocker", trust me ]]> *WilliamLeeTwitch http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/9994589/ http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/9994589/ Thu, 07 Sep 2006 01:33:40 PDT Some of the things I cant stop thinking about are:

1) If I get another gig doing comic strips for publications, I'm making sure to only take recommendations from people with a sense of humor. It worked when I was on the high school newspaper, but I didn't do that when I did comics for the college newspaper last year. I was taking recommendations and advice from an uptight editor who wouldnt know humor if it repeatedly raped him in the ass with a two foot black dildo that had a knife with with a serrated edge taped on the head.

2) I saw the Optimus Prime design for the Transformers movie being made. I dont mind the way the bots look, it's the fact that Michael Bay is directing the film. Armageddon, Pearl Harbor, and Bad Boys 2 totally sucked ass. Something tells me he's going to make everything in this film all over dramatic too.

3) I like going on chatrooms. There is one thing about it that I dont like. I dont mind the crazy people or the people who use ALL CAPS. It's the non-admins that have nothing better to do than repeat the rules of the chatroom every five seconds to a room of people that dont give a shit. Try telling one of these wannabe admins to lighten up and they give you one of these stupid ass answers. "Don't say I didn't tell you get kicked out", "Do you want me to get the admin?", "You can follow the rules or you can get out"
I hope these ppl pull the twigs out of there ass before they takes root.

4) I dont care that Steve Irwin died. Everyone dies. If he was one of my friends or family (or Jackie Chan), I would care. I actually see an upside to him dying. Now I have a new character in my Undeadville comic. He can now go after the extinct species like the dodo bird or the T-Rex.

5) I just joined my buddy's bowling team and our first game is tomorrow. I'm not sure how I'm going to do since my right arm is still fucked up. The bone is healed, but I cant swing my arm much before it's writhing in pain. I could use my left arm, but I'm going to need one hell of a handicap.

6) I consider photography as an art, but it's not as much an art as drawing, sculpting, or painting. Sorry.

7) Get this. Someone told me my last Zebra Cookies comic strip was funny except I shouldn't make Father Fred a pedophile. This makes no sense since the joke in the strip is that Fred was ignorant about the fact that he was a pedophile and he was judgmental about other people's perversions.

And these are just some of the things that are on my mind that I could decipher from one another. ]]> *WilliamLeeTwitch http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/9911899/ http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/9911899/ Wed, 30 Aug 2006 19:47:46 PDT This is better than when sis' got me that giant Ace Frehley doll with a base that played "Shock Me" & "Plaster Caster" for Christmas. ]]> *WilliamLeeTwitch http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/9875288/ http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/9875288/ Sun, 27 Aug 2006 16:18:31 PDT After seeing all of her I ran to the bathroom and puked gallons of peanut butter and poker chips. Coming back to the classroom, I find my freakishly ugly ass wife having sex with Bill Clinton. My wife looks at me and tells me come on over. And I start to walk over and join...when I finally wake up.
This dream was so bad that I woke up on the floor in the fetal position sweating and shaking. That was fucked up even by my standards. Still, Bill Clinton would probably have sex with something like that.... ]]> *WilliamLeeTwitch http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/9863154/ http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/9863154/ Sat, 26 Aug 2006 14:29:15 PDT The only option I have right now is to sell my current artwork and whore myself (art wise not sex wise hopefully) out to paying customers. The only questions I have is where I should sell my work online? Should it be on ebay or here on dA? Or maybe both? I'm not sure. And who actually buy my stuff if I post it for sale?

Help me out here ]]> *WilliamLeeTwitch http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/9821399/ http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/9821399/ Tue, 22 Aug 2006 21:55:18 PDT hehehe, boobies) The yeti exploded into chunks of fur and nacho cheese (it's a dream it doesnt need to make sense), ruining my chances of nailing that sexy hairball. I wasn't mad about it but I was hungry so I closed my eyes. When I opened my eyes, I was in a restaurant that serves fried ants with human heads on them. I could actually tasted those fried ants when I bit into them (they tasted like fried fish with heavy cajun seasoning). A second later, I was fighting giant spiders with my army of crickets and giant head lice while my midget/backpack person is sewing my eyes together with scalding hot needles.
Odd, but I've had weirder ones, like that one where I was breast feeding a mosquito man with razor blade teeth. ]]> *WilliamLeeTwitch http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/9809964/ http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/9809964/ Mon, 21 Aug 2006 22:06:51 PDT Strange day today. I forgot why this day was so strange, but Im sure I'll remember in a minute.... nope, not yet.... uhhh... I can't remember what in the Sam Hill I was gonna write about! Don't you hate when that happens? You know, you wanted to write down something that was on your mind all day that was bugging the shit outta you and then once you are ready to write that thing down you all of a sudden forget what that thing was and you get pissed because you cant remember that thing even when you spend the rest of the day trying to remember that thing? I hate that crap.... Nevermind, I'll come back later.


]]> *WilliamLeeTwitch http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/9788035/ http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/9788035/ Sat, 19 Aug 2006 23:53:39 PDT I powered it up and it still worked. Hooray! I dug out some of the games and they worked too! Double Hooray! I spent the next 3 hours playing Gauntlet and Dexter's Challenge. Mega Hooray! x50! If I just find my Sega Saturn system and my copy of Guardian Heroes, then I would be set. ]]> *WilliamLeeTwitch http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/9751654/ http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/9751654/ Wed, 16 Aug 2006 18:01:28 PDT Art is what it is, art. It isn't meant to be realistic. Art is the views and imagination the artist has displayed out for the world to see. We dont care if it isnt physically possible, because most of us weren't going for that in the first place.

I just had to get that out of my system. Now back to your regularly scheduled program. ]]> *WilliamLeeTwitch http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/9728599/ http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/9728599/ Mon, 14 Aug 2006 18:31:33 PDT *WilliamLeeTwitch http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/9589361/ http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/9589361/ Thu, 03 Aug 2006 14:57:13 PDT I loved it.
The only problem I had was the fried cheese curds. Imagine the taste of a hunk of butter wrapped in 3 pounds of lard. You couldnt taste the cheese at all and I can still taste the lard after chugging a gallon of Kool-Aid. This is the first time I didnt finish an order of cheese curds.

later kiddos ]]> *WilliamLeeTwitch http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/9568358/ http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/9568358/ Tue, 01 Aug 2006 16:58:14 PDT
4am - Im waken by the sounds of thunder. Hoping the storm goes away by 8am, I go back to sleep.
8am - Wake up, storm is still here.
9:30am - Storm is still here.
10am - Storm is still here. Get a call from the coordinater and show is cancelled. Storm was on and off the rest of day and I was pissed.

I still feel pissed off about the whole thing. All those pieces sitting around collecting dust, the crapload of hours that went into all my work, the money used to buy the supplies. How the hell am I going to get rid of all these business cards?

Goddamn Mother Nature.... ]]> *WilliamLeeTwitch http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/9527776/ http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/9527776/ Fri, 28 Jul 2006 21:50:57 PDT *WilliamLeeTwitch http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/9506460/ http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/9506460/ Wed, 26 Jul 2006 22:58:25 PDT [link]

I guess Im supposed to answer the questions they had on their post? Okay....
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1. who was the last person you kissed?

That would be my sister. Nothing incestuous, it was a kiss on the cheek to say thanks. She was there when I had my last seizure and she took care of the situation.

2. what are you listening to right now?

"Blood Red Sandman" by Lordi
Once this song is over, I'm not sure what's next. I have Windows Media Player on shuffle and it has 20Gigs of music to choose from. I could be Frank Sinatra, Aqua, Coltrane, DVDA, Michael Jackson, BeeGees, etc, etc

3. favorite day of the week?

Monday. It's the only day I know that I wont be working. I can sleep all day without anybody calling me to cover their shift.

4. describe yourself in one word or less

WOOOOOO!

5. what are you doing right now?

Watching Craig Ferguson. Im gonna get on that show some day. I guarantee it...

6. one thing you want to do before you die

Have my own art show in a well known museum. I would kill to get into MOMA or the Gugenheim. That's right I said kill

7. whats on your right side right now?

My old boots and a couple stacks of blank CDs. Believe it or not, I already have all my porn backed up.

8. how bout the left side?

An unused monitor, some old family photo albums with embarassing baby photos of me. 1 PS2, 3 NES', 1 Dreamcast, and a Lexmark X1155.

9. oddest thing that's happened to you in the past week?

There are so many odd things that happen to me every week, I cant say that one is the oddest of all of them. Still, my dad laughed his ass off when he saw "Baseketball" last Saturday.

10. four most favoritest bands? why do you lerve them?

GWAR- I can listen to their music or watch there DVDs and get a good laugh out of both of them. They have that sick sense of humor that I love oh so much.

Lordi- I've heard a lot of critics say that these guys are nothing but European rip offs of GWAR. Good thing I dont listen to critics. Most critics need to get a life of their own anyways. Lordi is a good band, just try em out

KMFDM- They were the first technogroup I heard and I was hooked from that point on. I have most of their albums and I get some of my best artistic ideas when I have them playing in the background.

Jamiroquai- The band is so mellowing to listen to when Im having a stressed out day. And they're good to dance to. That's right, I dance to Jamiroquai and I've been doing it before Napoleon Dynamite. Anybody that has a problem with that can kiss my multiracial ass!

Later,
William Lee Twitch ]]> *WilliamLeeTwitch http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/9274212/ http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/9274212/ Tue, 04 Jul 2006 18:41:34 PDT Yippy-Feliz-Navidad-Jump-Jive-N-Wail-Show-Me-Yo-Booty- Hole-Ty-Yy-Yay for me!


Im sure anyone that's bored enough to read this won't care, but all I can saw is tough nipples to you!


I'll talk about something in the next jopurnal entry, I promise... maybe... maybe not...eh...








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]]> *WilliamLeeTwitch http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/9201118/ http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/9201118/ Tue, 27 Jun 2006 14:55:10 PDT *WilliamLeeTwitch http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/8941333/ http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/8941333/ Thu, 01 Jun 2006 14:34:19 PDT I found their official website and checked out some of their videos. After watching "Would You Love A Monsterman", "Devil Is A Loser", and "Devil Red Sandman", I must say that I am hooked! Now I have to find their albums...

Long Hail LORDI ]]> *WilliamLeeTwitch http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/8914807/ http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/8914807/ Mon, 29 May 2006 19:09:41 PDT *WilliamLeeTwitch http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/8865474/ http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/8865474/ Wed, 24 May 2006 15:50:08 PDT *WilliamLeeTwitch http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/8850359/ http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/8850359/ Tue, 23 May 2006 00:29:59 PDT 1. Why waste your money (and maybe your anal virginity) on the illegal drugs when you can get an even better high from legal pharmaceuticals? Thanks to my pharmacist, I'm high as a kite!
2. You're not technically a racist if your hate everyone. You're an equal opportunity offender.
3. If you're gonna commit suicide, you better make it a suicide that people will remember. Instead of jumping in front of a semi, how about getting pulled apart by 2 vehicles and having your corpse dragged across town.
4. To the guys 18 and older. If she's aint 18 yet, KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS 'TIL SHE'S 18! Getting laid isnt worth a prison term and having to register as a sex offender.
5. Stop threatening me because you can't accept that Wrestling is fake. How else do you explain Rey Mysterio being the WWE Champion?
6. Everything is good to eat when it's fried. I'd eat my own arm if it was fried and served with mashed potatoes and green beans.
7. Just because that show has "that actor who's really hot", it doesn't make the show worth watching.
8. Kurt Cobain is dead. Courtney Love blew his brains out back in 1994. While we're talking about the dead, so is Tupac, B.I.G, Elvis, Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix, and Rick James, bitch! ]]> *WilliamLeeTwitch http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/8534844/ http://WilliamLeeTwitch.deviantart.com/journal/8534844/ Thu, 20 Apr 2006 18:35:07 PDT
1. Ladies: Assume every man you meet is an idiot! You'll thank me later.

2. Those people that bitch and moan about you being non politically correct? They find Arab impersonations hilarious. Don't listen to those hipocrits when they bitch about your Retarded Rebel or Chinese restaurant owner impersonations.

3. Dont waste your money tricking out your car. We'll run out of oil in 10 years tops and all you'll have is a fancy looking paperweight with spinner rims.

4. Speaking of wasting money, spinner rims are not cool. You're not fooling anybody by putting $2000 spinner rims on your rusted out Chevy Corsica that you bought from Mom for $600. Get a life.

5. When you're old enough to vote, remember there are choices other than Democrat and Republic. These guys always fuck things up. Give the other parties a chance.

6. It's alright to make jokes about sex with children, animals, the dead, and car mufflers. Just don't actually have sex with children, animals, the dead, and car mufflers.

Hope these rules help. ]]> *WilliamLeeTwitch