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Real men....

~XxRandomXIdiotxX — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 12:59:38 PDT

.....Devide by zero!

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Okay! So, I'm bored of my life at the moment! So I've decided to go do an apprenticeship. I get to learn new skills and get paid for itz. I've picked several possible apprenticeships. I like the idea of working with children in Nursery, or, working with horses or maybe hairdressing. I need something to do to cure my constant boredom.
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I haven't uploaded anything in a while. But I'm currently working on some stuff. I'll do a christmas thingy at some point.

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~XxRandomXIdiotxX — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 05:49:08 PDT

Does anyone else here want to stab their siblings to death? Because I swear, I am going to hack my good-for-nothing twat-faced sister to pieces. If she's not blowing her nose of your clothes, then shes prancing about in your clothes. And today, I just got my nephews present, for his bday, she can't wait to get her grubby mits on that!

Stupid fucking overweight slag. I hope my dad throws her out, she thinks shes so much greater than everyone else and yet, she still lives at home! HA! Superior my ass! I hope someone beats the shit out of her, then maybe she'll learn respect for other people! I am so close to nailing the obese fuck in the face!

Okay my rant ends here

Updates and stuffs

~XxRandomXIdiotxX — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 13:16:51 PDT

Today I...

1: Lost some money

2: Went to a Roach Abbey Monastry ruins, with my nephews class.

3: His friend Aden kept trying to hold my hand

4:Got a little fangroup of kids, that started fighting over who got to talk and walk with me.

5: And a free cup of tea,
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And I got more weird dreams, ask if you want to know what about.

Yet Another Dream XD..again.

~XxRandomXIdiotxX — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 03:43:24 PDT

Well, after doodling with ~LilDevil92 on iScribble, I got bored and decided to go to bed early. *gasps* ~~I usually don't go to sleep until like 2am because I cant sleep any earlier than that most times.~~

So anyways, after trying to get comfy for an hour or so, I managed to get to sleep. In this dream it had several parts to it. ~LilDevil92 was in it. It was like a reality/Hellsing crossover thing. So we were living with Integra Hellsing, with Alucard, Seras and the french mercinary Pip. Me and Alucard were playing chess, and he kept cheating, by hypnotising me into using the wrong moves. (damn you, you hot, smexi vampire! -shakes fist-) While ~LilDevil92 was making jokes about Walter's string thingies looking like dental floss.
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The next part of my dream was set at my old highschool. I can't remember much of that, over than it being infested with icky icky bugs. And a teacher was getting her tits out. -shudders-
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The last part of this dream was when my dad said I had to go to school, so I went to go, but then our car wasn't there. But an old thing that wouldnt start us was. Before i left to get a bus, I realised I had no money so I asked my mum to ask my dad to give me some for school. But, instead of that, she went to the queen to ask and caused a stupid amount of trouble. I was also talking to a guy while my mum and the queen were arguing, if he'd seen the advert when a man slams his car door on his cock to show how good a condom was. Then I got forced to wake up.

Tagged By my father; susikicks.

~XxRandomXIdiotxX — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 06:14:46 PDT

Tagged by

1. Post these rules
2. Each tagged person must post 8 things about themselves on their journal.
3. At the end, you have to tag eight people and post their icons on the same journal.
4. Go to their pages and tell them they were tagged.
5. No tag-backs!

1: I'm writing a smutty Yaoi fic for It was meant to be done for her birthday, but it's kinda late. >_>

2: I'm seventeen.

3: I like a guy called tom that lives around the street from me, but i'm way way way to shy to ask him out. even though we talk all the time.

4:I hate hate hate, Katie Price. _{Shes a fucking slut}

5:I fail at life.

6: I'm currently listening to Lady GaGa

7: I read and write a lot.

8: Interview with the vampire is my favorite movie at the moment.
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I Tag and anyone else.

D:

~XxRandomXIdiotxX — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 05:31:54 PDT

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Yush, my entry that I wrote in under an hour came third, heck yes! There was so many awesome entries too,

Also, if you want to know about contest, check out her Shoutboard, she advertises 'em! 8D
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Okay I really, really need to stop being a lazy cow.

I will start up original stories again; but first, I'm doing the fanfictions.

If i start getting lazy on you, comment and bitch me out. PLZ.

Procrasination sucks, man.

Country Meme Thing-Taken from Poldeylove

~XxRandomXIdiotxX — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 03:19:59 PDT

ââ B R I T I S H ââ

[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[x] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[x] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] It's football... not soccer.

Total: 7

ââ A U S T R A L I A N ââ

[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard Barbie.
[x] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something.

Total: 3

ââ I T A L I A N ââ

[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[ ] You are under 5'10".
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is.
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[x] You talk a lot with your hands.

Total: 3

ââ S P A N I S H ââ

[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally. ( combine fast talk + stutter = me XD )
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair. (my hair ish black now)
[ ] You know what platanos are.

Total: 3

ââ R U S S I A N ââ

[ ] You say villain as: (huh?)
[x] You get short tempered. ( some people make me mad very easily )
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.

Total: 5

ââ I R I S H ââ
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murphy, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[x] You have a family member from Ireland. (my mum's side of the family is from ireland.)
[] You have red hair.
[x] You have/had freckles.
[x] Your family get together always include drinking and singing.

Total: 6

ââ A F R I C A N A M E R I C A N ââ

[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.
[x] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[] You can dance.
[ ] You can sing gospel.

Total: 3

ââ A S I A N ââ

[ ] You have slanty small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[x] You have played the piano. (attempted it)
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.

Total: 3

ââ G E R M A N ââ

[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[x] You speak some German. ( only a tiny bit, shame since i lived their for such a long time. I want to live in germany again.)
[] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you.
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2".

Total: 6

ââ C A N A D I A N ââ

[ ] You like, play/ played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[ ] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[] You speak some French
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched Degrassi.

Total: 0

ââ A M E R I C A N ââ

[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You have had an abortion.
[ ] But love the penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at Wal-Mart
[ ] You think this survey is rather biased.

Total: 1

ââ B E L G I A N ââ
[ ] You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[x] You like french fries.
[x] You think Belgian chocolate rules.
[] You know that t...

Features, yo!

~XxRandomXIdiotxX — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 03:03:12 PDT

Journal CSS by =Freesong.

Mood: Adoration
Listening to: My mum babbling on.
Reading: A book by Libba Bray
Eating: You
Drinking: Pepsi

Journal

These amazing artworks are by

Stop by her page

CSS Layout best viewed in FireFox

How'd I get a premium member ship

~XxRandomXIdiotxX — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 02:12:44 PDT

I have a seven day subby, but I don't know how I got it.

List of stuff to do: feature thingy

~XxRandomXIdiotxX — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 12:51:02 PDT

_{The rules:

1- Be one of the first 14 people commenting on this journal entry, and I will add you to the Promotional List

2- For each of those 14 people I will put their avatar and three deviations I like from their gallery on the list.

3- If I feature you, you'll have to do the same in your journal, putting me on the first place, completing this way the list with 15 people.

The idea of this is not to get a free feature, it is to spread art around for everyone!
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I fail epically with updating stories. I apologise, and I will get around to updating sooner or later. Comment on what main story of mine you'd like to me to hurry up and update. Pleasssse!
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Argh Desu- (for those that have not read it before, here are the links if you're interested) [link] (intro) [link] (Chapter one)

Forbidden Love-(Yaoi) [link] (There are links in the artist comments to the other chapters)
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Currently working on; Late birthday gift. CloudxSephiroth.}

Contest details for Akatsuki-FTW-fc

~XxRandomXIdiotxX — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 06:07:00 PDT

_{Okay, as I said before, me and ~akaneflower456 have decided to undead our Akatsuki club. We've got a new contest theme, we just need some more people to enter plz.The theme is 'Dares'. We want a story and/or picture for any two Akatsuki members, one daring the other. E.g Hidan daring Kakuzu to give all his money to a charity or Itachi daring Kisame to work at a sushi bar!
Go nuts, seriously, the more bizarre the better!

As for prizes, I could try to donate a subby when I get paid and I could write a story of your choice. ~akaneflower456 Will do some stamps and whatnot, but we'd appreciate it if any of you could help us out by drawing the winner a prize, or donating a subscription. If you'd like to help us out, note me plz!}

It's by Birthday today. xP

~XxRandomXIdiotxX — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 04:57:42 PDT

I'm 17 today. It's not as bad as I had expected, my mums not at work, my sisters at home, and I got what I wanted for my birthday. A rabbit thats a light brown with a black nose! I called him Coco! He's adorable! I just need to keep my niece away from him, she'll give him a heart attack with how loud she is.

Updates and Stuffs

~XxRandomXIdiotxX — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 05:27:59 PDT

_{I have seriously been neglecting my club recently . However my dear friend ~akaneflower456 has noted me, and we both feel that some changes are in order. SO, once we have answered all notes, added all deviants to the members list, we are going to discuss what the next contest theme will be. Also, since I'm broke, the prize I will give to the winner is one request, for a story. But if any of you can donate a subby, that would be awesome. But we'll see what prizes that we can come up with!

My list of stuff to do

Between Lemon and Lime (Sequel to Between Heaven and Hell)

Forbidden Love Chapter Four.

ARGH, Desu (Pirate and ninja story)- (I'll start this as soon art-trades are completed)

ItaBya for

MorpheusxAthena story for ~chromic7sky

Art Trade with ~sushi-woot}

Tag thingeh~

~XxRandomXIdiotxX — Tue, 26 May 2009 03:08:41 PDT

Is holding commisions! There is more details on her journal. But they're 10Â each, and there is 10 slots open.

Here are some Examples of her art:
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She needs the money for a trip, please help her out!

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Stole from

Rulz: you need google.com; tag 3 people; answer all truthfully.

1. Put "[Your first name] needs" in google.com
_{"Hannah Needs A Shave?"} (WTF? )

2. Put "[Your first name] looks like" in google.com
_{"Hannah looks like she's aged 15 years in one year."} (I don't look THAT bad! D<

3. Put "[Your first name] says" in google.com
_{"Hannah Says 'You totally have to call him! What are you so afraid of? The hard part is over. He already gave you his number.'"} (Uh-huh...)

4. Put "[Your first name] wants" in google.com
_{"Hannah Wants Children" - 'The 44-year-old movie beauty is desperate to have children.'} (o.0)

5. Put "[Your first name] does" in google.com
_{"Sexy 21 year old british hannah does a sexy strip tease."} (I'm not that old! damn it! T.T

6. Put "[Your first name] hates" in google.com
_{"Hannah Hates Cake"} (Not true! Cake is the best thing ever!)

7. Put "[Your first name] becomes" in google.com
_{"Hannah becomes more and more convinced that Rhys was the one who planted the food in her room."} (Lol Thats from hollyoaks on channel four!)

8. Put "[Your first name] likes" in google.com
_{"Hannah likes acting in ocean movies. What other movies have you liked her in?"}(I didn't know I was an actress)

9. Put "[Your first name] eats" in google.com
_{"Hannah-eats-your-banana in the world of fanfiction stories and poetry"}(what?)

10. Put "[Your first name] wears" in google.com
_{"Hannah Wears Prada"}(I wear what?)

I tag and

Between L...

My 17th birthday is next month... .___.;

~XxRandomXIdiotxX — Tue, 12 May 2009 04:27:19 PDT

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Journal Entry

I'm not excited at all. It'll be dull like it was last year, and the year before,
and the year before that. My parents are usually at work and I get stuck with people I dislike for the whole day.
Oh joy. I'm going to die from boredom, and I'm not looking forward to getting older either.
I look old enough as it is, as Ciera pointed out to me, (you know who you are!) She said I look twenty-two! T.T.
--- Note for ~sushi-woot

I'll be uploading my side of the art-trade within the next week or so. Sorry it's taking so long. I have a feeling this will turn out pretty long.

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More Updates, (tag:dear finalight)plus weird dream

~XxRandomXIdiotxX — Fri, 08 May 2009 05:19:37 PDT

COMMISON HER---> She really needs the money for a school trip to Europe. Please help her out! She's a really good artist!

Examples of her art:
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_{Stuff to do

Between Lemon and Lime (Sequel to Between Heaven and Hell, will contain stuff kiddies shouldn't read ) *PoldeyLove Came up with the title. (This'll take a while, I have other things I want to do first.)

Forbidden Love Chapter Four. (This chapter will contain smut, so if you dont like boy love or smut, dont read, M'kay?) (Same as the one above, won't be doing this one just yet)

Story for ~darkgiuly90 -: COMPLETE! (I'm going to me sorting mistakes out and stuffs)

ARGH, Desu (Pirate and ninja story)- (I'll start this as soon art-trades are completed)

ItaBya for - (art trade)

MorpheusxAthena story for PoldeyLove Came up with the title.

Forbidden Love Chapter Four. (This chapter will contain smut, so if you dont like boy love or smut, dont read, M'kay?)

Story for ~darkgiuly90 -will start soon-

ARGH, Desu (Pirate and ninja story, humour. piss taker.)

Thats my list so far}

Yet Another Dream XD

~XxRandomXIdiotxX — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 03:31:58 PST

Okay. Well last night I had a dream about programme called Hollyoaks, mixed with normal life where I live, and some cannibal man with swords for fingers. Anyways, It's all dark, people are screaming and trying to escape from Mr-cannibal man. I'm with a girl called Lisa, and a dude called warren, from the programme I mentioned. So we're running down rotherham road, and trying to keep all our body parts. Anyways, Cannibal man shows up, with his dark, curly hair covering his eyes, and blooding dripping from his mouth and sword-fingers. Me and Lisa managed to get passed him, but warren got stabbed by the swords, and then cannibal man started eating him. Lisa is screaming and standing there, so I ended up dragging her into this huge mansion while cannibal man was distracted. So we lock all the doors and windows in this mansion, and sit in the bathtub (I don't know why) And this dude appears in the bathtub too, I didn't catch his name. But he warned me and lisa about these zombies that would come, and as soon as he said that. Someone knocked at the door, so Lisa unlocked it and opened it, and then slammed it, since a half eaten person was there. Anyways, she locks the door again and we stay in the bathroom. andthats all i remember

I'm getting my hair cut XD

~XxRandomXIdiotxX — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 09:39:42 PST

yeah, im getting my hair cut off again, but I'm not sure how I should get it. I'm not to sure on what will suit me either. but I want my hair short.

I'm getting my hair cut XD

~XxRandomXIdiotxX — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 09:39:41 PST

yeah, im getting my hair cut off again, but I'm not sure how I should get it. I'm not to sure on what will suit me either. but I want my hair short.

Tagged ONCE again xD

~XxRandomXIdiotxX — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 11:36:08 PST

Tagged by

Rules: Once you've been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. If I tagged you, it's because I want to stalk you know more about you!

1:I want to be an author.
2:I got another weird dream last night
3:I want to get my hair cut reeeeeeeeeeal short.
4:I fancy a friend of mine called alice, she's hot.
5:I wan't a subcription, mines running out *pouts*
6:I get distracted easily, which is why I'm writing five stories at once.
7:I still fangirl over Itachi <3
8:I'm a chocoholic
9:Sponebob pwns.
10:I want my dad to teach me how to drive
11:I want to commision some peoples, but i have no money
12: I'll be 17 in june.
13:...I got pins and needles in my left foot
14:I suck at math
15oth me and my sister think that if I do get married at some point in my life, whoever it is that married me, would have to be insane, and desperate
16:I love to read
17:I like Isis, from cycle 11 of America's next top model. she's cool.
18:Tyra banks is hot
19: miley cyrus/hannah montana can go to hell
20:i hate highschool music. it should burn
21: Slipknot and Disturbed =
22: I have three sisters, and hate two of them
23: I don't like the smell of smoke
24:I love sweet things
25: i love yaoi, yuri, and bewbs.

I tag YOU ALL

Tagged again xD

~XxRandomXIdiotxX — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 09:29:27 PST

Tagged by the amazing ~reddevilvampire XD
...and the rules are:
1. Post these rules.
2. Each tagged person must post 8 things about themselves on their journal.
3. At the end, you have to choose and tag 8 people and post their icons on the same journal.
4. Go to their pages and send a message saying you tagged them.
5. No tag-backs.

1: I love yuri, yaoi and hentai
2: I'm bi, if you don't like it, then whatever, I don't give a shit.
3: I love to read
4:I have a short temper
5: I love greek cheese and olives XD
6: I love babies
7:I get frequent weird dreams XD
8:I love watching spongebob.

I tag, and everyone else. (too lazy to tag 7 more people)

---FEATURES---

Thanks so much Saffy-chan! <3 (My own character! <3)

<3 All of this awesome art is done by my awesome friend; ~LilDevil92

Stuff and It's snowing xP

~XxRandomXIdiotxX — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 06:27:54 PST

Okay, Sorry =finaLight Your request fic is very close to being finished, and I hope you like it . Sorry for making you wait so long, Completed=

I plan on entering ~yaoi-empire Contest, which I have started, but I'm having doubts if I should restart it or not :/ But i'll see what I think when I finish it. I have plenty of time to write it (About a month).

Thheeen, I will get back to work on my Forbidden Love Yaoi story, and make the chapters longer >3

Then after that, I will start up my 'Heaven's Light' Story, I did do three chapters to it, but they were lost when my old computer died.

And after that, I'll see what I can think off :3
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It's still snowing here, most of of the UK is getting snow, for at least a few more days, apprently. In yorkshire, we're meant to be getting about 5inches or more, xP, which is the most we've had in years, usually we don't get any snow.

My niece is loving it haha, this is the first time she's seen snow, and se wants to go outside and play in it constantly.

Cadbury Eyebrow Advert XD

~XxRandomXIdiotxX — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 11:01:46 PST

[link] Sorry, I love this advert,

Update and stuffs

~XxRandomXIdiotxX — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 13:25:12 PST

_{Well, I went to hospital again on Thursday, I had to drink one/two pints of water before going. When I got to the hospital and got called in, and the ultrasound scan started, (no im not pregnant) I apprently hadn't drank enough SO I got made to sit back in the waiting room, to drink yet another pint of water. (drank about two before I left). And then got called back in, the woman nearly gave me a heart-attack with the cold gel crap she put on my stomach *_* and after she did the scan of my ovarys, I got made to breathe in, so she could scan my kidneys. (I don't know why.) But I have to wait for the results for the scan, and blood test, till the next time I go to hospital. Me don't know when that is. *sigh* Did I mention hospitals give me cold sores? everytime I go, I get'em *sulks*
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Clubs

Stamps}

Tag! whoopie!

~XxRandomXIdiotxX — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 08:23:30 PST

_{Seme/Uke Tagg XD
Less than 20=Seme
More than 20=Uke

1-[ ] you like to be consent in everything
2-[X] when a person confesses his/her love to you and you donÂt like him/her, you start feeling very tense and/or you donÂt know what to say
3-[] you enjoy listening to smooth and relaxing music
4-[X] you are quite hyperactive
5-[ ] if you donÂt like something, you start crying and you donÂt care if you start talking to loud
6-[X] you love candies or any type of caramel
7-[X] you like making others blush
8-[X] you sleep with a doll/ teddy bear/ pillow in your hand
9-[ ] youÂre usually shy with the opposite sex
10-[x] you like romantic- funny anime
11-[X] between L or Light cosplay, you prefer L
12-[ ] you have listened Âan cafÃ©Â
13-[ ] you like listening to it (the above band)
14-[ ] you have 1 or 2 song in you pc of Âan cafÃ©Â
15-[ ] you are innocent and a little clumsy
16-[] you smile at kitties
17-[] you usually say Âkawaii-
18-[X] you like plushies
19-[x] between light blue and blue, you prefer light blue
20-[X!!] you hate Paris Hilton because she is an idiot
21-[x] you have been lost in a shopping center/parking/cinema
22-[ ] you have called to the mistaken number twice or more
23-[ ] you cried with Pocahontas' ending
24-[ ] you have used a very feminine dress or shirt
25-[X] you call your pets with cute names
26-[X] you believe that yaoi/yuri is the best
27-[ ] you're easily to convince
28-[ ] some men scare you ( they are more afraid of me )
29-[] you have seen Pucca and you like it
30-[X] you have pink/red clothes or they are decorated with flowers ( no flowers!! )
31-[ ] sometimes you start looking at the clouds and you get lost in space
32-[ ] youÂve said ÂKyaoÂ or something like that before
33-[ ] when a person of your same sex gets angry with you, youÂre at the defensive
34-[] you like j-pop
35-[ ] you have cried for more than one movie/TV series ( only in my period and that doesn't count XD )
36-[ ] you watched gravitation and you felt like Shuichi/you watched strawberry panic and you felt like Nagisa
37-[X] you smile with no reason
38-[] you usually are very positive
39-[ ] when thereÂs a rainbow, you run out to see it
40-[ ] you usually donÂt understand what your parents say

Still seme}

The Usual Crap

~XxRandomXIdiotxX — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 13:52:52 PST

_{CSS made by ~MysticMo

Clubs

Stamps

Features}

Tagged

~XxRandomXIdiotxX — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 11:27:57 PST

_{Rule!
If you comment that journal IÂll give you the random letter and then youÂll have to do such journal where you write 10 things you like begin with that letter I gave you

From I gots a Q.. Evil betch...

_{1:Quiet

2:Quit

3:Quack

4:Quiver

5:Quater

6:Queer

7: Quad

8: QBB (couldnt think of oneXD)

9: quaff

10: Q}}

Clubs, Features. Stamps.

~XxRandomXIdiotxX — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 09:22:41 PST

_{Howdy peoples! Just somemore features and clubs and so on.

Design by blissart & CSS by ginkgografix}

LOL.TAGGED.

~XxRandomXIdiotxX — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 05:36:39 PST

Lookie

~lildevil
~phazonGhost
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Tagged again XD

~XxRandomXIdiotxX — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 12:52:45 PST

Tagged by:

A) Post the following rules:
b) Each tagged person must post 8 things about their self on their journal.
c) At the end, you have to choose and tag 8 people and post their icons on the same journal.
d) Go to their pages and send a message saying you tagged them.
e) No tag-backs.

1-I have kissed another girl, and i liked it >D

2-I have a lot of yaoi on my computer

3-I accidently whacked my dad in the balls with a basball bat, it was hilarious to everyone but my dad.

4-I usually end up walking into things, *coughLIKETHECUPBOARDDOORcough*

5- I have weird dreams, and my friends are usually in them

6-I think brody dalle sexy

7-I fancy the guy that lives next door though we have never said a word to eachother

8- I often get sick.

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These brilliant pieces of art are done by ~WindiosSiesta

I'M BAAAAAACK!

~XxRandomXIdiotxX — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 14:44:11 PST

Hello my friends!! I've missed you all a lot!! These passed few weeks have been a pain in the ass for me! My computer died, and the library comps were shite! My sister sometimes let me on her laptop, but i finally have one of my own now, yay!!!

EMOTION TEST, DON'T CHEAT

~XxRandomXIdiotxX — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 05:46:28 PDT

1. Which color is better red, black,
green, blue, or yellow?
â black
.
2. What's your first initial?
â H.
.
3. What month is your birthday?
â June
.

4. Which color do you like more, black or white?

â Black
.
5. Name one of your friends
â Tara
.
6.pick a number 1-100
â 17
.
7. Would you like to fly or drive
more?
â Fly
.
8. Do you like a lake or the ocean
more?
â Lake
.
9. Think of a wish, but don't write it.
â
.
ANSWERS:
1.
If you chose:
Red: You are alert and your life is
full of love.

Black : You are conservative and
aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you
are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love
kisses and affection from the ones you
love and give good advice to those who
are down.

Yellow - You are a very happy person.

2.If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and
friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy your life to
the maximum & your love life is soon
to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your
future love life looks very good.

3.If you were born in:
Jan-Mar: The year will go very well
for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally
unexpected.

April-June: You will have a strong
love relationship that will last
forever.

July-Sept: You will have a great year
and will experience a major life-
changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will be great,
and eventually you will find your soul
mate.

4.If you chose:
Black: Your life will take you on a
different direction, it will seem hard
at times but it will be the best thing
for you, and you will be glad for the
change.

White: You will have a friend who
completely confides in you and would
do anything for you, but you may not
realize it.

5.This person is your best friend.

6.If it is
1-50 you are a very lovable person and
you have a great life

More than 50 screw the world

7.If you chose:
Flying - You like adventure.

Driving - You are a laid back person.

8.If you chose:

Lake - You are loyal to your friends,
your lover, and yourself.
You are very
reserved but emotional.

Ocean - You are spontaneous and like
to please people sometimes.

9.This wish will come true only if
you repost this with the title:
EMOTION TEST, DON'T CHEAT

More Features~~/edit/ weird dreams again/edit XD/

~XxRandomXIdiotxX — Sun, 19 Oct 2008 10:40:23 PDT

By *Abigel

By =susikicks

By *Lingonlips

By the lovely =Teruchan
-------

Basically. Itachi, Dei and Sasori were dressed like princess and were soliders. Itachi wore a big, pink poofy dress, pink hair ribbons, and used his high-heeled shoes as boomerangs. Dei wore a peach coloured long dress with matching hair ribbons, and used those to wrap around peoples feet and trip them. Sasori wore the dress that sleeping beauty wears, haha, and used his 'charm' to make his enemy's faint.

I woke up, all this morning, after the dream, what made me laugh was, Itachi was really trying not to get his dress dirty, and Deidara would beat anyone up that called him a man...
----
love this scene from be kind rewind xD

thingy:imma vampire XD

~XxRandomXIdiotxX — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 08:40:31 PDT

What Kind Of Monster Are You?

--Dracula--
[x] Blood intrigues you.-> (i like its taste to)
[x] You prefer night over day.-> yup yup
[x] Bats and wolves are your friends.
[x] You wish you could fly.
[x] You despise mirrors.->I dont like looking in them
[x] Coffins don't bother you in the least.
[x] Living forever sounds like a great idea.
[x] You can hang upside down for long periods of time.-> I often watch Tv in this way XD
[x] Garlic is your kryptonite.-> I don't like garlic in foods e.e
[x] You sleep all day.->in this period e.e yep

Total: 10

--Frankenstein--
[ ] You owe a lot to your creator.
[ ] Fire is scary!
[x] You are unpredictable.
[x] You are very tall.
[ ] Little kids are more fond of you than adults.
[x] Most people don't understand you.
[x] Your speech leaves a lot to be desired.
[ ] You often look a little green.
[x] Fashion means nothing to you; it's like you wear the same thing everyday.
[x] You wish you had more friends.

Total: 6

--Werewolf--
[x] You're quite furry.
[] The full moon drives you wild.->
[x] You often wake up in strange places with no memory of the night before
[] Silver repulses you. ->
[] Dogs hate you.->
[] You love raw meat.->
[x] You are pretty strong.->
[x] Pentagrams fascinate you.->
[x] You feel kind of cursed.-> cursed in the sense that I'm very very unlucky XD
[x] Some of your clothes are shredded and bloodstained and you have no idea how they got that way.-
Total: 6

--Zombie--
[ ] Your skin looks gray.
[] You rarely speak, but you do groan a lot.
[ ] Brains should be one of the food groups.
[x ] Your clothes are ratty and tattered.(some are XD)
[x] You're alive, but you feel dead.
[x] Being near fire makes you uncomfortable.
[] Guns scare you
[ ] You're not very smart.
[ ] you have an insatiable desire to feed.
[ ] You lost your personality a long time ago.

Total: 3

--Ghost--
[x] You have some unfinished business to attend to.
[x] You hang out in cemeteries.
[x] You enjoy playing pranks.
[x] Sometimes people act as if you aren't even there.
[ ] You want revenge.
[ ] Death surrounds you.
[x] You feel lost. (Sometimes...)
[ ] You always have a chill.
[x ] You like fog.
[x] You have strange dreams about dying.

Total: 7

vampire FTW! XD

KIRIBAN~~

~XxRandomXIdiotxX — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 14:09:20 PDT

My next kiriban is at 14,000 PGVS :3 XD

I will draw yaoi and yuri, please dont request something to perverse XD.
I'll draw OC's and such or write fanfics or something XD

if you catch it, take a screenshot and show me immedieatly

My Day So Far XD

~XxRandomXIdiotxX — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 05:01:24 PDT

I skipped college today (only had 2 lessons) because i had promised my friend (shaun) that i'd get his Might book of boosh signed with him. (we arranged this when i only had one lesson on friday, before they changed it to two -,-) and being the great person that i am, i didnt cancal on him, so~~ we went to meadowhall shopping centre

First off....we were on the bus for well over an hour, on the top floor XD, we played slaps, listened to slipknot, and ran away from spiders, yay for phobias XD.

When we got there, we went to the book store, and he brought another might book of boosh, so his mum couls have it signed, then we went to HMV...and looked at all the metal music, and DVDs XD, then i dragged him off to McDonalds, and brought myself an ice-cream and watched two kids duff eachother up

After that, it was off to the goth shops (i love those shops XD) and when i next go back, im getting my nose pierced and buying a nightmare before christmas bag

and when we were on the bus home, we got thrown off of our seats, and i landed with my elbows sticking into his back (ouch, sorry shaun!) and his face was practically licking the floor haha, ow, my back still hurts a little, but im fine

My dad saw me on the way back, and asked why i wasnt at college! my quick thinking saved me ass again! XXD
--

Contest thing

Basically, I'm writing my OWN story. My main character is called Hyosuke, half angel, half demon.

He looks like a human, 'cept for his red eyes, k?But i'm having problems disigning what he looks like. So far, he looks human, with red eyes, and black hair.

So, if you want to have a go at disigning him, then be my guest, the one i like the most can request me something, drawing/fanfic ect.

The Dealine is on the 31st of this month

Chapter One: [link]
Chapter Two: [link]
----
one entry already! <3 by ~PoldeyLove

Tagged thingy -edit-

~XxRandomXIdiotxX — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 10:59:38 PDT

Lol. I stole this from

Rules: do the letter-meme, tag 5 other people and leave them a comment informing them that they have been tagged, then copy the "how-to" letter-meme, and finish your Journal entry .

How you do the letter-meme:
Dear (the last person who left a comment on your Journal).

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.

___12___, -Your name-

Dear ~sushi-woot
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your sister. I think I realized it When you put cuffs on me Under the bus and I saw you Pull the clothes off My best friend. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand That I get turned on by garbage men I'm returning Your old lottery coupons to you, but I'll keep my virginity as a memory. You should also know that I Never openly mocked A passionate interest for mice

Your everlasting enemy, Hannah

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflÃ©
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Volkswagen sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your...

Does Anyone Else This?

~XxRandomXIdiotxX — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 12:45:08 PDT

I really, _really hate it, when me and another person arrange to hang out or go out or something, and they fucking never show up. It really pissed me off. For today, for example. Luke and I arranged to meet at the park at the end of my street, at 5pm. So, i was there at 5, and i he never fucking turned up.

Also, he goes on and on about how much he 'really really really' likes me (Not that I like him like it -shudder-) So it's not exactly a good impression to make, is it? Yeah, well he isnt gonna like my fucking slap when i see him. I really fucking hate wasting my time like it, when i could be doing something else instead of waiting a FUCKING hour for some half-assed-bastard to show his face!!!!

He better not get in my way, 'cause i'll fucking fly at him and give him a piece of my pissed-off-mind!!!!!!

And yes, i am awear i have a bad temper, and i dont fuckin' right now. Anyone that really, really pushes their luck will be sorry!!!

Another thing that bugs the shit out of me.

People that cancal on you constantly, and then say they'll do whatever it was you plan to do, then cancal on you, then change their mind. Fucking make up your mind!!! It's not hard! You either do it, or you dont! It THAT simple!! Its not f'in rocket science!! I hate it when people do that to me, and i usually rip at them for it, which to be honest, feels GREAT. Im so fed up of being messed about! Then they wonder WHY i say no when they ask me to do something with them! Hmmm, maybe it's cause they MIGHT FUCKING KEEP CHANGING THEIR MINDS ON THAT TOO!

For FUCK sake!!!

Good times. xD

~XxRandomXIdiotxX — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 13:08:10 PDT

[link]

Lol. Guess what i found xD

~XxRandomXIdiotxX — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 09:22:06 PDT

Well, i was at my grandparents house, for a party, drinking wine, and chasing after my niece and nephew. After a few hours, i decided to go outside since the weather was nice, ( thats unusual for england) and i tripped over, and im like 'dude, what the _fuck was that!?' I look, back, see part of something rusty sticking out of the ground, so i pull it out, and its an FUCKING SWORD!!! Im not shitting you either!! my mother took a picture of me holding it on her phone, the hilt has a lot missing, you can see were the iron of the sword is kept in place, and the end of the hil remains, and it looks like a bird, and has (and this was hard to figure out, but i did it)S.H.J 0272 lol. I wasnt allowed to bring it home with me, which is a shame, but i'll try and get some pics x)

Rawr

~XxRandomXIdiotxX — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 15:06:11 PDT

Im bored

talk to me =]

INSIDE THE FIRE! 0.0

~XxRandomXIdiotxX — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 11:36:06 PDT

_{Tagged by my friend ~PoldeyLove
RULES:
1. Put Your itunes, windows media player etc on Shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS
4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name
5. Tag 6 people.

Are you male or female?
Over and over-Three days grace

Describe yourself!
Hospital-the used

What do people feel when they're around you?
dead in hollywood-Murderdolls ( )

Describe your current relationship.
Die my bride-murderdolls

Where would you like to be now?
riot-three days grace

How do you feel about love?
land of confusion-disturbed (got that right XD)

What's your life like?
stupify-disturbed

What would you ask for if you had only one wish?
home-three days grace

Say something wise.
nobodys listening-linkin park

If someone says "is this okay?" you say,
i hate everything about you-three days grace

How would you describe yourself?
lair liar (burn in hell)-the used

What do you like in a guy/girl?
white wedding-murderdolls

How do you feel today?
pain-three days grace (actually, thats true)

What is your life's purpose?
197666-murderdolls

What is your motto?
lets go to war-murderdolls

What do your friends think of you?
numb-linkin park

What do you think of your parents?
never too late-three days grace

What do you think about very often?
the bird and the worm-the used

what is 2 + 2?
smother me-the used

What do you think of your best friend?
given up-linkin park

What do you think of the person you like?
let it die-three days grace

What is your life story?
ten thousand fists-disturbed

What do you want to be when you grow up?
time of dying-three days grace

What do you think of when you see the person you like?
gone forever-theedays grace

what will u dance to at ur wedding?
taste of in-the used

What will they play at your funeral?
psychosocial-slipknot

What is your hobby/interest?
hit the floor-linkin park

What is your biggest fear?
in the end-linkin park

What is your biggest secret?
down with the sickness-disturbed

What do you think of your friends?

crawling-linkin park

What will you post this as?
inside the fire.

i tag anyone who wants to do this}

ZOMG OH YES PLZ!

~XxRandomXIdiotxX — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 10:34:37 PDT

_{On decemer the 12th, Imaa going to see my TWO favorite bands of all time!!!!!!! <3

The tickets dont cost that much, only Â£30 and yes, im so very excited!!

Im going to see slipknot and machine head!!!!!! <3}

Tagged

~XxRandomXIdiotxX — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 16:19:47 PDT

Rules: Go to Google and search the phrase. Tag 3 friends. Please be mature and use your REAL 1st name...

Use the first thing that comes up that makes sense.

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: Hannah needs a boyfriend (:ROFL

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: hannah looks like a train wreck picture published by djfksklah.

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: Hannah says she was almost kidnapped and sold into prostitution 30 years ago

1. Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: hannah wants a boy to die - Topix (what? XD)

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: hannah does a sexy strip tease ()

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: Hannah hates tall people. (Oo. I AM TALL)

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: Hannah asks if they also have cake and ice cream

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: Hannah Goes to War.

Q: Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search:
A: Hannah likes music and things that stretch or light up

Q: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
A: hannah-eats-world on deviantART (rofl)

Q: Type in "[your name] wears" in Google search:
A: hannah wears pajamas to picnics

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google search:
A: Hannah arrested for climbing trees

i tag anyone XD

Annoying Little Pests and The Builder

~XxRandomXIdiotxX — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 07:37:28 PDT

I only had three hours of school. Two lessons, and one Free period. So i finished school at 12:15, lunch time. Me and kylie were going to her house, and on the way there we stopped off at the petshop, and i saw an adorable chipmunk, and to kittens, the black one kept trying to claim up the cage, and the tabby kept licking my fingers Oo XD.

Anyways, when we got to her house, well close to it, she dropped her bun, so i bent down, umbrella in hand (its pissing it down here) and asked if she was going to stil eat it when she picked it up. She screamed, threw some of the bun at me, and then was like ' i thought your umbrella was a bat!!!' and then screamed again and threw the rest at me.

Then we talked about some >> ahem << stuff and when we got to her house, there were loads of builders, and i was looking at this blonde builders ass, and kylie burst out laughing, and he looked at us and said 'yeah, my butt is the best here'

so we laughed harder, and the thing is, he was right XD

Im BE back!!! muhahhahXD

~XxRandomXIdiotxX — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 05:31:19 PDT

well, for the last three days, i have been at my friend kylie's house. we're as daft as fuck, she got herself and my high off of the smell f aftershave, thanks, kylie Then me and her mom had a contest, using lambert and butler cigretts, seeing who could make the most smoke rings. (i dont usually smoke, but i was bored and it was around 2am XD) And on the second day we got smashed off of vodka, my god, the hangover after was horrible XD ahhaha, but it was still a fun night.

The best part though, was going to her aunties and uncles house, in PJ's, when it was chucking it down with rain, and playing on the nintendo wii that was ace, i suck at baseball and tennish but own at bowling XD hahahah, yay me. It was also my first time playing a nintendo wii XD

well, i'll shut it now, XD im back. hahahah

RANT UPDATE!!

~XxRandomXIdiotxX — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 10:28:49 PDT

The little whore is DOING it again!!!!

THIS IS THE LITTLE-FUCKINGP-SON-OF-A-BITCH-THIEF AND STORY: [link]

THIS IS THE ACTUAL AUTHOR AND STORY: [link]

See!!!

ARGH!!!

6^%$^$$^^&*%$$*!!!!

First Day Of Sixth Form x3

~XxRandomXIdiotxX — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 08:46:20 PDT

Well, today was fun. There wasnt much work, just getting our time-tables, and placing study lessons into the time-table when we have free time. I only have 12 lessons a week >:3 Hahaha.

Since the sixth form is joined to my old highschool, i saw many of my friends Matt, beth, lucina, louise and shaun.

The health and social care course i took lasts a year, but i will be taking a highter level course next year, :3 and the year after. Also, in January, i get put into a work placement, though i dont know where yet.

In other news, ZOMFG!!! i want a chipmunk!!!! *0* they are so cute!! they're being sold in the pet shop near where i live >3<

Raar: I made an amv xP

~XxRandomXIdiotxX — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 06:31:37 PDT

[link]

Oo oO OO oo O.o

Getting my hair cute-FTW

~XxRandomXIdiotxX — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 06:33:14 PDT

In an hour, im getting my hair cut and maaaybe coloured >3< gooood bye long hair hello short!! I do love long hair, but i really cant be arsed with it right now, hahaha.

i'll shut up now..

OH OH and im making an Itachi AMV \m/