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I finally figured out how to upload my folders.
Fuck you, megaupload, mediafire is my one true love now.
I'm in the process of uploading them all. So far I have
Yuugiou and some Hetalia uploaded. So- have fun.


Since I had my face all over my journal for about a month, I thought
I'd change things up a little and be nice for once.
I'm always nice to you, you ungrateful slut!

So.
My personality dictates that if I like something, I have to own it.
This means that I hoard thousands of pictures of
things I like, fandom, what have you.

Since I'm feeling nice, I'm going to share all of these millions of pictures with you.
Here's a list of the folders that I have that I think people might possibly be interested in:
-FMA
-Digimon (93 pictures)
-Hetalia (4,033 pictures)
-Part one: [link]
-Part two: [link]
-All of my icons (797 pictures)
-Kino's Journey (175 pictures)
-K-On (37 pictures)
-Misc (124 pictures)
-Pictures of my mom durrhurr (361 pictures HOLY SHIT SHE TAKES A LOT OF PICTURES OF HERSELF, EVEN MORE THEN ME)
-Rozen Maiden 83.2 MB (269 pictures)
-South Park (1,042 pictures)
-Yuugiou (6,ooo+ pictures)
-Part one Bakuras: [link]
-Part two Pairings: [link]
-Part three Malik/Mariku/Bronzeshipping: [link]
-Part four Everything else (All other characters/genswap/porn/etc): [link]
-Hardcore Psychoshipping doujin that I got as a gift. VERY PORNY: [link]



Since my computer crashed and my mom found all of my porn and made me delete all of my folders, the sizes aren't as big as what they used to be,
but still-
I have a LOT of pictures, mainly in the Yuugiou-Hetalia-SP area.

So request what else you want me to upload.

]]> =Yao-Ling http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/27597876/ http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/27597876/ Mon, 05 Oct 2009 13:55:31 PDT The music blew ass.
I saw ten pairs of panties.
Next year I'm wearing a tux (Seriously).
At least I got to do some photowhoring. CHECK OUT MY CURLED HAIR, HOLY SHIT.
Photodump commences.









Here's the rest, if you're interested. (Not likely)
[link]

And so I bought a Yuugiou shirt because I'm a gigantic slut for Yuugiou. I'M WEARING IT TO SCHOOL TOMORROW, WILL REPORT WHAT HAPPENS LATER. I WONDER HOW MANY PEOPLE WILL CALL ME A NERD.


And yes I do only use a webcam instead of a camera. I wonder why my pictures look so shitty.

And so- so- s-so- so I had summer reading homework. I had to read a book that discussed literary terms, then write a page essay example about the term discussed. So- I couldn't figure out an example for characters with disfigurements (more complicated then that, but I'm abridging this), so I asked someone if they could give me an example. And they're like 'WRITE AN ESSAY ABOUT MALIK'.

...

So I wrote a summer reading essay about Malik. Turned it in. And got a hundred.
I have been bulled into posting it.
So here it is, my essay, and a symbol of the complete lack of self respect I have for myself after turning in a graded paper about a fucking anime character.
Oh god.


Chapter 21: Marked For Greatness

Whether the protagonist or antagonist, deformities or set backs are a common way that an author uses to show character. These characters are famous not only for their internal characteristics, but their external, as well. Foster uses the example of Richard the Third, whose twisted back represents his adulterated morals and spirituality. Markings don’t always indicate characteristics of an antagonist, however, as illustrated by the popular examples of Quasimodo and Harry Potter, who are both protagonists in their respected works. Markings are not a set way to determine character by face value, more so, that they give insight to the character the longer the story progresses, and are used to reveal characteristics for what they might mean beyond the initial reaction.

Having the hero be different from everyone else is an old and very popular trend. Whether it be physical or mental, having the protagonist be separate from conformity gives room for the character to grow, and be used as a plot crutch to add to the rising action, and climax. The same goes for side characters, and antagonists.

To find an example to fit this literary concept, I looked towards Eastern literature. To represent and illustrate my example, I will use the character Malik Ishtar from a pseudo-popular work of Japanese literature. The character shows several distinct tropes from other literary concepts, but the one I will focus on is the markings he is given. Malik was not born with scars, just as most characters were not born with their markings, but gained them over time. He was born into a family that is part of a clan of tomb keeper’s, whose main occupation is to protect the items of the Pharaoh that they will believe will return in the distant future. Similar to a religious sect and cult and other cultural tradition, there is initiation into the clan, when he reaches a certain age; ten. The initiation, is to have the ‘haraoh’s memories’ carved into his back, which remain as scars for the rest of his life. This, of course, makes him represent the Pharaoh, his upbringing, and rejects that part of his life.

The scars double as a reminder and motivation for his goal, to kill the Pharaoh who he believes in turn killed his father, and li... ]]> =Yao-Ling http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/27451400/ http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/27451400/ Sun, 27 Sep 2009 17:16:34 PDT
Let's talk about the things you hate.




Here's my list


i hate that it's seven thirty
i hate that i've only had twenty hours of free time this entire week, most of which i spent sleeping
i hate my love life
i hate my school
i hate the people I have to sit with at lunch
i hate my town
i hate that i hardly ever get to see my brother
or my dad
i hate my step mom
i hate my ex girlfriend
i hate going to the doctors
i hate this shirt
i hate that i'm going to have to go to bed in five hours for another week of school
i hate lizzie eschenbrenner
i hate tess stanifer
i hate nicholas briant
i hate my principal
i hate her hair
i hate our dress code
i hate waking up
i hate taking showers because my hair takes too long to blow dry
i hate that it's already dark outside
i hate that it's hot
i hate that my leg hurts
i hate cramps
i hate that i had to leave school to go to the fucking HOSPITAL because i have such horrible cramps
i hate the women at the front office of my school
I hate that all I have to look forward to in my life is college, and that all it will be is more years of studying.
I hate my heart.
I hate the ache
I hate everything
I hate every single thing
I hate wet socks
I hate dogs
I hate animal abusers
I hate girls with high pitched voices
I hate boys who think they're funny when they do stupid things
I hate gender roles
I hate that I'm treated with less respect because of my gender
I hate that I cave into feminine
I hate that people think this means that I'm weak and pathetic
I hate that I have to pretend to be happy
I hate religion
I hate faith
I hate the political world
I hate how easy humans are to brainwash
I hate human behavior
I hate that we're all the same
I hate waking up alone
I hate that my scroll bar on my mouse doesn't work anymore
I hate that I have more fun on the internet then in real life
I hate that no matter where I go, where I live, where I think would be nice, I will always have to conform, or be looked down upon for differing views
I hate conformity
I hate blatant nonconformity just for the sake of being nonconformist
I hate the color yellow
I hate homework
I hate school
I hate that I'm no longer a child
I hate depression
I hate Disney
I hate that when I dress effeminite, I don't feel dominant
I hate being not dominant
I hate that I can't find a girl more dominant then I am
I hate homophobia
I hate 'morals'
I hate rules
I hate society
I hate that my nailpolish chips in one day
I hate that it costs so much to keep my hair maintained
I hate that my mom has a stay at home job
I hate drugs
I hate people who laugh to intimidate others
I hate one piece swim suits
I hate coins that are dirty
I hate not having pockets
I hate that most skirts don't have pockets
I hate that shoes cost so much
I hate changing lanes when I'm driving
I hate rednecks
I hate men
I hate businesswoman shoes
I hate that I can't dress like a dyke
I hate the word marriage
I hate child abusers
I hate sarah palin
I hate people who have big cars
I hate 'CN'
I hate people who don't like rap music because of the mainstream shit that's on the radio
I hate my life
I hate the scars on my wrists from where I cut myself when I was younger
I hate that I'm a coward
I hate that I'm pathetic
I hate that I give in to this mindset
I hate that everyone says that I'm 'better' when I'm not
I hate that I seek attention to feel loved
I hate that my instrument gets over shadowed by the trumpet
I hate when I empty my spit valve onto my foot
I hate band competitions
I hate that I can't think of the most important things to put on this list
I hate band competitions
I hate that I fall in love with the wrong people
I hate people who think they know what love is
I hate people who are happily in love
I hate heterosexual couples in public
I hate people who don't have respect for other cultures
I hate Italian food
I hate it when it stops raining
I hate the smell of wet dog
I hate humidity
I hate heat
I hate the cold
I hate Right Wing America
I hate that I'm so opinionated
I hate longing
I hate loneliness
I hate not having money
I hate that I never get to see my dad
I hate that my step sister legally changed her last name to my last name, and my dad said she was as much his daughter as I was
I hate that I hurt people when I was younger and had anger issues
I hate that no one saw it sooner becau... ]]> =Yao-Ling http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/27295962/ http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/27295962/ Sun, 20 Sep 2009 10:24:45 PDT JESUS CHRIST I'M ABOUT TO HAVE A PANIC ATTACK


WHEEZE

WHEEZE

ACK, THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE! Not for me of course. If it was up to me, I'd
go in there and sweep the floor with my Sousa abilities.
Unfortunantly, that's not saying the same for the rest of my section.
OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD I HOPE WE GET A ONE OH GOD OH GOD.

Have a photo dump of band, because it's easier to show pictures then to explain the paranoia I'm feeling now.

Moi





The quartet I play in at the beginning of the show.



My favorite freshman, even though he's on crack and wants to rape the sousaphone.





My section, in its entirety. I'd like to kill off one of the members, mainly the girl on the right side, but I haven't yet been able to smuggle poison into her food. Which confuses me, since it's not very hard, since she eats 24/7.
I'm second from the right. Obviously. Can't you feel excitement radiating off of me?


DEAR GOD I LOVE BAND SO MUCH DEAR GOD I'M SORRY FOR THE PHOTO DUMP BUT FFFF I LIKE SHOWING OFF I'M SO PROUD OF THEM EVEN THOUGH I COMPLAIN ABOUT THEM.

Wish me luck at competition.

Here's the rest of the pictures, if anyone actually gives a shit.
[link]

UPDATE

We got a 2. Straight 2s. Highest place is 1, where you qualify for state. Lowest is 5. For most people this would be good, since this is the first time we've truly performed a show, but I'm not a B student, so I'm sehr schlecht. ;_; Oh well, we have four more shots to get state. Bah.

]]> =Yao-Ling http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/27226205/ http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/27226205/ Tue, 15 Sep 2009 12:01:51 PDT but I need to get some dough.

I'm opening commissions again, anyone interested?
(probably not)
As always, prices are negotiable.


I hear furries put out. Maybe I'll swindle them for money. I don't know if I could kill my pride that much, though.

I miss you, Lauren. ;_;

]]> =Yao-Ling http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/26980045/ http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/26980045/ Wed, 02 Sep 2009 15:24:14 PDT
I like summer.
I hate school.
Goodbye summer, you promiscuous asshole.
In your place, we replace with windowless math class.


Lolololol I hope you liked my poem, I put my heart and soul and hatred into it.
But no.
Seriously.
Hnnnnnnnnnnnn, I want my summer back. Or at least, being able to not get up from 5-6 in the morning.
School has actually been enjoyable, and it's taken my mind off of depression and other things. I love
being around people, it's a nice intervention, I suppose.
Also, I was told that I'll most likely be graduating a year early. I'll still technically be enrolled at my school, but I'll be going to campus instead.
~I'm also in the top 7% of my grade~.
Band has proven to be difficult, and slapped on just another rung on my 'things to be nervous about' ladder, somewhere near the top.
HOLY SHIT MY FRESHMAN ARE SO HORRIBLE THAT I HAVE TO PLAY LOUDER THEN ALL OF THEM TO COVER THEM UP, BUT SINCE MY INSTRUMENT TAKES SO MUCH AIR/PHYSICAL EFFORT, I'VE ALMOST FAINTED A COUPLE OF TIMES OH SHIT OH SHIT THEY'D BETTER GET BETTER.
'They'd better get better' as in 'if they don't get better, I'll fucking kill them.'

If you have a cell phone, ask me for my number and textu me. Text doesn't cost extra if you live outside my area code- believe me, I've texted farther then Canada.
I'm just lonely a lot you guys, I want people to text during school that aren't from school. ;_;


Goodbye, summer. I love you.



]]> =Yao-Ling http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/26763506/ http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/26763506/ Sat, 22 Aug 2009 21:18:37 PDT
















...Kaiba has a double chin? Also, I ship John Adams x Thomas Jefferson.
"I always loved Jefferson, and still love him. It's enough for me."

School starts tomorrow.

]]> =Yao-Ling http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/26729210/ http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/26729210/ Fri, 21 Aug 2009 08:00:52 PDT
]]> =Yao-Ling http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/26507852/ http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/26507852/ Thu, 13 Aug 2009 14:52:39 PDT 1-513-887-0292

Post your results.


Me: Hello is this Burger King?
Them: Yes it is.
Me: You are home of the Whopper, that's correcT?
Them: Yes Ma'am.
Me: Would it cost extra to substitute the Whopper with a Krabby Patty?
*they hang up*




EDIT:

Dear everyone who actually called,

I TROLL U GUYS, it was my home phone number and I was bored as shit and wanted to see if anyone would call my house and ask if it was the Krusty Krab. Lolol you guys suck only three of you called out of like twenty or soemthing. Now go call your burger king and say you'd like to speak to the manager and ask if they do delivery, then ask for 15 Krabby Patty Pizzas.
K cool.

Also look how cool I am.



OH YEAH I'M SO COOL NOW and sorry for the whore picture, the glasses only looked good on that one. Honestly. No, really, why don't you believe me.

]]> =Yao-Ling http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/26466951/ http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/26466951/ Sat, 08 Aug 2009 15:12:32 PDT
I believe in the Kamina who believes in me who believes in the Kamina who believes in me who believes in the Kamina who believes in Simon who believes in the Kamina who believes in me who believes in the Kamina who believes in you in the Kamina who believes in me who the Kamina who believes in the spiral energy who believes in the Kamina who believes in me who believes in the Kamina who believes in me who believes in the Kamina who believes in me.


Everyone should watch Gurren Lagann and draw me porn for it and fan with me since it's my new obsession.


TTGL is great. [/end argument]



DANCE WITH ME ANIKI.




PS: My PC is crashed so art won't be drawing for a while.

]]> =Yao-Ling http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/26312948/ http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/26312948/ Sat, 01 Aug 2009 07:00:59 PDT



So like- do anti-depressants fuck with your head or do they actually make you feel better?




BTW, for something that would make this journal a little less whiney:
I get to play in a quartet at the start of my marching band show, yayayay. ATTENTIONNNN. Everyone should play an instrument.

]]> =Yao-Ling http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/26298717/ http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/26298717/ Fri, 31 Jul 2009 13:30:25 PDT Thanks, you guys. All the pieces make me very happy.






There are more, but I can't find them, sob. Link to the rest of my giftart: [link]

]]> =Yao-Ling http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/26056404/ http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/26056404/ Mon, 20 Jul 2009 00:44:46 PDT
[link]
Fucking deviantart, screwing with my jewtube links, SO NOW YOU HAVE TO GO TO MY PAGE AND LOOK AT MY FIRST VIDEO THERE OF MY HAMSTER INSTEAD OF JUST GETTING A LINK TO THE VIDEO.



And the greatest video on th planet that doesn't have giant hamster balls in it:
[link]


And my psuedonew anime obsession:
[link]

[link]


Band starts tomorrow.

]]> =Yao-Ling http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/25778516/ http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/25778516/ Mon, 06 Jul 2009 16:13:07 PDT

For those who don't know, Ling Yao is a manga-only character from
Fullmetal Alchemist, who was the first character that I got really
fangirly over, and is my weeaboo namesake. I've waited four years for him to be animated, and now
he finally will be.
O-oh god I'm so happy... ;_; This is going to be so fucking badass. LING YOU MOTHERFUCKING AZN PIMP I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO PROPERLY FANGIRL YOU I AM SORRY.
Here, accept this shitty gif as an offering.



LULULCRAPPYQUALITY. BUT BAW I AM SO FULL OF CAPS LOCK. I've waited four years,
I don't think I can wait another week for the episode to come out.


Also, screw Michael Jackson, RIP Billy Mayes.

]]> =Yao-Ling http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/25315274/ http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/25315274/ Sun, 14 Jun 2009 18:42:00 PDT
YES, MARIKU IS A WOMAN
My theories are here, taken from a few choice MSN conversations:

It all started with this icon...



Doesn't the shading on his cheek look like a boob and a nipple pointing down? LOLLOLOL YES, anyway-

See, this is the scene where he goes into Rishid's room and tries to kill him, but he's gone. Mariku realizes then that he hates men, and SHOCK, HE IS A LESBIAN. then he goes to fuck Ryou because Ryou is a woman as well it all makes sense because mariku can only be a woman. it's the only explanation that's how he can be arabic, but not have nasty, hairy, black man hair all over his gorgeous body. /woman/ body

HE DOESN'T HAVE A PENIS, OR YOU WOULD HAVE SEEN HIM GETTING HARD WHEN HE TORTURED MAI. Think about it. You /know/ he gets off on pain, and hurting others. Seriously, he has an orgasm face through all of his duels. You can't be that horny and be a man without having an erection. the only explanation is that he is infact a woman, and is secretly creaming himself the entire time

Also, that's why malik takes over Anzu's body to prance around in. 'he' feels most comfortable in a woman's body also the reason he treats rishid worse then his sister is because lesbians don't like men, even though Rishid is a swell guy.

Malik spent a significant part of his life underground in a society that passes the secrets on only through the firstborn son and I think this would have had a great impact on the way he thinks about gender roles - the son has a greater importance (and considering the ritual, a higher tolerance for pain) than women like his mother and his sister. so he IS a woman, but wants to see himself as male. Or perhaps he didnt want to disappoint his father, so pretended to be a boy following the death of his mother. And THAT was why Mariku killed his father and helped him escape, because by the time that they made Malik and Isis get together to have kids, they'd realize he had a vag. oh shi-


I am right.

That being said...



]]> =Yao-Ling http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/25299196/ http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/25299196/ Tue, 06 Oct 2009 18:48:14 PDT Tell me you love me.
Please, please tell me you care about me.
It hurts so bad.
I need it now.
Right now.
I don't care who it is.
I don't care.
Just tell me that I'm worth while.
I want out. I want out I want out I want out I want out.
I want out of all of it.
Everything.
I don't care if it means getting a 3.9 GPA to go to college, killing myself, or running away.
I want out.
Mentally, emotionally, and physically.
I want out in every way and any way possible.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry. I know people hate
when people cry on the internet, but right now I have no where else to go.
Everyone is asleep and I no longer have my cell phone to stay in touch.
My therapist told me to make myself busy instead of cutting myself again. So I'm busy doing this. I'm sorry.
I have no one to talk to and no one to tell me they love me.
I can't handle being alone. I don't even care that I'm asking people online that I don't even know to tell me they care about me. I know it's all fake but I just need the words, even if I don't literally hear them. I'm so helpless, just please someone help me.
Help me. Please please please please please. I can't take it. I can't handle this day after day after day. I want to die.
Someone just tell me that they care about me.
Please.
Please.


...Yes I did edit an old Hetalia quiz journal. I didn't want this emotion on my front page...
Jesus christ.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.

]]> =Yao-Ling http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/25112090/ http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/25112090/ Wed, 03 Jun 2009 17:30:25 PDT

Joe fills out nicely in a catsuit.
[link]

Anyway, school gets out in two days. TWO FUCKIN DAYS, AND THEN I'M HEADING TO CANADA AND BAND CAMP OH YES. I'm thinking about skipping Friday because my school is one of the ones that likes to say that making us stay after testing and just watching videos all days helps the 'learning experience.'

LOOK, I HAVE MY OWN ANIME.
[link]LdkGqMggRs

So anyway, I was watched Ponyo On A Cliff By The Sea with My Luv and, not to mention how trippy and wat it was, this was its ending theme song.
[link]
For a second I was like- wait. WAT.WAT. BECAUSE, if you're in fandom at all, you've seen this:
[link]
OH MARIKU, DID YOU SCORE WITH THE OCEAN TOO?

AND THEN today at band, we had a pep assembly and got to march through the halls. Exciting, right? RIGHT!? ...Yes. Yes it was. Because when we sat down in the bleachers, everyone sitting behind me couldn't see from behind my Sousaphone. So I thought: OH HAY, I'LL BE NICE AND SET IT DOWN, but they put us in the most cramped and small bleachers ever, so I had to set it down in the isle. I held onto it tightly, but the Baritone player sitting next to me bumped me, and my grip loosened. I wet to grab it, and grabbed onto the bell. Except the bell wasn't screwed on all the way, so it came off. And slid down the isle. My fifty pound sousaphone. All the parts. And I screamed in front of the entire school as my Sousa clanged down the stairs.

I have never in my life been so embarrassed. ...Well now I think it's just funny, BUT STILL. WHAT IS THIS, EMBARRASSMENT!? I GET EMBARRASSED? Why yes I do. I felt as if I could die, cry, and what else would rhyme with those. My heart just literally sunk in those few seconds. And my band teacher wasn't even mad. He was just mad because I didn't have some of the songs. BUT THE SENIOR SOUSA PLAYER WHO I SHARED MY MUSIC WITH GRADUATED AND TOOK HIS MUSIC AND FLIP FOLDER, RAGE. And that's the end of that story because this journal is getting long and I don't want to go on anymore.

Also, what do you think about this?:
[link]
Aliens are cool, k. Who believes in them? As in, have they visited Earth? I'm not exactly sure, I'd like to believe anything is possible, and it's something interesting to think about. Dib was the father, btw. THAT'S WHY ITS SKULL IS SO LARGE.

AlsoAlso, this is for Beatles fans:
[link]
And for Star Wars fans (Did anyone here know that I fag over Darth Vader? I mean I have a fucking Star Wars bag that I got for my birthday that says Support Our Troops and has Storm Troopers on it)
[link]
[link]
The second is just fucking awesome once you get near the middle. You'll see what I mean.

End.

]]> =Yao-Ling http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/24904151/ http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/24904151/ Sat, 23 May 2009 09:05:02 PDT I made this little piece of awesome right here:
[link]
Please comment and rate.

Also, if any of you have jewtube accounts, feel free to add me,
I have zero friends, there, which is something very strange to me.
BUT SRS, I LOVE THE ART OF NOISE. BUT SRS, I HATE THE DUB
BUT IT JUST SOUNDED SO AWESOME.

Also I have two weeks left of school.

Also I have a new obsession. Hint:


Bitch is skinny. Know why? Hint:
Bitch is a girl.
[/loads of pictures you don't care about]
LOL SPOILERS LOLLOLOLOLLLOLOOLOL. Also, if you know what series
she is from, do not mock me. It was one of the first animu I ever
loved and I can never hate it. Baw. I just seriously have a
thing for flat chested girls with short hair.
Expect be seeing lots of por- I mean pictures of her from me.




This journal was so pointless.

]]> =Yao-Ling http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/24826674/ http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/24826674/ Mon, 18 May 2009 17:09:58 PDT mind likes to believe I am. I very much need a job
(again)
for money to buy a plane ticket to see my lovely this summer, but
I've applied and applied and I keep getting so worried that
I'm not going to get a job. So-

If I did commisions, would anyone be intereted?
I will draw anything, so get your fetish list out. It doesn't
have to be Yuugiou or fandom related. I will do anything. Want a
portrait of yourself?
I will do it.
Want some digital coloring of some nerdy avie you have that no one else cares about?
I will do it.
I WILL DO IT I WILL DO IT. AAAH, CAPS LOCK, YOU KNOW THIS MUST
BE IMPORTANT.

But seriously, would anyone be interested for real? I'm just thinking
up the different ways I might be able to make money.

And while we're at it, you may or may not know that my mom says
I'm sixteen, so I'm old enough to get a job and pay for my own things. SO that means, that
right now, the only thing I'm getting is housing and food. She said
that she's never buying me anything again,that I'm old enough to support myself, and that
I can get a job. She's pulled the bill from everything she had been paying for, like my cell phone. And if you know
me, you know that it's as bad as having the intert taken away. The only
reason i have the internet is because she needs it for her business.
Well you know what, mom? I've been looking for a job for around three months.
And I still haven't gotten an interview. The only reason you aren't paying for my LIFESTYLE I'VE HAD ALL MY- LIFE is because you're
a fucking selfish cunt. We are affluent and aren't poor. There is no reason
for you to do what you are doing. And you know why she's doing it? Because she got engaged
again recently and her boyfriend's kids are twenty five and still live at home.
WELL YOU KNOW WHAT, MOM? I HAVE A 3.9 GPA, DO EVERYTHING YOU ASK, AND AM THE FUCKING GOLDEN CHILD. DON'T YOU TAKE IT OUT ON ME.

...F, I'm so emo but seriously, my homelife has gotten crap lately.
I just want school to end. We have thirteen more days, so I guess
Ican just be a little trucker and pull through. ;_;
But seriously. I'm so stressed and paranoid I feel sick. Ugh...
I don't usually make journals like these...

Again, anybody interested? I really need the money. And prices are up
for negotiation. I have no idea how much people would be
willing to spend, so we can just discuss it if you're interested.
It can be cheap, it can be ten dollars, whatever you like.

]]> =Yao-Ling http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/24704729/ http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/24704729/ Mon, 11 May 2009 14:33:10 PDT doesn't have blinding pink and orange font this time.
(boo hoo)
But it does have Kaiba's chin. He doesn't have a dick. He has a chin.
YES IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE RETARDED. THAT'S THE POINT.
HERE, HAVE A MAD.
[link]
That's one of my favorites. And totally not just because
I played Saber Dance in band. Also I own links to all MADs in existance, so just ask if you
want me to slut them over to your side of the internet.


Made by , in return I'm doing her
citronshipping fanfart. Much love.

In unrelated news, I stayed home from school today due to MASSIVE
CRAAAAMPS and realized that I had a drama preformance today and
I totally missed it.

Great.
I'll tell them I caught the swine flu.

A jew.

With the swine flu.

Eh heh that never gets old.

also comment my shoutbox, yes?

]]> =Yao-Ling http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/24569541/ http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/24569541/ Sun, 03 May 2009 16:01:21 PDT Giftart Giftart Giftart Giftart Giftart Giftart


EVERYBODY DO THIS.
[link]
Because when something is in italics, bold, and caps, you know
it's got to be great.
But seriously, what the hell. I don't know whether I should be repulsed
or in love.
I guess my answer is that it is now sitting on my bookshelf.
No, really.
I'll post pics.
And while I was at it, and feeling particularly masochistic, I looked around on
4Horror's website, mainly the Yuugiou coloring game, and saw some girl with the username
'Emogurl' saying how OMG, SETOO IS SO HOOOTO!! ~^0^~*
I- I wanted to troll her. So bad. I don't even know how many things wrong
there are with what I just said.
Number one is that I was on the website in the first place.

For doing what I wanted, have some jewtube crack gifts.
[link]
[link]
[link]
[link]

ALRIGHT, so I want a new journal CSS, and I have a beautiful
picture in mind, but I'm shit at HTML and CSS and- everything- like that, so if
anyone has some super serious nerdy CSS skills, I will draw you
art or write you fic or bend over, or something, if you make me
a layout.

Now have some high-quality screen shots.


]]> =Yao-Ling http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/24536058/ http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/24536058/ Fri, 01 May 2009 18:35:02 PDT Duskiness

Edward leaned toward me, his perfect face inches from mine. His sweet, delicious breath ghosted over my face. His golden eyes glowed with love.

“How do you like it?” he whispered, his velvet voice purring in my ear.

I couldn’t respond, so dazzled was I by his sparkling skin. He shone like a diamond in the sun, a godlike creature before me.

He smirked at my befuddlement, but then his face darkened and he thundered, “Don’t be difficult, Bella!”

I cringed, but he instantly softened, chuckled his bell-like laugh, and leaned toward me again. His cold, pale fingers brushed my cheek. I stopped breathing.

“Come here,” he said, bounding up in one of those blindingly-fast movements I’d grown accustomed to. “I want to show you something.”

He led me to a small creek and sank gracefully into the grass at its edge. I tripped over a pebble and landed on my face in the mud. Edward laughed. How could he love me? He was so beautiful, gorgeous, and perfect. Like the statue of David come alive. Like Adonis, a god, an angel.

Edward removed his shoes and rolled up the cuffs of his jeans, and I gasped at the sight of his white, smooth ankles. Sunlight reflected off his toenails, each an ivory glint of perfection. I’d never seen Edward’s feet before. I hadn’t realized he could be more beautiful than he was, but there seemed no end to his beauty.

My heart beat madly in my chest, bounced up into my throat, ricocheted off half a dozen ribs, and finally settled somewhere in the vicinity of my kneecap. I collapsed.

Faster than a speeding bullet, Edward had lifted me in his marble arms and cradled me to his granite chest. “Bella? Bella!” he screamed. “No!”

The sight of his perfect, glorious face so twisted in anguish sent waves of torture through my body. “Edward!” I gasped.

His cold, unyielding lips pressed to mine, but I dared not move for fear of breaking his control, so irresistible did he find the scent of my blood. I could not bear knowing I had caused Edward pain by forcing him to eat me. My heart fluttered around my kneecap.

The kiss done, Edward set me on my feet. Without moving, I tripped over a stick and would have fallen in the stream had Edward not caught me in his iron embrace.

“Will you answer a question?” I asked.

“Of course, my love, my life, my forever,” Edward said, casually tearing boulders apart with his toes. I watched, spellbound for a moment, before remembering myself.

“I once asked if you could turn into a bat, and you just laughed.”

Edward smirked. “Because it was a stupid question. We don’t turn into bats. Why would we want to turn into bats?”

“But can you turn into something?”

“Of course.” He stood, stretched, and his shirt rose enough for me to catch a glimpse of his sculpted abs above his waistband. I hyperventilated and passed out.

When I awoke, Edward was speaking.

“—for disguise.”

“What?” I asked breathlessly.

“I said, we turn into fruit. It’s great for disguising yourself.” He watched me carefully, to see if this revelation would finally be the one that convinced me he was a monster, that sent me screaming from him.

“Oh.” I said. “What kind of fruit?”

He looked frustrated, annoyed, euphoric, scared, nervous, grumpy, amused, sleepy, and sad. Like an archangel come down from heaven to bless me with his presence. “An apple.”

“Oh. Can I see?”

Rage colored his features. “No! Why can’t you understand? I’m a danger to you! I could kill you! I should leave you forever!” He threw himself forward and wrapped his arms around me. “I should go – right now! It’s the only way to keep you safe!”

Despair settled over me, so thick and heavy I could hardly see. “No, Edward! Don’t leave me! I know we’ve only been together for three hours, but I want to spend forever with you! Please!”

He pulled back and looked at me, thousands of emotions roiling in his liquid topaz eyes. “Do you mean that, Bella?”

“Yes.”

“Very well.”

His perfect, glorious, heavenly face dipped toward me, and he touched his cold lips to my neck. He growled deep in his throat, a sound that traveled up and down my spine like lightning.

Then came a sharp pain. His grip tightened. I gasped his name. My sight dimmed until all I could see was the sparkle of his skin, calling me to paradise.

Then nothing.


****


Edward looked down at the body of Bella Swan, pale and lifeless in his pale and lifeless arms.

“Oops.”

His sobs shook the forest for six long seconds, and then he stood, wiping a drop of blood from the corner of his mouth.

“Yum.”<... ]]> =Yao-Ling http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/24252284/ http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/24252284/ Wed, 15 Apr 2009 07:16:24 PDT I don't have any place to store my porn because photobucket
deletes it all. Also because I think it'd just be fun.

But yeah.

Don't you have to pay to get one? Not what I'm
looking for, since I'm a Jew and therefore cheap as all hell.
But then again I don't want a crap tripod one or something
because those are- crap. I want a neat-o one that I can fool around
with and all that.

...Except I don't know shit about formatting or whatever.
Hay.
Someone help me out.

HELP ME OUT GODDAMNIT. LOOK AT MALIK TO THE RIGHT. HE'S
TELLING YOU TO HELP ME.
MALIK SAYS: USE YOUR AND PRETEND YOU HAVE
A HEART AND HELP ME.

Do it and I'll stop talking in caps and
I'll dedicate a portion of the website to you. Or something.

Also I found my pictures of Homecoming this year. LOOK,
I'M SMILING.



My hair looks yellow, wat. It's- white. Or maybe
it was just the lighting that made it look yellow.

Also I found pictures that I took of my brother making his stomach into a T.
He's so skinny that if he sucks in and then bends over, his stomach does this:



OH GEORGE. I swear to god I feed the kid, but he just
uses up all those calories by sitting in front of the tv playing video games
and eating chips all day.


]]> =Yao-Ling http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/24234756/ http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/24234756/ Tue, 14 Apr 2009 08:16:33 PDT
Had my birthday.

Went to convention.

Bought animu.

Powered up my weeaboo level twenty times over.

Did stuff.

The month of my absence was incredibly dull. Incredibly, incredibly dull beyond
anything I have ever experienced... Worst month of my life,
literally. All I did was play pokemon on my gameboy color.
At least that month of boredom made my team crunk, even though no one
ever plays yellow version so I can't battle anyone, anyway.

Also I'm insanely back into fandom. It dwindled a little bit. Not
that I was bored of it, just that I lost touch with canon. Well
I reread the manga and watched a bit of the animu and oh damn.
Oh damn I love it so much. Fandom is a life saver for me. It's
a good narcotic for pain. Keeps me occupied, all of that. And I'm
now extremely obsessed with Ryou. Boy just clicks with me in some
way that he didn't before. He's a sad character, and not just that
he gets no screen time and has fugly pants, but he just seems so
incredibly lonely and- sad? Don't know. Don't care- oh wait I do. Anyway yeah. Ryou. Second favorite character. Sorry, Malik, but Bronzeshipping is now second. Deathshipping is OTP. OH GOD I'M GOING TO FANDOM HELL FOR SAYING THAT. Which is another sad thing. All of my favorite pairings are so damn small that I have to make my own fandom for them. LingEd, Bronzeshipping- wat.

Dude that was a fucking huge paragraph and I didn't even slut over the enter button like I usually do. Can you tell that I'm not feeling well? Oh wo oh wo.

So yeah, I'm going to slut out for fandom this week of Spring Break. In fact, I started last night. AMVS FOR ALL. BUT ACTUALLY NOT PLURAL. JUST ONE AMV. Of Ryou. Surprise. Check it out. Comment. Rate. Goddamn, you know what I'm going to say whenever I link you to something that I made. Now go. It's cool. Or something. It has bright, flashing lights. There, that makes you want to watch it.

[link]

But I actually do think it's real neat. Also what's up with me and putting in seizure lights in my AMVs? I guess it's because bright, flashing lights makes it look more japanese. ...Even though I really only have a small interest in Japan.

I'm sick of this. I want to go to college. I want to get out of this horrible town.

]]> =Yao-Ling http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/24010596/ http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/24010596/ Wed, 01 Apr 2009 17:30:47 PDT
]]> =Yao-Ling http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/23676873/ http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/23676873/ Fri, 13 Mar 2009 13:36:21 PDT because I put my name on the internet.
That's right, folks! Because all the pedophiles head to
Deviantart and watch 902780897 episodes of Yuugiou
and join fandom and draw art and don't act like pedophiles
just to get to stalk me instead of going for the girls
who have their cell phone numbers as their usernames on myspace!
Also because I use the word 'rape' and 'whore' in a
joking context. But it's alright for my mom to put her
name on the internet because it's different. Also because,
you know, people only ever get stalked through the internet.
It's not like some guy could just RANDOMLY find you IN REAL LIFE
and stalk you THERE! Oh no, you only get stalked on the computer!
And of course, only on deviantart and fanfiction.horror!
So have fun without me for a month, I'll just sit and stare
at the wall because that's somethign SAFE to do.

In other news, I got my hair dyed and cut. I got
straight across bangs and blue tips. Woo.


Salut.

]]> =Yao-Ling http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/23596382/ http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/23596382/ Sun, 08 Mar 2009 17:04:28 PDT
Dude I'm going to cry, I'm going to fucking
cry. Uuuugghgohoguugh.

For those who don't know, Stalker is this epicfuck
Bronzeshipping fanfiction I wrote back in november
of 2oo7. Look back into my Yuugiou folder and you'll
see the fanart that caused me to write it. It may cause
your eyes to bleed since I was crap at drawing back then,
but do it for sentimental value.
;_;

Anyway, it's my biggest contribution to fandom
ever with 27 chapters and 4oo reviews. Rape
sure is popular. But no, it's actually not really about
rape or anything like that. It's about mindfuck.
So-
so read it.
[link]
You can watch me go from writing in a mediocre way with no
style until blossoming into the beautiful author I am now.
Sparkle.
But you guys, YOU GUYS I'M GOING TO CRY.

Also, this week and the rest of my life is the best week
and rest of my life ever.
For I
am going to Canada.
Hip hip secretive horray!


]]> =Yao-Ling http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/23493376/ http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/23493376/ Mon, 02 Mar 2009 16:26:06 PST Giftart Giftart Giftart Giftart Giftart Giftart

Whoever finds me a job
actually gets me to finish their picture
that I promised them.
But seriously... go, my minions! Find me a
job that a fifteen year old can have! But it actually
pisses me the fuck off. I'm going to be
sixteen in a month, it shouldn't matter. Fuck,
fuck fuck.

That's about it. I am very stricken with grief
and alsdfkjo. So very asdfh. And terror.
GOOD GOD NIGHTMARES GOOD GOD OH GOD ME YES NO YES NO TERROR
OMGO MNGAOSDIHFOPWHP.

Oh, and like a week or so ago I went to
the Cincinnati Art Museum and saw the surrealism exhibit
and oh god I creamed myself like fifty times. Seriously.
Think of a famous surrealistic artist and they were
show cased. And I saw like fifty pictures by joan miro.
I have pictures, but they're on my phone. -omg omg i'm so boring describing this crap-
Also the bondage statues made me hot.
Also I'm so obsessed with Star Wars it's not even
funny. I'm in love with Darth Vader.

And I felt like photowhoring but was
too lazy to actually use a camera and fuck I looked hot
that day. MMHMM YOU REMEMBER WHAT DAY THAT WAS, YOU.
I EVEN TOOK CLEAVAGE SHOTS MHMM THAT WAS ALL FOR YOU
IF YOU HAD ACCEPTEEEEED. EEHEE CAPS LOCK OH GAISDO
ASDIFHWI WHWI?
kay.


Here's the contest: Edit this picture in some
creepy fuck way or some awesome way or in just a way
and if I like it, I'll- I dunno. Do a dance, make a little love, but
not to you, but you can watch. I'll be getting down tonight,
oh yes.

GET EDITING. Just because I'm bored and shit...?

And new giftart. The rest is at the top
if you care to see.


...Floating meat slabs.
And this is just awesome.



THE END. AND I LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER AS A TURTLE THAT CAN
FLY AND HAS LAZER EYES AND CAN TRANSFORM INTO A CAR WITH
RED WHEELS AND A BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS WHICH IS ME.

]]> =Yao-Ling http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/23230319/ http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/23230319/ Mon, 16 Feb 2009 07:59:45 PST HIH
WHY
BY
SY
CRY
FRY
DIE
WHY
WHYYYYYY


Right now I have something and I HAVE IT GODDAMN I DAVEN'T I AND I DDONA'T
DOWHIO
,,
LOL.
OMG WTUF ^_^^


i like girlst. I likes stabbib. Who whas one tyou tell me and i dtell you and you tell me and i dtell you and iyou tell me I DETELL YOU.


I can drive to school on my own.
Yo, it's that untouchable gangsta Crooked in to I go
I'm from a long lost tribe called "Fuck a Hoe"
Come through in a new Chevy, droppin game like it's too heavy
Well for you suckers that's the ceiling
A metaphor for over ya head, dumb dumb
Speak to ya double O.G., that's where good game come from
Dogg Pound it

Hi pastry foo.

Whattup?! I see my niggaz all in the cut
Layed back, actin a nut, waitin 'to erupt
No remorse, as we bust, let you feel the dust
Let us do what we gotta do, it's fuckin it up
Let it be known, Daz Dillinger rough to the bone
All alone roamin ya neighborhood at high exhaust
High stylin and profilin, niggaz comin after me
(fuck y'all) In actuality they face the technicality
(whattup dawg?) Let 'em feel the battle, it was a tragedy
(hell yeah) On site a nigga die for the salary (boo-ya!)
We the gang and we walk like we talk and we stalk
and we do what we do after dark (yeah!)

KOOCHOOKO O FOO.


i have otr been on much acuz my dad is A STUPIT FAT MY MOM
STUPIT FAT
DMOMM
NO
NO DON'T AARHIO


AAARHIOS IN MY CERAL.
Kay.

OMG WHY DOES HOT SO HAVE TO BE TAILS. WATCHI.
[link]

]]> =Yao-Ling http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/22717272/ http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/22717272/ Wed, 21 Jan 2009 16:09:36 PST Giftart Giftart Giftart Giftart Giftart Giftart

I bet that title caught your interest, but
READ ON, MY LOVES, READ ON ABOUT MY POINTLESS LIFE.

So- things have been going, just, incredibly well. Not
as if that's opposed to that they were bad before,
just that I'm just on fucking cruise control now. From
Obama getting inagaurated to my new classes to
my grades to my relationship to the fact that I've
learned how to paint my nails in the dark, it's just-
fff. Just fff. So grate.

And no journal is complete without my whoring.
So check out my crappy ass picture I took on my
phone and it's lovely resolution and the fact that
it turned my skin pink. I mean, pink's my favorite
color, but I'd rather it'd stick to my clothes and nails,
and not seeping through into my skin pigment.
But love Obama's orange face.


And, it's a month old, but my grades that I was
so happy about:

The only difference is that now I have a 97% percent
in History/World studies, and a 93%, I think in English. And it's
a fucking acid trip that I have a higher grade in math
then I do in English. FFF
My History teacher said that he might consider letting me
skip a grade for history.
But seriously... I mean, you guys only know the
artsy rape side of me, but- I love history. I love
politics. I want to go into political science for
my major, and I would fucking cream myself if
I really got to. I mean, I don't really seem like the type of
person because I don't have a stick up my ass
and I joke around really easily, but politics is like,
my calling or something. It floated down to the heavens from
me, strumming a golden harp on its descent.

So there's this guy who comments and notes fucking
everyone that he's done a new picture, even if he
doesn't know you. So I thought I'd might as well go
lul, so I read his journal and saw that he did requests.
And he always fills the request. So I thought
I'd fuck with him a little and request Malik in
a sailor suit and bondage jumping into a pile
of lightbulbs.
...And he did it. HE FUCKING DID IT, AND IT
GLOWS.

So then, to try and top that, I requested amputee!Bakura
selling aliens in dominatrix clothes icecream.
AND HE DID IT, HE FUCKING DID IT.

YOU ARE FAVING THIS SHIT.
And remember that I have all of the rest of my lovely,
lovely giftart at the top of my journal, showcased
for the whole world to see.

AND NOW TO THE PART YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR, WOEFULL SIGH:
So you know how I've gotten my tablet skills
down? Well yeah. SO that means that I can draw and color
a lot faster on the computer which means that-
I'd like to give back to the people.
Set a request, and I'll try my best to fill it.
Please be specific, though, for I do not wish to rack my
brain over thinking up backgrounds and shit.

Love.

]]> =Yao-Ling http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/22106226/ http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/22106226/ Sun, 21 Dec 2008 16:09:39 PST Giftart

Very long, I am warning you. FOR MY LIFE IS BUT A
MOTELY COMBINATION OF LITTLE THINGS THAT YOU DON'T REALLY CARE ABOUT.

Okay, first of all, uh, so I figured out that my webcam has a mic, so I was reading crap fanfiction back and forth to people. And I recorded it. ...And I made an AMV of it. ...Starring the Yuugiou cast. The fanfiction is the goldmine of furry shit, aka, Sonic fanfiction, AND CAN BE FOUND HERE:
[link]
...And the AMV of me reading it is here:
[link] remember, WIP because I'm very lazy and- just really lazy. I'm too lazy to even come up with an excuse of why I'm lazy.
AND IF YOU LOVE ME AND MY VOICE SO MUCH, AS I KNOW YOU DO, AND WANT TO HEAR IT ALL THE TIME SO YOU CAN TOUCH YOURSELF TO IT LISTEN TO IT ON THE BUS TO SCHOOL, YOU CAN DOWNLOAD IT HERE. Because I kept whoring it around on MSN and it has a really shitty, slow sending...thing, so I just uploaded it to megaupload.
[link]
And yes, I have a hick accent, as I live in Hicksville, Ohio. ...I'm so sorry. I don't like it, either. ;_;

NEXT THING ON THE AGENDAAAA. Uh, I've gotten really into my German herritage and all things related. And so I've been doodling german fashun onto girly models, so I might not update a lot of Egyptian ass for a while. ...Scratch that, just expect more GERMANGERMANGERMAN in your inbox. Because it makes me hot and what makes me hot, makes you hot. Yes. yes it does.

And so I had a band concert, WHICH WAS COMPLETELY RUINED FOR THINGS I CANNOT SAY, BUT WISH TO EMO OVER ANYWAY. ...Anyway, my mom tried to take my picture, but since I'm in the back row, it didn't really turn out well. But if you still wish to see my head and the bell of my Sousaphone, OPEN YOUR EYES.

Omg look how hot I am omg you can totally see me.

AND I NOW HAVE A NEW CELEBRITY LOVE. Seriously, holy fuck- LADY GAGA, I WANT TO BANG YOU SO HARD. ...I appreciate her for her music. A lot. Fo sho, she is so awesome and I wish to do the verticle tango with her so bad, but I'm afraid that I shall be forever cursed that the only people I want to sexxx live 48973489797649235608746287698769824767368976 miles away. Unless she realizes how ossum I am and flies to Ohio to fuck me, because Lady Gaga is fucking rich. EVEN HER SONG SAYS IT. gushgushgushoooo~
[/orgasm]
But anyway, so, COMPETITION TIME. Who's hair is
lighter? Mine, or hers?

...Mine, it's so mine. Everyone's hair who is darker then mine, I am your bitch. BUT I WILL NOT BE HER BITCH, NO SIRREE. ...Pfft.

And there's something else that I was going to say, but I forget...
But for the closing, er-
I've been struggling with my sexual identity. I'm 9o% certain that I'm lesbian, but sometimes I find guys sexxxy, but only from the waist up. Uh- hints? Suggestions? DONATIONS TO THE POOR?

And I'm going to put my giftart in another journal from now on, because It's getting so lengthy. Because you all love me just so much.

It's up at the top, by the way. I want to do a sort of navigation thing. Maybe have another journal with other things in it that I'll update periodically. But whatever.

]]> =Yao-Ling http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/22106187/ http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/22106187/ Sun, 21 Dec 2008 16:07:28 PST it grow.


http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/21871428/ Sun, 07 Dec 2008 18:57:57 PST Facebook. Whoever else who has no life and would
like to stalk me on yet another slutsite,
my name is Ami Whothehell.
It's a long and complicated tale of love, betrayal, and heartache, but-
I'm not posting my last name because I don't
want people I know in real life to find me, or it'd just become
another myspace.


Oh, and my troll account for those who
wish to get deep into my real life, its
username is Sniffler Pocky. I SUGGEST YOU ADD
THIS ONE FIRST.

BAW, ADD ME SO I CAN HAVE ONE MORE MEASLY 'FRIEND' THEN I ALREADY HAVE.
WHICH IS ZERO.

I'm not sure if you can look at profiles without
adding the person, so my real account's name is
Ami Whothehell, and my troll account is Sniffler Pocky. I'm a fat; you can't look at profiles without adding, nevermind.
Go for it.

Nothing much else to say.
Er, er, um-
yeah. My relatives came over and it was ass and
a sixth grade girl admitted to being lesbian to me when I went rollerskating.
...
Fun.

NOW FOR THE PART YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR,
AND THAT YOU'VE MISSED FOR THE PAST COUPLE OF UPDATES:
GIFTFART.
=Funderful was the only one to draw me suckup art when
I got my opperation, so you can all go look at it and worship it
since none of the rest of you did.
STARE.
SPARKLE.
But that is why she's my girlfriend; she sucks up the best.
_{-kidding, you know I love you, hurrr-}[/pedo]

AND THAT IS ALL.
Oh, and- wait, no, nevermind.
I'm drunk off of sparkling grape juice.
OH, AND COMMENT MY SHOUTBOARD SO I CAN PRETEND TO FEEL MORE POPURAR.
;_;

THIS IS WHERE I SHOW OFF MY GIFTART.
http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/21625580/ Sun, 23 Nov 2008 05:54:40 PST
Half of you knew of my ingenius plan
to go and pop one of those little suckers
in the mouth in the middle of the movie.
And if you didn't know, I planned on going and
telling Cedric to watch out for Voldemort.
I was going to bring something thick, something hard, something big and wide-
good literature, and smack them over the head with it to try and knock some
sense of good writing into their heads.
I want, more then anything, to get in a fist fight
with a Twitard. Oh, oh, it would be my
ultimate fantasy~

BUT, THERE IS ALWAYS A CATCH. Because to
do these lovely things, these acts of love,
it would require me to support the franchise, the series, and that guy who works behind the counter and pops your popcorn.
WAT, WAT. I just simply cannot do that.

Or should I sneak in?
OH MY WHORES, I AM AT SUCH A CONFUSING POINT IN MY TIME. I'M GOING THROUGH CHANGES, IDEAS, AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT
TO DO. Pop a cap in their ass, or just not sit through
the hour and a half long Abercrombie and Fitch commercial?
The answer is my soul purpose of living at this point in time.
-well, one of the two-
WHAT SHOULD I DO, OH WOE?

Also, sorry for making so many new journal
entries, fff.
I think I'm going to delete my old one because
I actually do have some sort of pride
and I don't want to come across as some photowhore. Just thought I should
advertise my ass to everyone who's on my MSN list.



]]> =Yao-Ling http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/21620000/ http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/21620000/ Sat, 22 Nov 2008 20:24:34 PST LULULFF
I MAKE GANGSTA FACES.
LULULFFF



But I won't blind your eyes, and you know I like
to photowhore, so have me looking
gojus.



My jaw is not that big, wat.


...The point of this is to get my whores
on IM so I can oh so totally cyber with you and your hot ass.
Hot ass all around.

And we read the Crucible in class, and I played
Proctor, and I got hung. Hurrrrr, I was texting in the middle
of the movie at the end and got yelled at and huurrrrr. I can also get my cat to run into the wall.
AND TODAY, LAST NIGHT, I WAS UP FOR THIRTY FOUR HOURS HOMFIUOWAHPAIUOSDFH I WAS SO HIGH THIS MORNING.
AND this week is like the best week of my
life, like really. Like, I'm not joking.


Also, wut:
[link]

]]> =Yao-Ling http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/21523971/ http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/21523971/ Sun, 16 Nov 2008 18:28:15 PST so
much
for telling me
that you
love
me
back.



Thank you.
Thank you.
I love you. Seriously. So I promote it
in my journal
that everyone reads.
Because seriously.
You have to tell people-
it just-
you can't-
keep it in.
Plus no one knows who you are so it's
A OKAYAY.

c:

]]> =Yao-Ling http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/21488401/ http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/21488401/ Fri, 14 Nov 2008 16:47:41 PST I came, it came. Remember
the figure that I bought? YEAH YEAH WELL I GOT IT. IT SO CYUUUUTE.
Seriously, I came home like every day wondering
when my beautiful, amazing Loran would show up in my
mailbox.
It's so cute. I put it in my computer cabinent
so i can see it all the time. Like a creeper.

CHECK IT:






A lot has gone on, but I don't really remember
what all to say-
Oh, I got my opperation, for the cancer thing.
AHA, I COULD TALK FOREVER ABOUT THAT, BUT I'LL ONLY TELL PEOPLE WHO WANT TO HEAR
A REAL LONG STORY. But anyway, so now I have this
huge scar on the inside of my thigh, and I'm terried of it,
because in real life, I have a real actual phobia of all things relating
to the body. Veins especially. But scars are included. It's a sort of purplyishridge thing,
and when I touch it at all, it hurts really bad and stings. And I can feel the ends of the sitches where they tied it inside of my skin and flesh and blood... god...
But that's your fantasy, isn't it, all of you guro fans?
Pity that I can't stand gore in real life.

OH, AND drew me fanart, and fuck it is gorgeous.

Seriously, tentacles and amputation.
And drew me Mariku amputation as well,
so gasm over it as well.


Also, whoever reported my Ba'ed el Layali picture, aka, the tentacle raep one, you are an
ass. ;_;
I spent an entire week on that in the summer.
Baw, I'm above the rules.
Didn't you read
the description? IT WAS WHIPPED CREAM.
;_;

-And
I'm going to go insane if you don't realize
that I'm in love with you.
You retard, why don't you understand?
It sort of hurts.
Really bad.
But I'm never going to tell you, because I'm terrified
of what will happen if you don't like me back.
So I continue being vague.

KAY I'M DONE.

THIS IS WHERE I SHOW OFF MY GIFTART.
... ]]> =Yao-Ling http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/21328996/ http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/21328996/ Tue, 04 Nov 2008 21:16:06 PST

...


Perhaps for the first time in my life,
I can personally mean that
I am proud to be an American.


Oh god.
O-Oh god... Maybe I can finally love
my country again...
I love you, Barack Obama.

Thank you.

]]> =Yao-Ling http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/21167767/ http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/21167767/ Sun, 26 Oct 2008 08:43:01 PDT MY MOM ACTUALLY SAID THAT SHE'D BUY ME SHIT OFF
THE COMPUTER.
Which is insanely rare. As a lazy bitch,
it's just oh so much trouble for her to let me use her eBay account,
ignoring the fact that I have all the money,
and'd do it for her.
:/

Anyway, so like...-
Guh, I'm so happy with my materialistic self.
BECAUSE-

I got back into Turn A Gundam since I found
where to download all of the episodes,
and went on a doujin finding spree with
amazing results. So since I'm such a fucking fangirl, I was looking for crap to buy,
and I bought this:
[link]
IT SO CYUUUUTE.
It'll be here in 2-5 business days, but is shipping from fucking Lumberjack land, so...
I'm afraid my heart shall be empty without it for a little longer then that.
Loran makes me so happy in my pants.

LOOK AT HIM:


NOW LOOK AT HIS ASS:


He so cute. SO CUTE.

Anyway, in hopes that I retain some bit of pride
and don't just fangirl for the duration of this,
watch in horror:
[link]
It has to be a troll, it has to be.
It has to be a girl, it has to be.

But I want to know what you think, since I am
internally crying inside at their ambiguousity.
D: (
So I'm making a poll- is it a girl troll, a boy troll, or a girl social retard, or a boy social retard?

Oh, and drew me more giftarts yayay, go worship her. And if I forgot to put your giftyart up and display it in a slutty matter on my journal, tell me, becuase I haven't been ohsoactive on DevianTART lately.

ANDANDAND I'm so fucking in love that I can't stand it. Love is leaving me sick with waaaant. But- even if I come off as extroverted and whatnot, I'm too terrified to tell them that I like them. I just- I don't- I don't know. ;_; This is stupid. I HATE BEING IN LOVE WITH THIS I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I LOVE YOU YES I DO SHUT UP.
D: (



THIS IS WHERE I SHOW OFF MY GIFTART.
http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/20974325/ Mon, 13 Oct 2008 17:34:40 PDT My iPod just deleted 845 of my songs.
And I didn't have a list of all that
I had downloaded.
...God.
God.
You have no idead how depressed I am now...


God...
All of my music...
845 songs...



]]> =Yao-Ling http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/20845710/ http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/20845710/ Sun, 05 Oct 2008 16:26:58 PDT
God hated Christmas. He didn't just dislike Christmas, he hated it like dumbledor taking a shit. He loathed it.

Every December, God would feel himself getting all tasty inside. He refused to put up a Christmas rod, he snapped at anyone pasty enough to sing a carol in his vicinity, and he never, ever bought anybody any presents.

On December 13, God had to go to the mall to buy a sleazy strumpet. When he got there, there were so many shoppers pushing warmly around and so much Christmas music blaring huskily, he thought his cerebral cortex would explode.

Finally, he was done. Just outside the door was an opaque man collecting for charity. God never gave to charity, so he started to walk past without a word.

Suddenly, the opaque man dropped his bells and ran no u. There was a tripped out mudkip right in the path of an oncoming truck. But the opaque man slipped and fell, so now they were both in danger!

God rushed out and boastfully pushed them both out of the way. There was a spiraling bang and then everything went dark.

When God woke up, he was in a groovy room. There was a Christmas rod in the corner and soft carols were playing. Also, God's picklin fickdil hurt. A lot.

The opaque man came into the room. "I'm so putrid!" he said. "You're awake. My name is Satan. You saved me from the truck. But your picklin fickdil is broken."

God hardly knew what to say. Even though there was a Christmas rod up and his picklin fickdil was broken, he felt quite radical, especially when he looked at Satan.

"Your picklin fickdil must hurt enthusiastically," Satan said. "I think this will help." And he noesed God several times.

Now God felt very radical indeed. He didn't hate Christmas at all now. In fact, he loved it. And he loved Satan. "I love you," he said, and kissed Satan punctually.

"I love you too," said Satan. Just then, the mudkip ran into the room and nuzzled God's boobie. "I brought him home with us," Satan said.

"We'll call him Miracle," God said. "Our Christmas Miracle."

It was the best Christmas ever.


...:D I IS A GOO RITER! AND I NOSE IT!

Also, I did a collab with who I know at school. CHECK IT OUT, MAN, TRIPPY! And hot. Fanart for a fic I'm going to try and work on soon. D:


THIS IS WHERE I SHOW OFF MY GIFTART.
=Yao-Ling http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/20541296/ http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/20541296/ Thu, 18 Sep 2008 06:26:49 PDT I have something that will become cancer if I don't
get it removed.
Which is why I'm going to have surgery.
It isn't cancer yet, but it's still on me.
Truth be told, I'm more scared of getting the shot for
anesthetic and the surgery then actually
scared of the idea that I have something that will be cancer if I don't get it removed.
BUT IT WILL BE REMOVED, SO PLEASE DON'T WORRY.
It's not as big of a deal as I made
it out to be...
I was just freaking out last night.

The cancer isn't what made me sick.
I'm sick because I'm sick with whatever it is/was.
And I'll probably be better tommorow.


I'm not going to die.
Oh hell, no.

So, like...
Although I was scared, please don't think of me
as a sick little kid.
I don't want to be seen as pathetic,
I just wanted a bit of support then.

God... I'm sorry for freaking out on you all.
I'll make a new journal that's less emo.

]]> =Yao-Ling http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/20453474/ http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/20453474/ Fri, 12 Sep 2008 11:27:29 PDT cute, naivity of high school love.~ It makes
me want to compose goffic poetry, to somehow
try and portray the swelling emotions
within me. Love is an ocean. It is as vast as it is
supple with life and opportunity.
OH LOVE, I LOVE YOU.


If you sat through that, congratulations,
there's something wrong with you.

Anyway, yeah. I'm in love.
WITH GIFT ART. DUN DUN DUUUUN.
-like always-
SERIOUSLY, CHECK THIS BEAUTY OUT.

She always draws and colors beautifully,
in that sort of soft style,
but the fact that it's for Scar Tissue and has
a terrified Mariku-
Yeah, I've already masturbated to it.


This corn is nasty.

Second is
.
Haaaaaa.
-that was a breathy exhale, if you know what I mean-
I don't even have to explain this one.
Again. Masturbated?: Check.
GOOD GOD, THE AMPUTATION, THE AMPUTATION.
It's so sexy...
;_;
Malik could totally star in a hip hop video, by the way.

Now on to Palin, the Republican VP.
...
I have never seen such someone that I have hated and feared so much.
She is the most disgusting discgrace to the human
race that I have ever seen,
and I am downright petrified of her becoming
VP/if mcCain dies... ....president.
She is not only homophobic, but racist as well.
She is against all cases of abortions,
even in cases of rape or incest.
I don't know what to do with myself if she gets
into office. I really have considered killing myself,
even though that is extreeme.
Bush I could stand, because although he's an idiot,
nothing truly horrible has happened.
-hah, what am I talking about?!-
HELL, I MEAN LOOK AT THE WAR WE'RE IN.
If he's soft in comparison to her, you can really see
what a small minded, anti-feminist, racist bigot this woman is.
She has stated that she's surprised that she's gotten VP because
she's a woman.
...
I have never hated someone this much.
More then tinkerbell.
More then my step mom.
More then Stephanie Meyer.
I'm terrified... What will happen if she gains presidency?
One of, if not the, strongest country on Earth led by a person like that?
I'd like to believe that we've become more open minded and such, evolved from previous politics,
instead of regressing as would happen with her...

SO I THREW UP AT LUNCH TODAY BECAUSE OF
EXTREEME CRAMPS AND OVER ALL BEING A SICK BUNNY.
So I went home early but still have to
go to the football game and march today...
I feel dizzy when I stand up and immediately light headed.
BAW.
It turns out the reason I'm sick is because
I never eat.
I have eating problems despite the fact that I'm chubbier, and never eat unless it's in front of people so that
they don't worry about me. Food makes me sick,
the idea of it, and I like to be hungry and feel like
I can do something, that I'm worthwhile because I don't eat and am skinny and pretty...
Yeah.... Fun...

I got my hair dyed again yesterday, touched it up
a little and got it even lighter.
C:
CHECK OUT MY WEBCAM AND TELL ME I'M BEWTIFUL BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE SHIT.
[/worse then a myspace ho]

My mom made brownies. They're not cooked. Thanks, mom.


THIS IS WHERE I SHOW OFF MY GIFTART.
http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/20313697/ Wed, 03 Sep 2008 18:44:33 PDT and is
totally my official online girlfriend. I DRAW HER FANARTZ AND SHE'S
AMAZING TO ME AND LOOOVE AND YEAH. AND YEAH.
GLEE.

She's so pretty and amazing and nice and sweet and funny and-
--I'm not good enough for her. ;-;

Because I'm happy and thought everyone
should know.
:D

Oh, and since I'm in a generous mood,
if you have any sense whatsoever, visit this link.
One of the best fanart sites I've seen in a long while.
[link]
EXPLICIT BRONZESHIPPING DOUJIN FOR THE MAXIMUM SEXXX.

]]> =Yao-Ling http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/20152554/ http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/20152554/ Mon, 25 Aug 2008 16:44:52 PDT I'm really happy with it.
Comment and fave and rate, shit like that.
[link]



School started today for me. Nothing real exciting,
just sort of the same old same old.
I'm used to it now.
So I won't be able to be on as much anymore.
SOBBY.

THIS IS WHERE I SHOW OFF MY GIFTART.
:thumb91735412:<... ]]> =Yao-Ling http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/20043330/ http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/20043330/ Thu, 21 Aug 2008 08:35:34 PDT AS YOU ALL KNOW, LULULULUL.
Anyway, kewl people are taking time out of their lives to worship this
beautifully sadistic boi.
Ken Ichijouji, though we call him Herr Kaizer because the sadistic part of his personality is bettar.
:D EVERYONE LOVES A SADIST!
THAT'S WHY YOU LOVE ME!
LULULULULUL...

Anyway, if you wish to join in on the fun,
just read this fic
[link]
Everyone who reads it instantly becomes one of his
love slaves. No lie.
It has never failed to not work.

So if you wanna have acid trip fun, here's the itinerary:
Monday - Kick-off Picture
Tuesday - Read and Share Fics
Wednesday - Make Icons and Herr Kaizer plz account
Thursday - Write Crakc Fics
Friday - Compose Poetry
Saturday - Write Sexy Fic (hoo boy D: )
Sunday - End Celebration (conference MSN?)

IT WILL BE FUN AND FILLED WITH SEXXX AND CRACK.
And journal will be updated every day to show off all the new things
that have been found.
:'D

EDIT, DAY THREE:
Yesterday was icon day. AND I DELIVER.
I made much Herr Kaizer love. My favorite
of which being these.

Yay, self pimping. LULULULULUL.
The rest are here at my icon folder at photobucket:
[link]

And made a Herr Kaizer plz account.
Use it well.



HERR KAIZER ORGY WEEK ART:





=Yao-Ling http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/19896177/ http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/19896177/ Mon, 11 Aug 2008 11:40:09 PDT SO, SO, SO, UM, I WAS EATING CEREAL, YOU KNOW,
LIKE FRUITLOOPS AND STUFF, AND I WAS POURING IT
OUT, AND THIS THING FLEW OUT OF THE BOX.
I WAS LIKE, OH MAN! FREE STUFF!
THE FRUIT LOOPS GAVE ME A FREE INDIANA JONES SPOON!
THANK YOU, KELLOGS!
:DDDDDD
NOW I CAN EAT MY CEREAL PRETENDING THAT I'M AN OLD MAN
SWINING ON VINES THROUGH THE JUNGLE AND
HAVING BACK PAIN WHILE I DO IT!

And sorry for not replying mail/deviations.
I AM SO FUCKING BUSY.
I HATE HUCKLEBERRY FIN. DIE IN HELL, MOTHO' FO'.
DDDD: <
OH, AND NUMBER THREE ONE BECAUSE I'M A SLUT FOR
MARIKU WITH A LEASH/CHAIN AROUND HIS NECK BECAUSE
I'M A SLUT FOR MY SLAVERY KINK.
OH, AND SOMEONE THINKS THAT I'M NOT OBSCENE.
LULULULULUL
LET'S ALL LUL TOGETHER, BECAUSE I'M SOFTSPOKEN AND NOT A BIT
PERVERTED.
LULULUL

I like my cat.
C:



THIS IS WHERE I SHOW OFF MY GIFTART.
http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/19863482/ Sat, 09 Aug 2008 14:06:57 PDT my new webcam.
D: (

HELP ME DECIDE:

1. )
[link]

2.)
[link]

3.)
[link]

4.)
[link]

FUCK YES, BRONZESHIPPING. Anyway,
yeah. Vote.



THIS IS WHERE I SHOW OFF MY GIFTART.
=Yao-Ling http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/19849713/ http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/19849713/ Fri, 08 Aug 2008 17:24:17 PDT !! OHMIGOD, HAVE YOU EVER
SEEN THE WORD 'LOVE' USED SO MUCH IN A SENTENCE THAT I TYPED WITHOUT IT
RELATING TO CARTOONS!? AJSDLFKJASDLFKJ !!!

Soz soz soz she drew me fanart for my fanfic Scar Tissue.
CHECK IT OUT:

OHMIGOD, GASM. ALL OF THEM.


A lot of people have been drawing me fanart lately,
along with who drew
And and and made me
an AMV for my fanfic Stalker, which is here:
[link]

Oh, and drew me .


How am I supposed to handle all of this love?
;____;
;U;
You gaiz are too good for me...

]]> =Yao-Ling http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/19775083/ http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/19775083/ Mon, 04 Aug 2008 16:27:43 PDT


Soz bandcamp was hell. Yadda Yadda. It seriously
sucked the sadism from me. I thought I was fairly
original in the way that I like to torture people and Mariku, but I was wrong. OH HOW I WAS WRONG.
You are not a sadist unless you force someone to go to bandcamp.

Anyway, yeah.
Then I went and saw Les Miserables, and these
shotabait kids got shoved and kicked down and
whipped in the beginning and it seriously fucking
turned me on.
They were slaves, or something.
LULULULULUL.


Last thing and thing I want to talk about the most-
MOTHERFUCKING TWILIGHT AND ALL IT'S SHITTY LITTLE SEQUELS.
GOOD FUCKING LORD I AM TIRED OF THIS SHITHOLE.
CHRIST CHRIST CHRIST
The new book came out yesterday, or something, so I celebrated by
finding as much shit on it as I could. Because if
you ever want to make someone go insane,
force them to read this pile of shit.
-and maybe make them watch a marathon of Hannah Montanna, but, eh...-
Shit is the best adjective used to describe it, just
like how Meyer likes to abuse the thesaurus with describing
Edward.
LAUGH YOUR ASS OFF AT IT'S HILARIOUS SHITTYNESS HERE:
[link]
Amazing review, because I'm too lazy to type one
myself.
I also love how it's fans always get BAAAAAW, BUTTHURT over if
someone tells them that it is, indeed, a pile of
crap that teenage girls eat up becuase they like
sparkly things and pretty boys.
What are they, crows?
This book and its fans make me seriously worried for
my gender.
Oh, and Edward is a stalker.
...Ha. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAAAAAAAA.
STALKER!? MY ASS HE'S A STALKER! HE IS NO KIND
OF STALKER I KNOW OF! The closest he could get would be a
Predatory stalker, and then, I hope he rapes Bella with his
AT LEAST A HUNDRED YEAR OLD penis and she dies from his sparkly expired sperm.
-which you can buy at Big Lots, by the way-

Anyone else want to laugh with me about how terrible
these books are?
Because seriously, I want to hang myself since now half of my
AP ENGLISH CLASS is obsessed with them.
And Edward, of course. Because he's perfect in everyway.
Except he has no personality.
And is basically just a mannequin with a pretty face.

MORE LAFFS:
[link]
[link]
[link]

]]> =Yao-Ling http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/19606463/ http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/19606463/ Sat, 26 Jul 2008 12:16:44 PDT Send me flowers and words of love, I'll
be needing them.
;_;
SNIFF. TEAR.
Seriously, you've never known what 'exhaustion'
is until you've carried a thirty pound instrument
on your soulder eighteen hours a day, four hours in a row.

;_;


Soz. I have a lot of stuff that I want to
pimp out.
The first being the best fanfiction I've ever read
and ever will read EVAR.
If you know me from ff.horror, then I guess you'll
be able to appreciate this better when I say that
I use it as a sort of basis for Scar Tissue,
and slightly Stalker. It inspires me so damn
much. Everything about it is...god, just god.
I don't think I've ever read a better fanfic.
So, here's the link.
[link]
Don't be put off by the series that it's written
for. I read it before I had any interest in the
series whatsoever, and it still impacted me
that way. Please read.
Or if you want more info on it, ask and I shall tell.
It's psychological and physical torture the the EXTREME, YO. But I shouldn't fool
around about it. I'm very serious about it. READ IT GODDAMMIT. YOU WON'T REGRET IT AT ALL.

Then this is for all of you
who don't want to read the fic.
[link]
You deserve it.

I don't really have anything else to say,
except that, er, I might be starting
to get into a new fandom...

THIS IS WHERE I SHOW OFF MY GIFTART.


]]> =Yao-Ling http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/19485813/ http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/19485813/ Sat, 19 Jul 2008 16:30:09 PDT






No, I seriously was.

Anyway, tags. Because I don't give a damn.

Start with your name:
God. Sometimes, I go by Ami.

What do you hear right now?
The sound of souls crying out in anguish.


Do you believe everything you hear?
Since all I hear is the wretched moans of my
bitches and toys to torment, then yes, and I take it
as personal satisfaction at my work.

What are you wearing right now?
Clothes.

Is there anyone you would die for?
yes.

Where were you at 10:45 AM today?
In a coma-like state called sleep.

How long have you been breathing?
God doesn't have to do such a simple, menial thing
like that.
Pfft.
PSHAW

What's the best eye color for the opposite sex?
Green

Who was the last girl you hugged?
Uh. UH. -shrug-

Is it easy for others to make you feel awkward?
I am the one who makes others feel awkward.

Are you taller than 5'5"?
I'm not tall, I'm just MAXED OUT ON AWESOME. Which is a yes.

If you're being extremely quiet what’s it mean?
I'm thinking about the sick perverted fantasies that
constantly float around my mind, and whether or not
I'd like to amputate one of your limbs. How good do
you look like as a cripple?


Are you into anyone?
OH, I'VE BEEN IN THEM ALRIGHT.
...
Yes.

What time did you go to bed last night?
4:3O

What are you doing tomorrow?
Wallowing in my pain of remembering that band camp is in
a couple of days.

Does anyone like you?
You don't and I smite you to hell.

What were you doing an hour ago?
Uh. Wasting my life away in front of the computer.
Writing fanfic.
Boo.

What will you do Friday?
Be...at band camp.
-sob-

Are you married?
I don't give the decency of 'marriage' to my
slaves when I abuse them.

Do you have any piercings?
on my ears. And thumb.

What is one thing you want right now?
NOT TO GO TO BAND CAMP

Do you love anyone?
Yes.

What is your natural hair color?
...Dark brown. -sob-

Have you ever been awake for 48 hours?
Hahano ._.

Do you like your first name?
No. That's why I was productive and changed it.

What are your initials?
AJG
Ah, music to my ears.
If you say it out loud, it sounds like the sound that
cats when they get run over by a car.


How do you feel about chocolate-covered strawberries?
Take off the chocolate and we'll talk.

Any tattoos?
No.

Do you like the color gray?
It's so flattering.


Is there anyone you really can't stop thinking about?
YES. -tear-

Look outside, how's the weather?
The person who I coppied this meme from said
"Beautifulllll ñ_ñ",
and I'm too distracted by that fucked up face to answer
the question.

Are you jealous of anyone right now?
Yes.

Last time you ate grill... ]]> =Yao-Ling http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/19387508/ http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/19387508/ Mon, 14 Jul 2008 09:44:24 PDT

So like, I went to a party on saturday. It was amazing and I'm still tired and don't feel like explaining it. It's a mircale I mentioned it at all. This is a really fucking pointless journal, but I've been hiding away due to DA's new shittastic mail system. Someone come over here and slit my throat would you, dears?


Uh. I just want to show off my giftart.
Thanks to all the people who drew me stuff, it adds to the worthlessness of this journal. What an enhancement! -look, I'm not hitting 'enter'!-



I know there's probably a shitload I forgot to put up there, but that's just how good of a friend I am.

Comment my shoutboard.


]]> =Yao-Ling http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/19273657/ http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/19273657/ Tue, 08 Jul 2008 12:42:53 PDT So my mom is pretty active in animal rights,
and when we went on that god awful
vacation filled with 'yalls' and
'ya'aints,' there were tons of 'feed live bears'
sort of places.
And I know this might be TTLY HARD TO BELIEVE!!!11!!111!11!!!, but
there is a lot of animal abuse
going on at places like these.
The one that she really bitched them out about is
this dinky little 'mom and pop'
souvenier shop that's risen above mere mortal selling of plastic snow globes
and has live bears that you can feed and poke and
all in all be an asshat to if you
pay enough.

Anyway, they have been sued by the USDA
on multiple accounts, and we just called them up to ask
what in gods name they thought they were doing,
and we got this lady with this
huge southern accent trying to justify herself
with how they treated the animals there,
and hung up on us.
Point blank, they've been charged for animal abuse since
1993, and have yet since tried to do anything about it.

If you care, here's the page that has all of what
they've been filed for.
[link]
And here's the website of the shop
that is doing this.
[link]
Feel free to send them an email saying how much
you appreciate them abusing their animals.

And if you actually do help out and read all about
what they've been doing and continue to get away with,
you can email kevinjmcclure@yahoo.com, the vice mayor
of Pigeon Forge TN
and call Keith Whaley who's the actual mayor
at 865-428-0959.
Yeah, I'm dedicated to this.


Seriously, stuff like this makes me sick.
I can't believe that they have THE ABSOLUTE BALLS to
be sooo religious and believe sooo much in god
and go to church, and then work at a place like this
and let it go on.
Because what they really worship is money.
Someone get on IM so I can persuade you to call them
and chew them out. The more people I get to help with this, the better,
since you know, strength in numbers.
._.

Do care about this, please.


Why the fuck am I still
astonished?
I'm not feeling mighty suprised now.
D:

]]> =Yao-Ling http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/19205506/ http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/19205506/ Fri, 04 Jul 2008 15:56:42 PDT that's beyond me.
I just felt like telling you guys how much
I like you. Depressing, huh?
But, no.
I love you all.
-sniffle-

And because it's the only religion
I follow:
The Ten Commandments of the Sousaphone

1.Thou shalt wear thy beret to the right. not the left.
2.Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors mouthpiece extenders
3.Thou shalt not throw garbage in thy neighbors sousaphone bell.
4.When faith in the music falters....inprovise...LOUD
5.Thou shalt not play when thy spit valve needeth to be emptied
6.Thou shalt learn how to count
7.Thou shalt keep thy tuba up while thou art playing, or thou shalt face certain death.
8.Thou shalt annow the flutists whenever thou shalt find it convenient
9.Thou shalt always scream excessivly loud when cheering
10.Thou shalt always blame the percussion because thou art never wrong.

Straight up.

]]> =Yao-Ling http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/19147465/ http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/19147465/ Tue, 01 Jul 2008 15:38:55 PDT EDIT: drew me delishus
fanart for me. Worship her.
And Mariku.
[link]

Well, not yet, but I'm callous enough
to trust that you all to visit my page
after reading this journal, so that
I CAN get that 2o,ooo pageview.
I mean, 1oo left to go.
Not hard.
Hm.

I just woke up two hours ago. OH LORD, I FORGOT
WHAT IT FELT LIKE TO SLEEP IN.
I should do it more often. Oh, the joys of summer,
along with mosquito bites and mowing the lawn
in 88 degree weather.
God I love Ohio.


Um, so, things. They are nice. Nothing
much else to say.
SO, WHO WON MY LAST JOURNAL?
EVERYBODY IS A WINNER.
You can all get a piece of my
sweet virtual ass, as long as you pay.

DISTRACTION: [link]
It seems that the last tiny thread of my
childhood is ruined, but I
didn't watch seasame street as a
kid, so it's A-OK.
I'm just as happy ruining your childhood instead.
See? There's my lovely personality going to work.

Nothing else to say.
Tell me how much you love me, and dammit,
someone link me to a journal CSS
website.
Less green and more blinding pink, plz.

]]> =Yao-Ling http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/19080287/ http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/19080287/ Fri, 27 Jun 2008 17:44:03 PDT Aids. From to to Me.

If you can get even one point,
you've gone far above my expectations.

(2 Points) My name:
(4 Points) My last name:
(4 Points) Who am I in love with:
(1 Points) Where did we meet:
(6 Points) Take a stab at my middle name:
(1 Points) Where do I go to school:
(3 Points) What am I afraid of:
(2 Points) Do I smoke :
(3 Points) Do I drink:
(1 Points) Do I have any siblings:
(2 Points) How many:
(2 Points) What's one of my favorite things to do:
(1 Points) How many piercings do I have:
(4 Points) How many tattoos do I have:
(3 Points) What's my favorite type of music:
(4 Points) Am I shy or outgoing:
(3 Points) Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules:
(2 Points) What's my favorite color:
(3 Points) Name something I hate:
(4 Points) Name a talent I have:
(4 Points) What kind of movies do I like:
(4 Points) What kind of sneakers do I wear:
(4 Points) Do I have any pets:
(2 Points) Who am I dating/liking right now:
(5 Points) How long have I been dating them:
(5 points) How tall am I:
(5 Points) What is my worst habit:
(5 Points on Creativeness) If I were stranded on a desert island,
what would I bring:

I'LL SEND YOU YOUR SCORE WHEN I GRADE IT
86+ = I love you.
80-85 Points; Best Friend.
70-79 Points; Great Friend.
40-69 Points; Friend.
20-39 Points; Colleague
00-19 Points; Other

WINNER GETS MY MIND, SOUL, AND BOD-I MEAN DOUJIN COLLECTION.

]]> =Yao-Ling http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/19052626/ http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/19052626/ Thu, 26 Jun 2008 07:52:31 PDT journal I made last night.
It's being deleted and will never see
the light of day again, just like
that old fashion trend where tucking in your
shirt was 'cool'. Well, at least, I hope
that trend will never see the light of day again-
ANYWAY!
Yes. I'm back from vacation.
IT WAS A LIVING HELL, and half of the reason
I've been upset for a while. It'll take some good
story telling on my part to portray the
absolute agony I was put through while I went to Tennesse, but I think I can do it.

Okay, so I mean, it started innocently enough, if you can call eight hours of car ride 'innocent.' I'd prefer to use the words 'mind numbingly boring' instead. Its more politically correct. Anyway, so we went to Gatli nburg Tennesse, and before I had thought that no where could ever be more hicky or more...ignorant than Ohio. I WAS WRONG. OH SO VERY WRONG. Everywhere I turned there was an obese man in a BBQ-stained Harley TV shirt yelling at his overweight wife and children to 'hurry y'all ass up so tha' we can get to -fill in the blank with a random shitty country band/religious attraction/redneck attraction- who would then push their way through the crowd and slap their fat up against your face while I was sitting quietly trying to read Stephen Colbert's I Am America (And So Can You!). I'll come out right now and say that I love that book. Hilarity. You can tell how funny it was from my flat typing style. Anyway, so yes. Country music was blasted into my ears for five days. 'God bless' was drilled into my subconscious for the same ammount of time. And 'god bless' means 'if you don't believe in the same things I do, politically, religiously, or musically, you're going to hell, and I'll watch you burn. If you're a liberal, not christian, gay, et cetera, go to hell. Oh, but the rest of you who are also evangelical christian extreemist right-wing ignorant hicks, god bless! God bless and may jesus take you to heaven and smite everyone else to hell.' I don't know if they thought it was supposed to be intimidating or not, but on saturday, I just got fed up with it.
I'm not particularly religious. And by that I mean that I don't believe in god, and I find it...supersticious. I'm a sort of athiest I guess you can say. Now I'm not saying that I look DOWN upon religion or don't respect people who are religious, hardly, but for me, personally, I do not like people telling me 'god bless' and that 'Jesus saves' without even thinking that 'hmm, maybe she ISN'T another mindless hick and isn't christian let alone religious'. So on Saturday we went to go see Dixie Stampede by Dolly Parton -ohmigod, another thing I have to talk about-, and the ticket takers were doing their 'god bless' saying to everyone who walked in, and when she told me 'god bless,' I told her to fuck off and learn the difference between the seperation of church and state. It was totally worth it, too, even if I got 'grounded' for two days. She got all huffy and toungue tied and started spouting off all of these things where I'd be going to hell and such. Honestly, it really was lul worthy. Shame that my mom and grandma didn't recognize the pure comedic value of it. 'Be polite' they say to me. 'Don't be a racist bigot' is what I say to them.

Now I don't really feel like saying anything else, because its so fucking hard to type without hitting the enter button every couple of words. See? That was a joke. People who haven't been to Tennesee and seen the worst and most ignorant of America usually make things called 'jokes'. Long story short, never go there. Ever. Please, don't, unless you're fond of ignorant hicks with BO issues, horrible country music, and having Jesus shoved into your face at every billboard.

But I did have a lot of fun. We went White Water Rafting, ATVing, um, what else? Lots of things. It was really fun once you ignored the other people who liked to visit there. And we wound up going to Myrtle Beach, too, so it was a double vacation. I LOVE THE BEACH. I'm perfectly tan, now, which makes me look like some sort of weird transgender girl version of Malik with big boobs and great curves. ...Yeah. Blonde hair + tan. Hmm. And I went shopping at Rue 21 and spent 3oo bucks. As in, my MOM spent three hundred bucks. It is honestly my favorite store. Its cheap, HAS GREAT CLOTHES, and there's always an abundance of XLs and Ls. Honestly, everything there fit. It was so...great. I immagine that's what smalls and mediums feel like, to go into a store and have everything fit and make you look hot. Seriously. There clothes are adorable. Maybe I'll do some photowhoring later. :'D

SO. How are you all? As a one last complaint, going there makes me feel embarrassed to have a slight country accent. I do NOT want to be lumped in with uneducated radical conservative republicans like that with no ammount of sense whatsoever just... ]]> =Yao-Ling http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/18899984/ http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/18899984/ Tue, 17 Jun 2008 19:46:07 PDT titles.

So I'm going to a place that's slightly less hicky
than where I live.
While I'm gone, I expect you to
post obscene messages on
my shoutboard.
The more fucked up/perverted the better,
but, I mean, it'll be hard to top
my expectations.

Oh, and Pit from Super Smash Brothers
is fucking adorable.
I kick ass at his character,
but that's probably because he's
the only one that I ever play.
Sex appeal, yo.

Monty Python > Fairfield Aquatic Center > Children

]]> =Yao-Ling http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/18835597/ http://Yao-Ling.deviantart.com/journal/18835597/ Sat, 14 Jun 2008 15:43:42 PDT ever watched.
[link]
I could watch it all day long.
GO CLICK, MY YUUGIOU NEEEERDS~
The bits with Jounouchi in it are the best.
This is pretty lul worthy as well,
just at Bakura's warped voice that made it
seem like he was singing.
[link]

I didn't want to do much on
DA because my subscription
ran out. Oh, and because I was grounded.
BUT NOW I HAVE MY SUBSCRIPTION BACK,
SO YOU CAN ONCE AGAIN SUFFER BY TRYING TO
READ THROUGH THIS BRIGHT PINK AND ORANGE
JOURNAL FONT!
LOVELY!

So school's out and stuff.
Not much to say.
Someone find me a good journal CCS, CSS,
whateverthefuck it's called, so you don't
have to deal with this layout anymore.
I am not HTML savvy.
>:

Oh, and, so like, I've been watching
that weird internet
cult show Foamy the Squirrel.
I mean, yeah, its funny, but I don't
understand how people can worship this guy
so much.
He's really just a biased bigot who words things in a cynically sarcastic manner.
._.'
But then again, how can I worship
an insane egyptian teenage boy with repressed hormone issues?
Truly, it is a mystery.

Nothing much else to say.
I'm going on vacation on wednessday
to the Smokey Mountains.
I'D BETTER START WATCHING MAN VS. WILD IN CASE
I GET STRANDED.
"Oh, if I can only jump across this
2oo foot ravine and stifle the bleeding from
a massive hole in my side from a bear attakck, hike 2o miles through dense forest undergrowth, then maybe I can make it to civilization."

...Oh shit, I'm screwed.

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