http://search.deviantart.com/?q=by:Zoester-Toaster&section=today deviantART RSS for by:Zoester-Toaster en-us Copyright 2009, deviantART.com Tue, 22 Dec 2009 16:26:41 PST deviantART.com http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss http://s.deviantart.com/minish/widgets/apple-touch-icon-precomposed.png http://Zoester-Toaster.deviantart.com/journal/19265494/ http://Zoester-Toaster.deviantart.com/journal/19265494/ Tue, 08 Jul 2008 00:45:24 PDT So i thought this looked funny, since i have a weird kinda name which i had never wanted to reveal before but now i am kinda forced to and i bet you all could tell what it was anyway.

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: "Zoe Needs To Assert Dominion Over Her Pod. When I told Zoe that Saturdays go faster when she isn’t in the office, she seemed stricken with grief,"
(i AM! -cries-)

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: "When I saw Alexis Bledel’s picture as one of the matches of Zoe’s face, I was extremely delighted, because Zoe looks like Rory!"
(Um. Isn't Rory... a guy???)

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: "Zoe says, ''Enough of this bulls---!'' The Maine lobsterwoman comes out of her shell..."
(I'm Lobsterwoman! Here to save you from Potofboilingwaterman!)

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: "Why Zoe Wants You To Wear Your Wellies To School"
(Because they will protect you from the crocodiles that swim through the water pipes in your school's bathroom and occasionally come up through the mysterious drain on the floor. DUH. Otherwise they would eat your TOES.)


Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: "Zoe Does Not Want To Walk"
(No. i want to fly.)

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: "Zoe hates her new hammock."
(Yes, I do, the cheap thing.)

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: "Zoe asks Clive if she can move into one of his spare rooms, but he turns her down."
(-cries- He's so mean. But i didn't want to live with him anyway. i bet he hogs the tv remote. And his microwave doesn't even have a popcorn button.)


Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: "When the client database of an online dating service is wiped out, Zoe goes undercover to determine whether or not it was an accident."
(It wasn't. A couple that had been matched up by the dating service went crazy and decided to kill him... wait, that's probably what really happened in the show...)

Q: Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search:
A:"Zoe likes to have help with her toys."
(Sometimes i can't figure out how to change the battery, okay? Leave Zoe alone!)


Q: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
A: "Zoe eats toes."
(PLOT TWIST- i'm the crocodile who eats toes!! AND Lobsterwoman!)


Q: Type in "[your name] wears" in Google search:
A:"where can i find the shirt gorilla zoe wears in the coffee shop video?"
(In the Dumpster behind your house.)

]]> ~Zoester-Toaster http://Zoester-Toaster.deviantart.com/journal/18930471/ http://Zoester-Toaster.deviantart.com/journal/18930471/ Thu, 19 Jun 2008 13:05:14 PDT I need a project xD
100 THEME CHALLENGE
[link]

Rules

1.) Make 100 art entries, each pic having a theme listed below. Each pic should have ONE and only ONE theme to it, for it to count.

2.) No time limit so have fun

3.) The main picture should be drawn by you, or involve photos taken by you for the purpose of this challenge. No old art! It should all be newly made for this meme!

4.) Pics should be your own. You may not edit photos, or break any other rules set out in the DA etiquette policy. Your pics can be anything from sketches and doodles to great master pieces. Just have fun with it.

5.) The list below is to be placed somewhere in your journal for others to see that......
A.)You are in the challenge
B.)What you have completed

6.) make sure to update this list and check off what is done and make a link to the pic

7.) In the title/info for your artwork, note if it is part of the list and what one theme it is.

-x-

1. Introduction (Naruto Fanart version completed)
2. Love
3. Light
4. Dark
5. Seeking Solace
6. Break Away
7. Heaven
8. Innocence
9. Drive
10. Breathe Again
11. Memory
12. Insanity
13. Misfortune
14. Smile
15. Silence
16. Questioning
17. Blood
18. Rainbow
19. Gray
20. Cookies
21. Vacation
22. Mother Nature
23. Cat
24. Orly?
25. Trouble Lurking
26. Tears
27. Foreign
28. Sorrow
29. Happiness
30. Under the Rain
31. Flowers
32. Night
33. Expectations
34. Stars
35. Hold My Hand
36. Precious Treasure
37. Eyes
38. Abandoned
39. Dreams
40. Rated
41. Teamwork
42. Standing Still
43. Dying
44. Two Roads
45. Illusion
46. Family
47. Creation
48. Childhood
49. Stripes
50. Breaking the Rules
51. Sport
52. Deep in Thought
53. Keeping a Secret
54. Tower
55. Waiting
56. Danger Ahead
57. Sacrifice
58. Kick in the Head
59. No Way Out
60. Rejection
61. Fairy Tale
62. Magic
63. Do Not Disturb
64. Multitasking
65. Horror
66. Traps
67. Playing the Melody
68. Hero
69. Annoyance
70. 67%
71. Obsession
72. Mischief Managed
73. I Can't
74. Are You Challenging Me?
75. Mirror
76. Broken Pieces
77. Test
78. Drink
79. Starvation
80. Words
81. Pen and Paper
82. Can You Hear Me?
83. Heal
84. Out Cold
85. Spiral
86. Seeing Red
87. Food
88. Pain
89. Through the Fire
90. Triangle
91. Drowning
92. All That I Have
93. Give Up
94. Last Hope
95. Advertisement
96. In the Storm
97. Safety First
98. Puzzle
99. Solitude
100. Relaxation

Okay. So I was NOT going to be a Narutard about this and make all of them about Naruto, but... well, let's just say that I'm really badly addicted to Naruto even though it's lame and geeky and all that whatever. So, I am going to make a picture for Naruto and a picture that ISN'T fanart. Essentially, I'm going to do this twice. But I love it! It'll be fun, and take me awhile, but I can do it!...
As soon as I find the stylus for my tablet again. -cries- I HAD IT RIGHT BY ME YESTERDAY AND THEN IT WAS GONE! GONE, I TELL YOU! GONE!

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