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deviantART: by:ZombieBunnyPro http://search.deviantart.com/?q=by:ZombieBunnyPro&section=today deviantART RSS for by:ZombieBunnyPro en-us Copyright 2009, deviantART.com Fri, 18 Dec 2009 07:14:55 PST deviantART.com http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss http://s.deviantart.com/minish/widgets/apple-touch-icon-precomposed.png ATTENTION! I'm leaving this account. http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/28941377/ http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/28941377/ Mon, 14 Dec 2009 12:46:33 PST
I'm sick of the back-up of ugly comments, stupid journals, shitty old art, watchers who probably aren't actually watching, a massive amount of old undeleted messages (standing, as I write this, at 4,235 Deviations and 1,709 Messages), not to mention all the people I watch whose art I don't even care to look at anymore, and the name itself, which is retarded.

So. I've made a new account. I'll make an effort to post there more regularly than I ever did here.

My new account is =McFerocious, so those of you who actually care to watch me can add me there.

And to all my friends and to everyone who considers him/herself my friend, if you haven't seen the message "McFerocious has added you to their deviantWATCH" or whatever it says, comment on my page and remind me. It's hard to remember everyone I want to add in one sitting; take no offense if you were forgotten, it's nothing personal. For the record, I do currently watch 140 people on this account.

Goodbye horses.

]]> *ZombieBunnyPro aslfkja;kse KITTY [NOW WITH VIDEO] http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/28792472/ http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/28792472/ Tue, 08 Dec 2009 14:00:56 PST EDIT: Okay, here's a video. In which I thoroughly explain everything.

I have adopted a cat. His name is Pipsqueak. We will call him Pip for short. (Or Pippin? Lol I just rewatched LotR today lasfjalfj I love Pippin and Merry.)

He's six months old and just got dropped at the SPCA yesterday. He's so freaking sweet. And pretty.

I don't have him yet. The adoption was finalized but I have to wait for him to get neutered tomorrow morning and I pick him up in the afternoon. ; A ; I'm so excited.

I also have to work tomorrow night so I will update Tuesday afternoon/evening with photos.

My house is already prepared. We have a scratching thinger hangin' from a doorknob and a ton of toys and a bowl and a litter box and a litter mat and and and....

;sowejfPOawjhrIHAKERUTHALKRJTHAKREJY I'M SO EXCITED.

]]> *ZombieBunnyPro Hot Pirate Sex http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/28214791/ http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/28214791/ Sun, 08 Nov 2009 09:55:50 PST
X0tx: 5% Yaaay
Zommers: xD
X0tx: ;3;
X0tx: I believe in it Drew.
Zommers: I don't believe in loading bars.
Zommers: Somewhere in the world, a loading bar dies.
X0tx: DREW!
X0tx: DON'T YOU KNOW?
X0tx: YOU CAN'T NOT BELIEVE IN LOADING BARS! THEY DIE!
X0tx: YOU DO BELIEVE IN LOADING BARS!
X0tx: YOU DO! YOU DO!
Zommers: I DON'T!
Zommers: I DON'T!
X0tx: NOOOOO
Zommers: I BELIEVE IN JASON ISAACS' ABS.
Zommers: THAT'S WHAT I BELIEVE IN.
X0tx: XD
Zommers: JASON ISAACS' DELICIOUS ABDOMINAL MUSCLES.
X0tx: Oh lawdy.
Zommers: OFF OF WHICH I WANT TO LICK WHIPPED CREAM.
X0tx: o-o'
X0tx: *walks away from*
Zommers: [link]
X0tx: ...'
X0tx: Drew
X0tx: you has a problem.
Zommers: I want to have hot pirate sex with Captain Hook. :I
X0tx: I know you do. I know.
X0tx: It's ok.
Zommers: Peter Pan will never be the same.

]]> *ZombieBunnyPro The Snuggie http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/27886007/ http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/27886007/ Wed, 21 Oct 2009 09:44:00 PDT sound like something that came about from stoner-conversation?

Stoner 1: Man, my arms are fucking cold.
Stoner 2: So wrap a blanket around yourself.
Stoner 1: Naw, man, if I do that I can't get the blunt to my mouth.
Stoner 3: Hey, guys. What if there were like... a blanket... but with sleeves?
Stoners 1 & 2: ... Whoa.

Whereas we COULD just wear bath robes because it's the same concept but not as stupid.

If any of you own or are thinking of purchasing a Snuggie, I'm disowning you.

Also, as a disclaimer, I actually don't know anything about being high because I haven't gotten around to it yet.

]]> *ZombieBunnyPro Undeleted messages http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/27736289/ http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/27736289/ Mon, 12 Oct 2009 22:31:55 PDT
Also it says I have 1,713 undeleted messages in my inbox, and the funny thing is, this is apparently in the range of messages dA can't handle, because that number jumps up by five only to fall back by three, unless dA deletes its own messages from my inbox or something.

]]> *ZombieBunnyPro Urgh. http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/27607392/ http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/27607392/ Mon, 05 Oct 2009 23:08:41 PDT
who won't

stop

crying.

]]> *ZombieBunnyPro Lol murder. http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/27216344/ http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/27216344/ Mon, 14 Sep 2009 19:07:35 PDT
The funny part of this story being that the murderer is my cousins' next door neighbor.

: D

]]> *ZombieBunnyPro The interesting things that happen... http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/26985045/ http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/26985045/ Wed, 02 Sep 2009 19:38:30 PDT
Everyone at work was giving me grief today because I "risked my life".

On the way to Best Buy to pick up a new RAM card so I can run WoW (yes, I've been sucked into the world of WoW, I have a level 9 troll rogue on the Ravencrest server) and it was pouring rain to the point you could hardly see, so by the time I noticed a hitch hiker on the side of the road walking in the direction I was going, I was passing him. I did a couple U-turns and picked him up - turned out, despite Noemi's later conviction when I told her the story that he "was probably a crazy killer", it was just a guy about my brother's age trying to get a ride to work, which wasn't far from Best Buy.

I don't recall his name, and he probably doesn't recall mine, but he was a nice guy who likes Korn and has tickets to the Deth Klok and Mastadon concert coming up (I'm so jealous). We talked about music, band fanbases, WoW, and FF7. And world travel; apparently he's been here four months and is originally from Ireland. He told me he'd been all over the world except for Hawaii and Australia, and I'm willing to believe it, because who knows?

Long story short, I met a cool guy who shares a lot of my interests, although no, we did not trade any information for contacting each other, aside from me telling him the name of my troll so he can try not to kill me.

The moral of this story is that apparently having a heart, as one person at work put it - or living on the edge, according to Cheryl - can lead to meeting interesting people.

IDK GUYS YOU NEVER KNOW. I'M NOT TELLING YOU TO PICK UP HITCH HIKERS, NOT UNLESS YOU HAVE A KNIFE IN CASE THEY ARE CRAZY KILLERS.

And I wouldn't be a hitch hiker in case I had a knife, it goes both ways.

I don't trust anyone, but I'll give anyone a ride.

]]> *ZombieBunnyPro Lolhi I'mback %D http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/26114285/ http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/26114285/ Wed, 22 Jul 2009 18:01:16 PDT
'Cause I loves me a Zen.

And her family's pretty cool. <3

I also have photos but I ain't showin' you. >D

]]> *ZombieBunnyPro Dredg and IHOP http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/26017528/ http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/26017528/ Sat, 18 Jul 2009 00:09:01 PDT
The band?

Dredg.

Tickets a la =Zen-Dragon-Pyro's brother, who is amazing, and in whose house I am currently staying. Zen and I were stage left, three feet away from the speakers, less than ten feet away from the lead singer and with a beautiful view of the band (except for a guitarist obscured by the aforementioned speakers). We even got the occasional glance of the bassist's bare feet and, lol, painted toenails.

Then we went to IHOP, where we discussed music and philosophy and Zen and I ruined her brother's life by telling him about slash and Hetalia. And slash.

And Hetalia.

Just got home. Bought a Dredg t-shirt, and also my ears are still ringing. Really loudly. But it was so worth it.

Some songs they played whose titles I know off-hand:

Saviour
Lightswitch
Pariah
Bug Eyes (I screamed one second into the beginning of this one)
Same Ol' Road
Triangle
Zebraskin
Catch Without Arms

I recommend looking up and listening to ALL OF THE ABOVE.

And also Sang Real, which is probably my absolute favorite Dredg song and which sadly they didn't get around to playing because the equipment got screwed up and they had to do the finale early (and play a song that didn't require drums for the finale, because they had to put up their drum set).

Nothing like singing at the freaking top. Of. Your. Lungs. And rocking out. And not having to hear yourself. Dredg was all I could hear.

Though there were cute moments when the music quieted down and we vaguely could hear the audience singing along, and it didn't sound half bad. Almost like the kind of nonprofessional chorus you sometimes hear on CDs.

Arrrrrrrrrghmylifeissobeautiful.

]]> *ZombieBunnyPro Subscription, Commissions, Vacation http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/25835959/ http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/25835959/ Thu, 09 Jul 2009 10:45:17 PDT Subscription

EDIT Numero 2: ; n ;

; n ; !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

An old friend I haven't spoken to in a long time because I'm an irate bitch apparently bought me a 12-month subscription.

I don't even remember why I wasn't talking to him.

I don't know how long I've known ~GraeyAllenby or how long it's been since last I spoke to him.

laetnj ;lwetn;bkjw4ya;kern yakern I feel like a douche.

Go give him love. Do it now.

2.)Commissions

Still offering commissions, ladies and gents. Thought I'd throw that out there even though no one's probably gonna commission me, oh well, such is life:

Chibis [link]

Line-art, light grayscale - $2 USD (+ $1 for each additional character)

Full color - $5 USD (+ $2 for each additional character)

Head Shots [link]

Pencil, grayscale - $3 USD (+ $2 for each additional character)

CG line art - $5 USD (+ $3 for each additional character)

Full color - $8 USD (+ $5 for each additional character)

Waist-up Portraits [link]

Pencil - $5 (+ $3 for each additional character)

CG line art - $8 USD (+ $5 for each additional character)

Full color - $12 USD (+ $8 for each additional character)

Full Body [link]

Pencil - $8 USD (+ $5 for each additional character)

Line art - $12 USD (+ $8 for each additional character)

Full color - $20 USD (+ $10 for each additional character, buy four get one free [lol])

3.) Vacation

Next Tuesday I'm hopping on a plane and flying from here [Florida] to =Zen-Dragon-Pyro's house [Texas] to spend a week mooching off her family (hopefully I can earn my keep with my awesome cooking). I get to beat her friends with a stick, apparently, and I hear her big brother, whose feet I'm probably gonna get down on my knees and kiss, is taking us to a Dredg concert.

Hopefully if Zen's parents will allow it, we might even find a way to adventure up toward Dallas and in the direction of `Endling, who is too busy a man to visit us. But Zen is 17 and End is 27 so this may be a big "no" because I doubt they'd buy it if I told them we were going to go see my family in Decatur.

Uncle Randy raised my dear cousin Cayla, who is super boy-crazy and spent her teenage years sneaking out with boys and making out in theaters, and got knocked up and married right before she graduated, so he'd probably be wise to such plans as lying to Zen's parents about visiting him only to spend the night with an old guy we met on the web. I don't think it'd work out.

Maybe, just maybe, Zen can convince her dad. I'll have to try my best to stay out of the conversation when she brings it up because let's face it, if your daughter is trying to get you to let her go on a trip like this and sud... ]]> *ZombieBunnyPro BoyGirl Meme http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/25296428/ http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/25296428/ Sat, 13 Jun 2009 18:44:51 PDT Now offering chibi commissions for $5 U.S.D. a head. Payment via Paypal only. Note me to order.

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Stole it from =K-Lynnette

YOUR BOY SIDE:
[x] you love hoodies
[x] you love jeans
[ ] dogs are better than cats
[x] it's hilarious when people get hurt and fall
[x] you've played with/against boys on a team
[x] shopping is torture
[ ] sad movies suck
[ ] you own a XBOX
[ ] you played with Hot Wheels as a little kid
[ ] at some point in life you wanted to be a firefighter
[ ] you owned a DS PS2 or Sega
[x] you used to be obsessed with Power Rangers
[ ] you watch sports on TV
[x] gory movies are cool
[ ] you used to go to your dad for advice
[ ] you have at least 1 trophy of a sport
[x] You used to play Yu-Gi-Oh
[x] baggy sweat pants are nice to wear
[ ] it's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people
[x] green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors
[x] you love to go crazy and not care what other people think
[ ] sports are fun
[x] you sometimes talk with food in your mouth
[ ] you sleep at night with your socks on (I sleep in the bare minimum of clothing)
[x] you have fished at least once
TOTAL=13

YOUR GIRL SIDE:
[ ] you like to shop
[x] you wear eyeliner
[ ] you wear the color pink
[x] you go to your mom for advice
[ ] you consider cheer leading a sport
[ ] you hate wearing all black
[ ] you like going to the mall
[x] you like getting manicures and/or pedicures
[x] you like wearing jewelery
[ ] you cried watching The Notebook
[ ] skirts are a big parts of your wardrobe
[ ] shopping is one of your favorite hobbies
[ ] you don't like the movie Star Wars
[ ] you are/were in gymnastics
[x] it takes you around one hour to shower and get dressed
[ ] you smile a lot more than you should
[ ] you have more than 10 pairs of shoes
[ ] you care about what you look like
[ ] you like wearing dresses
[ ] you like wearing body spray
[ ] you like high heel shoes
[x] you used to play with dolls as a kid (lol I STILL play with a doll)
[x] you like putting makeup on others
[ ] you like being the star of almost everything
Total= 7

I guess I'm a bit more of a happy medium than Lynners. Probably a lot more than Zenners, too. In fact I bet there's really no reason for Zenners to even take it. xD

]]> *ZombieBunnyPro JOKERcon 2009: Now with PICTURES http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/24946985/ http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/24946985/ Fri, 29 May 2009 18:43:42 PDT Photobucket

[SEE BOTTOM FOR IMAGE LINKS]

Concerning The Joker.

There was a man.

A man with an idea.

An idea that would become a legend among Jacon-goers.

His name... was Monty.

Monty went to the last Jacon ever, this weekend, dressed as The Joker (TDK-verse Joker), and convinced his roommates, one of whom had INTENDED to be Zoro from One Piece, to put on the make up, too.

The idea spread. Soon Zoro!Joker (Jimmy) was a recruiter; the other roommate, a stylin' gentleman pimpin' a fedora, who is known only as Kyle, became the official face-painter of the converted (he set up shop in the men's bathroom, where he was stuck for an hour painting the faces of people who LINED UP outside the door); Monty became the visionary leader of a pack of Jokers that eventually exceeded twenty in number (myself eventually included, which is how I met these clowns, pun so totally intended).

Even if you were dressed as someone else, you were liable to be ~~victimized~~ recruited. We even had a Jayker and Silent Joe duo, a Gaara!Joker... Eventually we got us some culture and obtained a TokenBlack!Joker, who was also a ninja and our get-away driver.

It was at five in the afternoon on that fabled Saturday that a truly historical event occurred in those hallowed Artist's Alley halls that reeked of felt, faux fur, anticipation, and the sweaty couplings of a thousand adolescent female Axel/Roxas duos pimping themselves to the excitable amateur papparrazzi.

A Joker conga line was organized. We marched rhythmically, lead by Monty and Buddy Christ in single file around the cafeteria, past the rows of hack anime artist tables selling junk stickers and deformed Super Sculpy figurines, and through the dealer room, like a vicious, vile wind in the recycled air of an airplane, incorrigible, unstoppable, blasting our way through the crowds surrounding tables stocked with the same Cyber and Lolita gothic gear, hentai and Naruto two-inch plastic figurines, weaponry, and pretentious Japanese goth rock CDs.

It is rumored that tales of our escapades could be heard in passing over radios as we passed volunteer security guards, but they trembled before our numbers and parted like the red sea, because what you gonna do, suckas?).

Cries rose of "JOKERCON. JOKERCON. JOKERCON."

Then our pilgrimage was conducted back through the halls and down the sidewalks by Buddy Christ, our painted heros heralding him with Amazing Grace in a ringing harmony that brought tears to the eyes of onlookers as Zoro!Joker headed our procession at Jesus's side, holding high a token of victory hung on the guard of his crossed swords: a Batman mask.

That day, Jacon found religion.

Most of the above described events can be seen in this video, which ends on a cheery threat from yours truly.

I, a lonely trooper with no hotel room to call home, had planned at my arrival at the convention to drive the forty minutes back home before dark and return the next day, at great expense. However, the dashing Jimmy, gracious Monty, and enigmatic Kyle invited me to crash the night in their room (I called my mom and told her I was rooming with Jen, after all). That worked out, we spent the rest of the day playing a game of Suck and Blow using what appeared to be an AFO advertisement card with a massive group outside the convention center (my inattentiveness nearly cost Jimmy his life; never underestimate the dangers of this particular sport), sitting around eating pizza in the hotel room and playing Brawl, watching JibJab...

At around 10 we migrated back into the convention center and stood in line for an hour to get into the Hentai Cafe. We were the chosen ones, the lucky few to get in, because hundreds were in line, and only a few dozen were given entry. I won a CosplayDeviants lanyard by groveling and kissing Candy the skanky cosplay catgirl-waitress's feet (just because she really wanted someone to do it and none of the men in the line had the balls), and we were served a pathetic fare of two swill-cups of soda, and our choice of one cookie, one brownie, one corndog, or two meatballs. Their choices in arranging the menu were very deliberate.

It was all worth it when Jimmy and Monty were picked to go up with DJ Tentacle Chris and dub the ridiculous anime porn threesome. Jimmy had the better lines (the waitress dubbing the girl couldn't stop laughing long enough to say anything or give us a scream to even match Jerry Seinfeld's bad voice-acting), but Monty won out on virtue of doing the whole thing in a... ]]> *ZombieBunnyPro JACOOOOOOOON~ http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/24900268/ http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/24900268/ Sat, 23 May 2009 01:13:59 PDT Ffffffffff...

Going to my first convention today. Jacon, located at the Ramada convention center, not too far away...

I didn't have to pay a cent. The anime club at my school has paid for my admission.

Did I mention I love those guys? I love those guys.

SO ON THE OFF-CHANCE ANY OF MY WATCHERS OR ONLINE BUDDIES WILL BE AT JACON TOMORROW OR SUNDAY, maybe we'll run into each other. I'll be the bespectacled brunette wandering around trying to sell commissions and bookmarks of Ichigo, Roxas, and L I made at 3 AM. Lol.

I intend to make more, but. I started late, and... it's 4:10 in the morning. I need sleep. By Sunday I should have a slightly more impressive inventory.

D|

Adios guys. Wish me luck.

Journal CSS By =dot-Silver

]]> *ZombieBunnyPro Chibi commissions open wat? http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/24138469/ http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/24138469/ Thu, 09 Apr 2009 18:04:12 PDT Photobucket

OKAY SO YEAH.

UM JUST TO SEE IF I CAN GET ANY BITES AT ALL.

I'm totes opening up photoshopped chibi commissions holy shit yeah look at this.

I asked `Endling what he charges for his and he said he's up to about $22 so let's see if I can get away with less than half of that for less than half the awesome, shall we?

I'm sellin' fully-photoshopped chibi commissions for $10 oh god yeah.

Ten bucks per commission, plus $5 for any additional chibi in a group shot, not to exceed five because I'll die.

Payment is up-front via PayPal only.

If you're interested, send me a note via dA and I'll give you the paypal information and stuff.

Ladies and gentlemen, your Zommers is a zombie at this hour.

-Rots-

Have a lame example painted up at 1 AM?

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Edit:And another.

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ILUPEOPLE.

]]> *ZombieBunnyPro OMG LOLI HOARD VIDEOS and doll FAQ http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/23948569/ http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/23948569/ Sun, 29 Mar 2009 10:06:08 PDT Photobucket

First off:

Last Saturday my friends Jen, Kita, Sam and I went to an arcade a good half hour's drive away to be dorks.

AND A HUGE GIGANTIC HOARD OF LOLITAS CAME IN OUT OF A VAN AND WE GOT VIDEO IT WAS FANTASTIC YEAAAAAAAAAH!

Want some video? Hot fresh video? I got you covered.

Lolis playing DDR. Hells to the yes. I'm the one sneaking around behind the camera. Jen is my opener. Ain't she sexy?

A tour of Rocky's as we exit, with me as the cameraman once more. Being a retard at the end. 8D

And now for the doll FAQ:

Okay, so a lot of you, I think, have seen my doll, as shown in the above thumbs. I've gotten a few questions about him, so here's a quick FAQ.

What kind of doll is that?

My doll is an ABJD, or Asian Ball Jointed Doll. They're collectible artisan dolls cast in resin; fully posable, highly customizable.

It looks like a girl!

Not a question, but I'll address it: my doll does look like a girl, as a lot of these dolls do (which is not to say that there are not a lot of manly dolls out there; this just isn't one). It is anatomically correct, so it is not a ken doll. So yes. It is a boy.

What model is this?

My doll is a B&G Sapphira. B&G is the manufacturer and seller, Sapphira is the model. He is an elf type with two pairs of interchangeable ears.

How big is it?

This is an SD sized doll, or Super Dollfie. He is 60 cm tall, or two feet. Pretty big.

How much did you spend on that thing?

The base price for a B&G Sapphira is $330 USD, plus $60 shipping and handling, plus the price of extra parts like clothes, shoes, hair, and eyes. All in all I probably spent somewhere around $550 USD.

If this seems like a lot, consider that the mold for the face was hand-crafted, and then the face was hand-painted. A lot of places charge extra to paint the doll's face; I got my "face-up" for free. Furthermore, most places charge a higher base price for SD-sized dolls; my doll cost about as much as your average MSD from other makers (a MSD [mini super dollfie] is a smaller, more childish-looking doll, and the standard MSD height is about as tall as my doll's elbow).

What's it good for?

An ABJD is a good model for photography and art, but admittedly it's mostly just pretty and fun to play with. xP

Where can I get one?

Well, there are a lot of places that sell these dolls. Here are some handy links.

B&G Doll At this site, you can see the various dolls offered by B&G. It's written in... Korean? I wouldn't know the difference, honestly.

Rozen Garden shows the prices and measurements of most of the B&G dolls, but not all of them, unfortunately.

Herb Tiger This is where you order B&G dolls in English; if you have any questions, you can probably post them here for Leyla Mi to answer.

Den of Angels is an ABJD-oriented forum site for users to ask and answer questions, share stories and photos, sell items, etc. I recommend going here to... ]]> *ZombieBunnyPro THANKS GUISE. http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/23851534/ http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/23851534/ Mon, 23 Mar 2009 15:30:14 PDT
... I got the minumum requirement of answers for the class anyway.

Thank you so much to everyone who answered, and to everyone who wanted to. I really appreciate your help. <3

]]> *ZombieBunnyPro HALP ME WITH MY CLASS PLOX. http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/23830033/ http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/23830033/ Sun, 22 Mar 2009 11:09:52 PDT
I made a survey for 13-30 year olds! Hardy harr harr! I need to study the answers for my Psychology class.

It's a pretty quick one, just ten questions about gaming. What you like to play, how often, how you play, what you look for in games, etc.

Help me out?

You can find it here: [link]

Thanks, gaiz. 8D

]]> *ZombieBunnyPro OHAI GUISE. I'M BACK. http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/23630165/ http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/23630165/ Tue, 10 Mar 2009 16:34:24 PDT
I've been grounded for the past couple of months for bad grades. 8D

But, yes, I'm back. (We'll see how long this lasts; I swear I'll try to keep my grades up!)

How've y'all been? What's happened since I've been gone? Any crazy love triangles, dramas, death and destruction, nominations for a Darwin Award? C'mon, I missed you guys!

On another note, the anime club at my school is going to pay for me to attend Jacon! From the website, Jacon . org, "JACON 2009 will be held May 22 - 24, 2009 at the Ramada Orlando Celebration Hotel & Convention Center located near Lake Buena Vista."

I won't have a dealer table, but I may still be selling some fanart prints and bookmarks, some original work, and doing commissions, so if you're there, track me down!

... 'Spose I'll need to post a photo soon to make that easier to do. xD

Anyway. Tell me stories! Tell me how much you missed me! <3

Goodbye, horses.

]]> *ZombieBunnyPro Imago http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/21760529/ http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/21760529/ Mon, 01 Dec 2008 04:49:25 PST
... moth. 8D

Yeah.

Today is my eighteenth birthday. I got a sugar cookie from because she's awesome. I love her forever.

How was your Thanksgiving, folks? I'm up for stories. One of these days I'll just put up a journal asking all kinds of stupid question to learn more about you poor suckers ~~dumb~~ sweet enough to watch my stupid journal.

Mine was... eh. I got to see a lot of family I haven't seen in a long time, lots of people I really love and really missed. But my dad kind of ruined things a bit for me. He really disappointed me.

I'll just say he hasn't changed a teeny bit.

Other than that, though, it was pretty epic. 8D I love my family. And the green bean casserole was delicious. It's not Thanksgiving without green bean casserole. And I managed to read through two Terry Pratchett novels on my flights to and from good ol' Oklahoma.

SO YEAH. Tell me a story guys. <3 Let's hear it.

]]> *ZombieBunnyPro Holes in Realities http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/21620724/ http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/21620724/ Sat, 22 Nov 2008 20:06:49 PST
Howdy all.

I've got a D in AP English Lit., so until further notice, I am limited to four hours of computer time a day, and even then only on weekends (Fridays don't count).

That said...

Three things.

First off, my hair is officially brown. Got it dyed yesterday. Check for sky fragments in your backyard, this is a space-time-continuum-altering event.

Second, Tuesday night I will be flying out to visit some family - my father included - in Oklahoma. I wonder if anyone reading this remembers the journal entries concerning my LAST visit with Dad? It wasn't pretty. Fingers crossed this time.

My older brother and I may or may not be in charge of the cooking of the Thanksgiving dinner this year.

Nothing will ever be the same.

Finally, a week from this coming Monday, I am...

... OFFICIALLY...

... EIGHTEEN.

I keep telling everyone. I'm freakin' out. Holy shit yeah. Sorry if you find this annoying.

Legal adulthood WUT.

Next milestone, twenty. And then? Drinking rights, yesssssss... ('Cept no, not really, nothx.)

But yeah.

That's all I have in the way of news.

Goodbye, horses.

]]> *ZombieBunnyPro CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT = FAIL http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/20847996/ http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/20847996/ Sun, 05 Oct 2008 18:47:30 PDT
I always tried to keep Strawkid a huge mystery even to myself.

(He's in my gallery somewhere...)

I keep coming up with interesting ideas and making him weirder and weirder, but have always kind of forced myself to not think about the hows or whys of his existence. Why is he so outwardly weird? Why does he give off such high levels of radiation? Why doesn't he speak? Is he even a he? Why is he a genius, and how does he work so quickly? Where do all the sodas and potato chips go?

Anh kjg bghjrbgh sbrgjhrbg HTb rgkjhawe today I figured him out. (Well, some of him.)

WHY GOD, WHY. D8

-Mutters and storms off-

]]> *ZombieBunnyPro A Few Fragile Things http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/20494485/ http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/20494485/ Sun, 14 Sep 2008 17:59:26 PDT To my watchers

Finally, to anyone who actually watches me and might bother wondering wtf is up with the lack of actual art and the abundance of doll photography,

A) I love my doll,

B) We just moved to a new state and we're living in an apartment right now, temporarily. I'm using a different computer than the one I normally jam with. It's my mother's laptop. I have Photoshop, my scanner, and my tablet with me, but UNFORTUNATELY, the CD drive whacked out before I could put the software on it. My step-brother took a look and said that the driver is working but the computer doesn't recognize the hardware. Eek.

This problem may be rectified soon, because my step-dad has unpacked his computer here, which has a beautifully functioning CD drive, so I may put my software on there and jump on his occasionally to photoshop. :3

On the subject of the hurricane in Texas

I haven't seen my buddies =Zen-Dragon-Pyro and ~K-M-Bane in a couple of days. They both live in Texas and didn't evacuate, and I don't recall them being in too much danger - they're a few hours' drive away from `Endling who saw happy shiny sunny cartoon-poop feelgood weather and has not vanished or even worried, the dork - so I'm hoping that their power went out and that's the worst of it.

Not that having your power out is any party, really. Oh, it most certainly is not.

Anyway. ILU U GUISE. COME BACK TO ME SAFELYYYYY~

To xXxbloody_crossxXx and xXxexotic_princessxXx

Y'all need to STEP UP and CONTACT me here on dA or I'll...

... I'll...

... I'll blow up a hospital. D<

I MISS YOU TWO.

Anyway.

Not much else to say.

Ciao.

]]> *ZombieBunnyPro ZENBIRTHDAY http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/20240935/ http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/20240935/ Sat, 30 Aug 2008 18:29:53 PDT
BUT I NEED YOU TO HELP ME NAO.

Everyone, my bestest friend ever, mah darling *Zen-Dragon-Pyro is having a birthday today, August 30th, and although she will have ALL KINDS of problems with me spreading the word and is no doubt ACTUALLY, TRULY MAD ABOUT IT as she reads this journal...

I STILL SAY YOU SHOULD ALL SPAM HER WITH BIRTHDAY WISHES ON MY BEHALF.

If you love me. 8D

Ironically, her icon, seen above, is probably EXACTLY the reaction she will have when she sees the messages already left on her page from the people to whom I have leaked this secret.

BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAA~

ILU Zenners. 8D

]]> *ZombieBunnyPro Devious Journal Entry http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/20235954/ http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/20235954/ Sat, 30 Aug 2008 12:39:55 PDT
I intend to make it up to my opponents with commissions when I have everything set up again - I have a couple others that've been on the back burner for a looooong time, but once I complete those, I'll do a commish for Garagos and one for Promi.

Then I still have a Kiriban and three birthday commissions to do.

LOLYEY.

xD

I think the water for my instant ramen is boiling.

]]> *ZombieBunnyPro New place, same scrambled eggs. http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/20213706/ http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/20213706/ Fri, 29 Aug 2008 06:03:24 PDT
Today we're finishing the enrollment process, and soon I get to start at a new school, new state... I've lived here before. We lived here for two years, came here four years ago, then two years and three months ago we just up and left for South Dakota. But now I'm at least an hour away from anyone I knew then.

I keep worrying that maybe they've moved away, and then I remember not everyone moves to a new state every two years. At this point the idea of staying in one place seems strange. We've been at it as long as I can remember.

But anyway. So yeah, I have to make new friends all over again, my goodbye to my South Dakota friends was a joke, srsly, because only three people showed up to see me... I'm stressed out, folks.

I won't have access to my scanner and tablet for a while. The CD drive on mom's laptop is flipping out so I can't upload the software for them onto it.

I'm seriously considering dropping out of LoT because I know my comics are going to be crap. I realized recently that I'd be better off writing illustrated novels. I have no talent for comics, I think, and if I ever write my own stories I wouldn't be able to stand losing language and poetry in them. Between that and the stress, my own lazy nature, and my lack of photoshoppage... yeah. Ph41l.

I feel like such an ass, too. I had a week of vacation. I could have worked on my comic then. I spent it chillin' with a two-and-a-half year old on the beach.

We'll see what happens. Whatever comes out of my head later tonight. I dunno.

Peace out, homies.

]]> *ZombieBunnyPro Grah. http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/19556463/ http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/19556463/ Wed, 23 Jul 2008 13:54:48 PDT
I bought an ABJD recently. He'll be made to look like a certain ghey vampire whore as soon as I get him. I've already got his wig and eyes... 'S gon' be rad.

He's getting his face-up painted at the moment. EEEEE~

Not much else to say. I'm sure everyone knows about *Sins-Of-Angels' LoT tournament already, yeah? Will anyone out there be rooting for me? (Well, besides ~AleksanderZee, who already said as much.)

We're all scared of each other. Everyone. Even End. xD Everyone who's involved in this tourney keeps saying "Hogawd I don't wanna be matched up with ANYONE in round 1."

If I go up against End, I might just kill myself. It's not worth living after that. I KNOW I'll lose. Hahaha~

Anyway. Nothing else to rant about just this moment.

Ciao~

]]> *ZombieBunnyPro Kiriban? http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/18810860/ http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/18810860/ Thu, 12 Jun 2008 21:51:42 PDT
Next kiriban is at 17000, folks.

For anyone who doesn't know, this means that if you view my page and happen to notice that the pageviews are at EXACTLY 17000, then all you gotta do to get a free commission is take a screencap and link me to it in a note to prove you're viewer number 17000.

Yup.

In other news, I went to the dentist for the first time a couple days ago (I'm seventeen and have never been to a dentist because my mom has a conspiracy theory about dentists) and found out I need five fillings, a few of which I'll be getting tomorrow morning.

Good times.

And I'm fairly sure I didn't mention this before, but try imagining me in a navy blue apron.

Because I'm an IHOP server.

Hardy harr harr.

Anyway. Not much else to say.

So.

Goodbye, horses.

----

Commission information:
[link]

]]> *ZombieBunnyPro CG Commissions Open http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/18663160/ http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/18663160/ Wed, 04 Jun 2008 13:52:45 PDT
First off...

I will NOT do:

Pornography

Provocative nudity

Cluttered characters (If your commission calls for a crap load of detail, expect me to take some artistic license and simplify a little. I'll try not to be TOO lazy.)

Romance between any persons above the U.S. age of legal consent and any persons below the U.S. age of legal consent. There is some room for leeway given age difference, of course... Seventeen and eighteen would be fine, sixteen and eighteen might be pushing it a little, but this may be situational.

Romance involving persons below the age of fourteen. Again, leeway: two kids of the same age holding hands would be fine.

Anthros/furries. I might be willing to draw catgirls/boys whatever else, but I kind of draw a line at animal-like faces and legs and bodies covered in furr.

Vore. 'Nuff said.

Inflation/whatever name they have for that weird-ass fetish involving women eating pastries until they become blimp-shaped. If you think it's cute, sure, enjoy yourself, but I'm not drawing it for you. Sorry.

I will do:

Artistic nudity. You know what this means. If you have to ask me whether your request is innocent enough, it's probably not.

Romance of any sexual orientation. So yes, this means boy/girl, girl/girl, boy/boy. It/it. What-have-you. Provided it's family-friendly. Kissing = good, gratuitous touching of naughty bits = bad.

Violence. This means killing people, guts falling out, people covered in blood, people bruised and abused, and, yes, cannibalism. I like cannibalism. This is different from vore, in that cannibalism is what it is: eating people. It is not romantic, it is not sexual, it is not sweet. Hannibal never got off on eating anyone, as far as I know. He enjoyed it, but not sexually. And I, personally, would not feel all warm and fuzzy inside if I were cuddling with someone and they bit a big chunk out of my flesh or swallowed me whole.

Pin-ups. Yup.

Gaia avatars

Original characters.

Fanart.

CG Chibis
Example: [link]
Description: Full-body 4-5 head tall chibi, soft-shaded skin, cel-shaded clothing.
Price: $15 per chibi
Limit: Three per commission.
Background: Transparent, white outline on character.

CG Waist-up Portrait
Example: [link]
Description: Normal-style character portrait from the head down to the waist or knees, depending on what looks best for the particular picture. Skin soft shaded, hair and clothes usually cell shaded with a little bit of soft shading, or complete soft shading, also dependent... ]]> *ZombieBunnyPro Meme http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/17901807/ http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/17901807/ Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:58:19 PDT Moth Margaret Punch. You don't HAVE to say the whole thing, but in her presence it's highly recommended.

2) How old is he/she?
Early twenties...?

3) Is your OC a boy or girl?
I am more or less certain Moth is female.

4) What's his/her race?
I... I really don't know. . _.

Appearance

1) If this character were to suddenly become part of the real world, and ended up in a heavily-populated area, how many stares would he/she get?
Maaaaaaaybe some. She's relatively ordinary, except for her clothes. I imagine she'd fit right in in Tokyo. 8D;

2) Is your character considered normal in his/her own world?
I don't yet know in what world she happens to live, but when I find out, I'll be sure to let you know. Though for the moment, it might be safe to assume the answer is a resounding "no."

3) What would be his/her most recognizable feature(s)?
Very sharp, very crooked teeth. And large, purple eyes. And a lot of freckles.

4) Would you consider your OC as attractive?
Not particularly, no.

Personality

1) Temper?
Well, actually, I like to think Moth is a very patient woman, provided you don't make eye contact, don't address her, don't stand within ten feet of her, don't touch her in any way shape or form, don't walk on her grass, don't leave things like baseballs or dogshit on her lawn, don't breathe her air, and in general, don't be a living, breathing human being.

2) Does your character ever get depressed?
Mmmmno, I think she's pretty cheerful and quirky on her own. When she's in public, she's just angry.

3) Leader or Follower?
Leader, for certain. Moth hates people, particularly working with them, and if it becomes absolutely necessary, then she has to be in control of the situation or people disappear for days and then turn up in a black Hefty bag as a pile of splintered bones barely even identifiable by dental records.

4) What is the main aspect(s) of his/her personality?
She's actually very cheerful and quirky and happy-go-lucky, believe it or not.

History

1) Did your OC have a family of any sort? If so, are they still alive?
I'd have to say yes and no, in no particular order.

2) Is your character out on his/her own? If so, why?
No, not so much. She's got friends. Usually consisting of a collection of magically animated dolls, and/or a large spotted pig with a bad underbite, and/or a checkered kitten.

3) Has he/she encountered any traumatizing events?
Possibly. I doubt it, though. She's pretty spoiled.

4) What was probably the best time in his/her life so far?
She got commissioned to build a room-sized diorama of a macabre scene with twisted, mutilated mannequins as a tribute to Hanz Bellmer for a gothic art show. Yup.

Romance

1) Single?
Hahahahayeah.

2) Has your OC developed any romantic relationships?
Not that I know of. She's got a thing for dolls, and talks to them a lot, but I'm fairly sure she's not so delusional as to fall for any out of desperation. Like in I Am Legend.

3) Virgin?
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayeah.

4) Does your character like flirting?
Possibly. Though I suspect that any situation in which she flirts will inevitably end in her house, in a very messy way very different than the one most people aim for.

Symbolism

1) What animal would you associate your OC with?
A pig. Yup.

2) Musical Instument?
Piano.

3) Element?
Fire.

4) Planet?
Mars.

Showing the Love

1) Do you draw your character?
Occasionally.

2) Do you write about him/her?
Now and then.

3) Do you use him/her in any rpgs?
Not yet.

4) What other ways have you appreciated your OC?
... Uuuuuuuuuuh...
I don't actually have an answer for this one.

RANDOMIZE!

1) Is your character wanted for anything?
If she is, the authorities probably don't know the identity of the perp anyway, so all's well.

2) What are three weaknesses in him/her?
1. She can't resist the offer of food.
2. She is as protective of her dolls as normal women would be over children.
3. She's sensitive to loud noises...?

3) Strengths?
Moth dabbles in magic, particularly in the area of animating the inanimate. She brings her dolls to life, complete with their own personalities, and channels the powers of others through them. She's also immune to most poisons, has an endless appetite and an extremely high metabolism, can speak several different languages, and has an eye for design and color. Oh, and she's a really good fighter, in a back alley ambush kinda way.

4) Does yo... ]]> *ZombieBunnyPro A.D.I.D.A.S. http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/17574226/ http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/17574226/ Sat, 29 Mar 2008 13:41:31 PDT Endling

RULES:
1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name.
5.Put this on your journal.

1.If someone says, "Is this okay?" You say?
Death Dealer's Descent - Puscifer - Underworld Soundtrack
(Apparently when my decisions are questioned I wordlessly express my distaste with grunge, effects-loaded cacaphonies of pure awesome. Well, yeah, that does kinda sound like me.)

2.How would you describe yourself?
The Ace of Spades - Motorhead - No Remorse
(Further evidence that I'm amazing.)

3.What do you like in a girl?
SS Deathstar Supergalactik - Hanzel und Gretyl - Uber Alles
(Well, I do love me some neonazis - I'd shag a cute girl in schutzestaffel uniform any day of the week, particularly one with uber-sexy bright red pigtails like Vas Kallas. But this is likely to get me cyberSHOT, huh?)

4.How do you feel today?
Coming Undone - KoRn - See You On the Other Side
(Wow... Actually, that's pretty accurate. I certainly am on the verge of insanity and killing something lately. And I'm drinking some good old Full Throttle. So. Hahaha.)

5.What is your life's purpose?
Lounge - Hirasawa Susumu - Paprika OST
(HA. HAHAHA. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAAAH... Yeah, that's me. xD)

6.What is your motto?
I'm So Sick - Flyleaf
(Well, I didn't previously have a motto, but I guess this one works on several levels so... Sure. 8D)

7.What do your friends think of you?
You Were Meant For Me - Jewel
(... I doubt it. Nice try, though.)

8.What do you think of your parents?
Everything is Alright - Motion City Soundtrack - Commit This To Memory
(Hmm. In terms of the title... Sure. I do love my parents, even if I have no respect for my Dad. Lulz. And as far as the lyrics go... Yes, I do have rather crazy, neurotic parents. Head for the hills, the kitchen's on fire!)

9.What do you think about very often?
Uninvited - Alanis Morissette - City of Angels
(A dark, sexy background and an equally sexy woman voice? Hells yes.)

10.What is 2 + 2?
Behind Blue Eyes - Limp Bizkit - Results May Vary
(I really have no way to justify this one. I do have blue eyes [well. Bluegrey.], but synapses aren't connecting properly in the brain behind them, and never have, so an appropriate answer to your question escapes me. Sry homez.)

11.What do you think of your best friend?
Let The Bodies Hit The Floor - Drowning Pool
(Yeah. DAMMIT, SHAUN, IT'S TIME TO THROW DOWN. D8< KILLIN' TIME.)

12.What do you think of the person you like?
Dirty Business - The Dresden Dolls - Yes, Virgina...
(... HAHAHAHAHAHA. HA. HAHAHA. Thank you, Amanda Palmer, for knowing me and my gutterbrain so very well. <3)

13.What is your life story?
Closing In - Imogen Heap - Speak For Yourself
(I... Wait, what?)

14.What do you want to be when you grow up?
Filthy Gorgeous - Scissor Sisters - Nip/Tuck Music
(... OMFG HA. Well, a less ugly face sure would be nice.)

15.What do you think of when you see the person you like?
One Of A Kind - Breaking Point - Coming Of Age
(Very very true, but I WAS hoping for something I could have turned into a double-entendre. Damn it. But hey, at least I get a nice little violent lyric out of it. Aaaand now I feeel like I'm aliiiiive... don't know just how I got soo looooow... These voices in my miiiiind... tell me it's killing tiiiiime... it is a thrill I can't descriiiiiibe~)

16.What will you dance to at your wedding?
Mein Kommandant - Hanzel Und Gretyl - Uber Alles
(As if I wasn't giving my parents enough reason to worry. I'll wear a femmed-up pinstriped neo-nazi uniform with a lacy gossamer skirt and a veil and combat boots, and dance around to grinding, sexy metal music. JAWOHL!)

17.What will they play at your funeral?
Song To Say Goodbye - Placebo - Meds
(This only sounds sappy if you haven't heard the lyrics. You are one of God's mistakes, you crying, tragic waste of skin. Rather appropriate, though. Thanks, Brian Molko. You've never let me down.)

18.What is your hobby/interest?
I Grieve - Peter Gabriel - City Of Angels
(And here I thought I was upbeat and peppy...)

19.What is your biggest fear?
Glycerine - Bush - Sixteen Stone
(... I... ]]> *ZombieBunnyPro +Uuuuuh... ttyl?+ http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/16928675/ http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/16928675/ Sun, 17 Feb 2008 11:45:03 PST
So.

See y'all later?

= _=

]]> *ZombieBunnyPro +Commissions GET+ http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/16203845/ http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/16203845/ Thu, 03 Jan 2008 18:21:30 PST
Only sketch commissions for the moment. I don't have the patience to CG anything right now, because I'm exhausted by recent projects. ; 3;

Full Body:
Price per character: $25
+ $10 per additional character for group pictures
Up to five characters per group commission
Example: [link]
(I may or may not grayscale them. Depends on my mood and how much I like them as they are. xD Those that don't get grayscaled will get a colored background, though, and will likely be pencil-shaded. See Half Body example.)

Slots:
- (available)
- (available)
- (available)

Half Body:
(Or Waist-Up)
Price per character: $15
+ $5 per additional character for group pictures
Up to five characters per group commission
Example: [link]

Slots:
- (available)
- (available)
- (available)

What Zom Will Not Do:
- Pr0n
- Underage characters in suggestive situations
- Underage panty shots (commission *bleedman for that)
- Any suggestive situation. Period. End of discussion.

What Zom Will Do:
- Het/Shonen-ai/Shojo-ai (I can do romance of any sexuality, but there is a line. Kissing = okay, provided it isn't sloppy, slobbery, tongues-everywhere pr0n kissing. Graphic touching of naughty bits = not okay.)
- Artistic nudity (I can handle nudity, but because I'm sure I'll have to specify where the line is, I will not take commissions which combine nudity and a suggestive pose. Lawlno. If your character is of a culture where women don't generally wear anything on top save, like, a necklace, sure, I can do that. No problem.)

I only accept payment via paypal. Don't have it? You're SOL. Sorry.

Note me with information on what kind of commission you want, how many people you wish to commission me for, and picture references to said people.

Payment upfront, kthx. You send me the payment over PayPal before you get the picture, because I will probably do the sketches in one draft, and will not get ripped off. If you pay me, and I give you the picture, but it's absolutely horrid and you despise it, I will redo it for you for free ONCE, if you specify the changes you want. After the second go, if you're still not satisfied...

... screw you.

8D

Edit: Reposting this damn journal because I didn't get ANY requests and I NEED MONEYS. So. Now you assholes know, if you look above, six slots are open, I am still taking commissions, FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST.

; 3;

PAHLEEZ?!

]]> *ZombieBunnyPro +I CHALLENGE YOU ALL+ http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/15921350/ http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/15921350/ Thu, 13 Dec 2007 17:39:25 PST

'S BIRTHDAY IS MONDAY.

EVERYONE MAKE HIM A GIFTART.

GO GO GO GO GO.

IF YOU TRY TO COMMENT HERE WITH AN EXCUSE AS TO WHY YOU CAN'T/SHOULDN'T I WILL CURBSTOMP YOUR FACE SO HARDCORE THEY WILL USE THE EFFECTS IN AN EPISODE OF METALOCALYPSE.

DOO EET NOW.

MY WORD IS LAW.

OBEY.

]]> *ZombieBunnyPro +Drewishasaurus Rex+ http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/15750808/ http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/15750808/ Sat, 01 Dec 2007 14:12:20 PST
Though, my hatred of teenagers was reinforced yesterday. Kayla decorated my locker at school with wrapping paper and a picture of Captain Hook yesterday, and forced Telisia to buy me two bottles of Jones green apple soda (delicious.)

And what happens?

Some stupid teenager decides it makes him/her look cool to show off in front of his/her friends by taking a red marker and crossing out the picture of Hook.

Harrharr, cumdumpster. You are oh-so hilarious and clever.

Soon, I will make you paint in the hallway. I promise.

It has been snowing and raining here at the same time. We get ice AND snow in our driveway. Huzzah.

South Dakota is made of lose.

But still. If Zen and Lynnie log on, birthday will be awesome. Zom is getting sushi soon. And has chocolate cake.

Also, if End would log on and speak to Zom, she would be doubly happy. D8

]]> *ZombieBunnyPro +SWJUGDHWEYGHH+ http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/15553421/ http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/15553421/ Sat, 17 Nov 2007 19:54:18 PST
Today, I was IMed by "someone [I] hate", and I can certainly guess who that is. I was asked how I am, out of what I'm told was worry for me, as I seemed upset in my last entry.

I was displeased with being IMed, and it showed, but I like to think I was civil. I didn't automatically go for the block button. The conversation ended quickly after I confirmed that yes, I am okay at this point, weeks after my last entry. I was feeling, at that moment, much less hostile than I was before, and I'm thinking, okay, sure. Give me a bit more time and maybe we could be friends again.

But now, hours later, I'm IMed again.

Feckless says:
*Stabs with a spoon*
Feckless says:
*Runs away*
Zommers says:
'Kay. No. Just no.
Feckless says:
Too late. Already fled.

Blocked NOW, bitch! Seriously, if you were hoping to be friends again, IMing me to be a stupid fuck when I'm still not entirely forgiving is not at all recommended.

And no, I'm not going to IM or note you to tell you man-to-man how I feel. I'm going to put it in a journal entry. Because it's annoying enough to rant about in a journal, but you're not worth the added frustration of trying to talk it out.

Now, 'scuse me, I has no more time for your shit, because my horribly evil, abusive, demanding way-too-old-for-me boyfriend gets mad if I don't talk to him every thirty seconds.

:3

]]> *ZombieBunnyPro +Cop Out+ http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/15346562/ http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/15346562/ Sat, 03 Nov 2007 13:14:07 PDT
Lately, I've done nothing but act like a bitch and, I guess, piss certain people off. I don't know. I'm fucking lonely and angry as Hell - my closest friends are online, and I know I've said it a thousand times or more and probably sound like a freaking broken record, but I hate being friend with people online, just because it feels like they rely less on my than I do on them. They walk away from the computer and have real lives to go to which I have no part of, and probably don't even think or talk about me like I do them. I'm a username in a chat. That's about it. I like to talk about meeting them in real life, but nothing ever turns out the way you want it and I doubt it'll ever happen. Because by the time I COUL go visit these people, I'll probably have made them all realize I'm not awesome, I'm not funny, I'm a jerk and an emotional psycho and I'm not worth their time. I'm just waiting.

I know this makes me sound emo. I sound like Neoshine. I hate it. But. Whatever.

The latest problem is this: I do not like drinking. I don't. I said something last night about how this hatred is influenced by the problem drinkers I grew up around, but I'm not going to bother with that one now, we can just assume it's one of those unfounded, irrational emotional problems I like to pretend I'm above having.

I do not like when people I care about drink. Everyone else? Whatever, they can have fun, get drunk as Hell, and die of alcohol poisoning or drunk driving or whatever else. I really don't care what those people do to themselves. But when people who matter drink, I automatically get sick. I can't stand it. I know it's all in good fun and they're just having a party and enjoying themselves, but I automatically associate alcohol with poor decisions (with good reason), depression, anger... Easy ways out. I get anxious, and I worry that so-and-so has a problem, or maybe doesn't but is still going to get hurt. It has nothing to do with how responsible that person is, I know they are, but the feeling is automatic and uncontrollable and lasts for a while. I feel sick.

And yeah, I act like a bitch when it happens, depending on the circumstances. Some of my friends have gotten drunk of their asses in the chat before and it made me uneasy, as it always does, but I could joke about it and didn't act like I cared.

I dunno if I should name names. But one of my friends was drinking with some buddies recently, and all the anxiety hit me at once. He knows who he is. I acted like a real bitch, I know, and I don't really regret it, so I'm not going to apologize for my behavior. And I know he's legal and it's his choice, and I cannot, should not, will not, and am not trying to control him. But in his case, more than any other, I'm not going to smile and laugh and joke about it. Yeah, "they can do it but I can't." Fuck you. It's because I care about you.

But it doesn't even matter, I'm a username in a chat, a whiny little fangirl with no life who needs to get out more. I want to meet you in real life, but I know it'll probably never happen, because you've gotten to the point where you're getting to know the side of me that isn't fun to hang out with and talk to, and if you stop wanting to talk to me or see me at all I won't blame you.

That said, I'm going to go eat something. I feel like projectile vomiting on my monitor. Or punching the wall repeatedly until my hand goes through.

I'm so fucking pissed.

]]> *ZombieBunnyPro +Kiriban and Updates+ http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/15221199/ http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/15221199/ Thu, 25 Oct 2007 19:33:09 PDT

requested I give her commission to

(Both of whom are awesometastic and rock my boxers.)

got hit number 10k at the same time as Lynnie.

got hit number 10,072, but reasoned that 1 + 7 + 2 = 10.000. And I will only accept this reasoning from her because she is awesome. So she gets a commission too.

I still need to finish the one for

It's not done because I wanted to do a background but I suck and I'm trying to figure out what to do with it. xD

you all.

I'll decide my next goal later.

Also, I must here profess my undying love for The Endling, and Captain James Hook. (I already professed my love for

via voice clip. 8D)

And I have run out of books to read. I'm trying to track down Lolita and Peter Pan in Scarlet. Harrharr. Have to read The Scarlet Letter for AP English.

I'm in a school play. I will be an extra animal in The Jungle Book because I suck too much to be in the main cast.

As soon as my parents get back from Virginia, I'm forcing them to get me a checking account so I can start taking paid commissions via PayPal. Whee.

That's all I have to say.

Wewt.

]]> *ZombieBunnyPro +Kiriban Reminder+ http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/15093559/ http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/15093559/ Tue, 16 Oct 2007 20:00:55 PDT
My kiriban is at 10k. If you are pageview number 10,000, take a screencap and send it to me as proof to get a free commission.

That is all.

---

R.I.P
Ryan Jay Cooley
10/06/91 - 07/06/07

]]> *ZombieBunnyPro +Happy Birthday, Cooley+ http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/14941348/ http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/14941348/ Sat, 06 Oct 2007 13:06:55 PDT
He committed suicide. I'm told he hanged himself in his room.

Today, October sixth, is his birthday. Several of his friends, including myself, and his family got together at the cemetery to pay respects, mourn, and celebrate his birthday. Some people left gifts on his grave - jewelry, an Aerosmith shirt, an action figure of one of his favorite professional wrestlers, a picture of Venom, little trinkets and some notes. His mother and grandmother passed around his favorite holiday treats for everyone.

I drew a charcoal portrait of him last night, and gave it to his family. I don't have a copy to show you.

A photo of Ryan

A photo of his grave

(Both taken on my phone. Hence the bad quality. Camera battery was dead.)

It kind of hit me hard when I learned he'd killed himself. Ryan had always been upbeat and cheerful when I saw him, cracking jokes and having fun. He had a really sweet, goofy smile. All the memories I have of him are the two of us and some friends goofing around at school and on the bus: Several occasions when he thought it'd be funny to slap the bottom of any bottle I was drinking from and make me spill it on myself. Such as orange Powerade. He said he gave me orange boobs. I remember laughing when people accused him of being gay because he'd had Jen pierce his navel.

I hadn't thought he was suffering from anything enough to want to die, though I certainly remember considering the same thing much of my freshman year. I knew he cut himself. Ryan didn't broadcast it, as far as I saw. Not like the kids who just wanted attention. I saw the cuts on his arms and, being the kind of person I am, hit him over the head and called him names and told him how much of an idiot he was. I'm not good at being sympathetic. Maybe I should have been. Shaun tells me I could drive myself insane with "I should have done this, or that, if I did he'd still be alive." Still. It hurts like hell. He wasn't close enough to me to tell me what was going on. I wasn't a kind enough person to ask. A year younger than me, and he's dead.

I have to say, I've always figured all of my friends would outlive me. By my own stupidity, or my own hand, or someone's revenge, or just an accident, to which I seem to be prone, I expected to die before anyone else I knew would.

And just because he took his own life, even if this is a "chickenshit way out", as my step-dad put it, I don't care. He was still my friend, and though I, too, disagree with what he did and the pain he put everyone through, I still care, and I'll still miss him, and feel guilty that I couldn't help him. A "one-way ticket to hell" is what my mother said. That he'd bought himself one. Any righteous god who would cast someone like Ryan, kind and friendly as he was, into hell, is a contradiction unto himself. That's not justice. I don't think Ryan went to hell.

But whether he moved on to another place, or was reincarnated, or has assimilated, as some religions believe, back into one massive soul which makes up god, or even if there is no thereafter and only silence, I hope that whatever happened to Ryan after he died, his next life, or his afterlife, or his quiet death, devoid of consciousness, he's at peace and doesn't ever suffer again the way he did - never again knows the kind of pain that drove him to suicide.

I'm glad my memories of him are all fun and happy; I just hope they weren't a lie.

---

R.I.P.
Ryan Jay Cooley
10/06/91 - 07/6/07

]]> *ZombieBunnyPro +Not Really Tagged+ http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/14650305/ http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/14650305/ Sat, 15 Sep 2007 20:28:30 PDT
The rules:
1. post these rules
2. each person tagged must post 8 random facts about themselves
3. tags should write a journal of these facts
4. at the end post 8 more bloggers are tagged and named
5. go to their page and leave a comment telling them they're tagged

1. My mom's family is mostly Irish - my maternal grandfather's family's name was MacBramlett when the came to America, but they changed it to Bramlett to dodge what prejudice they could. My dad's side has a lot of Cherokee. He has dark red-brown skin, but I'm so pale I glow in photographs.

2. My grandmother on my father's side died young of heart failure while walking to her car at the grocery store, and is buried in a pasture behind the house on my grandfather's ranch - complete with a big granite headstone, black iron fence with stone pillars, and a statue of an angel. When I was little, if I needed quiet, I'd sneak out back into her cemetery and lay on her grave.

3. I love having nightmares, just because some of them turn out to be really good inspiration for drawings. But I almost never have dreams that I remember.

4. The only member of my family whose death I know without a single doubt in my mind would make me cry is my mother. Just thinking about her death brings me close to tears, and I'm a notoriously heartless bitch.

5. I want a pet I can hold in my lap. I have a dog I wouldn't mind cuddling, he's sweet as can be, but he's a pitbull, and try as he might to curl up in my lap when there's a storm and the thunder scares him, it just doesn't work out.

6. I like to curl up in small spaces. For me, the best place in the world to sleep is in the closet, on the floor, in a nest of blankets and pillows with the door shut, invisible to the world. It's like having a suit of armor, only fluffier. Nothing can get me.

7. The thing I'm scared of most is being completely alone - I'm a horrible person, and I wouldn't want to be my friend, so I'm sure I will be a lonely, bitter old bitch some day, and it scares the hell out of me. I can't survive without someone who cares if I'm surviving.

8. I really, really, really hate myself, just because I know that who I am hurts my mom, and I automatically hate anything that hurts her.

This turned out more depressing than I intended it to be.

TAG!:

___

Kiriban at 10k mofos. Don't forget.

]]> *ZombieBunnyPro +New Kiriban+ http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/14619512/ http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/14619512/ Thu, 13 Sep 2007 15:55:21 PDT

caught my 6,010 kiriban, so I'm upping my goal again.

My next kiriban is at 10,000 hits. SO. If you are pageview #10,000 on my gallery, you win a free commission.

GIMME HITS. I'm a glutton for punishment guys. It makes me feel loved and keeps me warm at night.

]]> *ZombieBunnyPro +Kiriban+ http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/14606933/ http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/14606933/ Wed, 12 Sep 2007 17:21:06 PDT
So now it's at 6010 for fairness.

If you are the six thousand and tenth person to view my page, send me a screencap, and you get a free commission.

GOT IT, MUTHA FUCKAS?

]]> *ZombieBunnyPro +Update, lawlz+ http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/14505403/ http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/14505403/ Wed, 05 Sep 2007 16:23:30 PDT
School started. Harr harr harr. My classes this year: 20th Century American History, Spanish III, Webpage Design, Painting, Aerobics, AP English Language and Composition, Geometry, Speech.

And I'm a junior now, with open lunch priveledges - so when I start making money, I can eat out for lunch! Yeehaw.

I'm working on getting my parents to help me set up a PayPal account so I can take art commissions instead of doing actual work. Restaurant work =/= my thing. Too many snotty people, too much temptation to hock loogies in their food. And my boobs are too small to earn me good tips.

My step-dad seems very enthusiastic about the prospect of me selling art for a living. Lawlz0rz.

Not much else to say. <3

___

Mad props to:

]]> *ZombieBunnyPro +Trip to Oh-kah-lah-hoh-mah+ http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/14198290/ http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/14198290/ Thu, 16 Aug 2007 15:15:32 PDT
We drove through Sunday, stopped in Kansas City for the night, and got to Skiatook, Oklahoma at about 11 AM Monday morning.

I had fun, except it was REALLY FREAKING HOT. I mean, it's been in the 90s here, and it was over 100 degrees out the whole time we were there and it was like DEATH. I don't remember Oklahoma being so hot. Mom and DJ contribute my lack of appetite while I was there to the heat--I kept getting sickness and headaches from hunger and then not being able to finish my meals when I finally got fed.

Anyway, I got to see mah step-sibling-thing, and we stayed up late dancing to my mix CD, talking, fangirling, eating dulce de leche ice cream, drinking Jones Green Apple Soda, and cosplaying as Naruto (step-sibling) and Gaara (me). Yeah. Seeing as I'm pale and have bright red hair, I might make a good Gaara if I didn't have such a fat face. 'Cept my eyes are the wrong color and I couldn't cover up my inexplicably black eyebrows so STFU.

Dad and I didn't fight this time. Instead we acted like a good father and daughter--or, really, a horrible father and his equally horrible daughter, which is what we are--and offended a good number of strangers and acquaintances. When we get along, Dad and I tend to rampage through Skiatook, Avant, Collinsville and Owasso, leaving miles of destruction, chaos, and as I've said before, appropriately horrified by-standers in our wake. And that's before Dad throws back a few, and I have the equivalent in energy drinks. THEN THINGS GET REALLY RAD.

It was great.

]]> *ZombieBunnyPro +Am I childish?+ http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/13929700/ http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/13929700/ Sun, 29 Jul 2007 16:08:01 PDT

's journal.

[ ] Sleep with a stuffed animal.
[x] Eat sugary cereal for breakfast.
[ ] Watch Saturday Morning cartoons.
[ ] Am afraid of the dark.
[ ] Love the color pink.
[x] Never get in fights with your parents.
[x] Think ice cream for lunch is perfectly reasonable.
[x] Hug often.
[ ] Cry about stupid things.
[x] Use the "sad eyes" on your parents.
[ ] Have a goldfish as a pet.
[ ] Wear slippers.
[x] Are attracted to shiny objects.
[ ] Think happy faces are cute.
[ ] Shower less than three times a week.....
[ ] Sometimes take bubble baths.
[x] Think it is fun to catch bugs.
[ ] Know how to take the stinger out of a bee.
[ ] Use a life jacket when you go swimming.
[x] Make daisy necklaces/bracelets when you go to the park.
[x] Love the game 'Rock, Paper,Scissors".
[ ] Listen to Britney Spears and NSync.
[ ] Watch Spongebob Squarepants.
[x] Dream about going to amusement parks.
[x] likes doing crazy things 24/7

Count up your x's: 11

Multiply by 5: 55

I am 55% childish.

Haw.

]]> *ZombieBunnyPro +OMFGWTFBBQWHOSITS+ http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/13906004/ http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/13906004/ Fri, 27 Jul 2007 19:34:55 PDT
ADJBFN!!

,SDJGVFDNGB MBFVHFDB!!

-Dead-

]]> *ZombieBunnyPro +Annoyance+ http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/13891806/ http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/13891806/ Thu, 26 Jul 2007 18:35:21 PDT
I'm still angry over what happened, and want nothing to do with Gribby. I do not want to hear about her self-pity, and I'm sick of reading and being told about her miserable little comments all over my Gaia profile and dA page, and her sad little cries for attention left publically in our old hang-outs.

Her drama is what pissed me off and ended the relationship in the first place.

Drama will not earn my forgiveness.

At this point, comments on my work, even if they don't contain drama, will only annoy me.

And now I need some medicine for a headache.

]]> *ZombieBunnyPro +Nothing Important+ http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/13801122/ http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/13801122/ Thu, 19 Jul 2007 21:50:52 PDT
My brain is full of morbid surrealism, STILL. And I can't get it to shut up.

I'ma read that story that put me in this state of mind again.

Then I'ma go watch The Cell and draw a surreal nightmare picture for End.

And maybe sing along cheerfully to this lovely song.

Worn out and faded, the weakness starts to show. TheyÂve created the generation that we know. Washed up and hated, the system moves to slow. They give us answers to questions they donÂt even know. You made it, you played it, your shit is overrated...

Huzzah!

]]> *ZombieBunnyPro +Crap about Andy+ http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/13583365/ http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/13583365/ Mon, 02 Jul 2007 20:01:52 PDT

's journal. And felt like filling it out for one of my characters. For kicks.

1.What is your character's name?
Andrew Smith.

2. What is your character's name in another language?
... I have no idea.

3. How old is he/she?
I do believe he's fifteen

4. What is your character's race/species?
Lycanthrope. Huzzah. Otherwise he's a skinny white guy.

5. Do they have a crush?
Not really. He kind of hits on everyone.

6. Do they have many friends?
He has a few.

7. What planet is your character from?
Earth. ._.

8. Does your character like to eat?
More than his fair share of any meal, yes.

9. What's his/her favorite food?
He loves baked goods. Cinnamon rolls, pies, cakes, donuts, pastries, you name it.

10. What's his/her favorite drink?
Anything with a lot of caffeine and taurine in it. And sugar. Lots and lots of sugar.

11. Is your character annoying?
Not really.

13. Is your character loved?
Only by his brothers. And his mom.

14. Is your character hated?
Very. He's a con-man, after all.

15. Is she/he emo/goth?
Nope. He doesn't have any particular style

16. Is she/he straight, bisexual, or gay?
He's supposedly straight. Until he's drunk. Then it's questionable. But I really wouldn't say anything definite either way.

17. Is she/he a virgin?
Yup. Haaaa~ He's a flirt, but I don't think most women would have anything to do with him.

18. Name 3 hobbies:
Scamming people out of their moneys
Eating
Drawing

19. Is your character normal?
... Not really.

20. Is your character attractive?
Well, depends on the person asking. But, generally, sure. He's cute.

21. How does your character handle emotions?
Andy is... calm and laidback, I guess. He doesn't get particularly flustered over much of anything, and enjoys life too much to get sad or depressed. When he is unhappy, he usually seems tranquil anyway.

22. Does your character have other forms?
He turns into a man-shaped wolf. Or a large, otherwise normal wolf.

23. Does your character overreact?
Not really. He's calm and calculating, and likes to stand back and observe situations from the outside, looking for an opportunity to make a profit, with that infuriatingly cocky grin on his face.

24. Is your character a criminal?
Well, he hasn't been caught yet, so technically...

25. Does your character go to school?
Yeah. He's smart, too, but he's lazy and doesn't get good grades unless his brothers beat him.

26. What's his/her IQ?
Fairly high, actually.

27. Does your character have a disease/curse?
Just his tendency to turn into a wolf at the full moon/whenever he gets really really mad. But he takes some injections when either of the above happens to suppress the craving for human flesh.

28. Is your character dead?
Naw.

29. Does your character have a family?
Yup. He has his mother, his older brother Akaen, and his surrogate brother Israfel.

30. Has he/she encountered any tragic times in life?
Not really. His father was an abusive alcoholic, but was mauled by some... animals... shortly after Andy and his brother became werewolves. And that made life happy.

31. What's the best time in your character's life?
Any time he has the cash to treat his mom and brothers to something nice. (HeÂs secretly very sweet. Sometimes.)
That and running around as a wolf. Huge thrill for him.

33. Is your character single?
Yes.

34. Has he/she developed any relationships?
His only meaningful relationships are with his family. Everyone else is just some dipshit he can manipulate to make a profit.

35. Does he/she have an element?
Not really.

36. Do you roleplay your character?
Occasionally.

37. Do you write about your character?
Rarely.

38. Does your character have a bad temper at times?
Not really. Like I said, he's pretty laidback, and takes everything in stride. But on the rare occasion he does get mad... it's frightening.

39. Does your character get depressed?
Naw. He's infuriatingly chipper and can brush most things off quickly and cheerfully.

40. What's your characters favorite animal?
Wolves. Ha. But he also likes the stray cats... ]]> *ZombieBunnyPro +Hokay, chill, you little snots+ http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/13564318/ http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/13564318/ Sun, 01 Jul 2007 13:21:09 PDT
SHUT. UP.

There were 64 contestants chosen out of 610.

I didn't get in either, you whiny fucks, and it upset me too, but I got over it.

So shut up.

This was all carefully arranged, down to the last detail.

Unless you can point out something End really did wrong--something on which I can't PROVE YOU WRONG--then just...

... for the love of god...

... SHUT. YOUR CYBER. FACES.

Suck it up and find something better to do. I don't care. Oh wah, you didn't get into a contest for which only 64 people would be accepted, knowing from the very beginning that with End's popularity there were going to be a LOT of other people trying out...

Jesus.

Broken records, all of you. With carbon-copy complaints.

Makes me want to kill something.

]]> *ZombieBunnyPro +Tossed out the window+ http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/13563050/ http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/13563050/ Sun, 01 Jul 2007 11:23:22 PDT
... And Ink and I are tossed out the window and into the sea before it reaches land.

Lawl.

Didn't make it in.

How depressing.

]]> *ZombieBunnyPro +Next Kiriban and such...+ http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/13459505/ http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/13459505/ Sat, 23 Jun 2007 12:16:25 PDT
Sooo... my next kiriban is at 6k.

So ha.

]]> *ZombieBunnyPro +Kiribaaaaaan+ http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/13445304/ http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/13445304/ Fri, 22 Jun 2007 10:29:43 PDT
If you happen to be page hit number 2000 on my gallery, send me a screen cap and win a free commission.

<3

]]> *ZombieBunnyPro +Philosophy+ http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/13113138/ http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/13113138/ Sun, 27 May 2007 13:47:10 PDT
Good goinÂ, End. You put me in one of my philosophical moods. I blame all this on you.

This is going to be a loooong rant. Sooo... where to beginÂ?

In dAMN yesterday, while discussing birthdays, I referred to them with the typical perspective that theyÂre a step closer to death. I was, of course, called out for my immaturity by Endling. So let me start over. ItÂs true, that was a stupid thing to say, an unnecessarily unpleasant outlook to have, and I donÂt really think that. I was just being a stupid teenager and repeating what I hear. Embarrassingly enough, as mature as people seem to think I am, I do have my moments. I donÂt really know what I truly believe about life, except that I donÂt believe much of anything. I donÂt think about it. ThatÂs not to say I take it for granted, but to go back to what Endling said about wanting his funeral to be a celebration of life, I do believe that the only real celebration of life is to just LIVE it, taking each day as it comes and living in the moment, enjoying every minute as best you can and trying not to grieve for the past and worry for the future.

But speaking of EndÂs comment on his funeral being a celebration of life, THAT is something I really donÂt buy into. ItÂs a nice, happy thought, but itÂs not realistic. First off, IÂve heard a lot of people say the same thing: ÂI donÂt want my funeral to be mourning my death, but a celebration of life.Â And yet, IÂve never met a person who seemed to believe that idea themselves. A funeral celebrating life? For that, you would have to celebrate life while youÂre alive; IÂll believe in this white picket-fence bull when I meet someone who says that, and doesnÂt whine that theyÂre old or that they regret this mistake or that, or they feel so alone, or that sometimes life is just too hard to go on living. I especially hate when people whine about their age. Like a guy in his mid-twenties saying heÂs old. Please. That is called the prime of oneÂs life, and someone who thinks heÂs old and crusty by that age isnÂt celebrating life, heÂs mourning his wasted years, and thatÂs the exact opposite; you enjoy it while you can, and donÂt think about what you did wrong in the past but what youÂre going to do right today, and the great things youÂre going to do in your tomorrows, rather than what went bad back then and what will go bad again in the future.

Besides that, a funeral is NEVER a celebration of life. In fact, a funeral is never even about the dead guy or his wishes, let alone the person he was when he was alive. The least important person in a room at a funeral is the guy laying in the casket, or ashing it up in an urn, as the case may be; unless he died young and had so much life ahead of him that heÂs missing out on, or if he died in a good cause like fighting for what he believed was right, and deserved memorial. A funeral is about everyone else in the room, because the true point of a funeral is neither to celebrate life or mourn death, but to ease your mind. No one mourns what the dead guyÂs lost, because most of the time heÂs lived a full enough life and he can die happy; they mourn the friend theyÂve lost in the dead guy, and they cry over how much theyÂll miss him. TheyÂre there for closure, to say their final words, to get their goodbyes in, get their tears out in a room full of people who feel the same way and wonÂt tell them to suck it up and move on. A funeral is meant to ease the minds of those who attend it to see the deceased, and to take that away and try to make it a lighter, happier occasion would deprive them of their chance to really grieve what theyÂve lost with the death of that person, so they can get the most of their tears out, be comforted by those who feel the same, and hopefully move on with their lives. Moving on IS the celebration of life, and it only comes after the funeral, often weeks or months after, when the loose ends left by a death are tied up, the hole left in the lives of the deceasedÂs family can be filled with the memories that will have to suffice, and new friends can be made to ease the pain... ]]> *ZombieBunnyPro +The end of the world as we know it+ http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/13029477/ http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/13029477/ Sun, 20 May 2007 18:25:17 PDT
I don't know why.

So anyway, my scanner died recently. I mean, it still scans, but I get pink and green bars of random color across the right edge of everything I scan. I checked it out and found a wire was caught under the lid, and might have been causing the poor thing some indigestion, but I pulled the wire out and fixed the lid and it still does the random color thing. I have no idea why. No one has, as far as I know, dropped it, spilled anything on it, left and heavy objects sitting on it, sat any magnets on it, or left it sitting in any unusual positions, like on its side (which we suspect MAY have killed my last scanner, which mom left on its side for a month while I was on vacation; when I came back, black and white pictures I scanned became, on the computer, random pages of rainbows skipping across it. Maybe my scanner, left alone for a month to just sit and think, just had an epiphany about its sexuality. I dunno.)

So I'm back to using my mom's digital camera, hilariously enough.

Only four days left of school, HUZZAH. Then I'm out for the summer. Yes, my life is measured by periods of in school and out of school.

I've been on a huge Ever After kick lately, and I have no idea why. I mean, it's such a great comic, and I love it to death to the point that I would totally have babies with it if I could. The other night, when Gribby wasn't around, I didn't feel like role-playing, and I had run out of art to look at and things to read, I actually created a huge long Wikipedia article about Ever After, because it just deserves a Wikipedia page. I drew several fanart images of Ever After, wrote a possible history for Rosie and Posie, and am considering trying my hand at writing a history for Tom Thumb (knowing full well that when Endling releases the characters' actual histories, I'll be totally PWNED). And when I finish typing all this, I'll either start work on that or begin a painting of Tom Thumb because damn if he isn't the most huggable thing ever. It burns my brain.

I'm currently ticked off at Wikipedia because I humiliated myself typing a stupid note to Endling, my idol, asking permission to use his art for the character biographies on my Wikipedia article, and A) it might inevitably get deleted because supposedly Ever After isn't notable enough, and B) I can't use the pictures I resized, in some cases cropped, and in most cases watermarked. Or rather, I can, but I refuse to. Because Wikipedia's copyright rules are stupid. I don't own the work I intended to post, but have full permission from the artist; the thing is though, any picture I post there immediately becomes public domain, and Wikipedia's moderators will delete any images they can't redistribute or allow use of in ads and such. They're like "once it's on here, it's going to wind up in ads, and people are going to rip it off, and if you want to enforce the copyright held by the original artist and keep them from stealing the work, we're DELETING IT bitch." And even though I have permission to use it, and even though I used images that have Endling's watermark on them (and put watermarks on the ones that don't have it) I am NOT going to post his work somewhere where it is more than likely going to be ripped off and stolen. It's disrespectful and wrong. I realize all kinds of art is stolen from dA and he's probably had his work ripped off from here, but that's different. He placed it here himself, knowing it could possibly be stolen. But I will not be responsible for the betrayal of my idol's trust and the theft of his work.

I guess I can understand Wikipedia's reasoning; they do that because people are GOING to steal the images on their site, no matter what they do, and they don't want to be held responsible for copyright infringement. I can understand that. Still, I'm not going to post the pictures there.

Anyway. In other news.

Mom made me help her stain the wood of the deck in our back yard today. It was long and tedious and I wound up covered in sun burns and red wood stain that dried red-brown on my skin and made it look like I'd won a knife fight and made a mess in the process of hauling off the loser's body. I walked out to get the mail like that. I wonder what the neighbors think of me now. If they didn't actually see me slaving around in the back yard. And GOD my shoulders hurt! Damn it, I'm going to get a tan and ruin the lovely pale complexion I've been working on all winter!

But yeah, I really have nothing else to report.

Goodbye, horses. (Damn you Jay and Silent Bob!)

]]> *ZombieBunnyPro +LAWLz+ http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/12794684/ http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/12794684/ Mon, 30 Apr 2007 18:46:35 PDT
Would it be nerdy of me to say it looks like a shuriken spinning? YESITWOULDLOLSTFU... GTFO.

But yes, mid-term reports came out and I had two Fs and a D, so I was grounded, and still kind of am, because I can only get on the computer for an hour each day and only when Mom is home. WTF?! Maybe weekend rules are different. Lord only knows I'll try.

I had to clean my room yesterday, and I went through some old sketchbooks for the sake of nostalgia, finding drawings from earlier this year and--LOL--from last year, too. Including one of the pictures from Krizzy's alleged "petite phase" (D8). I also found an old picture of Viperus, who doesn't get enough love (bah, he did kill Israfel's sister and hunt the poor boy during random bouts of rage over the course of twenty-seven-or-so years, but still...) I can't remember all I found, but it was interesting. I found some crap from my emo days (yes, I know...) and some odd sketches from some dreams I had ages ago, which were so interesting I sketched them the instant I woke up.

Ja, I might have some hella crazy uploads this weekend if possible, because there is a small stack of drawings in my room that are so hilarious they deserve to be seen. If I remember correctly there might be some Israfel drawings that will get me killed in my sleep. :3

But anyway. At the moment I'm hyperactive, but I've been pissy all day due to sleep deprivation and Gribby withdrawals (-tear-). Bah.

WTF @ ALL THE SUBMISSIONS ON MY DEVIANTWATCH. It seems when I can get on daily, there are two or three new submissions to look at. I'm gone for three days? OMFGHEADASPLODE. And I have no new comments on my own art. LAWL. My life is pathetic. :3

Oh, and now, I glanced out, and the sprinkler is gone. ;_;

]]> *ZombieBunnyPro +Steal0rz+ http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/12555083/ http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/12555083/ Wed, 11 Apr 2007 14:55:41 PDT

's journal. :3

1. YOUR NAME:

Drew Alden Forbes

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)

Dreizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite colour and favorite animal)

Purple Wolf

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street)

Alden Dublin (-Cackle-)

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mum's maiden name)

Fordrett (Oh noes! It almost sounds like a hillbilly southern belle name!!!)

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink)

Indigo Rain (It's true; my favorite drink isn't actually Dr. Pepper. D

7. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mums maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your mums middle name)

Rrarydn (It's even harder to pronounce than Oliver's!)

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mum/dads middle name)

Ray

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets)

Black Max

10. YOUR HAXOR NAME: (your name and replace letters with any other key that looks similar)

[)l^3\/\/

]]> *ZombieBunnyPro +Appropriately Horrified+ http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/12528965/ http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/12528965/ Mon, 09 Apr 2007 17:43:54 PDT
So, on Friday, we arrived in Skiatook at the house of my grandparents on my mom's side, and there was cheering all around, yeehaw. Shortly after, Dad, Liz and Hannah came to pick me up. There were many hugs and we traded a lot of hilarious and disgusting stories on the way to a Chinese buffet (which had a Mongolian grill and a sushi bar, leaving my step-sisters and I "WTF"ing at each other and cheesing) where we chatted and acted like idiots, making a mess of the table, trading more stories, teaching the poor uneducated how to use chopsticks, dancing around like idiots, playing Power Rangers (or something) with plastic rings we got from a machine for 25 cents, and making a napkin/chopstick monster. The step-sister whose name I still do not know drove off and got lost, while Dad, Liz, Hannah and I returned to the ranch, where Hannah and I played with the dogs for a few minutes.

This is about where the fun ended.

Hannah and I heard Dad and Liz fighting in their room, and Liz later came out crying and told us Dad was kicking her out. I got annoyed and sat there fuming for a while, then eventually went into the little shop room adjoining his bedroom to attempt to stand up to him--or, as best a respectful, cowardly, well-mannered kid who has almost never spoken out against the 'rents can. The conversation went somewhat like this:

Me: What's going on?
Dad: I'm working on this. -Gestures to random object on his desk-
Me: I mean, what are you and Liz fighting about?
Dad: That's none of your business.
Me: ...
Dad: What?
Me: She doesn't deserve this.
Dad: You don't know what you're talking about.
Me: I know you're being stupid and getting mad over nothing like you always do.
Dad: ... Go pack up your stuff.
Me: You kicking me out now, too?
Dad: Just go pack your bags.

And so I went and put my boots on, and Hannah and I fumed and listened to them start fighting again--until we heard Dad hit Liz, and she screamed. So I dragged Hannah into our room, locked the door, and called Mom on my cell phone, because I wanted to call the cops on his ass, but didn't know how to tell them to get to the ranch, which is out in the middle of buttfuck nowhere. However, neither Mom nor Liz wanted to call the cops for some idiotic reason, because they both know this is just going to happen again in the future to some other woman, and in the end Mom and Mike just wound up driving to the ranch, as far as the gate, and Liz drove me out to the gate, then returned to dad's house to finish packing her stuff so she and Hannah could leave. I never said goodbye to Dad, and haven't spoken to him since. Hannah called me later to confirm that they had gotten out safely.

So the rest of the weekend was spent with my mom's parents. I visited my dad's dad, and had to tell him why I had left dad's house the night before, and later Grandma (mom's mother; my other grandma died when I was four) and I went to see TMNT the next day, and then returned home with a pizza and some movies and vegged out in our pyjamas in the living room for the rest of the evening. The next day we went to the church to see DJ perform, then went to eat at an Italian restaurant which was run by actual Italian natives (amazing, ja?) and listen to grandpa's racist rants about all the Mexicans who've moved into Tulsa and caused the crime rate to shoot up, and his reminiscing about segregation back in his day against the blacks. Then we visited my brother's house, which he shares with several roomies, and admire the very college-student feel of the place. xD (Guitar clock on the wall, huge DVD collection, giant TV, messy bedrooms.) We returned to Grandma and Grandpa's for more vegging, and I sat sketching and listening to music, and that's about it. I got to eat donuts from my favorite place, the best donut shop IN TEH WURLDZ, and that's pretty much all that happened.

All in all, it was a little lame, and I missed the Gribcheese, but OHWELLZ, I'm back now. (We forgot to take out the trash before we left, and it got the whole house smelling rank while we were gone. D: )

]]> *ZombieBunnyPro +OH NOES+ http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/12472514/ http://ZombieBunnyPro.deviantart.com/journal/12472514/ Thu, 05 Apr 2007 15:35:01 PDT
WHAT... THE... HELL...?!

I hate this school so much I could projectile vomit pea-soup green fluid with chunks of half-digested whatever-I-ate-today in my principal's face. Or throw a few liters of twelve-molar hydrochloric acid from the chem. lab on him. D< (Hey, Mr. Denivin, here's a chemistry equation for ya: how many mL of 12.0 M HCL are needed to react fully with your crotch?) The kids are snobby, cliquish little jerk-wads, and the school board is a bunch of strict, tight-assed old fucks who probably haven't gotten laid since the Civil War. We can't wear chains to school, because they're weapons (WTF?! I could use UNDERWEAR as a weapon if the urge were to strike me), we're not allowed to dress up or even paint our faces a little on Halloween because it's too outrageous, our breaks are few and far between, as well as being way too short, the grading system is whack (you have to get a 93% to count as an A, instead of the standard 90% that's only used EVERYWHERE ELSE IN THE WORLD), and a lot of the teachers are rude. Or they're idiots. I have moved a lot, and never gone to one school for longer than 2-3 years, and this is the first time I've ever been somewhere that I actually hated--SERIOUSLY. HAET. I want to go back to Oklahoma or Arizona because this place SUCKS.

But anyway. Back to my original premise. Tomorrow is the first day of Spring Break, and I'll be getting up early, hopping into a car, and driving for several hours back to Avant, Oklahoma (I assume Avant, as opposed to my hometown of Skiatook, because dad lives in Avant and wants me to come to his house first thing). I'll get to hang out with my dad, brother, and future-steps. Apparently they have a new puppy. :3 Then, of course, I'm being dragged to a Methodist church with my obsessive, stuck-up, "leave-the-Froot-Loops-open-and-you'll-go-to-Hell" (as Gribby put it) family on my mom's side, to listen to my big brother play his trombone for the congregation for Easter. 9_9; I've heard him play plenty, it's all he does when he's not playing video games or being a pest. I guess it's the novelty of hearing a bunch of people clap for him, but whatever.

So yeah. I guess I won't be on much between now and Monday or Tuesday, because there is no computer at Dad's house (well, there's one at Grandpa's, which is a less than five minute walk on the same ranch, but it's on dial-up and has more viruses than a $5 hooker in Tulsa). I suppose y'all should watch out for a journal then, describing the no-doubt hilarious events which will take place when I'm reunited with my dad--we're two cheeks of the same ASS. Wherever we go, there is sure to be a lot of obscene jokes and loads of innocent by-standers looking approproiately shocked, appalled, indignant, and generally horrified. And gas. There will be gas. I know there will.

Oh, and speaking of Tulsa: WHAT'S TULSA BACKWARDS? A slut! WHAT'S A SLUT BACKWARDS?! $5, if you get her in Tulsa.

Hahahaaaaa~.... I was born in Tulsa. :3

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