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http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/27604277/ Mon, 05 Oct 2009 19:08:02 PDT So i ran the mile today without ANY WARNING FROM THE TEACHER.

We were stretching and the fire alarm rung (praise the lord. It also ended up being a prank...pull.) so we didn't have to run the mile but we were on the field anyway and whoever wanted to run could go. So I said "Hey, why not? Might as well knock it out."

2nd lap and my time was 4:20 and I was like "WOO, NOT BAD." but on the 3rd lab I got an abdominal cramp that wasn't too bad so I walked and ran but afterward I collapsed on the field and my time was 11 mins some odd seconds, 20ish? Anyway, I could barely walk and change my clothes and I ended up puking LOL. Woo, sissy alex, go!

I then pretty much limped up the stairs and when I got to creative writing I fell onto the floor and the abdominal pain got 10x worse and I was sobbing. WTF IS WRONG WITH ME?! IT WAS ONLY A MILE. OTL

Anyway, I called my dad to pick me up. Now my throat is sore from hacking up my lungs because of phlegm, I'm really behind in work and I'm going to punch someone in the face. I8 I can't stay home either because I have a unit test in Government on WEDNESDAY UGHS FFSHSFNFSSFSFSF
SF
SF

I think I've calmed down a bit EXCEPT FUCK. I HAD 7 MB FREE AND NOW MY COMP IS LIKE "LAWL LOW ON SPACE." NO YOU'RE NOT, DON'T LIE TO ME. I WILL END YOU

]]> ~Zoomology http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/27592519/ http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/27592519/ Mon, 05 Oct 2009 07:43:55 PDT Stole from ~Fuwaraido

BOY SIDE

[X] you love hoodies
[X] you love jeans
[x] dogs are better than cats
[X] it's hilarious when people get hurt and fall (>__> <__< If it's people i don't like..or when Luca's pants are on fire.)
[X] you've played with/against boys on a team?
[ ] shopping is torture
[ ] sad movies suck
[ ] you own a XBOX (EW XBOX SUCKS I8< )
[X] you played with Hot Wheels as a little kid
[ ] at some point in life you wanted to be a firefighter
[X] you owned a DS PS2 or Sega
[ ] you used to be obsessed with Power Rangers
[ ] you watch sports on TV
[X] gory movies are cool
[x] you used to go to your dad for advice
[ ] you have at least 1 trophy of a sport
[X] You used to play Yu-Gi-Oh (FAWK YEAH, STILL DO BBY)
[ ] baggy sweat pants are nice to wear
[ ] it's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people
[X] green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors
[X] you love to go crazy and not care what other people think
[ ] sports are fun
[X] you sometimes talk with food in your mouth
[ ] you sleep at night with your socks on
[X] you have fished at least once
TOTAL= 14

YOUR GIRL SIDE

[x] you like to shop
[ ] you wear eyeliner
[ ] you wear the color pink
[ ] you go to your mom for advice
[ ] you consider cheerleading a sport
[x] you hate wearing all black
[ ] you like going to the mall
[ ] you like getting manicures and/or pedicures
[x] you like wearing jewelery
[ ] you cried watching The Notebook (Never seen it. I8)
[ ] skirts are a big parts of your wardrobe
[ ] shopping is one of your favorite hobbies
[x] you don't like the movie Star Wars
[x] you are/were in gymnastics
[ ] it takes you around one hour to shower and get dressed
[ ] you smile a lot more than you should
[ ] you have more than 10 pairs of shoes
[x] you care about what you look like majority of the time
[ ] you like wearing dresses
[x] you like wearing body spray/deoderant
[ ] you like high heel shoes
[x] you used to play with dolls as a kid
[ ] you like putting makeup on others
[ ] you like being the star of almost everything
Total: 8

UH OH

fartknocker, I don't want to go to school. Ughsdhfdf

]]> ~Zoomology http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/27360320/ http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/27360320/ Tue, 22 Sep 2009 16:08:06 PDT I'm back from my mini break which was only a week, but it felt a lot longer.

Anyway, so today I had really bad cramps and PE class was only 45 minutes, so I thought of sitting out. But I thought the exercise would get me in the Baccano! mood (which is currently what I'm drawing a lot of.) so I thought Graham would TOUGH IT OUT and go exercise so with that in mind I go into the gym after changing.

Guess what we're doing? Jogging, Sit ups, Push ups, Lunges, those weird stair...walk things and FAWK. I'm such a complainer, but this new PE teacher...Oh man, so much exercise, LAWL. I can't take it. Gushing blood from my crotch and I get to do PUSH UPPPSSS UGHGHSJGD dfg but I toughed it out. Towards the end though my vision and hearing went whacko and everything got really bright ROFL. Bad trip.

Anyway, I almost fainted but I WAS A MAN AND KEPT IT TOGETHER. My backpack also broke and I've had it since freshmen year, now I gotta find another one.

Uh, nothing new has happened...over the week...

I'm thinking of moving accounts though. I8 Eh, I don't know.

Also, I need to finish Anna Karenina really soon. Page 18/730+ WOO. GO ME. Whoever said senior year was a breeze is fucking lying. This shit is evil.

]]> ~Zoomology http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/27192756/ http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/27192756/ Sun, 13 Sep 2009 14:28:29 PDT My parents are yelling at eachother and I heard my mom talking about my dad on the phone

she then yelled at me and told me "that's it, alex. we're getting a divorce."

ughhhhh life why do you suck so bad

]]> ~Zoomology http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/27174452/ http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/27174452/ Sat, 12 Sep 2009 16:47:56 PDT Moving emo journal sob

how is everyone?

I'll reply to comments and pictures soon

]]> ~Zoomology http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/27161546/ http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/27161546/ Sat, 12 Sep 2009 00:25:55 PDT Hey guys, well things have gotten better with school. I think I'll live, haha but I have an update on my uncle.

[link]

I'm reading the comments and...man, it's kind of really hard...to...swallow in.

"Greg is a very caring and loving individual. He wouldn't hurt a fly. I can't even imagine the pain he is going through. He'll have to live with this forever and to ruin his life will not bring Fleming back. Let's try and have a little compassion."

I really. want. to scream. IN ANGER.

Shit, man. He tested positive for drugs, was drunk...

"Do you drive your car on a Sunday morning at 7:28 with booze, pot, ecstacy and cocaine in your system?"

I couldn't agree more with my uncle. RUIN HIS LIFE? HNGDHDSDF. I want to cry, ugh. I remember my father told me he had always imagined him and his brother sitting in Maine as old men, just put-zing around. Ruin HIS LIFE? FUCKING SHIT. YOU DON'T SAY THAT TO A MURDERER. "OH, DON'T RUIN HIS LIFE. HAVE SOME COMPASSION."

NO. JUST, NO! FUCKING SHIT

"In any case, I throw my support behind Greg. He is the one living with this terrible burden for the rest of his life."

OH COME ON. TERRIBLE BURDEN FOR HIM? WHAT ABOUT US, HIS EFFING. FAMILY?! WHAT ABOUT HIS WIFE AND DAUGHTER HE HAD TO LEAVE BEHIND? HIS BROTHERS? OH YEAH I'M SURE HIM BEING DRUGGED UP REALLY COMPARES TO THE PAIN MY DAD'S FAMILY HAD TO, NO, HAS TO GO THROUGH. UGHH I'M SO ANGRY

ugh I just can't think anymore

Maybe I'll write something later but thank you for leaving a comment I hope everyone will see and agree on. ;_;

just

ugh
idk anymore, man. idk


Edit Please take notice the giant, long ass comment that is four paragraphs is mine LAWL

]]> ~Zoomology http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/27120485/ http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/27120485/ Wed, 09 Sep 2009 18:21:24 PDT So all my classes are shitty.

American Government/Economics in the morning is boring as shit. The teacher tells us he wants this class to be excited and starts talking about labour unions. Yes. I'm sure this class will have me ecstatic.

2nd period is "Applied Math 3." Aka the fucking-stupid-math-kid's-class. He even told us "Don't worry, I don't want you to think this is the math...challenged class." Yes. yes it is. I'm angry because if I'm in a math class I want to do something...that's not mind numbing review. The teacher is such a creeper too, he called me "baby" and I was like "OH HELL NO."

3rd is Lifetimes sports. But get this, lifetime sports = actually racket sports. We have one giant PE class (that I took last year) but GUESS WHAT'S NEW THIS YEAR? My school was the only school in the district (or so he said) that didn't require the mile run along with like, push up/sit up WHATEVER. But the school got in trouble SO NOW I NEED TO LEARN TO RUN, DAMN IT I HATE MOVING.

4th is creative writing which is cool. We had to pick an animal that we thought we were most like and it was a tie between porcupine or platypus. I said porcupine in the end.

I haven't written anything in a year, why did I sign up for this class...?

5th is Language Arts which is all good.

6th is graphic arts and shit. The teacher is boring as Hell. I get to look forward to 2 WEEKS

STUDYING

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Now I have two essays due and I'm typing this instead.

I'm working on the sketches really slowly so don't worry. I might not be on this account but if you're sneaky and find my RP accounts feel free to drop me a comment or SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW.

Also, ton of comments and pics to reply to. ugfjhdgg im so slow

]]> ~Zoomology http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/27012895/ http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/27012895/ Fri, 04 Sep 2009 10:41:12 PDT By THIS CULPRIT

Anyway, I have about 4 days left of summer. WOOOO....


A
- Available: FOR AN ADVENTURE?
- Age: Old
- Annoyance: My stomach.
- Allergic: Animals, Birds, Pollen, Tree's, Grass. For Food I'm slightly lactose intolerant (I can't have a glass of milk or I'll get sick but I can have like, cheese and all that.) and I also have allergic reactions to citrus fruits but I eat them anyway. Same with watermelon. -leads a sad life-
- Animal: Bats
- Actor: Uh, crap. UH Samuel L. Jackson because I was scared of snakes being on my plane and someone told me as long as I don't see Samuel L. Jackson on the plane I'd be okay.

B
- Beer: Makes me sick
- Birthday: March
- Best Friend: I have a lot
- Body Part on opposite/same sex: Hair...face?
- Best feeling in the world: "The nicest feeling in the world is to do a good deed anonymously-and have somebody find out." -Oscar Wilde /tehe (I'm such a cheater.)
- Blind or Deaf: Deaf. No music but I'm too crazy to not be able to see, and if I were blind I wouldn't be able to draw.
- Best weather: Rainnnn
- Been in Love: Nah
- Been bitched out?: Yes, haha.
- Been on stage?: Mhm
- Believe in yourself?: Sometimes.
- Believe in life on other planets: Aliens freak me out, ahhh but yeah.
- Believe in miracles: Sure
- Believe in Magic: Maybe -sob-
- Believe in God: Not sure.
- Believe in Satan: Eh, not really.
- Believe in Santa: No
- Believe in Ghosts/spirits: YES, AHHH. My house is haunted.
- Believe in Evolution: Yes

C
- Car: The zombie truck Luca and I are going to build. I: <
- Candy: SWEDISH CHOCOLATE WITH NUTS SOB
- Cake or pie: Uhh, it depends. I don't really eat either.

D
- Day or Night: Night. Nothing happens in the day. :'D
- Dream vehicle: SUPUSHAN FROM HOSHIN ENGI
- Danced: I DON'T DANCE T:
- Dance in the rain?: Yes. When school flooded. xD
- Dance in the middle of the street?: Probably, I don't know.

E
- Eggs: UGH. I HATE EGGS MORE THEN ANYTHING IN THE WORLD. but deviled eggs are nice.
- Eyes: PURPLE?
- Everyone has: internal organs?
- Ever failed a class?: Yes T:

F
- First crush: Probably someone dumb
- Full name: Phanny Poe
- First thoughts waking up: "That was a weird dream." IDK
- Food: I want it.

G
- Greatest Fear: I don't know T: <
- Gum: Uh, anything blue.
- Get along with your parents?: Sometimes.

H
- Hair color: Mine's really nice and soft...?
- Height: NO. SCREW YOU!
- Happy: For the time being.
- Holidays: Summer or Christmas
- How do you want to DAI: is "dai" suppose to be "die"?
- Hate: ladybugs

I
- Idiot: BECAUSE SHE'S IN POLAND AND IT'S BEEN THREE WEEKS AND I MISS MY BBYBOO. ;_;

J
- Jewelry: My weird azn beat bracelets and my jade bat bracelet my mummy gave me a long time ago
- Job: having no job.

K
- Kids: I don't like them but my British cousins I WANT TO KIDNAP. THEY'RE SO CUTE.
- Kickboxing or karate: I used to want to do kick boxing U: < NO KARATE, KUNG FU.
- Keep a journal?: No. I try but it doesn't work.

L
- Longest Car Ride: No idea.
- Love: MY DOGGY JETJETBABYFDG -petting her-
- Letter: A for "ALEX IS AN ASS HOLE"
- Laughed so hard you cried: I was at ~lucabee's house talking to and and Amy (itsintherain) kept saying really funny things. At least I thought it was funny. We were on omeagle and she said people kept telling her to go to bed and she said like "WHO ARE YOU TO TELL ME, CHINA MAN?! /HERMIT emoticon we abuse that's of Flapjack". and then I was watching...something. The Orphan? And I thought this little, old azn came waddling out of the garage with an axe and amy said "THEY WERE THERE TO CUT SUSHI." and I said they left and she said something to the effect of "SEE, THERE WAS NO SUSHI TO CUT." I DON'T KNO... ]]> ~Zoomology http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/26939381/ http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/26939381/ Mon, 31 Aug 2009 15:21:09 PDT I have no classes with my friends. I have to retake 3rd year math (Fuck that shit, I passed that fucking class.) and for some odd reason I didn't get into Japanese (which I passed) and I KIND OF NEED TO TAKE IT TO GRADUATE.

FUCK YOU, SCHOOL.

UGH.

I'M STARTING MY HERMIT LIFE EARLIER.

]]> ~Zoomology http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/26847376/ http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/26847376/ Wed, 26 Aug 2009 23:03:31 PDT A new K-Drama based off what I assume to be a legend about Jeju do.

Long ago, a dutch trading ship crashed into Jeju do. They were treated with the utmost respect until some tried to escape. Then they were several beaten. I:< Sounds romantic, doesn't it?

This drama is based off a manga called "Shipwrecked." The main character is Dutch. The main girl is some innocent native.

Put two and two together and I think you get the picture.

((Btw, Tamna is the kingdom that ruled Jeju do until 1402.))

[link]
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SHOULD I LAUGH?! SHOULD I CRY? I FEEL ASHAMED - I'M SORRY JEJU. BUT THINK OF IT THIS WAY, I CAN MAKE STUPID PARODIES AS I DIE A LITTLE INSIDE.


[link]

GANNA KILL MYSELF HNG

[link]

UGH SHE'S A CHEAP BASTARD TOO. I8< I FEEL REALLY STUPID NOW SOB IFEELINCREATIVEWTF

[link]

fjhghgh

]]> ~Zoomology http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/26741414/ http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/26741414/ Sat, 22 Aug 2009 09:03:27 PDT So, Someone calling me who sounded a lot like one of my close guy friends was shouting "DID YOU EAT MY COW?" Thinking it was my bud Dac, I said "Yes. It kept staring at me so I ate it. It was delicious." And I end up having a casual, very much like when I talk to my friend Dac, conversation and then.

He asked me for my name.

And I realized, with my family in the other room, I was flirting with a prank caller.

But I felt like we had a connection. He said he would walk around with a cow until he found me and I said I would look out for that.

I really wish my phone recorded my calls. I kind of miss him already.


Anyway, tomorrow. I can't sleep. -sob- My aunt is about to finish my sleeves (she didn't do the brown trimming for FOR SOME APPARENT REASON, SHE DIDN'T BRING BACK THE FABRIC THAT I BOUGHT. HM.) so now I gotta improvise for a belt.

And I can't find a backpack. Why don't I have a Hello Kitty one?! What kind of fail, female azn was I as a child?

Stole from my sis/cousin,

Level 1
[x]Sleep in class [ All the time. I've trained myself to fall asleep fairly quickly. ]
[x]Talked in class [ EVERYONE DOES. ]
[x]not seating at your own place in class [ Yes AHAHA ]
[x]Scolded by a teacher [ ]
[x]Litter the classroom [ I have a bad habit of stabbing/digging into my old erasers or the desk and brushing it on the floor. ]
[x]Did not do your homework at least 15 times [ I NEVER DO MY HW, MAN. ]
[x]Submitted your homework late at least 10 times
[ ]Came late for school at least 10 times [ Surprisingly, I'm really OCD about getting to school a half hour before it starts and getting to class before everyone else. ]
[x]brought/wore jewellery to school
[x]did not pay attention in class for at least 60% of the time [ More like 100% ]
[ ]cried out "BO-RINGGG" or "OH MY GOD" to the teacher (or local equivalent) [ -RESPECTFUL TO TEACHERS. SHE LIKES.- ]
[x]plucked a flower/ killed a plant in school
[x]copied other people's homework in desperation [ Every other day xD ]
[x]played a trick on your classmates/teacher.
Total so far: 12

Level 2:
[x]sent for detention class
[ ]late in class
[x]not wearing your school uniform (if you have) properly
[x]shouted at the top of your voice during lesson time
[x]scolding vulgarities in class
[x]spotted hairstyle deemed unacceptable by the school
[ ]used a school facility without school's permission [ I NEVER PEE IN SCHOOL. IT'S CREEPY. ]
[x]played soccer/basketball or any other sports in classroom
[x]singing loudly during lessons
[x]walking around the class aimlessly during lesson time
[x]did not greet the teacher properly
[ ]went to the toilet during lesson time without permission
[ ]played a trick on the teacher during april fools
[ ]used the teacher's table as a rubbish dump
[ ]made yourself a nuisance to the teacher
Total so far: 21

Level 3:
[x]was asked to stay back after school/ break time
[ ]made a fool out of morning assembly
[ ]wasted the school's toilet paper
[ ]sabotaged someone
[x]irritated someone
Total so far: 23

Level 4:
[x]forged your parent's signature
[ ]forged a classmate's signature
[ ]forged a teacher's signature
[ ]made rude remarks to the school cleaners in front of them
[x]flew a paper aeroplane down from the school from at least the fifth storey [ Aeroplane? xDDD; But yes, and I threw eggs. :w ]
Total so far: 25

Level 5:
[x]fiddling with your handphone during lesson time
[x]played with your PSP in school [ Also ds ]
[ ]using school computer to play games without a teacher's permission
[x]listened to an MP3 player in school
[ ]messed with the teacher's pigeon hole
Total so far: 28

Level 6:
[ ]vandalising with school property
[ ]tried to defame your school in public
[x]used the internet to scold teachers
[x]fought with someone in school
[ ]shoplifted in school
Total so far: 30

Level 7:
[x]cheated in a class test [ WHAT WE DO FOR EVERY JAPANESE TEST. ]
[ ]cheated in a school examination
[ ]cheated for your finals
[x]Lied to your teacher
[x]played truancy for hall assemblies/ specific lessons
Total so far: 33

Level 8:
[ ]took drugs in school
[ ]smoked in school
[ ]set fire to something in the school
[ ]locked the teacher out of the classroom
[ ]playe... ]]> ~Zoomology http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/26723060/ http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/26723060/ Thu, 20 Aug 2009 21:27:51 PDT HETALIA MEET THIS WEEKEND. MY HONG KONG COSPLAY WILL BE DONE TOMORROW. ;___; I'M SO EXCITED I COULD PEE MYSELF. LIKE THOSE LITTLE DOGS THAT GET EXCITED REALLY EASILY.

OKAY THAT WAS KIND OF A WEIRD THING TO SAY - BUT I'M SO EXCITED, DAYAAAAAEEEMMMM.

I even went to Uwajimaya and bought bao for this occasion, AHAHA. I have 4 left, ugh. They're so delicious. I don't have a panda backpack -sob- but I'll get something else.

BUT WOOOO -SPINS IN CIRCLES-

I'm bringing my sketch book but it's small and has all my ugly stuff in it. I should go draw something beautiful in it but I'm so lazy...

Uhh, school is on the 4th. I should do my summer work.



WOW I HAVE NOTHING IMPORTANT TO SAY AT ALL. OTL;

---------------------------------

RANDOM QUIZ TO KEEP ME BUSY. STOLEN FROM

8 Facts:

1. I've been sick all week. If I see you at the Hetalia meet touch me at your own risk. Unless I touch you when you're not looking. Then that's punishment for not having CONSTANT VIGILANCE.

2. I feel like something out of YGO - but I value friendship more then anything else in the world.

3. I'M A COMPLETE SISSY. I can't order anything on the phone or in real life cause I'm terrified of people. Wtf.

4. My moods kind of change at the drop of a dime. I have a short temper but most of the time it's usually me just being flustered in a kind of...not very serious way - but if insult any of my friends or pick on them I'll turn into a monster. I: <

5. If I find out anyone near me is good at back massages and willing to give them I will exploit that privilege.

6. I'm a bit of a cry baby. Anything that involves the death of a pet (mostly dogs) I will cry. xD; I cried like, 10 times watching Bolt. Obviously the dog didn't die, but UGH. I DON'T KNOW IT JUST GOT TO ME. If I ever lost my dog(s) I'd go into a spiral of deep, dark depression.

7. I used to have two chickens named Peanut and Falcon. Both were killed by dogs.

8. I'm a terribly uninteresting person.

---------------------------------

Free Sketches
1. - Chunky Song and Mini G, Seattle and ROI
2. - Surprise, OH HO HO
3. - Lian and HK
4.
5. - Prussia and his army of chicks
6. - El Dorado and Atlantis
7. - Fucking and Versailles
8. - Shang HAAAA and Las Vegas (Mafia theme)

]]> ~Zoomology http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/26632364/ http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/26632364/ Sun, 16 Aug 2009 15:59:52 PDT Woot, woot. Just got back from camping with Vegans too. I haven't eaten in two days.

I'm going to go wash off the forest that has soaked into my skin in a second. I haven't drawn much, just a few ugly tegaki entries but hopefully Radiata Stories wont suck me in and I can get all these sketches done and a few others before summer ends.

Free Sketches
1. - Chunky Song and Mini G, Seattle and ROI
2. - Surprise, OH HO HO
3. - Lian and HK
4.
5. - Prussia and his army of chicks
6. - El Dorado and Atlantis
7. - Fucking and Versailles
8. - Shang HAAAA and Las Vegas (Mafia theme)

]]> ~Zoomology http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/26391738/ http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/26391738/ Tue, 04 Aug 2009 22:49:58 PDT I'm not really on DA much anymore and I haven't really felt like drawing anything lately.

I kind of poofed, but I think I'm going to poof for a bit longer. For everyone's sketches, I owe a lot of people art and I promise I'll get to them once my will to draw comes back.

Free Sketches
1. - Chunky Song and Mini G, Seattle and ROI
2. - Surprise, OH HO HO
3. - Lian and HK
4.
5. - Prussia and his army of chicks
6. - El Dorado and Atlantis
7. - Fucking and Versailles
8. - Shang HAAAA and Las Vegas (Mafia theme)
9. Reserved
10.

Anyway, I'm always on msn if you wanna drop a message - I'll also be checking a new rp account (CAN YOU FIND ME? OH HO HO -not that hard to find-) every other day.

Other then that, you might catch me on tegaki as well; making crappy comments for everyone to enjoy.

]]> ~Zoomology http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/26179952/ http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/26179952/ Sat, 25 Jul 2009 22:07:34 PDT Too get that other journal off the page and to distract myself, haha.

I stole this from .

My real name: ALEXANDER
Age: Older then ~ItsintheRain and ~lucabee but younger then ~Kawamire
Natural hair colour: Dark BROWN. It's not black, Luca.
Eye color: Luminous, exciting chestnut iris' to match my lame ass hair.
Glasses/contacts: I have glasses but I don't wear them, hurr.

FAVOURITE:

Colour: Light blue
Band(s): Florence and the Machine, Ludo, Within Temptation, Nightwish...Lame stuff like LMNT on occasion.
Book: Bartimaeus Trilogy (Shut up, I know I'm lame.)
Food: Fettuccine, CORN DOGS, Crab, Kimchi noodle bowls YUM
Flower: I'm lame, I don't know a lot about flowers.
Comic book/graphic novel: Johnny The Homicidal Maniac and Squee! used to be my favorite, right now I'm not so sure.
Cereal: Captain crunch


CAN YOU...

Sing the alphabet backwards: I'd forget what I was doing half way through.
Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes: Yes
Speak any other languages: Took 3 years of Japanese (4th year when I get back to school) but I still suck. )x I can't type Japanese on my computer so I rather not take the effort to find hiragana.
Go a day without food: I don't like to but I've gone much longer without food.
Eat a whole pizza: Is it...smallish?

HAVE YOU EVER...

Snuck out of the house: No )8 I have no REASON TO, I HAVE NO LIFE.
Lied to get out of trouble: Sometimes.
Had a computer crash: Mhm
Seen a shooting star: Yeah
Had a serious surgery: No, but I'm getting my wisdom teeth out soon, I believe. 8( Is that serious?
Solved a rubiks cube: Sadly, I don't think I've ever touched one out of the packaging.
Gone out in public in your pajamas: I'm not sure.
Kissed a random stranger: No.
Hugged a random stranger: Well, at Sakuracon they were the ones who hugged me so.. -too shy to ask for hugs-
Been arrested: NOT YET.
Done drugs: I'm so horribly straight edge it's sad.
Had alcohol: Yes. On my recent birthday my father was like "Alex, how old are you? HERE, TAKE A SWIG OF [WHATEVER BEER HE HAD]" and I kept saying "DAD NO DJFSF" and finally I took a sip and spit it out. Had to brush my teeth afterward to get the nasty taste out.
Sneaked into the opposite sex's bathroom: No.
Swore at your parents: ...Fffyes.
Ran over an animal and killed it: I don't drive.
Had a water balloon fight in winter: No.
Made homemade muffins: I thought that said "lemonaid" muffins, I need to learn to read, but no. Cupcake brownies?
Been to disneyland/disneyworld: I went to Disney land with ~MirielleChan a loooonngg time ago.

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU...

Cried: LASTNIGHTOHHOHO and all of my trip back East.
Saw a movie in a theater: I think it was with Luca...but...I don't remember what...or when...
Had a snow day: March, I think...?
Had a party: In Connecticut. Everyone got drunk but MEEE -wiggles arms-

DO YOU PREFER:

Fruit/vegetables: Fruits.
Black/white: Black.
Lights on/lights off: On.
TV/movie: UGHSNDFJTV?
Pillows/blankets: Pillow. I can sleep without a blanket but NOT WITHOUT A PILLOW.
Chinese food/Mexican food: Chinese, teehee.
Summer/winter: I like cold weather but that means school..
Snow/rain: Rain.
Fog/misty: Fog cause it's scarier to me. D8
Rock/rap: Rock.
Chocolate/vanilla: Vanilla.
Sprinkles/icing: (Cheesecake) Icing.
Cake/pie: OHNOUGHDFJKDGJK I CAN'T PICK.
Strawberries/blueberries: Strawberries.
Ocean/swimming pool: Swimming in an ocean or lake FREAKS ME OUT SO BAD -CRIES- so pools.
Cookies/muffins: Cookies.
Wallet/pocket: Pockets, I never use my wallet.
Window/door: Window, more fun to go through.
Cat/dog: Dogs.
Clouds/clear sky: Either is fine.
Questions/Answers: Answers.
War/Peace: Peeeaccee, guyyysss.

I...

Am: tired.
Want: to draw.
Need: to do something with my life.
Love: my horrible need to be around people.
Hate: waiting.
Feel: lost.
Miss: being a kid.
Am annoyed by: myself being impatient.
Am tired of: being short.
Will always: be short anyway.

MISCELLANEOUS:

How much money do you have right now: 20 dollars...
Are you hungry right now: I always am.
What are you doing right now: This quiz, breathing, blinking, typing.
What ar... ]]> ~Zoomology http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/26173767/ http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/26173767/ Sat, 25 Jul 2009 16:01:01 PDT I get back from camping AND GUESS WHAT?

MY LAST GRANDPARENT HAS A BRAIN ANEURYSM FFF -shakes fist at the sky-

I don't know the details but if she leaves, that's 3 relatives in a month.

Man, summer sucks hairy balls.

Edit: My mother just told me she had a brain aneurysm, but since we were gone we're not sure if she is actually alive. My mother refuses to answer any phone calls from the family, so I'm not sure what's going on anymore. I honestly don't know how to feel. I feel like I'm too tired. I've shed so many tears this month I can't shed anymore. But then again, I never knew my grandmother too well and my mother never got along with her anyhow. OTL; -sigh- I just don't know anymore.

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And tricked me -sob- She didn't tell me if I asked for a sketch request I had to do them.

I'm pretty damn slow so give me time to do them. -claws at screen- If I'm being super super slow feel free to remind me.

1. - Chunky Song and Mini G
2. Reserved for
3. - Lian and HK
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To-Do:
-Finish art trade with

]]> ~Zoomology http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/25975829/ http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/25975829/ Thu, 16 Jul 2009 00:18:43 PDT WELL THAT WAS A TRAUMATIC TRIP.

I tried to suppress as much as possible but on the second night, I had to sleep in the garage (or "studio" as some prefer to have it be called.) for the first time, where I stayed the rest of the trip, and the walls are pretty much windows. I ended up staring into the forest the whole night trying to see if the Blair Witch or anything to that effect was coming out of there to get me. My parents got in a huge ass fight too, there were tears.

I woke up around 4am due to the temperature being around 43F and all I had was two thin blankets. E_E I couldn't go back to sleep and ended up playing Digimon until everyone else woke up.

At my uncle's memorial it was JAM PACKED. People were streaming out of the church because they wouldn't fit, haha. It's really weird, it feels like it was all some weird, really bad trip - I still can't believe both my uncle and grandpa are gone.

On the 2nd to last day my two 2nd cousins came by. THEY ARE SO CUTE, HOLY SHIT I WANT TO KIDNAP THEM SO BADLY. Both had British accents and were SO POLITE. One was named Francis, I tried my best not to call him France. (He had the same hair and everything.)

The youngest 2nd cousin was like, 6 and he kept slapping me on the butt so I had to give him a lecture about sexual harassment but i don't think it got through to him. Then the neighbor kid took my phone and wouldn't leave me alone. I was nice at first but I ended up being kind of rude because he was pissing me off. little punk shot me in the fucking foot with a nerf gun or something? Like a bebe gun but the bullets aren't as hard, they're like...plastic IDK IT HURT - but he shot it a few inches from my fucking foot so it began to bleed immediately then shot me in the fucking arm. E_E My little cousin who's 8 from New Zealand was there and I told him I'd rip his face off if he shot at her. /SO MEAN WHAT THE HELL I HATE LITTLE BOYS. Who aren't my cute British cousins

ANYWAY WAY I haven't slept or eaten for 5 days, I don't know whats going on anymore.

OH but I got my great grandfather's pocket watch (I collected pocket watches, wtf) and SWORD. HOHOHOHO~

GOD I AM SO HAPPY TO SLEEP IN AN ACTUAL BED WITH PILLOWS AND BLANKETS AND NO ANTS FFFGJDK

]]> ~Zoomology http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/25807603/ http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/25807603/ Tue, 07 Jul 2009 23:05:30 PDT Alright, so this Thursday night I will be leaving for the East coast for my uncle's memorial. Holy shit - there will be over 100 people. @_@ They're currently looking for a bigger church to hold the memorial in, haha.

Anyway, I'll be gone for about 6ish days - I'll still have msn on my phone but I don't know if I'll have internet access.

Fff I'm kind of nervous about going back. We were supposed to go in 2 weeks but due to some circumstances it had to be pushed forward. It feels like I'd be a lot stronger (fft im so cheesy) and wouldn't be as prone to start sobbing if it had been two weeks but oh well.

I'm also kind of nervous about going because with adults I can be anti-social and play game boy, but my little cousin will be there and DEAR LORD. last time I went she spent every waking moment with me and to be perfectly honest, I do not like children. ;_; On vacation I am a selfish bitch who likes to spend time alone playing video games, especially at a time like this.

Ugh, I'll just pretend to sleep in late a lot or something. Say I'm going for a walk and get "lost" - except the forest behind my haunted grandmother's house (where we'll be staying, OH GOD.) is like something from the Blair Witch project.

Oh well, haha. OTL Anyway, I'll be online all day tomorrow so I'll reply to messages and such.

thank you everyone for taking the time to comment on my entry the other day, it really means a lot you me. You're all so sweet, haha ;_; Really, I feel like I can't show my appreciation for you all but thank you. thank you all so much

Anyway, back to watching Aladdin at Luca's house, haha. <3

]]> ~Zoomology http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/25754057/ http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/25754057/ Sun, 05 Jul 2009 13:19:08 PDT NO ONE WILL TAKE ME TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM FOR MY JAW LOCK

AND GUESS WHAT

MY UNCLE IS FUCKING DEAD NOW

FUCK MY LIFE EVERY TIME I LEAVE MY HOUSE SOMEONE IN THIS FAMILY DIES

HGN GOING TO GO SHOOT MYSELF IN THE FACE HNGHGNGHNGHNG

]]> ~Zoomology http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/25721291/ http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/25721291/ Fri, 03 Jul 2009 18:14:14 PDT
Before the quiz: [link] this, [link] (For more adorable: [link]) and [link] are amazing xD


Stole from cause I'm lame. D: [link] Here's the link to take it.

Your best friend is

You have a crush on (I smell a drama...)

You hate

You get bullied by (Yet he's my best friend and I have a crush on him...)

You are scared of (Is this even possible? LOLANIKI/LUCA I'M SCARED OF YOU)

You go out with for 5 seconds

You get a confession from

You get in a fist fight with (Well I'm dead LOL)

You had a one night stand with

Your first boyfriend is (Okay, I'm 4' 10.5'' and around 100 pounds. Now, how the hell do I end up with the manliest man of Hetalia?)

Everybody graduates but (Probably for shooting someone...)

You marry (Yet I hate him. MORE DRAMA.)

Your first kid name is Chelsea

You get in a dispute with

You get out of the dispute with the help of

You have an affair with (Revenge for bullying me, Sweden, you ass. I: < )

You get caught by

The chances of them telling
37%


Your husband finds out about the a... ]]> ~Zoomology http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/25715278/ http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/25715278/ Fri, 03 Jul 2009 12:19:01 PDT So after I got my filling, my jaw has been prone to lock in the morning (I've had random jaw locks for awhile now, should probably get that checked) which lasted for about a half an hour before fixing itself but on Wednesday I woke up with it like "AHAHA OKAY this is normal." BUT IT NEVER WENT AWAY.

IT'S NOW FRIDAY AND IT HAS YET TO GO AWAY.

Balls so my parents said they'd take me to the emergency room today so I get ready (even put pants on D: wtf) and I wait for my dad to get home. Before he gets home, my mom comes by and said it's because of the filling and we'd go to the dentist. BUT WAIT. DENTIST ISN'T OPEN ON FRIDAY AND TOMORROW IS JULY 4TH - SO WE'RE GOING ON MONDAY.

My dad finally gets home an hour late and I'm like "So I'm not going to the emergency room?"
and he gives me this clueless "LOLWOT" face and says "What?"

DAD YOU FORGOT TO TAKE YOUR DAUGHTER TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM?!?! BALLS, MAN. HNG <--NEEDS ANGRY PIKACHU EMOTICON

so now I'm ready to leap out this window. I can barely open it wide enough to eat a really flat sandwich. I GUESS I CAN LIVE OFF OF POWER BARS OR SOMETHING...

MAN THIS SUMMER IS STARTING OFF BAD, LOL.

]]> ~Zoomology http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/25566900/ http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/25566900/ Fri, 26 Jun 2009 12:44:17 PDT So my grandpa died yesterday. I: I was at a party and my parents didn't want to ruin my time so they didn't call.

My dad and I want to leave for Maine tonight or tomorrow morning but we don't have the money.

OOH LIFE

I can tell this is ganna be a good summer. I:

[x]fillings
[ ] summer school?
[ ] getting killed for failing chemistry
[x] grandpa dying
[x] BEING TOO POOR TO GO TO JAPAN AFTER ALL

What else is on my to do list?

Anyway, to the man who lived on the beaches of Maine,

to the hermit who washed his face every morning in blackened water,

to the man who took in stray dogs and named them Sawd every single time,

to the man who still drew even when he could barely keep his hands straight,

to the man who said to the doctor "just take me out back and shoot me. I:< "

and to the man who was the reason I kept drawing even when everything I put on paper was shit,

Bye gramps.

I'll miss you and your drunk ranting.

And when you made me watch 'Family Feud' for about 5 hours with you because we both hate socializing.

I'll miss you, you crazy old man.




god, im sorry i keep spamming you guys with journals.

]]> ~Zoomology http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/25535277/ http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/25535277/ Thu, 25 Jun 2009 09:20:45 PDT Okay so I'm at ~lucabee's house but I CAN'T FIND HER.

HER HOUSE IS MAKING NOISES, HNNGGG. DID I EAT HER IN MY SLEEP? I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T WANT TO MOVE. I: < SO I'LL DO THIS WHILE I WAIT FOR HER TO REAPPEAR.


// RULES: Go to google and type in your first name and the phrase. Copy and paste the first sentence/phrase you get that makes sense. Tag 3 friends. Please be mature and use you REAL 1st name. //

My real name is boring, but I'll use both. I: First is "Poe" then "Alex"

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: Show your support for Poe needs friends ((HEAR THAT, SOMEONE FIND LUCA.))

Chaotic Adventures of Alex: Alex Needs...
Mar 5, 2009 ... Alex needs more than just a rat trap for this vermin

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: Happy Hordak Day! : Poe Ghostal's Points of Articulation ((WTF IS THIS ;_; )/alex looks like hes peeing pictures from massachusetts photos on ...

I TOLD HIM NOT TO POST THOSE. Apparently, I am a man too in those.

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: Councilman Shoots at Thieves | poe, says, son - Local News - WTVC ... (oh no, run.)

Alex says...
Alex says... Hi, I'm Alex. I'm 26 and I live in Guelph, Ontario. I'm the Community Director for Well.ca. I like: Nintendo, clothes, bad tv, and wasting time (Dear god, My future?)

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:

A: Mr. Poe Wants You to Know What Megan Seling Wants You to Know ..((MR. I: ))

List of The Secret World of Alex Mack episodes - Wikipedia, the ... ((UGH, BLOWING MY COVER AS BOTH A MAN AND TELEVISION ACTOR.))

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:

A: What does POE stand for? (Well if that doesn't make me question my existence this early in the morning, i don't know what will.)

YouTube - Alex does a coke bomb. ((Fuck yeah, go watch me on youtube.))

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A:In the Dog House « karen spears zacharias — author/journalist ((wtf, well thats boring.))

the ramblings and nocturnal desires of alex|hates ((okay that sounds more like me.)

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: Poe asks constituents to sign petition supporting impeachment ...((....I: ))

ALEX ASKS $10000 BONUS.; Star Twirler Also Asserts Cubs Must Pay ... ((Well that sounds embarrassing xD; ))

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: Poe Goes Pop: 'Nevermore' soars in a stunning debut at Signature ... ((BORING))

Alex goes to Thailand ((Oh, sounds fun.))

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search:
A: Videos David Poe likes on Vimeo ((wtf, boring.))

Gay Parent magazine
My partner adores Alex and Alex adores him. What is Alex like? Alex will be three in June. I didn't experience the “terrible twos. .. ((OH COME ON I: < EFFING LAME, LOL.))

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search:
A: New York - Fork in the Road - Our Man Sietsema Channels Poe, Eats Pho

[link]

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search:
A: Pope Wears Prada, And Italy's Abuzz

YouTube - Alex wears heels. And is Cowboy Pimp. ((WELL THEN))

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search:
A: POE News: 'Arrested Development'' Finds Home Online, on Hi-Def TV ...

YouTube - Alex Jones arrested for asking a question! - InfoDebug.com

OH HEY THERE'S LUCA

]]> ~Zoomology http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/25380056/ http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/25380056/ Wed, 17 Jun 2009 18:53:10 PDT
I saw *Kaede-chama do this and I was going to steal it, but then saw ~Mekimek do it SO I MIGHT AS WELL AS I AVOID DOING WORK.


【Artist Baton】

◆Your name?
Alex

◆If possible, your age?
OLDUGHIDONTWANNASAY

◆When did you start drawing?
When I went beach camping when I was like, 7? 10? When I was a wee one. I was really bored, only had a note book, pen and a Sailor Moon manga. I: < Combine those three things and what do you get?

◆Which hand do you use for drawing?
Right

◆Which is easier to draw - male or female?
Uhh, for me males cause about 99.9% of my characters are men. However, if you mean "manly" men then I'm afraid you must seek them elsewhere.

But for some odd reason I love drawing hips. I:<

◆Which is easier to draw - long hair or short hair?
Long hair, haha. It "conveniently" covers certain things like shoulders. Also, it's a lot more fun to draw.

◆Is it easier to draw the head facing towards the right or the left?
The left because I'm right handed, haha. Drawing people facing the right turn out very ugly.

◆Is it easier to draw the side view of the face or the front view?
Balls, I don't like either, haha. Um, full FRONTAL VIEW.

◆What do you have problems in drawing?
Everything

◆What do you like to draw?
Mainly OC's because I suck at fan art. People. I can't draw animals FOR SHATTTTTT. or anything really, but that's a different story.

◆Are you a traditional artist or a digital artist?
-I really, REALLY love traditional art. I love copics, pens, coloured pencils, but sadly I SUCK. BALLS AT DRAWING ON PAPER - so digital, haha.

◆Where do you start drawing from?
I start with circle sketches but I never end up following them, but mainly I start with the chin, more of the face then the eyes or eyes, chin then the rest of the face.

◆What is your drawing habit that you are aware of?
When I draw on paper, I get super close to the page. looks like I'm drawing to make out with it.

◆Any tips for coloring/shading?
I can't colour or shade, you're asking the wrong person. OTL

◆How long does it take to finish a piece of art?
I never really do finished pieces, just doodles, haha. But either way I'm VERY SLOW because I need everything to be perfect even though I'm usually never satisfied with the piece. On Tegaki, I outline (make the lines perfect agahsd I: <, do a solid colour while fixing up lines, then do opacity, then end up outlining all over again. Right now I'm working on a picture for my HK account on APHOCA and BALL SACK - IT'S TAKEN OVER 3 FUCKING HOURS AND I'M NOT EVEN CLOSE TO BEING DONE.

◆What music do you listen to while you draw?
I always listen to fruity stuff, ughhh

◆How long does it take you to come up with an idea?
Most of my stuff is just doodles so, uhh....haha I don't know.

◆Your favorite drawing utensils?
My paper stuff is actually really bad, it's kind of weird. So I mainly use my tablet. -strokes it like an old man strokes a child-

◆Your favorite color/the color that you use a lot?
My favorite colour is blue but I just sketch (and by "sketch" I mean circles, haha.) in blue and draw in black.

◆Your favorite style(s)?
UGH so many. ;_;

◆What kind of artist are you aiming for?
I've wanted to be a comic artist all my life but I'm pretty sure that wont happen, haha. Just to be satisfied with my style and be able to do commissions some day to get extra money.

◆Thank you.
Now please fill in the next columns by writing the names of the artists that match the criteria.
Artists tagged must fill in this baton.

CRAP, I DON'T KNOW THIS MANY PEOPLE.

Cool：~MammaSass
Cute：~Merkyuu
Stylish：~lucabee
Unique：~MammaSass ~Zoomology http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/25359470/ http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/25359470/ Tue, 16 Jun 2009 19:00:25 PDT GUESS WHO'S GOING TO JAPAN NEXT YEAR?

I AM


EVEN IF IT'S A YEAR AWAY DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN I'M SO HAPPY

DOING A QUIZ I TOOK FROM ~Harlequinclown TO TRY AND CALM DOWN




[ ] smoked.
[x] consumed alcohol. (GOT DRUNK WHEN I WAS A LITTLE KID CAUSE DAD WASN'T WATCHING HIS BEER. |: )
[X] slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex.
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex.
[ ] kissed someone of the same sex.
[ ] had sex.
[x] had someone in your room other than family.
[ ] watched porn
[ ] bought porn.
[ ] tried drugs.
TOTAL: 4

[x] taken painkillers.
[ ] taken someone else's prescription medicine.
[x] lied to your parents.
[x] lied to a friend.
[ ] snuck out of the house.
[x] done something illegal.
[x] felt hurt.
[x] hurt someone.
[x] wished someone to die.
[x] seen someone die. (Well, DYING)
TOTAL: 12 (ADDING THEM UP FROM PREVIOUS ONES K? K)

[x] missed curfew.
[x] stayed out all night.
[x] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
[x] been to a therapist.
[ ] received a ticket
[ ] been to rehab
[x] dyed your hair.
[x] been in an accident.
[ ] been to a club.
[ ] been to a bar
TOTAL: 18

[x] been to a wild party. (Apples to Apples and seances. Fuck yeah.)
[ ] been to a Mardi Gras parade.
[ ] drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night.
[ ] had a spring break in Florida.
[ ] sniffed anything (WELL WE SMELL EVERY DAY-HURR)
[x] wore black nail polish
[x] wore arm bands.
[x] wore t-shirts with band names.
[x] listened to rap.
[ ] owned a 50 Cent CD.
TOTAL: 23

[x] dressed gothic.
[x] dressed girly.
[x] dressed punk.
[ ] dressed grunge.
[x] stole something. (I stole candy once when I was a little kid ): (
[ ] been too drunk to remember anything.
[ ] blacked out.
[ ] fainted.
[ ] had a crush on a neighbor.
TOTAL: 27

[x] had a crush on a friend.
[x] been to a concert.
[ ] dry-humped someone.
[ ] been called a slut. (I HOPE NOT T: <
[x] called someone a slut.
[ ] installed speakers in a car.
[x] broken a mirror.
[ ] showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
[x] brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush
TOTAL: 32

[ ] considered Ludacris your favorite rapper.
[x] seen an R-rated movie in theater.
[ ] cruised on mail.
[x] skipped school.
[x] had surgery.
[x] had an injury.
[ ] gone to court.
[ ] walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping.
[x] caught something on fire. (I used to light the trashcan on fire when I was a little kid. I'd use lint from the dryer to start it...D: DEAR GOD WHAT WAS WRONG WITH ME?)
[x] lied about your age.
TOTAL: 38

[ ] owned/rented an apartment/house.
[x] broke the law in the police's presence.
[ ] made out with someone who had a gf/bf
[ ] got in trouble with the police.
[x] talked to a stranger.
[x] hugged a stranger.
[ ] kissed a stranger.
[x] rode in the car with a stranger.
[x] been harassed.
[x] been verbally harassed.
TOTAL: 44

[x] met face-to-face with someone you met online.
[x] stayed online for 5+ hours straight.
[x] talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight.
[x] watched TV for 5 hours straight. (GURREN LAGANN, BACCANO! MARATHONS AND SOON TO BE BOYS BEFORE FLOWERS MARATHONNN)
[x] been to a fair.
[x] been called a bad influence.
[ ] drank and drove.
[x] prank-called someone.
[x] laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex.
[x] cheated on a test.
TOTAL: 53


If You Have Less Than 10.. write [I'm a Goody Goody]
If You Have More Than 10.. write [I'm still a goody goody]
If You Have more Than 20..write [I'm average]
If You Have More Than 30..write [I'm a bad kid]
If You have more than 40..write [I'm a very bad influence]
If You Have more than 50..write [I'm a horrible person]
If You Have more than 60..write [I should be in jail]
If You Have more than 70..Write [I should be dead]

W-WHAT...I'M HORRIBLE?

]]> ~Zoomology http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/25242030/ http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/25242030/ Wed, 10 Jun 2009 18:48:01 PDT OKAY LOL I'm talking to ~Kawamire and I realized how angry I was last night.

BITCH RANT AHEAD

Pike Place, a huge tourist attraction in Seattle, is an open market place and a tradition is to throw fish.

What does Peta do instead of USE THEIR TIME WISELY to save some puppies? They say THROWING THE FISH IS CRUEL. UM. I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU PETA, BUT THEY'RE DEAD FISH. Apparently though, Peta see's fish as:

"fish are intelligent, sensitive animals who deserve better than to be torn from their ocean homes, only to have their corpses used as toys at a convention of veterinarians." ([link])

...Yes, Yes, Peta. They're....they're...very...sens...si....tive

[link]

I...I can't tell. Is this a joke? Or are they being serious?

Honest to God, I cannot fucking tell if that article is serious.

Kittens. Kittens compared to fish. I...I really can't express my anger right now, LOL. SEA. FUCKING. KITTENS.



Edit: ugh, deleted this part rofl.;_; not really big rant part but WHATEVER.




I'M GETTING OFF TOPIC, WTF WHYAMITALKINGTOMSYRYERRG

MY POINT IS: PETA.

THEY'RE DEAD FUCKING FISH. @___@ PLEASE DO SOMETHING ELSE WITH YOUR TIME LIKE SAVE A WHALE.

IF YOU'RE OFFENDED BY THIS, IDK THEN. xD

]]> ~Zoomology http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/24944469/ http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/24944469/ Mon, 25 May 2009 14:21:06 PDT
[link]

Log in if you lack a Nicovideo account:

Zoomology@hotmail.com
password: tokidoki

((LOL DON'T GO SCREWING AROUND IN MY ACCOUNT, GUYS. ))

or youtube (but it lags like crazy and isn't remotely as wonderful as Nicovdeo link): [link]

BEST VIDEO IN THE WORLD? Y/Y?

Also, look! Asians dancing on rainbows! [link] Luca, you like fruity things. xD

If that doesn't make your day, I don't know what will.

(Also, this is pretty rad too: [link])

]]> ~Zoomology http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/24908560/ http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/24908560/ Sat, 23 May 2009 14:01:12 PDT I was tempted to do this before but was like "NAH, USA IS KIND OF LAME." But then I got tagged by SO LET'S SEE WHAT I CAN COME UP WITH.

Rules:
01 Promote your own country using a video from youtube(or something)
02 Say something about it
03 Tag 4 people(not including your fellow countrymen)
04 No offensive videos or comments please
05 Copy and Paste these rules too


[link]

[link]

Pike Place is an awesome place. If you ever come to Seattle, you gotta go there. There's tons to look at and occasionally there are, not really "huge", but events like the pillow fight. Zombie Fest here seems pretty kick ass too, but I'm always too shy to go. xD

Uh, what else? It doesn't actual rain here as much as everyone thinks. Well, at least I don't think it does. I don't carry and umbrella and rarely have a hooded sweater/jacket and I'm fine.

UH, WE HAVE UNDERGROUND SEATTLE. THAT WILL SCARE YOU, HAHAHA.

More like promoting my city, haha. T_T;;

I don't know many people outside the US, so I can't really tag anyone...Poop. -fail-

Tag:
(Canada), (Brazil BUT YOU NEVER SIGN ON. -cries-)...DO...DO I KNOW ANYONE ELSE....FROM ANOTHER COUNTRY I'M NOT AWARE OF? -FAIL FAIL-

]]> ~Zoomology http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/24826625/ http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/24826625/ Mon, 18 May 2009 17:07:25 PDT A black bear was spotted on 110th in Greenwood, I'm on 112th. xD

WRY DO I FIND THIS SO AMUSING?





...Why do I never have real updates?

]]> ~Zoomology http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/24676862/ http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/24676862/ Sat, 09 May 2009 22:11:22 PDT HELLO INSOMNIA, IT'S BEEN AWHILE HASN'T IT?

-ROCKS BACK AND FORTH-

READ EVERYTHING BEFORE YOU WATCH THESE VIDEOS OMFG SPAT IM SO SORRY BBY




[link]

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[BLOOD TEA AND RED STRING © 2005 is a handmade stop-motion fairy tale for adults.

Thirteen years in the making, Christiane Cegavske's dialogue free film tells the tale of the struggle between the aristocratic White Mice and the rustic Creatures Who Dwell Under the Oak over the doll of their heart's desire.

The Mice commission the Oak Dwellers to create a beautiful doll for them. When she is complete, the Creatures fall in love with her and refuse to give her up. Resorting to thievery the Mice abscond with her in the middle of the night.

Meet fantastical creatures and view dazzling scenery as the Creatures Who Dwell Under the Oak journey through this mystical land to reclaim their love. See the mice descend into debauchery as they become drunk on blood tea! See what happens when the Oak Dwellers eat the yellow fruit!

A heart rending musical score that was composed and performed by Mark Growden accompanies this disturbing and wondrous adventure.]





IF YOU'RE LIKE ME AND LIKE TO CRY YOURSELF TO SLEEP AT NIGHT ATTEMPTING TO SUPPRESS THE MEMORIES OF VIDEOS LIKE THIS YOU'LL ENJOY THESE.

IF MOVING DOLLS IN THE SHAPES OF ANIMALS DANCING WITH A DOLL WITH A HUMAN FACE THAT REMINDS ME OF THE GRUDGE OR A COMBINATION OF HOLOCAUST MOVIES SCARE THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS OUT OF YOU

DON'T

WATCH IT.

BUT WHEN SOMEONE TELLS ME NOT TO DO SOMETHING, I DO IT ANYWAY.

SO ANY WAY

YOU'RE SCREWED.

I NEED SO MUCH THERAPYYYY BAHFDKGKJFGG
DGG
G
GG

FF
FF
FF

WHY AM I POSTING THIS VIDEO SDFHJS


in other news, who heard about the guy in Russia with the fir tree in his lung?

]]> ~Zoomology http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/24518573/ http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/24518573/ Thu, 30 Apr 2009 17:41:14 PDT OKAY SO I'm grounded for having shitty grades. I: Who didn't see that coming? Anyway, I got three hours which is spent mostly drawing and rping but you can catch me on MSN (I use my phone) almost 24/7 SO OH HO HO. Things could be worse.

I have so many messages to reply to. BEAR WITH ME, LOL. ;_;


Stole from =TwilightToaster

1. Reαl nαme → Alex
2. Nicknαme(s)→ Poe, Alexander, Shimon
3. Zodiαc sign → Pisces -swim swim-
4. Sex → TO BE DETERMINED.
5. Elementαry → Catholic Private school, LOL.
6. Middle School → Same Catholic Private school.
7. High School → Public, NHS
8. Hαir color → Brown, psh.
9. Long or short → Long
10. Loud or Quiet → IT DEPENDS. At school I'm usually quiet but with friends I kind of get carried away...
11. Sweαts or Jeαns → Jeans
12. Phone or Camerα → Phone with camera. -genius-
13. Heαlth freαk → Nooo, haha. My metabolism is insanely fast. I get 24/7 but I weigh 103 pounds, HURRR. ((Guess my height, It's under 5' and I'VE SHRUNK, WTF.))
14. Drink or Smoke? → I DRINK LIQUIDS SUCH AS WATER, DR. PEPPER AND JUICE.
15. Do you hαve α crush on someone? → ......
16. Eαt or Drink → I enjoy both..
17. Piercings → Earss.
18. Tαttoos → Noooo

HAVE YOU EVER?
19. Been in αn αirplαne → Yeah, there were no snakes. ): The flight attendant didn't lie. (This time
20. Been in α relαtionship → Kind of.
21. Been in α cαr αccident → Yeah xD
22. Been in α fist fight → NO ROFL -wuss-

FIRSTS:
23. First piercing → Ears
24. First best friend → Madison, hurrr.
25. First αward → Like, 8th grade for...something. Not getting a D in a class?
26. First crush → Oh god, probably something dumb like someone from a show.
28. First big vαcαtion → Don't remember.

LASTS:
29. Lαst person you tαlked to → Lucabee
30. Lαst person you texted → Lucabee
31. Lαst person you wαtched α movie with → ....Luca...
32. Lαst food you αte → Captain Crunch
33. Lαst movie you wαtched → Haunting in Connecticut xD
35. Lαst thing you bought → No idea.
36. Lαst person you hugged → Nicole, but she hugged me first. I just kind of stood there like

FAVES:
37. Food → FETTUCCINE ;+;
38. Drinks → Dr. pepper plz
39. Clothing -- Booty shorts xD;;
40. Book → GOOD OMENS or Bartimaeus Trilogy
41. Music → Too manyyy.
42. Flower → Ones that don't make me sneeze.
43. Colors → Light Blue
44. Movies → Cats don't dance.
45. Positions → .......
46. Subjects → History (And anyone who says because of Hetalia I'll punch you in your face. -wanted to be a historian BEFORE Hetalia, damn it.

Ever? Y=yes X=No
47. [x] kissed in the snow...
48. [y] celebrated Hαlloween
49. [x] hαd your heαrt broken
50. [x] went over the minutes on your cell phone
51. [y] someone questioned your sexuαl orientαtion
52. [x] cαme out of the closet
53. [x] gotten pregnαnt
54. [x] hαd αn αbortion
55. [y] done something you've regretted
56. [y] broke α promise
57. [y] hid α secret
58. [y] pretended to be happy
59. [y] met someone who chαnged your life
60. [y] pretended to be sick
61. [x] left the country
62. [y] tried something you normαlly wouldn't try αnd liked it
63. [y] cried over the silliest thing
64. [y] rαn α mile
65. [x] went to the beαch with your best friend
66. [y] stÎ... ]]> ~Zoomology http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/24197034/ http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/24197034/ Sun, 12 Apr 2009 20:22:27 PDT oh god I am sore. and I am starving. xD Seriously, I haven't eaten in so long -going to die-

Sakuracon is fun so far. I saw Prussia smoking. It was pretty awesome.

I'm replying to messages now (over 50, oh god.) and when I return to home base (aka not Luca's house) I'll comment on deviations along with fix my journal so icon family shows along with homies, etc. xD

Taken from

Now, the meme. Comment here and:
1. I'll respond with something random about you.
2. I'll tell you which song or movie you remind me of.
3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle you in.
4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me.
5. I'll tell you my first memory of you.
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7. I'll ask you something I've always wondered about you.
8. I'll tell you my favorite thing about you.
9. I'll tell you my least favorite thing about you.
10. If you play, you MUST post this on yours.

Psh, question number 9 is ridiculous. Instead, give me some complete random question I'll answer about you or you can ask me something, HOHO.

Edit Sakura-con was pretty freakin' sweet. I was satisfied.

I went with ~lucabee (Undertaker from Kuroshitsuji) ,=flourishart (Sebastian from Kuroshitsuji and Suzaku from Code Geass),~snapcrackleBANG, and ~nazo-nazo.



[link] If you saw this pink thing running around, that was me. I was missing my hat so I used Harley's BABY SISTER'S panda hat we stole from her. I'm a horrible person, I know. The girl next to me is ~snapcrackleBANG as, wait for it - a moose. Her mustache is named Pistachio. I bought a hat we named Madam, and together they created Madam Pistachio. xD

I met =kisukaite thanks to my lovely wife, =EliciaElric. We also (and by "We" I meant Luca who I made run to talk to) saw *pie-is-i a couple of times. (Oh god I feel like such a creepy stalker...) I also saw ~MirielleChan and her bud's =mei-wei and ~MammaSass but we didn't really get to talk much, baw. ;_;

We went to the APH photo shoot and saw so many cute people. The two Prussia's were so awesome, I wanted to kidnap them along with an ADORABLE Sealand. -cries- AND I SAW PRUSSIA SMOKING, HOHO. SO BAD ASS.

Other pics:

[link]
[link]

Luca will upload (better) more later when she's not cowering in fear from a spider.

Nicole (Moose), you never come on dev so you can't yell at me for posting pics.

You can though, Harley. xD

]]> ~Zoomology http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/24151753/ http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/24151753/ Thu, 09 Apr 2009 17:44:57 PDT I want to draw on tegaki but luca's comp is so ridiculous.

Someone made fun of my club in the school newspaper too. I will find them. I: < And I will punch them in the stomach.

Most of my RL friends on here know my club, Apocalyptic Survival Strategies (ASS). It's really just a joke club where we (are suppose to) watch scary movies but mainly it's just my friends and I chilling, pretending we're doing something.

So some jerk made fun of us in the school news paper I: < Something about logging club? (Like lumber jacks xD) And he said "There's an Apocalyptic Survival Strategies club, so get off my back." or SOMETHING LAME. I hear people saying crap about the club too and making fun of us. xD I mean, come on PEOPLE. ;___; DO YOU THINK WE REALLY GO AROUND PRETENDING TO HUNT VAMPIRES AND WEREWOLVES? It kind of ruins my self-esteem hearing people say shit about a club that's clearly just a bunch of friends having a few laughs. I DON'T KNOW, WHAT AM I SAYING?

Also, Luca your comp. I HATE IT.

This weekend is Sakuracon. ;_; yay. I really wanna just hang out on tegaki but oh well. I must dive into the crowds and flail about.

]]> ~Zoomology http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/24107779/ http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/24107779/ Tue, 07 Apr 2009 08:06:21 PDT OH NO.

AGAGAGAG.

I lost my art project, but I don't know where. ಠ_ಠ (I guess that's the point of being "lost".) I remember I put it in a tube on Friday in art, but I don't remember if I left it on the bus or not - and my friend who I take the bus with doesn't remember either. I can't find it in my house, damn it! There's not a lot of places to look either! ;_; I spent a week on it in class since I draw really slowly, I'M SO LAZY I DON'T WANT TO START OVER. -sob- (I also lost my glasses. HAHAHA.)

In other news, Sakuracon is coming up. ;w; I have a huge ass zit on my nose, AHHAHA. GO AWAY, ZIT. YOU ARE NOT WANTED. Also, I know you'll read this in the morning so wor

Oh man, I also have a ton of messages/art I have to reply/comment on. Why do I wait weeks before I reply to messages? I'll get to them eventually. ;___;

Tegaki is so addicting but I'm so shy on it, HOHO. -NEEDS TO BE SOCIAL AND MAKE SOME FWENDS-

And before I go, I'm attempting to learn Portuguese. When I say it out loud I sound like a complete idiot. xD; Since no one I know in real life speaks it, I'll just have to start saying Port. to you guys. (That way people who actually speak it don't backhand me for ruining their language. Unless they're...around at the time.) Hohoho. Oh, Alex. You silly, yet genius, girl, you.

Wow, I write about random things, huuurr.



ANYONE NOTICE MY ICON? ROFL IT'S SO CUTE. =PARA-island MADE IT AND =RabiBear ANIMATED IT. BAAHH, YOU GUYS ARE TOO NICE. ;_; -will post icon family and homies later-

]]> ~Zoomology http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/23926254/ http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/23926254/ Fri, 27 Mar 2009 23:18:55 PDT I BLAME FOR SHOWING ME SUPERBOOK.

I went to a Catholic school for over 8 years (though I'm not religious. And we did too have nuns, Harley. They hit us with rulers.) so I was curious to see some episodes of the show.

I

AM

OUTRAGED! LOL THEY'RE DOIN' IT WRONNGGG

so now before I go to bed I'm reading the bible stories of the episodes I watched to point OF EVERYTHING THEY DID WRONG.

Anyway, it's spring break. What's up people?

]]> ~Zoomology http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/23856074/ http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/23856074/ Mon, 23 Mar 2009 19:25:22 PDT Cut open my hand today. IT HURTS BAWWW


Tagged by:

1. Three Names You Go By:
-Alex
-Poe
-Zoomy

2. Three Screen Names:
-Zoomology
-Poe
-Dysalexic

3. Three Things You've Done Tonight: (it is still the afternoon)
-Nothing
-Been called a useless daughter
-Gotten yelled at

4. Three Things You Like About Yourself:
-Bangs
-(Was) tan
-being a girl

5. Three Things You Dislike About Yourself:
-Being a push over
-I have no self-esteem xD
-Being dependent on people

6. Three Things You're Afraid Of:
-Being a failure
-Dying by shark
-Getting hit

7. Three of Your Everyday Essentials:
-Food
-Friends
-Fusic

8. Three Important Objects:
-Phone
-Zune
-Computer

9. Three Favorite Bands
-Ludo
-Nightwish
-Plushgun

10. Three Ways To Be Happy:
-Friends
-Rping
-Drawing

11. Three of Your Favorite Songs:
TOO MANY

12. Three New Things You Want to Try in 2009: (it is 2009)
-Get an A in class
-Not be useless
-Idk

13. Three Things You Regret:
-Not studying
-Not playing piano
-Cutting my hand open

14. Two Truths and A Lie (Misc order, figure it out, and comment!)
-I'm afraid of BEING ALONE THE REST OF MY LIFE
-My hand hurts
-I am hungry

15. Three Physical Things You Like in the Opposite Same Sex:
-Hair
-PERSONALITY LOL
-EYES? IDK

16. Three Things You Can't Do:
-Reach the top of the shelves
-Have a back bone
-APPARENTLY BE A GOOD DAUGHTER, GTFO DAD

17. Three Things You Miss From Your Past:
-Being able to play in puddles and make things out of mud without getting looked at weird
-INNOCENCE
-Being able to get away with stuff LOL

18. Three Gifts You'd Like to Receive:
-The gift so speak, write and read every language known to man-kind fluently

19. Three of Your Favorite Hobbies:
-Drawing
-Talking to friends
-Rping

20. Three Places You Want to Go for Vacation:
-Brazil
-Atlantis
-FRIEND'S HOUSES

21. Three Cartoon Characters :
fggdgdg i dont wannado this anymore -no will left-

22. Three Boy Names:


23. Three Girl Names:


24. Three Favorite Foods


25. Three Favorite Restaurants

]]> ~Zoomology http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/23760884/ http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/23760884/ Wed, 18 Mar 2009 09:50:40 PDT Okay, so made me want to use tegaki more. LOL AGADFSD

but I don't know anyone's screen names on there. D: So could anyone who reads this send them to me? I'm trying to figure out how to actually use tegaki so I can make pretty comments on people's pictures without feeling shamed...which will probably happen anyway.

I'm Poe on Tegaki, btw. xDDD

Other then that, I've been sick for five days now, haha. I feel bad for not going to school too...-tries not to choke on snot-

Y-yeah...that's it. xD -goes to a corner-

]]> ~Zoomology http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/23720199/ http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/23720199/ Sun, 15 Mar 2009 20:53:21 PDT
birthday to me.

what a fan-fucking-tastic day this has been

excuse me while I overdose on NyQuil.

]]> ~Zoomology http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/23655851/ http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/23655851/ Thu, 12 Mar 2009 07:51:19 PDT DHIT LIKE, 4 DAYS UNTIL MY BIRTHDAY. (I COUNT GETTING THROUGH THIS FULL DAY AS...A DAY. SO...WHAT?)

ANYWAY, I'M REALLY BEHIND IN MESSAGES. I SAID I'D REPLY TO THEM ALL IN MY LAST JOURNAL BUT I LIED. I'LL REPLY TO THEM HOPEFULLY TODAY SO NOW YOU CAN EXPECT SPAM.

God damn, I can't remember my dreams anymore. I have no reason to live.

DHFJSSKLFDF WHY DO I WRITE ABOUT NOTHING

ANYONE KNOW ANY SCARY MOVIES I CAN WATCH ON MY BIRTHDAY?

]]> ~Zoomology http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/23599253/ http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/23599253/ Sun, 08 Mar 2009 19:53:19 PDT
Stolen from

The Axis Powers

North Italy (Vargas Feliciano)

[x] You were bullied a lot in your childhood (I was the bully until I lost my backbone.)
[x] You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
[x] You're very happy-go-lucky
[ ] You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies
[x] You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up (if you see my hair I have a billion antennas sticking straight up. xD It's crazy. I can't make them stay down.)
[x] You're a good artist
[x] You can be clumsy at times
[x] You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something
[ ] If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
[ ] You would surrender in a war situation

(7/10)

Germany (Ludwig)

[x] You're very stoic and serious (At school...Does that count?)
[ ] Sausages are your favourite foods.
[ ] You like to walk dogs/your dog
[ ] Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.
[ ] You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T
[ ] You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules
[ ] You work very hard
[ ] Your alone time is your 'happy time'
[ ] You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people
[ ] You've had issues with money once or twice

(1/10)

Japan (Kiku Honda)

[ ] You're very mature
[ ] You think everything over before saying it.
[ ] You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one
[x] You isolated yourself during childhood
[ ] You became very successful in a short amount of time
[x] You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world
[x] You can seem cold/aloof to other people
[ ] You're good at practical tasks
[x] You need time to adjust to new people

(4/10)

The Allies

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

[ ] You love hamburgers
[x] You think you're awesome
[x] You love to invent things
[x] You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films
[ ] You can seem to be very brash to other people (I DON'T KNOW)
[x] You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business
[x] You're terrified of ghosts
[x] You know aliens exist
[ ] You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time
[ ] You wear glasses (Should get mine on Friday, but they're only for school.)

(6/10)

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)

[ ] You like tea
[ ] You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid
[x] You're very sarcastic and cynical
[x] Your cooking is awful
[x] You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
[ ] ...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
[x] You have tried doing black magic before
[ ] You get drunk quite easily. (I have yet to try. xD)
[ ] When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy
[ ] You're good at embroidery

(4/10)

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

[ ] You're very affectionate
[ ] You think you have a great fashion sense
[ ] You like wine
[ ] You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears
[ ] You love red roses
[ ] When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women
[ ] You're very proud of yourself
[ ] You love culture and the arts
[ ] You're very flamboyant
[ ] You say you're a gourmet

(0/10)

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

[x] You had a very sad childhood. (I WAS SUCH A DEPRESSING CHILD.)
[ ] You're very tall
[ ] You have a tendency to switch between personalities
[ ] You wear a scarf all the time
[ ] You love sunflowers
[ ] You love vodka
[ ] You can seem intimidating to other people
[ ] You're very strong
[ ] You have a big nose
[x] You have a strange laugh that can scare people

(2/10)

China (Wong Yao)

[ ] You're very mature
[x] You're very superstitious
[ ] You're very religious
[ ] You love pandas
[ ] You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes
[ ] You love Hello Kitty
[ ] You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.
[ ] You work hard
[x] You're good at drawing
[x] You like sweets

(3/10)

And now for some other countries!

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

[x] You are very well... ]]> ~Zoomology http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/23532030/ http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/23532030/ Wed, 04 Mar 2009 20:51:26 PST We ordered my glasses today. Oh god, it took forever. I was playing Summon Night (Fuck yeah, beat it, got Millisar to love me, and going after game missions which take so long.) and it was 3, my appointment was at 3:30 and the lady calls me in so I shut off my game boy. I was so CLOSE TO BEATING THE LEVEL BUT I FELT RUDE MAKING HER WAIT SO I COULD SAVE.

Ugh. And they blew air into my eye ball. It was weird.

They're red. D: Rofl.

Birthday in 11 days. -cries herself to sleep rocking back and forth in a corner-

I didn't do anything on my SWEET SIXTEEN BECAUSE everyone was busy. |: < One of my best friends went to a fucking concert instead. So, now I'm turning even older and wandering what epic things I should do.

Suggestions? Rob a bank? Jump from a helicopter? Run into the free way and see how far my body/blood sprays? I'm so old my blood is probably dust.

Oooh, for those of you who don't know me too well I'm in love with the Civil War. The Killer Angels finally got in. Only placed it on hold over three months ago.

Anyway, it's awesome. Maybe it's just amusing to me...

UGH RUNE FACTORY FOR WII IS COMING OUT THIS MONTH.

FUCK MY LIFE. SOMEONE STEAL A WII FOR ME



God damn I feel so rp deprived, LOL. -sits in lonely corner- All the rp sites I go on are dead...and LUCA IS A WHORE AND WONT RP -crawls up the wall and dissolves into the ceiling-

]]> ~Zoomology http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/23484581/ http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/23484581/ Mon, 02 Mar 2009 07:51:12 PST whenever I have something big happening I get a giant zit I cannot hide.

I gotta get a picture taken for my club (Apocalyptic Survival Strategies, ASS) but the problem is it's just my friends and I eating lunch pretending we're doing something.

Huh. Problematic.

We were suppose to come in costume but I have nothing.

Fuck my life

ugh, the bags under my eyes can help. I'm so tired, I don't even need to act as a zombie to be one.

Well, I got ten mins to get ready for school TO DO A JAPANESE SKIT WHERE I DIDN'T STUDY MY LINES.

AAHAHHA
AA
A
A
A
HAHAHHAA

AAHAH

EYE APPOINTMENT THIS WEDNESDAY. LET'S SEE IF I'M GOING BLIND.



Also, I'll be replying to all my built up mail so expect spam from me.

]]> ~Zoomology http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/23443412/ http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/23443412/ Sat, 28 Feb 2009 01:10:38 PST IN 15 DAYS

I'LL BE OLD.

LIKE ATLANTIS, DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE, MADONNA OLD.

OH GOD, WHY.
WHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYY

-going to cry-



Virtual cupcakes, anyone?

]]> ~Zoomology http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/23389248/ http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/23389248/ Tue, 24 Feb 2009 20:01:09 PST i am so depressed right now and I will shout it, whether or not anyone cares

excuse me while i cry in a corner as my bleak, abyss future kicks me in the face

]]> ~Zoomology http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/23377015/ http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/23377015/ Tue, 24 Feb 2009 07:32:10 PST What the hell this new virus on dev is?

I never got any of the spam virus before so hopefully I wont get the new one but wtf? How do you even get it?

]]> ~Zoomology http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/23335565/ http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/23335565/ Sun, 22 Feb 2009 02:50:11 PST It's 2:41. I don't plan on sleeping any time soon.

What do I do with my life?

I didn't do any homework and I have a take home test I gotta do for history. LAME. I DON'T WANT TO DO IT.

Uhh, uhh...I don't know - I never make journals that have actual meaning...

Uhh, finally came home today from San Fran and we made brownies. Except she sucks at it because she didn't follow the god DAMN BOX. IT HAS THREE INSTRUCTIONS ON IT, IT'S NOT TO HARD TO FOLLOW. Also, I found out her teddy bear is a girl. I thought it was male. I don't know, I assume a lot of things are male I guess. like her puppet lamb, Lamby-pie. Totally a guy name. Man, I talked to that puppet FOR SO LONGGG.

Uh, what else is interesting happening in my life? oh wait, nothing. hohoho

UGH LUCA FELL ASLEEP

WAKE UP, THERE IS NO ROOM FOR ME ON THE BED...SHOULD I SLEEP ON THE FLOOR...

WHY DO MY JOURNALS FAIL


A : Easy to fall in love with.
B : You like people.
C : You are really silly.
D : one in a million.
E : Great in bed.
F : You love to drink
G : You never let people tell you what to do.
H : You are Quirky.
I : You are popular with all types of people.
J : People Adore you
K : You're wild and crazy.
L : Unbelievably great in bed.
M : best kisser ever.
N : You like to drink.
O : Crazy (never denied it)
P : Great in bed.
Q : You are a hypocrite.
S : You are dead sexy.
R : Fucking crazy.
T : you are very Loyal to the ones you love.
U : You really like to chill.
V : You are not judgmental.
W : You are very broad minded.
X : You never let people tell you what to do.
Y : best boy/girl friend any one can ask for.
Z : Always ready.



A : Easy to fall in love with.
L : Unbelievably great in bed.
E : Great in bed.
X : You never let people tell you what to do.
A : Easy to fall in love with.
N : You like to drink.
D : one in a million.
R : Fucking crazy.
I : You are popular with all types of people.
A : Easy to fall in love with.

ಠ_ಠ With my last name is seems apparent I like to drink and amazing in bed. Why god, why.

]]> ~Zoomology http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/23238749/ http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/23238749/ Mon, 16 Feb 2009 15:55:06 PST Edit

I have been informed by Harley dev is a jerk and needs an hour to process the picture being an ID. |: K. -grabs coffee-

Will make a journal worth reading eventually. xD

]]> ~Zoomology http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/23200926/ http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/23200926/ Sat, 14 Feb 2009 17:11:29 PST The Valentine's Day Man never came to my door. (VDM = my parents buying me tons of cheap chocolate.)

IS IT BECAUSE I'M TOO OLD?! I STILL WANT CHOCOLATE. DAMN YOU ALL.


Edit: HE DID COME, LOL. YESSSS. MY SUPPLY OF CHOCOLATE HAS BEEN RESTOCKED.

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Dear Sprezzatura,

How I long to hear your Russia song again. What was it called? Ah yes, Earthquake. How your Russia voice lingered in the air like the cries of a wounded Russia. Such hump! Let us join together and hump in unison, your Russia song carrying our hearts to Russia heights.

sex it up

With love,

[Hell Hound]

Thank you for the lovely Gaia card, Van.

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Anyway,

Nothing really new. It's break and I'm not sure what I should do with my life. I: (Suggestions?) Besides homework. I'm kind of in a block to draw so I'm waiting for Luca to get NET SO WE CAN RP.

YOU HEAR ME, LUCA?! WE'RE GOING TO RP AND YOU CANNOT ESCAPE IT.

Also, next time you decide to Ouija board on Friday the 13th, remember that it kind of helps to have a Ouija board.

My mom though the sage was weed, LOL. Yes, mom. My friends and I smoked weed and I left it out in the open for you to find.
Nomnomno





URRPPP. Quiz from

APPARENTLY I'M A SLACKER...Totally did not see that coming!

-=-Jock-=-
[x] You've played a school sport. (Soccer when I was a wee one? and Cross Country)
[ ] You've been on a school varsity team.
[ ] You've been an athletic organizer
[ ] You've been doing said sport for years.
[ ] You know your closest friends from said sport.
[x] You are able to run a mile. (If a demonic being was chasing me, perhaps...Can I run really slowly?)
[ ] People would not call you "lazy."
[ ] You eat healthy.
[ ] You own at least one nalgene water bottle.
[ ] You want/have already received a scholarship for playing that sport.
[ ] You like to work out.
[ ] You are a member of a fitness club.
[x] You take winning in P.E. class more seriously than others.
[x] You don't mind getting down and dirty. (Hurhur, depends..)
[ ] You don't have modesty in the locker room. (DON'T LOOK AT ME. -covers self-
[ ] You tend to whip others with wet towels.
[ ] Your shoe collection consists of mostly sneakers.
[ ] You've won an award for a sport's achievement.
[ ] 4 shots of tequila doesn't even phase you.
Total= 4


-=-Outcast-=-
[ ] You don't have very many friends.
[x] Often times, teachers forget your name. (THEY CALL ME AMY OR ANNA.)
[ ] You were always picked last for kickball/equivilant sport. (Haven't had to do that for, what? 1- years?)
[ ] You don't like to talk a lot.
[x] You tend to avoid mass social activities
[x] You don't participate in any extracurricular activities.
[ ] All you wish for is to move away or get a fresh start.
[x] Your friends have blown you off before.
[ ] You sit alone in most of your classes.
[ ] You have a feeling that once you leave high school or college, nobody is going to remember you.
[x] You hold interest in activities that other people find strange. (APOCALYPTIC SURVIVAL STRATEGIES AHAHA)
[ ] You have a large sexual background.
[ ] People don't find you friendly. (I really don't know. xD I don't talk a lot in class, so..)
[x] You hold extreme hate towards another high school stereotype.
Total = 6 (LAME)

-=-Party Girl/Boy-=-

I'm assuming this is the drinking till we pass out and wake up next to a stranger kind of partying...not playing game boy all night partying.

[ ] Lets face it: you like to party. (Is there an Ouija board involved?)
[ ] You party every other weekend. (Um, by party do you mean sleep-over?)
[ ] or every weekend?
[ ] You've been going to frat house parties since early high school.
[ ] You're the defending beer bong champion.
[ ] You know the best hook-ups in the state...world
[ ] Everybody who's anybody goes to the same parties you go to.
[ ] You've hooked up at parties.
[ ] You spend time getting ready for parties.
[ ] You've passed out from be... ]]> ~Zoomology http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/23089451/ http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/23089451/ Mon, 09 Feb 2009 19:17:12 PST [link]

this completes my life.

<3

-will make an actual journal entry later-

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Edit:

IT SNOWED. HO DAMN. I HOPE IT SNOWS TOMORROW.

and SAKURA-CON IS COMING. I AM SO EXCITED.

is going on The Undertaker from Kuroshitsuji.
I'm going as cross-dressing Ciel (Aunt IS MY SLAVE FOR MAKING ME DRESSES.)
will hopefully go as Grell
hopefully will go as Sebastian and her friend might be Ciel. :>
might be going and would be male-ciel since we're the same height it matches better. xD And our hair is about the same colour.
WHO ARE YOU GOING US?

and AND
AND
MIGHT BE GOING ON RUSSIA. AH. AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
so I want to be her Belarus. (I'd go as Sealand since I'm short and have no bewb but I'm not blonde. D: But wearing a sailor suit would complete my life.) I was going to try to be Latvia since I'm fucking tiny but I hate wigs. My hair is Belarus' length but not the same colour - oh well.

LUCA

BE OUR LITHUANIA?

SFHJHGODL

I'M SO EXCITED DDDDDGHFHFGQWERTY

so ANYONE GOING TO SAKURACON? AND WHO AS?

((BTW, I'VE HAD TO CORRECT THIS JOURNAL SO MANY TIMESSSS.))

]]> ~Zoomology http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/22654036/ http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/22654036/ Tue, 20 Jan 2009 16:09:00 PST FINALLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSS

MAKE ME CRYYYYYYYYYYYY -FLAIL FLAIL FLAIL-

I CAN'T FIND ANY TESTS TO STUDY FROM AGAGA
GAG
agaggh
ghfg
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FUCK STUDYING I DO THIS

UGH HETALIA CANCELED

I WILL CUT

TONIGHT.


001. Name → Alex
002. Nickname → Poe, Shimon, Lil Sheets
003. Status → Of?
004. Zodiac sign → Fishy

005. Male or female → Not sure. I'll check and get back to you.
006. Elementary School → Um. I was short.
007. Middle School → Still short. Met Van.
008. High School → Still short. Met tons of friends. -spin-

009. Smart → I used to be. I think.
010. Hair color → It used to be magical. It would change from purple to red. Now it's dark brown.
011. Long or short → Longish.
012. Loud or Quiet → In school I'm extremely quiet. Except for when I shout across the room I'll grab your face and small it into a desk.

013. Sweats or Jeans → Jeans.
014. Phone or Camera → Phone. Mine has both. (:
015. Health freak → No. Germ freak though. Sometimes.
016. Drink or Smoke? → Neither

017. Do you have a crush on someone? → Mykkaa~ Haha, not really.
018. Eat or Drink → No. I feed on the blood of the damned and tears of the innocent.

And occasionally children.

019. Piercings → I've had to pierce my ears three times now.
020. Tattoos → No.

FIRSTS
023. First piercing → Ears.
024. First best friend → Her name was Madison.
026. First crush → Oh god.
027. First pet → Brutus and Neko were my dogs.
028. First big vacation → No idea. Out of the womb. That was quiet a trip.
030. First big birthday → I'm so old birthdays mean nothing to me. ):

CURRENTLY
049. Eating → Air
050. Drinking → Liquid...air.

052. I'm about to → Stab your face.

Where the fuck is 53?

054. Plans for today → Pretend to study.

YOUR FUTURE
058. Want kids? → No. Unless they come pre-trained.
059. Want to get married? → No. |: < I will live forever alone in my hermit tent on the edge of the world.
060. Careers in mind → I want to be a comic artist but that will never happen. So maybe a writer. or just mooch off of Luca all my life.

WHICH IS BETTER WITH GIRL/BOY?
068. Lips or eyes → D:...Zeke?
070. Shorter or taller? → Zeke height.
072. Romantic or spontaneous → ZEKE...ROMATANEOUS
073. Nice stomach or nice arms → Zeke...arms and stomach.
074. Sensitive or loud → ..Zeke?
075. Hook-up or relationship → Aniki, save your Shimon from strange questions.
077. Trouble maker or hesitant → |:<

HAVE YOU EVER
080. Lost glasses/contacts → I've lost my retainer many times...
081. Ran away from home → I got to the end of the alley way before I said 'Fuck this shit' and went back.
084. Broken someone's heart → Not sure.
085. Been arrested → Yes.

It wasn't my fault. I don't know how that fishing gear got there!

or that severed head...

Actually, that was Mar's fault. But the fishing gear wasn't mine!

087. Cried when someone died → No. I AM A HEARTLESS BITCH. Actually, yes.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN
089. Yourself → Have I ever?
090. Miracles → Yes.
091. Love at first sight → Ehhhh. I guess..
092. Heaven → Scary place. Take it from me.
093. Santa Claus → Fuck yeah. He was real once, wasn't he?
094. Sex on the first date → No. AWKWARRD.
095. Kiss on the first date → Couldn't say.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY
097. Is there one person you want to be with right now → Mhm.
098. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life → It could be better, but yes.
099. Do you believe in God → I believe something is out there.
100. Post as 100 truth and tag someone. → |: <



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British
[ ] You drink a lot of tea. (EW)
[x] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[ ] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast. (Possibly. -strokes chin- I haven't tried.)
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] Its football...not soccer.
Total: 3

Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flipflops thongs not flip flops.
[x] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach. (Earthquakes and sharks to start us off..)
[x] Sometimes yo... ]]> ~Zoomology http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/22339542/ http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/22339542/ Thu, 01 Jan 2009 18:31:37 PST then that meme where you say stupid things about yourself?

1. Post these rules.
2. Each tagged person must post 8 things about themselves on their journal.
3. At the end, you have to choose and tag 8 people and post their icons on the same journal.
4. Go to their pages and send them a message saying they have been tagged.
5. No tag-backs

I will follow 1, 2 and possibly 3. Except I don't know 8 people.

1. My height is under 5 feet.
2. Whenever I eat something I really want meat (mainly ham) afterwards.
3. I haven't been to a doctor in 3 years. Probably should go and get that ham thing checked out.
4. I had to go to therapy as a child. They advised my parents not to let me watch scary movies. But they did. Now look at me!
5. We have a demon in my house I call "Kaz" (Myka will remember him.)
6. My guardian angel is out to get me - it has a very strange sense of humour. (I think it schemes with Kaz.)
7. My house is only slightly haunted. My computer makes distorted noises (Luca has heard it, I think.) occasionally. Also, you can hear strange things sometimes. I've once heard crying from the kitchen, hisses, my name being called and there is a weird orb in my room.
8. If you give blood to my bathroom sink you will make it happy.

Tag:

Oh, yeah so I beat Time Hollow in 5 hours yesterday. Fucking. trippy game. You fuck with time to save people, end up killing more people, your family gets murdered several times, an old man gets pissed at you and ruins your life by killing everyone you know and love - and not only that, he stabs you in the leg and kills your girlfriend WHO ENDS UP BEING IN LOVE WITH YOUR UNCLE.

Oh yeah, resolutions or something.

1. Draw more and get better/Work on comics
2. Try harder at life
3. Exercise/Get on Soft Ball Team
4. Do more memorable things in life
5. BOND WITH JET MORE.
6. Save more humming birds in distress.

]]> ~Zoomology http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/21917503/ http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/21917503/ Wed, 10 Dec 2008 15:50:44 PST I used to have one on myspace but I lost it over time.

Extraversion || 10%
Stability |||||| 22%
Orderliness |||||||||||| 42%
Accommodation |||||||||||||| 54%
Interdependence || 10%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 66%
Mystical |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Religious |||||||||||| 43%
Hedonism || 10%
Materialism |||||||||||| 43%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 43%
Adventurousness |||||| 23%
Work ethic |||||| 30%
Humanitarian |||||| 30%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||| 63%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 50%

Romantic |||||| 30%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Wealth |||||||||||| 50%
Dependency |||||||||||||||| 63%
Change averse |||||||||||||| 56%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Individuality |||||||||||| 50%
Sexuality |||| 16%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Family drive || 10%
Physical Activity |||||| 23%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Vanity |||||||||| 36%
Honor |||||||||| 36%
Thriftiness |||||||||||||||| 63%

Stability results were low which suggests you are very worrying, insecure, emotional, and anxious.

Orderliness results were moderately low which suggests you are, at times, overly flexible, improvised, and fun seeking at the expense of reliability, work ethic, and long term accomplishment.

Extraversion results were very low which suggests you are extremely reclusive, quiet, unassertive, and secretive.

trait snapshot:
introverted, irritable, feels invisible, observer, depressed, does not enjoy leadership, reveals little about self, dislikes large parties, feels undesirable, does not like to stand out, submissive, suspicious, emotionally sensitive, not a thrill seeker, solitude loving, likes silence, fragile, second guesses self, negative, unadventurous, fearful, weird, focuses on people's hidden motives, paranoid, phobic, dependent, cautious, avoidant, semi intellectual



Yeah, We already knew I was a bitch. AND I DO TOO HAVE MORE HONOR THEN THAT. DAMN YOU QUIZ. And hot damn. I didn't know I was such an attention whore. 63%?!

]]> ~Zoomology http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/21753490/ http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/21753490/ Sun, 30 Nov 2008 17:24:13 PST

EDIT I FORGET PUSHING DAISES AND WONDER FALLS. WTF.


I saw do this and then so now I shall. D:

1. What does your deviantart name mean and why did you join this site?
I've been here since I was 12. xD How lame is that? When I was looking in the dictionary for comic names ( and I were going to make a comic long ago.) I opened it and the first thing I saw was "zoology." But somehow I read it as "zoomology." Then I flipped to the beginning and saw "antigravity." So really, my dev. full name is Zoomology's Antigravity.

2. What fandom were you obsessed with when you joined and what are you into now?
I didn't have a fandom when I first joined. I was just a short, retarded kid with nothing to do who went on Neopets everyday.

Now I'm still a short and retarded girl who goes on Neopets everday who is simply older.

Um, Hetalia. LOL, QUIN. Hetalia, Rune Factory and XanxLyne -SHOT IM SORRY VAN-

Um, I also like Kurosagi Corpse Delivery Service, Eyeshield 21, 07 Ghost, Elemental Gelade, Loki Ragnarok, Sexy Commando Gaiden, Baccano! and Soul Hunter/Hoshin Engi.

I still look at Baccano! and ES21 stuff obsessively but I constantly think of RF.

3. How many watchers do you have now?
No idea.

4. Name 3 of your favorite artists on DA.
I'm embarrassed to say, LOL.

My fwends?

5. Do you comment, fav, or both?
Neither. I'm too scared to comment and I feel rude just faving something so I bookmark it..

6. Do you participate in clubs' contests here on DA?
No.

7. What is your most popular deviation?
No idea.

8. What are you favorite non-anime TV shows?
House M.D, Bones, Degrassi (I AM NOT ASHAMED.)PUSHING DAISES AND WONDER FALLS.

9. What are the things you wish you could draw better?
Everything...

10. Summer or winter?
Winter. I effing hate anything above 65.

12. What's your favorite type of music?
Oldies, Lame/gay anime music. I don't know, I listen to a lot of random crap. Er, techno.

13. PC or Mac?
PC. Mac kills my inner child.

14. Anime or Manga?
Manga

15. Coke or Pepsi?
Neither. VODKA FOR ME. or a shot of dr. pepper...?

16. Read or TV?
Depends whats on tv...reading I guess.

17. How many hours a day do you spend on DA?
When I have nothing to do I just go on to check messages.

18. Name a hidden talent.
I can leap from helicopters into snow without breaking a single bone.

19. Digital or traditional cartoons?
Traditional. CATS DON'T DANCE

20. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
Burger Master...but they're really slow.

21. What are top 3 favorite books?
Good Omens
Bartimaeus
Er, I can't think of anything else.

22. Wii or Playstation?
Wiiwii

23. Name 3 of your favorite bands.
LUDO
Plushgun
Uh, I don't know after that.

24. Are you a fast, slow, or medium typer?
Fast but I mess up a lot.

25. Do you like Denny's?
Never been.

26. What is your favorite emoticon?
the :A on jacobi.

27. What is your favorite type of pie?
Coconut cream but I don't like the crust. Same for pumpkin.

28. Have you ever stayed up for 24 hours?
I did yesterday. Kind of.

29. Do you go on YouTube alot?
Yes. Yes I do.

30. Are you a member on any other sites besides DA?
Um, Jacobi? Youtube, Neopets...What the Hell, What do I do all day?

31. Do you cosplay?
Only once. I was Yue from RF2.

32. Fruits or sweets?
Sweeeets.

33. Name 3 artists you admire.
~Zoomology http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/21744335/ http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/21744335/ Sun, 30 Nov 2008 08:12:42 PST I decided to keep a tiny little note pad thing to jot down things about Humphrey, The red throated hummingbird.

I will update frequently but unless it's a huge update it wont show up in your messages.



Ah, this is when working at the bird section of Sarvey Wildlife has come in handy.




Ideal Release Date: Nov. 30th (Yeah, like that's going to happen.)

Nov. 29th My dad was jogging this morning when he saw a hummingbird on the road. Being weird and having to pick up everything (including giant beetles and bugs that look like they come out H.P LOVECRAFT ((except GAY))) he of course, picks it up. It turns out he is very much alive rather then dead.

My dad holds him up to see if he can fly but alas, he cannot. Taking him home my dad warms him up and see's if he can fly again. He cannot.

Waking me up, my dad tells me he had a surprise for me.

It wasn't that cell phone I wanted.



So now I an stuck with Humphrey. He cannot fly, he is a complete hand whore (he wont eat unless you pick him up. The jerk.) and he has the highest metabolism of the whole entire fucking animal kingdom.

His colours aren't completely in like the picture ([link] Humphrey barely has red on his neck) so I don't know what I'm going to do. I've found a website to help me take care of him so who knows. I don't know what I'm going to do once I go to school. Which is tomorrow, by the way.


Nov. 30th Hummingbirds apparently enter a hibernation when they sleep because their METABOLISM IS SO INSANE.

So he was sleeping when I woke up. It took him a bit but he's all good now. Wanting to sit in my hand...looking effing adorable.

]]> ~Zoomology http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/21392690/ http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/21392690/ Sun, 09 Nov 2008 11:33:29 PST I...

I finished Sexy Commando Gaiden...

Now I have nothing to look forward to in life anymore. -runcry-

WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO WITH MY LIFE NOW?!

Edit: LUDO CONCERT.

WAS EPIC.

Someone had their hand in front of me for so long. I was ready to bite it off.

I kept elbowing him in the stomach, same with the girl in front of me. I hope he hurts tomorrow. Some guy behind me kept trying to get in front of me so he received my stabbing elbow...jab.

YEAH, NO BUDDY. THIS SHORT GIRL WILL NOW ALLOW YOU TO GET IN FRONT. |: < SHE CAN BARELY SEE AS IT IS.

]]> ~Zoomology http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/21234276/ http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/21234276/ Thu, 30 Oct 2008 15:13:14 PDT YOU HAVE MY PAPERS

YOU HAVE MY SIGNATURE

YOU HAVE A SURVEY I SIGNED FOR YOU

SO WHEN YOU'RE CUTTING MY MOUTH OPEN DON'T TELL "ALEXANDER" TO CALM. THE FUCK. DOWN.

I DON'T KNOW WHO FUCKING ALEXANDER IS, BUT HE'S NOT ME.

]]> ~Zoomology http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/21206085/ http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/21206085/ Tue, 28 Oct 2008 17:19:48 PDT dont even get to stay home on the day i get fucking surgery

/: <

]]> ~Zoomology http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/20348692/ http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/20348692/ Sat, 13 Sep 2008 20:39:04 PDT
I'm bored and don't want to sleep. I'm going to do this for Luca because...I don't need to explain why.

+WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF I...+
I committed suicide: ANIKI...It had to be done. If I was to ever become a man, it had to be...
I said I liked you: I like you too!
I kissed you: "WTF?! SERIOUSLY, I SUSPECTED YOU WERE GAY BUT-!" Then proceed to sing "If you were gay" if you denied it.
I lived next door to you: I already live in your house.
I started smoking: "bitch. You have money to buy smokes but not my r4?"
I stole something: "Better be my R4, you whore."
I was hospitalized: "LOL. I guess it would have been smart to tell you a car was coming. By bad. Hey, Hey. Chronic was in the hospital. Let's climb out the window and find an actor."
I ran away from home: "WHY ARE YOU IN MY BED?!"
I got into a fight and you weren't there: "DRAMA. TELL ME. DID YOU KICK THEM IN THE NUTS?"

+WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY...+
Personality: I don't like it. That's why I'm with you 24/7.
Eyes: I...don't know. Asian eyes?
Hair: It's cool but it's hard to draw somehow. I need to know what your cartoon's self's...hair.
Family: Normal. ish.

+WOULD YOU...+
Be my friend?: No. I've only been your friend for the past 3 years to steal your soul at the most appropriate time.
Keep a secret if I told you one?: No. You know I don't keep secrets. Unless you're actually gay. Then 'll sing it to the world.
Hold my hand?: I think I have already.
Take a bullet for me?: ...Maybe. like, one of those nerf bullets.
Keep in touch?: ...-stroke- it's almost orgasmic.
Try and solve my problems?: You have too many to be solved. I wouldn't know where to start.
Love me?: ...Physically or...
Date me?: ...-strokes chin-

+HAVE YOU EVER...+
Lied to make me feel better?: I don't know. I'm a compulsive liar, you would be able to tell though. I don't lie to my aniki...>_> <_<
Wanted to kiss me?: @no
Wanted to kill me?: LOL. So many times...I've come so close...but...Wolfy-Pie...damn him...
Broke my heart?: How should I know?! I know I break many hearts each day but...-sigh-
Kept something important from me?: Yeah. Your soul. I have it in a jar...despite the fact I'm actually after your soul. -strokes chin-This is getting complicated.
Thought I was unbearably annoying?: Nah. Just unbearably Luca-ie. xD

+AND MORE...+
1. Who are you?: Your father.
2. Are we friends?: No. Don't ask the same question, you whore.
3. When and how did we meet?: I fell through the roof of the class room onto her desk. It was her seamon at first sight.
6. Describe me in one word.: Psycopath
7. What was your first impression?: "Asian!"
8. Do you still think that way about me now?: Uh, well, you're still asian i think.
9. What reminds you of me?: Everything sadly.
10. If you could give me anything what would it be?: A kick in the nuts despite the fact you have none...I mean, a big hug.
11. How well do you know me?: Probably too well.
12. When's the last time you saw me?: I can see you now...:w AAAGAGAG
13. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?: That I hate your cat? Ganondorf? Nah.
14. Are you gonna paste this to your journal see what I say about you?: I just read this outloud to you because you're too busy playing a ds game to pay attention to me.

Jerk.

I'll delete this later.

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I don't want to do an essay. xD



+ Known as: Alex, Poe, The short bitch
+ Born: In a far away land.
+ Hair color: Dark brown
+ Eye: Yellow |:

SECTION 2 - HAVE YOU EVER

+ Fallen off the bed?: Yes. And my bed is 4 feet off the ground.
+ Broken someone else's heart?: No idea.
+ Had your heart broken?: Eh.
+ Had a dream come true?: I doubt anytime soon Zeke will come through my window riding on a unicorn in a suit of armour holding all the Baccano novels, bestowing on me the power to become omni-linguistic and the ability to play football. |: <

SECTION 3 - CURRENTLY...

+ Wearing: Nothing :w
+ Listening to: NCIS
+ Located: Warehouse
+ Chatting with: Imaginary Luca
+ Should REALLY be: An essay about pie.

SECTION 4 - DO YOU...

+ Have any piercings: Ears
+ Drive: I did and almost hit a squirrel.
+ Drink: Alcohol? No
+ Have a cell phone: Sadly


SECTION 5 - LAST PERSON YOU...

+ Hugged: No one.
+ IMed: No one...-tear-
+ Talked with on the phone: I think it was my friend Ellen
+ Text: Ellen or Luca

<... ]]> ~Zoomology http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/20327470/ http://Zoomology.deviantart.com/journal/20327470/ Thu, 04 Sep 2008 16:18:52 PDT -deleted her not really emo journal-

Things are somewhat better. Kind of.

I got into Honors Chemistry because my friend convinced me. I'm already bad at math but in an honors class I'm going to die. But I MUST PERSEVERE...I also signed up for AP History but I never did the summer work so I have to read 5 chapters in a massive book that weighs more then I do. I also gotta carry around 3 giant binders and my Japanese book. Bah. Something is wrong with my arm too.

OH SHIT I JUST REMEMBERED I GOTTA DO A 3 PAGE PAPER ON A BOOK I NEVER READ.

UHH, BETTER GET TO WORK, LOL.

I have so much Chemistry work to even though I only missed one day. -fail-

After I do this report, all my Chem. crap, and read all those chapters I'll get to work on doodles.

1. Alex and Renji -
2. SURPRISEEEE -
3. Charlie and Aetas -
4. Erika and Aku! -
5. ERWINXMOLLY -
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