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                <title>Thoughts from a tidy room...</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 05 Dec 2009 08:41:23 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ What were you doing at 8:00 this morning?<br />Sleeping, and dreaming about flannels, I think. <br /><br />Would you rather name your child Michelle or Monica?<br />Monica. Dunno why. <br /><br />Describe your appearance right now:<br />Um, my hair's wet. The rest of me is how I always look. <br /><br />Has anyone ever told you that you and a boyfriend looked alike?<br />No, that'd be an odd comment to make. <br /><br />Would you rather be modest or honest?<br />Modest, gets you into less trouble. <br /><br />Have you ever had a bf/gf that was a complete ass?<br />No, lucky me. <br /><br />Have you ever slept on a couch with someone else?<br />Yeah, it happens when there isn't enough floorspace. <br /><br />Do you like Red Bull?<br />Don't really know. I think I had a swig of Ross' once, but I don't remember it much. <br /><br />Your ex calls wanting to hang out. What do you do?<br />Go hang out, I probably have nothing better to do. <br /><br />Where did you get the pants your wearing?<br />M&S. <br /><br />Are you 100% over the last person you kissed?<br />I don't think so. <br /><br />Are you wearing something that belongs to someone else?<br />Nope, all mine. <br /><br />What color shirt were you wearing when you had your last kiss?<br />Pink, I think. <br /><br />Would you rather be called ÂbabyÂ or Âhoney?Â<br />Baby, it's more cute and less old. <br /><br />Are you unhappy with someone right now?<br />Yeah, probably. <br /><br />When is the next time you will kiss someone?<br />All being well, about half an hour. <br /><br />Is your hair longer than your shoulders?<br />Some of it is. Just. <br /><br />Do you think the last person you kissed is nice?<br />Heh, sure. <br /><br />Are you a mean person?<br />I can be. <br /><br />Do you remember the first time you kissed the last person you kissed?<br />Yup. Good memory. <br /><br />WhatÂs something you do when youÂre mad?<br />Throw stuff. <br /><br />Where was the last place you fell asleep other than your bed?<br />The sofa downstairs. I slept on my eye, though, and it was really painful. <br /><br />Is your best friend in love with someone?<br />You'd have to ask her, though I'm gonna guess no.<br /><br />If you married the last person that texted you, what would your last name be?<br />Duerden. Though for a whole load of reasons I'd probably just stay Dewdney. <br /><br />Do you know anyone named Matt?<br />Yeah, at least two. <br /><br />Would you ever get a tattoo?<br />Nope, far too chicken. <br /><br />Do you miss someone?<br />Yeah. <br /><br />Do you wish you had more money?<br />Yeah, I want things. <br /><br />Is there someone you just CANNOT stand?<br />Mm, one or two. <br /><br />Two years ago, were you the same person as you are now?<br />Heh, no. Just no. <br /><br />Would you go in public looking like you do right now?<br />I would, but I'd freeze to death without a jacket or something. <br /><br />Is anyone over protective of you?<br />Not really. <br /><br />Do you trust all of your friends?<br />To different extents, yeah. <br /><br />DonÂt you think everyone would be much happier if they just sat back an took a breath?<br />Hehe, probably a bit. Not sure how long it'd work for, though. <br /><br />Do you really think diamonds are a girlÂs best friend?<br />No, that'd be really boring. <br /><br />Have you done something bad today?<br />I imagine so, can't remember anything massive, though. <br /><br />What is the date 2 days after your birthday?<br />22nd June. <br /><br />Anyone ever said you resemble a celebrity?<br />Only in a stupid "You guys could be Charlie's angels!" way.<br /><br />How do you make money?<br />I convince people they really need a night out, and that they trust me with their children. <br /><br />HowÂs the weather?<br />Cold and dark and wet, or so I'm told, I haven't been out yet. <br /><br />What chores do you have around the house?<br />I don't have a list. I cook loads, though. <br /><br />Was last night terrible?<br />Not wonderful, but not that bad. <br /><br />What does your hair look like right now<br />Blonde, getting towards dry, curly and clean. <br /><br />If you straighten your hair, how long does it take?<br />'Bout an hour, maybe. <br /><br />When was the last time you were told you were beautiful?<br />Um...I really don't know. That's quite sad. <br /><br />Have you ever got an engagement ring?<br />Yep. Giant diamond and everything <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /><br /><br />If the last person you dated said they were in love with you, youÂd say?<br />"Oh good."<br /><br />Is the opposite sex really worth it to you?<br />A lot of the time they're better than the same one. <br /><br />Do you listen to Incubus?<br />No. <br /><br />Do you ever look back at your yearbooks?<br />Not on a regular basis. <br /><br />When was your last alcoholic beverage?<br />Two weeks ago. <br /><br />Have you ever peed whil... ]]></description>
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                <title>Happy Advent, everyone!</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 14:56:38 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Have you ever felt replaced?<br />Yeah, once or twice. <br /><br />Do you think your life will be different this time next year?<br />Probably. Hopefully. <br /><br />Should you be doing something more important?<br />Yeah, I have HOMEWORK.<br /><br />Has anyone seen you in your underwear in the last 3 days?<br />Yeah, they have. <br /><br />Is it ever too late to apologise?<br />Mm, after a certain point. <br /><br />What if the person you liked, liked you back?<br />Life would continue as normalish?<br /><br />When did you last drop your phone?<br />This morning, I think. It happens a lot. <br /><br />Can money buy happiness?<br />It can buy most of the stuff that'd make you happy, but I wouldn't bet on it working. <br /><br />Do you believe that if you want something bad enough, you'll get it?<br />Not really. It's nice to hope, though. <br /><br />How many people do you trust one hundred percent?<br />Probably one. Maybe two. <br /><br />How many times do you hit the snooze button in the morning?<br />I don't. If my alarm actually goes off I turn it off then forget I'm supposed to be up. <br /><br />Do you ignore people when you're mad/upset with them?<br />If I'm annoyed enough, yeah. <br /><br />Do you think you can last in a relationship for 3 months?<br />I'll say yes. <br /><br />Do you think making out is slutty?<br />No. Should I?<br /><br />How old do you think you will be when you finally have kids?<br />One of those ages that I'm currently too young to comprehend being. <br /><br />Whose hand did you last hold?<br />Safi, she has very holdable hands. <br /><br />Do you know who your real friends are?<br />Yeah, I know. <br /><br />Would you date a 13 year old at the age you are now?<br />No, I don't think so. <br /><br />Who was the last person who left your life and hurt you?<br />Don't think anybody's ever done both, realy. <br /><br />Do you think things will change in the next few months?<br />Hopefully. <br /><br />Do you like when people play with your hair?<br />It's usually fine, till they do that stupid thing where they stick it all up in the middle.<br /><br />What colour is your hair?<br />Dark blonde with like 2 lighter blonde bits in. <br /><br />Whats the last thing you "aw'd" at?<br />My fluffball cat. <br /><br />Where is the person who has your heart?<br />Me. It's in my chest. I'd be worried if it was anywhere else. <br /><br />What do you hear?<br />The TV. The cat purring in my ear. <br /><br />Congratulations , you just had a baby boy. Whats its name?<br />If Molly gets her way, Fucktard. <br /><br />What are you craving at the moment?<br />A hug. <br /><br />Are you in a complicated relationship?<br />Complicated by whose standards?<br /><br />Who was the last person you said I love you to?<br />Probably Safi, at some point in all her "birthday"-ness yesterday. <br /><br />What's your favourite thing to do in the summer time?<br />Swim. <br /><br />Do you like silver or gold better?<br />Silver. Gold gets lost in my hair. <br /><br />Would you ever dye your hair blonde?<br />No. I'd look stupid any blonder. <br /><br />Whats the latest you've stayed up in the past week?<br />Half two, maybe three?<br /><br />Is your birthday in less than 6 months?<br />No, 7 months. <br /><br />Are you wearing anything that doesn't belong to you?<br />Yeah, my mum's thermal socks. They're so warm. <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /><br /><br />Do you hate when people call you when you're sleeping?<br />Not really. If it's that late it's probably important. <br /><br />What woke you up this morning?<br />I don't know, but I was really annoyed coz it was time to wake up. <br /><br />Is the person you last texted single?<br />Yeah, Safi's available. <br /><br />Have you ever felt like you literally needed someone?<br />Yeah, for one or two things. <br /><br />Did anything annoy you today?<br />Just about everything for the first two hours of my day. I was not awake proper. <br /><br />Does anyone disgust you?<br />Not categorically, no. <br /><br />If you could, would you punch the last person to hold your hand?<br />No, she's cool, don't punch Safi. <br /><br />Know a secret?<br />Yeah, a couple. <br /><br />If your ex was in trouble and you were the only one that could help him/her, would you?<br />Uhuh, it'd be really mean otherwise. <br /><br />When was the last time you felt like crying?<br />Like five minutes ago when I realised how much work's in my organise. <br /><br />Your bf/gf cheats on you. What do you do?<br />God knows. <br /><br />What were you doing this morning at seven A.M.?<br />Thinking "How can it be seven A.M. already?"<br /><br />Are you texting the last person you cuddled with?<br />No, I am not. <br /><br />This time last year were you happier then now?<br />Possibly. I can't remember precisely, but it could be so. <br /><br />Don't tell me lies, so is the last person you texted attractive... ]]></description>
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                <title>Ellipsis trend...</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 30 Sep 2009 12:35:20 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Are you a couple with the last person you kissed on the lips?<br />Yeah.<br /><br />Are you wearing jeans, shorts, sweatpants, or pajama pants?<br />Cords!<br /><br />Have you ever met someone who is amazing?<br />Yeah, a couple.  <br /><br />Do you have a good relationship with your mother?<br />Uhuh, we get on pretty good. <br /><br />Do you have any piercings, where are they?<br />Yeah, but only the normal two in my ears. <br /><br />Do you hate the last person you kissed?<br />Heh, nah. <br /><br />Where is your biological father right now?<br />In the study down the hall. <br /><br />Is your room ever clean?<br />Um...Very rarely. Has to be soon, though. <br /><br />If you had to get a piercing right now, what would it be?<br />Another one in my ear, I guess. <br /><br />Could you date someone taller then you?<br />Mm, not one of my top priorities, though. <br /><br />Have you broken the law in the last 3 days?<br />Not that I recall. <br /><br />Do you remember the first time you kissed the last person you kissed?<br />Uhuh. <br /><br />Are you comfortable with your height?<br />Yeah, it's alright really. Not much I can do about it, anyway. <br /><br />How would you react if you found out a friend had died?<br />Badly, I'd imagine. <br /><br />Have you ever slept in the same bed as your friend?<br />Yeah, a couple of them are comfy. <br /><br />What color shirt are you wearing?<br />Pink.<br /><br />What are some things that you have to have everywhere you go?<br />Keys, money, phone, oyster card. <br /><br />Ever dated a blond-haired, blue-eyed person?<br />Nope.<br /><br />When did you last use a straw?<br />Saturday night. I think it was green. <br /><br />Are you any good at maths?<br />I'm ok, and I think I might even like bits of it <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/e/eek.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":O" title=":O (Eek)" />. <br /><br />What are your initials?<br />GJJOD<br /><br />Your ex says they never even liked you, you say?<br />"That would have been way more helpful to admit a while ago, you doughnut."<br /><br />Do you think you can last in a relationship for 3 months?<br />Think so. <br /><br />Are you shy?<br />Not really. <br /><br />Does anybody hate you?<br />Maybe. S'their business. <br /><br />Would you ever let your grandma set you up on a blind date?<br />Hell no. <br /><br />What SHOULD you be doing right now?<br />Translating Latin unseens. <br /><br />How many kids do you plan on having?<br />Not really planning any, at the moment. <br /><br />Do you ACTUALLY ÂhateÂ anyone?<br />Yes. <br /><br />Whats your favorite sport?<br />That one with the water where you have to move your limbs lots. <br /><br />Look out the window. what's the most interesting thing you see?<br />A plane. Everything else is dark. <br /><br />Do you know anyone with the name that starts with L?<br />Yeah. 'Lissa or 'Lia. Or Laura if you actually care. <br /><br />Do you hate it when one friend doesn't like the other?<br />Nah, long as everybody gets on with life. <br /><br />Do you want to go to college?<br />In sixth form now, uni will happen soon. <br /><br />Rather be rich, or in love?<br />In love. I gave up wanting to be rich a while ago. <br /><br />Would you kiss anyone you have texts from in your phone?<br />Yup, most of them are cool. <br /><br />Has anyone told you they missed you lately?<br />No, not properly. <br /><br />What were you doing at 7:00 this morning?<br />Kinda sorta waking up a bit. <br /><br />When was the last time something bothered you?<br />About a second ago. My S key isn't working properly. <br /><br />Was last night terrible?<br />I didn't feel so good, but it wasn't terrible. <br /><br />Is there that one guy/girl that you'll always have feelings for no matter what?<br />Probably. <br /><br />Do you believe that there's good in everybody?<br />Yeah. Don't believe they all bother using it, though. <br /><br />In the past week have you cried?<br />Mmhmm. <br /><br />Who was the last person you hung out with?<br />Molly and Nida, they're what street corners were built for. <br /><br />Do you currently have a scar?<br />A couple, yeah. <br /><br />Could you go a day not talking to the last person you kissed?<br />Yeah, it happens occasionally. <br /><br />Honestly how do you feel right now?<br />Vacant.<br /><br />Have you kissed anyone in 09 that actually means something to you?<br />Mm. <br /><br />Did you go to the beach this past summer?<br />Yeah. In Ireland. It was cold.<br /><br />Did you have a dream last night?<br />I think I was a window cleaner...<br /><br />Have you met anyone new lately?<br />Yeah, and they were pretty cool, too. <br /><br />When was the last time you told someone you loved them?<br />Monday, I think. <br /><br />What are you doing for your next birthday?<br />No clue, it's ages away. <br /><br />I bet you can't wait to get out of this town?<br />I can wait a little while, but I will leave. <br /><br />Did you get a full 8 hou... ]]></description>
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                <title>I'm just a junkie, catch the dealer!</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 17:25:09 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Does anyone of the opposite sex have the same name as you?<br />Maybe. Never met any. Try Scotland. <br /><br />Ever been caught doing something illegal?<br />Nope, I can be sneaky. <br /><br />You watch The Simpsons right?<br />Yeah, it's a large portion of the little TV I now watch. <br /><br />Is there a guy/girl that you would do absolutely anything for?<br />Yup. Probably a couple, actually. <br /><br />Name something you dislike about the day you're having?<br />I didn't do anything cool, and I've got nothing amazingly cool on tomorrow. <br /><br />Have you ever been cheated on?<br />Not as far as I'm aware. <br /><br />Who was the last person to smoke a cigarette in your presence?<br />No idea. I don't know many smokers. <br /><br />Are you dating the last person you talked to?<br />Kinda. <br /><br />Who was the last person you talked to in person?<br />My Dad. <br /><br />Does anyone regularly - other than family - tell you they love you?<br />One or two, I guess. <br /><br />Would you consider painting your bedroom purple?<br />I'd consider it. Not sure I'd commit to it, though. <br /><br />Where is the shirt you are wearing from?<br />I'm not wearing a shirt. <br /><br />Are there any posters in your room?<br />A few footballers, superheroes, actors, a sailor warrior.  <br /><br />Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?<br />Nope, I'm all good. <br /><br />What is stressing you out most right now?<br />The stupidest radio advert EVER.<br /><br />Has the last person you kissed ever taken their shirt off in front of you?<br />Once or twice, yeah. <br /><br />Something you're not looking forward to?<br />Results. Stupid just-in-case factor. <br /><br />Do you like to cuddle?<br />Of course. <br /><br />Will you be in a relationship in the next couple months?<br />All being well, yeah. <br /><br />Ever cried while you were on the phone with someone?<br />Heh, at least twice in the last couple of months. <br /><br />Do you hate the last person you kissed?<br />No, I do not. <br /><br />When was the last time you watched a horror movie?<br />11th July.<br /><br />Do you take walks often?<br />Not often, no. <br /><br />What was the last thing you drank?<br />Water. <br /><br />Have you ever broken anyone's heart?<br />Not really sure, nobody's ever told me so. <br /><br />Was your last kiss drunk or sober?<br />Sober. Most of them have been. <br /><br />Do you want to see somebody right now?<br />Yeah.<br /><br />Do you think you can last in a relationship for six months?<br />Yep. <br /><br />Do you remember the first time you kissed the last person you kissed?<br />Uhuh, with startling clarity. <br /><br />Next time you will kiss someone?<br />Heh, good question. <br /><br />Do you have a reason to smile right now?<br />Yeah. I'm in a happy little mood. <br /><br />What was the first thing you said this morning?<br />"Oh, hello. Your diary's on my desk."<br /><br />Do you prefer dark or light hair on the opposite sex?<br />Darkish. <br /><br />When was the last time you spoke to your brother?<br />Bout 10 to 8. <br /><br />Are you wearing jeans right now?<br />No. This makes it seem like I'm wearing no clothes. I have a dress, I promise. <br /><br />Do you drink more apple or orange juice?<br />Apple.<br /><br />Have you spoken to your father today?<br />Yeah. <br /><br />Would you rather drink coffee or tea?<br />Tea, if I must have one. <br /><br />Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?<br />Most people. <br /><br />Ever been given an engagement ring?<br />Yup. Giant diamond. Little teddy on the wedding ring. <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /><br /><br />Do you want to get married?<br />If I can find a cool enough guy and a good enough reason. <br /><br />What movie do you want to see?<br />Inglourious Basterds<br /><br />Can you commit to one person?<br />Think so. <br /><br />Do you prefer people who talk a lot or are quiet?<br />People who talk, more likely to be interesting. <br /><br />Could you go a month without talking to your best friend?<br />Only if it was horribly enforced. <br /><br />Is it more common for you to follow your heart or your mind?<br />Depends who the conflict concerns. <br /><br />Would you ever get a tattoo?<br />Don't think so. <br /><br />Do you think age matters in relationships?<br />Not massively.<br /><br />Are you a social person?<br />Yup. <br /><br />Would you rather get flowers or a stuffed animal for Valentines Day?<br />Um...Stuffed animal, I guess. <br /><br />Be honest, who's the easiest person in your life to talk to?<br />Depends entirely what it's about. <br /><br />Last movie you watched?<br />(500) Days of Summer. <br /><br />What do you get complimented on the most?<br />My hair or my height. <br /><br />Let's be honest; have you ever played someone?<br />Probably. <br /><br />What would you do if your best friend died?<br />Be sad. Can't think much... ]]></description>
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                <title>The Leprechauns made me do it</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 16 Aug 2009 16:43:24 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ 1)Fill the spots with the names of 9 friends<br />2)Answer the questions about your friends<br />3)Tag three other people (if you can be bothered, which I can't)<br /><br />NAMES!<br /><br />1. Safi<br />2. Jamie<br />3. Richard<br />4. Nida<br />5. Molly<br />6. Caroline<br />7. Melissa<br />8. Izzy<br />9. Peter<br /><br /><br />1) How long have you known 1?<br />Properly? It'll be 3 years come October. <br /><br />2) What's the one thing that reminds you of 2?<br />One thing? Um...I'll go with my tie. <br /><br />3) Would 6 steal food from you?<br />If it contained sugar, yes. <br /><br />4) Would 3 take a bullet for you?<br />I think so. <br /><br />5) If you were stuck in a room with 9 for 24 hours, would you go insane?<br />Nah. We'd discuss everything. Lots of giggles, by the end, I imagine. <br /><br />6) What color makes you think of 5?<br />Silver. <br /><br />7) Is 7 a good friend?<br />Yeah, she'll always give you a hug, even if she has no idea what's wrong. <br /><br />8) Which flavour pudding would 8 prefer?<br />Um, chocolate? <br /><br />9) Would 4 sing in the shower?<br />Yeah, if she had a cool song in her head. <br /><br />10) Would 1 cry at a sad ending of a movie.<br />Nah, that's not part of the style. <br /><br />11) Would 2 prefer going swimming at the pool or beach?<br />Well, I had to drag him into the pool last time (literally), and we've never been to the beach, so I'll say beach. <br /><br />12) Would you find 3 dancing in a club?<br />Um. He might try. <br /><br />13) Would 4 prefer cake or pie?<br />Cake, I'd say. <br /><br />14) Would 5 ever go to rehab.<br />Maybe for a day. Till someone demanded she put some effort in when she didn't feel like it. <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/letters/=p.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":P" title=":P (Lick)" /><br /><br />15) Is 6 going to ever get married?<br />Perhaps. She'd wear a cool dress, I know that much. <br /><br />16) Would 7 make a good throw rug?<br />Her hair would look cool fanned out, but no, I don't think that's what people are for. <br /><br />17) What song would make a good theme song for 9?<br />If I chose something it'd be wrong, ask him. <br /><br />18) Would you ever go on a date with 8?<br />Yeah, that'd be fun. <br /><br />19) What would happen if 1 and 2 met?<br />They have. Far as I know, they're cool. There could be secret hatred though, you never know. <br /><br />20) If 3 was being mean to you, would 4 rescue you?<br />Only once she'd finished laughing. <br /><br />21) Do 5 and 6 know each other IRL?<br />Yup. Most certainly. <br /><br />22) If 7, 8, and 9 were playing a video game, who would win?<br />I dunno, Liss or Peter. Sorry Iz. <br /><br />23) If you saw 3 and 5 kiss, what would be your reaction?<br />"What kind of crazy parallel universe am I in?"<br /><br />24) Who would you take camping with? 1 or 8?<br />Awh, we make such a great three-woman-team! (ish)<br /><br />25) Who is more important to you? 4 or 9?<br />I shall never choose!<br /><br />26) Does 2 have a grudge against 7?<br />Not that he's ever told me about. <br /><br />27) If 3 was on a deserted island with 4 and 5, what would happen?<br />Richard would begin to feel very left out very quickly. Then he'd get upset and ring me or Izzy. <br /><br />28) Imagine 6 threw you a party at his/her house. Would 9 be invited?<br />I have been before, so I hope so. <br /><br />29) What if 7 and 4 locked themselves in a room. What would they do?<br />Um...I'm gonna keep this quiz PG...They'd play rock paper scissors. <br /><br />30) Would 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, or 9 do this tag?<br />1: Already did it<br />2: Only if he's very bored. <br />3: No<br />4: Maybe, but only discretely. Or on Facebook, the cheat! <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/letters/=p.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":P" title=":P (Lick)" /><br />5: Possibly once she gets back<br />6: Probably not<br />7: Don't think so<br />8: Maybe<br />9: Maybe maybe.<br /><br /><br />Hi guys! I came back! See you all soon, hopefully. <br />x<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>The man from Melbourne gave me a lollipop</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 14 Jul 2009 09:07:27 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ 1.Spell your name without an E,R,S,H,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N.<br />G---- J--- JO--- O-BO-- D-WD---<br /><br />2.Are you single?<br />Nope<br /><br />3.What is your favorite number?<br />4<br /><br />4.What is your favorite color?<br />Blue<br /><br />5.Least favorite color?<br />Brown<br /><br />6.What are you listening to?<br />The TV<br /><br />7.Are you happy with your life right now?<br />Yuss<br /><br />8.Are you involved with anyone?<br />I suppose I am<br /><br />9.What is your favorite subject in school/ college?<br />History or German. <br /><br />10.Do you shop at Abercrombie?<br />No<br /><br />11.Do you have money?<br />As of today, I have earnt Â£1029 <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /> <br /><br />12.Would you take an ex back?<br />Nah, I don't think so<br /><br />13.Are you outgoing?<br />Ish<br /><br />14.Are you gay?<br />No, Nida still hasn't managed it<br /><br />15.Where do you wish you were right now?<br />A beach<br /><br />16.What should you be doing right now?<br />Going to the post office<br /><br /><br />THE CANS:<br />Can you blow a bubble?<br />Yeah<br /><br />Can you do a cart wheel?<br />Never could, still can't<br /><br />Can you touch your toes?<br />They're not that far away<br /><br />Can you wiggle your ears?<br />No<br /><br />Can you touch your tongue to your nose?<br />Nuh-uh<br /><br /><br />THE DIDS:<br />Did you ever want to be a doctor?<br />No, ew<br /><br />Did you ever want to be a fire fighter?<br />No, ew<br /><br />Did you ever want to be a teacher?<br />No, ewwwww<br /><br />Did you ever break the law?<br />Once or twice, maybe<br /><br /><br />THE DOs:<br />Do you like rollercoasters?<br />Once I'm on, yeah<br /><br />Do you own a bike?<br />Yeah, and I really wanna start riding it properly<br /><br />Do you play the lotto?<br />Nope<br /><br />Do you like football?<br />Yeah, it's cool<br /><br />Do you have a shopping addiction?<br />Closer to a phobia, really<br /><br />THE DOES:<br />Does your family have family picnics?<br />When it's nice enough, yeah<br /><br />Does you wallet have any pics in it?<br />No, but I think it should, I read an article<br /><br />Does your job bring you satisfaction?<br />It's cool and it pays, so yeah<br /><br />Does a soft answer turn away wrath?<br />Occasionally, if you do it right<br /><br />THE LASTS:<br /><br />Last car ride?<br />Jamie drove from Witley station to his house. I'm still in one piece!<br /><br />Last text message?<br />Caroline<br /><br />Last baby you held?<br />Jo's baby Lily<br /><br />LAST THING?<br />What was the last thing you bought?<br />Train ticket<br /><br />What was the last thing you had to drink?<br />Water<br /><br />What was the last thing you watched?<br />Mock the Week<br /><br />What was the last thing you read?<br />Fame is the Spur <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /><br /><br />What was the last thing your hand wrote?<br />Directions to Cactus Blue<br /><br />THE WHOS:<br />Who last talked to you on the phone?<br />Mrs P. Dudd<br /><br />Who was the last person you took a picture of?<br />Leif<br /><br />Who was the last person to leave you a comment?<br />Safi<br /><br />Who do you miss right now?<br />Quite a few people, they're all not around<br /><br />Who last hugged you?<br />Nida<br /><br />CURRENTLY:<br />What color shirt are you wearing?<br />Purple<br /><br />Have any tattoos?<br />No<br /><br />Have you any piercings?<br />Now, yeah <br /><br />Straight hair or curly?<br />Closer to straight<br /><br />Where are you?<br />Behind you<br /><br />HAVE YOU EVER:<br />Failed a class?<br />Don't think so<br /><br />Professed your love and been turned down?<br />Nope, not yet<br /><br />Accomplished a life goal?<br />A couple, I think<br /><br />Thought you were pregnant?<br />Mm, paranoia takes over every so often<br /><br />Sang in front of a crowd?<br />Yup<br /><br />SIX THINGS YOU WILL FIND IN YOUR ROOM:<br />1. Witty comments<br />2. Paint pots<br />3. Tiny green giraffe<br />4. DVDs<br />5. N64<br />6. Mess<br /><br />THREE RELATIONSHIP QUESTIONS:<br />1.In a relationship?<br />Yep<br /><br />2.Want a relationship?<br />This would be so harsh if I didn't say yes<br /><br />3.Wanna get married?<br />Not especially<br /><br />FOUR THINGS ON YOUR MIND:<br />1. Socks<br />2. Post<br />3. Football<br />4. My mouth<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Even copying and pasting this was long</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2009 15:55:29 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ THE LONG & UNCOMFORTABLE SURVEY<br />(Lets see if you can get through it.)<br /><br />LAYER 1: ON THE OUTSIDE.<br />-Name: Greer<br />-Birth Date: 20th June 1993<br />-Current Location: My bed<br />-Hair Color: Dark blonde<br />-Righty/Lefty: Righty<br /><br />LAYER 2: ON THE INSIDE.<br />-Your fear: Hitting something hard after falling off something high<br />-Your dream of the perfect date: Rainbow spotting<br />-Goal you'd like to achieve: Earn enough money this year to pay my way to Egypt<br /><br />LAYER 3: YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW.<br />-Your thoughts first waking up: Eh, rain?<br />-Your best physical feature: Eyes. Izzy says so. <br />-Your bed time: Whenever my mum decides I look too tired to function any more. <br />-Your most missed memory: Building war machines out of lego with my brothers, so that we could bring about the demise of the entire circle-headed race. I always made the boats...<br /><br />LAYER 4: YOUR PICK.<br />-Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi<br />-McDonald's or Burger king: Burger King, I think<br />-Single or Group Dates: Quintuple!<br />-Adidas or Nike: Nike<br />-Cappuccino or Coffee: Ick to both<br /><br />LAYER 5: DO YOU.<br />-Smoke: No<br />-Take showers: Yes<br />-Have a crush: Yup<br />-Like school: No, but I have aaaaaages off now, so it's ok. <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /><br />-Believe in yourself: Depends on what I'm doing<br />-Believe what goes around comes around: A little<br /><br />LAYER 6: IN THE PAST MONTH.<br />-Gone to the mall: Nope<br />-Been on stage: Nope<br />-Eaten sushi: Nope<br />-Been hurt: A little<br />-Dyed your hair: Nope <br />I did have a cool month, you just asked the wrong questions!<br /><br />LAYER 7: HAVE YOU EVER:<br />-Played a stripping game: Uhuh<br />-Been beaten up: Not really<br />-Changed who you were to fit in: Once or twice<br /><br />LAYER 8: GETTING OLD.<br />-Age you're hoping to be married by: 1,000,000<br />-Number of kids you're planning on having: 0.0000001<br /><br />LAYER 9: IN A GIRL/GUY.<br />-Best eye color: Blue<br />-Best hair color: Brown or blonde<br />-Short or long hair: Middlish<br />-Fat or fit: Fit<br />-Looks or personality: Personality<br />-Fun or serious: Depends how I feel<br /><br />LAYER 10: WHAT WERE YOU DOING.<br />1 MINUTE AGO: Drinking water<br />1 HOUR AGO: Talking to Richard<br />1 WEEK AGO: Sleeping after a fun but tiring weekend<br />1 YEAR AGO: Wondering how many skeletons I'd have to put together tomorrow<br /><br />LAYER 11: FINISH THE SENTENCE.<br />I FEEL: Quiet<br />I HATE: Tidying<br />I HIDE: Chocolate<br />I NEED: A kiss<br />I LOVE: Batman<br /><br />What is a food that you'd hate to be allergic to?: Ice cream<br /><br />What color was the last towel you used?: Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo and violet. I love my rainbow towel<br /><br />Would you prefer to date someone taller, shorter, or the same height as you: Taller, but I'd rule a lot out if I didn't settle for the same height. <br /><br />When was the last time your nose bled?<br />About 6 months ago<br /><br />How old are you turning this year?<br />I just went 16<br /><br />What is your favorite thing to snack on while watching a movie?<br />Crispy M&Ms<br /><br />Swimming pool or hot tub?<br />Pool<br /><br />Can you swim well?<br />Quite<br /><br />What body part do you wash first in the shower?<br />My shoulders<br /><br />Who would you allow to read your thoughts for one day?<br />Someone who would never again meet me or anyone I know<br /><br />What kind of first impression do you think you make? <br />Something like "She's reasonably inoffensive" most of the time. Occasionally "Won't be going near her again", "Wow, she's insane" or "God, she was annoyingly helpful"<br /><br />Name your last reason for using a camera? <br />Wanting to capture a moment of brilliance for eternity (the sunset was nice)<br /><br />Where was the last place you fell asleep other than your bed?<br />A tube train<br /><br />What are you excited about? <br />Getting my ears pierced on Wednesday<br /><br />When was the last time you laughed really hard & why?<br />Sunday afternoon, when the old guy I kissed went round the restaurant telling everybody I'd made his day<br /><br />What are you wearing? <br />Shirt, jeans, smiley hoody and underwear<br /><br />Did you enjoy your weekend?<br />Yeah, it was cool<br /><br />Do you regret anything you've done recently?<br />Maybe one thin<br /><br />Is there anybody you wish you could see? <br />Mm...<br /><br />Have you ever kissed anyone with a name that starts with J or M? <br />Yup, though with two very different mindsets<br /><br />How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust? <br />Five<br /><br />Do you think youÂll be married in 10 years? <br />No<br /><br />What makes you mad most about guys? <br />They just don't get it, whatever it may be<br /><br />Do you even like getting flowers? <br />Yeah, it's n... ]]></description>
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                <title>I'll never be too old to waste time</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 21 Jun 2009 08:45:10 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay I'm 16! <br /><br /><br />Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. Pass it on to 15 people you like and include me. Try not to repeat a song title. It's harder than you think.<br /><br /><br />Pick an artist: KT Tunstall<br />---------------------------------------------------<br />Are you male or female: Beauty of Uncertainty<br /><br />Describe yourself: Hopeless<br /><br />How do you feel about yourself: Saving my Face<br /><br />Describe where you currently live: Silent Sea<br /><br />If you could go anywhere, where would you go: Other Side of The World<br /><br />Your favorite form of transportation: Paper Aeroplane<br /><br />Your best friend is: Another Place to Fall<br /><br />What's the weather like: Suddenly I See<br /><br />Favorite time of day: Through The Dark<br /><br />If your life was a TV show, what would it be called: False Alarm<br /><br />Feelings on high school: Miniature Disasters<br /><br />What is life to you: Hold On<br /><br />What is the best advice you have to give: Universe & U<br /><br />If you could change your name, what would it be: Funnyman<br /><br />Your favorite food is: White Bird<br /><br />What did you do last night?: Black Horse & The Cherry Tree<br /><br />What're your plans for tomorrow?: Little Favours<br /><br />How you would like to die: Stoppin' The Love<br /><br />Your present condition: If Only<br /><br />Your thoughts on your love life: Heal Over<br /><br />Your motto: I Don't Want You Now<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>I am the new message in your inbox</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2009 13:27:31 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ 1.What does the sixteenth text in your inbox say?<br />"Lol, his face"<br /><br />2.Has someone ever told you they would be with you forever?<br />Yeah.<br /><br />3.Last person you were in the car with?<br />The Duerden family.<br /><br />4.Any plans for tomorrow?<br />Revise a bit of Chemistry, find some cool MSN buddies to talk to. <br /><br />5. How long does it take you have a shower?<br />Twenty minutes, including the epic hair washing. Only about 7 without. <br /><br />6.When is your birthday?<br />In five days. <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br /><br />7.Is tomorrow going to be a good day?<br />It should be ok, maybe a bit boring. <br /><br />8.Did you kiss anyone friday?<br />Parents and a brother. <br /><br />9.Ever thrown up in public?<br />Yes. On a bus. That was horrid in so many ways. <br /><br />10.What's on your mind RIGHT NOW?<br />The fact that I should really be getting on with dinner. <br /><br />11.Who was the last person you talked to?<br />In person, my dad. <br /><br />12.What is the WORST subject they teach at school?<br />Food Tech. <br /><br />13.Have you seen anyone lately that you don't get along with?<br />Not for a while. Study leave's cool like that. <br /><br />14.What is your favorite colour shirt to wear?<br />Multicoloured. <br /><br />15.Have you ever been in a car accident?<br />No. <br /><br />16.Whats the closest thing to you that's green?<br />The stems on some plastic roses. <br /><br />17.Where would you like to be right now?<br />At the beach. <br /><br />18.Write down some lyrics to the song you're listening to<br />"Pappa was a copper and momma was a hippie"<br /><br />19.How many dogs do you have?<br />Zero.<br /><br />20.Is anything bugging you right now?<br />I'm kinda wondering why the sky looks brown.<br /><br />21.How is life going for you right now?<br />Pretty good. <br /><br />22.Is there someone you care about more than yourself?<br />Uhuh. <br /><br />23.What made you laugh today?<br />Beartank. <br /><br />24.What was the last film you watched?<br />The Man With Two Brains<br /><br />25.What's the last conversation you had about?<br />How conditioned I am. <br /><br />26.What were you doing at 7:00 this morning?<br />Dreaming about a woman pretending to be Mr. Hammons and the first day of sixth form. <br /><br />27.Do you like your hair long or short?<br />Long. <br /><br />28.Do you want to see somebody right now?<br />Mm, I do. <br /><br />29.Do you like the rain?<br />It's cool. <br /><br />30.Do you think you'll have a Valentine next year?<br />Depending on your definition of a Valentine, that varies from "I doubt it" to "Maybe". <br /><br />31.The last person you kissed needs you at 3 AM, would you go?<br />If he really did need me, yes. <br /><br />32.Would you honestly say you'd risk your life for someone else?<br />Yeah, I would.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2009 11:43:45 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ My kitty chose the title.<br /><br /><br />1.Is that your natural hair colour?<br />Yup. <br /><br />2. Where did your icon come from?<br />I don't know, really. I just found it on my computer and thought it was cool. <br /><br />3. What's your middle name?<br />Jean Joyce Osborn<br /><br />4. Your current relationship status?<br />Taken. <br /><br />5. Honestly, does your crush like you back?<br />As far as I'm aware, yeah. <br /><br />6. What is your current mood?<br />Blank. <br /><br />7. What colour underwear are you wearing?<br />Pink with cherries on. <br /><br />8. What makes you happy?<br />Hugs, chocolate, baking, my friends...<br /><br />9. Are you musically inclined?<br />Not to any meaningful level<br /><br />10. If you could go back in time, and change something what would it be?<br />I'd get up at a decent time this morning and go to Tesco and buy some caster sugar. <br /><br />11. If you MUST be another animal for ONE day- what would you be?<br />A dolphin. I always wanted to be a dolphin. <br /><br />12. Ever had a near death experience?<br />Nah, not really. I'm pretty alive. <br /><br />13. Something you do a lot?<br />Breathe. <br /><br />14. What's the name of the song stuck in your head right now?<br />Blowin' in the Wind - Bob Dylan. I opened my history book on that page. <br /><br />15. Who did you copy and paste this from?<br />Safi. She's not a right idiot. <br /><br />16. Name someone with the same b-day as you?<br />Pete Ashby. <br /><br />17. When was the last time you cried?<br />Last night. Not in a while for any actual reason, though. <br /><br />18. Have you ever sang in front of a large audience?<br />Mm, occupational hazard of being in a choir. <br /><br />19. If you could have one super power what would it be?<br />Today, I feel like invisibility. <br /><br />20. What's the first thing you notice about the OPPOSITE sex?<br />Their shoes.<br /><br />21. What do you usually order from Starbucks?<br />I don't think I've ever ordered from Starbucks, so nothing. <br /><br />22. WhatÂs your biggest secret?<br />I hate you. <br /><br />23. What's your favorite colour?<br />Blue. <br /><br />24. When was the last time you lied?<br />I'unno, a while ago, I guess. <br /><br />25. Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?<br />Every so often, yeah. <br /><br />26. Do you have braces?<br />Nope, straight teeth. <br /><br />27. If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be?<br />I'd get a body that actually worked. <br /><br />28. What are you eating or drinking atm?<br />Water. I keep going dizzy. <br /><br />29. Do you speak any other language?<br />I have GCSEs in French and German <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" />. I can read Latin, but not speak it. <br /><br />30. What's your favorite smell?<br />Almonds. <br /><br />31. When was the last time you shaved your legs?<br />St. Swithen's Day. <br /><br />32. What were you doing this morning at 8am?<br />Dreaming about coming back from a country holiday on a train and meeting two old ladies who loved my make up bag. <br /><br />33. What were you doing 15 minutes ago?<br />Wondering if I should start making dinner. <br /><br />34. What are you wearing?<br />A spangly top, jeans, spotty socks and the underwear you already know about. <br /><br />35. Are you mad at anyone right now?<br />Nope, people are cool right now. <br /><br />36. The last 2 people to say they loved you?<br />James and Safi, I think. <br /><br />37. Last thing received in the mail?<br />A bikini. <br /><br />38. Do you have any famous relatives?<br />Some boxer called Tiger, but nobody actually famous. <br /><br />39. Have you ever been searched by the cops?<br />No. <br /><br />40. How is your hair?<br />It's angry at me, I keep getting rid of all its favourite knots. <br /><br />41. How many different drinks have you had today?<br />Five. Wow, the variety. <br /><br />42. What have you eaten today?<br />Nothing amazing enough to merit mentioning. <br /><br />43. Are you good at maths?<br />Some bits. I can't divide, but other than that I'm ok. <br /><br />44. Do you have plans for Saturday night?<br />Come home and sleep. <br /><br />45. Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach?<br />Sometimes. Depends how I feel. <br /><br />46. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?<br />Yeah, it was fun till I got sleepy. <br /><br />47. Do you like the ocean?<br />Yes, I do, it's pretty. <br /><br />48. What are you excited about?<br />20th June. Really needs to hurry up. <br /><br />49. What did you do last night?<br />Did nothing and looked forward to doing nothing today. <br /><br />50. Are any of your great-grandparents still alive?<br />No, long gone, I'm afraid. <br /><br />51. Where do you keep your change?<br />On my bed, at the moment. <br /><br />52. Do you remember the most naughty night of your life?<br />Yeah. <br /><br />53. Would y... ]]></description>
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                <title>And, with a smiley face drawn on my cleavage...</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2009 15:48:28 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I feel obliged to do something cheery. This counts. <br /><br /><br /><br />This survey gets a little personal can you handle it?<br />I think I can. *brave face*<br /><br />If you married the last person you texted, what would your last name be?<br />Dewdney. <br /><br />Were you happy when you woke up today?<br />Yes. I realised I only had to put my uniform on one more time. <br /><br />Have you talked to a complete jerk today?<br />Nah, everyone was cool today. <br /><br />What's a fact about the last person who texted you?<br />She got a bit sad today. <br /><br />Want someone back in your life?<br />Not enough to do anything about, but it might be cool. <br /><br />What are you excited for?<br />20th June. No more exams = best birthday present ever. <br /><br />What were you doing yesterday?<br />Sitting an RS exam about Christianity. That was fun. <br /><br />Honestly, who was the last person to tell you that they love you?<br />Um...A lot of people have said they love me today, maybe Safi. <br /><br />What's the last thing you put in your mouth?<br />Banana milk. <br /><br />Are you scared to fall in love?<br />Nope, it's not scary. <br /><br />Do you think teenagers can be in love?<br />Yes<br /><br />What time is it right this second?<br />21:45:05<br /><br />Is it easy to make you cry?<br />Yes. Pretty much any film would do it. <br /><br />Do you find it hard to trust others?<br />No, it's pretty easy for me. <br /><br />Do you care too much/not at all/just enough?<br />Way more than I should for most things. <br /><br />How fast does your mood change?<br />If I'm set in a mood it probably won't change that quickly. <br /><br />Do you tell people you're OK when you're really not?<br />Yes. I have a special "I'm fine" voice, and everything. <br /><br />Who is someone you wish you could fix things with?<br />Nobody, really, everyone's pretty fixed with me right now. <br /><br />Have you ever worn the opposite sex's clothing?<br />Yeah, it's not such a good deal when you're a girl. <br /><br />When is your next road trip?<br />I dunno, I'm not planning any right now. <br /><br />Do you have someone of the opposite gender you can tell everything to?<br />As much as I tell anybody, yeah. <br /><br />What would happen if you had a baby with the last person you kissed?<br />It would be locked in a tower, fed only tomatoes and be named Fucktard. As if having us for parents wouldn't screw the thing up enough. Well done, Molly. <br /><br />Is your hair curly or straight?<br />Something annoyingly in between. <br /><br />What are you doing tomorrow?<br />ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. Ehem, sorry, I mean Maths revision. <br /><br />Name something you dislike about the day you're having?<br />My legs hurt. I must be growing...<br /><br />Have you ever, in any way, been betrayed by someone you trust?<br />Yes, unsurprisingly. <br /><br />How late did you stay up last night and why?<br />Some hour of the early morning, coz I was busy with words and solitaire. <br /><br />Are you picky about who you give your number to?<br />As long as I get theirs back, no. <br /><br />What do you prefer: Pizza Hut or DominoÂs?<br />Domino's. <br /><br />Have you ever gotten a teddy bear from a girlfriend/boyfriend?<br />No, never. <br /><br />Would you rather go to Greece or Hawaii?<br />Greece. Greece is cool. <br /><br />What is wrong with you right now?<br />Nothing that significant. <br /><br />Who is the last person that made you laugh?<br />Leif. He wished me happy birthday. <br /><br />Are you going through any pain at the moment?<br />Yeah, my legs ache a little. <br /><br />What did you do this afternoon?<br />Went to a park with some awesome people, did some awesome things and was in some awesome photos/videos. It was awesome. <br /><br />What are you doing tonight?<br />Grinning at my successfully vandalised shirt. <br /><br />Who was the last person to look at you like you were crazy?<br />Some dude on the common that did not understand why I was twirling in said vandalised school shirt. <br /><br />Do you hate the last guy/girl you had a thing with?<br />Not hate, no. <br /><br />Who was the last person you cried in front of?<br />Peter, probably. <br /><br />Did the one person who hurt you the most in your life apologise?<br />No. <br /><br />Do you think that youÂre a good person?<br />Not really. <br /><br />Have you held hands with anyone today?<br />Yeah. I had Safi on one side and Molly on the other. Happy times. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /><br /><br />Have you ever thought about getting your lip pierced?<br />No, ew. <br /><br />Have a best friend?<br />I have several. <br /><br />Have you had more than 3 boyfriends/girlfriends at the same time?<br />No, I'm not that bad. <br /><br />Do you have any plans for the weekend?<br />I'm going to Brighton. That should be fun. <br /><br />For the rest of the week?<br />Yeah, Maths revision... ]]></description>
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                <title>"Revision..."</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2009 10:18:11 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Name: Greer Dewdney<br /><br /><br />1. If your doctor told you TODAY that you were pregnant, what would you say?<br />"Oh, shoot, Mai's gonna wanna come with me to the abortion place."<br /><br />2. Do you trust all of your friends?<br />Yuhuh, they're safe. <br /><br />3. Would you move to another country to be with the one you love?<br />Long as it wouldn't ruin the whole of my life, yeah. <br /><br />4. Do you believe that everything happens for a reason?<br />Yup. <br /><br />5. Can you make a dollar in change right now?<br />I think I have about 10 cents, so no. <br /><br />6. Which one of your friends do you think would make the best doctor?<br />Nida. <br /><br />7. Are you afraid of falling in love?<br />Nah, it's not particularly frightening. <br /><br />9. Is there someone who pops into your mind at random times?<br />Yes. <br /><br />10. What's your most favourite scar?<br />The one through my tongue. <br /><br />11. When was the last time you flew in a plane?<br />Mid August last year, on the way back from Spain. <br /><br />12. What did the last text message you sent say?<br />Something about lying in the sun instead of doing Physics revision. <br /><br />13. What features do you find most attractive in the preferred sex?<br />Eyes. <br /><br />14. Fill in the blank. I love:<br />Rock 'n' roll, so put another dime in the jukebox, baby. <br /><br />15. What is a goal you would like to accomplish in the near future?<br />Make it through to the Summer in style. <br /><br />16. If you were to wake up from being in a coma for an extended time who would you call?<br />I'd hope that if I was in a coma everyone I cared about would know already. But if not, one of my parents, I suppose. <br /><br />17. How many kids do you want to have?<br />None right now. <br /><br />18. Would you make a good parent?<br />Once they were old enough to learn that screaming is really annoying, sure. <br /><br />19. Where was your profile picture taken?<br />I'unno. S'just colour. <br /><br />20. What's your middle name?<br />Jean Joyce Osborn.<br /><br />21. Honestly, what's on your mind right now?<br />Safi. <br /><br />22. If you could go back in time and change something, what would it be?<br />Probably nothing. Far too risky, and I'm pretty happy with how I've turned out. <br /><br />23. If you could change your name, what would you change it too?<br />I don't think I would, I like being a Greer, there aren't many of us. <br /><br />24. What are you wearing right now?<br />My dad's old t-shirt and some tracksuit bottoms. Comfy clothes <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" />. <br /><br />25. Righty or Lefty?<br />Righty. <br /><br />26. Best place to eat?<br />The floor in my living room, with the rest of my family on one of our awesome meal days. <br /><br />27. Favourite jeans?<br />The ones that I put some safety pins on the belt hook of. I always forget they're there when I'm looking for safety pins, though. <br /><br />28. Favourite animal?<br />Lemur. <br /><br />29. Favourite juice?<br />Saft? Apfelsaft. <br /><br />30. Have you had the chicken pox?<br />Yeah, pictures of me holding my newborn brother with it. He still hasn't had it, though...<br /><br />31. Have you had a sore throat?<br />Once or twice, yeah. <br /><br />32. Ever had a bar fight?<br />No.<br /><br />33. Who knows you the best?<br />Um...Jamie, Safi, Nida, Peter or my mum. I'unno. <br /><br />34. Shoe size?<br />Eight. <br /><br />35. Do you wear contact lenses or glasses?<br />Glasses, when there's something I really wanna read over 2 metres away. <br /><br />36. Ever been in a fight with your pet?<br />Only in an angry miaow way. <br /><br />37. Been to Mexico?<br />Nope. <br /><br />38. Did you buy something today?<br />No, didn't want anything, really. <br /><br />39. Did you get sick today?<br />I was too happy for sickness today. <br /><br />40. Do you miss someone today?<br />Yeah. S'nothing new, though. <br /><br />41. Did you get in a fight with someone today?<br />No, actually. Too happy for fights, too. <br /><br />42. When was the last time you had a massage?<br />Sometime a couple of years ago, I think. <br /><br />43. Last person to lay in your bed?<br />Me. Other than that, my brother. <br /><br />44. Last person to see you cry?<br />Mum. <br /><br />45. Who made you cry?<br />Leif.  <br /><br />46. What was the last TV show you watched?<br />Bones. <br /><br />47. What are your plans for the weekend?<br />Buy some things, write a newsletter, cook some food, get some shorts, maybe fit in some revision. Maybe. <br /><br />48. Who do you think will re-post this?<br />Nida. But she'll feel ashamed, and do it in tiny writing under an update, so she doesn't look like such a loser. <br /><br />49. Who was the last person you hung out with?<br />Izzy. I do love the steps outside my house. <br /><br />50. If your significant other asked you to marry them TODAY wh... ]]></description>
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                <title>Coz Safi wanted to swap</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 28 Mar 2009 15:12:19 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ You answer, and I get to see what a couple of people think about me. <br />Choose your words carefully. <br /><br />1: Where did you and I meet?<br /><br />2: Take a stab at my middle name:<br /><br />3: How long have you known me?<br /><br />4: The last time we saw each other?<br /><br />5: Would I ever go skydiving?<br /><br />6: Your first impression of me upon meeting/seeing me?<br /><br />7: Am I funny?<br /><br />8: What's my favourite music?<br /><br />9: What do I want to do more than anything?<br /><br />10: What is the one thing you think I should do?<br /><br />11: Do I have any special talents? If so, what are they?<br /><br />12: Would you call me average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, snobby, or something else (what)?<br /><br />13: Have you ever hugged me?<br /><br />14: My favourite food?<br /><br />15: If there was one good nickname for me, what would it be?<br /><br />16: Your favourite memory of me?<br /><br />17: If you and I were stranded on an island, what would I bring?<br /><br />18: Who is/are my closest friend(s)?<br /><br />19: What is your overall impression of me?<br /><br />20: Where do you think I will be in 25 years?<br /><br />21: How much do you love me? <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2009 13:32:02 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ What's a fact about the last person you liked? <br />-They confuse me.<br /><br />Who was the last person you gave up on? <br />-Someone in my German class. Some people just won't learn. <br /><br />Have you talked to a complete jerk today?<br />-Several. Occupational hazard of my average day. <br /><br />What did you do last night?<br />-Nattered, came up with some arty ideas, did some English homework, mashed some potatoes to death. <br /><br />Do you think relationships are even worth it? <br />-The better ones are. <br /><br />If you could pack up and move would you? <br />-No. <br /><br />Do your parents REALLY know you? <br />-They know bits of me far better than most people, but have no clue about other bits. <br /><br />When was the last time you laughed really hard?<br />-When I told my parents what I thought 'tba' stood for. <br /><br />What are you excited for? <br />-Being able to shove these exams, this year and this uniform all behind me. <br /><br />Has anyone told you lately that they would always be there for you? <br />-Lately, it's been more realisations that they won't. <br /><br />What do you want right now?<br />-A really big soft hug. <br /><br />Do you fall for people easily?<br />-Not really. <br /><br />Would you ever get a tattoo? <br />-I don't think so. Too scared of the what-ifs.<br /><br />What's your mood right now?<br />-Mildly apprehensive. <br /><br />Did you enjoy your weekend? <br />-Yeah. It was fun. <br /><br />Last person you told a secret to? <br />-My teddy. <br /><br />Are you stubborn? <br />-With most things I think I'm right about, yeah. <br /><br />Are you gonna be home alone tonight? <br />-No, people are around today. <br /><br />Are you listening to music right now? <br />-Yup, as per usual. <br /><br />Who else is in the room with you? <br />-S'just me at the mo. <br /><br />In winter, would you rather wear jackets or hoodies? <br />-Hoodies. My neck gets cold and I can deal with looking like a chav. <br /><br />Do you wish you were somewhere else right now? <br />-Yuhuh. <br /><br />How long can you go without your mobile phone?<br />-A day or two, probably. <br /><br />Ever kissed someone else's girlfriend/boyfriend? <br />-Not as far as I know. <br /><br />What's the worst time to say I love you? <br />-When your partner has just gone "Listen..."<br /><br />Who was the last person in your room besides family? <br />-Nida. Though she may as well be family, really. <br /><br />What is one place you would love to visit right now? <br />-Germany or Austria. Both cool and extra speaking prep. <br /><br />Do you know anyone named Dan? <br />-A couple, yeah. <br /><br />Is there someone you know you should hate, but you can't? <br />-Heh, yeah. <br /><br />Is there anyone you trust even though you shouldn't? <br />-I imagine so. <br /><br />Are you afraid of falling in love? <br />-It ain't all that frightening, really. <br /><br />Have you had the chicken pox? <br />-Yup. Scars to prove it. <br /><br />Are you a forgiving person? <br />-Normally, yeah. <br /><br />Are you talking to someone while doing this? <br />-Only over the magic of teh interwebs. <br /><br />Are you younger than 21? <br />-Yeah, just a bit. <br /><br />Do you like winter? <br />-Long as I'm somewhere warm, yeah. <br /><br />How clean is your room? <br />-Hah. I room can't remember what clean looks like. <br /><br />Do you have feelings for anyone? <br />-Yup, my emotions work like that. <br /><br />Is there anyone you need to tell something? <br />-Need? I don't think so. I can think of a couple of conversations that could be interesting. <br /><br />Do you want to yell at the top of your lungs? <br />-Yeah, and I've gotta sing in a while, so I'll get the chance. <br /><br />What do you think about people who get hair extensions? <br />-They've got freedom of expression, and it's none of my business. <br /><br />Are you named after a grandparent? <br />-Both my grandmas, yeah. <br /><br />Whose bed did you sleep in last? <br />-Mine.  <br /><br />Do you like the colour green?<br />-It makes me think of spring, so yeah. <br /><br />How many hours did you sleep for last night? <br />-Seven or eight. <br /><br />How do you feel about the last person that called you? <br />-They're great and I love them very much. <br /><br />Are you someone's first love? <br />-I don't know, really. <br /><br />Last place you smoked a cigarette? <br />-N/A, never done it. <br /><br />Last time you received flowers? <br />-I got some plastic ones last weekend, but I don't think anyone's ever given me real ones. <br /><br />Who were you with last Monday? <br />-A medley of friends and acquaintances. <br /><br />What are you doing tomorrow? <br />-School, Le Corbusier and Wandsworth Archaeology. <br /><br />Are you addicted to anything? <br />-I don't think so. <br /><br />Are you tired? <br />-Almost always. <br /><br />What are you about to do? <br />-Go out to an Easter concert to sing some songs. <br />... ]]></description>
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                <title>Don't hate me, I'm innocent.</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2009 14:21:12 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Apparently I am to start at 100% and remove 1% for everything that I have done. And then I am to tag people.<br /><br />01. Smoked<br />02. Drank alcohol<br />03. Cried when someone died.<br />04. Been drunk.<br />05. Had sex.<br />06. Been to a concert.<br />07. Gotten/given a hand job.<br />08. Been verbally/sexually harassed.<br />09. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.<br />11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up.<br />12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose .<br />13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.<br />14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.<br />15. Been to prom.<br />16. Cried at school.<br />17. Gotten lost in a Wal-Mart or a department store.<br />18. Went streaking.<br />19. Given or received a lap dance.<br />20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.<br /><br />PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 89%<br /><br />21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.<br />22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.<br />23. Kissed a stranger.<br />24. Hugged a stranger.<br />25. Went scuba diving.<br />26. Driven a car.<br />27. Gotten an x-ray.<br />28. Hit by a car.<br />29. Had a party.<br />30. Done drugs.<br /><br />PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 83%<br /><br />31. Played strip poker/darts/pool.<br />32. Got paid to strip for someone.<br />33. Run away from home.<br />34. Broken a bone.<br />35. Eaten sushi.<br />36. Bought porn.<br />37. Watched porn.<br />38. Made porn.<br />39. Made beans.<br />40. Been in love.<br /><br />PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 78%<br /><br />41. French kissed.<br />42. Laughed so hard you cried.<br />43. Cried yourself to sleep.<br />44. Laughed yourself to sleep.<br />45. Stabbed yourself.<br />46. Shot a gun.<br />47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.<br />48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours.<br />49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.<br />50. Watched an animal die.<br /><br />PERCENTAGE SO FAR? 71%<br /><br />51. Watched a person die.<br />52. Kissed somewhere with at least 1 person present.<br />53. Pranked somebody.<br />54. Put somebody in the hospital.<br />55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.<br />56. Made spicy beans.<br />57. Dressed punk.<br />58. Dressed Goth.<br />59. Dressed preppy .<br />60. Been to a motocross race.<br /><br />PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 67%<br /><br />61. Avoided somebody.<br />62. Been stalked.<br />63. Stalked someone.<br />64. Met a celebrity.<br />65. Played an instrument.<br />66. Ridden a horse.<br />67. Cut yourself.<br />68. Bungee jumped.<br />69. Ding dong ditched somebody.<br />70. Been to a wild party.<br /><br />PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 61%<br /><br />71. Been caught stealing something.<br />72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.<br />73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.<br />74. Gone out with your friend's crush.<br />75. Got arrested.<br />76. Been pregnant.<br />77. Babysat.<br />78. Been to another country.<br />79. Started your house on fire.<br />80. Had an encounter with a ghost.<br /><br />PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 55%<br /><br />81. Donated your hair to cancer patients.<br />82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.<br />83. Cried over a member of the opposite sex.<br />84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 2 months.<br />85. Sat on your butt all day.<br />86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.<br />87. Had a job.<br />88. Gotten cut from a sports team.<br />89. Been called a whore.<br />90. Danced like a whore .<br /><br />PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 48%<br /><br />91. Been mistaken for a celebrity.<br />92. Been in a car accident.<br />93. Been told you have beautiful eyes.<br />94. Been told you have beautiful hair.<br />95. Raped somebody.<br />96. Danced in the rain.<br />97. Been rejected.<br />98. Left a restaurant without paying.<br />99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.<br />100. Been raped.<br /><br />Final Percentage: 44%<br /><br />...Or maybe not so innocent as I thought. Now the secret is out, drat. <br /><br />xXx<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>If it's a choice, read Nida's.</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2009 12:33:41 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Coz hers will inevitably be more interesting and we love her and yay. <br /><br /><br />Let's start it off with, are you available?<br />No. Very busy, very taken. <br /><br />Have you ever slept in the same bed with the last person you kissed?<br />Yeah. Comfy cozy. <br /><br />What were you doing at 10:30 last night ?<br />Getting a glass of water. <br /><br />Were you happy when you woke up today?<br />No, I was really annoyed at myself.  <br /><br />Do you get along more with girls or guys?<br />Guys. They're just that little bit more straightforward. <br /><br />What are you currently hearing?<br />Daniel - Bat For Lashes<br /><br />What are you excited for?<br />Melissa's 16th. <br /><br />Who's thinking about you right now?<br />How am I supposed to know? <br /><br />Have you kissed anyone on the lips today?<br />Nope. <br /><br />Do you like anyone?<br />I like lots of people, I'm friendly like that. <br /><br />Last person to text you ?<br />My dad. <br /><br />Will your next kiss be a mistake?<br />I doubt it. <br /><br />How late did you stay up last night?<br />I conked at about 11:15. Before finishing my homework. Stupid body. <br /><br />When's the next time you'll see your closest friends?<br />Tomorrow. <br /><br />You have siblings over the age of 20?<br />Yeah, though that's kinda weird now I think about it. <br /><br />Has anyone put their arms around you in the past 5 days?<br />Yeah, quite a few peoples. I get hugs. <br /><br />Who did you last say ' I love you' to?<br />Um...Safi, I think. <br /><br />Do you hate anyone at the moment?<br />Not really. <br /><br />Do you miss someone?<br />Yes.<br /><br />How exactly are you feeling?<br />Exhausted, and still pretty annoyed at myself. <br /><br />Are you scared of spiders?<br />Only if they're legitimately harmful. Not if they're just little and spidery. <br /><br />Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?<br />Yes. Not to change, just to laugh. <br /><br />Do you regret anything in your past?<br />No. <br /><br />Do you want to have kids?<br />Definitely not now, come back to me in a decade or so. <br /><br />Do you type fast?<br />Yeah, Mavis Beacon taught me. <br /><br />What are you craving right now?<br />A nap in a warm place. <br /><br />Do you have trust issues?<br />In that I'm far too quick to do so, yeah. <br /><br />Who was the last person you cried in front of?<br />My mum. <br /><br />Do you give out second chances too easily?<br />Yes. <br /><br />Is it easier to forgive or forget?<br />Forgive. I can deal, but I tend to remember. <br /><br />Is this year the best year of your life?<br />It's been pretty good so far, but it's not winning yet. <br /><br />Have/can you fill this out without lying?<br />Have so far, should be able to continue. <br /><br />What's the last thing you put in your mouth?<br />My pencil. <br /><br />Have you ever kissed anyone named Matthew?<br />No. <br /><br />Name people that made you laugh today?<br />Caroline, Nida, Safi, Molly, 'Lissa, Peter, Sujitha, Annabel, Hugh, usw. I laugh a lot. <br /><br />If you could move somewhere else, would you?<br />Nope, I love this place. <br /><br />Ever been kissed under fireworks?<br />Yeah. <br /><br />Do you believe exs can be friends?<br />If they both want to be, yeah. <br /><br />Do you like calling or texting better?<br />In an ideal world, calling. I just happen to always be too short on credit, time or privacy to do so. <br /><br />How do you feel about Diet Dr Pepper?<br />It's tasty. <br /><br />Where are you at right now?<br />In bed, all wrapped up with my duvet. <br /><br />What was the last thing someone bought for you?<br />A waistcoat. <br /><br />Was yesterday better than today?<br />No. Wasn't much worse. Just that same odd mix of fun and crap as every day is. <br /><br />Can you live a day without TV?<br />Yeah, I did yesterday, and probably will tonight, unless there's something amazing on. <br /><br />Are you mad about anything?<br />Not right now. <br /><br />Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?<br />They're worth everything they've caused me so far. <br /><br />When was the last time you were extremely disappointed?<br />The last time I sent a proper text that went unanswered. <br /><br />Night out or night in?<br />In.<br /><br />What items could you not go without during the day?<br />I don't know, actually. My computer, I guess. <br /><br />Would you share a drink with a stranger?<br />I'd drink with a stranger, but probably not from the same cup. <br /><br />Do you think its right for straight guys to get their tongue pierced?<br />If they really want to, though it won't help them much in attracting me. <br /><br />Have you ever thrown shoes on a telephone wire?<br />No, and I've never really wanted to. <br /><br />What does the last text message in your inbox say?<br />I love yooou~ (:<br /><br />How do you feel about your life right now?<br />This very moment it ain't all that great. I'm sure i... ]]></description>
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                <title>And again!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 08 Mar 2009 15:29:46 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ 1. PICK OUT A SCAR YOU HAVE, AND EXPLAIN HOW YOU GOT IT?<br />Teeth marks through my tongue. I jumped at my brother, and went straight into the bookcase behind him when he dodged. Said bookcase still has a scar, too. <br /><br />2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?<br />Hehe. An awesome mess of doodles courtesy of my awesome mess of friends. <br /><br />3. WHAT DOES YOUR PHONE LOOK LIKE?<br />It's a Motorola L6. It's silver and there's a One United tag off the side of it, so I know it's mine. <br /><br />4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?<br />Whatever happens to be on. <br /><br />5. WHAT IS YOUR CURRENT DESKTOP PICTURE?<br />A big splodge of colours. <br /><br />6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?<br />An extra day of weekend. <br /><br />7. DO YOU BELIEVE IN GAY MARRIAGE?<br />Yuhuh. Don't see why I shouldn't, really. <br /><br />8. WHAT TIME WERE YOU BORN?<br />11:58am. Just in time for lunch. <br /><br />9. ARE YOUR PARENTS STILL TOGETHER?<br />Yep. <br /><br />10. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?<br />Stephen Fry explaining an atom. <br /><br />11. DO YOU GET SCARED OF THE DARK?<br />Only if there are odd shapes in it. <br /><br />12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?<br />School. No-one in particular, just the whole thing. <br /><br />13. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOUR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?<br />Blondey-brown and greeny-brown, respectively. <br /><br />14. DO YOU LIKE PAINKILLERS?<br />In that they make me better, yeah. <br /><br />15. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINKS?<br />Energy drinks. I don't like them, but I actively hate coffee. <br /><br />16. FAVE PIZZA TOPPING?<br />I don't eat much pizza anymore. <br /><br />17. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?<br />A really fat chicken salad sandwich on that ridiculously thick white bread. Ah, the fantasies of a coeliac. <br /><br />18. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE MAD?<br />My mother, I believe. <br /><br />19. DO YOU SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE?<br />Speak? French and German. Nobody speaks Latin. <br /><br />20. WHAT WAS THE LAST GIFT SOMEONE GAVE YOU?<br />A white rose bush ass. <br /><br />21. DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE?<br />Yupz. <br /><br />22. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?<br />No, only slightly bendy. <br /><br />23. FAVOURITE FRIEND?<br />Nobody picks, that's not how it works. <br /><br />24. WHAT'S YOUR DREAM CAR?<br />I don't really know cars. <br /><br />25. DO YOU BELIEVE IN AFTER-LIFE?<br />Not really. Have fun while you can. <br /><br />26. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MARRIAGE?<br />It's slowly becoming pointless, but if you can find a point I don't have anything massive against it. <br /><br />27. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?<br />If I'm falling in love with them anyway, surely I don't have much choice in the matter. <br /><br />28. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?<br />With whatever words come into your head first when you think about said person. <br /><br />29. Say a number from 1-100.<br />89.<br /><br />30. BLONDE OR BRUNETTE?<br />Me? Blonde. <br /><br />31. WHAT IS THE ONE PHONE NUMBER SHOWS UP ON YOUR PHONE THE MOST?<br />On looking, Safi. <br /><br />32. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?<br />Most often? My brother. <br /><br />33. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE U.K.?<br />Yeah. Magic of aeroplanes. <br /><br />34. YOUR ONE WEAKNESS?<br />My tendency to believe the best of people. <br /><br />35. WHAT WAS THE LAST GIFT YOU GAVE?<br />Some buttercup yellow paper. <br /><br />36. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVOURITE HOLIDAY?<br />Crete in 2007. So much fun. <br /><br />37. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?<br />Yeah, and watched several more. <br />...This is Steve from the Greek Lottery. <br /><br />38. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE THIS?<br />Painting white roses red so the Queen of Hearts wouldn't find out I planted the wrong colour. <br /><br />39. IF YOU COULD GET PLASTIC SURGERY WHAT WOULD IT BE?<br />Um...I don't think I'd bother. <br /><br />40. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?<br />I'll go with the safe option and say my hair. <br /><br />43. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL?<br />Laugh at those who actually cared. <br /><br />44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?<br />The usual sort of inspired gifts I end up with. <br /><br />45. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?<br />Germaine Greer. Rock the feminism. <br /><br />46. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?<br />Not on still ones (cept for once in a car boot with Harry) but if I ever see a shooting one, I will do. <br /><br />48. WHICH FINGER[S] IS YOUR FAVOURITE?<br />My right index one - points the best. <br /><br />49. WHAT UNDERWEAR ARE YOU WEARING?<br />Black with pink bits. <br /><br />50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?<br />I do. Everyone else mocks my spacing, but I like it. <br /><br />51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE VEGETABLE?<br />Parsnips. <br /><br />52. ANY BAD HABITS?<br />Bouncing. <br /><br />53. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD ON THE SHELF?<br />Uh...Where do I start?<br /><br />54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WIT... ]]></description>
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                <title>Oh look, a bandwagon.</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2009 14:51:05 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ A<br />- Available: Nah, sorry guys (and gals).<br />- Age: 15. Still. <br />- Annoyance: People who say my name over and over and over in a really high pitched voice when they want me to do their homework.<br />- Animals: Lemurs.<br />- Actor: Christian Bale.<br />- Actress: Kirsten Dunst.<br /><br />B<br />- Beer: Serves a purpose, I suppose.<br />- Birthday: 20th June.<br />- Best Friend: You want me to choose? No chance.<br />- Body Part on Opposite Sex: Arms. Dunno why, just is. <br />- Best Feeling in the World: Waking up happy, fixes the whole rest of the day. <br />- Big Words: Let me look clever. <br />- Blind or Deaf: Deaf. <br />- Best Weather: Really sunny but windy enough that it's not boiling. <br />- Been on Stage: Yep. Loads of fun. <br />- Been Beaten Up: Nope. <br />- Believe in Yourself: Depending on what I'm doing. <br />- Believe in Life on Other Planets: There's gotta be something somewhere. <br />- Believe in Miracles: On some level or another. <br />- Believe in Magic: ''<br />- Believe in God: ''<br />- Believe in Satan: ''<br />- Believe in Santa: ''<br />- Believe in Ghosts/Spirits: ''<br /><br />C<br />- Car: Not of my own<br />- Colour: Bright blue. Like my nails. <br />- Cried in School: Yup. While writing English coursework. <br />- Chocolate/Vanilla: Chocolate.<br />- Chinese/Mexican: Chinese.<br />- Cake or Pie: Cake.<br />- Country to Visit: Egypt. <br /><br />D<br />- Day or Night: Day. More sun. <br />- Dream Vehicle: Something shiny, blue and topless. <br />- Dance: Yeah, and not always to music. <br />- Dance in the Rain: When it's raining, sure. <br />- Do the Splits: Not no more. <br /><br />E<br />- Eggs: Ah! Food Tech exam!<br />- Eyes: Greeny browny mess. <br />- Everyone Has: Something they're not telling you. <br />- Ever Failed a Class: No. <br /><br />F<br />- Full Name: Greer Jean Joyce Osborn Dewdney. <br />- First Thoughts Waking Up: No, no, no! Good dream no leave me!<br />- Food: Is a good thing. <br /><br />G<br />- Greatest Fear: Going splat somewhere and nobody even noticing I'm gone. <br />- Goals: To dig up dead people. <br />- Gum: Decently distracts from boring lessons. <br />- Get Along With Your Parents: Normally. <br />- Good Luck Charm: My little gold Buddha. <br /><br />In Guys/Girls<br />- Eye Colour: Blue.<br />- Hair Colour: Brown/Black.<br />- Hair: Long for a guy, but not long enough to be a girl's. <br />- Height: Ideally taller than me, but that ain't happening easily. <br />- Clothing Style: Izzy's still right.<br /><br />H<br />- Hair Color: Dark blonde. <br />- Height: 5'11.5" <br />- Happy: Often for no apparent reason. <br />- Holiday: Summer.<br />- How Do You Want to Die: Killing myself after Leonard the Apricot drinks poison coz he thinks I'm already dead surrounded by candles and neon blue crosses (R+J FTW!)<br />- Health Freak: Not really. More of a "Eh, so what?" person. <br />- Hate: ...Not being able to think of anything I hate.<br /><br />I<br />- Ice Cream: Cookie Dough. <br />- Instrument: Drums. <br /><br />J<br />- Jewelry: Usually one ring or another, depending on how I feel. <br /><br />K<br />- Kids: Ick. <br />- Kickboxing or Karate: Karate. <br />- Keep a Journal: Not in any regular form. <br /><br />L<br />- Longest Car Ride: 'Bout 9 hours. <br />- Love: All those awesome people (they know who they are). <br />- Laughed So Hard You Cried: Yuhuh. <br />- Love at First Sight: Is called Lust. <br /><br />LAST PERSON WHO...<br />1. Slept in a Bed Beside You: Safi, in a big soft explosion. <br />2. Saw You Cry: Nida. <br />3. Went to the Movies With You: Mum, Dad & Leif. <br />4. You Went to the Mall With: Mum. <br />5. You Went to Dinner With: Dad.<br />6. You Talked to on the Phone: Mum.<br />7. Made You Laugh: Melissa. <br /><br />M<br />- Milk Flavour: Bananana.<br />- Movie: Little Miss Sunshine. <br />- Mooned Anyone: No.<br />- Marriage: Negative side of maybe. <br />- Motion Sickness: No.<br />- McD's or BK: BK all the way. <br /><br />N<br />- Number of Siblings: 1.5<br />- Number of Piercings: 0 (should be 2 come June).<br />- Number: 4. <br /><br />O<br />- Overused Phrase: Safe. <br />- One Wish: To have this "do no work and still look good" thing go on forever. <br /><br />P<br />- Place You'd Like to Live: London. <br />- Perfect Pizza: Wheat free one. <br />- Pepsi/Coke: Pepsi. <br /><br />Q<br />-Queen: Sang some good songs. <br />-Quiet place: Some steps by a holly bush in Yorkshire.<br /><br />R<br />- Reason to Cry: Don't always need a reason, just have my onion moments. <br />- Reality T.V.: Is annoying. <br />- Radio Station: Now? Absolute Radio. When I'm in an odd mood? Magic FM. <br />- Roll Your Tongue in a Circle: Can and do. <br /><br />S<br />- Song: The Day the Music Died - Don McClean. <br />- Shoe Size: 8<br />- Salad Dressing: Is good on salad. <br />- Sushi: Yum. Especially made by Safi. <br />- Scent: Vanilla. <br />- Skipped Class: No. <br />- Slept Outside: Yes.<br />- Seen a Dead... ]]></description>
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                <title>20 randomers walk into a journal...</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 01 Mar 2009 08:32:40 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <b>"Can you name 20 people you can think of right off the top of your head? Don't read the questions underneath until you write the names of all 20 people. *this is a lot funnier if you actually list the names first, no cheating!*"</b><br /><br />1. James<br />2. Safi<br />3. Nida<br />4. Molly<br />5. Melissa<br />6. Izzy<br />7. Caroline<br />8. Harry <br />9. Peter<br />10. Leif<br />11. Mum<br />12. Dad<br />13. Lia<br />14. Sujitha<br />15. Caspar<br />16. Richard<br />17. Ben R<br />18. Keir<br />19. Annette<br />20. Hannah<br /><br />T H E  Q U E S T I O N S . .<br /><br />Â How did you meet 10?<br />I woke up one morning and my parents' attention was instantly divided. <br /><br />Â What would you do if you had never met 6?<br />Laugh a lot less. <br /><br />Â What would you do if 20 and 15 dated?<br />Be very, very creeped out. <br /><br />Â If you could marry either 6 or 14 who will it be?<br />Um...Izzy. <br /><br />Â Did you ever like 9?<br />He's my little gay best friend, course I like him. <br /><br />Â Have you ever seen 4 cry?<br />Uhuh. <br /><br />Â Would 4 and 12 make a good couple?<br />...No. Definitely no. <br /><br />Â Would number 1 and 2 make a good couple?<br />Still no. <br /><br />Â Describe 8:<br />He's Harry. Cool, funny and just slightly insane.<br /><br />Â Last time you saw 12?<br />About an hour ago, he left the room when the football started. <br /><br />Â Tell me something about 17:<br />He just asked me to help with his Sociology homework, and I don't even do Sociology. <br /><br />Â What's 7's favorite color?<br />Right now? Red. We had this conversation in English. <br /><br />Â What would you do if 1 just confessed they liked you?<br />I'd think he'd been taking his time up till now. <br /><br />ÂWhen was the last time you talked to number 6?<br />Friday night, after the ginger exhibition.<br /><br />Â How do you think 19 feels about you?<br />I'm the teenage daughter she hasn't got yet. <br /><br />Â What language does 13 speak?<br />English, normally. Occasionally shouts some Italian. <br /><br />Â Who is 2 going out with?<br />Hm...Your face!<br /><br />Â What year is 18 in?<br />His fourth year of uni. <br /><br />Â What is 5's favorite music?<br />Lord, just about everything cool. Jimi, Panic! or The Beatles, maybe. <br /><br />Â Would you ever date 3?<br />If I was gay and we could get away with it, Hell yeah. <br /><br />Â Is 11 single?<br />No, she's married to my dad. <br /><br />ÂWhat's 10's last name?<br />Osborn. Not mine, but deal with it. <br /><br />Â Would you ever want to be in a serious relationship with 8?<br />I really, really doubt it. <br /><br />Â What do you think about 20?<br />She's cool. And always smiling, which is always nice. <br /><br />Â What is the best thing about 4?<br />The best thing? She talks to me in the kitchen. <br /><br />Â What would you like to tell 16 right now?<br />To get online coz now that you mention it I haven't spoken to him in a while. <br /><br />Â How did you meet 9?<br />He got moved up into my form, and I was like "safe". Something along those lines, anyway. <br /><br />Â What is the worst and best thing about 2?<br />Best - She can always always always cheer me up. Always.<br />Worst - When she wants to, she knows just how to drive me insane. Oh, and her chess pieces are evil.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Yes or No?</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 22 Feb 2009 14:21:08 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ 1. You can ONLY answer Yes or No!<br />2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages or comments you and asks!<br /><br />Now, here's what you're supposed to do... And please do not spoil the fun. Copy and paste this into your journal, delete my answers and type in your answers. Then see what happens.<br /><br />Kissed any one of your dA friends? - Yes<br />Been arrested? - No<br />Kissed someone you didn't like? - Yes<br />Slept more than 18 hours straight? - Yes<br />Fallen asleep at work/school? - Yes<br />Held a snake? - Yes<br />Ran a red light? - No<br />Been suspended from school? - No<br />Totalled your car/motorbike in an accident? - No<br />Been fired from a job? - No<br />Sang karaoke? - Yes<br />Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? - Yes<br />Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? - Yes<br />Caught a snowflake on your tongue? - Yes<br />Kissed in the rain? - Yes<br />Sang in the shower? - Yes<br />Sat on a rooftop? - Yes<br />Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? - Yes<br />Broken a bone? - Yes<br />Shaved your head? - No<br />Lied about your emotions ? - Yes<br />Blacked out from drinking? - No<br />Felt like killing someone? - Yes<br />Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? - Yes<br />Are you adventurous? - Yes<br />Been in a band? - Yes<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Bloop de bloop...</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 14:05:57 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ ...de bloop de bloop <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /><br /><br />Info<br />[ ] I am shorter than 5'4. <br />[x] I think I'm ugly sometimes.<br />[ ] I have many scars.<br />[x] I tan easily.<br />[ ] I wish my hair was a different color.<br />[ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.<br />[ ] I have a tattoo.<br />[ ] I am self-conscious about my appearance.<br />[ ] I have/I've had braces.<br />[x] I wear glasses.<br />[ ] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.<br />[x] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.<br />[ ] I have more than 2 piercing.<br />[ ] I have piercing in places besides my ears.<br />[ ] I have freckles.<br /><br />Family/Home Life<br />[x] I've sworn at my parents.<br />[ ] I've run away from home.<br />[ ] I've been kicked out of the house.<br />[x] My biological parents are together.<br />[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.<br />[/] I want to have kids someday.<br />[ ] I've had children.<br />[ ] I've lost a child.<br /><br />School/Work<br />[x] I'm in school<br />[ ] I have a job<br />[x] I've fallen asleep at work/school<br />[x] I almost always do my homework.<br />[x] I've missed a week or more of school.<br />[ ] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years<br />[ ] I failed more than 1 class last year<br />[x] I've stolen something from my job<br />[ ] I've been fired<br /><br />Embarrassment<br />[x] I've slipped out an "lol" in a spoken conversation.<br />[x] Disney movies still make me cry.<br />[ ] I've peed from laughing.<br />[x] I've snorted while laughing.<br />[x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.<br />[x] I've glued my hand to something.<br />[ ] I've had my pants rip in public.<br /><br />Health<br />[ ] I was born with a disease/impairment<br />[ ] I've gotten stitches/staples<br />[x] I've broken a bone.<br />[ ] I've had my tonsils removed.<br />[x] I've sat in a doctorÂs office/emergency room with a friend.<br />[ ] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.<br />[ ] I had a serious surgery.<br />[x] I've had chicken pox.<br /><br />Travelling<br />[x] I've driven over 200 miles in one day.<br />[x] I've been on a plane.<br />[ ] I've been to Canada.<br />[ ] I've been to Mexico.<br />[ ] I've been to Niagara Falls.<br />[ ] I've been to Japan.<br />[ ] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.<br />[x] I've been to Europe.<br />[ ] I've been to Africa.<br /><br />Experiences<br />[x] I've gotten lost in my city.<br />[ ] I've seen a shooting star.<br />[ ] I've wished on a shooting star<br />[ ] I've seen a meteor shower.<br />[x] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.<br />[x] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.<br />[x] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.<br />[ ] I've been to a casino.<br />[ ] I've been skydiving.<br />[ ] I've gone skinny dipping.<br />[x] I've played spin the bottle.<br />[ ] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.<br />[ ] I've crashed a car.<br />[ ] I've been Skiing.<br />[x] I've been in a play.<br />[ ] I've met someone in person from myspace.<br />[x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.<br />[ ] I've seen the Northern lights.<br />[x] I've sat on a roof top at night.<br />[ ] I've played chicken.<br />[x] I've played a prank on someone.<br />[x] I've ridden in a taxi.<br />[ ] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.<br />[x] I've eaten sushi.<br />[ ] I've been snowboarding.<br /><br />Relationships<br />[ ] I'm single.<br />[x] I'm in a relationship.<br />[ ] I'm engaged.<br />[ ] I'm married.<br />[ ] I've gone on a blind date.<br />[ ] I've been the dumped more than the dumper.<br />[x] I miss someone right now.<br />[ ] I have a fear of abandonment.<br />[ ] I've gotten divorced.<br />[x] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.<br />[x] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.<br />[x] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.<br />[x] I've kept something from a past relationship.<br /><br />Sexuality<br />[ ] I've had a crush on someone of the same sex.<br />[x] I've had a crush on a teacher.<br />[x] I am a cuddler.<br />[x] I've been kissed in the rain.<br />[x] I've hugged a stranger.<br />[x] I have kissed a stranger.<br /><br />Honesty/Crime<br />[x] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.<br />[x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.<br />[ ] I've snuck out of my house.<br />[x] I have lied to my parents about where I am.<br />[ ] I am keeping a secret from the world.<br />[x] I've cheated while playing a game.<br />[x] I've cheated on a test.<br />[ ] I've run a red light.<br />[ ] I've been suspended from school.<br />[x] I've witnessed a crime.<br />[x] I've been in a fist fight.<br />[ ] I've been arrested.<br /><br />Drugs/Alcohol<br />[x] I've consumed alcohol.<br />[ ] I regularly drink.<br />[ ] I've passed out from drinking.<br />[ ] I have passed out drunk at least once in the pa... ]]></description>
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                <title>Quizzzzzzzzzzzzzz</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 14:58:22 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ 1. What would happen if you had a baby with the last person you kissed?<br />I'd be stressed. Very very stressed. <br /><br />2. Last place you hugged someone ?<br />Tooting Broadway tube station. <br /><br />3. Do you know anyone named Matt ?<br />Yup. He lived next door, now he's an electrician. <br /><br />4. What color is your hair ?<br />Blonde. Not bimbo blonde, just blonde. <br /><br />5. When was the last time you talked to one of your siblings ?<br />About two seconds ago. The littlen's sat next to me. <br /><br />6. Is your hair curly or straight ?<br />It can't make up its mind. Somewhere in the middle, I guess. <br /><br />7. Who was the last person you talked to on the telephone ?<br />Um...Caspar, I think. <br /><br />8. Who was the last person you took a picture with ?<br />My mum - memories from Manchester <br /><br />9. Do you have a best friend(s) ?<br />I has lots of bestest friends and I loves them. <br /><br />10. Do you remember what you were like a year ago ?<br />Yeah, I do. Pretty different, I'd say. <br /><br />11. Do you use smiley faces on the computer too much ?<br />Depends who I'm talking to. Not super-excessively, though. <br /><br />12. Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle ?<br />Yep, many times. <br /><br />13. Do you wear glasses ?<br />When I'm trying to focus on something further than 2 metres away, yes. <br /><br />14. Is the sun shining ?<br />It's dark. Not that it was doing when it was light, you understand. <br /><br />15. Are you happy with your life right now?<br />Pretty happy. <br /><br />16. Are you currently jealous ?<br />Not of anything in particular, and not enough to mention it in a quiz.<br /><br />17. What jewellery are you currently wearing ?<br />A ring that looks like a snail. <br /><br />18. What were you doing at 10pm Friday night ?<br />I guess I was just doing something like this, since I can't remember it. <br /><br />19. What are your plans for today ?<br />Stay up too late talking to some cool peoples and then sleep. Sounds good, don't it?<br /><br />20. Have you ever broken someone's heart ?<br />No-one's said so. <br /><br />21. Do you have any weird inside jokes?<br />Little people do not roll off your face!(no matter what you say, Jamie) <br />|__| That much. <br />Love the Candyfloss.<br />Oktobut.<br />Fdeh.<br />...I think that's a yes. <br /><br />22. Do you find piercings attractive in the opposite sex?<br />Not really. Not that many of them are attractive in the same sex. <br /><br />23. Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette ?<br />As it stands now, yeah. <br /><br />24. Name something you dislike about the day you're having ?<br />The kitty is digging me with her claws. <br /><br />25. Is there anybody you're really disappointed in right now ?<br />Not that springs to mind. <br /><br />26. Do you watch a lot of TV ?<br />When I really want to. <br /><br />27. What was the last reason you went to the doctor for ?<br />A haemorrhaging ovarian cyst. <br /><br />28. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 months from now ?<br />I'm hoping so. Not a psychic, though, sorry. <br /><br />29. Do you drink tea/iced ?<br />No to both. <br /><br />30. Have you ever wanted something you couldn't have ?<br />Hasn't everyone?<br /><br />31. Have you ever in anyway, been betrayed by someone you trust ?<br />Yup. <br /><br />32. Do you know anyone that is currently locked up ?<br />No. <br /><br />33. Have you ever dated someone longer than a year ?<br />Yes.<br /><br />34. What was on your mind mostly today ?<br />People I miss, things I have to get done. <br /><br />35. Whose bed did you sleep in last night ?<br />The sofa bed of room 216 in the Ashton-Under-Lyme Travelodge. <br /><br />36. Who was the last person of the opposite sex that you talked to ?<br />My Dad, about one second ago. <br /><br />37. If you could change your eye colour, would you ?<br />Only with a slight shade change.<br /><br />38. What are you listening to right now ?<br />Jack Dee Live at the Apollo. <br /><br />39. Would you ever date the last person you kissed ?<br />Already am, beat that. <br /><br />40. What was your favourite thing about Sunday ?<br />You want me to pick one? No way. <br /><br />41. Do you hate anyone ?<br />There are one or two people I really really don't like, but probably not hate. <br /><br />42. Last phone call received ?<br />Caroline, to squee at me. <br /><br />43. What are you wearing on your feet ?<br />Orange fluffy socks and white slippers with pink hearts on. <br /><br />44. Who did you last get into a big argument with ?<br />My little brother, but it happens all the time, so it's no big deal. <br /><br />45. Have you ever had a really big fight with a best friend ?<br />Yes. Snow helps, though. <br /><br />46. Have you ever worn the opposite sex's underwear ?<br />Yeah. <br /><br />47. What were you doing at 8:00 this morning ?<br />Dozing with my head and everything else under a duvet. <br /><br /... ]]></description>
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                <title>The Beauty of Uncertainty, eh?</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 11 Feb 2009 16:11:50 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ What's currently in your fridge?<br />Open Your Eyes - Snow Patrol<br />And look for yourself, I suppose. <br /><br />Your biggest nightmare?<br />Better Man - James Morrison<br />Than me? ...That ain't too hard. <br /><br />What place would you like to visit?<br />This Land is Mine - Dido<br />Wherever I like. <br /><br />A reason to commit suicide?<br />Love's Not a Competition (But I'm Winning) - Kaiser Chiefs<br />I'm not that competitive...<br /><br />Why are we here?<br />Clocks - Coldplay<br />Now is the time for dA?<br /><br />Something you never dared to say to anyone...?<br />Anything but Ordinary - Avril Lavigne<br />I think most people are aware of that, by now. <br /><br />One thing the world really doesn't need?<br />Lying Eyes - The Eagles<br />'Coz lying is bad. *nod*<br /><br />What's your biggest unfulfilled wish?<br />Sweet Hours - Beth Rowley<br />Lots of time with lots of sugar? Sounds good to me. <br /><br />If you could invent something, what would it be?<br />Brown Eyed Girl - Van Morrison<br />Yeah, some good old robot building. <br /><br />The last thing you say before you die?<br />Hate (I Really Don't Like You) - Plain White Ts<br />Boyd to whoever I die with.<br /><br />What's your destiny?<br />Crazy - Gnarls Barkley<br />Me? Crazy? Never<br /><br />What do you do when you're alone in an elevator?<br />Makes Me Wonder - Maroon 5<br />I'm a thinker in elevators.<br /><br />Why do people go fishing?<br />Forgotten - Avril Lavigne<br />'Coz they forgot what they actually wanted to do?<br /><br />What would you do with your slaves?<br />Gone - Kelly Clarkson<br />Run away or set them free, I guess.<br /><br />Is there a man on the moon?<br />Mad World - Tears for Fears<br />So anything's possible.<br /><br />What does Hell look like?<br />Walking on Sunshine - Katrina and the Waves<br />Not sure that's the image the Christian church tries to put across, but it sounds cool to me. <br /><br />About what would you like to write a book?<br />Discovery Channel - Bloodhound Gang<br />Sure, I like animals.<br /><br />The best thing ever is...?<br />My World - Avril Lavigne<br />...<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br /><br />Why did the chicken cross the road?<br />So Sick of Love Songs - Ne-Yo<br />Someone on the side he started on had Magic FM on their radio.<br /><br />Why do you listen to music?<br />I Wish I was a Punk Rocker With Flowers in my Hair - Sandi Thom<br />And you gotta start somewhere. <br /><br />What do you do when you're alone and nobody's watching?<br />Bring the House Down - S Club 7<br />Yeah, I party...With S Club...<br /><br />Why are other people so stupid?<br />Elvis Ain't Dead - Scouting For Girls<br />And he's keeping us all crazy.<br /><br />Last thing you ate?<br />Isobel - Dido<br />Yummy. <br /><br />Why is grass green?<br />Staple it Together - Jack Johnson<br />Figure it out yourself.<br /><br />Your phone is ringing, but who's on the other end?<br />Miniature Disasters - KT Tunstall<br />Telling me to come fix them, probably. <br /><br />What should you stop doing?<br />Expressing Yourself - Billy Elliot<br />Awh, but it's fun. <br /><br />A word of advice to the readers of this quiz?<br />Kite - U2<br />I'unno, they're fun?<br /><br />So you walk into a your old school and the first thing you think is:<br />Living For The Weekend - Hard-Fi<br />Sounds about right. <br /><br />YOU at the moment are:<br />I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas - Bing Crosby<br />I know I'm early, or late, but I like Christmas. <br /><br />Your appearance has this effect on people:<br />Stoppin' The Love - KT Tunstall<br />Oh dear. <br /><br />This song is a total reflection of your sex life:<br />Crying Shame - Jack Johnson<br />Oh dear, oh dear. <br /><br />Your relationship with God is:<br />Yellow Submarine - The Beatles<br />Complete nonsense, then.<br /><br />God's relationship with YOU is:<br />Sweet Child of Mine - Guns 'N' Roses<br />Score!<br /><br />Think of a good friend. They are:<br />Sweetest Thing - U2<br />Awwwwwwwwwww<br /><br />You want to have a party. The theme is:<br />Teenagers - My Chemical Romance<br />That should be easy. <br /><br />Your friends in general are:<br />Castles in the Air - Don McLean<br />Abstract, up in the clouds and really awesome. <br /><br />Your teachers are/were:<br />I'm a bomb - Natasha Bedingfield<br />Explosive. <br /><br />If you saw Pamela Anderson, you would be:<br />Stop & Stare - One Republic<br />...Maybe if she was in London wearing the red cozzy. <br /><br />So you walk onto the red carpet. Everyone else thinks:<br />My Way - Frank Sinatra<br />Is the best way, obviously. <br /><br />So you are getting married. The theme song to your wedding is:<br />Instant Karma - U2<br />Hehe, what more warning could anyone need?<br /><br />You see love as:<br />Moment - Aiden<br />Just one? That sucks. <br /><br />You see hatred as:<br />The Finis... ]]></description>
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                <title>Just passin' the time</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 06 Jan 2009 13:44:48 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Step 1: Put your MP3 player or whatever on random.<br />Step 2: Post the first line from the first 15 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing the song.<br />Step 3: Post and let everyone you know guess what song and artist the lines come from.<br />Step 4: Strike through when someone gets them right.<br />Step 5: Looking them up on Google or any other search engine is CHEATING!<br /><br />1) You took my hand, you showed me how...<b> (P!nk - Who Knew) </b><br /><br />2) Under a lovers' sky, gonna be with you... <b> (Leann Rimes - Can't Fight the Moonlight) </b><br /><br />3) Fighting evil by moonlight...<b> (Sailor Moon theme song)</b><br /><br />4) I called you today, just to hear you say you were not around... <b> (S Club 7 - I Really Miss You) </b><br /><br />5) You know something's changed, it ain't the same...<br /><br />6) Life's like this, that's the way it is... <b> (Avril Lavigne - Complicated) </b><br /><br />7) Suntanned, windblown, honeymooners at last alone... <b> (Elvis Presley - True Love) </b><br /><br />8) Beauty queen of only eighteen... <b> (Maroon 5 - She Will be Loved) </b><br /><br />9) I haven't ever really found a place that I call home... <b> (Dido - Life for Rent) </b><br /><br />10) Ring my friend, I said you call Doctor Robert... <b> (The Beatles - Doctor Robert) </b><br /><br />11) On the day the wall came down, they threw the locks onto the ground... <b> (Pink Floyd - A Great Day For Freedom) </b><br /><br />12) Look at the earth from outer space, everyone must find a place... <b> (Coldplay - Politik) </b><br /><br />13) Lights go down, it's dark, the jungle is your head... <b> (U2 - Vertigo) </b><br /><br />14) Giant steps are what you take... <b> (The Police - Walking on the Moon) </b><br /><br />15) I think I've found the recipe for creativity... <b> (Natasha Bedingfield - Drop me in the Middle)<br /><br />Good luck, if you bother to try! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /><br />xXx </b><br /><br />The one nobody got was Kimberly Locke - Something's Changed. Congrats on all the others, though. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/t/thumbsup.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":thumbsup:" title="Thumbs Up" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~alexi-greer</author>
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                <title>Just 'coz</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 27 Oct 2008 13:44:37 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE,<br />WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?<br /><br />1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc.)<br />2. Put it on shuffle.<br />3. Press play.<br />4. For every question, type the song that's playing.<br />5. When you go to a new question, press the next button.<br />6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.<br /><br />Opening Credits:<br />Signal Fire - Snow Patrol<br /><br />Waking Up:<br />If You're Gonna - Natasha Beddingfield<br /><br />First Day at School:<br />Good Day Sunshine - The Beatles<br /><br />Falling in Love:<br />Breakaway - Kelly Clarkson<br /><br />Fight Song:<br />Call The Police - James Morrison<br /><br />Breaking Up:<br />Sex On Fire - Kings of Leon<br /><br />Prom:<br />See The Sun - Dido<br /><br />Life is Good:<br />Take me Away - Avril Lavigne<br /><br />Mental Breakdown:<br />Lord Don't Slow Me Down - Oasis<br /><br />Driving:<br />Mad World - Gary Jules<br /><br />Flashback:<br />Instant Karma - U2<br /><br />Getting Back Together:<br />You're All I Have - Snow Patrol<br /><br />Wedding:<br />To Know The Unknown - Innosense<br /><br />Paying the Dues:<br />Makes Me Wonder - Maroon 5<br /><br />Night Before War:<br />Never Know - Jack Johnson<br /><br />Final Battle:<br />Save Me - Remy Zero<br /><br />Moment of Triumph:<br />Superstar - Jamelia<br /><br />Death Scene:<br />Castles In The Air - Don McClean<br /><br />Funeral Song:<br />Warning Sign - Coldplay<br /><br />End Credits:<br />Black Horse & The Cherry Tree - KT Tunstall<br /><br />Heh, well that would be an interesting film. Unintentional comedy, most probably. Ah well. Also, don't hate for the terrible taste in music. I'm trying, honest.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>To my dearest</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 02 Oct 2008 14:58:00 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Dear <a href="http://izzybizy.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/i/z/izzybizy.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconizzybizy:" title="izzybizy"/></a>,<br /><br />I don't really know how to tell you this, but the mafia wants you. I think I realised it when you put cuffs on me in your closet and I saw you sit on Bill Clinton. I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand that your Honda sucks. I'm returning your memories from the military service to you, but I'll keep my virginity as a memory. You should also know that I never will forget the incarnation as an eskimo.<br /><br />Fuck off now,<br />Greer. <br /><br />- Coz I was bored, and thought it would come out funny. Made me chuckle, at least. <br />Oh, and Iz, I guess I'm sorry.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>I've done 83 of the 120 stupidest things</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 19 Sep 2008 13:31:28 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Level 1<br />( ) Smoked A Cigarette<br />( ) Smoked A Cigar<br />(x) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex <br />SO FAR: 1<br /><br />Level 2<br />(x) Are / Been In Love<br />(x) Dumped someone<br />( ) Been Fired<br />(x) Been In A Fist Fight<br />SO FAR: 4<br /><br />Level 3<br />(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person<br />( ) Skipped Class<br />( ) Slept With A Co-worker<br />(x) Seen Someone / Something Die<br />SO FAR: 6<br /><br />Level 4<br />( ) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your deviantART / sheezyart Friends<br />(x) Been To Paris<br />(x) Been To Spain<br />(x) Been On A Plane<br />( ) Thrown Up From Drinking<br />SO FAR: 9<br /><br />Level 5<br />(x) Eaten Sushi<br />( ) Been Snowboarding<br />(x) Met Someone Through Internet<br />( ) Been in a Mosh Pit<br />SO FAR: 11<br /><br />Level 6<br />( ) Been In An Abusive Relationship <br />(x) Taken Pain Killers<br />(x) Liked/loved Someone Who You Can't Have<br />(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By<br />(x) Made A Snow Angel<br />SO FAR: 15<br /><br />Level 7<br />(x) Had A Tea Party<br />(x) Flown A Kite<br />(x) Built A Sand Castle<br />( ) Gone mudding<br />(x) Played Dress Up <br />SO FAR: 19<br /><br />Level 8<br />(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves<br />( ) Gone Sliding<br />(x) Cheated While Playing A Game<br />(x) Been Lonely<br />(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School<br />SO far: 23<br /><br />Level 10<br />(x) Watched The Sun Set<br />( ) Felt An Earthquake<br />( ) Killed A Snake<br />SO FAR: 24<br /><br />Level 11<br />(x) Been Tickled<br />( ) Been Robbed / Vandalized<br />( ) Been cheated on<br />(x) Been Misunderstood<br />SO FAR: 26<br /><br />Level 12<br />(x) Won A Contest<br />( ) Been Suspended From School<br />(x) Had Detention<br />( ) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident<br />SO FAR: 28<br /><br />Level 13<br />( ) Had / Have Braces<br />(x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night<br />(x) Danced in the moonlight<br />SO FAR : 30<br /><br />Level 14<br />(x) Hated The Way You Look<br />(x) Witnessed A Crime<br />( ) Pole Danced<br />(x) Questioned Your Heart<br />(x) Been obsessed with post-it-notes<br />SO FAR: 34<br /><br />Level 15<br />(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud<br />( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World<br />(x) Swam In The Ocean<br />(x) Felt Like You Were Dying<br />SO FAR: 37<br /><br />Level 16<br />(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep<br />(x) Played Cops And Robbers<br />(x) Recently Coloured With Crayons / Coloured Pencils / Markers<br />(x) Sang Karaoke <br />(x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins <br />SO FAR: 42<br /><br />Level 17<br />(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't<br />(x) Made Prank Phone Calls<br />(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose<br />(x) Kissed In The Rain<br />SO FAR: 46<br /><br />Level 18<br />(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus<br />( ) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About<br />(x) Blown Bubbles<br />(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere<br />SO FAR: 49<br /><br />Level 19<br />( ) Crashed A Party<br />( ) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People<br />(x) Had A Wish Come True<br />( ) Been Humped By A Monkey<br />SO FAR: 50<br /><br />Level 20<br />(x) Worn Pearls<br />( ) Jumped Off A Bridge<br />(x) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"<br />( ) Swam With Dolphins<br />SO FAR: 52<br /><br />Level 21<br />(x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cubes<br />( ) Kicked A Fish<br />(x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes<br />( ) Sat On A Roof Top and watched the stars<br />SO FAR: 54<br /><br />Level 22<br />(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs<br />(x) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel <br />( ) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours<br />(x) Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about<br />SO FAR: 57<br /><br />Level 23<br />( ) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree<br />(x) Climbed A Tree<br />(x) Had/Been In A Tree House<br />(x) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone<br />SO FAR: 60<br /><br />Level 24<br />(x) Believed In Ghosts<br />( ) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes<br />( ) Gone Streaking<br />( ) Visited Jail<br />SO FAR: 61<br /><br />Level 25<br />( ) Played Chinese Chicken<br />(x) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on<br />(x) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger <br />(x) Broken A Bone (it was only a finger, but it counts!)<br />(x) Been Easily Amused<br />SO FAR: 65<br /><br />Level 26<br />( ) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later<br />( ) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one<br />(x) Caught A Butterfly<br />(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried<br />(x) Cried So Hard You Laughed <br />SO FAR: 68<br /><br />Level 27<br />( ) Mooned/Flashed Someone<br />(x) Had Someone Moon/Flash You<br />(x) Cheated On A Test<br />(x) Forgotten Someone's Name<br />(x) French Braided Someones Hair<br />( ) Gone Skinny Dipping<br />( ) Been Kicked Out Of Your House<br />SO FAR: 72<br /><br />Level 28<br />(x) Rode A Roller Coaster<br />(x) Went Scuba-Divi... ]]></description>
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                <title>Random music quiz thing.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 12 Jan 2008 14:53:59 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ RULES:<br />
1. Put your music player on shuffle.<br />
2. Press forward for each question.<br />
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn't make sense. NO CHEATING!<br />
4. Bold the questions and with the answers, give your own comments on how it relates to the questions.<br />
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<b>How are you feeling today?</b><br />
Sailor Moon - English Theme Song<br />
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Hmm...I feel like Sailor Moon. Well, why not?<br />
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<b>Will you get far in life?</b><br />
Desperado - The Eagles<br />
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Cool! ...I think.<br />
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<b>How do your friends see you?</b><br />
Walk On - U2<br />
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Hah! Good for them. <br />
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<b>Will you get married?</b><br />
Girlfriend - Avril Lavigne<br />
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Hehe, doesn't look like it. <br />
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<b>What is your best friend's theme song?</b><br />
I Can Be Your Hero - Enrique Iglesias<br />
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Oh how fantastic. <br />
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<b>What is the story of your life?</b><br />
Man. U Hooligan Song - Bobby Reds<br />
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Awesome!<br />
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<b>What was high school like?</b><br />
Stupid Girls - P!nk<br />
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Wow, almost like you were there.<br />
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<b>How can you get ahead in life?</b><br />
Deep Into The Ground - Billy Elliot<br />
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Um...Dig?<br />
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<b>What is the best thing about your friends?</b><br />
This Is How You Remind Me - Nickleback<br />
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Heh, alright.<br />
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<b>What is in store for this weekend?</b><br />
Champagne Supernova - Oasis<br />
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Wow, can't wait. <br />
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<b>To describe your grandparents?</b><br />
Staring At The Sun - Offspring<br />
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...They're crazy? I can live with that.<br />
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<b>How is your life going?</b><br />
Alright - Supergrass<br />
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Pretty self-explanatory, really. <br />
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<b>What song will they play at your funeral?</b><br />
Drops Of Jupiter - Train<br />
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Yay! Cool. <br />
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<b>How does the world see you?</b><br />
Better Man - James Morrison<br />
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...Ok. Weird, but ok. <br />
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<b>Will you have a happy life?</b><br />
I Would Walk 500 Miles - The Proclaimers<br />
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I'm gonna walk a heck of a long way for someone? Ok then, I'll get some good shoes.<br />
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<b>What do your friends really think of you?</b><br />
Shot Through The Heart - Bon Jovi<br />
<br />
Ouch.<br />
<br />
<b>Do people secretly lust after you?</b><br />
I Need A Hero - Bonnie Tyler<br />
<br />
...Is that a yes, then?<br />
<br />
<b>How can I make myself happy?</b><br />
Mr. Blue Sky - ELO<br />
<br />
Wait till the Sun comes out? I can do that. <br />
<br />
<b>What should you do with your life?</b><br />
Castles In The Air - Don McClean<br />
<br />
Well...I like a challenge. <br />
<br />
<b>Will you ever have children?</b><br />
Piece Of Heaven - Cascada<br />
<br />
Hah! Maybe if they behave. <br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Well...That was amusing. And time consuming, too. What a great combination. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Happy Christmas, everybody!</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 26 Dec 2007 04:39:06 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yep, Christmas. Hope everybody had a great time. And season's greetings to everyone that didn't have a Christmas. <br />
<br />
I got clothes, books, games, chocolate, make-up and....<br />
I'm an Official One United Member!!!! Yay!!!<br />
<br />
If anyone has any idea what that is, well done. Otherwise, it's membership to the official fan club of Manchester United, which means I'm able to get tickets to matches, go into competitions, get the newsletter, and be put on the waiting list for any spare season tickets. <br />
That's a really good thing, if you still don't get it. <br />
<br />
I'm going to see Balls of Fury today, should be good. <br />
<br />
Once again, hope you all had a great time!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Jump on it!</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 23 Oct 2007 15:07:30 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yep, you guessed it, another journal about the MCM expo. Cept mine won't be quite as fangirly as some of the others. <br />
So yeah, expo was fun, I didn't actually go inside, but as a consequence enjoyed myself more than I have done previously. We sang, danced, ran, jumped, hopped, skipped, screamed, and all the other random things you have to do in order to have fun. I met some cool people, too. The best bit by far was the dance-off on Saturday afternoon, it was all really random and reaaaaally camp but really fun. <br />
The sleepover at Caroline's was fun too, little sleep, tiramisu for Lia's birthday, a cold garden, a rain of chocolates and opening crisp packets by slicing them on my face was all...interesting, at least.<br />
Blah blah blah blah blah, there's no point in writing any more, bye now. <br />
Love you all<br />
Greer.<br />
xXx<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Proud owner of one not so litttle brother</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 28 Sep 2007 10:02:39 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Hey guys! I'm back! And better, too. Woo for me!<br />
<br />
I was up at 6.30 am today, coz we went out to Denise (a woman I know)'s house at 7 to sing outside her bedroom window as her birthday present. That was fun. <br />
<br />
It's my brother's birthday today too, so everyone say a happy 11th to Leif. (Leif says hi). <br />
<br />
I watched the 1st episode of the new Heroes today, it was cool, but now I'mma get all hooked again, and stuff. Oh well. Never mind.<br />
<br />
I's going to go to Pizza Express soon, so I'm gonna stop writing now. <br />
<br />
Bye bye.<br />
xXx<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Cough</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 17 Sep 2007 07:13:19 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Cough, cough. <br />
I'm ill.<br />
It's boring.<br />
I'm bored.<br />
Cough, cough, cough.<br />
This must be really boring for you to read.<br />
I'll stop now.<br />
I'll go back to sleep.<br />
Bye.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~alexi-greer</author>
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                <title>Playtime is over!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 08 Sep 2007 11:07:19 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Um, yeah. Went on holiday to Crete (it rocked soooooooo much!!!), came back, went back to school. Now I'm there and it's alright. It's a bit confusing trying to figure out where I'm supposed to be and who with, but it's manageable. The homework is done, thus proving I can do it. And I'm sure there's other stuff I should write in here but I really can't be bothered. <br />
This year'll be a doddle, no matter what everyone insists (I hope so, anyway).  <br />
Nothing else I can remember to say...<br />
Bye now<br />
XxX<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~alexi-greer</author>
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                <title>Quiz</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 04 Aug 2007 14:59:01 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://sorceress-eiva.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/o/sorceress-eiva.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconsorceress-eiva:" title="sorceress-eiva"/></a> did it, <a href="http://thelastmagician666.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/t/h/thelastmagician666.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconthelastmagician666:" title="thelastmagician666"/></a> did it, <a href="http://sorceress-vana.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/o/sorceress-vana.png" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconsorceress-vana:" title="sorceress-vana"/></a> did it, and I'm a sheep.<br />
<br />
1) Full Name: Greer Jean Joyce Osborn Dewdney<br />
2) Male/Female: Female<br />
3) Were you named after anyone?: Germaine Greer<br />
4) Does your name mean anything?: Stuff like chief and leader, I think<br />
5) Nick Name(s): Not really<br />
6) What do you think you look like..name wise?: ...I don't know...<br />
<br />
7) Date Of Birth: 20th June<br />
8) Place of Birth and Current Location: London town born and bred<br />
9) Nationality: English<br />
10) Astrology Sign: Gemini<br />
11) Chinese Astrology Sign: Rooster<br />
12) Religion: Nope<br />
13) Whats your favorite smell?: Almonds...mmm...<br />
14) Political Position?: Labour, haven't really got much choice in the matter (my Dad's a Labour councilor) but I doubt I'd want one <br />
15) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?: Water, I'm usually too asleep to taste<br />
<br />
16) Hair + Eye color: Blonde and greeny-browny-hazel<br />
17) Do you look like anyone famous?: Not that I'm aware of<br />
18) What do you look like?: Myself<br />
19) Any unusual talents?: Not unusual, no<br />
20) Righty, Lefty, or Ambidextrous?: Righty, kinda boring but not much I can do about it<br />
21) Straight, Bi, Gay or Other?: Straight<br />
<br />
22) What do you do for a living?: Mooch off my parents, like every good kid<br />
23) What do you do for fun?: See my mates or do something crazy with my little brother (like making his power rangers go bunjee jumping)<br />
24) What are your favorite art materials to work with?: A compass and watercolour paints<br />
25) What kind of materials would you like to work with?: Proper paints, and some canvas<br />
<br />
26) Have you met your grandparents?: Yeah, 3 out of the 4<br />
27) Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Yep, lucky me<br />
28) Crush: I think the above makes this one obvious<br />
29) What celebrity would you date if you could?: Ew, none of them, they're all so...celebrity-ish<br />
30) Current worries?: Right at this second? That the hair-band round my wrist is gonna cut off my circulation <br />
<br />
31) Favorite online Guy/Girl(s): Caroline and sorta Izzy (she's online one minute and off the next)<br />
32) Favorite place to be?: The beach<br />
33) Least favorite place to be?: A clothes shop *shudders* <br />
34) Do you burn or tan?: Tan, mwahaha<br />
35) Ever break a bone?: Nope, I'm nice and boring and safe<br />
36) Favorite cereal?: M&S Triple chocolate crunch<br />
37) Person you cry with: Depends, if I'm really upset then no one, but it's at something sad in a book or film, the chances are my mum'll be right there crying too<br />
<br />
Do You Have...<br />
<br />
38) Any sisters: No, I'm the only girl <br />
39) Any brothers: Two, one older (Keir) and one younger (Leif), I'm the middle one<br />
40) Any pets: 3 cats (Patch, Mole and Pepper) and 2 hamsters (Bruce and Wally)<br />
41) An Illness: I'm a coeliac (I can't eat wheat)<br />
<br />
42) A Pager: No<br />
43) A Personal phone line: No<br />
44) A Cell phone: Yes, but I'm not gonna give you the number, if that's what you're after<br />
45) A visible birthmark: No<br />
46) A Pool or hot tub: Nah, only in my dreams<br />
47) A Car: Not that I own, or drive, I just sit in it<br />
<br />
Describe Your...<br />
<br />
48) Personality: I dunno, Greer-ish<br />
49) Driving: Bad, really bad, Leif never lets me drive in MarioKart coz I always crash<br />
50) Your clothing style: Anything that's clean and/or vaguely respectable<br />
51) Room: Usually hopelessly messy, until I get told to clean it up, then it gets slightly better<br />
52) WhatÂs missing: Noise, I should put the radio on...<br />
53) School: Annoying, but as schools go, mine's alright.<br />
54) Bed: Creaky, but surprisingly inviting<br />
<br />
55) Relationship with your parent(s): Pretty good, not much wrong with them, really<br />
56) Do You believe in yourself: Yup<br />
57) Do you believe in love at first sight?: I don't think so, but I can't be sure<br />
58) Consider yourself a good listener: Usually, yeah<br />
59) Future dream that you would like to share: To have a family who I can come home from work to every day and enjoy my time with<br />
60) Get Along with your parents: Most of the time, only when I'm being a brat I don't<br />
61) Save your e-mail conversations: Not unless they... ]]></description>
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                <title>Glory, glory, Man United.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 04 Aug 2007 06:30:49 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yep, I love Man United. I was at Old Trafford on Wednesday for the Inter match and it was so awesome. Now if only I could find the installation CD for my phone, then I could have a nice Man U related ring-tone. Hmm...it's supposed to be in the box...<br />
<br />
Anyway, I'm packing. It's not fun. But I'll manage, if I can just keep the image of two weeks of lying around in blissful heat watching dolphins and eating Greek food. Yeah, I'll manage. So I'm off on Tuesday (7th) and I'm back on Tuesday (21st). So try not to miss me too much, and if I love you I might bring you something back. <br />
<br />
I bought another dress yesterday, that's completely irrelevant but what the hell. Now I have a pink one and a blue stripy one. <br />
<br />
Bye for now, peeps. <br />
xXx<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>...Summer...summer...</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 17 Jul 2007 13:32:29 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So yeah, Summer's almost here, 2 1/2 days left of school, then six long weeks of holiday. I will miss all my fabuloustastic friends, but I will be in Crete (OMG villa with private swimming pool!) for two weeks, so I may make it.<br />
<br />
I also have to go see my Grandma for a bit, but I'll just be happy and she'll be all 'Ahh! Why you happy, girl? Be sad!' and then I'll be all 'Never!' and then I'll win.<br />
<br />
Um...we had some random lessons today that were kinda pointless, cept an emotional (watching Fawlty Towers) farewell to Mr. Mannan and a games lesson in Maths (Toads and Frogs sucks, Safsi!)<br />
<br />
Oh, and we need a vote, is Gree or Greersy a better name?<br />
<br />
Molly has a wig and is against me, Nida is ill, Caroline, Izzy and Safi are against me too, but I know they love me really, so what the hell. <br />
<br />
Love to everyone who reads this!!!!! <br />
<3 <3 <3 <br />
<br />
Greer. xXx.<br />
<br />
P.S: I wish I was a real knight.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>PARTAY!!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 24 Jun 2007 09:00:40 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Now, if you can't guess what this journal's about, you're silly. It's about the wicked party I had yesterday/today coz it was awesome!<br />
So yeah, thanks to <a href="http://schmeh.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/c/schmeh.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconschmeh:" title="schmeh"/></a>, <a href="http://izzybizy.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/i/z/izzybizy.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconizzybizy:" title="izzybizy"/></a>, <a href="http://mobiusman.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/m/o/mobiusman.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconmobiusman:" title="mobiusman"/></a>, <a href="http://sorceress-vana.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/o/sorceress-vana.png" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconsorceress-vana:" title="sorceress-vana"/></a>, <a href="http://sorceress-eiva.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/o/sorceress-eiva.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconsorceress-eiva:" title="sorceress-eiva"/></a>, <a href="http://apeanutbutteredthing.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/a/p/apeanutbutteredthing.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconapeanutbutteredthing:" title="apeanutbutteredthing"/></a>, <a href="http://thelastmagician666.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/t/h/thelastmagician666.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconthelastmagician666:" title="thelastmagician666"/></a> and <a href="http://fluffybunny.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/default.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconfluffybunny:" title="fluffybunny"/></a> for coming and making it the best party I've been to in a while. The World Wars in my front room created a lot of controversy, but manic dancing soon fixed that. <br />
Um...all my pressies were wicked, don't worry if you didn't get me anything, I really don't care. Thanks a lot if you did, and I love you all soooooooooooo much! Now only 361 days till I'm 15!<br />
<br />
XxX<br />
<br />
It should actually be 360 days, as 2008 will be a leap year. Thank you <a href="http://mobiusman.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/m/o/mobiusman.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconmobiusman:" title="mobiusman"/></a>.<br />
<br />
Ok, ok, I'm stupid. The leap year should make it 362 days, not 360. Than you again, <a href="http://mobiusman.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/m/o/mobiusman.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconmobiusman:" title="mobiusman"/></a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>14!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 20 Jun 2007 09:22:48 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Guess what? Today's the 20th June, and that means...it's my birthday! Yuhuh, I'm 14 and there's nothing you can do about it!!<br />
<br />
I had to do a cello exam this morning but I think I pulled it off ok, then I got two easy lessons and I think I'm about to be taken out to the cinema. <br />
<br />
Not many presents yet, but I thank Sujitha for my jewelery and <a href="http://izzybizy.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/i/z/izzybizy.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconizzybizy:" title="izzybizy"/></a> for my Sympathy Hat Â©, it rules. And of course all my other friends who were nice to me (there are too many to write down here).<br />
<br />
Not much else to say really! Wish me a happy day, buy me stuff, that's about it.<br />
<br />
xXx<br />
<br />
P.S: You don't actually have to buy me stuff.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Exams, again</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 13 Jun 2007 11:06:19 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So yeah, exams again this week, but I don't care. Did three yesterday, and there are another three tomorrow, but they'll be easy. The better bit of it is that we got two days study leave. Both Monday and today rocked, so I'm pretty damned happy, which is never bad. <br />
I have rediscovered S Club 7, I'm betting half of you will want to stone me and half of you will want to hug me, so feel free to do either (I'd prefer the latter, really), they just bring back so many good memories. Not that I'd wanna go back and do my childhood over or anything, once is quite enough. <br />
I've also rediscovered my recorder from my first primary school, it really is a dreadful instrument. <br />
My little brother's school is having their centenary this week so he has to go in dressed as a 1920s gentleman tomorrow, with a suit! He looks so cute (don't tell him I said that)! <br />
Oh, it's my birthday in a week! WOO!!!!!!!! (I have to do a cello exam on it but I don't care)  Should be awesome!! <br />
Anything I forgot...? Oh, hi to Izzy! And that's about it, I think... Tell me if I missed anything. <br />
Bye bye now.<br />
XxX<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Expo</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 28 May 2007 06:18:39 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Expo is now officially over, and I am now officially alive enough to write about it.<br />
The first day was fun, lots of cool stuff to look at and random people to talk to, plus Lia came first in the masquerade, which was nice. The second day was less amazing, but still fun (even if it did get a little cold). <br />
Sleepover was also fun, although some people need to learn to talk about more things that aren't smurfs. Our game of 21 included such lines as "I said 7 and 8, not Yogi Bear!" and "4" (so funny). Other amazing quotes are things like "Help! An orange pig flew in and stole my yeti!" and "Ew! Don't eat the whipped crean covered charcoal sausage!". So yeah, loads of fun, good weekend, etc etc. <br />
And Molly: I want your boots!<br />
Bye Bye now.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Excited?</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2007 11:00:19 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Expo tomorrow, am I completely and totally overwhelmingly exhillarated by the thrill of the thought? Not quite. I mean, it'll be fun and all, but I think some people (cough cough, Caroline Nida and Molly, cough cough) could be overreacting about the amazingness of it. I am, however, looking forward to the sleepover. About 14 people in <a href="http://sorceress-vana.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/o/sorceress-vana.png" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconsorceress-vana:" title="sorceress-vana"/></a>'s living room hyper on coke in the early hours of the morning should be...interesting. I can't wait. Oh, and the suggestion of strip poker should liven things up too. <br />
Anywho, not all that much else to report. Half term! Yay! A week without having to get up early (though I probably will do anyway)! Oh, and my mum said I can get boots, IF I can find some that fit, so that's a new challenge for me. <br />
So yeah, bye bye everybody! <br />
And by the way Caspar, it was 4 times! I watched it again.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Ice lollies for all!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 19 May 2007 14:43:31 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So yeah, still happy, not much I can do about it (as if I want to). <br />
Went to <a href="http://mobiusman.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/m/o/mobiusman.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconmobiusman:" title="mobiusman"/></a>'s party today and it was cool! <a href="http://izzybizy.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/i/z/izzybizy.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconizzybizy:" title="izzybizy"/></a> was there, so was <a href="http://apeanutbutteredthing.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/a/p/apeanutbutteredthing.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconapeanutbutteredthing:" title="apeanutbutteredthing"/></a> and Peter, Richard, Rushmee, Hester, Aleya, William, Jacob, Ruth and Safi were all there too. It was a shame that <a href="http://sorceress-eiva.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/o/sorceress-eiva.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconsorceress-eiva:" title="sorceress-eiva"/></a>, <a href="http://sorceress-vana.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/o/sorceress-vana.png" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconsorceress-vana:" title="sorceress-vana"/></a> and <a href="http://schmeh.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/c/schmeh.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconschmeh:" title="schmeh"/></a> couldn't make it, but it was fun anyhow. Ice lollies for all! Go Jacob! <br />
Oh, I went to mock trial too, and lost, but we got loser's certificates, so yay for us!<br />
Expo coming up, the 'MOST IMPORTANT EVENT OF THE ENTIRE YEAR' apparently, so that should be fun.<br />
So...yeah...<br />
Happy birthday, again, Caspar! <br />
See you all later!<br />
P.S: How come I always come across more hyper when I'm tired?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>:D</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 01 May 2007 08:41:29 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Heya guys! I haven't done this for a while now (though I doubt you really care) coz I was, um, busy. <br />
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I'm still happy, and possibly even more so than I was when I wrote the last journal. Though now it's more of a deep-rooted joy than an overly hyper freakiness. <br />
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So yup, that's pretty much it. I'm happy, everyone else should be happy too. I haven't really got anything to moan about. <br />
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So, bye!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Yay!</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 22 Mar 2007 14:37:22 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ YAY YAY YAY!!!! I AM HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY!!!! Ehem, sorry.<br />
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So yeah, I'm happy for some reason that I'm not quite sure of, but I'm not complaining coz it is uber-fun! Tralala, deedeedee. I think I've been like this since Monday, which is apparently longer than my friends thought I would last. <br />
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Caroline made a scrummy cake today which managed to send a certain someone into a catatonic state through their immense sugar rush. That was fun. It wasn't so much the cake but the pure icing and chocolate sprinkles that did it. Hehehehehehehehehe. I giggle, deal with it. <br />
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And that's pretty much it. Other than everyone else should be happy of course. I think it's working, coz no-one has been too bad this week. Which is good. So you know, be happy. Hehe, bee.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Yeah</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 18 Mar 2007 13:18:20 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I don't know why I'm doing this, I don't really have anything amazing to say, but then, I never really do. It must be so that I can put off this damned geography assessment even more. So, my French exchange partner's coming the wednesday after next, meaning I can add 'clean bedroom' to my endless list of things to do. Yet I never seem to do anything on that list, oh well, I guess it's now a 'things I should do but know I never will' list. That's about it, my life really isn't all that interesting. But you knew that already, so I'll shut up. Oh, and the thingy's broken, I'm not really in all that much pain any more.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>I am ill</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 08 Mar 2007 15:08:00 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yes, I am ill, how fun. It's not really, it's rather horrible. I have a constant stomach ache, headache and feeling that I'm going to be sick. I've just returned from my third trip to sticking my head over the toilet this evening. I can't sleep, even though my body craves it, haven't eaten in a couple of days. SO all in all, not too good. Oh, and everything else is screwed too.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Ahhhh!</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 02 Feb 2007 15:16:26 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I am getting slightly freaked out! My head is just constantly buzzing with creative inspiration and if you know me then you probably know that's not my area of expertise. It's all ideas and poems and pictures and plots etc etc etc etc etc etc , you get the point. Oh well, hopefully I'll get some more decent stuff to put up here. That'll make people happy...if only it were that simple. So yeah...I'm not really sure why this happened. It's been going since I hit rock bottom on Tuesday evening, and even though I've recovered from that, the stupidness won't go away! Oh well...I guess some people live with this all the time. I should take lessons from them, or hope this thing passes.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Tralala</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 27 Jan 2007 08:59:41 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ This is another journal, but I guess you knew that since you're reading it. Hmmm, well...let's see what I can think of to write...oh yeah, I've lost half a stone since I stopped eating wheat and so can now wear jeans. I know that sounds really crap but it's clearly a big thing for me. Um...I'm going on the german exchange trip at school so I'll be gone from the 7th till the 15th of February, then we're going away to Elvedon Forest Center Parcs on the 16th for half term. I have mock SATs on the 5th and 6th, so basically from next Monday onwards I'm busy. I was at the Mock Trial Rehearsal for my school on Friday which was fun coz I get to sit at a computer and tell people they're wrong. We have some lawyers coming to talk to us about trials and so on on Thursday which should be interesting. I think that pretty much sums up my life, seeing as I don't feel like mentioning thw crap bits. Bye!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Meh, I presume this is an update</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 17 Jan 2007 12:01:34 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I have realised I seem to have been silently observing since Christmas. That sounds creepy. ANyway...school's pretty crap, it's all "this is the most important year of your lives!" and yeah. 'Cept I felt happy in IT today coz I understood the thing about vlookup and no-one else did so I had to help everyone and it was funny. Stanley turned all his purple! So yeas, this is me saying I'm alive. Hi, I'm alive! Bye now.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Christmas I suppose.</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 29 Dec 2006 11:29:29 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I have noticed recently that everyone has been doing their 'what I did for Christmas' thingy so I guess this is mine:<br />
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Well my delightful Grandma came down on the 23rd and took over my bedroom, meaning no more internet for me. <br />
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Then Christmas itself was ok, I got the usual books, games, cds, except this year me and my little brother each got a hamster. No idea why but we did. Mine's called Bruce and my brother's is called Wally. If you know me, no prizes for guessing where the names came from. <br />
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Then my Aunt and cousins came down on the 26th and we went ice skating. It was the second time I've ever been and the first time I went I saw my mum break her wrist (fun). So I wasn't very good but my cousin Frankie held my hand and showed me that as long as you keep moving your feet, you shouldn't fall over (problem with that is you can't stop either). So as a result I have lots of bruises (even more fun). <br />
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Then yesterday we had to go out and do the post-Christmas dinner and presents bit so I couldn't go and see Molly for her birthday <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/cry.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":'(" title="Crying" /> . But never mind because I have bought her presents (ha!) and she shall receive them when we have returned to school (ha! again).<br />
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Then today we had to drive my cousin, aunt and grandma to King's Cross St Pancras so they could get the train back to Nottingham. Then I had to go to a party full of random people I'd never met before and 'socialise' (mega-fun). But now I am home and have re-discovered my own computer in my own bedroom and will get to sleep in my own bed tonight.<br />
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And that's just about my Christmas so far. Bundles of fun.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>I'm so cool!</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 21 Dec 2006 03:09:43 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ It's currently 11.01 a.m. and I am for some strange reason incredibly hyper! Caroline is behind me. She is giggling. And I managed to send myself an amazing conversation by hacking into my little brother's account. Isn't that fun? I also have my little brother's keys. If I lose them I will be in much trouble for being a something so and so. But I do not really care as my little brother is currently in Yorkshire with my mother picking up my delightful grandmother (who hates me). So yeah. It is now 11.04 a.m. , that means it took me three minutes to write all that. Is that good? Or is it crap? I'm going to go with good because it is less depressing. Speaking of depressing, I am going to go shopping today and buy Molly a birthday present simply because she doesn't want one. So ha! ha ha ha! I have vouchers!!!!! There are many kinds but they all seem to be usable in Boots. Maybe it's a Boots conspiracy. *looks round* They're watching us...run for your lives!!!!!!! *runs away* I met Richard yesterday. Hehehehehehe. Caspar....when do you get internet back again? Hehehehehehe. That seemed pointless, how will he reply if he doesn't have internet? Foolish, foolish me. Okay, bye bye now. <br />
P.S. It's now 11.09 a.m.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Waaaaaa</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 04 Dec 2006 09:11:46 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ OMG! i feel so crap. and it just gets worse every time i think about it. in short, something really, really bad happened to someone i know, which is hard enough to deal with, but then i keep on thinking what it would be like if i was them and it gets a million times worse. i wrote something crap which you can read if you like. i would also like to point out that it is incredibly frustrating when everyone else breaks down and you find it impossible.  <br />
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if the one person i need to talk to reads this (you know who you are ) please communicate with me so i can at least get my own head straight!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>I give up</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 14 Nov 2006 08:48:38 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I have officially had enough, therefore i am going to start taking care of myself and not others for a short period of time, so there!<br />
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i feel that makes my emotions pretty clear.<br />
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and yes i have reasons but no, you probably won't get them out of me.<br />
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so i guess from now on this has just become a journal entry for the hell of it.<br />
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Bye now.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Flipping Life!!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 06 Nov 2006 10:26:01 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I am getting soooo pissed off right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />
I am supposed to be having the time of my life* but everyone else keeps doing stupid things that result in even stupider things and me having to fix them when i don't want to, then beinig told i don't need to though i clearly do because everything falls apart if i don't**. therefore i am getting very annoyed and feel very sad (weirdo sad not crying sad) because my greatest comfort is talking to people over msn to rant about my life.<br />
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I think i really have hit rock bottom. <br />
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*= at this point school trips, half naked head boys and year elevens in pvc nurse costumes should rock.<br />
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**= i stopped paying attention for five minutes and three people got lost.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Peh</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 31 Oct 2006 11:34:14 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Oh god being a teenager really can suck, no matter what you say izzy. everything has a knack for falling apart and crashing in front of me at the moment. my friends are either hating me or in love or hating me whilst in love and i am just getting so bloody confused!!!!!!!<br />
it's all so depressing. i have my own problems but i have to spend all the time fixing other people's even though i don't want to!! ARGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />
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-dies-<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Guess who's back</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 22 Oct 2006 06:43:17 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Me!!<br />
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I am once again in my home country and i had sooooooooooooooooooooooo much fun in Italy. we did so much and went to so many places and there was so much drama, including one of the teachers having a fight with a random italian bloke. we saw volcanoes, roman cities, beatiful islands and lots of chavvy schools. go mini head! i took 161 photos on my digital camera and if you care enough to want to see them just ask. <br />
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as you can tell i had fun and will probably not forget it in a hurry.<br />
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hope everyone else had fun without me and i shall see you all soon. <br />
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Bye bye.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Farewell...</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 14 Oct 2006 05:44:12 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Farewell and Goodbye to all my delightful friends and friendettes. i shall see you in a week, so do not pine over the great loss of my amazing company for too long. <br />
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As you can probably tell, i am in quite a good mood as Italy is tomorrow and tomorrow is Italy. (sorry) i will be back onj friday spoo if anything goes majorly wrong you will have to wait until then to crush my world. <br />
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Goodbye, tarrah, arivaderchi and Ciao.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Italia</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 08 Oct 2006 13:20:23 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ This time in merely SEVEN days i shall be walking the sacred soil of a land shaped like a boot. sooooo much to do...packing, organising, passport checking, many other pointless tasks...oh well, best to leave them to someone who knows what they're doing. school trips are fun, coz you're not in school (still wanting to burn it down in case you're wondering ) and you get to go with people you know that aren't your family. due to my absence i will be...well...absent from sunday to friday next week. everyone else have fun without me and Izzy, if you read this : Bring In Your Passport Soon Or I Will Have No Partner. Pip pip cheerio, toodleoo and see you soon <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Fneh</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 23 Sep 2006 08:45:21 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Still hating school, and homework!!!! i think perhaps i will have to drown something to feel better, not that i'm violent or anything. not only do i have to deal with my own school problems but now i have a little year 7 that i have help live for about the next year or so. ah well, must be nice, must be nice. will have to work on that.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Argh</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 09 Sep 2006 08:56:50 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ God i hate school! i hate teachers, lessons, breaks, school food and most of the idiots that go there. i've only been back there a week and already i want to torch the place. why do they even have to exist? <br />
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enough of my mindless ramblings, this is probably just another poiuntless journal entry as i have nothing am,azing to say apart from that i am going to my dad's friends house tomorow and his 3 daughters are going to cook so i am a bit scared. <br />
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bye then ]]></description>
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