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                <title>Four Women</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 11 Aug 2007 22:57:23 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ The saddest song I've ever heard. My soul weeps when I hear it.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Nina Simone</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 11 Aug 2007 00:14:56 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ A jazz genius. I love her.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Cigars and the D-E-L</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 09 Aug 2007 21:27:34 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Awesome.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Jazz and ths Blues</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 07 Aug 2007 01:19:07 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Good stuff.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>The Alan Parson's Project</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 06 Aug 2007 21:22:38 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ They don't get enough credit. Well I likes them!!!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>I haven't drawn anything for a while.</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 06 Aug 2007 00:58:06 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I wonder why. Maybe it's because I'm sad that I still don't have all my comics. Or maybe it's because of... no it's because I don't have my comics.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Del The Funky Homosapien a.k.a. Deltron Zero</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 04 Aug 2007 19:34:35 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ The greatest fuckin' rapper of all time!!!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Ol' Dirty Bastard</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 03 Aug 2007 22:24:09 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ One damn fine rapper... It sucks that he died.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>I want my shit back!!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 03 Aug 2007 03:01:02 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Fucking ass didn't bring my comics!!! Now I NEED them!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Handsome Boy Modeling School</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 03 Aug 2007 01:51:32 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ All it takes is sixty dollars... and a dream.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>I fucking love myself</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 03 Aug 2007 00:49:56 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I just never think unhappy thoughts and that makes me so damn happy... That and my strange sence of humor. I like to change words so the sound almost the same but are actually insulting the word.<br />
Alphabit-Alphabite<br />
Rejuvenated-Re-JEW-venated (thats not meant to be racist)<br />
Dick Cheney-Dick Cheney (it's insulting to call some one that)<br />
Richard Nixon-DICK Nixon<br />
And many others.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>The epitome of irony</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 03 Aug 2007 00:12:55 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm a minister.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>!alkaselser</author>
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                <title>Fuck You... Let's Rodeo!!!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 02 Aug 2007 22:37:58 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ A tough ass song from some tough ass bastards.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>My fucking comics</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 01 Aug 2007 21:59:35 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ The bastard did'nt bring 'em ta' me!!!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Dr. Calagari</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 01 Aug 2007 21:25:36 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ What the fuck was his problem?! I mean you give a guy a little bit of power and he goes and hypnotizes someone in a comma to kill people for him!!! What the fuck?!?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Get a "W" tattoed on both of your ass ch</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 01 Aug 2007 16:30:21 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ That way it'll spell wow.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Three toed sloths</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 01 Aug 2007 16:21:06 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ They're fucking hilarious and adoable!!! They even have their own ecosystem in their fur. Plus they can smile.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>The Field Guide to Monsters</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 01 Aug 2007 16:10:01 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ A funny book that gives a description of most of the monsters out there and how to defeat them.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Cosmonauts</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 01 Aug 2007 01:15:51 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Honestly what was the point? I mean it's not like you accomplished anything important... The USSR shoulda' given before they even started.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>There I fixed it.</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 31 Jul 2007 21:55:01 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Now I'm happy.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>I'm so happy.</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 31 Jul 2007 21:52:04 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Tomorrow I'm getting back ALL my comics. Then I can ink/post them.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Hidden basement shrines.</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 31 Jul 2007 19:50:28 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Whats the point?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>!alkaselser</author>
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                <title>Should I upload my graphic novel?</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 31 Jul 2007 18:30:29 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ It's really damn offensive and I don't want to piss anymore people off with it... But it's SO damn funny.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Blank Man</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 31 Jul 2007 17:57:28 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ What the hell were the Waynes Bros. thinking?!? It's the one of the dumbest movies EVER!!!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>My clock's wrong.</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 31 Jul 2007 01:53:35 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I should fix it... but I won't.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>!alkaselser</author>
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                <title>I can't go to sleep untill 5:00</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 31 Jul 2007 01:47:35 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ 'Cause 'a all the times I stayed up that early... And I got class tomorrow!!!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Blacula</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 31 Jul 2007 00:34:44 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Seriously? Dracula bit an African Prince and turned him into a 1970s hipster? Thats highly unlikely.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>!alkaselser</author>
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                <title>FEAR</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 30 Jul 2007 23:18:52 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Another example of tough mother fuckers.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>!alkaselser</author>
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                <title>The Demigodz</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 30 Jul 2007 23:11:08 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Some tough mother fuckers.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>!alkaselser</author>
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                <title>I apply the Flow Cannon.</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 30 Jul 2007 22:41:04 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Deltron Zero and the Automater is the greatest superhero duo of all time!!!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>!alkaselser</author>
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                <title>Satan</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 30 Jul 2007 20:00:00 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Whats up with his tail? I mean it's like," Alright man we get it. You're a big scary demon... OOOOO." Am I right?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>!alkaselser</author>
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                <title>Carmen</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 30 Jul 2007 03:08:37 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ It's a great oprera. You should listen to it.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Journals</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 30 Jul 2007 02:56:41 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ No point to this one.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>!alkaselser</author>
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                <title>My rule of drawing.</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 30 Jul 2007 02:20:31 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ If you're gonna' draw... Why not draw cartoons? They make people happy. My rule is NEVER draw anything unless it will make you laugh.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>!alkaselser</author>
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                <title>The Greatful Dead</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 30 Jul 2007 01:31:02 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ It's wierd that most people don't realize their name is actully "Grateful Dead" not "The Grateful Dead". I find that to be very strange.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Avatars</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 29 Jul 2007 23:53:33 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I can't find a good avatar and I don't know how to make one. This sucks...<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>!alkaselser</author>
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                <title>Opera</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 29 Jul 2007 21:35:55 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ It's great and I love it.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>My comics</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 29 Jul 2007 18:25:51 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ My friend has them all... and I hate it... I need them back.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>!alkaselser</author>
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                <title>History</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 29 Jul 2007 18:24:21 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ It's the greatest subject in the world.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>!alkaselser</author>
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                <title>Deltron 3030</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 29 Jul 2007 18:18:44 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ They are the single greatest rap group... ever.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>I'm surprised I have'nt been banned yet.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 29 Jul 2007 03:35:42 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm sure you all know who I am. So whats going on? Last time I was banned in two hours.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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