http://search.deviantart.com/?q=by:apocalypseowl&section=today deviantART RSS for by:apocalypseowl en-us Copyright 2009, deviantART.com Mon, 21 Dec 2009 23:56:40 PST deviantART.com http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss http://s.deviantart.com/minish/widgets/apple-touch-icon-precomposed.png http://apocalypseowl.deviantart.com/journal/25658325/ http://apocalypseowl.deviantart.com/journal/25658325/ Tue, 30 Jun 2009 18:41:45 PDT
I save the one thing in the gallery that was actually my work (albeit a few shitty drawings.) As soon as I replace my camera's screen (I have developed many skills since you've last heard from me), expect to see what I imagine you zeitgeist hipsters would call 'artwork'.

I'm an artist, I listen to bands you've never heard of.

]]> ~apocalypseowl http://apocalypseowl.deviantart.com/journal/9599208/ http://apocalypseowl.deviantart.com/journal/9599208/ Fri, 04 Aug 2006 14:54:34 PDT ~apocalypseowl http://apocalypseowl.deviantart.com/journal/9158783/ http://apocalypseowl.deviantart.com/journal/9158783/ Fri, 23 Jun 2006 11:24:17 PDT ~apocalypseowl http://apocalypseowl.deviantart.com/journal/9025805/ http://apocalypseowl.deviantart.com/journal/9025805/ Sat, 10 Jun 2006 07:55:13 PDT
And visit these people:



And very much these people:


Not really this guy, cause he's stupid, but...



And, of course:

[link] ]]> ~apocalypseowl http://apocalypseowl.deviantart.com/journal/8885016/ http://apocalypseowl.deviantart.com/journal/8885016/ Fri, 26 May 2006 15:39:58 PDT
THE CHICKEN.

Scientificly: Evoulution had to occur from reptiles to birds, right? So evolution doesn't take place inside the egg. It happens throughtout the chicken's life, or quick spurts between mating seasons. Thus, the chicken must have evolved as it lived.

Religiously: In any religon, there is usually a supreme god. Let us go to the christian religon for now, since it is the simplest, yes? When god created Adam, he made all the other animals too. So I doubt god just said, "Here, Adam, take these eggs and wait 2 months for them to hatch. You must also sit on them."
God is an ass. Plus he'd probably charge shipping and handling. And Adam would have to wait for all the other reptiles and birds to hatch.

Ooh pwned.

And one more thing: Before Eve was created, did Adam have a penis?

Advertising



]]> ~apocalypseowl http://apocalypseowl.deviantart.com/journal/8864301/ http://apocalypseowl.deviantart.com/journal/8864301/ Wed, 24 May 2006 13:42:15 PDT
]]> ~apocalypseowl http://apocalypseowl.deviantart.com/journal/8864299/ http://apocalypseowl.deviantart.com/journal/8864299/ Wed, 24 May 2006 13:42:07 PDT
]]> ~apocalypseowl http://apocalypseowl.deviantart.com/journal/8786700/ http://apocalypseowl.deviantart.com/journal/8786700/ Tue, 16 May 2006 09:07:06 PDT ~apocalypseowl http://apocalypseowl.deviantart.com/journal/8669477/ http://apocalypseowl.deviantart.com/journal/8669477/ Thu, 04 May 2006 07:23:22 PDT ~apocalypseowl http://apocalypseowl.deviantart.com/journal/8625631/ http://apocalypseowl.deviantart.com/journal/8625631/ Sat, 29 Apr 2006 21:53:12 PDT Also, if anybody burns me about using MSpaint, which I didn't, then I will be mad. Not saying any names, but there are two people I know will be on my ass about it. I did it on Adobe photoshop. End of story.

Advertising!!!



Goodnight, folks! ]]> ~apocalypseowl http://apocalypseowl.deviantart.com/journal/8621018/ http://apocalypseowl.deviantart.com/journal/8621018/ Sat, 29 Apr 2006 12:05:08 PDT trawetS ekaJ

2. WHO IS YOUR BEST FRIEND OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Billy Brimmier

3. THE LAST THING YOU DOWNLOADED ON TO YOUR COMPUTER?
The dA interactive buddy!

4. HAVE YOU EVER LICKED A 9 VOLT BATTERY?
:] It tastes like burning

5. LAST TIME YOU SWAM IN A POOL?
School

6. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A SCHOOL PLAY?
No...

7. THERE IS NO QUESTION.
There is now. HOW MANY PIKMIN ARE UP YOUR ASS?

8. TYPE OF MUSIC YOU DISLIKE MOST?
Rare Blend? Toby Keith?! Mayla saxon?! AAAUGH!

10. DO YOU HAVE CABLE?
Shut up.

11. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN ON A MOPED?
Yes! 3rd visit to the emergency room!

12. EVER MADE A PRANK PHONE CALL?
To Sam Greco, Justin Landolina AND Matt Kinol!

13. BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND?
Yes. Hah hah lonely peoples. Again.

14. WOULD YOU GO BUNGEE JUMPING OR SKY DIVING?
Already have, at Kennywood.

15. THERE IS NO QUESTION.
There is now. DO YOU LIKE PEANUT BUTTER?

16. DO YOU HAVE A GARDEN?
It's dead. D:

17. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE COMIC STRIP?
Garfeild, one of the things animists hate most...

18. DO YOU KNOW ALL THE WORDS TO THE NATIONAL ANTHEM?
Sabre does! Go ahead, Sabre!

19. BATH OR SHOWER, MORNING OR NIGHT?
Shower at night. Baths are for 4 year olds. That dump water over themselves with a bucket. While masturbating. XD

20. BEST MOVIE YOU'VE SEEN IN THE LAST MONTH?
Scary movie 4, BITCH!

21. FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPINGS?
Pizza.

22. CHIPS OR POPCORN?
Lays; BBQ.

23. WHAT TYPE OF DEODERANT DO YOU USE?
That's not your buisness. Okay, Axe, you pervert...figures you asked me about the shower...

24. THERE IS NO QUESTION.
...that you are gay.

25. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A BEAUTY PAGENT?
I'm a fuckin boy...bet my brother has, though.

26. ORANGE OR APPLE JUICE?
Purple juice.

27. WHO WERE THE LAST PEOPLE YOU WENT OUT TO LUNCH WITH?
Devon of the Dandruff.

28. FAVORITE TYPE OF CHOCOLATE BAR?
Snickers.

30. LAST TIME YOU ATE A HOMEGROWN TOMATO?
3 years ago and there was a worm in it.

31. HAVE YOU EVER WON A TROPHY?
Yes. What? You didn't ask what kind.

31 1/2. WHAT KIND?
Damnit. Uh...hockey. Now shut up.

32. IF YOU COULD BE A CARTOON CHARACTER, WHO WOULD YOU BE?
Squidward!!!!

33. EVER PUNCHED SOMEONE IN THE FACE?
Many, many times.

34. EVER ORDERED FROM AN INFOMERCIAL?
Tryed to... didn't work.

35. FAVORITE VIDEO GAME?
Kingdom Hearts 2

36. HAVE YOU EVER HAD TO WEAR A UNIFORM TO SCHOOL/WORK?
I have mwa pride!

37. LAST THING YOU BOUGHT AT WALGREENS?
Walgreens...walgreens...um, i didn't buy it, but I got it at walgreens...hehe...

38. EVER THROWN UP IN PUBLIC?
No but I got thrown up on in public...

39. WOULD YOU PREFER BEING A MILLIONAIRE OR FINDING TRUE LOVE?
Please refer to question 13.

40. DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT?
I wouldn't call it love, I'd say annoying slut magnetic techniques.

41. CAN EX'S JUST BE FRIENDS?
If you are in kindergarten, no...

42. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU VISITED IN THE HOSPITAL?
A person.

43. DID YOU HAVE LONG HAIR AS A KID?
Hey look I'm a transvestite...

44. WHAT MESSAGE IS ON YOUR VOICEMAIL MACHINE?
Hello. You have reached "the _______ household". The phone is unavailable at the moment, please leave a message after the beep.

45. WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO RIGHT NOW?
Away from you.

46. WHAT WAS THE NAME OF YOUR FIRST PET?
Ashley and my dad dropped the couch on her head and we had a new paint job...

47. WHAT KIND OF BACKPACK DO YOU HAVE, & WHAT'S IN IT?
Turnip, useless papers I have no idea about.

48. LAST INCOMING CALL ON YOUR PHONE?
Brother's freind... I think he's gay.

49. WHAT IS ONE THING YOU ARE GRATEFUL FOR TODAY?
My girlfreind, a pebble. But more the pebble. B]

50. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MOST?
the pebble. I have drawn a face on her and named her Melinda tha drag queen. ]]> ~apocalypseowl http://apocalypseowl.deviantart.com/journal/8557593/ http://apocalypseowl.deviantart.com/journal/8557593/ Sun, 23 Apr 2006 05:14:09 PDT "Go get a knife" and "STAB TOBY KEITH!!!!" No, really, it's true. And Rare Blend can KEESE MWA ASS!

]]> ~apocalypseowl http://apocalypseowl.deviantart.com/journal/8551453/ http://apocalypseowl.deviantart.com/journal/8551453/ Sat, 22 Apr 2006 13:41:31 PDT
FUCK YOU DARK ARTS ASYLUM! ]]> ~apocalypseowl http://apocalypseowl.deviantart.com/journal/8203723/ http://apocalypseowl.deviantart.com/journal/8203723/ Sun, 19 Mar 2006 04:02:02 PST
The world is spinning to fast; let me off ]]> ~apocalypseowl http://apocalypseowl.deviantart.com/journal/7925939/ http://apocalypseowl.deviantart.com/journal/7925939/ Fri, 17 Feb 2006 13:42:35 PST 1.YOUR NAME SPELLED BACKWARDS?
trawetS ekaJ

2. WHO IS YOUR BEST FRIEND OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Maeghan Thompson

3. THE LAST THING YOU DOWNLOADED ON TO YOUR COMPUTER?
Rise Of The Mushroom Kingdom

4. HAVE YOU EVER LICKED A 9 VOLT BATTERY?
:] It tastes like burning

5. LAST TIME YOU SWAM IN A POOL?
Heinz House

6. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A SCHOOL PLAY?
No...

7. THERE IS NO QUESTION.
No shit, Sherlock.

8. TYPE OF MUSIC YOU DISLIKE MOST?
Fiddy Cent. Gawd.

10. DO YOU HAVE CABLE?
I got high speed connection. BD

11. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN ON A MOPED?
Yes!!!!!

12. EVER MADE A PRANK PHONE CALL?
To Sam Greco...

13. BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND?
Yes. Hah hah lonely peoples.

14. WOULD YOU GO BUNGEE JUMPING OR SKY DIVING?
Already have.

15. THERE IS NO QUESTION.
You ate it.

16. DO YOU HAVE A GARDEN?
It's dead. D:

17. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE COMIC STRIP?
Fox Trot. ^^

18. DO YOU KNOW ALL THE WORDS TO THE NATIONAL ANTHEM?
Oooh saaay can you seeeeee...

19. BATH OR SHOWER, MORNING OR NIGHT?
Shower/bath at night.

20. BEST MOVIE YOU'VE SEEN IN THE LAST MONTH?
I dont watch movies I beat myself up.

21. FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPINGS?
Olives and my brother.

22. CHIPS OR POPCORN?
Lays.

23. WHAT TYPE OF DEODERANT DO YOU USE?
That's not your buisness.

24. THERE IS NO QUESTION.
Excellent observation.

25. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A BEAUTY PAGENT?
I'm a fuckin boy...

26. ORANGE OR APPLE JUICE?
Apple. Even though it kinda looks like piss.

27. WHO WERE THE LAST PEOPLE YOU WENT OUT TO LUNCH WITH?
Girlfriend.

28. FAVORITE TYPE OF CHOCOLATE BAR?
Snickers.

30. LAST TIME YOU ATE A HOMEGROWN TOMATO?
3 years ago and there was a worm in it.

31. HAVE YOU EVER WON A TROPHY?
Only one AND I AINT TELLIN!

32. IF YOU COULD BE A CARTOON CHARACTER, WHO WOULD YOU BE?
A massive ball of them rolled together.

33. EVER PUNCHED SOMEONE IN THE FACE?
Many times.

34. EVER ORDERED FROM AN INFOMERCIAL?
Tryed to... didn't work.

35. FAVORITE VIDEO GAME?
Sims2

36. HAVE YOU EVER HAD TO WEAR A UNIFORM TO SCHOOL/WORK?
Nope. :] FREEDOM FWEE

37. LAST THING YOU BOUGHT AT WALGREENS?
A soda.

38. EVER THROWN UP IN PUBLIC?
No but I got thrown up on in public...

39. WOULD YOU PREFER BEING A MILLIONAIRE OR FINDING TRUE LOVE?
Both, you cribbers...ok love I guess.

40. DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT?
Hells ya it happened to me.

41. CAN EX'S JUST BE FRIENDS?
If you are in kindergarten, no...

42. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU VISITED IN THE HOSPITAL?
Suck my dick.

43. DID YOU HAVE LONG HAIR AS A KID?
Sadly I wore a wig for more than 5 min.

44. WHAT MESSAGE IS ON YOUR VOICEMAIL MACHINE?
Hello. You have reached "the _______ household". The phone is unavailable at the moment, please leave a message after the beep.

45. WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO RIGHT NOW?
Seven Springs hay whaddya know i already am going why what was that was that the sound of me totally pwning you why yes yes it was

46. WHAT WAS THE NAME OF YOUR FIRST PET?
Ashley and my dad dropped the couch on her head and we had a new paint job...

47. WHAT KIND OF BACKPACK DO YOU HAVE, & WHAT'S IN IT?
Turnip, useless papers i hav no idea about.

48. LAST INCOMING CALL ON YOUR PHONE?
Brother's freind... I think he's gay.

49. WHAT IS ONE THING YOU ARE GRATEFUL FOR TODAY?
A pebble.

50. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MOST?
I do not watch porn. ]]> ~apocalypseowl