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                <title>12/2/2009</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 17:53:48 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ "Our culture doesn't get smarter, it just finds new ways of being retarded."<br /><br />"That has got to be the meanest thing you have done since giving a lap dance to that parapalegic!"<br /><br />"...and in this city there is a fear. The fear of the gangs of old ladies that go around beating up fit defenseless young men."<br /><br />"Theres no Chinese people in Bejing! Thats like saying theres farms in Nebraska!"<br /><br />"Guys this started off as a fun little diversion but if I end up having to testify in court I am goin to be SO PISSED!"<br /><br />"Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm a schizophrenic... and so am I"<br /><br />"Ma'am this young lady just ran down Main Street covered in blood and screaming. That's normally the kind of thing that arouses suspicion."<br /><br />"Who needs chocolates and flowers when you've got Hitlers brain in a jar?!"<br /><br />"He is the wolf amongst the lambs! The fox in the hen house! The antipersonnel mine in the marching band convention!"<br />"You know, the sousaphone was origionaly used as a primitive mine clearing device, in that no one would miss the sousaphone player if he found one."<br /><br />"We need to go out and celebrate your birthday!"<br />"Well, I guess it couldn't be as bad as the year my dad set up the surprise party for me and I wet myself in terror... Some 'Sweet Sixteen' that turned out to be..."<br /><br />"DudeÂs got a raccoon on his head. Let me repeat thatÂ..DUDEÂS GOT A RACCOONÂ.ON HIS HEAD!"<br /><br />"I fail to see the shiny halo and hear the choir of angels singing hallelujah."<br />"You're really missing out. The lead angel is playen a kick-ass saxaphone solo right now..."<br /><br />"When the government tells you not to panic, THATS WHEN YOU RUN!"<br /><br />"It's sad really... The Earth starts out beautiful like this, then in 2 million years it'll get destroyed by the Vogons for a hypergalactic highway."<br />"It's not that bad... I heard a planet in Secton 7 got used in an intergalactic board game. Yea, got sucked into a black hole and killed ten billion people... Funny thing is they only got thirty points for it..."<br /><br />"You know this morning I woke up thinking I was going to have a nice realaxing day, have a cup of coffee and brush the dog! BUT NO! Its just past 4 in the afternoon and I'm about to be dropped out of the airlock of an alien ship 5 light years from the smoldering ruins of Earth!"<br />"Oh stop panicing!"<br />"Who said anything... about panicing!? Its just a bit of culture shock! NOTHING MORE!"<br /><br />"You're my friend and all but if you do that again I WILL murder you SO HARD you will probably die from it!"<br /><br />"Where are we going?"<br />"To see what the crowd is all about."<br />"Knowing the people around here its probably an execution."<br /><br />"President Jefferson! We should grant bears the right to vote! If we do not they will rise up and WE will be the ones performing in circuses on bicycles wearing little hats!....mmmm.... nom nom.... zzzzzz.... President Jefferson I am here before you today to announce that I saw a naked Indian woman! To this day I believe that if there is one thing a man should see before he dies, it should be a naked indian woman!"<br /><br />"Heres what you do: tell her the three words EVERY girl wants to hear: 'I was wrong.'"<br /><br />"You're about as assertive as a Manatee on codeine." <br />"Hey! The other day I wanted some soup and there was none in the apartment. What did I do? I went to the friggin' store and got some soup! If thats not taking charge of a situation I don't know what is."<br /><br />"Dude, betting on my love life is like putting two grand on a blind, one legged dachshund to win the Kentucky Derby."<br /><br />"Nothing makes you feel worse than jokingly telling someone that their adopted and no one loves them and then finding out they actually are adopted..."<br /><br />"I love the smell of napalm in the morning..."<br /><br />"Look. Im a male, therefore I am incapable of judging female attraction. It's the second law of sexual dynamics - If you think a girl is attracted to you, you are wrong."<br /><br />"I don't get it. Whenever a guy isn't attracted to a girl, she thinks ' oh he must be gay'"<br />" I know how you feel. Whenever a girl isn't attracted to me i think 'oh i must be gay'"<br /><br />The U.S. "When the going gets tough... John Wayne gets called and ass gets kicked." Ireland: "When the going gets tough... the tough get going... to the local pub."<br /><br />"Thats definantly a Facebook quote!"<br /><br />"Sometimes ya have to loose yourself before ya find anything."<br /><br />"When you're surrounded and outnumbered... Theres only one way out..." <br />"Well, what is it?" <br />"Surrender."<br /><br />"Im here to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and Im all out of bubble gum...."<br /><br />"LADIES! Be honest here: Would you rather a guy who knows a few things about everything or everything about a few things?"<br /><br /><... ]]></description>
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                <title>11/19/2009</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 20:02:06 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So I finally figured out what my problem is... I suffer from B.H.S. (Bleeding Heart Syndrome)<br />Symptoms include: <br />Actual emotions, General niceness, Insane belief that anyone of the opposite gender with a heart beat is an actual human being, Loss of all feelings towards oneself from female humans to other males with an over bloated self ego, sharp pain and growing tightness in the chest, and extreme loss in self esteem. <br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br />PRAY FOR AMERICA<br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />MINUTE MAN PROJECT MEMBER<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />PROUD LUTHERAN!<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> STRAIGHT, WHITE, CONSERVATIVE MALE <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" />PROUD SUPPORTER OF OUR TROOPS AND PROUD MEMBER OF AMERICAN-REBEL-CLUB <a href="http://american-rebel-club.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/a/m/american-rebel-club.png" alt=":iconamerican-rebel-club:" title="american-rebel-club"/></a> & SCOTTISH! <a href="http://scottish.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/s/c/scottish.gif" alt=":iconscottish:" title="scottish"/></a>MY LOCAL F.F.A. AND OUR 4-H!<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /> GOD BLESS AMERICA!<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>11/9/2009</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 17:01:48 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Have you ever been hurt and the place tries to heal a bit, and you just pull the scar off of it over and over again.<br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br />PRAY FOR AMERICA<br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />MINUTE MAN PROJECT MEMBER<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />PROUD LUTHERAN!<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> STRAIGHT, WHITE, CONSERVATIVE MALE <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" />PROUD SUPPORTER OF OUR TROOPS AND PROUD MEMBER OF AMERICAN-REBEL-CLUB <a href="http://american-rebel-club.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/a/m/american-rebel-club.png" alt=":iconamerican-rebel-club:" title="american-rebel-club"/></a> & SCOTTISH! <a href="http://scottish.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/s/c/scottish.gif" alt=":iconscottish:" title="scottish"/></a>MY LOCAL F.F.A. AND OUR 4-H!<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /> GOD BLESS AMERICA!<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~apock93</author>
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                <title>10/24/2009</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 24 Oct 2009 10:09:16 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ "When I was little my mother always spoke of a prophecy, of a time when all of the world would be covered in darkness and the fate of mankind would be decided. One night I finally got up the courage to ask my mother why God had changed, why he was so mad at his children. She said: 'I guess He just got tired of all the bullshit.'"<br /><br /><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://creative.myspacecdn.com/design/tools/customPlayer/customPlayer.swf?m=aHR0cDovL2xhcmdlYXNzZXRzLm15c3BhY2VjZG4uY29tL2NyZWF0aXZlL2hkL2xlZ2lvbnJlZGJhbmQvMTIzNTQ1NjQ2ODU0LmZsdg%3D%3D&t=LEGION%20Restricted%20Trailer&h=false'">[link]</a> <br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br />PRAY FOR AMERICA<br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />MINUTE MAN PROJECT MEMBER<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />PROUD LUTHERAN!<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> STRAIGHT, WHITE, CONSERVATIVE MALE <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" />PROUD SUPPORTER OF OUR TROOPS AND PROUD MEMBER OF AMERICAN-REBEL-CLUB <a href="http://american-rebel-club.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/a/m/american-rebel-club.png" alt=":iconamerican-rebel-club:" title="american-rebel-club"/></a> & SCOTTISH! <a href="http://scottish.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/s/c/scottish.gif" alt=":iconscottish:" title="scottish"/></a>MY LOCAL F.F.A. AND OUR 4-H!<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /> GOD BLESS AMERICA!<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~apock93</author>
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                <title>10/19/2009</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2009 19:40:14 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nfr_nWsXOBg">[link]</a><br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br />PRAY FOR AMERICA<br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />MINUTE MAN PROJECT MEMBER<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />PROUD LUTHERAN!<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> STRAIGHT, WHITE, CONSERVATIVE MALE <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" />PROUD SUPPORTER OF OUR TROOPS AND PROUD MEMBER OF AMERICAN-REBEL-CLUB <a href="http://american-rebel-club.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/a/m/american-rebel-club.png" alt=":iconamerican-rebel-club:" title="american-rebel-club"/></a> & SCOTTISH! <a href="http://scottish.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/s/c/scottish.gif" alt=":iconscottish:" title="scottish"/></a>MY LOCAL F.F.A. AND OUR 4-H!<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /> GOD BLESS AMERICA!<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~apock93</author>
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                <title>10/13/2009</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2009 18:13:20 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ TOP UNCOUNTED AND UNORGANIZED QUOTES FOR THE PAST... to be honest i really have no idea... <br /><br />Earth is the place where Heaven and Hell intersect. During your stay here, be prepared to experience both.<br /><br />"Look. Im a male, therefore I am incapable of judging female attraction. It's the second law of sexual dynamics - If you think a girl is attracted to you, you are wrong."<br /><br />The U.S: "When the going gets tough... John Wayne gets called and ass gets kicked." <br />Ireland: "When the going gets tough... the tough get going... to the local pub."<br /><br />"When you're surrounded and outnumbered... Theres only one way out..." <br />"Well, what is it?" <br />"Surrender."<br /><br />"Im here to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and Im all out of bubble gum...."<br /><br />"Ya know... if we knew the unknown the unknown wouldn't be the unknown... now would it?!"<br /><br />"The last time God lost faith in mankind He sent a flood... This time He's sending angels..."<br /><br />"Line 'em up. Gun 'em down."<br /><br />"I don't envy or hate the rich, and I don't pity the poor. I believe a gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone. If this makes me a horrible person then suck it up cause this is just the tip of my iceberg..."<br /><br />"Now that we are in England what do we do?" <br />"We play cricket!" <br />"Yes! We play crick... NO! We dress like Englishmen you buffoon!"<br /><br />Its 9:08 in the morning. Im awake. Something is wrong with this picture.<br /><br />"Fear is a basic human emotion. What frightens you more? The evil that you know.... or the evil that you don't know?" ~ Paxton Fetel<br /><br />"I've got a missing girlfriend, a guy who's pregnant, an idiot who thinks his pet just died, AND our worst enemy is hanging out unsupervised at our base right now. So I really... really... REALLY don't have time for this horse-shit right now!"<br /><br />"An Irishman is never at peace except when he is fighting."<br />"Or drinking. NEVER forget the drinking!"<br /><br />"I've learned all the answers, now they've gone and changed the questions."<br /><br />"Nigeria is in Asia right?"<br /><br />"What colors are on the flag of Asia?"<br /><br />"....Schocolate! It's like chocolate energy! Its like adding chocolate to an electrical storm! ... Give Schocolate to your babies and they'll be good at sports! Make them run abnormally fast! They'll run as fast as KENYANS! People will watch them run and think their KENYANS! They'll race as fast as KENYANS! Against actual KENYANS and it will be a tie and they'll get deported back to KENYAAAA!"<br /><br />"... you'll be so fast Mother Nature will be like 'Slow Down....' and you'll be like 'FUCK YOU!' and kick her in the face!" <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs">[link]</a><br /><br />You would be surprised how fast you find dog crap in your front yard when your sprinting through it barefoot...<br /><br />"I believe this is one of those moments that I say something completely intelligent and insulting to the rest of you but you wouldn't understand it anyway."<br /><br />"I started an 'I hate Cox' website. So far its me 14 other interns and about 3 thousand lesbians."<br /><br />"Dejavue is like Gods way of saying 'Hey! Pay attention!'"<br /><br />"Of all the things I've lost I miss my brain the most..."<br /><br />"Hey man you can trust me with anything! We shared a toothbrush in college!" <br />"I wasn't aware of that..."<br /><br />"OK! Let's try this again! And no one set fire on me again!"<br /><br />"Charles! You can't curse! You're a monk!" <br />"Technically I'm only a friar, so I can curse all I want.... Dammit!"<br /><br />"UGH. This taste like chicken." <br />"So whats wrong with it?" <br />"Its Mac & Cheese."<br /><br />"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons."<br /><br />When visiting Sweden never go outside without a loaded rifle, polar bears are not to be taken lightly.<br /><br />Remember kids: Stop Drop and Roll does not work in hell.<br /><br />"You see... people are like rats. The more you kill them the smarter they get. They see another rat killed in a trap, next time they see a trap like it they arent gunna go for the cheese."<br /><br />"I AM A BUFFET OF MANLINESS!"<br /><br />About 90% of teens would suffocate if Twilight or MySpace said breathing wasn't cool. I'd be laughing.<br /><br />About 95% of the teenage population would lose their mind if Mylie Cyrus was about to jump off a building... Id be one of the people yelling 'Jump already!'"<br /><br />"I love the smell of napalm in the morning..."<br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoti... ]]></description>
                <author>~apock93</author>
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                <title>10/5/2009</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 04:52:10 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ To all my left wing friends out there: You're right. We need gun control! In saying so I have come up with the top 40 Reasons For Gun Control:<br /><br />1. Banning guns works, which is why New York, DC, & Chicago cops need guns.<br />2. Washington DC's low murder rate of 69 per 100,000 is due to strict gun control, and Indianapolis' high murder rate of 9 per 100,000 is due to the lack of gun control.<br />3. Statistics showing high murder rates justify gun control but statistics showing increasing murder rates after gun control are "just statistics."<br />4. The Brady Bill and the Assault Weapons Ban, both of which went into effect in 1994 are responsible for the decrease in violent crime rates, which have been declining since 1991.<br />5. We must get rid of guns because a deranged lunatic may go on a shooting spree at any time and anyone who would own a gun out of fear of such a lunatic is paranoid.<br />6. The more helpless you are the safer you are from criminals.<br />7. An intruder will be incapacitated by tear gas or oven spray, but if shot with a .357 Magnum will get angry and kill you.<br />8. A woman raped and strangled is morally superior to a woman with a smoking gun and a dead rapist at her feet.<br />9. When confronted by violent criminals, you should "put up no defense -- give them what they want, or run" (Handgun Control Inc. Chairman Pete Shields, Guns Don't Die - People Do, 1981, p.125).<br />10. The New England Journal of Medicine is filled with expert advice about guns; just like Guns & Ammo has some excellent treatises on heart surgery.<br />11. One should consult an automotive engineer for safer seatbelts, a civil engineer for a better bridge, a surgeon for internal medicine, a computer programmer for hard drive problems, and Sarah Brady for firearms expertise.<br />12. The 2nd Amendment, ratified in 1787, refers to the National Guard, which was created 130 years later, in 1917.<br />13. The National Guard, federally funded, with bases on federal land, using federally-owned weapons, vehicles, buildings and uniforms, punishing trespassers under federal law, is a "state" militia.<br />14. These phrases: "right of the people peaceably to assemble," "right of the people to be secure in their homes," "enumerations herein of certain rights shall not be construed to disparage others retained by the people," and "The powers not delegated herein are reserved to the states respectively, and to the people" all refer to individuals, but "the right of the people to keep and bear arm" refers to the state.<br />15. "The Constitution is strong and will never change." But we should ban and seize all guns thereby violating the 2nd, 4th, and 5th Amendments to that Constitution.<br />16. Rifles and handguns aren't necessary to national defense! Of course, the army has hundreds of thousands of them.<br />17. Private citizens shouldn't have handguns, because they aren't "military weapons", but private citizens shouldn't have "assault rifles", because they are military weapons.<br />18. In spite of waiting periods, background checks, finger printing, government forms, etc., guns today are too readily available, which is responsible for recent school shootings. In the 1940's, 1950's and1960's, anyone could buy guns at hardware stores, army surplus stores, gas stations, variety stores, Sears mail order, no waiting, no background check, no fingerprints, no government forms and there were no school shootings.<br />19. The NRA's attempt to run a "don't touch" campaign about kids handling guns is propaganda, but the anti-gun lobby's attempt to run a "don't touch" campaign is responsible social activity.<br />20. Guns are so complex that special training is necessary to use them properly, and so simple to use that they make murder easy.<br />21. A handgun, with up to 4 controls, is far too complex for the typical adult to learn to use, as opposed to an automobile that only has 20.<br />22. Women are just as intelligent and capable as men but a woman with a gun is "an accident waiting to happen" and gun makers' advertisements aimed at women are "preying on their fears."<br />23. Ordinary people in the presence of guns turn into slaughtering butchers but revert to normal when the weapon is removed.<br />24. Guns cause violence, which is why there are so many mass killings at gun shows.<br />25. A majority of the population supports gun control, just like a majority of the population supported owning slaves.<br />26. Any self-loading small arm can legitimately be considered to be a "weapon of mass destruction" or an "assault weapon."<br />27. Most people can't be trusted, so we should have laws against guns, which most people will abide by because they can be trusted.<br />28. The right of Internet pornographers to exist cannot be questioned because it is constitutionally protected by the Bill of Rights, but the use of handguns for self defense is not really protected by the Bill of Rights.<br />29. Free speech en... ]]></description>
                <author>~apock93</author>
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                <title>9/24/2009</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 20:38:14 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ *sigh* update. i havent done anything really on here lately sorry. even though i know no one misses me. <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/letters/=p.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":p" title=":p (Lick)" /> lifes ok at the moment... schools a mess... state shooting competition coming up... familys still messed up... um.... yea... thats life. hope everythings goin good for all yall out there! <br />"The last time God lost faith in humans He sent a flood... this time Hes sending angels..."<br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br />PRAY FOR AMERICA<br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />MINUTE MAN PROJECT MEMBER<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />PROUD LUTHERAN!<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> STRAIGHT, WHITE, CONSERVATIVE MALE <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" />PROUD SUPPORTER OF OUR TROOPS AND PROUD MEMBER OF AMERICAN-REBEL-CLUB <a href="http://american-rebel-club.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/a/m/american-rebel-club.png" alt=":iconamerican-rebel-club:" title="american-rebel-club"/></a> & SCOTTISH! <a href="http://scottish.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/s/c/scottish.gif" alt=":iconscottish:" title="scottish"/></a>MY LOCAL F.F.A. AND OUR 4-H!<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /> GOD BLESS AMERICA!<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~apock93</author>
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                <title>9/17/2009</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 20:21:57 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nfr_nWsXOBg">[link]</a><br />Five Finger Death Punch - Never Enough<br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br />PRAY FOR AMERICA<br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />MINUTE MAN PROJECT MEMBER<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />PROUD LUTHERAN!<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> STRAIGHT, WHITE, CONSERVATIVE MALE <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" />PROUD SUPPORTER OF OUR TROOPS AND PROUD MEMBER OF AMERICAN-REBEL-CLUB <a href="http://american-rebel-club.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/a/m/american-rebel-club.png" alt=":iconamerican-rebel-club:" title="american-rebel-club"/></a> & SCOTTISH! <a href="http://scottish.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/s/c/scottish.gif" alt=":iconscottish:" title="scottish"/></a>MY LOCAL F.F.A. AND OUR 4-H!<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /> GOD BLESS AMERICA!<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~apock93</author>
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                <title>9/13/2009</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 13 Sep 2009 19:11:45 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3ouX_mM23o">[link]</a><br />Five Finger Death Punch - White Knuckles<br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br />PRAY FOR AMERICA<br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />MINUTE MAN PROJECT MEMBER<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />PROUD LUTHERAN!<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> STRAIGHT, WHITE, CONSERVATIVE MALE <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" />PROUD SUPPORTER OF OUR TROOPS AND PROUD MEMBER OF AMERICAN-REBEL-CLUB <a href="http://american-rebel-club.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/a/m/american-rebel-club.png" alt=":iconamerican-rebel-club:" title="american-rebel-club"/></a> & SCOTTISH! <a href="http://scottish.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/s/c/scottish.gif" alt=":iconscottish:" title="scottish"/></a>MY LOCAL F.F.A. AND OUR 4-H!<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /> GOD BLESS AMERICA!<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~apock93</author>
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                <title>9/10/2009</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 19:13:12 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.poodwaddle.com/worldclock.swf">[link]</a><br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br />PRAY FOR AMERICA<br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />MINUTE MAN PROJECT MEMBER<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />PROUD LUTHERAN!<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> STRAIGHT, WHITE, CONSERVATIVE MALE <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" />PROUD SUPPORTER OF OUR TROOPS AND PROUD MEMBER OF AMERICAN-REBEL-CLUB <a href="http://american-rebel-club.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/a/m/american-rebel-club.png" alt=":iconamerican-rebel-club:" title="american-rebel-club"/></a> & SCOTTISH! <a href="http://scottish.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/s/c/scottish.gif" alt=":iconscottish:" title="scottish"/></a>MY LOCAL F.F.A. AND OUR 4-H!<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /> GOD BLESS AMERICA!<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~apock93</author>
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                <title>9/6/2009</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 06 Sep 2009 20:13:24 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ "Fear is a basic human emotion. What frightens you more? The evil that you know.... or the evil that you don't know?" ~ Paxton Fetel<br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br />PRAY FOR AMERICA<br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />MINUTE MAN PROJECT MEMBER<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />PROUD LUTHERAN!<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> STRAIGHT, WHITE, CONSERVATIVE MALE <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" />PROUD SUPPORTER OF OUR TROOPS AND PROUD MEMBER OF AMERICAN-REBEL-CLUB <a href="http://american-rebel-club.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/a/m/american-rebel-club.png" alt=":iconamerican-rebel-club:" title="american-rebel-club"/></a> & SCOTTISH! <a href="http://scottish.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/s/c/scottish.gif" alt=":iconscottish:" title="scottish"/></a>MY LOCAL F.F.A. AND OUR 4-H!<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /> GOD BLESS AMERICA!<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~apock93</author>
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                <title>9/2/2009</title>
                <link>http://apock93.deviantart.com/journal/26982003/</link>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2009 17:05:08 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08e9k-c91E8&feature=related">[link]</a><br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br />PRAY FOR AMERICA<br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />MINUTE MAN PROJECT MEMBER<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />PROUD LUTHERAN!<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> STRAIGHT, WHITE, CONSERVATIVE MALE <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" />PROUD SUPPORTER OF OUR TROOPS AND PROUD MEMBER OF AMERICAN-REBEL-CLUB <a href="http://american-rebel-club.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/a/m/american-rebel-club.png" alt=":iconamerican-rebel-club:" title="american-rebel-club"/></a> & SCOTTISH! <a href="http://scottish.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/s/c/scottish.gif" alt=":iconscottish:" title="scottish"/></a>MY LOCAL F.F.A. AND OUR 4-H!<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /> GOD BLESS AMERICA!<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~apock93</author>
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                <title>9/1/2009</title>
                <link>http://apock93.deviantart.com/journal/26958677/</link>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2009 14:09:11 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br />PRAY FOR AMERICA<br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />MINUTE MAN PROJECT MEMBER<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />PROUD LUTHERAN!<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> STRAIGHT, WHITE, CONSERVATIVE MALE <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" />PROUD SUPPORTER OF OUR TROOPS AND PROUD MEMBER OF AMERICAN-REBEL-CLUB <a href="http://american-rebel-club.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/a/m/american-rebel-club.png" alt=":iconamerican-rebel-club:" title="american-rebel-club"/></a> & SCOTTISH! <a href="http://scottish.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/s/c/scottish.gif" alt=":iconscottish:" title="scottish"/></a>MY LOCAL F.F.A. AND OUR 4-H!<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /> GOD BLESS AMERICA!<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~apock93</author>
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                <title>8/30/2009</title>
                <link>http://apock93.deviantart.com/journal/26909767/</link>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 30 Aug 2009 06:59:09 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ "Please some one help me... I don't want to fall ever again. I don't want anyone to catch me for that will mean I have fallen again..."<br /><br /><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmtGpROtFjo&feature=channel">[link]</a><br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br />PRAY FOR AMERICA<br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />MINUTE MAN PROJECT MEMBER<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />PROUD LUTHERAN!<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> STRAIGHT, WHITE, CONSERVATIVE MALE <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" />PROUD SUPPORTER OF OUR TROOPS AND PROUD MEMBER OF AMERICAN-REBEL-CLUB <a href="http://american-rebel-club.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/a/m/american-rebel-club.png" alt=":iconamerican-rebel-club:" title="american-rebel-club"/></a> & SCOTTISH! <a href="http://scottish.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/s/c/scottish.gif" alt=":iconscottish:" title="scottish"/></a>MY LOCAL F.F.A. AND OUR 4-H!<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /> GOD BLESS AMERICA!<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~apock93</author>
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                <title>8/25/2009</title>
                <link>http://apock93.deviantart.com/journal/26823820/</link>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 19:12:28 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Frater quod Sanctimonialis in Sarcalogos! Si nos narro nos es vacuus sin nos decipio ourselves quod verum est non in nos!<br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br />PRAY FOR AMERICA<br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />MINUTE MAN PROJECT MEMBER<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />PROUD LUTHERAN!<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> STRAIGHT, WHITE, CONSERVATIVE MALE <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" />PROUD SUPPORTER OF OUR TROOPS AND PROUD MEMBER OF AMERICAN-REBEL-CLUB <a href="http://american-rebel-club.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/a/m/american-rebel-club.png" alt=":iconamerican-rebel-club:" title="american-rebel-club"/></a> & SCOTTISH! <a href="http://scottish.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/s/c/scottish.gif" alt=":iconscottish:" title="scottish"/></a>MY LOCAL F.F.A. AND OUR 4-H!<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /> GOD BLESS AMERICA!<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~apock93</author>
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                <title>8/19/2009</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 14:01:17 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ A Little Gun History Lesson<br /><br />In 1929, the  Soviet Union  established gun control. From 1929 to 1953, about 20 million dissidents, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.<br /><br />------------------------------ <br /><br />In 1911,  Turkey  established gun control. From 1915 to 1917, 1.5 million Armenians, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.<br /><br />--------------------------- <br /><br />Germany established gun control in 1938 and from 1939 to 1945, a total of 13 million Jews and others who were unable to defend themselves were rounded up and exterminated<br /><br />------------------------------ <br /><br />China established gun control in 1935. From 1948 to 1952, 20 million political dissidents, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated. <br /><br />---------------------------- <br /><br />Guatemala established gun control in 1964. From 1964 to 1981, 100,000 Mayan Indians, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated. <br /><br />------------------------------ <br /><br />Uganda established gun control in 1970. From 1971 to 1979, 300,000 Christians, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated. <br /><br />------------------------------ <br /><br />Cambodia established gun control in 1956. From 1975 to 1977, one million 'educated' people, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.. <br /><br />----------------------------- <br /><br />Defenseless people rounded up and exterminated in the 20th Century because of gun control:  56 million. <br /><br />------------------------------ <br /><br />It has now been 12 months since gun owners in Australia  were forced by new law to surrender 640,381 personal firearms to be destroyed by their own government, a program costing Australian taxpayers more than $500 million dollars. The first year results are now in: <br /><br />Australia-wide,  homicides are up 3.2 percent <br /><br />Australia-wide,  assaults are up 8.6 percent <br /><br />Australia-wide,  armed robberies are up 44 percent (yes, 44 percent)! <br /><br />In the state of  Victoria  alone,  homicides with firearms are now up 300 percent. Note that while the law-abiding citizens turned them in, the criminals did not, and criminals still possess their guns! <br /><br />It will never happen here? I bet the Aussies said that too! <br /><br />While figures over the previous 25 years showed a steady decrease in armed robbery with firearms, this has changed drastically upward in the past 12 months,  since criminals now are guaranteed that their prey is unarmed. <br /><br />There has also been a dramatic increase in break-ins and assaults of the ELDERLY. Australian politicians are at a loss to explain how public safety has decreased, after such monumental effort and expense was expended in successfully ridding Australian society of guns. The Australian experience and the other historical facts above prove it. <br /><br />You won't see this data on the  US  evening news, or hear politicians disseminating this information. <br /><br />Guns in the hands of honest citizens save lives and property and, yes, gun-control laws adversely affect only the law-abiding citizens. <br /><br />Take note my fellow Americans, before it's too late! <br /><br />The next time someone talks in favor of gun control, please remind him of this history lesson. <br /><br />With Guns...........We Are "Citizens". <br />Without Them........We Are "Subjects". <br /><br />During <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://W.W.II">[link]</a> the Japanese decided not to invade  America  because they knew most Americans were ARMED ! <br /><br />Note: Admiral Yamamoto who crafted the attack on  Pearl Harbor  had attended Harvard U 1919-1921 & was Naval Attacha to the U. S. 1925-28. Most of our Navy was destroyed at  Pearl Harbor  & our Army had been deprived of funding & was ill prepared to defend the country.<br /><br />It was reported that when asked why  Japan  did not follow up the Pearl Harbor attack with an invasion of the  U. S.  Mainland, his reply was that he had lived in the  U. S.  & knew that almost all households had guns<br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br />PRAY FOR AMERICA<br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="2... ]]></description>
                <author>~apock93</author>
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                <title>8/17/2009</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2009 19:05:49 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ "Everyone please observe. Your no smoking lights have been turned on and please keep your seats in the upright position. Please keep them this way for the time being, so sit back and enjoy the ride..."<br /><br />"Dejavue is like Gods way of saying 'Hey! Pay attention!'"<br /><br />"I started an 'I hate Cox' website. So far its me 14 other interns and about 3 thousand lesbians."<br /><br />"Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most..."<br /><br />"Hey man you can trust me with anything! We shared a toothbrush in college!" <br />"I wasn't aware of that..."<br /><br />"OK! Let's try this again! And no one set fire on me again!"<br /><br />"Anyone want to explain what the hell just happened back there?" <br />"Let's start where our 250 lb buddy gets the shit beat out of him by a 90 lb girl... That part never seems to get old."<br /><br />"UGH! This makes me angrier than an Irishman in a pub with no money!"<br /><br />"Charles! You can't curse! You're a monk!" <br />"Technically I'm only a friar, so I can curse all I want.... Dammit!"<br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br />PRAY FOR AMERICA<br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />MINUTE MAN PROJECT MEMBER<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />PROUD LUTHERAN!<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> STRAIGHT, WHITE, CONSERVATIVE MALE <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" />PROUD SUPPORTER OF OUR TROOPS AND PROUD MEMBER OF AMERICAN-REBEL-CLUB <a href="http://american-rebel-club.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/a/m/american-rebel-club.png" alt=":iconamerican-rebel-club:" title="american-rebel-club"/></a> & SCOTTISH! <a href="http://scottish.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/s/c/scottish.gif" alt=":iconscottish:" title="scottish"/></a>MY LOCAL F.F.A. AND OUR 4-H!<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /> GOD BLESS AMERICA!<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~apock93</author>
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                <title>8/15/2009</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 14 Aug 2009 22:05:54 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.alliancealert.org/2009/08/14/youtube-ronald-reagan-speaks-against-socialized-medicine/">[link]</a><br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br />PRAY FOR AMERICA<br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />MINUTE MAN PROJECT MEMBER<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />PROUD LUTHERAN!<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> STRAIGHT, WHITE, CONSERVATIVE MALE <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" />PROUD SUPPORTER OF OUR TROOPS AND PROUD MEMBER OF AMERICAN-REBEL-CLUB <a href="http://american-rebel-club.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/a/m/american-rebel-club.png" alt=":iconamerican-rebel-club:" title="american-rebel-club"/></a> & SCOTTISH! <a href="http://scottish.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/s/c/scottish.gif" alt=":iconscottish:" title="scottish"/></a>MY LOCAL F.F.A. AND OUR 4-H!<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /> GOD BLESS AMERICA!<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~apock93</author>
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                <title>8/6/2009</title>
                <link>http://apock93.deviantart.com/journal/26427501/</link>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2009 16:21:40 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuXiqz2ovxg">[link]</a><br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br />PRAY FOR AMERICA<br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />MINUTE MAN PROJECT MEMBER<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />PROUD LUTHERAN!<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> STRAIGHT, WHITE, CONSERVATIVE MALE <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" />PROUD SUPPORTER OF OUR TROOPS AND PROUD MEMBER OF AMERICAN-REBEL-CLUB <a href="http://american-rebel-club.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/a/m/american-rebel-club.png" alt=":iconamerican-rebel-club:" title="american-rebel-club"/></a> & SCOTTISH! <a href="http://scottish.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/s/c/scottish.gif" alt=":iconscottish:" title="scottish"/></a>MY LOCAL F.F.A. AND OUR 4-H!<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /> GOD BLESS AMERICA!<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~apock93</author>
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                <title>8/5/2009</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2009 19:15:58 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Kyrie Eleison<br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br />PRAY FOR AMERICA<br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />MINUTE MAN PROJECT MEMBER<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />PROUD LUTHERAN!<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> STRAIGHT, WHITE, CONSERVATIVE MALE <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" />PROUD SUPPORTER OF OUR TROOPS AND PROUD MEMBER OF AMERICAN-REBEL-CLUB <a href="http://american-rebel-club.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/a/m/american-rebel-club.png" alt=":iconamerican-rebel-club:" title="american-rebel-club"/></a> & SCOTTISH! <a href="http://scottish.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/s/c/scottish.gif" alt=":iconscottish:" title="scottish"/></a>MY LOCAL F.F.A. AND OUR 4-H!<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /> GOD BLESS AMERICA!<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~apock93</author>
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                <title>8/3/2009</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 03 Aug 2009 19:11:11 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ An economics professor at a local college recently made a statement<br />that he while had never failed a single student before,<br />he has now failed an entire class.<br /> <br />It seems the class was insistent that Obama's agenda, specifically his<br />commitment to quasi-socialist policies (the Âspread the wealth aroundÂ<br />concept) would inevitably and undoubtedly work Â that, once it took<br />full effect, no one would be Â poorÂ and no one would be ÂrichÂ Â that<br />in fact his policies would prove to be a great equalizer.<br /> <br />The professor promptly proposed to the students that the class perform<br />an experiment based on Obama's stated plans for the country.<br /> <br />All grades would be averaged and everyone would receive the same grade<br />so no one would fail. Of course that also meant no one would receive<br />an A either.<br /> <br />After the first test, the grades were averaged and everyone got a B.<br />The students who studied hard were upset and the students who studied<br />little were quite happy.<br /> <br />As the second test rolled around, the students who studied little had<br />studied even less and the ones who studied hard decided they wanted a<br />free ride too so they studied little.<br /> <br />The second test average was a D.<br />No one was happy.<br /> <br />When the 3rd test took place and the scores were presented, the<br />average was an F.<br /> <br />The scores never increased as bickering, blame and name-calling all<br />resulted in hard feelings and no one would study for the benefit of<br />anyone else.<br /> <br />All failed, to their great surprise, and the professor told them that<br />ObamaÂs agenda (i.e, socialism) would also ultimately fail because<br />when the opportunity for substantial reward is great, the associated<br />effort to succeed is equally great, but when government takes all the<br />most desirable rewards away, no one will succeed, or even try.<br /> <br />Couldn't be any simpler than that.<br /> <br />If  somebody is unable to understand THIS explanation,  then no<br />explanation will suffice.<br /> <br />As the late Adrian Rogers said, "you cannot multiply wealth by dividing it."<br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br />PRAY FOR AMERICA<br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />MINUTE MAN PROJECT MEMBER<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />PROUD LUTHERAN!<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> STRAIGHT, WHITE, CONSERVATIVE MALE <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" />PROUD SUPPORTER OF OUR TROOPS AND PROUD MEMBER OF AMERICAN-REBEL-CLUB <a href="http://american-rebel-club.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/a/m/american-rebel-club.png" alt=":iconamerican-rebel-club:" title="american-rebel-club"/></a> & SCOTTISH! <a href="http://scottish.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/s/c/scottish.gif" alt=":iconscottish:" title="scottish"/></a>MY LOCAL F.F.A. AND OUR 4-H!<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif"... ]]></description>
                <author>~apock93</author>
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                <title>7/31/2009</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 31 Jul 2009 21:00:06 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ PSA FROM R.V.B.<br />(Public Service Announcement) from (Red Vs. Blue) <br /><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://roosterteeth.com/archive/?id=789">[link]</a><br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br />PRAY FOR AMERICA<br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />MINUTE MAN PROJECT MEMBER<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />PROUD LUTHERAN!<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> STRAIGHT, WHITE, CONSERVATIVE MALE <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" />PROUD SUPPORTER OF OUR TROOPS AND PROUD MEMBER OF AMERICAN-REBEL-CLUB <a href="http://american-rebel-club.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/a/m/american-rebel-club.png" alt=":iconamerican-rebel-club:" title="american-rebel-club"/></a> & SCOTTISH! <a href="http://scottish.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/s/c/scottish.gif" alt=":iconscottish:" title="scottish"/></a>MY LOCAL F.F.A. AND OUR 4-H!<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /> GOD BLESS AMERICA!<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~apock93</author>
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                <title>7/28/2009</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2009 18:39:18 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02MJ1BknQXw">[link]</a><br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br />PRAY FOR AMERICA<br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />MINUTE MAN PROJECT MEMBER<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />PROUD LUTHERAN!<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> STRAIGHT, WHITE, CONSERVATIVE MALE <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" />PROUD SUPPORTER OF OUR TROOPS AND PROUD MEMBER OF AMERICAN-REBEL-CLUB <a href="http://american-rebel-club.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/a/m/american-rebel-club.png" alt=":iconamerican-rebel-club:" title="american-rebel-club"/></a> & SCOTTISH! <a href="http://scottish.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/s/c/scottish.gif" alt=":iconscottish:" title="scottish"/></a>MY LOCAL F.F.A. AND OUR 4-H!<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /> GOD BLESS AMERICA!<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~apock93</author>
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                <title>7/22/2009</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 22 Jul 2009 16:26:49 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ An Israeli doctor says 'medicine in my country is so<br />advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man and put it in <br />another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.'<br /><br />A German doctor says 'that is nothing; we can take a<br />lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for <br />work in four weeks.'<br /><br />A Russian doctor says 'in my country, medicine is so advanced<br />that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in<br />another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.' <br /><br />An ILLINOIS doctor, not to be outdone, says 'you guys are way<br />behind, we recently took a man with no brains out of ILLINOIS ,<br />put him in the White House for THREE MONTHS, and now half<br />the WORLD is looking for work.<br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br />PRAY FOR AMERICA<br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />MINUTE MAN PROJECT MEMBER<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />PROUD LUTHERAN!<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> STRAIGHT, WHITE, CONSERVATIVE MALE <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" />PROUD SUPPORTER OF OUR TROOPS AND PROUD MEMBER OF AMERICAN-REBEL-CLUB <a href="http://american-rebel-club.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/a/m/american-rebel-club.png" alt=":iconamerican-rebel-club:" title="american-rebel-club"/></a> & SCOTTISH! <a href="http://scottish.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/s/c/scottish.gif" alt=":iconscottish:" title="scottish"/></a>MY LOCAL F.F.A. AND OUR 4-H!<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /> GOD BLESS AMERICA!<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>7/17/2009* HR 45 Bill</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 18 Jul 2009 14:57:58 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ WHAT PART OF 'SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED' DO YOU PEOPLE NOT UNDERSTAND?!?!?!<br />If this bill passes my mother goes to prison because of me, and if she goes to prison my brother and I get sent to our old man. I WILL NOT HAVE IT!<br /><br /><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.opencongress.org/bill/111-h45/text">[link]</a> (<a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.opencongress.org/bill/111-h45/text">[link]</a>)<br /><br />Congress is now starting on the firearms confiscation bill. If it passes, gun owners will become criminals if you don't fully comply.<br /><br />It has started.<br /><br />Very Important for you to be aware of a new bill HR 45 introduced into the House. This is the Blair Holt Firearm  Licensing & Record of Sale Act of 2009.<br /><br />Even gun shop owners didn't know about this because the government  is trying to fly it under the radar.<br /><br />To find out about this - go to any government website and type in HR 45 or Google HR 45 Blair Holt Firearm Licensing & Record  of Sales Act of 2009. You will get all the information.<br /><br />Basically this would make it illegal to own a firearm - any rifle with a clip or ANY pistol unless:<br /><br />-It is registered -You are fingerprinted -You supply a current Driver's License -You supply your Social Security # -You will submit to a physical & mental evaluation at any time  of their choosing -Each update - change or ownership through private or public  sale must be reported and costs $25 - Failure to do so you  automatically lose the right to own a firearm and are subject up to a year in jail. -There is a child provision clause on page 16 section 305  stating a child-access provision. Gun must be locked and inaccessible to any child under 18. -They would have the right to come and inspect that you are storing your gun safely away from accessibility to children  and fine is punishable for up to 5 yrs. in prison.<br /><br />If you think this is a joke - go to the website and take your pick of many options to read this. It is long and lengthy.  But, more and more people are becoming aware of this. Pass the word along.  Any hunters in your family pass this along.<br /><br />This is just a "termite" approach to complete confiscation of guns and disarming of our society to the point we have no  defense - chip away a little here and there until the goal is accomplished  before anyone realizes it.<br /><br />This is one to act on whether you own a gun or not.<br /><br />If you take my gun, only the criminal will have one to use against me. HR 45 only makes me/us less safe. After working with convicts for 26 years I know this bill, if passed, would make them  happy and in less danger from their victims.<br /><br /><<a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/query/z?c111:H.R.45:">[link]</a><br /><br /><<a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.opencongress.org/bill/111-h45/show">[link]</a><br /><br /><<a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.govtrack.us/congress/bill.xpd?bill=h111-45">[link]</a><br /><br />Please.. copy and send this out to EVERYONE in the USA ,  whether you support the Right to Bear Arms or are for gun control. We all  should have the right to choose.<br />"The American Revolution would never have happened with gun control."<br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br />PRAY FOR AMERICA<br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />MINUTE MAN PROJECT MEMBER<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />PROUD LUTHERAN!<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> STRAIGHT, WHITE, CONSERVATIVE MALE <img src="http://e.dev... ]]></description>
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                <title>7/17/2009</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 17 Jul 2009 05:16:40 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ OBAMAS 10 COMMANDMENTS<br /><br />I. Thou shalt have no God in America, except for me. For we are no longer a Christian nation and, after all, I am the chosen One. (And like God, I do not have a birth certificate.) <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.cbn.com/CBNnews/204016.aspx">[link]</a><br /><br />II. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, unless it is my face carved on Mt. Rushmore. <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalradar/2008/05/obama-eyeing-sp.html">[link]</a><br /><br />III. Thou shalt not utter my middle name in vain. Only I can say Barack Hussein Obama. <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.time.com/time/politics/article/0,8599,1718255,00.html">[link]</a><br /><br />IV. Remember tax day, April 15th, to keep it holy. <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBAsBCVOOu8">[link]</a><br /><br />V. Honour thy father and thy mother until they are too old and sick to care for. They will cost our public-funded health-care system too much money. <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.redstate.com/warner_todd_huston/2009/06/25/did-obama-say-we-should-kill-the-old-folks-to-save-money-last-night/">[link]</a><br /><br />VI. Thou shalt not kill, unless you have an unwanted, unborn baby. For it would be an abomination to punish your daughter with a baby. <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.catholicnewsagency.com/new.php?n=12231">[link]</a><br /><br />VII. Thou shalt not commit adultery if you are a conservative or Republican. liberals and Democrats are hereby forgiven for all of their infidelity and immorality, but the careers of conservatives will be forever destroyed. <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.onenewsnow.com/Culture/Default.aspx?id=593232">[link]</a><br /><br />VIII. Thou shalt not steal, unless you've been elected to public office. Only then is it acceptable to take money from hard-working, successful citizens and give it to those who do not work, illegal immigrants, or those do not have the motivation to better their own lives. <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.americanvision.org/article/obama-hood-and-obamanomics-/">[link]</a><br /><br />IX. Thou shalt not discriminate against any group unless they are conservative, Caucasian, or Christian. <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.americanconservativedaily.com/2009/04/according-to-janet-napolitano-you-are-a-right-wing-extremist-if-you/">[link]</a><br /><br />X. Thou shalt not covet because it is simply unnecessary. I will place such a heavy tax burden on those that have achieved the American Dream that, by the end of my term as President, nobody will have any wealth or material goods left for you to covet. <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.americanthinker.com/2008/04/obama_ceo_pay_and_the_politics.html">[link]</a><br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br />PRAY FOR AMERICA<br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />MINUTE MAN PROJECT MEMBER<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />PROUD LUTHERAN!<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> STRAIGHT, WHITE, CONSERVATIVE MALE <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salut... ]]></description>
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                <title>7/15/2009 And then the fight started...</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2009 17:16:17 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.<br />She asked, ÂWhatÂs on TV?Â<br />I said, ÂDust.Â<br /> <br />And then the fight startedÂ<br />******************************************<br />My wife and I are watching ÂWho Wants To Be A MillionaireÂ while we<br />were in bed.. I turned to her and said, ÂDo you want to have sex?Â<br />ÂNo,Â she answered.<br />I then said, ÂIs that your final answer?Â<br />She didnÂt even look at me this time, simply saying, ÂYes.Â<br />So I said, ÂThen IÂd like to phone a friend.Â<br /> <br />And then the fight startedÂ<br />******************************************<br />Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch,<br />grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the<br />boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential<br />downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the<br />garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be<br />bad all day.<br />I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into<br />bed. I cuddled up to my wifeÂs back, now with a different<br />anticipation, and whispered, ÂThe weather out there is terrible.Â<br />My loving wife of 10 years replied, ÂCan you believe my stupid husband<br />is out fishing in that?Â<br />And thatÂs how the fight startedÂ<br />******************************************<br />I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road<br />and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes<br />you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah,<br />well I couldnÂt believe itÂ. He was a DWARF!!!<br />He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, ÂI AM NOT HAPPY!!!Â<br />So, I looked down at him and said, ÂWell, then which one are you?Â<br />And then the fight startedÂ<br />*****************************************<br />My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.<br />She said, ÂI want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.Â<br />I bought her a scale.<br />And then the fight startedÂ <br />******************************************<br />When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace<br />expensiveÂ<br />so, I took her to a gas station.<br />And then the fight startedÂ<br />******************************************<br />After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for<br />Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driverÂs<br />license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had<br />left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I<br />would have to go home and come back later.<br />The woman said, ÂUnbutton your shirtÂ. So I opened my shirt revealing<br />my curly silver hair. She said, ÂThat silver hair on your chest is<br />proof enough for meÂ and she processed my Social Security application.<br />When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the<br />Social Security office.<br />She said, ÂYou should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten<br />disability, too.Â<br />And then the fight startedÂ<br />******************************************<br />My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I<br />kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at<br />a nearby table.<br />My wife asked, ÂDo you know her?Â<br />ÂYes,Â I sighed, ÂSheÂs my old girlfriend. I understand she took to<br />drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she<br />hasnÂt been sober since.Â<br />ÂMy God!Â says my wife, Âwho would think a person could go on<br />celebrating that long?Â<br />And then the fight startedÂ<br />******************************************<br />I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my<br />order first.<br />ÂIÂll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.Â<br />He said, ÂArenÂt you worried about the mad cow?Â"<br />Nah, she can order for herself.Â<br />And then the fight startedÂ<br />******************************************<br />A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not<br />happy with what she sees and says to her husband, ÂI feel horrible; I<br />look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.Â<br />The husband replies, ÂYour eyesightÂs damn near perfect.Â<br />And then the fight startedÂ<br /><br /><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gybGXnciig">[link]</a><br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" he... ]]></description>
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                <title>7/14/2009</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 14 Jul 2009 18:44:32 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."<br />The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.'<br />The Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.'<br />The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, 'Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, why she snaps and complains when I try to help, and how I can make a woman truly happy.'<br />The Lord replied, 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?Â <br /><br />"What are you doing this summer?"<br />"I'm working for our school councilor as a farmhand."<br />"What do you mean farmhand? As in you do what he tells u to do? ..... Like your his bitch...?"<br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br />PRAY FOR AMERICA<br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />MINUTE MAN PROJECT MEMBER<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />PROUD LUTHERAN!<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> STRAIGHT, WHITE, CONSERVATIVE MALE <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" />PROUD SUPPORTER OF OUR TROOPS AND PROUD MEMBER OF AMERICAN-REBEL-CLUB <a href="http://american-rebel-club.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/a/m/american-rebel-club.png" alt=":iconamerican-rebel-club:" title="american-rebel-club"/></a> & SCOTTISH! <a href="http://scottish.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/s/c/scottish.gif" alt=":iconscottish:" title="scottish"/></a>MY LOCAL F.F.A. AND OUR 4-H!<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /> GOD BLESS AMERICA!<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>7/13/2009</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 13 Jul 2009 18:45:14 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ ...don't ya wish your girlfriend was hot like me! Don't ya wish your girlfriend was a freak like me!... Oh snap. Is this recording? <br />anyway WAZZUP?!<br />i have a load of energy an im sitten here watchen season 1 of Stargate! <br />so get this. obama is going around to every country and apologizing for Americas past behaviors. HE WENT TO CUBA AND SHOOK HANDS WITH RAUL CASTRO (Fedels brother who took power after Fedel resigned) AND APOLOGIZED! HE IS GOING AROUND TO EVERY COUNTRY THAT HATES OUR LIVING GUTS AND APOLOGIZING FOR AMERICAS "ARROGANCE"!!! ONLY ONE WORD COULD EVER DESCRIBE obamas ACTIONS! AND I CAN'T GET BIG ENOUGH A FONT FOR THIS ONE:<br />BULLSHIT!<br />i can't wait till the revolts start and we get to watch him burn at the stake...<br /><br />"This taste like chicken."<br />"So whats wrong with it?"<br />"It's Mac & Cheese."<br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br />PRAY FOR AMERICA<br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />MINUTE MAN PROJECT MEMBER<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />PROUD LUTHERAN!<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> STRAIGHT, WHITE, CONSERVATIVE MALE <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" />PROUD SUPPORTER OF OUR TROOPS AND PROUD MEMBER OF AMERICAN-REBEL-CLUB <a href="http://american-rebel-club.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/a/m/american-rebel-club.png" alt=":iconamerican-rebel-club:" title="american-rebel-club"/></a> & SCOTTISH! <a href="http://scottish.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/s/c/scottish.gif" alt=":iconscottish:" title="scottish"/></a>MY LOCAL F.F.A. AND OUR 4-H!<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /> GOD BLESS AMERICA!<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~apock93</author>
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                <title>7/10/2009</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2009 17:43:47 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION!!!<br />So we have Mexicans coming across the U.S. Mexico border taking jobs from hard working Americans. Now before I get to far lets not jump to conclusions, I don't mean to sound racists. I honestly have a cousin who is full blooded and a LEGAL immigrant. So lets start with a couple of facts: <br />Last year the state of California spent $10 BILLION on keeping ILLEGAL Immigrants fed and housed.<br />A recent poll shows that just under HALF of Mexico's population now lives in the U.S.<br />When the governor of Arizona cracked down on Illegal Immigration in 2005 and deported only 2,508 illegal immigrants saving the state $31 MILLION.<br />HELLO PEOPLE! That's only two and a half thousand I.I.'s*! Only two and a half saved one state 31 MILLION U.S. taxpayer dollars! Think of how much we could save if we got rid of all the several million all over the country! <br />I know... some people will say "Well they're almost citizens!" or some sugar coated phrase like that. WAKE UP! Last I checked the word ILLEGAL meant doing something against and not allowed by law. I have an idea, next time I get pulled over for speeding or something I'm not going to give the officer my license and say "But I'm an illegal immigrant." Just so I can get a slap on the wrists, a nice cell to stay in the next couple of nights, and full three course meals... and not have to worry at all about being deported. For all of you who are going to say "Oh yea right, they'll deport you as soon as you get to the station." Bullshit. The town 20 miles west of where I live is literally <br />swarming with care free I.I.'s. Why? Because the chief of police there is Mexican as well and refuses to accept the fact that there is such a thing as I.I.'s. I know they are there because when you walk the streets wearing a hat that reads "U.S. Border Control" you're going to get some looks. That's all the farther I'm going tonight. So on a final note, Good night! & God Bless!<br /><br />*I decided to just use I.I. instead of having to spell it out each time.<br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br />PRAY FOR AMERICA<br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />MINUTE MAN PROJECT MEMBER<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />PROUD LUTHERAN!<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> STRAIGHT, WHITE, CONSERVATIVE MALE <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" />PROUD SUPPORTER OF OUR TROOPS AND PROUD MEMBER OF AMERICAN-REBEL-CLUB <a href="http://american-rebel-club.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/a/m/american-rebel-club.png" alt=":iconamerican-rebel-club:" title="american-rebel-club"/></a> & SCOTTISH! <a href="http://scottish.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/s/c/scottish.gif" alt=":iconscottish:" title="scottish"/></a>MY LOCAL F.F.A. AND OUR 4-H!<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="... ]]></description>
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                <title>7/9/2009</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2009 16:50:22 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Songs I've had stuck in my head fer a few days:<br />David Ball - Riding With Private Malone<br /><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0gX-bipodU">[link]</a><br />Chris Cagle - Chicks Dig It<br /><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aa9mNistHSs">[link]</a><br />Eric Church - Guys Like Me<br /><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7CsKVSDIcU">[link]</a><br />and I've decided that this is my song:<br />Toby Keith - Love Me If You Can<br /><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlT_zOM1cCc">[link]</a><br /><br />"I used to hate going to weddings because all the old people would poke me and say 'You're next!'... They stopped when I went to funerals and did it to them..."<br /><br />P.S: And tune in tomara night fer a rant on illegal immigration! I was gunna do it tonight but I've already spent half an hour on this (mainly cuase I'm watchin the origional planet of the apes)<br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br />PRAY FOR AMERICA<br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />MINUTE MAN PROJECT MEMBER<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />PROUD LUTHERAN!<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> STRAIGHT, WHITE, CONSERVATIVE MALE <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" />PROUD SUPPORTER OF OUR TROOPS AND PROUD MEMBER OF AMERICAN-REBEL-CLUB <a href="http://american-rebel-club.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/a/m/american-rebel-club.png" alt=":iconamerican-rebel-club:" title="american-rebel-club"/></a> & SCOTTISH! <a href="http://scottish.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/s/c/scottish.gif" alt=":iconscottish:" title="scottish"/></a>MY LOCAL F.F.A. AND OUR 4-H!<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /> GOD BLESS AMERICA!<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~apock93</author>
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                <title>7/8/2009</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2009 16:04:37 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ What If George W. Bush had made a joke at the expense of the Special Olympics, would you have approved?<br /><br />If George W. Bush had given Gordon Brown a set of inexpensive and incorrectly formatted DVDs, when Gordon Brown had given him a thoughtful and historically significant gift, would you have approved?<br /><br />If George W. Bush had given the Queen of England an iPod containing videos of his speeches, would you have thought this embarrassingly narcissistic and tacky?<br /><br />If George W. Bush had bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia, would you have approved?<br /><br />If George W. Bush had visited Austria and made reference to the non-existent "Austrian language," would you have brushed it off as a minor slip?<br /><br />If George W. Bush had filled his cabinet and circle of advisers with people who cannot seem to keep current on their income taxes, would you have approved?<br /><br />If George W. Bush had been so Spanish illiterate as to refer to ÂCinco de CuatroÂ in front of the Mexican ambassador when it was the Fifth of May (Cinco de Mayo), and continued to flub it when he tried again, would you have winced in embarrassment?<br /><br />If George W. Bush had misspelled the word advice would you have hammered him for it for years like Dan Quayle and potato as & "Proof" of what a dunce he is?<br /><br />If George W. Bush had burned 9,000 gallons of jet fuel to go plant a single tree on ÂEarth DayÂ, would you have concluded heÂs a hypocrite?<br /><br />If George W. BushÂs administration had okayed Air Force One flying low over millions of people followed by a jet fighter in downtown Manhattan causing widespread panic, would you have wondered whether they actually ÂgetÂ what happened on 9-11?<br /><br />If George W. Bush had been the first President to need a teleprompter installed to be able to get through a press conference, would you have laughed and said this is more proof of how he is inept he is on his own and is really controlled by smarter men behind the scenes?<br /><br />If George W. Bush had failed to send relief aid to flood victims throughout the Midwest with more people killed or made homeless than in New Orleans, would you want it made into a major ongoing political issue with claims of racism and incompetence?<br /><br />If George W. Bush had ordered the firing of the CEO of a major corporation, even though he had no constitutional authority to do so, would you have approved?<br /><br />If George W. Bush had proposed to double the national debt, which had taken more than two centuries to accumulate, in one year, would you have approved?<br /><br />If George W. Bush had then proposed to double the debt again within 10 years, would you have approved?<br /><br />So, tell me again, what is it about Obama that makes him so brilliant and impressive? Can't think of anything? Don't worry. He's done all this in 10 weeks -- so you'll have three years and nine-and-a-half months to come up with an answer.<br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br />PRAY FOR AMERICA<br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />MINUTE MAN PROJECT MEMBER<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />PROUD LUTHERAN!<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> STRAIGHT, WHITE, CONSERVATIVE MALE <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" />PROUD SUPPORTER OF OUR... ]]></description>
                <author>~apock93</author>
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                <title>7/3/2009 (plus7/2)</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 17:06:34 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Its thursday and I dont have to work tomara... so technically... ITS FRIIIIIDAAAAY!!!<br /><br />So everyone is suing everyone for the oddest of reasons these days. For example:<br />Fall '08: A man in New York City decides to sue God because his life was not going the way he wanted it to. A judge turned the case out because they could not get God to sign the papers.<br />Fall '08: A man in Manhattan tries suing night clubs claiming ladies night is sexist. (I never did hear how far he got with this one. If you do know please do tell.)<br />So to fit in with everyone else I'm suing the following for the given reasons:<br />The Grim Reaper for age discrimination.<br />Santa Clause for breaking and entering into more than 6 million homes.<br />Satan for just generally not being a very nice guy.<br />and last but not least my dog for going to the bathroom in my house even after I have asked him nicely several times not to.<br /><br />What If George W. Bush had made a joke at the expense of the Special Olympics, would you have approved?<br /><br />If George W. Bush had given Gordon Brown a set of inexpensive and incorrectly formatted DVDs, when Gordon Brown had given him a thoughtful and historically significant gift, would you have approved?<br /><br />If George W. Bush had given the Queen of England an iPod containing videos of his speeches, would you have thought this embarrassingly narcissistic and tacky?<br /><br />If George W. Bush had bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia, would you have approved?<br /><br />If George W. Bush had visited Austria and made reference to the non-existent "Austrian language," would you have brushed it off as a minor slip?<br /><br />If George W. Bush had filled his cabinet and circle of advisers with people who cannot seem to keep current on their income taxes, would you have approved?<br /><br />If George W. Bush had been so Spanish illiterate as to refer to ÂCinco de CuatroÂ in front of the Mexican ambassador when it was the Fifth of May (Cinco de Mayo), and continued to flub it when he tried again, would you have winced in embarrassment?<br /><br />If George W. Bush had misspelled the word advice would you have hammered him for it for years like Dan Quayle and potato as & "Proof" of what a dunce he is?<br /><br />If George W. Bush had burned 9,000 gallons of jet fuel to go plant a single tree on ÂEarth DayÂ, would you have concluded heÂs a hypocrite?<br /><br />If George W. BushÂs administration had okayed Air Force One flying low over millions of people followed by a jet fighter in downtown Manhattan causing widespread panic, would you have wondered whether they actually ÂgetÂ what happened on 9-11?<br /><br />If George W. Bush had been the first President to need a teleprompter installed to be able to get through a press conference, would you have laughed and said this is more proof of how he is inept he is on his own and is really controlled by smarter men behind the scenes?<br /><br />If George W. Bush had failed to send relief aid to flood victims throughout the Midwest with more people killed or made homeless than in New Orleans, would you want it made into a major ongoing political issue with claims of racism and incompetence?<br /><br />If George W. Bush had ordered the firing of the CEO of a major corporation, even though he had no constitutional authority to do so, would you have approved?<br /><br />If George W. Bush had proposed to double the national debt, which had taken more than two centuries to accumulate, in one year, would you have approved?<br /><br />If George W. Bush had then proposed to double the debt again within 10 years, would you have approved?<br /><br />So, tell me again, what is it about Obama that makes him so brilliant and impressive? Can't think of anything? Don't worry. He's done all this in 10 weeks -- so you'll have three years and nine-and-a-half months to come up with an answer.<br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br />PRAY FOR AMERICA<br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />MINUTE MAN PROJECT MEMBER<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width... ]]></description>
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                <title>6/25/09</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 18:20:11 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ NOTICE: I'm suing the Grim Reaper for age discrimination.<br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br />PRAY FOR AMERICA<br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />MINUTE MAN PROJECT MEMBER<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />PROUD LUTHERAN!<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> STRAIGHT, WHITE, CONSERVATIVE MALE <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" />PROUD SUPPORTER OF OUR TROOPS AND PROUD MEMBER OF AMERICAN-REBEL-CLUB <a href="http://american-rebel-club.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/a/m/american-rebel-club.png" alt=":iconamerican-rebel-club:" title="american-rebel-club"/></a> & SCOTTISH! <a href="http://scottish.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/s/c/scottish.gif" alt=":iconscottish:" title="scottish"/></a>MY LOCAL F.F.A. AND OUR 4-H!<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /> GOD BLESS AMERICA!<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~apock93</author>
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                <title>6/17/2009</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2009 20:03:43 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Todays song: In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida (In the Garden of Eden) by Iron Butterfly <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bQZ6l_cq5Y">[link]</a><br /><br />Lesson learned today: NO MATTER HOW MUCH you like the song, DO NOT sing with your mouth wide open while traveling at 30 mph in an open cab vehicle.<br /><br />"Of course, Bodger, there's really only one way to tell if a woman's a virgin."<br />"What's that, Grift?"<br />"You have to put her in a room with a badger, Bodger."<br />"A badger?"<br />"Aye, Bodger, a badger. You take the badger, Bodger, lock it in a room with the girl you're testing. You leave them alone for a couple of hours and then go and see what's happened."<br />"What's supposed to happen, Grift?"<br />"Well, Bodger, if the badger falls asleep in the corner, then the girl's been around the haystack, if you know what I mean. But if the badger comes and curls up on her lap, then she's a virgin good and true."<br />"What if the badger bites the girl, Grift?"<br />"Then the girl will catch the ground pox, and no one will care either way, Bodger."<br /><br />"I got payed $40 an hour today and worked for half an hour!"<br /><br />"What in tarnations is this?!"<br />"Cilantro."<br />"Cilantro? Whats that?"<br />"Its part of the four basic food groups."<br />"Hah! I got your four basic food groups! Beans, bacon, wiskey, and lard!"<br /><br />"Ever heard of Evil Knevil?"<br />"No, I never watched Star Wars."<br /><br />"George I think we need to call an exterminator. We have zombies in the back yard again."<br /><br />"If I were a rich man I'd buy you a diamond ring a new fur coat or two... If my nose was runnen money.. I'd blow it all on you..."<br /><br /> "If you can't laugh at yourself once in a while there's something wrong... ha ha. I just remembered I like popcorn."<br /><br />"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons." ÂGen. MacArthur<br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br />PRAY FOR AMERICA<br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />MINUTE MAN PROJECT MEMBER<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />PROUD LUTHERAN!<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> STRAIGHT, WHITE, CONSERVATIVE MALE <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" />PROUD SUPPORTER OF OUR TROOPS AND PROUD MEMBER OF AMERICAN-REBEL-CLUB <a href="http://american-rebel-club.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/a/m/american-rebel-club.png" alt=":iconamerican-rebel-club:" title="american-rebel-club"/></a> & SCOTTISH! <a href="http://scottish.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/s/c/scottish.gif" alt=":iconscottish:" title="scottish"/></a>MY LOCAL F.F.A. AND OUR 4-H!<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flag_usa.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /> GOD BLESS AMERICA!<img src="http://e.devian... ]]></description>
                <author>~apock93</author>
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                <title>6/14/2009</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2009 15:46:13 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ as i sit here and listen to this song<br />it makes me want to put on my kilt<br />and run through the highlands of Scotland!<br />(EVEN IF IT IS AN IRISH SONG!)<br />(look up Solas Ane by Samuel Hazo on youtube)<br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br />PRAY FOR AMERICA<br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />MINUTE MAN PROJECT MEMBER<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />PROUD LUTHERAN!<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> STRAIGHT, WHITE, CONSERVATIVE MALE <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" />PROUD SUPPORTER OF OUR TROOPS AND PROUD MEMBER OF AMERICAN-REBEL-CLUB <a href="http://american-rebel-club.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/a/m/american-rebel-club.png" alt=":iconamerican-rebel-club:" title="american-rebel-club"/></a> & SCOTTISH! <a href="http://scottish.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/s/c/scottish.gif" alt=":iconscottish:" title="scottish"/></a>MY LOCAL F.F.A. AND OUR 4-H!<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /> GOD BLESS AMERICA!<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~apock93</author>
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                <title>5/28/2009</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2009 16:02:10 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ My friend and I are having a contest on who can come up with a better top 10 list! Entries are do by Christmas! I am doing top 10 things NOT to say to your boss! Looking for quotes! Please and thank ye!<br />So far ideas on the list are:<br />"Did you hear anything last night?"<br />"Bad things tend to happen around me."<br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br />PRAY FOR AMERICA<br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />MINUTE MAN PROJECT MEMBER<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />PROUD LUTHERAN!<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> STRAIGHT, WHITE, CONSERVATIVE MALE <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" />PROUD SUPPORTER OF OUR TROOPS AND PROUD MEMBER OF AMERICAN-REBEL-CLUB <a href="http://american-rebel-club.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/a/m/american-rebel-club.png" alt=":iconamerican-rebel-club:" title="american-rebel-club"/></a> & SCOTTISH! <a href="http://scottish.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/c/scottish.gif" alt=":iconscottish:" title="scottish"/></a>MY LOCAL F.F.A. AND OUR 4-H!<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /> GOD BLESS AMERICA!<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~apock93</author>
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                <title>5/21/2009</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 10:01:20 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ SCHOOL IS OUT BABY! w00t!<br />(Overheard on my way out today)<br />"So how do you think you did on your spanish final?"<br />"Horrible! It was so hard! It was like it was in another language!"<br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br />PRAY FOR AMERICA<br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />MINUTE MAN PROJECT MEMBER<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />PROUD LUTHERAN!<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> STRAIGHT, WHITE, CONSERVATIVE MALE <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" />PROUD SUPPORTER OF OUR TROOPS AND PROUD MEMBER OF AMERICAN-REBEL-CLUB <a href="http://american-rebel-club.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/a/m/american-rebel-club.png" alt=":iconamerican-rebel-club:" title="american-rebel-club"/></a> & SCOTTISH! <a href="http://scottish.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/c/scottish.gif" alt=":iconscottish:" title="scottish"/></a>MY LOCAL F.F.A. AND OUR 4-H!<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /> GOD BLESS AMERICA!<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~apock93</author>
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                <title>5/18/2009</title>
                <link>http://apock93.deviantart.com/journal/24828137/</link>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 18:29:53 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ (playen dodge ball in gym)<br />"This is madness!"<br />"Madness? This is DODGE BALL!"<br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br />PRAY FOR AMERICA<br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />MINUTE MAN PROJECT MEMBER<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />PROUD LUTHERAN!<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> STRAIGHT, WHITE, CONSERVATIVE MALE <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" />PROUD SUPPORTER OF OUR TROOPS AND PROUD MEMBER OF AMERICAN-REBEL-CLUB <a href="http://american-rebel-club.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/a/m/american-rebel-club.png" alt=":iconamerican-rebel-club:" title="american-rebel-club"/></a> & SCOTTISH! <a href="http://scottish.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/c/scottish.gif" alt=":iconscottish:" title="scottish"/></a>MY LOCAL F.F.A. AND OUR 4-H!<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /> GOD BLESS AMERICA!<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~apock93</author>
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                <title>5/13/2009</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2009 18:59:06 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Remember kids: Stop Drop and Roll does not work in hell.<br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br />PRAY FOR AMERICA<br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />MINUTE MAN PROJECT MEMBER<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />PROUD LUTHERAN!<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> STRAIGHT, WHITE, CONSERVATIVE MALE <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" />PROUD SUPPORTER OF OUR TROOPS AND PROUD MEMBER OF AMERICAN-REBEL-CLUB <a href="http://american-rebel-club.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/a/m/american-rebel-club.png" alt=":iconamerican-rebel-club:" title="american-rebel-club"/></a> & SCOTTISH! <a href="http://scottish.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/c/scottish.gif" alt=":iconscottish:" title="scottish"/></a>MY LOCAL F.F.A. AND OUR 4-H!<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /> GOD BLESS AMERICA!<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~apock93</author>
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                <title>5/7/2009</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2009 20:04:46 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Every girl wants<br />that Prince Charming<br />they remember <br />from the <br />Happily Ever Ending<br />tales<br />and<br />Every night<br />as I lie awake<br />I pray to God<br />that I might <br />even come within<br />a million miles<br />of being that someone <br />she dreams of<br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br />PRAY FOR AMERICA<br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />MINUTE MAN PROJECT MEMBER<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />PROUD LUTHERAN!<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> STRAIGHT, WHITE, CONSERVATIVE MALE <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" />PROUD SUPPORTER OF OUR TROOPS AND PROUD MEMBER OF AMERICAN-REBEL-CLUB <a href="http://american-rebel-club.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/a/m/american-rebel-club.png" alt=":iconamerican-rebel-club:" title="american-rebel-club"/></a> & SCOTTISH! <a href="http://scottish.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/c/scottish.gif" alt=":iconscottish:" title="scottish"/></a>MY LOCAL F.F.A. AND OUR 4-H!<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /> GOD BLESS AMERICA!<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~apock93</author>
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                <title>5/5/2009</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2009 15:27:59 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3ouX_mM23o">[link]</a><br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br />PRAY FOR AMERICA<br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />MINUTE MAN PROJECT MEMBER<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />PROUD LUTHERAN!<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> STRAIGHT, WHITE, CONSERVATIVE MALE <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" />PROUD SUPPORTER OF OUR TROOPS AND PROUD MEMBER OF AMERICAN-REBEL-CLUB <a href="http://american-rebel-club.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/a/m/american-rebel-club.png" alt=":iconamerican-rebel-club:" title="american-rebel-club"/></a> & SCOTTISH! <a href="http://scottish.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/c/scottish.gif" alt=":iconscottish:" title="scottish"/></a>MY LOCAL F.F.A. AND OUR 4-H!<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /> GOD BLESS AMERICA!<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~apock93</author>
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                <title>4/28/2009</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2009 19:12:15 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I pledge allegiance to the flag<br />of the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA<br />and to the republic for which it stands<br />One Nation UNDER GOD<br />Indivisible <br />With Liberty and Justice FOR ALL<br />Amen.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nJTqpKlZ9U&feature=related">[link]</a><br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br />PRAY FOR AMERICA<br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />MINUTE MAN PROJECT MEMBER<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />PROUD LUTHERAN!<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> STRAIGHT, WHITE, CONSERVATIVE MALE <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" />PROUD SUPPORTER OF OUR TROOPS AND PROUD MEMBER OF AMERICAN-REBEL-CLUB <a href="http://american-rebel-club.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/a/m/american-rebel-club.png" alt=":iconamerican-rebel-club:" title="american-rebel-club"/></a> & SCOTTISH! <a href="http://scottish.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/c/scottish.gif" alt=":iconscottish:" title="scottish"/></a>MY LOCAL F.F.A. AND OUR 4-H!<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /> GOD BLESS AMERICA!<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~apock93</author>
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                <title>4/23/2009</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 19:20:52 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ THE AVERAGE MILITARY MAN<br /><br />The average age of the military man is 19 years.<br /><br />He is a short haired, tight-muscled kid who, under normal circumstances is considered by society as half man, half boy. Not yet dry behind the ears, not old enough to buy a beer, but old enough to die for his country.<br /><br />He never really cared much for work and he would rather wax his own car than wash his father's; but he has never collected unemployment either.<br /><br />He's a recent High School graduate; he was probably an average student, pursued some form of sport activities, drives a ten year old jalopy, and has a steady girlfriend that either broke up with him when he left, or swears to be waiting when he returns from half a world away.<br /><br />He listens to rock and roll or hip-hop or rap or jazz or swing and 155mm Howitzers.<br /><br />He is 10 or 15 pounds lighter now than when he was at home because he is working or fighting from before dawn to well after dusk.<br /><br />He has trouble spelling, thus letter writing is a pain for him, but he can field strip a rifle in 30 seconds and reassemble it in less time in the dark.<br /><br />He can recite to you the nomenclature of a machine gun or grenade launcher and use either one effectively if he must.<br /><br />He digs foxholes and latrines and can apply first aid like a professional.<br /><br />He can march until he is told to stop or stop until he is told to march.<br /><br />He obeys orders instantly and without hesitation, but he is not without spirit or individual dignity.<br /><br />He is self-sufficient. He has two sets of fatigues: he washes one and wears the other. He keeps his canteens full and his feet dry.<br /><br />He sometimes forgets to brush his teeth, but never to clean his rifle.<br /><br />He can cook his own meals, mend his own clothes, and fix his own hurts. If you're thirsty, he'll share his water with you; if you are hungry, his food.<br /><br />He'll even split his ammunition with you in the midst of battle when you run low.<br /><br />He has learned to use his hands like weapons and weapons like they were his hands. He can save your life - or take it, because that is his job.<br /><br />He will often do twice the work of a civilian, draw half the pay and still find ironic humor in it all. He has seen more suffering and death then he should have in his short lifetime.<br /><br />He has stood atop mountains of dead bodies, and helped to create them.<br /><br />He has wept in public and in private, for friends who have fallen in combat and is unashamed.<br /><br />He feels every note of the National Anthem vibrate through his body while at rigid attention, while tempering the burning desire to 'square-away' those around him who haven't bothered to stand, remove their hat, or even stop talking. In an odd twist, day in and day out, far from home, he defends their right to be disrespectful.<br /><br />Just as did his Father, Grandfather, and Great-grandfather, he is paying the price for our freedom.<br /><br />Beardless or not, he is not a boy.<br /><br />He is the American Fighting Man that has kept this country free for over 200 years.<br /><br />He has asked nothing in return, except our friendship and understanding.<br /><br />Remember him, always, for he has earned our respect and admiration with his blood.<br /><br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br />PRAY FOR AMERICA<br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />MINUTE MAN PROJECT MEMBER<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />PROUD LUTHERAN!<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> STRAIGHT, WHITE, CONSERVATIVE MALE <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gi... ]]></description>
                <author>~apock93</author>
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                <title>4/22/2009</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2009 20:15:34 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ "A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit."<br />ÂArmy's magazine of preventive maintenance.<br /><br />"Aim towards the Enemy."<br />ÂInstruction printed on U.S. Rocket Launcher<br /><br />"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.<br />ÂU.S. Marine Corps<br /><br />"Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground."<br />ÂU.S.A.F. Ammo Troop<br /><br />"If the enemy is in range, so are you."<br />ÂInfantry Journal<br /><br />"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed."<br />ÂU.S. Air Force Manual<br /><br />"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons."<br />ÂGen. MacArthur<br /><br />"Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo."<br />ÂInfantry Journal<br /><br />"You, you, and youÂ Panic. The rest of you, come with me."<br />ÂU.S. Marine Corp Gunnery Sgt.<br /><br />"Tracers work both ways."<br />ÂU.S. Army Ordnance<br /><br />"Five second fuses only last three seconds."<br />ÂInfantry Journal<br /><br />"Don't ever be the first, don't ever be the last, and don't ever volunteer to do anything."<br />ÂU.S. Navy Swabbie<br /><br />"Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid."<br />ÂCol. David Hackworth<br /><br />"If your attack is going too well, your walking into an ambush."<br />ÂInfantry Journal<br /><br />"No combat ready unit has ever passed inspection."<br />ÂJoe Gay<br /><br />"Any ship can be a minesweeper... once."<br />ÂAnon<br /><br />"Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do."<br />ÂUnknown Marine Recruit<br /><br />"Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you."<br />ÂYour Buddies<br /><br />"If you see a bomb technician running, follow him."<br />ÂU.S.A.F. Ammo Troop <br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br />PRAY FOR AMERICA<br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />MINUTE MAN PROJECT MEMBER<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />PROUD LUTHERAN!<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> STRAIGHT, WHITE, CONSERVATIVE MALE <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" />PROUD SUPPORTER OF OUR TROOPS AND PROUD MEMBER OF AMERICAN-REBEL-CLUB <a href="http://american-rebel-club.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/a/m/american-rebel-club.png" alt=":iconamerican-rebel-club:" title="american-rebel-club"/></a> & SCOTTISH! <a href="http://scottish.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/c/scottish.gif" alt=":iconscottish:" title="scottish"/></a>MY LOCAL F.F.A. AND OUR 4-H!<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /> GOD BLESS AMERICA!<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I... ]]></description>
                <author>~apock93</author>
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                <title>4/18/2009</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2009 19:10:40 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ 90% of teens would have a mental breakdown if they saw Hanna Montana standing on top of a building, repost this if your part of the 10% yelling "JUMP ALREADY!"<br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br />PRAY FOR AMERICA<br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />MINUTE MAN PROJECT MEMBER<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />PROUD LUTHERAN!<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> STRAIGHT, WHITE, CONSERVATIVE MALE <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" />PROUD SUPPORTER OF OUR TROOPS AND PROUD MEMBER OF AMERICAN-REBEL-CLUB <a href="http://american-rebel-club.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/a/m/american-rebel-club.png" alt=":iconamerican-rebel-club:" title="american-rebel-club"/></a> & SCOTTISH! <a href="http://scottish.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/c/scottish.gif" alt=":iconscottish:" title="scottish"/></a>MY LOCAL F.F.A. AND OUR 4-H!<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /> GOD BLESS AMERICA!<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~apock93</author>
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                <title>4/16/2009</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2009 19:16:48 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ (friend of mines standen next to his girlfriend, an their makin plans fer the weekend, an a couple of friends walk by) "Hey dude, I hear Wal-Mart has balls on sale fer $.99."<br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br />PRAY FOR AMERICA<br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />MINUTE MAN PROJECT MEMBER<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />PROUD LUTHERAN!<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> STRAIGHT, WHITE, CONSERVATIVE MALE <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" />PROUD SUPPORTER OF OUR TROOPS AND PROUD MEMBER OF AMERICAN-REBEL-CLUB <a href="http://american-rebel-club.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/a/m/american-rebel-club.png" alt=":iconamerican-rebel-club:" title="american-rebel-club"/></a> & SCOTTISH! <a href="http://scottish.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/c/scottish.gif" alt=":iconscottish:" title="scottish"/></a>MY LOCAL F.F.A. AND OUR 4-H!<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /> GOD BLESS AMERICA!<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~apock93</author>
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                <title>4/13/2009</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2009 20:20:28 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ *sigh* so my grandpa went Home last friday, my bro totaled his car last night (no one was hurt) an no one can get it through their thick skull that i would like a truck that is a POS (piece of sh**) so that way i can learn how to fix it an take care of it, but no! i cant get anything that has even the slightest sign of rust or like it might not run perfectly. *sigh* "Oh hey aunt! i found a nice '95 Ford F250 with 98K miles for only $1500!" (imagine special sound effects): *click-click* "OK! Lock an load boys! We got another idea coming in! Lets take 'er down!" *gun fire followed by a loud explosion* yea... thats prety much it whenever an idea comes out of my mouth when anyones aroun...<br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br />PRAY FOR AMERICA<br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />MINUTE MAN PROJECT MEMBER<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />PROUD LUTHERAN!<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> STRAIGHT, WHITE, CONSERVATIVE MALE <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" />PROUD SUPPORTER OF OUR TROOPS AND PROUD MEMBER OF AMERICAN-REBEL-CLUB <a href="http://american-rebel-club.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/a/m/american-rebel-club.png" alt=":iconamerican-rebel-club:" title="american-rebel-club"/></a> & SCOTTISH! <a href="http://scottish.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/c/scottish.gif" alt=":iconscottish:" title="scottish"/></a>MY LOCAL F.F.A. AND OUR 4-H!<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /> GOD BLESS AMERICA!<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>4/12/2009 Easter Sunday</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 12 Apr 2009 16:31:01 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ ... and He rose into Heaven, and sits at the right hand of God the Father. From thence He will come to judge both the living and the dead.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~apock93</author>
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                <title>4/10/2009 Good Friday</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2009 19:54:52 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Mark 15<br />Jesus before Pilate<br /><br />1 Early in the morning the chief priests with the elders and scribes and the whole Council, immediately held a consultation; and binding Jesus, they led Him away and delivered Him to Pilate.<br /><br />2 Pilate questioned Him, "Are You the King of the Jews?" And He answered him, "It is as you say."<br /><br />3 The chief priests began to accuse Him harshly.<br /><br />4Then Pilate questioned Him again, saying, "Do You not answer? See how many charges they bring against You!"<br /><br />5 But Jesus made no further answer; so Pilate was amazed.<br /><br />6 Now at the feast he used to release for them any one prisoner whom they requested.<br /><br />7 The man named Barabbas had been imprisoned with the insurrectionists who had committed murder in the insurrection.<br /><br />8 The crowd went up and began asking him to do as he had been accustomed to do for them.<br /><br />9 Pilate answered them, saying, "Do you want me to release for you the King of the Jews?"<br /><br />10 For he was aware that the chief priests had handed Him over because of envy.<br /><br />11 But the chief priests stirred up the crowd to ask him to release Barabbas for them instead.<br /><br />12 Answering again, Pilate said to them, "Then what shall I do with Him whom you call the King of the Jews?"<br /><br />13 They shouted back, "Crucify Him!"<br /><br />14 But Pilate said to them, "Why, what evil has He done?" But they shouted all the more, "Crucify Him!"<br /><br />15Wishing to satisfy the crowd, Pilate released Barabbas for them, and after having Jesus scourged, he handed Him over to be crucified.<br /><br />16 The soldiers took Him away into the palace, and they called together the whole Roman cohort.<br /><br />17 They dressed Him up in purple, and after twisting a crown of thorns, they put it on Him;<br /><br />18 and they began to acclaim Him, "Hail, King of the Jews!"<br /><br />19 They kept beating His head with a creed, and spitting on Him, and kneeling and bowing before Him.<br /><br />20 After they had mocked Him, they took the purple robe off Him and put His own garments on Him. And they led Him out to crucify Him.<br /><br />21 They pressed into service a passer-by coming from the country, Simon of Cyrene , to bear His cross.<br /><br />22 Then they brought Him to the place Golgotha, which is translated, Place of a Skull.<br /><br />23 They tried to give Him wine mixed with myrrh; but He did not take it.<br /><br />24 And they crucified Him, and divided up His garments among themselves, casting lots for them to decide what each man should take.<br /><br />25 It was the third hour when they crucified Him.<br /><br />26 The inscription of the charge against Him read, "THE KING OF THE JEWS."<br /><br />27 They crucified two robbers with Him, one on His right and one on His left.<br /><br />28 And the Scripture was fulfilled which says, "And He was numbered with transgressors."<br /><br />29 Those passing by were hurling abuse at Him, wagging their heads, and saying, "Ha! You who are going to destroy the temple and rebuild it in three days,<br /><br />30 save Yourself, and come down from the cross!"<br /><br />31In the same way the chief priests also, along with the scribes, were mocking Him among themselves and saying, "He saved others; He cannot save Himself.<br /><br />32 "Let this Christ, the King of Israel, now come down from the cross, so that we may see and believe!" Those who were crucified with Him were also insulting Him.<br /><br />33 When the sixth hour came, darkness fell over the whole land until the ninth hour.<br /><br />34 At the ninth hour Jesus cried out with a loud voice, "ELOI, ELOI, LAMA SABACHTHANI?" which is translated, "MY GOD, MY GOD, WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?"<br /><br />35 When some of the bystanders heard it, they began saying, "Behold, He is calling for Elijah."<br /><br />36 Someone ran and filled a sponge with sour wine, put it on a reed, and gave Him a drink, saying, "Let us see whether Elijah will come to take Him down."<br /><br />37 And Jesus uttered a loud cry, and breathed His last.<br /><br />38 And the veil of the temple was torn in two from top to bottom.<br /><br />39 When the centurion, who was standing right in front of Him, saw the way He breathed His last, he said, "Truly this man was the Son of God!"<br /><br />40 There were also some women looking on from a distance, among whom were Mary Magdalene, and Mary the mother of James the Less and Joses, and Salome.<br /><br />41 When He was in Galilee, they used to follow Him and minister to Him; and there were many other women who came up with Him to Jerusalem.<br /><br />42 When evening had already come, because it was the preparation day, that is, the day before the Sabbath,<br /><br />43 Joseph of Arimathea came, a prominent member of the Council, who himself was waiting for the kingdom of God; and he gathered up courage and went in before Pilate, and asked for the body of Jesus.<br... ]]></description>
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                <title>4/8/2009</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2009 18:44:15 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ "An eye for an eye teaches the world not to take out someones eye. Even if it is an accident."<br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br />PRAY FOR AMERICA<br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />MINUTE MAN PROJECT MEMBER<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />PROUD LUTHERAN!<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> STRAIGHT, WHITE, CONSERVATIVE MALE <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" />PROUD SUPPORTER OF OUR TROOPS AND PROUD MEMBER OF AMERICAN-REBEL-CLUB <a href="http://american-rebel-club.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/a/m/american-rebel-club.png" alt=":iconamerican-rebel-club:" title="american-rebel-club"/></a> & SCOTTISH! <a href="http://scottish.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/c/scottish.gif" alt=":iconscottish:" title="scottish"/></a>MY LOCAL F.F.A. AND OUR 4-H!<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /> GOD BLESS AMERICA!<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~apock93</author>
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                <title>4/5/2009</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 05 Apr 2009 11:52:56 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmbQEQltOwM">[link]</a><br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br />PRAY FOR AMERICA<br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />MINUTE MAN PROJECT MEMBER<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />PROUD LUTHERAN!<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> STRAIGHT, WHITE, CONSERVATIVE MALE <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" />PROUD SUPPORTER OF OUR TROOPS AND PROUD MEMBER OF AMERICAN-REBEL-CLUB <a href="http://american-rebel-club.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/a/m/american-rebel-club.png" alt=":iconamerican-rebel-club:" title="american-rebel-club"/></a> & SCOTTISH! <a href="http://scottish.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/c/scottish.gif" alt=":iconscottish:" title="scottish"/></a>MY LOCAL F.F.A. AND OUR 4-H!<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /> GOD BLESS AMERICA!<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~apock93</author>
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                <title>4/4/2009*</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 03 Apr 2009 18:58:35 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Now I sit me down in school<br />Where praying is against the rule<br />For this great nation under God<br />Finds mention of Him very odd.<br /><br />If Scripture now the class recites,<br />It violates the Bill of Rights.<br />And anytime my head I bow<br />Becomes a Federal matter now.<br /><br />Our hair can be purple, orange or green,<br />That's no offense; it's a freedom scene.<br />The law is specific, the law is precise.<br />Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.<br /><br />For praying in a public hall<br />Might offend someone with no faith at all.<br />In silence alone we must meditate,<br />God's name is prohibited by the state.<br /><br />We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,<br />And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks.<br />They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible.<br />To quote the Good Book makes me liable.<br /><br />We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,<br />And the 'unwed daddy,' our Senior King.<br />It's 'inappropriate' to teach right from wrong,<br />We're taught that such 'judgments' do not belong.<br /><br /><br />We can get our condoms and birth controls,<br />Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles.<br />But the Ten Commandments are not allowed,<br />No word of God must reach this crowd.<br /><br /><br />It's scary here I must confess,<br />When chaos reigns the school's a mess.<br />So, Lord, this silent plea I make:<br />Should I be shot; My soul please take!<br /><br /><br />Amen. <br /><br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br />PRAY FOR AMERICA<br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />MINUTE MAN PROJECT MEMBER<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />PROUD LUTHERAN!<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> STRAIGHT, WHITE, CONSERVATIVE MALE <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" />PROUD SUPPORTER OF OUR TROOPS AND PROUD MEMBER OF AMERICAN-REBEL-CLUB <a href="http://american-rebel-club.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/a/m/american-rebel-club.png" alt=":iconamerican-rebel-club:" title="american-rebel-club"/></a> & SCOTTISH! <a href="http://scottish.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/c/scottish.gif" alt=":iconscottish:" title="scottish"/></a>MY LOCAL F.F.A. AND OUR 4-H!<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /> GOD BLESS AMERICA!<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~apock93</author>
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                <title>3/31/2009</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2009 19:47:52 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikob3T5RFPU">[link]</a><br /><br />"History is not written by historians, but rather by the men who die making it."<br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br />PRAY FOR AMERICA<br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />MINUTE MAN PROJECT MEMBER<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />PROUD LUTHERAN!<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> STRAIGHT, WHITE, CONSERVATIVE MALE <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" />PROUD SUPPORTER OF OUR TROOPS AND PROUD MEMBER OF AMERICAN-REBEL-CLUB <a href="http://american-rebel-club.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/a/m/american-rebel-club.png" alt=":iconamerican-rebel-club:" title="american-rebel-club"/></a> & SCOTTISH! <a href="http://scottish.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/c/scottish.gif" alt=":iconscottish:" title="scottish"/></a>MY LOCAL F.F.A. AND OUR 4-H!<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /> GOD BLESS AMERICA!<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~apock93</author>
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                <title>3/29/2009</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 29 Mar 2009 14:23:06 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ "History is not written by historians, but rather by the men who die making it."<br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br />PRAY FOR AMERICA<br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />MINUTE MAN PROJECT MEMBER<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />PROUD LUTHERAN!<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> STRAIGHT, WHITE, CONSERVATIVE MALE <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" />PROUD SUPPORTER OF OUR TROOPS AND PROUD MEMBER OF AMERICAN-REBEL-CLUB <a href="http://american-rebel-club.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/a/m/american-rebel-club.png" alt=":iconamerican-rebel-club:" title="american-rebel-club"/></a> & SCOTTISH! <a href="http://scottish.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/c/scottish.gif" alt=":iconscottish:" title="scottish"/></a>MY LOCAL F.F.A. AND OUR 4-H!<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /> GOD BLESS AMERICA!<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~apock93</author>
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                <title>3/28/2009</title>
                <link>http://apock93.deviantart.com/journal/23925356/</link>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 27 Mar 2009 21:52:22 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVinwOpllQk">[link]</a><br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br />PRAY FOR AMERICA<br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />MINUTE MAN PROJECT MEMBER<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />PROUD LUTHERAN!<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> STRAIGHT, WHITE, CONSERVATIVE MALE <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" />PROUD SUPPORTER OF OUR TROOPS AND PROUD MEMBER OF AMERICAN-REBEL-CLUB <a href="http://american-rebel-club.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/a/m/american-rebel-club.png" alt=":iconamerican-rebel-club:" title="american-rebel-club"/></a> & SCOTTISH! <a href="http://scottish.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/c/scottish.gif" alt=":iconscottish:" title="scottish"/></a>MY LOCAL F.F.A. AND OUR 4-H!<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /> GOD BLESS AMERICA!<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~apock93</author>
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                <title>2/25/2009</title>
                <link>http://apock93.deviantart.com/journal/23891114/</link>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2009 20:43:28 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ "It is difficult to fight against anger for a man will buy revenge with his soul." ~ Eric Cletus - 500 BC<br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br />PRAY FOR AMERICA<br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />MINUTE MAN PROJECT MEMBER<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />PROUD LUTHERAN!<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> STRAIGHT, WHITE, CONSERVATIVE MALE <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" />PROUD SUPPORTER OF OUR TROOPS AND PROUD MEMBER OF AMERICAN-REBEL-CLUB <a href="http://american-rebel-club.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/a/m/american-rebel-club.png" alt=":iconamerican-rebel-club:" title="american-rebel-club"/></a> & SCOTTISH! <a href="http://scottish.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/c/scottish.gif" alt=":iconscottish:" title="scottish"/></a>MY LOCAL F.F.A. AND OUR 4-H!<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /> GOD BLESS AMERICA!<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~apock93</author>
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                <title>3/23/2009</title>
                <link>http://apock93.deviantart.com/journal/23857665/</link>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 23 Mar 2009 21:12:05 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ "I wasn't an evil kid... I just pulled a lot of pranks that... turned out to be felonys!" <br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br />PRAY FOR AMERICA<br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />MINUTE MAN PROJECT MEMBER<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />PROUD LUTHERAN!<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> STRAIGHT, WHITE, CONSERVATIVE MALE <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" />PROUD SUPPORTER OF OUR TROOPS AND PROUD MEMBER OF AMERICAN-REBEL-CLUB <a href="http://american-rebel-club.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/a/m/american-rebel-club.png" alt=":iconamerican-rebel-club:" title="american-rebel-club"/></a> & SCOTTISH! <a href="http://scottish.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/c/scottish.gif" alt=":iconscottish:" title="scottish"/></a>MY LOCAL F.F.A. AND OUR 4-H!<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /> GOD BLESS AMERICA!<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~apock93</author>
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                <title>3/22/2009</title>
                <link>http://apock93.deviantart.com/journal/23833416/</link>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 22 Mar 2009 14:25:14 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlT_zOM1cCc">[link]</a><br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br />PRAY FOR AMERICA<br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />MINUTE MAN PROJECT MEMBER<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" />PROUD LUTHERAN!<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /> STRAIGHT, WHITE, CONSERVATIVE MALE <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" />PROUD SUPPORTER OF OUR TROOPS AND PROUD MEMBER OF AMERICAN-REBEL-CLUB <a href="http://american-rebel-club.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/a/m/american-rebel-club.png" alt=":iconamerican-rebel-club:" title="american-rebel-club"/></a> & SCOTTISH! <a href="http://scottish.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/c/scottish.gif" alt=":iconscottish:" title="scottish"/></a>MY LOCAL F.F.A. AND OUR 4-H!<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /> GOD BLESS AMERICA!<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/salute.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":salute:" title="I salute you!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagus.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagus:" title="United States of America" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~apock93</author>
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