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Foreword: The name "Inday" is a Filipino nickname in the Visayan dialect for many young females. "Inday" also refers as a general nickname for female nannies and helpers who are mostly from the provinces and are regarded as generally poor in grammar with a funny accent. In this case, however, "Inday" makes a kick-ass come back i.e. perfect English!

_{Biodata ni Inday:
Name - Inocencia Binayubay
Nickname - Inday
Age - 18
Parents - Aling Seling at Mang Andoy
Siblings - Iying 13; Itoy 8; Ikling 5
Educational Background
College - La Salle 2nd year (scholar)
Highschool - P. Gomez Highschool (Valedictorian, Best in Englishur
Elementary - Sta. Monica Elem. School (Valedictorian, Best in Dancing)
Work Experience - 3 years, household service manager (katulong), Mr. and Mrs. Montemayor.}

1) I believe that my trained skills and expertise in management with the use of standard tools, and my discipline and experience will contribute significantly to the value of the work that you want, my creativity, productivity and work-efficiency and the high quality of outcomes I can offer will boost the work progress.
- sagot ni Inday sa interview ng bago niyang amo!

2) Compromising safety with useless aesthetics, the not-so-well engineered architectural design of our kitchen lavatory affected the boy's cranium with a slight boil at the left temple near the auditory organ.
- sagot ni Inday nang tanungin ng amo kung bakit may bukol si Junior.

3) The consistency was fine. But you see, it seems that the increased amount of sodium chloride (NaCl) affected the taste drastically and those actions are irreversible. I do apologize.
- nag-explain si Inday kung bakit maalat ang ulam.

4) Amo: Bakit tuwing paguwi ko, nadadatnan kitang nanunuod ng tv?!
Inday: Because I don't want you to see me doing absolutely nothing.

5) "It's absurd! It was never a fact that he will inflict a fight. I can only imagine how you handle schizophrenic kids on this educational institution. Revise your policies because they suck!"
- Inday, kasama si Junior sa principal's office.

6) Amo: Inday, bakit nagkalat ang basura sa likod ng bahay?!
Inday: A change in the weather patterns might have occurred wrecking havoc to the surroundings. The way the debris are scattered indicates that the gust of wind was going northeast causing damage to the path it was heading for.
Amo: **nosebleed**

7) Stop your raucous behavior. It is bound to result in property damages and if that happens there will be corresponding punishment to be inflicted upon you!
- si Inday, pinagbabawalan ang mga bata na maglikot.

8) Sometimes, people choose to leave not because of selfish reasons but because they just know that things will get worse if they'll stay. Leaving can be a tough act, and it's harder when people can't understand you for doing so.
- sagot ni Inday kung bakit umalis si Angel Locsin sa GMA 7.

9) "To forestall further hopes of acquaintance, my unfathomable statement to the denial of your request. Petition denied."
- reply ni Inday nang i-text ni dodong kung pwede sya maging txtmate. (law grad ba si Inday?)

10) Much as I want to indulge in the proliferation of such indecent and malicious information, I want to lift the stigma and alleviate society's perception of our profession..
- c inday, tumatangging nakikipagtsismisan sa katulong sa kabilang bahay.

11) "The nerve impulses from the stomach of the human body were received by the brain. The brain interpreted that the digestive system of the corresponding human is lacking substances to be burnt down by its hydrochloric acid therefore sending neurons to the eyes making it emit tears.
- sagot ni inday kung bakit umiiyak ang baby.. ü

12) Ideas have an end my friend.. Ideas die, but "people" revive then again. Only "people" who have the power "to change the world" can summon ideas once again..
- inday kachika c ederlyn.

13) The statute restricts me to love you but you have d provocation. . The way you smile is the proximate cause why I love you. We have some rules to think of. We have no vested rights to love each other because the upper household dismissed my petition!
- ganito nakipagbreak si inday kay dodong (driver ng kapitbahay)

14) "Sh*t inday! Can you shut up? You've grown to become an all knowing b*tch!!!"
- sabi ng guard na ex at kapitbahay ni inday.

15) "Bloody hell!!! What the F did just... ]]> ~artistmonk http://artistmonk.deviantart.com/journal/14342221/ http://artistmonk.deviantart.com/journal/14342221/ Mon, 27 Aug 2007 07:36:40 PDT EDIT:
I know this is turning into a form of drama. I never thought this could happen to me. Suddenly, I don't feel so secure about DA.

OKAY! So I just found out that my MESSAGE center on my main website at artistmonk.hakuro.org got hacked! So all messages from there don't fly to my email account anymore. Instead, the would be clients messages would fly to this thief's address: victhechaosgoat@gmail.com and it turns out the thief has a MYSPACE, too: [link]

The culprit's names is VICTORIA SPENCER, identity thief! Turns out she also has accounts here on DA, but she's banned already... why am I not surprised! !victhechaosgoat !Chaosgoat

So people, DO NOT send messages on my main website. I'm shutting my website down until further notice!

Here is the message from the writer, Chuck Kennedy:

Aletheia...

I'm sorry your first visit to my blog (Comic Book Observatory) had to be under such negative circumstances. This whole thing has completely thrown ME for a loop. I contacted, who I thought to be you, straight through your own website. I've looked through my saved emails (there are a good bunch of them) and I can't find any that originate from my email account, so I feel confident it was through your website.

I don't know what damage you've suffered, but I'm truly sorry for any role I played, unless it helps us to nail this person. The email address I had for this person was victhechaosgoat@gmail.com. I'm not sure if that's a help to you or not. A quick google search got me to this MySpace Page: [link]

Again, I don't know what exactly is going on here, but that person seems to be the one I was talking with. I have to go to work here in a bit, but I would be willing to help you out if you want. Looking at her pictures on the MySpace page I think this to be who I was conversing with, and I'm not sure why or how this happened. She goes by the real name of Victoria Spencer, or TJ.

Contact me directly at ***@*****.*** as I am reluctant to use your website to send you anything.

Chuck Kennedy

For the love of gods, above and below! Who is VICTORIA SPENCER??? I don't know this person! I'm hoping to get to the bottom of this and clear this up. What a mess!

LESSON LEARNED: Always update your websites. Also, change your passwords once a week.

For those who are still interested on getting some artwork done by me, you may send me a note here and I'll send you my REAL email address and then we can make some good art collaborations.

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08/26/07
Well, it's okay to find stuff like this: [link] because it clearly has a disclaimer that the copyrights are mine, and that it's all for a good cause.

But sometimes, there are nasty surprises.

Right now, I don't know where to start. There's a sick feeling in my tummy. I mean I never had identity theft happen before but this one is just pure fecal matter.

I'll try to be calm. I was browsing around google and chanced upon a blog where someone mentioned my username. I don't know who this guy is, but from his blog entries, it is apparent that he is in the graphic novel industry. Specifically, a comics writer.

Someone made a business deal with this comics writer from I don't know where, and called herself "TJ"! She even agreed to do a cover art for the poor guy! Oh my god, the gall of this person! [link]

So I read further into the guy's blog, and later found out that the impostor went chicken on him. [link]

Obviously because she can't draw like me.

Just to make sure I wasn't being stupid, I checked on all my email accounts and DA notes if I missed out on a message from the writer. I even double checked on the sent folders. None!

Judging from the dates on the blog, this incident happened only... ]]> ~artistmonk http://artistmonk.deviantart.com/journal/14101108/ http://artistmonk.deviantart.com/journal/14101108/ Fri, 13 Jun 2008 20:51:43 PDT

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Interactive Art Services (IAS) Manila Studio is in need of PIXEL ARTISTS who can work with us on an upcoming project.

The project: We need to create 4 virtual world rooms similar in style and detail to these:



Experience with VW is preferred

Timeline: We need to create 4 scenes in 10 days

If your interested please send in your portfolio samples to
pedro@storyboardsonline.com or to zena@storyboardsonline.com

Tambayan

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Alternatively it may have featured:
1. Underage nudity.
2. Sexual acts or “adult toys”.
3. The gratuitous display of genitalia.
4. Real life self-mutilation or injury.

Ok. I think it was #2 and #3, even though the removed deviation was of an impossible creature, a fictitious character, and nobody got hurt in the picture.

Whoever reported me, thanks for the surprise. I rarely get notes in this DA account. It sure made my day.

And for happier news. I got this from an email. Just wanted to share a few laughs. Enjoy!

Boyfriend to Girlfriend, may LQ: What do you take me for?! Granted?
***
Guard, answering the telephone: Hello?... Ah yes, for a while. Please hang yourself.
***
Starlet in an interview: If the odds are against me, then I will against them.
***
Inday Badiday asks a starlet about her mother's burial:
Inday: Kumusta ang libing ng nanay mo?
Starlet: Successful naman po.
***
Army officer to cadet:
Officer: "Do you know why I ask you to stand?"
Cadet: "No, sir."
Officer: "Ok, why?"
***
Teacher to students: Baka gusto nyong ibilad ko kayo sa covered courts.
***
Teacher: Class, I want you to watch sex scenes.
Class: What?! Teacher!
Teacher: What's wrong? It's a beautiful film starring Bros Welles!
Class: Aah, Sixth Sense!
***
Sa isang examination:
Student: Mam, pwedeng gumamit ng liquid paper?
Teacher: Ang kulit naman! Sinabi nang pad paper lang eh.
***
A reporter interviews a politician about the Philippine economy.
Politician says: Talagang mahirap ang buhay natin ngayon. Pero slow by slow, we will success.
***
Teacher: Sorry, class. I'm late. My mother died three years ago. And now she's dead.
***
Overheard at a fastfood chain:
Yaya: Ma'm, gusto po ni Mark ng KIDNEY MEAL!
***
Teacher: What is your name?
Student: Dell.
Teacher: What is your old?
***
Teacher to students: Okay, form two straight circles and find your height alphabetically!
***
Teacher to students: Okay class, it's time to go home. Form a line and pass out slowly.
***
Angry teacher to student: I want you to bring your father and your mother, especially your parents, understood?! Bring them tomorrow in front of me, right here, right now!
***
Emcee, in a party: The next song is the favorite song of my best friend, and neither do I!
***
Teacher: Oy, magdala kayo ng chip ahoy a.
Student: Miss may "s" yon...
Teacher: A, sorry. Chip ahoys!

http://artistmonk.deviantart.com/journal/13528947/ Thu, 28 Jun 2007 17:52:50 PDT *IAS-Inc and I am very excited to be working with some of the country's best illustrators. My knees start to shake at their brilliance. Many thanks to ~Sh3lly and ~xanethia-anarae for the referral. I will be starting around early August. **happy dance**

There is time to spare for a bit of commission work, if only to boost my broke ass a bit. All that moving and traveling back to Manila has drained my resources dry. So, if any of you or know someone who is interested to commission me for an artwork, feel free to send me a note.

By the way, I was able to grab a copy of ~minsan's Digmaang Salinlahi indie-comics series [link] , and I must say that the artwork application is pretty neat and the storyline uncomplicated. However, there is an influence of anime/manga in the drawing style, and this might cause some critics to point out as a "flaw" because it is not "our own". But still, one can't help but enjoy this affordable read for only P60 available at Comic Quest (Megamall & SM North) and Comic Oddysey (Robinsons Manila & Galleria).





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Many thanks to those who left comments and faves! I'll see guys, soon! 'Til then, bye!




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This is a place where I don't sit and wait for recognition. This is where I really get down to the basics and relearn everything. DA has a lot of tutorials on cartooning, and even more tutorials all over the net.

This is a place for self-improvement in this elusive field of cartooning. I guess clubs will be excluded from here. Too many rules, too many margins. This is what I want to say about my other DA account: What is fame when it can not feed you?

I want to learn how to improve my cartooning. And outright rejection without offering a solution is not helping.



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http://artistmonk.deviantart.com/journal/13301296/ Mon, 11 Jun 2007 09:40:17 PDT Stef Juan as script writer. The story was about a bunch of classroom groupmates planning for the ultimate science project: Ang Robot [The Robot]. If you want to see the complete work, just contact Stef; she has the ONLY copy. What's left with me are the inked, but un-texted pages.

Every page of illustration felt like I had to teach myself how to draw all over again. I liked that feeling of teachability; my mind was open for innovations and possibilities. I finished the project in 5 days! There were about 15 pages, meaning, I finished approximately 3 pages per day!

When I graduated, I kind of lost my touch for comics and stuff. I had my chance to regain that touch when I was working for a hentai company. But I was paying less attention than I was supposed to. I kept worrying about the bills and the never-ending "what will my parents think" kind of lame-assery. Plus, I was having some pseudo-relationship with people who have nothing to contribute to how I can nurture my skills. I was hanging out with the wrong people.

In short, I wasn't living right. My art wasn't right, therefore, my life wasn't. And I got sick often, then. A sick body indicates a sick mind. I needed some real help. I used surrealism and decorative symbolism (which are mostly found here) as an outlet for my passive but growing anger and frustration about what's going on with my life.

As time passed, I haven't any clue what happened, when suddenly I drew toons without as much fun as I used to. The pencilling is too rough, the inking too heavy. I guess I must have spent too much time on realistic renderings that I lost my touch for the most basic of elements: lines.

Only recently have I reunited myself with tooning. just early this year. The enthusiasm in me was rekindled when my girlfriend and I was having this conversation about 2D art and our favorite cartoons. Soon, I created this "toon account" apart from my original account so I can post toon stuff without alienating the surreal fans from the other side.

I thought it would be easy, to pick up the pencil again. And ink without a hitch. I was wrong. I had to start from zero. Back to the basics. And not just the lines, mind you.

I had to re-educate myself on proper breathing for traditional inking. Yes, there is a breathing technique to keep those lines clean and smooth... and seemingly "simple". It's actually challenging. I just realized that my body is in bad shape when I took up an exercise program two weeks ago. Boy, did that hurt. Today, my arms still hurt but not as much as when I started out. Arnis strengthens and controls grip.

Thing is... we should all take care of our bodies and set our minds straight. Live right. Art will follow.

"I've found that unless I draw almost every day I get very rusty and it takes a long time to limber up again. Even if it is just meaningless scratching on a page." - Travis Charest, comic book artist

~artistmonk http://artistmonk.deviantart.com/journal/13175441/ http://artistmonk.deviantart.com/journal/13175441/ Fri, 01 Jun 2007 10:59:52 PDT
My plans of visiting Manila on the 12th was cancelled, mainly due to financial constraints. I'm currently without a job, though I am not exactly broke. After discussing the matter with my lovely girlfriend, we decided to give it another wait before seeing each other, again. Though I was afraid she'd be disappointed with how this turned out, the change of plans seem to work to her advantage, as well. It would increase trust points from her parental units, while I get a chance to gather enough resources to be able to move back to Manila.

For the whole year, I will be a full time artist, and I will soon be investing in an airbrush compressor. There is quite a line of bikes waiting to get some paint done here, and I thought it would make a lucrative small time business. I am not fully sure of the wisdom of my decision on this. But all efforts of job hunting turned up in the form of "rejection notices". As much as I tried to push my luck, the direction all leads to staying home and working my ass off.

I don't know if anybody can understand how frustrating it feels to get rejections from a career path. It feels like being told, "Yeah, we know you're good, but we don't need you at the moment."

Seriously, I will not be getting another job at the government. No, no, no! I've had enough trauma from that area!

For those who are familiar with the works of (Gerry Alanguilan) would have stumbled on his famous "WASTED" graphic novel, which was inspired from his own life.

For some young artists here in my country, WASTED and Alanguilan's tragic love story is like a horror tale! Artist quits job from strict architect firm, becomes full-time artist making comics for foreign companies while at home, trying very hard to save up so he can live with his girlfriend in the U.S. And in the middle of the waiting... his girlfriend found someone else and tells him "It's a good idea to start seeing other people." The graphic novel, however, carried a more tragic conclusion.

It will always remind me to be VERY careful with my decisions or else I lose what I hold most dear in my life. I am a passionate person and anything that happens to me I take it to heart. And right now, the fact that I am jobless and far away from my girlfriend is raw horror. I haven't been sleeping well since my contract ended. I haven't been eating well. I just can't handle another broken heart. I know I will die if something like that happens again.

However, my girlfriend, also an artist, has been very supportive as she urges me to keep cool. She logically explained our advantages on this matter. She has never coerced me into doing something that will jeopardize our situation. And most of all, she does not want me to spend too much for her... a striking contrast to others who took advantage of me. I guess she is a God-send. I am indeed blessed with her.

There will be a lot of praying for me to do before I start off towards the path of being a full-time artist. Lord knows how frightened I am, right now. It feels like wearing a blindfold while stepping off a cliff.

It is time to hone out my social skills and get a move on with things, if I want to launch a business side of my art. I am now officially open for art commissions. I will soon post my price list here on DA and on my blogs.

Keeping my fingers crossed, I can exert a lot of effort though it can only take me so far. After that, it is the good Lord's grace that will take the wheel and keep on driving.

God bless y'all!

~artistmonk http://artistmonk.deviantart.com/journal/12773960/ http://artistmonk.deviantart.com/journal/12773960/ Sun, 29 Apr 2007 02:58:20 PDT Rocul :

ANIMAL CRUELTY

Please read this news article on DA [link]

It talks about a director in a Hungarian cinema-fest who drowned a kitten in his movie for 2 MINUTES and still WINS the prize.

Here is a more detailed journal entry about the event [link]

The petition against it: [link]

If you have the guts to watch the said movie clip...
[link]
I couldn't bear to finish it.

The bastard.

Seriously, the director wasn't only cruel, he was also mediocre and unoriginal. Gosh, he had to use a kitten to put something "new" in his film! Doesn't he know about CGIs and animation? Or how about cleaning up the script so that the drowning scene won't have to be shown and the storyline would imply it, instead!

The point of the film was about hypocrisy, and how people would react to the killing when they eat meat and wear leather on a daily basis. Good point, yes, but VERY BAD execution. The director claims that the kitten is ill, but where's the proof? There are more humane ways of euthanasia (like taking the kitten to the vet...) than just mere drowning.

I hope that bathtub gets haunted by an angry, wet kittie to scratch the director's eyes out! I've heard the Hungarian government is currently investigating the matter.

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<... ]]> ~artistmonk http://artistmonk.deviantart.com/journal/12749795/ http://artistmonk.deviantart.com/journal/12749795/ Fri, 27 Apr 2007 01:07:46 PDT One American GI supposedly asked one of the house girls, "Is it true that Asian women have horizontal pussies?"

Her reply was, "Why? Are you a harmonica player?"

It was 6am last week, I was sipping my morning coffee and my hair bedraggled when I heard about the Virginia Tech massacre. Some deviant wrote about it on her DA journal asking for prayers for the families of the victims.

Immediately, I turned on the cable TV to CNN and watched as students wept while cops were surrounding the campus. My initial reaction was "WHO, not 'what', drove the gunman to do this?"

A few days later, further investigation revealed evidence that the gunman kept referring to a certain "you". Whoever that "you" was, deserved the bullets instead of those innocent victims.

With that kind of incident to top off last week's hell of a PMS, I knew it was time to embrace more of the lighter things in life. Just because I could not afford a gun? Nah, just kidding. But seriously, by being pessimistic about my current situation, I am also making my loved ones feel unfairly ugly. Being too hard on one's self means the presence of loved ones is not appreciated.

Thankfully, I still have a job, despite how crummy it is being in a government zone. It's all about the moolah, now, that made me sign the contract renewal. C'mon, who on earth would work for the government with "all their heart"? It all boils down to money. Period.

And with that money, I will do the exact opposite of the V-Tech gunman. Instead of a gun, I'd buy a plane ticket to Manila and spend some sweet cuddle-time with The Loved One. I know this will bring a better result than having to deal with over 30 dead bodies.

I should be posting something new in here. Yep.



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~artistmonk http://artistmonk.deviantart.com/journal/12531276/ http://artistmonk.deviantart.com/journal/12531276/ Mon, 09 Apr 2007 20:33:24 PDT Q: Why did the Performance Artist stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
A: Because it said 'concentrate'.
I slept at 4am this morning and woke up at 7. Reaching for my cellphone, I texted the Loved One a snuggle-text before having a breakfast of tuyo and rice. I haven't had rice-meal for a very long time, except maybe when I had a fish-bone stuck in my throat, three days ago. I had to swallow gobs and gobs of rice to get rid of the bone.

Anyways, I skipped work, today. Just for today. I'm still having the hang-over of a long weekend vacation, thanks to the Holy Week celebrations in my country. I did not go easter-egg hunting, though.

And something about an unpopular DA account allows me to be loose with what I write in here. And with what I submit. I won't have to worry about watchers who are out for a good debate/argument every second of their lives. I talk about a certain music, some DA fool comes up and vehemently tries to prove why that music isn't music. I talk about a movie, someone sends me a note why I have poor taste in films. What the hell. Each to his own, ya dafty! Sometimes, I just love the visual silence on this toon account of mine. No drama. No hang-ups. And most especially, no stalkers. Just plain and simple. **hugs this account**

So, I'm off to creating more art and having a great time. Summer is here, and it looks like everyone is busy busy busy. Summer classes, the national elections, and yes, church stuff for the vacation Bible school. Well, at least, on that last part, I only get to draw stuff for kids and not really interact with them. Lord knows how harrowing it is dealing with kids these days. They watch too much TV, to begin with.

Off I go to my den!

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1. I couldn't care a damn!

2. What's your next class before this?

3. Nothing in this world is perfect except the word "change"

4. Can you repeat that for the second time around once more from the
top?

5. My dad brought home a lot of hand-me-downs!

6. Standard and Chartered Bank

7. I'm very iterated!!!

8. I'm sorry, my boss just passed away.

9. Hello, my boss is out of town. Would you like to wait?

10. What happened after the erection of Mayon Volcano?

11. Don't touch me not!

12. Hello?... For a while, please hang yourself...

13. Its spilled milk under the bridge.

14. Don't change anything! Keep it at ease.

15. Hello McDo? Mag-i-inquire lang ako kung magkano ang kidney meal?

16. You!!! You're not a boy anymore! You're a man anymore!

17. Out of fit ako these days eh...

18. Bring down the house down!

19. I'm the world champion of the World!!!

20. Beneath the Belt!

21. Rule of Hand...

22. Can you repeat it once again?

23. Mukhang haggard-looking.

24. Do you have more brighter ideas?

25. Halatang obvious naman yata.

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"Well well well. Look do we have here!"

"It's a no-win-win situation."

"Burn the bridge when you get there."

"Anulled and void."

"Mute and academic."

"C'mon let's join us!"

"If worse comes to shove."

"Are you joking my leg?"

"It's not my problem anymore, it's your problem anymore."

"You can never can tell."

"Been there, been that."

"Forget it about it."

"Give him the benefit of the daw."

"It's a blessing in the sky."

"Right there and right then."

"Where'd you came from?"

"Take things first at a time."

"You're barking at the wrong dog."

"You want to have your cake and bake it too."

"First and for all."

"Now and there."

"I'm only human nature."

"The sky's the langit."

"That's what I'm talking about it."

"One of these days is not like the other."

"So far, so good, so far."

"Time is of the elements."

"In the wink of an eye."

"The feeling is actual."

"For all intense and purposes."

"I ran into some errands."

"Hi. I'm, what's yours?"

"What is the world is coming to?"

"What is the next that is?"

"Get the most of both worlds."

"Bahala na sila sa mga batman nila."

"Whatever you say so."

"Base-to-base casis."

"My answers have been prayered."

"Please me alone!"

"It's as brand as new."

"So... what's a beautiful girl like you?"

"I can't take it anymore of this!"

"Are you sure ka na ba?"

"Can't you just cut me some slacks?"

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Artist Pablo Picasso surprised a burglar at work in his new chateau. The intruder got away, but Picasso told the police he could do a rough sketch of what he looked like. On the basis of his drawing, the police arrested a mother superior, the minister of finance, a washing machine, and the Eiffel tower.

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I hope everyone is having a great day!

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