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                <title>Bored</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2009 19:59:26 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well I just got back from kickboxing, sparred 4 rounds with Thalie. I'm out of shape but the sparring felt good to get in the ring and move around.<br /><br />Getting my knee cap replaced in a couple of weeks. I'm 2 years overdue to get fixed, so I'm going to get it done this summer.<br /><br />I've had a few job interviews, most recent one at Cox in the mall. Hopefully I will get it, pays fairly well and I have to pay for my own tuition this year, so.<br /><br />I'm now just waiting for my fiancee to get home from work so we can go to bed.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>JYT Semianr 2009</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 14 Mar 2009 18:32:32 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well I survived a 6 hour long kickboxing seminar put on by the 23 time world champion Jean-Yves Theriault. I am wiped out.<br /><br />Got some great pictures and a few pretty sweet videos. All on my facebook. It's funny in one picture we have 9 black belts, 1 world KB champion, 2 world class Kickboxers, 2 Canadian kickboxing champions and a multi-time Canadian Karate champion.<br /><br />Man it was awesome, learned alot and had all kinds of fun.<br /><br />It was epic.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Not much new</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 07 Mar 2009 18:52:31 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm going to be a personal trainer, I start the course fairly soon. Then I want to do Pro-MMA and maybe open up a night club.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Let's reflect on 2008</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 11 Jan 2009 13:42:26 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I impressed a 23 time world kickboxing champion on April 5.<br /><br />I was nearly killed when I ended it with my fiancee on April 18. After 4 months of agonizing abuse at her hands, I gathered up the nerve to end it with her. She went ballistic and stabbed me twice. Once in the right side from behind as I went to walk out of the room, missed all major nerves, blood vessals and such, but most importantly it missed my liver. I fainted, woke up, kicked her away from me, got up. She got me again in the shoulder and I proceeded to break her right arm in 4 places and her eye socket. The results were some 80 stitches, 15 in my shoulder and 65 in my side.<br /><br />2 good things came from that incident. I am free of her ad I found out who my real friends are. The night of the incident 1 friend actually thought I should let her do a story on it to "Help launch her career". Another offered to listen and help, then when I told her everything she gave no help infact she gave no response. Other friends listened to me and gave me support that I needed to get through it and I probably owe them my life. To the ones who shunned me I say this to you: I was there for you, I lost sleep with you and I cried with you. Where were you when I needed it?<br /><br />Then in June, more specifically June 25 I met Rachel, through one of my friends that was there for me.  We dated for 6 months and as of December 25 we were engaged. I proposed to her and gave her a white gold thin banded sapphire solitaire as the engagement ring.<br /><br />Now, I'm happy.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Russian Roulette isn't fun without a gun.</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 05 Nov 2008 10:26:36 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ It was made aware to me that I have been suppressing my "killer instincts" for some time now.<br /><br />I am done with suppressing them. There are people who deserve to hear the truth about things and I will no longer stand by and say nothing.<br /><br />That is all.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>I did it!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 05 Apr 2008 14:11:37 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I have impressed Jean-Yves Theriault who is the 23 time world kickboxing champion.<br /><br />I impressed the hell out of him.<br /><br />This is better than every single title I have ever won.<br /><br />I will post pictures when I get them.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>We're in for fun now bitches!</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 03 Mar 2008 21:24:52 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Ok so I'm now fighting with CASK for kickboxing. And I just got word that it is highly likely that I will be fighting a girl from Newfoundland in April out in PEI.<br /><br />I'll be fighting at 135 lbs.<br /><br /><br />I have never been so excited at the prospect of being punched in the face!<br /><br />Now starts 7 weeks of training. <br /><br />Bring it on Newfie.<br /><br />-----Update-------<br /><br />So.... for this card Danielle and I agreed to meet at 135 for the bout.<br /><br />I get an email yesterday from the promoter telling me that she can't make weight.<br />She's sitting at 145 right now, she can make it to 143.<br /><br />Ok, this annoys me. We agreed to 135, why agree to a fight at a weight you apparently cannot make?<br /><br />CASK allows for a weight spread of 6.6 lbs between fighters. So she'll be coming into the fight 6.6 lbs heavier than I will.<br /><br />I don't like this.<br /><br />So tomorrow I'm going to table this to my manager and to the promoter:<br /><br />If she makes 141, no higher, and I make 137, I will fight her.<br /><br />Right now I'm sitting at the top of Lightweight (131) and I have to make it to the top of light welterweight (137) by April 12.<br /><br />So she has to lose 4 and I have to gain 6..... Sounds fair to me.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Sigh</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 03 Jan 2008 23:59:21 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ As I sit here, thinking about the events of the past couple of weeks one question constantly rolls through my head.<br />
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Why?<br />
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Why the hell don't Adults behave like Adults and not like greedy ill disciplined children?<br />
<br />
My great uncle dying on xmas eve, my stupidity leading to me nearly cutting my thumb off, the collective nonsense that is STU currently, a friend being busted for child pornography, attending a funeral with the rest of my family who can't coexist in the same city without conflict let alone a funeral home.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>So</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 05 Dec 2007 21:00:02 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I think it's time for a real update, don't you?<br />
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It's the end of the semester and I am good and damn happy about it. All the busy work assignments are done with. I only have two exams. I've finished writing all my take home exams now what's left is just the actual exams. I have one Saturday at 2pm then another on Monday at 9am then I am done until January 3 2008.<br />
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I head to Montreal the weekend of the 15th for my second Karate Tournament.... I'm seeded first, top ranked and expected to take it with the same dominance that I showed in Vancouver. I'm totally feeling it. Should be good.... I might retire from Competitive Karate after this tournament, not sure. I've been given some rather Oympic offers lately so anything could happen really.<br />
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I took the NB title after I came back from Vancouver. Very dominant win, the tournament ended up being an outweight tournament as the majority of the competitors pulled out once they heard I was fighting in it. Anyway, in the final it came down to me and this other girl from....who knows.... she was atleast 170-180 lbs, I'm 135lbs tops and I thought I was in for a tough go. But this girl had zero power and I destroyed her. Busted her face all up, she has to get it put back together and all that. They almost stripped me of the title until she admitted to coming into the tournament with a facial injury so they couldn't touch me.<br />
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Anyway, so I spoke of a possible match here in Fredericton in Febuary, well that isn't happening. The PSO (Provincial Sports Organization) is fucking us around and dragging their heels getting Kickboxing recognized as a sport. I'm not exactly thrilled fighting under CASK, they have this ridiculous 8-count rule. If your head snaps back past 45 degrees after a blow you are given a standing 8-count, two of those in a round and your fight is lost. Even if you're fine the ref is ordered by the table to administer the 8-count. This is also happening in title matches and there is no way in hell that should be done unless the fighter is truly hurt by the shot.<br />
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I'm looking at a fight in PEI in April, undercard my first fight with CASK. Goody. We're still working on getting NB to recognize Kickboxing.... should be sometime this year. I want to fight on my home turf.<br />
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Not much else to say.... except I stopped a third degree black belt with a single punch several weeks ago. This 17 yr old brat kept begging to spar me, and finally I said yes. She geared up, got into the ring with me, the coach said go, I looked at her asked if she was ready, she said yes as she put her hands up. I waited a few seconds and lobbed a jab at her. Caught her square in the nose, she left the room. This has hence been named "The Legend of the Jab", wow, one punch and I get my own legend. Apparently she had said to the coach that if him and her ever sparred he wouldn't get past her lead leg to land a jab. Well pumpkin, I got past your lead leg. The coach pegged me as a favorite now. Pretty cool. OH! She has also gone around the TaeKwonDoe classes saying it was a cheap shot and all that nonsense. I'm tempted to go into TKD one night and tell her to put up or shut up. She hasn't been back to kickboxing since.<br />
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I find this hilarious.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Das Licht</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 08 Nov 2007 08:20:27 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I adore the light until it wanes <br />
I got so close I burst into flames <br />
I sought the light at every turn <br />
I held you tight, until it burned.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>update</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 21 Oct 2007 20:14:14 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ An update is coming soon, I just need to get the time to take all the pictures.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 14 Oct 2007 14:30:16 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I beat an 8-Time World Karate Champion on Monday by knock-out in the third round with a side kick to the head. And with that win I brought home the 2007 Canadian Full Contact Karate Championship.<br />
<br />
A booyah.<br />
<br />
So now I am getting ready for a possible fight in November up in Ottawa.<br />
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But currently I'm chipping away at an assignment for Sociology due tomorrow.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 05 Oct 2007 10:14:13 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Gone to BC<br />
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Back Tuesday at 6am<br />
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a booyah<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 02 Oct 2007 11:19:13 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ - I leave for BC on Friday then come home on Tuesday<br />
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- I think Gorax and I will be starting to instruct kickboxing out in Rusagonis within the next couple of weeks. Should be pretty cool, be the first time in awhile that I've instructed.<br />
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- I got my black belt in Karate about a month ago now. Pretty pumped about that.<br />
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- My Toe is healing pretty well, it's rather crooked now but hey it's a toe.<br />
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- I may have a fight in Febuary here in Fredericton. I am pumped about that. I'm getting a bunch of friends to come if it happens. Should be a great bunch of fights.<br />
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- I need to get new foot gear for kickboxing now that I think of it.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Assorted Sillyness</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 13 Sep 2007 07:21:17 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'll put this in point form as I doubt the number of people who actually read this. And if you really wanted to know what's going on with me you would add me to MSN or talk to me in person whatever the case may be. But ya know, whatever.<br />
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- A friend I've known since kindergarten died a couple of weeks ago.<br />
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- I was sick, very sick there for a month. I'm fine now.<br />
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- Got my wii back, it was gone for a week. I missed it deeply.<br />
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- One of my cousins died.<br />
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- I busted a guys arm outside of a bar downtown about 3 weeks ago.<br />
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- Named President of the STU Young Liberal Association. During a possible election year.<br />
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- Busted my toe on a front kick last week. I should have my black belt and my competitive status taken away for it.<br />
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- Another guy I know died on Monday.<br />
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- School started up again, nothing spectacular.<br />
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- Got new boxing gloves. I love them.<br />
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- I have a tournament and a fight coming up in the next 6 weeks.<br />
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- A few demos at schools in the city coming up.<br />
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- I may start instructing kickboxing out in the middle of no where for MMAA with my sparring and training partner.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>More Frustrated Palm Trees</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 16 Aug 2007 12:09:50 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm having a serious issue with one of my coaches at kickboxing. But the matter will be fixed tonight.<br />
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My coach didn't show up tonight. Go figure, piss me off then don't show up.<br />
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My wii decided to stop working. Fuck.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Frustrated Palm Trees</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 08 Jul 2007 17:14:32 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Wow it's been awhile since my last update so I'll just give you who still read this the main points.<br />
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- Did a Kickboxing demo at an old folks home, don't know why, just did it. Went fine.<br />
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- Decided against doing an intersession course in favor of doing a summer session course, which is going well.<br />
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- Did another kickboxing demo on Canada Day downtown on the Green, did it while hungover, went very well. Master Murray got me to do my first board break in years infront of 300+ people. Broke the board with no technique, just power.<br />
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- I think I'm going to trade in my ps2 and all the games so I can get a wii.<br />
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- my uncle is coming in from Edmonton next month, should be fun.<br />
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- I had shoulder surgery two weeks ago to reconnect my biceps tendon and shrink the capsules in my joint. GREAT medication. Morphine, don't remember the weekend after the surgery.<br />
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- I'm starting to amp up training for my fight in Sydney Nova Scotia. Booyah.<br />
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- School starting up again in a couple months, looks like a good year.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Busy</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2007 09:40:59 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So I am insanely busy:<br />
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I have kickboxing training, helping my sparring partner get ready for national team trials at the start of June.<br />
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Demos for kickboxing here and there.<br />
<br />
Work, my intersession class starts on the 28th.<br />
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Someone please remind me that I do need to get Thai shorts before July first. There is no way in hell I am doing a kickboxing demo on the Green on Canada Day in black kickboxing pants.<br />
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Way too fucking hot.<br />
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Good God damn this weather is nice.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Passion</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 13 Jan 2007 19:30:05 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I think I've found my passion.<br />
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Human Rights, I am completely and utterly passionate about it. I just cannot explain it. Earlier today at Kickboxing I read the entire Human Rights text book which is 440 pages in about an hour. And I can remember everything that I read. I just love it that much.<br />
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I've now decided against a Political Science Honors in favor of a Double major in Human Rights and Political Science with a minor in Sociology. With the course cross over I could do it with ease and have room for electives. Then after my BA with the major in Human Rights I could go to one of many great law schools and obtain a Law Degree in Human Rights law. Which would enable me to work for and with institutions such as the UN, Interpol, Amnesty International and etc.<br />
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One of these Universitys I speak of is the United Nations University of Peace in Costa Rica. Along with a host of others around the world.<br />
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But if I do this I more than likely won't get much in the way of monetary gain. But the way I see it I would be working to imporve the quality of life for a vast number of people on the planet.<br />
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I think I can live with that.<br />
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A Life lived in the defense of something worth defending is a life worth living.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 09 Dec 2006 21:40:18 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ oleoleoleoleoleoleoleleoeljflshdgkhf<br />
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yeah<br />
<br />
I'm done exams<br />
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but I'm not drunk sooooooooo nooooot drunks<br />
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hahahahahaah<br />
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<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/letters/=p.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":P" title=":P (Lick)" /><br />
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there is a cat around here somewhewre<br />
I hear the bell<br />
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damn cat<br />
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forest hill road is the longest fucking street ever!<br />
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seriously<br />
<br />
OLE<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Log Cabin Apocalypse</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 06 Dec 2006 23:08:17 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm going to simplify this<br />
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Post Concussion Syndrome + Sleep Apnea + Stress = Me No Sleeping<br />
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Ya know when you can't sleep and you're lying there trying to sleep and you can hear that little voice in your head just buzzing away about inane drivle?<br />
<br />
I passed that point about 4 days ago.<br />
<br />
Now random little tidbits of information start poping into my head about things I really don't need to know nor remember.<br />
<br />
While lying in bed you do not need to know that there are some 10,412 paint thingies on your cieling.  Or that if you go without sleep for several days you can actually hear yourself going insane.<br />
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so yeah, that group presentation I had to do a few weeks back went well. Got 83 on it.<br />
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Now for these blasted exams.....I actually have one today in less than 11 hours and I am yet to sleep.<br />
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This shall be fun.<br />
<br />
-Edit-<br />
You know it's bad when you can start to see Alice In Wonderland and you're not watching the movie.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Wtf!?</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 16 Nov 2006 07:44:17 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ ok to start off, I have a project in my Natural Disasters class that we have to present next Friday. This is a group project, and everyone knows just how much I love group projects....<br />
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I also have a big International Relations paper due the same day so I had to set a deadline for when everything has to be in so I can compile it into our powerpoint presentation. The other two members of my group have been amazing, their stuff is in and compiled or in the process of being compiled, so no complaints there.<br />
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But the fourth member of the group decides to fight me on everything. And everyone knows how much I just love that. She's telling me I said other days for stuff to be in, that I set different dates for the meetings and basically said no to my deadline. So I got one of the other members of the group to look into the stuff the annoying one was to look into in the highly likely event that we have to do everything and save her ass.<br />
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What I want to know is...<br />
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WHY DOES EVERYONE FIGHT ME ON EVERYTHING.... EVEN THOUGH I AM ALWAYS RIGHT!?<br />
<br />
Here's the real kicker, the girl that's being annoying.....SHE'S A FOURTH YEAR STUDENT GOING INTO EDUCATION!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 08 Nov 2006 19:25:39 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ There are matters I have to attend to this weekend concerning a certain person.<br />
<br />
I am entirely unamused and annoyed by these matters.<br />
<br />
Suffice to say - Sometimes it is entirely appropriate to smash a fly with a sledgehammer.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>OLE OLE OLE</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 28 Oct 2006 21:26:18 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Concussion + Barcardi + 4 different Bars + Walking from Kings Place to here + Rain = <br />
<br />
OLE<br />
<br />
OLE<br />
<br />
OLE<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>One Conclusion</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 25 Oct 2006 19:16:54 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ This Concussion is Uber Lame.<br />
<br />
I Sneeze, and my head throbs.<br />
<br />
I get up, and my head throbs.<br />
<br />
I walk, and my head throbs.<br />
<br />
I get mad, and my head throbs.<br />
<br />
My Head throbs, I get mad then my head throbs even more.<br />
<br />
Make it fucking stop!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Booyah!</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 18 Oct 2006 17:20:07 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I got inked!<br />
<br />
It rocked!<br />
<br />
Felt Like a Sunburn. that's it!<br />
<br />
Looks pretty sweet. I can take the bandage off at 11 w00t!!!<br />
<br />
this shall be good.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~assortedchaos19</author>
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                <title>mmm ink and pain tomorrow</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 17 Oct 2006 15:15:32 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm getting a tattoo tomorrow. My First. Nothing spectacular just a maple leaf on my shoulder.<br />
<br />
This shall be fun<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Sick</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 08 Oct 2006 17:05:09 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well... Guess who has bronchitis....AGAIN.<br />
<br />
This is the fifth time this year that I've had it. I'm on asthma medication for my asthma (there's a stretch) and it is the same stuff you get for bronchitis now one would assume that since I have the stuff for bronchitis that I wouldn't get it.<br />
<br />
But alas this is not the case.<br />
<br />
So I am Annoyed and sick.<br />
<br />
Speaking of annoying, I have been ousted from the STU Liberals because I am not a drinker.... But whatever I'm tired of High School Styled Politics.<br />
<br />
I got my new gear, had to send back the shin guards because they were ment for someone much taller than I am. But overall I like my gear, it's pretty sweet.<br />
<br />
I've been considering getting into HapKiDo, different martial art... It's on the same nights as kickboxing, it's all about joint manipulation and pressure points. Also been considering trying Judo but I probably do have time for that.<br />
<br />
Anyway, I must get to reading I have a midterm next week and I have to catch up on my readings.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>New Sparring Gear</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 20 Sep 2006 17:53:08 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well I have just sent in an order for new sparring gear at <a href="http://www.canbox.ca">[link]</a><br />
<br />
And let me tell you I have forgotten how expensive it is, it's going to cost me $400.07 including shipping and taxes.<br />
<br />
But considering I do not drink and I just dealt with Hurricane Vicky exploding at me and my mother I think I deserve the new gear. Plus I've been needing new gear for almost a year.<br />
<br />
Kickboxing is expensive that's all there is to it.<br />
<br />
But it rocks. ]]></description>
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                <title>I am so hardcore!</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 02 Aug 2006 14:44:45 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So last night at Kickboxing I dislocated my shoulder when I threw a left hook.<br />
<br />
Then I popped it back in and continued with training.<br />
<br />
I am so hardcore.<br />
<br />
Great fun that was.<br />
<br />
Anyway today I spent an hour in the gym, lifting weights and such. Then I had a 45 minute run outside in 40 degree weather. Now for food.<br />
<br />
Fuck I am tired. ]]></description>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 31 Jul 2006 14:23:45 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20060730/scc_childsupport_060730/20060731?hub=TopStories">[link]</a><br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
hehehehehehehehhehehehehhehheheheheheheh<br />
<br />
w00t! ]]></description>
                <author>~assortedchaos19</author>
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                <title>my family.....and weddings</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 25 Jun 2006 19:24:46 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So in September my Aunt and Unlce are getting married after being together for 15 yrs and having 4 kids. And all that.<br />
<br />
Now it gets interesting.<br />
<br />
My Lesbian pot smoking aunt wants to be the bestman for her brother Mark and wear the tux and everything.<br />
<br />
But Mark also has a older brother Edward who also wants to be the bestman for Mark.<br />
<br />
Well once Edward found out about Vicky (Potsmoking lesbian) wanting to wear the Tux, doesn't Edward come up with the idea to wear a dress.<br />
<br />
Then my aunts sister who is also the maid of honor, or whatever it's called, and apparently there is this tradition where the main of honor and the bestman kiss. Mary said "Well if Vicky is the bestman I'll still kiss her!"<br />
<br />
This is when I found out about the bar at the wedding. SO we have the potsmoking lesbian, a crossdresser and the rest of my fucked up family.<br />
<br />
Ten bucks says there'll be banjo music at some point. ]]></description>
                <author>~assortedchaos19</author>
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                <title>666</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 17 Jun 2006 19:06:53 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ 666 - Number of the Beast<br />
<br />
668 - Neighbour of the beast<br />
<br />
666B - Around the back, in the basement of the beast<br />
<br />
667 - Across the street from the beast<br />
<br />
566 - one block down from the beast<br />
<br />
6666 - not the beast, but keeps getting the beasts mail<br />
<br />
999 - Number of the band<br />
<br />
333 - only half the beast he used to be<br />
<br />
222 - Numb-er of the beast<br />
<br />
alright enough of that<br />
<br />
(2-22's what asprin used to be called) ]]></description>
                <author>~assortedchaos19</author>
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                <title>2:24am</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 31 May 2006 22:28:49 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ It's 2:24am....i have been in bed since 12am....<br />
<br />
I cannot sleep.<br />
<br />
All my teeth have decided to revolt and start to move.<br />
<br />
This is irratating, do they not realize that I have to work tomorrow? then go downtown and renew my liberal membership so I can work on going to Montreal in December!?<br />
<br />
I update this more than my DJ which I have had a lot longer than my DA.<br />
<br />
My teeth hurt.<br />
<br />
it's 2:26am<br />
<br />
I wish to sleep.<br />
<br />
I hate this....<br />
<br />
2:28am.<br />
<br />
grrrrrrr<br />
<br />
life sucks ]]></description>
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                <title>bored</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 27 May 2006 19:40:41 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ well, I am considering a tattoo. Not exactly sure where to put it, but the leading idea is to put it on either my back or along the side of my torso just under my ribcage.<br />
<br />
It won't be exactly like that but it will be very close.<br />
<br />
The idea => <a href="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/assortedchaos19/9402.jpg">[link]</a><br />
<br />
Oh and some people are hitting me up to post a pic of my industrial. I changed the ends from the standard  silver ends to the yellow acrylic dice.<br />
<br />
NOW => <a href="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/assortedchaos19/industrial2.jpg">[link]</a><br />
<br />
BEFORE => <a href="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/assortedchaos19/Picture007.jpg">[link]</a> ]]></description>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 24 May 2006 11:59:29 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So when Michael Ignatief comes to good old Freddy I'm going to get to meet him!!!! <br />
<br />
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEE!!!!!!<br />
<br />
I was also just asked to be one of the STU delegates to the Leadership convention in Montreal in December!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!<br />
<br />
You probably think I am the biggest geek ever! BUT THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME!!! I get to meet big name politicians!!!!! w00t!!!! <br />
<br />
heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh<br />
<br />
Now for food!<br />
<br />
hahahahahhahaahahhahahahahahahaahahahaha ahahaha<br />
<br />
Ignateif is a Canadian Federal liberal leadership hopeful, I am such a political junkie.<br />
<br />
w00t! ]]></description>
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                <title>A Stolen Quiz</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 12 May 2006 20:43:32 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ stole it from <a href="http://kirillcat.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/k/i/kirillcat.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="kirillcat" /></a><br />
<br />
--THEATRE KID--<br />
[ ] Ever been in a High School play?<br />
[ ] Have you ever seen a Broadway show?<br />
[ ] Seen more than 10 shows?<br />
[ ] Have you ever been/Are you in school shows?<br />
[ ] Does your current job involve theater in some way?<br />
[ ] Want to end up working in/for theater<br />
[ ] Can you recite all of the lyrics to your favorite play/musical?<br />
[ ] Do you break out into random songs whenever/wherever!!<br />
[ ] Do you like the Sound of Music?<br />
[ ] Did you like the Broadway show?<br />
Total X: 0<br />
<br />
--REDNECK--<br />
[ ] Do you have a couch in your front yard or porch?<br />
[ ] Do you drive a four-wheeler?<br />
[ ] Do you ride four-wheelers?<br />
[ ] Do you like to get dirty? <br />
[ ] Do you like country music?<br />
[ ] Do you have a broken car in your back yard?<br />
[ ] Do you own a cowboy hat?<br />
[ ] Do you live on more then 1 acre?<br />
[ ] Do you have more then 4 different animals at your home? <br />
[ ] Do you watch Larry the Cable Guy movies?<br />
Total X:0<br />
<br />
-GOTH--<br />
[ ] Do you wear black eyeliner?<br />
[x] Is most of your clothing dark? (a lot of grey, dark blue and black)<br />
[ ] Do you think about death often?<br />
[ ] Do you want to die?<br />
[ ] Are you a social outcast?<br />
[ ] Are you pale? <br />
[ ] Do you own something from Hot Topic?<br />
[ ] Do you enjoy Tim Burton movies?<br />
[x] Are you mean? (depends on who you ask)<br />
Total X: 2<br />
<br />
--PUNK--<br />
[ ] Can you skateboard?<br />
[ ] Do you wear Vans, dcs, converse, ect.?<br />
[x] Do you do stupid stuff with your friends?<br />
[ ] Have you gotten in trouble with the Cops?<br />
[x] Do you watch the x-games?<br />
[x] Do you have any piercings?<br />
[ ] Do you like/wear a mohawk?<br />
[ ] Do you wear Band t-shirts?<br />
[ ] Are you a rebel without a cause?<br />
[x] Have you called someone a poser recently? <br />
[ ] Does it piss you off when people say poser instead of poseur? <br />
Total X: 4<br />
<br />
--PREP--<br />
[ ] Do you say the word "like" a lot? (thank god I broke that habbit)<br />
[ ] Do you shop at Hollister/Abercrombie&Fitch/AE/Aero? <br />
[x] Do the people in Hot Topic scare you? (Fucking weirdo emo freaky freaks!)<br />
[x] Do you laugh a lot?<br />
[ ] Have/do you watch LAGUNA BEACH?<br />
[ ] Do you like pop music?<br />
[ ] do you want/have a little dog? <br />
[ ] Do you smile a lot?<br />
[ ] Do you hang out with your friends alot?<br />
[ ] Do you always carry a purse/wallet<br />
Total X: 2<br />
<br />
--HIPPIE--<br />
[ ] Is your hair long?<br />
[ ] Do you own a tye-dye shirts?<br />
[x] Do you want to save the animals? <br />
[x] Do you think war is unnecessary?<br />
[x] Do you like classic rock and trippy music?<br />
[x] Have you ever participated in a protest?<br />
[ ] Have you ever been overcome with a desire to hug a tree?<br />
[ ] Do you play a ukulele or os?<br />
[ ] Do/have you ever smoked the peace pipe?<br />
[x] Do you wear a peace sign around your neck?<br />
[ ] do you just sit in the grass with your friends and play guitar?<br />
Total X: 5<br />
<br />
--GANGSTA--<br />
[ ] Do you act ghetto? <br />
[ ] Do you wear do-rags? <br />
[ ] Do you like hip-hop?<br />
[ ] Was Tupac truly the greatest rapper in the world? <br />
[ ] Do you believe he's alive?<br />
[ ] Do you like afros? <br />
[ ] Have you ever said "Fo Shizzle"?<br />
[ ] Do you like to dance?<br />
[ ] Do you own any Baby Phat or G-Unit? <br />
Total X: 0<br />
<br />
--EMO--<br />
[ ] Do you cry often?<br />
[x] Do you wear hoodies? <br />
[x] Do you like hard music?<br />
[ ] Do people not understand you? <br />
[ ] Do you write your own poems?<br />
[ ] Ever dyed your hair red, black or dark? (it turns red sometimes)<br />
[ ] Have you ever cut yourself<br />
[ ] Are you LONELY?<br />
[ ] Do you like ohio is for lovers by Hawthorne Heights? <br />
[x] Do you think a lot?<br />
Total X: 3<br />
<br />
--SURFER--<br />
[ ] Do you surf?<br />
[ ] Do you wear flip flops year-round?<br />
[x] Is your hair shaggy?<br />
[x] Do you wake up before 6 every morning?<br />
[x] Do you own any pairs of shorts? (7+)<br />
[x] Are you tan? (which is weird, considering it's may and in Canada)<br />
[x] Do you want to be at the beach right now? <br />
[x] Do you hate tourists?<br />
Total X: 6<br />
<br />
--GEEK--<br />
[x] Do you wear glasses? <br />
[x] Do you get good grades?<br />
[x] Do you use an inhaler? <br />
[ ] Do you stick pens and calculators into your shirt pockets? <br />
[ ] Does your mom pick out your clothes?<br />
[x] Are you on the computer often?<br />
[x] Do you ever get picked on?<br />
[x] Do you look forward to going to school?<br />
[ ] Are you shy around the opposite sex?<br />
[x] You play video games? <... ]]></description>
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                <title>WTF....I've been tagged.</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 27 Apr 2006 13:59:20 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I was having a nap and I've been tagged.....<br />
<br />
<a href="http://amanda-nt.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/a/m/amanda-nt.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="amanda-nt" /></a> tagged me...... damn you<br />
<br />
<b>rules</b><br />
The 1st player of this "game" starts with the topic "6 weird habits/things about yourself" and people who get tagged need to write a journal about their 6 weird habits/things as well as state this rule clearly. In the end, you need to choose the next 6 people to be tagged and list their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says "you are tagged" in their devpage comments and tell them to read yours....<br />
<br />
Now to limit myself to six odd habits/things about me......Damn that's the hard part.<br />
<br />
Here they are:<br />
<br />
1. Everytime I get pissed off I watch Kill Bill....I have watched Kill Bill well over 200 times now.<br />
2. I hate public washrooms with a passion.<br />
3. I get anxeity attacks whenever I enter a hospital.<br />
4. I dislike elevators.<br />
5. The second toe on my right foot is shorter than my bigtoe, whereas, the second toe of my left foot is longer than my bigtoe.<br />
6. I get headaches really easy.<br />
<br />
Now for 6 victims:<br />
colawolf<br />
balanceshift<br />
mossytreehead<br />
aurion<br />
andraste-tree<br />
xcaitsx<br />
<br />
hahahahahahaahha<br />
<br />
--------<br />
<br />
Not a great deal going on with me right now. My Boss is MIA and has sod off with my keys that I need to get into the rooms where my cleaning stuff is.<br />
<br />
I saw the 'Wild' last night with Sarah....it was hilarious. Everyone should see it! SEE IT! ]]></description>
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                <title>Just an update</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 24 Apr 2006 12:30:30 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm updating because I was told to update..... So here it is<br />
<br />
Well, normal classes are done and so are my exams.<br />
<br />
My marks are starting to come in I'm looking at a B- for an average for first year....not bad but not as good as it could've been. Damned C- in Arch first semester brought it way down and I'm pissed off at that.<br />
<br />
I start my intersession class on May first. 24 days of Canadian political science weeeeeeeeeeee, it's stuff I know already. Should get like an A in the class.<br />
<br />
Now down to the fun stuff:<br />
<br />
My nose is fractured and I have a blackeye (which is starting to fade ever so slowly). It was a total sucker punch during a very heated and explosive argument. She who shalt not be named did it to me.<br />
<br />
I had turned around to answer a friend and when I turned back, BAM! the next thing I knew I was down, my nose was bleeding like mad and I was madder than hell. She is fdamn lucky some people held me back or I would've wrecked her.<br />
<br />
I got an industrial on March 28th, it didn't hurt all that much. Loooks sweet too. It's a bitch if I sleep on it though.<br />
<br />
Anyway....that's about it for now. ]]></description>
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                <title>Things I have done in History</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 23 Mar 2006 08:47:58 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ This is the list of things I have done in history beside take notes and be really fucking bored:<br />
<br />
Read things for other classes<br />
Read the paper<br />
Surfed the nethad a conversation with the people behind me<br />
Napped<br />
Ate<br />
Played Rise of Nations<br />
Watched Family Guy<br />
Watched Simpsons<br />
Watched Firefly<br />
Watched Fight Club<br />
Listened to music off of my laptop<br />
Played Solitaire<br />
Chatted on MSN<br />
Played tic-tac-toe with Corey<br />
Played Rock-Paper-Scissors-Pimpslap with Renee, Jules, Julia and Corey<br />
Left class five minutes early ]]></description>
                <author>~assortedchaos19</author>
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                <title>10 cm part 3 - Stress Reduced</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 11 Mar 2006 19:37:04 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ My grandfather went to Saint John and I'm happy to report that they managed to remove the blockage that was causing the anuerysm. Now they'll consider doing the surgery to remove the damn thing. Also, it won't explode if he say...sneezes to hard.<br />
<br />
My Mother had words with Revenue Canada and instead of owing them $2500 she now only owes $355, because THEY fucked up. She's going to fight this still. ]]></description>
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                <title>10 cm part 2</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 01 Mar 2006 19:37:02 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So my grandfather failed the stress test, meaning they can't operate on him..... Even if they did chances are he would not be strong enough to recover from it or fight off any sort of infection.<br />
<br />
Plus he only has 12% lung capacity from smoking two packs a day for the past couple of days....He's clinically depressed and he is not on any medication for it. He has basically resigned himself to dying and if he doesn;t die from this..He's going to be disappointed.<br />
<br />
Then you have fucking revenue Canada being  a bunch of fucking motherfucking cockbiting sons of bitches. And making my mother pay $2500 for their fuck up....Take about fair eh.<br />
<br />
Good government my foot.<br />
<br />
They say bad things come in threes....well I have two out of three. Come on Karma hit me with your best shot. There's not much else you can do that hasn't been done. ]]></description>
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                <title>10 cm</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 26 Feb 2006 15:13:47 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ My grandfather has a 8-10 cm (5 inch) aneurysm in his chest. Twice the size of the "normal" ones they find.<br />
<br />
He's dying and they're doing nothing for him. It has been ten days since it was "discovered" and he is not in the hospital or anything.<br />
<br />
Hell, tomorrow he's going into the doctor for a risk assessment to see whether or not he'll survive the fucking surgery.<br />
<br />
My Grandfather has basically been my father. He's been more of a father to me than my own father. ]]></description>
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                <title>Jagger Burns</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 24 Feb 2006 21:57:43 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So I wren to a party at rugby tonight....<br />
<br />
And after Sasha mabe me laugh while I took a short of jagger owwwwwwwww....it got in my eyes. wearss and my sinueses....olf drunf did it burns like a bitch!<br />
<br />
i do not know why I am postinging this here seeing as I do not know half of you inp persons.<br />
<br />
G'night....I'm hoping for ne hungover but with my luck,,,,ha. ]]></description>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 23 Feb 2006 18:20:06 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So my midterms are finished.<br />
<br />
I'm still that one little poke away from having a meltdown......Where is that annoying know-it-all jerkoff German kid from my Poli Sci class when you actually need him.<br />
<br />
HEY! Sweet, I got a B (75) on my Politcal Science paper that I wrote last week. Not to shabby considering Political Science marks really really hard. So I'm happy as hell. w00t!<br />
<br />
Now just a week until March break...yay.<br />
<br />
And tomorrow is Friday yay ]]></description>
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                <title>I just don't know....</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 16 Feb 2006 18:37:37 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ wow.<br />
<br />
They've taken my grandfather into the hospital with an anuerysm in his chest......<br />
<br />
It feels like the wind has just been knocked out of me. ]]></description>
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                <title>History....</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 26 Jan 2006 07:51:45 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I am seriously bored and I've been sitting in this class for all of 15 minutes.....<br />
<br />
Gladly this is my only class today and it's done at 12:50<br />
<br />
I swear next year I'm going to try to get all my classes on Monday, Wednesday and Friday so I can take Tuesday and Thursday off......I hate having to get up and come to campus for only one class.<br />
<br />
Seriously...My prof goes on and on for 10-20 minutes per slide of notes. It takes me all of two minutes to copy the notes down so I have anywhere from 8-18 minutes to do anything else.<br />
<br />
This class is like grade 10 and 11 history classes combined into one single class....<br />
<br />
BORED! ]]></description>
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                <title>another thing</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2006 20:05:00 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ 1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.<br />
Fuck...I have to find the closest book....<br />
"We returned to the table-Hin and I sitting on one side, the woman and Jo, touching shoulders on the other." --- The Woman in the Store by Katherine Mansfield<br />
<br />
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.<br />
ok..Now what?<br />
<br />
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?<br />
The OC<br />
<br />
4. Without looking, guess what time it is?<br />
11:43?<br />
<br />
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?<br />
11:50<br />
<br />
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?<br />
TV, the hum from the fan on the roof, my mother coughing, and my head throbbing<br />
<br />
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?<br />
6:50 getting out of a cab after buying my new monitor<br />
<br />
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?<br />
my glasses<br />
<br />
9. What are you wearing?<br />
my camo slippers, black gym pants, grey boca shirt, and the ever present earings in the top of my ear...<br />
<br />
10. Did you dream last night?<br />
Something weird<br />
<br />
11. When did you last laugh?<br />
After I watched "Harperstein" on the CBC site.<br />
<br />
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?<br />
Calender, A wash that Nae did, a couple of asian string painting thingies....<br />
<br />
13. Seen anything weird lately?<br />
Yes...Conservatives<br />
<br />
14. What do you think of this quiz?<br />
....what the hell?<br />
<br />
15. What is the last film you saw?<br />
In theatre - War of the Worlds. DVD - Tomb Raider 2<br />
<br />
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?<br />
Not sure.....I'll have to think on that<br />
<br />
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:<br />
The second toe on my right foot is longer than my big toe, whereas the second toe on my left foot is shorter than my big toe.....<br />
<br />
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?<br />
Tougher Laws for the enforcement of Child Support payments.<br />
Make it easier to enforce the rights of women in foreign countries.<br />
Tell Bush to Sod off.<br />
<br />
19. Do you like to dance?<br />
no<br />
<br />
20. George Bush:<br />
Needs to come down out of his ivory tower of ignorance and get a fucking clue.<br />
<br />
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?<br />
.....Never thought of it<br />
<br />
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?<br />
Never thought of it either.<br />
<br />
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?<br />
Been there....Done that....Hell I was born in the Philippines for crying out loud.<br />
<br />
24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?<br />
"How in the hell did you get in?"<br />
<br />
25. 4 people who must also do this meme in THEIR journal:<br />
......Ummm......Whoever sees this must do it!!!!! ]]></description>
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                <title>and the moral of the story is:</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2006 19:31:25 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Never be in a politcal party during an Election.....<br />
<br />
Never be on the Exec of a youth wing of a politcal party at a university during an election......<br />
<br />
Sleep.......Need Sleep.........<br />
<br />
Bought a 19 inch LCD monitor today......It's huge, it literally dwarfs my old CRT monitor.......Massive.....<br />
<br />
For some odd reason I'm taking alot of flak over the new liberal ads.....Ok. Just because I',m a Liberal DOES NOT MEAN I MADE THE FRIGGING ADS! But had I made them I wouldn't change a thing! Harper started with the negative attack ads not the liberals. If you look at our first ads they were nice and did not mention the frigging Torys.....Christ, Right-Wingers are fucking cry babies..... If you start the smearing and the other side fires them back, you have zero right to bitch. Harper you can't create a monster and then cry when it steps on a few buildings.<br />
<br />
....Ok....My rant is done...... Back to loving my new monitor.... ]]></description>
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                <title>Alphabet thingie</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 03 Jan 2006 12:42:33 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I stole this from Mand-T and Theron <br />
<br />
A  Accent: Canadian(according to Amy)<br />
B  Breakfast Item: food<br />
C  Chore you hate: Dusting<br />
D  Dads Name: Mud<br />
E  Essential everyday item: mp3 player or my PSP<br />
F  Flavor ice cream: Choclate chip cookie dough<br />
G  Gold or Silver: Silver<br />
H  Hometown: Freddy<br />
I  Insomnia: yup<br />
J  Job Title: STU-UNB Liberal Association Director of Organization<br />
K  Kids: I have a cat<br />
L  Living arrangements: with my mother and cat<br />
M  Moms birthplace: Montreal Quebec<br />
N  Number of marriages?: none<br />
O  Overnight hospital stays: numerous<br />
P  Phobia: none really<br />
Q  Queer: huh?<br />
R  Religious : Secular Humanist...Fancy way of saying Athiest<br />
S - Siblings: half brother<br />
T  Time you wake up: when I wake up<br />
U  Unnatural hair colors youve worn: blue, green, that weird copper color my hair turns cause of the water here<br />
V - Vegetable you refuse to eat: Colliflower<br />
W - Worst habit: biting my lip, biting my nails<br />
X  X-rays youve had: ....200+<br />
Y  Yummy: food<br />
Z  Zodiac sign: Aires ]]></description>
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                <title>Funniest Quotes of 2005</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 23 Dec 2005 21:37:54 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ This list will be added to ...... once I remember them<br />
-------------------------------<br />
<br />
Emma while eating an orange surrounded by a lot of our gay friends:<br />
"Mmmmmmm Fruit."<br />
<br />
Dennis after seeing Corys snakebite piercings:<br />
"What, did the guy go to pierce your ears and miss?!"<br />
<br />
STU Conservative Poster:<br />
"The Conservative party of Canada the real party of inclusion"<br />
<br />
Me when Cory was being very Emo:<br />
"If you don't stop being so fucking Emo, I'm going to start throwing things at you!"<br />
<br />
A friend after falling over a couch while (very) drunk and dislocating her shoulder:<br />
"Why is my thumb on the wrong side of my hand?"<br />
<br />
Mike trying to get a game of poker going:<br />
"Wait, you're all a bunch of fags and women....None of you know how to play texas hold em.... Do you?"<br />
<br />
Chrisjohn on why Europeans came here:<br />
"the new world was discovered by a bunch of honry old men who wanted to get their willies up"<br />
<br />
Rosy - "I came into my room and my condoms were everywhere!"<br />
Me - "Someone was screwing around with them!"<br />
<br />
Chuck on writing a paper for our Sociology prof:<br />
"Just fill 8 pages with 'George Bush Sucks' and she'll give you an A"<br />
(Also sad because it might be true)<br />
<br />
Mike:<br />
"You're boobs have gotten bigger!"<br />
<br />
Dr. Gebrekidan:<br />
"Does anyone know what an aphrodesiac is?"<br />
<br />
My response after my grandmother explained the dimes for jesus thing:<br />
"Dimes for jesus eh? You should get change back for that"<br />
<br />
Me - I have Rug burn all over my hip<br />
Cassandra - How did you get rug burn?<br />
Me - Ask Mike<br />
Cassandra - .....you were having HAWT SEX with MIKE!<br />
Me - .... I was NOT having HAWT SEX with MIKE!<br />
<br />
Stephen Harper after the Government fell:<br />
"Nake mo nistake"<br />
<br />
Me - *looks at fruit cake* We shall name the fruitcake Bob!<br />
Jordan - Hey, I resent that!<br />
Me - I meant the actual fruitcake....ya know the pastry over here!<br />
<br />
Andrew Robertson walking into my law class wearing the full pimp gear saying this to Mr Francis:<br />
"Hey there sparkplug, got a date to the dance tonight?" *slap on the ass*<br />
<br />
Emma:<br />
"Just you watch, the NDP will trounce everyone in this election!"<br />
<br />
----<br />
More to come as soon as I can remember them ]]></description>
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                <title>When in Doubt, Take over.</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 08 Dec 2005 10:02:44 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Last night, Hilary the president of the NB young liberals sent me a message to forward out to the rest of the STU-UNB Liberals due to the fact that I was the Director of Communications. Moments after I get an email from Dave the president telling me that I'm now the Director of Organization.<br />
<br />
Did I know this? No. Was I pleased? No.<br />
<br />
After I voiced my concerns and the fact that I was elected as Director of Communications and not Organization.  He dismissed me, the chalked the fact that I did not get the minutes to the previous meeting due to an email problem on my part. Oddly enough though the girl who was Organization is now Communications and in charge of sending these emails. <br />
<br />
After the dismissal he proceeds to say:<br />
<br />
"in the mean time i would ask you to read the consitution and check out your new duties i believe you are better suited for these new ones seeing that you quite the people person as well as creative"<br />
<br />
At this point I got mad. I waited about an hour to cool down so I wouldn't tell him to go eff himself behind the SUB or whatever.<br />
<br />
After that hour I asked him if he made the decision to switch my job or if it was decided by a vote with the rest of the exec. Guess what? He made the decision.<br />
<br />
This is where I got really mad. The rest of the conversation follows:<br />
-----------------------<br />
Amanda says:<br />
Dave, Did you decide what I would do?<br />
<br />
Dave  - Studying @ Home says:<br />
what do you mean?<br />
<br />
Dave  - Studying @ Home says:<br />
the responsibilities?<br />
<br />
Amanda says:<br />
no<br />
<br />
Amanda says:<br />
Did you decide I would be Director of Organization? <br />
<br />
Amanda says:<br />
Or<br />
<br />
Amanda says:<br />
Was this voted on?<br />
<br />
Dave  - Studying @ Home says:<br />
it was me<br />
<br />
Amanda says:<br />
I'm sorry, this is not going to fly with me. At the first meeting I went up for Communications and I was elected. If I wished to do organization I would have went up for it. So, I will remain director of Communications.<br />
<br />
Dave  - Studying @ Home says:<br />
1. The President shall:<br />
<br />
Be generally responsible for good relations within the Club and promote the interest and welfare of the Club.<br />
<br />
Dave  - Studying @ Home says:<br />
in the interest and welfare of the club the decision has been made...<br />
<br />
Amanda says:<br />
Explain to me how this is in the interest and the welfare of the club?<br />
<br />
Dave  - Studying @ Home says:<br />
there has been many months of miss communication, lack of committment, poor attendience of one of the primary members, and the position had to be filled in the interest and welfare of the club<br />
<br />
Dave  - Studying @ Home says:<br />
The Director of Communications shall:<br />
a)	Be responsible for the reproduction and distribution of all information to the Club and the maintenance of all records.<br />
b)	Cause minutes to be kept of all Executive Committee and General Meetings.<br />
c)	Circulate notice of all meetings.<br />
d)	Prepare and maintain a membership list and encourage recruitment activities.<br />
<br />
Dave  - Studying @ Home says:<br />
those committments were not being done. It was in the best interest of the club that a new director of communications be placed in that position<br />
<br />
Amanda says:<br />
this nows appear to be a personal slam against me? why?  We have already been through these issues.  I was promised assistance in this position and it has not been given.  You have already named a replacement?  Did she request my position?  Why?<br />
<br />
Dave  - Studying @ Home says:<br />
this is in the interest of the club, it is not personal. I believe you are better suited as director of orgainisation because i believe that you have better skills in that field than the previous holder. There have been meetings about organising and understanding executive positions which you have not attended. assistance was offered in the meetings but you were absent.... <br />
<br />
Dave  - Studying @ Home says:<br />
a replacement has been named and she has already started her duties, she did not request the position it was given to her. Also the VP finance and the Director of policy have also been shifted<br />
<br />
Amanda says:<br />
So you have shifted all positions and not told anyone until now?<br />
<br />
Dave  - Studying @ Home says:<br />
no... there was an executive meeting that was held on novemember 28th<br />
<br />
Dave  - Studying @ Home says:<br />
we're this was all set out<br />
<br />
Amanda says:<br />
Dave, today is December 7 2005.  Did you not think that this was not important to inform me of until now?  What did you quote about miscommunication?<br />
<br />
Dave  - Studying @ Home says:<br />
there was a general email sent out 3 days before the meeting with all this information in it... if there was any concern... ]]></description>
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                <title>bah</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 07 Dec 2005 07:55:57 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I have an exam today at 2 pm.... English exam... ohhhh scarey.  I have a grand total of 3 exams, one today, one friday and one on Tuesday. Alot of people i know have lik 7 exams... silly science students.<br />
<br />
Having exams this week is a good thing though, once I get them done I have roughly a month off. I fully intend to spend it being lazy.<br />
<br />
Anyway.... I have to start getting my stuff together so I can leave for my exam at 2.... ]]></description>
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                <title>Holy Hell</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 22 Nov 2005 20:30:53 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Seriously...... so many damn essays. They're driving me right up the damn wall. I'm working on my TPM (Talking Points Memo) for my sociology class. Normally this would not be a big deal if the prof were sane. But this is not the case for my soc class. I cannot figure out what this woman wants half the bloody time, she tells us one thing then changes her mind every single damn minute of the fricking day.<br />
<br />
It doesn't help that this TPM is due tomorrow..... worth 30% of this semesters mark.... and I left it to the last minute. <br />
<br />
I almost had a heart attack on Monday...... I had an archaeology video report due and I honestly did not know about it. I get to class and he gives us an extension til next class..... Which is tomorrow as well. <br />
<br />
So now I'm effed and pulling an all nighter.... wonderful. On the upside the TPM has three pages down and only one to go. Chances are I'm going to go crosseyed by the time I'm done this frelling thing. ]]></description>
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                <title>Home Stretch</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 19 Nov 2005 21:30:31 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Two weeks left in this semester.... then exams...... so tired...... so many essays...... almost two a week for the next two weeks. I just the frigging exams to come so xmas vacation can start.<br />
<br />
It's been about 6 weeks since I got my wisdom teeth yanked and the tip of my tongue is still numb, I'm starting to get pissed off with it. But I guess that's what happens when you get about 16 needles of freezing jabbed into your mouth and then you bite your tongue.<br />
<br />
Oh, get this. I have perfect vision both near and far. The nerves and blood vessals in my eyes are in perfect health, but guess what. I need and got glasses. They're basically for reading/studying and the computer. Hopefully this will end my damn migraines.<br />
<br />
Anyway.... I'm going to bed now as it is late. I'll add more to this later. ]]></description>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 21 Oct 2005 20:51:44 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ For those of you who for whatever reason I rarely get the chance to talk to:<br />
<br />
I am the director of Communications for the St Thomas Young Liberal Association.<br />
<br />
I have been dared to go to a Young Conservative meeting and out myself as a gay minority. ]]></description>
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                <title>wisdom teeth</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 07 Oct 2005 11:18:18 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ ow<br />
ow<br />
ow<br />
ow<br />
ow<br />
ow<br />
ow<br />
ow<br />
<br />
OW FUCK!<br />
<br />
8 needles of freezing<br />
4 units of laughing gas<br />
2 and a half hours.....<br />
<br />
it hurts ]]></description>
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                <title>hypothetical</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 24 Aug 2005 20:02:21 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ If you screwed Martha Stewart on the dinning room table would you have to move the centerpiece? ]]></description>
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                <title>kinda funny</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 10 Aug 2005 13:05:11 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I was just about to walk up the stairs at the hospital by the snackbar, when who do I see there? But David Meagher. I recognized the bald spot. <br />
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Anyway, we sat and talked for a few minutes before my physio appointment and it turns out, He broke his arm.<br />
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He was at CDN tire looking at lawn mowers, when he had a heat stroke and pitched over. busts his arm up high too. Right where the ball joint of the shoulder meets the humorous, it's far to high for a cast.<br />
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It was kinda funny. ]]></description>
                <author>~assortedchaos19</author>
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                <title>Mikes place</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 08 Aug 2005 15:18:08 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm currently at mikes... on his couch using my laptop. I have a whole corner of his couch while he's all stretched out across it..... I did have my foot in his crotch for awhile.... lol<br />
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We went swimming and he hit me with a pool noodle a few times.... jerk, then I whacked him with it a good time or two.<br />
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He just realized that he can zoom on his DVD player...... easily amused much?<br />
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anyway my foot is falling asleep and he's tickling me with his, so l8er all. ]]></description>
                <author>~assortedchaos19</author>
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