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                <title>Fuck Dark Carnival</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 07 Dec 2009 19:23:05 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ And fuck the gnome. It was in the fucking helicopter I want my achievement you piece of shit.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~banjokitty</author>
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                <title>Shaddap I know I'm late</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 17:06:04 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Haha I got Left 4 Dead 2 today. Too bad I'm still grounded until Friday.<br /><br />Why am I grounded? Haha, suspension...<br /><br />THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T WRITE SCARY THINGS LIKE PROFANITY AND OTHER SOCIALLY UNACCEPTABLE STUFF ON PAPERS AND HAND THEM INTO YOUR SUPER CONSERVATIVE ENGLISH TEACHERS, KIDS. BAD SHIT GOES DOWN.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~banjokitty</author>
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                <title>Doods, Listen.</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 19:06:15 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So dood. If you ever, like, want to overthrow a government. Go watch V for Vendetta. That movie, like, makes you feel, like, you can do, like, anything.<br /><br />Dood.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>I Am Credit To Team</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2009 08:13:03 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Just played the best round of 2fort ever. I thought that all Sniper 2fort was fun? Or the time I wasn't a Fail Medic and actually kicked ass in Dustbowl?<br /><br />Fuck. Them.<br /><br />I captured the intel five fucking times and kept my fucking team ALIVE. GODDAMN THAT WAS FUN.<br /><br />Just felt like sharing.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Sixteen</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 14:58:53 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Obligatory "it's my birthday so don't freak out when you see my age has changed on my page" journal.<br /><br />(Just kidding. Who checks peoples pages anymore?)<br /><br />ALL KIDDING ASIDE, I really am sixteen and I thought that was journal worthy.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~banjokitty</author>
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                <title>Nostalgia'd</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 29 Aug 2009 11:38:34 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I forgot how good animated movies were. I watched Treasure Planet and Iron Giant in the past two days and I freaking cried at the end of both of 'em. They just don't make movies like that anymore.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Not-So Good Times</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 15 Aug 2009 09:28:08 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Today, I had to have one of my cat's put to sleep. I had him since I was seven. He was never really that affectionate so it's not like we were biffers or anything. Still sucks major balls when you have to put a friend down.<br /><br />I used to play with him all the time, I named him, and whenever he started purring he would drool. I've never met another cat that would drool. He was so much fun for an antisocial people-hater.<br /><br />Shit, this journal sucks balls. I just don't know how to formulate coherent sentences anymore, I blame summer.<br /><br />His name was Tiny Tiger.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Die Hard</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2009 22:12:11 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Great song or greatest song?<br /><br /><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTyw6cq86kY">[link]</a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~banjokitty</author>
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                <title>Oranges</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 31 Jul 2009 01:18:56 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ It's 4:20 a.m.<br /><br />HEEHEE.<br /><br />I got almost no sleep yesterday and did a fuckton of stuff today.<br /><br />HEEHEE.<br /><br />What do I draw?<br /><br />HUHHUH?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~banjokitty</author>
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                <title>Walk Down Memory Lane</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 27 Jul 2009 19:51:28 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Wow, I'm just looking back over my old art and my old comments here on dA.<br /><br />I was a little prick. I still am a prick but really, I was a PRICK.<br /><br />I was a prick with shitty art.<br />I <i>am</i> a prick with shitty art.<br /><br />What the FUCK?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~banjokitty</author>
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                <title>Jesus Christ It's So Fucking Delicious</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 18 Jul 2009 20:38:02 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Fuck yeah, cupcakes.<br /><br />All pink and sparkly.<br /><br />I love you.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>A Poison Motherfucking Easter Basket</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 18 Jul 2009 20:35:56 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ [ ] - You like cheese.<br /><br />[ ] - You hate peanuts.<br /><br />[ ] - You agree that this quiz is random.<br /><br />[x] - You have farted today.<br /><br />[x] - You have choked on something.<br /><br />[ ] - You are a writer.<br /><br />[ ] - You smoke.<br /><br />[x] - You like to swim.<br /><br />[x] - You have farted more than once today.<br /><br />[x] - You like ice cream.<br /><br /><br />TOTAL SO FAR = 5<br /><br /><br /><br />[x] - You have lied more than 10 times.<br /><br />[ ] - You are an only child.<br /><br />[x] - You have more than 3 pet.<br /><br />[ ] - You prefer water to other drinks.<br /><br />[ ] - You are an alcoholic.<br /><br />[x] - You are under 20 years old.<br /><br />[ ] - You are over 30 years old.<br /><br />[ ] - You have a boyfriend/girlfriend.<br /><br />[x] - You like jewelery.<br /><br />[ ] - Your favorite music genre is rock.<br /><br />TOTAL SO FAR = 9<br /><br /><br /><br />[x] - You weigh more than 140 lbs. (Yeah, fatty. I've been jogging, chill.)<br /><br />[x] - You like pirates.<br /><br />[x] - You like anime.<br /><br />[x] - You are a fangirl/fanboy of something.<br /><br />[ ] - You take a prescription drug every day.<br /><br />[ ] - You have a job.<br /><br />[x] - You live with your parents.<br /><br />[ ] - You like to eat eggs.<br /><br />[ ] - You have a religion.<br /><br />[x] - You dress stranger than other people. (Sweatshirts in July. Yum.)<br /><br /><br />TOTAL SO FAR = 15<br /><br /><br /><br />[x] - You have had diarrhea in the past 2 weeks.<br /><br />[x] - You have eaten something odd before.<br /><br />[x] - You are bad at math.<br /><br />[x] - You love electronics.<br /><br />[x] - Someone/something has pissed you off in the past week.<br /><br />[x] - You cuss a lot. (FUCK YES.)<br /><br />[ ] - You believe in aliens.<br /><br />[x] - You play video games.<br /><br />[x] - You have low self-esteem.<br /><br />[ ] - You carry a purse.<br /><br />TOTAL SO FAR = 23<br /><br /><br />[ ] - You like flowers.<br /><br />[ ] - You are bisexual or homosexual.<br /><br />[ ] - You are a Capricorn or a Scorpio.<br /><br />[ ] - You have used tarot before.<br /><br />[x] - You believe in ghosts. (I don't want to but my house is scary at night.)<br /><br />[ ] - You think *The-Fun-Group is awesome.<br /><br />[ ] - You like =Fotus9's horoscopes better than *An-Unsure-Thing's.<br /><br />[ ] - You thought today's funny saying was really funny.<br /><br />[ ] - You have gotten one of the daily riddle's right.<br /><br />[x] - You have gotten in/came close to being in a fist fight.<br /><br />TOTAL SO FAR = 25<br /><br /><br />[x] - You like fire.<br /><br />[x] - You have fainted or passed out before.<br /><br />[ ] - You have a high school diploma.<br /><br />[x] - You live in America.<br /><br />[ ] - You use hand sanitizer a lot.<br /><br />[x] - You consider yourself a nerd.<br /><br />[ ] - You have tried chewing tobacco.<br /><br />[ ] - You are a conspiracy theorist.<br /><br />[ ] - You sleep in the nude. (No, I have cool pajamas with PS2s on them- HOLY SHIT WEARING 'EM RIGHT NOW.)<br /><br /><br />TOTAL SO FAR = 29<br /><br /><br /><br />[x] - You have imagined yourself being famous.<br /><br />[x] - You own a stuffed animal.<br /><br />[x] - You like watermelon.<br /><br />[ ] - You live in Europe.<br /><br />[x] - You have a fetish for something.<br /><br />[ ] - You fidget a lot.<br /><br />[ ] - You agree that this quiz has nothing to do with anything.<br /><br />[ ] - You won't re-post this quiz.<br /><br />[ ] - You have your own personal computer and don't share one.<br /><br />[x] - You have a brother.<br /><br /><br />TOTAL SO FAR = 34<br /><br /><br /><br />[x] - You can cook well.<br /><br />[x] - You like to party.<br /><br />[x] - You are a bad dancer.<br /><br />[ ] - You are a professional dancer.<br /><br />[x] - You have crossed paths with a black cat.<br /><br />[x] - You have a friend that you think is crazy.<br /><br />[ ] - You have under 10 good, close friends.<br /><br />[ ] - You are anticipating your answer to this quiz.<br /><br />[x] - You have ran away from something.<br /><br />[x] - You have watched the movie: "X Men 3".<br /><br /><br />TOTAL SO FAR = 41<br /><br /><br /><br />[x] - You like to mix soft drinks together.<br /><br />[x] - You have done an odd experiment.<br /><br />[x] - People have stared at you oddly in public.<br /><br />[x] - Your grandmother(s) are still alive.<br /><br />[ ] - You have a step-mom or dad.<br /><br />[ ] - You hate to be tagged.<br /><br />[ ] - You have been a member to dA for under 3 months.<br /><br />[ ] - You have a dA subscription.<br /><br />[x] - Your hair is brown.<br /><br />[x] - You love to eat candy. (Who the fuck doesn't?)<br /><br /><br />TOTAL SO FAR = 47<br /><br /><br />[x] - You have dressed up for Halloween.<br /><br />[x] - You love cats. (I have four...)<br /><br />[ ] - You have a quirky personality.<br /><br />[x] - You are a coffee addict.<br... ]]></description>
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                <title>What...</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 18 Jul 2009 01:03:34 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ It's 4 a.m. and I'm drawing? Why am I doing this? Why am I making a journal about it?<br /><br />Fuck. Go to sleep, self.<br /><br />This is ridiculous.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>BILLY MAYS IS DEAD</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 06:16:05 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ YEAH YOU HEARD THAT. THE SINGLE GREATEST SPOKESPERSON EVER TO HAVE WALKED THIS GOOD GREEN EARTH WAS THE THIRD VICTIM OF HOLLYWOOD'S KIRA. OUT SOUL PROVIDER OF OXYCLEAN, ORANGEGLOW, AND MIGHTY PUTTY. I DON'T ABOUT THE LIKES OF YOU, BUT TO ME, HE WAS A HERO. A HERO WHO WOULD PROUDLY SCREAM AT THE ELDERLY IN THEIR OWN LIVING ROOM. A HERO WHO COULD SELL SHOES TO THE LEGLESS, AND LEGS TO THE SHOELESS. HE WAS A HERO...AND HEROES CANNOT BE KILLED. HEROES ARE REMADE.<br /><br />THERE IS ONLY ONE SOLUTION.<br /><br />VINCE, IF YOU'RE OUT THERE. GRAB YOUR SHAMWOW AND YOUR SLAPCHOP. WE NEED YOU. YOU MUST BE THE BEACON OF HOPE. YOU MUST PROMISE US TO DOUBLE OUR ORDERS, CUT THE LEADING CONTENDERS PRICE IN HALF, AND THROW IN A SNUGGIE FOR FREE IF WE CALL IN THE NEXT 10 MINUTES.<br /><br />OUR FUTURES ARE IN YOUR HANDS.<br /><br />GODSPEED.<br /><br />(TL;DR BILLY MAYS IS DEAD AND VINCE IS AWESOME.)<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~banjokitty</author>
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                <title>HEE HEE</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 21 Jun 2009 09:14:36 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Just wearing my old Matt (y'know, Death Note?) cosplay.<br /><br />I must say this is my absolute favorite cosplay I've ever done.<br /><br />The jacket itself is so warm and sexy.<br /><br /><br /><br />(HAR HAR; I can't change the mood thing.)<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Requests/Art Trades?</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2009 14:24:40 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm really bored and have no creative incentive at all.<br /><br />If anyone wants some requests or trades then that'd be cool.<br /><br />I'll draw anything because I'm a whore like that.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Operation Slickpubes</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2009 13:20:06 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ DO YOU SEE THIS MAN?<br /><br />HE IS MY HERO.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrZk0C91mfg&feature=channel_page">[link]</a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~banjokitty</author>
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                <title>Help?</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2009 17:14:53 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I've been really depressed lately and that's kinda put me in an artistic rut.<br /><br />Anyone got any ideas on something they wanna see me draw?<br /><br />Either that or anyone wanna critique the shit I've been posting so I can improve?<br /><br />Thanks.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~banjokitty</author>
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                <title>Quick! Don't Click This!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 03 May 2009 18:39:26 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Tagged by: <a href="http://savesasuke-kun.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/a/savesasuke-kun.gif?8" alt=":iconsavesasuke-kun:" title="savesasuke-kun"/></a><br /><br />Rules<br />1.Post these rules<br />2.Each tagged person must post 8 things about themselves on their journal.<br />3.At the end you have to choose 8 people to tag, and post their icons on the same journal.<br />4.Go to their page and send a message saying you tagged them.<br />5.NO tag-backs<br /><br />1. I have the insatiable need to make a web show.<br />2. I really do think I'm fat but I'm just way too lazy to do anything about it.<br />3. You know those little red lines that appear under a word when you misspell it? I HATE THOSE LITTLE GODDAMN THINGS.<br />4. I often pretend I can shoot lasers out of my feet, hands, eyes, or anything with right angles.<br />5. I have to see a therapist close to every week for my depression.<br />6. I am completely obsessed with the Columbine Massacre. I have no idea why. It's really creepy.<br />7. I don't really listen to a lot of music. It's just the same 10 songs on repeat.<br />8. I really want to make myself look more punk/goth/street. Because right now I really look like the geeky little suburban that I am.<br /><br />I tag no one because that's how I roll.<br />(Also I don't have 8 friends)<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Average Teen? (LIES I'M SPOILED)</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2009 18:45:19 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ [x] Mother<br />[x] Father<br />[ ] Step-Father<br />[ ] Step-Mother<br />[ ] Step Sister<br />[ ] Step Brother<br />[x] Brother<br />[x] Brother In Law<br />[ ] Sister<br />[ ] Sister In Law<br />[x] Half sister<br />[ ] Half brother<br />[ ] Nephew<br />[ ] Niece<br />[ ] Boyfriend/Girlfriend<br />[x] Mobile phone<br />[ ] Own bathroom<br />[x] Own room<br />[ ] Have/had a swimming pool<br />[ ] Have/had a hot tub<br />[x] Guest room<br />[x] Living Room<br />[x] Own computer<br />[x] Own TV<br />Total: 11<br /><br />[ ] Full size/Queen bed<br />[ ] More than 8 pairs of shoes<br />[x] MP3 Player/iPod<br />[x] PS2/3<br />[x] Nintendo DS or PSP<br />[ ] Gameboy/Advance<br />[x] Gamecube<br />[ ] xbox/xbox 360<br />[ ] Wii<br />[ ] Your Own Laptop<br />Total so far: 15<br /><br />[ ] Basketball net/hoop<br />[ ] Air hockey table<br />[ ] Pool table<br />[ ] Ping pong table<br />[ ] Foosball table<br />Total so far: 15<br /><br />[x] Night stand<br />[x] Stereo in bedroom<br />[x] DVD player in bedroom/portable<br />Total so far: 18<br /><br />[x] Go shopping at least once a week<br />[ ] Expensive cologne/perfume<br />[x] AIM/MSN<br />[x] camera on phone<br />Total so far: 21<br /><br />[x] Go Cart/car/quad<br />[ ] Guitar/drums/bass guitar<br />[x] Piano/Keyboard<br />[ ] Any other instrument<br />[ ] Been on a cruise<br />[x] Traveled out of the country<br />[x] Traveled out of the continent<br />[ ] Had a personal trainer<br />[ ] Expensive jewelery<br />[x] Met a Celeb<br />Total so far: 26<br /><br />[x] Straightener/curling iron<br />[x] Have been to a batting cage<br />[ ] Have $100 on you right now in your pocket/wallet<br />[ ] Credit card or ATM card or debit card or bank card<br />[x] Have a TV in your room<br />[ ] Mirror in your room<br />Total so far: 29<br /><br />[x] Window in your room<br />[ ] Been to Paris<br />[ ] Been to Rome<br />[ ] Been to the Bahamas<br />[ ] Been to Mexico<br />[ ] Been to Jamaica<br />Total so far: 30<br /><br />[x] Parents have a car<br />[x] Have owned or own a Jet ski/boat<br />[x] Had/have Camped<br />[x] Been to 3+ states<br />[x] 80+ buddies on facebook/myspace<br />Total so far: 35<br /><br />[x] Home cooked meal almost everyday<br />[x] Been in a limo<br />[ ] Been in a helicopter<br />[ ] Own a camera<br />[x] Have been to Disneyland/World more than 2 times<br />Total so far: 38<br /><br />Post as:<br />1-25 = Ghetto! (and tag 5 people)<br />26-40 = Average Teen! (and tag 10 people)<br />41-50 = Spoiled Teen! (and tag 15 people)<br />51+ = Upper Class Snob! (and tag 20 people)<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Mission Status: Complete</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 07 Mar 2009 19:42:18 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I have been granted the task of supplying this important video of dancing pocky to the public.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOoYXyKI1-U&feature=related">[link]</a><br /><br />BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA<br /><br />I was informed by a superior officer; if you  click it, you repost it.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~banjokitty</author>
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                <title>I'm HOOOME</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 28 Feb 2009 20:31:20 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Kay, so I didn't say I was leaving but I went to Washington D.C. for three days for a FIRST Robotics Competition.<br /><br />FIRST is an organization created to encourage the study of science and math for high school students and is played around the world.<br /><br />Homepage: <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.usfirst.org#">[link]</a><br /><br />Yeah, we went and had a hootin' hollerin' conga linin' cotton eye-joein' good time. We didn't place so hot but I don't care because it was my first ever regional attending as a team member. SUPER AWESOME. We got team mates to crowd-surf. HAHA.<br /><br />Anyway, back to my 98 Deviations and 116 Messages to sort through. YAY.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Some Help Please?</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 03 Feb 2009 18:02:19 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ [EDIT]<br /><br />Hey, we figured it out, crisis a-verted.<br /><br />---<br /><br />Does anyone know how to render an animation in Autodesk 3ds Max?<br /><br />I need it for a competition so if you could get back to me really quick. Here's what we need to do:<br /><br />ÂWe have a thirty second animation but it's split up into nine seperate scenes<br /><br />We need to be able to render the scenes. We can put them together in another application. But, we don't know how to render an entire scene (100 frame animation.)<br /><br />So, if anyone knows that'd be super.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 30 Dec 2008 16:31:38 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Kay, so weirdness of today...<br />1.) I'm back from vacation which means I have a scanner and will most likely be updating soon.<br />2.) I was skiing on my trip. I am very sore and very tired. But I learned that I have no idea how to snowboard and that faceplants are always funny.<br />3.) It's fucking new years eve tomorrow! That's the LAST DAY OF 2008! *sniff* I have to say 2008 was MY FAVORITE YEAR (lol) and I am very sad to see it go.<br />4.) When I logged on today I had 24 Deviations and 24 Messages. Then, while I was looking through the deviations it was bumped up to 25 Deviations and 25 Messages AT THE SAME TIME. Just saying, it was creepy.<br /><br />HAPPY NEW YEAR!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>NEWS</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 27 Dec 2008 10:41:46 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I GOT COPICS FOR CHRISTMAS!<br /><br />I LOVE MY GRANDPARENTS!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Merry Fucking Christmas, LADEEZ</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 24 Dec 2008 20:41:17 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So yeah it's Christmas in like, 20 minutes.<br /><br />The milk and cookies are out, my Bernard plushie is there to make sure Santa gets here safe and on time, the ninjas are guarding my tree from pirates and all other forms of evil, and there is a sexy elf on his way to my house loaded with a giant sack...<br />...<br />...<br />...<br />...<br />...<br />...of presents.<br /><br />Well I should get to sleep or Santa won't be able to leave me anything.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Never Gonna Give You Up.......</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 05 Dec 2008 20:05:27 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ 'Kay so the other night I had a dream I was Rick Astley.<br /><br />I was rickrolled by my own brain.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>asdfghjkl</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 27 Nov 2008 21:03:14 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Kishimoto is such a douche.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Whoa</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 12:41:27 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So the awesomeest thing happened today....<br /><br /><br />IT SNOWED<br /><br /><br />Little, white, puffy snow drops falling from the sky........<br /><br />But then it melted, and I grew sad........................<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Birthday</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 29 Sep 2008 12:29:39 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Hey, I'm 15. Show some love.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Brisingr</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 19 Sep 2008 22:36:50 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I just watched the release of Brisingr on shurtugal.com. I must say I have not squealed like a fangirl in quite some time. When he opened the box and pulled out the book I'm pretty sure they could hear my squee's in New Jersey. <br /><br />BUT SADLY I WILL NOT GET MY OWN BOOK UNTIL MONDAY BECAUSE AMAZON IS A FAT BITCH.<br /><br />All I want is Murtagh. Is that too much to ask?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>School</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 02 Sep 2008 15:27:17 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ ..it sucks.<br /><br />I felt incredibly suicidal just as I got home. Like, the knives were right there...but then I watched The South Park Movie and felt better.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Apologies</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 24 Aug 2008 12:22:47 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Hey all watchers, I edited almost all of my deviations. Just stuff like tags and keywords. So they will probably show up in your devwatch.<br /><br />That's my bad I didn't realize it'd happen until I was about halfway through and then I was like, "Oh well." So just delete them. There are no new deviations.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>OOH LOOKIT A SQUIRREL</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2008 14:06:06 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Ever read the Ranger's Apprentice by John Flanagan? I'm totally loving Halt. He's like Brom but better.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>I Am Seriously Freaking Out Right Now</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 02 Aug 2008 09:26:10 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ -backstory-<br />My mom decided a while ago to get a compost pile. Fine. If it's OUTSIDE. She puts these little buckets on the kitchen counter and fills them up with rotting food. Then, eventually, (and I have no idea when she knows figures out she needs to do this. Whether it's when we get on a first-name basis with the fruit flies or when the buckets actually start to decompose.) she'll take the buckets out to the yard and throw the food in a pile.<br /><br />-present-<br />So today I go in the kitchen because I'm hungry and there are fruit flies EVERYWHERE. Now, I don't know if you've ever seen these things in large numbers but it is ANNOYING. So I say, "No more flies! I shall clean!" I start to cover up the non-rotting fruits from the garden and throw out any food that was left on the counter.<br /><br />Next was the rotting buckets. <br /><br />I figure we just need some lids on these things so i grab some things with lids and i start to &#039<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/winkrazz.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=";p" title="Wink/Razz" />our' this decomposing CRAP into the lidded bucket. Now, halfway through I notice movement in the bucket. <br /><br />THERE WERE MAGGOTS SQUIRMING AROUND IN THERE.<br /><br />I yelled at my mom that we were going to get rid of the compost pile. She got pretty mad...<br /><br />But SERIOUSLY, buckets of rotting food on the kitchen counter? WHAT THE HELL???<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>lolwut? no srsly...WUT?!</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 18:40:53 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Okay, I have no idea if you guys have heard about this but...<br /><br />M NIGHT SHYAMALAN WILL BE DIRECTING A LIVE-ACTION AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER TRILOGY.<br /><br />The movie will be coming out in the US in 2010. It'll basically be the first season. I think they are trying to create another Death Note Movie.<br /><br />The big problem with this is no one will go to see this and be happy about it. The people who actually saw the first season will go, of course. But they have seen it all. It will be 6 hours of reruns to us. But people who have never watched the show won't go, they have no reason to.<br /><br />Anybody else think this is a bad idea?<br /><br />If you need proof that this is actually happening just ask.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Are You Pumped?</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 19 Jul 2008 16:49:12 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I am extra pumped for the Avatar finale at 8. At the moment I am writing about it because i want to waste as much time as possible. Also, I want to talk to some people who are pumped too. My Avatarded friend is going to a concert and won't be back until long after the show is over.<br /><br />I am also hungry...I don't think anyone cares but I haven't had a real meal since Thursday and that was McDonalds. And now I'm watching Spongebob and all they are eating is burgers. It's driving me INSANE.<br /><br />Also I was recently in a musical and I can't stop singing the songs. It was such a great show I am about to cry because it ended. I am thinking about doing some fanart but I might not get around to it.<br /><br />In other news I made a neclace just like Sora's from Kingdom Hearts out of cardboard covered in tinfoil with a twine string.<br /><br />So yeah, after 3 years, 148 days, 19 hours, and 48 minutes. We only have 12 more minutes to wait until it's the beginning of the end...I think I'm gonna cry.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Back From AnimeNEXT</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 21 Jun 2008 19:30:42 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Just got back from AnimeNEXT.<br /><br />It was aight. A LOT bigger than the cons I'm used too. Plus there was nothing to do.<br /><br />Me and two friend's cosplayed as Naruto, Sasuke, and Hinata. I had my same Naruto costume as Castle Point, Sasuke had the shippuden outfit, and this was Hinata's first con.<br /><br />At one point I accidently broke Hinata's sandals so I had to carry her ALL AROUND THE CON. My back was ACHING.<br /><br />So, other than that I got some pictures and came up with my new slogan for AnimeNEXT:<br /><br />"AnimeNEXT, I came with $85. I left with an energy drink, 2 plushies, and a dime."<br /><br />-Me, June 21, 2008<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Thank You God!!!!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 16 Jun 2008 06:32:53 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yesterday my internet and cable were out ALL DAY.<br /><br />Thankfully when I woke up this morning IT HAD RETURNED.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Happy Summer/Graduation</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 12 Jun 2008 04:59:44 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ To anyone who just got off school: HAPPY SUMMER. DO SOMETHING SO YOU DON'T GET FAT WHILE YOUR AWAY FROM SCHOOL.<br /><br />To anyone who graduated eighth and is going to high school: PAY ATTENTION IN CLASS. THIS SHIT MIGHT ACTUALLY MATTER.<br /><br />To anyone who graduated high school: CONGRATULATIONS. WELCOME TO COLLEGE. YOUR FUCKED.<br /><br />To anyone who graduated college: I DON'T REALLY LIKE MACARONI AND CHEESE.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />I graduated eighth grade yesterday.<br /><br />My brother graduates twelfth today.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>repost please</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 02 Jun 2008 12:46:16 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ from <a href="http://blackdragonbloodlust.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/b/l/blackdragonbloodlust.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconblackdragonbloodlust:" title="blackdragonbloodlust"/></a> 's journal.<br /><br />Please, repost this in support of your friends and loved ones who are. Love is not defined by color, creed, sexual preference, or gender. Feel free to add your own story to the end.<br /><br />I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.<br /><br />I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday<br /><br />I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.<br /><br />I am the one working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.<br /><br />I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.<br /><br />We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.<br /><br />I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.<br /><br />I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.<br /><br />I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.<br /><br />We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.<br /><br />I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.<br /><br />I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.<br /><br />I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.<br /><br />I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.<br /><br />I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.<br /><br />I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.<br /><br />I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.<br /><br />I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.<br /><br />I am a warrior for my country serving proud, but can't be my true self because gays aren't allowed in the military.<br /><br />I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.<br /><br />I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.<br /><br />I am the who isn't sure what she is. I am the who is rejected by her "best friends" because of a less-than-conventional crush.<br /><br />I am what I am and I don't know who because I am always thinking about what other people will make of me. Who am I? Not boy not girl, just me and little people care about who you are and what you long for when you look like someone else obviously and your wishes and dreams seem easily to be guessed. Fail.<br /><br />I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson."<br /><br />This is the boy, Matthew Shepard. On October 7, 1998 Aaron McKinney and Russell Henderson lead him to a remote area east of Laramie where they demonstrated unimaginable acts of brutality . Matthew was tied to a split-rail fence where he was beaten and left to die in the cold of the night. Almost 18 hours later he was found by a cyclist who initially mistook him for a scarecrow. Matthew died on October 12 at 12:53 am at a hospital in Fort Collins, Colorado. MURDERED BECAUSE HE WAS GAY!!!<br /><br />I am the girl who can't post this on deviantart because her friends watch her and it wouldn't be safe for... someone else.<br /><br />I am the girl who doesnt want to live anymore because the girl I love hates me.<br /><br />IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>oh hey...1,000</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 27 May 2008 19:36:06 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Hi, thanks people for the 1,000 page views. Kinda late but whatever.<br /><br />I'll come up with some art eventually. I promise.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Donate Your Heart!!!!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 18 May 2008 17:53:31 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://helporganization.praylude.net/">[link]</a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Happy May Day!</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 16:38:46 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Today is May 1st!!!! Which means...<br /><br />MORRIS DANCING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/d/dance.gif" width="29" height="21" alt=":dance:" title="Dance!" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/d/dance.gif" width="29" height="21" alt=":dance:" title="Dance!" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/d/dance.gif" width="29" height="21" alt=":dance:" title="Dance!" /><br /><br />For anyone who didn't know, morris dancing is an old tradition from, England or some folk dace I think, where people wake before the dawn of the sun, attach bells to their feet, ride out to an open field, and dance till we can't dance no more...or till we get hungry. Then we go to Denny's. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br /><br />It's actually a lot of fun. We have a bunch of dances with hankies and sticks. Sticks are my favorite because we get to hit then together and there is always the impending fear of crushed knuckles or concussions from poorly aimed stick-collisions.<br /><br />Plus, Scott always brings brownies <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/hungry.gif" width="33" height="21" alt=":hungry:" title="I am famished!" /> Which is awesome.<br /><br /><br /><br />RENEGADES FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>after the con</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 15 Apr 2008 17:38:17 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So yeah went to CPAC on Sunday.<br /><br />A lot of fun, got some stuff, met some people.<br /><br />Me and two of my friends cosplayed as team 7:<br /><br /><a href="http://photos.animejutsu.com/tools/a.php?a=9248">[link]</a><br /><br />I'm the Naruto in the middle.<br />That had to be the worst possible picture ever.<br /><br />It is seriously impossible to look serious while standing in front of a guy standing on a chair saying "now look like your gonna attack me!" with a 3 centimeter kunai and a bunny hat.<br /><br />But, we still had fun...and danced:<br /><br /><a href="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4075204488649481659">[link]</a><br /><br />Me and Sakura came in later.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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