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deviantART: by:beedawg007 http://search.deviantart.com/?q=by:beedawg007&section=today deviantART RSS for by:beedawg007 en-us Copyright 2009, deviantART.com Mon, 23 Nov 2009 00:18:24 PST deviantART.com http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss http://s.deviantart.com/minish/widgets/apple-touch-icon-precomposed.png WHERE'S WALDO?! http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/28167140/ http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/28167140/ Thu, 05 Nov 2009 18:22:04 PST I guess we can all go home now.

So, my art teacher somehow conned me into making a life-size Waldo. Don't know how he did it, but suddenly I found myself heading to the wood room to find some wood.

That was weeks ago though, and he's almost done now, I even knit him a scarf!

I'm pretty sure I should probably put a picture on here when it's done.

Today, I didn't have anything to do in art because I've gotta take Waldo home and figure out how to make him stand. So, I resorted to finger painting. Finger painting a big sloppy mess o' colour on some paper and then the substitute art teacher comes by and tries to analyze my painting, telling me it's a lake surrounded by an autumn forest. And I'm like, "No, no. It's just paint on paper..." Why does it have to be something? I mean, it's art. That's what it is. I'M NOT A PART OF YOUR SYSTEM! I THROW IT ON THE GROUND!

]]> ~beedawg007 ohmyland. http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/27991010/ http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/27991010/ Tue, 27 Oct 2009 07:47:31 PDT AND THEN, it's like, "Lost inside my mind, I lost my head." HOW SCARY IS THAT!?
Losing you head inside you mind?! My, my. Good song, though.

Uhm, I guess that's all...

]]> ~beedawg007 THIS IS FUN, RIGHT?! http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/27776216/ http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/27776216/ Thu, 15 Oct 2009 08:00:05 PDT
2) Name Backwards: Ynahteb

3) Were you named after anyone?: I wanna say yes, but I really don't think so.

4) Does your name mean anything?: House of God or House of Figs, same thing, right?

5) Nick Name(s): Beth, Bethy, B-sanje, Louise, bb, and the beat goes on...

6) Screen Name(s): beedawg007, beedawgg, and Bethany.

7) Date of Birth: April 23rd, 1993

10) Current Location: British Columbia

11) Sign: Taurus

12) Religion: I'm in between religions at the moment...

13) Height: Five foot seven which is just an estimation.

14) Weight: OVER 9,000 TONNES! Mmmm.

15) Shoe Size: 8

16) Hair color: BROWN

17) Eye color: Blue.

18) What do you look like: Like some chick with blue eyes and brown hair. Pay attention.

19) Innie or Outie: Innie.

20) Righty, Lefty, ambidextrous: Lefty, bb!

21) Gay, Straight, Bi, or Other: Straight.

22) Best friend(s): Savanna and Jessica.

23) Best friend you trust the most: Savanna and Jessica.

24) Best friends {your sex}: I JUST LISTED THEM!

25) Best friends of the opposite sex: Micah?

26) Best Bud(s): Why is this so dumb?

27) Boyfriend / Girlfriend: Daniel Craig, he just doesn't know it yet.

28) Crush: Daniel Craig.

29) Parent(s): Lorali and Brian

30) Worst Enemy: Robert Pickton.

31) Favorite on-line Guy(s): Uhm, Djordje!

32) Favorite on-line Girl(s): Jessica?

33) Funniest friend: Uhm, everybody! Everybody!

34) Craziest friend: Nikki.

35) Advice Friend: I'm usually never in need of advice.

36) Loudest Friend: Jessica, hands down.

37) Person you cry with: Nobody.

Do You Have...

38) Any sisters: One.

39) Any brothers: One.

40) Any pets: Three dogs, one cat and four horses. No big.

41) A Disease: Danielcraiglovetitus.

42) A Pager: Hah. Non.

43) A Personal phone line: No.

44) A Cell phone: Naturally.

45) A Lava lamp: In my dreams.

46) A Pool or hot tub: Hot tub!

47) A Car: No.

Describe Your...

48) Personality: Uhm, quiet, funny, probably annoying, shy and smart.

49) Driving: SO FUCKING GOOD!

50) Car or one you want: Something pretty!

52) Mmh: Mmyes, quite.

53) School: Vernon Secondary.

54) Bed: Loft bed, holla!

55) Relationship with your parent(s): I never fight with my dad because he's super tolerant and Nance is really lovely when I don't piss her off.

Do You...

56) Believe in yourself: Sure.

57) Believe in love at first sight?: Oh God, no.

58) Consider yourself a good listener: Sometimes. It depends what you're talking about.

60) Get Along with your parents: Yes.

61) Save your e-mail conversations: Non.

62) Pray: Only when it's something important.

63) Believe in reincarnation: Nope.

64) Like to make fun of people: Yes, but only the people I hate.

65) Like to talk on the phone: Uhn, not really. Just to my sister.

66) Like to eat: Oh yes.

67) Like to drive: YES!

68) Get motion sickness: Sometimes.

69) Eat the stems of broccoli: Yes.

70) Eat Chicken fingers with a fork: Half the time.

71) Dream in color: Yes.

72) Type with your fingers on home row: Nah, but I'm still super fast.

73) Sleep with a stuffed animal: Surprisingly, no. That is so sad.

What Is...?

74) Right next to you: A record player!

75) On the walls of your room: Paint and a collage.

76) On your mouse pad: NO PAD!

77) Your dream car: Something pretty!

78) Your dream date: WATCHING OLD MOVIES FOR HOURS THEN EXPLAINING TO DANIEL WHY I SHOULD BE HIS NEXT BOND GIRL!

79) Your dream honeymoon spot: Oh man. Some place fucking rad. Like Hollywood. Then I could go all fangirl when we're supposed to be having the sex.

80) Your dream husband: Daniel Craig.

81) Your bedtime: I dun have one. But, I go to bed super early.

82) Under your bed: A desk and computer and a bunch of other shit!

83) The single most important question: Do you, Daniel, take Bethany as your lawfully wedded wife? Y... ]]> ~beedawg007 Ah, fuck. http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/27490522/ http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/27490522/ Tue, 29 Sep 2009 17:01:28 PDT This news hit me faster than a shark attack!

Efferlyefferson, all the movie theatres within reasonable driving distant are closing for renovations until May. Fuckishly fucking May for fuck's sake! This madness = no Zombieland/SHERLOCK HOLMES! Ass. I forgot about Sherlock Holmes. This situation just got ten times worse. As well, this means no Last Song or Dear John. This disaster keeps getting worse and worse. I'm also a little concerned about not being able to see New Moon, but uh, forget I said that...

My battery is low!

Today when I was making my way back to my locker after Math, I overhear Stephen, who's a little bit of a lurker/I don't know what, talking to his slightly mentally challenged pal, Jordan. Stephen was saying, "Bethany's so awesome. She actually talks to us." And Jordan said, "Nope. She's a witch." There you have it. I am a witch. So, don't fuck with me 'cause I'll avada kedavra you.

You're the one for me, you're my ectasy, you're the one I need!
Enough BSB lyrics for now?

If what I'm listening to makes complete sense to you, we should probably be best friends.

]]> ~beedawg007 It's elementary, Watson. Elementary. http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/27310067/ http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/27310067/ Sat, 19 Sep 2009 22:55:44 PDT My, my, my music hits me so hard, makes me say "Oh my Lord"

I'm listening to MC Hammer, what the French toast?

I was talking to my nearly four year old nephew on the phone today and it went a little something like this:

Colton: My dad got a new truck!

Bethany: WOW! What colour is it?

Colton: It's brown...LIKE YOU!

Bethany: Oh...awesome.

Coolest kid I know.

ALSO, I just watched Sherlock Holmes and The Hounds of somethingerruther....
It's was grand to the highest level, Mr. Holmes it just so brilliant.

I'm working on this art project which involves me ripping off a tonne of Roy Lichtenstein pieces, which is lovely because Roy is a super cool artist, I think. Most of his stuff from the 60's looks like comic book panels. It's just so fun.

]]> ~beedawg007 This is a journal. http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/27171082/ http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/27171082/ Sat, 12 Sep 2009 13:35:35 PDT Not only did I fall down some stairs, but I also fainted, very randomly.

You wouldn't think so, but the fainting part was actually so hilarious. Apparently, when I started talking after I 'woke up' or whatever, I sounded VERY intoxicated. While my teacher was asking if I was alright, I was having trouble keeping a straight face because I just found it all so amusing. I was totally fine. I think now everyone thinks I'm dying or something, I don't know...

UHM.

Wouldn't you think that chocolate milk would taste exactly like melted chocolate ice cream? It's basically the same thing. But, you know what? It's not the same at all.

I was just thinking that maybe I should upload something that has some actual artsy quality, instead a bunch of silly n8tiv3 parodies, even though I love them.

I downloaded this song by The Insane Clown Posse called Boogie Woogie Wu. It used to scare the pants off me when I was like 10, and I had it stuck in my head the other day, so I was like, "Oh! I think I'll download that now that I'm older and it surely won't scare me!" But, it does...I still find it kind of terrifying. Somehow that doesn't stop me from listening to it, though.

[link]

]]> ~beedawg007 FRED http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/27117386/ http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/27117386/ Wed, 09 Sep 2009 16:02:41 PDT
That.

Everyone should have a Fred. It should be customary.

Just imagine! It could be like a profession!
And there'd be pro Freds, just like a pro bff.

So, go out and get yourself a Fred and fast!

Also, I have decided that I really wanna see Jennifer's Body, but I don't know how I'll swing that...

That would sound very strange if you didn't know that it was a movie...

]]> ~beedawg007 A deviously devious deviational journal. http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/26924971/ http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/26924971/ Sun, 30 Aug 2009 20:55:38 PDT The spring garden:
a ship of summer
swimming through
my winter vision.

Don'tcha just love that?

]]> ~beedawg007 Road trippin' http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/26794351/ http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/26794351/ Mon, 24 Aug 2009 11:22:18 PDT
We stopped at this GIANT EMPORIUM OF OLD JUNK and there were some pretty sweet shit there. There was this old timey telephone that Brian would not buy for Bethany. There was also an old timey radio that Nancy would not buy for Bethany even though Bethany had told her that she could remove Bethany from the Christmas shopping list. OH! And there was this amazing sword there. It was like an intense bad ass Lord of the Rings straight outta battle built for fightin' crime type of magical sword. But, it was out of my price range. The only thing in my price range was a four dollar awesome old fashioned lighter. But, Brian wouldn't let Bethany buy it because she "has no use for it".

While at the grocery store, Nancy allowed me to buy the largest bag of Wine Gums every made. Then, we hopped in the truck, drove some, ate a lot of Wine Gums and later felt sick.

Also, while at said grocery store, I bought a book. It looked very interesting, and it is. But, it's the second book in the series...I found that out when we hunkered down for the night and cracked it open. What store would carry only the second book of a series?

Oh! A little piece of information Jessica may find amusing. At the emporium, I found a good ol' n8tiv3 hand drum. So, I walked around the store banging it as I browsed. A good time was had by all at the emporium.

Some how, some way, at some time, some twelve year old girl who I haven't seen in about six years got my cell phone number. Now she texts me every day without fail. She's one of those rotten texters, too. No punctuation and a good number of spelling errors. Fuck, she's annoying. And if you don't reply, SHE'LL JUST SEND YOU ANOTHER TEXT!

GOOD DAY!

]]> ~beedawg007 AquaAquamarineAquaman http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/26668950/ http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/26668950/ Tue, 18 Aug 2009 10:42:33 PDT alterrnativeWRITING, was tellin' me about this site which is the like opposite of FML, it GMH. GIVES ME HOPE! So, I figured I oughtta finally check it out, SO I DID! And some of the stories are so amazing. They make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

[link] Go check it out.

Oh, plus also, I snagged this from ~snapdragon55's journal and I thought it was pretty hilarious, so check this out as well, [link]

I just yoinked this from :devAbeltch:

Native Indians should not drink too much tea
before they go to bed,
because they might wake up
in their tea pee ("tee-pee").

Oh, those crazy natives and their tea.

]]> ~beedawg007 Ahoy-hoy! http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/26608846/ http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/26608846/ Sat, 15 Aug 2009 12:27:23 PDT
I had a thought that I was going to journalize, but now I've gone and forgotten it. Huh.

I was watching Singin' In The Rain for the sumpteenth time the other day and I came to appreciate how hilarious it really is. Lina Lamont is probably one of the best character's ever, probably just because she gets the best lines. SUCH AS!

Actually, nevermind. The scene I was going to describe really has to be we watched.

Another grand character is one from Remington Steele! In this one episode, Steel Crazy After All These Years, there's this girl named Annie who's like a big giant hippie.

_{Annie: ...and then I went to the window and all of a sudden I got this real burning sensation, right between my fifth and sixth shockrahs and that's a very negative place for me. So, Murph, just help me look for him and if you say everything's copacetic, I'll try to go with it. Okay?

Murphy: Do, um, uh do I know you?

Annie: You mean in the biblical sense? Or just like...names?}

You gotta picture her talking really fast with a vacant expression on her face.

_{Annie: Screaming is the release that happens when a spirit suddenly transcends to a radically alterred reality.}

I was lurking yesterday, on YouTube and I came across a video about some creepy 53 year old man who's stalking Miley Cyrus. He was saying stuff like, "Miley and I are meant to be together and she sends me secret pictures and messages in her shows that only I can understand and I'mma gonna propose to her." He was arrested twice for going to the place where Miley's shooting her new movie and now I think there's a restraining order against him. But, anyway, I just thought that was super creepy 'cause there's like an almost 36 year difference between them...

]]> ~beedawg007 It-it's just so fun! http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/26295584/ http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/26295584/ Fri, 31 Jul 2009 10:56:10 PDT
IT is just so fun!

Last night, I was over at J-ssica's and we played video games, like the cool kids we are. Actually, not video gameS, just one game. LEFT 4 DEAD, bolded because it's just so badass. In short, Jessica and I spent the evening SLAYING ZOMBIES!

So, there's really no point to the game, no story or no thang. You just run around kicking zombies ass and taking zombie name. I think what makes it so dang cool is the 'special zombies'. The 'special zombies' are different zombies that don't just run at you like an idiot and flail wildly. The smokers have GIANT tongues that WILL grab you, plus they make a noise that sounds like a smoker's cough AND when you shoot they blow up in a puff of smoke. Another 'special zombie' is a hunter, they basically just leap on top of you and try to get in your pants...that's what it looks like, anyway. OOH! There are also TANKS! No, not army tanks, or zombie's driving an army tank. Tanks are like HUGE mutated zombies that WILL beat you up. Last, but not least, are the boomers, which make the most disgusting gagging noises, they're chubby and they run around barfing on you. And when they barf on you, it attracts moar zombies which WILL swarm you. Oh, I lied. That was not the last. There are also tempermental witches who sitting crying on the floor until you piss them off and they flail at you while shrieking....

But, for serious, it's one amazing game. Go rent it or some shit.

]]> ~beedawg007 HOLY TITS! http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/26159860/ http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/26159860/ Fri, 24 Jul 2009 21:15:43 PDT A View From The Top right now and some chick just came out of a bathroom stall and had giant tits. Now, maybe it was just the lighting or the angle or something, but it was unholy.

You know, I never watch So You Think You Can Dance, but today I watched a lil' bit, mostly because there was an attractive shirtless boy. Moral of the story is, I'm pretty sure I never watch it because of that awful Mary woman who screams everything. She screams and shrieks even when it's not her turn to scream and shriek. I hate her.

Lordy, Lordy. So, Savanna, my home girl, taught me how to make these bracelets. And so I have been making thousands of bracelets since then. Anyway, she's got me making a head band and just when I think I'm done, I try it on and realize I still have inches to go. Doesn't sound like much, but it takes about 5 minutes to do one row of TWENTY FUCKING STRINGS. God, oh God.

Oh man, I wanna see The Ugly Truth so bad. Nance, that lovely step mother of mine, said she'd take-eth me on Sunday. So, this is good!

But, fo' real,
Bethany, out.

]]> ~beedawg007 kashmir. http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/26072497/ http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/26072497/ Mon, 20 Jul 2009 18:30:25 PDT
I don't know. I just looked and saw that the Remington Steele journal was like two weeks old. So, I said, "BETHANY! UPDATE THAT SUCKA!"
And here I am, updating this sucker.

k.

Alright, so I went for lunch with my grandma the other day. She's, erm, unique.
So, we go to this restaurant and she orders the Greek salad. Now, typically, what do you expect in a Greek Salad? Onions, olives, PEPPERS, and feta cheese or some shit.

Whatevs. We're all eating our foods and she suddenly announces, "I can't eat this. It has too many green peppers. It's sick." Now, I don't know what she was anticipating, but, traditionally, green peppers ARE part of a Greek salad.

Plus also, when she was driving Jessica home she was asking a bunch of lovely questions.

^{Grandma: "Jessica, do you go to church?"

Jessica: "Not really anymore."

Grandma: "Why not?!"

Jessica: "Uh, we don't?"

Bethany: "Grandma, you don't even go to church..."

Grandma: *straight face* "That's because I'm too busy praying for you children."

-SILENCE-}

Needless to say, Grandma knows how to make a conversation tense.

Oh! Right! THEN, she told me she was having troubles at home where her neighbours were parking in front of her house just to spite her...

Heck, I'm just gonna come right out and say it...

I love raspberry juice. But, truthishly, I'm not limiting myself to raspberry, I enjoy a good grape juice now and then. As well as orange juice. As a matter of fact, I'd wager that there isn't a juice I don't like...excluding prune of course. Prune juice is gnarly.

Is there a limit on how long you can make a journal? I'd take the time to figure it out, but I hate it when someone has a long journal and it take you forever to scroll past it to get to the comment part at the bottom.

God, I love kiwi.

]]> ~beedawg007 Try this for a deep, dark secret... http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/25817372/ http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/25817372/ Wed, 08 Jul 2009 12:33:07 PDT feminine. So, I invented a superior, a decidedly masculine superior. Suddenly, there were cases around the block, it was working like a charm...until the day he walked in, with those blue eyes and mysterious past and before I knew it, he assumed Remington Steele's identity. Now, I do the work and HE takes the bows.It's a dangerous way to live, but as long as people buy it, I can get the job done. We never mix business with pleasure. Well...almost never. I don't even know his real name!

STARRING STEPHANIE ZIMBALIST AND PIERCE BROSNAN!

^{Steele: "I'm not trying to sleep with you, Laura. I'm just trying to sleep with you."

Woman: "Thank goodness you're who you say you are, Mr. Steele!"

Steele: "Yes, well..."

Steele: "I'll see that you're freed of all charges, or my name isn't Remington Steele!"

Laura: "...you're name isn't Remington Steele."}

]]> ~beedawg007 Hah! Hah! Hah! http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/25723122/ http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/25723122/ Fri, 03 Jul 2009 20:07:12 PDT [link]

THERE!

]]> ~beedawg007 I'm Sean Connery. http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/25680379/ http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/25680379/ Wed, 01 Jul 2009 18:39:40 PDT And that's all I have to say about that

]]> ~beedawg007 JESUSHMURPHYTUMBLECOCKTUNABREATH! http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/25615696/ http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/25615696/ Sun, 28 Jun 2009 20:18:14 PDT
I ran out of swears and used condiments...

So, that is how I feel right now.

ALL IN ONE GODDAMN WEEK THREE OF MY FAVOURITE THINGS DIED!
One, a beloved Angel of Charlie's.
Two, the King of Pop/our favourite child molestor.
Three, that wacky man who screams at you through the television.

Now, Farrah's been sick for a while, so, her death wasn't shocking. Sad, but we all saw it coming. But, we don't hear anything from Michael for a long time, then, BAM! DEAD! And same with Billy, the man seem to be in perfect health, and all of a sudden he's gone.

What a crazy ass motha fucka week! I am terribly distraught.

On the plus side, my Billy Mays poem has gotten tons of hits and faves. Mind you, I hate to gain from someone else's death. RIP, guys.

]]> ~beedawg007 JE NE COMPRENDS PAS! http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/25482960/ http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/25482960/ Mon, 22 Jun 2009 20:38:42 PDT
Alright, so Lady Gaga's pretty much a mental case. I mean, I love that woman! But, she's very strange.

But, anyway, I'm listening to this song by her, one that is just dandy, but, I don't get it.
It's called Dirty Ice Cream.

And it goes,

^{Don't be dirty ice cream, baby we could fall in love. But, it's too early to be callin' me like that.}

What in the cunt does dirty ice cream mean? And why wouldn't you want to be one?

An odd woman, she is.

Now, in the immortal words of Hufflepuff, "OHMIGOD, YOU'RE PANTS ARE SO HIGH!"

No, wait...Lady Gaga doesn't wear pants...

There's an interview with her on YouTube where she says the weirdest things, such as:

^{Interviewer: Would you call it Haus of Gaga?

Gaga: No

Interviewer: What would you call it?

Gaga: Something else.

SILENCE

Interviewer: So, about your-

Gaga: I like your nail polish.

Interviewer: Thank you, it's something something that Bethany doesn't remember!

Gaga: It's very good.

MINUTES LATER!

Interviewer: So, I have to ask, what's with the no pants thing?

Gaga: Oh, it's very strange. I have been wearing no pants for a very long time.

Interviewer: Was it too cold in Vancouver for that today?

Gaga: No. I won't be wearing any pants later...

PREVIOUSLY!

Interviewer: So, we know you like to indulge in sunglasses, but is there anything else you like?

Gaga: Sunglasses.}

Of course, that doesn't do it justice. See it for yourself! [link] I'd skip to about one minute in.

]]> ~beedawg007 Good evening, Angels. http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/25360506/ http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/25360506/ Tue, 16 Jun 2009 19:55:58 PDT
What a kick ass show!

And just to clarify, I am, of course, talkling about the 70's classic, not the remake featuring Drew Barrymore, Cameron Diaz and such.

But, for serious, dem Angels punt arse!

Hah, so today, my science teacher noticed the book I had sitting on my binder.
He said, "Dear John? What's it about?"

Now, this is a Nicholas Sparks book, which = weepy, lovey, cheesey, romancey goodness.
Anyway, I spent a good five minutes explaining the entire plot, all about how Savannah and John fell in love, but when he went back to Germany, Savannah hooked up with Tim. Yadda yadda yadda. Then, I started talking about how big of a cunt Savannah was for shacking it up with Tim while all Mr. Science Man stood there with an interested look on his face. It was odd.

]]> ~beedawg007 I am Bethany... http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/25221014/ http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/25221014/ Tue, 09 Jun 2009 16:40:25 PDT
It's a self-appointed title, but that makes it all the better!

You could have a title as well!

[link] <---- fur dah boys

[link] <---- fur dem girlies

ENJOY!

New avatar, bee tee dub. So, get used to it.

IT'S JAMAL CHAMBLISS!

]]> ~beedawg007 Good morning, starshine. http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/25206117/ http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/25206117/ Mon, 08 Jun 2009 20:43:34 PDT ^{THE EARTH SAYS, "HELLO!"}

Fabittyfabfab! What a glorious day today was!
I am saying this for no particular reason! But, I am in a splendid music!
Currently listening to some Christmad carols...iTunes is on shuffle and I'm too busy to care.

^{"And as we trim the tree, how much fun is it gonna be together! This Christmas! Fireside is blazing bright, we're caroling all through the night! Presents and cards are here, my world is filled with cheer and youuu. This Christmas! Yadda yadda yadda. And this Christmas will be a very special Christmas for me!"}

Yee bitch, praise Allah!

So, I was thinking to myself as I chugged a glass of water today, that I should do my laundry. So, you know what? I did. Yeah, I did.

COCK!

Wait, what? Did she just say cock? Oh, she did!

Oh man, it was so gnarly, as young Jessica and I walk-eth to the class of Planning today, I nearly stepped in vomit. Yes, a big steamy pile of hydrochloric acid, baby! Unfortunately, it was too late for Melissa. We tried to warn her, saying, "Don't step in the-" But, she was already knee-deep in spew. Yes, knee-deep. I kid you not.

Last last night, or rather, two nights ago, I was watching The Children's Hour on TCM. It's a movie starring Audrey Hepburn and James Gardner.

In short, the plots goes a little something like this, Karen (Hepburn) and Martha run a school for girls, kind of like a boarding school, but much smaller. Anyway, there's this bitch child who's a fucking turd named Mary. Mary's always getting punished for doing stupid shit and she's sick of it! So, little Mary turd girl whispers a secret she's made up to her grandmother. Grannie, being repulsed by said secret, pulls lil' Mary shit head out of the school. Anyway, all the other mother's hear about the secret and take their children out of the school as well. Meanwhile, back at Grannie's, James Gardner is chatting it up with Grandmother. Grandma's saying things like, "You can't mary Karen. You just can't." And James is like, "LOLWUT?!"

MEANWHILE! Karen and Martha confront one of the children's father, asking what the problem was. The father talks to Karen in the driveway while Martha watches from inside. So, you don't find out the secret until Karen and Martha head to Grannie's to bitch at her for such slander!

So, here we are, at Grannie's. Karen reveals that this HUGE secret is that Mary told her grandmother that Karen and Martha are secret lovers. By the way, the first thing Grannie says when Karen and Martha enter ther house is, "I will not have them in my house!"

Anyway, shit happens, yadda yadda yadda, Martha hangs herself because she actually is a lesbian and can't live with herself. And Mary admits it was a lie.

Now, I thought this huge secret must have been some crazy shit about child abuse or something. But, no, the big deal is that Martha and Karen were apparent lesbians. It's ri-dank-i-lous

]]> ~beedawg007 Greeetings, one and everyone! http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/25074180/ http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/25074180/ Mon, 01 Jun 2009 16:47:46 PDT
Ain't this a riot?

First of all, we have one who is truthishly gifted in the photography area, Leah Wafler and/or Dances With Cameras, it fits, doesn't it?

Next, but certainly not last, I present to you, Miss Jessica Marshman, Esq. Jessica is a grade 10 student who dreams of getting dreadlocks and becoming a writer. Jessica, come on down!

Third, and actually last, here we have Savanna. She's a spunky little Asian girl from Canada, Canada. She enjoys sailing, men and dirrty jokes!

Thus conclude-eth the features!

]]> ~beedawg007 SHAKIN' ALL OVAH! http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/24725387/ http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/24725387/ Tue, 12 May 2009 17:34:03 PDT
No, no. All is well. We'll leave the seizuring to Danielle for now.

But, srs, I was listening to Shakin' All Over by The Guess Who and it sounded like they said, "Oh you make me shakin'. I like the bacon. Oh, shake, shake. Bake, bake." I figured I'd share that delicious news.

Plus also, I've recently discovered the joys of playing an electric guitar. I went over to Micah's and played his kick ass electric while plugged into it's kick ass amp. KICK ASS!

I think that about sums it up.

Also, I'd like for you to know that I have embraced my Native culture and that I go by Dances With Zeal now. I drink firewater and smoke peace pipes, all that Native jazz. I live in a wig wam, go to pow wows and play stick games. In my spare time, I hunt buffalo and use their hide to fashion my clothing. Not a big deal or anything, but I could kick your white ass.

I AM DANCES WITH ZEAL AND I AM YOUR FRIEND! That's...that's really cool, Bethany.

]]> ~beedawg007 Well hello there! http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/24484093/ http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/24484093/ Tue, 28 Apr 2009 16:43:23 PDT
Alright, so I lend out my pencils and people don't return them. I lend books and people returned them with their spines dettached. I lend CDs and they come back scratched.

Simple solution, right? Bethany stop lending out your shit and stop complaining. But, I can't. I just can't say, "No." People ask me so nicely.

Goodness gracious! Anyone got a Twitter? I got one a few days ago....
Mah Twitter is beedawgg or just search Bethany Sanjenko, follow me, we can be twinds(twitter friends, twinds. get it? Blame Miley Cyrus).

Here's some news, Bob Barker's a black belt in karate.

Here's some advice, blind people flail their arms and are likely to poke you in the eye.

And here's a quote! "I love Jesus, but I drink a little."

]]> ~beedawg007 omgosh. http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/24402947/ http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/24402947/ Thu, 23 Apr 2009 22:27:57 PDT AND!

I GOT!

Ready?

You are so not ready...

A RECORD PLAYER COMPLETE WITH THE LARGEST SELECTION OF RECORDS I HAVE EVER OWNED! Although, that's not saying much of anything...

BUT, STILL!

]]> ~beedawg007 Escu' me, can I ha' yo' numbah? http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/24209420/ http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/24209420/ Sun, 12 Apr 2009 20:26:10 PDT
Now, I sincerely hope everyone indulged in a good ol' fashioned hunt for chocolate! I know I did!

Oy. Disney movies are so predictable. I saw Hannah Montana yesterday with Savanna. The whole time we were like, "Oh, you know they're gonna hoook up." or "He's gonna be there at the right place and the right time..." or other things like, "Creepy British guy's gonna have an epiphany." But, despite the corny Disney antics, I fucking loved that movie. It was great, we sang along during some parts. The weirdest thing, though, was that half the people there were middle-aged and without children.... My step-mom and I decided that they were all there just to oggle Billy Ray.

So, my aunt uses any excuse to give presents. And this year, for Easter, she gave me AN ORIGINAL PRODUCTION SHOT FROM AN EPISODE OF REMINGTON STEEEEEELLLLEEEEEE! A good episode, too. Damn, I nearly peed myself. Actually, I may have screamed. Don't remember.

_{"Thank heavans you're who you say you are, Mr. Steele!"}

_{*does the shifty eyes* "Yes, well..."}

]]> ~beedawg007 How funderful life is when you're in the world! http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/24125504/ http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/24125504/ Wed, 08 Apr 2009 07:46:44 PDT I pledge allegiance to the heavans above, tonight to you mah baby, I make my declaration of love!

Celine Dion, anyone?

So, this weekend it's Easter! How lovely! PLUS, my birthday is in two weeks, which is within counting distance, so I'm allowed to say so. And it's the big 1-6, so again, I'm allowed to say so.

OH! So, in art we were painting shoes. Not painting pictures of shoes....Painting actual shoes. Anyway, on mine, I painted them like Andy Warhol's Marilyn Monroe thingy. They're so bad ass. Jessica, =alterrnativeWRITING, did some too! She covered them with logos from all of her favourite things. We totally go all out in art.

Oh, and Jessica, you should probably send me a link to that song...
And get me Bon Cop Bad Cop for my birthday. Totally just putting it out there, though. No pressure.

Also, Jessica, I need you to help me with CSS-ing...

_{C-c-c-crazy, a-getcha ass in mmyyyy bed. Baby, you'll be a-just mah summer boooyfriend. Suuummmeerrrboy}

Lady Gaga, anyone?

]]> ~beedawg007 Oh, wow. http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/23924642/ http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/23924642/ Fri, 27 Mar 2009 20:58:37 PDT
[link]

It made me laugh. Not that blindness is funny, of course. Poor Stevie. He's so great.

Know what I hate? Is when you're on msn or something and whoever you're talking to says, "Really?" after you tell them something.

For example:

B-rad says:
hows it going
BETHANY says:
AWESOMELY
B-rad says:
whys that
BETHANY says:
I'm watching Pretty Woman and drinking chocolate milk!
B-rad says:
really
BETHANY says:
REALLY

No. Not really. I'm lying. I'm not ACTUALLY watching Pretty Woman, I was just making it up.

]]> ~beedawg007 BAM! http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/23613517/ http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/23613517/ Mon, 09 Mar 2009 16:48:15 PDT Je parle francais! Est-ce que tu peux parler francais?
Oui? C'est fantastique!

BACK TO ENGLISH!

Alrighty. So, listen up.
Major thanks go to =DragonsChest who bought Bethy a sub! We love him. We creep his page. We watch him.

Wow. I'm watching Paris Hilton talk about her BFF on Ellen, and my God, this girl is dense. Fucking hell. She COULD be smart, she's just not. Too much sex. Obvs.

Ellen, though, is amazing. She's the funniest woman on daytime!

There is an old man in this commercial telling me that all I need it cheese. Huh. I wish someone had to me that earlier...

Growlgrowlgrowlgrowl.

Would you like to know an interesting fact?
Well, let me tell you!
Did you know that Christina Aguilera is only 5'2. She looks so much taller. I was a little shocked when I found out! Kind of, anyway.

I've been giving it a lot of thought and I've decided to take up pole dancing. It just seems like such an enriching pastime.

]]> ~beedawg007 FIVE! http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/23528545/ http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/23528545/ Wed, 04 Mar 2009 17:24:51 PST

Ugh. I miss my CSS.

]]> ~beedawg007 A rather happy, yet sad journal entry by Bethany http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/23257862/ http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/23257862/ Tue, 17 Feb 2009 17:10:46 PST

Bethany the First-Worthy

My super best friend's page

Thanks to =alterrnativeWRITING, for helping me with my CSS

I just realized!
As of today, I've been using deviantART for a whole entire gigantical year!
Holy turds, that's a long time!
I decided this makes me a dA veteran...I'm gonna get plates.

Anyway, the sad part is, Bethany's subspriction is running out.
*sigh*
Looks like it's back to CSS-less journals.

CSS Coded and Images by @Trapiki

]]> ~beedawg007 Greetings one and everyone! http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/23129987/ http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/23129987/ Tue, 10 Feb 2009 21:18:22 PST

Bethany the First-Worthy

My super best friend's page

Thanks to =alterrnativeWRITING, for helping me with my CSS

What time is it?

IT'S VALENTIMES!

What time is it?

IT'S VALENTIMES!

What we gonna get?

SEVERAL BOYS!

How we gonna get 'em?

Umm...

Mock UN medals? Wearing unflattering clothing? Voodoo? Is it voodoo? VOODOO!

[link]

Watch and love it, please.

Stop talking to fruit, vamlumtimes is serious times.

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]]> ~beedawg007 Oh Bradley, when will you grow a brain? http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/22949356/ http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/22949356/ Sun, 01 Feb 2009 17:43:17 PST

Bethany the First-Worthy

My super best friend's page

Thanks to =alterrnativeWRITING, for helping me with my CSS

Indeed, when will he grow a brain?

CSS Coded and Images by @Trapiki

]]> ~beedawg007 ohmyholymosesshittingonafuckingturkey http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/22748239/ http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/22748239/ Thu, 22 Jan 2009 21:40:11 PST

Bethany the First-Worthy

My super best friend's page

Thanks to =alterrnativeWRITING, for helping me with my CSS

Odd journal title, I know. Just go with it. You gotta admit, it's got you interested.
What on Earth could Bethany be so excited about?! Well, maybe I'll just read her uber amazing journal and find out!

Good idea.

Okay! Anyone heard of The Guess Who or Bachman Turner Overdrive? Well, anyway. I went to Randy Bachman's concert last night! That man is a god. I had no idea he was such a magical guitarist! So, after the concert, he was signing autographs.

I MET MOTHA FUCKIN' RANDY BACHMAN, BITCHES!

It made my life, srsly. He's so cool. Me and Randy are pretty much bffs now. Just, fyi.

So, yeah...that's what's up with the journal title.
Ain't yah glad you tuned in?

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]]> ~beedawg007 Rachel, do you find that vest itches? http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/22581607/ http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/22581607/ Wed, 14 Jan 2009 16:17:29 PST

Bethany the First-Worthy

My super best friend's page

Thanks to =alterrnativeWRITING, for helping me with my CSS

Listen up y'all, 'cause this is it. The beat that I'm bangin' is the li-shit.

WOOOOOOW! Hi there! I'm Bethany and I live in British Columbia, Canada. I sometimes watch Dr. Phil after school, bt I always miss the first 20 minutes 'cause I gots tuh walk home.

At 5:30 I like to watch Hannah Montana get into unrealistic pop star situations, then again at 9:00 I watch her some more.

So...

Let's talk about soup. Man, soup can make a delicious meal. My favourites are brocoli, vegetable and potato. Yes ma'am, I enjoy a good soup.
Right.

Okay, so. I have a question! Know how people always says, "Oh, I've met him on several occasions." Why several? I mean, what's wrong with eight or six even? What's so great about several? Jessica told me it's like the word few and couple. But, I wasn't liking what I heard, so I scalped her. Srsly. Jessica has no hair now and is bleeding profusely...

Keep on rockin' in the free world and doo doodle oot oot

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]]> ~beedawg007 A devious journal entry in all it's deviance http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/22483480/ http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/22483480/ Fri, 09 Jan 2009 07:46:11 PST

Bethany the First-Worthy

My super best friend's page

Thanks to *alterrnativeWRITING, for helping me with my CSS

Good Lord, Jessica! Are you okay?!

Now Miss Marshman, I think this makes you obligated to reply via journal comment to my question and I expect some sort of answer involving nasties.

ANYWHO! I figured it was about time I updated my journal. One, because I haven't in a hella long time. And two, because I need some do to before I go to do the schoolin'.

Sweet Jesus! It's Friday! Halle-freakin-lujah! I get to catch up on my sleep and stay up late, just like the rebel that I am!

But, for serious, let's talk about something serious...
Savanna went to Mexico without me and now I don't have a partner for badminton. Well, I do...but she's no Savanna. Plus also, she's always gushing about her lil' pretty-much-boyfriend and hpw cute he is when he's angry. Haha. James, being said boy, got sooooo pissed off when he lost to us four times. Four time. That's right, motha fuckah.

Know what I love about deviantART? I can make up fucktarded words without that dastardly red squiggle showing up underneath them.

Know what makes me lol? That commercial for that one perfume. It's like, "Dolce & Gabbana by Dolce & Gabbana." I lol everytime.Why would you name the perfume that? They probably did it just to give Bethany a few laughs. What sillies!

LOL! I downloaded that song, 'What If God Was One Of Us' and I go to listen to it and at the beginning, it's like, "Oooooh! I wanna bathed in a bathtub of love..something somethang this something's gonna be something for the Lord's gonna come in his heavan airplane." I thought I had the wrong song, but no. It's supposed to be like that. It's quite goofy, I think.

Anyhoozy, I NEED TO BRUSH MY TEEEEEEETH! So, kthxbai.

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]]> ~beedawg007 "Oh, it's too gruesome!" http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/22271444/ http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/22271444/ Tue, 30 Dec 2008 00:26:46 PST

Bethany the First-Worthy

My super best friend's page

Thanks to *alterrnativeWRITING, for helping me with my CSS

Okay, seriously. Okay.

I don't even know.

No journal for a hella long time. Not good, it's just not good.

Anyway.

FYI, Bethany no longer works at The Bay. It was just seasonal, so I was expecting it. No big. Kinda glad.

Oh, Merry Christmas, too. I missed Christmas on dA due to lack of internet.

I want a Fred.

Hmm...

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]]> ~beedawg007 Who said, who said, I can't be Bethany? I say... http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/21943514/ http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/21943514/ Fri, 12 Dec 2008 07:55:44 PST

Bethany the First-Worthy

My super best friend's page

Thanks to *alterrnativeWRITING, for helping me with my CSS

I say, that I know I can. <----- I sincerely hope you get this, otherwise I just look like a self confident tool...

So, I just realized...

I haven't made a serious journal since...November 24th.
I know, it's bad. I'm so sorry....well, not really, but I feel obliged to say I am. It's not liek you've got a daily subscription to my journals and I'm wasting your money.

WELL, I'm POSITIVE you MUST be wondering, what's Bethany been up to for the past, er, 18 days. Well, let ME tell YOU...not much.

Been workin' my arse off down at Dah Bay! Real life sucks, by the way. Don't ever get a job. Be a freeloader who lives with their parents until their fifty, I highly advise it.

ANYWAY, right now I've got a slight craving for Lady Gaga music. She's actually really cool, but nearly all of her songs are extremely blunt...sexually. Well, not ALL of them, but most. Expecially LoveGames, "Let's have some fun, this beat is sick. I wanna take a ride on your disco stick."

Oh wait, there's more! Know what I bought?! You can't answer, so I'll just tell you. Well, actually, you could answer, but that would take forever and by then I may have forgotten. ANYWAY, I bought TWO things actually. Christina Aguilera's new CD, I was so excited, the pictures are SOOO AWESOME! I lovers her. AND I got a LIFE SIZE Hannah Montana cardboard cutout, just for giggles.

It was so funny, I was walking around the mall with it. I got a few weird looks. Me and Leah decided that we're gonna make clothes for it and a HAT! I are tres excited. I wanna take pictures with it.

Oh, BTW, if you don't enjoy Hannah Montana or cardboard cutouts, please don't burst my bubble with ouchy comments.

CSS Coded and Images by @Trapiki

]]> ~beedawg007 VROOOOOOM! http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/21906754/ http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/21906754/ Tue, 09 Dec 2008 21:34:28 PST

Bethany the First-Worthy

My super best friend's page

Thanks to *alterrnativeWRITING, for helping me with my CSS

Hold her hand through the black light
Baby it's a forest land of trick slides
Honey just take your time
Close her eyes

"I'm scared," she whispered
As she wants to hide
Into a back room where
She paints on a smile
She hears a sound
She hears a sound

It could have been love
It could have been anybody
Anybody, uh-oh
She waited for love
But there wasn't anybody
Around so she left
Town with the rock show

Keep it cool at the freakshow
Baby its a happy place
If you lose it, honey
Just take your time
Close his eyes

"Touch me," he whispered
As he walks to the light
From the window
There's visions of
A house in the night
He hears a sound
He hears a sound

It could have been love
It could have been anybody
Anybody, uh-oh
He waited for love
But there wasn't anybody
Around so he left
Town with the rock show

Hold her, tell her that you need her
Please undress her slowly, uh-oh
Never hold the girl too tightly
She can't breathe when you speak
Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh!

It could have been love
It could have been anybody
Anybody, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh
We waited for love
But there wasn't anybody
Around so we left
Town with the rock show

Rock show, rock show, rock show

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]]> ~beedawg007 It's about time fo' mah arrival http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/21670933/ http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/21670933/ Tue, 25 Nov 2008 20:04:13 PST

Bethany the First-Worthy

My super best friend's page

Thanks to *alterrnativeWRITING, for helping me with my CSS

Ah, dirrty (dirrty)
Filthy (filthy)
Nasty, you nasty (yeah)
Too dirrty to clean mah act up
If you ain't dirrty
You ain't here to partay (woo!)

Ladies (move)
Gentlemen (move)
Somebody ring the alarm
A fire on the roof
Ring the alarm (and I'm throwin' elbows)
Ring the alarm (and I'm throwin' elbows)
Ring the alarm (and I'm throwin' elbows)

Ooh, I'm overdue
Give me some room
I'm comin' through
Paid mah dues
In the mood
Me and mah girls gonna shake the room

DJ's spinnin' (show your hands)
Let's get dirrty (that's mah jam)
I need that, uh, to get me off
Sweat until my clothes come off

It's explosive, speakers are pumpin' (oh)
Still jumpin', six in the mornin'
Table dancin', glasses are crashin'
No questions, time for some action

Temperature's up (can you feel it?)
'Bout to erupt
Gonna get mah girls
Getcho boys
Gonna make some noise

Want to get rowdy
Gonna get a little unruly
Get it hired up in a hurry
Want to get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party
Sweat drippin' over mah body
Dance and getting just a little naughty
Want to get dirrty
It's about time for my arrival

Ah, heat is up
Ladies, fellas
Drop your cups
Body's hot
Front to back
Now move yo' ass
Hah, I like that

Tight hip huggers (low fo' sure)
Shake a little something (on the floor)
I need that, uh, to get me off
Sweat until mah clothes come off

Let's get open, cause a commotion (ooh oh)
We're still goin', eight in the mornin'
There's no stoppin', we keep it poppin' (oh)
Hot rocking, everyone's talkin'

Give it all you've got (give it to me)
Just hit the spot
Gonna get mah girls
Getcho boys
Gonna make some noise......

I could have gone on, but then this journal would have been hella long.

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]]> ~beedawg007 I met a possum http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/21653299/ http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/21653299/ Mon, 24 Nov 2008 18:27:50 PST

Bethany the First-Worthy

My super best friend's page

Thanks to *alterrnativeWRITING, for helping me with my CSS

HURHURHURHURHUR

Hello, one and everyone!

As you may have guessed by the *alterrnativeWRITING-happy links on the sidebar, this is not Bethany. This is Jessica, her super best friend. Bethany, a n00b to subscriptions, didn't understand the complex nature of the wild CSS, so she hired me, the CSS hunter, to help her out with this dangerous mission. And, crikey, I sure did manage, it, hm?

Due to my naturally helpful nature, I did assist her. It was pretty easy. Plus, this is quite the darling lil' CSS. I love me some octopi. Doesn't everyone? 'Cept those who eat octopi. They're all bad people.

Bethany, you're welcome for buying you a 3-month subscription. That's what she got for catching my 10 000 kiriban!

I pwn all y'all.

Marshman, out.

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]]> ~beedawg007 HOLY SHITTER TITTER! http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/21652116/ http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/21652116/ Mon, 24 Nov 2008 17:22:11 PST One word, SUBSCRIPTION!

Ohmiholyjesus, *alterrnativeWRITING bought me a subscription as a prize for getting her kiriban, I get pretty journals now!

_{FUCK YES!} ]]> ~beedawg007 Bonafide Assassin http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/21650772/ http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/21650772/ Mon, 24 Nov 2008 16:10:32 PST
For anyone who doesn't know, Assassin is a game where yo draw names and the person whose name you draw is the one who you assassinate. To assassinate them, you haveÂ get them alone and then choose a way to kill them, such as poking them with a pencil and calling it 'beaten with a blnt object' or tying a string around their neck and calling it a hanging.

Anyway, I am uber excited for school tomorrow when I will be assassinating her ass!

OH! BTW! If you assassinate someone, you are now responsible for assassinating their person.

]]> ~beedawg007 Oh, dear. http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/21577868/ http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/21577868/ Thu, 20 Nov 2008 07:44:04 PST
OH! Okay, I know what I wanna talk about,so now I don't have to ramble like I usually do while waiting for an idea to strike.

Anyway...I SAW QUANTUM OF SOLICE! Ohmiholyjesus. Daniel Craig is amazing, like super uber tres amazing and I love him. I think I screamed a little when the previews were over and the movie man said, "AND NOW, THE FEATURE PRESENTATION!"

The plot was a little hard to follow, but I didn't really notice because I was too busy staring at Danny boy. But, then, the plot of Casino Royale was tough to get at first to, bt after watching it a second time it all made sense.

The one thing that pissed me off about the flick, was that Bond didn't deliver his signature line, "Bond. James Bond." When it said that Daniel Craig wouldn't be saying it on the news one time, I flipped shit. That line embodies all James Bondness, how could they not include it?!

Oh, I also saw Passchendaele. Good movie, but hard as fuck to spell. I read the book beforehand and they did a very good job of sticking to the original storyline which made me happy.

I hate it when they decide to do a movie based on a book, key word being BASED because, sometimes, the only thing they leave the same is the character's names. Like Eragon, they fucked that one up good.

OH! Last minte thought! Another Way TO Die - Jack White and Alica Keys, it's from the movie and is a fabulous song. Jack White is amazing...so is Alicia, bt not in the same way as Jack.

]]> ~beedawg007 Oh, why thank you! http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/21427182/ http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/21427182/ Mon, 10 Nov 2008 18:48:49 PST
Uhm. Well, yeah. I think so.

I do enjoy a good cheesecake now and then, yes.

]]> ~beedawg007 What, ho? http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/21304081/ http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/21304081/ Mon, 03 Nov 2008 16:39:40 PST I also watched "How To Steal A Million" another one with Audrey Hepburn as well as Peter O' Toole. I loved that one too. So, I recommend you watch them both.
Please do. Great films, they are.

Holy Jesus. I had no idea how great Audrey Hepburn is. I want more. She's fantastic, really. Gosh. I love her.

OH! BTW! For anyone who pays attention to my journals, the job hunt was successul. I am now employed by The Bay!

]]> ~beedawg007 WANNAKNOWWAH?! http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/21220133/ http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/21220133/ Wed, 29 Oct 2008 16:22:58 PDT Tarnished-viewpoint DO IT NOW, s'il te plait!

Why are you still reading my journal, ho?! You should be on Savanna's page.

Anywho-ism....

"WHY DO YOU LEAVE ME SO UNSATISFIED!?!"

"We should probably get married now. Take this cross necklace as a symbol of my not sex!"

]]> ~beedawg007 OH HAI http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/21146229/ http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/21146229/ Fri, 24 Oct 2008 20:10:08 PDT
But, I am okay with that because back in the 90's, when they were cool, I loved them. Nick was my favourite. Everyone had a favourite, so don't give me that shit about liking them all equally because even my mom had favourite...

]]> ~beedawg007 BOOM SHAKALAKA http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/21132696/ http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/21132696/ Thu, 23 Oct 2008 21:15:19 PDT
So, here's how it works:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool...

MY RESULTS:

~Opening Credits:
You Ain't Much Fun Since I Quite Drankin' - Toby Keith

~Waking Up:
Ghost Riders In The Sky - Johnny Cash

~First Day At School:
Lay All Your Love On Me - Cast of Mamma Mia

~Falling In Love:
Mamma Mia - Meryl Streep

~Fight Song:
Think - Aretha Franklin

~Breaking Up:
When The Night Feels My Song - Bedouin Soundclash

~Prom:
Keeps Gettin' Better - CHRISTINA AGUILERA

~Life:
I Will Always Love You - Whitney Houston

~Mental Breakdown:
Word Play - Jason Mraz

~Driving:
Things That Never Cross A Man's Mind - Kellie Pickler

~Flashback:
It's All Coming Back To Me Now - Celine Dion. How perfect is that?

~Getting back together:
Going Under - Evanescence

~Wedding:
Bleeding Love - Leona Lewis. Well...

~Birth of Child:
Shake It - Metrostation. LO-FREAKIN-L!

~Funeral Song:
The Show Must Go On - Queen.

~Final Battle:
She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy - Kenny Chesney

~End Credits:
Hold On Tight To Your Dreams - ELO

Well, this sure has been informative.

]]> ~beedawg007 Ohmiholyjesus. http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/21116762/ http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/21116762/ Wed, 22 Oct 2008 19:39:51 PDT

Ohmiholyjesus I have to get a job.

It's sounds like I'm freaking out because I have to get off my ass and do something. But, it's not really the work part I am fucking nervous about. It's the applying that I'm shitting a chicken about. Talking to strangers scares the fuck out of me. Plus, the fact that my resume is somewhat lacking in words seems a little pathetic to me. AND, I have no idea what I'm doing. How exactly does one go about asking for employment? And I have to do it by myself. I could do it if I was with someone who was also applying, but right now that doesn't seem very likely...

Fuck, I'm scared

]]> ~beedawg007 Sha dah! http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/21069832/ http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/21069832/ Sun, 19 Oct 2008 19:31:26 PDT
If I invite a boy some night
To cook up a fine enchilada
Though Spanish rice is all very nice..."

If you can guess the song, you'll get something. I dun know what, but it'll be good. Though, this is a toughy, so I doubt anyone will get it. AND, if you search the lyrics in Google, I will hunt you down and yell at you for cheating. Unless you look them up because you have absolutely no idea what the song is and you're uber curious and have no intention of actually guessing. Then, I guess that'd be okay. Plus, if you did look up the lyrics I would have no idea that you did. Unless you're the kind of person who's into death metal or something like that, in which case, you obviously wouldn't have known the song. OR, maybe, your parents play this artist all the time and you know of it that way.But, anyway...

Someone better guess or it will make me feel insignificant.

]]> ~beedawg007 Oh, Paul. http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/20975317/ http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/20975317/ Mon, 13 Oct 2008 18:33:08 PDT Paul Newman was one hot piece of ass in his prime! And it makes me sad that he's died. I watched Cat On A Hot Tin Roof today and caught a quick glimpse of Paul Newman without his shirt on. My step-mom and I were like, "Whoa." I wish I could give him a big hug, same with Marilyn Monroe.

My sister and I were at The Bay yesterday and while my step-mom was chatting it up with some lady, we went and sniffed all of the perfumes. Now my hoodie kinda smells like a whore, but that's okay. Anyway, I saw the perfume Marilyn Monroe wore and freaked out a little. Then my sister was like, "Do you want mine? I have some at home." And I was like, "OKAY!" And she said, "You'd wear that?" Then I said, "If it would make me smell like Marilyn Monroe, I'd bathe in it." Totally straight-faced. My sister was a little surprised.

Anyway. Paul Newman was super cool. "I was conscious of looking at you, Paul Newman."

]]> ~beedawg007 YEEHAW! http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/20951638/ http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/20951638/ Sun, 12 Oct 2008 10:51:00 PDT
Thanks a lot!

]]> ~beedawg007 Salut, mes copains! http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/20847505/ http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/20847505/ Sun, 05 Oct 2008 18:17:23 PDT
For once in my entire dA life, I have absolutely nothing interesting to chat about in my journal. I'm not about to talk about what song I'm listening to, although I'm sure Savanna could guess it....It's like a writer's block, but worse. Worse in my opinion 'cause I don't write. Holy Moses.

Jeez. I feel really bad for spamming your message boxes with pointless journals. Wow. That is something that I can talk about!

Sometimes when I log on to deviantARt and it says that I have a heap o' messages and I get all excited, but they all end up being journals. Gets my hopes up. It did it to me just now, except this time it was the damn polls what did me in.

Maybe I could do something to make this journal worth reading and not have it waste your precious time while you check your messages.

You're a good person and I'm sure you smell real nice. Plus, if you're reading this, it means that you watch me or are just creeping my page....Anyway, in the event that you do watch me, YOU GET A HUG!

<---Right there. That was a hug for you.

I bet you feel a whole lot better now, eh?

]]> ~beedawg007 It's My Birthday! http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/20746931/ http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/20746931/ Mon, 29 Sep 2008 17:45:17 PDT
Does it ever bug you when people come up to you and say, "Hey, my birthday's in 126 days!" And usually they aren't even turning an epic age. 16, sure. 13, sure. 20, sure. But not 14. Who cares? Nothing cool happens when you turn 14. You're just a little older and can see 14-A movies. Plus, you've already become a man...you have nothing to look forward to.

Sorry if I just ruined your birthday for you. But, I'm pretty sure that I have no thirteen year old homies here on dA. Anyway, I was just reminded that this bugs me today when my friend told me it was 278 days 'til his birthday and I snapped.

You know who I think may be a little crazy? Celine Dion. I was watching Entertainment Tonight or something and they showed a short clip of an interview with Celine. She was kinda weird. They'd be talking about something and she'd start singing a song. This doesn't mean I still don't love me some Celine Dion. She's a classic. Actually, at this very moment I am listening to her belt out '

ower Of Love'.

I really feel like reading and listening to music at the same time. But, then my attention is divided and it'll take me twenty minutes to read a single page.

Know what I love? Making new friends on dA. I love the people who randomly watch you. They haven't commented on anything or faved any of your stuff. It's just like, BAM! WATCH'D! Which is fine with me. I love those people. Those people should be given some kind of award. I always watch them back because I feel obligated.

Know what's awesome? On Facebook, you can change your language to Pirate English. It is fucking amazing. It makes me feel special.

Do you ever notice how often I use the phrase 'know what'. I just realized how much I use it. Especially in this journal.

]]> ~beedawg007 Lay It On The Line http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/20726961/ http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/20726961/ Sun, 28 Sep 2008 15:41:21 PDT
Know what another good song is? Funkytown. I finally got around to downloading it today. I loves me some Funkytown. I want to go to Funkytown. Talk about it, talk about it, talk about it....

I'm cold. I had some soup, but I'm still cold. I was thinking about having a bath and then watching a movie dans ma chambre. You know, I think I will.

]]> ~beedawg007 Devious Journal Entry http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/20658713/ http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/20658713/ Wed, 24 Sep 2008 19:41:35 PDT I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike you. I think I realized it when I tripped on sesame seeds outside of Chicago and I saw you carve your initials into my mustard soufflÃ©. I'm sure you're senile enough to understand that there is no solution to this. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your photo as a memory. You should also know that I never liked to hate the Boston Celtics.

Good luck on your short-term leave from jail,
-Bethany

I tag: ~Black-Wolfe, ~sketchfanatic, ~Jace-Lyn, and :devDragonsChest.

RULES:
Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged. Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.

Dear (the last person who left a comment on your journal):
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12___,
-Your name-

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflÃ©
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?... ]]> ~beedawg007 Devious Journal Entry http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/20623993/ http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/20623993/ Mon, 22 Sep 2008 17:18:51 PDT
I don't really feel like trying to remember what I was typing. I do remember advertising Teen Girl Squad. LINK POUR VOUS -----> [link] Thank GROODNESS for 'em teen girls.

So, let's talk movies. I GOT TWO NEW ONES! Cat on a Hot Tin Roof AND The Maltese Falcon! YEEHAW! Aw well, Quantum of Solice is coming out, so is Twilight AND yet another Harry Potter.

My uncle used to call it Harry Pothead, and I only just got that. I used to picture a in wizard's robe with a pot on his head. I'm so naive sometimes, I can admit to it.

I am about to indulge in some Bavarian Wild Berry tea. Go Lipton! I like tea. Anyone else like tea? It depends on how I'm feeling that day, sometimes I go for a french vanilla instant coffee. Today, I'm a tea drinker.

Back to movies...SEX AND THE CITY comes on DVD tomorrow. My step-mom wouldn't let me see it in theatres 'cause she's square, but I thik she may let me rent it. I was going to argue that I'd seen worse, but then I thought perhaps that wouldn't be in my best interests. But, I'm sure there's much worse things in a half an hour episode of the show. I also know, to my great misfortune, that there a far worse things aired on Showcase on a Friday evening.

Any Eragon fans out there? Well, I just got Brisingr and it's alright so far. Keep in mind I am only 30-ish pages in and can't fairly judge if it's decent. I believe that the last egg will be green, I've just got a feeling.

TEA FOR ME!

Did anyone read the Chrysalids in school? That's what I'm reading in English. It's weird. This kid's a telepath, but society's like, "NO! YOU'RE DEVIATIONAL!" David has a friend with six toes, but she had to leave because that damn Allen saw her footprint! The bastard! David's uncle then started talking about how only women with six breasts can have babies. It's fucked.

You do realize, of course, that I'm only talking about retarded things, such as Chrysalids, in order to prolong my journal. It's what I do.

Know what I haven't listened to in a while? Panic At The Disco. It just started playing on iTunes, so I sang along. Know what else I haven't listened to in a while? BYOB. I think I'll listen to that next. Then maybe, Amercian Pie by Don Mclean. I love that song. I feel special 'cause I know all the words.

YEEHAW! BETHANY HAS AMERICAN PIE!

Ooh la la. The Bavarian Wild Berry is delish.

I have a question, journal readers, what is your favourite verse in American Pie? Technically, this only applies to the people who've listened to it, which may end up being no one. But, don't hesitate to download it! If you open up Limewire with good intentions, but end up downloading the condensed Madonna version, I might just have to disown you.

]]> ~beedawg007 HOMERUN HITTER!! http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/20608684/ http://beedawg007.deviantart.com/journal/20608684/ Sun, 21 Sep 2008 19:29:49 PDT
By Moses, I sure hope someone understands what in the poo I'm talking about.

]]> ~beedawg007