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                <title>cough cough  wheeze upcoming shows</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 21:50:56 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ run for the hills its H1N1 ,and chronic bronchitis , <br />and a few shows.<br /><br />so theres a groupshow in LA califonia (US) on december 11th at this place ; <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.ddrprojects.com/">[link]</a><br />(provided i can afford shipping) <br /><br />other than that i've got a solo show in ottawa ,ontario (CA) at this place ; <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://canteenlife.com/home.html">[link]</a><br />(the exact date of the thing is still being discussed , i'll be hiding out all winter getting ready for this one.)<br /><br />and in the new year , lord knows when , me and my friend kirsten ;<a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.hellokirsten.com/home.html">[link]</a> , will be doing a joint show in montreal quebec (CA) , i forget where the venue is that shes sending stuff to, i have a really bad memory. <br />look her up though , her stuffs great.<br /><br />the end.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>shows shows shows</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 31 Jul 2009 10:24:47 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ "Stendhal Syndrome is a psychosomatic illness that causes rapid heartbeat, dizziness, confusion<br /> and even hallucinations when an individual is exposed to art, usually when the art is particularly <br />ÂbeautifulÂ or a large amount of art is in a single place. The term can also be used to describe a<br /> similar reaction to a surfeit of choice in other circumstances, e.g. when confronted with <br />immense beauty in the natural world.<br /><br />It is named after the famous 19th century French author Stendhal who described his experience <br />with the phenomenon during his 1817 visit to Florence, Italy in his book Naples and Florence: <br />A Journey from Milan to Reggio."<br /><br /><br /><br />doesnt sound all that bad to me.<br /><br /><br />heres a list of shows coming up, tentatively ; <br />august 15th in ottawa at strathcona park , its a benefit for schyzophrenia i do every year with the lovely madison conlin <a href="http://madison0922.deviantart.com/">[link]</a> i'm not exactly sure this is the right date of the thing but i will update this if i got it wrong.<br />next is a groupshow in ottawa at Canteen , 238 dalhousie , oct 2nd ,with an intimidating lineup, good golly. thanks to juan carlos noria for getting me in there <a href="http://mejuan.deviantart.com/">[link]</a> much love.<br />after that <br />theres a show in LA  at ddr projects and toronto somewhere with them.ca and another in ottawa(hopefully) again, for which i dont have details for as of yet, going to try and get one in mtl too for the hell of it.<br /><br />see you guys there if i dont have a coronary first.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>12.25am</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 25 May 2009 21:26:26 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ i'm told a poster i did is going to be in 'the mirror' and 'voir' on thursday .<br />thems the free newspapers kids.<br />i think its either in the  toronto or montreal one ,  or both ... <br />anyways thats all this week, more posters to come and a new series of paintings too , <br />i usually stay the hell away from series , its not always necessarily a conscious effort to do so , anyhow, i'm trying something new out and its taking bloody forever to get right.<br />put some paste-ups around mtl, but i think theyre probably down by now, weird night of car alarms and pizza slices.didnt even get a picture of it . dang.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>new interview /shows</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 27 Jan 2009 16:14:39 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ "leap, and the net will appear."<br />                               -fridge magnet<br /><br /><br /><br />i hitched a ride to ottawa , big, big, capital city last week with 2$ in my pocket and have decided to stay a while.<br />somehow everything worked out, and i even  managed to come up with rent money . so there you have it kids. take chances , within reason of course. <br />gig coming up next month ; Sunday, February 1, 2009 at 10:00pm @ mercury lounge in ottawa ontario, its a groupshow , should be neato. <br /><br />i did an interview this week too if anyone want to have a look; <a href="http://beingquietlyloud.blogspot.com/">[link]</a><br /><br />until next time, <br /><br />DR<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>assbackwards broke and soaring</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 30 Oct 2008 22:05:22 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ "Boy set loose to fight cop <br />A Memphis police officer is recovering after being attacked at a gas station by two suspects and a 3-year-old. WMC reports."<br /><br />CNN.com<br /><br />           good god, i havent had the chance to sit at a computer and read the news in quite a while. i've had to go to this dirty world of warcraft dungeon down the street to use their internet , and sit next to weird folk watching porn at 2pm.i never stay any longer than i need to, though i have to say that in a strange way the place is  starting to grow on me. i'm a sucker for weird dives. and i do need to get out more.<br />show coming up on sunday if i can find a way to get my stuff down , thats, <br />sunday nov. 2nd @ the mercury lounge in ottawa Ont. <br /><br />october show(s) went well,we had a run in with the cops on one occasion,hilarity ensued .   didnt make it to toronto show , had a fever. long story. nevermind.<br />working on a pile of new stuff, but i'm putting off uploading for a while, it'll make more sense as a whole.i'm actually feeling pretty excited about this new stuff, i had a big huzzah/eureka last night at 5am <br /><br />also, my friend julia came up from toronto this weekend y'all go look 'er up <a href="http://JuliaSculia.deviantart.com/">[link]</a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>french-fries for breakfast is swell</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 29 Sep 2008 06:31:14 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ "FOUNTAIN, Colorado (AP) -- A Colorado teenager hired men to kill his mother so he could use her money to get breast implants for his girlfriend, police said."<br />                                                                                     <br />                                                                                                                                    - CNN.COM<br /><br />  great start to another weird week. i've got a week to paint for two shows, the bulk of my work is in toronto and ottawa Ont. oh well i needed some new stuff anyhow. i'll have to pull a tricky maneuver for both shows to work, but i'm used to this kind of thing by now.no time to write , need to get to work.<br /><br /><br /><br />go check out these super neato gals;<br /><br />kirsten mcree    <a href="http://artingstarvist.blogspot.com/">[link]</a><br /><br />pascale arpin   <a href="http://pascaleconspiracy.blogspot.com/">[link]</a><br /><br /><br /><br />upcoming shows:<br /><br /> oct 5th at mercury lounge in ottawa Ont.<br /> oct 7th at some crazy loft on ontario st. in montreal Qc. <br /><br />(addresses to be added later)<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>zzzzseptemberrrrrrrr</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2008 07:41:28 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ i've been up since 7.30 am when just a few days ago i was going to bed at 8am so my brain-meats are pudding . <br />few gigs coming up ;<br />   first one is on september 7th at the mercury lounge in ottawa ont., its an event called the ''freestyle olympics'' featuring the cream of the crop of ottawa talent.<br />  the second ones  on september 18th at the burroughs building in toronto ont., this one should be big, its the 'them.ca' 10th anniversary show. featuring these cats--<br /><a href="http://www.them.ca">[link]</a> <br /><br />i've been working my butt off making comics and all kinds of new goodies, hopefully i'll be able to upload them soon, keep those peepers peeled.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>shows etc</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 14 Jul 2008 14:20:27 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ moved into a new apartment in downtown montreal, the mountain is just down the street and boy is it a sight for sore eyes, the backyard is full of broken bottles ,the front window was kicked in on the eve of our move which was real nice of the previous tenants to do before taking off to toronto. unexpectedly a cat also came with the apartment, but he just happens to be the best kitty on earth, he roams about freely and sneaks in through open/broken windows and hangs around all day.if i sleep with the window open he's asleep on my bed in the morning. <br />in other news i'll be doing a few showings in ottawa Ont. in august, <br />one being at 470 queen mary street august 2nd @ 2pm-2am, byob. stop by if you're in the neighborhood<br />the other show is the annual benefit for schizophrenia at strathcona park which is on the 15th ,i think...<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>shows etc</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 14 Jul 2008 14:20:12 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ moved into a new apartment in downtown montreal, the mountain is just down the street and boy is it a sight for sore eyes, the backyard is full of broken bottles ,the front window was kicked in on the eve of our move which was real nice of the previous tenants to do before taking off to toronto. unexpectedly a cat also came with the apartment, but he just happens to be the best kitty on earth, he roams about freely and sneaks in through open/broken windows and hangs around all day.if i sleep with the window open he's asleep on my bed in the morning. <br />in other news i'll be doing a few showings in ottawa Ont. in august, <br />one being at 470 queen mary street august 2nd @ 2pm-2am, byob. stop by if you're in the neighborhood<br />the other show is the annual benefit for schizophrenia at strathcona park which is on the 15th ,i think...<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>rock and/or roll</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 20 Apr 2008 12:44:51 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ eating chocolate for breakfast was a mistake.<br />check out this video by my friend, rock and roller superstar; kieran blake,i'm in there on the bottom left kind of just nodding off.it had been a long day and the second hand smoke at the salvia place was making me drowsy.<a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=mVkFkYrOP5U">[link]</a><br />thats right.salvia.somehow they get away with selling the stuff at the shop.but they're scummy bastards and nobody likes them.<br />caught kieran and allie kell <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=354890838&MyToken=f3d1673f-a4ab-4d73-ab8c-b3cc5888b642">[link]</a> when they played a show at 111 roy st. last night, which is a really neat place if anyones ever in the area they should drop in and check it out.its an art gallery type joint with really friendly people running the place.<br />i'll be posting a whole lot of new paintings in the near future that i'll be putting up  at a few shows in the next few months.keep those eyeballs peeled.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>interview with upfront magazine</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 30 Mar 2008 12:14:30 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ i recently did an interview with ottawa ontario's upfront magazine --<a href="http://www.upfrontottawa.com/currentissue.pdf">[link]</a> (page 36)<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>links to things</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 05 Mar 2008 23:23:11 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://www.blacksheepbetty.com/">[link]</a><br /><br /><a href="http://popmontreal.com/">[link]</a><br /><br /><a href="http://tenant.net/Community/steal/index.html">[link]</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.myspace.com/drosteck">[link]</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.starvingarts.ca/contact.php">[link]</a><br /><br /><a href="http://curiousexpeditions.org/2007/10/miracle_beard.html">[link]</a><br /><br /><br />kudos to this guy:<br /><a href="http://wherethefuckismyyellowbrickroad.blogspot.com/2007_02_01_archive.html">[link]</a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>december </title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 28 Nov 2007 13:24:31 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ a gallery i'm in cahoots with, here in montreal just got a very decent revue, i wasn't mentioned but my paintings are in the pictures accompanying the article <br />
check it out(ps. its in french)--<a href="http://blogues.louloumagazine.com/schiltz/">[link]</a><br />
also this week, on staurday(dec.1st) i will be on st. Laurent blvd. (montreal) at 4602 selling paintings/drawings/t shirts with my friend Sienna Hanshaw between 11am to 5pm<br />
, so to anyone living in the area, feel free to drop by and say hi.<br />
in other news the good people at royal bank want me dead, but that is old news.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>shows shows shows</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 23 Sep 2007 00:54:27 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ next shows coming up soon , on September 27th at a new galley (in Montreal)<br />
called ;'black sheep betty' @ 4816 parc ave. 7pm - 9pm ,i'm being formally interviewed on the spot as a sort of introduction to the general public, there'll be live music & wine as well as non alcoholic beverages for all.<br />
next one after that is a group show in Hollywood California in December, <br />
more updates to come...<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 09 Aug 2007 16:12:18 PDT</pubDate>
                
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                <title>shazam</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 13 Jul 2007 21:04:56 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ we're in town barely a week and we're off again, to Quebec city this time , which at times is like one thousand nails scraping against a thousand blackboards.but it is a very beautiful place regardless.it just reminds me of my relatives,  purple haired sexagenarian banshees from Gatineau that reek of onions and cheap gravy mix.anyhow lots of good things coming up soon, i'll be in Ottawa on the 11th of august at strathcona park selling paintings with <a href="http://beaston.deviantart.com/">[link]</a> <a href="http://madison0922.deviantart.com/">[link]</a> and <a href="http://eugenerandall.deviantart.com/">[link]</a><br />
(graham ,madison and randy , in alphabetical order) if anyone wants to stop by and say hi or buy some stuff, between the three of us it should be prrretty decent.also in august will be the 'europe vs. canada' groupshow in vienna ,austia,(THANKS JUAN!!) at this place <a href="http://www.401rush.com/inoperable.html">[link]</a>  which should be pretty neat,featuring some great talent,again, if anyone lives around there i highly suggest you all drop in and have a look.i wont be there unfortunately due to my lack of photo identification.more shows to come in august and September in good old Montreal.<br />
hope everyone is well,<br />
-dietrich<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>zines</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 15 Jun 2007 21:54:55 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ started handing out zines today, gave the first one to my neighbour and the second one to ian MacKaye.<br />
pretty neat.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>fotolog</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 12 Jun 2007 21:46:03 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ fotolog!<br />
<a href="http://www.fotolog.com/dietrichr/">[link]</a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>late night crazy</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 06 May 2007 23:38:34 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ the toilet is clogged, it overflowed three times when i was on the phone the other day.the bottle of  bleach i poured in didn't help, eventually when the toilet overflowed again, the bleach ran across the bathroom floor  tiles and stained our seafoam bathroom rug pukey yellow.<br />
   i'm putting together a silly little book , in installments, drawings and years of journal entries.nothing too serious, keeps me busy when i cant sleep, that sort of thing.<br />
anybody want to buy some little book things?<br />
anybody know how to unclog a toilet?<br />
-d<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>choco christ</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 21 Apr 2007 11:55:49 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ anyone hear about that chocolate jesus ordeal?<br />
its old news by now,  but i only heard about it today.<br />
too funny.the easter bunny meets religion.<br />
read the article, <br />
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<a href="http://1010wins.com/pages/327596.php?contentType=4&contentId=392010">[link]</a><br />
<br />
confectionery Christ bahahaha<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>painter's colic</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 19 Apr 2007 15:02:06 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ feeling restless.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>jailbird</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 09 Mar 2007 18:07:38 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ so i'm currently locked inside my own apartment.some hidden mechanism must of rusted together, the doorknob no longer turns.we've had problems with our door before and they apparently fixed it by sending someone over to whack it a few times with a hammer and complain about his job.so i'm stuck here for now.no way out. if any of you ever think of signing a lease with a renting company in Montreal called '' placements sergakis'', run and don't look back,these people are a rare breed of vermin who more than likely eat their young and drink out of toilets.<br />
my landlord's S.U.V.'s tailpipe just earned itself a shiny new potato.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>published!</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 15 Feb 2007 10:23:27 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ i received an email today notifying me that some of my paintings would be used in an upcoming issue of The Lighthouse Wire in Kingston, <a href="http://clubs.myams.org/lighthouse/about.html">[link]</a> its great getting feedback , even better ,getting that kind of exposure.i've never even been to kingston....oh well.i find getting my name in print kind of funny, seeing it on hundreds of little flyers or whatever is weird to say the least.anyway, big thanks to the cats in kingston for showing interest .<br />
hope everyone is well,<br />
-d<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>schooly j</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 14 Jan 2007 18:50:09 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ everybody go look at her shit.<br />
<a href="http://schoolia.deviantart.com/">[link]</a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>west side</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 15 Dec 2006 21:07:11 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ i received a ticked to the seattle erotic arts festival but have no means to get there.therefore if any of you live on the west coast and would like a ticket, i'm open to intersting trades.<br />
come on people, wall to wall pornography.<br />
-d<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>any bright ideas</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 09 Dec 2006 11:56:57 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ i'm trying to find a way to harden cardboard so that it is no longer abble to bend or crumple.any thoughts? varnish? water and flour?some kind of miracle chemical that happens to be affordeable?<br />
-d<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~billyketchup</author>
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                <title>show on the 4th</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 25 Oct 2006 21:38:53 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ artshow here---  <a href="http://www.canvasmontreal.com/">[link]</a><br />
with these folks here---  <a href="http://www.starvingarts.ca/gallery.php">[link]</a><br />
including myself,on november fourth . if you're in the area, stop by and check it out.should be an interesting night.theres an auction at around noon i think, and the event goes on until midnight.although i might be wrong.<br />
<br />
-dietrich<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>stoned kids</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 10 Oct 2006 09:39:49 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ 'If a man has a stubborn and rebellious son who will not listen to the voice of his father or his mother,even when they punish him,his father and mother must take hold of him and bring him to the elders at the gate of his town.They shall say to the elders, "This son of ours is stubborn and rebellious. He will not obey us. He is a glutton and a drunkard."All the men of the town must then stone him to death. You must banish this evil from among you.'<br />
<br />
Deuteronomy 21:18-21<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>they slipped through the cracks</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 03 Sep 2006 17:45:38 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ an interesting week of discoveries,<br />
first off the new ikea catalogue we received in the mail containing a picture of a human penis photoshopped onto a dog.it was in the news look it up.<br />
<br />
<a href="http://adweek.blogs.com/adfreak/2006/08/new_ikea_catalo.html">[link]</a><br />
<br />
i'm sure someone got fired over that one.makes me happy to see these things being printed, much  like the stuff they had in disney movies before they re released most of their classics.<br />
<br />
<a href="http://www.snopes.com/disney/films/lionking.htm">[link]</a><br />
<br />
and then theres the michael jackson videogame that was released for sega genesis, i'm guessing in the early nineties.my god what were they thinking?the purpose of the game is to find small children , that hide in the trunks of cars, in closets,and in bushes.this game is in no way satirical.they were serious.<br />
<br />
<a href="http://www.consoleclassix.com/gameinfo_michaeljacksonsmoonwalker_gen.html">[link]</a><br />
<br />
just a few strange things i stumbled upon this week that made me smile.along with Hard Gay.a japanese television...person.if youtube ever comes back online i highly suggest you look into it.<br />
<br />
sincerely,<br />
dietrich rosteck ]]></description>
                <author>~billyketchup</author>
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                <title>...will dance for bananas</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 08 May 2006 21:59:52 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ dance monkey dance. ]]></description>
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                <title>FREE DRINKS(haha.just kidding)</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 13 Apr 2006 16:42:53 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ big up to:<br />
<a href="http://karnige.deviantart.com/">[link]</a><br />
for getting a bunch of us a gig at babylon saturday april 22nd.<br />
if you live in the area, stop by should be fun.<br />
<br />
featuring artwork by:<br />
<a href="http://beaston.deviantart.com/">[link]</a><br />
,MEGA and SBERK, who arent on deviantart.com, and some other cats too.oh, and me too.<br />
<br />
...so come on down and hit the sauce with us.<br />
<br />
<br />
 <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/community.gif" width="57" height="24" alt=":community:" title="Community; what deviantART is all about!" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/d/drunk.gif" width="25" height="28" alt=":drunk:" title="Drunk" /> ]]></description>
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                <title>...</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 28 Feb 2006 11:19:22 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ as seen on them.ca<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 04 Feb 2006 23:08:54 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ new paintings up at Norml (41 1/2 william st. ) in the market.they'll be up until march 15th.i'm painting under the name 'bowen'.<br />
<br />
some of the paintings are in the gallery section on this page.<br />
go buy them now.<br />
go<br />
what are you waiting for? ]]></description>
                <author>~billyketchup</author>
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                <title>if you live in ottawa...</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 09 Jan 2006 00:16:05 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ come check out some new paintings i have up at Norml (41 1/2 william st. ) in the market.they'll be up for about a month.i'm painting under the name 'bowen'.<br />
go buy some paintings.now.i'm hungry.thanks.<br />
i'll be posting the new peices up in the gallery section here sooner or later, so...if you dont feel like going outside,or you live outside of ottawa, you'll get to see the new stuff soon enough.hooray.hooray.hooray.<br />
i cant sleep. ]]></description>
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