deviantART: by:bonerhole http://search.deviantart.com/?q=by:bonerhole&section=today deviantART RSS for by:bonerhole en-us Copyright 2009, deviantART.com Wed, 25 Nov 2009 23:55:11 PST deviantART.com http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss http://s.deviantart.com/minish/widgets/apple-touch-icon-precomposed.png R.I.P. http://bonerhole.deviantart.com/journal/24791309/ http://bonerhole.deviantart.com/journal/24791309/ Sat, 16 May 2009 17:27:09 PDT
I woke up yesterday morning to find my mother unresponsive in the living room. I called 911 and they came, did what they had to, but there really was nothing they could do, as I knew she was already gone when I found her.

Needless to say, there will be no art for some time to come. I know I saw that shit a lot, but with all that's going on, there's just no way to be able to put any time into such things.

]]> ~bonerhole SOOOOO... http://bonerhole.deviantart.com/journal/24314830/ http://bonerhole.deviantart.com/journal/24314830/ Sat, 18 Apr 2009 20:27:14 PDT Does anyone out there know anybody who has this condition?

Secondly, With my girlfriend moving in, working a couple jobs, and all the fun yard work that comes with summer, I am gonna be busy as hell for the next month or so, so and drawings I could be doing will be on hold eeeeeevennnn looooonnngeeerrrr. >=O

]]> ~bonerhole JEBUS!! http://bonerhole.deviantart.com/journal/23965571/ http://bonerhole.deviantart.com/journal/23965571/ Mon, 30 Mar 2009 09:49:32 PDT
That is all.

]]> ~bonerhole GAIA AVATARD SHIZZ + UPDATE http://bonerhole.deviantart.com/journal/23752351/ http://bonerhole.deviantart.com/journal/23752351/ Tue, 17 Mar 2009 18:29:29 PDT

[link]

The snow is almost gone and I am limiting my time on the interbuttz, so I am becoming more active, removing a lot of clutter around the house and in my head... spring cleaning, as it were. I have begun drawing again. Only smaller doodles as of now, but I am hoping I can keep it going. It'd be nice to finish something snazzy, for a change. O_O

]]> ~bonerhole WHO ARE YOU... http://bonerhole.deviantart.com/journal/23580505/ http://bonerhole.deviantart.com/journal/23580505/ Sat, 07 Mar 2009 19:10:18 PST
I bet yer prolly wondering why I am so inactive these days, eh? Or not, whatever. Basically it all boils down to these simple reasons:

1. I don't have any urge to draw.
2. I don't feel like being social.
3. I have overdosed on the interbuttz.

I am burned out, so I am on an indefinite hiatus. I still pop in from time to time, but you won't see much of me in any sort of creative way for a while to come, I reckon.

]]> ~bonerhole A RAFFLE TO HELP SOME PEOPLE OUT! http://bonerhole.deviantart.com/journal/22378713/ http://bonerhole.deviantart.com/journal/22378713/ Sat, 03 Jan 2009 17:15:14 PST :iconmechangel2002: is holding a raffle for herself and a friend in need, so why don't you all get you buns over there and see if you can help out?!

[link]

GO FORTH AND SPREAD THE WORD!!!!

I'll update about my reason for lack of art later.

]]> ~bonerhole LAMENESS IS A REQUIREMENT http://bonerhole.deviantart.com/journal/20857838/ http://bonerhole.deviantart.com/journal/20857838/ Mon, 06 Oct 2008 12:52:51 PDT Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

So yesh, as anyone knows (and if you don't you will... right now), I love terrible horror/slasher, sci-fi, and action movies, from the 80's especially. Crap like Killer Klowns from Outer Space, Undefeatable, Sleepaway Camp, Chopping Mall, Deadly Friend, Puppet Master and so on. Ya know, crap that's so bad, it's good.

So point is, my girlfriend and I want you to give us some suggestions on some sweet garbage we can enjoy together. Have at it!

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]]> ~bonerhole THE GREATEST THING EVER http://bonerhole.deviantart.com/journal/19869490/ http://bonerhole.deviantart.com/journal/19869490/ Sun, 10 Aug 2008 12:59:32 PDT Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

You know you wish you were this cool... Congrats to :iconworld-o-filth: for being the first to have my work inked on him! Woot!



:D :D :D :D :D :D

-OLD STOOFS-


Heheheheheheeeeeeehhhhhhhh...

I was tagged by both :iconkimikochan96: and :iconbluedaydream89: back in like, April. Ha! So I am gonna do it now cuz I be bored.

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Ben
2. Bunny (only my mom can call me that, unless you wanna get raped, son!)
3. Dr. Phil

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU'VE HAD:
1. bonerhole
2. MtHeDiD
3. -

I only go by those two names.

THREE THINGS YOU'VE DONE IN THE LAST 33 MINUTES:
1. Ate chips
2. Listened to music
3. Farted

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My strong sense of loyalty.
2. I have the physical endurance of an ox.
3. I have a strong sense of duty and honor. Even though it can be a real hindrance and cause me a lot of self imposed grief, overall, it's a definite positive in my eyes.

THREE THINGS YOU DISLIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Next to no self worth.
2. I freak out rather easily, as some of you already know. Heh... ^^;
3. Friggin' lazy as hell. No real ambitions anymore...

THREE PARTS OF YOUR ORIGINS:
1. Sperm
2. Ovum
3. Sexual relations.

THREE THINGS YOU'RE AFRAID OF:
1. Incapacitation/Withering/Paralysis.
2. Losing the rest of my mind.
3. Being forgotten/Abandoned.

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. Family Guy shirt.
2. Cut off shorts.
3. Ze glasses.

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Food and drink.
2. Air.
3. Teal.

THREE IMPORTANT OBJECTS:
1. My brain.
2. This stupid computer...
3. Tampons. Gotta have tampons amirite?

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS:
1. Converge
2. The Locust
3. Genghis Tron

THREE WAYS TO BE HAPPY:
1. -
2. -
3. -

I couldn't tell you.

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
1. -
2. -
3. -

Too difficult to choose. :|

THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
1. ;)
2. :-O
3. :omg:

Perfect censorship! :D

THREE THINGS YOU REGRET:
1. -
2. -
3. -

No time to waste on regrets, sir.

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. Acceptance.
2. Loyalty.
3. Humor.

THREE IMPORTANT THINGS YOU'VE GIVEN TO THE WORLD:
1. -
2. -
3. -
~bonerhole BUMHOLES http://bonerhole.deviantart.com/journal/19742663/ http://bonerhole.deviantart.com/journal/19742663/ Sat, 02 Aug 2008 20:54:26 PDT Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

So yesh... I decided to start posting some photos in my gallery here because for one, I haven't drawn anything in ages. Secondly, I am interested in improving my skills in this area. And lastly, I am way too damn lazy to maintain two accounts on here. XD

For now, I will be keeping it to bugs and crap like that. Why? Because that's what I'm interested in, son! Also, I live in the middle of nowhere, so it's an easy place to start. No myspacey garbage. No pics of family reunions. None of that, so no worries there, right?

I'll try to get back into drawing, so you aren't deprived of any saggy boobs, puke and the like, but we'll see where it goes from here.

On a side note, the ho from the last journal has since left me alone. I'm rather disappointed in her lack of resolve... I'll miss her inane, abusive banter... Oh, well.

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]]> ~bonerhole DUMB BITCH LULZ http://bonerhole.deviantart.com/journal/18634253/ http://bonerhole.deviantart.com/journal/18634253/ Mon, 02 Jun 2008 19:34:46 PDT Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

TEH INTERNETZ IS SERIOUS BIZINEZZZZZ... son

[20:09] hyperferrari: Why gentle innocent people like my mother wind up dying in pain while jerks and douchebags like you survive scott free is beyond me...I'll have to fix that one day.
[20:09] MtHeDiD: wow lol
[20:10] hyperferrari: You keep laughing
[20:10] hyperferrari: I'll fix it one day.
[20:10] hyperferrari: Get rid of all of you. So no innocents will have to deal with douchebags like you and your friends.
[20:12] MtHeDiD: i admire your passion
[20:12] hyperferrari: Don't you dare mock me.
[20:13] MtHeDiD: mockery isnt the name of the game
[20:13] hyperferrari: Figures a person like you would think this is a game.
[20:13] MtHeDiD: it's a figure of speech >.>
[20:14] hyperferrari: Doesn't matter what it is
[20:14] MtHeDiD: holding grudges isnt healthy
[20:14] hyperferrari: Don't tell me what's healthy for me. You aren't my doctor.
[20:16] MtHeDiD: could have sworn...
[20:18] hyperferrari: Laugh and mock me all you want. Just don't be surprised when I come knocking on your door one day.
[20:18] MtHeDiD: i'd greet you with a hug
[20:19] hyperferrari: The most heartless of people kill others with kindness. You know what you're doing you jerk, but you're not gonna fool me.
[20:19] MtHeDiD: are you bi-polar or something?
[20:20] hyperferrari: Are you?
[20:20] MtHeDiD: noes
[20:20] hyperferrari: Assume what you wish. It's you who's making the ass of yourself.
[20:27] hyperferrari: You'll get what little you deserve. Just you wait. You will pay.
[20:28] MtHeDiD: you could be spending this energy on so many more positive things
[20:29] hyperferrari: Quit acting like you're such a good person
[20:29] hyperferrari: You're just a sorry excuse for one. That's all you are.
[20:30] MtHeDiD: you really know nothing about me
[20:31] hyperferrari: I don't need to know anything about you
[20:31] MtHeDiD: then how can you make such bold statements?
[20:31] hyperferrari: I saw enough from you to know you're a complete and total jerk. And you will pay.
[20:31] MtHeDiD: get over yourself
[20:32] hyperferrari: I am over myself.
[20:32] MtHeDiD: no, you arent
[20:32] MtHeDiD: you're expressing self-righteousness on a profound level
[20:33] hyperferrari: Don't tell me what I am and what I aren't
[20:35] MtHeDiD: >.>
[20:37] hyperferrari: I've seen you're a bastard and a jerk of the worst kind.
[20:37] MtHeDiD: how many people have i killed?
[20:37] MtHeDiD: or raped
[20:37] hyperferrari: Who knows?
[20:37] MtHeDiD: or financially ruined
[20:37] hyperferrari: You coulda killed thousands
[20:37] hyperferrari: All those "homeless" people you "enjoy helping"
[20:38] hyperferrari: You're not anything special
[20:38] MtHeDiD: if i've killed thousands, then yes, i am
[20:38] hyperferrari: Don't mock me you bastard.
[20:38] MtHeDiD: you bring it on yourself
[20:38] hyperferrari: Go die someplace
[20:39] hyperferrari: Hope someone rapes and kills you
[20:39] hyperferrari: leaves you to rot in a ditch
[20:39] MtHeDiD: now whos a jerk?
[20:39] hyperferrari: The bastard gets their just desserts
[20:39] hyperferrari: that's all
[20:39] hyperferrari: it's what you deserve for what you've done to me
[20:40] MtHeDiD: and it's what you would be deserving of, given what you've done to my friend and what you've said of innocent people i am associated with
[20:41] hyperferrari: Look it's not my problem your friend's an ignorant person who prefers to run around saying "Niggah"
[20:41] hyperferrari: maybe we all should start killing her people and racially calling them names just a touch more than Americans usually do.
[20:41] MtHeDiD: a joke is a joke
[20:42] hyperferrari: A stupid statement is still stupid
[20:42] hyperferrari: No right to say what she said
[20:42] hyperferrari: and it's not my fault
[20:42] MtHeDiD: who made you the judge and jury?
[20:42] hyperferrari: and ignorant human
[20:42] hyperferrari: like yourself
[20:42] hyperferrari: supports that
[20:42] hyperferrari: Go die from AIDS
[20:42] MtHeDiD: i'm busy next week, so that'll have to wait
[20:43] hyperferrari: stop hanging out with your friend and spreading crap like that around
[20:43] hyperferrari: stop poisoning the minds of people
[20:43] hyperferrari: Such a dumb girlfriend you have
[20:43] hyperferrari: a dumb friend
[20:43] hyperferrari: a sorry excuse for a family
[20:43] hyperferrari: and that's all you'll have
[20:43] hyperferrari: 'cause it's what someone like you deserves
[20:45... ]]> ~bonerhole NON-EXISTENT http://bonerhole.deviantart.com/journal/18391203/ http://bonerhole.deviantart.com/journal/18391203/ Sun, 18 May 2008 22:28:04 PDT Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

As if you haven't already gathered, this account is basically in a long state or dormancy. I am working 7 days a week and have no time for anything artistic, so keep you shirt on (or take it off, whatever), I'll be back to drawing and crap at some point in the future. :heart:

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]]> ~bonerhole SHIZZ! http://bonerhole.deviantart.com/journal/17896009/ http://bonerhole.deviantart.com/journal/17896009/ Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:55:42 PDT Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

I'm pretty inactive around here these days, but I can tell you there is a new drawing in the works. OMG, right? I got tagged a couple times, but those will happen next time. Anyhoot...

Since I'm lazy as hell, I'mma dole out those feautures 10 at a time. LoL

:iconcyanide-rat:


:icon2damnedraven:


:iconanjiruookami:


:icontenshinchigi:


:iconlittleartemis:
http://bonerhole.deviantart.com/journal/17442651/ Fri, 21 Mar 2008 12:55:14 PDT

]]> ~bonerhole COMMENT FEATURE DEALY AND A PLUG http://bonerhole.deviantart.com/journal/17269732/ http://bonerhole.deviantart.com/journal/17269732/ Mon, 10 Mar 2008 11:26:39 PDT Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting


I commented in a few journals to get a bit of shameless promotion, so as you should all know by now, you comment here, you get featured, but you have to do the same. Sooooooooo... because I was in several journals, im upping the ante to the first 20 who comment here will be featured in my next entry. =O

-COMMISSION PLUG-

:iconcyanide-rat: is open for some commission work if you're interested. :D She's taking some time off from school to make some much needed scratch and any help would be welcomed! [link]




-STILL OPEN FOR WORK-

:iconannubrius::iconthedancingemu:

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]]> ~bonerhole TAGGED, PLUGS, JUNK http://bonerhole.deviantart.com/journal/16991080/ http://bonerhole.deviantart.com/journal/16991080/ Thu, 21 Feb 2008 10:23:14 PST Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

Ok! So the last poll shows that you are indeed interested in seeing my older stuff. I think I will be posting them as normal deviations and then moving them to scraps. I would just post them in scraps, but only like, 5 of you actually pay any attention to my scraps, so yuh... You should really keep an eye on people's scraps though. There's a lot of sweet stuff in thar!

And I was gang raped with tags by :iconlittleartemis:, :iconemeraldwolf77: and :iconim-so-c-o-l-d:, so here ya be... and why does firefox recognize "iconemeraldwolf77" as a word, but not firefox?

8 shitty facts about meh, as if you couldn't get enough!

1. I fucked my right ankle up as a kid while jumping off the dock at the family's lake cabin and to this day, it still randomly aches.

2. I used to be a hypochondriac and am still a germaphobe. I wash my hands a lot, avoid sick people, distance myself from anyone who coughs and don't like little kids touching my stuff.

3. I'm rather overprotective of my female friends.

4. My nights are generally filled with disturbing images, grizzly deaths and cute baby animals. ^.^

5. I grew up on what I dub the "Farm from Hell". You name a farm animal and I can pretty much guarantee you I have a disturbing tale for you. =P

6. I'm rather picky about what I eat and tend to avoid eating weird herbs and plants because I'm paranoid I may have an allergic reaction. LoL

7. I collect old video games and think people who use emulators are cheap bastards. I also believe the greater majority games these days suck and are completely devoid of any sort of challenge and sense of accomplishment upon completion. Annnnnnnd if you disagree with me, you're a dipshit!

8. I love the word dipshit, you dipshits!

So I have a few plugs this time for you fine folks to check out.

First off is :iconannubrius:. She's primarily anthro and looking for some work and also has a pretty sweet "Nyphylum" dealy that she's doing that I may take part in at some point.

Ze samples!





Secondly is :iconnimblebun:. She's developing a style which she's dubbed "Bun style" and I happen to likes it muchly. :P She's just opened up $5 commissions to help pay for her sick bunnies' medicine and will be open for some full commissions soon. Give it a look see!

http://bonerhole.deviantart.com/journal/16767721/ Thu, 07 Feb 2008 10:15:27 PST Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

Seeing as how I'm pretty inactive around here these days (the shit'll get done, I swear!), I have decided to start featuring people who are in need of some extra attention and are open for commissions. :)

Anyway, if you or anyone you know is taking commissions and would like to get a little extra push, let me know and I'll help spread the word around. Also, why not give us a good reason as to why you needs the moneh? College, moving, exploring Uranus... that sort of shit. :thumbsup:

So here's my first plug... =P

=thedancingemu has pretty damn awesome watercolor/marker skeelz. Though she sticks primarily to fantasy, which I feel is an over saturated genre here, her use of color and attention to detail makes her really stand out from the rest. She's saving up for a move, so let's help her out, yo! :highfive:

El examples-o!





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]]> ~bonerhole FUGG! http://bonerhole.deviantart.com/journal/16416954/ http://bonerhole.deviantart.com/journal/16416954/ Tue, 15 Jan 2008 12:29:06 PST Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

So anyway, I've been dealing with a bout of depression the last few weeks. In and out and all that jazz. Needless to say, I haven't been very productive artistically, but have taken up cooking as a means to give me something to do and I'm getting pretty damn good at it, yo. Anyone up for grilled cheese? LOLOLOLOLOLOL but seriously... it'd be the best damn sammich you've ever friggin' had. >.>;;

I am slooooowly working on a couple new things and maybe I'll actually get around to finishing them as well...

Also, I am in the process of switching over to new models and a new make-up artist/photographer. That's pretty sweet, right? =O

More to come soon-ish... ;)

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]]> ~bonerhole OUT WITH THE OLD, IN WITH THE NEW OLD http://bonerhole.deviantart.com/journal/16041944/ http://bonerhole.deviantart.com/journal/16041944/ Sat, 22 Dec 2007 10:08:17 PST Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

First off (and it's a little delayed), if ya hadn't noticed, Mister Splashy Pants beat everyone's asses! Sure, there were forums and crap all over the webbernetz, but we'll take full credit for this. =P

Anyhoot. this entry is just to inform you fine folks of a few things. Yes, I am working on new stuff, it's just gonna be a lil' while longer. And yes, for those of you who have been into my make-up designs, there is another one in the works.

Lastly, I went ahead and rescanned and resized all of my older works in my gallery with the exceptions of Kitsune, Infested and Gimme Yo' Titties due to the fact that I don't have the originals. So now they all look much more smexy and less like crap, although in some instances the old expression, "you can't polish a turd" applies.

Looking back on some of them, especially Four Wings of the Fallen and Vesper, it got me thinking that I may redo them at some point. I just don't think my skill level at the time really did them any justice... We'll see.

Snowman


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]]> ~bonerhole ARGH! WHAT THE FUCK?! http://bonerhole.deviantart.com/journal/15839804/ http://bonerhole.deviantart.com/journal/15839804/ Fri, 07 Dec 2007 19:56:51 PST Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

Have any of you been having issues with this stupid fucking site recently? Like, more shit than what we usually have to deal with here.

We all know how slow this slug can be and have had our fair share of all those damn spammers, but now this site... it's almost impossible for me to navigate this turd.

For starters, I'm constantly being told I have 2 messages in my inbox, which aren't there. Nothing new here, it's been like this for a while and others have had the same thing happen with them.

Secondly, and again, this is quite common. Getting the good ol "timed out" or "connection has been reset" screens. Just today I have started to see a lot of "Bad Request" along with "File Not Found" screens as well.

Let's not forget how fun it can be trying to post a comment and then having to wait til nothing happens. Remember kids, if you want to post a comment, type it in, copy your message then hit send. If it gets lost, make sure you go check the page you posted it on cuz it may have actually gone through without you knowing. =P
If it hasn't gone through paste dat shit.

More annoyances arise when I am getting randomly logged out or being told I have to be a member to do this or that. And finally I have been losing my subscription at random. I come on here to find my page is filled with all sorts of advertising and shit everywhere and all the good stuff that people without subs get to deal with.

It's fucking retarded for people to be paying for this stuff when nothing works properly. :X

And as a kicker, the first time I posted this damn journal, it didn't even show up on my front page. =D

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]]> ~bonerhole MISTER SPLASHY PANTS!!! http://bonerhole.deviantart.com/journal/15640085/ http://bonerhole.deviantart.com/journal/15640085/ Fri, 23 Nov 2007 18:54:37 PST Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

Oi! There is a whale naming competition going on and Mister Splashy Pants is way behind in the runnings... losing to stupid garbage with deep, powerful meanings behind them. Bleh!

How about we all go there and give the true champ, Mister Splashy Pants the support he deserves, huh? Go here and cast your vote now!!!

[link]

Go forth and spread the word! Time's running short, so do your duty, if ya know what's good for ya... and the whales. Think of the whales. :nod:

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]]> ~bonerhole WHERE'S THE ART, FAG? http://bonerhole.deviantart.com/journal/15471433/ http://bonerhole.deviantart.com/journal/15471433/ Sun, 11 Nov 2007 22:21:43 PST Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

My apologies for the lack of art being posted up here. I've been both busy and feeling shitty, so once things calm down, I'll get back on top of things.

Also, I'd like to point you in the direction of my scrapheap. I've posted a couple things in there and I'll be taking some time away from my more "serious" art and will be practicing with colors and digital crud. Unless they turn out exceptionally well, they will be posted in the heap.

So anyhoot... A question for you fine folks. In your opinion, what makes an art art and an artist an artist?

]]> ~bonerhole HUUUUURRRRRRRRMMMMMM... http://bonerhole.deviantart.com/journal/15209244/ http://bonerhole.deviantart.com/journal/15209244/ Wed, 24 Oct 2007 22:31:58 PDT Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

Has anyone else been getting spammed with notes from all these fucking sites tryna sell your shit and all this crap as much as I have been? I've gotten three notes just today from various asswipes...

ANYWAY... >.>

So I was thinking... If I were to open up an alternate account that would focus on photographs, would any of you be interested in seeing them? I'm still a noob and I don't have anything groundbreaking, mostly just berries and shit at the moment, but I have a lot of ideas that I may make some attempts to execute at some point in the (near?) future. Or should I just hold off until I have some more substantial photos to display?

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd...
For your viewing displeasure, here's my fat dog rippling towards me...


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]]> ~bonerhole SO ANYWAY... http://bonerhole.deviantart.com/journal/15034894/ http://bonerhole.deviantart.com/journal/15034894/ Fri, 12 Oct 2007 19:59:34 PDT Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

After some talkin' with =sparkpenguin, I got to thinking...

In light of dA's new age restrictions on the viewing of mature content, I would like to know what you personally deem mature and also where do you draw the line as to what's too much or simply unacceptable?

]]> ~bonerhole ONE LAST TAG, THEN I'M DONE. http://bonerhole.deviantart.com/journal/14768852/ http://bonerhole.deviantart.com/journal/14768852/ Mon, 24 Sep 2007 07:41:52 PDT Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeaahhhhhhhhhh... I'm pretty much tagged out, so I won't be doing anymore for quite a while here. Right after the last journal, I was tagged by :iconim-so-c-o-l-d: and :iconvergilsharky: So I shall do that then be done. =P

8 MORE WORTHLESS FACTS ABOUT MEH!

1. I am physically incapable of belching.

2. I am quite the picky eater. If something has been sitting out too long, doesn't look right or if someone would happen to breathe on my food, chances are I won't eat it. Which leads me to...

3. I have this thing with people breathing on or near me. I happen to like me some personal space and if I can feel your breath, you are too damn close! This one time at a gas station, an old dude was seriously right behind me and I could feel his labored breath on the back of my neck... I had to fight the urge to elbow him and tell him to back the fuck up.

4. I got shitty grades in art class when I went to school. =P

5. Whenever a friend of mine tells me they don't feel well or that something is amiss with their body, I assault them with a battery of questions about what symptoms they have and all that shizz. I wanted to be a doctor for the longest time, but I know for a fact I wouldn't be able to cope with losing a patient, so now I just study diseases and shit as a hobby. Plus the fact that I'm a germaphobe doesn't help matters much. :P

6. I have a morbid fascination with parasites. Especially the ones who go into the hosts brain and take over. :giggle:

7. I haven't vomited in around 14 years. Anyone who has never puked, my hat goes off to you and deep down I wonder if you're really just a giant rat... >.>
<.<
>.>

8. My rignt nad hangs lower than my left one. ;P

So there ya have it, peoples.
And yes, I am working on a new drawing... It's sexy! :D

]]> ~bonerhole WELL, AREN'T I A POPULAR ONE? http://bonerhole.deviantart.com/journal/14367516/ http://bonerhole.deviantart.com/journal/14367516/ Mon, 27 Aug 2007 15:54:26 PDT Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

Okay! Okay! I give!

TAGGED BY...
:iconpaperdollxdecays::iconimxanxillusion::iconnell-fallcard::iconkorn13blind::icondee-sama:

More weird facts you didn't need to know! I added a few more cuz of so many tags...:w00t:

1. I have no problem with doing monotonous tasks like sorting, filing and doing inventory.

2. I chew gum rather frequently and I've recently lost 12 pounds. Coincidence?

3. I get my best thinking done on the toilet. :lol:

4. With the exception of a select few, I have a tendency to talk with people everyday, then just fall silent and not talk to them for months on end. I suck.

5. Oftentimes, I find myself oscillating between who I am now and the me of yesteryear (two very different people). I still haven't reached a balance.

6. Wandering aimlessly in the woods for hours on end is something I really enjoy doing. :D

7. The amount of fireworks I have amassed in my room is enough to level this place. No joke!

8. Although I still play the newfangled video games, I prefer the old school shizzzzzzz over this crap.

9. I collect swords! :katana: (for Joana =P)

10. Even though I'm not a religious person, I read a lot of stuff on religion.

11. I happen to produce a lot of mucous, so I have to clear my throat a lot. It's as sexy as it sounds. :nod:

12. I eat when I'm bored.

13. I'm very afraid of wasting away or becoming incapacitated and unable to care for myself.

14. I can't handle spicy foods very well, so I avoid them.

15. I used to think zombies were real... but then again, who says they aren't? >.>
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There ya go! I hope you're all enlightened and whatnot.

I'm not tagging anyone wiff this here dealy.

I'll get to drawing something new very soon, I swear! =O

]]> ~bonerhole MUSIC WHORE!! http://bonerhole.deviantart.com/journal/12275949/ http://bonerhole.deviantart.com/journal/12275949/ Wed, 21 Mar 2007 19:00:31 PDT Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

Hey peoples!

I'm bored and have nothing interesting to say so I'll ask a favor of you. I want you to tell me 3 bands you would like me to check out.

Please note, I said music, not crap... so pop, country and rap will be shat upon. Thankies. :spank:

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