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                <title>Wazzzzup y'all?</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 14 Nov 2009 15:30:46 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Sssso, just a random journal going on here. Yyyeah.<br /><br />But yeah, wazzup peeps?<br /><br />Not much goin' on here in good ol' Em Dee. Raining a lot. Still obsessing over Glee. Also gotten back into watching Nancy Drew walk throughs (<a href="http://kri95neo.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/k/r/kri95neo.gif" alt=":iconkri95neo:" title="kri95neo"/></a> the guy who does all the ones I watch posted a Layton walk through~ Gonna watch it when I'm done with the ND one so I can relive it~)<br /><br />OH also I'm taking photo in school. When I make the working prints of the project that I just finished I might post one or two of them. Just a heads up~ There's this really awesome one of a stuffed rabbit. Looking out a window. It seems really inspirational. Also one of ice cream.<br /><br />So yeah. That's...that. <br /><br />Also Twitter = GET. I caved and got a Twitter. I NEVER update it, but if you wanna...I dunno follow me or something? It's LexieRichmond <br /><br />...Yeahthat'sit.<br /><br />(psst Saku-box I'm crashing your place next Friday possibly. Also please to be picking up the pace? Please? I ruv you~)<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>DONNN</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 13:11:43 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ It's almost halloweeeen~<br /><br />...Karp. This means my crazy mind is probably going to make me draw a halloween pic.<br />...FFFFFF.<br /><br />Anyways, this is just a random update journal. <br /><br />Recently I've been listening to a lot of Spanish music. I...don't really know why. I just am. The best thing is that I can actually understand bits of it. It's awesome.<br /><br />Also, I know I'm late and there are already 8 episodes out, but I'm obsessssssed with Glee. Ffff.<br /><br />Soyeah haha. That's it.<br /><br />WAZZZUPPP, people?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>JOIN MEEeeee</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 23 Aug 2009 06:48:51 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://butter0lexie.livejournal.com/">[link]</a><br /><br />Help me so that I'm not just posting random journals of nothing that nobody readssss.<br /><br />ffffffff.<br /><br />In other news:<br /><br />-I have discovered the beauty of Pandora.<br /><br />-I'm watching an anime about cross-dressing boys with brightly colored hair that I only heard about because some of my favorite people ever were in the drama version of it.<br /><br />-I really should be doing other things than hanging out on the computer.<br /><br />-Fffffff one more week till school ohcrap what do I doooo.<br /><br />-I'm also watching an anime that I keep hearing is awesome. I'm ten seconds in and so far I'm going 'what is going on there are feathers and a disembodied voice and he's floating whaaaaat'.<br /><br />-I find my ' purple confused' LJ icon the best thing ever, even though on of her eyebrows is mysteriously cut in half.<br /><br />-I have fallen in love with this song: <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQqHl5mYpk8">[link]</a> Yayyy Dabibane dance~ <a href="http://imhighplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/i/m/imhighplz.gif" alt=":iconimhighplz:" title="imhighplz"/></a><br /><br />-HAHAHA I'm such a dork.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>I Survived Camp Alleghany 2009</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 10:19:12 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ YESSS. It's the huge camp-related post pretty much the entire world's been waiting for!<br /><br />Things I survived:<br /><br />-Hurricane Alleghany<br />-Hurricane Alleghany's cousin<br />-The Plague of CA<br />-Stabbed arms<br />-Beanies and Weenies<br /><br />YESSS<br /><br />So I went for 6 weeks (aka two terms) this year, right? First term was fun, pretty normal as far as terms go.<br /><br />Tent 3:<br /><br />Counselor: Katie Lynne<br />Campers: Me, Layne, Lilly, and MARIA MARIAAA~<br /><br />I remember's:<br />MARIA MARIAAA~ SE GUSTAN LOS HUEVOS~ TODOS LOS DIAS EN SU CASAAA~ Ah AH MARIA MARIAAA~<br />"She's not as lovey and squishy anymore" "No, she's just as squishy"<br />"Hey, I see you're a ginger. Are you Jamaican? No? Cuz Jamaican me love you~~"<br /><br />And so First Term ended rather peacefully. I cried a lot.<br /><br />And then came SECOND TERM.<br /><br />It seemed to start out pretty normal.<br /><br />Tent 13:<br /><br />Counselor: Grace<br />Campers: Me, Ellen, and Celeste<br /><br />I remember's:<br />The Terrapin, the Buccaneer, the Purple Cow, and the Purple Lemur<br />Celeste the Bug Goddess<br /><br />HOWEVER<br /><br />One fateful night we were all in the Playhall. When all of a sudden it started getting reallly windy. And the play hall has a lot of just plain screen windows. The wind was blowing straight at us. And then came the RAIN. And it was CRAZY. It was in like WAVES because of the wind and SO SCARY.<br /><br />The counselor's all rain out to tack tents and make sure stuff wasn't getting wet. It wasn't too successful. Two tents in senior camp had to sleep in the Infirmary and Cottage because their beds had blown out and were all wet, and all of Junior camp had to sleep in the Playhall because so much stuff was wet. Oh yeah, and around 4 tents had completely collapsed.<br /><br />Oh, yeah, I almost forgot.<br /><br />A HUGE FRICKIN' PINE TREE FELL ON ONE OF THE SENIOR TENTS. Luckily it was an empty tent, but still! THERE WAS A TREE. ON A TENT. WHAT.<br /><br />So after that things went pretty normal again. Then a couple people started to get sick with fevers and coughing and such, but it wasn't too bad, it was only about four people, my little sister being one of them. They all recovered in about 3 days (except for one girl who had to get shipped out to the hospital for blood tests and antibiotics, but she came back eventually). <br /><br />So we didn't think anything of it. Until more people started getting sick.<br /><br />Now, the infirmary isn't very big. There are three beds in there, and then another little cot. So, 4 people max can sleep in there.<br /><br />Well, there was more than 4 people sick. Eventually they gave up and spilled the sickies into one of the empty tents on the end of Senior camp. And then into another empty tent. But more people are getting sick.<br /><br />So they take all of Unit 1 Senior camp and shift them into the empty tents at the beginning of Unit 2. There are now 4 sick tents with 4-5 people in each, and then 4 in the infirmary.<br /><br />...IT WAS THE SCARIEST AND MOST INTENSE THING EVER.<br /><br />When you walked past Unit 1 it was like walking past all these deathbeds. There were girls in there completely conked out, or coughing a lung out.<br /><br />Around 5 people went home because they were sick. One girl, a 13, started out with 3 campers including her in her tent. She spent the whole last week and a half with just her and her counselor.<br /><br />And then came the Drama and Dance shows. Now with Dance it's not that bad, you just adjust choreography and such and such. But Drama.<br /><br />Oh, Drama.<br /><br />In the J-camp plays: <br />Missing: One main character, one king, one grandma, one butler, one teenage girl.<br /><br />In the S-camp plays:<br />Missing: One teenage girl<br /><br />And who are the stand-ins? None other than counselors and Green team boys (aka the only boys in camp. They're wimps and do nothing, and yet get paid like crazy. And they don't shower.)<br /><br />So in J-Camp:<br />Stand-ins (in order of characters above): One drama counselor, one green team boy, one head of archery, one assistant head of s-camp/upstart mom, and one green team boy (who somehow fit into this tiny blue and white dress).<br /><br />In S-Camp:<br />Stand-ins: One drama counselor.<br /><br />And then one of the last days we were all at breakfast in the dining hall. And it starts raining. And gets windy. And rains some more. And gets more windy. Now it had been drizzling that morning so we had all brought our raincoats, so they were all hanging off the dining hall porch's banister. And now they were FLYING OFF THE BANISTER.<br /><br />Luckily the counselors ran outside and got the raincoats inside, and then shut the windows (which were screen and had this wooden cover that was usually propped up. They hadn't been covered in so long that huge strips of dried paint flaked off once they touched them). And then kept us in the Dinin... ]]></description>
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                <title>The Homecoming of Hatsune Lexie</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 08 Aug 2009 11:03:03 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'M BAAAAAAACKKKKK.<br /><br />Now to go through everything I've missed.<br /><br />More on camp laterrr.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>The brief reappearance of Hatsune Lexie</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 18 Jul 2009 16:33:20 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Heyyy y'all at a hotel with Wifi inbetween the terms I'm leaving tomorrow morning talk to me y'aaaaalll.<br /><br /><a href="http://imhighplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/i/m/imhighplz.gif" alt=":iconimhighplz:" title="imhighplz"/></a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>The disappearance of Hatsune Lexie</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 09:07:54 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Soooo. As some of you might remember, there's this special time during the summer when Alex leaves for a long long time. And guess what! It's even longer this year!<br /><br />So this Saturday I'm leaving for West VA. Aaaand I'm gonna be gone for 6 weeks woahhh. I might get to a computer once or twice so I'll check in then, but for the most part I'm gonna be GONE.<br /><br />WOAH.<br /><br />I expect things to be CRAZY while I'm gone.<br /><br />So you guys just.<br /><br />You know.<br /><br />Post things.<br /><br />Buuuut it's gonna be fun and <a href="http://kri95neo.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/k/r/kri95neo.gif" alt=":iconkri95neo:" title="kri95neo"/></a> I'm sending you the address over SpaceFace so you can WRITE LETTERS and I can write letters to your probably awesome foreign exchange studenttt.<br /><br />Now I should prob go finish packing orzzz. <a href="http://orzplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/o/r/orzplz.gif" alt=":iconorzplz:" title="orzplz"/></a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Birthdayyy~</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2009 16:46:01 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Omg. Best b-day ever.<br /><br />Last weekend? Went to New York to see Billy Elliot and The Lion King on Broadway. Where did we sit for The Lion King? FOURTH. FREAKING. ROW. Omg. It was amazing. Not to mention I bought a bunch of chocolate and shoes.<br /><br />This weekend? B-day vid from the gorgeous <a href="http://kri95neo.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/k/r/kri95neo.gif" alt=":iconkri95neo:" title="kri95neo"/></a> Check it out: <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRd4--IOWDM&feature=channel_page">[link]</a> Iluuu, Saku-box~~<br /><br />Today, my actual b-day? iTunes gift card, absolutely -delicious- Baskin Robbins ice cream cake (omg it's huuuge), and basically an amazing birthday.<br /><br /><3<3<3<3<br /><br />Thanks everybody~~<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Almost woahh</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 17 May 2009 09:53:55 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Almost at 2k pageviews<br /><br />+<br /><br />Almost birthday <br /><br />= <br /><br />Almost yayyyy~<br /><br /><a href="http://imhappyplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/i/m/imhappyplz.gif" alt=":iconimhappyplz:" title="imhappyplz"/></a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>HAHA ohhh Tenimyu</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2009 18:47:38 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Tenimyu, Ilu but you are cah-razy sometimes.<br /><br />So as pretty much all three of you know because I've talked your ears off about it, Tenimyu is a series of musicals (seriously, they're getting up to 20 musicals, if not that) based of the anime/manga series Prince of Tennis.<br /><br />I just watched some clips from one of their more recent shows, the Shitenhouji one and...I am so glad they didn't cut this doubles match. x'DDD<br /><br />So PoT there are these (and I use the term literally, not insultingly) REALLY REALLY GAY doubles players, Koharu and...Yuuji, I think? I forget the other guy's name. But they are cah-razy, and wear wigs and coustumes and act girly to throw their opponents game off. Because deep down they are GENIUSES. Or something.<br /><br />But I was really worried they would cut their match out of the musicals, because sometimes Tenimyu cuts out the smaller characters and matches, and face it, these dude's match wasn't that important.<br /><br />But they DIDN'T and I'm so gladdd (Even if their song is a little disturbing).<br /><br />Because of this: <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxugYJZgoJs">[link]</a><br /><br />/spampostisspam/<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>HAha</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2009 12:05:30 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Photoshop installation code + braces GET.<br /><br />Haha.<br /><br />Pics coming soon.<br /><br />Only probably not.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Darnit.</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2009 17:10:49 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I sure do wish my ' print screen' button worked.<br /><br /><a href="http://orzplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/o/r/orzplz.gif" alt=":iconorzplz:" title="orzplz"/></a><br /><br />Anyone have any idea why a ' print screen' button wouldn't be working? Or if I'm doing something wrong or anything? 'Cuz all I'm doing is pushing the darn thing.<br /><br />On an additional note:<br /><br />Uh.<br /><br />Getting braces this Friday <a href="http://otlplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/o/t/otlplz.gif" alt=":iconotlplz:" title="otlplz"/></a><br /><br />Also.<br /><br />I've been getting on a 'watching playthroughs + commentary of games I've never played' kick. This includes Kingdom Hearts, Kingdom Hearts 2, and a bunch of Nancy Drew compu games.<br /><br />Haha.<br /><br />I have no life.<br /><br />Or a reason for posting this journal.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Oh karp-</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 12 Apr 2009 18:38:40 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Forgot to tell you guys I was going on vacation w/o internet access. On last Monday. And got back today. Whoops. >_><br /><br />And now.<br /><br />51 deviations and 22 messages. Which is a lot if you're me, but minuscule it you're devwatch-crazy like, oh, a certain person that shall remain nameless.<br /><br />Ohhhhhh karp. I'm so lazy. Sorry if I don't reply to journals and stuff, dudes. ><<br /><br />Uhhh.<br /><br />Also, happy Easter! /fail/<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>/fails at april fools day/</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 13:20:56 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ 'Nuff said.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Dream</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 22 Mar 2009 06:45:02 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So, last night I had this amazing dream. It...I guess it was either a musical or a movie, since there was singing and I could've sworn I was on stage at one point, but then there were other parts that were, like, in a house or something. But anyways, I had this <i>dream</i>. And...I guess some of the subject matter could be considered kind of depressing, but at the end when you just think it through it seemed so <i>hopeful</i>.<br /><br />As you may have guessed, this is probably going to be one of my very rare 'deep journals'.<br /><br />But, see, I never remember dreams like this unless they were really scary or really weird. And this one was neither.<br /><br />So, I don't remember a lot of the beginning. There was me, someone who might've been by little sister, and some boy who was about my age. Apparently we were in this...warehouse or something, and we were throwing 29 tennis balls into it and then going in to look for them. I guess we had read somewhere that if you do that and find more than 1/3 of them it's not a safe hiding place.<br /><br />But we found most of them so we were just kind of like, "Ok, not safe" and it kind of faded out.<br /><br />And this is where the dream got a lot different.<br /><br />We were in my basement, and there was this really motherly, kind of large woman sitting next to me. She was in all white, and every time I looked at her she looked different. Like, in this scene she was this really fierce-looking African lady, but in the last scene she was white and had really light blond hair.<br /><br />I'm pretty sure she was representing Mother Earth, and the character I was playing was her assistant and successor, or something. But everything seemed so real, and I wasn't even aware I was playing a character until the last scene when we sang.<br /><br />So we were sitting there and I think this was when a lot of the animals, personified as humans, were coming to help us 'fix the world'. Right then there were two or three African ladies in, like, traditional dress, sitting across from us with a really huge embroidered cloth rolled up inbetween us.<br /><br />They were unrolling it and the side they were showing us was all black cloth with a red and orange and black boarder. They said it was "All of the secrets of the African snakes," and even though I couldn't see anything written or anything I <i>knew</i> that it was special.<br /><br />And here Mother Earth kind of turned to me and said something like "I'm going to say my opinion, and you need to convince me that this is what's right." I guess, after all the stuff that's been happening in the world, she's grown very suspicious and wary of any change, but she knows she's wrong.<br /><br />She kind of went into this sort of trance and started yelling at the snakes that they should keep there secrets for themselves, that they were precious and we shouldn't be trusted with them. And when she was done I kind of hugged her and explained to her why we need their secrets, why it's the right thing to do, with a lot of honorary titles that I think I was making up.<br /><br />And then the scene ended and I was looking at this small rectangular indent in a wall, that was light with this pretty light blue light, and there was this miniature replica of the earth suspended there. It was really simple, just light green painted over light blue, but it looked old and the green was fading to brown at the edges and almost looked like a plant or a flower when it wilts.<br /><br />That was something like Mother Earth's soul or something, and then she showed me mine really briefly (or my character's), which was just like hers except the paint was really vibrant and bright.<br /><br />And then we were on a stage toward the back of it. There was a really large tree in the middle, and we were on the right side of it. Mother Earth, the blond version of her, had kind of collapsed. And I knew that she was dying and I was just struck by this gut-wrenching anguish. She was like a mother to me or my character, which I really couldn't tell apart, and I knew that I was going to have to succeed her. She was just barely alive and I kind of held her up and then this amazing, emotional power ballad started up.<br /><br />We were both singing and it was this amazing song that I can't for the life of me remember anymore, but my subconscious must have been making it up because I hadn't ever heard it before. It was me and her, and there was some kind of line that was like 'take my hand' or something. Then some other people, who I guess were other main characters in other plot lines of the story, walked on the other side of the stage and started singing their parts.<br /><br />To tell you the truth it reminded me so much of the very last song of Children of Eden, which I was in recently, called 'In the Beginning'. The song itself wasn't like that, but it was similar in that it started with different pairs of people singing it and then the whole cast joined in and... ]]></description>
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                <title>I'm so old...</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 15 Mar 2009 13:29:59 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I feel like I'm reliving my childhood...<br /><br />Arrgh...<br /><br />Why am I rewatching Arthur's Christmas Special? <br /><br />It's MSA week!<br /><br />I must be crazy.<br /><br />But...<br /><br />I feel really nostalgic now.<br /><br />And my journal format/way of speaking in these now sound really different.<br /><br />Because I'm reading translated blogs of japanese actors that I love...<br /><br />And now I feel like I'm talking like them.<br /><br />Oh noooo.<br /><br />EDIT:<br /><br />Also, I've decided I'm going to start using little faces in my journals. â(>_< ) <br /><br />I'm determined!<br /><br />Unfortunately I don't have most of the characters they use...<br /><br />So I'm copy/pasting them from this one awesome dude, Mamo's journals.<br /><br />An average entry for him has about 200 little stars...<br /><br />I <3 him. ââââââ<br /><br />But...this one that Kimeru (sparkly boy/girl) had in one of his posts is my favorite...<br /><br />(ã-_-)ã~(ï¼ã­ã )ï¼<br /><br />It's him tossing some little boy into space.<br /><br />Yessss. Even though I had to put spaces here and there so devART wouldn't stick random smileys in there. Yessss.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>I'm in the Mafia + Art team?</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 27 Feb 2009 11:27:10 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ And I'm also sick. Well, not anymore, but I still can't walk around without my legs aching and getting black spots in front of my eyes. But none of you care about that, so BACK TO THE TOPIC.<br /><br />...I think I had a topic...<br /><br />Uh. Right. The Mafia. <br /><br />Well, I was rereading Reborn (that manga about that kid in the mafia?) and I somehow found the LJ community for it and was lurking around and found THIS AMAZINGNESS: <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?jyjyntglyhm#">[link]</a><br /><br />Oh Lussuria. Why do I love you so much and your homosexual, necrophiliac ways. And your green hair. <br /><br />Also, did anyone read my journal about the Phoenix Wright musical? Apparently...I'm a member of the art team now? I don't know really how it happened...I just started going to the art meetings and not really saying anything. Does that count?<br /><br />To wrap things up:<br /><br />I HEART YOU LUSSURIA. PROBABLY MORE THAN I SHOULD, YOU CREEPER.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>OMG THIS IS AMAZING</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 14 Feb 2009 18:23:04 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://popdrivel.com/?page_id=11">[link]</a> <--not a spam link btw devART<br /><br />Hahaha /keels over laughing/<br /><br />PHOENIX WRIGHT: The musical.<br /><br />IT'S AMAZING.<br /><br />You guys -need- to listen to these songs! They're so...I just can't get over it! The musical! It's a musical! Like, they seriously wrote and composed these songs, and then got people to sing em and play music!<br /><br />And it's amazing!<br /><br />I can't stop listening to it!<br /><br /><a href="http://iloveyouplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/i/l/iloveyouplz.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconiloveyouplz:" title="iloveyouplz"/></a><br /><br />Uh.<br /><br />Also, happy valentines dayyy. <3<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>What's Your Pretty Princess Move?</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 17 Jan 2009 12:29:48 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Okay, so I'm in this show, Children of Eden, right? So today at rehearsal the director, Kevin, goes:<br /><br />"Okay, so I had to go to the studio to open for Hope's Pretty Pretty Princess Ballet class, right?...So I get there and my life is complete now, because I saw Hope and a bunch of little kids dancing around in a circle outside the studio, and Hope's going, "What's -your- pretty princess move?" to each one. But the funny part is, there's this little boy in the class, so she gets to him and goes, "What's -your- pretty...prince...move?"<br /><br />PLUS our 'God' in the show (or Father, or whatever we call him) is representing by this huge spotlight on stage. So we get there and we see this huge spotlight and Kevin reads off the warning tag:<br /><br />"WARNING: Extremely hot. Do not point at sprinklers," and he adds, "So you'll know you're standing too close to this thing if you smell burning hair, okay guys?"<br /><br />That's it.<br /><br />Thank you. *bows*<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Love you like my taggage</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 04 Jan 2009 15:03:01 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Indirectly tagged by <a href="http://kri95neo.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/k/r/kri95neo.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconkri95neo:" title="kri95neo"/></a><br /><br />Rules:<br />Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.<br />Post the first definition it gives you.<br />Tag 3 people.<br /><br /><br />1.) Your name?<br />A girls name coming from Alexander, meaning 'Defender of Mandkind'. Possible nick names could be Aly, Lexy, Lexi, Alex, A, Xandra, ect.<br /><br />((Awww...The really fun one was the second to come up...))<br /><br />2.) Your age?<br />13: A number commonly known for superstitious beliefs about it being unlucky. Originally it was a holy number, but somewhere along the way it was hijacked and portrayed as unlucky. Fear of this number is called triskaidekaphobia.<br /><br />((Lololol, same as you Sackie.))<br /><br />3.) One of your friends?<br />Lauren: a beautiful girl whom makes you go crazy .<br /><br />4.) What should you be doing?<br />Math: the lesbian sister of biology <br /><br />((...I never knew that...))<br /><br />5.) Favorite color?<br />White: 1. The color white.<br /><br />Contrary to popular belief the word "white" is not a racial comment or slur.<br /><br />6.) Birthplace?<br />Washington DC: Other than being the capital of the U.S., D.C. is known for having a predominantly Black population (not counting those that live in the outside suburbs, but go to work in the city). From this large Black population, D.C. has developed a very distinctive culture including its Go-Go music, mambo sauce, and style of dress for the younger population (a style that is very different from other metro areas that imitate NYC for the most part). And, like many other large metro area, the people here have a their own slang and accent, one that is cross-bred from both the South and the North. Despite the recent developement projects going on there, the SouthEast section of DC is popularly known as the most dangerous area of the town. In addition, many long-time DC residents have been moving to the bordering counties such as Prince George's County, MD, Charles County, MD, and Alexandria, VA. <br /><br />((I didn't even bother to read most of this.))<br /><br />7.) Month of your birth?<br />June: 1. The sixth month.<br /><br />2. In Japan, an early publication featuring male/male stories in the tanbi style. People used to refer to the category of male/male relationships targeted at the female audience as June, but since that was a trade name for a magazine, that meaning of the term has fallen into disuse. The category has evolved and changed so much and the types of stories so varied that the entire category is now called BL by the industry and most fans. In some places, including Comiket, original stories are still called 'sousaku (original) June'. <br /><br />((Ahahaha okay then.))<br /><br />8.) Last person you talked to?<br />Jessie: A wonderful person who brings sunshine into people's lives. Being a Jessie is a beautiful thing and a rare quality. <br /><br />9.) One of your nicknames?<br />Uh...how bout more? I'm bored.<br /><br />Alex: A universally well-recognized unisexual name.<br /><br />Often derived used as a shortened name for names like (but not limited to): Alexandra, Alexander, Alexandria, Alexa, Alexandra the Queen, Alexander the Great, AlexAlexAlex. <br /><br />Lexie: Adorable nick name usually accompanied by a beautiful girl. <br /><br />Lexus: Japanese prestige Car, big into bling in the US.<br /><br />Best quality car built.<br /><br />see also Lex <br /><br />Butters: A sweet little boy from South Park. Hes so stupid and cute and don't ya just wanna hug him? <br /><br />((Sounds like a slightly more male version of me, then!))<br /><br />Aly: the best person in the world. & all alys are funny <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /> Doesnt have a problem telling the truth. Gets along with everyone worth getting along with. <br /><br />-------<br /><br />Ahahahaha okay then you guys need to DO THIS it is hilarious.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Another Tag OTL</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 29 Dec 2008 11:34:13 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Rules: Go to Google and search the phrase. Tag 3 friends. Please be mature and use<br />your REAL 1st name...<br />Use the first thing that comes up that makes sense.<br /><br />Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:<br />A: Alexandra needs a tad bit of help.<br /><br />Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" into Google search:<br />A: Alex looks like the kind of girl who would take you to the forest and feed you a bunch of mushrooms and then leave you to fend for yourself as she bounces off into the trees like a fairy. ((AHAHAHA OKAY))<br /><br />Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:<br />A: Alexandra says Hallelujah as first single tops the charts. ((Ohhh yeah.))<br /><br />Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:<br />A: Alexandra wants respect on Flickr.<br /><br />Q: Type in "[your name] does " in Google search:<br />A: [Assuming] Alexandra does not wish to divorce Simon. ((Okay, when did I get married and where was I?))<br /><br />Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:<br />A: Alexandra hates men.<br /><br />Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:<br />A: ALEXANDRA ASKS LOYALTY FOR SON. ((In all caps. Classy.))<br /><br />Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:<br />A: Alexandra goes to school!<br /><br />Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search:<br />A: Alexandra likes to pose in front of a nice chess set.<br /><br />Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search:<br />A: Alexandra eats up her books on Vimeo.<br /><br />Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search:<br />A: Alexandra wears a gown of green silk with a fitted bodice and huge puffed sleeves. ((Okay. Sure. Why not?))<br /><br />Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search:<br />A: ((Nothing good comes up 'cept for stuff about an 'Alexandra Paul' and 'Alexandra Gomes'...))<br /><br />TAGGAGE:<br /><br /><a href="http://kri95neo.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/k/r/kri95neo.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconkri95neo:" title="kri95neo"/></a><br /><a href="http://jackieemily197.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/j/a/jackieemily197.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconjackieemily197:" title="jackieemily197"/></a><br /><a href="http://baykun.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/b/a/baykun.gif?1" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconbaykun:" title="baykun"/></a><br /><a href="http://imhighplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/i/m/imhighplz.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconimhighplz:" title="imhighplz"/></a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Happy Holidays!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 21 Dec 2008 10:43:11 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yayyy! SO. Many things have happened that I need to tell y'all about.<br /><br />I finally actually bought all my presents for people. Four days before Christmas. I'm wonderful.<br /><br />Also. I tried Pocky today for the first time! I...don't quite see what the fuss is about, but it's okay.<br /><br />Also. Apparently our court is going to have a Christmas tree in the middle of it Christmas Eve and we're all gonna put lights on it and toast marshmallows. My neighbor 'Brother Gary' decided that this was the true meaning of Christmas.<br /><br />Also. Our Christmas cards are hilarious. My sister hasn't let me see them yet, but what she did was take one of the pics we took in NC and used my tablet to Photoshop santa hats on us. It's lovely.<br /><br /><a href="http://iloveyouplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/i/l/iloveyouplz.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconiloveyouplz:" title="iloveyouplz"/></a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Asdfghjkl;</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 16 Dec 2008 17:09:25 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ 1) I can't believe I've never used that subject/title before.<br /><br />2) I am uber lazy. Ultra lazy. Lazyface. Senorita Perezosa. Lazylazylazylazylazy,<br /><br />3) ALSO: I neeeeed to get Photoshop reinstalled, or my dad needs to get the laptop downstairs a freakin' NEW BATTERY and let me USE IT. NAO.<br /><br />4) Ihateschooltheaterblaaaaah.<br />Stupid Mrs. Judy and her stupid 'We're doing a crappy musical that GUESS WHAT! I wrote and GUESS WHAT! It's based off a children's picture book OH WAIT NEVERMIND you all suck and don't deserve me so now we're doing a showcase of random stuff and you all have no choice and if you even SUGGEST things to me you have to do a three-inch-thick PACKET lololol I'm a great teacher.'<br /><br />5) I reallllly want it to snow. It rained like crazy last week and the ONE TIME we get ANY SORT of precipitation all crazylike it's freaking WARM. AGGGGGGGGH.<br /><br />6) Facebookfacebookfacebooklololol I don't understand you.<br /><br />7) Stupid US History fifth period. You better not have stolen our pizza party with your stupid last day can-balooza tactics and your clever 'tape poem to door in middle of class' plan. The Super Sigs will TAKE YOU DOWWWWN.<br /><br />8) Woah. Already on number 8 of my rant-journal. Sweet.<br /><br />9) Ooookay I realized all the stuff I'm talking about really has nothing to do with anything so I'm just gonna stop talking now kthxbye.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>AHAHAHA</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 28 Nov 2008 17:01:35 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Two more tags. TWO FREAKIN' MORE TAGS that I couldn't resist doing. From <a href="http://baykun.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/b/a/baykun.gif?1" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconbaykun:" title="baykun"/></a><br /><br />---------<br /><br />1. First thing you wash in the shower?<br />My hair. Because...That's just the first thing I wash.<br /><br />2. What color is your favorite hoodie?<br />White and blue and green and grey~ <br /><br />3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?<br />Ahahaha you mean my mom oh sure!<br /><br />4.Do you plan outfits?<br />Sometimes...if saying to myself, "Okay, I'll wear that shirt and those jeans tomorrow!" counts.<br /><br />5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?<br />AMAZING.<br /><br />6. Whats the closest thing to you thats red?<br />...*looks around* A Websters dictionary on the bookshelf next to me.<br /><br />7. Do you say aim or a-i-m?<br />A-I-M. When I say 'aim' I think of archery. <br /><br />8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?<br />Uhuh. Okay. It's from last night, and the only thing I can remember is it had something to do with the Barbie dress my sis cut into a mini dress before I went to bed.<br /><br />9. Did you meet anybody new today?<br />Uh...The waitress at the Red Hot & Blue...?<br /><br />10. What are you craving right now?<br />...Ice cream. Vanilla ice cream. That is sitting in the freezer in the basement.<br /><br />11. Do you floss?<br />Yeah, most of the time. My dentist yells at me when I don't. It's really annoying, though.<br /><br />12. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?<br />Those awesome Polish things my gramma makes. It's, like, hamburger meat cooked this way with rice wrapped in cabbage, but I peel the cabbage off.<br /><br />13. When was the last time you talked on aim?<br />With Bay...like, a week ago. I'm a loser.<br /><br />14. Are you emotional?<br />Aha, overly so.<br /><br />15. Would you dance to the taco song?<br />...Depends which taco song we're discussing here.<br /><br />16. Have you ever counted to 1,000?<br />No. Because I have a short attention span.<br /><br />17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?<br />Just like it, but eventually when I get to the cone part I bite most of it.<br /><br />18. Do you like your hair?<br />Overly so. I brush it all the time, because I consider it my best (and only good) feature.<br /><br />19. Do you like yourself?<br />...Yeah. I'm kind of self-centered that way.<br /><br />20. Have you ever met a celebrity?<br />Uh. No. Does Santa count?<br /><br />21. Do you like cottage cheese?<br />Eugh. No.<br /><br />22. What are you listening to right now?<br />My dad shift around papers behind me.<br /><br />23. How many countries have you visited?<br />Uh. Like, one. Being the US. Which I live in.<br /><br />24. Are your parents strict?<br />Ahahaha no. They're, like, the most smothering 'I love you honey' parents ever.<br /><br />25. Would you go sky diving?<br />OH GOD NO. That's terrifying. It looks fun at first, but it's NOT.<br /><br />26. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush? <br />Aha, I just went "With who?" and had to reread the question. So no. Probably not.<br /><br />27. Would you throw potatoes at him?<br />Well...No. I like my potatoes.<br /><br />28. Is there anything sparkly in the room youÂre in?<br />My sis's and mine's old dance/showchoir dresses.<br /><br />29. Have you ever been in a castle?<br />THE CINDERELLA CASTLE YESSS.<br /><br />30. Do you rent movies often?<br />No...I don't really watch movies. At all.<br /><br />31. Who sits in behind you in your math class?<br />Uh...Bobbie. <a href="http://kri95neo.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/k/r/kri95neo.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconkri95neo:" title="kri95neo"/></a>, you know who I'm talking about. She's a genius. I hate her. (Except not really, so don't tell her I said that.) And Lauren's next to me. She rocks and thought I was in a coma because I was too tired to go to school on Monday.<br /><br />32. Have you made a prank phone call?<br />Once with some friends of mine. I wouldn't talk, though, 'cuz I'm a wimp.<br /><br />33. Do you own a gun?<br />I own a SUPAH SOAKAH.<br /><br />34. Can you count backwards from 74?<br />...Yes. I should hope so.<br /><br />35. Who are you going to be with tonight?<br />My family. At random intervals.<br /><br />36. Brown or white eggs?<br />Brown. They're funner.<br /><br />37. Do you own something from Hot Topic?<br />Nooo, unless, something's gotten in my closet that I don't know about.<br /><br />38. Ever been on a train?<br />Once. It was a haunted train, and it made me cry.<br /><br />39. Ever been in love?<br />Hm. Don't think so.<br /><br />40. Do you have a cell-phone?<br />Yes. It looks like a bumblebee.<br /><br />41. Are you too forgiving?<br />Mm-hm, but I can also hold wicked invisible grudges.<br /><br />42. Do you use chap stick?<br... ]]></description>
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                <title>Thanksgiving and Tags</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 27 Nov 2008 09:41:00 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Woo! I missed doing things like this! Tagged by <a href="http://jackieemily197.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/j/a/jackieemily197.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconjackieemily197:" title="jackieemily197"/></a><br /><br />"If you comment I'll give you a letter of the alphabet and you have to make a journal and list TEN THINGS you like starting with the letter I give you."<br /><br />My Letter: D<br />1. Danforth (first thing that came to mind. From Crucible. Cheever <3's Danforth.)<br />2. Dogs<br />3. Deer Park Water (this is harder than I thought...)<br />4. Deleteheads<br />5. Dapper clothing (ie: monocles, mustaches, top hats...)<br />6. Deer<br />7. Digimon (childish obsessions ftw)<br />8. Dancing<br />9. DeviantArt<br />10. Ducks<br /><br />~~~<br /><br />THANKSGIVING.<br /><br />The most delicious time of year, in my opinion. The cousins are over, the turkey's been bought, the refrigerator's broken- wait...<br /><br />Yeah. All the appliances in our house that we bought when we first got it twelve years ago are all wearing out at once. First the oven, then the dishwasher, and now the fridge. It kind of sucks. You know you have it bad when you're putting your turkey in your garage because it's colder there than in the fridge.<br /><br />The cousins: Camilla, Molly, and Anna. Camilla's, like, eleven, Molly's about six or seven I think and Anna's three. She's pretty much adorable.<br /><br />So, happy thanksgiving everyone. Did you know that to burn off the amount of calories an average person takes in on Thanksgiving, you'd have to run, like, ten miles? I learned that in health class. I'm so smart.<br /><br />But yeah. It's only 12 and I'm ready for turkey, mashed potatoes, sweet potatoes, pie, and all those other lovely, unhealthy Thanksgiving staples. Have a nice day! *tips hat*<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>*shudders*</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 05 Nov 2008 18:34:09 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sU_6l1kwu7Y">[link]</a><br /><br />Possibly the creepiest thing I have ever seen. In my lifetime. And I have seen many creepy things in my lifetime, short as it may be.<br /><br />There is a story behind how I came upon this. I was at rehearsal, and we were talking about Ellen Degeneres for whatever reason, and Kevin (the director) said she looked like a toad. And then he said she looked like those 'frog things from Labyrinth that took their heads off,' and since none of us knew what he was talking about he instantly went to his computer, pulled up this clip, and made us all watch it.<br /><br />I do believe I will have many nightmares. Many, many nightmares. I am scarred for life now. Thanks, Kevin.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Alphabet~</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 19 Oct 2008 06:48:55 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ A - Available?: Yus, and probably will be for a while~<br />A - Age: Teeeeenager. *haha so young*<br />A - Annoyance: ...chick flicks and made-for-thirteen-year-old-girls books.<br /><br />B - Best Friends?: Gah gah gah I don't know Saku and Emy and Aimi and Bay and lotsa other people?! *freaks out*<br />B - Bar: ...Uh...The Generic Bar. For all your generic needs.<br />B - Birthday?: June 1. But my half-birthday is coming up! December 1~!<br /><br />C - Crush: None at the moment~ *laughs*<br />C - Car: Can't drive and probably will never. I get lost too easily.<br />C - Cat: Used to have two, but then they died, so...none?<br /><br />D - Dead Pets Name(s): Lulabelle, Sunshine, Cookie Dough, Reese, and countless fish.<br />D - Dad's Name: Jim (James, really)<br />D - Dog(s): Maggie<br /><br />E - Hm...probably either my mom (ttl mama's girl), or my friends (Saku, Lauren, Bridgette, ect.)<br />E - Eggs: Scrambled with sausage and mushrooms. Yum.<br />E - Email: ...Embarressing? My address is uber stupid and made up in fifth grade.<br /><br />F - Favorite color?: White<br />F - Food: Uh...brownies and vanilla ice cream. I'm so healthy.<br />F - Foreign Slang: How 'bout just plain badly spoken Spanish?<br /><br />G - Gummy Bears or Worms: Wormswormsworms are much better then the bears.<br />G - God: Hangs out at my house every Friday for Bingo.<br />G - Good Times: *laughs* <br /><br />H - Hair Color: Weird blondish-greyish-brownish<br />H - Height: 5'4, and it's not going anywhere.<br />H - Happy: A lot of the dang time.<br /><br />I - Ice Cream: Baskin Robbins Gold Medal Ribbon~<br />I - Instrument: Sort of kind of not really piano..?<br />I - Idol: America. <br /><br />J - Jewelry: Hm...all I really wear is earrings, but I have tons of bangles up in my room.<br />J - Job: None. I too young and in too much stuff.<br />J - Jokes: I live for and die for puns.<br /><br />K - Kids: Depends. They tend to jump on be a lot and push me around. *a wimp*<br />K - Karate: Uber.<br />K - Kung Fu: Uber.<br /><br />L - Love: Is strange. I don't think I'm quite qualified to talk about it yet.<br />L - Longest Car Ride: About twelve hours, if I break it down...<br />L - Lipstick or Chapstick: Chapstick. I have bad memories of lots of bright red lipstick in my younger, dancing experience.<br /><br />M - Milk Flavor: Chocochocolate.<br />M - Mothers Name: Debbie (Deborah)<br />M - Movie Last Watched: I don't really watch movies...I watched part of To Sir, With Love last night. *really old movie*<br /><br />N - Number of Siblings: One, my lil', frightening sister.<br />N - Northern or Southern: SOUTHERN. BARELY.<br />N - Name: Alex(andra). *loves (...)'s*<br /><br />O - One Wish: For this dang messed up world to actually fix itself before it splodes.<br />O - One Phobia?: Hm...people jumping out at me.<br />O - Otter Pop: Hahaha no.<br /><br />P - Parents, are they married or divorced: Married. <br />P - Part of your appearence you like best: I like my hair. *strokes* That's why I'm so over-protective of it and brush it constantly.<br />P - Part of your Personality you like best: Uh...Hm...I'm optimistic? I dunno, you tell me.<br /><br />Q - Quick or Slow?: ....*shakes head to get images out*<br />Q - Queer or Straight?: Straight...mostly...I mean, I can't really know yet...*suddenly very awkward*<br />Q - Queen or King?: Probably neither. I'm the little underling that get's ordered around all the time.<br /><br />R - Reason to smile: Pretty much everything!<br />R - Reality TV Show: Hm...I'm kind of fond of Project Runway.<br />R - Right or Left: Right. I can't do anything with my left.<br /><br />S - Song Last Heard: levan Pollka (still) <br />S - Season: Spring and Fall, but mostly Fall.<br />S - Series: Uhhh *doesn't really watch TV). Ace of Cakes? I dunno.<br /><br />T - Time you woke up: 7:55<br />T - Time Now: 9:42<br />T - Time for bed: Eh? I get forced off the compu at about 9:30 on weeknights, around 10:30 to 11 on weekends or days when there's no school the next, if that counts.<br /><br />U - Unknown: Pretty much everything.<br />U - Unicorns: Are pwnsome.<br />U - You are?: Does not start with 'U'. (Answer: petty)<br /><br />V - Vegetable you hate: Green beans eugh.<br />V - Vegetable you love: Carrots~ The only sweet vegetable. Other than corn, which I like too.<br />V - View on Politics: Uber confusing. I'm gonna be a bad voter. -___-;<br /><br />W- Worst Habit: Mood swings. I can lash out at people for the strangest reasons. AND spending too much time on the compu.<br />W- Where are you going to travel next: The Newseum, if that counts, with my school.<br />W- What's up?: ...*looks up* The chandelier that's randomly hanging from my living room ceiling.<br /><br />X - X-Rays: None. I'm awesome.<br />X - X-Rated: Anything Megan (strange girl at acting studio) thinks.<br />X - XYZ: The last letters of the alphabet! Come on, guys!<br /><br />Y - Year you were born: Year of the pig. *flashes peace sign*<br />Y -... ]]></description>
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                <title>So...what's up?</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 16 Oct 2008 16:33:05 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ First things first, I LOST THE GAME. <a href="http://lostthegameplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/l/o/lostthegameplz.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconlostthegameplz:" title="lostthegameplz"/></a><br /><br />*laughs*<br /><br />Anyways, I had the strange urge to make a journal. So, I suppose I shall rave and rant for a while, eh?<br /><br />So- Professor Layton and the Curious Village. An absolutely AMAZING yet CONFUSING puzzle-filled mystery game thing for the DS. That I, of course, borrowed/stole/demanded from <a href="http://kri95neo.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/k/r/kri95neo.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconkri95neo:" title="kri95neo"/></a> like I always do. <br /><br />IT ROCKS. I mean...I'm not that smart, so the puzzles are a tad too hard (see: impossible), but other than that it's absolutely amazing. I mean, animated and voiced cut-scenes and tea-drinking British gentlemen in top hats? What more could you want?<br /><br />Saku. I beat it. AREN'T YOU EXCITED? FOR ME, THAT IS? I mean, I have about 30 more puzzles to do, but still. I'm going to finish that robot puppy, dangit!<br /><br />Also, <a href="http://www.leekspin.com/.">[link]</a> Currently at about 20 minutes, and I had to restart it because my computer shut down. *nods sagely*<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Hobo Inc.</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 03 Oct 2008 17:00:11 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Seriously. We were driving back home after Starbucks, after Baskin Robbins, after Noodles and Company, after my acting lesson and I saw this sign that said, like, Hobo Inc. or Hobo United or something. It was pretty awesome. <a href="http://hoboplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/h/o/hoboplz.png" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconhoboplz:" title="hoboplz"/></a><br /><br />SO, how many people knew I went to North Carolina last weekend? One? Yeah. I thought so. But I did. It was awesome. We built a sand fortress and waited for the tide to come in and destroy it but...it kind of got late, so we went back in the hotel and slept. <br /><br />Oh. And the fire alarm went off at 12:00 the last night we were there. They said it was because of some aerosol treatment, but we knew it was because they were fumigating the restaurant downstairs. Creepy, much?<br /><br />Aaand...Uh...THE CAKE IS A LIE. *flees* <br /><br />...<br /><br />...<br /><br />*pops back in* And <a href="http://kri95neo.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/k/r/kri95neo.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconkri95neo:" title="kri95neo"/></a>, -you're- a funny word. *flees*<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>*sigh*</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 12 Sep 2008 13:03:46 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ HAPPYSMILINGRAINBOWSOFLOVE<br />ANDHAPPINESSANDPEACEANDCANDY<br />ANDI'MREALLYAGIRLGUYS<br />THISISABLOCKATTHEBEGINNING<br />SOPEOPLEREADINGTHEDESCRIPTION<br />DON'TTHINKI'MJUSTSAYINGI'MAGUYOKAYOKAY<br />PUPPIESKITTENSPONYSAND<br />HAPPYSPARKLYMUSICALNUMBERS<br /><br /><br />*clearsthroat*<br /><br /><br />Ah...Cast list for The Crucible, which I auditioned for last saturday, was posted.<br /><br />I'm a guy.<br /><br />My name is Ezekiel Cheever.<br /><br />I am very disappointed with this, considering there are 12 women parts and 10 men parts, and there were more boys than that in Midsummer Night's dream last year.<br /><br />*sigh* Ah, well. <br /><br />Also, to Saku: I'M WORKING ON IT, I SWEAR. ><<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Bob Barker, school, and sexual harrassment</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 03 Sep 2008 15:30:05 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Cheeseballs are one of my all time favorite foods. I always seem to meet the most interesting people when IÂm around them too. In fact, cheeseballs bring to mind the time I met Bob Barker. Yes indeed, Bob Barker. Star of the most popular morning game show. HeÂs a host, an emcee, and a celebrity all rolled into one. Anyway, eight months ago, it was Tuesday the 17th, I believe, or it might have been the 18th - no, no, it was definitely the 17th, because it was precisely one week after my Aunt Lucretia's birthday, which is the 10th. Aunt Lucretia's quite a woman - loves to cook. She prepares a fabulous War Shu Op - that's a Chinese duck dish. I love Chinese food. I once went to a party where they served Chinese food and cheese balls. Now that was a Catch-22 situation. Catch-22 was a movie, you know. It was long, very long. They say the book was better, but it was a novel, and I never finish reading those things. Of course, a lot of people don't read much nowadays; they watch television. I caught a program on PBS last night - a very good show on chimpanzees in the media. They had a clip of J. Fred Muggs the chimp on the Today Show, but it was FredÂs chimpanzee girlfriend that had me stumped. I couldn't remember her name, so I looked it up. Her name was Phoebe B. Beebe. Anyway, as I was saying, eight months ago, Tuesday the 17th, I went downtown on a nice relaxing stroll. I love to relax. In fact, relaxing is a hobby of mine. Some people play golf, others like tennis, horseshoes, bridge, canasta, and other such fancy hobbies. Now another hobby enjoyed by many is knitting. My grandmother was a great knitter -- knitted this sweater I'm wearing. It's red, which is not my favorite color. I prefer mauve or a mustard yellow. Now, don't get me wrong, red is okay for ties and suspenders, but with sweaters I prefer more neutral colors. But when I'm relaxing, I don't care what I wear - long pants, bermuda shorts, t-shirts, or formal attire, you name it - anything goes. Now, on the 17th, during my relaxing stroll, I recall wearing my herringbone jacket, my Laughlin, Nevada souvenir tie, and my charcoal grey slacks - or was it the navy slacks? Oh, I suppose it doesn't really matter, does it? What matters is comfort. You know, I once stayed at a Comfort Inn - warm, cozy, comfortable. I love comfort. It goes along with that pastime of mine - relaxing. Now, for me, there's nothing more relaxing than a nice leisurely stroll like the one I took eight months ago on the 17th. It was a bright, sunny day, which of course is the optimum condition for relaxed strolling. And as I walked along, I found myself humming a haunting melody. I kept humming and humming and humming and humming. I couldn't get the tune out of my head. I racked my brain to come up with the title, but to no avail. You see, I'm not terribly musical - and yet, I'd always wanted to play a musical instrument and be like my musical hero, Leo Sayer. But who can compete with Leo? I think I was just scared I'd fail. Well, I decided right then and there to go buy a musical instrument. So on the particular Tuesday the 17th to which I was referring, I went down to the Sixth Street Musical Emporium to buy a new tambourine, a terribly soothing instrument contrary to popular opinion. And as I was strolling along, I detected a wonderful scent in the morning air. "What could it be?" I asked myself. So I went toward that marvelous scent, distracted by its aroma from my musical mission. The odor was a mix of orchid flowers and bologna, which, of course, is one of the world's most underappreciated luncheon meats - that and pimento loaf. I love a good pimento-loaf-and-mayo sandwich - the more pimentos, the better. Why just the mention of pimentos makes my taste buds stand up and say "Howdy". Now there's an interesting word - "howdy". Is it from "How are you?", or maybe "How ya doing?" "HowdyÂ's one of those strange words that really has no origin. I like saying, "How do" more than "Howdy" - more formal, I think - not too flowery. But the flowery aroma of that particular Tuesday morning carried me on my fragrant quest. Now, the smell was actually less bologna and more orchid, the beautiful flower found on the island state of Hawaii. Of course, I wasn't in Hawaii, so I needed to search out the location of the nearest orchid. So, I visited every flower shop in town. Well, to make a long story short, not a single flower shop in town had any orchids in stock, which seemed mighty curious to me. Now, as we all know, curiosity killed the cat, but since I'm not feline, I wasn't too worried. Felines are funny creatures, don't you think? I had a cat once. It used its claws to tear my living room couch to shreds. It was a comfy couch, too - had a sleepaway bed in it with a foam rubber mattress. Now, I bought the couch and the mattress at Levine's department store on Third Avenue the very same afternoon of that relaxing stroll aforementioned. I also bought myself a lovely tambourine on tha... ]]></description>
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                <title>5 - 4 = 1</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2008 15:08:20 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Okay, guys. You might be a bit weirded out with me being serious, but this is a serious journal, all right? I mean...serious for me, that is. You guys might just go 'why is she so broken up about this?'.<br /><br />Anyways, I think there's a plague or something in my house. First, towards the end of the school year last year, my goldfish Reese died. Now she was a fair fish, so she really wasn't expected to live very long, although she did get about three years in.<br /><br />Then, when I was in West Virginia my two cats, Lullabelle and Sunshine died of old age. They were sisters, and when I say old age I -mean- old age. They were about 19 or so when the died. Sunshine had been sick for a little over a year, so she died first. Lullabelle died the next day.<br /><br />And now, when I thought it was all finished, my guinea pig Cookie Dough just died. Like, literally, a half hour ago. She was perfectly fine a few days ago, so it came as a shock to me. <br /><br />Anyways, I'm really sad about all this. It may not seem to serious, but I was used to having five pets! The cats have been around since before I was born, and I got Cookie Dough when I was in fourth grade. So now I'm a bit worried about my golden retriever, Maggie...I'll just keep an eye on her.<br /><br />So...sorry for the depressing journal everyone. I just wanted to get that off my chest.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>1k + dAnniversary</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 23 Aug 2008 12:42:33 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Two things coming up soon (well, three):<br /><br />My 1000 pageview is soon! *squeals* If you catch it, the prize is...a hug, I guess. I mean, I could draw something if you wanted me to, but I don't think anyone wants their characters mangled by me. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/a/animesweat.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="^^;" title="Sweating a little..." /><br /><br />I first joined dA August 30 of last year, I think. Well, I've decided to not have my anniversary that day, since it was several months later that I actually put any art on here. Therefore, I'm making my official dAnniversary January 26, when I actually uploaded something. Kay? Kay.<br /><br />SCHOOL IS IN TWO DAYS. WUT AM I GOING TO DO. I THINK I MIGHT DIE. *dies*<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Guess who's back home!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 17 Aug 2008 15:26:05 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ It's ALEX! Aren't y'all excited!? 'Cuz this is the journal where I'm gonna tell y'all about camp! And how I started saying y'all for some reason! ReadyGO!<br /><br />----<br /><br />Tent 31-<br /><br />Sarah- Commonly known as Sbarnold. My counselor, and not half bad. She has her violent moments, but other than that she's nice. A JC (Junior Counselor), so we often lost her from our nighttime bonding so she could go to the Purple Palace, the JC's clubhouse. Hates it when people go on her bed, so Grace does it as much as possible. We once kicked her out of the tent when our Upstart (sort of the babysitter) was there that night. Lizzy wrote a letter telling her to go sleep in Amelia's bed. And she did. She taught rifle and tennis.<br /><br />Grace- Fondly nicknamed by Amelia, our Upstart, as Grizzles. The self-proclaimed 'bad camper', she likes sneaking out after Taps, which is when we're supposed to be in bed. She did it twice, but then Sbarnold found out. Likes to sneak candy (or try to) to our tent, although we've never had a skunk. Terrified of sharks, but she once watched a documentary on them so she told us all about them. Enjoyed taking candid (and commonly unattractive) pictures of Sbarnold and then showing them to everyone. Once got pushed off of Sbarnolds bed and hit Lizzy's trunk.<br /><br />Lizzy- Or Timmy. Known by Grace as 'the wanna-be good camper'. We saw her Irish dance once and since then begged her to do it again, although she never did. Her brother dates Sbarnold's friend, so she keeps telling Sbarnold that she should break up with her boyfriend and marry Lizzy's other brother so they'll be one big family. Made up several new nicknames for Sbarnold including Sbar-Sbar, Sbutler, and Sbutnik. Once got something thrown at her by Sbarnold, although she doesn't remember it. Suggested a Spoonfest on one of the last nights when we were all lying on the ground in front of the tent, although we soon got yelled at.<br /><br />Ellen- 'The camper that was never there'. She often left the tent during the day to talk to her friend's in their tents, and recieved a lot of grief from Grace about this. Had to leave for California in the middle of camp for a few days. Suffered from seperation anxiety whenever Sbarnold had to leave, and had to look at pictures of her. Shot her Expert in rifle on the same day as her twin.<br /><br />~<br /><br />Other Things:<br /><br />-Sometime during the third week, I think, one of the JC's, Dana, made a bet with two other JC's. The bet was that if Dana ate 80 chocolate chip cookies during one rest hour (roughly an hour and fifteen minutes), they'd give her their paychecks. Dana agreed, and soon (this was during lunch) people were making bets on how many she's actually ate. After lunch she went and asked the nurse if it was possible, who said yes, but "I don't advise it." Either way, Dana chickened out, which was probably a good thing, considering the JC's wouldn't give her their paychecks anyway.<br /><br />-Four Year Initiation. I believe I mentioned it before I left, right? Anyways, all went well, although me and Grace got -really- freaked out. I almost cried at this one point, and Grace bawled during the entire thing. We were blind-folded, you see, and the old four-years were flinging around orders for us, and if you don't do what they say you get flopped. Flopped means you have to wait another four years to get initiated, which neither of us wanted. I'm really not allowed to talk about it, but I think I got off easy, compared to some other people's stories.<br /><br />-"Sorry, Wrong Number," was the senior drama show. It was about this old woman who over-hears a telephone conversation about two guys planning a murder. So she goes and called the police and everybody, who don't really do anything, and gets more and more freaked out. Eventually, she gets a telegram from her husband saying he won't be back from work until the next day. She goes kind of nuts, and hears someone pick up the extension phone in the kitchen. She tries to call the police, but right when she does one of the assasins comes in her room and grabs the phone. The last thing you see is her screaming before the curtains close.<br /><br />Anyways, it went really well. We learn later (although not in the actual play) that this woman gets heart attacks, and everytime her husband tries to leave her she gets one and guilts him into staying. So he hires George, the assasin, to kill her. I was the Operator, who the lady basically calls everytime she wants to call someone else (the whole play is over the telephone).<br /><br />----<br /><br />I may write more later, but now my hands hurt. So...yeah. I missed y'all tons and tons, just so you know.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>West Virginia</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2008 07:52:41 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I make the subjects of journals the names of states a lot. I just realized that.<br /><br />Anyways, as you may have guessed, I'm going to West Virginia! For a month. Like, seriously. I'm leaving this Saturday and I won't be back for about a month. I don't know the exact date but...yeah.<br /><br />So...feel free to have your 'Woo, Alex is Gone!' party. Just save me some cake.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Somebody get me a map</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 11 Jul 2008 05:06:33 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Please. I'm lost. *puppyeyes*<br /><br />But seriously. WUT?! I get on the computer, barely awake because the stupid sun wakes me up at 5:40, and I'm all, "Oh, I'm gonna go the Deviantart!" I click on my little bookmark thing and SHAZAM! Total lostness.<br /><br />I had to check the URL. Four times. Then I checked if I was signed on as myself. I was. Then I died.<br /><br />I AM SO CONFUSED! WUT? I mean, I noticed dA changing some stuff and messing around with stuff, but THIS IS FREAKING ME OUT, MAN.<br /><br />And you'd think they'd at least fix the moods if they were gonna do all this stuff. >.<<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Ghosts. For reals, guys.</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 07 Jul 2008 12:00:34 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Seriously. Today and yesterday, I think, me and <a href="http://baykun.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/b/a/baykun.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconbaykun:" title="baykun"/></a> have had our replies twisted around.<br /><br />Basically what happened to me was I would post something, then look at it a while later or when she replied and what I wrote was different! Like, not even close to what I wrote! But it had my username and avatar, the only difference was my signature.<br /><br />Here's an example. One reply I wrote was about this energy drink we would make. I said it would be in a pink can with blue lettering and we would make millions.<br /><br />Later, when she replied, I saw that it had changed to:<br /><br />'Nah it's cool, I understand. There's always the holidays.<br /><br />And thanks. :3'<br /><br />Now. I don't know what's going on, but if this happens to me or her again and you guys get confused, I'm sorry! Just reply to the message and tell me something went wrong.<br /><br />Oh dear...we're haunted. *shudders*<br /><br />And if this is someone out there laughig at me now, I'm going to come after you and kill all your friends and family. And your puppy. And then I'll give you paper cuts all over your body and dump you in the ocean. An ocean of LEMON JUICE.<br /><br />...<br /><br />P.S. I am -not- 'content'. I am the OPPOSITE of 'content'. Darn you, DeviantART!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>I'm Fine...</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 20:30:55 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ ...disregarding my sunburn, jetlag, and the fact that my knees don't seem to be working too well due to the five hour flight. <br /><br />Well, I'm back. Missed me? Naw, you guys probably had a 'Woo, Alex is Gone!' party. Ah, well. That just means I don't have to reply and/or comment on your things 'til tomorrow.<br /><br />California was lovely~ They have much better weather in San Diego than where I live. Psh. Whatever. I did trip over my suitcase when I got there, though...and then when we were on the bus in the parking lot on the way back my sister and my dad told us to get off at this one stop and then we ended up having to walk from 52 to 24. Fun times.<br /><br />I'm never going on an airplane again. Ever.<br /><br />P.S. Why won't DA let me change my moods?! WHY?!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>California</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 26 Jun 2008 14:44:19 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So. Okay. This is to let you all know that I'll be disappearing for about a week. TO CALIFORNIA! We're leaving tomorrow and getting back next Saturday.<br /><br />Yeah.<br /><br />To Emy-kin-muffins - I'll be sending you AWESOME PHYSIC MESSAGES the ENTIRE time I'm there. So...stay sharp, or something.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>*dances*</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 09:10:02 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I have way too much time on my hands. And nothing to do with said time. WUT NOW. <br /><br />But seriously, this week I'm not doing ANYTHING. I'm sitting at home and messing around with Photoshop and messing up on Photoshop and wanting ice cream but learning that there is no ice cream in the house. *bawls* <br /><br />Oh, and I caught it from Jackster, it's not letting me change my mood. :c<br /><br />Hmm...not much point to this journal, was there? <br /><br />...<br /><br />...<br /><br />...<br /><br />Baih. *rushes out*<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Whoop-de-do</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 16 Jun 2008 13:26:22 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ 'Ello thar. *waves*<br /><br />~~~~~~~~<br /><br />Leave a comment and I will:<br /><br />a) tell you why I friended you,<br />b) associate you with something - fandom, a song, a colour, a photo, etc.,<br />c) tell you something I like about you,<br />d) tell you a memory I have of you,<br />e) ask something I've always wanted to know about you,<br />f) tell you my favorite user pic of yours,<br />g) in return, you must post this in your journal.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>My foot hurts muchly...</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 06 Jun 2008 17:44:43 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ ...because I kind of sat on it. Well, see, I was sitting in a chair, right? And I lean over to stick something in the shredder and I have to move the chair closer, thus accidentally trapping my foot underneath one of the legs. And I sat down. And it hurt. -Still- hurts, but I'll be okay.<br /><br />AND NO, THIS IS NOT MADE JUST TO BLABBER ABOUT MY PERSONAL HEALTH. <br /><br />*cough* Anyways, I'm a little late, but I had a lovely birthday. ^-^ Got a nice, shiny tablet (*squeals*), other stuff, other stuff, MUCH chocolate from Saku (*glomps*), and so on and so forth. I'm happy. Happyhappyhappyhappy.<br /><br />My school's show, Honk! went nicely. Although...we messed up on this one part. I won't go into it, because other than that it went off without a hitch. And apparently my sister's friend's mom was crying during one of my songs. And then I felt bad. |<<br /><br />So, one show down, one to go. Woo! *dances around*<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>This here thing</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 18:02:19 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ This here thing was taped to my back by <a href="http://jackieemily197.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/j/a/jackieemily197.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconjackieemily197:" title="jackieemily197"/></a> I think about a grand total of two people actually -read- my journals, much less reply. So...funners.<br /><br />~~~~<br /><br />First ten folks that reply to this here journal will have their names linked here, and I'll pick out my 3 favorite deviations from their gallery and post a link here.<br /><br />There is a catch, however; if you reply to my journal, you then have to post this up in your journal and do exactly the same.<br /><br />1.<a href="http://jackieemily197.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/j/a/jackieemily197.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconjackieemily197:" title="jackieemily197"/></a><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/star_full.gif" width="17" height="16" alt=":star:" title="Star!" /> <a href="http://jackieemily197.deviantart.com/art/free-credit-report-dot-com-86038847">[link]</a><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/star_full.gif" width="17" height="16" alt=":star:" title="Star!" /> <a href="http://jackieemily197.deviantart.com/art/Roru-dear-78694452">[link]</a><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/star_full.gif" width="17" height="16" alt=":star:" title="Star!" /> <a href="http://jackieemily197.deviantart.com/art/STOOPID-76936377">[link]</a> LOL<br />2.<a href="http://baykun.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/b/a/baykun.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconbaykun:" title="baykun"/></a><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/star_full.gif" width="17" height="16" alt=":star:" title="Star!" /> <a href="http://baykun.deviantart.com/art/Say-it-Loud-Say-it-Proud-71916179">[link]</a><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/star_full.gif" width="17" height="16" alt=":star:" title="Star!" /> <a href="http://baykun.deviantart.com/art/Rain-79028372">[link]</a><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/star_full.gif" width="17" height="16" alt=":star:" title="Star!" /> <a href="http://baykun.deviantart.com/art/Deviant-Art-ID-80816446">[link]</a><br />3.<a href="http://kri95neo.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/k/r/kri95neo.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconkri95neo:" title="kri95neo"/></a><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/star_full.gif" width="17" height="16" alt=":star:" title="Star!" /> <a href="http://kri95neo.deviantart.com/art/Saku-New-ID-80104783">[link]</a><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/star_full.gif" width="17" height="16" alt=":star:" title="Star!" /> <a href="http://kri95neo.deviantart.com/art/Kichi-Gaia-Commish-Example-77689850">[link]</a><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/star_full.gif" width="17" height="16" alt=":star:" title="Star!" /> <a href="http://kri95neo.deviantart.com/art/Sonia-Radioactive-85692210">[link]</a><br />4.<br />5.<br />6.<br />7.<br />8.<br />9.<br />10.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>You can tell I'm bored.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 17 May 2008 10:48:51 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Ooo, look! A distraction!<br /><br />RULES:<br /><br />1. tag 10 people (not the one who sent it to you!)<br />2. answer all truthfully<br />3. take it in public!<br />4. tell all tagged on their profile that they have been tagged,<br />and link to your journal.<br /><br />------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />Info<br />[ ] I am shorter than 5'4. (I'm, like, exactly 5'4)<br />[x] I think I'm ugly sometimes.<br />[ ] I have many scars.<br />[ ] I tan easily.<br />[ ] I wish my hair was a different color.<br />[ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.<br />[ ] I have a tattoo.<br />[X] I am self-conscious about my appearance.<br />[ ] I have/I've had braces. <br />[x] I wear glasses.<br />[ ] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.<br />[ ] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.<br />[ ] I have more than 2 piercing.<br />[ ] I have piercing in places besides my ears.<br />[/] I have freckles. (Lol do tiny ones on my arms count? o__o))<br /><br />Family/Home Life<br />[ ] I've sworn at my parents.<br />[ ] I've run away from home.<br />[ ] I've been kicked out of the house.<br />[x] My biological parents are together. <br />[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.<br />[x] I want to have kids someday (Like, one. Then they'll never fight.)<br />[ ] I've lost a child.<br /><br />School/Work<br />[x] I'm in school<br />[ ] I have a job.<br />[ ] I've fallen asleep at work/school.<br />[x] I almost always do my homework.<br />[ ] I've missed a week or more of school. <br />[x] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years. (Ah...hah hah...)<br />[ ] I failed more than 1 class last year<br />[ ] I've stolen something from my job<br />[ ] I've been fired<br /><br />Embarrassment<br />[ ] I've slipped out an "lol" in a spoken conversation.<br />[x] Disney movies still make me cry.<br />[x] I've peed from laughing. (Shhh...)<br />[x] I've snorted while laughing.<br />[x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.<br />[ ] I've glued my hand to something. <br />[x] I've had my pants rip in public. (NOT ANYWHERE EMBARRESSING. On the thigh. Cuz they got caught on the corner of a table. In school.)<br /><br />Health<br />[/] I was born with a disease/impairment (Um...my skin was orange?)<br />[ ] I've gotten stitches/staples.<br />[ ] I've broken a bone<br />[ ] I've had my tonsils removed.<br />[ ] I've sat in a doctorÂs office/emergency room with a friend.<br />[ ] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.<br />[ ] I had a serious surgery.<br />[x] I've had chicken pox. (REALLY BADLY. Like, in my mouth. Ew.)<br />[ ] I've had measles<br /><br />Traveling<br />[x] I've driven over 200 miles in one day.<br />[x] I've been on a plane. <br />[ ] I've been to Canada. <br />[ ] I've been to Mexico.<br />[ ] I've been to Niagara Falls.<br />[ ] I've been to Japan. <br />[ ] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.<br />[ ] I've been to Europe.<br />[ ] I've been to Africa.<br /><br />Experiences<br />[x] I've gotten lost in my city.<br />[ ] I've seen a shooting star.<br />[ ] I've wished on a shooting star<br />[ ] I've seen a meteor shower.<br />[x] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.<br />[ ] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator. <br />[ ] I've kicked a guy where it hurts. (But oh, the temptation.)<br />[ ] I've been to a casino. <br />[ ] I've been skydiving.<br />[ ] I've gone skinny dipping.<br />[ ] I've played spin the bottle.<br />[ ] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.<br />[ ] I've crashed a car.<br />[ ] I've been Skiing.<br />[x] I've been in a play.<br />[ ] I've met someone in person from myspace.<br />[x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.<br />[ ] I've seen the Northern lights.<br />[ ] I've sat on a roof top at night.<br />[ ] I've played chicken.<br />[ ] I've played a prank on someone. (Lol wimp)<br />[ ] I've ridden in a taxi.<br />[ ] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.<br />[ ] I've eaten sushi.<br />[ ] I've been snowboarding.<br /><br />Relationships<br />[x] I'm single<br />[ ] I'm in a relationship<br />[ ] I'm engaged.<br />[ ] I'm married.<br />[ ] I've gone on a blind date.<br />[ ] I've been the dumped more than the dumper.<br />[x] I miss someone right now.<br />[x] I have a fear of abandonment.<br />[ ] I've gotten divorced.<br />[x] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.<br />[ ] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.<br />[ ] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.<br />[ ] I've kept something from a past relationship.<br /><br />Sexuality<br />[x] I've had a crush on someone of the same sex. (Eh heh heh...*hides*)<br />[ ] I've had a crush on a teacher.<br />[x] I am a cuddler. (Woo. Cuddlers represent.)<br />[ ] I've been kissed in the rain.<br />[x] I've hugged a stranger. (Because sometime's it's dark and they're friends or my friend and I'm all, "Lolwhatever.")<br />[ ] I have kissed a stranger<br /><br />Honesty/Cri... ]]></description>
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                <title>LOL QUIZ THING</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 04 May 2008 06:07:05 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Ahahahaha...I know, another journal, but <a href="http://kri95neo.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/k/r/kri95neo.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconkri95neo:" title="kri95neo"/></a> and <a href="http://jackieemily197.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/j/a/jackieemily197.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconjackieemily197:" title="jackieemily197"/></a> had this. <br /><br />ARE YOU?<br /><br />1. Perfect?<br />Lolololol no. -__-<br /><br />2. Tall?<br />Um...I used to be, but then I kind of stopped growing and people are catching up to me. I'm, like, 5'4 or something now.<br /><br />3. In your pajamas?<br />Yuppers, just woke up. <br /><br />4. Left handed?<br />Eheheheh, right handed. I can't even hold the pencil with my left hand.<br /><br />LAST:<br /><br />1. Friend you saw:<br />Um...Jessie-kins, at Bye Bye Birdie yesterday.<br /><br />2. Talked to on the phone?:<br />My dad when he FORGOT TO PICK ME UP FROM HONK AFTER SCHOOL.<br /><br />3. Person to text you:<br />Uh, my friend Becca, I think.<br /><br />4. Was today better than yesterday?<br />Well, considering I've only been concious for about a half hour of today, it's hard to say.<br /><br />FAVORITES:<br /><br />1. Number<br />123, for some odd reason.<br /><br />2. Color(s):<br />Green, blue, uh...white...<br /><br />3. Fruit:<br />I like a lot of them, but me favorites are apples and mangoes. And pinapples, but I prefer the juice.<br /><br />4. Place:<br />Somewhere were I feel included~<br /><br />QUESTIONS & ANSWERS:<br /><br />Q: What was the first thing you did this morning when you got up?<br />A: Practically froze to death, grabbed another blanket, went back to sleep, woke up, brushed my hair, went on the computer. ^-^;;;<br /><br />Q: Do you have anything bothering you?<br />A: Right now? Um...probably the fact that I need to learn my Honk lines, and if the rest of the cast doesn't step on it we may not even have a show at all.<br /><br />Q: What's the last movie you saw?<br />A: ....the very very ending of The Thirteenth Year, when it was on Disney.<br /><br />Q: Where is the last place you went?<br />A: Ritas~ for free italian ice yesterday.<br /><br />Q. Do you smile a lot?<br />A: I guess so...*prods Saku* Do I smile a lot? <br /><br />Q: Do you wish upon stars?<br />A: Sometimes, but I can't really see them where I live.<br /><br />Q: Are you a friendly person?<br />A: Most of the time, but sometimes I get real mopey or angry for no reason at all.<br /><br />Q: Where did you sleep last night?<br />A: Upside-down in my lurvely bed.<br /><br />Q: When was the last time you cried?<br />A: Uhuhuh...when I was watching a particularly funny part of Whose Line. I cry when I laugh too hard. ^-^;;<br /><br />Q: What was your last thought before going to sleep last night?<br />A: "Oh my god it's gonna be freakin' cold when I wake up I should get more blankets but I'm too tired *snore*"<br /><br />Q: Rate life as of right now one being bad ten being great?<br />A: As of now, probably an 8 or 9. I'm on the computer, with nothing to do today except a small bit of math homework~<br /><br />Q: What do you hear right now?<br />A: NOTHING.<br /><br />Q: Does anything hurt right now?<br />A: My right hand, because it's doing the brunt of the typing.<br /><br />Q: What's your favorite month?<br />A: June...May...September...yeah.<br /><br />Q: What did you do last night?<br />A: Computer, was yelled at to go to bed, went to bed, listened to my ipod, turned the fan down, when to sleep.<br /><br />EIGHT EMOTIONS:<br /><br />1. Are you missing someone right now:<br />More like a whole bunch of someones~<br /><br />2. Are you happy?:<br />Yessir!<br /><br />3. Are you sad?:<br />Nosir!<br /><br />4. Are you bored?:<br />Uh-uh. *shakes head*<br /><br />6. Are you nervous?:<br />Kind of, because I have a rehearsal on Tuesday, and everyone's gonna be talking and Mrs. Flynns gonna be mad...<br /><br />8. Are you tired?<br />YES, but I just woke up? Can you blame me?<br /><br />ABOUT YOU:<br /><br />001. Real name?<br />Alexandra (ew)<br /><br />002. Nick names?<br />Alex, Allie, Al, Xela, Oprah, VIPER Minion in charge of Public Affairs/Brownies, (just my last name lol), Lexie, Sammich, and lots others that I can't remember...<br /><br />003. Eye color?<br />Boring blue/grey.<br /><br />004. Zodiac sign?<br />Gemini~ The twins, yo!<br /><br />005. Male or female?<br />Gee, I don't know...(female, for those who can't pick up the sarcasm)<br /><br />[Insert the missing-for-who-knows-what-reason 006 through 007]<br />...*prods*<br /><br />008. Slut?<br />Uh, no.<br /><br />009. Smart?<br />Intelligent, yes, but not so much in the commen sense factor.<br /><br />010. Hair color?<br />Blonde~<br /><br />011. Long or short?<br />Uh, longish shortish. <br /><br />013. Sweats or Jeans?<br />Jeans, yo.<br /><br />014. Phone or Camera?<br />My lurvely little bumble bee phone.<br /><br /... ]]></description>
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                <title>Uh...Hi, there.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 03 May 2008 11:56:28 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Eheheheheheh....yeah. What's up. I know, I haven't done -anything- for a while now, but hopefully I'll get stuff up soon. I've jsut been busy, you know? School...Bye Bye Birdie...Honk...and all that jazz, right?<br /><br />I have some things inked, and I'm attempting a deviant ID (but who knows how that'll turn out), but I keep getting distracted by Whose Line is is Anyway. Hmph. *pouts*<br /><br />Not much to say, just wanted you to know that I'm not dead. Also, me and <a href="http://kri95neo.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/k/r/kri95neo.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconkri95neo:" title="kri95neo"/></a> are going to Hershey Park on May 9. Lotsa fun, that'll be. Our school's bands and chorus are competing at some highschool, and then we're going to the park. I'm excited, certainly.<br /><br />Working my way through the last case of Phoenix Wright: Trials and Tribulations. AGAIN. Remember my annoying, game-deleting sister? She struck again while I was at rehearsal, and now I have to go through the entire case again. Phooey. *pouts*<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>California~</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 12 Apr 2008 17:22:34 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ ...<br /><br />...<br /><br />...<br /><br />...<br /><br />Right, then. I'm kind of in shock. I think, if my parent's actually do some planning this time instead of doing nothing like they did for spring break, I may be in a closer radius to Emy sometime in late June or early July. What I mean is, we're going to California in summer.<br /><br />...<br /><br />...<br /><br />...<br /><br />...<br /><br />Gawd...<br /><br />...<br /><br />...<br /><br />...<br /><br />...<br /><br />For some reason, I have millions of fangirl-like screams in my head, and yet I can't think of anything to say.<br /><br />...<br /><br />...<br /><br />...<br /><br />...<br /><br />Okay. I'm going to try to distract myself. <br /><br />I went to my friend's Bat Mitzvah today. It was mucho fun. I got lost of candy, and learned that I can't understand a word of Hebrew. I think that----<br /><br />NOT WORKING. I AM STILL SPAZZING. AND THEREFORE I HAVE MADE AN EXTREMEMLY SPAMMING JOURNAL.<br /><br />I do believe one word sums up this entire experience.<br /><br />BLARH.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Because rants are good for the soul</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 07 Apr 2008 16:41:56 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ ***WARNING- Phoenix Wright: Justice For All spoilers are romping around this part of the journal. Proceed with caution. *mutters*Feisty lil' buggers.***<br /><br />Ergh! *tears out metaphorical hair* I am -so- mad about the fourth case right now! I mean, throughout almost all of it I was like, "Oh, good, Matt's not the killer. That's nice," 'cuz he's awesome. I want his phone, by the way.<br /><br />But -then- he has to go and hire a stupid assasin and make his hair look like that immortal guy from Naruto's, and be all evil! *sobs* I liked the cute, stupid Matt Engarde! Not the assasin-hiring kind!<br /><br />So, aside from that, I've done the first, second, and fourth cases so far. "Why not the third case," you ask? Because after I finished the second I was all, "WTF EDGWORTH'S DEAD WHY??!!"<br /><br />And then I looked at the picture for the next two cases *because I'm cool like that), and was like, "WTF EDGEWORTH'S NOT DEAD WHY??!!! *click*" And...so now I have to do the third case. I have a sneaking suspicion it's about a circus. Maybe because of those circus-people who were talking in the credits, or the clown flash-back...I don't know.<br /><br />Oh, and Space suit-Oldbag? WHY.<br /><br />***You may continue reading from here if you haven't played Phoenix Wright. Yet. Because you WILL play it.***<br /><br />On a side note, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idsWoDoLkaM">[link]</a> = obsession.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Wayyy to much chocolate...</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 29 Mar 2008 10:44:40 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Ugh...I knew eating that entire solid milk chocolate Dove egg in one sitting was a bad idea...<br /><br />So~ I know I'm a little late for this, but how were your Easters, everyone?! Lots of candy? Bunnies? Uhm...that sort of thing?<br /><br />I got lots of candy. Woo! And some sort of vanilla-scented lip gloss. It smells like frosting! *swoons*<br /><br />....<br /><br />....<br /><br />Ah! This is the most annoying and yet impossible to stop listening to song (at least for me)! And yes, you can't understand it for a reason. It's in Japanese, I believe, and makes me laugh very much. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PZ0xNG2UZI">[link]</a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>*splodes*</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:06:40 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Urgh. Phoenix Wright is going to be my doom. And death. And other stuff.<br /><br />More specifically, the fifth case, Rise from the Ashes, I think it's called. I know, Ema Skye is cool and all, but that lunch-lady is annoying! Angel Starr, -great- name. Almost as creative as Redd White. *sticks tongue out* Or Lotta Hart. I mean, -no one- would figure out how much that sounds like 'Lot of heart'. NO ONE.<br /><br />Anyways, I'm typing this little rant because...I want to. And my hands are cold, so this keeps them from going numb, or whatever. Keeps the blood flowing. Circulation, and all that. *sigh*<br /><br />I mean, I haven't even gotten far! I'm only on the first trial, and the first testimony at that! Urgh...I feel like I've presented -everything- and pressed -everything twice-, but NOTHING!<br /><br />Well, I mean, there's something. The wound was made with a 12 inch knife, and the one they're saying the murderer used is 10 inches, BUT HOW DO I PRESENT THAT??!! *snaps*<br /><br />*over-dramatic sigh* Ah, well. Probably only <a href="http://kri95neo.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/k/r/kri95neo.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconkri95neo:" title="kri95neo"/></a> will know what I'm ranting about. It's her game, after all.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Pennsylvania~</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 21 Mar 2008 07:11:00 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yup. Thas right. I made a new journal. BUT FOR GOOD REASON THIS TIME!<br /><br />As you may have guessed, I'm going to the state pretty much right above me for Easter weekend. We're leaving sometime today, and won't be back until Monday. Just so you know. <br /><br />And...<br /><br />Fred (my imaginary friend) is really excited. His horns are glowing, an he's stopped demanding carrots. Now he demands those marshmallow chicks.<br /><br />And...<br /><br />I don't really know why those happened. *points up* One second you're sitting on the computer, and the next you're possessed by your own imaginary friend. *slaps Fred*<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Alex's amazing journal of boredom </title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 18 Mar 2008 10:40:56 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ ...with the unnecessarily long title.<br /><br />Yeah. Sooo...I had this sinus infection in December, right? It got better. And then, almost a week ago, it decided it would be fun to come -back- and annoy me some more. I want to stab it.<br /><br />I did go see Urinetown The Musical last Sunday, though. I annoyed -everyone- by coughing through the entire thing. It was good, though. Nothing like a funny and depressing musical about having to pay to go to the bathroom and then everyone dies to take your mind off things.<br /><br />I also seem to have a new fascination with listening to songs in a different language that I could never -hope- to understand. And recording stuff on my cellphone from Youtube. <br /><br />Well. This was -so- interesting to type. I do believe that being sick makes me irritable. I mean, I was sick yesterday (and coughing all over Saku in Spanish), but I still went to school. Mainly 'cuz I didn't have a choice, but I -did- want to finish The Epic House. It is done, and very epic. I think Sackie's gonna take pictures of it once we get it back and post them here.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>*winkwinknudgenudge*</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:49:28 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I seem to be making a habit out of stealing things from <a href="http://jackieemily197.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/j/a/jackieemily197.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconjackieemily197:" title="jackieemily197"/></a> <br /><br />A : You like to drink [Um...sure...?]<br />L : Extremely great in bed [.....]<br />E : Great in bed [okay, now you're repeating yourself...]<br />X : You never let people tell you what to do [You know it!]<br /><br />J : People adore you [duh]<br />A : You like to drink [.....]<br />N : You like to drink [Okay, seriously, stop that]<br />E : Great in bed [.......stoppit.........]<br /><br />YOU CAN JUST GUESS MY LAST NAME MUA HA HA!!!<br /><br />? : F*cking crazy [hooooo yeah]<br />? : Great in bed [.....I just won't say anything...]<br />? : You are really silly [see first letter]<br />? : You have a very good personality, looks, and you are a very good kisser [Shweetness]<br />? : Best kisser ever [*clobbers stupid repeating quiz*]<br />? : Awesome kisser [YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!!!]<br />? : You like to drink [....Saku, Jacks, make it stop...]<br />? : One in a million [and that's a good note to stop at]<br /><br />~<br /><br />A : You like to drink.<br />B : You like people.<br />C : You are really silly.<br />D : one in a million.<br />E : Great in bed.<br />F : You are dead sexy.<br />G : You never let people tell you what to do.<br />H : You have a very good personality, looks, and you are a very good kisser.<br />I : Great in bed.<br />J : People Adore you<br />K : You're wild and crazy.<br />L : Extremely great in bed<br />M : Best kisser ever.<br />N : You like to drink.<br />O : Awesome kisser<br />P : You are popular with all types of people.<br />Q : You are a hypocrite.<br />R : F*ckin crazy.<br />S : Easy to fall in love with.<br />T : You're loyal to those you love.<br />U : You really like to chill.<br />V : You are not judgmental.<br />W : You are very broad minded.<br />X : You never let people tell you what to do.<br />Y : Best boy/girl friend any one can ask for.<br />Z : Always ready.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Of ducks and lawyers...</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 08 Mar 2008 17:02:03 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ As some of you (like, two of you) might already know, I recently auditioned for my school's production of the musical Honk! And...I GOT A REALLY GOOD PART! *squeals and runs around in circles* I'm Ida, the ugly duckling's mom. Look it up on Wikipedia, Ida has, like, three or four songs! AND LOTS OF LINES! It's a freakin' PRINCIPLE PART!<br /><br />Look, I'm really excited about this, guysies! In the past... *counts*...seven shows, including Bye Bye Birdie which is currently in rehearsals, I've been in the ensemble. Like, in the back of the stage, behind everybody. And, in one case, behind a One Way sign. So it's about darn time I have a good part!<br /><br />Also, I *cough*borrowed*cough* Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney from <a href="http://kri95neo.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/k/r/kri95neo.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconkri95neo:" title="kri95neo"/></a> Yeah, it pretty much rocks. I would be working my way through the third case like the obsessed person I am, but my sister guilted me into letting her have the DS when she went to a friend's house, and she's not coming back for anothe hour. I do believe I will die now.<br /><br />But seriously, it rocks. And I'm planning on (at least trying to) being a lawyer, so it's even more awesome! *spazzes*<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Lovingly ripped off quiz...</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 02 Mar 2008 12:03:37 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ BWA HA HA!!! Stole this from <a href="http://jackieemily197.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/j/a/jackieemily197.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconjackieemily197:" title="jackieemily197"/></a> who stole it from <a href="http://kri95neo.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/k/r/kri95neo.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconkri95neo:" title="kri95neo"/></a> Fuuuun times.<br /><br />RULES:<br />1) Answer the questions below<br />2) Take each answer and type it into dA search box<br />3) Take a deviation from the first page of results (may use ' popular' or 'newest' ) and post thumb (for subscribers) or link (non-subscribers)<br />4) You can't copy the persons answers who posted this before you<br /><br /><br />1. The age you will be on your next birthday: 13<br /><br /><a href="http://jack666rulez.deviantart.com/art/number-13-51764950">[link]</a><br /><br />But this -is- how old I'll be! Aaaand...*never watched/read this fanbase before so has no clue who it is*<br /><br />2. A place you'd like to travel: Austria<br /><br /><a href="http://naturalbornchaos.deviantart.com/art/Austria-49357085">[link]</a><br /><br />Look at that! It's amazing! Plus I'm part-Austrian, so blah.<br /><br />3. Your favorite place: onstage!<br /><br /><a href="http://dektan.deviantart.com/art/ONSTAGE-41172158">[link]</a><br /><br />Because I'm amazing.<br /><br />4. Your favorite object: Ipod nano<br /><br /><a href="http://ryanide.deviantart.com/art/Female-Ipod-46679230">[link]</a><br /><br />It's so cute! But maih favorite is maih lil' blue one...<br /><br />5. Favorite food: ice cream!<br /><br /><a href="http://vaporotem.deviantart.com/art/Ice-Cream-Cat-69166135">[link]</a><br /><br />because it ROCKS my NONEXISTANT SOCKS!<br /><br />6. Your favorite animal: Chinchillas!<br /><br /><a href="http://theycallmefish.deviantart.com/art/chinchillas-10091097">[link]</a><br /><br />They so fuzzeh...<br /><br />7. Your favorite color: green<br /><br /><a href="http://gnato.deviantart.com/art/green-life-33608067">[link]</a><br /><br />Gasp! Ish awesome.<br /><br />8. The town/state/etc in which you live: Same-place-as-Saku...<br /><br /><a href="http://faint545.deviantart.com/art/Kings-Valley-Speed-66376855">[link]</a><br /><br />*winks* Sorreh, Saku, but there are all of two pictures for our city.<br /><br />9. Name of past pet: ........Fred<br /><br /><a href="http://chibikeba.deviantart.com/art/Bob-n-Fred-sculpty-78901719">[link]</a><br /><br />But all my pets are still living! *bawls*<br /><br />10. A dream come true: To go to a broadway show!<br /><br /><a href="http://blasgo3.deviantart.com/art/The-lamb-lies-down-on-Broadway-74438502">[link]</a><br /><br />BOOM BABY!<br /><br />11. Your nickname/screenname: Alex. And Sammich. And Opie.<br /><br /><a href="http://reiq.deviantart.com/art/Alex-Process-57368209">[link]</a><br />...okaaaayyy...<br /><a href="http://monkeycadaver.deviantart.com/art/Sammich-15243376">[link]</a><br />AWESOME STICK DUDE!!!<br /><a href="http://t-wei.deviantart.com/art/Opie-57747807">[link]</a><br />...Freeeeek-ah muscle dude...<br />THREE FOR THE PRICE OF ONE!!! *spazzes*<br /><br />12. Middle name: Jane<br /><br /><a href="http://milkmongrel.deviantart.com/art/ID2-78919050">[link]</a><br /><br />THE NAME<br />JANE<br />IS SO PLAIN<br />AND RHYMES WITH ELAINE<br /><br />13. Favorite Smell: Cake!<br /><br /><a href="http://pinkcakebox.deviantart.com/art/Topsy-Turvy-Quinceanera-Cake-58682288">[link]</a><br /><br />The kind that is currently cooking downstairs...Mmmm...<br /><br />14. Bad habit of yours: Crossing my legs when I stand<br /><br /><a href="http://matsi-wolf.deviantart.com/art/Matsi-Complete-Reference-16166920">[link]</a><br />...don't know what this has to do with anything...<br /><br />Everybody's always like, "Isn't it uncomfortable?"<br /><br />15. Your first job: Writer<br /><br /><a href="http://rimfrost.deviantart.com/art/COMMISSION-The-Writer-71266639">[link]</a><br /><br />FREAKY AWESOME WRITER!<br /><br />16. Favourite Movie: Cat's Don't Dance (for now)<br /><br /><a href="http://deity-of-destruction.deviantart.com/art/Nothing-s-Gonna-Stop-Us-Now-78772089">[link]</a><br /><br />I was thinking about putting Spirited Away just to annoy Saku and Jacks, but...nah.<br /><br />17. What are you doing right now?: ....typing...?<br /><br /><a href="http://d1m.deviantart.com/art/Typing-30483740">[link]</a><br /><br />No duh.<br /><br />18. Whats The Weather Like?: Cold<br /><br /><a href="http://natsumi33.deviantart.com/art/Out-Cold-78889189">[link]</a><br /><br />But I'm inside, so I can't really tell...<br /><br />19. Favourite Sport: .......dancing<br /><br /><a href="http://lunarmaddness.deviantart.com/art/Dancing-Evil-Tobi-69444879">[link]</a><br /><br />It is SO a sport! *pouts* Quick, evil chibi Tobi, distract them!<br /><br />20. Favourite Music/Style/Band: Showtunes!<br /><br /><a href="http://thibbs.devianta... ]]></description>
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                <title>Mm...I don't really know what to say...</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 23 Feb 2008 13:45:17 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Taking Jacks' cue, I decided I needed a new journal. Take THAT, Jacks! Bwa-ha-ha!<br /><br />Mm...Working on fan art of the 25th APCSB's Logainne Shwartzandgrubenierre. Colored it, but...we'll see. I'm thinking about coloring/re-drawing a few things I sketched last night, and some I sketched a month ago. I don't like coloring that much, unless it really needs it. Like Logainne, she's not Logainne without her blue-and-red school outfit.<br /><br />So...yeah. Wuz up, my home billet skiskits?<br /><br />...<br /><br />...<br /><br />Okay, explanation: In my school's drama production last winter, someone tried to say 'home skillet biscuits'...and it came out 'home billet skiskits'. And now it's my favorite thing ever.<br /><br />OH! Speaking of favorite things: had my first rehearsel for Bye Bye Birdie today. NEW FAVORITE PERSON! This kid named Nick who's a few years younger than me. He's pretty much awesome. I get to sit on him! And I -try- not to squish him, but I'm not making any promises.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Auditions are gonna be the end of me...</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 12 Feb 2008 08:51:45 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Seriously, I have to audition for three things in less than a month. Well, two I've already done, but there's still my school's show. The results:<br /><br />The Secret Garden---None, but I wasn't expecting a part.<br /><br />Bye Bye Birde---Margie and the understudy for Mrs. Macafee. That means I get to scream a lot, hopefully! Yay!<br /><br />Honk Jr---N/A, but I'm hoping for the bullfrog or something like that.<br /><br />Either way, my nerves have pretty much been worn to the end. I do have a new obsession to pass the time, though. *points to Favorites* The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee. Yes, it's a musical about a spelling bee,  but it's hilarious! Seriously!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>AHHHHH! </title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 26 Jan 2008 15:24:54 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Ohmagawd it's the apocalypse! I actually got off my lazy butt and figured out my scanner! I know, right?<br /><br />Anyways, I'm gonna be going crazy for the next few days, trying to come up with something. I'll probably just end up posting more doodles, because I'm awesome like that.<br /><br />That's pretty much it. BYES! *dashes out*<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>*headdesk* Too many sketches...</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 25 Jan 2008 15:26:45 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ It's official. I am my worst critic. *shakes head* I've drawn a lot of junk, mostly unfinished sketches, and some that I really like one day and then hate the next. I finally drew one yesterday that's okay, but when (and if) I post it depends on my scanner. *glares at it* Why can't you just fix yourself?!<br /><br />I've got three auditions coming up. That's right, three. Count 'em! My school's doing Honk, and then two other acting companys are doing Bye Bye Birdie and The Secret Garden. I've been working with my voice teacher person on this on song, 'Falling in Love with Love', for The Secret Garden and Bye Bye Birdie. She's making me breath in four different places! Low front (stomach), middle front (chest), low side (bottom of ribs), and middle side (top of ribs). There are two others, low back and middle back, but really, how are you supposed to make your BACK expand? I dunno.<br /><br />So, that's really it. I also have a page or so of doodles me and Saku drew when we were supposed to be paying attention in Spanish. Features: My Super Awesome Stick Figures which, in the words of Saku, are 'Epic Win!'. She also drew me! Yays! I drew her, but you can just tell how much better she is then me. Heh heh...We have really different styles.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Wah! The heck? I'm back?</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 16 Jan 2008 17:42:21 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So...Hi! Yeah...Haven't posted anything. Woot. My scanner's being a...stupid...rabbit...okay? And I've already dies four times today. Give me a break, guys.<br />
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Still trying to figure everything out here. *shrug* Luckily, I just (like, literally, today) figured out that one of my friend's had a Deviantart account (kri95neo, go look! She rocks my white and blue socks!), so I was all, 'Omg, woe my poor scanner' and she was all, 'You can use mine!' and I was all, 'zOMG U ROCKZORZ *huggles*'....Okay, it didn't really happen like that, but I still can use her's if mine gets even more confusing.<br />
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I'm still kind of pondering what I'd actually post here. I'm a pretty okay drawer, I suppose, but my style has to grow on you, I think. *shrugs* I'll have to draw something sometime.<br />
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Oh, speaking of kri95neo, DARN YOU! *shakes fist* Where's my picture of a girl yelling at a bunch of little kids who are running way from her? I DEMAND MY SELF-PROCLAIMED ARTISTIC GENIUS!<br />
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*calms down* Just tryin' to annoy you, there. Heh heh...<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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