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                <title>i'm having waffles!</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 03:22:58 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ oh hello there! yus is me still here lurking around. you may have noticed that i havent submitted an awful lot and are probably thinking why in heck do i watch this person there is nothing here but blank space, or something along these lines. well any way im here to say hold o n! there is much exciting items that are soon to appear in said blank spaces. hopefully.either way i have an awful lot of things planned to be made. ive already started my 1950's polka dot dress for the secret film of wonder (which may even one day be made) then ive started research etc for my medieval dress for alexs bithday party woo! but then of course i might have to make the costume for gorj as well because he is completley useless, what do you think leper or jester? then of course nicola saw me lookin at medieval dresses and wanted one, but she wants one like taylors swifts when shes stood on the balcony, so that should be fun. and then one day i will actually make a jane austen dress like ive been meaning to since the beginning of the year, i have the patterns for both dress and spencer jacket. plus i may even one day make my banana jacket, the excitement. so im thinking bumper visit to fabricland in the hols hey? especially if chelles going to actually make as many clothes as shes panning to as well. so yes theres my reasoning for being so quiet. the other reason is of course sheer laziness.<br />oh yes and my sister had her baby!! she's caled isabell 9although she keeps forgetting what shes called her already) so i have to make her an octopus that ive promised her for ages.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>folders files and clowns</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 27 Feb 2009 10:34:08 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ does anybody know what those folder things are with the different coloured corners? they're normally a sort of brown beige colour with a darker brown coloured corners with a simple label sticker thing on the front with what it is on it. they normally get used in universities or colleges or something when i think of them i think of old victorian professors that really go gallivanting in the jungle or something. ive been googleing everything i can think of for folders and files but all its come up with is computer jargon (and a rather terrifying clown which was a bit weird) and i really need to find out what they look like.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>singer machine</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 23 Feb 2009 11:07:26 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ so i just bought this amazing sewing machine, well i say jsut i got it a week ago (on its birthday squee) in wotnots this sort of junky second handplace, for Â£35 which i thought wasnt bad. it all works except it hasnt got a belt on it, so my dad rang some dude and he said hed fix it for a tenner, which again is pretty good. anyway so i had to tidy my room like crazy so he wouldnt think i was a complete slob or something, there was vacuums and everything. he walked in and was like what a young person(yoof) like yo doing with a treadle machine and i was ermumblemumble (you can see im great at talking to strangers cant you?) he put the belt on real easy and then thought hed fix up the foot plate thing as well, then he tested it ( by this point dad had come home so he was actually talking to dad as i mumbled behind him like) he said the treadles buggered. what?! thats just rude, so he explained stuff about the bearings being missing from the bit that turns the wheel and that he couldnt do a thing about it, hes only qualified in the stuff (thats sarcastic he really wouldnt do anything about it) but dad being one of those magical people that seem to know how to do everything said yes i can do that got some in the garage (surprise surprise) and the bloke was just right well ill let you do that (thanks very much) if he didnt mind him asking how much did you buy it for. $Â£35. ooo *sucks in air in an annoying fashion) what too much? hmm much too much, thanks for that well its too late shut the hell up. you know i have loads of these out the back, if i find one better ill bring it over for you ( i admit that was nice) probably got 15 or so just hanging around normally jsut chuck em in the tip. marvelous thanks for telling us that. anyway so for now im jsut gonna hand crank it and i might be getting a new one somewhen which will be pretty awesome i admit.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>hurrrrrrr</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 09 Feb 2009 10:19:10 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ damn you chelle for getting me saying that.<br />but yeah my computer is annoying me cus this popup thing keeps popping up (funnily enough) and saying ooo loads of evil stuff found on you computer do you want to buy this. no i do not thanks. oo you really wanna risk going unprotected in the big wide internets well yes compared to buying that of you $70. especially when im not even sure its real. the last time something like that popped up i clicked it and it was like ooo i jsut infected you. ive just realised this all sounds like STD's or something, ive half a mind just to cover my laptop in cling film see if thatll do anything. bloody asbo nerds sending their crap all over the place. just cus youll never get laid stop pissing other people of with rubbish about worms and credit card details, i dont even have acredit card dork face!<br />and my stomach hurts <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/frown.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":(" title=":( (Sad)" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>im not dead!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 14 Sep 2008 04:22:01 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ i'm really not dead,  i just thought i'd put a journal up so people knew. i've jsut been really busy cus i've jsut started sixth form and i've got far too much homework already. and i've got ten tons of things to make which probably isn't helping. right well the list is<br />a tiger for nicola (though thats finished now)<br />a panda for becky<br />a flying pig for mum<br />leg warmers for chelle (and so i can bet sammy woohoo!)<br />and a smexy hat for alex<br />plus i've been learning to crochet and that Amigurumi thingy, so i dont have much of a life any more (haha like i had one before) and i caught a cold of of my two year old niece how rude is that!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Who needs a Doctor?</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 14:42:04 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Hello!<br /><br />Do you like my new Who-fied profile page?<br /><br />Its lovely.<br /><br />I like it.<br /><br />I hope you do.<br /><br />RAAAAAAAR I'M A SCARY MONSTER!<br /><br />I'm scarier than YOU.<br /><br />HAHA just kidding.<br /><br />You're all really scary.<br /><br />WATCH DOCTOR WHO!!!!<br /><br /><br /><br />...<br /><br /><br />...<br /><br /><br /><sub>lol guess who?</sub><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>london bus for the prom??</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 26 Apr 2008 10:36:14 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ this is of course for all people i go to school with so if you dont then you dont have to bother reading this. gorj has somehow managed to find a way of taking a london bus to the prom so all people who want to, talk to him we need to get as many people to do it as we can so then it'll be cheaper for everyone. kk<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>i gots tagged</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 30 Mar 2008 04:35:14 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ well not really, but here it is<br />[ ] I am shorter than 5'4. (oh if only)<br />[x] I think I'm ugly sometimes.<br />[x] I have many scars. (well from small scary animals)<br />[ ] I tan easily. (as a fish does)<br />[ ] I wish my hair was a different color.<br />[ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.<br />[ ] I have a tattoo. (i want on of a frog)<br />[x] I am self-conscious about my appearance.<br />[x] I have/I've had braces.<br />[ ] I wear glasses. But I don't usually wear them.<br />[ ] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.<br />[x] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.(an ugly stranger)<br />[x] I have more than 2 piercing.<br />[ ] I have piercing in places besides my ears.<br />[x] I have freckles. (i wish i had them more though)<br /><br />Family/Home Life<br />[x] I've sworn at my parents.(not properly though)<br />[ ] I've run away from home.<br />[ ] I've been kicked out of the house.<br />[ ] My biological parents are together.<br />[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.<br />[ ] I want to have kids someday.<br />[ ] I've had children.<br />[ ] I've lost a child.<br /><br />School/Work<br />[x] I'm in school. (for like the rest of my life)<br />[x] I have a job.( i work with my mother)<br />[x] I've fallen asleep at work/school.<br />[x] I almost always do my homework. (except the important stuff)<br />[x] I've missed a week or more of school. (in hospital oh joy)<br />[ ] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years. <br />[ ] I failed more than 1 class last year. (only RE)<br />[x] I've stolen something from my job. (an apricot)<br />[ ] I've been fired.<br /><br />Embarrassment<br />[x] I've slipped out an "lol" in a spoken conversation.(not really slipped, LOL)<br />[x] Disney movies still make me cry.(lie how can they not)<br />[ ] I've peed from laughing.<br />[x] I've snorted while laughing.(last night)<br />[x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.<br />[x] I've glued my hand to something.(yeah my other hand)<br />[ ] I've had my pants rip in public.<br /><br />Health<br />[ ] I was born with a disease/impairment<br />[ ] I've gotten stitches/staples<br />[ ] I've broken a bone<br />[ ] I've had my tonsils removed.<br />[ ] I've sat in a doctorÂs office/emergency room with a friend.<br />[ ] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.<br />[ ] I had a serious surgery.<br />[x] I've had chicken pox.<br />for being quite diseased iÂve done none of that<br />Traveling<br />[ ] I've driven over 200 miles in one day.<br />[x] I've been on a plane. (and hated it)<br />[ ] I've been to Canada.<br />[ ] I've been to Mexico.<br />[ ] I've been to Niagara Falls.<br />[ ] I've been to Japan.<br />[ ] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.<br />[x  I've been to Europe.(funny that)<br />[ ] I've been to Africa.<br /><br /><br />Experiences<br />[x] I've gotten lost in my city. (we werenÂt really lost)<br />[x] I've seen a shooting star.<br />[x] I've wished on a shooting star.<br />[ ] I've seen a meteor shower.<br />[x] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.(AlexÂs party, you really can wear anything with dungarees)<br />[ ] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.<br />[ ] I've kicked a guy where it hurts. (i hit gorj there)<br />[ ] I've been to a casino.<br />[ ] I've been skydiving.<br />[ ] I've gone skinny dipping.<br />[x] I've played spin the bottle.<br />[ ] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.<br />[ ] I've crashed a car.<br />[ ] I've been Skiing.<br />[x] I've been in a play.(funny that taking drama)<br />[ ] I've met someone in person from myspace.<br />[x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.(it was really cold)<br />[ ] I've seen the Northern lights.<br />[x] I've sat on a roof top at night.<br />[ ] I've played chicken. (bucuk!)<br />[x] I've played a prank on someone.<br />[x] I've ridden in a taxi.<br />[x] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.(not in fishnets though)<br />[x] I've eaten sushi.<br />[ ] I've been snowboarding.<br /><br />Relationships<br />[x] I'm single.<br />[ ] I'm in a relationship.<br />[ ] I'm engaged.<br />[ ] I'm married.<br />[ ] I've gone on a blind date.<br />[ ] I've been the dumped more than the dumper.<br />[ ] I miss someone right now. (yeah i gave up)<br />[ ] I have a fear of abandonment.<br />[ ] I've gotten divorced.<br />[x] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back. (ahahaha!)<br />[ ] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.<br />[ ] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.<br />[ ] I've kept something from a past relationship.<br /><br />Sexuality<br />[ ] I've had a crush on someone of the same sex.<br />[x] I've had a crush on a teacher.<br />[x] I am a cuddler.<br />[ ] I've been kissed in the rain. (that should be iv been kissed,)<br />[ ] I've hugged a stranger.<br />[ ] I have kissed a stranger.<br /><br />Honesty/Crime<br />[ ] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.<br />[x] I've don... ]]></description>
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                <title>da tinterwebs!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 20 Feb 2008 07:48:27 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ OMG for the first time ever this is a journal from my fathers house. OMG!! i bet a load of you are just like yeah whatever but it is quite big for me as it has only taken about 2 or 3 years to persuade my dad to get the internets and not get dial up so here it is. oh and tommorow im having yorkshire puddings and ice cream for tea, yes together apparently its really good.<br />groups 'n' stuff<br /><a href="http://hand-sewers-unite.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/h/a/hand-sewers-unite.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconhand-sewers-unite:" title="hand-sewers-unite"/></a> <a href="http://mushy-plushie.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/m/u/mushy-plushie.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconmushy-plushie:" title="mushy-plushie"/></a> <a href="http://plushiesrock.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/p/l/plushiesrock.png" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconplushiesrock:" title="plushiesrock"/></a> <a href="http://madeby-me.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/m/a/madeby-me.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconmadeby-me:" title="madeby-me"/></a> <br /><a href="http://cute-craft.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/c/u/cute-craft.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconcute-craft:" title="cute-craft"/></a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>picture tag</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 19 Feb 2008 11:08:44 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ i think i got tagged by chelle but it was a pretty cool idea so i thought id do it anyway<br />1) Answer the questions below<br />2) Take each answer and type it into dA search box<br />3) Take a deviation from the first page of results (may use ' popular' or 'newest' ) and post thumb (for subscribers) or link (non-subscribers)<br />4) You can't copy the persons answers who posted this before you<br /><br /><br />1. The age you will be on your next birthday: 16<br /> <a href="http://aliid.deviantart.com/art/16-20971948">[link]</a><br /><br />2. A place you'd like to travel: Ireland<br /><a href="http://Gar62.deviantart.com/art/Ireland-24842168">[link]</a><br /> <br /><br />3. Your favorite place: a field<br /><a href="http://oriontrail.deviantart.com/art/Field-of-gold-35158741">[link]</a><br /><br /><br /><br />4. Your favorite object: ma moose<br /><a href="http://Headfones.deviantart.com/art/Conversation-With-A-Blue-Moose-24563723">[link]</a><br /> <br /><br />5. Favorite food: coopcake<br /><a href="http://PeterPan-Syndrome.deviantart.com/art/EMO-cupcake-43242908">[link]</a><br /> <br /><br />6. Your favorite animal: otter<br /><a href="http://cycoze.deviantart.com/art/Otter-Portrait-77664176">[link]</a> <br /><br />7. Your favorite color: purple!!<br /><a href="http://g00dapple.deviantart.com/art/Purple-21025618">[link]</a> <br /><br />8. The town in which you live: yate<br /><a href="http://GregRowell.deviantart.com/art/Tree-near-yate-rocks-58019058">[link]</a> <br /><br />9. Name of past pet: coco<br /> <a href="http://tabzthefish.deviantart.com/art/Coco-53258213">[link]</a><br /><br />10. A dream come true: ...cheese<br /> <a href="http://Maronie.deviantart.com/art/Cheese-35267567">[link]</a><br /><br />11. Your nickname/screenname: anjar<br /> <a href="http://BobOfMassDistraction.deviantart.com/art/SHROOM-62983462">[link]</a><br /><br />12. Middle name: samantha<br /><a href="http://aikommissions.deviantart.com/art/samantha-48007874">[link]</a> <br /><br />13. Favorite Smell: summer<br /><a href="http://Princess-of-Shadows.deviantart.com/art/summer-melody-55531620">[link]</a> <br /><br />14. Bad habit of yours: forgetting stuff<br /> <a href="http://Jontamar.deviantart.com/art/Fish-of-forgetting-49531749">[link]</a><br /><br />15. Your first job: school<br /> <a href="http://13thousand.deviantart.com/art/School-5972486">[link]</a><br /><br />16. Favourite Movie: 13th warrior<br /> <a href="http://TheDeadStare.deviantart.com/art/The-13th-Warrior-75478531">[link]</a><br /><br />17. What are you doing right now? this obviously<br /> <a href="http://RainbowCookee.deviantart.com/art/sketches-obviously-74618833">[link]</a><br /><br />18. Whats The Weather Like? dark<br /> <a href="http://Rimfrost.deviantart.com/art/A-Dark-Girl-67739714">[link]</a><br /><br />19. Favourite Sport: eating<br /><a href="http://lime-tree.deviantart.com/art/Healthy-Eating-60880586">[link]</a> <br /><br />20. Favourite Music/Style/Band: folk rock<br />//Maxwell-Vibe.deviantart.com/art/D-D-E-Lights-6763517<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>1000's</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 25 Jan 2008 08:27:27 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ damn i missed my 1000th page view damn people for looking at me so much now no one shall get a picture and i had a really good idea too. but keep lookin at me so i can do one for 2000th!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>world book day</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 17 Jan 2008 11:14:58 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <i>Following the success of last year's event, where staff came to school dressed as their favourite fictional characters, this year students will get a chance to do the same. Prizes will be available for the best costumes. Students will receive more information about the event during this term.<i><br />
now thats pretty cool, except who <i> is <i> my favourite book character, i have til march 6th to stroke my (metaphorical) beard over it, i hope it includes making something. any ideas<br />
oh and chelle i have your journal if you didnt get my other message</i></i></i></i><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>paper stars</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2007 11:37:19 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ any one who knows me will know that i am currently obsessed, wait I'm OBSESSED with stars and i was just mooching about when i found these little things called paper stars and they are taking over the fricking WORLD!! honestly they are every where, just search stars and there they are, hundreds of 'em, so join the revolution and see how many stars you can make, prettiest, most, weirdest or even funky conceptual (I've had some ideas all ready) I'll put the link up (hopefully)<br />
<a href="http://www.dltk-kids.com/world/japan/morigami_star.htm">[link]</a><br />
they're so simple its insane, and so addictive you won't know it! enjoy!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>well i never knew that about dumbledore</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 20 Oct 2007 04:06:32 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ i was just listening to the radio and heard this little nugget of information. Dumbledore of J.K RRowlings harry potter books, is gay, or rather was gay what ever, he was and thats quite freaky.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>OMG i see stars!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 31 Aug 2007 08:15:55 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ WOOOOOooooOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!111!!!eleven!!!<br />
i cant beleive it like LOL and ROFLMAO. guess what??? i just got a starry paint brush and painted my kau starry!!! that like just so wow i may fall over! ive been saving for 3 months, only on thursdays and every other weekend and i can finally afford it! i thought it would be 280k but i got it for 119k which is like woah saving! and my ! button is going to fall off soon, but yay im so happy. oh for any one who doesnt know im on about neopets, my names campervanfrog on there too so look up my kau ubergherkincheese and marvel at her starriness!!<br />
p.s i keep forgetting to bring up my folder and thats why i havent put anything up for ages!! plus i dont even know where the scanner is, but i will get to it my leetle chumys!!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>YAY!! thats such a crap title, but oh well its rea</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 30 Jul 2007 02:16:56 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ ^ my title doesnt fir <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/frown.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":(" title=":( (Sad)" /> i spent ages on that, darn it!<br />
yeah wow that was long but hey. this is very important new so listen up!! maybe that should have been the journal title, shorter and snappie and make you all want to know what im talking about, i guess you want to know what it is now dont you well ok then.<br />
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IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TOMMOROW!!<br />
<br />
well now you know i am expecting birthday presents from you all, ok. yup tommorow i will be officially 15! i am the baby of the group its very sad <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/frown.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":(" title=":( (Sad)" /> but oh well. im going to have a tea party! and maybe go up wapley, and to all my smelly friends who are reading this i want my hat!!<br />
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<br />
ok well what other interesting things have been happening to me while i have been away i hear you all wondering, well i dont want to keep you in suspense because im sure you all really want to know, damn what has been happening i cant even remember. i went to the mall. umm...im learning short hand...damnit why does nothing exciting ever happen to me!<br />
well there you go theres another thrilling journal entry from me and im sure you cant wait until the next one can you? well youre going to have to. over and out until i can get on the internet again.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>alton towers</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 21 Jul 2007 02:50:08 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ woot so the alton towers thing got cancelled because the whole of paret of the motor way is flooded, as in completley underwater so we wouldnt have got there if we had gone which sucks as we woke up at hlaf six to go then found out, then couldnt get back to sleep so ive been awake too long already! not good. but did any one queue up for the harry potter book, apparently the queue in london was a mile and half at least, thats just sad. but alexs nan came round this morning witha copy, and unfortunatley while looking at the last page to see how long it is, i found out whether harry dies or not, but im not goingto tell any one because im not that mean *cough. but its not all bad as we're going to go see the film later on (as in the harry potter one obviously) and everyones going! its amazing the whole odd squad. well thats all i can think of saying so bye! lets see if alex has anything to say.<br />
waaaaaaaaaa!!!<br />
yes she's not that bright, so thats all she can say over and over again.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>if you haven't seen dr who, yet. do not read!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 30 Jun 2007 12:18:45 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ so like omg the last in the series of dr who was so totally amazing. that was really scary when the dr was old old and midgety with MASSIVE eyes, very strange. but that was so good when he came back with all of those people thinking of him at the same time and he was all glowy and flying, me and my sister were all like aww! but the master is completely insane! hes almost as fit as the doctor (but not quite) though he did go a bit psycho scary. but when he died and the doctor was crying and going dont die!! that was sad i nearly cried. although rich was spouting a load of gay innuendo. but i still dont get what that drumming was about, although a lot of people kept drumming in school to the point i had to yell at someone. at the end when jack was going i thought he was going to snog the doctor, thats what he usually does, but then i suppose this is a family show and all. but uber OMG captain jacks the face of boe! that was completely unexpected, but good! i love when stuff like that all ties together at the end of it. i wonder if the creaters planned that when jack and the face of boe first come in that would be interesting, and what if he had met himself, confusing! and will martha stay freema whatsherface says that shes not definatly staying so she might come back but she might come back, who knows? but that must have been the best series finally.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>kdufk</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 30 May 2007 03:33:22 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ yay, im happy today.  just thought that id let you all know that im part of the patchworkers (icon<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/letters/=p.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":p" title=":p (Lick)" />atchworkers: ) thingy. now all i have to do is wait for chelle to upload the pictures of the plushies. ive also just found out that i do have to go in on the monday and friday to the heritage centre (fo my work experience) can you believe it the damn people are opening the whole thing just so that we can go in there, how nice of them.and i had to walk most of the way home yesterday from alexs with matt, joy of all joys. hes the person i have to do work ex with and he is really boring. all he talks about is steamtrains and his model railway. now im not saying that thats is boring if any of you do it, but i had nothing to say for half an hour while he rattled on about it. the only hting me and him have in common is the fact that we both know george. that is it. oh well, ok bye!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>its a frog's life.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 21 Apr 2007 08:01:47 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ yup, guess what ive been doing pretty much all day. cleaning the ponds at my mums house, its been well fun. why i hear you ask, because of course i got covered in much and slime and its been amazing. i had to get all of the green yucky water out and just chuck it on the grass, but there' millions (ok maybe not millions) of tadpoles so i had to sieve all of them out and put them all in jars. and at the time there was two frogs jumpeing between the two sides of the pond.<br />
and then i cleaned the other pond doing the same thing, but half way through realising a much simpler way of doing that would have saved me about an hour, every now and then i saw a frog pop up, but it wasnt until after that i counted how many there was, and then i counted again and there was more and then i came back later and there was still more. i sat there watching and and yes there was still more, in total theres at least nine, one of them being a really cool orange one.<br />
im very happy as i ve finally managed to get round to writing more of my story and ive started another one, but i only write that one when i cant sleep at about 12, so it might not be that good. school in two days yipee.doctor who tommorow cus im taping it. going to some kind of castle tommorow which should be fun, i sure aas hell hope it is. nearly finished the underdress of my dress, started on the over one and already screwed it up, yay! but i cant find  anywhere that sells alum, so if anyone knows please tell me!! havent finished any of my homewrok yet.damn.<br />
and chelle, ive got half way on your golfball, being ive done the outline of its face. have you finished the piccy yet?<br />
so there you have the last week of my life on one page.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>well, yeah</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:37:40 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ i just thought this was funny, plus the really long jouornal was bugging me.<br />
right so we were in a germish lesson and everyone was talking, like usual snd our teacher was starting to get really annoyed and everyone was ignoring all the stuff she was saying so she said:<br />
'am i speaking a different language or something?' <br />
and everyone stopped doing what they were talking about and said:<br />
'well, yeah'<br />
burst out laughing, then of course carried on talking.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>life thingies</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 08 Mar 2007 08:47:11 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ i got tagged by chelle, again. actually did i, i might just have wanted to do it, hehe<br />
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Level 1<br />
() Smoked A Cigarette <br />
() Smoked A Cigar<br />
() Smoked Weed<br />
(x) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex (like my mum)<br />
(x) Drank Alcohol (hmm, cider)<br />
<br />
SO FAR: 2<br />
<br />
Level 2<br />
( ) Are / Been In Love <br />
( ) Been Dumped<br />
(x) Shoplifted (sweet necklace)<br />
( ) Been Fired<br />
(x) Been In A Fist Fight (nicola, somem other people...)<br />
<br />
SO FAR: 4 <br />
<br />
Level 3<br />
( ) Snuck Out Of A Parent's House. <br />
( ) Had Feelings For Someone Who Didn't Have Them Back<br />
( ) Been Arrested<br />
( ) Made Out With A Stranger<br />
( ) Gone Out On A Blind Date<br />
<br />
SO FAR: 4<br />
<br />
Level 4<br />
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person<br />
(x) Skipped School (to go to the dentist)<br />
( ) Slept With A Co-worker<br />
( ) Seen Someone / Something Die <br />
<br />
SO FAR: 6<br />
<br />
Level 5<br />
( ) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your MYSPACE Friends<br />
( ) Been To Paris<br />
(x) Been To Spain<br />
(x) Been On A Plane<br />
( ) Thrown Up From Drinking<br />
<br />
SO FAR: 8<br />
<br />
Level 6<br />
(x) Eaten Sushi<br />
( ) Been Snowboarding<br />
( ) Met Someone BECAUSE Of Myspace<br />
( ) Been in a mosh pit<br />
<br />
SO FAR: 9<br />
<br />
Level 7<br />
( ) Been In An Abusive Relationship<br />
(x) Taken Pain Killers <br />
( ) Love(d) Someone Who You Can't Have<br />
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By<br />
() Made A Snow Angel<br />
<br />
SO FAR: 11<br />
<br />
Level 8<br />
(x) Had A Tea Party (yay, the lemonade exploded on sammy)<br />
(x) Flown A Kite (i think)<br />
(x) Built A Sand Castle(a really big one)<br />
(x) Gone Puddle Jumping (of course)<br />
(x) Played Dress Up (i went as a goth)<br />
<br />
SO FAR: 16<br />
<br />
Level 9<br />
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves ( my dad dared me to)<br />
( ) Gone Sledding (what?)<br />
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game (hehehe)<br />
( ) Been Lonely<br />
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School (i was ill)<br />
<br />
SO FAR: 19<br />
<br />
Level 10<br />
( ) Used A Fake / Someone Else's ID<br />
(x) Watched The Sun Set<br />
( ) Felt An Earthquake<br />
( ) Killed A Snake<br />
<br />
SO FAR: 20<br />
<br />
Level 11<br />
(x) Been Tickled<br />
(x) Been Robbed / Vandalized (im sure i have)<br />
( ) Robbed Someone <br />
( ) Been Misunderstood<br />
(x) Pet A Deer (it slobbered on me)<br />
<br />
SO FAR: 23<br />
<br />
Level 12<br />
(x) Won A Contest<br />
( ) Been Suspended <br />
(x) Had Detention ( i annoyed the teacher all the way through)<br />
( ) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident <br />
<br />
SO FAR: 25<br />
<br />
Level 13<br />
(x) Had / Have Braces<br />
( ) eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night<br />
(x) had deja vu<br />
(x) danced in the moonlight<br />
<br />
SO FAR: 28<br />
<br />
Level 14<br />
(x) Hated The Way You Look<br />
( ) Witnessed A Crime<br />
( ) Pole Danced <br />
( ) Questioned Your Heart<br />
(x) Been obsessed with post-it-notes<br />
<br />
SO FAR: 30<br />
<br />
Level 15<br />
(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud (it was muddy)<br />
(x) Been Lost (i have the worst sense of direction)<br />
( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World <br />
(x) Swam In The Ocean<br />
(x) Felt Like You Were Dying <br />
<br />
SO FAR: 34<br />
<br />
Level 16<br />
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep<br />
( ) Played Cops And Robbers<br />
(x) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers<br />
(x) Sang Karaoke<br />
( )Paid For A Meal With Only Coins<br />
<br />
SO FAR: 37<br />
<br />
Level 17<br />
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't (had braces)<br />
( ) Made Prank Phone Calls<br />
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose(way too often)<br />
( ) Kissed In The Rain<br />
<br />
SO FAR: 39<br />
<br />
Level 18<br />
( ) Written A Letter To Santa Claus<br />
( ) Been Kissed Under A Mistletoe <br />
( ) Watched The Sun Set With Someone You Care / Cared About<br />
(x) Blown Bubbles (bubbles, bubbles!)<br />
(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach well we tried at least<br />
<br />
SO FAR: 41<br />
<br />
Level 19<br />
( ) Crashed A Party<br />
( ) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People<br />
(x) Gone Rollerskating / Blading<br />
(x) Had A Wish Come True (summat really sad though.. cant remember)<br />
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey <br />
SO FAR:43<br />
<br />
Level 20<br />
(x) Worn Pearls <br />
(x) Jumped Off A Bridge (a really small one)<br />
( )Swam With Dolphins<br />
( ) Screamed "Penis" In Class (everything but)<br />
SO FAR: 45<br />
<br />
Level 22<br />
(x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole / Freezer/ice Cube <br />
( ) Kissed A Fish<br />
(x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes (i wore my dads jumpers alot)<br />
(x) Sat On A Roof Top (sammy, i think we were in our pyjamas, so it was vair cold)<br />
<br />
SO FAR: 48<br />
<br />
Level 23<br />
(x... ]]></description>
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                <title>ive been tagged, again</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 15 Feb 2007 11:06:29 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ i got tagged by <a href="http://timeandspace.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/t/i/timeandspace.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="timeandspace" /></a><br />
Well, I am now a victim of the Tag Game. The 1st player of this "game" starts with the topic "6 weird habits/things/hates about yourself" and people who get tagged MUST write a journal about their 6 weird habits/things/hates as well as state this rule clearly. In the end, you need to choose the next 6 people to be tagged and list their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says "you are tagged" in their devpage comments and tell them to read yours...<br />
(yes sorry i did copy that straight off you)<br />
1. does being a chocoholic count as a weird habit?<br />
2. spelling fine in real life and really badly on the computer.<br />
3. umm, fish scales are (or at least used to be) a main ingredient of lipstick.<br />
4. my dog drools when hes hungry sometimes on your foot.<br />
5. I hate dirty bluetac, it makes me go all funny, and reused chewing gum.<br />
6. I hate people who copy other people in fashion, like to the letter, its                 incredibbly annoying.<br />
well it says weird stuff.<br />
i tag anyone who read this, and sammy<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>i got tagged, stupid feet</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 15 Feb 2007 10:57:44 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ and this one is my own!<br />
British<br />
[ ] You drink a lot of tea. yuck, i hate it.<br />
[x] You know what a brolly is. of course<br />
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life. its annoying, hear hear.<br />
[] You wanted Ben to win X Factor. who da?<br />
[x] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."<br />
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy. only at the seaside, otherwise i hate them<br />
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast. hmm, lovelovelove<br />
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.<br />
[] Its football...not soccer. otherwise it would be in the american section<br />
Total: 4<br />
<br />
Australian<br />
[] You wear flip flops all year. cant stand them<br />
[ ] You call flipflops thongs not flip flops.<br />
[] You love a backyard barbie.<br />
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.<br />
[x] You love the beach. haha, sandcastles<br />
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.damn<br />
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.<br />
[] You are tanned. - all year, lol hardly ever<br />
[] You're a bit of a bogan. well i maybe but i deny it<br />
[x] You have an australian something kookabura in a can.<br />
Total:4<br />
<br />
Italian<br />
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.<br />
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.<br />
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces. probably, never asked<br />
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes. again lovelovelove<br />
[ ] You know Italian songs.<br />
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color. to an extent of boring<br />
[ ] You speak some italian.<br />
[ ] You are under 5'10''<br />
[ ] You know what a italian horn is<br />
[ ] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!<br />
[x] You talk with your hands. only sometimes though<br />
Total: 4<br />
<br />
Spanish<br />
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.<br />
[] You speak spanish or some.<br />
[] You like tacos.<br />
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.<br />
[] You are dark skinned.<br />
[ ] You know what a Puta is. <br />
[x] You talk fast occasionally. when im hyper, very fast <br />
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair. once, bright pink<br />
[] You know what platanos are.<br />
Total: 2<br />
<br />
Russian<br />
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.<br />
[x] You get short tempered.<br />
[ ] You know of somebody named natasha. i used to, she was ugly<br />
[x] You get cold easily. i was born in the summer<br />
[] Rain is fun for you. uhh, yuck<br />
[ ] You get into contests all the time. <br />
[] You can easily make do with the cold weather. no<br />
Total: 2<br />
<br />
Irish<br />
[ ] You think beer is the best. cider all the way<br />
[x ] You have a bad temper. hehe<br />
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.<br />
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.<br />
[] You like the color green. like the rest of them i guess<br />
[ ] You have been to a st. pattys day party.<br />
[x] You have a family member from Ireland. somewhere<br />
[ ] You have blonde hair.<br />
[x] You have/had freckles. sometimes, on my arms as well<br />
[] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.<br />
Total: 3<br />
<br />
African American<br />
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually<br />
[ ] You have nappy hair. WTF<br />
[ ] You like rap.<br />
[x] You know how to shoot a gun in all technicallicaly, yes<br />
[x] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.<br />
[x] You like chicken.<br />
[] You like watermelon. only melon i hate<br />
[ ] You can dance. pah, get real<br />
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.<br />
Total: 3<br />
<br />
Asian<br />
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.<br />
[ ] You like rice a lot. <br />
[ ] You are good at math. im supposed to get b, but not really<br />
[ ] You have played the piano. badly<br />
[ ] You have family from asia.<br />
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth. very self concious<br />
[ ] Most people think you're chinese. <br />
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.<br />
[ ] You go to Baulko.<br />
Total: 1<br />
<br />
German<br />
[x] You like bread. lovelovelove<br />
[x] You think German Chocolate is good. it is actually<br />
[x] You Speak some German. four years of it, and im not very good<br />
[x] You know what Schnitzel is. *snort* yes<br />
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.<br />
[] You went to Pre-school. uhh, nursery does that count<br />
[x] You're over 5'2 why are germans tall?<br />
Total: 5<br />
<br />
Canadian<br />
[ ] You like/play/played hockey. air and only air<br />
[ ] You love beer.<br />
[x] You say eh.only cus im stupid<br />
[ ] You know what poutine is.<br />
[ ] You speak some french.<br />
[ ] You love Tim Horton's. who<br />
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.<br />
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi.<br />
Total: 1<br />
<br />
American<br />
[x] You hate foriegners.<br />
[ ] You hate non - Christians.<br />
[x] You're lazy.<br />
[ ] You are not cultured.<br />
[ ] You hate abortion.<br />
[ ] Bu... ]]></description>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 01 Feb 2007 10:39:29 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ i didnt have to go to school today or yesterday or the day before that!!!!<br />
just thought id let you know<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>CHRISTMAS!!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 24 Dec 2006 08:47:51 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ happy christmas everyone! crimbo lalalala! i wanna hear what everybody got on here cus im nosey like that, isnt it great. <br />
everybody enjoy all the pressies they get and give and of course the dr who christmas special ( i know i will be)<br />
have fun everyone!<br />
p.s i just got my hair cut!<br />
p.p.s i wanna open my stocking, YAY!!!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>OH NO!!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 14 Dec 2006 08:49:34 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ hahahah, fooled ya. no ones in and im bored cus no ones talking to me (cus no ones in) the dog (munchkin, yes thats her real name its no joke) keeps trying to get attention all the time and when she doesnt get it she barks, loudly, even if shes in another room she just expects you to get up and give her attention. very annoying. theres no for other that a banana which ive already had and some oatcakes, so its not very exciting. i think my radio blog things abou to run out so ill have to go find some new songs to stop my mind blowing from repition. why is no one here. mum should have been back soon, she finished work at four, dunno where jo is, gah, it is thursday isnt it.<br />
murphy( the other dog) is circuling his bed over and over again, its very bizarrre to watch and munch is sat by the door hoping ill feed her, but they dont get fed until 6 i think, so shell just have to deal with that, but that is also relly annoying. <br />
hmmmmmm.......pompompom........and they had no doctor who stickers in the shop, bum.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>in the last week i have...</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 25 Oct 2006 12:31:19 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ so we have broken up from school, so what have i been doing, well, ive painted a lot of golfballs, a penguin king a red one with dragon (or studios I'm not sure) written in some foreign language, and a pink one for my niece (oh yeah i have a niece now) i have drawn a peacock and i will soon put that up in da, as soon as i remember to bring it to my mums.<br />
anywho, my dad bought me the new MRC cd, and it is absoluteley amazing, i love it and play like ALL the time. teenagers is a great song all about the adults being scared of just about every teeenager dresssed in black. and mama is so funny just because of the voice he uses, soo funny. andif you wait until the very end of the cd (after track 13) theres a song all about blood and how theres gonna be a flood of blood, but it sounds like chitterlin' by the wurzels (which is actually cow intestines).<br />
alex (<a href="http://hyperpenguintoaster.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/h/y/hyperpenguintoaster.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="hyperpenguintoaster" /></a>) came roung mine the other day and we went over waply (woods, fields etc) and we found 2 new fields and some horses who came and slobbered on us, got bored and tried to walk through us. i would say more but i have typed a lot and my hands hurts so maybe i'll update it later.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~campervanfrog</author>
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                <title>42%retarded!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 23 Sep 2006 02:36:35 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ [x] i have walked into a glass/screen door.(even worse, every one was yelling at me that I was about to walk into a door)<br />
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[x] i have tripped on my shoelace and fallen on my face.(and my trousers)<br />
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[x] i have choked on my own spit. (everyones asks me what im doing, but I dont want to tell them)<br />
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[ ] ive seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.<br />
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[ ] i type only with my pointer fingers.<br />
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[] i have accidently caught something on fire.<br />
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[ ] ive told a cop to fuck off and gotten screwed for it. <br />
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[ ] i attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidently went into my nose, rather than my mouth.<br />
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[x] sometimes when i think of something funny, i laugh out loud and people look at me weird. (and when im talking tomyself)<br />
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[] ive caught myself drooling.<br />
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[ ] ive accidently caused an explosion.<br />
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[x] if someone says the word "fart", i cant help but laugh.(or anything similar, what its funny!)<br />
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[ ] ive turned into a "do not enter" one way road plenty of times. (probably would if I drive)<br />
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[x] sometimes i just stop thinking & zone out.(yeah like all the time)                     <br />
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[] it is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow. (I dont have that long a tongue)<br />
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[x] i just tried to lick my elbow. (im sat in the library, but normally if someone says that then I do try<br />
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[] people often shake their heads and walk away from me.<br />
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[] people often tell me to use my "inside voice".<br />
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[] gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking. (dont like gum)<br />
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[x] ive used my fingers to do simple math.(and hard math)<br />
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[ ] ive jumped off a moving vehicle. <br />
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[ ] i ate a bug for $5 or less.<br />
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[] im taking this test when i should be doing something more important. (me, do something important, that would never happen)<br />
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[ ] i repost chain letters because im scared of what they threaten will happen if i dont.<br />
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[ ] ive done some things really stupid while i was drunk. (Im 14, I cant get drunk)<br />
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[ ] ive ran around naked when i was drunk. ( )<br />
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[ ] ive ran into a golfcart tire when i was drunk.()<br />
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[x] ive searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time. (or in front of me noggin)<br />
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[x] i accidently break a lot of things.(sometimes)<br />
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[ ] my friends know not to use big words around me.<br />
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[] my friends like me because im fun to laugh at.<br />
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[] i move my head to the side when im confused. (no I hit my head on the table)<br />
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[x] sometimes i start telling a story and suddenly forget what im talking about. (very very often)<br />
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[x] ive fallen out of my chair before. (its funny)<br />
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[x] when im laying in bed, i sometimes stare at the ceiling and try and find words and pictures in the texture. (it really bugs my dad cus he cant see them, sometimes I get great ideas for a picture from them, or my curtains)<br />
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[x] Im gonna have to use a calculator to work out my score.(its Saturday, my brain dosent work on Saturdays)<br />
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add up your score, then times it by 3.<br />
14*3= 42% reatarded, yes I got less than sammy!!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~campervanfrog</author>
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                <title>u can ignore this</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 09 Sep 2006 01:52:39 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://www.avonwildlifetrust.org.uk/,">[link]</a> just a link to something, cus im at the library and for some stupid reason dad cant quite get his head around the fact that i want to send an email, and says that he doesnt know what to do, even though hes sent loads of emails before. he says hes s ]]></description>
                <author>~campervanfrog</author>
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                <title>and sally is born...!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 23 Aug 2006 12:21:01 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ yay my shark laid eggs, it was meep, yay, she laid four, but three of them were eaten before they could hatch <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/frown.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":(" title=":( (Sad)" /> but yeah, the one that survived is called sally and its female and it, i mean she is purple, yeah i know its a bit wierd, purple shark ,but oh well, and yeah one of the fish that ate the other eggs was bob9, thats just cheek seeing as he was only born today as well, from the name you can probably guess its a goldfish i have loads of them now, oh well. yay go sally ]]></description>
                <author>~campervanfrog</author>
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                <title>update</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 17 Aug 2006 12:25:53 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ i couldnt figure out how to do an edit, cus it wont let me, urg, so i had to make a new one. anywho dont know if it is shingles yet, but it HAS spread which sucks. some of my fish did manage to get off with each other, fatfish and bob2 i believe, which is gross because they're mother and son, although fat fish could have been his father origanaly >_> thats odd. so yes its called bob7, the others were all eaten before they hatched and before i could name them, there was 5 to begin with. what of bob3-6 i here you ask, well they were they're until i deleted them, i mean seriosly i had about 15 fish and 8 of them were goldfish, i had to get rid of some of them. cheesy must be really lonely, hes the only angelfish in he aquarium. as i write this loads of them are being rejected, oh well. the crumble i hear you yell, well it tasted very good, bit burnt but oh well, and was very nice with a mini milk stuck on top (stick and all). yes that is all i can think of telling you, except i really want to see some baby sharks, they would be so cute. ]]></description>
                <author>~campervanfrog</author>
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                <title>FIVE god damit</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 16 Aug 2006 10:48:01 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ i am bored and i dont like the journal i have at the moment cus it is too long, all of my fish are trying to mate and they are all getting rejected, hahaha damn horny cyber fish. i found out today i may have shingles and have to take these bullet sized tablets, five a day FIVE god damit, thats like one just over every two hours!!! my sister is making apple and blackberry crumble, with special sugar so that i can eat it, shes in a very cooking mood today, shes already made a banana cake which tastes really good. my cat is very scabby, with scabs on her chin, ear, back, belly and tail, and probably more. had nothing to do today cus i was planningo n going round sams to finish the dragon, and for some reason we're going tommorow, not sure why. hmm, yeah thats all thats going on in my fun little world, come back soon to find out more.<br />
in the next episode find out if it IS really shingles; whether any of the fish get off with each other and have little baby fish; if the crumble tastes godd ]]></description>
                <author>~campervanfrog</author>
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                <title>15% girly</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 22 Jul 2006 02:24:08 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ [ ] My fingernails/toenails are almost always done <br />
[ ] During the summer the only shoes i wear are flip flops <br />
[] My favorite toys as a child were barbies<br />
[ ] My favorite colour is pink or purple<br />
[ ] I did Gymnastics<br />
 [ ] I love skirts. <br />
[ ] Hollister is one of my favorite places to shop<br />
[ ] Tight jeans are the only jeans i'll wear. <br />
[x] I love chocolate (who doesnt)<br />
[x] I've never had a real job. <br />
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TOTAL:2 <br />
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[ ] My hair is almost always straightened<br />
[ ] I have at least 8 myspace pictures<br />
[ ] I usually go shopping once a week <br />
[] I love to hang out at the mall with friends <br />
[ ] I have a real diamond ring or diamond necklace or earings.<br />
[ ] I've gone to a tanning salon.<br />
[ ] I've gone to the beach to tan.<br />
[ ] I have at least 10 pairs of shoes. <br />
[ ] I watch either the OC or Laguna Beach. <br />
[ ] I change my icon weekly.<br />
[] I wear a shower cap. <br />
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TOTAL: 0<br />
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[x] I dont shop at Hot Topic.(what )<br />
[ ] My cell phone might as well become a part of me. (that would hurt)<br />
[ ] I wear mascara everyday <br />
[ ] I've been or am on a diet.<br />
[ ] Bathing suits are adorable.(why) <br />
[ ] I dont know the difference between a sheep and a goat.<br />
[] Big sunglasses are hott.(more cool than hot)<br />
[ ] I have gotten my nails done before.<br />
[ ] MTV is one of my favorite channels.<br />
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TOTAL: 1<br />
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[ ] All I want to do at sleepovers is talk about boys!<br />
[ ] I love to have gurls do my hair. <br />
[] I give and recieve hugs from all my friends<br />
[x] I hate bugs. (I mean eww)<br />
[x ] Carnivals are so fun! (woohoo, carousels)<br />
[x] Summer is THE best season.(cus its my birthday)<br />
[ ] My swimsuit has 2 pieces <br />
[ ] I'm waiting for my knight in shining armor. <br />
[ ] Musicians are so hot. <br />
[ ] You write me a poem and tell me I'm beautiful and I'm all yours.<br />
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TOTAL: 3<br />
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[] I am self-conscious.<br />
[ ] I cry often. <br />
[ ] My car smells like vanilla or cherry. (I dont have a car)<br />
[x] My dishes get washed more than once a week. (sometimes even by me)<br />
[x ] I dont do sports. (well, of course Im made to)<br />
[ ] I HATE to run.<br />
[x ] I squeal when I am surprised or angry. (only if you make me jumo, and then I hit you)<br />
[ ] I eat dried fruit as a snack. <br />
[ ] I love romance novels. <br />
[ ] Drew Barrymore is so cute. (my friend thought she was a bloke)<br />
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TOTAL: 3<br />
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[ ] I dance a lot.<br />
[ ] usually spend an hour or over to get ready to leave my house.<br />
[ ] I only have like 5 billion hair products. <br />
[ ] I love to get dressed up. <br />
[ ] Every part of my outfit needs to match. <br />
[ ] I talk on the phone at least once a day to my friends.<br />
[ ] I would love to have a photo shoot.<br />
[ ] I apply lip stuff 50 times a day. <br />
[ ] I wish I were a model. <br />
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TOTAL: 0<br />
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[ ] I wish I could meet Paris Hilton.(she is soo thick)<br />
[ ] I have been something that was semi. (what?)<br />
[ ] I own Uggs. <br />
[ ] Hip Hop is the best music. <br />
[ ] I pop my collar.(again, what?) <br />
[ ] I like to be the center of attention.<br />
[] Guys with Mohawks are crazy.<br />
[ x] Horses are beautiful. <br />
[] I'd rather not pay attention in school. (more drawing)<br />
[x] Cats are adorable.(so fluffy)<br />
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TOTAL: 2<br />
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[ ] I write my own music. (I have tried though, it was really bad)<br />
[] I would love to visit Hawaii. <br />
[ ] Valentine's day is so cute! (never had a valentine, so I hate it)<br />
[ ] White is better than black.<br />
[ ] I wouldn't be caught dead in all black. <br />
[] My closet is STOCK FULL of clothes. <br />
[ ] Hate the grunge look. <br />
[] I love to read magazines. <br />
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TOTAL: 0<br />
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[ ] I love to gossip.<br />
[ ] I had Lisa Frank folders/posters/notebooks as a kid.(who) <br />
[ ] I love Celine Dion.(she sucks)<br />
[ ] My bubble baths are 1-2hrs long. <br />
[x ] My wedding only needs a groom because it's already planned.(yes but only as far as in a barn in wellies) <br />
[ ] My friends and I are in a strict group. We mostly only hang out with each other. <br />
[ ] I like little kids.(ARG!)<br />
[x ] Diet drinks are the best. (cus im diabetic, I can drink them then)<br />
[ ] I'm all about being vegetarian. (save a cow, eat a vegetarian)<br />
[] I refuse to eat at McDonalds. <br />
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TOTAL: 2<br />
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[ ] I check my myspace everyday. <br />
[x ] I love life! (but only when I dont hate it)<br />
[x] I have a lot of jewlery! (that I dont wear)<br />
[ ] My screen name(s) have x's in them. (sad acts)<br />
[ ] Either one of my myspace names has/had <3's or in them. <br />
[ ] I would never want to be the opposite sex.(only if I could be gay) <br />
[ ] It's not what he/she said it's the way he/she s... ]]></description>
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                <title>help me!!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 25 Jun 2006 10:10:04 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ oh my god i need something to draw, ive got that whole lots of inspiration thing but i cant think of anything to draw, or when i do i cant remeber it when i want to draw it, so yeah ideas are welcome, and please give me some! i think it might be the weather a lot of people cant think of stuff to draw right now. so anyway please help me. ]]></description>
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                <title>I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 22 Jun 2006 00:12:20 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.<br />
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I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.<br />
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I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.<br />
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I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.<br />
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I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.<br />
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I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.<br />
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I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.<br />
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I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.<br />
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I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.<br />
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I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.<br />
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I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.<br />
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I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.<br />
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I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.<br />
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I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.<br />
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I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.<br />
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I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.<br />
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I'm JAMICAN so I must smoke weed.<br />
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I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.<br />
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I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.<br />
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I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.<br />
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I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.<br />
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I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.<br />
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I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.<br />
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I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.<br />
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I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.<br />
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I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.<br />
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I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.<br />
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I wear skirts a lot, so I MUST be a slut.<br />
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I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.<br />
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I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.<br />
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I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.<br />
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I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.<br />
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I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.<br />
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I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.<br />
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I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.<br />
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I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.<br />
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I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.<br />
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I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.<br />
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I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.<br />
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I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.<br />
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I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.<br />
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I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.<br />
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I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.<br />
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I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.<br />
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I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.<br />
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I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.<br />
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I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.<br />
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I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.<br />
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I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.<br />
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I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.<br />
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I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.<br />
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I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.<br />
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I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.<br />
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I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.<br />
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I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.<br />
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I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO<br />
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I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.<br />
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I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.<br />
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I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.<br />
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I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.<br />
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I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.<br />
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I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.<br />
<br />
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.<br />
<br />
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.<br />
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I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.<br />
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I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.<br />
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I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.<br />
<br />
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.<br />
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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.<br />
<br />
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.<br />
<br />
I dont like the SUN so I MUST be albino.<br />
<br />
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.<br />
<br />
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.<br />
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If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop judging others, then POST THIS! Pick the stereotype that fits you the most, and put it in the subject when you re-post this. ]]></description>
                <author>~campervanfrog</author>
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                <title> your wish is my command(kinda)</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 25 Feb 2006 08:34:33 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ okies, so i haven't got an awful lot to do myself(i have a sad life you know) so i was just gonna suggest that if anyone could come up with ideas for pictures. sorta like commisions ya know or wateva but you dont have to pay or anything, just ask for it ill try( and i mean try) to draw it and then post it, and you can like print it off or watever  you want to do with(except use it for toilet paper) but dont say that it was your own creation cus thats just mean and rohanelf has been having problems with that so DONT DO IT YOU SMEG! ok message me and stuff and we'll go from there, thankies for spending time looking at this. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /> ]]></description>
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