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]]> ~caterpillar-print http://caterpillar-print.deviantart.com/journal/15001978/ http://caterpillar-print.deviantart.com/journal/15001978/ Wed, 10 Oct 2007 14:54:23 PDT
Anyway, seeing as I haven't updated in a while, I thought I'd tell a little story on the intense, hardkore, happenings of a house of 160 upper class, mostly anorexic, girls.

Some 4 girls were bored one wonderful weekend, so they went walkie to the shops and bought a bottle of coke and a few bottles of lemon essence, 85% alcoholic.

At the devious hour of midnight they snuck into someones room to mix the, rather poisonous, "beverage"

One girl mixed 3 in one drink, and skulled it down.

With her body weight in mind (about 40 kg)

She, logically, wound up in hospital.


Some may call this "youth drinking", but this is truly only one thing, "youth retardation"

]]> ~caterpillar-print http://caterpillar-print.deviantart.com/journal/12665663/ http://caterpillar-print.deviantart.com/journal/12665663/ Fri, 20 Apr 2007 09:29:52 PDT
I just made one for the first time in about 5 years using pepsi max and caramello icecream

It tastes beautiful.

Pigs hoves beaten down 100 thousand times and mixed with shitty cream, curdling with try-hard sugar (artificial sweetener) in liquid form is absolutly to die for.

Oh am I shitting anyone here? It honestly is grotesk and disgustly artifical,

but hey its the novelty which counts

]]> ~caterpillar-print http://caterpillar-print.deviantart.com/journal/12024365/ http://caterpillar-print.deviantart.com/journal/12024365/ Fri, 02 Mar 2007 09:17:43 PST
The insult) You should die for you scare and scar everyone who sees your plastiicnesity and your ability to cling to every other plactic.

The compliment) You know your style of thinking is very similar to a philosophers. I mean you both go looking for something taken for granted. It's just philosophers question them, where-as you jump up and down and scream about them you melodrama shits.

Thank you and have a lovely life.

and I hope I never meet you

if you are one of those girls.

]]> ~caterpillar-print http://caterpillar-print.deviantart.com/journal/11457088/ http://caterpillar-print.deviantart.com/journal/11457088/ Tue, 16 Jan 2007 07:44:22 PST
Now I poise another question to everyone, why do humans ever need to grow up? When we are younger we don't even realize we say half the things we say, and we are so much happier, as long as no one interferes with our fantasy world. Like the other day a family with two young children, around the age of six, walked past me, pointing and waving franticly at me while yelling "LOOK THERES ONE". I don't know exactly what I am one of, but let me just find content in the fact that I now know something honest about myself, that I'm "ONE".

I am so satisfied with those kids that I am tempted to talk to six year olds for advice on, well, everything. They just seem to get more of a straight answer then anyone else.

]]> ~caterpillar-print http://caterpillar-print.deviantart.com/journal/11441350/ http://caterpillar-print.deviantart.com/journal/11441350/ Sun, 14 Jan 2007 22:57:48 PST
I DID NOT CREATE THIS LIST.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm JAMICAN so I must smoke weed.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear skirts a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I dont like the SUN so I MUST be albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.


Added by~invaderzebra


I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenaged drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

Im CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate gay people.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sence of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

... ]]> ~caterpillar-print