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                <title>Writing</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2009 15:58:28 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I am sort of doing it these days.  It feels nicely.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>visitor!</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 19:31:10 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ =<a class="u" href="http://emothemurdok.deviantart.com/">emothemurdok</a> is here.  it has been culinary excellence.  so far:<br /><br />shrimp alfredo, scratch<br />dumplings and sticky rice, not scratch but damn good anyhow<br /><br /><br /><br />we tried to see District 9 but Mer barfed.  Travel and caffeine and not enough sleep plus catfood eating insectoman = bad news.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>today is the elephant of july</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 11 Jul 2009 15:03:22 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I am taking some really easy and/or enjoyable classes this fall to make up for practically killing myself this past semester.<br /><br />Yoga<br />French<br />Literature for Adolescents<br />Advanced Creative Writing: Poetry<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />My kid starts first grade in a matter of a couple weeks.  <br />I have already become that mom who feels like the first day of school = Christmas.<br /><br /><br />My husband comes home for good by the 15th of September, and I can hardly wait.  The changes in him the past 2 years are incredible, and I am absolutely smitten.<br /><br />=<a class="u" href="http://emothemurdok.deviantart.com/">emothemurdok</a> is coming to visit me in august and we are going to bake up a fuckstorm.  you should stop by for cupcakes or scones or pita bread or granola or naan or cheesecake or cookies or pie or biscuits or crackers or bread or cake or cinnamon raisin bread or bagels or doughnuts or whatever else tickles our fancy.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Updates</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2009 17:15:02 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I enjoyed my semester back to school, but overdid it.  Somehow I managed to get As and Bs, but I am taking an easier course load this fall.  <br /><br />I just went back to work at Starbucks, and am already being groomed for management.  Interesting!  22% pay raise:  +fav<br /><br />I bought a house and three puppies.<br /><br />Today I dug in my compost bin and started making awesomeness happen in my little piece of the planet.<br /><br />I have more couches than you could shake a stick at.<br /><br />I need to build me a chicken coop, and then things are really shaping up.  If only I could grow a beard I would be the ultimate hippy.  I have already quit shaving my legs and armpits--but that's only because I cannot find the box where I packed my razors.<br /><br />I got stung twice by a scorpion on Saturday  I don't recommend it.<br /><br /><br /><br />What's new in your zoo?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Happy</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2009 23:16:38 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Read Mary Oliver Today Day!<br /><br />Today you will read a poem by Mary Oliver.  You will be so inspired!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Now comes the long blue cold<br /><br /><br /><br />Now comes the long blue cold<br />and what shall I say but that some<br />bird in the tree of my heart<br />is singing.<br /><br />That same heart that only yesterday<br />was a room shut tight, without dreams.<br /><br />Isn't it wonderful--the cold wing and<br />spring in the heart inexplicable.<br />Darling girl.  Picklock.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>My life, as interpreted by Twitter.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 19 Apr 2009 13:05:41 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <strong>School</strong> is very overwhelming.<br /><br /><strong>Neva</strong> is six.<br /><br /><strong>Buying a house</strong> is an earth-shatteringly difficult process.<br /><br /><strong>Leftovers</strong> taste delicious.<br /><br /><strong>DaisyOwl</strong> is the best comic on the net.<br /><br /><strong>Texas</strong> is.<br /><br /><strong>The Light Rail</strong> is the only way to fly.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />And most importantly:  <br /><br /><strong>Passive Voice</strong> is taking over the world.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Dream Experts?</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 29 Mar 2009 00:41:37 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I have been having some pretty upsetting dreams for the past month or so.  The content of the dreams varies, but in each one my vision is so blurry that I can hardly accomplish anything.  In several dreams I have been required to read something, but unable to do so.  In other dreams I cannot find something I am looking for because of my inability to see clearly enough.  In each dream I feel as though my previous dreams of going blind/losing my vision have finally come to fruition, only to wake and discover that I am yet again dreaming.<br /><br />I looked at about 320982742 internet dream sites but they all seem hokey to me.<br /><br />I feel like this theme is recurring for a good reason, but I just can't figure out what that could be.  Next time I have such a dream I will get on here and post it ASAP.<br /><br />Feel free to link your dream-expert-friends to this journal.  I feel like I am going barmy here.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><3,<br />me.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>For Your Consideration...</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 26 Jan 2009 15:10:34 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ "The first draft is always a miracle."<br />-Karen Hesse<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />(Dis)agree?  Discuss.  Deliberate.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2009 07:58:15 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ this month i am gonna get laid and go back to college.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>thoughts on Christmas...</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 18 Dec 2008 08:07:52 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I stayed up until 4 a.m. making something for your stocking.  after taking my daughter to school an volunteering in her classroom for an hour (note: i was there from 9 a.m. until 6:30 p.m. yesterday doing the same, and will be there again from 7:30 a.m. until 1 p.m. tomorrow), i dragged my exhausted and un-caffeinated ass across town to make YOU a <i>cubano</i> before you had to leave for your 'how-exactly-should-i-invest-my-piles-of-money' meeting.<br /><br />i made a crack about christmas.  you took the opportunity to insult almost everyone within hearing.<br /><br />well, i'd rather be loud and annoying than incapable of extending grace to my loved ones.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />i think 'asshole' is a male requirement for entry into this family.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>In the grand tradition of</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 13 Dec 2008 03:33:10 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ the unmatched <a href="http://girlsarepretty.com">Girls Are Pretty</a> blog, I offer you this journal entry.<br /><br /><br /><b>Break Your Finger Leaping From The First Floor of a Not-Burning Building Day</b><br /><br /> Today they are doing a fire drill down at the office supply catalogue publishing company where you work.  You know this because this is Safety Week, and today is Thursday.  Thursday of Safety Week is always fire drill day, and you dress accordingly, smuggling in kneepads under the skirt of your too-long-to-be-stylish business casual ensemble.  Just like you knew would happen, the people in HR have sent out a memo detailing the day's drill, including escape route maps and the precise time of the anticipated drill, lest Sue in Editing complain about her heart condition again.  The drill will be just after lunch when everyone is beginning to get lazy.  But not you, you take fire drills seriously, and today you are planning something special.  At thirteen minutes after one you will excuse yourself from a Paperclip Layout Committee meeting and head to the first floor ladies' room to set your plan into action.  Today will not just be a drill.<br /><br />You have not had a date in fifteen months and if you don't act now your mother will follow through with a threat to set you up with the son of someone from her Bunco table.  You reach behind the tank of the toilet in the third stall and light the fuse of a smoke bomb crafted from the company breakroom's own non-dairy creamer--also Sue's.  You found the instructions for the bomb online.<br /><br />When the alarm goes off ten minutes early, you are pleased to be the only one outside Liabilities taking this seriously.  This will make it harder to identify you as a suspect in the inevitable investigation.  As non-dairy scented smoke begins pouring out of the bathroom, you obediently drop to your padded knees and crawl toward your assigned exit.<br /><br />Now is your moment.<br /><br />In the coffee scented chaos, you veer toward a large picture window and cower, waiting for the fire trucks to arrive.  You hear co-workers calling out your name anxiously.  Someone mentions your trip to the bathroom and suggests a rescue attempt.  Rising dramatically from a crouch, you slap your face hard to give your eyes a convincingly red tint.  That's when you shatter the window with a nearby emergency hammer and make your move.  Coughing and gagging on your own devious glee, you leap from the first story window sill and fall a foot and a half into the arms of your burly fireman rescuer, ungracefully breaking your left pinky finger in the process.<br /><br />As he begins questioning you for the incident report, the fireman asks you to repeat your last name.<br /><br />"Adelman," you say, stammering with obvious lust.<br /><br />"Adelman?  As in Edith Adelman?"  Your mother, the infamous Edith, has created quite a name for herself among local Bunco enthusiasts.  You nod, cowed by embarrassment.<br /><br />"My mother keeps threatening to set me up with her daughter," he says with a flirtatious grin.<br /><br />"I'm sure she'd fall for you," you reply, unable to deny yourself the small pleasure of a bad joke.  Fireman Goldberg lifts you into his arms once more, the rest of the world dissolving around you in the moment's unbridled perfection.<br /><br />The following day you are fired from your job.  IT found the creamer bomb directions on your web browser.  Goldberg gets tired of your plaintive cries of pinky-related pain and dumps you a week later, but you don't care.  You had a date.  Your mother can't threaten you with a fix-up any longer.  And next time, at the next office supply catalogue publishing company you work for, you will remember to do your terrorist research at home, where they can't so easily find you.<br /><br />Happy Break Your Finger Leaping From The First Floor of a Not-Burning Building Day!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>yeah...</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 06 Dec 2008 17:42:37 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ have been gone a while.<br /><br />i just deleted over two thousand of your journals, and over 1600 more of your deviations from my inbox.  it leaves me feeling a little weird inside.<br /><br />either that or i am slightly nauseous from eating christmas cookies.<br /><br /><br />now i just have 710 of your messages to get to.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />any earthshatteringly excellent deviations should be brought to my attention a.s.a.p.  i will get to them after christmas, when ali's manuscript is in the mail.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Welcome to being Old.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 06 Dec 2008 01:50:40 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Not me, no no.  <br /><br />Happy birthday, <a href="http://pinkymccoversong.deviantart.com">Hottie McBestfriend</a>.<br /><br />I wrote for you.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>today</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 05 Dec 2008 07:27:03 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ is the first day of the rest of my macbook.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>According to Grandpa</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 05 Nov 2008 08:52:22 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Thanks to `<a class="u" href="http://jon-law.deviantart.com/">Jon-Law</a>, I have just spent the last 45 minutes or so rethinking my spring schedule.  So here's my question...<br /><br />After a full hiatus from school of 5.5 years, can I successfully 'drop-in' as a single mother and take 5 upper division english classes without exploding?<br /><br />Here's my tentative class list:<br />ENG 310 - Creative Writing: Poetry <br />   this is the one i am blaming Jon for.<br />   it fulfills no requirements and does not help me prepare myself for grad school.<br /><br />ENG 480 - Methods of Teaching English: Composition<br />   required for the master's program i want to enter, meets reqs for graduation.<br /><br />ENG 401 - Topic: Ecocriticism and the Romantic Poets<br />   fulfills requirements for graduation.<br /><br />ENG 448 - Topic: Yeats and the Celtic Revival<br />   fulfills requirements for graduation.<br /><br />ENG 482 - Methods of Teaching English: Language<br />   required for master's program i want to enter, meets reqs for graduation.<br /><br /><br />Am I crazy?  Should I postpone one of these required classes or drop the frivolous poetry class?  It's been so long since I was in school, I just don't know what's realistic anymore.  I eagerly await your collective insight.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>and stuff</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 01 Nov 2008 20:33:58 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ i'm thinking about having dreadlocks.<br /><br />and getting a puppy.  <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />what are you thinking about?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>stationary</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 14 Sep 2008 12:57:51 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ seriously.<br /><br />So I'm really into stationary, and trying to be more consistent with writing letters to people.  I've been pretty good about it lately, mailing out as many as 20 letters per week.<br /><br />`<a class="u" href="http://jon-law.deviantart.com/">Jon-Law</a> will probably express skepticism, as I have not yet sent him a long-ago-promised letter, but I find international post quite irritating to deal with.<br /><br />Here's my issue: i'd really like to have a signature stationary, but i have no desire to spend upwards of 300 dollars for some personalized Kate Spade paper.<br /><br />Because, seriously, how awesome is <a href="http://www.katespade.com/product/index.jsp?productId=3009445&cp=1855190.1866716&amp><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/winkrazz.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=";p" title="Wink/Razz" />age=2&doVSearch=no&amp<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/winkrazz.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=";p" title="Wink/Razz" />ageBucket=0&amp<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/winkrazz.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=";p" title="Wink/Razz" />arentPage=family"this</a> stationary?  and can you imagine something similar with my name or a clever quote?<br /><br />So what do I do?  someone help.  thank you.<br /><br /><sub><sup><sub><sup><sup>yeah, i did.</sup></sup></sub></sup></sub> ]]></description>
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                <title>colLOLage</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 18:13:23 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ seriously.<br /><br />i am meeting with my advisor tomorrow.<br /><br />phrases running rampant in my head include:<br /><br />"adult re-entry"  (adult?  surely not i.)<br />"academic renewal"<br />"fafsa"<br /><br /><br /><br />i will be getting a b.a. in l.o.l.<br /><br />-me<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />p.s. ali, chapter 3 took me forever, but i am excited about 4.<br /><br /><sub><sup><sub><sup><sup>yeah, i did.</sup></sup></sub></sup></sub> ]]></description>
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                <title>John McCain Picks Hot-Ass VP</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 29 Aug 2008 10:09:30 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ seriously.<br /><br /><img src="http://blogs.smh.com.au/lifestyle/asksam/angelina-jolie-pregnant-1.jpg"> <br /><br /><img src="http://www.sundriesshack.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/sarah-palin1.jpg" alt="Would-Be VEEP"><br /><br /><img src="http://www.afterellen.com/archive/ellen/blog/uploads/tina_fey_glasses.jpg"><br />As you can see, Sarah Palin is clearly a mutant cross between Tina Fey and Angelina Jolie.<br /><br /><sub><sup><sub><sup><sup>yeah, i did.</sup></sup></sub></sup></sub></img></img></img> ]]></description>
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                <title>What if</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2008 13:03:38 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ John Cusack provided the voice-over for a car commercial?  I don't even think I could resist that sort of propaganda.<br /><br /><sub><sup><sub><sup><sup>yeah, i did.</sup></sup></sub></sup></sub> ]]></description>
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                <title>Politically Incorrect...</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2008 10:17:18 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ +<br /><br /><br />Don't you think "The White House" is pretty inappropriate as a name?  I mean seriously.<br /><br />And once Barack is president, do you think he will declare a White Pride Day?  It only seems fair, everyone else has one.<br /><br /><br />+<br /><br /><sub><sup><sub><sup><sup>yeah, i did.</sup></sup></sub></sup></sub> ]]></description>
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                <title>Someone Has To Say It</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2008 10:27:13 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I love Neil Diamond.  I always have, and I always will.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>:teeth:  +EDIT</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 10:13:32 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ if i had a subscription these would be thumbnails.<br /><br />Thanks to =<a class="u" href="http://prodigalartist16.deviantart.com/">ProdigalArtist16</a>, i now do.<br /><br />but <strike>they're not.</strike> they are.<br /><br /><br /><br />here are some great deviations containing teeth.<br /><br /><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/80831735/"><img src="http://tn1-2.pv.deviantart.com/fs28/150/f/2008/083/a/0/the_man_with_piano_teeth_by_theumbrella.jpg" width="150" height="108" /></a></span></span><br /><br /><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/34458177/"><img src="http://tn1-2.pv.deviantart.com/fs10/150/i/2006/159/5/c/teeth_by_misspocket.jpg" width="150" height="113" /></a></span></span><br /><br /><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/12462108/"><img src="http://fc03.deviantart.com/fs5/i/2004/325/b/e/How_to_Brush_Your_Teeth_by_brushyourteeth.gif" width="100" height="100" /></a></span></span><br /><br /><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/79541119/"><img src="http://tn1-3.pv.deviantart.com/fs29/150/f/2008/069/c/6/Teeth_Ninjas_by_reyyyyy.jpg" width="150" height="120" /></a></span></span><br /><br /><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/46912025/"><img src="http://tn1-4.pv.deviantart.com/fs15/150/f/2007/018/a/4/Baker__s_Dozen_by_Mr_Sisson.jpg" width="150" height="118" /></a></span></span><br /><br /><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/42942682/"><img src="http://tn1-4.pv.deviantart.com/fs12/150/i/2006/316/6/6/Teeth_by_robinkissingstarfire.jpg" width="150" height="114" /></a></span></span><br /><br /><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/11343788/"><img src="http://tn1-1.pv.deviantart.com/fs5/150/i/2004/285/e/9/Dr__Teeth_is_fucking_PIMP_by_tonypapesh.jpg" width="106" height="150" /></a></span></span><br /><br /><br /><br />get on it.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>An Open Letter</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2008 10:24:58 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ To the little girl that called my daughter "Baby Cheeks" at Kindergarten yesterday,<br /><br /><br />O. No. You. Didn't.<br /><br />Seriously, I will kick your [expletive deleted] if you mess with my kid again.<br /><br />Love,<br />Amelia<br /><br />P.S.  Seriously?  Baby Cheeks?  That's the best you can come up with?  She has the non-babiest cheeks in the whole grade, duh.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>yeah</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 04:39:10 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ i been real thoughtful today.<br /><br /><3<br /><br />p.s. <a href="http://arizona-art-history.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/a/r/arizona-art-history.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconarizona-art-history:" title="arizona-art-history"/></a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>be the change you want to see...</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 04:37:08 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Ghandi said it that way.<br /><br />Lately the whole idea of how to solve the problem of homelessness has been on my mind a lot.  On April 4th, 1967, Martin Luther King, Jr. talked about poverty and wealth.  He talked about the story of the Good Samaritan, about how it is our job to succor those that are wounded and abandoned along the way--but he posed a greater challenge.  <br /><br />"On the one hand, we are called to play the Good Samaritan on life's roadside, but that will be only an initial act. One day we must come to see that <i>the whole Jericho Road must be transformed so that men and women will not be constantly beaten and robbed as they make their journey on life's highway</i>. True compassion is more than flinging a coin to a beggar. It comes to see that an edifice which produces beggars needs restructuring."  (emphasis mine)<br /><br />So what can we do about the problems of poverty?  of homelessness?  Forgive me while I get a little Biblical here--but despite my potty mouth and many of the poor decisions I have made in my life, loving Jesus is part of who I am.  I for one have been really convicted about my feelings regarding these people without homes.  I tend to become really anxious around them, as if these people who have nothing would rather injure me than have a meal or some clothing.  At the same time, I have always felt really guilty about those feelings, and have always been reminded of the verses at the end of Matthew 25.  Jesus talks about which people He will be welcoming into heaven.  And interestingly enough, what He says is not "Hey, you told a few people about me and you prayed for me to forgive all your sins pretty regularly."  What He says is, "I was hungry, and you gave me something to eat.  I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink.  I was a stranger and you invited me in.  I needed clothes and you clothed me, I was sick and you looked after me, I was in prison and you came to visit me," (v. 35-36).  He then explains to the disciples that when they did these things for ANYONE, even the least important person we can imagine, it was the same as doing these things for Jesus Himself.  Everyone that Jesus didn't say these things to gets told to pack off.  And if that doesn't concern you, I don't know what could.  After thinking of this, I was reminded of the verses where Jesus said "Not everyone who says to me, 'lord, lord' will enter the Kingdom of Heaven..." (Matthew 7:21).  Right on the tail of that was Paul's reminder for us to "work out [our] salvation with fear and trembling," (Philippians 2:12).  There's this continual rah-rah among Evangelicals that we have to be born again, because Jesus used that phrase when talking to a man named Nicodemus.  But Jesus also said to the rich man that he must sell everything he owns and give the money to the poor.  Unfortunately, that's not a verse we usually choose to highlight.  For the Christians in America, it's time for us to pay attention to <i>everything</i> Jesus called us to do, not just the ones that don't require us to make sacrifices.  <br /><br />What's more, I am tired of Christians (of all types) being so much like those who passed by the beaten man on that Jericho road in the parable Jesus told.  Recently, I heard that story re-told in a disturbing way.  The first person to pass him by was the pastor at my church.  The second person?  Look no further than the one typing this diatribe to find out who crossed the road to avoid responsibility.  But the third person?  Who stopped to help a dying man?  A member of the Taliban.  Or a member of Al-Quaeda.  How about Charles Manson?  Why can't I see the value of a human being's life?  In actuality, there is not a whole lot keeping me from losing my home and everything I hold dear.  A brutal accident could wipe out my whole family, my home, or even the local economy.  What then?  I might contract a disease for which there is no cure, and then what?  I can't expect my churchy cohorts to help me, can I?  How about addiction--is there anything less appealing to the masses crying 'Lord, Lord' than a cruel and controlling addiction to drugs?  And yet it is just by the grace of God that I have been fortunate enough to be born into a middle class white American family.<br /><br />So help me out, folks.  How can I help?  My heart has huge ideas that are so big but I don't know where to start small.  How can we repave this Jericho Road in America?  In the rest of the world?  In Casa Grande, AZ?  I'm going to start by carrying bottles of water with me everywhere I go and giving them to thirsty people.  Who wants to join me?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Apologize (not the Timbaland remix)</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 04:29:11 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I like that song.  I don't care that it's overplayed because I don't listen to the radio.  To me, it still rocks every time I hear it.<br /><br />But I want to know if it is really too late to apologize.  I'm about to get all Biblical here, but bear with me.  Despite my raunchy potty mouth, it's a big part of who I am.  Hypocritical?  Hell yeah--but we all are.  That's what makes the following so important for you to hear.<br /><br />This was seen in downtown Phoenix.  It says what I feel, and it says what I desperately want people to understand.  It's not about trying to sell you some cute packaged religious vacation package called Heaven, and it's not about getting you to give your money to some pompadoured preacher.  It's about owning our faults and trying to fix things:<br /><br />We  <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletblue.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletblue:" title="Bullet; Blue" />  Are  <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletblue.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletblue:" title="Bullet; Blue" />  Sorry<br /><br />For not always practicing what we preach <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletblue.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletblue:" title="Bullet; Blue" /> For abandoning downtown <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletblue.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletblue:" title="Bullet; Blue" /> For allowing you to suffer alone <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletblue.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletblue:" title="Bullet; Blue" /> For pretending to have it all together when nothing is together <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletblue.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletblue:" title="Bullet; Blue" /> For being pro-life & pro-death penalty at the same time <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletblue.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletblue:" title="Bullet; Blue" /> For judging before we know the truth & judging after <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletblue.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletblue:" title="Bullet; Blue" /> For believing peace can come through war <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletblue.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletblue:" title="Bullet; Blue" /> For caring more about our own needs than the needs of the poor <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletblue.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletblue:" title="Bullet; Blue" /> For not treading lightly on God's delicate ground <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletblue.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletblue:" title="Bullet; Blue" /> For displaying our faith through legality instead of love <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletblue.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletblue:" title="Bullet; Blue" /> For not doing this sooner<br /><br />We are broken people <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletblue.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletblue:" title="Bullet; Blue" /> Please forgive us<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 26 Jul 2008 00:04:57 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ it's going to be okay.<br /><br />i know things are difficult, but life is nothing if not unsteady.<br /><br />the economy will improve.  the balance of life will improve.  the quality of relationships will improve.  the quality of health will improve.  the quality of the mental state will improve.  the flavor of the grief will improve.  the real estate market will improve.  the victory over addiction will improve.  the heartbreak pain will improve.  the credit card balance will improve.  the publishing world will improve.  the intelligence of the general populous will improve.  the quality of air will improve.  the quality of literature will improve.  the quality of food will improve.  the miles per gallon will improve.  the quality of water will improve.  the spirituality will improve.  the wisdom will improve.  the roads will improve.  the advanced system of light rail will improve.  the traffic flow will improve.  the regularity of bodily functions will improve.  the level of hygiene will improve.  the crime rate will improve.  the neighborhood will improve.  the media will improve.  the hairstyles will improve.  the church will improve.  the technology will improve.  the community will improve.  the community will improve.  the community will improve.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />this isn't about me anymore.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />p.s. <a href="http://arizona-art-history.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/a/r/arizona-art-history.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconarizona-art-history:" title="arizona-art-history"/></a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>the larks are singing</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 21 May 2008 13:26:09 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ and they are saying "good news."<br /><br /><br />my husband has been switched out for a very good-natured and sexy clone.  we stand on the cusp of our eighth anniversary, our eleventh year together, and when he comes home from Iraq in less than two weeks i think we will be like one of those gross couples where there is love and stuff.  try to stay away.<br /><br />i am not writing but i am reading like a mo-fo.  you totally can't keep up with me.  one of these days when i have my journal and a computer in the same building i will erase last year's paltry reading list and replace it with this year's.<br /><br />`<a class="u" href="http://jon-law.deviantart.com/">Jon-Law</a> is spanking me at scrabulous, and i am certain china has some sort of scrabble-cheat seminar or something.  somehow, even this is good news.<br /><br />i am going to eat, like, two giant artichokes for dinner and no you may not have any.<br /><br />i do not have tv channels in my house, and of course no computer so there is no internet and i have never felt so peaceful and productive and while i love you all i am in no rush to reintroduce this incredible distraction into my life full-time.<br /><br />i keep a 4x6 card on my nightstand on which to write a list of really wonderful things.  it's called "Good Things" and one side is full.  someday you might get to read that list, or part of it.<br /><br />my daughter is five.  freaking five.  and she starts kindergarten in the fall.  freaking kindergarten.  she is the most adorable, generous, loving, edifying, cultured five year old ever.  she is also incredibly lazy.  i am certain she got all of these qualities from spending so much time with me.  especially laziness.<br /><br />my lawn is lush and my water bill is still low.  i seem to have some sort of peach tree in my yard, along with an apple tree and a lemon tree.  an oasis in the desert.<br /><br />one journal can only have so much good news.  here are other facts:<br /><br />i am sleeping with my head to the north.  bad joo-joo in some cultures or not, it is perfect for me.<br />i am eating an unreal amount of salad.  summer in arizona requires this sort of diet.<br />i am consuming unsweetened iced tea by the half-gallon.<br />i have been known to consume ice cream by the pint.  sometimes twice in the same week.<br />the best-smelling book i have ever smelled is <u>Balzac and the Little Chinese Seamstress</u> by Dai Sijie (trans. Ina Rilke)<br />two of the last three books i have completed have mentioned a third book, one <u>Geek Love</u> by Katherine Dunn, which appears so be some sort of carnival family story.  i am clearly meant to read it, eventually.<br /><br /><br /><br />what is the best-smelling book you have ever read?<br /><br /><br />confession: i can't recall having ever read anything by T.S. Eliot.  seriously.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>1337</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 02 Feb 2008 11:29:20 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm not really here, don't get excited.  I'm at `<a class="u" href="http://pinkymccoversong.deviantart.com/">PinkyMcCoversong</a> and =<a class="u" href="http://kaujot.deviantart.com/">kaujot</a>'s awesome Austinian home at the moment, using emilys mac to check things out.<br /><br />I MAY NOT HAVE MANY PAGEVIEWS ANYMORE BUT I HAVE 1,337 MESSAGES!  I am taking this as a sign from the Intarnets that i am truiy, truly 'leet.'<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />You all have no clue how badly i miss you.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>NaCoWriMo</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 24 Oct 2007 20:26:00 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <strong>Header:</strong><br />
<sup>it has completely forgotten how to write.</sup><br />
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<a href="http://www.duotrope.com/index.aspx"><img src="http://www.duotrope.com/images/linkto/generic_12060_grey.gif" alt="Duotrope's Digest: search for short fiction & poetry markets" /></a><a href="http://www.kiva.org"><img src="http://kiva.org/content/about/images/kivaBannerSmall_D.jpg" width="120" height="57" alt="Kiva - loans that change lives" align="BOTTOM"></img></a><br /><br />So, it's almost November, and the ol' <a href="http://www.nanowrimo.org">NaNo</a> question has been posed to me.  Am I going to participate?<br />
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Hahahahahaha--NO!<br />
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I'm totally out of the writing thing right now.  Unfortunately, this is perfectly normal for me every few years.  I'll go through a long dry spell, which grows dryer and dryer until my ability to form a decent phrase goes completely underground, where it remains for about 2-5 years.  That seems to be where I'm at right now.  I'm sorry.  Trust me, I am sorrier than you can imagine.  Even my great ideas come out all crappy.  So?  What the heck have I been doing, hmm?<br />
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COOKING!  And that brings us to the crazy subject of this journal.  As you should all know, I have no computer.  Currently I am occasionally using my husband's, but he's leaving for his third Iraqi tour in just a couple weeks and of course will be taking this with him.  Immediately thereafter I will be canceling my home cable, phone, and internet access because I don't need to pay $140 a month to watch cartoons and the food network.  After that, I'll only be able to get online at the library, and their sheltered access = no deviantart.<br />
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So during the month of November I am going to take the advice that a surprisingly large number of my friends have made and work on a cookbook.  National Cookbook Writing Month.  That's right.  I'll be going for 1-3 recipes per day, folks.  Wish me luck!<br />
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I will love and miss you all!  Many thanks for the zillion watches and faves to which I have not (yet) been able to reply.  <br />
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Oh, and go buy a copy of ^<a class="u" href="http://stjoan.deviantart.com/">StJoan</a>'s book.  It's awesome.  Don't believe me?  Read my review on the back.  It rules.<br />
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I will be back in February!  Much love to my homies.<br /><br /><strong>Footer:</strong><br />
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                <title>Remember how I break things?  Ya, I break things.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 26 Aug 2007 13:28:00 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <strong>Header:</strong><br />
<sup>it never fails to be surprised.</sup><br />
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<a href="http://www.duotrope.com/index.aspx"><img src="http://www.duotrope.com/images/linkto/generic_12060_grey.gif" alt="Duotrope's Digest: search for short fiction & poetry markets" /></a><a href="http://www.kiva.org"><img src="http://kiva.org/content/about/images/kivaBannerSmall_D.jpg" width="120" height="57" alt="Kiva - loans that change lives" align="BOTTOM"></img></a><br /><br />I borrowed my husband's computer to check my email, play a little <a href="http://www.kingdomofloathing.com">KoL</a>, and post a new journal--so imagine my surprise when I found new watchers and faves and comments!!!<br />
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I LOVES YOU ALL, ESPECIALLY ALI (whose manuscript is amazing and with which I am nearly finished) AND EMILY (whom i love to make squeak with laughter).<br />
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"Why doesn't you has a mummy?"<br />
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Many, many thanks to all my recent +favers and +watchers and for the many, many kind comments I have received on such a sappy poem.  <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/a/aww.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":aww:" title="Aww" />  And now of course it is time for the bad news.<br />
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My computer is officially <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/t/toast.gif" width="15" height="16" alt=":toast:" title="Toast" />.  I've had it for only about a year and a half, but I'm pretty disappointed with it.  It won't turn on anymore, and my husband took a peek inside (he has a amazing ability to fix computerthings).  To quote him, there are "tiny pieces of computer floating around in there."<br />
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CTRL+ALT+DEFEAT<br />
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This could mean ages and ages of me being gone.  I probably won't be getting a new computer until tax refund time, which means February-ish, by which point I will have relocated to Arizona.  I will continue to steal internet access from my husband now and then to check my email until he deploys in early November, whereupon I'll be stuck with just the access at the local library.  Their server blocks dA and myspace, so I'll be ghostly scarce for a few months.<br />
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I love you guys so much!  Maybe I'll remember how to write while I'm gone.  In the meantime, read =<a class="u" href="http://pinkymccoversong.deviantart.com/">PinkyMcCoversong</a>'s poems, because she's getting better ALL THE TIME and her recent stuff just blows me away.<br /><br /><strong>Footer:</strong><br />
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                <title>I break things.</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 27 Jul 2007 07:48:04 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <strong>Header:</strong><br />
<sup>wut it is.</sup><br />
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<a href="http://www.duotrope.com/index.aspx"><img src="http://www.duotrope.com/images/linkto/generic_12060_grey.gif" alt="Duotrope's Digest: search for short fiction & poetry markets" /></a><a href="http://www.kiva.org"><img src="http://kiva.org/content/about/images/kivaBannerSmall_D.jpg" width="120" height="57" alt="Kiva - loans that change lives" align="BOTTOM"></img></a><br /><br />Since Sunday, I have broken<br />
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a candelabra with six glass candle holders<br />
a white and blue ceramic butter crock<br />
a wineglass<br />
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and finally:<br />
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the power supply for my laptop.  <br />
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Some of my watchers will know this isn't the first time I've needed to replace my power supply.  lame.<br />
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I don't know when I'll be back, but trust that all is well.<br />
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okay, maybe not <i>all</i>. my in-laws are coming to visit.  <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/wink.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=";)" title=";) (Wink)" /><br /><br /><strong>Footer:</strong><br />
a|<strong>me</strong>|lia<br />
<sub><sub><i>i poured my heart out--it evaporated.</i></sub></sub> <br />
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                <title>Grrreat Jorrrrb!</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 04 Jul 2007 10:40:56 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <strong>Header:</strong><br />
<sup>it is so far behind.</sup><br />
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<a href="http://www.duotrope.com/index.aspx"><img src="http://www.duotrope.com/images/linkto/generic_12060_grey.gif" alt="Duotrope's Digest: search for short fiction & poetry markets" /></a><a href="http://www.kiva.org"><img src="http://kiva.org/content/about/images/kivaBannerSmall_D.jpg" width="120" height="57" alt="Kiva - loans that change lives" align="BOTTOM"></img></a><br />
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<br />
I need to write approximately 4845293 journals.  I need to write this poem that's living in my brain before it miscarries.  But first, it's time to say<br />
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HOLY COW LOTS OF MOVEMENT HELLO LIT COMMUNITY!<br />
<br />
I can't keep up with all the seniors, but there are loads of them.  My new theory is just to say "Congrats" every time I see anyone.  Ever.  <br />
<br />
As I'm sure all but the most dedicated of cave-dwellers by now have realised that `<a class="u" href="http://coshdaddy.deviantart.com/">coshdaddy</a> has stepped down as GD.  I still owe him an epic poem of glory and heroism.  Replacing him and joining ^<a class="u" href="http://poeticwar.deviantart.com/">PoeticWar</a> are ^<a class="u" href="http://stjoan.deviantart.com/">StJoan</a> and ^<a class="u" href="http://gunshymartyr.deviantart.com/">GunShyMartyr</a>.  Make sure you give them a nice word of welcome and maybe a little rah-rah-sis-boom-bah.  For too long, the writers here on dA have been sulking in the corner with bad hair and cigarettes, complaining about how obnoxious the popular kids are.    Personally, I quit doing that a long time ago, like last week or something.<br />
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Also, belatedly, welcome @<a class="u" href="http://youthculture.deviantart.com/">youthculture</a> to the awesome MN@ team.  I'm pretty excited to see her there and she has already done some favors for =<a class="u" href="http://jake10684.deviantart.com/">jake10684</a> in #Texans.  And I won't say they weren't sexual in nature.<br />
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In other words, I miss =<a class="u" href="http://pinkymccoversong.deviantart.com/">PinkyMcCoversong</a>.  My house is boring and empty and colorless without you, with only the exception of the giant red blotch on my carpet.  (From a spilled soda, not dismembering bodies.  We put a tarp down for that, duh.)<br />
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I also miss *<a class="u" href="http://kagomeresurrected.deviantart.com/">KagomeResurrected</a>.  We need to hang out again soon, pls?  Because you're very cool and I will miss you severely when you're gone to India.<br />
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Coming Soon:<br />
An odd poem about a crazy woman and the ocean<br />
A <a href="http://weaktoast.blogspot.com">weaktoast</a> blog about nutrition (lol)<br />
A new issue of <a href="http://www.soundzine.org">Soundzine</a>, complete with another Speakeasy Tavern column about excess<br />
A new journal about the *<a class="u" href="http://texasdevmeet.deviantart.com/">Texasdevmeet</a><br />
A new journal about =<a class="u" href="http://pinkymccoversong.deviantart.com/">PinkyMcCoversong</a>'s visit<br />
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ps i am ttly going to disneyworld at the end of september.<br />
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<strong>Footer:</strong><br />
a|<strong>me</strong>|lia<br />
<sub><sub><i>And don't you ever want to stand up on the waves and run?</i></sub></sub> <br />
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<div align="center"><a href="http://www.mimesispoetry.com"><img src="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b383/caveatlector/mimesisstamp.jpg"></img><a href="http://www.toddkeisling.com"><img src="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b383/caveatlector/alt-1.jpg"></img><a href="http://www.lulu.com/toddkeisling"><img src="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b383/caveatlector/altbarcode-1.jpg"></img></a><br />
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                <title>Vacations, you take them.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 02 Jun 2007 18:10:07 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <strong>Header:</strong><br />
<sup>ten points if you know where it got that title.</sup><br />
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<br />
<a href="http://www.duotrope.com/index.aspx"><img src="http://www.duotrope.com/images/linkto/generic_12060_grey.gif" alt="Duotrope's Digest: search for short fiction & poetry markets" /></a><a href="http://www.kiva.org"><img src="http://kiva.org/content/about/images/kivaBannerSmall_D.jpg" width="120" height="57" alt="Kiva - loans that change lives" align="BOTTOM"></img></a><br /><br />O doves, it was everything it needed to be.<br />
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<br />
On my summer vacation, I<br />
<br />
quit smoking.  drove across the desert.  slept while someone else drove across the desert.  listened to music.  read silly books.  got my hair cut.  rented a car.  wrote a tiny bit.  sat out in the sun, bleaching my hair with lemon juice.  laid out in the sun darkening my skin with sunshine.  blew bubbles and watched art appear on the sidewalk.  drank a lot of water.  cooked some delicious food.  went to the doctor.  learned to eat oatmeal.  stayed at a very nice hotel.  slept with my head pointed to the north.  didn't have internet access at all for four whole days.  fucking loved that.  quit biting my fingernails.  sat in a jacuzzi.  went to an aquarium.  touched eight starfish.  touched four sea anemones.  tried to convince my daughter to touch the purple sea urchins.  touched a keyhole limpet.  failed to convince her touch anything other than the starfish.  stood in front of a tank of jellyfish and wished I could have that instead of a television.  went to the beach.  walked through the waves in a white skirt and felt beautiful.  tried to find shells.  failed to find anything other than bits of shell.  fell asleep on a towel listening to damien rice and the waves.  remembered to roll over.  got a tan instead of a sunburn.  met a lieutenant general and his wife.  pried my daughter off said lieutenant general's neck.  was finally impressed by a high-ranking military officer's character.  beamed with pride at my beautiful daughter's performance as a flower girl.  shook my head in amused frustrations as she picked her nose in front of hundreds.  Twice.  got to see my brother.  got to see his wife.  got to see my cousins.  had a delicious coffee malt.  hung out with ~<a class="u" href="http://skippycoyote.deviantart.com/">skippycoyote</a>.  saw ~<a class="u" href="http://smellslikerust.deviantart.com/">SMELLSlikeRUST</a> for a few minutes.  correctly guessed that one of my other friends would completely flake out on me.  Twice.  hung out with a best selling author until way past his bedtime.  chased my daughter around his one million dollar house when it was time to leave.  pimped out `<a class="u" href="http://alienhead.deviantart.com/">alienhead</a>'s book to said author.  quit biting my fingernails.  ate some awesome thin-crust pizza.  got in a stupid fight with my dad.  managed not to cry when i said goodbye to my mom.  relaxed.  relaxed.  relaxed.<br />
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Relaxed.<br /><br /><strong>Footer:</strong><br />
a|<strong>me</strong>|lia<br />
<sub><sub><i>only wimps can not handle broken hearts.</i></sub></sub> <br />
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<div align="center"><a href="http://www.mimesispoetry.com"><img src="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b383/caveatlector/mimesisstamp.jpg"></img><a href="http://www.toddkeisling.com"><img src="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b383/caveatlector/alt-1.jpg"></img><a href="http://www.lulu.com/toddkeisling"><img src="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b383/caveatlector/altbarcode-1.jpg"></img></a><br />
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                <title>Left Foot Blue, Right Hand Green, No Screaming.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 12 May 2007 18:23:00 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <strong>Header:</strong><br />
<sup>It hates Twister.</sup><br />
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<a href="http://www.duotrope.com/index.aspx"><img src="http://www.duotrope.com/images/linkto/generic_12060_grey.gif" alt="Duotrope's Digest: search for short fiction & poetry markets" /></a><a href="http://www.kiva.org"><img src="http://kiva.org/content/about/images/kivaBannerSmall_D.jpg" width="120" height="57" alt="Kiva - loans that change lives" align="BOTTOM"></img></a><br /><br />Things are crazy.<br />
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<strong><a href="http://news.deviantart.com/article/28851/">Unknown Artists: May Feature</a></strong> is out, and as I mentioned a short bit ago, I've joined the team to help bring you work from some of our lesser-known/newer community members.  For future articles I'd love to hear your suggestions, so please feel free to leave me links in the comments of this journal!  Here are my picks, thanks again to all of you who (unwittingly) allowed me to feature your hard work.<br />
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<a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/34421658/">Faute De Mieux, here's a first</a> by ~<a class="u" href="http://jackfrostbite.deviantart.com/">jackfrostbite</a><br />
<a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/51463553/">for the sea</a> by ~<a class="u" href="http://deathforgets.deviantart.com/">deathforgets</a><br />
<a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/42821089/">Cardiology</a> by ~<a class="u" href="http://scarredsodeep.deviantart.com/">scarredsodeep</a><br />
<a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/48874203/">d.eat.h</a> by ~<a class="u" href="http://jonzoiplu.deviantart.com/">jonzoiplu</a><br />
<a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/48927818/">the psychology of moths</a> by *<a class="u" href="http://divinedecay.deviantart.com/">divinedecay</a><br />
<a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/31095348/">snegle</a> by ~<a class="u" href="http://bortevekk.deviantart.com/">bortevekk</a><br />
<a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/52528990/">Monochrome Salvation</a> by ~<a class="u" href="http://skippycoyote.deviantart.com/">skippycoyote</a><br />
<a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/53500227/">Summer Girl</a> by *<a class="u" href="http://misplaced-karma.deviantart.com/">Misplaced-Karma</a><br />
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<strong>Meow!</strong><br />
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My cat is driving me crazy.  He cries constantly and twice as much when we are trying to sleep.  I will take your suggestions for that, too.  Yes, I know, I need to get him neutered.  Soon.  Maybe very soon.<br />
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<strong>Woof!  Woof!</strong><br />
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My dogs are noisy and in the moistness of Texas summer they are inclined to malodorousness.  They dig sometimes, too.  The tiny dog keeps trying to pick fights with the cat.  I am sure the cat can kick her ass, even if she does look like the Goblin King.<br />
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<strong>People Noises Here!</strong><br />
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My husband does not love animals like I do.  My daughter loves them too much.  You may understand the problems this could cause.  You may know precisely the problems it could cause because there's a possibility that you are =<a class="u" href="http://pinkymccoversong.deviantart.com/">PinkyMcCoversong</a> and I have been telling you everything that happens in my entire life for the past several weeks.<br />
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<strong>Literature Happenings</strong><br />
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There's a lot going on.  Any list I could type would be screaming redundancy so you should check <a href="http://youthculture.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/y/o/youthculture.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconyouthculture:" title="youthculture"/></a>'s or <a href="http://alienhead.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/a/l/alienhead.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconalienhead:" title="alienhead"/></a>'s journals.  Don't forget *<a class="u" href="http://litffs.deviantart.com/">LitFFS</a> and ~<a class="u" href="http://soundzine.deviantart.com/">Soundzine</a>.  Both are still very active, and when I get out of this goddamn funk I'm sludging through I'll be back in #LitFFS to critique stuff.<br />
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<strong>$@#%&!!</strong><br />
I just accidently deleted my ALGEBRAIC!! journal entry from February 15th.  I want to cry.<br />
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<strong>YOU WISH YOU LIVED IN TEXAS</strong><br />
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Or probably, like me, you wish you didn't live in Texas but there's at least a few good things about living here.  Either way, you should make the trip out and brave the suffocating humid heat of Austin in June to come to the Texas Dev Meet.  Seriously, folks, it's looking pretty excellent.  There's going to be something like 35-50 people there from ALL OVER THE US!  Some states participating:<br />
New York<br />
Florida<br />
Oklahoma (i think)<br />
Louisiana (someone mentioned that at one point)<br />
and Texas duh.<br />
Plus I heard someone might be coming from Holland or whatever.  <br />
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                <title>it's maaaay</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2007 19:43:39 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <strong>Header:</strong><br />
<sup>sometimes it took a 10mg ambine.</sup><br />
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<a href="http://www.duotrope.com/index.aspx"><img src="http://www.duotrope.com/images/linkto/generic_12060_grey.gif" alt="Duotrope's Digest: search for short fiction & poetry markets" /></a><a href="http://www.kiva.org"><img src="http://kiva.org/content/about/images/kivaBannerSmall_D.jpg" width="120" height="57" alt="Kiva - loans that change lives" align="BOTTOM"></img></a><br /><br />my dad turns sixty pretty soon yaaaay<br />
i think we're going to keep the new doh yaaaaay<br />
i wastched a dude walk on bitf og glass todaaaaay<br />
we ate the food of ninhas here todaaaaay<br />
my daughter went to bed early todaaaay<br />
i ate somne red weedish fish hooraaaay<br />
the pinky on my right hand is infeelable ya waaaay<br />
i think i might need to go go puke okaaay?<br /><br /><strong>Footer:</strong><br />
a|<strong>me</strong>|lia<br />
<sub><sub><i>the suburban sprawl, all those even lines</i></sub></sub> <br />
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                <title>We Know What's Up. +EDIT</title>
                <link>http://caveatLECTOR.deviantart.com/journal/12683341/</link>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 21 Apr 2007 17:39:18 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <strong>Header:</strong><br />
<sup>sometimes it finds relief in melancholy.</sup><br />
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<a href="http://www.duotrope.com/index.aspx"><img src="http://www.duotrope.com/images/linkto/generic_12060_grey.gif" alt="Duotrope's Digest: search for short fiction & poetry markets" /></a><a href="http://www.kiva.org"><img src="http://kiva.org/content/about/images/kivaBannerSmall_D.jpg" width="120" height="57" alt="Kiva - loans that change lives" align="BOTTOM"></img></a><br /><br />Eight more pomes stored for submission.<br />
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Edit 02.06.07:  Form rejection received, three poems removed from storage.<br />
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Edit 09.06.07:  Form rejection, three more poems unstored.<br /><br /><strong>Footer:</strong><br />
a|<strong>me</strong>|lia<br />
<sub><sub><i>to New Orleans, well that's just fine</i></sub></sub> <br />
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<div align="center"><a href="http://www.mimesispoetry.com"><img src="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b383/caveatlector/mimesisstamp.jpg"></img><a href="http://www.toddkeisling.com"><img src="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b383/caveatlector/alt-1.jpg"></img><a href="http://www.lulu.com/toddkeisling"><img src="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b383/caveatlector/altbarcode-1.jpg"></img></a><br />
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<a href="http://2envision.deviantart.com"><img src="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b383/caveatlector/2_Envision_Stamp_by_MSJames.jpg"></img><a href="http://texasdevmeet.deviantart.com"><img src="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b383/caveatlector/Texas_devmeet_stamp____by_jake10684.gif"></img><br />
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                <title>LOLOLOL</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 20 Apr 2007 08:45:22 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <strong>Header:</strong><br />
<sup>It hopes this is the last journal on this subject...at least until it all happens again.</sup><br />
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<a href="http://www.duotrope.com/index.aspx"><img src="http://www.duotrope.com/images/linkto/generic_12060_grey.gif" alt="Duotrope's Digest: search for short fiction & poetry markets" /></a><a href="http://www.kiva.org"><img src="http://kiva.org/content/about/images/kivaBannerSmall_D.jpg" width="120" height="57" alt="Kiva - loans that change lives" align="BOTTOM"></img></a><br /><br />All these people are screaming these truths in the most ridiculous context.<br />
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"ART IS FREE EXPRESSION!"<br />
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"ART IS RESISTANCE!"  (i don't mean the people saying this re: NIN)<br />
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"ART IS DEFYING CENSORSHIP!"<br />
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Come on.  Of course these things are true.  Use art to resist society.  Use art to speak out about government.  Use art to tell everyone that you're gay/straight/bi/white/spanish/black/mixed/mature/immature/wounded/whole/whatever.<br />
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DeviantArt is not a government.  You <strong>joined</strong> it, <i>voluntarily</i>.<br />
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Yeah, some people are being banned.  I'm not saying they all ought to have been banned.  I'm not saying (here, at least) whether I think they are guilty or innocent.  But the real underlying point is that this is the intarweb, not the world.  Your voice is not the same here as it would be on the street (please, please go read ~<a class="u" href="http://thewritt.deviantart.com/">TheWritt</a>'s journal if you haven't).  Screaming about art and resistance against oppression here, on the website of a <i>business</i> that gives people a venue for sharing, is pretty stupid.<br />
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Rent a billboard and protest deviantArt there.  Put together a reading, an art show, whatever.  Wear a giant exclamation point on your t-shirt and put black electrical tape over your mouth and take a picture and name it "banned" and post it on your dA space.  <i>THAT</i> would be an artistic statement.<br />
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But seriously, cut the rest of this crap out.<br />
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<sub><sub><i>a loaf uh bread, a container uh milk</i></sub></sub> <br />
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                <title>OMG FORUM INSANITY</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 19 Apr 2007 09:11:32 PDT</pubDate>
                
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<sup>It's pulling out the big guns now.</sup><br />
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<a href="http://www.duotrope.com/index.aspx"><img src="http://www.duotrope.com/images/linkto/generic_12060_grey.gif" alt="Duotrope's Digest: search for short fiction & poetry markets" /></a><a href="http://www.kiva.org"><img src="http://kiva.org/content/about/images/kivaBannerSmall_D.jpg" width="120" height="57" alt="Kiva - loans that change lives" align="BOTTOM"></img></a><br /><br />I hate this emoticon, folks.  I do.  It's going to be a goddamn eyesore on my page for as long as this journal is up, but here it is.<br />
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<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/l/llama.gif" width="43" height="97" alt=":llama:" title="Llama...an important part of life" />  <br />
The motherfucking Dramallama<br />
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First of all, `<a class="u" href="http://youthculture.deviantart.com/">youthculture</a> and `<a class="u" href="http://bananaprincess.deviantart.com/">bananaprincess</a> are the only lit seniors I know who really take their status seriously.  That's no offense to the others (`<a class="u" href="http://fleet21.deviantart.com/">fleet21</a> and `<a class="u" href="http://alienhead.deviantart.com/">alienhead</a> you know I love you.  You have lives and are busy.  It's fair.)<br />
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Go read `<a class="u" href="http://youthculture.deviantart.com/">youthculture</a>'s journal if you haven't already.  She's 100% correct.<br />
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I posted a thread in the forums soon after all this business (<a href="http://forum.deviantart.com/galleries/writers/838150/">here</a>) and it was closed pretty damn quickly.  I heard about its closure last night while I was out with a friend and couldn't react until this morning.  The first thing I did when I got online was note Richard and apologize for posting something that he must have misinterpreted.<br />
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I don't want to be thought of as part of the problem.  I used to be.  I dealt with my share of shit when I started here and "earned" my place in the community by having 'thick skin' and tolerating the crap thrown my way.<br />
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People shouldn't have to deal with insults just to become part of a community.<br />
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So I'm not active in the forums.  I consider them mostly a waste of time because, really, it's all popularity and inside jokes.  I'm not saying I'm above all that, but I tend to participate in that sort of mindless bs on dAmnchat.  <br />
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I do contribute to the community.  *<a class="u" href="http://2envision.deviantart.com/">2envision</a> was really awesome while it lasted and re-lasted.  I've also just joined the UA team for literature, taking the place left by ~<a class="u" href="http://zebrazebrazebra.deviantart.com/">zebrazebrazebra</a>.  I'm helping `<a class="u" href="http://stjoan.deviantart.com/">StJoan</a> and some <a href="http://jake10684.deviantart.com">Jake</a> fellow (<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/wink.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=";)" title=";) (Wink)" />) plan a devmeet for Texans in Austin this June (*<a class="u" href="http://texasdevmeet.deviantart.com/">Texasdevmeet</a>).  I watch a lot, lot, lot of people.  And frankly, most of them don't get a ton of my attention.  When I get the chance, =<a class="u" href="http://smoking-mirrors.deviantart.com/">smoking-mirrors</a> and I get together and talk shop.  I'm helping ~<a class="u" href="http://scarredsodeep.deviantart.com/">scarredsodeep</a> polish her work and submit it for publication.  I'm on the editorial staff of ~<a class="u" href="http://soundzine.deviantart.com/">Soundzine</a>.  I've bought three signed copies of `<a class="u" href="http://alienhead.deviantart.com/">alienhead</a>'s book and I just ordered my first issue of Mimesis the other day.  =<a class="u" href="http://pinkymccoversong.deviantart.com/">PinkyMcCoversong</a> and I are journal submission buddies.  I'm a Critter in *<a class="u" href="http://litffs.deviantart.com/">LitFFS</a>.  I've judged contests for `<a class="u" href="http://artistsforcharity.deviantart.com/">ArtistsForCharity</a> and others, I'm also going to help judge some of the current and upcoming contests as well.  I was !banned during the lolfest of late 2005 for posting a comment--on my own journal.<br />
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Have I been elitist?  Yeah.  I'm sorry for anyone who has ever considered me unapproachable.  I'm sorry for being rude to n00bs in #dalit.  I'm sorry for jumping on people in #LitFFS.  I'm not perfect.  I just want this community to be <i>more</i>.<br />
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~<a class="u" href="http://soundzine.deviantart.com/">Soundzine</a> has released the first issue.  ^<a class="u" href="http://poeticwar.deviantart.com/">PoeticWar</a>'s litbaby Mimesis (see stamp i am too lazy to code) has also just made its inaugu... ]]></description>
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                <title>Hell Freezes Over</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 07 Apr 2007 12:44:47 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <strong>Header:</strong><br />
<sup>it swears to god.</sup><br />
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<a href="http://www.duotrope.com/index.aspx"><img src="http://www.duotrope.com/images/linkto/generic_12060_grey.gif" alt="Duotrope's Digest: search for short fiction & poetry markets" /></a><a href="http://www.kiva.org"><img src="http://kiva.org/content/about/images/kivaBannerSmall_D.jpg" width="120" height="57" alt="Kiva - loans that change lives" align="BOTTOM"></img></a><br /><br />It's April.<br />
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This is Texas.<br />
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<sub><sub><i>can't say i'm sad to see you go</i></sub></sub> <br />
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                <title>Status Message</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 05 Apr 2007 07:46:00 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <strong>Header:</strong><br />
<sup>leave it alone, and it'll come home, wagging its tail behind it.</sup><br />
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<a href="http://www.duotrope.com/index.aspx"><img src="http://www.duotrope.com/images/linkto/generic_12060_grey.gif" alt="Duotrope's Digest: search for short fiction & poetry markets" /></a><br /><br />I've been overdoing it.<br />
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I don't mind listening, but if you won't take the next step yourself, I can't help you.  I have my own priorities and she walks around on two feet.<br />
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I am still working on those crits.<br />
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I am still working on NaPo.<br />
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I am still working on my prose.<br />
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What I am not doing right now is answering your IMs.  I have a crapload of my own comedies and tragedies going on and it's about time they get the attention they deserve.  It's not that I'm leaving dA behind; I am going to fulfill my responsibilities.  I am just going to redefine what those are.<br /><br /><strong>Footer:</strong><br />
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<sub><sub><i>i wish you could put your ear up to my heart</i></sub></sub> <br />
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                <title>I Speak The Properties Of Love</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 02 Apr 2007 21:31:44 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <strong>Header:</strong><br />
<sup>it finds clever juxtaposition of household items very amusing.</sup><br />
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<a href="http://www.duotrope.com/index.aspx"><img src="http://www.duotrope.com/images/linkto/generic_12060_grey.gif" alt="Duotrope's Digest: search for short fiction & poetry markets" /></a><br /><br />critiquefest turned into:<br />
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 <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletgreen.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletgreen:" title="Bullet; Green" /> a 4 year old girl mauling a 20 year old boy<br />
 <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletgreen.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletgreen:" title="Bullet; Green" /> cleaning tabasco puke out of my carpet (tabasco, not alcohol.  plz.)<br />
 <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletgreen.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletgreen:" title="Bullet; Green" /> me not getting nearly enough sleep.<br />
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those critiques are coming, i promise.  there's a stack of printed pieces on my coffee table and my red pen is armed and ready.<br />
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right now i am going to napo and then i am going to bed.<br />
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someone tuck me in around 8pm tomorrow, k?<br /><br /><strong>Footer:</strong><br />
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<sub><sub><i>some call me the gangster of love</i></sub></sub> <br />
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                <title>CRITIQUEFEST '07</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 30 Mar 2007 06:44:34 PDT</pubDate>
                
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<sup>it starts a new tradition.</sup><br /><br />Okay, so April is coming up and I am doing NaPoWriMo.  Then I really need to spend the whole motherfucking summer writing prose prose prose--taking a break to write poems again in August--and then back to prose for September.  Poetry in October and then NaNo in November.  SO!  WTF Amelia?<br />
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This week I was chatting up ^<a class="u" href="http://poeticwar.deviantart.com/">PoeticWar</a> about some things and in my huge ego-ness I offered to critique some of his work.  I can only say it was the literary equivalent of someone who thinks they are quite good at jumprope agreeing to join the Olympic Track & Field team.  While I am prone to exaggeration such as this example, what I really mean is that my "mad criteek skillz" aren't as 'mad' nor as 'skillz' as I would like them to be.<br />
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Also, the return of *<a class="u" href="http://2envision.deviantart.com/">2envision</a> is nigh (or so the spirits tell me).  It's time to polish up my reading skills just in time to (hopefully) put them into practice with my writing skills this next month.  I have a lot of my own poetry projects in the work and some yummy contests coming up.  More pimpage soon.<br />
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<strong>CRITIQUEFEST 2007!!!!!!!!</strong><br />
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THIS WEEKEND I AM GONNA PRINT OUT A BUNCH OF POEMS AND PROSES AND CRITIQUE THE MOTHERFUCKING SHIT OUT OF THEM!  THERE ARE 108 DEVIATIONS IN MY MESSAGE CENTER CONSISTING ENTIRELY OF LITERATURE DEVIATIONS!  NO I WILL NOT FUCKING DO THEM ALL, BUT!!!!<br />
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i hope to do at least twenty really in-depth critiques.  At least.<br />
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<strong>All Seriousness Aside</strong><br />
After two days with no shower, now my one and only toilet is fucking broken.  At least my house hasn't burnt down again yet.<br />
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<caveatLECTOR> Part of my contributing to the community is typing "LOL" or "WTF".<br /><br /><strong>Footer:</strong><br />
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<sub><sub><i>another rainy day comes up from the ocean</i></sub></sub> <br />
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                <pubDate>Tue, 27 Mar 2007 14:28:28 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <strong>Header:</strong><br />
<sup>it makes things right.</sup><br /><br /><a href="http://intangebility.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/i/n/intangebility.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="intangebility" /></a> is having a <a href="http://news.deviantart.com/article/27509/">contest</a> replete with prizes.<br />
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Get off your ass and enter so that I have hilarious things to read.  <br />
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No, I will not give extra points to people who write about me.*<br /><br />a|<strong>me</strong>|lia<br />
<sub><sub><i>freedom is the least desired gift to give</i></sub></sub> <br />
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                <title>2731 Songs Left To Tag</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 26 Mar 2007 20:02:12 PDT</pubDate>
                
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<sup>it is so ready for the next person that tags it.</sup><br /><br /><Amelia> (2:20:29 PM): old ladies with their weird smell and thin skin<br />
<Amelia> (2:20:33 PM): i'm afraid they<br />
<Amelia> (2:20:39 PM): are going to dissolve on me<br />
<Emily> (2:20:50 PM): oh look, amelia is having a poem<br />
<Amelia> (2:20:47 PM): like at the end of indiana jones 3<br />
<Amelia> (2:20:50 PM): LOL<br />
<Emily> (2:21:00 PM): srs write that down k<br />
<Amelia> (2:20:57 PM): i hit the enter key<br />
<Amelia> (2:21:03 PM): LOL for april<br />
<Amelia> (2:21:09 PM): when i am desperate<br />
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That's right, folks.  NaPoWriMo is coming and yours truly has been dragged into it by =<a class="u" href="http://pinkymccoversong.deviantart.com/">PinkyMcCoversong</a>.  In addition to that I am working on my novels again (yay!) but will not be posting any more of them (boo!) because someday they'll be published (yay!) even if just by me.  I'm working on a couple other projects, too, including <a href="http://soundzine.org">Soundzine</a>(also <a href="http://soundzine.deviantart.com">here</a>) and I'm kicking around a humorous little news article.  We'll see.<br />
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I'm going to write more.  I am not getting any younger by not writing.  I am not getting any smarter.  Expect to see more things soon.<br /><br />a|<strong>me</strong>|lia<br />
<sub><sub><i>climbed up a tree without a way to get down on your own</i></sub></sub> <br />
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                <title>So easy a caveman can do it*. +EDIT</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 21 Mar 2007 19:30:22 PDT</pubDate>
                
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<sup>it it it it it it it it it**.</sup><br /><br />Today is International Poetry Day.<br />
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You should all do something poetic.<br />
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I sent submissions to three journals today, which put eight more poems in storage.  I'm sort of excited to see my gallery shrinking for such a good cause.  We'll see how I feel when I start getting responses.<br />
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I'm going to work on some more prose submissions and I'm going to have to hurry because for most journals the submission year is almost over.  I have already missed the deadline for a few, they'll have to wait until the fall.<br />
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Edit 02.06.07:  Received rejections from one journal, three poems removed from storage.<br /><br />a|<strong>me</strong>|lia<br />
<sub><sub><i>fred jones was worn out</i></sub></sub> <br />
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                <title>Things you* missed this weekend</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 20 Mar 2007 09:47:23 PDT</pubDate>
                
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<sup>it wants to join the lobster-mobsters' mob.</sup><br /><br />neva's birthday party was fun, excepting the part at chuck e. cheese.  I went to south by southwest.  i got great parking spots.  i got a free beer and a tiny piece of brownie.  not that kind.  i got some of those gelatin pill things with the animal-shaped sponge inside.  i gave them to my daughter.  i ate edamame.  i saw joy, whom i have not seen for 8 years almost to the day.  i saw nicole, for whom it has been closer to nine.  for both, it felt like no time at all had passed.  i got all my laundry done.  some of it twice.  i saw a really cool mom.  i saw a really cool grandma.  i saw hope for me to be a cool parent.  i went inside a mint-green house.  i raced imaginary wind-up toys.  i won those races.  i lost those races.  i bought a copy of <i>ploughshares</i>.  i listened to a lot of great music.  i met a guy with worms.  i found out he paid for them.  i realised they were for his compost heap.  i talked about humanure.  neva said, "I'm in mud you fools!"  i drank carbonated yerba matte.  i tasted ginger beer.  i hugged nicole good-bye.  i hoped it wouldn't be nine more years.  i hugged joy good-bye.  i will call her and not be shy about wanting to hang out.  i found out the guy with worms wants to be a farmer in kentucky.  i found out neva wants to have a farm.  i think she can go visit his farm in kentucky.  i drove.  i drove.  i drove.  it was nice.<br /><br />a|<strong>me</strong>|lia<br />
<sub><sub><i>chill of that sheet on your skin</i></sub></sub> <br />
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                <title>Broken Spring</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 16 Mar 2007 21:50:12 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <strong>Header:</strong><br />
<sup>It screams fearless from the front yard.</sup><br /><br />All our Wii are belong to =<a class="u" href="http://smoking-mirrors.deviantart.com/">smoking-mirrors</a>.<br /><br />a|<strong>me</strong>|lia<br />
<sub><sub><i>someone breathed this breath in us</i></sub></sub> <br />
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                <pubDate>Wed, 14 Mar 2007 10:50:49 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <strong>Header:</strong><br />
<sup>It will be brief.</sup><br /><br />Today, at 6:20am Mountain Time, my daughter turned four.<br />
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It was seriously that fast.<br /><br />a|<strong>me</strong>|lia<br />
<sub><sub><i>i'm not ready, I'm not ready.</i></sub></sub> <br />
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                <title>Once Again Now! +EDIT</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 09 Mar 2007 10:06:51 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <strong>Header:</strong><br />
<sup>It's becoming almost comfortable with this, of course it hasn't received any responses yet.</sup><br /><br />Remember that ridiculous story about the robot that loved a television?<br />
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Well, it's in storage.  I've submitted it to the weirdest publication I have as of yet discovered.<br />
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Someone please catch the 20K?  Prizers.<br /><br />a|<strong>me</strong>|lia<br />
<sub><sub><i>sister you need not worry no more</i></sub></sub> <br />
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<sup><sub><sub>P.S.  For the last several journals my mood has been "worried."  I am not really concerned, I just always forget to change my mood now that there is a default mood there.</sub></sub></sup></a></div> ]]></description>
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                <title>Roll Me Over, I Wanna Wave At The Kids</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 07 Mar 2007 04:06:06 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <strong>Header:</strong><br />
<sup>it feels very lucky to have been born XX.</sup><br /><br /><strong>Music</strong><br />
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At some point in 2006, I decided it would be a brilliant idea to convert all of my .m4a files to .mp3 files, just to make things uniform.  I found a great program and did it all relatively quickly and re-added everything to my iTunes library, only to realize that I had lost the id3 tags of about 5-6K songs.  That's about 30 gig, about half of my collection.  Ever since, I have been painstakingly using my iPod to re-enter the information for the songs that I have loaded onto it.  God only knows how long it will take.  God only knows what I will do when I have gone through all those.  God only knows how I will find the tracks to the Bloomsday EP, when even Google does not remember such a band existing.<br />
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It goes down like this:<br />
I put the iPod on shuffle.<br />
I skip any songs that are already tagged.<br />
I type the song title into iTunes and hope it does not produce seventeen songs.<br />
I sort them by length and when necessary switch to one earbud (iPod) and one headphone (laptop) in order to sort out whether or not I am tagging the same song I am trying to tag.<br />
I type in all the information.<br />
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If I don't have to do the headphone thing, it takes me about 24 seconds of a song to tag it and be done.  In this time I have come across a lot of music I'd forgotten about.  Some of it has made me very ashamed (I am too prideful to share) and some of it has made me feel very cool (I am too humble to share anywhere other than my <strong>Listening to:</strong> section and my footer lyrics game<sup><sup><sub><sub><sub>1</sub></sub></sub></sup></sup>, which no one ever ever ever plays).  When this shuffle brought me along to Spiritualized's Cop Shoot Cop off of their album <i>Ladies And Gentlemen We Are Floating in Space</i>, an amazing song of the impressive length 17:13, I decided to take the listen and use the time wisely to write a new journal.<br />
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<strong>International Women's Week</strong><br />
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I didn't know we had one of these.  I'm not anything like an activist (personally I think most forms of activism just end up in people looking foolish and that relationships are the key) and maybe that's why I wasn't aware.  At any rate, $<a class="u" href="http://chix0r.deviantart.com/">chix0r</a> dropped me a note asking me if I was interested in being involved and you can betchyer tuchas I was.  She's been conducting interviews with female deviants and will be posting them all week and you can check the news page (which I am too lazy to do) or you can check <a href="http://chix0r.deviantart.com/journal/12062049/">this</a> journal of hers for the rundown of them.  You ought to +love them all.  I have really enjoyed nosing around at the other women and can hardly wait for the rest of them to go up.  While you're at it, please show <a href="http://chix0r.deviantart.com">Fiona</a> some love because on top of all that and her regular duties she's got the Help Desk while $<a class="u" href="http://hexentanz.deviantart.com/">hexentanz</a> is on vaca.  My interview is wordy as fuck and I think most everyone will drop out about a third of the way through, but that's what you get when you ask a writer to answer questions, especially about themselves.  Perhaps she's found the time to delete my most asinine comments.<br />
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<strong>Congratulations</strong><br />
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are due to ~<a class="u" href="http://skippycoyote.deviantart.com/">skippycoyote</a>.<br />
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<strong>My Living Room</strong><br />
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is a mess and I really need to get some filing done.  You ought to come and sit on my couch and drink my heineken and sing along with my music or play something on the Wii or read Neva and I stories or something whilst I spread my color-coded files all over the living room and get caught up.  After that we can organize my bookshelves.  I will make it worth your while by reading William Blake to you, whomever you are.<br />
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<strong>Jeremiah</strong><br />
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<strong>Soundzine</strong><br />
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*<a class="u" href="http://salshep.deviantart.com/">salshep</a> please get on my ass and ride me about this.  This journal is just too long and my Spiritualized song is way way over and I ought to come up with a lyric and an it-statement and crawl back into bed so that I can get some sleep before Neva (who is now in love with a cartoon squirrell) wakes up.  <br />
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Have a good day, lovelies.<br /><br />a|<strong>me</strong>|lia<br />
<sub><sub><i>loneliness, what would I do without you?</i></sub></sub> <br />
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                <title>KELSEY'S BROTHER OMG!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 04 Mar 2007 13:03:16 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <strong>Header:</strong><br />
<sup>it has been given musical magics.</sup><br /><br />And you thought Adventure Time was pretty great.<br />
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<a href="http://thegreatbigmulp.com/ki10z/index.html">this</a> wins all.<br />
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Kelsey, your family is the coolest family ever.<br /><br />a|<strong>me</strong>|lia<br />
<sub><sub><i>a loaf of bread, a container of milk and</i></sub></sub> <br />
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                <title>I'm it</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 03 Mar 2007 19:57:59 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <strong>Header:</strong><br />
<sup>it will come up with six more things!</sup><br /><br />I was tagged by *<a class="u" href="http://emothemurdok.deviantart.com/">emothemurdok</a> to share six weird things about myself.<br />
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1.  I have lots of theories about life and I have shared a good number of them with `<a class="u" href="http://fleet21.deviantart.com/">fleet21</a>.  He is kind enough to claim that they make sense.  <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /><br />
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2.  I am having more fun hanging out with =<a class="u" href="http://smoking-mirrors.deviantart.com/">smoking-mirrors</a> than I have had in about 8 years.  I'm not sure why, exactly, but I am always quite loud when we hang out.  She laughs at everything and I feel like a comedian.  <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/m/mwahaha.gif" width="29" height="15" alt=":evillaugh:" title="EVIL Laughter!" /><br />
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3.  Will Goldsmith, the drummer for Sunny Day Real Estate/The Fire Theft, once asked me after a show if I knew where he could score some pot.  That is the only time I have ever wished I was friends with a drug dealer. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/weed.gif" width="20" height="19" alt=":weed:" title="This is your brain; This is drugs; This is your brain on drugs!" /><br />
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4.  I really, really miss my big brother.  Today, I cried thinking about that.  It has only been a few months since I last saw him. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/cuddle.gif" width="24" height="17" alt=":cuddle:" title="Cuddling up with someone close..." /><br />
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5.  I wish I could be your mom.  All of you. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/l/love.gif" width="23" height="16" alt=":love:" title="Love" /><br />
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6.  I feel really lucky to call `<a class="u" href="http://alienhead.deviantart.com/">alienhead</a> a good friend.  One of these days (and I think soon) that is going to be worth some pretty serious bragging rights. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/a/alien.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":alien:" title="Alien" /><br />
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Who has not been tagged yet?  I pick *<a class="u" href="http://dana-redde.deviantart.com/">dana-redde</a>, =<a class="u" href="http://gunshymartyr.deviantart.com/">GunShyMartyr</a> (if he even reads my journals), =<a class="u" href="http://fraterm.deviantart.com/">fraterm</a>, *<a class="u" href="http://divinedecay.deviantart.com/">divinedecay</a>, and ~<a class="u" href="http://thewritt.deviantart.com/">TheWritt</a> (please).<br />
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Adorable Neva Moment: (ten minutes ago)<br />
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"Mommy, Herncks!"<br />
"...What?"<br />
"Herncks!  HERNCKS!!"<br />
"What are you saying?  Herncks?"  Nod.  "Honey that is not a word.  I don't know what you're saying."<br />
"Herncks, Mommy!  We can name the cat's tail!  We can call it Herncks!"<br />
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Hello, this is my cat.  His name is Snoochie-Booches.  This is my cat's tail.  His name is Herncks.<br />
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There is no one I love so much as my daughter.<br /><br />a|<strong>me</strong>|lia<br />
<sub><sub><i>i will be your shelter, i'll give you my shoulder</i></sub></sub> <br />
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                <pubDate>Thu, 01 Mar 2007 14:18:40 PST</pubDate>
                
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<sup>it lols.</sup><br /><br /><LesCheveux>amelia<br />
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<LesCheveux>you have a nice chassis <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/eek.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":o" title=":o (Eek)" /><br /><br />a|<strong>me</strong>|lia<br />
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                <pubDate>Wed, 28 Feb 2007 10:05:09 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <strong>Header:</strong><br />
<sup>it finds tiny words to be precious.</sup><br /><br />##<br />
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<sub><sub><i>aw fuck it, i'm gonna have a party</i></sub></sub> <br />
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                <title>Geriatric at 20 Years Old + Update</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 26 Feb 2007 20:13:58 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <strong>Header:</strong><br />
<sup>it hopes it don't have to pay for all this storage.</sup><br /><br />!!<br />
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Five more pieces gone gone, <br />
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I am holding my first rejection.  Form letter.  Five pieces back into the gallery.<br />
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<sup>it finds a silver lining to the cloud of smoke that hung over its charred home.</sup><br /><br />:[<br />
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On December 3rd:   <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flame.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":flame:" title="Flame" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/house.gif" width="20" height="16" alt=":house:" title="House" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flame.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":flame:" title="Flame" /><br />
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So on December 7th, I couldn't buy <a href="http://imperfect.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/i/m/imperfect.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="imperfect" /></a>'s book.<br />
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She told me she would send me a signed one anyhow, even though that would foul things up.  I gave her my home address.  I asked that she allow me to send payment.  She never replied.<br />
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I am so glad I wasn't around to be swindled, but so many of my friends were.<br />
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I am hurt on their behalf and confused by her refusal to publicly address the community that has supported her through everything she has told us about.<br />
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But...  she does not control this community.   I direct you to:  <a href="http://alienhead.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/a/l/alienhead.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="alienhead" /></a>'s journal.<br />
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]:<br /><br />a|<strong>me</strong>|lia<br />
<sub><sub><i>now sleep, I promise it'll all be better somehow</i></sub></sub> <br />
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                <title>Child's Pose +EDIT</title>
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<sup>it tentatively practices a sort of literary Yoga.</sup><br /><br />++<br />
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In my left hand I am holding a big envelope.  My name is in the upper left hand corner and the center has the name of a publication.  It contains a smaller envelope with the addresses swapped.  Both are stamped.  It also contains a cover letter and four poems which are now stored.<br />
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Edit April 11, 2007 - rejected but this time with a personal note.  I'm feeling pretty good about it and will resubmit to this magazine as soon as they open again in the fall.<br /><br />a|<strong>me</strong>|lia<br />
<sub><sub><i>now sleep, I promise it'll all be better somehow</i></sub></sub> <br />
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                <title>O gross it's tradition!</title>
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<sup>it posted almost this exact journal <a href="http://caveatlector.deviantart.com/journal/7884852/">last year</a>.</sup><br /><br /><acronym title="a blog for the weary."><a href="http://weaktoast.blogspot.com"><img src="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b383/caveatlector/83194ebe.gif"></img></a></acronym><br />
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<sub><sub><sub><sub>p.s. check out <a href="http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=StefanGBucher">this</a> guy.</sub></sub></sub></sub><br /><br />a|<strong>me</strong>|lia<br />
<sub><sub><i>i like where you sleep</i></sub></sub> <br />
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