http://search.deviantart.com/?q=by:cell2800&section=today deviantART RSS for by:cell2800 en-us Copyright 2009, deviantART.com Fri, 27 Nov 2009 10:01:59 PST deviantART.com http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss http://s.deviantart.com/minish/widgets/apple-touch-icon-precomposed.png http://cell2800.deviantart.com/journal/25338575/ http://cell2800.deviantart.com/journal/25338575/ Mon, 15 Jun 2009 20:51:31 PDT
I have some good news and bad news, I'll start with the bad news. I'm taking down my all of my stories except The Perfection War ones. I'll take those down too, but I'll leave them up for people to read until I start redoing them.

The good news, I'm going to round some people to help with my stories. They'll also pitch in some of their ideas as well as spot any errors in my writing. I know some people close to where I live that might help me, but they might not want to because of other things. I can understand that they have work and stuff like that.

I might also choose some of you guys too, but I don't know If I will or not. It depends if I can trust you to not mess with my stuff, I'll destroy you if you do. You can also pitch in ideas and stuff like that too. Anyway, I'll let you all know if I can get anybody that are close to where I live.

P.S.
If you want, you can use my OCs in your stories, but you have to ask permission first and give credit where it's due. I'll have to list them all if you do.

P.S.S.
The Birth of Cell's Empire has been removed too, but will soon be redone and posted on here for all to enjoy. I guess that's all for now, Peace out.

]]> ~cell2800 http://cell2800.deviantart.com/journal/24282806/ http://cell2800.deviantart.com/journal/24282806/ Thu, 16 Apr 2009 22:31:41 PDT
I have decided that my The Perfection War series and my The Rise of Ronin Series can be remade by somebody else, but the person that takes this duty MUST follow the original storyline or at least...keep the most crucial parts intact.

If that person wants to know what the most crucial parts are, then ask me. While that person is remaking these stories, please ask if you need help with what's supposed to be going on in the stories or something like that. Once you're done, please give credit to me since I'm the original author and you'll get credit for .

If that person follows those simple rules, then you can remake the series. If someone wants to do a group project, then please do so. If you want to make your own character or your own story to be placed in the Perfection War or the Rise of Ronin series, you can do that too. If you do, please try to keep in mind that it can be a What If? story or a sort of addon.

Since that stuff is out of the way, I can get on with the other news that I have. I have officially declared that I'll be making maps that represent my stories, even the ones that I haven't written yet. You'll possibly see tons of maps flowing into my gallery by next week or possibly sooner.

P.S.

I can't draw maps that good, but I'll try and make some by hand...if my hands are willing. Trust me, it'll take you, me, and the power of God to make my hands draw incredible pieces. I'll probably use MS Paint first, then I'll upgrade to Photoshop. If that goes well, then I'll probably be pretty much satisfied.

]]> ~cell2800 http://cell2800.deviantart.com/journal/24083766/ http://cell2800.deviantart.com/journal/24083766/ Sun, 05 Apr 2009 20:52:20 PDT
Some people on deviantART seem to be having trouble to figure out how a vampire can have offspring. As we all know, vampires are undead.

"How can a vampire have offspring if they're undead?"

Many people have asked this question since dhampirs first appeared in Balkan folklore. To be more specific, dhampirs are associated with the folklore of the Romani people.

A dhampir is the child of a vampire father and a human mother (or vice versa). Dhampir usually have powers similar to a vampire, but have none of their weaknesses (the reverse can occur as well). Dhampirs are usually believed to be adept in detecting and killing vampires.

Dhampirs can be the offspring of vampires and humans or they could be created by genetically manipulating half of someone's DNA with vampire genes. If you want to know more about dhampirs, search the term on Google or use a different search engine.

P.S.
The author of the Twilight series either knows nothing of vampires or he/she/it didn't do enough research on vampires. Either way, I still think he/she/it just sucks at writing about vampires.

That's all I'm going to say on this subject. I'm tired and I want to go to bed.

Peace out, everyone.

]]> ~cell2800 http://cell2800.deviantart.com/journal/23994722/ http://cell2800.deviantart.com/journal/23994722/ Tue, 31 Mar 2009 21:31:06 PDT
I know that I don't update my journals often, but I would like to express my opinion about the new Dragon Ball live-action movie. I think that Dragonball: Evolution will be successful, but not as successful as the Dragon Ball anime/manga series. I have been researching Dragonball: Evolution and discovered two previous attempts of a Dragon Ball live-action movie.

One of them was titled Dragon Ball: The Magic Begins (also known as New Dragon Ball: The Legend of Shenlong) was an unofficial Chinese live-action remake of the first Dragon Ball feature film Dragon Ball: The Curse of the Blood Rubies (also known as Dragon Ball: The Legend of Shenlong), made in 1989.

Dragon Ball: The Magic Begins was only released in China and Taiwan, but probably can be found on Youtube or any other video sharing website in existence. I actually got to watch the movie on Youtube once, but I don't know if it's still there or not. The other Dragon Ball live-action movie was from South Korea, but it was also unofficial as well.

I never got to watch the Dragon Ball live-action movie from South Korea, but judging from its poster, I think it failed, big time. My opinion on Dragon Ball: The Magic Begins is that it also failed, but worse than the South Korean one did. In any case, I can't judge Dragon Ball: Evolution since it hasn't came out to theaters yet, but I think it will be successful.

Dragon Ball: The Magic Begins poster ----> [link]

South Korean Dragon Ball poster -----> [link]

Note: I absolutely don't like these posters, they're horrible and they needed a whole lot more work done to them.

]]> ~cell2800 http://cell2800.deviantart.com/journal/23867709/ http://cell2800.deviantart.com/journal/23867709/ Thu, 26 Mar 2009 12:24:33 PDT
I finally started a new series, but it'll still pertain to The Perfection War. I'll call it The Rise of Ronin since the central character is named Ronin Hikaru Tokugawa. Ronin is a 17 year old boy who lives in Ronceverte, West Virginia. His family is murdered by the Cellaga Imperium and he tries to fight them off. He is then kidnapped by Gene Deathbringer Gero and left in the crime filled streets of New York City.

Yes, The Rise of Ronin continues the story of The Perfection War, but it focuses on Ronin Hikaru Tokugawa and his rise toward revenge. For those that are wondering if Cell will make more appearences in my storys, he will as soon as I get to a certain point. I know where that point is, but if I told you where it was, it would ruin the story. Below is a list of characters that will appear in The Rise of Ronin, but I can't tell you anymore about them and when they will appear. (If the characters are dead or disappeared, they will only appear in flashbacks.)

Note: The list contains OCs and characters from Dragon Ball Z. The OCs are labeled as such and the others are either labeled as deceased, Mentioned, Supporting Character, Flashback, Antagonist, or a combination of these five. (deceased and disappeared can't go together.)

Characters that will appear.

Ronin Hikaru Tokugawa aka G-Man (OC, Protagonist).

Emperor Cellaga Darkmaster Gero (Cell, Antagonist).

Prince Gene Deathbringer Gero (OC, Antagonist).

Bulma Briefs aka Mother Briefs (Supporting Character).

Andrew Nelson O'Donald aka Da Boss (OC, Supporting Character)

Don Franco Diaz LeBlanc (OC, Supporting Character).

Jaggeth Platinum Plutonium (OC, Supporting Character).

Maria Petrenko Gero (OC, Mentioned)

Samuel Ferdinand Plutonium (OC, Flashback, disappeared).

Robert Alexander O'Donovan aka Peacemaker (OC, Supporting Character)

Sarah Westwood (OC, Supporting Character)

Trunks (Flashback, deceased).

Future Trunks (Flashback, deceased).

Son Gohan (Mentioned).

Tien (Mentioned).

Yamcha (Supporting Character).

Krillin (Mentioned).

Chiaotzu (Mentioned).

Dende (Mentioned, deceased).

Mr. Popo (Mentioned, deceased).

Son Goku (Flashback, deceased).

Vegeta (Flashback, deceased).

Piccolo (Flashback, deceased).

Chi-Chi (Flashback, deceased).

(These are only a few that appear, some later than others and some earlier.)

The Perfection War: The Rise of Ronin can be expected to appear this week or next week. (Depending on my mood and if I have any time to upload it.)

The series is not finished yet, but as long as a have it started and ready to upload, that way I wouldn't have to bother with remembering if I did started it or not. Yes, this series will eventually merge with The Perfection War and create it's own special within the main series.

Note: Sometimes I have stuff pertained to sex or sexual reproduction in my stories. Just wanted to give you a heads up.

]]> ~cell2800 http://cell2800.deviantart.com/journal/23305703/ http://cell2800.deviantart.com/journal/23305703/ Fri, 20 Feb 2009 12:28:24 PST
Since I'm having Writer's block (again) I'll have to postpone "The Perfection War" until further notice. While you are waiting to be notified, I'll have some riddle's for you. Now, on to the riddles for this week and next week. (Yeah, a little early for one, but you'll probably like it.)

Note: These riddles are from Silent Hill: Homecoming, they're just here for your enjoyment.

Riddle 1:
The man that devised it
Does not want it
The man that bought it
Does not use it
The man that uses it
Does not realize it

Riddle 2:
I stand beside the holy man
The monarchs fear my wrath
None may move the way I can
Ever the crooked path

I decided to give you a bonus riddle, just for fun.

Note: It's also from Silent Hill: Homecoming, it's just here for your enjoyment as well.

Bonus Riddle:
What man loves more than life
Fears more than death or mortal strife
What poor men have, the rich acquire
And all contented men desire
What misers spend and the wastrels save
And each man carries to his grave?

If you want some hints, just ask me. I'll gladly give some to you.

]]> ~cell2800 http://cell2800.deviantart.com/journal/21731314/ http://cell2800.deviantart.com/journal/21731314/ Sat, 29 Nov 2008 13:06:38 PST
[link]

Sorry, it doesn't show you the exact location of where Destiny Island was. The reason why it doesn't show you where it was at is because it was destroyed by Cellaga's adopted son, Gene Deathbringer Gero.

I also have color coded the territories on the map to show which ones are the Earthling Rebellion, the Neutral, the Terrorists, and the Cellaga Imperium. I'll list them below in their designated groups.

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Cellaga Imperium:
Cellaga (Dark Green)

Frieza (Purple/Violet)

Magnarium Boomkiller (Brown)


Earthling Rebellion:
Gohan (Orange)

Bulma (Blue)

Alladin Hussien (Yellow)


Terrorists:
Pope Al-Kudirassi (Light Gray)


Neutral:
Sarah Westwood (Gray)
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As you can see, I have added new characters as well as some you may already know. I'll list the new character's and give some info about him/her.

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Sarah Westwood:
A 25 year-old general that secretly helps the Rebellion steal weapons and supplies from the Imperium. She also convinces Jaggeth Plutonium to help her rescue President Obama from being murdered by the Imperium.

Pope Al-Kudirassi aka Al-Kudir:
A 63 year-old Supreme Commander of the Terrorists that tries to use Magnarium Boomkiller to assassinate Jaggeth Plutonium by making him (Jag) fight in an arena against Champion Judas Al-Quida. He also becomes the Pope/Cult Leader of the Cellaganists.

Champion Judas Al-Quida:
An 8'11" warrior that has enough strength to destroy antimantium and possibly a black hole with one single punch. He also loses his head due to Jag's magical samurai sword.

Magnarium Boomkiller:
A 34 year-old general that leads the CDU (Brown on the map) to destroy Alladin Hussien and any rebel inside Africa's borders. Wounded by Jag, but later destroyed by Cellaga for failing him.

Alladin Hussien:
A 19 year-old general that wants to reclaim Africa and the Middle East. He is succesful with the help of Jag and Sarah.
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Note: Obama may or may not be president in 2014, but I'm just writing a series here, I'm not suggesting that he'll get a second term.

This post seems to be getting to long, I'll post more about this later and hopefully finish the next installment to "The Perfection War" series. Goodbye...for now.

]]> ~cell2800 http://cell2800.deviantart.com/journal/21188446/ http://cell2800.deviantart.com/journal/21188446/ Mon, 27 Oct 2008 15:02:35 PDT
I eventually decided to start out right in the middle of the war between the Cellaga Imperium and the Earthling Rebellion. There are three names to this war, they'll be listed below.

1. Perfection War

2. World War III

3. Humanity's Destruction War

The three names depend on which side and/or characters you ask. Anyway, there are places on Earth where you can only get to by crossing into another dimension. These places are Hyrule, Dragon World (Dragonball's Earth), The Mushroom Kingdom, and etc.

There are two main dimensions of Earth, Reality Earth (our Earth) and Fiction Earth (what our imaginations have created). Each Earth has it's own minor dimensions and timelines.

I bet you're wondering why Cell is being called "Cellaga". Well, Cell wanted to show that he's in control now so he added "aga" to his hame. Anyway, I have created new places and remodeled a country into a giant fortress for the fic.

The fic will follow a young lad who desperately wants to find his father, but ends up being chased by Cellaga and his empire. Now enjoy my newest fic, The Perfection War: A Journey Begins.

This is where you can find it. --------->[link]

Note: It's gonna take a hell of a lot more than 4 or 5 parts to fit in the whole story.

]]> ~cell2800 http://cell2800.deviantart.com/journal/20694065/ http://cell2800.deviantart.com/journal/20694065/ Fri, 26 Sep 2008 19:59:40 PDT
True friends will read and repost this. Fake friends will just ignore it.

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Note: Everything under this line, do not repost. Hell, don't even read it unless you're one of my friends and have an as load of patience. (Oh, don't even repost the line unless there's something you actually want to say.)

Note 2: If you don't like to read really long posts or if you have a short attention span, don't read it. (I mean it. It'll be long because I have to type things down so I can remember them.)

Sorry for being gone for so long, AGAIN. It's not my fault, it's my job at the Greenbrier Hotel. I'm a potwasher there and it does make me tired. (Sometimes I get some other things to do, but it's kinda rare.)

It's possible that I might not be here like I used to. When I am here, talk to me. If not, leave a message or something...I'm lonely. I'll reply back, I promise.

I might not even get to finish any of my works. Yes, they're still incomplete, but technically they're skeletons to help me put in details.

Oh, btw, I finally have like 5 versions for my next skeleton.

(I'm going to call my "stories" skeletons because they don't have enough details, they're still only the main conversations and action sequences, and they don't have the extra scenes that help further the story.)

Even more updates on the character, Mr. Pluto. I decided to rename him Samuel Plutonium. His other form will now be called Superstar Pluto. No, not Gene. The form Sam takes on when he puts on some kind of magical mask. (The mask looks like a star.)

The form itself looks like a purified demon or just some kind of Angel/Lizard hybid. Its power mimics the power of the gods and godesses. (The Copy-Cat ability is what caused this to happen.)

There's a reason why this form looks like a lizard, but you'll have to guess...literally. Besides, when Sam takes the mask off...it takes so much energy that it makes him sleep for almost an entire year. (I am not kidding.)

(Yeah, I just had to add that part so he wouldn't have so much power in his regular form. It would be stupid to have all of his powers in such a small body.)

Sorry, no wedgies this time.

Oh...make sure you keep looking in my skeleton, Cell: The Horror Movie, I got a new scene in the works for it. So...keep a look out for that scene. (If I even do get it done.)

]]> ~cell2800 http://cell2800.deviantart.com/journal/19453087/ http://cell2800.deviantart.com/journal/19453087/ Thu, 17 Jul 2008 19:52:11 PDT
Sorry for being gone for so long...again. I've been working really hard lately. I'm really tired and my body hurts. I should be resting, but just wanting to let you know that I'm still alive.

I haven't got much done on my fanfic. In fact,I haven't even started. You can blame that on my job since they keep me from doing anything. I did get more ideas for it though. I'll probably start working on it tomorrow or something.

I'll still be here for a couple of weeks so leave comments, IM me, or e-mail me if you want to talk.

Your friend, Cell2800.

]]> ~cell2800 http://cell2800.deviantart.com/journal/18029386/ http://cell2800.deviantart.com/journal/18029386/ Fri, 25 Apr 2008 20:35:36 PDT
I had to reprogram Gene's mind so he wouldn't remember anything I told him of where he was from and stuff like that. He needs to remember it on his own with out anyone telling him (unless his mother returns from the dead and tells him).

Gene gets a gift, here's what happened.

----------------------9:00 A.M.------------------------

Me: *watching Gene casting a spell* Gene, what are you doing?

Gene: I'm casting a spell to disguise myself so I can walk through crowds of people without them knowing my true form.

Me: You're going to see your dead mother again?

Gene: Yeah. *transforms into his human form*

Me: As SP Salibard?

Gene: Yes. *his CODEC rings* Hold on, have to take the call.

Me: Alright, just make sure you're not being traced.

Gene: Alright. *answers call* Who's this?

Link: Hey, bro. I have a surprise for you.

Gene: Where are you at and how do you have nanomachines?

Link: I'm waiting at mom's grave. Your old girlfriend, Eva, gave the nanomachines to me.

Gene: EVA's not my old girlfriend, she's about 72 years old now.

Link: I'm just fooling.

Gene: See you later, Link.

Link: See you later, bro. *hangs up*

---------Arlington National Cemetary, 9:51 A.M.----------

Zelda: *holding a 7 week-old black kitten* I hope your brother arrives soon.

Link: *spots Gene* Right on time.

Gene: I'm here to see mom and I want to know what my surprise is.

Zelda: This kitty. *shows Gene the kitty*

Gene: *looks at the kitty and remembers when he was 4 years-old*

-----Plutonia City, Pluto--June 26, 3014-----

SP: *petting his black cat* Pluto-kitty, I love you.

Pluto-kitty: *purrs uncontrollably*

Raven IV: *holding 5 month-old Link* That cat loved you Since April 25, 2008.

SP: Pluto-kitty loved me that long and is still alive?

Raven IV: Yeah, his love for you kept him alive.

-----Arlington National Cemetary--April 25, 2008--10:00 A.M.-----

Gene: Pluto-kitty?

Link: How did you know the kitty's name?

Gene: I guessed.

Link: You remembered something didn't you?

Gene: Yeah, but I don't want to talk about it.

Link: Alright, bro.

Zelda: Here's Pluto-kitty. *gives Gene the kitty*

Gene: *holds Pluto-kitty* Thank you.

Link: You're welcome, bro.

Gene: *teleports back to the apartment with Pluto-kitty*

----------------Transmission Interrupted----------------

I'm gonna be a lot more busy, so leave a message and I'll respond as soon as possible.

]]> ~cell2800 http://cell2800.deviantart.com/journal/17249274/ http://cell2800.deviantart.com/journal/17249274/ Sun, 09 Mar 2008 01:09:18 PST
SP's full name is Superstar Pluto.

Salibard is a title his grandmother had given him a long time ago which literally means "The Hero", but it also means "Gene Deathbringer Gero."

The one who added the second meaning is Dr. Gero's ancestor, Dr. Imran Gero(born 1492, died 1534).

Serachi, you already know of SP's mother, but not her name or how she died.

SP did kill her, but she had a secret that could've shown the greed of the American government.

They only wanted power and wealth, but to get what they wanted, they sent SP's mother, Raven Pluto IV(fourth generation of the Teen Titans) and The Boss(Naked Snake's mentor) into Russia to get The Philosopher's Legacy(it has unimaginable amounts of money).

Naked Snake(Big Boss) and SP were also sent to Russia only to discover The Boss and Raven Pluto IV's defection(an undercover operation to obtain The Philosopher's Legacy).

Colonel Volgin, a GRU Colonel who has the ability to electrocute people with his bare hands and wants to overthrow Nikita Khrushchev.
Volgin had tortured both Snake and SP, but SP was grabbed by his ballsack and was electrocuted.

Eva(a spy working for the Chinese, wants to get The Philosopher's Legacy as well) failed to kill Snake because The Boss asked her to. She was given a fake Philosopher's Legacy.

Before Snake killed The Boss, she gave him the REAL Philosopher's Legacy(which ended up as half of The Philosopher's Legacy), then Snake kills her.

These are her last words.

The Boss: There can only be one boss, and one snake. (Can you guess what it means?)

Raven Pluto IV told SP before SP killed her was "The Cold War is not over...SP...my son...kill me." SP does what he is told. His mother's brains are blown all over the ground and brain juices runs out of her head and falls on the ground.

In a way you could say the American Government killed SP's mother, but if Raven Pluto IV told SP about what she was doing, he would've been driven insane and destroy the government and The Philosopher's Legacy.

Gene aka Viper(not to be confused with Gene Deathbringer Gero) had the other of The Philoshoper's Legacy.
It was the funds for "Army's Heaven", an ideal nation by Gene for soldiers.
It also had the plans for Metal Gear, a mecha that can launch a nuke from all terrains and hit it's target.

Big Boss created Outer Heaven for this purpose exact purpose. SP found out about Outer Heaven after Big Boss was killed by Solid Snake, Naked Snake's clone.

Ocelot, the son of The Boss, had created an organization called The Patriots with the help of Big Boss and some unknown person, I'm gonna say it's Dr. Hell because Ocelot wants an army of clones.

This is where Dr. Gero steps in. Dr. Gero had shown Cell's designs to The Patriots and they wanted an army of him. Dr. Gero already created Cell, but Cell hasn't been "born" yet so he gave Dr. Hell some of Cell's DNA to start this "army".

Yeah, I entered the mix before DBZ actually happened. How's that possible?

Dr. Gero also was in Russia during the Cold War, but he already had Cell's designs made. So he join with the Red Ribbon Army, then Dr. Gero was in his youth, but now he's Dr. Gero, the father of Cell and technically the grandfather of Gene Deathbringer Gero.

Does this clear up some of the mystery?

]]> ~cell2800 http://cell2800.deviantart.com/journal/17123594/ http://cell2800.deviantart.com/journal/17123594/ Fri, 29 Feb 2008 19:58:50 PST I think it was from where a dead-looking guy bit me...I killed him for it.
A day after, I got the strange craving for brains.

I went to D.C. to destroy Dr. Hell because when Cell's clones don't die, they're shipped to Area 51 to be examined...after that, they're kept in cryogenic chambers for later use.
The clones that die, Dr. Hell grinds their bodies up into hamburger meat that gets shipped to stores, international wide.
I was lucky to even escape into the wild.

I wanted revenge on Dr. Hell so badly I went on vacation to execute him at Washington Monument.
I sent a later to him to meet me there at night.
He came, but he had a syringe filled with poison that is lethal to Cell and his clones.
I took the syringe and injected him with the poison.
Dr. Hell died after suffering for a minute.
I left his body there and planted fake evidence so the cops would think the terrorists did it.

I still have to destroy Area 51 and its "employees".

When I got back, Gene had entered Phase 3 just before I arrived. If you don't know what I'm talking about, click the link. [link]
If you don't know SP, he was my original character before he became Gene.(just explaining to people that don't know of Gene/SP)

I almost bit Gene when he tried to get my attention.

Gene: I seen this before in a few movies, you're becoming a zombie.

Me: Brains!!!

Gene: I found two cures for the zombification proccess.
One, kill the first zombie.
Two, drink this liquid. *hands me a bottle of strange liquid*

Me: What does the liquid taste like?

Gene: It's nasty, but it works perfectly.

Me: *drinks liquid*

Gene: How do you feel?

Me: Amused and no craving for brains.

Gene: This cure will be locked in the drug cabinet for emergency use only.

Me: Lock it up then.

Gene: *locks the cure in the drug cabinet*

Cell: Clone, you almost became a zombie?

Me: Watch movies with zombies in them and you'll see why.

Cell: Fine. *rolls eyes and starts watching a zombie movie*

]]> ~cell2800 http://cell2800.deviantart.com/journal/17000968/ http://cell2800.deviantart.com/journal/17000968/ Thu, 21 Feb 2008 21:44:24 PST
Hopefully it'll be worth the effort.

]]> ~cell2800 http://cell2800.deviantart.com/journal/16881513/ http://cell2800.deviantart.com/journal/16881513/ Thu, 14 Feb 2008 13:08:01 PST

Gene gave me a box of chocolates today.

Cell didn't give me anything because he's still mad at me.

--------------------------------------Earlier Today-------------------------------------------------

Me: Is there something you want to give me?

Cell: No.

Me: Why not?

Cell: I'm still mad at you.

Me: For how long?

Cell: Until you get your own girlfriend or mate.

Me: That'll take forever.

Cell: Then you better start finding one now.

Me: Fine. At least Gene gave me something.

--------------------------------------------end of past conversation-------------------------------

]]> ~cell2800 http://cell2800.deviantart.com/journal/16765288/ http://cell2800.deviantart.com/journal/16765288/ Thu, 07 Feb 2008 06:13:50 PST
Cell finally freed me, but I also freed SP so he could go to his Star Wars Convention, Jeepers Creepers Convention, or was it the Video Gamers Convention? I don't know.

Then my day turns into a living nightmare. I have to get a physical done, but I'm not human. How am supposed to get one unless...it must be a trap set up by the mafia or the MIB.

Mafia, sell me at the black market. MIB, take me to Area 51 for experimentation.

Maybe my doctor wants to disable my regeneration capability, chop me up, and put me in jars for humans to study me.

Cell: You're going and you're like it. *grabs me by the tail and pulls me to the Hospital and Clinic (conviniently placed together)*

Me: Nooooooo! I'm in my imperfect form!

Cell: Do you want to go to the Vet then?

Me: Nooooooo! Not the Vet!

Cell: Good. The Doctor you're seeing is Dr. White.

Me: Isn't he African-American?

Cell: Yes. Now shut-up and wait for your turn.

Nurse Evil: Cell2800, the doctor will see you now.

Cell: Get in there and don't be a wuss.

Me: *Walks all the way to the door, but then spots her name tag* Nurse Evil!!! *Tries to run away*

Cell: Hell no you don't, you're getting your physical and that's that. *grabs my tail and pulls me into the one of the little rooms*

Me: Noooooo! The doctor will steal my soul! *clawing the floor and trying to get ahold of something for support* The doctor is from Hell!!! He wants my soul!!! *gets restrained*

Cell: See you after the physical. *waves his hand and runs out to the waiting room*

Me: Cell, comeback. Doctor Hell will steal my soul!

]]> ~cell2800 http://cell2800.deviantart.com/journal/16728866/ http://cell2800.deviantart.com/journal/16728866/ Mon, 04 Feb 2008 18:45:35 PST
The phases of SP's transformation from Human to a Bio-Android...I guess
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Phase 1-still human like, but with Imperfect Cell colored hair and Perfect Cell colored eye's and skin.

Phase 2-growth of Imperfect Cell armor and headcrest.

Phase 3-growth of Imperfect Cell wings and tail.

Phase 4-Perfect Cell armor, headcrest, and wings.

Phase 5-total perfection aka Perfect form
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Cell renames SP to Gene "Deathbringer" Gero. Cell is called Emperor Cell "Darkmaster" Gero by the rebels and his own loyal subjects.

]]> ~cell2800 http://cell2800.deviantart.com/journal/16656873/ http://cell2800.deviantart.com/journal/16656873/ Thu, 31 Jan 2008 10:28:56 PST
First off, it takes place before Cell's New Form + First Loss and Birth of Cell's Empire (these two are seperate, yet somehow connected), but after Cell the Horror Movie and SP's Side of the Story (since these two basically took place at the same time).
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Time freezes and the Goddess of Space and Time, Sylvania appears.

Sylvania: I shall play a trick on you, beings of this Universe.

Sylvania creates a copy of the same Universe and sperates them into different timelines, yet somehow connected.

Sylvania: This Universe here shall have its Cell become a goodguy, the other shall have its Cell become Emperor.

Sylvania disappears and time starts back up, thus splitting one timeline into two.
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That's how it all happened. Well...back to being bored to death. *Hides DS in my magical utility belt, listens to my iPod, and falls asleep.*

]]> ~cell2800 http://cell2800.deviantart.com/journal/16624099/ http://cell2800.deviantart.com/journal/16624099/ Tue, 29 Jan 2008 07:03:10 PST
SP: Cell2800, come out and play-ay.

Cell: SP, you've been looking for my clone for 12 hours straight...he's on ceiling.

SP: *looks up and spots me then he looks back at Cell.* I'm an idiot.

Cell: I want to absorb you again so I can become emperor of the Universe.

SP: Bring it on, bugboy.

Me: My spider-senses are telling me this will be gruesome.

Cell: At least I'm not afraid of clowns.

SP: I hate KLOWNS!!!

Me:

Cell: Great, now I have to wake him up.

At least they didn't kill each other like last time.

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SP: I feel your pain, Cell2800.

Cell: I don't.

SP: Cell, that's because Dr. Gero was an @$$hole. He programed you for evil.

Cell: I agree with what you said about Dr. Gero, but I'll kill you for calling me an @$$hole...right now! *Cell grabs SP and starts beating him up.*

SP: Cell, I only called Gero that, not you. *Defends himself*

Me: Okay...?

Anyway, I'm miserable. Sorry for this extremely long wait...

]]> ~cell2800 http://cell2800.deviantart.com/journal/16322285/ http://cell2800.deviantart.com/journal/16322285/ Tue, 08 Jan 2008 20:56:03 PST
Dark SP's Revenge was inspired by DOOM.

DOOM inspired me by its demons, weapons, characters, violence/gore, and plot.

If you want to know more about DOOM and its contents, please visit [link]

P.S.
I changed Dark SP's Revenge a little bit, you will be notified of this once I'm done.

]]> ~cell2800 http://cell2800.deviantart.com/journal/16300309/ http://cell2800.deviantart.com/journal/16300309/ Mon, 07 Jan 2008 12:23:27 PST
I have Cell's New Form, the sequel to Cell the Horror Movie posted and it's a double feature basically. The next part of the double feauture is First Loss and it's still in progress.

When I finally finish First Loss I'll post it, but for now comment me about the work I've already got up.

P.S.

I'm glad to be working on Fan-Fiction. Give credit to Snipermander, Serachi1, dreadwolfclaw, and darkly-shaded-shadow for being awesome people and awesome friends.

P.S.S.

I finished First Loss at 9:40-9:50 P.M.

]]> ~cell2800 http://cell2800.deviantart.com/journal/16118915/ http://cell2800.deviantart.com/journal/16118915/ Thu, 27 Dec 2007 05:12:13 PST Hell shall never keep Mok in its foul pits. I shall go down there myself to bring him back.
Long live Mok!!!! Mok shall never die!!!! Mok shall return!!!!

P.S.
Mok shall rise again!!!! Rock and Rule forever!!!!
P.S.S.
To tell you the truth, I am obsessed with Mok and Rock and Rule.

Oh yeah, I now a Mok fan that is even more in love with Mok than I am. That person is my friend, [link]

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