http://search.deviantart.com/?q=by:cigarettexx&section=today deviantART RSS for by:cigarettexx en-us Copyright 2009, deviantART.com Sat, 12 Dec 2009 02:14:19 PST deviantART.com http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss http://s.deviantart.com/minish/widgets/apple-touch-icon-precomposed.png http://cigarettexx.deviantart.com/journal/18898383/ http://cigarettexx.deviantart.com/journal/18898383/ Tue, 17 Jun 2008 18:03:49 PDT I don't feel like writing a letter to Christian. So I'm writing it to someone else



Dear Clara
I don't know how to say this, but our romance is over.
I think I realized it when you put handcuffs on me with Mr. and Mrs. Bush, and I saw you carve your name in the crazy monk.
I'm sure you're turned on enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist.
I'm sending back your military service-memory-box, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory.
You should know that I informed the psychiatrist about hating Shrek.
Go to hell.
Katharine.


---Copypasta---

Rules:
1. Fill in the gaps with the info.
2. Post to da or myspace... or something
3. You read this... you're tagged!


The Note:
Dear -your partners name- (if you're single, write John)
I don't know how to say this, but __1__.
I think I realized it __2__ __3__, and I saw you __4__ __5__.
I'm sure you're __6__ enough to understand __7__.
I'm sending back __8__, but I'll keep __9__ as a memory.
You should know that I __10__ __11__.
__12__
-your name-


The Info
1.THE COLOR OF YOUR SHIRT:
blue- our romance is over
red- our affair is at an end
white- I'm joining a monastery
black- I hate you
green- our horoscopes doesn't match
grey- You're a perv
yellow- I'm on the streets
pink- Your nostrils are an insult
brown- the mafia is after you
no shirt- You're a loser
other- I'm in love with your sister

2. WHAT MONTH WERE YOU BORN IN?
January- that night
february- last year
march- when we were skinny dipping
april- when I was high on sesame seed
may- when I was shaving your legs
june- when you put handcuffs on me
july- when I threw up
august- When I saw the tiny head
september- when your dwarf bit me
october- When I was taking a walk
november- When I tied my shoes
December- When your dog went crazy

3. FAV FOOD?
tacos- in your house
pizza- in your van
pasta - in London
Hamburger- Under the bus
salad- while you were eating enchiladas
chicken- with Chuck Norris
kebab- in your closet
fish- in woman-clothes
sandwich- at the mental hospital
hotdogs- in trans
other- with mr and mrs Bush

4. WHATS THE COLOR OF YOUR SOCKS?
yellow- hitting on
red- insulting
black- ignoring
blue- punching
purple- pour syrup on
white- carve your name in
grey- tear the clothes of
brown- put leeches on
pink- steal the toupee from
no socks- sit on
other- chasing out

5. WHAT'S THE COLOR OF YOUR UNDERWEAR?
black – my best friend
White- my father
grey- john travolta
Brown- my whoopee cushion
purple- my pie
red- th cookiemonster
blue- my alovera plant
Yellow- my pen-pal from Ghana
Orange – my Carl Larsson-collection
pink – my cat
no underwear – my Cartman-statue
Other- The crazy monk

6. WHAT DO YOU WATCH ON TV?
Scrubs - woman (if you're male) / man (if you're female)
O.C. - sensitive
One Tree Hill - open
Heroes - ashamed
Lost - turned on
House - cowardly
Simpsons - scarred
the news - Mongolian
American Idol – masochistic
Family Guy - senile
other - frost-bited

7.WHAT MOOD ARE YOU IN RIGHT NOW?
happy- how bad I've been feeling
sad- How boring you are
bored- that your Honda sucks
angry- that all your pimples are in the last stadium
depressed- That I have changed sex
exited- that there's no solution to
nervous- the Middle east
worried- that we're cousins
apathetic- that Santa doesn't exist
ashamed- that I'm allergic to your hamster
huggable- that the garbage-man turns me on
exceedingly happy- that I'm a clone
other- "Deal or no deal" sucks

8. THE COLOR OF YOUR BEDROOM-WALLPAPER/PAINT?
white- your ring
yellow- your love letters
red- your Darth Vader-poster
black- your pet rock
blue- the pillows
green- the pictures of Portugal
Orange- your artificial teeth
brown- your cellphone
grey- our matching snoopy-bibs
pink- the old toe-nails
other- your military service-memory-box

9. THE FIRST LETTER IN YOUR NAME?
A/B - Your picture
C/D - the oil-stock shares
E/F - My virginity
G/H - your neighbor Carl
I/J - The blood-test results
K/L- your left ear
M/N - Your suicide-note
O/P - my sense
Q/R - your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V/W - your crime records
X/Y/Z- your highschool grades

10. LAST LETTER OF YOUR LASTNAME... ]]> ~cigarettexx http://cigarettexx.deviantart.com/journal/18797693/ http://cigarettexx.deviantart.com/journal/18797693/ Thu, 12 Jun 2008 07:47:49 PDT I'm finished with high school.
Forever.
FOREVER.
WTF.
YAAAAAY.


This is amazingggg.
I never have to take another high school class ever again.
I never have to sit in a dark room staring at a computer screen all day (although if I'm going into computer science, yes I will).

AHHHH.

]]> ~cigarettexx http://cigarettexx.deviantart.com/journal/18735945/ http://cigarettexx.deviantart.com/journal/18735945/ Sun, 08 Jun 2008 18:24:12 PDT Spring Fling, whut!?

Yeah, so the SF is Tuesday. I have to check if I can miss dance, though, 'cause it's at the same time, ish. I'd rather go to the SF.

I THINK CLARA SHOULD BE MY DATE : D

<sub>-cough- That means Clara shouldn't go to soccer, and that she should come to the SF and seeeeee meeeeee. 'Cause it's gonna be sick, yo'. Not like I even like the majority of people going. All the males are just freaking idiots, and some of the girls piss me off. But I luff Clara.

Endddd.</sub>

]]> ~cigarettexx http://cigarettexx.deviantart.com/journal/18614292/ http://cigarettexx.deviantart.com/journal/18614292/ Sun, 01 Jun 2008 17:10:44 PDT So I went to my old dance studio's recital today.

Omg, it SUCKED. I asked, like, five people "Did these always suck so much?"

Especially the class I would be in. Omg. It was like one of the anime pass-outs. I was scarred for life. SO DAMN FUNNY.


I did see my old ballet teacher, though. I miss her so much. Like, best ballet teacher EVER. EVER EVER. I gave her a big bag of dumdums lollipops last year, and today she's like "OMG I HAVE THE LAST FOUR WITH ME TODAY" XD I love her! She pronounces things the right way and sympathizes with me about bresays. Even if that's not how you spell it! I miss her, but she's the only thing I miss.

]]> ~cigarettexx http://cigarettexx.deviantart.com/journal/18599954/ http://cigarettexx.deviantart.com/journal/18599954/ Sat, 31 May 2008 20:33:07 PDT EL ORFANATO is the best freeeeeeaking movie ever.
And I hate scary movies.
So this is BIG NEW, yo'.

It's all in spanish.
And so creepy.
And so sad.
:[
AND FREAKING AMAZING.
Go watch it.

]]> ~cigarettexx http://cigarettexx.deviantart.com/journal/18598178/ http://cigarettexx.deviantart.com/journal/18598178/ Sat, 31 May 2008 18:25:51 PDT After that Shout It Out thing, I'm on a truth kick now. I feel like going up to random people and telling them random secrets or whatever, but I definitely wouldn't do that actually XD

Still, it's pretty freeing, doing one of those things. I feel pretty good. At first I was like "OMG WTF DID I JUST DO" but now I'm like "Ehh, whatevaaa."

NEW POSTSECRETS TOMORROW!

]]> ~cigarettexx http://cigarettexx.deviantart.com/journal/18591368/ http://cigarettexx.deviantart.com/journal/18591368/ Sat, 31 May 2008 10:14:56 PDT
'Speicially anything with AXEL (<333adhfiahieowhadrooool) in it <3w<3

]]> ~cigarettexx http://cigarettexx.deviantart.com/journal/18582718/ http://cigarettexx.deviantart.com/journal/18582718/ Fri, 30 May 2008 19:24:11 PDT I'm a horrible person.

A horrible, horrible,

horrible,




horrible horrible horrible horrible
horrible


horrible <sub>person.

End of story "/</sub>

]]> ~cigarettexx http://cigarettexx.deviantart.com/journal/18573115/ http://cigarettexx.deviantart.com/journal/18573115/ Fri, 30 May 2008 08:13:51 PDT Why is Cinema Bizarre the coolest visual kei band ever? They're not even from Japan. Half of them are Japanese, but they're from Germany.

When you're feeling kind of gorgeous
Call me on the phone and
Get off!
Get off!
When time is kinda precious
I can come undone and
Get off!
Get off!


I love them x3

]]> ~cigarettexx http://cigarettexx.deviantart.com/journal/18566687/ http://cigarettexx.deviantart.com/journal/18566687/ Thu, 29 May 2008 19:47:20 PDT HOLY SHIT LOST IS THE BEST SHOW EVER.


Besides all the death.


DESMOND AND PENNY OMGZORZ YAYYY

]]> ~cigarettexx http://cigarettexx.deviantart.com/journal/18556069/ http://cigarettexx.deviantart.com/journal/18556069/ Thu, 29 May 2008 07:29:26 PDT I have a new LJ.
[link]
Cool, righ?
Righ.

]]> ~cigarettexx http://cigarettexx.deviantart.com/journal/18542266/ http://cigarettexx.deviantart.com/journal/18542266/ Wed, 28 May 2008 11:20:04 PDT So you know who I absolutely lovelovelovelovelove?

Hayley Williams.

As in the chick in Paramore.
Fo' shizzle!

If she was a dude, I'd probably be in love with her.
Hell, I'm probably in love with her now and not even aware of it.

Reasons!?
(A) Uhh, hello? She's kinda mad gorgeous.
(B) Her voice, sherioushly.
(C) She seems like a totally cool person.
(D) Her HAIR. Have you seen it? It's pretty hella.

]]> ~cigarettexx http://cigarettexx.deviantart.com/journal/18541467/ http://cigarettexx.deviantart.com/journal/18541467/ Wed, 28 May 2008 10:16:15 PDT
It's fun not being able to draw and trying to. And I love how the 6 year old girl I babysit takes better pictures than me -_-



I hate babysitting. Kids suck.


Hello, goodbye, I have no peace of mind

]]> ~cigarettexx http://cigarettexx.deviantart.com/journal/18427179/ http://cigarettexx.deviantart.com/journal/18427179/ Wed, 21 May 2008 08:08:40 PDT
I started a livejournal [link] Cool, right?


YAY. My dance recital's this weekend.



Friends suck.



THE END

]]> ~cigarettexx http://cigarettexx.deviantart.com/journal/18300211/ http://cigarettexx.deviantart.com/journal/18300211/ Tue, 13 May 2008 05:16:33 PDT You must go to this website
:[link]
It's amazing.
They have just about every anime song IMAGINABLE.
FOR FUHREEEE.
:]




Apparently because I opened it, I MUST take it. Sure. Okay. There's nothing better to dooooo.

-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-

What is your name?
Katharine.

Do you like blue cheese?
No thank you.

Have you ever smoked heroin?
No indeed I have not.

Do you own a gun?
Nope.

What flavor do you add to your drink at Sonic?
I dooooon't.

Favorite Christmas Song?
I hate Christmas songs >[

What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Tea.

Can you do push ups?
Yes.

What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
SNAKEBITESSS ^_^ Mmmm.

Favorite hobby?
Dancing.

Do you work with people who idolize you?
Uh, no.

Do you have A.D.D.
Probably.

What's one trait that you hate about yourself?
EVERYTHING GRRR.

Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment ~~~
1) I'm hungry D:
2) I love free anime musics.
3) I'm still hungry.

Name 3 things you bought yesterday...
I didn't.

Name 3 drinks you regularly drink?
Vitamin water, milk, wate.

Current worry right now?
Dance tonight.

Current hate right now?
RAWR the end of high school.

Favorite place to be?
My room, with a chair under the door so nobody can get it :3

How did you bring in the New Year?
I watched The Twilight Zone re-runs on the couch.

Where would you like to go on vacation?
Japan.

Name three people who will complete this?
Pffsh.

Who's answer do you want to read the most?
RAWR.

What color shirt are you wearing?
Black.

Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?
Well, I never have, so I don't believe I can really answer that fully.

Can you whistle?
No D:

Favorite color?
Black.

Would you be a pirate?
No. Ninjas are cooler.

What songs do you sing in the shower?
Whatever I like lately that has good singing vocals. Recently, the new The Hush Sound CD.

Favorite girl's name?
Idon'tknow/care.

Favorite boy's name?
Blehhh.

What's in your pocket right now?
Nothing

Last thing that made you laugh?
One of Olivia's meme's.

Best bed sheets as a child?
The farm yard animal ones!

Worst injury you've ever had?
Damn broken toe, or that STUPID big-scratch-thing I have on my leg now.

Do you love where you live?
No. Nonononono. No.

How many TV's do you have in your house?
Six? Yes, six.

Who is your loudest friend?
Really, probably... Meagan. Although she's not really my friend. Her or Ali.

How many dogs do you have?
Noneee.

Does someone have a crush on you?
Not a crush, really.

What is your favorite book?
Wicked.

What is your favorite candy?
Anything.

What is your favorite sports team?
Ew.

What song do you want played at your funeral?
Something completely out of context, like "Off The Heezay" - Bring Me The Horizon :]

What were you doing 12 AM last night?
Sleeping.

What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
Ew.






Ehh. Whatevaaaa.

]]> ~cigarettexx http://cigarettexx.deviantart.com/journal/18222416/ http://cigarettexx.deviantart.com/journal/18222416/ Thu, 08 May 2008 05:59:35 PDT 2: Put the setting on Shuffle.
3: Press the Skip button to get a new song.
4: The song name is your answer!


1. What do you do in your spare time?
"I Love You To Death" - Family Force 5

2. Do you need to pee?
"You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)" - Dope
I'm not sure that that has to do with peeing?

3. What did you last eat?
"Savoy Truffle" - The Beatles
Actual food? Wow.

4. What are you doing now?
"Challengers" - The New Pr0nographers
It's not really pr0n x3 I just don't wanna get frozed or anything.

5. What do you think of yourself?
"What Do You Want from Me" - Cascada

6. You wake up and...
"Jolene" - The White Stripes

7. Are dinosaurs awesome?
"Gotta Get Thru This" - Daniel Bedingfield
Of course dinosaurs are awesome. RAWR.

8. Where are you fifty years from now?
"Falling Slowly" - Glen Hansard & Marketa Irglova
Hmm.

9. How are you?
"Atlantiss Princess" - BoA
>]

10. What's your nickname?
"You Are The Everything" - R.E.M.

11. You get to name your new pet dog! What are you going to name it?
"But It's Better If You Do" - Panic At the Disco
That's a stupid dog name "/

12. What are your thoughts right now?
"Drive Me High" - Nittle Grasper
XD

13. Are you cheating on this quiz?
"The Press Corpse" - Anti-Flag

14. I bet you cheat in school.
"Celebration Song" - Unwritten Law
Noooo.

15. What's your favorite word?
"Kandyland" - Brokencyde
: D

16. What do you think of life?
"A Modern Myth" - 30 Seconds To Mars

17. What does your shirt say?
"Monsater" - Meg & Dia
Actually, it doesn't say anything. It has a peace sign and Elmo on it.

18. Apocalypse! D:
"Part II (The Numbers Game)" - Bad Religion

19. Where are you going tomorrow?
"Something" - Jim Sturgess
XD Perfect.

20. What about your mom?
"Earthquake" - The Used
Omg... xD

]]> ~cigarettexx