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                <title>NEW ACCOUNT.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 20 Apr 2008 17:26:01 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Go find me over at ~<a class="u" href="http://skippythune.deviantart.com/">SkippyThune</a> if you wanna find me at all.<br /><br />Yuppers.<br /><br />(I might still get on this account though, don't worry.)<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~connorjuv13</author>
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                <title>Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 14 Feb 2008 15:25:56 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ We're learning barre chords (is it barre or bar?) in guitar class. They were created solely to make my life Hell, and their evil plan is succeeding.<br /><br />I'm floating back to my <u>Hogfather</u> fanfictions, and to a comic idea I have that I may or may not ever post here. It has explosions in it. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br /><br /><u>Hogfather</u> is by the genius that s Terry Pratchett and everyone should read it.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>The Fanfiction! It Burns!</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 29 Jan 2008 07:42:04 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ (The "suffering" emoticon amuses me so.)<br /><br />Anyway, in case you hadn't notice, I'm updating again. Holy crap.<br /><br />I've decided to post all my HP crap up here. There will probably be a lot of it. Especially when I get used to my tablet and when I find my scanner cord. But I promise I'm not THAT much of an HP fan. I haven't even read book seven.<br /><br />I'm more of a Prisoner of Azkaban fan, really. (Mmm, Sirius Black...*drool*.)<br /><br />OH. that reminds me. People seem to have forgotten that Sirius was in bad shape in the third book. Remember? He had matted, shoulder-length hair and literally looked like a skeleton. So if I post pictures of ugly Sirius, it's because I'm STICKING TO THE BOOK.<br /><br />This may offend some people, but he pretty much looked like he'd been in a Concentration Camp for eleven years. I guess. Apparently Dementors have that effect on people(?).<br /><br />Again, sorry if that was...too much. Or too graphic. Too something.<br /><br />I'M GOING TO SHUT UP NOW. Bye.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>There Is No Spoon.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 26 Jan 2008 19:56:29 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Hey, so I just saw this movie. It's awesome. You probably haven't heard of it. I mean, it's not like it's all over the internet or anything. It's called The MatrixÂwicked, eh? And it has this one actor no one's ever heard of and his name's Keanu Reeves and he's kinda cute. Weird huh?<br /><br />Okay, that joke's been milked enough.<br /><br />Oh, man, that rocked. I wish I'd seen it sooner. But I'm lame. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/letters/=p.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":P" title=":P (Lick)" /><br /><br />THERE IS NO SPOON.<br /><br />And last night I had a dream that had all the HP characters with a lot of daring and A LOT OF FIRE. And guess who else was there.<br /><br />That's right.<br /><br />THE ORACLE.<br /><br />WHAT THE HELL.<br /><br />So now I have to make a Matrix-HP crossover comic.<br /><br />Also i'm posting the Marauders-Era HP fanfiction I wrote over the summer. Maybe I'll actually finish that one I started. Read and tell me thoughts.<br /><br />Oh yeah and exams made me sick. I have a sore throat now. BUT IT'S NOT REAL AND I HAVE A PLUG IN MY HEAD AND I'M BALD AND AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHokay done now.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>BLOG!</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 24 Dec 2007 11:54:30 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I HAS A BLOG.<br />
<br />
I HAS A BLOG.<br />
<br />
READ MAH BLOG please.<br />
<br />
<a href="http://doomster.wordpress.com">[link]</a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Minds Are A-Changin'</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 20 Dec 2007 17:19:13 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm not actually "pestered." I just love that emoticon.<br />
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So, I recently cleared my account, right? Because I'm paranoid. And I made a vow to myself (not really) never to update my gallery. Ever. Again.<br />
<br />
Well, I've never been know as a decisive person.<br />
<br />
I've just seen a contest-thing announcement by an artist I <b>ADORE DESPERATELY</b> despite the fact that she's more KH-crazy than I care for in an artist, but I don't really care 'cause she's awesomeness personified.<br />
<br />
It's like a model-type thing. I have to pick a female OC and put her inlingerie or swimwear. I'll probably pick Eros Aphrodite. She's recent and has more lingerie than every Victoria's Secret in North America.<br />
<br />
anyway, don't laugh at me for my indecisiveness. Please.<br />
<br />
ONE MORE DAY TILL WINTER BREAK  IT WILL BE LONG AND  GREULLING BLEEEEEEEEEEEECFHKLSFGFVBV.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Cough.</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 30 Nov 2007 19:05:51 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I have been home sick.<br />
<br />
For a week.<br />
<br />
Straight.<br />
<br />
*dies*.<br />
<br />
ANYWAY I have better things to talk about.<br />
<br />
Just saw the 1920's silent version of Metropolis. It was a work of art. I want to marry the woman who played Maria/Robot Maria and   yes I know I'm  sixteen and clearly female and she's also female and probably doesn't speak a  word of English and probably stone dead anyway. She was beautiful and quite talented. I loves her. :3<br />
<br />
ANYway.<br />
<br />
Been listening to Pink Floyd more. Everyone go out and buy A Momentary Lapse of Reason. Now. Buy it. No excuses. Even if you hate Pink Floyd.<br />
<br />
Also I finally read Hogfather by Terry Pratchett. Teatime has GOT to be one of the best antagonists ever. <b>EVAR.</b> Love him. Love him and his    glass  eye and his other really creepy pinhole eye.<br />
<br />
Lastly before I leave you no, I have not made progress on my blog/site/whatever it'll be. Definitely by X-Mas, though. But I do have an account on a Harry Potter fanfiction site because I'm <b>LAME,</b> I know. But read my stuff it's happy. (my accont; <a href="http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/viewuser.php?showuid=128772">[link]</a>)<br />
<br />
Ta ta.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>No More Art Updates.</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 09 Nov 2007 12:50:22 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Da.<br />
<br />
Sorry, all. It's not like I've been updating a whole lot anyway, but I'm  now  even pulling every deviation I bothered to post. This is going to make some people sad, I know, but I'll still be here. maybe I'll actually  bother to look at your stuff for once, eh?<br />
<br />
Either my friend will help me make a website, or i'm going to start a blog. Either way, I'll end up posting my artses and writing there. When the blog/site thing gets going I'll definitely put up the link, so don't for get to check my page frequently. I'll probably post a journal about it, though.<br />
<br />
As for my reason, my cousin recently convinced me that this is an unsafe site, seeing as how it doesn't actually protect people from copyright infringement. Maybe I'm just being paranoid, but it freaked me out.<br />
<br />
On another note, I'm home sick, second day in a row. Bleck.<br />
<br />
Mom made me watch Eragon the other day 'cause it had Jon Malcovitch in it and I totally just spelled his name wrong. She says he really should have been Count Olaf in the Series of Unfortunate Events movie. I can't really vouch on that 'cause he was only in Eragon for about 30 seconds total, but I guess anyone's better than the same-old-same-old Jim Carry act. Seriously, he's funny, but can't he be anyone besides himself?!<br />
<br />
Well, at least he looked the part.<br />
<br />
Well, I liked Eragon, although I realized that, had I actually read the book, I would have hated it with a flaming passion.The dark sorcerer guy rocked. I am totally going to be a dark sorcerer when I grow up. *maniacal laughter*<br />
<br />
Mom also made me watch Ratatollie, which I also definitely spelled wrong. It rocked! It really did. It was way more sophisticated than most Pixar kids movies. It was closer to a work of art, kinda like The Thief and the Cobbler, except no one and nothing can top The Thief and the Cobbler.<br />
<br />
Anyway, watch it.<br />
<br />
Bye.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Homecoming</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 20 Oct 2007 15:42:09 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ so i'm at ~<a class="u" href="http://kaelefay.deviantart.com/">kaelefay</a>'s house. a few hours before homecoming. i'm dressed as the mad hatter because i rock. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br />
<br />
okay, that's all. short journal.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Things You Don't Care About But Are Going To</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 04 Sep 2007 15:13:44 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I think that's the best journal title ever. It sums up almost ever single journal/blog/diary entry evar.<br />
<br />
So today was the first day of grade the tenth for me. My math teacher can honestly and truthfully be called clinically insane, but she's nice as all crap and considerably better that the unknowledgeable cow that taught me last year.<br />
<br />
THERE A BOY IN MY GRADE WHO THINKS THAT <b>SIX <u>MULTIPLIED</u> BY SIX IS TWELVE. MY GOD.</b><br />
<br />
I also started a diary.<br />
<br />
And I don't feel so great. I never feel sick on the first day of school,but today I can't even eat a full meal. I'm nibbling on a cracker. I think I know the reason for this but it's not for the internet's eyes/ears/whatever.<br />
<br />
Yuppers.<br />
<br />
<b>I ONLY HAVE TWO FRIENDS'S DEVIATIONS TO CHECK <u>BOO-YEAH</u> YESTERDAY I HAD <u>SEVEN HUNDRED FOURTEEN EXACTLY</u> I RULE.</b><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>I R Happy.</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 28 Aug 2007 17:18:51 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I gots me guitar. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br />
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<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/boogie.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":boogie:" title="Boogie!" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/boogie.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":boogie:" title="Boogie!" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/boogie.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":boogie:" title="Boogie!" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/boogie.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":boogie:" title="Boogie!" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/boogie.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":boogie:" title="Boogie!" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/boogie.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":boogie:" title="Boogie!" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/boogie.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":boogie:" title="Boogie!" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/boogie.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":boogie:" title="Boogie!" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/boogie.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":boogie:" title="Boogie!" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/boogie.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":boogie:" title="Boogie!" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/boogie.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":boogie:" title="Boogie!" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/boogie.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":boogie:" title="Boogie!" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/boogie.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":boogie:" title="Boogie!" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/boogie.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":boogie:" title="Boogie!" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/boogie.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":boogie:" title="Boogie!" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/boogie.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":boogie:" title="Boogie!" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/boogie.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":boogie:" title="Boogie!" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/boogie.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":boogie:" title="Boogie!" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/boogie.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":boogie:" title="Boogie!" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/boogie.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":boogie:" title="Boogie!" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/boogie.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":boogie:" title="Boogie!" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/boogie.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":boogie:" title="Boogie!" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/boogie.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":boogie:" title="Boogie!" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/boogie.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":boogie:" title="Boogie!" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/boogie.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":boogie:" title="Boogie!" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/boogie.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":boogie:" title="Boogie!" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/boogie.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":boogie:" title="Boogie!" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/boogie.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":boogie:" title="Boogie!" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/boogie.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":boogie:" title="Boogie!" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/boogie.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":boogie:" title="Boogie!" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/boogie.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":boogie:" title="Boogie!" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/boogie.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":boogie:" title="Boogie!" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/boogie.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":boogie:" title="Boogie!" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/boogie.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":boogie:" title="Boogie!" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/boogie.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":boogie:" title="Boogie!" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/boogie.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":boogie:" title="Boogie!" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/boogie.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":boogie:" title="Boogie!" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/boogie.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":boogie:" title="Boogie!" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/boogie.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":boogie:" title="Boogie!" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/boogie.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":boogie:" title="Boogie!" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/boogie.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":boogie:" title="Boogie!" /> <img src="ht... ]]></description>
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                <title>Sixteen. :)</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 19 Aug 2007 17:01:41 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So. my birthday was a few weeks ago. and i failed to announce it. so i thought i'd do so, because ive seen so much "its my birthday" art the passed few days.<br />
<br />
so, um, yeah.<br />
<br />
I got hippie clothes for my birthday. and i petsat for some neighbors.<br />
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<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Quizz.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 04 Aug 2007 20:38:51 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I stole this quiz from <a href="http://anniepopokios.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/a/n/anniepopokios.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconanniepopokios:" title="anniepopokios"/></a><br />
<br />
HIGH CLASS:<br />
[ ] You go/have gone tanning.<br />
[x] You own an iPod/mp3 player.<br />
[x] You love Starbucks.<br />
[ ] You have been called a brat.<br />
[ ] You have tons of shoes.<br />
[ ] You hate buying things that are on sale.<br />
[ ] You have/had a laptop.<br />
[x] You love shopping<br />
TOTAL: 3<br />
<br />
GOTHIC:<br />
[ ] Black is one of your favorite colors.<br />
[ ] You wear chains.<br />
[x] You like heavy metal. <b>(however; with me, just cause i like something doesnt mean i listen to it.)</b><br />
[x] You've shopped at hot topic.<br />
[ ] You have worn black lipstick.<br />
[x] You have/had/or wanted piercings. <b>(i WANT my nose & eyebrows pierced, but i doubt itll happen.)</b><br />
[ ] You own a pair of Tripp pants<br />
[x] You have at least one unnaturally colored haired friend.<br />
TOTAL: 4<br />
<br />
PUNK:<br />
[ ] You can skateboard.<br />
[x] You like plaid.<br />
[x] You have Converse.<br />
[x] You hate mtv.<br />
[x] you have/had/want blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.<br />
[x] You love mohawks<br />
[x] You LOVE Music.<br />
[x] Hate people who pretend to be something they are not<br />
TOTAL: 7<br />
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EMO:<br />
[x] You are sad sometimes.<br />
[ ] You have dark colored glasses.<br />
[x] You cry easily.<br />
[ ] You like emo music<br />
[x] You've kept a journal/diary.<br />
[x] You have written a sad poem.<br />
[x] you have dyed your hair<br />
[ ] You're sad when you're drunk<b> (cause i've totally been drunk, rite?)</b><br />
TOTAL: 5<br />
<br />
GHETTO:<br />
[ ] You like rap.<br />
[ ] have said "Fo Sho, Fo Shizzle, Fo Sheezy, etc."<br />
[ ] You have worn/wanted a grill.<br />
[ ] You have had a freestyling contest.<br />
[ ] You have worn your shoes with the tongue flipped out.<br />
[ ] you know most of the lines from Boyz N Da Hood<br />
[ ] You own a huge gold chain with a giant gold pendant<br />
TOTAL: 0 (<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/boogie.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":boogie:" title="Boogie!" />)<br />
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HARDCORE:<br />
[x] You like loud music.<br />
[ ] You love/like the Ninja Turtles.<br />
[x] You have slip-on shoes.<br />
[ ] You like Norma Jean.<br />
[x] People have called you a freak and meant it lovingly<br />
[ ] You love to "hardcore" dance<br />
[x] Your hair has been dyed more than one color.<br />
[x] You wear jeans a lot.<br />
TOTAL: 5<br />
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PREP:<br />
[ ] You LOVE The OC.<br />
[ ] You had/have/want a tiny/small sized dog.<br />
[ ] Your usual outfits consist of pink.<br />
[ ] You like buying shoes A LOT.<br />
[ ] You have clothes from Hollister.AE,and/or Abercrombie.<b>*shiver*</b><br />
[ ] Getting your nails done is a fun thing.<br />
[ ] You have/had big sunglasses.<br />
[ ] You can't go anywhere without your hair perfect.<br />
TOTAL: 0<br />
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ATHLETIC:<br />
[ ] You watch/watched the Superbowl.<br />
[ ] You own track shoes or cleats other sports related shoes.<br />
[ ] You collect jerseys.<br />
[ ] You have/ had a special shelf for trophies and awards.<br />
[ ] Your garage/shed consists of sports equipment.<br />
[ ] You belong/belonged to a team. (QUIZ BOWL! 8D)<br />
[ ] You have a specific number preferred for your jersey.<br />
TOTAL: 0<br />
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SCENE:<br />
[ ] You like putting little bows in your hair.<br />
[ ] You have mini-skirts.<br />
[ ] You have parted your hair to the side.<br />
[ ] You think polka-dots are way cute.<br />
[ ] You have done a peace sign while you pose for a picture.<br />
[ ] You've been called scene before.<br />
[ ] You wear/wore long, colorful socks with your skirts.<br />
TOTAL: 0<br />
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REDNECK:<br />
[ ] Gone four wheeling.<br />
[ ] Went hunting.<br />
[ ] Owned a four/three-wheeler or dirt bike...ect.<br />
[ ] Like to go fishing.<br />
[x] Eat beef jerky.<br />
[ ] Ever said GIT-R-DONE.<br />
[x ] Listened to the song Redneck Woman.<b>(UNWILLINGLY, MIGHT I ADD.)</b><br />
[ ] Know who Bocephus is.<br />
TOTAL: 2<br />
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METALHEAD:<br />
[x] You wear band shirts alot.<br />
[ ] If people down talk metal you down talk their favorite music.<br />
[ ] You like bands like As I Lay Dying, Lamb Of God, and All That Remains.<br />
[x] You HATE emos.<br />
[ ] You like Black Sabbath.<br />
[ ] You have gone to Ozzfest.<br />
[ ] You have headband.<br />
[x] You dont like rap.<br />
TOTAL: 3<br />
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Sooo...ima Hardcore Emo Punk.<br />
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Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo realistic. </sarcasm><br />
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I HEREBY TAGETH <b>KIWI</b> BECAUSE I LOVE TO SEE HIM SUFFER.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Moose Pop.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 04 Aug 2007 20:16:16 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ In case none of you have not noticed, I have been away for a week. Where? I am too internet-paranoid to divulge that. but somewhere on the west coast, I'll tell you that.<br />
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And I had a moose-pop. don't ask, I wont answer.<br />
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It was an overwhelmingly good trip, i must say; the best part was walking down the street and seeing a guy in the middle of the sidewalk, standing on a ladder, holding a sign that said "Bush & Cheeny*ÂSuicide, Please." It made me cry with glee.<br />
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HOWEVER; I feel the selfish need to make you all pity me momentarily by pointing out the fact that I returned home to find NO COMMENTS, WHATSOEVER. This made me sad.<br />
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But there's most probably a reason for that, so I forgive you all.<br />
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*I can't spell.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 11 Jul 2007 15:17:52 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ i eats you. D:<<br />
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orthodonists should all just...like...i dunno...not <b>die,</b> per se, but something like that. when i become supreme ruler of the earth all orthodontists shall be outlawed. cause im that cool. except im not. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/letters/=p.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":P" title=":P (Lick)" /><br />
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sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo i hope somebody notices that my drawing style has improved significantly and temporarily in honor of my new Char., Mona Lisa Clock-Velvet. worship her. and the shadingÂdont you DARE forget the shading. DX <a href="http://connorjuv13.deviantart.com/">[link]</a> that's it. CLICK, YOU FOOL!!!!<br />
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i have to work on those things...for those people. like the not-so-birthday pic for Kiwi, the char. pics for Schizo, the month-past art-trade thingy for Annie, and that pic of Sean for 'Ragon that she never actually asked for or even implied that she wanted but deserves anyways. Look at this and just TRY to tell me i lie. <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/51267656/">[link]</a><br />
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so yeah. good stuff, ja?<br />
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~~psst! mah birthday's approachin'!<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/boogie.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":boogie:" title="Boogie!" />~~<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Buh-Bai.</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 15 Jun 2007 15:07:20 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yuppers.<br />
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Off to see mah cousin and her family. She's graduating next week and its off to the Marines for her, just like her brother, who MAY or MAY NOT be home from training.<br />
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Anyway, we'll be stying with my grandmother. We're leaving tomorrow and get back..eh...friday? and then I'm shipped off to a 2-week camp. Yey!<br />
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So, uh, dont be surprised if you dont hear from me in the next three weeks, but my uncle has a computer now (he didnt use to) so i'll see what I can do. I'm hoping to update later today with my entry for <a href="http://endling.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/e/n/endling.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconendling:" title="endling"/></a>'s contest...i'm almost done! X3<br />
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So, yeah. i'll miss yoose guys. ;_; bye.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Character Interviews</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 14 Jun 2007 12:13:09 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ grabbed this little beauty from <a href="http://dragonchan.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/d/r/dragonchan.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":icondragonchan:" title="dragonchan"/></a>'s journal.<br />
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<b><u>CHARACTER INTERVIEWS!!!<br />
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Rules</u><br />
<i>1. Choose a few of your own characters. Five at the most.<br />
2. Write a small introduction about them, telling us who they are, when/why you made them, etc.<br />
3. Make them answer the following questions.<br />
4. Then tag three people.</i><br />
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Yarkona Grimm</b><br />
Geeze, I don't even REMEMBER when I created her, or the others in her story, nor exactly WHY I did. It was a long time agoÂlike, three years, maybe. Yarkona is the immortal Goldilocks, cursed to repeat her story every day for all of eternity. Her sister is Roux and she lives with two other fairy tales; Barry and Jack. Jack is her boyfriend. All of these fairy tales have the last name of the people who created them, but they're not necessarily related. Yar also loosely represents the sin Envy. <br />
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<b>Roux Grimm</b><br />
Roux, A.K.A. Little Red Riding Hood represents the sin Wrath. However, she's just as lusty as she is violent, due to her boyfriend, Walter (Big Bad Wolf, represents Lust). He taught her to channel her anger into "something more constructive". XD She's also Yar's older sister.<br />
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<b>Barry Grimm</b><br />
Barry is the sweet, caring, joker known as the Baby Bear. He looks older now, just like Yar and Roux, and he's more responsible, although he doesn't always act like it. He represents the sin Gluttony, and he's in love with Yarkona, who claims to not love him like that; he believes (and he's right) that she can't bring herself to go out with a bear, although Barry, like Walter, can change into a human.<br />
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<u><b>1. How old are you?</b></u><br />
B: Uh...<br />
Y: We all <i>look</i> like we're in our twenties, but we're each about...*turns to Roux* what, three hundred years old? More? something like that?<br />
R: *nod* Something like that.<br />
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<u><b>2. How tall are you?</b></u><br />
R: Ew, height. I'm five foot one.<br />
Y: I'm five foot eleven.<br />
B: I'm six feet.<br />
R: *looks at Barry with an evil grin* <i>Walter</i> is six foot <i>six.</i><br />
B: *looks at floor*<br />
Y: *glare* we're not here to talk about your sex toy, Roux. <br />
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<u><b>3. Have you got any bad habits?</b></u><br />
R: No.<br />
Y: *puts face in hands* Oh my <i>God.</i><br />
R: What?<br />
B: What you do with Walter when he's in his wolf form counts as a bad habit, Roux.<br />
R: *snort* No it doesn't.<br />
Y: And your destroy-the-car-when-traffic's-bad habit, your break-a-mirror-when-you're out-of-meds-habit...<br />
R: *stands up, points at Yar* <i>BINGE-AND-PURGE!!! BINGE-AND-PURGE!!!</i><br />
Y: IÂ<br />
B: Yeah, Yar, and how often do you look for scantily-clad women on the internet&Â<br />
Y: *blush* IÂ<br />
B: Â<i>Just to stare at them and wish you looked like them?!</i><br />
Y: *glare* Oh, like <i>you're</i> flawless.<br />
B: *pokes stomach, sighs* But...McDonald's...is so...good...<br />
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<u><b>4. Are you a virgin?</b></u><br />
R: Yes.<br />
Y: *smacks Roux*<br />
R: Ow! I'm just playing!<br />
Y: *ignore* How about you, Barry?<br />
B: Pfft. Like I got through the 70's with nothing to show for it. Of course I'm not! Et tu?<br />
Y: *grin* With a guy like Jack? What do you take me for?<br />
R: WOO-HOO! You really ARE my sister!<br />
B: ...<br />
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<u><b>5. Who's your mate/spouse?</b></u><br />
R: Walter' my boyfriend. :3<br />
Y: Jack. Jack-and-the-Beanstalk Jack. He's pretty screwed-up, though...schizophrenic, multiple-personalities (eight, including his own), and bipolar. But, as flawed as he is, I love him. <3<br />
B: Uh...the girl I'm in love with...doesn't...love me back...<br />
Y: ...<br />
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<u><b>6. Have you got any kids?</b></u><br />
B: We can't have kids. Part of the curse.<br />
R: *grin* Which has it's benefits.<br />
Y: *rolls eyes*<br />
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<u><b>7. What is your favorite food?</b></u><br />
B:Anything. Especially anything with meat.<br />
R: coughFATTIEcough.<br />
B: *whimper*<br />
Y: *glare*<br />
R: I like anything romantic. Y'know... French food or some really classy crap like that...grub you'd find at some expensive joint.<br />
Y: You're tastes could not conflict with the way you talk any worse then they do already. I like anything smooth on the throat. It easier to...swallow.<br />
R: coughBULEMICcough.<br />
B&Y: *glare*<br />
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<u><b>8. What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?</b></u><br />
R&B: Anything.<br />
Y: None.<br />
R: Pfft. Retard.<br />
Y: *glare*<br />
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<u><b>9. Have you ever killed anyone?</b></u><br />
Y: Uh...no?<br />
R: Yep. But I have anger management now.<br />
B: <whisper>if you call grabbing your boyfriend and some handcuffs every time it rains "anger managem... ]]></description>
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                <title>Phobia...thing.</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 04 Jun 2007 16:46:27 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ from the journal of <a href="http://73h1337kiwi.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/7/3/73h1337kiwi.png" width="50" height="50" alt=":icon73h1337kiwi:" title="73h1337kiwi"/></a><br />
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x = Somewhat<br />
xx = Greater<br />
xxx = huge enormous crippling omg fear<br />
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[x] Achluophobia - Fear of darkness.<br />
[ ] Acrophobia - Fear of heights.<br />
[xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx] Agliophobia - Fear of pain.<br />
[ ] Agoraphobia - Fear of open spaces or crowds.<br />
[x-depends] Aichmophobia - Fear of needles or pointed objects.<br />
[x] Amaxophobia - Fear of riding in a car.<br />
[ ] Androphobia - Fear of men.<br />
[ ] Anginophobia - Fear of angina or choking.<br />
[xx] Anthrophobia - Fear of flowers.<br />
[x] Anthropophobia - Fear of people or society.<br />
[ ] Aphenphosmphobia - Fear of being touched.<br />
[xxx] Arachnophobia - Fear of spiders.<br />
[ ] Arithmophobia - Fear of numbers.<br />
[ ] Astraphobia - Fear of thunder and lightening.<br />
[x] Ataxophobia - Fear of disorder or untidiness.<br />
[x] Atelophobia - Fear of imperfection.<br />
[xx] Atychiphobia - Fear of failure.<br />
[ ] Autophobia - Fear of being alone.<br />
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[ ] Bacteriophobia - Fear of bacteria.<br />
[ ] Barophobia - Fear of gravity.<br />
[ ] Bathmophobia - Fear of stairs or steep slopes.<br />
[ ] Batrachophobia - Fear of amphibians.<br />
[ ] Bibliophobia - Fear of books.<br />
[ ] Botanophobia - Fear of plants.<br />
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[ ] Cacophobia - Fear of ugliness.<br />
[xxx] Catagelophobia - Fear of being ridiculed publicly.<br />
[ ] Catoptrophobia - Fear of mirrors.<br />
[ ] Chionophobia - Fear of snow.<br />
[ ] Chromophobia - Fear of colors.<br />
[ ] Chronomentrophobia - Fear of clocks.<br />
[ ] Claustrophobia - Fear of confined spaces.<br />
[xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx] Coulrophobia - Fear of clowns.<br />
[ ] Cyberphobia - Fear of computers.<br />
[ ] Cynophobia - Fear of dogs.<br />
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[ ] Dendrophobia - Fear of trees.<br />
[ ] Dentophobia - Fear of dentists.<br />
[ ] Domatophobia - Fear of houses.<br />
[xxx] Dystychiphobia - Fear of accidents.<br />
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[ ] Ecophobia - Fear of the home.<br />
[ ] Elurophobia - Fear of cats.<br />
[ ] Ephebiphobia - Fear of teenagers.<br />
[ ] Equinophobia - Fear of horses.<br />
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[ ] Gamophobia - Fear of marriage.<br />
[ ] Genuphobia - Fear of knees.<br />
[ ] Glossophobia - Fear of speaking in public.<br />
[ ] Gynophobia - Fear of women.<br />
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[ ] Heliophobia - Fear of the sun.<br />
[ ] Hemophobia - Fear of blood.<br />
[ ] Herpetophobia - Fear of reptiles.<br />
[ ] Hydrophobia - Fear of water.<br />
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[ ] Iatrophobia - Fear of doctors.<br />
[xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx] Insectophobia - Fear of insects.<br />
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[ ] Koinoniphobia - Fear of rooms.<br />
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[ ] Leukophobia - Fear of the colour white.<br />
[ ] Lilapsophobia - Fear of tornadoes and hurricanes.<br />
[x] Lockiophobia - Fear of childbirth. (only because its painful. that and <b>name one girl who wants to give birth when they're fifteen.</b> i think my fear is justified here.)<br />
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[ ] Mageirocophobia - Fear of cooking.<br />
[ ] Melanophobia - Fear of the colour black.<br />
[ ] Microphobia - Fear of small things.<br />
[ ] Mysophobia - Fear of dirt and germs.<br />
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[ ] Necrophobia - Fear of death or dead things.<br />
[x] Noctiphobia - Fear of the night.<br />
[ ] Nosocomephobia - Fear of hospitals.<br />
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[x] Obesophobia - Fear of gaining weight. (blame society. it's not my fault.)<br />
[x] Octophobia - Fear of the figure 8. (purely due to my mother's overuse of the number.)<br />
[ ] Ombrophobia - Fear of rain.<br />
[ ] Ophidiophobia - Fear of snakes.<br />
[ ] Ornithophobia - Fear of birds.<br />
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[ ] Papyrophobia - Fear of paper.<br />
[x] Pathophobia - Fear of disease.<br />
[ ] Pedophobia - Fear of children.<br />
[ ] Philophobia - Fear of love.<br />
[xx] Phobophobia - Fear of being afraid.<br />
[ ] Podophobia - Fear of feet.<br />
[ ] Porphyrophobia - Fear of the colour purple.<br />
[ ] Pteridophobia - Fear of ferns.<br />
[ ] Pteromerhanophobia - Fear of flying.<br />
[x] Pyrophobia - Fear of fire.<br />
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[ ] Scolionophobia - Fear of school.<br />
[ ] Selenophobia - Fear of the moon.<br />
[ ] Sociophobia - Fear of social evaluation.<br />
[xÂrecently gained fear] Somniphobia - Fear of sleep.<br />
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[ ] Tachophobia - Fear of speed.<br />
[ ] Technophobia - Fear of technology.<br />
[ ] Tonitrophobia - Fear of thunder.<br />
[x] Trypanophobia - Fear of injections.<br />
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V-Z<br />
[ ] Venustraphobia - Fear of beautiful women.<br />
[ ] Verminophobia - Fear of germs.<br />
[ ] Wiccaphobia - Fear of witches and witchcraft.<br />
[ ] Xenophobia - Fear of strangers or foreigners.<br />
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                <description><![CDATA[ I feel like quoting Nirvana. (surprise, surprise, right? XD)<br />
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<b><i>Verse Chorus Verse</i> by Nirvana</b> (duh)<br />
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<i>Neither side is sacred<br />
No one wants to win<br />
Feeling so sedated<br />
Think I'll just give in<br />
Taking medication<br />
Till my stomach's full<br />
Neither side is sacred<br />
Crawling in the hole<br />
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The grass is greener<br />
Over here<br />
You're the fog that<br />
Keeps it clear<br />
Re-inventing<br />
What we knew<br />
Taken time is<br />
All but true<br />
You're the reason<br />
I feel pain<br />
Feels so good to<br />
Feel again<br />
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Neither side is sacred<br />
No one wants to win<br />
Feeling so sedated<br />
But I can't give in<br />
Taking medication<br />
Till my stomach's full<br />
Feelin so sedated<br />
When I'm in my home<br />
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The grass is greener<br />
Over here<br />
You're the fog that<br />
Keeps it clear<br />
Re-inventing<br />
What we knew<br />
Taken time is<br />
Weird but true<br />
You're the reason<br />
I feel pain<br />
Feels so good to<br />
Feel again<br />
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Oh<br />
Neither side is sacred<br />
No one wants to win<br />
Feeling so sedated<br />
But I can't give in<br />
Taking medication<br />
Till my stomach's full<br />
Feelin so sedated<br />
When I'm in my home<br />
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The grass is greener<br />
Over here<br />
You're the fog that<br />
Keeps it clear<br />
Re-inventing<br />
What we knew<br />
Taken time is<br />
Weird but true<br />
You're the reason<br />
I feel pain<br />
Feels so good to<br />
Feel again<br />
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Oh</i><br />
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thank you, thank you vera much.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>I forgot to mention...</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 13 May 2007 20:07:08 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ my last journal was needlessly whiny, not mentioning the good stuffs about my trip.<br />
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<b>I SAW;</b><br />
two bands ive never heard of before that are really good and have nice people in them. check them out; The Smyrk, Pillow Theory<br />
RENT Live. (DOES NOT COMPARE TO THE MOVIE. AT ALL. OMG WAY WAY BETTER.)<br />
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<b>I BOUGHT;</b><br />
JTHM Books 3,4,6, & 7 (didn't have 5)<br />
NirvanaWith the Light Out; 4-disc box set<br />
Depeche ModeViolator<br />
The PoliceSynchronicity<br />
The Sex PistolsNever Mind The Bolloks<br />
a The Smyrk CD (signed by 3 of the 4 band members!)<br />
a Pillow Theory CD<br />
some more CDs<br />
Now, Write! (book with cool writing exercises)<br />
Clown Girl (Novel aimed at adults. well-written, beautiful, engaging)<br />
The Smyrk tank top<br />
RENT tee-shirt<br />
other crap.<br />
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enough braging! shall post crap later. drew Emma in a (kind-sorta) Jhonen-ish style<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>The Welcoming Commitee</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 13 May 2007 18:21:25 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <b>(LET YE BE WARNED emo whininess layest yonder)</b><br />
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So.<br />
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I get home from three days in NYC. I'm tired. I have homework. I need to relax and talk to random people on the comp.<br />
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I go into my room. (duh duh duuuuuuuuuh!)<br />
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THERE IS CAT POOP ON THE FLOOR.<br />
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ALL OVER THE STUPID EFFING FLOOR.<br />
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and I also realize that I made my room messier than it has ever been, no exaggeration, and that I neglected to pick up before leaving.<br />
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Also i got nothing but chain mail in my email inbox. and exactly 187 friend's deviations to go through; some from FRIGGIN' OCTOBER.<br />
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                <title>For Kiwi and Aik</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 05 May 2007 16:58:29 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ we need to name our band one of the following:<br />
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The Winder<br />
Suicidal Caterpillars<br />
Worm Murder<br />
Rocking Frog Guts<br />
<br />
Thank the two awesome kids im presently with.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~connorjuv13</author>
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                <title>At Home, Sick.</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 03 May 2007 08:58:18 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <i>Pain<br />
Without love<br />
Pain<br />
Can't get enough<br />
Pain<br />
I like it rough<br />
'Cause I'd rather feel pain<br />
Than nothing at all</i><br />
<br />
"Pain" by Three Days Grace.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~connorjuv13</author>
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                <title>ew, updating.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 28 Apr 2007 07:12:37 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ i'm SO SO SORRY for not updating much lately. i dont really have scanner access right now. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/a/animesweat.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="^^;" title="Sweating a little..." /><br />
<br />
anyways, i recently realized that I put up the prologue of Wild Card and then never posted the rest of the story. ...cause i havent DONE the rest of the story.<br />
<br />
so, hopefully, you'll get chapter One sometime soon.<br />
<br />
oh, and hey, i'd like to do an art trade with somebody. soon. I'll draw your character if you draw mine. ^ ^ preferably with <a href="http://dragonchan.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/d/r/dragonchan.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="dragonchan" /></a> or <a href="http://sl33py-c47.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/l/sl33py-c47.png" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="sl33py-c47" /></a>, because i have some ideas. (*maniacal laughter*)<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~connorjuv13</author>
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                <title>cant sleep</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 24 Apr 2007 21:21:35 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ its 12:17 and i feel like im going to pass out.<br />
<br />
i cant believe im online @ this hour...first time 4 everythjing.<br />
<br />
im afraid mom and dad are gonna wake up any minute.<br />
<br />
ive been listening to the RENT soundtrack on my ipod all night!<br />
<br />
<i>we're living ing america<br />
at the end of the millenium<br />
we're living in america<br />
leave yur concionce @ the tone</></i><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~connorjuv13</author>
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                <title>so yeah.</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 11 Apr 2007 14:44:52 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ won't be on for a while for various reasons. dont be surprised by my absense. sorry all.<br />
<br />
i may or may not send a little birdie to update my gallery every once and a while.<br />
<br />
see yoos.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~connorjuv13</author>
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                <title>QUESTIONS. AAAHHH.</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 09 Apr 2007 17:03:37 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Picked up from <a href="http://73h1337kiwi.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/7/3/73h1337kiwi.png" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="73h1337kiwi" /></a>'s and <a href="http://dragonchan.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/d/r/dragonchan.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="dragonchan" /></a>'s journal.<br />
<br />
Rules:<br />
You can ask me THREE questions<br />
No matter how crazy, inappropriate, or random they are<br />
I will answer 100% truthfully (or as close to the truth as i can).<br />
<br />
<br />
If you wanna put this in your journal, by all means, go for it.<br />
<br />
(copy & pasteded from the awesome <a href="http://dragonchan.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/d/r/dragonchan.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="dragonchan" /></a> of awesome. check out her gallery or Teh Moose Of Doom will eat yur famry.)<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~connorjuv13</author>
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                <title>The Drama Queen</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 21 Mar 2007 15:25:45 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So, after a long talk with my mom, i've discovered the truth.<br />
<br />
i am presently bawling my eyes out.<br />
<br />
Would you like to know why im not popular at school?<br />
<br />
It's because i'm doing things right.<br />
<br />
That's right; I'm not a yes-girl. i, to a certain extent, dont care how i dress or look or act or what other people think of me. for this reason, i will never go out with that guy i like.<br />
<br />
it SUCKS BALLS. how does that work?!?!?! so some girl is a total druggie and definently not a virgin only because she said "yeah sure" to everything her "friends" said, and suddenly she has more friends than people she knows?!?!?! and i don't do anything without a good reason, so the entire school thinks i'm some sort of severely autistic lesbian slut?!?!?! that makes less than no sense!!!!<br />
<br />
so is this what i'm going to have to go through to go to college?!?!?! is that seriously why people hate me?!?!?! i mean, the friends i have are good ones, except not all of them seem to actually CARE except for TEN. no, wait<b>FIVE.</b><br />
<br />
and no, i'm not naming names. if you ask, i will seriously just say "screw you" even if you're one of them. you should know if you are.<br />
<br />
I'm sorry. i'm sure i sound whiny and emo, but this is really bothering the hell outta me! and we all know that the "most popular" girls are gonna get pregnant before their seventeenth birthday, so why bother?!?!?!<br />
<br />
i'll tell you why; it's cause the world's on <b>crack.</b> plain and simple: <b>crack.</b><br />
<br />
except not me, cause i'm <b>retarded</b> and everyone <b>hates my guts </b> and wants me to <b>die,</b> except for <b>five people.</b><br />
<br />
but i'm <b>not going to die</b> because i'm <b>unpopular</b> and i <b>don't give in to peer pressure.</b> so <b>"screw her and her desecion to live,"</b> says the <b>pothead jocks</b> and <b>pregnant preps</b><br />
<br />
luckily, those five people are the five people in the world that makes my life tolerable and somewhat clearer. that's why i'm posting this; those of the five that have DA accounts will most likely post long, satisfying responses that will make me feel happy again, or post a really cool deviation for me. (the second one is less likely. dont do unless you're REALLY BORED.)<br />
<br />
I'm going to quote Everclear's "The Drama King" now.<br />
<br />
<i>I 'm losing my mind<br />
Nothing seems right<br />
I don't know who I am anymore<br />
I'm losing the fight<br />
Because I hate my life<br />
I wish that it was easier to be in love</i><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>i'm sorry....</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 17 Mar 2007 06:49:00 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ okay, i feel like a jerk.<br />
<br />
<b>I DO NOT CHECK MY FRIENDS' DEVIATIONS.<br />
<br />
I HAVE 115 DEVIATIONS TO GO THROUGH.<br />
<br />
I AM SO, SO, SO SORRY LIKE YOU HAVE NO FRICKIN' IDEA.<br />
<br />
I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING. I SUCK. ;_;<br />
<br />
AND PLEASE NO ONE SAY "IT'S OKAY" CAUSE ITS SERIOUSLY NOT. I HAVE STUFF ON THAT LIST FROM <u>OCTOBER.</u></b><br />
<br />
so, please dont ask if ive seen something you've done, because then im gonna feel even worse. ;_; so im gonna look at a bunch of them. remember that i dont comment, and that i <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/p/plusfav.gif" width="15" height="16" alt=":+fav:" title="+fav" /> almost everything.<br />
<br />
...<br />
<br />
im procrastinating on Intervention Chapter 7, which, as i have said before, will be in comic form. anyone whos mad at me for not doing it yet let me know, cause then i might speed up the process.<br />
<br />
sorry for the lack of updates. ill try to post something by monday. there's a whole bunch of crap i have yet to show all you awesome artists out here.<br />
<br />
bye, and sorry again. ;_;<br />
<br />
*luvs yoos alls*<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~connorjuv13</author>
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                <title>taaaaaaaaaaaaaaag'd.</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 28 Feb 2007 18:33:07 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Tagg'd by <a href="http://reno-ofthe-turks.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/r/e/reno-ofthe-turks.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="reno-ofthe-turks" /></a> So i have to write 6 things about muhself.<br />
<br />
Okey-dokey:<br />
<br />
1.) I likes musics.<br />
<br />
2.) And arts.<br />
<br />
3.) And writings.<br />
<br />
4.) And friendses.<br />
<br />
5.) And foods.<br />
<br />
6.) And adding "s" onto the endses to random wordses.<br />
<br />
buh-bai.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~connorjuv13</author>
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                <title>Apparently I'm 8% Obsessed With Myself.</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 28 Feb 2007 18:26:45 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ from <a href="http://dragonchan.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/d/r/dragonchan.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="dragonchan" /></a>'s journal cause shes aewsome like that.<br />
<br />
stuff you use on your:<br />
Hair:<br />
[ ] straightener<br />
[ ] curling iron<br />
[ ] crimper<br />
[ ] hair ties<br />
[ ] hair spray<br />
[ ] other sprays<br />
[ ] mouse<br />
[ ] bobby pins<br />
[ ] round barrel brush<br />
[ ] blow dryer<br />
Total: 0<br />
<br />
Eyes:<br />
[ ] black eyeliner<br />
[ ] other color eyeliner<br />
[ ] eye shadow<br />
[ ] mascara<br />
[ ] fake eyelashes<br />
[ ] eyelash curler<br />
[ ] eye shimmer<br />
[ ] colored contacts<br />
[ ] eye makeup remover<br />
[ ] sparkles<br />
Total: 0<br />
<br />
Lips/Teeth:<br />
[ ] clear lip gloss<br />
[ ] red or pink gloss<br />
[ ] chap stick<br />
[ ] lip stick<br />
[ ] lip plumper<br />
[ ] mechanical toothbrush<br />
[ ] teeth whitener<br />
[ ] lip liner<br />
[ ] whitening gum<br />
[x] had/has braces<br />
[ ] more than 15 chapsticks<br />
Total: 1<br />
<br />
Complexion/Overall Face:<br />
[ ] blush<br />
[ ] lotion/moisturizer<br />
[x] face wash<br />
[ ] bronzer<br />
[ ] makeup remover<br />
[ ] face wipes<br />
[ ] powder<br />
[ ] foundation<br />
[ ] acne cream<br />
[ ] other<br />
Total: 1<br />
<br />
Nails:<br />
[x] nail polish<br />
[ ] nail file<br />
[ ] nail clipper<br />
[ ] nail buffer<br />
[ ] cuticle remover<br />
[ ] nail hardener<br />
[ ] nail brush<br />
[ ] fake nails<br />
[x] nail scissors<br />
[ ] other<br />
Total: 2<br />
<br />
Overall total: 4<br />
<br />
Multiply your overall total by two. Repost as "I Am 8% Obsessed With Myself".<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~connorjuv13</author>
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                <title>Intervention</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 16 Feb 2007 12:58:19 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ WEEE!!!<br />
<br />
Dude! The creative juices! They flow! They flow like blood to my brainses!<br />
<br />
Woo. So, ah, great ideas for teh fanfic. I won't give it all away but there be a new character, and chapter seven will be in comic formation, several pages long. The rest is typed, but i thought id try a comic for chptr 7 'cause Squee has a really graphic dream. Itll be in Vasquez style, of course, and shall be amusing and fun to draw.<br />
<br />
New character:<br />
<br />
-Made up (by me)<br />
-Named Vic (Victor) aka "The Trickster."<br />
-He likes to take different aliases and be all cool and crap.<br />
-He's Emma's only REAL friend in town (besides Johnny, of course) and wants to be something more.<br />
-Thinks Nny's a necrophiliac and pays for his misconception<br />
-Sometimes is overprotective of Emma<br />
<br />
YAYS!!!<br />
<br />
bye.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~connorjuv13</author>
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                <title>V-day</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 14 Feb 2007 07:57:49 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So, ever notice how you're little and V-day is all like "WEE!!!" and you get all this crap at school 'cause the teachers make you give candy to everyone? and then you get home and your parents give you more crap, and you're all warm and fuzzy inside 'cause you're happy and you have a buttload of candy?<br />
<br />
And then you know how you grow up and you dread this day cause you see couples getting all mooshy and even if you have a girl/boyfriend you kind of but dont REALLY want them to call? and you get sad cause the guy/girl you're actually into doesnt like you back and you're just sitting around wondering what today would be like if they did?<br />
<br />
And then you look out the window and you're like, "OH MY GAWD IT'S SNOWING!" and that in and of itself is the greatest gift today, because you can snuggle up with your obese cat and your mom and watch anime movies and you dont need to go to school and see all the couples feeling each other up in front of your locker or whatever, and you can just be a fat lazy lump today and not worry about anything, just be yourself and actually enjoy today.<br />
<br />
because it's better to relax on holidays.<br />
<br />
know what i mean?<br />
<br />
happy v-day, everyone. carpe diam.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~connorjuv13</author>
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                <title>I HATE THE INTERNETS</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 12 Feb 2007 14:05:10 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ DA WONT LET ME UPLOAD ANY PICS AND I HAVE LIKE NINETY THINGS READY AND NOW MY COMLUTER'S ALL SLOW AND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA<br />
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~connorjuv13</author>
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                <title>Survey. O_o</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 09 Feb 2007 18:09:48 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ from <a href="http://reno-ofthe-turks.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/r/e/reno-ofthe-turks.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="reno-ofthe-turks" /></a>'s journal cause she's cool like that.<br />
<br />
...that and im bored.<br />
<br />
British<br />
[x] You drink a lot of tea.<br />
[ ] You know what a brolly is.<br />
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.<br />
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.<br />
[x] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."<br />
[ ] Fish and Chips are yummy.<br />
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.<br />
[x] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.<br />
[ ] Its football...not soccer.<br />
Total: 3<br />
<br />
Australian<br />
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.<br />
[ ] You call flip flops thongs, not flip flops.<br />
[ ] You love a backyard barbie.<br />
[ ] You know a barbie is not a doll.<br />
[x] You love the beach.<br />
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.<br />
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.<br />
[ ] You are tanned.<br />
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.<br />
[ ] You have an australian something<br />
Total: 2<br />
<br />
Italian<br />
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.<br />
[x] Your last name ends in a vowel.<br />
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.<br />
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.<br />
[ ] You know Italian songs.<br />
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.<br />
[ ] You speak some italian.<br />
[x] You are under 5'10''<br />
[ ] You know what a italian horn is<br />
[ ] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!<br />
[ ] You talk with your hands.<br />
Total: 4<br />
<br />
Spanish<br />
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.<br />
[ ] You speak spanish or some.<br />
[x] You like tacos.<br />
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.<br />
[ ] You are dark skinned.<br />
[ ] You know what a Puta is.<br />
[x] You talk fast occasionally.<br />
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.<br />
[ ] You know what platanos are.<br />
Total: 3<br />
<br />
Russian<br />
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.<br />
[x] You get short tempered.<br />
[x] You know of somebody named natasha.<br />
[x] You get cold easily.<br />
[x] Rain is fun for you.<br />
[x] You get into contests all the time.<br />
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.<br />
Total: 6<br />
<br />
Irish<br />
[ ] You think beer is the best.<br />
[x] You have a bad temper.<br />
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.<br />
[x] You have blue or green eyes.<br />
[x] You like the color green.<br />
[x] You have been to a st. pattys day party.<br />
[x] You have a family member from Ireland.<br />
[x] You have blonde hair.<br />
[x] You have/had freckles.<br />
[x] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.<br />
Total: 8<br />
<br />
African American<br />
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually<br />
[ ] You have nappy hair.<br />
[ ] You like rap.<br />
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun<br />
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.<br />
[x] You like chicken.<br />
[x] You like watermelon.<br />
[x] You can dance.<br />
[x] You can 'sing' gospel.<br />
Total: 4<br />
<br />
Asian<br />
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.<br />
[x] You like rice a lot.<br />
[ ] You are good at math.<br />
[x] You have played the piano.<br />
[ ] You have family from asia.<br />
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.<br />
[ ] Most people think you're chinese.<br />
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.<br />
[ ] You go to Baulko.<br />
Total: 3<br />
<br />
German<br />
[x] You like bread.<br />
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.<br />
[ ] You Speak some German.<br />
[ ] You know what Schnitzel is.<br />
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.<br />
[x] You went to Pre-school.<br />
[x] You're over 5'2<br />
Total: 5<br />
<br />
Canadian<br />
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.<br />
[ ] You love beer.<br />
[x] You say eh.<br />
[ ] You know what poutine is.<br />
[x] You speak some french.<br />
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.<br />
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.<br />
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi.<br />
Total: 2<br />
<br />
American<br />
[ ] You hate foriegners.<br />
[ ] You hate non - Christians.<br />
[x] You're lazy.<br />
[ ] You are not cultured.<br />
[ ] You hate abortion.<br />
[x] But love the death penalty.<br />
[ ] You don't read.<br />
[ ] You shop at walmart.<br />
[ ] You think this survey is rather biased.<br />
Total: 2<br />
<br />
Heheh, i'm mainly Russian and Irish, just like <a href="http://reno-ofthe-turks.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/r/e/reno-ofthe-turks.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="reno-ofthe-turks" /></a>! i'm not really Irish... but i sure am Russian! ^ ^<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>HOLY CRAP</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 09 Feb 2007 10:39:16 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <b>DUDE, THIS IS SO AWESOME!!! I JUST PUT SOME CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP IN THE MICROWAVE AND A PIECE OF CHICKEN <u>EXPLODED!!!</u></b><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>For the sake of updating...</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 07 Feb 2007 05:40:58 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ so we finally get, what, an inch of snow? two inches? anyway, we FINALLY get some FRICKEN' gawddang snow, and we get a <b>TWO-HOUR DELAY?!?!?!</b> WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!?! What happened to GOOD OLD-FASHIONED SNOW-DAYS?!?!?!?!?! Is the school board on CRACK?! i bet they are. i bet they're on crack. stupid frickin' crack.<br />
<br />
aaaanyway, some of you may have noticed i'm ACTUALLY PUTTING UP A STORY. this is because i was getting tired of everyone begging to read my crap, so i typed a little something up, just for you. ^ ^ because i love you so. <3<br />
<br />
i'm also tired of of complaints, but i still love you all.<br />
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...<br />
<br />
so, yeah. gotta work on Wild Card chapter Two and Intervention chapter Five... dang... lotsa typing...<br />
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oh, yeah, everyone who actually READS Intervention, sorry for the delay. I'll just say this: Emma gets uber pissed of at Nny when she finds out about the Blood Wall. If you dont know what the crap i'm talking about, than you suck.<br />
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<b><i><u>GOODBYES, ALL</u></i></b> see yoos later.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>THANK YOU, OH LORD!!!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 26 Jan 2007 06:41:45 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ EXAMS = FINISHED!!!!!!!!!!!<br />
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Thank God that's over with.<br />
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Geeze, i had a weird nightmare last night. I dreamt i got a 3 out of 50 on my math exams!!! >< I woke up and i was trying to decide whether or not that actually happened. I knew i was a dream, though, cause in it, i was sitting in the wrong seat in the classroom (cause we have assigned seats, obviously), and i was wearing a pink tube top, which would never, ever happen.<br />
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<b>ever.</b><br />
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But i think i did well, overall. ^ ^<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>cute test.</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 15 Jan 2007 09:21:22 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ got it from kiwi's journal. cause i'm cool. and lame.<br />
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[] You are smaller than the other girls of your age. <b>(smaller how? i'm short, if thats what you mean. XP)</b><br />
[] You like pink.<br />
[<b>x</b>] You wear skirts. <b>(i wear long skirts.)</b><br />
[<b>x</b>] You love stuffed toys.<br />
[<b>x</b>] You have more than 100 stuffed animals.<br />
[] Your pillow protector has flowers on it. <br />
[<b>x</b>] You act younger than you are. <b>(sometimes)</b><br />
[<b>x</b>] You love fairy tales.<br />
[<b>x</b>] people said that you are cute <b>(does my ex-boyfriend count? XP)</b><br />
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<b>Running Total: 6</b><br />
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[] You are waiting for a hero.<br />
[<b>x</b>] You believe in unicorns.<br />
[<b>x</b>] You believe in fairies. <b>(except MY fairies have spider-web-ish wings and eat people's heads.)<3</b><br />
[] You wanna be an angel.<br />
[<b>x</b>] You believed longer than the other children in Santa Claus.<br />
[<b>x</b>] You still believe in Santa Claus.<br />
[] You have a princess bed.<br />
[] Your bed has a canopy.<br />
[] You always dressed as princess to carnival/ Halloween.<br />
[<b>x</b>] You liked to put make up on as a child.<br />
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Running Total: <b>11</b><br />
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[<b>x</b>] You love Hello Kitty/ Sanrio stuff.<br />
[<b>x</b>] You played with dolls. <br />
[<b>x</b>] You owned a doll house. <b>(still do. the dad in the doll house married his stepdaughter who is a cannibal. <3)</b><br />
[] People said that you look younger than you really are.<br />
[] You owned or own rabbits, guinea pigs, ferrets or chinchillas.<br />
[<b>x</b>] You love animals.<br />
[] You are romantic. <b>(heheheheh...heh...heh........*sob*)</b><br />
[] You love moon shine. <b>(isn't that a brand of alcohol?)</b><br />
[<b>x</b>] When you get suddenly a kiss from a boy/girl you blush. <b>even though that has never happened, i will tell you right now, i blush. a lot.</b><br />
[<b>x</b>] You blush when someone says s/he likes you. <br />
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Running Total: <b>15</b><br />
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[] You love frills and ribbons on your clothes. <b>(....eeeew...)</b><br />
[] You put stuff or real flowers in your hair.<b>(again:....eeeew...)</b><br />
[<b>x, i guess</b>] You nearly always smile.<br />
[<b>x</b>] You try to make people happy. <b>(unless they suck.)</b><br />
[<b>sometimes.</b>] You respect your parents. <br />
[] You try to see the good in people and the world.<br />
[] You have been called naive. <b>(yeah, when i was, like, <u>two.</u>)</b><br />
[] You have a unicorn poster.<br />
[] You like TV shows for children.<br />
[<b>x</b>] You love Disney Movies. <b>(but not the sequels. XP)</b><br />
<br />
Running Total: <b>18 1/2</b><br />
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[] You like books for children.<br />
[<b>x</b>] You like movies with happy endings.<br />
[<b>x?</b>] You are kind and behave well.<br />
[] You like cute shoes. <b>(i dont even like normal shoes.)</b><br />
[<b>x</b>] You respect elders.<br />
[<b>x</b>] You try to be good. <b>(sometimes.)</b><br />
[<b>x</b>] You cry when someone dies.<br />
[] You get depressed by the evening news.<br />
[] You cant watch scary movies.<br />
<br />
Running Total: <b>25</b><br />
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[] You cry too when someone cries next to you.<br />
[] You like books with pictures in it. <b>(meh, depends. as long as there are only a few and the actual book i grood.)</b><br />
[<b>x</b>] You love beautiful things. <b>(i guess...)</b><br />
[] You have butterfly jewelry.<br />
[] You draw flowers and butterflies in your school notebooks. <b>i hate flowers and im afraid of butterflies.)</b><br />
[<b>x</b>] You love movies from the 50/60´s.<br />
[] You have been to Disney Land or World. <br />
[<b>x</b>] You like amusement parks.<br />
[<b>x</b>] You have deer eyes. <b>(im only checking this off cause of all those times people have pointed at me and screamed, "DEER IN HEADLIGHTS!")</b><br />
[<b>x</b>] When you ask your boyfriend/girlfriend or dad for something s/he always give it to you, cause you are everything for him/her. <b>(there's a lot more to it than that, but, yeah, i guess...)</b><br />
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Running Total: <b>30</b><br />
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[<b>x</b>] Adults like you. <br />
[<b>x</b>] You love swings.<br />
[<b>x...i guess.</b>] You are the eye apple of your grand parents.<br />
[] You like to play skipping rope.<br />
[<b>x</b>] You like little children.<br />
[<b>x</b>] You enjoy playing with little children.<br />
[<b>x</b>] You still have your sticker collection.<br />
[] You still have your glitter picture collection.<br />
[<b>x</b>] You have animal earrings. <b>(except i cant wear them cause my ears got infected and now the backs of my earlobes are puffy.)</b><br />
[<b>x</b>] You love sweets. <b>(who doesnt?!?! carby goodness.)</b><br />
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Running Total: <b>38</b><br />
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[<b>x</b>] you love decorating the Christmas tree.<br />
[<b>x</b>] You are still curious what you will get as presents.<br />
[] You wished for a ring from yo... ]]></description>
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                <title>chrIstmAs tImE.</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 25 Dec 2006 09:24:06 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ i got 2 zefrank t-shirts, another nirvana t-shirt (In Utero) a The Clash t-shirt (with London Calling lyrics on the back) and i'm going to steal mom's Metropolis t-shirt cause she doesnt like that movie as much as me.<br />
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also i got 10 pairs of socks.<br />
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<b>and, the best present of all time that i'm so totally psyched about:<br />
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<i>that's right . . .<br />
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<u>I GOTS ME A NEEEEW VI-O-LIIIIIN!!!!</u></i></b><br />
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i truly couldn't be happier. i can finally ditch that crappy rental i've had for three years. the stings need replacing and it's starting to be preeetty bad in tone quality.<br />
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but this new one is perfect. it's about 116 years old (no, i'm not kidding) so it's broken in well. it's a little like that movie, <u>The Red Violin</u> that i've only seen, like, ten minuets of. I can practically see the people that've played it before me. and the thing is the most beautiful dark brown . . . i gotta practice more. this is a sign.<br />
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sorry for bragging. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/a/animesweat.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="^^;" title="Sweating a little..." /><br />
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whatever. Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, and have a great New Year.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>y'all</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 19 Dec 2006 14:40:58 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ mwaaaaaaaaaaathgfuklemmppptf.<br />
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headache, 3 tests, etc.<br />
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workin on a new style. cause everybody i drew looked the same. drawing skinny people was too easy, drawing fat people was too hard, and in-between never looked right to me.<br />
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no offense was meant by the words "skinny" or "fat". you're all beautiful. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /><br />
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so i'm adopting a soft, less-sketchy style which is going to be developed by looking at some of my fav webcomics while i draw. eventually i will have my own style. i did one last night, and the end result, i must say, is hawt. not hawt as in sexy, hawt as in i love and shall post soooon. its a character sketch. im almost done.<br />
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YAR.<br />
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and yes, this is entitled "y'all." this serves one purpose and one purpose only: <b>PISSING OFF KIMMEEKUN CAUSE I CAN AND I FEEL LIKE BULLPLOP.</b><br />
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those of you who've read my semifamous and unpublished "breaking old habits" should fully appreciate the use of "bullplop." if you dont than you suck at reading.<br />
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<u><b>I. AM HAVING. A BAD DAY.</b></u><br />
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<i>so shoot me and call me sally<br />
dinner will be ready at five<br />
so go away.</i><br />
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<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /><br />
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hey, keli, we gotta find a tune fo' that song. i have one in mind.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>in response to kiwi.</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 13 Dec 2006 18:38:30 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ kiwi wanted me (and his other friends/devwatchers) to respond to these following questions. i will. cause . . . its a good idea.<br />
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1. what are your goals?<br />
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<b>to become a semi-famous writer. very famous would be cool. i'd also like to be in a band that's a little like a cross between Radiohead, Nirvana, and the Ululating Mummies. </b><br />
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2. what are your plans for the future?<br />
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<b>to get better grades, cause i know i can, and to FINISH WRITING A FRGGIN BOOK in the next year. or so. </b><br />
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3. how do you want your life to turn out?<br />
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<b>i wanna live in CT, Seattle, or NYC with a family and lots of munnies in the bank that would be spent by everyone else but donated and saved by me cause im weird and generous.</b><br />
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4. what makes you feel the most free?<br />
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<b>honestly? *takes deep breath* listening to music, drawing, writing on my free time, and thinking about . . . someone.<br />
people who know who that "someone" is are forbidden to say it aloud. on the net.<br />
i also like thinking 'bout one friend who i really need cause they're cool and im needy like that. if you dont know who you are than yur emo and you need self-confidence, you lame-o. ^_^</b><br />
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ok, cool. bye, yo.<br />
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p.s. kiwi, yur vera, vera right. however i'm having long-term difficulties. and, unfortunately, it may be that the only remedy is <b>Teh Meds Of 3V1L.</b> >< Please, save my soul.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>meh.</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 08 Dec 2006 13:41:11 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ yuppers.<br />
<br />
not having a good week. cause . . . well, rather not talk about it. but i'm not.<br />
<br />
j0, um, just a heads up: sorry for not updating in a while. i shall be submitting characters sketches for a story about a guy being stalked by another guy who may or may not be an official rapist. i think it goes without saying that the main dude gets really freaked out.<br />
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yah . . . i'm gona put it in comic form. i might even upload it here, cause . . . i dunno. i dont think it'll be my best work, which is one reason. my best work (i mean like books and stuff) i don't post. i wanna publish that BEFORE it hits the web.<br />
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so . . . yeah. still not sure what im gonna call the stalker story. post any ideas, i guess. not guaranteed im gonna use them, but it helps.  . . . . i guess.<br />
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btw, i took out the erection in Intervention Ch. 1 to make it more realistic. I mean, he'd never get an erection. He really wouldn't. at least, not from that.<br />
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have some fun this weekend cause i prolly wont.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>^ ^ Movie Review ^ ^</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 18:16:49 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ PLEASANTVILLE!!! Go see it now!!!<br />
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Owaaaagh! So good! Defiantly made mah top faves list! I know, some will say my favorite movies vary too often, but they really don't actually. Go look at my "devious information." Those are the ones that really mean something to me. Except Rent. I honestly dont know why it's there. I mean, good film, really. I've memorized half the soundtrack and i'm coming up with my own choreography, but Nightmare Before X-Mas should take it's place. And Fifth Element, which i need to see again.<br />
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Anyways- Pleasantville! Didn't see the vera beginning... came in when they had just appeared in the show... still, it made sense. it was a fast moving movie, although some parts were stretched out for dramatic puposes. And it didn't seem cheesy, except when it was supposed to. After all, they're in a fifties sitcom! All the characters were cheesy, up until the "changes."<br />
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it's about a teenage boy and his sister getting stuck in a fifties sitcom. The boy is a big fan of the show, but the sister apparently doesnt watch it at all. But the boy's obsession comes in handy cause they both take the place of the two main characters: Bud and Mary Sue. So the boys plan is to play along until the meet up with the guy who got them in there in the first place. The girl DOES NOT want to play a 50's braniac called Mary Sue, mainly 'cause she's a 90's slut named Jennifer. So, against her brother's wishes, she stars introducing books and sex(her favorite activity) to the (literally) black-and-white town of Pleasantville. and her brother soon joins in by showing the cafe owner art and showing a couple people anger. Slowly people turn from black and white to color, but only after they find what they need. Ex. The mom needs pleasure (sex) the girl needs books, the cafe owner needs art. It's a 1990's film. AND IT'S FRIGGIN AWESOME!!!<br />
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Speaking of the "changes," that was probably my favorite part, when Jennifer was, like, taking away the school's innocence. I LOVED the part when she introduced sex to the guy, and then later, the mom. Heh, the mom Part was SO FUNNY. "So, what are they doing down at Lover's Lane? Holding hands?" "That...and more..." "What?" Oh, nothing you REALLY don't wanna know." "No, really, I do." "Well...they're having sex." "Aaaah. (mom pauses) What's sex?"<br />
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XD<br />
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And then poor Jen has to explain it... SO FUNNY!<br />
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Aaaanyway, so, yeah. Good Times.<br />
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Pleasantville fanart should be expected. I'm using pictures of my cat. Should be interesting.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Mwragnhth.</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 24 Nov 2006 07:54:27 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yuppers.<br />
<br />
IF YOU'RE TIRED AND LAZY AND YOU KNOW IT, MAKE CONSTIPATED SEIZURE NOISES!!!<br />
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buhbai.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>renaming teh fanfic</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 09 Nov 2006 14:16:42 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ that's right.<br />
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"JtHM fanfic" is a boring name. So I'm going to rename it "Intervention," or "Inter" for short.<br />
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You'll see why. ^ ^<br />
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I'm working on the forth chapter, where you meet Emma's "conscience," which isn't really her conscience. ...You'll see.<br />
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So, list of things I'm working on fo' dA and stuff.<br />
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1) Inter ch.4<br />
2) A comic I haven't named yet.<br />
3) B.O.D. Halloween Comic (i know, i know, i'm a procrastinator)<br />
4) RENT in comic form.<br />
5) Illustrations fo' a friend's JtHM fanfic (involving my Emera! Again!)<br />
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...not in that order.<br />
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don't expect them anytime soon.<br />
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...<br />
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Emera's a slightly goth-ish raver chick, in mah friend's fanfic. and she has green hair.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>day off, j0.</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 06 Nov 2006 09:55:38 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ i'm not a vera good person. ^ ^ (but we already knew that.)<br /><br />so, i just proved to myself how incredibly cruel I am.<br />
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i took the JTHM tunic i made fo' halloween and put on mah cat, Poot, who was sleeping on mah bed. then I put my pretty blue wool hat on her head and took a picture, but not before trying to get her in the right spot. thus making her hiss repeatedly.<br />
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but she's used to this. in an hour or so, she'll come back, purring, and force me to curl up around her, until she gets pissy again.<br />
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AND i started a rather disgracful yaoi pic. it's not really mature content (sorry, Kelly), and I might put it up on dA. who am I kidding- i WILL put it up on dA. It's good and vera funny, involving my two favorite dead/fictional guys.<br />
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THAT'S RIGHT.<br />
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most of you should know who they are.<br />
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tootles.<br /><br />oh look, poot's back. ]]></description>
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                <title>sorry for my whiny-ness.</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 01 Nov 2006 15:34:50 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ The title says it all. My past few journals... actually, all but two or three of my thirteen journals, have been incrdibly emo and whiny. For the record, I'm not usually like that.<br />
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So yeah. Gonna work on a belated <a href="http://basementofdoom.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/b/a/basementofdoom.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="basementofdoom" /></a> halloween comic. for those of you who don't know, I share that account with <a href="http://sl33py-c47.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/l/sl33py-c47.png" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="sl33py-c47" /></a><br />
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I don't feel good, but whatever.<br />
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I'm wearing teh awesomest shirt evar. Part of my Johnny the Hommicidal Maniac costume. It's a home-made horrizontally-striped tunic with 3/4 langth black sleeves and a whitesquare on the front with "Z?" on it.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>emos SUCK</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 23 Oct 2006 18:04:56 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yeah, so I've been sucking up the wretched emo vibes of <a href="http://sl33py-c47.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/l/sl33py-c47.png" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="sl33py-c47" /></a> and <a href="http://kimmeekun.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/k/i/kimmeekun.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="kimmeekun" /></a>, who have been unitetionally and unconsciously EMO. Also <a href="http://dagitt.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/d/a/dagitt.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="dagitt" /></a> and <a href="http://efni.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/e/f/efni.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="efni" /></a> who have a creepy passion for emos. And I think <a href="http://flamingo-fedora.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/default.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="flamingo-fedora" /></a> is the same.<br />
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Anyway, I've been taking in these vibes and now I'm listening to Evanescance.<br />
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Which I surely spelled wrong.<br />
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Thanks a lot, GUYS (she said sarcastically).<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>I Am A Pile Of Crap.</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 19 Oct 2006 13:56:51 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ sigh.<br />
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don't you hate it when you meet someone over the summer and you confide in them and think they're awesome and you get their e-mail adress and you e-mail them TWICE but they dont e-mail back at all even though you know for a fact they dont hate you and the mail probably just isn't getting through but you need them to reply but they dont and you feel like rolling over and staring into space until your body rots because they're the only person in the world who can understand your present mental stress?<br />
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and i don't want anyone to give me that "you can talk to me" crap before considering that there might be a reason i didn't do that earlier.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Mucho Self-Doubt and Fear</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 16 Oct 2006 17:34:16 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ O.K., if anybody- and I mean ANYBODY- has even the SLIGHTEST intrest in my JtHM fanfic, PLEASE TELL ME. Because the only people who have commented so far are my friends from school who read it during school, not on dA. So there's pretty much no comments on any of the chapters so far. And when people don't comment, I get anxious. And when no one gives feedback and constructive critisim, I get anxious. And angry and sad and I begin to doubt myself. And, personally, the only problem I myself have with it is the fact that I made Johnny have an erection in the first chapter, which would never happen. EVAR. But, because of the lack of MUCH NEEDED feedback, I have driven myself into a mental corner comprised of thoughts like, "If Jhonen himself ever saw this, he would puke on my head and force me to eat rabies-infected raccoon crap," when in reality he would probably become vaguely mad and manifest his frustration in a drawing or something.<br />
<br />
SO PLEASE COMMENT! THIS MEANS THE WORLD TO THE FANGIRL HALF OF MY MENTAL STABILITY! I DON'T CARE IF YOU HATE IT OR YOU LOVE IT OR IT REMIDES YOU OF FROZEN BURRITOS! GIVE ME FEEDBACK!!!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>i have a really sore throat.</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 13 Oct 2006 15:10:34 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ i have a really sore throat. i have a really sore throat. <br />
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i have a throat really sore. i have a really sore throat.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~connorjuv13</author>
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                <title>Leetle Rant</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 08 Oct 2006 08:49:19 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ O.K., so just a little F.Y.I., if anyone was looking through my gallery and was like, "OMFG why is there Chapter Two of 'JtHM fanfic' but no Chapter One?!" that means that person has the "mature content filter" on. Although it's not really that bad, and I might even take it off. But if you're a JtHM fan, I don't know why the crap you'd have the filter on in the first place. Your lack of logic hurts my brain.<br />
<br />
And about that filter, I'm sorry but I really don't see the point. I mean, sure, some people might not be ready for naked bodies, but I have the filter off and I've never seen anything that bad. Heck, I've even favorited some of the "mature" stuff. Ya know why? 'CAUSE IT'S ART. The whole point of art is expression. If it involves nudity, thats fine. And I'm not saying that there's no possible way someone takes advantage of dA to post erotica of their friends or themselves, but that's what myspace and porn sites are for, people. And in case no one has noticed, the most popular art peices in history have included naked people. Look at Michelangelo: his painting in the Sistine Chapel and his sculptor, "David," have naked people. Heck, "David" IS a naked person! And why are they so popular? Because they are wonderfully well-done works of art. Not porn, ART. They are two VERY, VERY different things.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>I haven't Journal-ed in THE LONGEST TIME.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 24 Sep 2006 11:39:01 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ j0.<br />
   Yeah. I put up Seduction. Not bad, eh?<br />
   And what did you guys think of the Invader Zim art? I know, I know. Practically all I've put on here is Vasquez fan-fiction/-art. BUT HE'S SOOO AWESOME. ONE CANNOT HELP BUT TO PRAISE HIM.<br />
   Yesh. Guess who I'm gonna be fer Halloween? Johnny the Hommicidal Maniac. Big surprise, huh?<br />
   You know what's fun? E-mailing people twice your age that you haven't seen since you were six. It makes you feel all fuzzy. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /><br />
   Ana my dad's been corresponig with this guy via list-serve and gave me his e-mail address. He's awesome.<br />
   Working on a pic for my Junkyard story. Should be up soon.<br />
See yoos guys.<br />
Bah.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~connorjuv13</author>
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                <title>School...</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 09 Sep 2006 11:49:10 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Okay...first week of school is ovah. Usually it's just paperwork and gym uniforms and such, but we got HOMEWORK this time! On the first day!<br />
<br />
Anyway, i drew a great pic of my caracter Dorian seducing a girl named faith. When I told my mom he was flirting with her, she's like, "That is NOT flirting. He's getting ready to poke her." And then I explained that he's just trying to get her to do him a big favor that involves sacrificing her soul to the devil. No sexual content.<br />
<br />
...Even though his shirt's off.<br />
<br />
I'll post the picure soon. I'm gonna tackle my scanner soon and make it do what I want it to. I've waited too long. I should have, like fifty pics up, BUT NO.<br />
<br />
yeah. okay. bye. ]]></description>
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                <title>Manipulation Plot</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 31 Aug 2006 07:35:10 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ O.K., so, SL33PY-C47 and his younger sister are helping me out with one of my many Master Plans for World Domination. They're not doing it willingly, but it's not like it's a seceret.<br />
My plan is to corrupt sibling into a total Sibling Rivalry war, where family ties will never last.<br />
...And...then I'll drug them all to make them listen to me.  And then THE WORLD WILL BE MINE!!!<br />
I call it...The Manipulation Plot. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/d/devilish.gif" width="15" height="16" alt=":devilish:" title="Devilish" /><br />
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status:<br />
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Step one: corrupt SL33PY-C47's clingy little sister.<br />
COMPLETE.<br />
Step two: corrupt SL33PY-C47.<br />
ALMOST COMPLETE.<br />
<br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/m/mwahaha.gif" width="29" height="15" alt=":evillaugh:" title="EVIL Laughter!" /> ]]></description>
                <author>~connorjuv13</author>
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                <title>OMGSOAWESOME.</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 28 Aug 2006 21:17:04 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I just got a call from my parents!!!<br />
They got the results of my English SOL!!!<br />
I got nothing but 99%s and 100%s on EVERY CATAGORY!!!<br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/clap.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":clap:" title="Clap" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/clap.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":clap:" title="Clap" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/clap.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":clap:" title="Clap" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/clap.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":clap:" title="Clap" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/clap.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":clap:" title="Clap" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/clap.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":clap:" title="Clap" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/clap.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":clap:" title="Clap" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/clap.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":clap:" title="Clap" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/clap.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":clap:" title="Clap" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/clap.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":clap:" title="Clap" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/clap.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":clap:" title="Clap" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/clap.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":clap:" title="Clap" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/clap.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":clap:" title="Clap" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/clap.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":clap:" title="Clap" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/clap.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":clap:" title="Clap" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/clap.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":clap:" title="Clap" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/clap.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":clap:" title="Clap" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/clap.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":clap:" title="Clap" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/clap.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":clap:" title="Clap" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/clap.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":clap:" title="Clap" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/clap.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":clap:" title="Clap" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/clap.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":clap:" title="Clap" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/clap.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":clap:" title="Clap" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/clap.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":clap:" title="Clap" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/clap.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":clap:" title="Clap" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/clap.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":clap:" title="Clap" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/clap.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":clap:" title="Clap" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/clap.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":clap:" title="Clap" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/clap.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":clap:" title="Clap" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/clap.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":clap:" title="Clap" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/clap.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":clap:" title="Clap" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/clap.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":clap:" title="Clap" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/clap.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":clap:" title="Clap" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/clap.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":clap:" title="Clap" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/clap.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":clap:" title="Clap" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/clap.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":clap:" title="Clap" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/clap.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":clap:" title="Clap" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/clap.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":clap:" title="Clap" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/clap.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":clap:" title="Clap" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/clap.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":clap:" title="Clap" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/clap.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":clap:" title="Clap" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/clap.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":clap:" title="Clap" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/clap.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":clap:" title="Clap" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/clap.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":clap:" title="Clap" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/clap.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":clap:" title="Clap" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.c... ]]></description>
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                <title>Tagged.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 17 Sep 2006 19:00:24 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ SL33P3Y-C47 has tagged me.<br />
<br />
[ Name ] Connor Juv, Queen of Height and All That is Dark in Lukeia.<br />
[ Nicknames ] Eej, Connor, Konner, Juv, Juv Avacodo the Pear, Haruko, Golom, Shorty, Phsycic Story Girl, etc.<br />
[ Screen Name ] connorjuv13.<br />
[ Birthday ] Same as Mussulini's. Unfortunatly.<br />
[ Astrological Sign ] Leo.<br />
[ Chinese Zodiac ] It's either the lamb or the tiger.<br />
[ Location ] Lukeia, my seceret Realm of Grey Magic.<br />
[ Marital Status ] None as of yet. I'm under age.<br />
[ Eye Color ] Grey-Blue.<br />
[ Height ] Edward Elric height.<br />
[ Shoe size ] Ranges 8 1/2- 11 1/2<br />
[ Siblings ] I am a Supernatural Being with the Ability to Create and Destroy my Siblings at Will.<br />
[ Cousins ] I lost count at fifty-two. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/letters/=p.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":P" title=":P (Lick)" /><br />
[ Pets ] Pootie, Demon and Gardian of Hell, and Harley, Seducer of The Innocent. Both are Feline in Appearance.<br />
[ Education ] I am an All-Knowing, Supernatual Being of Wisdom. (translation: I'm in high school and it sucks.)<br />
<br />
Favorites<br />
[ Colors ] green.<br />
[ Numbers ] thirteen, nine, three.<br />
[ Animal ] Dogs, Bats, Wolfs, Foxes, Moose, Snakes, and All Beasts and Demons of Horror.<br />
[ Vehicle ] HORSEY!<br />
[ Flower ]  I don't like flowers.<br />
[ Scent ] tacos.<br />
[ Shape ] I kind of like the pentagram. It's eerie and mystical.<br />
[ Drinks ] Strawberry Ramune<br />
[ Soda ] Root beer, Mnt. Dew.<br />
[ Book ] No favorite, I love lots of books. Oh, wait! I take it back...Drowned Wednesday, 3rd book in the Keys to the Kingdom Series by Garth Nix.<br />
[ Food ] Tacos, Sloppy Joes.<br />
<br />
Do you?<br />
[ Color Your Hair? ] Once in a while.<br />
[ Twirl Your Hair? ] Yeah, kinda.<br />
[ Have Tattoos? ] I want one...badly...<br />
[ Drink/Smoke? ] I might drink when I turn 21, but I will never smoke. I don't need to try it to know it's not my thing.<br />
[ Like Roller Coasters? ] I puke.<br />
[ Wish you could live somewhere else? ] L.A., Seattle, or Middletown.<br />
[ Like cleaning? ] No. I like organizing, but not cleaning.<br />
[ Write in cursive or print? ] My cursive is illegibal. So's my print, but less so.<br />
[ Swear a lot? ] No, but in my books, my characters swear like "The Sopranos"!<br />
[ Own a cam? ] Three. My dads old Nikon, his old 35 millimeter (the only one I use), and a cheap, frustrating Digital that's by Canon or something.<br />
[ Know how to drive? ] I will in less than a year.<br />
[ Diet? ] Not really, but my parents and I are eating less sweets latly so we can be all skinny and stuff. Personally, I'm fine with my present weight and my frinds agree, but my parnets want me to lose wieght so there you go.<br />
[ Own a cell phone? ] Yesh.<br />
[ Ever get off the computer ] Not if I can help it.<br />
<br />
Have You Ever<br />
[ Gotten a speeding ticket? ] No.<br />
[ Been in a wreck? ] Noope.<br />
[ Been arrested? ] Nuh-uh.<br />
[ Stolen anything? ] Spare change from Dad. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br />
[ Held a gun? ] Nope.<br />
[ Drank? ] When I was little and we stayed out late at resaurants I'd get fussy and mom would give me a tiny taste of her wine/beer to calm me down. Just enough to taste it.<br />
[ Considered a life of crime? ] Yes, but not seriously.<br />
[ Been in love? ] Yes, once. And I've had a lot of crushes.<br />
[ Used someone? ] I'm not that kid of girl.<br />
[ Been used? ] I narrowly avoided it once.<br />
[ Been cheated on? ] No.<br />
<br />
Current<br />
[ Current Mood ] Talkitive.<br />
[ Current taste ] Milk (the normal kind, perverts!)<br />
[ Current Annoyance ] School. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/m/mad.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":-x" title=":-x (Mad)" /><br />
[ Current Smell ] My grandpa's computer.<br />
[ Current thing I ought to be doing ] I'm on vacation at grandpa's house. Nothing is required of me.<br />
[ Current windows open ] This one.<br />
[ Current Desktop picture ] This is grandpa's comp. His is a picture of grandma. Mine, at home, changes automatically every hour. Their from various webcomics.<br />
[ Current Book ] A Kurt Cobain bio by Christopher Sandford.<br />
[ Current hate ] School and Asthma. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/m/mad.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":-x" title=":-x (Mad)" /><br />
[ Current Job ] I'm on a break from babysitting.<br />
<br />
The Last Time<br />
[ Last Book You Read ] Meh, I read to often. I don't remember when I finish things.<br />
[ Last Movie You Saw ] Yesterday I saw "A Beautiful Mind." I LOVE PAUL BETTANY!!!<br />
[ Last thing you had to drink ] Milk. <br />
[ Last Thing you had to eat ] Cherry Pie.<br />
[ Last person you talked to on the phone ] My Uncle Cark, who's down the street from where I'm staying.<br />
<br />
Do you<br />
[... ]]></description>
                <author>~connorjuv13</author>
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                <title>Summer Vacation End</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 27 Aug 2006 10:54:34 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ OMG<br />
It's that time of teh year again, people.<br />
That's right...<br />
SKO-EL BEGINS!!!  \O.O/<br />
So, yeah. I'm at my grandpa's house in AZ. My parents are making me stay till wednesday. They went home yesterday. Yeah. Takin' mah first solo flight soon. O.o  Oh Noes.<br />
So, I'm obsessed with Kurt Cobain. I have a necro-crush on him. *blush.*<br />
Yeah. The other day my friend is like, "so, who's your biggest crush right now?" and I'm like, "Er... Cobain. Even though he's a dead suicidal druggie."<br />
But everyone who's met him in person- and some people who haven't- say that he was a brilliant mind who much more than the screaming, heroine-addict junkie the media portryed him as.<br />
Yeah...that's all, folks. ]]></description>
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                <title>AM BACK.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 13 Aug 2006 09:34:46 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yeah, so I was in New England for a week. Muh cousin had her wedding. Twas fun. Too many cameras. I mean, I love taking pictures, but there were more cameras than people. Bit much.<br />
Yup. I'm having trouble with mah scanner. I'll post Chapter Three of my JtHM fanfic. I don't know if anyone likes it, but I do. *sticks out toungue.*<br />
My head hurts. ]]></description>
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