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That I'm really not dead. Really.

In fact, I'm here to pimp my girlfriend's new DA account, ~Illiosa. There she'll be showcasing her handmade hats and possibly selling a few!

SO GO CHECK IT OUT.

As for me...really. I'm not dead. Seriously.

]]> ~corpsecunt http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/19906064/ http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/19906064/ Mon, 11 Aug 2008 21:30:06 PDT NecrophiliAugury has been officially removed from DA. This account will now only be used for fanart, while I go and chase my elusive fortune. Watch me as I flip burgers for great justice.

See everybody in hell.

]]> ~corpsecunt http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/18707789/ http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/18707789/ Sat, 07 Jun 2008 02:51:52 PDT
The answer's simple: this place is a fucking cesspool. It was created undoubtedly with good intentions but has turned into a place with enough frivolous e-drama, misconceptions, and relentless egocentrism to overturn MySpace on its ass. This place is a hovel for 13-year-old kids who have no shred of talent whatsoever and come here to whore themselves out for ridiculous nonsense they call art, trying to justify themselves as true artists by posting overly-rendered anime art, inflation art, or--god help me--furries. Don't get me wrong. There are some goddamned good artists floating around here, many of which I've had the pleasure of meeting in person. But god fucking forbid they don't get on the front page because they haven't drawn Naruto or Death Note fanart or taken photographs of their cats or ball-jointed dolls.

I love to draw fanart and will probably keep doing it, but don't expect me to update anything regularly or continue any of the projects I have going on here. Fact of the matter is I've moved on, kids. I'm interested in a career in art and continuing to cater to 13-year-old fanbrats is not going to get me anywhere. You'll also find that I'm discontinuing posting any chapters of NecrophiliAugury here and will probably remove the entire story sometime this summer. Why? Simply put, people were liking it for entirely the wrong reasons. It's more than a little disturbing to have a adolescent girl describing to you how much she idolizes a character who is clearly a sociopath and a physical masochist. That was not the message I wanted to convey with that story, and I apologize if anyone has received a different impression from it. If anyone is seriously interested in reading the rest of the story, I'll be glad to type up a final chapter and share it with you. But if you are underage, I will ignore you. You should not be reading it in the first place. Find a good, strong role model who you can truly look up to as you move on in life.

Like I said, I'll probably keep posting my fanart here, because this is where that shit belongs. You will not, however, see any of my original art on this website any longer.

Fuck, I'm tired. I'll continue this rant later.

]]> ~corpsecunt http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/18472651/ http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/18472651/ Sat, 24 May 2008 01:24:56 PDT
Full con report coming soon on my Livejournal. For now, enjoy photoshoot pics at ~vestiphilia and links to photos of my group in our Bleach cosplay at Fansview:

[link]

[link]

[link]

I'm the absolutely retarded-looking Ishida. 8D

Also, our skit:

[link]

Didn't pick up anything this time, but we still had an assload of fun. Also, if anyone hasn't voted here yet, do it. Do it. Or your dad will come into your room naked late at night and beat you.

]]> ~corpsecunt http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/18080093/ http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/18080093/ Tue, 29 Apr 2008 01:10:52 PDT
Youmacon 2008 will dawn for me as my very first Artists Alley experience, and I need YOU lovely people to let me know what prints you'd like to see from me, so I may leech you of all your cash.

Since I'm too cheap for a subscription here on DA, I've whipped up a poll via PollDaddy.com for you all to vote on.

PLEASE. PLEASE VOTE. *offers free sperm*

Poll is here: [link]

If you don't feel like voting, comment here with any suggestions you might have. It's business time.

]]> ~corpsecunt http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/17867832/ http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/17867832/ Tue, 15 Apr 2008 16:22:37 PDT
Trouble in paradise, guys. Well, Livejournal actually, but meh. Same difference.

After a long and exasperating Battle of the Internets (TM), I've won myself moderation of the NaruSasu community on Lj. I'd thought I'd hit you all with that knowledge in case anyone of you fabulous bitches were interested in joining or donating to the cause. It'll be a bit before we can accept new members over there, but I'd be delighted to see some familiar faces once we get everything up and running.

Or rather, read familiar text. Or something. Internet.

Community is here: [link]

]]> ~corpsecunt http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/17717597/ http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/17717597/ Sun, 06 Apr 2008 14:53:11 PDT
]]> ~corpsecunt http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/17598464/ http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/17598464/ Sun, 30 Mar 2008 22:58:18 PDT
Anyway, I'm slappin' up some old shit just to show that I haven't completely died around here. Schoolwork is taking over my life, predictably, but I still have some new shit in the works. Enjoy these shenanigans for now.

Peace~
C.C.

EDIT: Uhhh and yeah, new ID. Yeah. PISSSSS out my AAASSSSS.

]]> ~corpsecunt http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/17218352/ http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/17218352/ Fri, 07 Mar 2008 00:17:04 PST
]]> ~corpsecunt http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/17186726/ http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/17186726/ Tue, 04 Mar 2008 20:30:38 PST [link]

[link]

Two reasons I'm not posting on DA at the moment.

I'm still working on the next chapter of NA and some new fanart, though. I'm just not promising anything soon. When I make promises things end badly for everyone.

Especially when I promise I won't hog-tie the next fanbrat I see to the rear of my car by her pigtails and drag her to squealing death.

]]> ~corpsecunt http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/16413589/ http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/16413589/ Tue, 15 Jan 2008 06:52:13 PST
[link]

WILL THIS PLACE NEVER CEASE TO PROVIDE ME WITH LULZ?

]]> ~corpsecunt http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/16291790/ http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/16291790/ Sun, 06 Jan 2008 18:52:59 PST
Truth is, I've been pretty damn emo the last few weeks. Shit went down, and I'm not going to tell you what because it's not your damn business. Let's just say this place with its drama and fan bitching weren't helping any. Good new is, the holidays are over, I've just returned from Ohayocon, and the emo has passed. Bad news is, school's starting and I'm not going to have as much time to finish everybody's requests as I had originally planned.

I don't like dicking people over, so I'm still going to get everything done, regardless of how late it is. However, I doubt I'll have time to CG and make everything fancy, but I'm sure a simple, cleaned up pencil sketch or render will do for most of you. If not, get AIDS and die.

Anyway, thanks to everyone who's stayed with me, and I'll be back on board once I get a few more things sorted out. School doesn't start for a few more days so I should be able to crank out some requests before then. If I don't get yours done, well...let's just say if you were paying me, I would have put down the razor and eyeliner and finished your shit the moment you asked me to. But since you're not, I'm afraid real life and real work just has to come first.

As for Ohayocon, being there definitely got me back into good spirits, and I can't wait to share all the awesome stories and pictures with everyone. Check ~vestiphilia soon for photos and my livejournal for the con report. For now, here are links to my group's skit and several photos of us courtesy of fansview.com.

Skit: [link]
(You need to register.)

Photos:
[link]
[link]
[link]
[link]

Fuck YES that's an award we're holding. I pretty much shit my pants when they announced we had won in our category. Good shit.

Thanks again, ladies. I'll be back in business before you can rub one out.

]]> ~corpsecunt http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/15808700/ http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/15808700/ Wed, 05 Dec 2007 14:31:40 PST
Anyway, more lulz to be found here:
[link]

Go give my cosplay group some oral sexlove, we all need it, sex-starved harlots that we are.

First gift post next entry, probably.

]]> ~corpsecunt http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/15754088/ http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/15754088/ Sat, 01 Dec 2007 18:28:44 PST
Anyway, holiday requests are now closed. Thanks for loading up my plate, I'll be nice and busy these coming weeks. Too bad I won't lose weight, too. Fuck.

]]> ~corpsecunt http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/15657051/ http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/15657051/ Sat, 24 Nov 2007 22:36:02 PST
WHAT I'LL DRAW:
- sketches, digital art, or shitty little animations
- any kind of fanart, provided I have good reference pictures and some info about the series
- original work, see above
- yaoi, yuri, het, ecchi, guro....just about everything but dickgirls, furries or shitplay
- tasteful sex....no squirting cocks or gaping pussies, please
- any pairing I'm comfortable with, which is everything unless stated otherwise

WHAT I WON'T DRAW:
- overtly graphic sex
- furries
- dickgirls
- piss/shitplay
- pairings that make me cringe, such as NaruHina or anything with Sasuke as seme (or Naruto as uke, for that matter)

If you're watching me, odds are you have an idea of what I'm willing to draw. I'm pretty flexible. I'll post requests here, unless it's porn, in which case I'll send it to you personally. Just send me a note with how I can contact you and we'll go from there.

]]> ~corpsecunt http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/15608693/ http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/15608693/ Wed, 21 Nov 2007 16:53:04 PST
[link]

*foams at the mouth*

SO. IMMA WRITE MORE OF THIS STORY NAO. YAH.

]]> ~corpsecunt http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/15528323/ http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/15528323/ Fri, 16 Nov 2007 01:22:04 PST
....So I'm drawing porn now.

[link]

I still have to find a place to put my lesbo stuff, but it's a start.

]]> ~corpsecunt http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/15392662/ http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/15392662/ Tue, 06 Nov 2007 14:04:07 PST
[link]
[link]

Notice that in the second image the woman is clearly leaking pussy juice. And DA is selling prints of it.

Don't get me wrong, I think that the above pieces are well-drawn and great, and they're definitely hot--but why is it that they're clearly erotic in nature and yet permissable on DA?

[link]

This piece also clearly depicts two women engaging in a sexual act. Again, very hot, but how is it any less erotic in nature than my drawing, which in fact did not portray genitals at all?

I know I'm probably just ranting my nipples off here, but I couldn't call myself human if I didn't question everything. I am in no way condemning DA for their decision, as I'm sure they have a very good reason for what they did. I'd just like to know what that reason is.

]]> ~corpsecunt http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/15018531/ http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/15018531/ Thu, 11 Oct 2007 17:11:01 PDT
Anyway, grow the SHIT up, all of you. It's not okay when I log on to DA and have an assload of notes from you chid'lins asking me to send you unfiltered artwork. Haven't you ever heard of lying? Goddamn.

Anyway, the picture's unlocked. If I get banned I'm killing you all.

]]> ~corpsecunt http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/14864706/ http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/14864706/ Mon, 01 Oct 2007 01:31:19 PDT
Ready for this shit...?

You sure...?

Okay.

Yeah.

Fuck that.

[link] <---------good shit

]]> ~corpsecunt http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/14706135/ http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/14706135/ Wed, 19 Sep 2007 18:57:45 PDT
VEGETA...WHATS THE SCANNER SAY ABOUT HIS POWER LEVEL??!

]]> ~corpsecunt http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/14637755/ http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/14637755/ Fri, 14 Sep 2007 22:52:49 PDT
It's a welcome change, at least for now.

Anyway, enjoy new art and more of the doujin coming soon.

]]> ~corpsecunt http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/14462108/ http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/14462108/ Sun, 02 Sep 2007 20:50:54 PDT
Also, I'm overwhelmed by the response I've received for the doujin so far! Thanks, guys, I really appreciate all the feedback, it really motivates me to get off my ass and work! Much love and sexual favours to all.

AND THEN...uh...I guess I got tagged or some shit. I'll do it 'cause I'm bored, but I don't feel like tagging anyone, so if you feel like doing it go ahead, I won't stop you.

8 RANDOM FACTS MEME:

1. I only drink orange juice with ice.

2. I have a tattoo of an Egyptian ankh on my left tit. The ankh is my favourite symbol.

3. I've got nothing against those with religious beliefs, but I myself hold none. I believe in nothing supernatural, nor do I believe there is any "greater plan" for this earth. I think it's a waste of time to ponder things we'll never understand, and I don't much care about any of it.

4. ...I really, really wish zombies existed in real life, though.

5. I'm very affectionate and love making new friends. It's incredibly difficult for me to be mad at someone or hold a grudge. I forgive way too easily.

6. I cry ALL the time. Once I pop I don't stop.

7. I hate candy, but I love sweet cakes and pie, and all kinds of other sugary fatty shit. My all-time favourite food is parmigiana di melanzane.

8. I love the ocean and I want to live near the Pacific someday. I love to walk along the shore, but I'd never go diving or any crazy shit like that. Deep water scares the piss out of me.

]]> ~corpsecunt http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/14445316/ http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/14445316/ Sat, 01 Sep 2007 20:12:24 PDT
Yeah, so...this is what has been eating my time. Doujinshi. Because really, over everything else, comics and writing/drawing them are what I'm truly passionate about. Over fanart, over writing, that's it, motherfuckers, so you better get used to seeing it. I WILL finish NecrophiliAugury, it will just take time for me to start writing again, given all the energy I'm putting into the comics. Honestly, I'm working toward a career in comic book illustration and not writing, so practise takes precedence over everything. :E

ANYWAY. I have tons of ideas flying through my fucked up head, so prepare to see a shitload of doujinshi and failed ideas slapped up here within the next few months. It should be a wild fuckin' ride.

EDIT:: IF YOU HAVEN'T READ THIS, DO SO NOW. FUCKERS GOT US PEGGED-----> [link]

]]> ~corpsecunt http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/14342096/ http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/14342096/ Sun, 26 Aug 2007 00:00:34 PDT
You like to put penis into guys's assholes.

]]> ~corpsecunt http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/14257899/ http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/14257899/ Mon, 20 Aug 2007 14:40:50 PDT
Haku portrait (10+ hours work time): 76 pageviews in almost a week

"Boner no jutsu" (less than 20 mins work time): 92 pageviews in two days



.......Behold the power of a penis?

]]> ~corpsecunt http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/14189524/ http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/14189524/ Thu, 16 Aug 2007 01:41:38 PDT
But...question. Is you is or is you ain't allowed to submit prints of fanart? 'Cause I might have a go at this one to sell at a con, maybe. Depends on if I get the balls.

]]> ~corpsecunt http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/14067855/ http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/14067855/ Tue, 07 Aug 2007 23:17:45 PDT
[link]

READ IT.

And videos:

[link]

]]> ~corpsecunt http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/14006241/ http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/14006241/ Fri, 03 Aug 2007 19:20:00 PDT
THIS MUST STOP.

If you are not in favour of censorship,and believe artistic expression should have no bounds, you have every right to be pissed off right now. The actions taken by these communities are hypocritical and must be stopped. If you get targeted by this censorship or it hits someone you know, don't take it like a little bitch. Fight back or for all we know, these former "advocates of free speech" will be reduced to hovels where only MySpace photographs and softcore het porn will be acceptable submissions.

]]> ~corpsecunt http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/13961583/ http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/13961583/ Tue, 31 Jul 2007 19:29:36 PDT
Why? Because it's bad, and my style is progressively changing, and I want to clean shit up before I start submitting new material. WHICH THERE IS A LOT OF. So hang in there, loyal watchers.

IF THERE'S ANYTHING YOU REALLY WANT ME TO KEEP, SPEAK NOW OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR COCK.

]]> ~corpsecunt http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/13506058/ http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/13506058/ Wed, 27 Jun 2007 00:38:24 PDT
NecrophiliAugury is updated--with an extra long chapter, and AN EXTRA STEAMY SMUT SCENE to compensate for the hiatus.

WORSHIP MEEEEEEEEEE

]]> ~corpsecunt http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/13233704/ http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/13233704/ Tue, 05 Jun 2007 21:37:02 PDT
]]> ~corpsecunt http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/13183141/ http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/13183141/ Fri, 01 Jun 2007 22:58:58 PDT Shaun of the Dead. You should too.

And look! NEW SHIT! 8D

Crack For Kids is alive and kicking, and should provide much silliness and general raunchiness for all.

As for NecrophiliAugury, the hiatus is still underway but shouldn't last much longer provided I actually kick my writing back into gear.

Until then, ENJOY THE CRACK, IT'S SLICED WITH HEROIN AND PIXIE STICKS

]]> ~corpsecunt http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/13077845/ http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/13077845/ Thu, 24 May 2007 15:27:41 PDT
I'm starting a NEW PROJECT to begin at the end of this month.

Rest assured, NecrophiliAugury will continue, at a more consistent pace than before, but with added updates from this new project as well. If I can swing it, I'll try alternating weekly on both, in terms of art and chapter posts.

As for what this new project is, it's an ongoing doujinshi titled Crack For Kids that will hopefully help shift the focus from my writing to my comic work, which I'm much more serious about. It'll also afford me some practise with Manga Studio Debut, a programme I've just recently acquired. I've waited this long because I wanted enough material prepared to actually post any, which won't be for another few days, given the fact I've been working myself to death.

So...yeah.

And I just realised I haven't sworn once in this post. In that case...I FUCKED YOUR MOM IN THE ASS WITH MY PULSATING SHIT-STAINED COCK

Ahh, that's better.

~C.C.

]]> ~corpsecunt http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/12894468/ http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/12894468/ Wed, 09 May 2007 00:15:55 PDT
Thanks a lot, people. Your comments really helped, whether you believe me or not. Any kind of reassurance is good at a time like this.

And look, crude sexual humour! I'M BACK!

]]> ~corpsecunt http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/12821679/ http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/12821679/ Wed, 02 May 2007 21:20:04 PDT
I'll be back soon. See you all later.

]]> ~corpsecunt http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/12662331/ http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/12662331/ Fri, 20 Apr 2007 00:44:08 PDT
In case you lot haven't noticed, NecrophiliAugury has been on hiatus for some time and will continue to be so until the end of the month. Why? Well, because real life has been a bitch lately, and I haven't had the time or motivation to write what with schoolwork, finals and drama bullshit to deal with. Granted, Augury usually helps me through times like this, and I wish I could act like he does sometimes and not give a fuck, but unfortunately I'm not like that. So yeah. I feel guilty as fuck for doing this to you guys, but...sometimes shit's gotta hit the fan.

Oh yeah, and just to make me feel extra-shitty about it all, another BEAUTIFUL fanart by -----> [link]

And I mean that in a good way, Kyuu~

Anyway, I'll still post art, just no new chapters for a few weeks. Once again, I'm sorry, but I just need to get this schoolwork bullshit over and done with.

LOVE YOU WOULD FUCK YOU

]]> ~corpsecunt http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/12532618/ http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/12532618/ Mon, 09 Apr 2007 22:58:31 PDT
Here are the fanarts I've received sof ar from the awesome, amazing, rapable people who follow my story, NecrophiliAugury. It's been a good eight months since the story took off, and the response it's got is just phenomenal. More than I could have ever hoped for. And there's much more to come~! Not only will we be seeing the end of Augury's story this year, but the start of some of my new projects, which I'm really excited to share. Augury still has much to do before he's out though, so without further ado...FANARTS:

---------> [link]
Augury getting clocked in the face and LOVING it. xD Just adorable~

-------> [link]
She actually drew more than one, but I can't for the life of me find the first one. Where is it, honey? Did you delete it? WRRRY? *cries*

------> [link]
A really lovely realistic Augury, looking VERY girly with a barrette and choker. xD

-----> [link]
A lovely rendition by my sweetheart. She did his clothes so well~!

------> [link]
This one still makes me twitch....down there. *__*

------> [link]
Surprise gift art! So thoughtful and SO DAMN CUTE!

That's it for now, but CHRIST people, KEEP IT COMING! It's so goddamned awesome and makes me feel sooooo good. Like sex, only dry. ;__;

]]> ~corpsecunt http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/12491093/ http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/12491093/ Sat, 07 Apr 2007 02:04:15 PDT
I'm not really sure there's anything that can be done at this point. I just have to tough it out. But life is just such a fucking pain sometimes, you know?

I dunno. I promise I won't post anymore emo journal entries. I'm off to play me records backwards and kill myself. And maybe buy a pair of plastic-rimmed glasses and Doc Martens.

I'm not okaaaaaaay....

]]> ~corpsecunt http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/12343135/ http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/12343135/ Mon, 26 Mar 2007 21:46:39 PDT
Next chapter and fanart culmination next post, probably.

]]> ~corpsecunt http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/12281855/ http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/12281855/ Thu, 22 Mar 2007 09:28:28 PDT
BEST.

MOVIE.

EVER.

Go see it. Or Spartans will rape you in the night.

]]> ~corpsecunt http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/12223571/ http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/12223571/ Sat, 17 Mar 2007 18:52:32 PDT




And you all thought I was such a hardass.

]]> ~corpsecunt http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/12213154/ http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/12213154/ Fri, 16 Mar 2007 23:02:33 PDT
Barely.

Figures I'd have to cut my camping trip short and miss out on my favourite booze due to a massively incapacitating case of strep throat. Seriously....I took a look at it with a flashlight and it looks like its bleeding, which normally would turn me on had it not felt as though someone had taken a cheese grater and lemon juice to it.

I have antibiotics and Kool-Aid now but....

Damn. I wanted that booze.

]]> ~corpsecunt http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/12056128/ http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/12056128/ Sun, 04 Mar 2007 15:34:23 PST
Besides that, HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU PEOPLE? I feel like it's been forever since I've heard from y'all. How're the kids? It's been rough since the divorce, huh? HAPPY ALMOST BIRTHDAY!

Fanart compliation coming soon, maybe later tonight if I get some free time (I'm at work >.> ). To close, let's just say that DEAD SILENCE LOOKS SO FUCKING GOOD I CAN'T WAIT AGGGGH.

~C.C.

]]> ~corpsecunt http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/11941723/ http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/11941723/ Sat, 24 Feb 2007 00:02:50 PST NecrophiliAugury yet.

Go. Go read it. It's GOOD. IT'S ACTUALLY GOOD! fk;hm/fhmfghn;;// kill me now

Anyway, I'm going to be compiling a list of fanarts I've received so far, so anyone who frequents my site can have a second look. That will take time and energy, so it'll probably be up sometime when I actually have both. Which is rare. But I'll try. Really. ;__;

AND NOW, SONGS THAT HELP ME WRITE NECROPHILIAUGURY!

Saint Simon by The Shins:: This is my Augury theme song. You really have to listen to it to get what I mean.

Pussy Willow by Jethro Tull:: It pretty much gets me in the mood to write anything. No idea why. The word "pussy" gets me motivated, I guess.

Possession by Sarah McLachlan:: Augury and Tristan's theme song. The lyrics really come into play later in the story NO THATS' NOT A SPOILER SHADDUP

Pain by Three Days Grace:: WTF this band sucks but it's such an Augury song. Goddamn.

There's probably more than that, but I've spent enough time on this post already. GO READ THE CHAPTER OR I WON'T SPANK YOU.

]]> ~corpsecunt http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/11678119/ http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/11678119/ Sun, 04 Feb 2007 00:02:21 PST

New fanart, new digital art, new NecrophiliAugury art. LICK IT.

*mourns for her aching shoulderblades and influenza*

]]> ~corpsecunt http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/11629270/ http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/11629270/ Tue, 30 Jan 2007 22:09:42 PST
-------->[link]

Just...look at this shit. She drew him better than I do. Just...gghhhuh. *foams at the mouth*

This inspires me to write...like now. And draw. And...give =zephy numerous sexual favours.

*_____________*

]]> ~corpsecunt http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/11580377/ http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/11580377/ Fri, 26 Jan 2007 19:38:01 PST
------->[link]

IIIIIIIII LOOOOOOOOOVEEEE YYYOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU


*cuts out heart and offers to bear bastard children*

]]> ~corpsecunt http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/11562946/ http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/11562946/ Thu, 25 Jan 2007 09:35:57 PST NecrophiliAugury and some exposition of the plot and the theme of the story by the author. ----------->[link]

If you ever were skeptical on what the fuck the story is about then that's the place to go.

]]> ~corpsecunt http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/11545764/ http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/11545764/ Tue, 23 Jan 2007 19:00:30 PST
*cries in a corner*

Oh, and, uh...art soon. Rly. No shittin'. >.>

]]> ~corpsecunt http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/11529559/ http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/11529559/ Mon, 22 Jan 2007 12:21:26 PST The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning last night. It was mediocre at best, but I just can't go by without saying that I FUCKING LOVE LEATHERFACE. He's so cute.... I wanna make little leatherface babies with him....

So yeah, I'll post actual art soon, rly.

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My cosplay photos are now being hosted at ~vestiphilia. There aren't many up there yet, but OH THERE WILL BE.

And I know you all want to see me whore myself out as Sasuke.

]]> ~corpsecunt http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/11400222/ http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/11400222/ Thu, 11 Jan 2007 16:25:03 PST

I GOT MORE FANART!

This time from my lovely, beautiful, tasty lady -------> [link]

KEEP ME COMING, MY BITCHES.

In other news, since I just returned from Ohayocon and am loaded with goodies, I'm going to be opening up a new account for my cosplay photos. I'm nearly done eith editing and Photoshopping and all that shenanigans so it should be up and running soon. They're all deliciously naughty and somewhat on crack, so I'm sure you'll all enjoy them.

EDIT: kthkfgjfd,hgdfj''//mm THERE'S EVEN MORE.

By ----------> [link]

GODDAMNIT PEOPLE I CAN ONLY SQUIRT SO MUCH.

]]> ~corpsecunt http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/11293063/ http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/11293063/ Tue, 02 Jan 2007 19:14:03 PST Tokyo Babylon is the best manga ever written and X/1999 is almost as good and if you haven't read either than you are dead to me.

....So go read them.

]]> ~corpsecunt http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/11223423/ http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/11223423/ Thu, 28 Dec 2006 13:55:30 PST
WHY PEOPLE, WHY? I SUCK, I REALLY DO. ;______;

Anyway, first semi-realistic tablet drawing of mah baby, Augury. It really blows, but I'm just getting used to the pen and how it works, and with layers n' such.

ANYWAY, YOU PEOPLE ARE INSANE, AND I LOVE YOU SOOOO DAMN MUCH FOR IT.

*oral sex ensues*

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And, uhh, commemorative art coming soon. CAUSE YOU'RE ALL AWESOME AND I'D FUCK ALL OF YOU HARD AND FAST LIKE GREASY LIGHTNING.

]]> ~corpsecunt http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/11144868/ http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/11144868/ Thu, 21 Dec 2006 23:35:48 PST NecrophiliAugury that DOESN'T SUCK! *cheers*

Oh, and, another pic of me. Still fugly.

~C.C.

]]> ~corpsecunt http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/11087482/ http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/11087482/ Sat, 16 Dec 2006 19:32:00 PST
Yeah, so Twilight Princess is fucking awesome. Utterly worth the blood, sweat and gasoline that was spent in my quest to acquire it. I will tolerate negative comments against Wal-Mart NO LONGER. :E

Anyway, PUSHING 2,000 PAGEVIEWS PEOPLE! ;__; Fucking incredible. This time I'd like to ask for people's opinions on what I should do for the next commemorative piece. I want to start pushing the focus away from fanart and back into NecrophiliAugury, so bear that in mind if you have any suggestions. I'd love to hear anything you lovely little nutters have to offer.

ONE MORE HALF HOUR TO GO BEFORE WORK IS OVER AND ZELDA BECOMES MY BITCH.

~C.C.

]]> ~corpsecunt http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/10987253/ http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/10987253/ Thu, 07 Dec 2006 18:15:15 PST
Some quality entertainment for all------> [link]

*slaps hands with *

If you're wondering about the artwork in question, it's this indescribably beautiful piece by .

Really, I usually don't wank, but when people insult beautiful artwork with senseless comments like that I just get incensed. :E

]]> ~corpsecunt http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/10958113/ http://corpsecunt.deviantart.com/journal/10958113/ Tue, 05 Dec 2006 15:37:06 PST MASTURBATE TO ME.

Anyway, new chapter. IT SUCKS CLIT THOUGH. *cries*

EDIT: For anyone who actually gives a fat fuck about my Favourites gallery, don't ask about the random splooge of SSBM Marth/Roy. 'Cause Marth so wants to pound Roy's 12-year-old ass. MMMM THEIR LOVE IS SO IRRATIONAL.

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