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        <pubDate>Mon, 21 Dec 2009 05:02:57 PST</pubDate>        
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                <title>Deep Thoughts For Those Who Take Life Way Too Seri</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 13 Mar 2007 05:18:37 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ 1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.<br />
2. A day without sunshine is like night.<br />
3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.<br />
4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.<br />
5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.<br />
6. Remember, half the people you know are below average.<br />
7. He who laughs last thinks slowest.<br />
8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.<br />
9. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.<br />
10. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.<br />
11. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.<br />
12. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.<br />
13. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.<br />
14. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.<br />
15. OK, so what's the speed of dark?<br />
16. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.<br />
17. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.<br />
18. Every one has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.<br />
19. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?<br />
20. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines<br />
21. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?<br />
22. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.<br />
23. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?<br />
24. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, "What the fuck happened?"<br />
25. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.<br />
26. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.<br />
27. Life isn't like a box of chocolates . . it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~crazy-mojo</author>
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                <title>not feeling like myself</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 15 Aug 2006 19:53:37 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Here I sit, surrounded by negative dark energies. I keep most of it out, but occasionally one scores a hit. I try to stay positive for those around me, my positivity can mean all the difference to some. ]]></description>
                <author>~crazy-mojo</author>
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                <title>Kitties</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 06 Apr 2006 14:35:28 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ some of the worlds cutest kitties<br />
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<a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v474/moonlitday/Baby%20kitties/">[link]</a><br />
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and they are looking for homes if anybody is local enough to want one let me know I'll get you a contact as they are not actually my kitties ]]></description>
                <author>~crazy-mojo</author>
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                <title>Once more into the breach</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 10 Mar 2006 07:48:48 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ And once again out of the mist returns a man - me<br />
Came in to check my dev-watch stuff - some interesting stuff waiting for me<br />
DA apparently wants me too expose myself ... bad idea NOBODY wants to see that LOL<br />
work as always is my own personal ring of hell<br />
Luckily I have people I work with regularily who make the day a bit more bearable<br />
Karate training as alway - a good thing, hoping to grade to 5th Kyu soon (Purple)<br />
not so much looking forward to that ... I mean how intimidating is the color purple anyway?<br />
Brown and black just saying them sound somewhat intimidating<br />
might as well have a pink belt in there somewhere <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="=)" title="=) (Smile)" /><br />
oh well brown isn't that far away. ]]></description>
                <author>~crazy-mojo</author>
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                <title>Oh my what a Day I'm having</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 09 Mar 2005 12:18:35 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well to start off I had to go to work,  which is by definition Vile. But I also  Had a Doctors appointment today so I am  at work an hour and need to leave for  the appointment, normally a good thing  but because I dot delayed on a work  issue I was out late getting there even  later earning myself a 'you do know  your appointment wa for 10:15 right?'  from his receptioninst. So from there I  proceed to sit in the waiting area for  almost 2 hours before I am sent to an  exam room where I sit in my fundaroos  for another 30-45 mins before I am told  Doctor was called to the hospital and  they would have to reschedule me (for  the end of the month I might add) so by  this time it is lunch time so since I  am close by head home to make myself  some lunch (Thank goodness for Chef  Boyardee) pet my Cats, pet the Dog,  then proceed to drive my GF to work  before heading back to mine in an  attempt to save her from having to take  a cab. Nice of me? not so much ... for  quick background info for the last 6  months my Gas Gage has been not working  all the time, it has now apparently  started giving me false readings  because I ran out of Gas about Half way  to My GF place of work, luckily close  to a firnds home but he is not home so  after sending my GF and her mother off  in a Cab to be sure she gets to work on  time, I walk to my friends get his Gas  Can, which I may add is in a shed in  his back yard with semi deep snow in  between, snow I fell through and nailed  my knee off a buried planter pot ...  wunnerful my knee is still semi swollen  and throbbing and I have Karate later  tonight ... anyway I get the Can  luckily his Father is upstairs who  drives me to the Gas station then back  to my Car I get it going and head back  to work where I am now hoping to keep  my Sanity for whats left of my shift  facing a very slowly shrinking 37 phone  calls waiting to be taken ... lord  please kill me now ... and my Day  continues ... ]]></description>
                <author>~crazy-mojo</author>
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                <title>Whas goin on</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2004 02:49:55 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I return from hibernation to make a  comment or two, those you who know me  you are NOT seeing things I AM actually  here <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/l/laughing.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":laughing:" title="Laughing" /> those of you who don't know me  ... don't care ... why should you ...  you don't know me <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/l/laughing.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":laughing:" title="Laughing" /><br />
I try to come n I really do, but the  last time I was in all of my posts  seemed to have vanished then they were  back but a good portion are still MIA  and now most of my favorites have  vanished too now because of the  policies of this site one of my favored  artists is either leaving the site or  contemplating it, really what is the  point of having a profile on this site  if my work and the work of others I  personally choose as favs is not intact  when I return to this place. <br />
don't get me wrong I like the changes  to the se tries really hard to ite ...  easier to navigate but are these  changes why things seem to be coming up  lost? if so that is bad mmm kay<br />
I am off again nothing else to say I  guess, hmm follow ups on life, I am  working again, same job new company ...  tired of it as always but not  completely raging insane from it ...  yet. Getting marrie ... at some point  have not decided when for sure only  time and $$ will tell, best part is it  is to a real girl ... one  didn't even  have to pay or hold at gunpoint either <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/l/laughing.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":laughing:" title="Laughing" />  she loves me for my insanity not in  spite of it and she tries really hard  to deal with my work rage and for the  most part is sucessfull in that task. I  don't know what I'd do without her. she  likes to write so she may even end upon  DA at some point anywho I am gonna run  now and as always make my customary  hollow vow to try and be in more ... no  really I mean it ... I will try ... if  I can ]]></description>
                <author>~crazy-mojo</author>
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