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my friend had problems most of his life, and well he was into drugs and was a racists but he was still a good friend, he even lived in the same house i did not to long ago.. this news was shocking and well he will be missed

he would have been 20 next month

David B. Smith

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my friend had problems most of his life, and well he was into drugs and was a racists but he was still a good friend, he even lived in the same house i did not to long ago.. this news was shocking and well he will be missed

he would have been 20 next month

David B. Smith

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im working at the me n eds over at tower district as a driver those around here know what im talkin bout. secondly my breaks need to be changed but thats small..

i have brawl reserved just need 45 bucks... um what else.. my grandma is still dead i named my demon fredrick um let me think. my classes are going fine i think i will have film as my minor.. i dunno it sounds fun plus i have that script im writing.

um what else diary of the dead is coming out this friday and im gonna go see it. but with who you may ask with a female friend named Whitney shes awesome, though of course im not completely sure what she thinks of me though shes told me she thinks im awesome.. but yeah i love zombie movies and so does she. so yeah its great and i feal good when im around her

well hmm if theres anything else im forgeting its this today the co creator of dnd died.. may you rest in peace mr E. Gary Gygax,
well thats it from me tonight imaginary friends. and oh yes my rp updates.


ok starwars on hiatus..
modern writing a new one no paranormal cept aliens
future on hiatus.. have an idea not sure where to go with it
dnd.. currently doing als, waiting for david to come back.. um i have one written just need to finish it up. oh yes before i forget again

vampires> werewolves
Knights> samurai
chivalry> bushido
pc> mac
europe> asia
pirate> ninja
and well you get the idea good night every body or good morning

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Rules of the game
*Chose a singer/band/group.
*Answer using ONLY titles of songs.
*Tag 6 more people (don't forget to let them know they've been tagged )

i refuse to random selection of music

1. Are you male or female?
drown- smashing pumpkins

2.Describe yourself:
in secret love we drown- cradle of filth

3.What do people feel when they're around you?
disaster blaster- white zombie [ i blast disasters ]

4.How would you describe your previous relationship?
some say the devil is dead - the wolfe tones

5.Describe your current relationship:
ferryland sealer- great big sea

6.Where would you want to be now?
uinited states - smashing pumpkins [um.. i live there]

7.How do you feel about love?
suck my kiss- red hot chilli peppers [um.....]]

8.What's your life like?
hoochie coochie man - muddy waters

9.What would you ask for if you had only one wish?
sweet dreams- marilyn manson

10.Say something wise:
maggot brain- funkadelic [yes oh so wise


NOW I TAG: my imaginary friends behind the screen

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Maxine Parrish
9/7/32-01/30/08

you will be missed

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so from that let me get to news, well im doing city once again gonna be there for awhile, looking for another job and what not... ok rant time


first of all people i am a socialist ok i think capitalism blows due to several factors for one its the only one i know that makes it hard to get out of the black... second is well hmmm captialism causes people to work against each other..

now secondly i dont believe in love.. wait let me rephrase that i do... but i dont believe in love at first sight and well it sickens me when people marry after only being together for a few months.. i believe that love must be earned and thats why couples who go on and on about love sicken me...


thirdly im further on godsfallen and making a steampunk d20 rp.. hmm i've noticed there not as fun if theres lots of people playing maybe its why i dont like mmorpgs


lets see another hmmm i am a pirate screw the riaa.. but let me get this straight if i like the band i will buy a cd, and speaking of pirates they sare so much better then ninjas.. prove to me there not... and im not talking fucking anime stuff....

oh yes and another movies.. ok one juno is a fucking good movie see it now i demand it and well cloverfield vastly dissapointing it sickened me the characters were stupid and one dimensional and the camera shook way to much.. hmm oh and speaking of movies i am currently writing a script.. and helping edit a friends book...

remember folks i have a bunch of comic ideas so i can help if your not sure what to draw


and till i can remember what else i want to rant about i must bid you adieu

]]> ~d-teh-vampire http://d-teh-vampire.deviantart.com/journal/16525032/ http://d-teh-vampire.deviantart.com/journal/16525032/ Tue, 22 Jan 2008 16:51:29 PST 2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn’t make sense. NO CHEATING!
4. Tag 5 people.
5. With the answers, give your own comments on how it relates to the questions.

HOW ARE YOU FEELING TODAY?
them and us- Bad Religion
hmm maybe i feal like choosing sides today

WILL YOU GET FAR IN LIFE?
spam song- monty python
um well i guess i will go as far as spam

HOW DO YOUR FRIENDS SEE YOU?
heart of gold- neil young
sweet well people see me as easy to get along with and awesome

WILL YOU GET MARRIED?
war pigs - Black Sabbath
hmm well i guess thats a no, or lest it will be a dark day when it happens

WHAT IS YOUR BEST FRIEND'S THEME SONG?
two lane blacktop- rob zombie
hmm maybe cause i have more then one

WHAT IS THE STORY OF YOUR LIFE?
hellsing theme
well its catchy and goes with an awesome series

WHAT IS HIGH SCHOOL LIKE?
living dead girl- rob zombie
eh glad its finally dead

HOW CAN YOU GET AHEAD IN LIFE?
dirty frank- pearl jam
guess live life as i have been or something like that

WHAT IS THE BEST THING ABOUT YOUR FRIENDS?
roxanne - the police
um guess there prostitutes or something

WHAT IS IN STORE FOR THIS WEEKEND?
holy mountains- system of a down
well last weekend i went under a self realization

THE BEST THING TO DESCRIBE YOUR GRANDPARENTS?
hatredcopter- dethklok
um... they fuel my hatred copter

HOW IS YOUR LIFE GOING?
mediocre minds- bad religion
well i guess its well mediocre at best

WHAT SONG WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
bettlejuice theme- danny elfman
fuck yeah damn right thats my funeral song

HOW DOES THE WORLD SEE YOU?
sexual power trip(one big lie)- blue october
... i swear i speak the truth.. or maybe its cause i put a happy front and am really screwed up inside

WILL YOU HAVE A HAPPY LIFE?
angel of death- slayer
... um fuck maybe if something changes in the world

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS REALLY THINK OF YOU?
crawling- linkin park
um... right well i guess they see me getting under there skin

DO PEOPLE SECRETLY LUST AFTER YOU?
the logical song- super tramp
... that doesnt answer anything guess logically yes

HOW CAN I MAKE MYSELF HAPPY?
im leavin' now=- johnny cash
guess means if i want to be happy i will have to leave

WHAT SHOULD YOU DO WITH YOUR LIFE?
decomposing composers- monty python
guess live my life respecting those who died

WILL YOU EVER HAVE CHILDREN?
you really got me- the kinks
maybe i dunno who can say

IF A MAN IN A VAN OFFERED YOU CANDY, WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
carry on my wayward son- kansas
well guess id tell him to be on his way and try a differnt way of life

WHAT IS YOUR DEEP DARK SECRET?
nikita- elton john
um << >> yeah

WHAT IS YOUR MORTAL ENEMY'S THEME SONG?
fuel- metallica
its cause he needs fuel to hate me [[or she cause i can only think of fenakes who hate me]]

WHAT IS YOUR PERSONALITY LIKE?
leave before the lights come on-- arctic monkeys
maybe it has something to do with my mind

well some dont make sense oh wells

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IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool...
7. When you're finished tag some other people to do it!

Opening Credits:
closing time- semisonic (ok)

Waking Up:
your evil shadow has a cup of tea-- lemon demon

First Day at School:
christmas time is here-- richard cheese

Falling in Love:
metal gear solid theme--ddr remix

Fight Song:
termentor-- dimmu borgir

Breaking Up:
analyse-- thom yorke

Prom:
A walk -- Bad religion

Mental Breakdown:
i walk the line-- johnny cash

Driving:
i get by with a little help from my friends--beatles

Flashback:
sugar mountain -- neil young

Getting Back Together:
Reckless -- papa roach

Wedding:
Lorelei-- styx

Birth of Child:
don't stop me now -- queen

Final Battle:
this wheel's on fire-- the byrds

Death Scene:
stand inside your love- smashing pumpkins

Funeral Song:
ode to a superheros - weird al.. hot damn

End Credits:
its alright, ma (i'm only bleeding)

hmm intriuiging.. hmm i dunno who to tag any body i guess

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alright, first of all i got the job im working at the mervyns at the sierra vista mall in clovis, drop by and say hello, oh lets see i saw i am legend it was good, and i have a few things to say, river park is a waste of electricity 3am and all the lights are on, humanity is going down the shit hole you see a bunch of kids standing round a a car hood open and hazards on and you just nook dont ask to help.. oh and thanks random guy who gave us a jump, and you people who honked whilst we push screw you, that and hey apparntly its illegal to cover your face... thats an inventation to cover my face as much as possible thank you post 9/11 america well in other news i need some help with gods fallen note me for info, its a dnd world based were the gods are dead, im also working on a future world. in other news im single still going to college and carless, oh and yes if any body is interested in playing dnd with some people let me know, wel good night merry holidays and all that jazz

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alright it worked... your off the hook for now

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1. Choose a few of your own characters. Five at the most.
2. Make them answer the following questions.
3. Then tag three people.
4. Feel free to go ahead and add some questions yourself!!

Ourian: well hello there
Jim: *trips* owww.. im fine
Mikal: greetings
E-45: ...
ourian:damn machine... *smacks E-45*
E-45: hello

1. Boy or girl?
Ourian: im all male
Jim: a boy
Mikal: male
E-45: ....do i even have a gender.. my model is male...


2. How old are you horrid lot?
Ourian: 26
Jim: im 23
Mikal: horrid lot.. know i don't want to answer the question..
Ourian: just answer it...
mikal: 750 yrs old
E-45: .. i was built 4 years ago

3. Life expectancy?

Ourian: ill live forever naw.. bout my eighties
Jim: um... well.. hmm i guess bout the same as his
Mikal: hmm not too sure
E-45: when i get turned off

4: Heights?

Ourian: 6'4" yeah you know you want me
Mikal: oh please
Jim: bout 5'10
Mikal: 6'6
E-45: 8' 2.45 inches, i could more exact
all: no don't

5: Jobs?

Ourian:what ever comes around
mikal: your a bloody thief
ourian: i run a legitimate business, not unlike you, jobless bum
mikal:my profession is to learn the secrets of the universe. you..
Jim: *shakes head* well i captain a pirate ship
E-45: my job is what my master tells me to
Jim: whos your master
E-45: error, new job find master

6. Favourite color:

Ourian: the colour of money.. or violet... shut your mouth mikal
Jim: i have a thing for red
Mikal: grey
E-45:... theres colours.... optics only see black and white

7. Favourite Food:

Ourian: Chicken fried steak
Jim: clam chowder
Mikal: peaches
E-45: is... fuel food
jim: maybe?

8. Favourite Icecream?

Ourian:rocky road
Jim: strawberries for mes
Mikal: a nice sorbet
E-45: ...
Jim: guys i think hes offline again

9. Have you Killed anyone?

Ourian: yep
Jim: sortof
Mikal: plenty of times
E-45: ...
Ourian:*smacks E-45* "have you killed any body
E-45:no... no logged kills

10 ... Do you... HATE anyone.

Ourian: ... well i did hate my brother
Jim: why hate
Mikal: i'm hateing these questions
E-45: what is hate

11. do you have any secrets

Ourian: well... i actually protect people at night
Jim: i... have no idea what the hell im doing captianing a ship
Mikal: my lovers are male
E-45: ...i really couldn't tell you


13. Do you Love anyone?
Ourian: my wife, may she rest in peace, and my daughter
Jim: awww, well my sister and my neice
Mikal: ive only loved a few, espieclay my darling Nika
E-45: ... Love?...

14. What do you do to relax?

Ourian: .... um screw with people
Jim: i like watching the waves
Mikal: a nice book
E-45: i work
Jim: that defeats the point

15. Alright... Now what?
Ourian: .. can i sell you this fine watch

16. wait what... ?
Mikal: just return it to him
ourian: oh fine
Jim: i need to get back to my crew
e-45: work needs to be done
mikal: i need to go manipulate some people
ourian: and i need to sell these things i found

17:what things.. why is there a draft.and why is it dark. any body hello...
no answer

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]]> ~d-teh-vampire http://d-teh-vampire.deviantart.com/journal/15196692/ http://d-teh-vampire.deviantart.com/journal/15196692/ Wed, 24 Oct 2007 01:56:02 PDT IF U R NOT FROM CALIFORNIA, DON'T EVEN BOTHER DOING THIS.

1. Where do you live in California? Area code?
fresno/clovis 559

2. Northern or Southern California?
central valley bitches

3. What CA major cities have you been to?
san jose, sacramento, san diego, la, fresno.. yes its a major city.

4. How long have you lived in California?
my whole life

5. What do you think of Arnold?
hes the governator.. what can i do

6. Does it snow where you live?
ha your funny that answer is no

nopes

8. Whats your favorite city in CA?
san diego

9. Do you think California is too popular?
it don't live up to the hype

10. Does anything suck about California?
smog, heat

11. Have you ever been to an In-N-Out?
yes there good

12. How many Mexicans are where you live?
tons, and im friends with a bunch too

13. Asians?
lots of those too

14. Ever been to LA?
Yeah it sucks

15. Ever seen the Hollywood sign?
nopes

16. How close do you live to Oregon?
um ten hours 11 hours dunno

17. Nevada?
oh um bout 5 6 hours

18. Arizona?
hmm round let see... 8 9 hours

19. Ever been to the Pacific Ocean?
yeps

20. Did you know that California is the first state to ever reach a trillion dollars?
really?

21. About how many people live in your city?
under a million prolly over if you add fresno and clovis pop together.. we have more people then Sacramento

22. Ever been to the Sundial Bridge?
nope

23. What's your favorite CA team?
hmm, raiders for football, and the kings for basketball.. baseball sorry im a red sox's fan

24. Ever tasted wine from Napa?
i don't like wine

25. Ever been to San Francisco?
yeah

26. Ever seen a celebrity in CA?
yes.. um the guy who played jaws.. and a few others

27. Have you seen a Redwood tree?
i own one.. i do.. graduation present, my grandpa adopted one for me

28. Did you know that some movies in CA are shown before any other state?
duh.. its mainly la though

29. Would you ever leave California?
someday

30. What's the best amusement park?
six flags.. hands down

31. Which state do you think competes against CA?
um... hmmm... shit.. cali can become its own country

32. What are some major high sport rivalries in CA?
football here atleast

33. Does Interstate 5 go through your town?
um no i don't think so.. but we got what i do belive turns into the i5

34. What's the highest temperature you've experienced?
117

35. Ever been to Lake Tahoe?
not sure

36. Whats the population of CA?
well over a mil

37. What county do you live in?
fresno

38. Do you agree with this statement:
California, we have more plastic than your Honda.
bull shit celebrities aint people.. ok some are but well i dont count them

39. Are you proud to be a Californian?
eh for the most part

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Have you:
1. Smoked. [x]
2. Consumed alcohol. [x]
3. Slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex. [x]
4. Slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex. [x]
5. Kissed someone of the same sex. [x]
6. Had sex. [ ]
7. Had someone in your room other than family. [x]
8. Watched porn. [x]
9. Bought porn. [ ]
10. Done drugs. [x]

TOTAL SO FAR: 8

1. Taken painkillers. [x]
2. Taken someone else's prescription medicine. [x]
3. Lied to your parents. [x]
4. Lied to a friend. [x]
5. Been to rehab. [ ]
6. Done something illegal. [x]
7. Cut yourself. [x]
8. Hurt someone. [x]
9. Been to a club. [ ]
10. Seen someone die. [ ]

TOTAL SO FAR: 15

1. Missed curfew. [x]
2. Stayed out all night. [x]
3. Eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself. [ ]
4. Been to a therapist. [x]
5. Snuck out of the house. [x]
6. Dyed your hair. [x]
7. Received a ticket. [x] first day i had my car
8. Been in an accident. [x]
9. Wished someone to die. [x]
10. Been to a bar. [x]

TOTAL SO FAR: 24

1. Been to a wild party. [ ]
2. Been to a Mardi Gras parade. [ ]
3. Drank more than four beers in a night. [ ]
4. Had a spring break in Florida. [ ]
5. Sniffed anything. [x]
6. Wore black nail polish. [ ]
7. Wore arm bands. [x]
8. Wore t-shirts with band names. [x]
9. Listened to rap. [x]
10. Owned a 50 Cent CD. [ ]

TOTAL SO FAR: 28

1. Dressed Gothic. [x]
2. Dressed prep.[ ]
3. Dressed punk. [ ]
4. Dressed grunge. [x]
5. Stole something. [x]
6. Been too drunk to remember anything. [ ]
7. Blacked out. [x]
8. Fainted. [ ]
9. Had a crush on a neighbor. [x]

TOTAL SO FAR: 33

1. Snuck into someone else's room. [x]
2. Had a crush on your friend. [x]
3. Been to a concert. [x]
4. Dry-humped someone. [x]
5. Been called a slut. [ ]
6. Called someone a slut. [x]
7. Installed speakers in your car. [ ]
8. Broken a mirror. [x]
9. Showered at someone of the opposites sex's house. [ ]
10. Brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush. [ ]

TOTAL SO FAR: 39

1. Consider/considered Ludacris your favorite rapper. [ ]
2. Seen an R-rated movie in theater. [x]
3. Cruised the mall. [x]
4. Skipped school. [x]
5. Had surgery. [ ]
6. Had an injury. [x]
7. Gone to court. [ ]
8. Walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping. [ ]
9. Caught something on fire. [x]
10. Lied about your age. [x]

TOTAL SO FAR: 45

1. Owned/rented an apartment. [ ]
2. Broke the law in the police's presence. [ ]
3. Made out with someone who had a gf/bf. [ ]
4. Got in trouble with the police. [x]
5. Talked to a stranger. [x]
6. Hugged a stranger. [x]
7. Kissed a stranger. [ ]
8. Rode in the car with a stranger. [x]
9. Been harassed. [x]
10. Been verbally harassed. [x]

TOTAL SO FAR: 51

1. Met face-to-face with someone you met online. [ ]
2. Stayed online for 5 hours straight. [x]
3. Talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight. [x]
4. Watched TV for 5 hours straight. [x]
5. Been to a fair. [x]
6. Been called a bad influence. [x]
7. Drink and drive. [ ]
8. Prank-called someone. [x]
9. Laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex. [x]
10. Cheated on a test. [ ]

TOTAL SO FAR: 55

-If You Have Less Then 10..write [I'm a Goody Goody.]
-If You Have More Than 10..write [I'm still a goody goody.]
-If You Have more Than 20..write [I'm average.] - Well that's fairly safe I suppose xD
-If You Have More Than 30..write [I'm a bad kid.]
-If You have more than 40..write [I'm a very bad influence.]
-If You Have more than 50..write [I'm a horrible person.]

huh... they didn't seem that bad

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1. What is your best friend's Dad/Step Dad's name?
um would help if i had a best friend

2. Whats your favorite type of cheese?
pepper jack

3. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had?
wieliki

4. Have you ever made out in a movie theater?
nopes... i dont do well relationshiply

5. What body part do you wash first in the shower?
hands... then hair

6. Do you have any piercings?
none want the eyebrows

7. What's your fav. childhood movie?
the lion king

8. Do you have an innie or an outtie?
outtie down below innie in my belly

9. What's your favorite flavored Pringles?
... um kind i can eat

10. Have you ever been tied up?
yes i have

11. What was the worst thing you ever got grounded for?
um... theft

12. What's your favorite animal cracker?
the rhinoe

13. Have you ever had two dates in one night?
,..... it help to have one

14. How many times have you been cursed out?
once or twice

15. Which shoe do you put on first?
... never payed attention

17. Have you ever been to a gay bar?
nopes

18. Have you ever had friends with benefits?
nopes

19. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common?
hmmm i really couldnt say

20. Did you french kiss before you were 16?
yes i have


21. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting?
...hm what the hells a snipe

22. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep?
um well... uh.....

23. Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you?
nope nope nope

24. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel ever again, which would you rather?
um never wash towels... i live in fresno drip dry... woo

25. Have you ever found anything in your parents' bedroom that was questionable?
... no..unless i blocked it out

26. What was your childhood nickname?
B

27. When is the last time you played the air guitar?
um today..and it was an air bass

28. Have you ever peeked in the opposite sexes room?
ive walked into em

29. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving?
um cuss at some guy in LA.. or crash

30. Have you ever bitten your toenail?
yeps

31. How do you normally eat your oreo cookies?
various complicated ritualistic ways

33. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others.
..sing

36. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk?
never actlly gotten that far

37. Have you ever sniffed an animal's butt?
.. no comment

39. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper?
i fold... yeah im ocd

41. Do you have any strange phobias?
hmm..loss of brain power.

42. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
i cheerio

43. What is the stupidest thing you've ever done at a bar?
um walk into it.. it hurt

44. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted? well its complicated

45. Have you ever called your love interest by another girl/guys name?
... nopes

46. Have you ever gotten caught farting while on a date?
well never actually been on an official date

47. Have you ever played naked twister?
nopes

48. Have you ever been drunk at work/school?
dumbass... for asking that

49. Have you ever found your date's/lover's brother or sister more nopes

50. How many Bryce's do you know?
through my life 2... one in my math class... and the other was a flippin retarded sack o crap

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seriously my favorite quote: i'm going to smoke you

oh so many good quotes... its wonderful

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ninjas or pirates

goblins or kobolds

knights or samurai

Bushido or chivalry

communism or capitalism

anarchy or fascism

robot or zombie

werewolf or vampire

cake or pie

oranges or apples

cake or death

marvel or dc

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]]> ~d-teh-vampire http://d-teh-vampire.deviantart.com/journal/14417662/ http://d-teh-vampire.deviantart.com/journal/14417662/ Thu, 30 Aug 2007 21:41:07 PDT Step 2: Post the first line from the first 30 songs that play, no matter how embarassing.
Step 3: Bold out the songs when someone guesses correctly.
Step 4: Looking them up on Google or any other search engine is CHEATING!
( Please don't cheat >.< )

1. People try to put us d-down (talkin bout my generation)
2. Dawn is a feeling, a beautiful ceiling
3. crawling in my skin these words will not heal
4. You know your mama and your daddy
5. valley girl, she's a valley girl
6. Well Im love struck baby I must confess
7. Days like this, I dont know what to do with myself
8. In the misty morning, on the edge of time
9. My my, hey hey, Rock and roll is here to stay
10. I saw her there from afar
11. I have to block out thoughts of you so I don’t lose my head
12. Here is a story about a sinner
13. What in the hell is the matter with me when I look around?
14. Bombs rain down like heaven's tears
15. He was just a workin' man
16. Earl had a baby, baby was her name
17. Yo, I'll tell ya what I want, what I really really want
18. give me a ticket for an aeroplane
19. was down the local disco getting' off with this girl
20. I'll make a shoehorn outta your shin
21. Come walk with me through endless time
22. Who in their lifetime is good on Earth
23. We sail through endless skies
24. I'm an engine driver
25. Ein kleiner Wunsch
26. Right now, I am an Anti-Christ
27. hold on tight
28. Coming to me in the morning, leaving me at night.
29. Ravens land upon her hair
30. Belinda was mine 'til the time that I found her

good luck.. oh and i don't count talking before songs part of the lyric

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Clovis East High School Class of 2007

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1. are you in love?:
no love is fiction

2. do you have a bf/gf?:
nope

3. are you talking to anyone right now?
shannon on aim

4. are you bored?:
a bit

5. are you German?:
yep quite a bit

6. are you Irish?:
yep

7. are you Asian?:
nope

8. are you Italian?:
nope


9. are your parents still married?:
never were and there not together

10. do you like someone right now?:
yes

TEN FACTS.
1. hometown:
clovis

2. hair color: currently?
brown

3. height:
6' and 6'2"

4. hair style:
um...... shortish

5. eye color:
greenish blue

6. birthday:
3-11-89

7. mood:
mehness, excited pathfinder later

9. Are u available:
for what im available for just bout anything

10. lefty/righty:
right

TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE.

1. have you ever been in love:
not love only lust

2. do you believe in love?:
not really

3. why did your last relationship fail?:
um its a long story and i regret it

4. have you ever been heartbroken?:
sort of

5. have you ever broken someone's heart?:
truthfully i dont know

6. have you had more than 10 girlfriends/boyfriends?:
um can someone say bigimy way misspelled

7. have you ever liked someone but never told them?:
yes i have

8. are you afraid of commitment?:
um isnt every guy

9. have you kissed someone within the last week?:
no

10. have you ever had a secret admirer?:
not that i know of

TEN THINGS:

1. love or lust?:
lust

2. hard liquor or beer?:
liquer

3. cats or dogs?:
cats

4: 1 best friend or 10 regular friends?:
10 regular

5. television or internet?:
intranet

6. pepsi or coke?
pepsi

7. wild night out or romantic night in?:
night in


8. black or white?:
black

9. night or day?:
night

10. aim or phone?:
aim i hate the phone


TEN HAVE Y0U EVERS.

1. been caught sneaking out?:
sorta

2. skinny dipped?:
yep ^-^

3. done something you regret:
yes


4. bungee jumped?:
noop


5. been on a house boat?:
no but pontoon

6. finished an entire jaw breaker?:
yes

7. wanted SOMEBODY so badly it hurt?:
no never

8. wanted an ex bf/gf back?:
yes

9. cried because you lost a pet?:
yes i have

10.dissapeared?:
actully thats what this one quiz said howd i die most likly

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well in other enws i just read that nepals civil war is over woo7

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well i'm updating this my mom talked with me. she agrees that my step dad and my dad are both asses so yeah....

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10.Pirates are taller then ninjas
9.Pirates can grow facial hair, Ninjas cannot.
8.pirates get the ladies
7.pirates will get any ninja job done whilst being drunk
6.pirates drink and eat lots of eating
5.pirates aren't worried about looks
4.pirates don't need chi to kill someone
3.pirates have parrots
2.pirates never get seasick
1.and sure ninjas are dexterius on land but on a boat its awhole differnt land ]]> ~d-teh-vampire http://d-teh-vampire.deviantart.com/journal/10105938/ http://d-teh-vampire.deviantart.com/journal/10105938/ Sun, 17 Sep 2006 21:04:25 PDT ~d-teh-vampire http://d-teh-vampire.deviantart.com/journal/9956902/ http://d-teh-vampire.deviantart.com/journal/9956902/ Sun, 03 Sep 2006 22:24:55 PDT ~d-teh-vampire http://d-teh-vampire.deviantart.com/journal/9921082/ http://d-teh-vampire.deviantart.com/journal/9921082/ Thu, 31 Aug 2006 16:37:18 PDT
[X] i have walked into a glass/screen door.

[X] i have tripped on my shoelace and fallen on my face.

[X] i have choked on my own spit.

[ ] ive seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.

[ ] i type only with my pointer fingers.

[X] i have accidently caught something on fire.

[ ] ive told a cop to freak off and gotten screwed for it.

[X] i attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidently went into my nose, rather than my mouth.

[X] sometimes when i think of something funny, i laugh out loud and people look at me weird.

[X] ive caught myself drooling.

[X] ive accidently caused an explosion.

[ ] if someone says the word "fart", i cant help but laugh.

[ ] ive turned into a "do not enter" one way road plenty of times.

[X] sometimes i just stop thinking & zone out.

[ ] it is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow.

[ ] i just tried to lick my elbow.

[X] people often shake their heads and walk away from me.

[X] people often tell me to use my "inside voice".

[ ] gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.

[X] ive used my fingers to do simple math.

[x] ive jumped off a moving vehicle.

[X] i ate a bug for $5 or less.

[X] im taking this test when i should be doing something more important.

[ ] i repost chain letters because im scared of what they threaten will happen if i dont.

[ ] ive done some things really stupid while i was drunk.

[ ] ive ran around naked when i was drunk.

[ ] ive ran into a golfcart tire when i was drunk

[X] ive searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.

[X] i accidently break a lot of things.

[ ] my friends know not to use big words around me.

[ ] my friends like me because im fun to laugh at.

[ ] i move my head to the side when im confused.

[X] sometimes i start telling a story and suddenly forget what im talking about.

[X] ive fallen out of my chair before.

[X] when im laying in bed, i sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.

total score [20]

Once you get your answer multiply by three and repost as "I'm __% retarded".

I am 60% retarded ]]> ~d-teh-vampire http://d-teh-vampire.deviantart.com/journal/9719831/ http://d-teh-vampire.deviantart.com/journal/9719831/ Mon, 14 Aug 2006 00:41:02 PDT
-i dig pale white chicks, satan is so fsking emo, and ... emo's only pretend to be deppresed ]]> ~d-teh-vampire http://d-teh-vampire.deviantart.com/journal/9272312/ http://d-teh-vampire.deviantart.com/journal/9272312/ Tue, 04 Jul 2006 15:00:42 PDT ~d-teh-vampire http://d-teh-vampire.deviantart.com/journal/9246786/ http://d-teh-vampire.deviantart.com/journal/9246786/ Sat, 01 Jul 2006 23:19:15 PDT

go germany ]]> ~d-teh-vampire http://d-teh-vampire.deviantart.com/journal/9122155/ http://d-teh-vampire.deviantart.com/journal/9122155/ Tue, 20 Jun 2006 02:36:52 PDT ~d-teh-vampire