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yes That's right I got snipped. My baby making powers were out of control! THEY MUST BE STOPPED!

Anyone who says that they're easy and such ARE FUCKING LYING TO YOU! IF ANYONE EVER SUGGESTS YOU GETTING ONE YOU GET YOUR SHIT AND YOU RUN! YOU RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION!!!!


Anyways.

It's been a looooong summer. Being poor sucks. Being on Prozac and pain killers and antibiotics and catching a cold now.. ugh.

]]> ~darthhorus http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/26161128/ http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/26161128/ Fri, 24 Jul 2009 22:36:35 PDT
while you're waiting for me, why not check out my RL best friend, 's gallery? She sure could use the support.

You know, she's taller in person than you might expect. And apparently I'm more manic in person than she expected. But it's all good, you should have seen us two days ago geeking out over Revenge of the Fallen toy previews.

It's nice to have someone that wants to talk Transformers.


See you soon,

The mellowed out Dark Lord of the Glyph

]]> ~darthhorus http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/25419601/ http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/25419601/ Fri, 19 Jun 2009 16:22:52 PDT
I tore a bunch of ligaments in both my right hand (my drawing hand) and my left foot (Both work related injuries - but not the fault of the work itself)
and then found out I have below normal lung capacity, which prompted chest xrays and due to 'inconclusive data' it has to be read by a specialist.

I'm not particularly worried since I came down with a chest cold a few days before the xrays. It's possible it's just phlem.

I was also finally put on Prozac and I must say regardless that it's not supposed to kick in for 3 weeks, I do feel a lot less angry and stressed out. I don't feel so ..helpless.

So needless to say, I'm injured and even typing this sucks. So when I FEEL BETTER I'll be back.

Boo hoo, who cares, right? I bet only like 3 people read this. 1 of which will be upset, the other two will make some generic sorry comment.

I'd feel sorry for myself but I can't! Life is too short to be so miserable!

Also, I'm not feeling 'Jealous' as my mood states, but I can't get the icons to load.
Bummer.

Oh yeah, look me up on Facebook. Kristopher Paul LOOK ME UP I TELL YOU.

]]> ~darthhorus http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/25130023/ http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/25130023/ Thu, 04 Jun 2009 17:39:28 PDT

The contest was a bust, so gets to read DASWIII first.

Of course, she's never around..

]]> ~darthhorus http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/24880178/ http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/24880178/ Thu, 21 May 2009 19:25:37 PDT
I guess that means Kate will win by default.

Maybe I should just not bother altogether..nobody really cares what happens to people on DA, right?


Maybe if I was 'opular' it'd be a different story.


oh well.

]]> ~darthhorus http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/24568901/ http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/24568901/ Sun, 03 May 2009 15:21:55 PDT
Now now, hear me out.

The reason I want to stall for one more month (okay about one and a half) is because I want to hold a contest.

YEAH THATS RIGHT. SO THERE.

What's the prize? You get to have DASWIII an entire month before anyone else. Bragging rights, and and..ah...I'll throw in a commissoned work as well.

All you have to do is be a fan of my work!

But how do you do that?

It's simple! Draw your favorite character from the DASW universe. Fan art! it's THAT simple.

I've already thrown in 's Darth Horus as a contest entry

View it here: [link]

And I'll tell you, that's a good one.

Think you can do better? It doesn't have to be Darth Horus. Although Darth Horus in humorous situations would be a great time if you ask me.


Anyways as you can see, the DEAD LINE FOR THIS CONTEST IS JUNE 1st.

Enteries will be judged by 3 people completely independent of each other.

]]> ~darthhorus http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/24470413/ http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/24470413/ Mon, 27 Apr 2009 19:40:15 PDT
Though it's been a bitch of a month.

A big..fat...overgrown bush bitch. That's how bad it was.

]]> ~darthhorus http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/24411338/ http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/24411338/ Fri, 24 Apr 2009 13:45:06 PDT
[link]

and

[link]


Some insight into DASWIII

]]> ~darthhorus http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/24403211/ http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/24403211/ Thu, 23 Apr 2009 22:59:00 PDT
I've been stressed and making bad choices all over the place. I've alienated a few friends, a few relatives.

I'm still unemployed, but still looking. I might even go back to school to start a study in Criminal Justice. I've already applied to the college.

So my change of plans?

Well. I am going to release my highly overrated DASWIII but I've really got to stop distracting myself with fanart work nonsense. I love the characters from it, but I have to put it to a stop and I made that very vocal before so nobody should be suprised that it's the last one.

But I was going to do a Transformers thing. But I can't. I just can't put any more time into it. I need to move on and really work on my REAL projects. I'm 30 and still haven't published a single thing.

So it's pretty much now or never, right?

Anyways, with everything else that has gone wrong with my life I am on the verge of cracking.

I'm not the same person I was when I first started DA. So much has happened in the past couple months that I'll never be the same again.

That's why I destroyed my personal heiroglyph and created a new one.

Darth Horus is different. Oh he's still everything you loved about him, but outside of art, he's not the same.

I will never be the same again.

]]> ~darthhorus http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/24369250/ http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/24369250/ Tue, 21 Apr 2009 22:15:36 PDT



DASWIII? No. That's not it.

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Holiday after holiday came and went and fall finally gave way to winter. I can't believe they're already 6 months old.

Somewhere around here I lost all my Star Wars III data and I had to start redoing it all. Which was fine, I wasn't ultimately happy with how it came out to begin with.

My twin boys started Pre-K while my autistic son turned 6 and started 1st grade.

I also picked up a new job that started on December 1st.

I lost my Grandfather on Feb 13th after a long bout with Dementia.

He was hospitalized shortly after Christmas. He was admitted and during the course of 4 weeks, we all watched whatever was left of his personality dissapear forever.

The last week of his life, he was just a empty mind waiting for the degenerative disease to shut the rest of him down.



I don't know how my Grandmother is dealing with this. She always hides her trouble from all of us. And that makes me feel even worse.

]]> ~darthhorus http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/22972108/ http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/22972108/ Mon, 02 Feb 2009 19:33:03 PST
I don't know about you. But I waited 3 hours and 9 minutes to see it.

15 seconds of TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN.

I have a feeling the Cloverfield-ish robot that RIPS A BRIDGE IN HALF is Devastator. Whoever the hell it is, I really like the design. Reminds me of Rattrap from Beast Machines a little, you know as in wheels instead of feet. Or in this case, 40 tall wheel of death supporting a 150 foot 200 feet wide monstrosity.

I doubt it's Devastator from the first movie as he was supposed to be Brawl.

I like Ravage and I know he's a Pretender. He's gonna be hiding disguised as a human female. Something tells me THAT will be uber creepy when he transforms.

I saw a brief glimpse of the Twins chasing what could either be the Fallen himself or a new disguised Barricade (I've watched it so many times, who ever this is reverts into a car EXACTLY like Barricade does.)

I can't wait to hear more of Buster Bunny as Starscream. Oh I can't wait. I was not satisfied with a meager "I live to serve you Lord Megatron." and "The HUMANS have taken it!"


All in all, it looks like it's going to be one of those hero lose type deals. Optimus will probably be dead at the end of this one.

But with the Fallen, I have to wonder if Unicron will be far behind..

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]]> ~darthhorus http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/22597944/ http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/22597944/ Thu, 15 Jan 2009 14:58:22 PST
Oh by the way that's niche pronounced "Nee-sh" not "NIT-Chuh" Like so many of you backwards fucking idiots tend to pronounce it.

And while we're on the subject of how futile it is to pretend to be intellegent when you can't even pronounce 'schedule' correctly, and you KNOW what I'm talking about, what the fuck is wrong with the world today.

I've been using public transportation for a while now and I'm still not over the fact that most of the people, I'll go as far to say the vast MAJORITY of people that I've encountered in Syracuse are fucking Inbred rejects. Is this possible EVERYWHERE?

Is this why all our schools are so far behind? What is going on here!

I'll tell you what's going on here. It's the fucking society we live in. That's what it is.

And I don't really expect Mr. King of the Kremlin himself, Obama to change the piss poor attitudes of American Citizens but really we have been getting what we REALLY deserve.

So here's to you, all you fucking underage mothers and fathers. You teenage whiny bitches. You vampire wannabee goths and you goth wannanbee emo kids. You fat, lazy middle aged American Walmart shopper. You piss poor high school drop out. Mr and Mrs 'The world owes me a favor' college fuckwads. And to you, bueracratic bullshiters and you complacent civil workers oh wait, you don't work. You welfare mommas who don't know who's the daddy. All you stupid ignorant cock sucking cunt licking fuck face retards who say case quarter instead of A FUCKING QUARTER. YOU JOHN AND KATE PLUS 8-LIKE CHILD ABUSING BITCHES. YOU CORPORATE TIE WEARING SO CALLED PROFESSIONALS WHO HAVE LESS MANNERS THAN MANY HOMELESS PEOPLE I'VE SEEN. YOU SPOILED UNGRATEFUL MASSES OF THE WEAK, HUDDLED IN THE CORNERS OF YOUR SELF DESTRUCTIVE IMAGINATORY CONCEPT OF THE REALITY AROUND YOU.

BLINDED BY YOUR OWN GREED, YOU CALLOUS MAGGOT INFESTED VERMIN THAT ARE UNFIT TO PLACE YOUR BLOOD STAINED SOLES UPON THE SAME GROUND AS THOSE WHO HAVE SUFFERED AND STRUGGLED THROUGH FAR MORE THAN YOUR SHELTERED INFERIOR EXSISTENCE COULD EVER POSSIBLY COMPREHEND!

THE WORLD DOES NOT REVOLVE AROUND ANY OF YOU ANY MORE THAN IT DOES FOR MYSELF. AND UNFORTUNATELY FOR THAT SIMPLE LACK OF FORESIGHT UPON YOUR LORD, THE ALMIGHTY HAS ALLOWED FOR YOU PEONS TO TAINT THE GENE POOL FOR THE REST OF THE HUMANS THAT DO DESERVE AT THE VERY LEAST THE CHANCE TO CREATE A WORLD FOR OTHERS THAT WILL COME AFTER THEMSELVES TO LIVE IN HARMONY.

SO THE NEXT TIME, JIM BOB, PEGGY ANN, OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOUR HILLBILLY PARENTS NAMED YOUR MUTANT ASS, THINK TWICE (I KNOW THAT'S ASKING A LOT TO EVEN THINK ONCE AS IT IS BUT TRY TO STAY WITH ME, GO GET ANOTHER BEER AND BEAT YOUR WIFE AROUND IF YOU HAVE TO BUT COME ON BACK AND FINISH ALL 'DEES PURDY WURDS' BEFORE OPENING THE FETID CHAMBER OF REPUGNANCE THAT IS YOUR ORAL CAVITY AND ALLOWING THE SEWEAGE OF YOUR PALRTY LANGUAGE SKILLS POUR OUT AND CONTAMINATE THE REST OF THE MOTHER FUCKING WORLD YOU INCONSIDERATE BASTARD!

]]> ~darthhorus http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/22476248/ http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/22476248/ Thu, 08 Jan 2009 18:36:23 PST
Was I to walk down the road, into the darkness and apparently to oblivion. Or was I to accept the security of the desolate cold grassy field that I hid in.

I chose the field, it felt far safer. I knew it was safer.


The stranger rewarded me with his power, he did. My capacity for hatred and rage intensified. The evil inside of me expanded to epic proportions. I knew that I could change the world.

But I would do so by causing as much pain and suffering as the dead child within me felt.

It wasn't until I discovered Glenn Beck that I realised the signifigance of that dream. Hearing his words, although he was a religious man, I found that I was very much like him.

He spoke of a book he wrote, and I was amazed at all the positive reviews it gained. And I looked into it, yes it really was being reported as good as they said it was.

I received "The Christmas Sweater" for christmas. It was the first book I really sat down and read, and like so many others I found myself unable to put it down.

It wouldn't be until the second to last chapter, when the main character that was based off Glenn himself, faced a storm and certain doom. Or remain in a dead cornfield where it was safe.


...



It wasn't until that moment. That moment that I began to realize..




..after so many years of torturing myself trying to figure it out...



...at long last...



...I know where I went wrong.

]]> ~darthhorus http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/22343258/ http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/22343258/ Thu, 01 Jan 2009 21:54:56 PST In Armenia it's 1458.
The Bahá'í calendar 165 – 166.
Dont forget the Berber calendar, 2959.
Shit the Buddhists think it's 2553.
And even still the Burmese calendar says it's 1371.
And FUCK ME if the Byzantine calendar doesn't read 7517 – 7518.
China declares it to be 4645.
The Coptic calendar says 1725 – 1726.
Apparently in Ethiopia they had calendars about 7 years after the english because theirs reads 2002.
Those WHACKY Hebrews? 5770.
The Hindi can't even make up their fucking minds with THREE DIFFERENT CALENDARS. Vikram Samvat 2064. Shaka Samvat 1931. Kali Yuga 5110.
The Holocene calendar reads off as 12009.
The nuclear craving Iranians say it's 1387.
Fucking fanatical Islam thinks it's 1430, which explains a lot.
I don't know what the fucking Japanese are doing but their calendar says 21.
And let us not forget the mighty Unix time system.
1230768000 – 1262303999

WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT MEANS.

So happy new fucking year you shit. I have every reason to be a bitter aging man. What is your problem? Your teenage woes have you down? The early 20's blahs?

FUCKING GET A GRIP YOU HIPPIES.

]]> ~darthhorus http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/21989580/ http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/21989580/ Sun, 14 Dec 2008 22:39:13 PST

Last year, long before the luke warm grip of a northern winter broke and heralded the relentless heat from an ecosystem about go out of fucking control took hold in the summer months, I glanced over to my wife upon seeing the price of a gallon of gas.

"You know," I said, carefully reading each number. "something is going to break."

"What do you mean?" she said.

"We're going to reach a breaking point where people can't pay for other things because of these gas prices. Something very awful is happening. Something bad is coming."

And guess what, I along with a lot of other people were fuckign right. It wasn't inflation, it was the world going 'HOLY FUCK THE USA IS RACKING UP DEBT!!!" and it all came crashing in our faces.

Yes, we did this to ourselves. And for argument's sake I know that it was also the fault of the banks and the Unions (Who I despise deeply) and out of control government spending on war.

Let's not go down that avenue. Welcome to the new reality, where government now has a say in banking and soon whatever is left of the American Auto Industry (which was a joke to begin with).

"Oh no no" You say. "That's not at all going to happen."

Well guess what you fuckers it is, it has and let us all get over it. We are all going to end up in a World society and really, we do need this to proceed as a civilzation. Now, many have come and gone and tried to do the same thing and for the most part went about it the wrong way, i.e Hitler, Alexander the Great, American Idol.

But all that is not why I come before you on my soapbox. My friends, have you ever seen such a miserable christmas? Is the reason for the season to buy things and spoil children? YES.

WHAT??

Let me put it to you this way. We live in such a miserable fucking world, why is it wrong to give our children something magical and wonderful to believe in? Huh? Tell me that. Tell me why is it wrong to buy things for other people, don't give me that shit of 'it the thought that counts" FUCK YOU.

You know what pisses me off? All this 'Well it's probably not going to be a very good christmas" Do you know why that happens?
Do you know why kids go hungry and dont' get presents? Because of the parents. That's right. I can say that with 100% confidence.

I knew that bad times were coming so I started in the summer buying a few things here and there. I took the time to make major purchases. Do you know why? Because waiting and hoping for a sale WILL NOT WORK. THAT IS BULLSHIT.

My kids are going to have a somewhat awesome christmas. It's not because I have a lot of money. It's because I'm fucking smarter than a lot of fucking people, that's why.

And to all those fuckers who bemoan the 'Well I can't fit it into my budget'. You pissant selfish bitches! You know how many times I went without food so my kids had something to eat. How many times I went without something I wanted so my kids could have something instead?

You don't hide behind convienent excuses that are relevant to the time, YOU FUCKING MAKE IT HAPPEN.

When it comes to children, there are a few absolute rules that I believe.

No child deserves to be abused.
Every child deserves to be loved.
No child deserves to be hungry.
Every child deserves to be well fed.
No child deserves to be impoverished.
Every child deserves to spoiled.

Will that cause problems when they are teenagers?

Probably.

What do you do about your teenager who expects everything from you?

Fuck it, they think they're so smart, let them figure out how to get shit.

]]> ~darthhorus http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/21923784/ http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/21923784/ Wed, 10 Dec 2008 23:00:10 PST

Brand new year,
two oh eight.
New laptop, fucking great!

Bought a house,
moved in next week.
Found out basement sprung a leak.

Brand new dogs,
bitch to train.
Hours waiting for them in the rain.

Hired by Carrier,
40K a year.
Swore myself off of beer.

Looking back on this year...
Hardly drew at all, makes me appalled.

Looking back on this year...
I didn't want to waste it, success I could taste it.

I put my best,
foot forward,
tried to set myself up to win.

Re-flected on my sins,
Found out wife was having twins!

Holy shit!
House too small,
what the fuck will we do?

Got rid of dogs,
my downward spiral had just begun!

Looking back on this year...
Fired by Carrier, those bitches will pay later.

Looking back on this year...
Got a brand new job transporting the disabled.

Impaled foot,
on a nail.
15 years since tetanus shot!

Reported theft,
to the law,
youngest son spits on the cop!

Tried to garden,
my thumbs not green,
200 dollars never again to be seen!

Wife got big,
then got bigger,
holy shit she sure was preggers!



Road trips,
in new England.
Love those strange accents.

Lawnmower broke,
cheap as hell.
No I don't need a ride-on!

Met crazy rich woman,
while on job,
bought tons of presents for my kids..

Then one morning,
the end was near
and now the girl twins are finally here!

Looking back on this year...
Super Smash Brothers, Obsessed with Zero Suit Samus!

Looking back on this year...
The things I've seen, the horrors that's been.

Recession,
stocks fall,
trouble at casa de Paul!

Bills to pay, no mon-ay
after buying the gas!

Fighting, hitting and yelling,
kids are screaming, babies crying and my gums were bleeding!

Christmas blues, brand new job,
dressed to kill but feel like slob!

Wife and her mom,
united once moree
paid too much in Vegas for a whore!

Kids are asking for Santa,
gimmie this and gimme that!

Almost lost wife, to hear failure.
got hit on by a 'sailor'!

Decided to become a cop,
all this madness has to stop!

Needed to get in shape cause all day I sit,
Thank god Nintendo invented the WiiFit!

My brain is hurtning, from all that's gone wrong
and forwhatever reason to put it to a song!

Looking back on this year...
Here I lay confused, wishing I had booze.

Looking back on this year...
Hope 2009 is better,
Feel like I'm hanging from a tether.

Looking back on this year...
This craziness wasn't lighted but I tried to fight it.

Looking back on this year...
So much went wrong I could go on and on and on and on and on....

]]> ~darthhorus http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/21604568/ http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/21604568/ Fri, 21 Nov 2008 20:49:14 PST
This is bad since well it's just bad.



I keep feeling inspired but then I just fizzle.

Won't anyone out there tell me to be creative? Nah. Who cares, right? We're all here for ourselves I thought.

Some of us thrive on the attention while others think they're gods because they have 7 digit page views.

]]> ~darthhorus http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/21595304/ http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/21595304/ Fri, 21 Nov 2008 10:12:47 PST
Currently I'm obsessed with SSB Brawl. I love that game.

My favorites are:

1. Lucario (played 50% of the time)
2. Snake 25%
3. Captain Falcon 10%
4. Fox 5%
5. Marth 4%

Zero Suit Samus earns a whopping 1% simply because I like to have her crawl on the ground, pause the game and spin the camera right onto that tight butt of hers.

Who wants to fight??

]]> ~darthhorus http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/21540822/ http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/21540822/ Mon, 17 Nov 2008 19:12:17 PST FUCKING GODDAMNIT

Well now that I got that out of the way, let's move on.

You know it's been a while since I've cared enough to talk, my world is just more nuts than a bukkake video. I've got all this crap going on and I just can't seem to focus enough to really do much about anything.

So here's some junkettes for all you folks that actually believe in me. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA..believe in me? good lord. Anyways.

So check this shit out.

Me and my youngest kid, Alyson.
[link]

Here's my first born daughter, Madelyn. [link]

I WAS going to show you me kicking little kids asses with lightsabers but the mother fucking Picassa won't upload that shit and I've wasted too much time now on it. Fuck me. Maybe another time. Fucking technology.

Now I'm pissed off and don't feel like talking. Fuckers.

]]> ~darthhorus http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/21363759/ http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/21363759/ Thu, 06 Nov 2008 19:41:08 PST
He's just the President elect until 1/20/09.

Creator forbid something happen between now and then but you get my point.

But here's the other point I feel everyone seems to forget. Even after 1/20/09, we still will not have a Black President in the USA.

We'll have a MULLATO president. Maybe it's a bit finicky on my part but lets call it for what it is.


And I don't care if he does away with the Senate and turns the USA into the FIRST GALACTIC EMPIRE!!!!! *thunderous applause*..he's so gosh darn cool to be mad at.

Everyone is so quick to judge. Mostly the stupid college-aged folk and the old but who can blame them, they think the world owes them everything.

YOU HEAR THAT VIRGINIA TECH>!!?! YOU DON'T DESERVE SHIT!!! MOFO WHINE ASS BITCHES!!!!!1! FUXOR YOUZOR AND YOU MOMZOR!!!1

]]> ~darthhorus http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/21302512/ http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/21302512/ Mon, 03 Nov 2008 15:13:28 PST
Do you want THIS [link] fucking retard in the white house? I think not. LADIES AND GENTLEFUCKS, PLEASE STAND FOR THE DRAGONMASTER PRESIDENT! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ALL ABOUT?!!!!?

Oh but can it really be worse than this [link] mental midget?
AND NO, I'M NOT MAKING THESE UP. THESE ARE REAL PEOPLE WHO WANT TO RUN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

Of course, the only thing WORSE than fucking morons like those two is John McCain and that fucking IDIOT Sarah Palin. Oh my fucking..fuck them and their ..obvious under the table gangbang. I mean..I will move to China if that old fuck is president.

God fucking damnit I hate this shit. And if you don't vote for the Grand Master of Funk himself, Barack Obama, then you might as well kill yourself because I will blame every last one of you mother cunt licking ass samplers if he isn't the next president.

I don't care that he'll probably be slain within months, HE'S THE BETTER OF 100 EVILS.

Gaaarrrrr... fuck.

]]> ~darthhorus http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/21083829/ http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/21083829/ Mon, 20 Oct 2008 17:45:32 PDT
And it wouldn't have been productive to seek medical attention. there's no way they could have sewn it shut.

Ugh. what a way to cap off the weekend getaway to Conn.

]]> ~darthhorus http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/20910242/ http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/20910242/ Thu, 09 Oct 2008 17:51:38 PDT

So just who is Darth Horus?


Darth Horus is:

1.) Not shy to tell you what he thinks of you.

2.) A recovering pathological liar.

3.) in serious need of a controlled diet.

4.) Someone who you think you can talk to and won't use said information against you.

5.) the type of person to do exactly what #4 thinks he won't.

6.) An artist whos voice appears to scream outwards from a tormented inner child.

7.) A great lover of modern porn.

8.) A 5 time, 5 time, 5 time, 5 time, 5 time father.

9.) Someone who has extensive delusional fantasies.

10.) quiet for the most part, but frightening when angry.

11.) all about the female ass.

12.) now can't stop thinking about dem bootiful buttocks...

13.) just spent 3 minutes and three tissues erasing that thought from his head.

14.) not someone you want mad at you for any reason.

15.) a terrific driver.

16.) alternatively kind and wrathful to animals.

17.) someone who can't stand animal cruelty.

18.) very hypocritical.

19.) very judegmental.

20.) very depressed.

21.) very self loathing.

22.) very resentful of humanity.

23.) Democrat.

24.) Voting for Obama, fuck you McCain and your fucking retard Palin loving ass. Suck my democratic balls.

25.) Also a firm believer that humanity can only survive through a great cataclysm to erase most of the stupid.

26.) Not very punctual.

27.) obsessed with V8 Spicy Hot.


Darth Horus is not:

1.) An idiot.

2.) Invincible.

3.) as thick skinned sometimes as he lets off.

4.) Not as cold as he gives off.

5.) overly thoughtfull.

6.) in possession of a formidable memory.

7.) a cheater.

8.) Unfaithful to his wife.

9.) exatly healthy.

10.) one who approves of college.

11.) goal orientated.

12.) republican.

13.) voting for McCain you stupid republican shitfaces. Haven't you fuckwads done enough damage?

14.) without his flaws.

15.) able to finish this, short attention span.


----------------------------------------------------------------

Contest?

I want a new avatar but I'm lazy. First one who creates the most awesome avatar for me wins...uh...hm...a...something.......uh..hehehe.. ass... letsee what can you win..what can you win..AHA!

YOU WIN A CHERRY RICOLA COUGH DROP! Signed by Darth Horus.

HOW CAN YOU RESIST!

100% FOOLPROOF!

]]> ~darthhorus http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/20717382/ http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/20717382/ Sun, 28 Sep 2008 05:40:34 PDT

Secondly, I've been going through so many personal changes that I don't know who I am anymore. I'm even considering entering into the Police Academy. I don't know what I want anymore.


Ever since I lost my job at CArrier, things have been tough. No job I could ever have could ever replace that one. And I'm pissed off about that. So much so, I can't wait for UTC to pull that mother fucking campus from Syracuse and make everyone else there lose THEIR job.

I still to this day hope something horrible happens to that place. Like a bomb. Because if I become a cop, guess who I'm going after.

I miss the old days. I miss my friends. I miss feeling purpose.

I miss being myself. But I don't even know what that is anymore.


Maybe it's a good thing that a certain character in my dreams has shown up again, taunting me from the distance and poorly lit street corners. The same one who appeared before my mental collapse which reinvented who I was.


Maybe I just lost my way.


Maybe I need Jesus.

No, probably not.

]]> ~darthhorus http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/20448040/ http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/20448040/ Thu, 11 Sep 2008 23:44:17 PDT
Girls are home. obscenely cute.

Wife is taking it easy.

life is upside down

]]> ~darthhorus http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/20263123/ http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/20263123/ Mon, 01 Sep 2008 00:54:15 PDT
The twins did fine, they went under the lights on the Pediatric floor for Jaundice as was expected by myself but nobody else wanted to listen to me.

Idiots.

Anyways, I got out of work early on Friday. I thought I'd suprise McKenzie by showing up early so we could see the girls.

Well she suprised me instead.

She wasn't home.


In fact, as it turned out she went to the Dr's because she couldn't breathe. Now she was binding her breasts to prevent them from making milk. So on ewould logically think that if that was the case, then obviously the lack of being able to breathe was result of the tight wrappings of the binding process.

Well the Doctor thought she had Pneumonia. As such, one tends to get a CT scan to determine how much fluid is in the lungs and yatta yatta. CT scan for you un educated folk is what most people refer to as a CAT Scan. Anyways.

As it turned out McKenzie's doctor couldn't do it at the office for whatever reason. No big deal, they wanted to send her by Ambulance to one of the many Hospitals here in Syracuse, Crouse, the same place the twins were still at.

By going in Ambulance you are pretty much guaranteed a room right away and McKenzie's doctor apparently wanted to waste no time on the issue all things considered.

So after a hellish evening of being at Crouse, McKenzie had Xrays, CT Scans, Sonograms on her legs since she is diabetic and it's possible for blood clots to form.

So. It was later determined after laying in that cramped little room all day that she had Pneumonia. So as such, she was admitted into the hospital and was put on all sorts of fluids and anti biotics.

Then the next morning ( I stayed the night) A Cardiologist shows up, gives her an Echo-Cardio-Gram and discovers that it's not Pneumonia like everyone thinks.

It was Heart Failure.

This new reality leaves a great unknown.

Everything is uncertain.

Everything is day to day.

We won't know for 6 months if she's going to get better or not.

And here I am home alone, with our 5 children who want their mother.

I am heartbroken.

]]> ~darthhorus http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/19857744/ http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/19857744/ Sat, 09 Aug 2008 06:37:35 PDT
then, after a certain point the 'season' will be over and there'll be a big cliffhanger and then I'll make you bastards wait a month or two to pick it back up again.

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I IS BRILLIANT.




Olympics rule and you should be ashamed of yourself for not liking them. I can't even beleive that I talk to you. Hmpf.

]]> ~darthhorus http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/19608379/ http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/19608379/ Sat, 26 Jul 2008 14:29:33 PDT
As time went on and I got the misses knocked up again, it didn't occur to me until a few months ago that it's quite possible that our 2nd set of natural twins (yes 2nd, no fertility drugs thank you *testcle flex*)
will be born right around then.

I thought that it wouldn't be a big of a deal and I'd find some way of uploading the text that day if I was to be in the hospital.

But then something else hit me.

Something important to me, not that my babies are not important, but something I go absolute bonkers over STARTS that VERY DAY on 8-8-08.

The 2008 Olympiad.

WHAT THE FUCK.

So I may have to push back the release day. I don't know yet. You won't have time to read it anyways, not when the Olympics are on. You all should be watching that!

Oh well. We'll see what happens.

]]> ~darthhorus http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/19106286/ http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/19106286/ Tue, 01 Jul 2008 17:45:30 PDT
A few I'd pick would be:

Darth Horus..........Bam Margera [link]


Master Warp..........Dustin Hoffman
[link]


Darth Paranormal..........Shawna Loyer (The Angry Princess from Thir13en Ghosts)
[link]

Darth Skinella..........Amanda Bynes (She'd bring that cute-angry-energetic feeling)
[link]


Master Diji.............Topher Grace
[link]


Darth Chaos.............Anton Channing (I'm sorry I can't think of a more appropriate mother fucker than this guy.)
[link]


Darth Seiko..............Selma Hayek (yes please)
[link]

Darth Sarz............Angelina Joliee (however you spell her name)
[link]

Darth Luriin.......Emma Watson
[link]

Master Yiff ............CGI/Voiced by Mathew Broderick
[link]

Master Delve ...........CGI/ Voiced by James Hetfield
[link]

Master Hellcat ...........Michelle Pfeiffer (way better at catwoman than Halle)
[link]

Darth Karnivore ............CGI / Voiced by Hugo Weaving
[link]

Master Tanker .............Conan Obrien (I can't resist!)
[link]

Master Omen................Steve O
[link]

Master Darren ...............Vin Disel (WITH A VERY DARK TAN)
[link]

Darth Asphyxia ..............Jennifer Lopez
[link]

Master Snoogans ...........Punky Brewster!
[link]


Who else??

]]> ~darthhorus http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/18973313/ http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/18973313/ Sat, 21 Jun 2008 20:41:46 PDT
I knew that we were not alone in space, it's first of all inconceivable. Secondly, I've been witness to strange phenomenom that cannot be explained through Earthly fashion.

I am well versed in many aspects of the cosmos, from Quantum Mechanics to the 'mass hallucination' in the 17th century where apparently two races of aliens engaged in battle of Europe, with 'great rods of light entering the spherical object, casting it into fire decending upon the world below.'

I know that there are things watching us that could have long since wiped out warring asses out had they been so inclined.

I heard McArthurs' speech a while ago from 1940's about the next great war will be against invaders from another planet.

I seen signs throughout the years that the world is preparing for something huge, The shadow government in the USA is gearing for a war, probably wtih whatever we keep looking at where the star Sirius is for.

go watch: [link]

People, God or not, this is a reality. More of us need to wake up to what is coming. I hope for the best.

But with the human race, we can always expect to get a whole lot of ugly from a non stop parade of stupid.

John Travolta dressed as a woman is funny. That was a good movie.

]]> ~darthhorus http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/18879820/ http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/18879820/ Mon, 16 Jun 2008 18:50:09 PDT FUCK AM I DOING PUTTING UP WITH THE SHIT I SEE EVERYDAY

At that point I had it, I didn't care anymore. I started thinking about everything that makes me mad. And it's a long list, my friend. But I'm not your friend, guy. And you're not my guy, buddy. And you're not my buddy, friend. WHO THE FUCK TURNED THAT INTO A SONG!

And then I changed my ID again to REFLECT THOSE VERY SAME HAPPY FEELINGS DEEP INSIDE.

AND NOW I'VE GOT BBQ STUCK IN MY TEETH! :explode:

I have to go. I HAVE TO GO BEFORE I START SPITTING FIRE AND EATING BABIES.

]]> ~darthhorus http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/18819684/ http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/18819684/ Fri, 13 Jun 2008 12:01:16 PDT
This only applies to guys, but will work for you lesbians as well.

Get yourself off and immediately watch:
[link]

You'll feel so guilty.

Oh the humanity.

Speaking of which, time for me to feel guilty. Oh yeah.

]]> ~darthhorus http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/18804865/ http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/18804865/ Thu, 12 Jun 2008 15:12:35 PDT

Stop that. You'll go blind.

]]> ~darthhorus http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/18757572/ http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/18757572/ Mon, 09 Jun 2008 22:14:46 PDT
Cloverfield Game

Why the fuck isn't there a Cloverfield video game? It would be a great survival game I think. I was thinking about it when I was playing GTA: San Andreas and indulging myself in the various codes that can be activated.

My new favorite thing to do is give the Pedestrians weapons who typically carry bats, 9mm's, shotguns, M-16's and christ help you if you come across the ones toting rocket launchers. I then activate the code to make everyone on the road go nuts. They drive like it was Miami, Florida. Fucking retarded. Holy shit is it funny watching non-gang people hanging out cars unloading their road rage in the form of uzi's on the cops that are chasing them down.

And if that's not enough, I activate Chaos Mode. Basically, everyone riots, starts looting and beating the shit out of random people and start fires in what feels like what would happen if we were told we all have 24 hours to live.

I then try to see how far I can get on foot, surviving a city gone mad.

So then the thought hit me while I was in Los Santos looking up at the tall buildings and listening to the screams and people running by and explosions in the distance, "My god would I love to see that fugly Cloverfield monster marching around the city."

I wouldn't care if that's the game. Get from point A to point B, avoiding the monster itself, the parasites, the army, falling buildings and debris and give you a giant environment to move around ala GTA: SA.

You know why they won't make something like that? Because it's too fun and too good. And all you fuckers with a Sony can be thanked for that. Oh don't give me that shit, you are responsible and you need to accept that so the rest of us can slowly recover from our rage for what Sony, fueled by you Sony Whores, did to the gaming world.

Sony who flooded the market with sub-par games in a bid to become popular did just that, and you fucking idiots bought into it.

So while you sit there and look at your PS3, you might as well masturbate all over it to simulate the fucking it's doing to everyone who ever loved a decent video game.

So fuck you, Sony. And your momma.

]]> ~darthhorus http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/18734941/ http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/18734941/ Sun, 08 Jun 2008 22:55:44 PDT You be the judge, was my original comment out of line?
from the following deviation:
[link]

darthhorus 9 hours 58 minutes ago
Addictive? I don't know about that. She has that look that could easily pass as a deranged killer.
I mean she's cute an all but there's something about her eyes that seem.. troubled.

--
--darthhorus--
Dark Lord of the Glyph
Reply
~x-your-suicide-rose 9 hours 38 minutes ago
you are intitled to your own oppinion. I find that she amazing to photograph, and a beautiful model, but if that is your opionion, so be it. However I would apprecate it if you didn't leave comments on my pictures insulting my models and my oppion. If you don't like it please keep your opinoion to yourself and leave.

--
And so the lion fell in love with the lamb.
What a stupid lamb.
What a sick, masochistic lion.
Reply
~darthhorus Posted!
I'm sorry you have a difficult time understanding the difference between a critique of a work and an opinion. If you did not want open interpretation of this you should have selected a more strict request to the comments made on this deviation.

I'm also sorry that you've humorously misspelled opinion 4 times in your frantic rush to criticize my critique.

--
--darthhorus--
Dark Lord of the Glyph


======

Seriously, these Emo kids have got to get under control. Christ.

EDIT: WAIT THAT'S RIGHT, I DON'T FUCKING CARE! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA TAKE THAT SOCIETY!

]]> ~darthhorus http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/18680203/ http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/18680203/ Thu, 05 Jun 2008 13:28:08 PDT
It's like.. I've now re-written it 5 times. No matter what I do it keeps getting predictable. Pissing me off more than when she takes out her 'nobody understands me' rage out on me because I ask her what's wrong.

( )

No really, total bitch.

Anyways. Me and were talking about what car best represents her.
[link]
Drives fast and will probably wreck early.


I know what best represents myself:

[link]
More than you need and fucking annoying to listen to as it goes by.


So what vehicle represents you?
Here's some of my thoughts

= [link]
Love those wood panels, plenty of room in the back.

= [link]
style, sophistication and you wish you had as many hot bitches sitting on you

= [link]
what power women drive

= [link]
A little unusual, but oh so comfy.


= [link]
broke again! sorry sorry...

= [link]
Curvy, sleek, always a good ride.

= [link]
The car is literally called the Hell Cat. How appropriate!

What do you think?

]]> ~darthhorus http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/18591336/ http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/18591336/ Sat, 31 May 2008 10:12:23 PDT
Hm.

Well. I'd have to say I have a few really.

Gordon Ramsay, Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares, Hell's Kitchen
Mike Holmes, Holmes on Homes
H.R Giger, biomechanical artist
Lewis Black, Cantankerous comedian, actor
Mark Calloway, The Undertaker
Glenn Jacobs, Kane


How about you?

]]> ~darthhorus http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/18585567/ http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/18585567/ Fri, 30 May 2008 23:07:42 PDT
I have a 8" x 11" (approx) Adesso Cyberpad Tablet that I want to sell. I got it for my birthday and I thought it would work for what I needed, however it doesn't.

Don't get me wrong, it's a very cool bit of hardware that is more than just a tablet, it's a note taking device that stores all sorts of data and stuff and works with your PC.

It comes with two tablet pens, about 5 ink cartridges (for notetaking and written to PC applications), 2 dummy cartirdges (when using as a tablet), USB cord, instalation CD, manuals and leather case.

Again, it's great, but it's just not for me and I feel bad that my friend gave this to me in hopes I could use it but it's just not going to work how I illustrate my art.

These typically run about $170 - $200 new. I'll part with it for $150 or best offer, because I really need to buy a new Tablet since my old one I was using busted on me over the winter.

]]> ~darthhorus http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/18552319/ http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/18552319/ Wed, 28 May 2008 22:30:02 PDT
who cares.

certainly not I.

I didn't run around yelling "OMFG! 50K KIRIBAN! KEKEKEKEKEKE"

and whatever shit you Toonami fuckers picked up just because you watched Naruto or some lame ass teenage warrior student anime that involves some special power and then a show-specific phrase or term or word that keeps getting thrown around after the 1st episode but never explains to you after that very first episode what the fuck it means, making it impossible to pick up the series from a point other than the very first episode (Death Note*cough cough*Lodoss)

Oh and by the way, watching the Anime Network doesn't make you an anime authority. It makes you privy of what happened 2 years ago in Japan.

God Generation Y pisses me off.

]]> ~darthhorus http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/18548764/ http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/18548764/ Wed, 28 May 2008 18:11:46 PDT
ugh.

]]> ~darthhorus http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/18502220/ http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/18502220/ Sun, 25 May 2008 21:57:14 PDT
Back in August we introduced a new member into our family. A cockatiel named Carly. How cute. She is such a little bitch but her bark is worse than her bite. She is very cute though. I want to squish her with hugs but still.

Then in September we rescued a Congo Grey named Caesar and he's very adorable and moody. He does speak but he's 10 years old and we're his 3rd owners. He's not very friendly with me but appears to appreciate my wife much more.

Then we got into a fight over something, had some amazing sex yadda yadda.

I was let go from those fucking retards at Suburban Propane. What the fuck ever, I laughed at them about it. They are a pathetic company and I don't expect them to survive much longer. Not in the impending recession and most certainly not with the type of shit their corporate put everyone through.

Anyways, so after that laughable fiasco, I started my 'dream job' of sitting on my ass and barely lifting a finger and being paid more than an executive chef in New York City. Then we had a scare when they came in and fired 11 people on the spot.

After fighting to get a position with Carrier for so long, I was finally hired on as a full time employee at the begining of Jan with a starting Salary of 40K with ridiculous benefits.


You see boys and girls, the price of oil has far reaching effects. Because oil has gone up, consumers are buying less. And as such, people are moving less. And as such, people are building less homes. And AS SUCH, Carrier is not putting air conditioning units into these new homes (assuming they even go with the Carrier brand, personally I woulnd't but not for the reasons you may suspect, more of that since I know what goes on there, I would rather buy from Trane or American Standard than put more money in the pockets of Singapore)

So what did they do? They started lay offs. I escaped myself and it was right about then that Cloverfield came out. And while I am amused by the premise of a baby monster confused, I was let down by the movie because I had wished the monster had more of an impact in the movie not just 'holy fuck what the hell was that thing'. Mind you, I wasn't looking for Godzilla either but still.

So meanwhile, back in December my wife and I found a home and managed to fenagle our way into buying a house. It was smaller than we needed but it did nicely.

Of course to make the new home even more difficult we got two puppies. They pissed us off so much we finally got rid of them. Yay. I hate does even more now.

Of course this was also after I found out the result of the mind blowing, ball draining sex from december. El Wife-o was el pregnato again-o! Dios mio!

Well that was fucking great, I thought. We just outgrew the house we just fucking bought. But who am I to complain? It was my penis unloading both barrels of genetic material without the saftey on. Oh whatever.

All the while people at my job were like, what the hell are you doing here? You should be drawing! And I didn't know what to say about it. I just didn't. And really I don't know what to say now either.

Except penis. Penis is the running gag here in case you didn't notice.

So after that penis, we were further floored with the fact that we're not just pregnant again but that we were having TWINS.

AGAIN.

penis.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THE ODDS.

So my god, 5 kids. That's right you bastards, 5 Evil Darth Horus offspring to bring the ruin of mankind to all, bwahjahahahahahahahhhhahahahhahaalalllllalallalalalaalol.

And then I was fired. OUCH.

That seriously sucked because that was good money and we needed it. But apparently someone at Carrier has a death wish and she knows who she is and I know she's reading this and I hope she knows that one day I will find her and she had better hope to god she has mace on her because I will fucking break every last bone in her body by literally doing what she did to me, threw me under the bus.

So here I am looking to get my CDL for a school bus as my oldest son gets picked up on a chartered service, and if you fuck heads don't know, he's Autistic and I don't want to hear about how you know someone because I know you know someone and I don't need your 'advice' so keep it to yourself. God.

Anyways.

Here I am, writing my kids books, determined to get published with a goal of not only that but to get a job with the State until I can get my other works published.

Because why am I not doing what I do best.

Penis?

No, although ....hmm..

Maybe it is time I made plans and goals.



I got two twin girls on the way.

3 boys, 2 girls, 1 Congo Grey, 1 Cockatiel, 1 Quaker Parakeet.



I'm watching... ]]> ~darthhorus http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/18328316/ http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/18328316/ Wed, 14 May 2008 21:24:48 PDT
Sakaki
Yomi
Tomo
Osaka
Chiyo-Chan
Kagura
Kaorin
Chihiro
Yukari
Miyamo
Kimura

]]> ~darthhorus http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/18288573/ http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/18288573/ Mon, 12 May 2008 12:19:11 PDT
I feel like that last bit of water that won't fall from the bottle.

I feel like I'm flying in the path of a hundred mosquitos.

I feel like the brick that doesn't get used in the wall.

I feel like the scrap of paper that gets thrown out

I feel like the paperclip that just couldn't hold that one last page.

I feel like the coils on a cord that is far too taught.

I feel like the bottom of a fading rainbow.

I feel like a post nasal drip.

I feel there's no hope for anything other than hope itself.

And hope is a lost cause for nothing but the pain and distress of anyone who could not find the answers for themselves and the pitiful lies that we tell each other every waking day to relate to one another on a level of existence that only those who understand can really understand and the rest of us just can't seem to grasp the simple concept of this life.

I feel just so lost like a lost person..all lost..and..lost-like.

Lost.


confused even.

parasitic dominions ravaging the masses with the caustic chemicals of a retrograde ammo dump.

]]> ~darthhorus http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/17871089/ http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/17871089/ Tue, 15 Apr 2008 19:45:21 PDT
Should I pre-release the scroll and first chapter of DA SW III and hope that the explosive introduction is enough to make you want more (official release is still oh...4 months away)

or should I sit on it and make you all wait.

You tell me.

]]> ~darthhorus http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/17735644/ http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/17735644/ Mon, 07 Apr 2008 17:03:13 PDT
Thus far Darth Lazarus seems to be working how I wanted it to. ALL THE CLUES TO WHO HE IS ARE RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF YOU and nobody can figure it out. ONE person knows besides me. ONE. And they figured it out because they are smart, not because I told them.

But the one that kinda pisses me off is 'The Monster'. I had this idea for a monster that progressively got bigger and then ransacks yadda yadda and had all the intentions of showing bits and pieces and attempting to build the suspense of 'WTF IS THAT THING' and whatever.

And then along comes Cloverfield to the world in July. I was pissed. Because that is how I was going to start my 'advertising' campaign here on DA.

Out of nowhere, abrupt and leaving the reader be like '.....what the hell was that about?"

But I couldn't because of that big fucking pale ass 6 legged black eyed shit brick that terrorized New York in Cloverfield.

So I had to stop what I was doing because I'll be damned if I look like I'm jumping on the Cloverfield bandwagon and put all the mystery into Lazarus.

I'm just afraid now 'The Monster' Darth Karnivore who is a major part of the story, will cause the entire story to be ruined because I couldn't do it the way I wanted to.

Oh well.

time will tell.

Fuck you J.J Abrams and your donkey dick silly looking freakshow monster.

]]> ~darthhorus http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/17568754/ http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/17568754/ Sat, 29 Mar 2008 06:45:32 PDT

I'm getting there, it's just taking longer thanks to you know, I'm lazy.

]]> ~darthhorus http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/17552022/ http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/17552022/ Fri, 28 Mar 2008 04:59:58 PDT
Really, type in my official DA name 'darthhorus' and hit it. You'll come to this page.


Well arn't I just special. Where's the short bus.

]]> ~darthhorus http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/17448601/ http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/17448601/ Fri, 21 Mar 2008 19:46:24 PDT
]]> ~darthhorus http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/16997527/ http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/16997527/ Thu, 21 Feb 2008 17:37:45 PST



It seems our buddy Darth Horus on DEVIANT ART.COM is trying to fuck with our heads on his Fan-Fic "Deviant Art Star Wars III: The Dark God of the Sith"

While I've watched him for years and sort of followed his Fan-Fic, I must say that he's got me to the point of wanting to know just what in the hell is going on. Characters we've barely began to know that once read twice, become our friends.

The wide range of personalities is amazing and there is almost always someone you can relate to. Why this guy isn't writing for movies is beyond me.

I can say that I am curious who Darth Lazarus is. But also I am very, VERY interested in finding out just what that red monster looking thing is supposed to be. It was my understanding that there was a 'monster-like Sith' that ate people alive. The image Darth Horus treats us to is similar to that of a Cloverfield-esque mystery but one important thing remains that I must point out.

Darth Horus announced the upcoming part three of his Fan Fic last year before filming for Cloverfield even began, suggesting that he came up with this monster even earlier in the begining of the year or back in 2006.

I've viewed this guy's art and I've seen some of his monsters that he thinks are crap. I can only hope to be astonished when I see this thing, because something tells me it's something very special.

I can't wait to find out what happens, when Darth Horus opens his mind to his Deviant Art Star Wars, to paraphrase, 'One last time'.





----wtf???

]]> ~darthhorus http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/16970284/ http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/16970284/ Tue, 19 Feb 2008 22:35:14 PST
12 days

It will be time to say goodbye to old friends.

]]> ~darthhorus http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/16888645/ http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/16888645/ Thu, 14 Feb 2008 19:06:39 PST hiding behind your bright eyes,
with your lips kissing my insecurities,
and your hands caressing my mind,
I could watch you pull away from me,
a trail of lust dripping from your chin,
and the satisfaction of knowing,
that you are in control,
because I am powerless in your grasp.

]]> ~darthhorus http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/16634649/ http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/16634649/ Tue, 29 Jan 2008 19:32:25 PST ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

And Darth Horus fell to a single knee, overwhelmed at the pain surging from within his exoskeletal structure. His clawed hands scraped against the marble flooring etching marks deeply.

Shaking, the Dark Lord glarred from under his brow as mechanical fluid ran down the missing portion of his face. He lifted up his head towards the amassing shadow that loomed before him.

[Just what..do you want...], Said Darth Horus.

A dark skinned smirk from under the endless black cloak made an appearance. Darth Horus growled, attempting to rise up after the savage blow he took at this mysterious entity.

"Just what I intended for you to have done, my little puppet." The voice was hauntingly familiar to the Sith but Darth Horus was not sure what to make of it. Instead he clutched his lightsaber and flared it up, taking a futile stand against the cloaked stranger.

[Who dares call me their puppet and expects to continue to be counted among the living.] Lord Horus demanded, snarling aloud.

The stranger lifted a single hand, dismissively waving and sending Darth Horus to the ground once more, this time crushing the metal framework of his left arm. Darth Horus roared in pain and attempted to drive a bolt of lighting into the mysterious person, but it simply passed through it's body as if it was made of vapor.

"I am Supreme High Lord of Lords and the Voice of the Abyss."

Darth Horus fell to his knee again, having lost blood and mech fluids. His teeth nashed hard as electrical currents from snapped wires traced over metallic joints at rondom on his form. The figure's cloak whisped over his head, revealing himself to the pained Dark Lord. Darth Horus, for all his evil could not have expected what caused his eyes to widen, completely changing his expression from rage to total confusion.

"..I..am Darth Lazarus..." Spoke the dark entity as he raised his hand towards Darth Horus. A smirk crossed his dark lips and a familiar cocksure grin creeped over his face.

"And I need you no longer.."


In the distance, lightning strikes and the roar of thunder consumes all.

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]]> ~darthhorus http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/16114694/ http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/16114694/ Wed, 26 Dec 2007 19:42:42 PST

And.. thanks. To all my friends. My close friends. You know who you are and you are thought about.

2007 sucked except for that bit in the middle when Transformers came out.

]]> ~darthhorus http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/16005134/ http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/16005134/ Wed, 19 Dec 2007 18:37:30 PST
And anyways there I am perusing the fine assortment of videos one can find on Google video, except for pornographical material which in case you didn't know has got bother incredibly hot and really shitt at the same time mainly because girls didn't look like THAT when I was that age.

So where do I begin? Oh yes, ever since I saw Transformers in theaters, which I must say it is the best movie of all time and don't bother arguing that with me because I'm going to fucking ignore your peon brained ass.

That mother fucking Cloverfield trailer.

Holy fucking shit am I going to be dissapointed again! Let me take you back to the year 1997. The former video game giant, Iguana Entertainment (a subsidary of Acclaim) made a very, very cool video game called Turok the dinosaur Hunter 2. It was by far leaps and bounds more impressive than the original with all this fancy who-ha and foodiddlypop.

But what fascinated me the most was the sub plot. What?? Yes the sub plot. You see, if you were good at the game and didn't cheat your way into Godmode all fucking day something really cool that I don't think up to that point happened in Video Games.

Foreshadowing.

At some point you breifly encounter some strange creatures who are unlike the dinosaurid beasties you've been kicking all over from Eternia to Cobra-la. No these fuckers were cycloptic cyborg sword weilding freaks who uttered one mysterious phrase and sent in motion a chain of events that left you at the end of the game wondering "What the fuck did that mean?"

That phrase was:

"Beware! Oblivion is at hand!"


And as it turned out, some super bad ass ..thing..was unleashed for whatever reason in the Third Turok game, aptly named "OBLIVION"

You didn't get to see the monster that Oblivon was other than snippits of it's body. Like the scary ass giant tentacles emerging from a swirling vortex above a building. Or this massive claw reaching from the beyond.. every enemy you saw was 'art of it' and the fact they were pretty damn creepy looking started making me mighty unsettled and actually looking forward to coming face to face with Oblivion.

Well the moment came and the big reveal happened after 3 years and 40 hours of game play. Oblivion, was a big pile of shit. I mean.. this is the best they could come up with???

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I was so dissapointed in this ultimate evil badass's design that it ruined the game for me.



And now here we are with a movie that may be called Cloverfield but probably won't be. People have speculated it's Godzilla but it can't be since the Japanese company that owns Godzilla have retired the franchise until 2010.
It's not Cthuthlu, it's not the Stay Puft Marshmellow man. It's not a giant mutant whale.

And do you know what the saddest part of all is? I seriously and totally doubt it will be anything other than a breif glimpse now and then and whatever your imagination comes up with. I get this horrid feeling it's Blair Witch all over again.

All we know for sure is that it's fucking enormous, it has spikes on it's back, walks upright, has greenish skin and sorta has a dinosaur-like hunched over gait.

And that's all we'll probably get from it.

I've come up with more original monsters in my head that I need to unleash on the world. Give them something to really be scared of. But I just don't. Miserable fuckers at hollywood.. for all their money they can't seem to buy the one thing that really matters in scary movies like this.

Fear.

]]> ~darthhorus http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/16004004/ http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/16004004/ Wed, 19 Dec 2007 17:15:49 PST
Meh.

I hope 2008 is better.

]]> ~darthhorus http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/15838661/ http://darthhorus.deviantart.com/journal/15838661/ Fri, 07 Dec 2007 18:22:56 PST [link]


A very 'humble' decepticon.

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