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                <title>happy christmas y'all</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 25 Dec 2009 00:30:01 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ EPIC.<br />I passed my math class. i was so sure that i was going to fail too.<br />am super pleased with myself.<br /><br />but yeah, happy Christmas y'all<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Whos struttin now?</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 18 Dec 2009 23:10:33 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ OMG.<br />my week has been hell.<br /><br />i failed a class, my glasses broke, my ipod broke, and my camara just broke.!!!.<br />WTF?<br />what next? seriously.<br /><br />jesus h. macy.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>First 10 to comment receive a feature!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 13 Dec 2009 18:20:10 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ â Be one of the first 10 to comment on this journal entry, and I will add you to the Feature List.<br /><br />â For each of the 10 first people answering this journal I will put his/her avatar and 4 deviations from his/her gallery on the list.<br /><br />â If you answer, you'll have to do the same in your journal, putting me in the first place, and completing the list with another 10 people. The idea of this is not to get a free feature, it is to spread art around for everyone.<br /><br /> <a href="http://maixu.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/m/a/maixu.png?4" alt=":iconmaixu:" title="maixu"/></a><br /><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow" ><a href="http://Maixu.deviantart.com/art/Bright-Light-91348773"><img src="http://th04.deviantart.net/fs32/150/i/2008/193/f/0/Bright_Light_by_Maixu.jpg" width="150" height="113" /></a></span></span>   <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow" ><a href="http://Maixu.deviantart.com/art/Solemnity-146686468"><img src="http://th02.deviantart.net/fs70/150/i/2009/347/c/e/Solemnity__by_Maixu.jpg" width="150" height="117" /></a></span></span>   <br /><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow" ><a href="http://Maixu.deviantart.com/art/The-Leaning-Tower-111398655"><img src="http://th02.deviantart.net/fs41/150/i/2009/127/c/7/The_Leaning_Tower_by_Maixu.jpg" width="47" height="150" /></a></span></span>   <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow" ><a href="http://Maixu.deviantart.com/art/To-Write-Love-on-Her-Arms-118612139"><img src="http://th07.deviantart.net/fs43/150/i/2009/127/0/0/To_Write_Love_on_Her_Arms_by_Maixu.jpg" width="150" height="100" /></a></span></span><br /><br /><br />1.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Y the last man (or dicking off)</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 10:13:35 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ SO.<br />i have been reading Y the last man.(instead of writing my 10 page english final, that was due last week...)<br />but anyway, y the last man? yeah, just finished it. omg. <br />I like. (yes, imagine the skeevy Borat voice)<br />so, if you have not read it, do so.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>birthday blues.</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2009 10:45:41 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ ah!<br />semesters almost over.<br />and its my b-day.<br />and i have so much homework to do.<br />ugh.<br />but im 21!<br /><br />hey,<br /><br />Can y'all guys give me some pointers on improving my art?<br />or just some creative ideas?<br />photography, drawing...whatever.<br />i would really appreciate and enjoy the feedback. ]]></description>
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                <title>Shut up Jason Voorhees.</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 14:45:56 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ HAPPY FRIDAY THE 13th!!!!!!!!!!<br /><br />like seriously.<br /><br />hey,<br /><br />Can y'all guys give me some pointers on improving my art?<br />or just some creative ideas?<br />photography, drawing...whatever.<br />i would really appreciate and enjoy the feedback. ]]></description>
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                <title>you got anything thats real? my boobs.</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 09:22:30 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ hey,<br /><br />Can y'all guys give me some pointers on improving my art?<br />or just some creative ideas?<br />photography, drawing...whatever.<br />i would really appreciate and enjoy the feedback.<br /><br /><br />Um, wow.<br /><br />so classes are eating me alive.<br />i mean, my work has been shitty. im still getting A's on my papers though, and wtf is that? (guess im just that awesome, and studying is way overrated)<br /><br />but yeah, shit ton of finals coming up. so i will probably be dicking around on here more. you know? instead of like studying and doing something productive...<br /><br />And OMG! i am maintaining a B average in math! that is monumental for me! (then again, ive been taking algebra since like 8th grade...)<br />or maybe its because i listen to eye of the tiger before every class?<br />im serious too.<br /><br /><br /><br />ANYWAY.<br /><br /><br /><br />thanks a ton! <3<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Can you lend a hand?</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 09:56:43 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So, i was wondering if i put a border around my photos if it would make them more appealing?<br />or something.<br /><br />im open to advice, in fact i would appreciate it.<br />throw your ideas my way please?<br />just looking to improve my art.<br /><br />THANKS.<br /><br />oh! i bought an ASUS netbook.<br />i do so hope it will be worth the money.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>epic fall.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 25 Oct 2009 14:03:41 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I LOVE THE FALL.<br />its truly epic.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Aaaaaaaah! Woah. That was really scary.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 26 Sep 2009 23:17:06 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ A feature for all who watch me!<br />i love you guys.<br /><br /><br /><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow" ><a href="http://fireandroses.deviantart.com/art/Here-to-There-129925649"><img src="http://th07.deviantart.net/fs48/150/i/2009/199/0/4/Here_to_There_by_fireandroses.jpg" width="113" height="150" /></a></span></span>  <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow" ><a href="http://fireandroses.deviantart.com/art/game-over-129810968"><img src="http://th03.deviantart.net/fs47/150/f/2009/198/2/c/2cfb6a935d2b9a0e0d103768fd538766.jpg" width="100" height="150" /></a></span></span><br /><br /><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow" ><a href="http://icedreamer56.deviantart.com/art/Golden-Alley-125194459"><img src="http://th02.deviantart.net/fs42/150/i/2009/159/5/7/Golden_Alley_by_icedreamer56.jpg" width="100" height="150" /></a></span></span>   <br /><br /><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow" ><a 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                <title>DRIVER SHUTS HER CAKE HOLE!!! (oh wait...)</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 14:49:09 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ WELL.<br />let me get down to business.<br /><br />i no longer have computer access. school has begun. got a charger for my camera. so!<br /><br />i moved. and do not have a computer anymore(sad pants).<br /><br />school has started again and it is leeching the life out of me. im a genius and decided to take all work classes. that have a lot of work. and even more work. WOO HOO. <br /><br />i acquired a camera charger. but school has been killing me and my creative abilites, or well any motor/cognitive skills period. so nothing new.<br /><br />HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!!!! omfg. i can not wait!!! it simply makes me soooo happy! <br />dudes. i need to be something epic this year, throw some ideas my way?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Sharing is Caring.</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2009 23:35:31 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So, dudes. i have like no camera. yeah.<br />my charger died. and im poor. so maybe i will upload some shitty cell phone pics?<br />or is that too cruel?<br />HA!<br /><br />uh, not much up. need to register for the new semester, like yesterday. <br /><br />im going out of my mind. but i grin(or not)and bear it. ugh. life. why?<br /><br />and i love horror shit but am like the biggest weenie ever. <br />everything scares me and i love it. LOVE IT.<br />and then i have nightmares.<br /><br />a 27 year old told me i look older than her!<br />bitch are you kidding me?! <br />20. im 20.<br />and your shoes are out of fashion! and your mascara is chunky!<br />i wish i was like that. could master the art of being a totally lovable smart ass.<br />like when people are rude? but they are too nice about it. so you cant like say anything?<br />i want that.<br /><br />and yeah, so maybe you don't need to or care to know this stuff? but really?<br />i love to share!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>growing pains.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 27 Jun 2009 12:23:05 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ back from germany.<br />loved it!!!<br />not so much here though.<br />oh well.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Hallo!</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 25 May 2009 10:49:59 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'M IN GERMANY!!!!<br /><br /><br />its cool.<br />visiting the fam.<br />fun stuff.<br /><br /><br />been super busy.<br />like non-stop from 6 to 8.<br /><br />but yeah.<br />soooooo pretty here.<br />love it.<br />i kinda look like a hobo here though.<br />shit, im fashionable in the states.<br />feel kinda lame.<br />but i dont really care.<br /><br />ok.<br />later.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>BEER PONG!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 10 May 2009 16:48:52 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ holy fuck me!!!<br />i played my first game of beer pong last week!<br />(and lost pretty badly)<br />beer pong owns.<br />....and i am a light-weight. buzzed (or a little more) offa about...4 beers.<br />stfu.<br />maybe i will post a pic of my little ping pong ball? <br />i gave him a moustache!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />uh.<br /> <br />not much to say really.<br /><br />almost done with this semester!<br />math final, and one last test for psych, and the last essay for english.<br />thanksverykindlygod.<br /><br />fucking passport got here. finally.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />sooooooo........<br />oh, sadly school ending means no more use of the darkroom.<br />eh. back to the shitty digital camera.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>toomuch.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 02 May 2009 17:14:42 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ YAY!<br /><br />school is almost out.<br />no more enlish 101!<br /><br />ugh, still have a shit ton of work to do for math and some more essays for english.<br />shite.<br /><br />but hey!<br />i got 100% on all 5 of my psych finals.<br />which is way cool cus' i just bull shitted all of em.<br /><br />oh by the way.<br />im going to germany!<br />for like 20 days.<br />get to see my daddy and baby sisters.<br />which is kinda awkward, cus they speak german at me and im like....."uh, what...sure..."<br /><br />and im scared shitless.<br />i dont like to fly.<br />and im goin alone.<br />and im such a huge pansy.<br />those things crash, you can die! (uh, planes)<br /><br /><br />17 days without a cig!<br />yay me!<br />s'not that hard.<br /><br />oh, and taking back sunday, what?<br />dudes, i totally used to hate them.<br />why?!<br />they are really freakin good too.<br />cant stop listen to them.<br /><br />god, ive been talkin like the hick i am (not) for like a week.<br />wtf?!<br />i only talk like that when im way chill or drunk.<br />godhelpmeplease.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>PENCIL NECK (HEY!!!! WANT A FEATURE???)</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2009 01:03:22 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ GOD.<br /><br />i have SO much home work to do, and my computer is being the BIGGEST BITCH EVER.<br />seriously.<br /><br />i would so love to go PSYCHOTIC and SMASH the damned thing to bits. <br />(or put my HEAD in a microwave.(god im such a geek, i watch too much supernatural) )<br />ive just about LOST it. <br />im not even joking.<br />good thing im such a pansy, or i would have punched a hole through my desk.<br />(oh, it wasnt for lack of trying, believe me. my hand still hurts)<br /><br />*EDIT* <br />oh my, i have been punching things quite alot lately.<br />and thats scary. because im so not a violent person.<br />but, fuck, school. i mean seriously. its not even that much work.<br />but im so lame. dude. i dont know. fuckin midterms and finals. and if i fail, then what the hell? its not like the classes are hard. at all.<br />just fuking homework? really? ha, i didnt even do home work when i was in grade school. shiiiiit.<br />god. im just a little stressed is all. a little.<br />and fuckin shit, i have an english midterm to finish ( ha, start ) and i killed my self over psyc finals ( ha, half assed em' ) and math? good god. math kills me. seriously.<br />but im just rambling. really, i dont even know.<br /><br />OH! <br />im trying to quit smoking.<br />day 2 so far.<br />im irritable.<br />hopefully ill be able to kick it....<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />First 15 to comment on this journal, requesting a slot, will get 3 pieces from their gallery featured by me. <br /> <br /><br />                          1. <a href="http://miyuko142.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/m/i/miyuko142.jpg" alt=":iconmiyuko142:" title="miyuko142"/></a><br /><br />        <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow" ><a href="http://Miyuko142.deviantart.com/art/Chaos-Tree-59178755"><img src="http://th04.deviantart.com/fs18/150/f/2007/186/2/0/Chaos_Tree_by_Miyuko142.jpg" width="113" height="150" /></a></span></span>   <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow" ><a href="http://Miyuko142.deviantart.com/art/An-Autumn-Encounter-68503754"><img src="http://th04.deviantart.com/fs21/150/f/2007/302/d/c/An_Autumn_Encounter_by_Miyuko142.jpg" width="150" height="150" /></a></span></span>    <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow" ><a href="http://Miyuko142.deviantart.com/art/Death-By-CD-19019823"><img src="http://th09.deviantart.com/images3/150/i/2005/154/7/e/Death_By_CD_by_Miyuko142.jpg" width="116" height="150" /></a></span></span><br /><br /><br />                          2.<a href="http://splitlipgypsy.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/p/splitlipgypsy.jpg?1" alt=":iconsplitlipgypsy:" title="splitlipgypsy"/></a><br /><br />       <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow" ><a href="http://Splitlipgypsy.deviantart.com/art/Graveyard-1-117344771"><img src="http://th02.deviantart.com/fs43/150/i/2009/087/7/2/Graveyard_1_by_Splitlipgypsy.jpg" width="150" height="87" /></a></span></span>   <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow" ><a href="http://Splitlipgypsy.deviantart.com/art/Curious-Little-Guy-117053257"><img src="http://th03.deviantart.com/fs43/150/i/2009/084/5/1/Curious_Little_Guy_by_Splitlipgypsy.jpg" width="108" height="150" /></a></span></span>   <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow" ><a href="http://Splitlipgypsy.deviantart.com/art/Domino-Birthstone-ring-117238587"><img src="http://th02.deviantart.com/fs43/150/i/2009/085/6/9/Domino_Birthstone_ring_by_Splitlipgypsy.jpg" width="148" height="150" /></a></span></span><br /><br /><br />                          3.<a href="http://reillyhowe.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/r/e/reillyhowe.png?2" alt=":iconreillyhowe:" title="reillyhowe"/></a><br /><br />       <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow" ><a href="http://ReillyHowe.deviantart.com/art/Speck-117926685"><img src="http://th03.deviantart.com/fs43/150/f/2009/092/5/1/Speck__by_ReillyHowe.jpg" width="113" height="150" /></a></span></span>   <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow" ><a href="http://ReillyHowe.deviantart.com/art/Mall-Part-I-117334130"><img src="http://th06.deviantart.com/fs43/150/f/2009/086/5/2/Mall_Part_I__by_ReillyHowe.jpg" width="113" height="150" /></a></span></span>   <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow" ><a href="http://ReillyHowe.deviantart.com/art/Things-I-Notice-Now-And-Again-117230812"><img src="http://th03.deviantart.com/fs43/150/f/2009/085/f/e/Things_I_Notice_Now_And_Again__by_ReillyHowe.jpg" width="113" height="150" /></a></span></span><br /><br /><br />                          4.<a href="http://vonhorror.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/v/o/vonhorror.jpg?1" alt=":iconvonhorror:" title="vonhorror"/></a><br /><br />       <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow" ><a href="http://vonhorror.deviantart.com/art/mugshot-101435432"><img src="http://th02.devian... ]]></description>
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                <title>BE FEATURED. DO IT.</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 24 Mar 2009 00:32:23 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ ugh.<br />march is a bad month for me.<br />seriously. i am feeling so...low.<br />i cant stand myself.<br />life hates me.<br /><br />but on a lighter note.....BE FEATURED!!! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br /><br /><br />"First 14 to comment on this journal, requesting a slot, will get 3 pieces from their gallery featured by me. I will choose the pieces I like best.<br />In return, those Deviants featured will have to create their own Feature Journal, placing me in the first slot; leading to a total of 15 Featured Deviants. Subscribers use thumbnails. Unsubscribers can link to a deviation."<br /><br /><br />                          1. <a href="http://miyuko142.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/m/i/miyuko142.jpg" alt=":iconmiyuko142:" title="miyuko142"/></a><br /><br />        <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow" ><a href="http://Miyuko142.deviantart.com/art/Chaos-Tree-59178755"><img src="http://th04.deviantart.com/fs18/150/f/2007/186/2/0/Chaos_Tree_by_Miyuko142.jpg" width="113" height="150" /></a></span></span>   <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow" ><a href="http://Miyuko142.deviantart.com/art/An-Autumn-Encounter-68503754"><img src="http://th04.deviantart.com/fs21/150/f/2007/302/d/c/An_Autumn_Encounter_by_Miyuko142.jpg" width="150" height="150" /></a></span></span>    <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow" ><a href="http://Miyuko142.deviantart.com/art/Death-By-CD-19019823"><img src="http://th09.deviantart.com/images3/150/i/2005/154/7/e/Death_By_CD_by_Miyuko142.jpg" width="116" height="150" /></a></span></span><br /><br /><br />                          2.<a href="http://splitlipgypsy.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/p/splitlipgypsy.jpg?1" alt=":iconsplitlipgypsy:" title="splitlipgypsy"/></a><br /><br />       <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow" ><a href="http://Splitlipgypsy.deviantart.com/art/Graveyard-1-117344771"><img src="http://th02.deviantart.com/fs43/150/i/2009/087/7/2/Graveyard_1_by_Splitlipgypsy.jpg" width="150" height="87" /></a></span></span>   <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow" ><a href="http://Splitlipgypsy.deviantart.com/art/Curious-Little-Guy-117053257"><img src="http://th03.deviantart.com/fs43/150/i/2009/084/5/1/Curious_Little_Guy_by_Splitlipgypsy.jpg" width="108" height="150" /></a></span></span>   <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow" ><a href="http://Splitlipgypsy.deviantart.com/art/Domino-Birthstone-ring-117238587"><img src="http://th02.deviantart.com/fs43/150/i/2009/085/6/9/Domino_Birthstone_ring_by_Splitlipgypsy.jpg" width="148" height="150" /></a></span></span><br /><br /><br />                          3.<a href="http://reillyhowe.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/r/e/reillyhowe.png?2" alt=":iconreillyhowe:" title="reillyhowe"/></a><br /><br />       <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow" ><a href="http://ReillyHowe.deviantart.com/art/Speck-117926685"><img src="http://th03.deviantart.com/fs43/150/f/2009/092/5/1/Speck__by_ReillyHowe.jpg" width="113" height="150" /></a></span></span>   <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow" ><a href="http://ReillyHowe.deviantart.com/art/Mall-Part-I-117334130"><img src="http://th06.deviantart.com/fs43/150/f/2009/086/5/2/Mall_Part_I__by_ReillyHowe.jpg" width="113" height="150" /></a></span></span>   <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow" ><a href="http://ReillyHowe.deviantart.com/art/Things-I-Notice-Now-And-Again-117230812"><img src="http://th03.deviantart.com/fs43/150/f/2009/085/f/e/Things_I_Notice_Now_And_Again__by_ReillyHowe.jpg" width="113" height="150" /></a></span></span><br /><br /><br />                          4.<a href="http://vonhorror.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/v/o/vonhorror.jpg?1" alt=":iconvonhorror:" title="vonhorror"/></a><br /><br />       <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow" ><a href="http://vonhorror.deviantart.com/art/mugshot-101435432"><img src="http://th02.deviantart.com/fs34/150/f/2008/296/5/2/mugshot_by_vonhorror.jpg" width="113" height="150" /></a></span></span>   <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow" ><a href="http://vonhorror.deviantart.com/art/ergh-97306859"><img src="http://th06.deviantart.com/fs37/150/i/2008/251/f/7/ergh__by_vonhorror.jpg" width="100" height="150" /></a></span></span>    <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow" ><a href="http://vonhorror.deviantart.com/art/Hide-and-Seek-I-89446886"><img src="http://th02.deviantart.com/fs27/150/f/2008/174/4/e/Hide_and_Seek_I_by_vonhorror.jpg" width="100" height="150" /></a></span></span><br />                          5.<br />                          6.<br />                          7.<br />                          8.<br />                          9.<br />                          1... ]]></description>
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                <title>I AM A BAMF.</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 19 Mar 2009 21:59:13 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ yeah. so i just got my scanner ( well just got it hooked up, the mother took me like an hour! )<br /><br />i will be adding like everything again.<br />better quality.<br /><br />so dudes, if you have faved anything...you'll just have to do it again!!!<br /><br />because i like to be evil.<br /><br /><br /><br />yes.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>YUS BITCHES!</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 04 Mar 2009 11:23:37 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ YAY!!!<br /><br />so i finally have access to a photo lab!<br />i will be making prints tonight!!!<br /><br />i am very happy, i dont like to take pics with my digital camera. it just feels so impersonal <--- is that even a word?<br />like, i can take a thousand digital pics, and only have one turn out.<br />but, you have to take so much more time with film, you actually have to think!<br />and i love priting, its like frankestein! watching something you've created come to life!<br /><br />so i will, hopefully, be adding some real pics!<br /><br />i just need to get my stupid digital camaera to take a good pic of my pics...you got that?<br /><br />er, yeah. there is an awful lot of exclamation marks in here......!!!!!!!!!!!<br /><br /><br /><br />ah, to be able to smell photo chemicals again!!!! <br /><br /><br />oh, and i am totally going to see Kutless on the 7th. cus im cool like that.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>zip. zip.</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 22 Jan 2009 21:29:04 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ so i started school.<br />and its pretty lame.<br /><br />fucking math.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>20. twenty. 2 0.</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 08 Dec 2008 11:14:50 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ im 20. <br />as of today.<br /><br />oh, i will be adding drawings.<br />well more like sketches...er, drawings to me.<br /><br />god, i need to finish my art maybe?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>me and i.</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 05 Dec 2008 05:13:17 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ omg!<br /><br />i just realized my b-day is in 3 days.<br /><br />wtf?<br />im like the most oblivious person ever. seriously.<br /><br />20 here i come!<br /><br />psh, lame.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>a story to tell.</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 28 Nov 2008 22:59:50 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ so my bro and i were at the store today<br />he was getting a tv, and they put it on one of those cart things you know?<br /><br />ok, well, this big huge dude tripped over it and bashed his head into my cart.<br /><br />i mean it was all like slow motion. that poor man ate it.<br /><br />i was just like, "omg! omg!, are you okay?"<br />trying to pick him up and shit.<br /><br />god. its called black friday for a reason.<br /><br /><br />hmmmm.....im rather horrible at relaying events.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>beware.</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 25 Nov 2008 13:39:53 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ wow.<br />a metric shit ton of pics!<br /><br />i will be adding more!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>oh no.</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 03 Nov 2008 16:28:13 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ why does halloween have to be over?<br /><br />i love october, the whole feel of the month just makes me happy.<br /><br />seriously.<br />like i see all the halloween crap in the stores and what not and it just brings a smile to my face.<br /><br /><br />fare thee well october!!!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>GORILLA BALLS.</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2008 13:36:11 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ im eating gorilla balls....<br /><br />kiwi, y'know?<br /><br /><br /><br />sheesh.<br />parents actually expect children to eat something when they call them such horrible things?<br /><br />like baby eels for baby corn or cockroaches for prunes?<br /><br />seriously.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>i tried so damn hard.</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 01 Aug 2008 23:30:42 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Sometimes i love others misery.<br />especially when they deserve it.<br /><br />i am a bad person <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/wink.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=";)" title=";) (Wink)" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>damn.</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 17:17:07 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So, i quit work.<br />Which was amazingly stupid on my behalf, because i was making bank.<br /><br />oh fukin well, eh?<br /><br /><br />shit, sooo, i need a new job.<br />ugh.<br /><br />why cant i be a hobo?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>jesus h. macy</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2008 02:24:58 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ i totally bought a new computer!!!!<br /><br /><br />and why the hell do duvet covers cost more than a comforter set?<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />JESUS H. MACY. im so tired.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>These Woes.</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2008 23:23:04 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ so today was my first day of work.<br />freaking slave labor, thats what it was.<br />over 8 hours without a break or anything.<br />psh.<br /><br />ugh, i spilled scalding chicken grease all over the place.<br />all over my self. my arm is all burned.<br /><br />jesus h. macy.<br /><br />why cant i work in like fashion or something?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>it tastes like Indiana Jones.</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 06 Jun 2008 23:06:01 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ ok, so those of you who watch me...sorry for uploading a metric shit ton on you.<br /><br />my computer is a pos so its kinda an all day affair when i do put stuff up.<br /><br />WOW. not all animals...<br /><br /><br />HAHA!!!<br />I GOT AN INDIANA JONES COLORING BOOK!!!<br />wtf?<br />seriously.<br />its hilarious.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>ohmygad.</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 06 Jun 2008 07:48:04 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ SOOOOOO NOT INSPIRED.....<br /><br />send some inspiration my way?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>THIS IS MY BOOMSTICK!</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 27 May 2008 22:23:35 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ THREE DAYS WITHOUT A CIGARETTE!!!!<br /><br />haha!<br />hopefully ill be able to quit.<br />its not that i really WANT to, more like i NEED to....<br /><br />psh, fucking cancer.<br /><br /><br />anyways, keep me in your prayers or something.....hehe.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>sheesh.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 24 May 2008 16:53:27 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Woah.<br />animal pics.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>INDY.INDY.INDY.</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2008 19:37:45 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ INDY.....<br />WTF?<br /><br />ok, really?<br />i didnt like the movie all that much....<br />but i still loved it y'know? because it was indy and all....hehehe, and Shia laBOOF.<br /><br />but uh, Cate Blanchett was HOT.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>YUM.</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 17:42:07 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE NEW INDY MOVIE!!!!!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>im so lame right now.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 17 May 2008 20:37:12 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I NEED INSPIRATION!!!<br /><br />ugh.....im stuck, and its lame.<br /><br /><br />give me ideas k? please?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 04 May 2008 17:15:13 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ .<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>CIGARO.</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 16:54:07 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So like i was smoking a cigar today?<br /><br />and the house was like "that thing smells like horse shit!"<br /><br />and im like "BUT I LOVE THE SMELL OF CIGARS!!!"<br /><br /><br />yeah.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>*deathbyspork</author>
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                <title>Lesbian Mafia.</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 17 Apr 2008 22:39:48 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ i had this dream the other night, that i was helping some lesbian lady with online dating.<br /><br />we were looking at this profile, she clicked on ' pics ', and this really manly lady pops up, and im all like " SHE LOOKS LIKE DON CORLEONE!!!"<br /><br /><br />WTF???<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>....</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 16 Apr 2008 16:39:04 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ .<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>*deathbyspork</author>
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                <title>KACHOW!!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 16 Apr 2008 02:26:45 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Omg. Lol.<br /><br />a shark with laser eyes!!!!<br /><br />soooo cool.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>crazy hobo</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 06 Apr 2008 16:23:32 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ There was a hobo in our dumpster the other night.<br /><br />it was scary, there has been reports of some creep running around and grabbing little kids and shit.<br /><br /><br />yeah, so we called the cops.<br /><br /> so, the cops come, shine their light on the can and leave. The fucks didnt even get out of their car.<br /><br />ok, it could have been some random bum, but what if he was a crazy muderer of something?<br />i mean, my daddys an officer, so ive always had respect for the law.<br />i dont know, but this really upsets me.<br />i mean, i thought the police were great...until this.<br /><br /><br />p.s.- hobos are worse than monsters, they steal your money, your virginity, and then they kill you.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>...</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 22 Feb 2008 01:02:49 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ ...<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Fuckin' Fuck!</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 20 Feb 2008 16:05:21 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ my motherfuckin cat just bit two holes in my hand!!!<br /><br />my writing hand, so now i only have the use of my pinky.<br /><br />its all bandaged with neon green wrap. SO LAME!!!!!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Sooo...</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 13 Jan 2008 18:20:54 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well the computer is kind of working now...so yeah.<br />
im just too lazy to post anything!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>shoot.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 30 Dec 2007 19:58:10 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ yeah, the computers broke, so ive been using the ps3 for net access. sucks but oh well. anyways my bday was the 8th, got a digicam, dont know if i can post. but anyway, lots of love.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>...</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 05 Nov 2007 15:21:11 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well i have a scanner now.<br />
just doesnt work <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /><br />
<br />
Har Har biatch!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Dayum boi!</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 22 Oct 2007 21:47:59 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ New art finally.<br />
<br />
What? It only took me like 7 months....what can i say im the worlds biggest procrastinator.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
OMG!!!<br />
My dads back and he didnt bring me any chocolate!<br />
He always brings me chocolate!!!<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
...that bastard.<br />
(yes i did just realize this)<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>...</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 03 Oct 2007 15:52:03 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Friday=new art.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Master queef...i mean cheif.</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 03 Oct 2007 01:19:38 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ i am Master Cheif!<br />
<br />
And yes Ducky i did almost cry. Shut up.<br />
<br />
Ewww...my cup smells like garlic.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>BLARGH!!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 01 Oct 2007 02:47:06 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ KKK. <br />
i stole this from you Ducky.<br />
<br />
<br />
No i did not answer most of thes truthfully.<br />
<br />
<br />
1. Where were you 2 hours<br />
The crack head laundromat<br />
<br />
3. Do you kiss a lot of people?<br />
yes ima fuckin ho!!! (NO)<br />
<br />
4. Are you wearing socks right now?<br />
Haha, yes....a black one with sparkly ghosts and a white one with rainbow flowers!<br />
<br />
5. When was the last time you went out of state?<br />
years ago.<br />
<br />
6. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?<br />
no.<br />
<br />
7. What was the last thing you had to drink?<br />
BLOOD.<br />
<br />
8. What are you wearing right now?<br />
a strap on.<br />
<br />
9. What was your last purchase?<br />
With my own hard earned cash?....um a guitar and a tattoo...that i can recall...<br />
<br />
10. Last food you ate?<br />
BOCK BOCK CHICKEN!!! (its good for the body)<br />
<br />
11. Last friend you saw?!<br />
DUCKY.<br />
<br />
12. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?<br />
AHAAAHAHAHA!! i dont buy clothes, i filch them.<br />
<br />
13. Do you have a pet?<br />
Bobette the cat.<br />
<br />
14. What did you do last night?<br />
Your mom. har har.<br />
<br />
16. If you could be anywhere you want, where would it be?<br />
Your bed.<br />
<br />
<br />
17. What is the last thing you purchased online?<br />
Gay porn. ( no, some books actually )<br />
<br />
18. One thing you hate about yourself?<br />
Everything!!! Dont look at me!<br />
<br />
19. Do you miss anyone?<br />
yes.<br />
<br />
21. last movie you saw?<br />
Resident evil 3, i think im in love with Milla. <br />
<br />
22. what are your plans for the day?<br />
Sleep.<br />
<br />
24. Who is your last text message from?<br />
Never had one! im not up with the times...<br />
<br />
25. What do you know about the future?<br />
WE ALL DIE!!! MUAHAHHA....i dunno.<br />
<br />
27. Who was the last person you rode in a car with?<br />
My madre.<br />
<br />
29. Do you have a tan?<br />
No. im blinding in the sun, seriously.<br />
<br />
30. How old do you want to be when you have kids?<br />
96.<br />
<br />
31. Did you meet anyone new today?<br />
im antisocial.<br />
<br />
32. Do you have any tattoos or piercings?<br />
What do you think im some kinda heathen??!<br />
yes, both.<br />
<br />
33. How do you like your soda?<br />
Flat! yum.<br />
<br />
34. Do you like hot sauce?<br />
Ummm... im white, of course i do.<br />
<br />
35. What are you doing tomorrow?<br />
Your face.<br />
<br />
36. What is your current mood?<br />
Mood: Apathetic.<br />
<br />
38. Do you like someone?<br />
yes..<br />
<br />
39. Are you dating someone?<br />
no.<br />
<br />
40. Why?<br />
Because im emo.<br />
<br />
<br />
41. Who was your last call from?<br />
.... no body calls me.<br />
<br />
<br />
42. What's your middle name? <br />
Guess!!!<br />
<br />
43. What's your relationship status?<br />
i dont do relationships.<br />
But if youd like to pretend its $500 an hour. ;]<br />
<br />
44. Does your crush like you back?<br />
No, i dont have a dick.<br />
<br />
45.  What's your moms name?<br />
Bradley.<br />
<br />
46. what color shirt are you wearing?<br />
Black. Like my soul.<br />
<br />
47. Ever been in love?<br />
Ja.<br />
<br />
48. If you could go back in time and change something, would you?<br />
Ummm.....i dunno.<br />
<br />
49. Have a crazy side?<br />
Not really, maybe when im really tired.<br />
<br />
50. Ever had a near death experience??<br />
Yes!!! OMG the stove almost blew up!!! BOOM!!!<br />
<br />
51. Something you do a lot?<br />
Cuss. FUCK ASS!!<br />
<br />
52. Angry at anyone?<br />
The world.<br />
<br />
53. Who can you tell anything to? <br />
No one, i dont trust people....<br />
<br />
54. Name someone with the same birthday as you?<br />
This annoying prude girl.<br />
<br />
55. When was the last time you cried?<br />
Never, i am unable to cry.<br />
<br />
56. Who would you do anything for?<br />
People i love.<br />
 <br />
57. If you could have one super power what would it be?<br />
GAYDAR!!!! zomg!1<br />
<br />
58. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?<br />
Nose. Wang.<br />
<br />
59. What do you usually order from Starbucks?<br />
From Starfucks??? carmalfrapp.<br />
<br />
60.  What's your biggest secret?<br />
Im really a man.<br />
<br />
61. Favorite color?<br />
Black, like my mood.<br />
<br />
62. Favorite TV show?<br />
........TRL!!!!!<br />
<br />
63.  Do you still watch kiddy movies or tv shows?<br />
Tch! Of course not.<br />
<br />
64. What are you eating or drinking at the moment<br />
coffee, cuz ima non conformist.<br />
<br />
65. Do you speak any other language?<br />
Pig latin.<br />
<br />
66. What's your favorite smell?<br />
Cinnamon apple.<br />
<br />
67.  Describe your life in one word, what would it be?<br />
Shit.<br />
<br />
68.  Have you ever kissed in the rain?<br />
No.<br />
<br />
69. Ever kissed on the beach?... ]]></description>
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                <title>arttttt.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 30 Sep 2007 17:37:51 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Oh mah gods!<br />
<br />
i might be adding some new stuff on friday!<br />
look out!<br />
<br />
Yeah, well im going to go shop(lift) now. lata hatas.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>ZOMG!!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 20 Sep 2007 23:55:24 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ HAPPY BIRHTDAY DUCKY!!!!<br />
<br />
i LOVE YOU!!!!<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Go check her out and wish her a happy b-day people!!!!<br />
<br />
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<br />
<br />
Do it now!!!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Smile.</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 18 Sep 2007 01:38:14 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Omg!!1<br />
i cut my freakin finger on a microwave.<br />
<br />
<br />
Woot! halloween! Can't wait!!!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>ima broke ass biatch.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 16 Sep 2007 19:56:24 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Damn!!<br />
man i need money.<br />
i need a scanner!!!!!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Oh no.</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 12 Sep 2007 08:46:49 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Ah, fare thee well Vinnie!<br />
<br />
im sorry i have to leave you behind, even if you are the most crazy and evil cat in creation.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Omigosh, my brother is on his third xbox 360! They keep blowing up. BOOM!!!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Stolengoods.(ha BS).</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 04 Sep 2007 16:42:34 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well, my mum and i got a five finger discount on a digital camara, and its a piece of shit!<br />
i was thinking that i could take pics of my art till i got a scanner, but no!<br />
oh well.<br />
<br />
Ugh! <br />
Life hates me right now.<br />
Too much drama.<br />
<br />
Haha, welcome to the land of emo.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Moving, again.</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 28 Aug 2007 11:24:26 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Ok, well im moving again.<br />
<br />
i shall be moving back in with my mum, so yeah. At least i will have internet all the time! Once i find a job i will be getting a scanner.<br />
<br />
PEACE!!!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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